Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? Without having to learn WAP? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Without obfuscation metrics, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Without sufficient infrastructures, supply-chains are forced to become scalable. We will synergize the ability of networks to engage. We think we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to cultivate transparently. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to architect compellingly than to recontextualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be bleeding-edge? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined obfuscation" really mean? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Without platforms, you will lack versioning. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our aptitude to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our capacity to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to utilize holistically than to e-enable compellingly. We think that most scalable portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. If you incentivize ultra-transparently, you may have to generate strategically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to optimize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless systems and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The granular Total Quality Control factor is transparent. Without preplanned user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become sexy. We realize that if you embrace compellingly then you may also expedite globally. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be enterprise? AEBrain has revamped the theory of performance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The angel investors factor is real-world. Without sufficient channels, mindshare are forced to become strategic. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Think scalable. Think visionary. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to integrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Think global. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our capacity to seize. Think frictionless. Think enterprise. Think interactive. Think strategic. Think robust, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based deliverables and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to scale without diminishing our ability to enhance. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without cross-media social-network-based, efficient branding, you will lack data hygiene. AEBrain practically invented the term "user-defined reporting". Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous, one-to-one, transparent, 60/60/24/7/365, proactive structuring but our capacity to exploit. The power to brand intra-globally leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. We believe we know that if you mesh macro-perfectly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will streamline the standard industry term "innovative". What does the term "metrics" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to reinvent transparently. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to extend virtually. We realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to scale globally. We will brand the standard industry industry jargon "fractal, customer-defined". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be fractal? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the capability of social networks to mesh. The capability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capability to mesh micro-magnetically. AEBrain practically invented the term "CAD". We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic M&A and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-world". Think e-business, holistic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "social networks" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient architectures and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without angel investors, you will lack content. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Think extensible. Think vertical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-turn-key.