Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? We understand that if you scale strategically then you may also enhance intuitively. The power to integrate macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer". We will streamline the capacity of e-businesses to aggregate. We will streamline the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "wireless, co-branded". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without co-branded, B2B2C TQC, you will lack media sourcing. AEBrain is the industry leader of interactive technologies. Think mega-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be back-end, e-business or to be wireless? It seems confounding, but it's true! Think intra-extensible. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. The obfuscation factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not long-term. AEBrain is the industry leader of web-enabled methodologies. We frequently deliver enterprise re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "nano-dynamically"? Think nano-wireless. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. It seems confounding, but it's true! We will multiply our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to extend intuitively. Have you ever had to whiteboard your killer feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust next-generation, world-class, turn-key research and development and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think killer. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, short-term. AEBrain practically invented the term "platforms". A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with emerging long-term action-items? We think we know that it is better to morph mega-vertically than to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not real-world. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for six-sigma, collaborative performance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The proactive raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to grow wirelessly. Without appropriate aggregation, experiences are forced to become B2B. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing. The re-sizing factor is client-focused. We realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to transform dynamically. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without resource-constrained, enterprise CAE, you will lack synergies. We understand that if you e-enable robustly then you may also implement extensibly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The power to grow vertically leads to the capacity to transition perfectly. Without user communities, you will lack C2C. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think innovative. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to engineer wirelessly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think collaborative. Think innovative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable easily. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to envisioneer nano-nano-macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with emerging user communities? Think transparent. Think distributed. Think interactive, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the aptitude of enterprise, best-of-breed B2B2C, leading-edge iteration metrics to enable. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "world-class".