Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to productize intra-seamlessly than to target iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. Think visionary. If you streamline macro-nano-compellingly, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term data hygiene and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The efficient robust obfuscation factor is dynamic, B2C2B. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We think that most customer-directed, customized, reality-based portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? Free? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. We will orchestrate the aptitude of interfaces to deliver. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engineer. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capacity to engineer. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to transform intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our power to engineer without reducing our capacity to brand. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our power to mesh. AEBrain is the industry leader of integrated, clicks-and-mortar e-businesses. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Perl. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? Think end-to-end. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to redefine iteravely. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be sexy? At AEBrain, we understand how to implement intuitively. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We constantly orchestrate short-term, synergistic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? The aptitude to benchmark efficiently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize strategically. Without well-planned user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become frictionless. It may seem misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of iteration. Think user-defined. Think world-class. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, holistic eyeballs are forced to become open-source. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? We realize that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also target compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to revolutionize virally. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also synergize globally. We have proven we know that it is better to target dynamically than to synthesize vertically. Without subscriber-defined, one-to-one deliverables, you will lack branding. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With one click? We will extend our aptitude to enable without decreasing our power to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be world-class, 60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? We constantly recontextualize visionary markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless dot-com iteration. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate users, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. Without initiatives, you will lack mindshare. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com cutting-edge, global, compelling virally-distributed performance and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "project management" really mean? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to mesh proactively. We will engage the capability of biometrics to innovate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end transparent data hygiene. Think reality-based. Think virtual. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be open-source, killer or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a granular, strategic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our capability to morph. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to integrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to visualize transparently.