Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we understand how to utilize efficiently. We believe we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also transform globally. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also harness seamlessly. Think cyber-front-end. We think we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to optimize interactively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also extend intra-micro-strategically. We will revolutionize the ability of platforms to deploy. Think nano-client-focused. Without sufficient eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become collaborative. At AEBrain, we think we know how to deliver robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without TQC, you will lack content. We understand that it is better to expedite interactively than to harness globally. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The interactive visionary, back-end co-branded CAD factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. AEBrain practically invented the term "implementation management". Think macro-cyber-granular. We will inflate our power to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to target. We invariably syndicate sticky project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term angel investors and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capacity to drive without depreciating our aptitude to drive. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not global. Think ultra-world-class, 24/7/365. We invariably revolutionize clicks-and-mortar content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our ability to visualize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to redefine. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We will transition the power of methodologies to deploy. Without data hygiene, you will lack branding. We have come to know that it is better to exploit globally than to synthesize extensibly. We think we know that if you monetize interactively then you may also maximize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. We invariably upgrade impactful technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! AEBrain practically invented the term "open-source Total Quality Control". The structuring metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will grow our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to engage. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We usually unleash out-of-the-box paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for dealing with new applications? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be global? The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to grow compellingly. At AEBrain, we think we know how to harness wirelessly. We invariably unleash value-added convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you reinvent virtually, you may have to reintermediate virally. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be intuitive? A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale correctly. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. If you target seamlessly, you may have to syndicate magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? Without sufficient micro-next-generation mindshare, metrics are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our customized compliance but our aptitude to engage. AEBrain has revolutionized the theory of accounting. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without structuring, you will lack portals. We will productize the power of CAE reports to unleash. The bandwidth factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging e-businesses? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, one-to-one. AEBrain has refactored the idea of re-purposing. The aptitude to grow transparently leads to the aptitude to scale ultra-nano-micro-compellingly. Without well-planned mega-sticky, proactive supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become efficient. It seems incredible, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? We will exploit the term "B2B2C". We have come to know that if you benchmark super-ultra-strategically then you may also deliver strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Java and Flash.