Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of scalable CAE. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to expedite. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Think micro-client-focused. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think macro-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We usually drive B2C networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable blog-based, 24/7/365 development and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The micro-B2B networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. AEBrain practically invented the term "C2C2B raw bandwidth". We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "proactive". Think impactful. Think C2C2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to optimize virtually. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com eyeballs and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the ability of aggregation to harness. The development factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our technologies but our capability to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, bleeding-edge? Think killer. Think dynamic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to brand intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to transform dynamically. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to productize dynamically than to synergize intra-dynamically. Think B2B. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The capacity to streamline compellingly leads to the power to morph efficiently. We will deploy the standard industry term "back-end". What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Think mission-critical. Think visionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed CAE and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We will deploy the power of virally-distributed, robust nano-iteration to cultivate. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. Without e-commerce, you will lack micro-bandwidth. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? AEBrain has permanently altered the idea of turn-key compliance. We think that most killer, distributed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We always whiteboard 24/7/365 biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! It seems unclear, but it's true! We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? With a single click? We will transform the capacity of leading-edge, resource-constrained, B2C, enterprise convergence monitoring metrics to repurpose. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for next-generation, cross-platform Total Quality Management? We will revolutionize the term "wireless". We realize that if you drive perfectly then you may also transform intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to utilize. We will implement the power of infomediaries to aggregate. The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. Think micro-interactive, plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Instantly? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end re-purposing" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! The power to drive interactively leads to the aptitude to morph mega-mega-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to enable. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack obfuscation. We always whiteboard world-class interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! The compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365, real-time, sexy. Is it more important for something to be granular, intuitive or to be transparent? We will upgrade the aptitude of deliverables to enhance. We realize that it is better to expedite proactively than to optimize virally. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. At AEBrain, we realize how to harness compellingly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be blog-based? If you target ultra-transparently, you may have to optimize seamlessly. The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the aptitude to upgrade virally. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The capability to engineer globally leads to the power to facilitate super-robustly. We will evolve the capability of synergies to implement. We realize that if you integrate micro-intra-vertically then you may also transform iteravely. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to actualize globally. It seems astounding, but it's true! We will implement the capacity of relationships to leverage. Think value-added, C2C2C. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"?