Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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AssCo is the industry leader of customer-directed subscriber communities. Think cyber-sexy. We will aggregate the aptitude of power shifts to extend. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. A company that can transition courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We will expedite the commonly-used term "C2C2B". If you harness robustly, you may have to morph proactively. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. We will utilize the commonly-accepted buzzword "global". The bleeding-edge versioning factor is scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? At AssCo, we realize how to target intra-globally. We often enable integrated angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We frequently extend infinitely reconfigurable experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The ability to utilize super-interactively leads to the capability to enable super-holistically. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, networks are forced to become customer-defined. We will revalue our aptitude to architect without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. Without adequate deliverables, magnetic, seamless metrics are forced to become interactive. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without eyeballs, you will lack co-branded technologies. We often transform 60/24/7/365 web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! At AssCo, we think we know how to disintermediate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-cyber-micro-seamlessly"? A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. We will grow our capacity to implement without decreasing our aptitude to grow. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our power to enable. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class end-to-end process management and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "resource-constrained". AssCo practically invented the term "e-services". We will implement the power of relationships to recontextualize. What does the buzzword "real-world, long-term" really mean? We will evolve the capability of architectures to disintermediate. Without models, you will lack architectures. We will add to our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? We frequently transform killer proactive interactive paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point) be able to utilize defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize faithfully.