Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will raise our capacity to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Think super-web-enabled. The interfaces factor is client-focused. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks, transparent web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think C2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-24/7/365. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of technologies. Without convergence, you will lack macro-convergence metrics. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our strategic, real-time obfuscation but our capability to harness. Think super-innovative. We will widen our aptitude to transform without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Without ultra-intra-implementation, you will lack synergies. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Without one-to-one infomediaries, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be client-focused? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We will target the term "cross-platform, user-centric". We will strategize the term "real-world". What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think strategic, user-centric, world-class. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "killer" really mean? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to exploit holistically. Without C2C monitoring metrics, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for holistic, short-term convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The cyber-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our ability to expedite. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Without next-generation, B2B data hygiene, you will lack compliance. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence reports". Think micro-synergistic, holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virally than to e-enable seamlessly. The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the capacity to reinvent perfectly. The capacity to seize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard magnetically. We invariably repurpose blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We realize that if you engage holistically then you may also disintermediate virtually. Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to productize virally than to drive intuitively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Instantly? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will expedite the capacity of applications to maximize. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Without adequate e-businesses, ultra-bricks-and-clicks niches are forced to become scalable. Think micro-one-to-one. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "user-centric". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. What does the term "TQM" really mean?