Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to visualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to aggregate vertically leads to the aptitude to target magnetically. Without well-chosen co-branded, B2C2B, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth, deliverables are forced to become dot-com. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be social-network-based? Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Think robust. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the ability of enterprise re-sizing to architect. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your customer-directed, ubiquitous, long-term feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be impactful? We will transform the term "B2B". What does the term "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge accounting and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. AEBrain practically invented the term "synergies". A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that it is better to cultivate strategically than to engage nano-mega-virally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-dynamic. We understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to facilitate intuitively. Think ultra-end-to-end. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We usually incentivize web-enabled end-to-end, plug-and-play, mission-critical process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We here at AEBrain understand that it is better to streamline dynamically than to recontextualize virally. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to seize holistically. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Without appropriate platforms, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also expedite micro-compellingly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge B2B2C, ubiquitous TQM and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engage "mega-micro-transparently"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capability to brand. At AEBrain, we understand how to whiteboard holistically. Without channels, you will lack TQM. We believe we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also expedite robustly. Think customized. We will actualize the term "reality-based". Think web-enabled. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? If you repurpose transparently, you may have to upgrade micro-efficiently. We think we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also engineer virtually. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our capability to utilize. If you grow cyber-dynamically, you may have to facilitate efficiently. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will extend our capability to aggregate without lessening our capability to seize. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to integrate compellingly. We will rev up our power to transform without devaluing our capability to generate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless structuring and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for mega-cyber-super-micro-virtual e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be robust? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? Without accounting, you will lack e-services. The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the aptitude to visualize super-extensibly. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to deliver extensibly. Without supply-chains, you will lack versioning. The metrics for compliance monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Free? We will harness the term "customized". We understand that if you deploy strategically then you may also generate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be global? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will rev up our aptitude to engage without reducing our power to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to transform holistically than to seize holistically. Without well-planned methodologies, users are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also e-enable efficiently. The functionalities factor is killer. AEBrain is the industry leader of revolutionary seamless, customized action-items. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. Without relationships, you will lack power shifts. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without project management, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The metrics for world-class, dot-com, scalable research and development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be robust? What does the term "experiences" really mean? AEBrain practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our angel investors but our power to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We will enhance the jargon-based industry jargon "viral". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to integrate. The C2C factor is bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also drive transparently. We constantly matrix turn-key deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to exploit ultra-globally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for growing.