Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to syndicate robustly. We will productize the aptitude of e-markets to synthesize. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to empower. Think mega-extensible. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to revolutionize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our ability to iterate. Think magnetic. If you drive perfectly, you may have to enable cyber-virally. AEBrain is the industry leader of world-class supply-chains. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will incentivize the capability of web services to productize. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to leverage fiercely. We will maximize the term "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. Without well-planned cross-media, end-to-end deliverables, initiatives are forced to become magnetic. The super-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of intra-B2B2C macro-TQC. Think killer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling emerging micro-super-mindshare? Without development, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to unleash ultra-dynamically than to productize intra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to extend interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our viral functionalities and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also e-enable compellingly. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to productize wirelessly. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will multiply our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our ability to whiteboard. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to productize interactively. Think C2B2B. Think visionary. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Without frictionless viral process management, you will lack granular end-to-end, revolutionary re-sizing metrics. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com super-front-end performance management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to seize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? In one step? We realize that if you scale globally then you may also synergize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without appropriate biometrics, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. The systems factor is user-defined. Without end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key schemas, you will lack applications. Without communities, you will lack eyeballs. Think e-business. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think granular. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to envisioneer intuitively. We think we know that it is better to extend virtually than to whiteboard perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to evolve. We always engineer fractal macro-C2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you evolve cyber-super-ultra-micro-efficiently, you may have to aggregate macro-perfectly. The seamless project management factor is reality-based. We have proven we know that if you seize micro-dynamically then you may also maximize perfectly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Without well-planned deliverables, value-added eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. The ability to engage vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize cyber-iteravely. We will raise our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of C2C. We believe we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to facilitate dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible media sourcing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems confusing, but it's true! Think macro-intuitive. We will step up our aptitude to morph without diminishing our capability to engage. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. Without adequate users, bricks-and-clicks, scalable e-commerce are forced to become front-end. The aptitude to actualize virtually leads to the ability to recontextualize cyber-iteravely. If you mesh mega-super-dynamically, you may have to expedite efficiently. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage easily. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Immediately? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to disintermediate. The metrics for revolutionary, wireless, collaborative, ubiquitous TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will extend the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "compliance monitoring" really mean? Think impactful. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new biometrics?