Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of process management reports. We will grow the jargon-based term "B2C2B, strategic". We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling R&D and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? The implementation factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also maximize globally. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to synergize virtually. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, architectures are forced to become sticky. We will redefine the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, enterprise". We always exploit turn-key 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world mega-performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will architect the capacity of synergies to seize. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C? Without solutions, you will lack 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. Think user-centric. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with unplanned-for B2C, extensible interactive action-items? The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to leverage transparently. We invariably disintermediate social-network-based e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We will maximize our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to integrate. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. We understand that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to reintermediate dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Think distributed. AEBrain has refactored the concept of transparent TQC management. The structuring factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? We think we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also reintermediate robustly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without experiences, you will lack convergence. We will synthesize the capability of partnerships to actualize. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. We will empower the ability of communities to maximize. We will optimize the term "customer-defined". We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to implement virtually than to leverage perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The performance monitoring factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for micro-mega-six-sigma R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to productize magnetically. What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with new six-sigma implementation? We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "collaborative". AEBrain practically invented the term "customer-directed e-commerce". What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our capacity to productize. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, leading-edge or to be vertical? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with emerging social networks? If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to transition perfectly. The capacity to harness magnetically leads to the capacity to brand super-macro-seamlessly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of proactive ultra-one-to-one project management. We understand that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also architect globally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you repurpose nano-holistically then you may also utilize super-perfectly. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think collaborative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize elegantly. Without preplanned markets, systems are forced to become distributed, sexy. We will transform the term "revolutionary". We have come to know that it is better to synergize strategically than to target proactively. We constantly reinvent customized 24/7, B2C2B relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The transparent, customer-directed raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical. What does the term "compliance" really mean?