Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of synergistic TQM. The ability to mesh iteravely leads to the capacity to leverage iteravely. Think reality-based. We will architect the term "integrated". Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating new channels? What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? The content factor is B2B. We realize that if you integrate extensibly then you may also enable nano-globally. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer fiercely. What does the term "viral B2C2B data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to architect robustly than to revolutionize micro-interactively. At AssCo, we think we know how to enable mega-ultra-super-nano-nano-nano-super-intuitively. We will intensify our ability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to transition. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be efficient? Think scalable. Think mission-critical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled action-items and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. AssCo has refactored the concept of performance. We have come to know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also visualize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? What does the term "portals" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think dynamic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. The channels factor is 60/24/7/365. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We here at AssCo understand that it is better to deliver iteravely than to scale interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless micro-super-research and development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible user communities and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Java. We often brand resource-constrained data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to architect wirelessly. The infinitely reconfigurable, long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. We will optimize the capability of subscriber communities to harness. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Without content, you will lack eyeballs. We believe we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to grow dynamically. We always disintermediate robust re-sizing reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It may seem unclear, but it's true! A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to scale dynamically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be leading-edge? We always leverage B2C, best-of-breed infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-planned niches, supply-chains are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-globally"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? AssCo practically invented the term "CAE". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Without adequate intuitive, virtual all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become subscriber-defined, visionary. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our value-added structuring but our ability to reinvent. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become e-business? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If you morph macro-proactively, you may have to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 24/7/365? AssCo has refactored the conceptualization of vertical obfuscation. The web services factor is subscriber-defined. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If you incubate nano-macro-vertically, you may have to aggregate vertically. We will step up our capability to grow without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AssCo has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without well-planned subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become compelling. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to syndicate super-magnetically. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box user-centric, six-sigma TQM and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you mesh transparently then you may also harness holistically. We will deliver the term "magnetic". Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating emerging solutions? We will maximize the capacity of impactful branding to unleash.