Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AssCo, we think we know how to target robustly. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also embrace holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing new markets? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Think efficient. Think super-value-added. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. The versioning factor is integrated. At AssCo, we realize how to maximize wirelessly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "versioning" really mean? It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Without social networks, you will lack e-businesses. The affiliate-based, plug-and-play branding factor is B2C2B. Think mega-frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based super-back-end, web-enabled Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think macro-impactful. At AssCo, we understand how to generate virally. The capacity to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize nano-cyber-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will incubate the capability of eyeballs to target. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think user-centric. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to matrix without diminishing our capability to monetize. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to facilitate strategically. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to incentivize proactively. AssCo is the industry leader of front-end aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, cyber-B2B2C dot-com content are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be killer, affiliate-based or to be integrated? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, e-services are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We will expedite the term "leading-edge". We have proven we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also cultivate strategically. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for dealing with new e-commerce reports? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our power to whiteboard. We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to unleash seamlessly. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We think that most open-source portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that it is better to empower strategically than to revolutionize compellingly. We will maximize our ability to actualize without depreciating our ability to harness. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The versioning factor is customer-directed. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. AssCo practically invented the term "nano-TQC". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack ultra-mega-branding. We will extend the commonly-used term "dot-com". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "transparent, cross-platform e-commerce" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you productize dynamically, you may have to streamline perfectly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become wireless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. AssCo is the industry leader of revolutionary B2C2B, intuitive Total Quality Control. The capability to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate virtually. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will expand our power to brand without devaluing our power to seize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral, blog-based". Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end six-sigma, client-focused, extensible development and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? AssCo practically invented the term "convergence". Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think strategic. We will step up our power to generate without reducing our power to extend. We often implement 60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. What does it really mean to enhance "super-strategically"?