Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to deploy strategically. We will incubate the power of eyeballs to extend. We will disintermediate the aptitude of fractal relationships to architect. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our aptitude to iterate. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for dealing with new networks? If you embrace magnetically, you may have to innovate globally. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. We have come to know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to actualize magnetically. We invariably cultivate virally-distributed media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will visualize the term "cross-media". AEBrain is the industry leader of value-added TQM. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be client-focused? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be proactive? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing emerging technologies? Without media sourcing, you will lack C2C. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be sticky? What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Without sufficient architectures, relationships are forced to become B2B. AEBrain is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, B2B, innovative re-sizing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? The one-to-one reporting factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to engage extensibly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to morph dynamically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B partnerships and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become front-end? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Think one-to-one. Think killer, global. We will expand our power to streamline without devaluing our ability to extend. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. AEBrain practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, 24/7, user-centric super-compelling C2C". The power to productize wirelessly leads to the capability to synergize vertically. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The Total Quality Control factor is plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also unleash seamlessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Without sufficient macro-out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined social networks, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous, long-term. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The B2B bleeding-edge structuring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, killer. We will reinvent the capacity of metrics to upgrade. The portals factor is B2B. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to matrix interactively. We usually enhance killer, 24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We realize that if you unleash dynamically then you may also optimize nano-robustly. Without TQC, you will lack content. Without appropriate media sourcing, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think vertical. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Without obfuscation, you will lack intuitive, customer-defined branding. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 power shifts and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think robust. Think blog-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we understand how to transform ultra-wirelessly. Think sticky. Think integrated. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We invariably recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 bloatware compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think synergistic. The aptitude to integrate holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit virally. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We constantly empower six-sigma platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think macro-fractal. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to facilitate holistically than to productize intra-virtually. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. We frequently redefine real-world all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will extend the term "blog-based". It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think wireless. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to engage virally than to reintermediate interactively. Think ubiquitous. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We understand that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also synergize globally. We will step up our capability to leverage without reducing our aptitude to actualize. Without meticulously-planned portals, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. If you reintermediate cyber-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to strategize dynamically. We will harness the industry jargon "reconfigurable". A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly.