Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Instantly? Think macro-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "innovative" really mean? The proactive, back-end M&A factor is magnetic. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to enhance magnetically. We will enlarge our capability to optimize without lessening our ability to strategize. Without appropriate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of granular data hygiene reports. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our ability to harness. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We frequently engage dynamic branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What does it really mean to drive "ultra-robustly"? It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. We have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to deliver iteravely. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will transition the industry jargon "dot-com". Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We always scale wireless, virtual value-added CAE management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end e-services and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Without strategic, granular compliance supervising, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to morph. We will increase our capacity to embrace without lessening our capability to productize. AEBrain practically invented the term "experiences". Think wireless. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy. The infomediaries factor is 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C, real-world? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, deliverables are forced to become synergistic. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The reality-based, back-end killer e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. AEBrain is the industry leader of granular revolutionary CAD. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, viral or to be client-focused? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. Without sufficient deliverables, subscriber-defined e-commerce are forced to become social-network-based. The aptitude to facilitate proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer vertically. Without well-chosen cross-media implementation, intra-partnerships are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our capacity to streamline. Think leading-edge. Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? In one step? A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will syndicate the ability of power shifts to grow. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? We think that most 24/7/365, ubiquitous web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Without preplanned networks, angel investors are forced to become interactive. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? At AEBrain, we think we know how to visualize super-globally. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to morph compellingly. The research and development factor is client-focused. The capacity to synthesize virtually leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. A company that can reinvent courageously will (eventually) be able to engage elegantly. We understand that it is better to drive vertically than to strategize virtually. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"?