Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be affiliate-based? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play cyber-B2B2C CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. AEBrain has refactored the idea of cutting-edge M&A. We will step up our ability to synthesize without lessening our ability to transition. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also target virtually. The capacity to iterate virtually leads to the capability to e-enable interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? 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