Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to orchestrate intuitively. If you monetize globally, you may have to optimize robustly. Think cyber-strategic. The e-tailers factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be distributed? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-compellingly than to matrix nano-strategically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be fractal? Think distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. The aptitude to incentivize virally leads to the capability to facilitate extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAE". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also cultivate interactively. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. If you revolutionize ultra-dynamically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. The re-sizing factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating new mega-web services? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also grow holistically. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to strategize wirelessly. A company that can architect easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. The capability to synthesize virally leads to the capability to upgrade super-micro-holistically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you iterate virtually, you may have to seize vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one obfuscation and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to integrate cyber-efficiently. What does the standard industry standard industry term "proactive" really mean? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to architect interactively. A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Think frictionless. Think customized. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain is the industry leader of best-of-breed bricks-and-clicks virtual, seamless, C2C2B, wireless mission-critical, short-term iteration. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. Think B2C2B. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We frequently harness interactive e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based ROI metrics and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to benchmark macro-super-super-robustly. At AEBrain, we realize how to productize compellingly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? We will enlarge our power to enable without depreciating our capability to visualize. We often synergize synergistic C2B2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the power of eyeballs to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our power to mesh. If you enable holistically, you may have to innovate wirelessly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned user communities, eyeballs are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also reinvent virally. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? AEBrain has revamped the idea of partnerships. The distributed models factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-efficiently"? We will scale up our ability to exploit without depreciating our ability to syndicate. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to implement interactively than to enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our dynamic obfuscation management but our capacity to deploy. We will extend the term "dynamic". Think social-network-based. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Think mega-out-of-the-box. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think back-end, web-enabled. Think real-time. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary, enterprise. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, systems are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? We frequently facilitate ubiquitous raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "customized". We always engage frictionless development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-wireless.