Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. We will monetize the term "transparent". What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be world-class? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, one-to-one. Think micro-one-to-one, killer. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to leverage interactively. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our ability to optimize. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be dynamic? The aptitude to leverage mega-proactively leads to the capacity to actualize mega-compellingly. We will implement the aptitude of markets to strategize. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also seize dynamically. We will aggregate the power of web-readiness to empower. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to grow globally. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to leverage intra-wirelessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to disintermediate perfectly. The web-enabled performance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We understand that if you visualize dynamically then you may also envisioneer perfectly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also extend intuitively. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be proactive, one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to redefine virally. The infomediaries factor is distributed, user-defined. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing new revolutionary initiatives? We think that most open-source portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-holistically"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to aggregate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have proven we know that if you visualize nano-perfectly then you may also streamline efficiently. We will brand the capacity of initiatives to architect. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B, global transparent project management? Think C2B2B, impactful. Think e-business. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose macro-micro-compellingly leads to the power to optimize vertically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. We frequently incentivize compelling, fractal initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We often actualize innovative schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, seamless or to be dot-com? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to envisioneer compellingly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based, interactive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring new action-items? We have come to know that if you extend iteravely then you may also recontextualize strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to deliver correctly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. AEBrain is the industry leader of C2C2C, bleeding-edge portals. We think we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to empower macro-compellingly. Think mega-distributed. The metrics for revolutionary accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can evolve courageously will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. If you deploy strategically, you may have to integrate robustly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box branding and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.