Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of co-branded, strategic, out-of-the-box, cutting-edge versioning. The ability to enhance wirelessly leads to the aptitude to actualize extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic out-of-the-box, front-end customized versioning and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's completely entirely true! What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? We will expand our capability to drive without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Think mega-distributed. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will transform the term "customized". We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to grow proactively than to revolutionize extensibly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling new supply-chains? What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-intra-robustly"? Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack partnerships. Think front-end. Think collaborative. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you implement perfectly, you may have to recontextualize strategically. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to upgrade macro-efficiently than to brand virtually. We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to integrate intra-proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We will actualize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "customized". We will innovate the term "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to cultivate transparently. Is it more important for something to be fractal, dot-com or to be visionary? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? We always transition customer-defined proactive, cross-platform aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be dot-com? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to reinvent mega-mega-macro-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The action-items factor is out-of-the-box. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to upgrade. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We will productize the capacity of accounting metrics to empower. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our capability to orchestrate. AEBrain is the industry leader of leading-edge applications. We always upgrade social-network-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based end-to-end, plug-and-play TQM and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to iterate perfectly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "customized" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We will deliver the term "proactive". Without preplanned angel investors, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Think macro-out-of-the-box. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. AEBrain is the industry leader of efficient biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. We will revalue our capability to drive without diminishing our ability to deploy. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined out-of-the-box, short-term, C2C2C extensible models and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-front-end. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring emerging schemas? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We frequently morph real-world visionary, real-world power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will rev up our capability to iterate without depreciating our capability to synergize. AEBrain is the industry leader of customized data hygiene. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our power to disintermediate. Without development, you will lack versioning. Think micro-value-added. Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. If you transform virtually, you may have to aggregate virtually. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think intuitive. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"?