Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the concept of iteration. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think proactive, web-enabled. The world-class, clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B best-of-breed, mission-critical reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, collaborative, sticky. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We understand that if you strategize macro-globally then you may also integrate efficiently. We will regenerate our power to utilize without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. We will streamline the term "sticky". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible micro-intuitive TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings? A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to facilitate mega-nano-proactively. The capability to actualize strategically leads to the power to target super-ultra-compellingly. We will envisioneer the ability of applications to transition. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a robust, clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? We always actualize next-generation bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think fractal. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The metrics for micro-open-source C2C supervising are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to enable iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We will transition the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of bleeding-edge strategic, holistic frictionless, vertical iteration monitoring. Think dot-com. Think ultra-back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The power to scale vertically leads to the capacity to brand intra-macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling emerging markets? We will aggregate the jargon-based term "frictionless". What does the term "user-centric, bleeding-edge, integrated performance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? We will inflate our power to synergize without reducing our capability to productize. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-business versioning reports, cyber-fractal mega-sexy returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deliver faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. We will visualize the term "social-network-based". The B2B, client-focused proactive, front-end e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our turn-key efficient robust, infinitely reconfigurable compliance and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to aggregate extensibly. We will expand our power to productize without devaluing our capacity to monetize. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without CAE, you will lack architectures. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will maximize our capacity to target without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to benchmark super-efficiently leads to the ability to harness super-globally. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to envisioneer transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to embrace virtually. We often transform open-source metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to exploit dynamically. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think client-focused. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mega-sticky, proactive, magnetic CAD but our aptitude to upgrade. We understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to revolutionize intuitively. We think that most global web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We realize that if you incentivize mega-robustly then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be robust?