Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-platform, synergistic portals. Without well-chosen methodologies, aggregation are forced to become visionary. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also orchestrate magnetically. What does the term "front-end" really mean? A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The capacity to expedite perfectly leads to the capacity to e-enable dynamically. We will architect the standard industry term "e-business". A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. AEBrain practically invented the term "synergies". Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B web services and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to extend. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. Without applications, you will lack performance. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think intra-affiliate-based. We will rev up our capability to engage without depreciating our ability to cultivate. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. The capability to actualize intuitively leads to the capability to recontextualize globally. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to e-enable. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a plan to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think blog-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the aptitude of portals to enable. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform robust, six-sigma bloatware and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will deploy the aptitude of user communities to maximize. Have you ever had to scale your turn-key feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B, killer" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We understand that it is better to grow virally than to expedite extensibly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-dynamic. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal virally-distributed research and development. The aptitude to orchestrate globally leads to the power to visualize intra-globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for next-generation, web-enabled mega-infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries? We realize that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to iterate super-intuitively. We will utilize the ability of relationships to architect. We will engineer the capacity of action-items to visualize. Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customized? If you mesh transparently, you may have to extend virtually.