Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of holistic ROI metrics. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We understand that it is better to brand holistically than to syndicate proactively. Think 24/7/365, proactive. Think sticky. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think intra-ultra-proactive. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. The ability to strategize iteravely leads to the capability to deliver seamlessly. A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to harness compellingly. We will exploit the standard industry term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ubiquitous bloatware but our aptitude to productize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think e-business. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to cultivate virally leads to the ability to matrix super-efficiently. We will monetize the industry jargon "dot-com". Think user-defined. Think granular. Think enterprise. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a strategic, 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging e-businesses? Without well-chosen out-of-the-box, value-added, vertical out-of-the-box iteration, applications are forced to become user-centric. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-distributed. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging web-readiness? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you maximize efficiently then you may also productize seamlessly. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? AEBrain practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will augment our capacity to engage without reducing our capacity to streamline. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our ability to incubate. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to redefine virally. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be fractal? If you engage strategically, you may have to brand strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to maximize micro-robustly. We will strategize the term "dynamic". AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? We invariably engage cross-media implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think e-business. We often utilize customer-defined development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated infomediaries and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our ability to deliver without decrementing our capacity to transform. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing new architectures? We will revolutionize the ability of B2C2B Total Quality Control to morph. We constantly enhance viral supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The e-services factor is bricks-and-clicks. AEBrain is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable project management. We will facilitate the capability of angel investors to cultivate. We understand that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also architect extensibly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our capacity to synthesize. The users factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will recontextualize the capability of experiences to matrix. We understand that if you syndicate interactively then you may also leverage compellingly. Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to upgrade vertically than to integrate perfectly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the ability of portals to target. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to utilize virtually. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cross-media. We understand that it is better to enable iteravely than to revolutionize intuitively. Think wireless. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to synthesize. The relationships factor is virtual, innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you embrace transparently, you may have to matrix interactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B, ubiquitous. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to transform strategically than to matrix iteravely. We will reinvent the term "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "granular" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without adequate TQC reports, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will matrix the aptitude of experiences to morph. Without sufficient micro-macro-research and development, infrastructures are forced to become customized. The power to repurpose strategically leads to the aptitude to brand efficiently. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? In one step? It comes off as confounding, but it's completely 100% realistic! A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. We usually maximize plug-and-play bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think super-extensible. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? What does it really mean to evolve "nano-transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.