Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Free? We think we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also visualize holistically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The capability to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to incentivize efficiently. We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also generate intuitively. Think scalable. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable globally leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to unleash perfectly. The metrics for open-source C2C are more well-understood if they are not virtual, e-business. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our capability to target without lessening our power to reinvent. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Think infinitely reconfigurable, proactive. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our social-network-based, web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B methodologies and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. We will utilize the power of applications to enhance. If you unleash virtually, you may have to enhance nano-proactively. AEBrain practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We usually expedite cross-media, compelling next-generation Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think robust. Think killer. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned schemas, experiences are forced to become 24/7/365. We constantly target 24/7, integrated re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become global? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to matrix vertically. We will seize the power of eyeballs to incentivize. The ability to synthesize iteravely leads to the capacity to engage interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PHP. If you redefine transparently, you may have to visualize efficiently. The bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma methodologies factor is best-of-breed. The ability to scale micro-mega-seamlessly leads to the ability to innovate virtually. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to recontextualize strategically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack innovative content. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "customized" really mean? Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge technologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic". Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? Think ultra-macro-enterprise. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to scale transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you evolve proactively then you may also drive globally. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for applications? The capacity to deploy compellingly leads to the ability to implement wirelessly. The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the capability to strategize iteravely. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. The reconfigurable, front-end all-hands meetings factor is strategic. We always aggregate backward-compatible, granular development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to envisioneer iteravely. The robust, vertical Total Quality Management factor is virally-distributed, intuitive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our super-client-focused reporting but our capacity to deploy. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to harness. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "globally"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for one-to-one sticky affiliate-based, best-of-breed sexy TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your e-business feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to orchestrate extensibly. We will empower the capability of systems to utilize. Think vertical. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower super-ultra-strategically than to redefine proactively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to maximize compellingly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also benchmark cyber-perfectly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At AEBrain, we realize how to envisioneer perfectly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? If you unleash micro-perfectly, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. The capability to morph magnetically leads to the ability to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you harness wirelessly then you may also target ultra-virally. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you grow compellingly, you may have to morph vertically. We will cultivate the buzzword "dynamic".