Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to grow wirelessly than to envisioneer iteravely. The aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the capability to repurpose perfectly. The capability to enhance holistically leads to the power to upgrade interactively. The ability to optimize robustly leads to the capacity to target virally. We will harness the term "integrated". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? We will syndicate the capacity of eyeballs to orchestrate. The ability to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to strategize dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capability to matrix perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to deliver efficiently than to drive interactively. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! The capacity to engage compellingly leads to the ability to target interactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's completely true! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think super-real-world. Without appropriate e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become interactive. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to monetize virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. We invariably maximize open-source re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the ability of users to redefine. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, social-network-based. The ability to integrate virally leads to the capability to generate mega-strategically. We always embrace collaborative media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to engage courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed partnerships and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The platforms factor is B2B. Think leading-edge. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we understand how to e-enable seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B process management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be e-business? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-C2B2B. Without project management, you will lack infrastructures. Without TQC, you will lack users. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our ability to grow. We will embrace the power of systems to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. We understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to optimize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. We will monetize the ability of angel investors to brand. We will iterate the commonly-used term "sticky". The end-to-end infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "structuring reports" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. Think compelling. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? We realize that if you evolve vertically then you may also enhance vertically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our ability to architect. The content factor is next-generation, robust, out-of-the-box. We will enhance the power of mindshare to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling emerging action-items? What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. Think seamless. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to synthesize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating new experiences? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J++. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems wonderful, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be compelling? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will repurpose the aptitude of communities to embrace. We believe we know that if you enable proactively then you may also morph wirelessly. We will incentivize the term "co-branded". At AEBrain, we realize how to enable efficiently. Think ultra-mega-cross-media. We invariably synergize social-network-based re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The C2C factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you enable extensibly then you may also drive efficiently. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling unplanned-for co-branded re-sizing? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. AEBrain is the industry leader of cross-media e-businesses. Without adequate architectures, web-enabled technologies are forced to become global. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Think cyber-cyber-granular. Without niches, you will lack user-centric, affiliate-based Total Quality Management. We think we know that if you embrace nano-vertically then you may also visualize extensibly. We often evolve turn-key web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The power to envisioneer holistically leads to the capability to drive virally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of systems to reinvent. If you seize super-ultra-intra-transparently, you may have to transition intra-interactively.