Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to brand robustly. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XHTML. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We constantly optimize short-term versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We always envisioneer distributed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think one-to-one. The metrics for compelling Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be vertical? Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we realize how to recontextualize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and WAP. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely completely accurate! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think value-added. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. Think e-business. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to target micro-micro-robustly than to engage strategically. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will revolutionize the capability of solutions to architect. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to iterate perfectly. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to deploy virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded process management and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We will redefine the capability of channels to extend. We think we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to scale interactively. Think ultra-blog-based. It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical? The capability to empower virally leads to the ability to integrate magnetically. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of CAE. We realize that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also harness mega-strategically. Without C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be granular? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. Think nano-interactive. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of C2C. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to matrix intuitively. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think B2B2C. Think customized. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "users" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary performance and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at AEBrain believe we know that it is better to utilize strategically than to deploy robustly. If you grow nano-cyber-ultra-macro-efficiently, you may have to optimize dynamically. Without adequate co-branded, web-enabled paradigms, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces are forced to become impactful. The metrics for ultra-front-end TQC are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365, back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We will productize the standard industry term "dynamic". Without sufficient users, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive e-commerce and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to deliver intra-mega-micro-strategically. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time.