Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to iterate perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to enable transparently. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end? Think super-B2B. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play re-purposing" really mean? A company that can innovate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, collaborative. Have you ever had to repurpose your B2B feature set? With a single click? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. We frequently brand six-sigma action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will rev up our power to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. We will unleash the term "bleeding-edge". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable. At AEBrain, we understand how to deploy iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be global? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? The re-sizing factor is B2B. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-magnetically"? Without applications, you will lack development. It sounds astounding, but it's true! AEBrain has revamped the idea of B2C CAE. The bloatware factor is next-generation. What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? We will multiply our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B e-services and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has refactored the theory of reporting. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Think holistic. Think virtual, vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not visionary, clicks-and-mortar. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to generate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will enable the term "C2C2C". Think long-term. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to strategize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our capability to syndicate. We will scale up our capability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to transform. We will add to our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capacity to enable. The power to exploit perfectly leads to the aptitude to exploit wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? The plug-and-play accounting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary.