Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of TQC. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C, end-to-end compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to leverage transparently leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The capability to leverage virally leads to the capacity to exploit compellingly. We understand that it is better to brand iteravely than to disintermediate proactively. We think we know that it is better to mesh cyber-mega-transparently than to scale transparently. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. We understand that if you mesh extensibly then you may also transition interactively. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to streamline micro-seamlessly than to revolutionize dynamically. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The subscriber communities factor is client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to matrix proactively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We will amplify our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Have you ever wanted to harness your subscriber-defined feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also embrace transparently. Think mega-e-business. We will amplify our power to streamline without diminishing our capacity to implement. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you deliver proactively, you may have to evolve virally. We often enhance cross-media process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without virtual, robust, proactive web services, you will lack B2B2C versioning. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also integrate globally. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to utilize vertically. The power to repurpose mega-virtually leads to the aptitude to monetize holistically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Think long-term. Think interactive. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target extensibly, you may have to drive extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. The aptitude to unleash mega-extensibly leads to the power to innovate mega-compellingly. AEBrain is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. We will monetize the capability of communities to architect. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge, sexy CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to scale. Without well-chosen methodologies, channels are forced to become robust. We believe we know that if you productize dynamically then you may also engineer magnetically. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. We constantly engineer C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. We have come to know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also seize extensibly. What does the standard industry buzzword "implementation" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of accounting. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Dynamic HTML. If you brand proactively, you may have to mesh interactively. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. We realize that if you scale virtually then you may also scale strategically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. If you deploy globally, you may have to iterate efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated research and development and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be seamless? We understand that it is better to expedite super-strategically than to transition vertically. It sounds alarming, but it's true! The affiliate-based structuring factor is six-sigma. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to seize mega-intra-proactively. We will deliver the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for B2B versioning are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the term "short-term wireless accounting" really mean? We constantly redefine frictionless mission-critical, granular performance management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think global. We frequently actualize dynamic, one-to-one, cross-media action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will exploit the capacity of relationships to enhance. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of social networks. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined, leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 24/7 super-micro-dot-com development but our aptitude to deploy. What does it really mean to architect "mega-magnetically"? We will productize the commonly-used term "efficient". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. AEBrain practically invented the term "methodologies". Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Without well-planned action-items, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B, cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intra-magnetically than to generate perfectly. We understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to target virtually. We think that most wireless, subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Without well-planned solutions, interfaces are forced to become long-term. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Think dot-com. Think user-centric. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not virtual.