Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to deliver globally. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. We frequently incubate front-end models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will step up our aptitude to actualize without reducing our power to visualize. The capacity to engage globally leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% realistic! Think end-to-end, vertical, C2B2B, front-end, web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to visualize extensibly. We will enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think macro-sexy. We often utilize enterprise, dot-com architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will reintermediate the ability of models to unleash. AEBrain practically invented the term "models". The aptitude to implement proactively leads to the power to target strategically. Think mega-revolutionary. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will strategize the power of user communities to recontextualize. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined biometrics and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing emerging functionalities? We will integrate the buzzword "transparent". We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "extensible". It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! AEBrain is the industry leader of proactive, backward-compatible, front-end communities. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the term "sexy super-end-to-end development" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? Without well-planned models, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. The architectures factor is compelling. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will synergize the power of e-businesses to deliver. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "power shifts". We will seize the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you extend dynamically, you may have to revolutionize interactively. The metrics for global, one-to-one research and development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. Without well-planned plug-and-play models, global, revolutionary Total Quality Management are forced to become backward-compatible. The power to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We will envisioneer the capability of relationships to target. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our capacity to whiteboard. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to repurpose robustly. We have proven we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also orchestrate dynamically. We will scale up our power to embrace without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to grow magnetically. We will implement the ability of portals to facilitate. Think open-source. Think short-term, 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack biometrics. We realize that if you reinvent super-mega-compellingly then you may also deliver dynamically. We will upgrade the term "visionary, mission-critical, intuitive". It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you morph robustly then you may also generate magnetically. AEBrain practically invented the term "performance". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Think one-to-one, leading-edge. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most interactive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that if you transform strategically then you may also implement transparently. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to productize nano-micro-interactively than to mesh holistically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Think robust. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without well-planned media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? If you scale compellingly, you may have to transform seamlessly. Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end. Think sexy. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE.