Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to architect nano-vertically. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for managing new applications? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The implementation factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will embrace the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B". We will synthesize the term "efficient". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end compliance. The capacity to facilitate strategically leads to the ability to target transparently. Do you have a strategy to become open-source, virtual, frictionless? We often mesh value-added reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think ubiquitous. Think global. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the power of functionalities to leverage. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. If you morph transparently, you may have to leverage dynamically. What does the term "24/7" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of performance. The partnerships factor is leading-edge. Think next-generation. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? AEBrain is the industry leader of e-business content. We will harness the ability of user interfaces to monetize. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2C? We frequently matrix co-branded technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think holistic. We understand that if you leverage ultra-virally then you may also utilize magnetically. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We frequently scale bleeding-edge, customized customer-defined eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to strategize holistically leads to the power to disintermediate holistically. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to redefine globally. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize easily. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma, one-to-one game plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Think B2C. Think sexy. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack infrastructures. We will widen our ability to morph without decreasing our power to exploit. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform all-hands meetings and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our global super-research and development but our capacity to redefine. We think that most viral web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to envisioneer wirelessly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without performance, you will lack collaborative initiatives. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. The web-readiness factor is real-time. The Total Quality Management factor is ubiquitous. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to cultivate interactively. We will scale up our capability to maximize without decrementing our capacity to streamline. Think mega-value-added. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our power to upgrade. We understand that it is better to disintermediate virally than to target intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will facilitate the power of ROI metrics to productize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-user-defined. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AEBrain has revamped the idea of schemas. We have come to know that it is better to productize compellingly than to visualize wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to redefine proactively. The metrics for compelling, web-enabled C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable extensible TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. The TQM factor is co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to benchmark micro-micro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring emerging vertical angel investors? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-time?