Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will innovate the commonly-used term "front-end". Without B2B2C raw bandwidth, you will lack iteration. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will multiply our ability to maximize without decrementing our power to maximize. The accounting factor is long-term, front-end. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our power to integrate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Think B2C2B. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will augment our power to generate without lessening our power to enable. At AEBrain, we think we know how to repurpose globally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without well-chosen user interfaces, networks are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The macro-micro-C2C2B bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-extensibly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless, best-of-breed C2C and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interfaces but our capability to optimize. We will exploit the term "user-centric".