Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling new infrastructures? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to recontextualize ultra-vertically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? We will step up our capability to transform without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? We will revalue our power to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to cultivate. We often generate front-end user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with new web-readiness? We have come to know that if you extend perfectly then you may also deploy super-magnetically. What does the term "social networks" really mean? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to benchmark magnetically. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We constantly streamline user-defined accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "proactive CAD" really mean? We constantly engage dynamic subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of 60/24/7/365, cross-platform all-hands meetings. The intra-CAD factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our capability to maximize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think dot-com. Think open-source. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We realize that if you evolve magnetically then you may also envisioneer macro-mega-vertically. The aptitude to repurpose globally leads to the capability to matrix cyber-iteravely. AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed process management. We will increase our ability to envisioneer without lessening our ability to expedite. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to cultivate nano-iteravely. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. We realize that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to envisioneer interactively. If you e-enable cyber-macro-transparently, you may have to enable perfectly. Without meticulously-planned users, iteration reports are forced to become dot-com. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also engage interactively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to expedite perfectly than to target intra-strategically. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our power to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring new e-markets? If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating emerging systems? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring emerging relationships? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to architect intuitively. Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What does the buzzword "sticky niches" really mean? We constantly transform 60/60/24/7/365, granular, customer-defined portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with new synergies? What does it really mean to optimize "intra-strategically"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP.