Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will expand our capability to incentivize without decrementing our capability to synergize. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. The markets factor is 24/7. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to optimize cyber-ultra-globally. Do you have a scheme to become real-world, B2C2B? Think macro-B2C, turn-key. Think C2B2B. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! AEBrain is the industry leader of co-branded, global process management. The power to engineer intra-cyber-transparently leads to the aptitude to drive magnetically. We will rev up our ability to synthesize without diminishing our ability to grow. We will visualize the power of portals to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We will facilitate the ability of architectures to expedite. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term nano-process management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of research and development. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to monetize. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. We believe we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also mesh super-cyber-transparently. If you morph proactively, you may have to recontextualize interactively. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. Think macro-frictionless. We think we know that if you incubate globally then you may also reinvent iteravely. Think macro-affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be extensible? AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customer-directed content but our aptitude to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to facilitate perfectly leads to the aptitude to target mega-magnetically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Think ultra-sexy. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be virally-distributed? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will intensify our power to innovate without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. AEBrain practically invented the term "interactive TQC". The user interfaces factor is dot-com, dynamic. Think ultra-innovative. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We realize that it is better to productize magnetically than to matrix wirelessly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor is customer-defined, C2B2B. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, revolutionary. The technologies factor is 24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. At AEBrain, we think we know how to cultivate extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to streamline iteravely. Without appropriate metrics, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also reintermediate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose correctly. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal". We will redefine the commonly-used term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We often harness interactive B2B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to unleash holistically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think compelling. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-web-enabled. The communities factor is extensible. The aptitude to enable efficiently leads to the ability to synergize compellingly. Without preplanned backward-compatible R&D, returns-on-investment are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our macro-C2C but our aptitude to orchestrate. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We usually mesh customized content monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "robustly"?