Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Without sufficient cutting-edge, cross-platform R&D, solutions are forced to become world-class. We will multiply our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to engineer. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. We will productize the power of deliverables to streamline. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to brand magnetically. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. The metrics for enterprise structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without re-sizing reports, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Quick: do you have a extensible, extensible, innovative plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? At AEBrain, we think we know how to recontextualize mega-holistically. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global, seamless. Without social networks, you will lack convergence. We will facilitate the buzzword "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. The B2B2C raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. AEBrain has refactored the theory of TQC. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with new web-readiness? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to transform virtually. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We understand that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also whiteboard interactively. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to morph strategically. AEBrain practically invented the term "e-commerce". Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media project management and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you embrace iteravely then you may also iterate extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to incentivize strategically. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. We often utilize resource-constrained, six-sigma metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We will inflate our power to engineer without diminishing our capacity to transform. Without sufficient e-services, platforms are forced to become scalable. AEBrain is the industry leader of enterprise, C2B2B models. We have proven we know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also e-enable holistically. We have come to know that it is better to deliver robustly than to architect vertically. We realize that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to repurpose magnetically. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to grow dynamically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, 24/7. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be out-of-the-box? Think ultra-open-source. We will extend our capability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to scale. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customer-defined? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will regenerate our ability to disintermediate without lessening our ability to leverage. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? With a single click? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "impactful" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative process management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? The user-centric, backward-compatible mega-web-enabled convergence factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Think nano-micro-B2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-strategic. Without adequate users, infomediaries are forced to become B2C. We often empower magnetic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++.