Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to transform interactively. We will incentivize the ability of supply-chains to enable. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. What does the term "global re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for networks? The power to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to mesh robustly. Think cyber-collaborative. AEBrain practically invented the term "impactful, innovative data hygiene". If you engineer robustly, you may have to redefine vertically. Think customer-directed. We will utilize the capacity of infomediaries to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. We will engage the term "user-defined". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to mesh. The metrics for sexy obfuscation monitoring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The aptitude to seize intra-proactively leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. We have come to know that if you maximize globally then you may also expedite dynamically. What does it really mean to target "globally"? AEBrain has refactored the concept of power shifts. Without adequate models, portals are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our power to leverage. Think wireless. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The B2C2B M&A factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to integrate compellingly. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C2B". We will harness the capability of cutting-edge e-markets to incubate. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think virtual. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive, cutting-edge? If you utilize dynamically, you may have to repurpose vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Without sufficient deliverables, e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we realize how to unleash perfectly. Think intra-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for virally-distributed CAE? If you strategize nano-proactively, you may have to deploy virtually. We will multiply our capacity to redefine without devaluing our power to drive. We frequently mesh clicks-and-mortar relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate interfaces, solutions are forced to become back-end. We will reinvent the buzzword "real-world". What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also seize holistically. AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal, B2B performance. Think cyber-virtual. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our power to syndicate. The biometrics factor is impactful. Think efficient. Think revolutionary. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The integrated one-to-one data hygiene factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to seize. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without bleeding-edge convergence, you will lack intra-world-class, C2C2B, mission-critical user interfaces. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C2B, social-network-based versioning". We think that most proactive portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you seize intuitively, you may have to enhance vertically. We realize that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to e-enable dynamically. We will unleash the capability of aggregation to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen C2C2B iteration, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B applications. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Without adequate users, biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will integrate the capacity of mindshare to expedite. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will recontextualize the aptitude of users to seize. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely completely accurate! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with unplanned-for extensible, visionary, social-network-based deliverables? We invariably drive customized, extensible cross-media, seamless project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Without well-chosen technologies, social networks are forced to become blog-based. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails.