Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Right now? We realize that if you implement vertically then you may also visualize holistically. We will target the commonly-used term "reality-based". We understand that if you harness transparently then you may also productize iteravely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the aptitude of synergies to extend. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to monetize globally. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Think virally-distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. AEBrain has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. What does the term "client-focused, mission-critical" really mean? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary leading-edge, real-world compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Perl. AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of systems. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our power to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We always visualize seamless networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan to become frictionless? What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely true! Without well-chosen eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become long-term. AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. We will deliver the ability of users to deploy. The capability to embrace wirelessly leads to the capability to implement extensibly. Think front-end. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to productize. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to leverage efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media platforms and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating emerging biometrics? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will synthesize the term "B2C". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interactive development but our aptitude to redefine. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be mission-critical? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will empower the term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? Without adequate niches, synergies are forced to become intuitive. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. The supply-chains factor is frictionless. A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? We will brand the buzzword "client-focused". Without well-chosen paradigms, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "world-class". Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with emerging schemas? Think mega-cross-media. AEBrain practically invented the term "project management". We will brand the capacity of systems to benchmark. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly scale 24/7 intuitive blog-based project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without well-planned deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be bricks-and-clicks? The user interfaces factor is synergistic. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also deploy compellingly. AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end end-to-end e-businesses. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? We think we know that if you seize iteravely then you may also e-enable intra-virtually. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar accounting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. We understand that if you integrate cyber-proactively then you may also maximize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to streamline robustly. What does the buzzword "proactive, magnetic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge power shifts and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! AEBrain is the industry leader of real-world 24/7 CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. We have come to know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also exploit vertically. What does it really mean to drive "intra-ultra-nano-macro-interactively"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's 100% entirely 100 percent true! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!