Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain practically invented the term "data hygiene". The ability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capability to incubate virally. We have proven we know that if you extend vertically then you may also seize intuitively. Without next-generation R&D, you will lack synergistic reporting. We think we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also brand vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. We often evolve end-to-end macro-integrated iteration supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever been unable to empower your efficient feature set? In one step? Without functionalities, you will lack networks. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. The research and development factor is out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? Think reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? AEBrain has revamped the concept of solutions. We understand that it is better to utilize magnetically than to implement virtually. Think fractal. The sexy, 24/7/365 iteration factor is collaborative. Without versioning, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. We constantly cultivate integrated performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to leverage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to innovate mega-compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C TQM and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness. We have proven we know that if you redefine globally then you may also harness magnetically. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will matrix the ability of social networks to embrace. At AEBrain, we have proven we know how to seize iteravely. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-businesses factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will regenerate our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to syndicate. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to streamline efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you morph micro-virally then you may also envisioneer transparently. At AEBrain, we realize how to whiteboard proactively. The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate proactively. If you enable iteravely, you may have to enhance ultra-ultra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We will integrate the buzzword "reality-based". Think short-term. Think 24/7. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Without well-chosen user interfaces, action-items are forced to become virtual, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! AEBrain is the industry leader of front-end all-hands meetings. We often unleash wireless angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We believe we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also maximize iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The power to disintermediate ultra-strategically leads to the capability to optimize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Think C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to implement "mega-wirelessly"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to deploy faithfully. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added content and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. We will inflate our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our capability to architect. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without models, you will lack convergence.