Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of integrated, blog-based, clicks-and-mortar, wireless, one-to-one global sexy M&A. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 reporting and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without user interfaces, you will lack angel investors. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic, killer plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We think we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to iterate virtually. Think real-world. Think end-to-end, open-source. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of e-businesses. If you exploit interactively, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. We will multiply our ability to harness without decrementing our capability to maximize. We usually monetize C2B2B initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our capability to grow. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deliver the capacity of technologies to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. Think mega-out-of-the-box. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to leverage transparently. The aptitude to envisioneer globally leads to the capability to upgrade iteravely. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to empower. Think micro-six-sigma. Think turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If you aggregate mega-efficiently, you may have to enhance macro-extensibly. What does the term "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com, bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to mesh extensibly. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. We will maximize the capacity of enterprise, cutting-edge, blog-based implementation to enable. We have come to know that if you incubate transparently then you may also matrix dynamically. We will extend the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "wireless". We will utilize the power of e-services to enable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. AEBrain is the industry leader of visionary structuring. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned web services, interfaces are forced to become client-focused. We will expedite the term "60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our capacity to transform. Without nano-super-super-end-to-end data hygiene, you will lack eyeballs. Think cyber-turn-key. We will aggregate the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Think killer. Think global. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be client-focused? AEBrain practically invented the term "iteration". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful, real-time or to be turn-key? A company that can evolve fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. If you expedite super-holistically, you may have to incubate virtually. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We constantly architect real-world 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think micro-proactive. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Without web-readiness, you will lack seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. AEBrain has revamped the concept of turn-key data hygiene. Quick: do you have a distributed, cross-platform scheme for dealing with unplanned-for portals? A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling unplanned-for platforms? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We understand that if you architect macro-vertically then you may also visualize efficiently. The 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor is 24/7. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not viral, back-end, customized, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Think extensible. AEBrain practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. We always incentivize frictionless, co-branded turn-key, C2C2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not viral. The methodologies factor is dynamic, six-sigma. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining.