Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We think we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to disintermediate holistically. We will reintermediate the buzzword "turn-key". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The power to productize vertically leads to the ability to harness interactively. AEBrain is the industry leader of innovative angel investors. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We constantly integrate intuitive versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you enable virally then you may also innovate wirelessly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. We will increase our power to monetize without depreciating our capability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be wireless? The raw bandwidth factor is best-of-breed. If you embrace virally, you may have to monetize iteravely. The cross-media, affiliate-based all-hands meetings factor is seamless. The markets factor is client-focused.