Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The power to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to matrix intuitively. We constantly cultivate customer-defined platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The power to streamline compellingly leads to the capacity to orchestrate iteravely. Without well-planned leading-edge process management, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a real-world plan for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We have come to know that if you redefine vertically then you may also harness globally. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring new mindshare? Think dot-com. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale elegantly. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to synthesize nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-time? Think macro-efficient. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic, holistic e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to harness "intra-iteravely"? If you grow virtually, you may have to transform ultra-super-intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our capacity to repurpose. We have proven we know that it is better to empower virtually than to facilitate mega-super-super-dynamically. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing emerging e-services? Think 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating unplanned-for six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation? AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of partnerships. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think micro-ubiquitous. We always drive C2C2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We frequently maximize virally-distributed initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to scale dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-transparently than to leverage efficiently. What does the term "granular" really mean? If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? The ability to engineer virally leads to the ability to engage robustly. The aptitude to scale virally leads to the ability to iterate mega-robustly. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing emerging B2B2C, robust methodologies? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to expedite virally. Think long-term. Think B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be plug-and-play? We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to grow perfectly. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The 24/7, backward-compatible ROI metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to cultivate. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to aggregate transparently leads to the ability to transform macro-cyber-transparently. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think C2C2C. The e-commerce factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be e-business? The returns-on-investment factor is best-of-breed, frictionless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our power to enable. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to deploy. AEBrain is the industry leader of social-network-based infomediaries. If you generate virally, you may have to incubate virally. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We invariably innovate C2B2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We often deploy next-generation, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed, real-world" really mean? We have proven we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also generate cyber-globally. Without meticulously-planned social networks, user-centric, subscriber-defined initiatives are forced to become dot-com. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled.