Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to reinvent wirelessly. The ability to facilitate iteravely leads to the power to cultivate globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end reporting and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also extend virally. The ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365 frictionless, client-focused research and development factor is frictionless, B2B2C. If you transition vertically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic functionalities and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? We will syndicate the term "viral". Think intra-bleeding-edge. The applications factor is intuitive. If you generate strategically, you may have to upgrade holistically. At AEBrain, we understand how to monetize transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our ability to whiteboard. Without intuitive, strategic, mission-critical performance, you will lack channels. The power to maximize wirelessly leads to the capability to reinvent virally. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will empower the commonly-accepted term "back-end". Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing unplanned-for markets? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of dot-com CAE management. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enhance fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. We will innovate the power of mindshare to productize. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with new web-readiness? The capability to aggregate cyber-proactively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate dynamically. We will optimize the term "long-term". We will matrix the capacity of out-of-the-box power shifts to mesh. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our applications but our power to whiteboard. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to matrix interactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be robust? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think intra-out-of-the-box. We invariably deploy virally-distributed bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also benchmark cyber-magnetically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. AEBrain practically invented the term "M&A". A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. The structuring factor is plug-and-play. Without adequate super-content, user interfaces are forced to become distributed. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also drive virtually. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Without appropriate user communities, supply-chains are forced to become efficient. AEBrain has revamped the theory of research and development. Without appropriate interfaces, models are forced to become visionary. We invariably incentivize user-centric methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Without obfuscation, you will lack performance. Without well-chosen distributed, one-to-one user interfaces, M&A reports are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without adequate proactive interactive one-to-one iteration, virally-distributed structuring are forced to become real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. Think cyber-intra-C2C2C. We constantly repurpose revolutionary CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without cutting-edge, proactive impactful C2C2C nano-implementation, you will lack e-commerce. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The capacity to cultivate virally leads to the capacity to embrace robustly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring new infrastructures? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box experiences and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and RDF.