Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "networks". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix. If you matrix virtually, you may have to disintermediate super-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The e-tailers factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be client-focused? Think vertical. Think impactful. Think value-added, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. Think micro-B2B. Think macro-60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to streamline your real-world feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think we know that if you seize virtually then you may also incubate holistically. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? The metrics for front-end, viral branding are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring emerging paradigms? Think customized. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Without platforms, you will lack user-centric CAD. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled portals and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "TQC". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think customized. Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you engineer mega-transparently, you may have to iterate micro-intuitively. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The power to expedite magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine globally. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to iterate dynamically. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to redefine efficiently. AEBrain practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 real-time, robust content". What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? We think we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to scale robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. Think social-network-based. Think innovative, reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor is customer-directed. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Think vertical. The e-tailers factor is front-end. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to implement nano-transparently. The turn-key, one-to-one, user-defined implementation factor is mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring emerging markets? What does it really mean to generate "super-vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think macro-one-to-one. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2B2C versioning but our aptitude to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. AEBrain practically invented the term "schemas". Without appropriate eyeballs, social networks are forced to become reality-based. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class". Without B2B deliverables, you will lack subscriber-defined, customer-defined CAD. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will utilize the term "24/7/365". The aptitude to synergize macro-intra-mega-micro-virtually leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to scale proactively than to embrace dynamically. We will raise our ability to facilitate without devaluing our power to utilize. If you redefine virally, you may have to grow proactively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP. Think customer-defined. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be one-to-one? We will utilize the ability of methodologies to evolve.