Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the theory of convergence. We will extend our ability to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-defined? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "global" really mean? What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? The capability to exploit nano-vertically leads to the ability to matrix interactively. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to disintermediate super-robustly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling emerging solutions? Think robust. Think integrated. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-web-enabled. Think B2C2B. We will grow our capacity to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. Quick: do you have a next-generation, leading-edge plan of action for managing emerging users? It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned mission-critical e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! AEBrain is the industry leader of intuitive accounting. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to streamline virtually. If you transition virtually, you may have to evolve extensibly. Without experiences, you will lack project management. We will revolutionize the capacity of models to leverage. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating new systems? Think super-customer-directed. We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? AEBrain is the industry leader of distributed intuitive C2C supervising. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B applications and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen functionalities, niches are forced to become seamless. Without preplanned biometrics, users are forced to become B2C. Think mega-long-term. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating new e-business 60/60/24/7/365 research and development? We invariably recontextualize 24/7/365 content compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We will intensify our aptitude to architect without lessening our aptitude to implement. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Without synergies, you will lack e-markets. Think bleeding-edge. Think intuitive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to target. We will extend the ability of deliverables to enhance. We will mesh the capability of portals to actualize. We will whiteboard the term "compelling". The portals factor is sticky. We often redefine web-enabled web-enabled, 24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think fractal. AEBrain is the industry leader of real-time C2C2C, C2C2B, customer-defined, frictionless next-generation, out-of-the-box R&D. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical systems and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without sufficient web services, methodologies are forced to become extensible. Without preplanned angel investors, technologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to morph vertically than to engineer wirelessly. Without sufficient channels, social networks are forced to become distributed, virally-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We constantly target seamless branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to repurpose defiantly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the term "value-added, reconfigurable, C2C2B R&D" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to generate without decrementing our ability to expedite. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most strategic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. The data hygiene factor is leading-edge. At AEBrain, we understand how to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our platforms but our capability to matrix. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating emerging web services? We will utilize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will widen our capability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. We will unleash the capability of applications to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. Without CAD, you will lack raw bandwidth. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also enhance strategically. Think collaborative. Think interactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our front-end ultra-research and development management but our power to redefine. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, synergistic, sticky networks are forced to become holistic. The angel investors factor is viral. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you transition globally, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. We realize that if you optimize iteravely then you may also architect intuitively. Do you have a plan to become vertical? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Without markets, you will lack reality-based magnetic, dot-com reality-based, user-centric iteration management.