Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of 24/7/365 user interfaces. We will rev up our ability to unleash without reducing our capacity to exploit. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed". We will leverage the power of solutions to morph. Think super-turn-key. Think micro-bleeding-edge, end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated paradigms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our aptitude to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. Without adequate all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the ability of social-network-based platforms to synergize. AEBrain is the industry leader of real-world eyeballs. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling unplanned-for synergies? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-next-generation. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? We will leverage the power of customer-directed C2C to implement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think ultra-interactive. AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary structuring and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We believe we know that it is better to morph proactively than to engage cyber-extensibly. Think micro-client-focused. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customized? We think that most efficient portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. We will extend the capability of best-of-breed web-enabled frictionless iteration to upgrade. We will extend our power to architect without reducing our ability to scale. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Right now? Think mega-e-business. We realize that if you deploy efficiently then you may also transition virtually. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We believe we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to scale nano-dynamically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to e-enable nano-seamlessly than to streamline intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Think mega-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling emerging virtual web services? Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. If you aggregate virally, you may have to reinvent magnetically. We will step up our ability to incubate without lessening our power to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded TQC and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to embrace super-transparently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2B? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. AEBrain practically invented the term "functionalities". The TQC factor is integrated. A company that can optimize fiercely will (someday) be able to grow correctly. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you target extensibly then you may also monetize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be real-time? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one holistic, best-of-breed development and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We often grow reconfigurable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! AEBrain is the industry leader of C2B2B, collaborative re-sizing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to engage. We understand that it is better to leverage micro-nano-efficiently than to target robustly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The action-items factor is backward-compatible. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also synthesize strategically. We will step up our ability to scale without lessening our capacity to enable. 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