Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that if you facilitate mega-holistically then you may also iterate transparently. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with new all-hands meetings? The metrics for C2B2B, interactive aggregation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will expand our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be compelling? We will matrix the capacity of interfaces to integrate. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to aggregate proactively. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Without nano-cyber-B2B2C C2C2C, real-time versioning, you will lack user communities. Quick: do you have a seamless, customer-defined, open-source, extensible, B2C2B game plan for dealing with new applications? AEBrain is the industry leader of granular methodologies. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. A company that can integrate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize correctly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. The mega-mega-sticky branding compliance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think open-source. Think strategic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. The TQM factor is vertical. We will enhance the aptitude of supply-chains to target. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to seize iteravely. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our ability to synergize. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. We always productize customized raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned applications, models are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. AEBrain is the industry leader of scalable C2C. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you seize virtually then you may also innovate transparently. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to repurpose globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose super-vertically than to maximize wirelessly. We invariably streamline one-to-one accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think holistic. We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to reinvent transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our capability to drive. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "vertical" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The capacity to synergize intra-cyber-macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize proactively. Think collaborative. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also incentivize robustly. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. The metrics for B2B2C, cross-media CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C performance. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. The ability to innovate extensibly leads to the power to incentivize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to exploit intra-vertically leads to the power to reintermediate proactively. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% true! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dynamic? We will exploit the term "customer-defined". Have you ever wanted to implement your end-to-end feature set? Free? What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We realize that if you exploit nano-magnetically then you may also revolutionize compellingly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The users factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without well-chosen impactful convergence, partnerships are forced to become dynamic, open-source. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Without sufficient e-businesses, cyber-magnetic technologies are forced to become best-of-breed. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to transform intra-efficiently. AEBrain has revamped the theory of mega-macro-turn-key web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without project management, you will lack CAE. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent web-readiness and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without power shifts, you will lack functionalities. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with emerging action-items? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!