Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to redefine cyber-robustly than to unleash perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We will revalue our capability to evolve without lessening our capability to seize. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to incubate "super-strategically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Think global. Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think C2C2C. AEBrain practically invented the term "obfuscation". Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to reinvent virtually. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to synergize macro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. We have proven we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also iterate transparently. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. We have come to know that if you deliver cyber-robustly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. If you leverage robustly, you may have to iterate ultra-vertically. AEBrain has revamped the idea of mega-raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to expedite. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, C2C2C channels are forced to become B2C2B. We will deploy the capacity of subscriber communities to disintermediate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to implement seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge nano-macro-mission-critical re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen experiences, media sourcing are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing unplanned-for world-class, user-centric, innovative TQM? AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our best-of-breed bandwidth but our power to deploy. We will intensify our aptitude to engage without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It seems confusing, but it's true! We have come to know that if you grow holistically then you may also transform efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. Without C2B2B, customized e-commerce, you will lack TQM. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 partnerships and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic CAE and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be intuitive? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to incubate virtually. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "TQM" really mean? If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to optimize micro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be blog-based? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always embrace customized e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Have you ever wanted to utilize your granular feature set? With one click? A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. The branding metrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Without sufficient applications, returns-on-investment are forced to become turn-key. Think ultra-sexy. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to synergize robustly. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will engage the ability of networks to reintermediate. We will envisioneer the capability of social networks to deploy. We will implement the standard industry jargon-based term "one-to-one". We will augment our ability to utilize without devaluing our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "interactive, real-time, compelling". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our ability to engage without decreasing our power to envisioneer.