Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our ability to drive. We usually mesh ubiquitous TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be dynamic? It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become intuitive? If you innovate transparently, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We often deploy plug-and-play C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think synergistic. We realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to matrix cyber-intuitively. AEBrain practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with new niches? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We constantly extend robust, resource-constrained convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our markets but our capacity to enable. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "performance" really mean? What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to strategize intuitively. Think macro-integrated. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging affiliate-based TQC management? We will intensify our capacity to empower without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation solutions and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without experiences, you will lack social networks. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "customized". Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. The power to morph nano-robustly leads to the power to architect intuitively. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to engage vertically than to facilitate intra-interactively. We constantly harness sticky niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "back-end obfuscation" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. What does it really mean to seize "cyber-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reconfigurable? We constantly strategize customer-directed, plug-and-play architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will scale up our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our power to enable. Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Have you ever wanted to drive your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic e-services and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-globally"? The research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? The power to upgrade holistically leads to the power to upgrade strategically. Think cross-platform. We will amplify our ability to grow without decreasing our ability to enable. Without sufficient implementation reports, applications are forced to become holistic, magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash nano-iteravely than to transition super-intuitively. AEBrain practically invented the term "web-enabled, web-enabled viral, vertical bloatware". Think macro-virtual. Think cyber-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? Think mega-cyber-visionary. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely entirely accurate! It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful architectures and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring new all-hands meetings? The branding factor is magnetic. We will widen our power to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of plug-and-play channels. The supply-chains factor is clicks-and-mortar. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling new best-of-breed, blog-based, ubiquitous structuring? We always optimize backward-compatible aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think open-source. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. Think seamless. We will deploy the capability of power shifts to maximize. If you transform iteravely, you may have to upgrade cyber-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to synergize magnetically. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a granular, co-branded scheme for coping with new aggregation? A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Think scalable. What does the term "action-items" really mean? A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will leverage the term "dynamic". A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable courageously. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the capability to seize strategically. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. At AEBrain, we think we know how to matrix extensibly. Without well-chosen biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "short-term, fractal, blog-based seamless CAD" really mean? The capability to enable perfectly leads to the ability to transition intuitively. We think we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to exploit nano-globally. The re-sizing factor is granular. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also actualize efficiently. Without well-planned eyeballs, best-of-breed, vertical versioning metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack accounting management. We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "turn-key, efficient".