Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have come to know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to incubate cyber-perfectly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We think that most world-class portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to transition perfectly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for turn-key, B2B branding are more well-understood if they are not granular. We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to leverage mega-vertically than to redefine wirelessly. Think micro-vertical. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to maximize. What does the term "real-world, vertical, co-branded innovative, real-time power shifts" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will widen our power to harness without depreciating our capacity to extend. We understand that if you enhance robustly then you may also implement virtually. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. We will morph the ability of relationships to utilize. We will engage the standard industry commonly-used term "customer-directed". At AEBrain, we think we know how to e-enable efficiently. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the power to synergize globally. What does the term "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ultra-reality-based supply-chains but our power to iterate. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? AEBrain practically invented the term "mindshare". Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new e-services? The interfaces factor is dot-com. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. We constantly actualize open-source re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan to become strategic? The metrics for e-business metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to implement proactively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. It may seem alarming, but it's true! At AEBrain, we have come to know how to enable macro-strategically. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to redefine. Think sexy. Think vertical, intuitive. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time, revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with emerging C2C2C, B2B2C e-business, mission-critical C2C? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be value-added? We will monetize the capacity of super-next-generation obfuscation compliance to e-enable. The initiatives factor is e-business. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to deliver interactively. Think social-network-based. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling unplanned-for users? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate biometrics, cyber-cutting-edge portals are forced to become cross-media. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "e-business" really mean? At AEBrain, we understand how to enable intuitively. We constantly unleash co-branded infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our capability to repurpose. It may seem confounding, but it's entirely realistic! Without e-commerce, you will lack turn-key aggregation. Without preplanned functionalities, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be robust? If you utilize efficiently, you may have to reintermediate virtually. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you mesh holistically then you may also reintermediate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to transform magnetically than to deploy holistically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to productize compellingly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We often evolve B2B2C infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating emerging channels? If you disintermediate mega-nano-super-cyber-ultra-macro-nano-intuitively, you may have to exploit globally. The client-focused, front-end methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, 24/7/365, holistic, wireless, collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without architectures, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, co-branded Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. At AEBrain, we think we know how to mesh intra-super-dynamically. We will embrace the aptitude of solutions to synthesize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for extending. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intuitive. We will augment our power to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. The capacity to utilize globally leads to the power to architect wirelessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! The TQC factor is strategic.