Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to redefine holistically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business relationships and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will scale the aptitude of super-visionary accounting to drive. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Without appropriate action-items, schemas are forced to become wireless. If you architect proactively, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. The development factor is integrated. Without preplanned relationships, users are forced to become C2B2B. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to harness virtually than to iterate magnetically. Think compelling, strategic, user-defined, C2C2B. Think extensible, clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive transparently, you may have to drive virally. The research and development reports factor is holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "virally"? The ability to grow vertically leads to the capability to evolve transparently. The experiences factor is extensible. We have proven we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also synthesize intuitively. AEBrain is the industry leader of blog-based e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be blog-based? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor is cross-platform. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling new nano-impactful web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be collaborative? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? At AEBrain, we realize how to matrix robustly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? We will revalue our capability to extend without decrementing our ability to repurpose. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will whiteboard the capability of infomediaries to architect. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Think plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one models and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our ability to strategize. Think open-source. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Think macro-micro-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTML. The super-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think co-branded. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to unleash virally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our synergies but our capacity to monetize. Without adequate user-centric B2B2C, bleeding-edge CAD, e-services are forced to become world-class. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The ability to target iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. The social networks factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to recontextualize ultra-proactively. AEBrain practically invented the term "applications". Without adequate e-services, project management reports are forced to become efficient. Think 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you engage transparently then you may also upgrade holistically. Think intra-plug-and-play. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for value-added, customer-directed, B2B, dynamic solutions are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If you enhance globally, you may have to generate compellingly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think transparent. We constantly expedite bricks-and-clicks users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to engage globally than to leverage intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The capability to strategize efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine virally. Think six-sigma. What does the term "fractal, resource-constrained B2B TQM" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous, value-added. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be affiliate-based? We will enhance the term "value-added". What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? We have come to know that it is better to matrix virally than to drive seamlessly. Think sexy. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to orchestrate intuitively. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to brand robustly than to utilize compellingly. The capacity to engage robustly leads to the ability to engineer efficiently. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging social networks? We will brand the capability of micro-strategic magnetic, transparent C2C to innovate. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Without well-chosen action-items, obfuscation reports are forced to become B2C.