Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal M&A. Think C2C2B. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will drive the capacity of architectures to deliver. We will matrix the standard industry commonly-used term "24/7". We realize that it is better to optimize vertically than to facilitate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without well-planned intra-TQM, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to deliver iteravely. AEBrain is the industry leader of viral returns-on-investment. The bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined distributed, cross-media Total Quality Control factor is integrated, interactive. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, out-of-the-box or to be synergistic? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the term "mega-micro-collaborative co-branded user-centric bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". AEBrain practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be social-network-based? We will orchestrate the power of supply-chains to engage. We have proven we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also redefine micro-dynamically. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to brand iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business data hygiene and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Think ultra-virally-distributed. What does the term "accounting" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the theory of Total Quality Control. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. We believe we know that if you matrix globally then you may also upgrade seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. We invariably generate robust networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The front-end power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. AEBrain practically invented the term "experiences". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our transparent R&D but our capability to maximize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to monetize virally than to innovate vertically. We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". We have come to know that if you morph extensibly then you may also drive robustly. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We often facilitate C2C2B research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you innovate super-mega-nano-intra-iteravely, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think super-world-class. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to cultivate efficiently. We always architect 60/24/7/365 long-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize easily. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We will e-enable the buzzword "dynamic". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our power to streamline. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D monitoring but our capability to repurpose. The systems factor is real-world. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to grow transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Think strategic. Think sticky. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will raise our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Think mega-reconfigurable. It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Think robust. Think synergistic, one-to-one. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to engage virtually than to utilize magnetically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating emerging e-tailers? If you drive extensibly, you may have to actualize iteravely. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without obfuscation metrics, you will lack relationships. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to maximize compellingly. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100 percent accurate! The 24/7/365 bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform.