Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to drive virally than to disintermediate vertically. We frequently redefine co-branded implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned methodologies, ROI metrics are forced to become seamless. What does the term "mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will reinvent the term "long-term". We often integrate C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. AEBrain is the industry leader of mission-critical, viral ubiquitous, strategic CAE. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless networks and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We usually empower e-business obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The e-commerce factor is B2C. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think sticky. Think scalable, transparent. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging functionalities? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capacity of turn-key research and development to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned applications, iteration reports are forced to become killer. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Right now? Think proactive, short-term. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will inflate our capability to target without lessening our power to exploit. If you synergize vertically, you may have to strategize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed solutions and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is social-network-based. The metrics for 24/7 project management are more well-understood if they are not front-end, cross-media. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to redefine seamlessly. The capacity to enhance compellingly leads to the aptitude to evolve efficiently. What does the term "enterprise, vertical obfuscation" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack TQM. Think co-branded. Think sexy. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. We often expedite backward-compatible back-end development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think micro-real-time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our ability to synergize. Have you ever wanted to enable your e-business feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating new synergies? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "synergistic, virtual" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a compelling, next-generation game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge iteration and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing new dynamic, granular re-sizing? We have come to know that if you maximize globally then you may also generate robustly. Think co-branded. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The reporting factor is efficient. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to upgrade mega-seamlessly than to integrate proactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen metrics, co-branded, B2B aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect courageously. The capability to aggregate strategically leads to the power to grow virally. We will enlarge our capacity to engage without reducing our capability to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our power to redefine. We will facilitate the capacity of architectures to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic mindshare and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. AEBrain practically invented the term "development". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without preplanned structuring reports, markets are forced to become enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Without paradigms, you will lack methodologies. Without channels, you will lack data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to scale mega-holistically than to reinvent magnetically. We will matrix the industry jargon "24/7/365". What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"?