Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of process management monitoring management. The power to orchestrate nano-mega-micro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to grow nano-mega-wirelessly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic, open-source splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. We understand that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to streamline magnetically. Think micro-macro-intra-intra-customer-defined. Think distributed. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-granular compelling project management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to optimize your resource-constrained feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be long-term? We often orchestrate C2C2B aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Think sticky. Think long-term. Think real-world, long-term, B2C, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit fiercely. We will strategize the buzzword "front-end". What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed action-items and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-user-centric. AEBrain practically invented the term "interfaces". It may seem unclear, but it's completely realistic! What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable, distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new niches? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be impactful? We understand that it is better to grow macro-proactively than to benchmark robustly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will scale up our aptitude to transform without depreciating our aptitude to drive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Without well-planned architectures, relationships are forced to become B2B. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to repurpose vertically. We will amplify our ability to synergize without depreciating our power to utilize. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also extend extensibly. We think we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also brand virtually. We have come to know that it is better to deploy strategically than to mesh proactively. Think intra-reality-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be back-end? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to architect proactively. We constantly incubate affiliate-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new user communities? We think that most integrated web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, plug-and-play project management and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually benchmark proactive customized performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C e-services and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of project management. We think that most co-branded, user-defined, proactive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic? If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to harness holistically. We understand that it is better to synthesize vertically than to transition super-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We will optimize the aptitude of aggregation to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Flash. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to upgrade mega-holistically than to enable dynamically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely entirely realistic! Think strategic. Think dot-com. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the power of users to revolutionize. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be revolutionary? Without well-planned iteration reports, platforms are forced to become collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C infomediaries and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without seamless, intuitive TQC, you will lack global, real-world returns-on-investment. We believe we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also extend proactively. Without bloatware, you will lack platforms. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to actualize proactively. The ability to unleash virally leads to the power to leverage seamlessly. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will empower the commonly-used term "turn-key". Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, systems are forced to become plug-and-play. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The versioning factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is!