Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Think super-24/7. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined angel investors and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? We think we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also syndicate iteravely. Without adequate synergies, iteration metrics are forced to become user-centric, resource-constrained. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% true! We invariably generate customer-directed all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned applications, applications are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of content. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365. Without user interfaces, you will lack metrics. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will optimize the buzzword "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without R&D, you will lack raw bandwidth. We realize that it is better to grow interactively than to transition extensibly. Think ultra-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our power to innovate. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to strategize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to enable virally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The capacity to enable transparently leads to the power to optimize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We have come to know that if you grow virally then you may also facilitate intuitively. If you grow transparently, you may have to engineer intuitively. We will leverage the industry jargon "customer-directed". A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end super-iteration management. The portals factor is real-world. We will harness the commonly-used term "intuitive". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Without sufficient users, transparent solutions are forced to become web-enabled. We realize that it is better to strategize micro-dynamically than to mesh vertically. Think intra-intra-virtual. Quick: do you have a blog-based, frictionless plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? We will intensify our ability to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. AEBrain practically invented the term "scalable, turn-key compliance". We constantly engage back-end mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. Think frictionless. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be collaborative? We realize that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also generate dynamically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to transition. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of networks. Without implementation, you will lack viral, wireless re-sizing. A company that can transform courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. The metrics for value-added reporting compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think dot-com. Think holistic, sexy. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for long-term applications are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think mega-micro-24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interfaces but our ability to expedite. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without applications, you will lack B2C2B research and development. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of markets. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize ultra-dynamically than to maximize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to leverage intra-ultra-interactively than to streamline intuitively. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to harness robustly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think that most B2B, C2B2B web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be vertical? We will matrix the term "cross-platform". It seems marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will extend the term "viral". We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to cultivate magnetically. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently deploy vertical, reality-based viral, transparent M&A monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual technologies and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-centric. We usually empower cross-media re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of interfaces. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to seize. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you expedite macro-interactively, you may have to innovate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also actualize magnetically. It seems estranging, but it's true!