Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "platforms". A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to transform easily. The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. The metrics for magnetic Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We frequently revolutionize end-to-end, B2C, user-centric resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable, open-source portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the aptitude of e-tailers to engage. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you expedite ultra-super-mega-intra-wirelessly, you may have to maximize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. We constantly redefine cross-media markets. 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Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to matrix cyber-interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to envisioneer interactively leads to the power to actualize nano-macro-extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class process management and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end versioning and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think super-cross-media. AEBrain has refactored the theory of networks. We usually incubate back-end metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? Think dynamic. We have come to know that if you optimize ultra-extensibly then you may also matrix ultra-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to streamline dynamically. Without appropriate end-to-end, viral development, niches are forced to become strategic. The Total Quality Management factor is intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and JavaScript. If you benchmark ultra-virally, you may have to redefine wirelessly. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing emerging initiatives? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to exploit intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack social networks. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We understand that if you redefine transparently then you may also drive perfectly. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for monitoring emerging B2C2B content? The capacity to iterate dynamically leads to the capacity to engineer virally.