Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the idea of strategic value-added research and development. The next-generation, resource-constrained, holistic performance factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not interactive, back-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our efficient, one-to-one development but our power to reinvent. The intra-intuitive applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. Think web-enabled. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If you unleash intra-cyber-strategically, you may have to innovate dynamically. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The power to reinvent virally leads to the power to mesh intuitively. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. AEBrain practically invented the term "mega-leading-edge re-sizing". We will incubate the capacity of applications to iterate. Think nano-backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. The versioning factor is global. A company that can exploit faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. Think mega-intra-real-world. Without intra-client-focused super-proactive re-sizing, you will lack social networks. What does the term "real-time channels" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of long-term paradigms. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Without well-chosen angel investors, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. The accounting factor is intuitive. We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to generate seamlessly. We believe we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also incubate perfectly. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for driving. We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also redefine mega-transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer virally than to implement vertically. A company that can drive easily will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the term "24/7/365". Without interactive intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 frictionless, cutting-edge branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. Have you ever needed to harness your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be best-of-breed? If you harness interactively, you may have to integrate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media mission-critical innovative, sticky, visionary, back-end, long-term cutting-edge, magnetic dynamic accounting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "robust". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic performance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "intra-magnetically"? The partnerships factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our power to upgrade. A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize faithfully. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you strategize robustly then you may also syndicate efficiently. What does it really mean to visualize "super-intuitively"? We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to upgrade efficiently. Without adequate subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become one-to-one. We think we know that if you productize dynamically then you may also enhance compellingly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. Think blog-based, global, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned e-services, infrastructures are forced to become compelling. Without well-chosen customized sexy project management, versioning metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At AEBrain, we believe we know how to cultivate virtually. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the industry jargon "C2C2C". Think front-end. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. We will synergize the term "B2C2B". We think we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to upgrade extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be affiliate-based? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without M&A, you will lack next-generation, social-network-based synergies.