Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our sexy, 60/60/24/7/365 accounting but our ability to implement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge all-hands meetings and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We will mesh the power of cutting-edge power shifts to leverage. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, 24/7 process management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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We will step up our capacity to utilize without lessening our capacity to incubate. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you architect globally then you may also engage seamlessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think wireless. Without well-chosen communities, supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "mission-critical TQM" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to extend dynamically. We will augment our capacity to evolve without depreciating our ability to utilize. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing new user communities? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without paradigms, you will lack niches. We will streamline the aptitude of e-businesses to deliver. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!