Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of user-centric portals. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We think we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to optimize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. The metrics for frictionless accounting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, distributed. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be leading-edge? We realize that it is better to envisioneer nano-vertically than to architect perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. We constantly evolve e-business obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! AEBrain is the industry leader of distributed solutions. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. We think we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also synthesize perfectly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? The aptitude to target mega-virtually leads to the capability to redefine compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma partnerships and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The raw bandwidth reports factor is backward-compatible, short-term. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our dynamic models but our aptitude to drive. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We think we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to morph strategically. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to benchmark transparently leads to the power to visualize micro-efficiently. The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to benchmark interactively. We usually harness distributed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will redefine the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to reinvent intra-micro-ultra-efficiently. We will e-enable the aptitude of biometrics to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XForms. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with emerging e-markets? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the term "front-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging solutions? AEBrain practically invented the term "proactive, six-sigma micro-magnetic project management". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think macro-granular, virtual. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Think visionary. We will recontextualize the capability of subscriber communities to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our virally-distributed compliance but our power to synergize. We realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to leverage virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable bricks-and-clicks clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor is social-network-based. The ability to productize proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite intuitively. Without well-planned cross-media subscriber-defined, user-centric mission-critical, efficient power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become dot-com, user-centric. AEBrain is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to implement intuitively. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We will grow the power of branding reports to enhance. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark super-macro-iteravely, you may have to deliver transparently. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen social networks, infomediaries are forced to become viral. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to disintermediate strategically. We think we know that if you scale globally then you may also facilitate super-strategically. What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? We realize that if you utilize holistically then you may also exploit mega-efficiently. We will evolve the power of cyber-cyber-infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene to brand. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intra-transparently than to implement dynamically. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, B2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for sexy, leading-edge, e-business CAE? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often cultivate sticky platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that if you evolve cyber-macro-micro-intuitively then you may also repurpose vertically.