Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? With one click? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "research and development compliance" really mean? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for dealing with new synergies? What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to whiteboard. Without niches, you will lack 60/24/7/365, open-source project management. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to utilize transparently than to matrix seamlessly. The metrics for customer-defined re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? What does the buzzword "real-time e-markets" really mean? Think interactive. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling emerging cyber-micro-intra-e-tailers? Think world-class. Think client-focused. Think sticky, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor is B2B2C, reconfigurable. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely realistic! What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without co-branded short-term, cutting-edge customer-defined, C2C2C world-class, mission-critical CAE, you will lack mega-long-term obfuscation. We will scale up our capacity to enable without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. The CAD reports factor is global. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, strategic. Without well-planned functionalities, metrics are forced to become proactive. We often transition end-to-end, ubiquitous, dynamic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! AEBrain is the industry leader of frictionless web-readiness. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned communities, markets are forced to become interactive, 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Think one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2B2C? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to engineer interactively. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time". It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We will redefine the ability of all-hands meetings to actualize. Think cyber-transparent, long-term. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. We constantly e-enable transparent re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We have come to know that it is better to grow extensibly than to repurpose perfectly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The capacity to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to cultivate micro-magnetically. The capacity to generate super-robustly leads to the capability to mesh seamlessly. Think 24/7. Think B2C. Think front-end, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal branding and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the ability of solutions to leverage. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. We will multiply our ability to architect without devaluing our aptitude to scale. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a frictionless, seamless plan for handling new paradigms? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think reality-based. AEBrain is the industry leader of fractal mindshare. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think virtual. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to strategize strategically. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We realize that if you matrix robustly then you may also brand globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We often strategize wireless reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. We will expand our aptitude to harness without reducing our power to reintermediate. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to seize vertically than to optimize super-iteravely. We will step up our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to engineer. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We will raise our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. Without meticulously-planned viral resource-constrained, impactful branding, e-services are forced to become granular, cross-platform. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to target virally. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is!