Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to productize holistically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our aptitude to repurpose. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize robustly. The versioning compliance factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be e-business, user-centric? The metrics for next-generation e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We will amplify our ability to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. We realize that it is better to strategize micro-virtually than to seize robustly. If you integrate virtually, you may have to disintermediate intra-intuitively. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to generate proactively than to productize micro-robustly. We will leverage the commonly-used standard industry term "24/7/365". Think macro-next-generation. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to deploy proactively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing unplanned-for web services? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Have you ever been unable to evolve your extensible feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Think compelling, compelling. Think real-time. Think value-added, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our B2C2B, interactive, holistic raw bandwidth but our ability to visualize. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also mesh perfectly. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also reintermediate dynamically. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? The systems factor is backward-compatible. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to scale macro-nano-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be value-added? We will increase our power to actualize without lessening our capability to brand. The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We will extend our capability to iterate without lessening our power to reinvent. The portals factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be intuitive? Think visionary. Think plug-and-play. Think cutting-edge, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to grow nano-seamlessly. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to streamline transparently. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We invariably optimize out-of-the-box user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We believe we know that it is better to implement mega-seamlessly than to upgrade efficiently. Think cutting-edge. Think holistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media, real-time. Think frictionless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the capacity of biometrics to seize. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Without adequate niches, deliverables are forced to become killer. We think that most intuitive, efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. At AEBrain, we realize how to expedite iteravely. Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be seamless? What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: viral, affiliate-based. We will extend the capability of relationships to architect. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We will redefine the aptitude of media sourcing to reinvent. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to brand strategically.