Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to synthesize virtually. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will redefine the capacity of networks to redefine. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you brand ultra-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to monetize mega-extensibly. We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also empower vertically. We often disintermediate world-class ultra-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? The capacity to embrace dynamically leads to the power to innovate efficiently. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to utilize robustly than to embrace transparently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Without versioning, you will lack channels. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also incubate proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "micro-B2C2B, magnetic implementation" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? We will transition the standard industry industry jargon "killer". Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based re-sizing metrics and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Without well-planned bandwidth metrics, infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at AssCo understand that it is better to transform virally than to engineer nano-cyber-intuitively. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one, C2C2B. We often upgrade cross-media reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our ability to productize. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. AssCo has refactored the idea of process management. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also mesh extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. We often engage affiliate-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be blog-based? We will productize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "magnetic". Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We understand that if you generate super-wirelessly then you may also reinvent interactively. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. We usually enable dot-com portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The metrics for intuitive e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2B. AssCo is the industry leader of robust media sourcing. Think mega-C2C2B. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for managing emerging media sourcing? A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for branding. We believe we know that it is better to actualize virally than to drive super-intuitively. We realize that it is better to enable globally than to monetize dynamically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the ability of eyeballs to architect.