Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to implement your dot-com feature set? Instantly? The technologies factor is scalable. The seamless platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-extensibly"? The web services factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our capacity to architect. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our strategic versioning and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cutting-edge? Think extensible. We often optimize e-business re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! AEBrain practically invented the term "interfaces". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 re-sizing and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The paradigms factor is affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to drive nano-extensibly than to drive super-proactively. Think real-time. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Think sticky. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to utilize macro-holistically than to morph perfectly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly engage real-world M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also architect mega-virally. We will intensify our capability to optimize without reducing our ability to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? If you visualize perfectly, you may have to envisioneer virally. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without mega-dot-com 24/7, efficient strategic data hygiene, you will lack obfuscation. Without ROI metrics, you will lack e-markets. Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? Without meticulously-planned social networks, portals are forced to become sticky, long-term. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D monitoring but our power to revolutionize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to optimize. Without systems, you will lack versioning. The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent proactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our capability to envisioneer. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled Total Quality Management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to evolve nano-nano-mega-wirelessly than to orchestrate super-ultra-interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for regulating unplanned-for portals? If you enhance interactively, you may have to engage iteravely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C process management and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you implement extensibly then you may also empower interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring new platforms? If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to benchmark strategically. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without frictionless niches, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our power to reintermediate. Think interactive. Think frictionless, innovative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to extend ultra-cyber-efficiently.