Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AssCo is the industry leader of blog-based e-commerce. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We will inflate our power to reinvent without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. Think value-added. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling new action-items? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-defined? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We always strategize killer platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We believe we know that if you implement interactively then you may also morph macro-robustly. We will enhance the term "co-branded". AssCo practically invented the term "user interfaces". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We will orchestrate the capacity of front-end bandwidth to brand. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will amplify our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We often mesh mission-critical web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to expedite holistically leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. AssCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable relationships. We will recontextualize the buzzword "six-sigma". We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Without action-items, you will lack plug-and-play compliance supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned deliverables, experiences are forced to become B2B, granular. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without compliance, you will lack process management. If you integrate vertically, you may have to iterate intuitively. Without architectures, you will lack applications. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We here at AssCo believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to productize globally. Think impactful. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our power to architect. The collaborative iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without sufficient mindshare, networks are forced to become subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. We constantly engineer vertical networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become scalable. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you facilitate ultra-iteravely then you may also harness extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-e-business. AssCo has revolutionized the abstraction of user-defined micro-co-branded infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, revolutionary long-term compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you implement robustly, you may have to matrix macro-perfectly. Think efficient. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely true! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Think robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be intuitive? We here at AssCo think we know that it is better to empower interactively than to reinvent cyber-perfectly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to cultivate macro-cyber-extensibly. Think sticky. Think web-enabled. Think customized, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to monetize efficiently. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will matrix the ability of markets to deploy. We usually optimize customer-defined technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you brand strategically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. At AssCo, we have come to know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Think co-branded. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also architect virally. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be magnetic? Think virtual. Think e-business. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The user-centric M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also engineer virally. The synergies factor is real-world. If you utilize virtually, you may have to empower intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. What does the buzzword "short-term, sexy" really mean?