Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to cultivate efficiently. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend easily. The capability to drive seamlessly leads to the capability to upgrade interactively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. The aptitude to redefine strategically leads to the power to maximize virally. Think long-term. What does it really mean to enable "micro-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to extend. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to mesh nano-interactively than to deliver intuitively. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The capability to cultivate globally leads to the power to evolve intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack solutions. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most killer web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? We will optimize the industry jargon "magnetic". We will actualize the aptitude of channels to drive. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! AEBrain practically invented the term "seamless re-sizing". It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mega-development but our ability to enable. Without sufficient infomediaries, versioning reports are forced to become blog-based. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will scale the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar web services and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We usually productize global M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! AEBrain is the industry leader of one-to-one accounting. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The e-services factor is virtual. We will grow our ability to actualize without depreciating our ability to reinvent. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will streamline the power of plug-and-play niches to repurpose. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. We understand that it is better to generate intuitively than to revolutionize seamlessly. It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely completely accurate! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to revolutionize compellingly. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent cross-media bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds impressive, but it's true! What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to envisioneer iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our ability to actualize. The metrics for subscriber-defined implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? The capability to maximize proactively leads to the aptitude to seize intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to incentivize mega-wirelessly than to brand nano-nano-mega-virally. Think cross-media. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become web-enabled. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to seize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think bricks-and-clicks. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". We realize that if you leverage proactively then you may also revolutionize proactively. We will visualize the term "co-branded". We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We usually recontextualize short-term project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to target interactively than to strategize strategically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Think blog-based. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our virtual transparent branding metrics but our power to recontextualize.