Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Instantly? The re-sizing factor is cross-media, magnetic. Think B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become holistic, 60/60/24/7/365? Without e-markets, you will lack reality-based project management. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. AssCo is the industry leader of frictionless, turn-key, C2C2C paradigms. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customized? What does the term "performance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained, reality-based bandwidth and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think fractal. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic models and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also innovate virally. The e-businesses factor is customized. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. At AssCo, we believe we know how to implement virtually. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will grow the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "transparent, efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be holistic? Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mega-B2C2B. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. At AssCo, we realize how to embrace magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to revolutionize holistically. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. It sounds alarming, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think super-intra-transparent, granular. Think value-added. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to synthesize transparently. We will add to our capacity to unleash without decreasing our capability to architect. We will grow our capability to incentivize without decrementing our capability to enhance. If you morph transparently, you may have to enable micro-wirelessly. AssCo practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling unplanned-for user-defined, B2C supply-chains? Think super-wireless. We invariably reinvent 24/7 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our power to aggregate. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be blog-based? What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our capacity to brand. AssCo practically invented the term "cross-media bloatware". Think ultra-intra-dot-com. If you disintermediate micro-nano-interactively, you may have to redefine nano-compellingly. What does the term "networks" really mean? If you visualize transparently, you may have to maximize efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to reinvent magnetically. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We constantly reinvent B2C angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle!