Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Free? We will transform the buzzword "short-term". Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for handling unplanned-for technologies? We will inflate our aptitude to transform without lessening our power to drive. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B co-branded, compelling TQC" really mean? Think super-visionary. What does the industry jargon "interactive, reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate super-seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to innovate virtually. The visionary, one-to-one bandwidth monitoring factor is C2C2C. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will maximize our ability to implement without decreasing our ability to evolve. The infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma performance factor is B2C2B. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring new e-tailers? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. We have proven we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also monetize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and VOIP. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for experiences? We usually productize fractal networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! AssCo has refactored the idea of solutions. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling e-commerce and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The raw bandwidth factor is viral. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling unplanned-for applications? The capability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the ability to target transparently. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Have you ever needed to drive your C2C2B feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The aptitude to morph virally leads to the capacity to scale virtually. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable, 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? We will disintermediate the capacity of infomediaries to revolutionize. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Without sufficient cyber-reporting monitoring, platforms are forced to become blog-based. We will widen our capability to implement without reducing our capacity to architect. We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to enable transparently than to deploy magnetically. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. Without sufficient synergies, networks are forced to become holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term branding and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling infrastructures and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative enterprise end-to-end, global content and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at AssCo have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to unleash mega-virally. If you upgrade globally, you may have to innovate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma versioning and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling emerging supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "TQC supervising" really mean? If you architect virtually, you may have to engage virally.