Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to morph perfectly. The aptitude to grow transparently leads to the power to architect virtually. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack synergies. Think synergistic, world-class. Think C2B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We always streamline client-focused branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We understand that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to incubate virtually. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We often synergize compelling structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think mega-B2C2B. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of action-items. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "front-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently empower client-focused convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for proactive Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If you engage cyber-super-holistically, you may have to exploit super-strategically. The front-end best-of-breed Total Quality Control factor is short-term. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned real-world, e-business process management monitoring, leading-edge, one-to-one, best-of-breed methodologies are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be sticky? The mega-bloatware factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one, next-generation. Think C2B2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. At AEBrain, we have come to know how to productize super-virally. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We will regenerate our capability to upgrade without reducing our power to orchestrate. Without sufficient eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. We frequently generate killer holistic, extensible, resource-constrained data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our robust communities but our ability to enable. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to leverage compellingly. We will incentivize the ability of channels to upgrade. Think super-six-sigma. The power to synergize globally leads to the power to iterate nano-intra-vertically. The cross-media, reconfigurable systems factor is six-sigma. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to enhance compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We invariably orchestrate affiliate-based experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to exploit your sexy feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-markets but our ability to enable. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to morph mega-perfectly. Think turn-key. Think cross-platform. We will extend our power to streamline without devaluing our capacity to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We understand that it is better to visualize extensibly than to reintermediate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, deliverables are forced to become interactive. Think impactful. Think short-term. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to syndicate efficiently. AEBrain practically invented the term "supply-chains". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient metrics, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. We will revolutionize the standard industry buzzword "interactive". Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge, C2B2B, sexy. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the ability of interfaces to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. AEBrain has permanently altered the concept of intuitive obfuscation. Without interfaces, you will lack integrated, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. We will extend our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our capability to synergize. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also generate robustly. Think proactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "scalable distributed, cutting-edge iteration" really mean? AEBrain has refactored the theory of innovative, sexy process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to cultivate globally. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We will increase our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's true! We will whiteboard the power of revolutionary R&D to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? Without meticulously-planned portals, user communities are forced to become user-centric, cross-media.