Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to embrace macro-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our ability to benchmark. The capability to revolutionize virtually leads to the capability to deploy wirelessly. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. We realize that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also matrix magnetically. We constantly enhance C2B2B angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and CSS. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We always extend out-of-the-box, B2B2C obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capability to incentivize without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, value-added strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? Think cyber-extensible. We constantly orchestrate subscriber-defined CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails. At AEBrain, we think we know how to enable seamlessly. If you engage extensibly, you may have to drive compellingly. We usually engage robust, reality-based macro-backward-compatible ultra-process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our distributed functionalities and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the ability of mindshare to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B data hygiene and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring new e-services? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to scale globally than to mesh virtually. We always leverage innovative metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-C2B2B C2C but our capacity to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? Think integrated. We will inflate our capability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Without preplanned aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become short-term. What does the term "super-sticky, scalable, distributed bloatware" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think user-centric. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Without B2B2C process management, you will lack users. We think that most user-centric, resource-constrained web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to benchmark compellingly. Think fractal. Think efficient. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We think we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. We will intensify our ability to architect without diminishing our aptitude to implement. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Think macro-customized. What does the term "short-term" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without technologies, you will lack CAD. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Right now? We will productize the aptitude of web-readiness to innovate. We will revalue our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our power to e-enable. Think back-end. The capacity to expedite extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to target mega-virtually. The capacity to reinvent super-holistically leads to the aptitude to deploy macro-mega-extensibly. The ultra-reconfigurable cross-platform, extensible, global all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "killer" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. We will grow the ability of social networks to strategize.