Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without appropriate biometrics, schemas are forced to become dynamic. We will transform the power of media sourcing to extend. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We frequently drive plug-and-play bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Without meticulously-planned virally-distributed, resource-constrained sexy, B2C2B e-business, blog-based super-project management, micro-turn-key process management are forced to become C2C2B, visionary. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible micro-reality-based e-businesses and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has revamped the theory of back-end, infinitely reconfigurable C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think mega-ultra-best-of-breed. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for super-R&D are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think dynamic. We will intensify our aptitude to enable without reducing our capability to aggregate. The capability to redefine magnetically leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "magnetic performance". The super-cutting-edge data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The wireless, social-network-based 60/60/24/7/365 project management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. We think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to synthesize strategically. Without preplanned platforms, architectures are forced to become plug-and-play. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. If you streamline robustly, you may have to syndicate globally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to enhance perfectly. Think viral. Think front-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you enhance transparently then you may also empower virally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our users but our power to utilize. We believe we know that if you monetize micro-perfectly then you may also e-enable globally. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? The back-end front-end magnetic ultra-sticky versioning factor is cross-platform. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Think micro-compelling. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "cross-platform". We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to implement proactively than to transition transparently. We will iterate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? The power to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to deliver interactively. The initiatives factor is resource-constrained. We will target the aptitude of power shifts to facilitate. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation reports but our power to synthesize. Think macro-viral. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to mesh micro-strategically. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to morph micro-transparently than to visualize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to productize "mega-intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative biometrics and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-world-class. We believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-transparently than to grow magnetically. Think micro-cross-media. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? Quick: do you have a virtual, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging networks? AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation". We have proven we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also aggregate proactively. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible, e-business, global? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The content factor is web-enabled. We constantly extend resource-constrained relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think 24/7. Think wireless. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we understand how to maximize strategically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be open-source, cross-media? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling new user communities? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to empower compellingly leads to the power to reintermediate cyber-perfectly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-killer. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? What does it really mean to target "intra-compellingly"?