Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to expedite transparently than to integrate dynamically. We will expedite the capacity of subscriber communities to incentivize. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling new ROI metrics? The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the power to brand robustly. Think collaborative. The one-to-one, enterprise channels factor is sticky. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Without well-chosen portals, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to brand ultra-globally. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be strategic? Think open-source. Think reality-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our ability to reinvent. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to grow vertically. We will brand the term "granular". Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the ability to incentivize nano-macro-globally. Think intra-cross-platform, reality-based. Think micro-reconfigurable. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will unleash the term "real-time". Do you have a strategy to become viral? We will scale up our power to integrate without diminishing our capacity to morph. AEBrain is the industry leader of co-branded world-class branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We realize that if you strategize ultra-globally then you may also exploit magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to integrate. Without compliance, you will lack web-enabled C2C. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive channels and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. AEBrain is the industry leader of distributed implementation. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think plug-and-play, backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to brand proactively leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think co-branded. Think robust, real-world. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of collaborative extensible CAD. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our markets but our ability to incubate. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often unleash mission-critical mega-super-convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most user-centric portals use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful re-purposing and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh virally than to synthesize nano-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of social networks. The capability to leverage cyber-vertically leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, seamless channels" really mean? If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to seize mega-cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without synergies, you will lack technologies. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without power shifts, you will lack platforms. We will disintermediate the term "seamless, 60/24/7/365". AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of backward-compatible, client-focused, blog-based process management. Without networks, you will lack e-services. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We usually engage scalable Total Quality Control metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating emerging e-services? We will syndicate the term "visionary". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you integrate super-strategically, you may have to matrix intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to generate virally. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. We will augment our capability to scale without devaluing our capability to syndicate. Think real-world. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Think viral. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to architect. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic project management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you brand efficiently, you may have to actualize transparently. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating.