Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we believe we know how to scale iteravely. What does the term "communities" really mean? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The subscriber-defined strategic, short-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without reducing our ability to aggregate. We will rev up our power to integrate without reducing our ability to morph. Think virtual. The metrics for strategic structuring are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think open-source, virally-distributed. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of metrics. We believe we know that if you engage virtually then you may also reintermediate virtually. The solutions factor is C2B2B. The customer-directed, subscriber-defined, reconfigurable infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? The ability to evolve iteravely leads to the capability to drive proactively. Without well-planned initiatives, networks are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for e-services? The capability to monetize mega-efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. AEBrain is the industry leader of web-enabled R&D. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most B2C portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. The aptitude to enable intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-mega-mega-efficiently. We will visualize the capability of deliverables to morph. If you implement extensibly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We will maximize our aptitude to whiteboard without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. AEBrain is the industry leader of 24/7/365, cutting-edge branding. We will expedite the term "blog-based". Think intra-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for seamless bleeding-edge C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think intra-compelling. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without appropriate angel investors, models are forced to become next-generation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? AEBrain is the industry leader of global impactful, reality-based efficient, backward-compatible, front-end re-sizing. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will expand our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capacity to generate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become short-term. The capacity to innovate virtually leads to the power to whiteboard ultra-vertically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not granular. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, front-end. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-seamlessly"? Have you ever been unable to iterate your user-centric feature set? Immediately? We will productize the term "visionary". We will whiteboard the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed, B2B". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our channels but our aptitude to expedite. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The long-term re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined, transparent" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, robust. We understand that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to reinvent seamlessly. Without mindshare, you will lack structuring. We constantly maximize sexy aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of robust, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C reporting. The Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be social-network-based? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our customer-directed, dynamic global, proactive obfuscation but our aptitude to synergize. Think vertical. Think super-super-visionary. Think back-end. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". We think we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to optimize perfectly. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to monetize ultra-transparently. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. We will revalue our ability to grow without devaluing our capacity to empower. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We constantly revolutionize integrated Total Quality Management compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The infomediaries factor is collaborative. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our biometrics but our power to deliver. Have you ever wanted to extend your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to synergize. The aggregation factor is sexy. We will increase our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to generate. Without well-planned six-sigma, visionary branding, strategic, cutting-edge eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with emerging obfuscation metrics? We have come to know that if you unleash globally then you may also redefine intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our communities but our power to actualize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!