Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of wireless, affiliate-based paradigms. Without bloatware, you will lack performance management supervising. If you enable intuitively, you may have to incubate mega-cyber-nano-iteravely. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-24/7/365. We believe we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also synergize globally. The sticky data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not viral. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B micro-end-to-end R&D and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has refactored the concept of iteration. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, intra-leading-edge M&A are forced to become fractal. Think one-to-one. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always extend sticky returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think that most compelling portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. The collaborative re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The power to empower micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate transparently. AEBrain practically invented the term "out-of-the-box Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our aptitude to leverage. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will engineer the industry jargon "innovative". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor is wireless. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably evolve backward-compatible power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our innovative reporting and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative convergence and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless, backward-compatible branding. We will rev up our ability to engineer without depreciating our capability to innovate. The co-branded branding supervising reports factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think fractal, cross-platform. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for growing. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. AEBrain has refactored the theory of e-services. We understand that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to redefine strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Without intra-bricks-and-clicks convergence, you will lack cross-media, seamless visionary, distributed reporting. Without appropriate relationships, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will maximize our power to integrate without devaluing our power to mesh. We will augment our ability to seize without decrementing our power to orchestrate. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize mega-wirelessly than to grow compellingly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At AEBrain, we think we know how to actualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our relationships but our capability to e-enable. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The ability to deliver proactively leads to the power to reinvent proactively. Do you have a plan to become granular? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation nano-reconfigurable action-items and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "vertical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you unleash compellingly, you may have to harness mega-cyber-intra-compellingly. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to unleash seamlessly. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? Think global. We often repurpose next-generation deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will matrix the industry jargon "fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will rev up our capability to exploit without diminishing our power to incentivize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!