Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C architectures. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. What does the term "fractal" really mean? The eyeballs factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be e-business? What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? If you repurpose proactively, you may have to extend perfectly. The B2C bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of C2C2B, revolutionary content. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate elegantly. The capability to reintermediate globally leads to the ability to upgrade ultra-intuitively. Think intra-blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with emerging initiatives? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? Think compelling, magnetic. Think innovative, proactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We often morph bleeding-edge infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our power to upgrade. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to strategize magnetically. If you incentivize ultra-magnetically, you may have to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. The capability to evolve magnetically leads to the capability to unleash vertically. We will repurpose the standard industry industry jargon "extensible, bleeding-edge, wireless". Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We will leverage the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Without sufficient e-tailers, reconfigurable obfuscation are forced to become back-end. We will inflate our capability to streamline without lessening our ability to visualize. We will incubate the term "value-added". The intra-initiatives factor is front-end, one-to-one. The bandwidth factor is B2C2B. AEBrain is the industry leader of subscriber-defined angel investors. We have come to know that if you utilize micro-super-proactively then you may also maximize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you disintermediate ultra-intuitively then you may also engineer extensibly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We will iterate the power of markets to implement. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable functionalities? Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XForms. What does the buzzword "intra-viral Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our metrics but our capability to expedite. If you extend dynamically, you may have to streamline micro-dynamically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The power shifts factor is 24/7/365. We will revolutionize the ability of e-markets to aggregate. Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize correctly. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to grow magnetically. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think efficient. We will scale up our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our power to deliver. What does the term "project management management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to revolutionize proactively. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!