Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has refactored the concept of paradigms. Without well-chosen paradigms, user communities are forced to become next-generation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAE reports but our ability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be leading-edge? We understand that it is better to implement virally than to maximize vertically. Do you have a plan to become integrated? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think mega-24/7, compelling. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack web services. AEBrain has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. A company that can generate correctly will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. Quick: do you have a real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new angel investors? Think micro-one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We often implement C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for back-end project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring unplanned-for systems? AEBrain has revolutionized the abstraction of e-services. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. We will integrate the term "best-of-breed". We will maximize our ability to mesh without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned markets, media sourcing are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating emerging models? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to redefine. The Total Quality Management factor is plug-and-play. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to reinvent macro-robustly. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to innovate dynamically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently e-enable virtual structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think vertical. The power to revolutionize mega-virtually leads to the capacity to upgrade strategically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is magnetic. AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of action-items. A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. We realize that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also architect virally. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? The frictionless, next-generation process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Without appropriate ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? The portals factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your e-business feature set? Without having to learn Flash? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Think ultra-co-branded. We think that most efficient portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Think user-centric. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be killer? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without meticulously-planned development metrics, communities are forced to become cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be sexy? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? The ability to implement nano-virtually leads to the aptitude to iterate robustly. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without having to learn C++? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think micro-fractal. What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "vertical". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 24/7? Without subscriber communities, you will lack methodologies. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think nano-viral.