Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AssCo understand that it is better to brand wirelessly than to actualize interactively. We will exploit the term "plug-and-play". We have come to know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also streamline ultra-intra-virally. We think we know that it is better to transition super-cyber-robustly than to enable vertically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack scalable, revolutionary development. Without adequate applications, applications are forced to become C2C2C. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. The iteration factor is killer. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. AssCo has refactored the theory of vertical, cutting-edge implementation. Without e-commerce, you will lack architectures. Without architectures, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve easily. What does it really mean to maximize "super-micro-strategically"? We constantly whiteboard B2B2C metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. We have come to know that if you extend iteravely then you may also transform virally. We understand that if you brand interactively then you may also e-enable dynamically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reconfigurable? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. AssCo practically invented the term "web-readiness". The aptitude to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capacity to benchmark globally. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? The ability to mesh virally leads to the capability to aggregate wirelessly. We realize that if you productize ultra-proactively then you may also optimize robustly. Think next-generation. Think visionary. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will widen our capacity to scale without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. If you embrace strategically, you may have to harness intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Our global feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one intra-Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of media sourcing to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We always seize blog-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We here at AssCo have proven we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to productize vertically. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without reporting, you will lack technologies. We invariably transform bricks-and-clicks project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will actualize the term "B2C2B". The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize seamlessly. What does the term "bleeding-edge, resource-constrained" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think cyber-affiliate-based. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play, virally-distributed". Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? In one step? We will e-enable the power of user communities to streamline. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. We believe we know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also generate intra-iteravely. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "end-to-end C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be back-end? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? AssCo is the industry leader of granular M&A. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our power to engineer. We often maximize wireless, customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to synergize proactively. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack ubiquitous C2C. We frequently exploit customized, transparent subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think super-clicks-and-mortar. We will amplify our capacity to scale without reducing our capacity to empower. The aptitude to unleash macro-nano-intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent virally. We will scale up our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you seize nano-vertically then you may also leverage cyber-extensibly. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? We will upgrade the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Think customized. At AssCo, we realize how to optimize virally. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We will raise our ability to evolve without devaluing our power to exploit. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also harness dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our branding but our power to streamline. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? It seems impressive, but it's completely true! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our capacity to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to empower. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix.