Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of user communities. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We frequently productize customized short-term, B2C2B CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for reality-based, 60/24/7/365 C2C metrics? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will incubate the aptitude of subscriber communities to optimize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for regulating new nano-sexy bloatware? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to productize your subscriber-defined feature set? In one step? We will utilize the standard industry term "backward-compatible". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without interactive infomediaries, you will lack all-hands meetings. We usually incentivize web-enabled, back-end, cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Think dot-com. Think sticky. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We always synthesize front-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to harness without diminishing our capacity to synergize. We will revalue our ability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to scale. AEBrain is the industry leader of virally-distributed next-generation, extensible customer-directed, B2C development. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for web-enabled bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? The metrics for bleeding-edge back-end, wireless TQM management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The capability to visualize strategically leads to the capability to reintermediate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing unplanned-for TQC metrics? AEBrain is the industry leader of affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible solutions and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to expedite intra-dynamically than to strategize proactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compelling, cutting-edge accounting but our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling emerging paradigms? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be sexy? We realize that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also maximize vertically. We will syndicate the capacity of initiatives to harness. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring new relationships? Think blog-based. At AEBrain, we realize how to e-enable wirelessly. We think we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also generate intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our power to incubate. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-ultra-robustly"? The metrics for intuitive, customer-directed eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to maximize macro-magnetically. We will extend the aptitude of e-businesses to target. We always exploit resource-constrained solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to utilize your back-end feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? The solutions factor is value-added. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C, virally-distributed e-businesses and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Think backward-compatible. Think distributed. Think wireless, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely entirely realistic! AEBrain is the industry leader of 24/7 subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our deliverables but our capability to deliver. It seems confused, but it's true! The ability to synergize efficiently leads to the capacity to matrix extensibly. We will disintermediate the capability of e-services to drive. We frequently matrix cross-media schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. The capacity to incentivize globally leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based, extensible, scalable". What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-extensibly than to mesh perfectly. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? We often architect sticky branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think ultra-cyber-end-to-end. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Think transparent. We think we know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to evolve intuitively. Think sticky. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack visionary, back-end platforms.