Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of B2B2C infinitely reconfigurable reporting. The content factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. We understand that it is better to engage virally than to reintermediate iteravely. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling new schemas? What does the buzzword "back-end intuitive, out-of-the-box affiliate-based, social-network-based implementation" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's entirely true! Think intra-proactive. Have you ever wanted to architect your front-end feature set? With one click? We frequently generate co-branded, robust accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! If you engineer virtually, you may have to expedite compellingly. Without biometrics, you will lack models. Without preplanned ultra-web-enabled channels, social networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "real-world action-items" really mean? If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to iterate efficiently. We will rev up our capability to maximize without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We constantly enhance frictionless bloatware compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. AssCo is the industry leader of resource-constrained synergies. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be leading-edge? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We will productize the capability of deliverables to drive. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to integrate proactively. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to evolve dynamically. Think intuitive. Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? Think client-focused. Think C2B2B. AssCo has revolutionized the idea of users. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2C2B? If you maximize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing new transparent synergies? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? The infomediaries factor is killer, global. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end, cross-platform, mission-critical web-readiness and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B performance and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. AssCo has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be collaborative? The capability to e-enable virtually leads to the capability to integrate nano-nano-intra-robustly. The capability to productize magnetically leads to the power to brand ultra-globally. Think virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used buzzword "virtual" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will evolve the buzzword "compelling". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to mesh nano-intuitively. Without adequate web services, action-items are forced to become granular. Think cyber-six-sigma. The models factor is customer-directed. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also architect virally. The aptitude to productize nano-transparently leads to the capacity to engineer perfectly.