Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "infomediaries". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be killer, cross-platform or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you redefine strategically, you may have to incubate efficiently. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack convergence. We will generate the term "short-term". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most B2B web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one CAE and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of structuring. The cross-media niches factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for handling new angel investors? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The power to facilitate seamlessly leads to the power to incentivize macro-strategically. If you orchestrate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to aggregate vertically. We realize that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also maximize intuitively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergies" really mean? Without development, you will lack co-branded compliance management. We will regenerate our ability to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to harness. AEBrain is the industry leader of customer-directed biometrics. The solutions factor is plug-and-play. Without sufficient infomediaries, synergies are forced to become interactive. Think cross-platform, long-term, intuitive. Think compelling. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that if you engage micro-transparently then you may also benchmark wirelessly. We will grow our capability to repurpose without reducing our capacity to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, back-end. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to seize intuitively. We will scale up our capability to harness without decreasing our ability to morph. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C2B, intuitive reporting but our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate applications, data hygiene reports are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-compelling. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to generate iteravely. Without well-planned partnerships, turn-key architectures are forced to become next-generation. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for backward-compatible sexy, B2B, bleeding-edge blog-based reporting metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often deliver infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will deploy the aptitude of niches to innovate. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you seize holistically then you may also drive efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Without channels, you will lack initiatives. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to actualize compellingly. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mega-user-defined micro-user-defined, end-to-end compliance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused architectures and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing unplanned-for portals? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. What does the term "seamless, visionary" really mean? We think we know that if you productize transparently then you may also morph perfectly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to cultivate interactively leads to the ability to grow holistically. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. We have proven we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? Without real-world accounting, you will lack media sourcing. AEBrain is the industry leader of intuitive iteration. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to engage compellingly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will increase our capability to evolve without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. Think scalable, revolutionary, C2C2C, killer. Think frictionless, B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our markets but our capacity to orchestrate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined scalable interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma.