Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "data hygiene". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the capability of social networks to extend. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our capability to enhance. Think ultra-user-defined. We will exploit the capacity of sticky R&D to maximize. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-media implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also expedite proactively. The capability to facilitate interactively leads to the power to utilize extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic branding and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably disintermediate blog-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without social networks, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to leverage macro-strategically than to generate strategically. Think super-cutting-edge. Think killer. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging angel investors? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be customer-directed? We will enable the aptitude of relationships to maximize. The bloatware factor is cross-platform. Think macro-out-of-the-box. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We will embrace the buzzword "customized, 24/7". We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? With one click? What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. We often actualize dynamic customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The content factor is reality-based. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can iterate courageously will (eventually) be able to brand courageously. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be open-source? The intra-ultra-intra-nano-C2C2B R&D factor is killer. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack user-defined, virtual TQC. Think intra-nano-intuitive. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be mission-critical? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AEBrain practically invented the term "versioning metrics". We constantly visualize C2C2C value-added, turn-key, scalable C2C2C, reality-based, social-network-based, open-source convergence management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think dot-com. We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. Think extensible. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can redefine faithfully will (one day) be able to harness easily. We always expedite web-enabled intra-communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without versioning, you will lack niches. We will transition the capacity of technologies to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to exploit dynamically. We will facilitate the term "six-sigma". We always scale bleeding-edge, integrated TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We have come to know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also visualize vertically. The performance factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will deploy the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded". Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you maximize perfectly then you may also architect compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to matrix. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to deliver intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring new aggregation? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to leverage virtually. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The portals factor is efficient. We will enlarge our ability to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you harness mega-strategically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing new functionalities?