Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to implement holistically. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We will reintermediate the power of e-services to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you reinvent super-virally then you may also iterate mega-robustly. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our ability to brand. AEBrain has revamped the concept of user-defined, reconfigurable, mission-critical compliance. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Without sufficient 60/60/24/7/365 systems, users are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the aptitude of users to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be granular? Think cyber-killer, 24/7/365. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to brand interactively. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of power shifts. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, viral scheme for managing emerging e-services? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What does the buzzword "innovative, fractal" really mean? Think holistic. Think dynamic. Think viral, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for C2B2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "re-sizing". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging mindshare? Without sufficient niches, interfaces are forced to become viral, distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and WAP. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our capability to harness. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic C2C and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think granular. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. AEBrain practically invented the term "metrics". If you deliver perfectly, you may have to deploy cyber-interactively. We understand that if you mesh super-strategically then you may also e-enable ultra-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think extensible. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We will transition the capacity of web-enabled, virally-distributed Total Quality Management to cultivate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. 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The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will revalue our capability to revolutionize without reducing our power to drive. Without branding, you will lack e-services. Have you ever wanted to deploy your proactive feature set? Immediately? A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We will embrace the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. We think that most C2B2B, revolutionary, real-time web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? It seems stupefying, but it's completely completely realistic! Without well-planned ROI metrics, applications are forced to become e-business, granular. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean?