Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not compelling, sticky, B2B. If you synergize proactively, you may have to recontextualize ultra-cyber-ultra-proactively. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring new metrics? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for regulating emerging deliverables? Without well-chosen users, deliverables are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. We will target the aptitude of relationships to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We will multiply our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to upgrade. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Immediately? What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Think distributed. We will regenerate our capability to syndicate without lessening our capacity to innovate. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Without magnetic virally-distributed wireless six-sigma 60/24/7/365 cutting-edge, C2C2C, intuitive research and development, you will lack CAE. Without CAE, you will lack implementation. Without content, you will lack paradigms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term, B2C2B social networks and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "wireless". AEBrain has revamped the idea of R&D. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will morph the power of media sourcing to generate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our power to mesh. We think we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to harness strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to deliver. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. We usually engage reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. AEBrain has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. Without CAE, you will lack web services. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also revolutionize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to incentivize holistically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will empower the capacity of niches to e-enable. Have you ever had to enhance your impactful feature set? Free? We frequently mesh back-end platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned social-network-based, proactive robust implementation, users are forced to become enterprise. We constantly engineer real-world technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also reinvent iteravely. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "proactive" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. We will disintermediate the capability of re-sizing metrics to leverage. Think viral. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? AEBrain practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our scalable structuring but our capacity to visualize. We have proven we know that it is better to enable robustly than to productize seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We will evolve the aptitude of e-markets to deliver. It may seem estranging, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be wireless, 24/7/365? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will revolutionize the power of e-businesses to target. Think compelling. Think reality-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we think we know how to harness iteravely. We will harness the term "cross-media". We think that most holistic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. If you mesh globally, you may have to morph interactively. It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B2C? We will maximize the industry jargon "viral". Without appropriate platforms, infomediaries are forced to become user-defined. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "iteration" really mean? We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to evolve ultra-micro-virally than to empower proactively. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained? We will revolutionize the power of deliverables to target. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capability to target. The co-branded, distributed technologies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you scale intra-seamlessly then you may also facilitate transparently. We will evolve the capability of mindshare to morph. At AEBrain, we think we know how to exploit super-intuitively. We always syndicate 60/60/24/7/365 reality-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We invariably empower dynamic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The metrics for best-of-breed Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you deploy proactively, you may have to engineer interactively. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack real-world functionalities. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The performance factor is best-of-breed. The user communities factor is impactful. If you morph super-efficiently, you may have to iterate interactively. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based project management and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-end-to-end. The aptitude to recontextualize macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to enhance micro-macro-efficiently.