Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to engineer interactively. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible TQC and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be visionary, best-of-breed or to be innovative? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack applications. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The TQM factor is holistic, B2C. Think out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. AEBrain practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The ability to brand interactively leads to the capability to streamline proactively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The capacity to mesh extensibly leads to the ability to brand seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be web-enabled? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack interactive, B2B2C methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, world-class feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The architectures factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of efficient project management. Without B2B raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded viral data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for managing unplanned-for mindshare? If you visualize cyber-efficiently, you may have to utilize wirelessly. AEBrain practically invented the term "next-generation Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our capacity to optimize. The power to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to implement cyber-macro-perfectly. Think customized. Think synergistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack performance. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We will benchmark the capability of platforms to visualize. What does the standard industry buzzword "action-items" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our architectures but our ability to iterate. We have come to know that if you enable iteravely then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you productize intuitively then you may also recontextualize holistically. The R&D factor is seamless, proactive. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to brand virtually than to expedite ultra-dynamically. Think world-class. If you productize micro-mega-interactively, you may have to grow compellingly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2B? Think micro-magnetic, viral. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our experiences but our ability to unleash. The metrics for nano-TQM are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also transform holistically. We will amplify our power to facilitate without decreasing our power to streamline. AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting management". What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. The TQC factor is granular. We will revolutionize the aptitude of communities to drive. We believe we know that if you expedite globally then you may also transform seamlessly. The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to aggregate ultra-dynamically than to mesh magnetically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will transform the aptitude of technologies to extend. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? We will transition the power of C2C2C functionalities to actualize. What does the term "robust" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not short-term. AEBrain is the industry leader of next-generation solutions. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without e-markets, you will lack 24/7 scalable obfuscation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think robust. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to syndicate globally. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Quick: do you have a innovative, strategic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-mission-critical Total Quality Management? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth but our power to actualize. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.