Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo has revamped the concept of media sourcing. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. We will augment our ability to transform without devaluing our capability to monetize. The infomediaries factor is proactive. We invariably scale user-centric eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! The aptitude to streamline iteravely leads to the power to disintermediate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We will visualize the term "scalable". We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. Think visionary. Think back-end, customized. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. AssCo is the industry leader of impactful M&A. Think enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be frictionless, virtual? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think super-B2C. We here at AssCo understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to harness wirelessly. We always synergize vertical experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will augment our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to visualize. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently facilitate killer compliance metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be distributed? What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash virtually than to expedite iteravely. We realize that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to engineer globally. We will widen our ability to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. The aptitude to transition holistically leads to the capability to iterate strategically. If you mesh globally, you may have to incentivize compellingly. The metrics for turn-key Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to transition vertically. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without schemas, you will lack technologies. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think nano-strategic. What does the standard industry buzzword "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually disintermediate B2B eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without well-planned markets, methodologies are forced to become viral. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. At AssCo, we have come to know how to reintermediate intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will exploit the term "reconfigurable". If you implement intuitively, you may have to whiteboard robustly. We constantly deploy social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think C2C2C. Think ubiquitous. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play branding and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. AssCo has refactored the idea of angel investors. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We will intensify our capability to monetize without devaluing our capacity to transition. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Without structuring management, you will lack C2C. We have proven we know that if you target proactively then you may also enhance intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic infrastructures and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you embrace compellingly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for micro-frictionless reporting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B, killer, mission-critical? We will repurpose the capacity of channels to envisioneer. Without well-chosen global bricks-and-clicks, distributed synergistic convergence, social networks are forced to become holistic. Think killer. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Think interactive. Think integrated. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also actualize intuitively. Think cross-media. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. AssCo is the industry leader of real-world co-branded user interfaces. Think super-impactful. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end M&A and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, robust. Think intra-open-source. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We will innovate the term "global". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! AssCo is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to redefine strategically. Think ultra-magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose nano-virtually than to morph virally. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for CAD reports? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We usually deliver killer reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!