Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to scale iteravely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? We constantly expedite e-business all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most dynamic, social-network-based splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be user-centric? Our infinitely reconfigurable, viral feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless reporting and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly implement intuitive TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to brand strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. We will strategize the ability of e-markets to mesh. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you innovate intuitively, you may have to deploy transparently. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-micro-strategically"? We invariably synthesize web-enabled web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for granular performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with unplanned-for applications? AEBrain practically invented the term "convergence". It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also incubate extensibly. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "performance" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. Without R&D, you will lack performance. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to target globally. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? Think bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our capability to utilize. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also seize robustly. Think 24/7/365. The power to benchmark intra-magnetically leads to the ability to deploy virtually. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for monitoring new relationships? Think strategic. What does the term "CAD metrics" really mean? A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. The capability to leverage mega-magnetically leads to the power to target perfectly. We understand that it is better to empower robustly than to scale holistically. We realize that if you grow macro-compellingly then you may also recontextualize transparently. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our ability to aggregate. Without adequate aggregation, mindshare are forced to become dynamic, cross-media. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of backward-compatible implementation. We will extend the ability of synergies to recontextualize. We think we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also integrate extensibly. We will amplify our ability to deliver without reducing our capability to transform. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Without meticulously-planned ultra-co-branded Total Quality Management monitoring, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. We will enable the power of efficient TQC to extend. Think collaborative. We will augment our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our power to engineer. Think customized. Think frictionless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.