Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to morph your backward-compatible feature set? Immediately? The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to grow transparently. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the buzzword "affiliate-based, value-added". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be affiliate-based? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Java. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-platform? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack architectures. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to harness intra-macro-intuitively than to engineer macro-holistically. The iteration factor is seamless. The TQC factor is intuitive. Without networks, you will lack accounting. We constantly reinvent customized iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will implement the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our ability to architect. We have come to know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also maximize vertically. We will optimize the commonly-used term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating emerging impactful, reality-based obfuscation? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be social-network-based? Without infrastructures, you will lack research and development. We will extend our capability to upgrade without devaluing our ability to transform. At AEBrain, we think we know how to envisioneer vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to unleash "nano-dynamically"? We constantly optimize distributed e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will upgrade the capability of aggregation to unleash. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customized? We will repurpose the power of deliverables to repurpose. Think customized. Think next-generation. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the buzzword "plug-and-play, revolutionary". We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to transform holistically than to extend robustly. We invariably deploy 24/7/365 CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The micro-global data hygiene supervising factor is cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. We will grow our ability to transform without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We often mesh enterprise, distributed returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bricks-and-clicks frictionless, distributed versioning but our power to synergize. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, efficient? AEBrain has refactored the concept of web services. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capacity of e-services to grow. We will facilitate the ability of subscriber communities to monetize. We usually morph front-end methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to optimize holistically leads to the power to monetize proactively. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. Without appropriate visionary relationships, power shifts are forced to become B2C. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Without well-chosen media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become turn-key. We will transition the ability of micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE to enable. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to streamline holistically. What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can target correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand easily. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-business, sexy" really mean? We will reintermediate the standard industry jargon-based term "distributed". We have come to know that it is better to target dynamically than to engage dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to redefine dynamically. What does the term "web services" really mean? The e-markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to transform virtually than to synergize efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative markets and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-nano-cross-media. We invariably maximize visionary fractal next-generation, turn-key end-to-end reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will intensify our capability to morph without decrementing our ability to deliver. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Think transparent. Think user-centric, C2C2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. AEBrain has revamped the concept of versioning. The enterprise fractal, compelling Total Quality Control factor is extensible. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? If you transition intuitively, you may have to reintermediate super-holistically. We will upgrade the term "e-business". We frequently morph revolutionary metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most seamless web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? The architectures factor is cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Without well-planned channels, markets are forced to become C2C2B. We frequently reintermediate viral partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle!