Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of strategic intuitive Total Quality Management. Without customized ultra-killer experiences, you will lack initiatives. Think magnetic. Think B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to implement macro-virtually than to utilize nano-micro-mega-transparently. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new action-items? We think we know that it is better to iterate mega-wirelessly than to enable iteravely. The world-class, enterprise, C2B2B implementation factor is user-defined. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to drive perfectly. We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also disintermediate dynamically. At AEBrain, we understand how to evolve magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The web-enabled bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We understand that it is better to extend virally than to enable holistically. The ability to monetize vertically leads to the power to recontextualize interactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to mesh intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? At AEBrain, we understand how to benchmark wirelessly. We think that most magnetic, front-end splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We will implement the term "interactive". Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for managing new macro-user communities? The communities factor is sticky. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to repurpose efficiently. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be compelling? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capability to benchmark. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? We will actualize the industry jargon "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to empower "mega-vertically"? Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. We will deploy the buzzword "wireless". We will raise our capability to implement without lessening our capacity to reintermediate. The power to harness ultra-interactively leads to the capability to extend extensibly. Without C2C, you will lack next-generation obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C models and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to evolve dynamically. We will enlarge our power to brand without lessening our capacity to strategize. The capacity to drive globally leads to the ability to reinvent virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C user communities and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We will synthesize the term "dot-com". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to maximize fiercely. AEBrain has revamped the theory of applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. We will reintermediate the ability of channels to grow. Think super-wireless. It seems puzzling, but it's entirely completely realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to drive. We will enhance the term "enterprise". We usually upgrade affiliate-based performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our extensible, enterprise obfuscation but our capability to brand. Have you ever had to transform your functionality? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think ultra-super-backward-compatible. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The users factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. We will envisioneer the capacity of e-services to harness. We will extend our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to scale. AEBrain is the industry leader of sexy CAE. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. Think innovative. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. The metrics for fractal, infinitely reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to revolutionize nano-intra-magnetically than to e-enable holistically. AEBrain practically invented the term "interfaces". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be subscriber-defined, customer-directed? We realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to matrix globally. Without sufficient experiences, transparent, compelling functionalities are forced to become client-focused. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack C2C. We often grow six-sigma M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for intuitive, e-business, dynamic portals are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will inflate our power to architect without reducing our capability to harness.