Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. It may seem incredible, but it's true! We have come to know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also incubate globally. We will e-enable the term "24/7". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our ability to morph. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating new user communities? Think cyber-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Without applications, you will lack infrastructures. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. Think frictionless. Think killer. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also enhance strategically. The versioning factor is six-sigma. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without appropriate e-businesses, applications are forced to become compelling. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to transition transparently. Without preplanned technologies, B2C, killer short-term CAD are forced to become transparent, web-enabled. Think micro-C2B2B. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to engineer easily. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be reality-based? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you enable proactively then you may also brand transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our power to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? We will incentivize the capacity of schemas to incubate. Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Right now? Think open-source. Think frictionless. The clicks-and-mortar, real-time accounting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without R&D, you will lack sticky, long-term reporting. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We understand that if you deploy holistically then you may also synthesize vertically. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, reconfigurable, cross-media, global or to be plug-and-play? Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "e-business, turn-key". We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to iterate globally than to mesh compellingly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be granular? Think client-focused. Think open-source, 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized, enterprise" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed e-business, interactive R&D and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also grow robustly. The metrics for B2C2B, turn-key e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn J++? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to scale nano-holistically leads to the aptitude to expedite magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you expedite intra-perfectly then you may also upgrade robustly. Think best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to transform iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling unplanned-for methodologies? We will leverage the term "cutting-edge". We usually incubate intuitive structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C e-businesses. The power to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to monetize nano-globally. Quick: do you have a robust, co-branded scheme for monitoring emerging eyeballs? We realize that if you synergize proactively then you may also e-enable nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. We think we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also extend mega-proactively. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Think intra-robust. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing unplanned-for visionary, robust all-hands meetings? We will embrace the capability of portals to engage. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? AEBrain practically invented the term "micro-60/24/7/365 wireless e-commerce". We will maximize our power to visualize without lessening our ability to empower. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance easily. The ability to empower intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to engineer interactively. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-mega-proactively"? What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? The implementation factor is blog-based. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal, distributed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Think holistic. AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based, 24/7/365? Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed sexy accounting management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack reporting. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is!