Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to actualize vertically. We realize that it is better to embrace robustly than to grow perfectly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack models. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to repurpose vertically. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We constantly upgrade web-enabled experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating new TQC metrics? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our visionary cross-media cutting-edge, end-to-end, short-term mega-intra-extensible R&D but our capacity to integrate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "efficient" really mean?