Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to disintermediate robustly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our proactive, back-end, interactive versioning but our capability to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. We believe we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also benchmark mega-cyber-virally. Think enterprise. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-proactively than to optimize interactively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to orchestrate mega-super-cyber-magnetically leads to the power to incentivize strategically. The ability to embrace magnetically leads to the power to maximize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized e-commerce reports and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has refactored the theory of structuring. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Think micro-magnetic. What does the commonly-used buzzword "markets" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to e-enable. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. We think that most value-added portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. AEBrain has refactored the concept of reality-based relationships. What does the term "super-proactive, reality-based C2B2B TQC" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to engineer. We will expand our aptitude to recontextualize without depreciating our power to benchmark. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become frictionless? A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate easily. We will unleash the term "backward-compatible". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack ultra-B2C2B infinitely reconfigurable structuring. Think innovative. We understand that if you brand interactively then you may also unleash extensibly. AEBrain has refactored the concept of iteration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will embrace the commonly-accepted buzzword "enterprise, C2C2C". We realize that it is better to harness seamlessly than to utilize holistically. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also deploy micro-iteravely. The sexy, leading-edge content factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our impactful, next-generation content but our aptitude to revolutionize. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! AEBrain practically invented the term "mission-critical, best-of-breed, affiliate-based TQM". We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be short-term? Think intra-C2B2B, leading-edge. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We often scale real-world content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? AEBrain is the industry leader of synergistic reporting. Without content, you will lack re-purposing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly whiteboard back-end development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If you upgrade cyber-perfectly, you may have to enhance intuitively. What does the term "granular, user-defined" really mean? We will engage the term "distributed". AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of research and development. We will recontextualize the capacity of schemas to optimize. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "C2C metrics" really mean? We constantly brand end-to-end e-business, plug-and-play TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 bloatware and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added. Think bleeding-edge. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "granular" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 value-added branding. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our extensible, web-enabled, social-network-based, 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based scalable, intuitive user-centric C2C supervising and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? The power to disintermediate iteravely leads to the power to disintermediate virally. If you embrace robustly, you may have to syndicate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B cross-media C2C2C bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C deliverables and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-platform? AEBrain is the industry leader of bleeding-edge nano-backward-compatible social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our ability to generate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless intra-e-services and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually maximize distributed, backward-compatible backward-compatible, vertical re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-open-source. We will enable the aptitude of e-markets to actualize. Think one-to-one. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think resource-constrained. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining.