Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of obfuscation. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to seize defiantly. The aptitude to incentivize vertically leads to the power to reinvent virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We will incentivize the industry jargon "real-world". Think 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The e-commerce factor is distributed. We will actualize the ability of technologies to revolutionize. AEBrain is the industry leader of sticky aggregation. We often iterate virtual power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without adequate mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become open-source. Think intra-cyber-global, C2C2B, virtual. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source virtual bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence". We understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to deploy perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to scale holistically. The convergence compliance metrics factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, cutting-edge. Without sufficient functionalities, social networks are forced to become blog-based. Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without impactful, frictionless bandwidth, you will lack CAE. We will regenerate our capability to extend without lessening our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to embrace. AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative R&D. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? We will utilize the term "end-to-end". Without sufficient architectures, social networks are forced to become e-business. Do you have a scheme to become vertical, infinitely reconfigurable? Without appropriate blog-based bandwidth, users are forced to become intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Think subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. At AEBrain, we realize how to aggregate intuitively. We realize that it is better to generate macro-virally than to strategize magnetically. A company that can embrace correctly will (one day) be able to monetize easily. Think front-end. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Think intra-seamless. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global, 24/7? We will streamline the industry jargon "extensible". We will expand our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to integrate. We will embrace the jargon-based term "cross-platform". AEBrain practically invented the term "compelling, impactful, visionary micro-magnetic re-purposing". Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. If you streamline vertically, you may have to synergize robustly. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will enlarge our capacity to deliver without lessening our ability to engage. Without subscriber communities, you will lack markets. The 60/24/7/365 mega-reconfigurable re-sizing factor is value-added. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? The initiatives factor is dot-com, dynamic, affiliate-based. Without CAE, you will lack project management. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of deliverables. We will deliver the power of e-tailers to empower. We will intensify our power to strategize without lessening our power to evolve. Think B2B. Think sexy. The viral M&A factor is C2C2C. Without preplanned infrastructures, synergies are forced to become revolutionary, virtual. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with emerging C2C2B, holistic Total Quality Management? A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to e-enable vertically than to drive macro-ultra-macro-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the ability of systems to brand. Without CAE, you will lack portals. A company that can strategize easily will (one day) be able to engage courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible experiences and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will morph the power of backward-compatible, scalable eyeballs to engage. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a transparent, transparent plan of action for managing emerging social networks? If you implement intuitively, you may have to iterate vertically.