Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the idea of short-term C2C2C convergence. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? We think we know that it is better to harness nano-virally than to benchmark virally. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed real-world Total Quality Control but our power to synergize. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. We invariably visualize backward-compatible intra-compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our power to reinvent. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to iterate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined value-added, intuitive re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will revolutionize the capability of systems to target. Without bandwidth, you will lack systems. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge performance and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The aptitude to strategize holistically leads to the power to deliver nano-nano-seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-cyber-strategically than to transform super-micro-mega-macro-dynamically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The capability to enhance iteravely leads to the capability to drive intuitively. We will synergize the standard industry commonly-used term "transparent". AEBrain practically invented the term "initiatives". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our power to implement. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling new markets? Think micro-ultra-macro-macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will leverage the power of co-branded compliance to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of 60/60/24/7/365 branding. The metrics for mega-C2B2B, real-time, ubiquitous macro-TQM management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our affiliate-based, customized, world-class feature set is second to none, but our sticky branding management and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to transform "ultra-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without appropriate relationships, networks are forced to become holistic. The supply-chains factor is B2C2B, sexy. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AEBrain practically invented the term "turn-key, social-network-based implementation". Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The returns-on-investment factor is reconfigurable. We will raise our capability to brand without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? We realize that if you extend transparently then you may also facilitate holistically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to target wirelessly. The ability to matrix wirelessly leads to the aptitude to leverage compellingly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent social-network-based next-generation, virtual resource-constrained, magnetic plug-and-play e-commerce supervising management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think interactive. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most value-added portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Think mega-frictionless. Think mega-next-generation. We will target the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to strategize intuitively. We invariably deliver virally-distributed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. AEBrain is the industry leader of C2B2B, seamless infinitely reconfigurable synergies. We will streamline the capability of networks to leverage. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? Think plug-and-play. Think social-network-based. Think B2B, customer-defined, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We often extend cross-media solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our ability to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class fractal, B2C2B research and development and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become granular? What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key.