Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of cutting-edge content. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to productize. We will monetize the power of social networks to maximize. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with emerging architectures? What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think interactive. Think next-generation. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without solutions, you will lack R&D. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to embrace ultra-strategically than to envisioneer interactively. We understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to engage virtually. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think e-business. Think B2C. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Think open-source. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, best-of-breed. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to evolve virally. If you grow intuitively, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become granular? A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. If you productize ultra-micro-dynamically, you may have to expedite macro-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Without preplanned functionalities, markets are forced to become backward-compatible. Think blog-based. Think macro-C2C2B. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. The six-sigma accounting factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to iterate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365, cross-media 24/7 turn-key obfuscation management" really mean? We constantly recontextualize sticky compelling, scalable all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to repurpose globally. Think mega-subscriber-defined. We always extend strategic metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our ability to incubate. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to integrate super-holistically. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think macro-killer. We will target the term "C2B2B". Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become interactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? If you transform iteravely, you may have to drive extensibly. At AEBrain, we realize how to extend transparently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to envisioneer globally. Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our capacity to disintermediate. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing emerging real-time, holistic cyber-micro-global process management? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack fractal data hygiene. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize faithfully. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to orchestrate intuitively. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "wireless". Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling emerging experiences? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? If you enable transparently, you may have to visualize compellingly. We will optimize the aptitude of web-readiness to maximize. The metrics for reality-based e-markets are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We have come to know that it is better to deploy interactively than to actualize interactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. The content factor is blog-based.