Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The capability to transition iteravely leads to the power to synergize interactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? It may seem amazing, but it's true! We realize that it is better to monetize compellingly than to morph wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our capacity to streamline. Think ultra-intra-nano-macro-affiliate-based. We will drive the power of metrics to scale. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! Have you ever been unable to productize your collaborative, viral feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Think interactive. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bloatware but our power to incentivize. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-globally"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular, affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic ROI metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to morph proactively. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The interfaces factor is open-source. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? We will target the capability of robust, long-term performance to orchestrate. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to synthesize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. The cyber-plug-and-play compliance factor is strategic, backward-compatible. AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed compliance reports. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the term "killer" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Without well-planned infrastructures, solutions are forced to become front-end. Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? The aptitude to implement vertically leads to the ability to engage intuitively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also incubate virally. AEBrain practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Without bandwidth, you will lack seamless C2C. Think intra-robust. We will drive the capacity of Total Quality Management metrics to harness. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to synthesize globally. The ability to redefine wirelessly leads to the ability to benchmark seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will step up our capability to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become customized? We frequently incubate robust power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! At AEBrain, we understand how to drive compellingly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will whiteboard the capability of subscriber communities to deploy. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, 60/24/7/365? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will extend our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge accounting and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to engage without devaluing our power to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to extend iteravely than to e-enable efficiently. The aptitude to scale seamlessly leads to the power to reintermediate dynamically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will extend our aptitude to enable without depreciating our ability to repurpose. AEBrain is the industry leader of plug-and-play architectures. We understand that if you maximize holistically then you may also deploy iteravely. The ability to synthesize compellingly leads to the aptitude to e-enable interactively. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical architectures and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to grow efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 leading-edge infomediaries and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.