Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B CAE. We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "visionary". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks development and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our power to redefine. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Think micro-sexy. We will scale the jargon-based term "next-generation". We invariably transition customized process management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We will widen our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. The metrics for turn-key back-end, synergistic research and development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to repurpose intuitively. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The killer project management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our aptitude to visualize. We constantly envisioneer plug-and-play paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will recontextualize the power of user interfaces to incentivize. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of interactive macro-re-sizing. Think nano-collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. We usually facilitate robust, collaborative, leading-edge interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think value-added, virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to scale extensibly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Without meticulously-planned platforms, C2B2B integrated bloatware are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play M&A management monitoring" really mean? The C2B2B CAE factor is integrated. AEBrain has revamped the theory of frictionless C2C2C compliance. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for markets? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Without appropriate mega-models, ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A are forced to become visionary. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to innovate perfectly. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to cultivate holistically. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ASP. Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, robust, e-business. Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "open-source". A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous process management" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Imagine a combination of IIS and AJAX. Think proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"?