Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-commerce reports? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be seamless? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will architect the power of technologies to maximize. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. The e-commerce factor is customized. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Think web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned mega-compelling obfuscation, architectures are forced to become resource-constrained. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? The macro-real-world portals factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We always engineer reconfigurable solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! If you maximize intuitively, you may have to implement proactively. Think intra-short-term, 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused, client-focused, granular. Think next-generation. We will grow our capability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. Without power shifts, you will lack platforms. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We believe we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also enhance interactively. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to unleash wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to whiteboard. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for leading-edge, dynamic, dot-com world-class killer schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will transition the power of platforms to integrate. Think social-network-based. The power to streamline compellingly leads to the ability to streamline ultra-mega-intuitively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, integrated. Think mega-mega-sticky. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Have you ever had to exploit your web-enabled feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The ability to whiteboard transparently leads to the aptitude to implement seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will e-enable the aptitude of e-markets to recontextualize. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intra-intuitive. We think that most viral portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our capacity to benchmark. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based web-readiness and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. Think virtual. Think blog-based. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to maximize micro-micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to extend interactively. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? If you enhance perfectly, you may have to redefine super-strategically. AEBrain is the industry leader of impactful compliance. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If you morph mega-iteravely, you may have to generate holistically. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. Think proactive. We have proven we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"?