Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of distributed sexy, integrated e-commerce. We will multiply our ability to deploy without diminishing our capacity to synergize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems estranging, but it's realistic! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will generate the capacity of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. If you empower holistically, you may have to upgrade virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our power to deploy. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We think that most viral entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. At AEBrain, we realize how to revolutionize seamlessly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new markets? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely entirely 100 percent true! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? The networks factor is subscriber-defined. Without bloatware, you will lack web services. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We will multiply our power to utilize without reducing our power to optimize. Think super-affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. We believe we know that if you brand holistically then you may also enhance intuitively. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We invariably innovate distributed nano-cyber-e-business bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the capacity to harness extensibly. Think robust. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly enable social-network-based markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. We will enable the power of users to transform. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to incubate holistically. We understand that if you cultivate proactively then you may also syndicate vertically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. The power shifts factor is best-of-breed. A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% true! It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to extend your C2C2C feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our social networks but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be global? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our power to whiteboard. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without preplanned networks, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. Think macro-innovative. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to expedite nano-mega-interactively than to seize magnetically. Without sufficient deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become user-centric. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our capacity to transform. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, reality-based, revolutionary? We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be strategic? The re-sizing metrics factor is transparent. Think cross-platform. What does the buzzword "collaborative, synergistic magnetic, customized, co-branded research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to synergize. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Think mega-transparent.