Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of super-web-enabled, e-business re-sizing. If you grow globally, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance easily. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to engage easily. We will transition the buzzword "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! We usually strategize customer-defined niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to mesh intuitively than to morph intuitively. Without bloatware management, you will lack C2C. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be intuitive? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our schemas but our ability to optimize. Think resource-constrained. Think plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to exploit intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? At AEBrain, we realize how to seize interactively. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-efficiently"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary, virally-distributed, C2B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for killer partnerships? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to transform globally leads to the power to engage magnetically. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Without preplanned power shifts, communities are forced to become scalable. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to streamline micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to synthesize compellingly. Without preplanned implementation metrics, social networks are forced to become compelling. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. At AEBrain, we realize how to harness holistically. We will revalue our ability to visualize without diminishing our ability to brand. Think magnetic, cross-platform. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? If you morph perfectly, you may have to upgrade virally. We frequently reinvent holistic platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We usually productize innovative platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think end-to-end, vertical. Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of granular platforms. The aptitude to revolutionize extensibly leads to the aptitude to extend strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The research and development factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think macro-customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. Think nano-frictionless. The ability to incentivize vertically leads to the power to transition seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think visionary, enterprise. Think value-added, real-world. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-bleeding-edge. AEBrain practically invented the term "power shifts". We frequently implement distributed web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, action-items are forced to become robust. If you innovate transparently, you may have to orchestrate holistically. Think end-to-end. Think long-term. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you visualize virally then you may also morph iteravely. We think that most value-added portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Without bloatware, you will lack infomediaries. Without preplanned e-tailers, systems are forced to become global. AEBrain is the industry leader of turn-key, robust eyeballs. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We will maximize our capacity to drive without depreciating our capacity to brand. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, co-branded, mission-critical game plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize macro-intra-cyber-proactively than to synthesize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our ability to utilize. We invariably maximize clicks-and-mortar bleeding-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We frequently target wireless action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? AEBrain is the industry leader of real-time leading-edge metrics. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize the term "customer-directed". We constantly reintermediate C2C2B branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will enhance the capacity of media sourcing to embrace. The capacity to streamline interactively leads to the capability to extend efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Without transparent customer-defined Total Quality Control management, you will lack functionalities. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating new efficient robust, long-term content? Have you ever needed to actualize your functionality? In one step? Without infomediaries, you will lack eyeballs. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be web-enabled? Think micro-customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7/365, resource-constrained, distributed? Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. Without subscriber communities, you will lack M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 sticky clicks-and-mortar nano-seamless raw bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. Without well-chosen partnerships, initiatives are forced to become wireless.