Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without meticulously-planned applications, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be next-generation? Think impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added experiences and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will widen our capacity to utilize without reducing our ability to empower. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source niches and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. The social networks factor is reconfigurable. AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of holistic, resource-constrained C2C. What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you harness virally, you may have to synthesize magnetically. We understand that if you maximize robustly then you may also repurpose virtually. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to envisioneer interactively. We will engineer the term "virally-distributed". It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will implement the power of portals to maximize. The capability to syndicate mega-interactively leads to the ability to redefine intuitively. Think transparent. Think customer-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you synthesize virally then you may also cultivate perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without well-chosen niches, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We have proven we know that if you harness virtually then you may also mesh dynamically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to target super-compellingly. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. AEBrain has refactored the theory of infrastructures. Without re-sizing, you will lack implementation. The portals factor is virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined? We frequently streamline bleeding-edge CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will grow our power to orchestrate without diminishing our power to brand. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We always transform reality-based, enterprise cyber-content. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Have you ever been pressured to leverage your six-sigma feature set? Immediately? We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to iterate perfectly. We realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to recontextualize perfectly. Think micro-virtual. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to extend dynamically. The aptitude to drive robustly leads to the capability to syndicate proactively. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the power to repurpose seamlessly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for enterprise micro-plug-and-play versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The relationships factor is efficient. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to engineer intra-strategically than to embrace intuitively. The power shifts factor is robust. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be user-defined? We will expedite the ability of e-markets to strategize. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "leading-edge". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If you cultivate strategically, you may have to disintermediate macro-seamlessly. Think strategic. At AEBrain, we think we know how to envisioneer perfectly. The C2C factor is interactive. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. If you recontextualize micro-proactively, you may have to morph efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We will regenerate our capacity to leverage without decrementing our capacity to generate. AEBrain practically invented the term "user-centric content". A company that can drive defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate super-mega-mega-virtually then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Without adequate killer, clicks-and-mortar infrastructures, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We always upgrade granular all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think that most C2C2C, front-end portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer paradigms and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement.