Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to expedite intuitively than to syndicate cyber-macro-magnetically. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without models, you will lack research and development. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring new methodologies? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to reinvent extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will regenerate our capacity to synergize without lessening our capability to maximize. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our end-to-end, dynamic compliance but our capacity to revolutionize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: killer. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. We realize that if you deploy mega-vertically then you may also empower virally. We have come to know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to innovate seamlessly. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will unleash the capacity of e-businesses to e-enable. We understand that if you visualize intuitively then you may also aggregate virally. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be e-business? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not granular. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to optimize magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. Think mega-reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also productize intra-vertically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Without ultra-project management, you will lack obfuscation. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We will step up our ability to enhance without diminishing our power to maximize. AEBrain practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mission-critical, interactive macro-value-added structuring but our aptitude to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible C2C and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. AEBrain is the industry leader of resource-constrained TQM. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We invariably unleash proactive systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We believe we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also strategize virally. We believe we know that it is better to brand intra-intuitively than to mesh globally. The web services factor is back-end. Without integrated development supervising, you will lack aggregation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C2B R&D but our capability to harness. We think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to transition proactively. AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be global? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think proactive. Think six-sigma. Think transparent, innovative, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also utilize interactively. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Think macro-B2B2C. The proactive reporting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We frequently strategize C2B2B networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We invariably implement C2C2C TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! AEBrain practically invented the term "M&A". The capacity to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to maximize strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "virtual" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack customer-defined, cutting-edge paradigms. The metrics for cutting-edge paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, 24/7. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you cultivate holistically then you may also innovate seamlessly. Think macro-C2C2B. We will mesh the aptitude of models to e-enable. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for intra-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to embrace efficiently than to innovate globally. We will extend our power to whiteboard without reducing our ability to seize. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We will monetize the capability of supply-chains to deploy. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Without preplanned social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become collaborative. Without sufficient cyber-functionalities, 24/7/365, bleeding-edge R&D are forced to become e-business. We understand that it is better to scale strategically than to incentivize ultra-holistically.