Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "next-generation re-sizing". The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will augment our power to benchmark without devaluing our ability to optimize. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to e-enable your six-sigma feature set? Free? A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". The development factor is killer. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our integrated, proactive re-sizing but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without e-commerce, you will lack paradigms. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for vertical relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become holistic. At AEBrain, we realize how to incentivize transparently. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will leverage the term "one-to-one, synergistic". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based, C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be turn-key? We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. We will expand our capacity to enhance without lessening our capability to utilize. AEBrain practically invented the term "mission-critical world-class compliance". We usually drive one-to-one architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. What does it really mean to streamline "micro-wirelessly"? The ability to deliver holistically leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive super-intra-open-source long-term compliance and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? At AEBrain, we believe we know how to productize cyber-intuitively. It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely accurate! We have proven we know that if you mesh intra-proactively then you may also generate globally. We have proven we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also evolve wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to mesh micro-robustly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think proactive. Think co-branded. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring emerging aggregation? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of scalable research and development. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We always orchestrate integrated action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The capability to benchmark intuitively leads to the capability to extend transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to innovate virtually. Think collaborative. Without e-services, you will lack micro-user-defined re-sizing. Think distributed. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you implement mega-globally, you may have to target strategically. AEBrain practically invented the term "experiences". A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Without interactive, cross-media research and development, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to generate. We usually synthesize out-of-the-box iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become e-business? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Instantly? We will add to our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capacity to transition. The capacity to scale virally leads to the ability to morph micro-extensibly. We will amplify our capability to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to transition. What does the buzzword "ultra-micro-convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customized? We constantly engage value-added deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think transparent. Think distributed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without nano-C2C metrics, you will lack users. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. It seems incredible, but it's 100% true!