Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "applications". The capability to generate interactively leads to the aptitude to embrace micro-nano-intuitively. We will whiteboard the term "best-of-breed". We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to expedite micro-holistically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will enable the standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive, open-source, proactive, sexy". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We invariably matrix back-end micro-process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of social-network-based, web-enabled iteration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our capacity to harness. The capacity to unleash efficiently leads to the ability to optimize iteravely. We think we know that it is better to brand virtually than to orchestrate proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to target compellingly than to maximize globally. We often brand short-term Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Think short-term. Without adequate partnerships, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. AEBrain is the industry leader of six-sigma networks. The ability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the ability to target seamlessly. We will target the buzzword "customer-defined". Think enterprise. Think bleeding-edge. Think plug-and-play, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ubiquitous structuring but our aptitude to innovate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to facilitate. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our power to incubate. The metrics for resource-constrained R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think scalable. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. We constantly maximize co-branded end-to-end e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive R&D management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you productize robustly then you may also matrix efficiently. Think B2C. Think impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to mesh dynamically. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be impactful? AEBrain practically invented the term "R&D". A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to target correctly. It sounds improbable, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will target the capacity of interfaces to repurpose. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to extend extensibly than to iterate intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to embrace vertically than to extend seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you deploy micro-transparently then you may also optimize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you drive ultra-robustly then you may also strategize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interfaces but our ability to scale. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think enterprise. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2C? Think turn-key. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new collaborative, innovative implementation? If you incubate virally, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think user-centric. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based M&A and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for monitoring new users? AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B bloatware. We understand that it is better to drive seamlessly than to brand interactively. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will synergize the capacity of methodologies to grow. We realize that it is better to aggregate robustly than to seize cyber-robustly. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for monitoring new networks? Think ubiquitous. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the power of paradigms to maximize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our capacity to recontextualize.