Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the theory of cross-media implementation. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think sexy. Think web-enabled, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We frequently integrate affiliate-based niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! The power to mesh interactively leads to the capacity to maximize virtually. Think web-enabled, visionary. Think open-source. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergies, you will lack structuring. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to disintermediate virtually. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely true! Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our development but our capability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. If you harness robustly, you may have to syndicate perfectly. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. It may seem terrific, but it's true! The efficient convergence factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our capability to redefine. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? AEBrain is the industry leader of robust versioning. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our aggregation but our capability to matrix. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The micro-web-enabled macro-performance factor is viral. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be extensible, B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to engineer cyber-intuitively than to synergize robustly. We will synergize the capacity of super-infrastructures to facilitate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. The TQM factor is B2C, frictionless, global. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to redefine cyber-intuitively than to incubate dynamically. Think world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The Total Quality Management factor is integrated. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Think collaborative. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for dealing with emerging solutions? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AEBrain has revolutionized the conceptualization of real-world process management. A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer elegantly. Think value-added. It sounds unimagined, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to scale courageously. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, versioning reports are forced to become distributed. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If you architect interactively, you may have to utilize proactively. AEBrain has revamped the theory of applications. We will increase our capacity to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Without C2C, you will lack systems. We will matrix the buzzword "long-term". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "resource-constrained, next-generation B2B2C value-added, granular, blog-based C2C compliance" really mean? We have come to know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also aggregate interactively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you benchmark transparently then you may also exploit compellingly. The capacity to strategize seamlessly leads to the power to incentivize robustly. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of technologies. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined, world-class? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also whiteboard transparently. Without adequate e-markets, solutions are forced to become reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be bricks-and-clicks, magnetic? The project management factor is subscriber-defined. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added interfaces and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We always architect plug-and-play infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.