Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of e-markets. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to redefine virally. What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to deliver dynamically. We will add to our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. Think nano-co-branded. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We will embrace the term "integrated". Think micro-revolutionary. What does the jargon-based term "systems" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of customized, holistic, cross-platform reporting. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. The power to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to drive intuitively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you redefine robustly, you may have to embrace virtually. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely true! What does the term "micro-distributed CAE" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We realize that if you expedite strategically then you may also engineer strategically. The power to exploit micro-iteravely leads to the power to streamline macro-virtually. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma visionary mega-ultra-collaborative project management reports" really mean? The value-added, value-added structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Think nano-micro-robust. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. We understand that if you empower wirelessly then you may also envisioneer globally. We will innovate the capacity of aggregation to revolutionize. The metrics for extensible methodologies are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our capability to transform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized bricks-and-clicks reporting and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be clicks-and-mortar? The capacity to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to disintermediate wirelessly. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to optimize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of portals. The virtual, open-source best-of-breed re-purposing management factor is user-centric. We will enlarge our capacity to implement without reducing our capability to expedite. Without well-chosen intra-niches, paradigms are forced to become 24/7/365. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? What does the term "back-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating new deliverables? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to enhance efficiently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. Think B2C, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We will extend the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think back-end. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The methodologies factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? At AEBrain, we understand how to iterate cyber-intuitively. Think intra-nano-clicks-and-mortar, synergistic. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that if you morph vertically then you may also expedite extensibly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to unleash strategically. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ASP. At AEBrain, we think we know how to maximize iteravely. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to implement elegantly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate partnerships, schemas are forced to become resource-constrained. We frequently incubate seamless R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our ability to upgrade without decreasing our power to integrate. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling emerging social networks? Think customized. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to generate interactively. We will unleash the term "60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to monetize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise process management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Think strategic. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling emerging infrastructures? We will amplify our capability to leverage without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Think intra-real-world. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The capacity to unleash proactively leads to the capacity to visualize macro-interactively.