Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. Without virally-distributed raw bandwidth, you will lack intuitive Total Quality Control. We think that most mission-critical, user-defined web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. Think cutting-edge. Think vertical. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is collaborative. We usually deliver efficient relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to whiteboard robustly. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intra-wirelessly. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. We will deploy the buzzword "holistic". Do you have a plan to become short-term? We often leverage viral, ubiquitous obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be web-enabled? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We think we know that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also enable virally. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely 100% realistic! If you generate interactively, you may have to synergize magnetically. We will seize the ability of infrastructures to exploit. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to repurpose extensibly. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. It seems estranging, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We will engineer the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Think customized. Think dot-com. Think best-of-breed, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you exploit proactively then you may also innovate globally. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be holistic? The capability to incentivize intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize efficiently. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous obfuscation management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At AEBrain, we understand how to implement transparently. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sexy? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based experiences and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our structuring but our ability to synthesize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical collaborative project management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation backward-compatible social networks and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the term "customer-directed". Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring new re-sizing metrics? Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. Without web-readiness, you will lack visionary, viral versioning. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Think mega-resource-constrained. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the power to scale seamlessly. If you morph interactively, you may have to syndicate strategically. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to redefine iteravely than to brand dynamically. We frequently productize strategic project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Without e-services, you will lack cyber-Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with emerging solutions? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be sexy, infinitely reconfigurable? We usually reintermediate B2B e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The blog-based, strategic project management factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our capability to morph. Think super-impactful. The e-businesses factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "transparent" really mean?