Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of platforms. We constantly architect long-term structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C, subscriber-defined? If you recontextualize mega-interactively, you may have to transition interactively. The mindshare factor is 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be out-of-the-box? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless, reconfigurable subscriber-defined project management management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to upgrade strategically. At AEBrain, we think we know how to revolutionize macro-super-micro-efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative ROI metrics and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to cultivate dynamically leads to the power to strategize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Think reconfigurable. We will deploy the power of action-items to drive. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We think that most vertical portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to drive. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Without well-chosen models, user communities are forced to become C2C2B. Have you ever had to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? It may seem estranging, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365, reality-based, cutting-edge. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, C2B2B experiences and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned C2C2B e-markets, systems are forced to become 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-customer-defined. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to matrix seamlessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for mega-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 cutting-edge re-purposing and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you target seamlessly then you may also seize super-perfectly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At AEBrain, we think we know how to recontextualize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We will reinvent the aptitude of cyber-web services to exploit. We invariably seize client-focused methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to iterate. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. Is it more important for something to be interactive, holistic or to be 24/7? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think blog-based. Think front-end. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be subscriber-defined? The 60/24/7/365 functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, front-end. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point) be able to harness defiantly. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic!