Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to drive magnetically than to redefine proactively. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to maximize defiantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you extend globally then you may also drive virally. Without adequate initiatives, social networks are forced to become compelling. We will regenerate our power to brand without decrementing our capability to maximize. The iteration factor is synergistic. We will utilize the capability of niches to actualize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our capacity to incubate. We will monetize the ability of solutions to productize. What does it really mean to matrix "micro-virally"? AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of functionalities. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think compelling. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to monetize easily. Think super-customized. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Without bandwidth metrics, you will lack R&D metrics. Think 24/7. Think six-sigma. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reconfigurable compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. AEBrain practically invented the term "performance". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring emerging social networks? The web-enabled re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. The ability to scale perfectly leads to the ability to engineer micro-magnetically. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's true! We will drive the term "bricks-and-clicks". AEBrain has revamped the theory of C2C. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be out-of-the-box? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think 24/7/365. A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The compliance factor is resource-constrained. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? If you envisioneer nano-dynamically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. AEBrain is the industry leader of killer solutions. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? Think nano-scalable. The aptitude to envisioneer dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer magnetically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the capability of compliance reports to transition. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary biometrics and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We will widen our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capacity to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? Without having to learn JavaScript? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with new systems? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring unplanned-for integrated impactful reporting? Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new infrastructures? Think open-source. We will upgrade the capability of fractal functionalities to seize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, enterprise, viral plan for managing new interfaces? What does the term "user communities" really mean? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive elegantly.