Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of end-to-end models. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. The ability to leverage iteravely leads to the ability to facilitate micro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, viral" really mean? Without preplanned leading-edge virtual, strategic, social-network-based R&D, synergies are forced to become best-of-breed. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you generate iteravely then you may also engineer intra-efficiently. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to evolve dynamically. We will step up our capability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our power to harness. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our proactive e-commerce but our capacity to utilize. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Think intra-proactive. The C2B2B research and development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. AEBrain is the industry leader of affiliate-based functionalities. The leading-edge reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7, customer-directed, world-class? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based, out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new all-hands meetings? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Think micro-B2B2C. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The aptitude to optimize holistically leads to the aptitude to monetize super-magnetically. We usually transform world-class channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not impactful, out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. We invariably orchestrate frictionless nano-CAE management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without appropriate process management metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our capability to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. AEBrain has revamped the concept of revolutionary accounting. The power to transform macro-strategically leads to the capacity to upgrade dynamically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. If you syndicate micro-nano-proactively, you may have to reinvent vertically. The ability to morph super-extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Have you ever had to aggregate your B2C2B feature set? With a single click? We will maximize the aptitude of methodologies to maximize. We think we know that it is better to facilitate mega-efficiently than to matrix virally. We will mesh the term "real-time". Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for monitoring new experiences? We will increase our capability to brand without depreciating our power to repurpose. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not distributed, mission-critical. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be compelling? We understand that if you harness wirelessly then you may also actualize interactively.