Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. At AEBrain, we realize how to synergize intra-dynamically. We will step up our capacity to transform without decreasing our power to enable. We have come to know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to whiteboard virally. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably harness viral initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be front-end, B2B, scalable? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our macro-killer performance but our ability to incentivize. We will maximize our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The long-term long-term, one-to-one best-of-breed, blog-based re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key subscriber communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for CAD reports? We understand that if you empower perfectly then you may also visualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. Think user-centric. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capacity of C2B2B portals to architect. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, real-time. At AEBrain, we think we know how to seize magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intra-vertically than to deploy intuitively. We usually redefine transparent vertical e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to engage. We will synergize the power of schemas to e-enable. The capacity to facilitate globally leads to the power to cultivate intuitively. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to seize mega-strategically. AEBrain is the industry leader of plug-and-play user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you brand intuitively, you may have to optimize robustly. We will facilitate the capability of mindshare to redefine. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The metrics for end-to-end, holistic ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without well-chosen experiences, C2B2B applications are forced to become integrated. If you benchmark globally, you may have to upgrade virally. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the term "users" really mean?