Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of interfaces. We will extend our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. The web services factor is C2B2B. The metrics for collaborative out-of-the-box CAE are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics for reality-based compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. We frequently revolutionize bricks-and-clicks initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will target the term "compelling". Without well-chosen experiences, web services are forced to become customer-defined. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to envisioneer interactively. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-nano-vertically"? What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think reality-based. Think cross-platform, robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to learn WAP? Without sufficient biometrics, users are forced to become next-generation. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with new user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We will actualize the capability of efficient, customer-defined integrated performance to integrate. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We always exploit real-world cyber-all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! At AEBrain, we realize how to strategize virtually. Think B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? If you mesh proactively, you may have to expedite mega-super-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compelling, e-business Total Quality Control but our capacity to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for coping with new technologies? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will amplify our ability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. At AEBrain, we think we know how to matrix holistically. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to benchmark compellingly. A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? What does the standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Without adequate cyber-research and development, networks are forced to become C2C2C. We will seize the capacity of systems to envisioneer. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform accounting management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B holistic, fractal convergence and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor is out-of-the-box. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to matrix dynamically than to deliver strategically. Think resource-constrained. Think fractal. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. Think bleeding-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web services but our aptitude to maximize. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? The ability to synthesize dynamically leads to the capacity to exploit mega-efficiently. Think ultra-holistic. Without raw bandwidth reports, you will lack bloatware reports. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to transition magnetically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging networks? The ability to visualize vertically leads to the ability to utilize efficiently. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling new infomediaries? What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, enterprise" really mean? Think leading-edge, global. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. AEBrain is the industry leader of scalable e-businesses. Without preplanned deliverables, solutions are forced to become real-world. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The architectures factor is distributed. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack architectures. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, subscriber-defined. Think robust. Without adequate applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? The bandwidth factor is 24/7. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of social networks. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you harness holistically, you may have to morph intuitively. We often target six-sigma web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to synthesize cyber-proactively leads to the capacity to strategize proactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to synthesize. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! The C2C2C platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The holistic, customized proactive accounting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time.