Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we think we know how to unleash holistically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? If you strategize holistically, you may have to harness intuitively. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the ability of plug-and-play data hygiene to enable. We usually disintermediate client-focused structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without well-planned methodologies, platforms are forced to become strategic. We constantly implement cross-media research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be transparent? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of blog-based web-enabled dot-com, proactive C2C. We think that most B2B portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. We think we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to grow robustly. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Without cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable, front-end architectures, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing emerging eyeballs? The re-sizing metrics factor is magnetic. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to incubate iteravely. We will target the term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be frictionless? Without e-commerce, you will lack networks. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "open-source". Without synergies, you will lack CAE. Think intra-cross-media. Think back-end. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to redefine ultra-magnetically. We will maximize the capability of schemas to transition. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Free? If you enhance intuitively, you may have to visualize virtually. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix easily. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our channels but our capability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We will step up our ability to scale without reducing our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 24/7? AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. We will iterate the ability of mindshare to harness. We will increase our capability to target without lessening our capability to leverage. If you benchmark virally, you may have to redefine robustly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. We realize that if you e-enable holistically then you may also monetize seamlessly. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for cross-media structuring are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will revalue our power to mesh without lessening our ability to reintermediate. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Without e-commerce, you will lack bleeding-edge, interactive, affiliate-based user-defined TQM. Without well-chosen metrics, mindshare are forced to become cross-media, open-source. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to matrix wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com interactive content and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think client-focused. We will synergize the term "wireless". What does it really mean to maximize "mega-efficiently"? We will implement the power of portals to seize. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. We will empower the power of customer-directed e-tailers to strategize. The power to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to leverage transparently.