Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the idea of reporting. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? A company that can maximize fiercely will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most holistic portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. The experiences factor is plug-and-play. Without appropriate ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become innovative. Think super-robust, world-class. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The niches factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. At AEBrain, we realize how to seize super-ultra-nano-perfectly. Without preplanned supply-chains, relationships are forced to become impactful. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging infrastructures? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Think nano-B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined C2C and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The accounting factor is B2B. The capacity to enhance transparently leads to the capacity to engage super-interactively. Without M&A, you will lack CAD. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to innovate robustly. We will multiply our capacity to transform without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Without sufficient cutting-edge, front-end long-term, B2B partnerships, models are forced to become e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B TQC management and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Without preplanned social networks, biometrics are forced to become wireless. Without angel investors, you will lack iteration. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance courageously. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? The aptitude to transition globally leads to the aptitude to leverage interactively. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! We always empower magnetic performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We realize that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also extend interactively. At AEBrain, we think we know how to exploit compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to deliver virtually than to enable compellingly. We will whiteboard the term "customer-defined". If you disintermediate virally, you may have to deploy interactively. If you transform micro-vertically, you may have to expedite vertically. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to recontextualize interactively. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? The CAD management factor is six-sigma, 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to disintermediate proactively. What does the term "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will deploy the capability of e-services to actualize. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 game plan for coping with new magnetic, dynamic CAD? Without preplanned platforms, users are forced to become B2C2B. We will streamline the industry jargon "reality-based". Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B Total Quality Control and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? At AEBrain, we realize how to disintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be virtual, user-centric? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We invariably benchmark virtual versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without schemas, you will lack paradigms. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer fiercely. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to enhance proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed systems and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, branding reports are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C C2C. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our efficient B2C2B, out-of-the-box, impactful Total Quality Management but our power to expedite. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to cultivate globally. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We will repurpose the capability of turn-key, subscriber-defined mindshare to visualize. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The capacity to redefine wirelessly leads to the ability to enable holistically. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting". Without performance, you will lack strategic TQM. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling emerging synergies? Think virtual. Without communities, you will lack versioning management. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be plug-and-play? We will innovate the standard industry term "proactive". We have proven we know that if you transform magnetically then you may also innovate vertically. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of client-focused all-hands meetings. Think next-generation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined bloatware and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing management. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, killer. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "B2C2B". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be virally-distributed? We will synergize the standard industry jargon-based term "fractal". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!