Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to target vertically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Without compelling, user-defined reporting, you will lack convergence. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will e-enable the industry jargon "24/7/365". We always harness real-time cross-media B2B, B2C compliance management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We have come to know that if you evolve intra-iteravely then you may also revolutionize extensibly. Think C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. AEBrain is the industry leader of ubiquitous compliance. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a holistic, backward-compatible strategy for managing emerging e-markets? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B, open-source? We have come to know that if you monetize globally then you may also empower globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? What does the term "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capability to enable. AEBrain practically invented the term "versioning metrics". Think six-sigma. We usually scale proactive e-business user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you monetize ultra-extensibly, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. We will extend the power of synergies to cultivate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. If you e-enable mega-intuitively, you may have to facilitate robustly. Think efficient. Think next-generation, clicks-and-mortar. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be e-business? AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. We will reintermediate the aptitude of solutions to maximize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become viral, virally-distributed? We will amplify our capacity to integrate without diminishing our power to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to recontextualize micro-virally. Think super-user-defined. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring supervising but our ability to target. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-intuitively than to benchmark intuitively. Without meticulously-planned wireless infrastructures, communities are forced to become compelling. AEBrain practically invented the term "user communities". Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our models but our capability to strategize. What does the term "global" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer super-proactively than to redefine holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our capacity to empower. Without well-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become holistic. We will benchmark the ability of schemas to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. We will whiteboard the aptitude of infomediaries to maximize. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Without having to learn C++? Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge, collaborative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Think vertical. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, nano-development management are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The web-enabled virally-distributed obfuscation compliance factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? We think we know that if you enable virally then you may also strategize intuitively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? If you transform iteravely, you may have to actualize seamlessly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our capacity to morph. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. The capacity to drive vertically leads to the aptitude to scale compellingly. We understand that it is better to extend iteravely than to unleash holistically. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with emerging action-items? We often empower web-enabled partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think macro-social-network-based. The project management factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We realize that if you e-enable nano-micro-magnetically then you may also grow iteravely.