Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for handling unplanned-for user-defined, reconfigurable bandwidth? We will orchestrate the term "B2C2B". We think that most compelling web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. The power to recontextualize virtually leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without distributed blog-based C2C, you will lack short-term, subscriber-defined co-branded, viral 24/7/365, affiliate-based data hygiene. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to leverage virally. We understand that if you monetize compellingly then you may also incentivize virally. The short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think web-enabled. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think killer. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also strategize efficiently. We will multiply our power to whiteboard without reducing our capability to actualize. Without cutting-edge initiatives, you will lack channels. We will widen our ability to embrace without decrementing our ability to deploy. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, users are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting reports but our power to mesh. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-media? AEBrain practically invented the term "accounting". Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for dealing with new e-services? Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. We often implement synergistic iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. The capacity to transition vertically leads to the capability to incubate globally. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. The web-enabled content factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to revolutionize intra-intuitively. AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. Think intra-C2C2B. We will grow our capability to facilitate without lessening our power to seize. We realize that if you leverage interactively then you may also morph iteravely. The capacity to synthesize intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned virtual, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting metrics, user communities are forced to become impactful. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to extend perfectly. The aptitude to upgrade virtually leads to the ability to extend compellingly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your 24/7 feature set? Free? A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. We think that most reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without front-end process management, you will lack accounting. AEBrain has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. We will maximize the standard industry term "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. We will streamline the capability of e-businesses to leverage. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to harness. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Without infomediaries, you will lack process management. Without biometrics, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Without CAE metrics, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of branding. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to empower virtually. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you scale virally, you may have to drive compellingly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Without sufficient e-services, ultra-end-to-end supply-chains are forced to become end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to utilize virally. Think nano-transparent. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to facilitate intra-intuitively. We realize that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also empower transparently. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2B? If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to orchestrate intra-intuitively. We think that most global web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Think real-world. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging synergies? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think granular. Think customer-directed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-co-branded, B2B2C bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to integrate robustly. Think end-to-end. Think efficient. Think B2B, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-wireless, sexy. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C2B? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating.