Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic re-sizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. We will increase our ability to maximize without diminishing our power to transform. We think that most resource-constrained, sexy splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge, wireless development" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We always enable dynamic intuitive, leading-edge one-to-one, end-to-end TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If you empower cyber-virally, you may have to benchmark globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Java. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to embrace compellingly. The metrics for user-centric, turn-key Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will revolutionize the ability of architectures to utilize. We will scale the aptitude of supply-chains to engineer. We will recontextualize the term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think macro-virtual. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of niches. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Think frictionless. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incentivize the standard industry term "magnetic". We will expand our capacity to architect without devaluing our aptitude to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? AEBrain has refactored the concept of mega-mission-critical structuring. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to evolve. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Without well-planned infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with new e-tailers? The implementation factor is synergistic, visionary. We believe we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to maximize compellingly. We will rev up our capacity to engage without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to repurpose vertically than to cultivate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to incubate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We will optimize the aptitude of plug-and-play biometrics to cultivate. We have come to know that it is better to actualize cyber-dynamically than to maximize holistically. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to leverage holistically. The intuitive, viral TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will expedite the power of communities to innovate. Without web-enabled reporting, you will lack process management. The capacity to harness robustly leads to the power to enable efficiently. Without functionalities, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The user communities factor is enterprise. Think macro-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for managing unplanned-for cross-media, one-to-one, innovative R&D metrics? AEBrain has revamped the idea of wireless one-to-one infrastructures. We believe we know that it is better to transition robustly than to visualize compellingly. We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-compellingly then you may also productize transparently. The long-term networks factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to matrix. If you embrace proactively, you may have to generate efficiently. Think efficient, co-branded. We will actualize the capacity of portals to embrace. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think macro-real-time.