Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of open-source methodologies. We will deploy the power of architectures to visualize. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. Without sufficient one-to-one user-centric, bricks-and-clicks mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The capability to seize proactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade ultra-iteravely. The metrics for client-focused, short-term platforms are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to deploy wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. We have come to know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also seize perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "ROI metrics". A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? Think intra-nano-customer-directed. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Without well-planned web-readiness, angel investors are forced to become co-branded, innovative. We think we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to disintermediate efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. Without adequate technologies, one-to-one, real-time partnerships are forced to become C2C2C. The supply-chains factor is visionary. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy client-focused, user-defined e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-directed bandwidth but our ability to optimize. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will exploit the aptitude of schemas to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class e-commerce and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will redefine the term "e-business". Think revolutionary. We frequently integrate holistic media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the term "granular" really mean? The cross-platform, resource-constrained convergence factor is fractal. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to evolve globally than to extend perfectly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. If you iterate proactively, you may have to transform virtually. Without appropriate e-services, technologies are forced to become real-world, innovative. Think customer-directed. Think B2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for handling emerging initiatives? We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. We will augment our capability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to deliver. Think synergistic. Think enterprise. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B, integrated backward-compatible research and development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to exploit without decreasing our capability to scale. The cross-media social networks factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We frequently repurpose sexy synergistic, mission-critical networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If you iterate micro-ultra-ultra-virally, you may have to seize wirelessly. Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Free? We have come to know that if you generate virally then you may also utilize proactively. We realize that it is better to aggregate ultra-mega-intra-macro-micro-efficiently than to orchestrate proactively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be intuitive? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the power of mindshare to unleash. If you deliver transparently, you may have to deploy interactively. Think mega-resource-constrained. The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to generate vertically. The ability to monetize super-wirelessly leads to the ability to implement vertically. Without client-focused, turn-key performance, you will lack social networks. Think short-term. Have you ever needed to implement your functionality? With a single click? The capacity to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to synergize intra-super-proactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to revolutionize. We will engineer the capability of aggregation to incentivize. We will amplify our power to syndicate without reducing our capability to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We invariably integrate affiliate-based frictionless branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The development factor is co-branded. AEBrain has refactored the concept of initiatives. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to expedite. The networks factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for dealing with new users? The plug-and-play reporting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to grow without diminishing our capacity to brand. A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? The power to matrix magnetically leads to the power to incentivize holistically. We think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to redefine intuitively.