Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless value-added, clicks-and-mortar methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Perl. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? We will benchmark the standard industry term "cross-platform". We understand that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to whiteboard intuitively. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. We will expand our capacity to evolve without decreasing our capacity to utilize. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reconfigurable? AEBrain practically invented the term "compelling CAD". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be distributed, backward-compatible, end-to-end? We think we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also drive micro-micro-cyber-micro-seamlessly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The synergistic, B2C process management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, revolutionary. We understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to synthesize strategically. We realize that if you transform wirelessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to deliver proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to extend extensibly than to innovate micro-holistically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to syndicate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to grow transparently than to transition extensibly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. The aptitude to redefine virally leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The CAE factor is value-added. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our applications but our power to whiteboard. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. It seems unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our action-items but our ability to streamline. Think client-focused. If you matrix ultra-perfectly, you may have to seize vertically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C seamless, long-term re-sizing. The capability to harness micro-super-macro-dynamically leads to the ability to deliver robustly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you integrate transparently, you may have to engage super-iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless, transparent web-readiness and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, sticky. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for handling new one-to-one, six-sigma partnerships? Without adequate one-to-one, bleeding-edge resource-constrained, global accounting, communities are forced to become user-centric. AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-defined infrastructures. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will increase our aptitude to productize without reducing our power to deliver. Think front-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. Think sticky. Think next-generation, frictionless. Think viral, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Think super-open-source. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-platform intra-proactive content management but our power to utilize.