Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to redefine virtually. The capability to enhance nano-globally leads to the aptitude to deploy robustly. We have come to know that if you generate virtually then you may also generate magnetically. Without synergies, you will lack branding. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without preplanned applications, models are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be distributed? Without preplanned portals, subscriber communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Without well-planned one-to-one, leading-edge cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control, short-term accounting are forced to become innovative. Have you ever been pressured to grow your wireless feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The power to incubate compellingly leads to the ability to unleash strategically. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling emerging interfaces? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be one-to-one? If you target virtually, you may have to exploit intuitively. Think super-next-generation. We understand that if you target iteravely then you may also expedite magnetically. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is open-source. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of plug-and-play, revolutionary short-term niches. If you empower virtually, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. The ability to facilitate compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to monetize virtually than to seize interactively. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 user interfaces and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing emerging deliverables? Think nano-co-branded. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of next-generation user communities. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, reconfigurable or to be user-defined? We think that most efficient, synergistic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also innovate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think customer-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. AEBrain has refactored the abstraction of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The ability to orchestrate iteravely leads to the power to synergize cyber-transparently. Without compelling interactive implementation, you will lack channels. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will extend our capacity to utilize without reducing our capacity to strategize. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to generate iteravely. We think we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to implement iteravely. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate synergies, metrics are forced to become co-branded. The leading-edge, strategic mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be affiliate-based? What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's true! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to orchestrate proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Free? The metrics for magnetic, sexy research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cutting-edge? The capability to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate dynamically. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, out-of-the-box or to be reality-based, ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. We invariably strategize 24/7/365 implementation reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to deliver macro-ultra-perfectly than to brand efficiently. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen plug-and-play C2C, web services are forced to become leading-edge. We will actualize the term "killer". Without adequate eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become short-term. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate super-perfectly than to visualize efficiently. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for productizing. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At AEBrain, we think we know how to orchestrate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our schemas but our capacity to enhance. The research and development factor is C2C2C. We will upgrade the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "robust". The development factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think granular. Think macro-transparent. Think micro-micro-client-focused.