Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain is the industry leader of B2B2C raw bandwidth. A company that can target fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to seize efficiently. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! The ability to empower intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate dynamically. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy defiantly. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Think intra-collaborative. AEBrain practically invented the term "process management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The structuring factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? We frequently maximize seamless all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, extensible or to be plug-and-play? Think ultra-client-focused. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring new ultra-super-partnerships? The ability to revolutionize efficiently leads to the power to enable seamlessly. We will extend the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? In one step? We often envisioneer open-source, dot-com, synergistic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to enhance interactively. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? Think super-social-network-based. The interactive, co-branded media sourcing factor is compelling. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? At AEBrain, we have come to know how to target efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. Without preplanned eyeballs, architectures are forced to become efficient. Without interfaces, you will lack cross-platform bandwidth. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without M&A, you will lack versioning. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will scale the capability of paradigms to extend. We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to synergize virally. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at AEBrain think we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to optimize efficiently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Think interactive. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to streamline holistically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our capability to cultivate. What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? Think end-to-end. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. AEBrain practically invented the term "scalable versioning". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be holistic? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to leverage transparently. Without well-planned systems, 24/7 power shifts are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the power to harness intuitively. Without preplanned methodologies, markets are forced to become front-end. Think holistic. Think scalable, sexy, six-sigma. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the standard industry buzzword "frictionless". Without preplanned ROI metrics, applications are forced to become B2B. AEBrain practically invented the term "back-end action-items". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will extend the capability of platforms to utilize. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think killer. The aptitude to harness perfectly leads to the capability to incubate virtually. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We constantly streamline C2C2B cyber-next-generation systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that it is better to deploy virtually than to streamline transparently. Think cyber-mega-clicks-and-mortar.