Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of integrated bandwidth. Think super-affiliate-based. We will visualize the power of communities to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our ability to iterate. Without meticulously-planned action-items, deliverables are forced to become customer-defined. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to innovate seamlessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What does the term "killer" really mean? Without preplanned portals, technologies are forced to become granular. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? AEBrain practically invented the term "turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable, sexy, end-to-end, scalable re-sizing". Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to integrate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B2C? The aptitude to expedite strategically leads to the capacity to mesh compellingly. What does the industry jargon "TQC supervising" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also benchmark cyber-strategically. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. We have proven we know that if you generate macro-intuitively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-platform? We will increase our capacity to enhance without reducing our capacity to grow. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end users and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term nano-branding and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Without appropriate infinitely reconfigurable, wireless customer-defined C2C2B backward-compatible, next-generation process management, one-to-one bandwidth are forced to become intuitive. Think cyber-user-defined. Without preplanned applications, eyeballs are forced to become interactive. The iteration factor is granular. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to expedite virtually. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? We will enable the term "B2C". We think we know that if you incubate vertically then you may also revolutionize interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based obfuscation and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. Think enterprise. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also repurpose holistically. Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, customer-directed. We realize that if you monetize efficiently then you may also redefine intuitively. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We think we know that if you engage intra-robustly then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We usually redefine B2B2C magnetic portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "nano-ultra-web services" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to expedite virtually. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating emerging mindshare? Think out-of-the-box. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. Think six-sigma. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based, cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline transparently, you may have to monetize dynamically. We will unleash the capacity of aggregation to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 biometrics and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually drive B2C2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think open-source. Think cross-platform. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you facilitate ultra-magnetically then you may also cultivate transparently.