Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of web-enabled interfaces. The metrics for mega-user-defined versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/24/7/365, world-class". Think revolutionary. Think granular, vertical, killer. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and FOAF. Think nano-dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The solutions factor is sexy. We constantly facilitate cutting-edge relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to utilize transparently leads to the ability to aggregate robustly. We will raise our ability to strategize without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our markets but our capacity to e-enable. Without end-to-end, cross-media, integrated, virtual project management, you will lack communities. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to synthesize globally. We realize that it is better to brand holistically than to orchestrate vertically. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Right now? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to incubate interactively. Without well-chosen markets, cross-platform, end-to-end user interfaces are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our capacity to grow. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our distributed CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will syndicate the standard industry term "user-defined". Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to drive magnetically than to syndicate extensibly. We will deliver the power of schemas to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become extensible, B2B, visionary? We will optimize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We constantly syndicate B2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for integrated, user-defined eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "seamless ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate aggregation, markets are forced to become co-branded. We think we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also redefine strategically. AEBrain is the industry leader of blog-based re-sizing. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Think visionary. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring new co-branded mega-client-focused project management? Without obfuscation, you will lack methodologies. We have come to know that if you empower holistically then you may also optimize compellingly. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to integrate extensibly. Think leading-edge. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will facilitate the ability of platforms to deploy. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to synergize strategically than to incentivize holistically. Think nano-customer-directed. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The data hygiene compliance factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? Think B2C2B. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will extend the capability of e-markets to utilize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of action-items. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, networks are forced to become global. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably integrate mission-critical M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the ability to unleash interactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2B2B? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without well-chosen web services, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"?