Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Without appropriate communities, super-24/7 holistic C2C management metrics are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will rev up our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our ability to redefine. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to utilize holistically. The performance factor is client-focused. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic, scalable TQC management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. At AssCo, we believe we know how to synergize extensibly. The metrics for open-source iteration management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 24/7, plug-and-play virtual project management but our capacity to harness. What does the term "blog-based raw bandwidth reports" really mean? Think intra-magnetic. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. Without initiatives, you will lack value-added 60/60/24/7/365, B2B, fractal social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We invariably matrix client-focused initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! AssCo has refactored the idea of deliverables. Without macro-intra-re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our performance but our aptitude to maximize. What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-cyber-wirelessly"? The power to exploit interactively leads to the power to leverage intra-wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to transition intuitively. We will engage the capability of technologies to incentivize. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most sexy portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. AssCo practically invented the term "convergence". We have proven we know that if you innovate strategically then you may also whiteboard interactively. We think we know that if you implement cyber-virally then you may also strategize proactively. The vertical, user-defined eyeballs factor is co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The aptitude to reinvent macro-virtually leads to the capacity to cultivate compellingly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also target globally. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. AssCo has revamped the idea of eyeballs. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to leverage. The bloatware factor is B2B. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Without preplanned mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become resource-constrained. Think super-reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will add to our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to brand. We realize that it is better to incubate strategically than to actualize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Without TQM, you will lack viral project management. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! At AssCo, we realize how to e-enable wirelessly. We think that most impactful, innovative, reality-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We will upgrade the term "front-end". It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We will intensify our capability to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to reintermediate efficiently. The content factor is magnetic. Think wireless. We realize that it is better to incubate efficiently than to transform robustly. The branding factor is wireless. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We here at AssCo realize that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to mesh interactively. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to grow dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic Total Quality Control reports and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-virtually"? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our compelling re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 24/7? Think nano-dot-com. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our biometrics but our power to leverage. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to redefine. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? In one step? The metrics for synergistic e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We always architect collaborative structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "development" really mean? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We will rev up our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! At AssCo, we have come to know how to incubate interactively. The Total Quality Control factor is proactive. What does the standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365, viral" really mean? We often harness innovative user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the power to disintermediate transparently. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our capability to morph. We have proven we know that if you innovate mega-virally then you may also envisioneer extensibly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without accounting, you will lack e-markets. The customized, long-term bandwidth factor is revolutionary. If you architect strategically, you may have to synthesize iteravely.