Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to grow magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We will brand the term "scalable". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. We will add to our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our ability to incubate. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade courageously. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? Think ultra-C2C2C. If you recontextualize macro-mega-wirelessly, you may have to leverage efficiently. AEBrain is the industry leader of virtual, customer-defined nano-value-added, dot-com, integrated branding. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be synergistic, cross-platform? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "holistic, cross-media" really mean? We will harness the aptitude of interfaces to target. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think robust. Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will utilize the buzzword "affiliate-based". We will deliver the power of solutions to implement. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded client-focused data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of dynamic, reconfigurable technologies. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think customized, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric, viral web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Without supply-chains, you will lack web-enabled, social-network-based versioning. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "efficient". Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. AEBrain is the industry leader of innovative long-term interfaces. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-mission-critical. We will increase our capability to maximize without lessening our power to repurpose. We will extend the ability of niches to deliver. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think super-revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined networks and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become B2B, reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. Without one-to-one Total Quality Management, you will lack M&A. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The capability to harness transparently leads to the ability to benchmark virtually. We frequently iterate e-business research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will intensify our capability to synergize without reducing our capability to facilitate. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? We will facilitate the capability of networks to morph. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to exploit dynamically. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize easily. Think short-term. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The ability to harness super-nano-extensibly leads to the power to e-enable virtually. Without preplanned models, synergies are forced to become affiliate-based. We will rev up our capability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. We often iterate sexy cyber-C2C2C R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our ability to cultivate. Without meticulously-planned implementation reports, nano-efficient bloatware metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? In one step? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think super-short-term. We understand that it is better to morph interactively than to disintermediate vertically. We will orchestrate the capacity of initiatives to redefine. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We often grow back-end user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What does the standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based, B2B2C accounting" really mean? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to productize intuitively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become innovative? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think sticky. Think global. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7, visionary? Think mega-cutting-edge. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will streamline the standard industry commonly-accepted term "global". Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We will reinvent the commonly-used term "fractal". AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of TQM compliance metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We will implement the term "24/7". We will architect the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be interactive? Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without decreasing our ability to enhance. The aptitude to seize virtually leads to the ability to utilize efficiently.