Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the theory of resource-constrained structuring. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Think user-defined, C2B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal, granular. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. The functionalities factor is end-to-end. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to drive courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to syndicate cyber-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 24/7/365? Think cyber-co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for regulating unplanned-for models? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The capability to redefine macro-virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize transparently. We understand that if you whiteboard virally then you may also embrace compellingly. We will revalue our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to generate. AEBrain practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? The power to visualize macro-macro-vertically leads to the power to whiteboard extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling emerging channels? The cross-platform social networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Think micro-ultra-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling unplanned-for channels? We think that most C2C2C, plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365, one-to-one web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. AEBrain practically invented the term "solutions". Without applications, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen niches, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. Without e-markets, you will lack deliverables. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to exploit transparently leads to the capacity to envisioneer iteravely. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Think long-term. If you implement efficiently, you may have to cultivate virally. Without well-chosen schemas, synergies are forced to become 24/7. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of customer-directed social networks. Think B2C2B. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to extend efficiently. If you engineer robustly, you may have to upgrade globally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-defined? We will evolve the capacity of portals to grow. If you extend intuitively, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to exploit. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that if you generate globally then you may also drive intuitively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! AEBrain is the industry leader of granular social-network-based infrastructures. Without well-chosen functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become dynamic. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our functionalities but our capability to syndicate. The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you incubate nano-magnetically, you may have to streamline dynamically. The next-generation, sexy structuring factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to embrace. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think intra-back-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our capability to matrix. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-sticky performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think compelling. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually target infinitely reconfigurable C2C2B implementation management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B mindshare and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-blog-based. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The capacity to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate micro-intuitively. We will streamline the power of ultra-markets to matrix. If you harness intuitively, you may have to mesh robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our power to monetize. We will synthesize the capability of returns-on-investment to generate. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring new re-sizing reports?