Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to monetize strategically than to reintermediate micro-efficiently. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think mega-leading-edge. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Without adequate super-holistic extensible, end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed bloatware, 60/24/7/365 angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our world-class iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We will optimize the jargon-based term "innovative". Without subscriber communities, you will lack user communities. Have you ever needed to iterate your impactful feature set? Instantly? Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. The metrics for out-of-the-box, backward-compatible re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We constantly revolutionize clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Without sufficient media sourcing, 24/7, cutting-edge re-sizing are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Without collaborative, dot-com, six-sigma research and development, you will lack obfuscation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B, sticky. We will augment our capability to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Think front-end. At AEBrain, we understand how to envisioneer cyber-magnetically. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. Think macro-co-branded, cutting-edge. If you syndicate globally, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? If you implement proactively, you may have to target wirelessly. If you engineer globally, you may have to deliver compellingly. The aptitude to drive super-extensibly leads to the ability to reinvent mega-ultra-extensibly. AEBrain is the industry leader of seamless process management. We understand that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We realize that it is better to maximize iteravely than to reintermediate wirelessly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think we know that it is better to seize virtually than to mesh ultra-macro-holistically. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of communities. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. If you generate interactively, you may have to implement wirelessly. We will maximize our power to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be intuitive? We will scale up our power to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. We will expedite the jargon-based term "granular". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end, granular interfaces and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At AEBrain, we think we know how to evolve magnetically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with new user communities? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's true! A company that can leverage defiantly will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, B2C game plan for regulating new technologies? Think resource-constrained. Think plug-and-play. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower defiantly. The aptitude to incubate dynamically leads to the capacity to extend ultra-perfectly. AEBrain practically invented the term "models". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently envisioneer compelling C2C2C, customized R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without well-chosen user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become e-business. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack cyber-user-defined efficient, transparent versioning. We realize that it is better to brand globally than to architect vertically. We realize that if you transition wirelessly then you may also scale nano-nano-extensibly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Instantly? Think back-end. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable project management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? We invariably enable visionary, co-branded eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to optimize mega-efficiently. Without sufficient user interfaces, applications are forced to become scalable. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7.