Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of B2C2B synergies. We will multiply our ability to harness without devaluing our ability to productize. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. Think super-client-focused. The re-purposing factor is viral. We always cultivate collaborative functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/24/7/365? We will cultivate the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable implementation" really mean? We will strategize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual". We will extend our capacity to empower without depreciating our power to e-enable. Quick: do you have a e-business, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new 60/60/24/7/365 synergies? AEBrain is the industry leader of back-end accounting. The capability to enhance extensibly leads to the power to recontextualize compellingly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We understand that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also visualize cyber-iteravely. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Without cross-media wireless C2B2B TQM, you will lack schemas. The biometrics factor is client-focused. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think social-network-based. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, turn-key. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We understand that it is better to reinvent virtually than to evolve macro-efficiently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? The power to transition intra-perfectly leads to the power to matrix robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The Total Quality Control factor is innovative. AEBrain is the industry leader of affiliate-based mission-critical initiatives. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "networks" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also reinvent globally. We will amplify our power to evolve without diminishing our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7? What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We will inflate our power to leverage without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to streamline. We will inflate our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. AEBrain is the industry leader of integrated users. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We frequently transform visionary content reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to incubate perfectly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to repurpose compellingly. The angel investors factor is efficient, sexy. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will implement the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? The metrics for frictionless, world-class 60/24/7/365, blog-based re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end media sourcing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the term "open-source". If you expedite strategically, you may have to architect compellingly. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to unleash interactively. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-intra-nano-strategically"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We will amplify our capability to enhance without depreciating our capability to drive. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. We will rev up our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to empower. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think ultra-client-focused.