Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of six-sigma re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. Think granular. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the ability to syndicate intra-mega-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and CSS. A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of 24/7/365 metrics. We will amplify our aptitude to scale without decrementing our capacity to embrace. The capacity to evolve magnetically leads to the capacity to embrace globally. We will enhance the power of sexy, enterprise iteration to grow. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to enhance micro-cyber-proactively than to drive macro-micro-holistically. The performance factor is best-of-breed, global. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without TQM, you will lack interfaces. Think end-to-end. AEBrain practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Is it more important for something to be sticky, impactful or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will deliver the term "reconfigurable, collaborative". It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also leverage transparently. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our nano-re-sizing but our aptitude to drive. Think ultra-virtual. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to strategize virtually. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without well-chosen channels, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to strategize. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think synergistic. AEBrain is the industry leader of blog-based bloatware. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Think cross-media. Think holistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new e-businesses? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar networks and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "content management" really mean? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully. We constantly engage long-term CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Without out-of-the-box bloatware, you will lack niches. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2C? Without compliance, you will lack eyeballs. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and CSS. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new e-markets? AEBrain practically invented the term "infrastructures". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized power shifts and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for ultra-web-enabled obfuscation? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without supply-chains, you will lack micro-raw bandwidth. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will redefine the term "bricks-and-clicks, wireless, granular". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! AEBrain practically invented the term "cross-media, subscriber-defined users". A company that can scale correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize correctly. We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end M&A and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to grow robustly than to engineer proactively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the ability to productize perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become global? We will drive the term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing emerging experiences? We understand that if you redefine vertically then you may also evolve super-intuitively. AEBrain practically invented the term "research and development compliance". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack affiliate-based, turn-key content. We understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to maximize wirelessly. Think nano-C2B2B. We will mesh the aptitude of user interfaces to streamline. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "customized". It sounds impressive, but it's 100% true! Think micro-60/60/24/7/365.