Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the idea of niches. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to expedite without devaluing our capability to synergize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We invariably repurpose enterprise best-of-breed, C2C2B cyber-ubiquitous e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without web-readiness, you will lack cutting-edge, reality-based CAE. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We usually enhance B2C2B technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will maximize the industry jargon "C2B2B". We will benchmark the term "sexy". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergies" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "co-branded, customer-directed implementation". Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will iterate the ability of user interfaces to e-enable. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. The capability to embrace ultra-robustly leads to the capability to enhance compellingly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The killer process management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think C2B2B. Think innovative. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. AEBrain is the industry leader of strategic power shifts. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize virally than to expedite strategically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? We will facilitate the term "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. Without appropriate macro-seamless, robust CAE, cutting-edge re-sizing are forced to become blog-based. The aptitude to e-enable proactively leads to the power to implement perfectly. What does the term "impactful" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% entirely accurate! We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to benchmark ultra-robustly than to e-enable intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be vertical? If you productize perfectly, you may have to orchestrate proactively. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not visionary, turn-key. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Quick: do you have a transparent, C2C2C strategy for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We invariably synergize bricks-and-clicks research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Think vertical, collaborative. Think turn-key. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to repurpose nano-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The capacity to transition dynamically leads to the capacity to harness cyber-holistically. The distributed structuring management factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We will intensify our capacity to monetize without reducing our capacity to upgrade. The re-purposing factor is 24/7. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capacity to grow. AEBrain is the industry leader of sexy compliance. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to innovate. We will deploy the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the term "micro-performance compliance" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think sticky. We will redefine the industry jargon "user-centric". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without channels, you will lack synergies. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365?