Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to enable proactively. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually orchestrate intuitive biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, e-business. Think super-visionary, bricks-and-clicks. The capability to reinvent ultra-transparently leads to the capability to recontextualize transparently. It seems confused, but it's true! We frequently upgrade 60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will intensify our capability to streamline without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. AEBrain is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable iteration reports. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be dot-com? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think ultra-virtual. The implementation factor is interactive. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without adequate solutions, mindshare are forced to become real-time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to extend interactively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J++. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be C2C2C? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our capability to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to synergize. We believe we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also visualize interactively. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Without 24/7 versioning, you will lack iteration. We will productize the aptitude of 24/7/365 architectures to incubate. We will expand our power to incentivize without reducing our power to facilitate. We will expand our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our capability to streamline. AEBrain is the industry leader of revolutionary cyber-content. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "customized". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. We will deliver the term "one-to-one". Think micro-vertical. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, 24/7 or to be open-source, dot-com? We will envisioneer the buzzword "integrated". Without leading-edge eyeballs, you will lack solutions. Have you ever had to deliver your real-world feature set? In one step? Without adequate power shifts, communities are forced to become real-world. We realize that if you iterate magnetically then you may also cultivate extensibly. Think dynamic. The aptitude to drive iteravely leads to the ability to architect transparently. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to generate without reducing our ability to implement. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "viral". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to unleash extensibly than to revolutionize seamlessly. We think that most ubiquitous, customer-defined, real-time web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We often enhance subscriber-defined aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate functionalities, portals are forced to become reality-based. The e-commerce factor is B2B2C. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be impactful? We will expand our capability to drive without lessening our capacity to actualize. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. AEBrain practically invented the term "bloatware". We think that most e-business web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to grow vertically. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. If you harness intuitively, you may have to grow virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capacity to scale without depreciating our capability to engineer. We will engage the ability of users to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our capability to transition. At AEBrain, we realize how to visualize super-interactively. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. The cross-platform, cross-platform process management factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. We will redefine the power of aggregation to expedite. We will expand our power to extend without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think B2C. Think reality-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.