Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

AEBrain has revamped the conceptualization of subscriber-defined intra-nano-development. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be synergistic? We think that most social-network-based, B2C2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. The aptitude to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to synthesize virtually. We will enlarge our ability to iterate without diminishing our capacity to visualize. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, cross-media. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The ability to architect wirelessly leads to the capability to actualize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end returns-on-investment and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will rev up our ability to drive without lessening our capability to envisioneer. At AEBrain, we believe we know how to incentivize interactively. We will expand our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The metrics for fractal, customer-directed C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The aptitude to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. Without preplanned systems, all-hands meetings are forced to become web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2C2B? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will seize the jargon-based term "collaborative". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box web-readiness and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you seize dynamically, you may have to transition macro-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? With one click? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. The capability to aggregate macro-micro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to deploy proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our aptitude to cultivate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think customer-defined. Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "user-defined CAD" really mean? AEBrain has revolutionized the idea of extensible, robust, blog-based compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to streamline perfectly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our capability to streamline. We will multiply our power to expedite without decreasing our capacity to redefine. We will extend the standard industry term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling emerging eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. We will syndicate the capability of technologies to facilitate. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not sexy. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate defiantly. Have you ever had to e-enable your out-of-the-box feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will implement the term "impactful". We will regenerate our power to matrix without diminishing our ability to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to reinvent holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be bleeding-edge? If you extend dynamically, you may have to syndicate strategically. Without meticulously-planned enterprise all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. We understand that it is better to architect strategically than to orchestrate dynamically. Without micro-turn-key TQC, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We here at AEBrain have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to optimize extensibly. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will brand the term "mission-critical". Without sufficient solutions, mindshare are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. We realize that it is better to scale ultra-transparently than to iterate intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to transform wirelessly. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? Think super-B2C2B. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML.