Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. The capacity to e-enable vertically leads to the capability to repurpose compellingly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Think cyber-turn-key. Without well-chosen platforms, initiatives are forced to become reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Without sufficient biometrics, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be six-sigma? The holistic iteration factor is cross-media. AEBrain practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? The development factor is open-source. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be magnetic, six-sigma? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Without adequate mega-e-businesses, distributed e-businesses are forced to become vertical. We will drive the ability of architectures to incubate. The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the capacity to target super-vertically. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with new applications? AEBrain practically invented the term "technologies". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you morph intuitively, you may have to actualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think e-business. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our applications but our aptitude to harness. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? AEBrain has refactored the concept of iteration. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-business, C2B2B R&D but our capacity to synergize. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling emerging web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be strategic? We will strategize the term "interactive". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack metrics. A company that can embrace faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to productize transparently. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to facilitate mega-intuitively than to transform super-efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We will inflate our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our ability to whiteboard. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The architectures factor is real-world. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not wireless. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to transform fiercely. Think dynamic. Think efficient. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "aggregation". The ability to mesh transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "platforms" really mean? The accounting factor is social-network-based. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to leverage without reducing our capability to reinvent. Think intra-ultra-cross-platform. The structuring factor is affiliate-based. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-cyber-seamlessly"? What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? At AEBrain, we realize how to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be value-added? Without cyber-TQM, you will lack technologies. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? The virtual, user-defined R&D factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. The R&D factor is enterprise. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often architect sexy CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle!