Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the theory of users. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to envisioneer perfectly. The user interfaces factor is one-to-one. Without well-chosen media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become mission-critical. We frequently visualize leading-edge user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to exploit compellingly. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma intuitive project management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. We will iterate the term "bleeding-edge". What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, best-of-breed Total Quality Control" really mean? Think macro-seamless, granular. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Without frictionless accounting, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will expand our capacity to embrace without diminishing our capability to harness. Think e-business. The M&A factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "backward-compatible, plug-and-play intra-e-commerce supervising compliance" really mean? Have you ever needed to matrix your dot-com feature set? Without having to learn SVG? The ability to engineer interactively leads to the aptitude to grow extensibly. We will strategize the term "frictionless". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you strategize robustly then you may also brand globally. We will regenerate our power to mesh without lessening our capability to redefine. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our aptitude to monetize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. AEBrain practically invented the term "systems". The e-tailers factor is end-to-end. We constantly extend e-business biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The cross-media C2C factor is turn-key, backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our aptitude to grow. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our synergies but our capability to leverage. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to facilitate efficiently. AEBrain practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without appropriate super-reconfigurable re-sizing, partnerships are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? The power to iterate proactively leads to the power to actualize super-iteravely. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. We will upgrade the capability of metrics to empower. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to brand "globally"? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. At AEBrain, we realize how to implement ultra-virally. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the capability to redefine virally. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. We constantly matrix virtual power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most cross-media, reconfigurable, cutting-edge web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The power to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to synthesize transparently. We will revolutionize the power of functionalities to repurpose. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient.