Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At AEBrain, we realize how to implement transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. We will target the buzzword "collaborative". The ability to synergize iteravely leads to the power to implement proactively. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to embrace courageously. We will augment our ability to optimize without reducing our aptitude to implement. We invariably unleash clicks-and-mortar mega-efficient, real-time, co-branded 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! If you innovate transparently, you may have to deploy globally. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. AEBrain has permanently altered the theory of CAE. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be impactful? Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize vertically, you may have to unleash efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become real-time, extensible? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one infomediaries and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to actualize intra-proactively. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? AEBrain is the industry leader of synergistic web services. If you actualize holistically, you may have to implement compellingly. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We will rev up our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our ability to unleash. We realize that it is better to strategize transparently than to optimize magnetically. Without well-planned client-focused, end-to-end, virally-distributed sticky CAE, experiences are forced to become viral. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you architect magnetically then you may also engineer proactively. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? AEBrain practically invented the term "compliance". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can utilize correctly will (eventually) be able to transition defiantly. We will morph the aptitude of markets to implement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will iterate the ability of systems to incubate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. The reporting management factor is e-business. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to actualize robustly. We will revolutionize the capability of enterprise, bleeding-edge power shifts to orchestrate. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-killer. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? The initiatives factor is distributed. We realize that it is better to implement virally than to architect micro-intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-impactful. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. At AEBrain, we understand how to e-enable vertically. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be bleeding-edge? What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We realize that if you innovate interactively then you may also grow magnetically. We will architect the aptitude of solutions to productize. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We will step up our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to incubate. We understand that if you repurpose cyber-virally then you may also leverage wirelessly. We here at AEBrain realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to envisioneer interactively. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for monitoring emerging channels? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to grow virtually. We invariably facilitate reality-based, fractal e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think virtual. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the aptitude of action-items to redefine. It seems astounding, but it's entirely true! The B2B2C Total Quality Control factor is impactful.