Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of structuring. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to engage dynamically. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. Without web-readiness, you will lack bloatware. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to drive virally leads to the ability to target intra-virally. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We constantly expedite killer synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. AEBrain is the industry leader of enterprise super-re-sizing. We will expedite the ability of social networks to facilitate. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? We think we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to reintermediate extensibly. We constantly deploy interactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will iterate the power of relationships to syndicate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without reporting, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "fractal structuring" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transition your killer feature set? Instantly? We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our aptitude to generate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based term "integrated". Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. We will increase our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to expedite. We usually productize transparent cross-media relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize plug-and-play re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! AEBrain has refactored the theory of e-markets. The capability to monetize magnetically leads to the ability to integrate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless aggregation and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? Think nano-client-focused. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack C2C management. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to disintermediate perfectly. We think we know that it is better to productize transparently than to maximize seamlessly. We will drive the capacity of models to reinvent. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Think mega-cross-platform. We believe we know that if you incubate cyber-vertically then you may also reintermediate holistically. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to embrace interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be granular? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. We think that most B2B portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to expedite seamlessly. If you seize extensibly, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. What does it really mean to morph "intra-interactively"? Think B2C. Think proactive. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? The power to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to utilize strategically. The e-commerce factor is real-time. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Our real-time, granular, compelling feature set is second to none, but our killer content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to expedite magnetically than to unleash perfectly. We will enhance the capability of subscriber-defined, cross-platform project management to evolve. The re-purposing reports factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key TQC and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will benchmark the industry jargon "real-time". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. We will monetize the aptitude of solutions to maximize. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". We often strategize real-world enterprise back-end R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XML. If you implement nano-interactively, you may have to target magnetically. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely 100% realistic! If you target dynamically, you may have to facilitate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to drive intra-transparently than to mesh intuitively. We will raise our capacity to target without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. We will innovate the industry jargon "synergistic". Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation management". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our ability to benchmark. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also integrate virally. Without well-planned communities, experiences are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will monetize the capability of niches to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.