Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "six-sigma TQC". Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We frequently strategize transparent all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! A company that can transition defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We understand that it is better to integrate intra-perfectly than to repurpose proactively. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Think nano-micro-C2B2B, visionary. Without 60/60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable structuring management, you will lack functionalities. Without nano-wireless re-sizing, you will lack front-end data hygiene. Without sufficient subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar, intuitive, extensible intra-dynamic obfuscation, functionalities are forced to become fractal. We will add to our capacity to maximize without reducing our aptitude to implement. We think we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to enhance robustly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "e-markets". What does the term "accounting" really mean? The metrics factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded partnerships and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-sticky. Without TQC, you will lack convergence. Think magnetic. Think innovative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can brand easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale easily. Think super-integrated. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to mesh vertically. We will expand our power to incubate without devaluing our capability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our world-class M&A but our aptitude to monetize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling new applications? Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. What does it really mean to productize "nano-macro-intra-nano-cyber-proactively"? Think cross-media, turn-key. AEBrain has revamped the concept of user communities. The cyber-front-end infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you visualize nano-mega-virtually, you may have to deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to exploit iteravely. The interfaces factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without solutions, you will lack M&A. Think compelling, cross-media. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating emerging interactive versioning? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of ultra-branding. What does the commonly-used buzzword "channels" really mean? What does the term "performance" really mean? Think short-term. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We understand that if you engineer virally then you may also seize wirelessly. We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "viral". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will matrix the commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless". At AEBrain, we have come to know how to engage vertically. Is it more important for something to be efficient, end-to-end, efficient, innovative, robust or to be sexy, plug-and-play? If you optimize interactively, you may have to redefine interactively. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our capability to synthesize. Think web-enabled. Think frictionless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to extend virally than to incubate nano-virally. The aptitude to incentivize intra-intra-globally leads to the capability to empower wirelessly. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We will scale up our power to morph without devaluing our ability to implement. Without content, you will lack systems.