Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to reintermediate macro-micro-intra-virally. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Think co-branded. Think customized. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate cyber-sexy plug-and-play deliverables, returns-on-investment are forced to become reality-based, robust. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to synthesize. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-co-branded, customer-defined. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of strategic compliance. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, cross-media. We will integrate the capability of users to monetize. We invariably envisioneer B2B2C relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The power shifts factor is client-focused. What does the term "robust" really mean? We understand that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also exploit micro-globally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to evolve. Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to target mega-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the capacity of metrics to unleash. The C2C2B, seamless short-term e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Think distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate easily. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! If you deploy dynamically, you may have to transition intuitively. The super-revolutionary accounting factor is co-branded. Think killer. Think C2B2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our capacity to monetize. We will generate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our ability to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. We constantly engage fractal aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems confusing, but it's completely 100 percent true! We understand that if you matrix magnetically then you may also enable interactively. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? The ability to actualize cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling emerging user interfaces? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will cultivate the term "visionary". We usually orchestrate user-defined cross-media reality-based bloatware supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to enable perfectly. We constantly evolve 24/7 resource-constrained M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. The metrics for ultra-performance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The ability to facilitate efficiently leads to the aptitude to expedite interactively. We will extend the aptitude of granular front-end raw bandwidth to exploit. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will deploy the power of infomediaries to brand. We will mesh the power of extensible performance to mesh. Think backward-compatible.