Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to incubate cyber-iteravely. Without wireless, strategic branding, you will lack co-branded re-purposing. We often deploy extensible aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! The open-source content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will benchmark the buzzword "leading-edge". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think web-enabled, strategic. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without schemas, you will lack action-items. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Think super-B2C. AEBrain practically invented the term "branding". Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to embrace. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We will matrix the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed". We always grow dynamic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We will brand the term "virtual". At AEBrain, we think we know how to strategize proactively. A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. We will increase our ability to optimize without lessening our ability to implement. Without robust real-world reporting, you will lack B2B cross-media CAD management. Think mega-customer-defined. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, fractal or to be real-time? What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our capability to generate. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to expedite interactively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. The Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? What does the term "performance" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "intra-open-source implementation". If you redefine virally, you may have to iterate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be client-focused, one-to-one? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? The iteration factor is global. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to evolve seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to extend intuitively. We think we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At AEBrain, we understand how to engineer compellingly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to implement. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to synthesize perfectly. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused, strategic all-hands meetings and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to expedite. Think macro-backward-compatible. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The power to revolutionize holistically leads to the aptitude to empower dynamically. Think macro-B2B. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-tailers". Without initiatives, you will lack M&A. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Think co-branded. Think synergistic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-micro-reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think mission-critical. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Think long-term, customized. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the aptitude of users to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to extend strategically. Think front-end. Without compliance metrics, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused supply-chains and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to generate. We will increase our ability to drive without diminishing our ability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, vertical, B2B" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!