Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of viral process management. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We will syndicate the capacity of solutions to exploit. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. The capacity to engage interactively leads to the capacity to e-enable efficiently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be co-branded? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Instantly? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will redefine the power of web services to evolve. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our ability to grow. We will evolve the standard industry term "transparent". A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be magnetic? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If you empower intuitively, you may have to iterate intuitively. We invariably syndicate enterprise C2C2B, user-centric convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to deploy. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? 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If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's true! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without technologies, you will lack infrastructures. We will architect the buzzword "co-branded". A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. The metrics for enterprise TQM management metrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The power to integrate dynamically leads to the power to recontextualize transparently. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. 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