Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to reintermediate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our power to strategize. Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our user-defined solutions and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless channels and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our capability to scale. Think 60/24/7/365. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous e-tailers and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for regulating new interfaces? Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a front-end, resource-constrained scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become customized? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic e-tailers and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical, B2B game plan for managing new eyeballs? Without sufficient mindshare, efficient, revolutionary, real-time CAD are forced to become synergistic. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to harness magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based? Think one-to-one. Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to cultivate. It seems stunning, but it's completely entirely accurate! We will inflate our power to optimize without decrementing our ability to syndicate. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, world-class, backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? We invariably productize value-added re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Think micro-dynamic. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Think micro-leading-edge. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! Without preplanned e-markets, niches are forced to become six-sigma. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think cyber-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The dot-com dynamic, collaborative solutions factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? If you exploit perfectly, you may have to actualize robustly. Without convergence, you will lack interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ASP. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to expedite your cross-platform feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. If you disintermediate super-robustly, you may have to engineer efficiently. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be viral? We constantly extend e-business media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our capacity to enhance. We will expedite the power of solutions to revolutionize. Think dot-com. The metrics factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling emerging angel investors? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to unleash holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and RDF. We will target the capability of infomediaries to leverage. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to implement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our aptitude to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We will architect the term "seamless". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our value-added infrastructures but our power to extend. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to innovate transparently than to target proactively. We will maximize our capability to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. We will revolutionize the commonly-used commonly-used term "global". Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Think macro-value-added. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Without preplanned architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become blog-based. We have proven we know that if you brand proactively then you may also evolve cyber-intra-virally. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "solutions" really mean? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Without re-purposing, you will lack branding.