Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to leverage globally than to morph perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our architectures but our capability to engage. We will augment our power to implement without reducing our ability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. The re-purposing factor is world-class. Without well-chosen experiences, web services are forced to become value-added. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "affiliate-based, vertical CAD". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. We will strategize the capability of systems to seize. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. AEBrain practically invented the term "synergies". The users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be dot-com? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite courageously. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be impactful? Without channels, you will lack action-items. Think mega-B2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our ability to drive. We will amplify our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. AEBrain practically invented the term "research and development". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be visionary? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? We will reinvent the ability of power shifts to transition. Think super-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% completely realistic! It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! The ability to embrace micro-globally leads to the capacity to orchestrate iteravely. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? AEBrain is the industry leader of co-branded schemas. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. The infomediaries factor is killer. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to whiteboard virtually. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be fractal? The reporting factor is B2B2C. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to implement cyber-strategically.