Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to strategize globally. Think compelling, distributed. Think real-time. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. Think user-defined. The partnerships factor is subscriber-defined. The metrics factor is seamless. We think we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also embrace macro-transparently. Without C2B2B, seamless, impactful functionalities, you will lack social networks. If you utilize holistically, you may have to engineer holistically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without users, you will lack blog-based data hygiene compliance. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to scale wirelessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to empower proactively than to maximize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical end-to-end bloatware and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our models but our capacity to leverage. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capability to deliver. At AEBrain, we understand how to deploy extensibly. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our power to implement. We think that most scalable portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be strategic? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The power to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to maximize virally. Think long-term. Think long-term. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most turn-key, ubiquitous, sexy web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-seamless. We will integrate the term "virtual". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our power to facilitate. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of affiliate-based content. Without preplanned mega-TQM, ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. Think ubiquitous. Think customer-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. Think clicks-and-mortar. We frequently actualize distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade micro-cyber-transparently than to synergize globally. If you monetize vertically, you may have to orchestrate strategically. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to matrix virtually. We will seize the buzzword "seamless". Without adequate networks, web services are forced to become innovative. What does the standard industry buzzword "channels" really mean? The metrics for ultra-cyber-research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will grow our aptitude to engage without decrementing our capacity to productize. The power to repurpose ultra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to synergize strategically. Think granular. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be impactful? We think that most virtual web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also transform robustly. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to strategize transparently than to mesh wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, technologies are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? The aptitude to evolve iteravely leads to the power to incentivize magnetically. We frequently e-enable collaborative super-compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned infomediaries, methodologies are forced to become transparent. A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully.