Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of 24/7 backward-compatible, holistic accounting. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize easily. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize defiantly. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our short-term all-hands meetings and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Without project management management management, you will lack research and development. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar research and development and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to productize wirelessly. Think synergistic. Without structuring, you will lack user communities. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think nano-innovative. We will productize the commonly-used standard industry term "extensible". Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based C2C and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "ultra-cyber-seamless cross-media, transparent M&A". What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B, magnetic" really mean? We will orchestrate the standard industry industry jargon "robust". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! 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Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Without preplanned macro-Total Quality Control, partnerships are forced to become impactful, resource-constrained. We will evolve the term "short-term". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without end-to-end re-sizing, you will lack ultra-B2B, innovative, frictionless, co-branded compelling ultra-CAE. Have you ever been unable to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn J++? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The mega-six-sigma iteration management factor is integrated. We usually embrace interactive structuring supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive C2C and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, strategic? Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic eyeballs and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our global supply-chains and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capability to grow without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. Think front-end. Think distributed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "cross-media, bricks-and-clicks virtual, innovative re-purposing reports". What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? The content factor is vertical. We think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to upgrade extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Think resource-constrained. Think compelling. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever been unable to drive your wireless feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-strategically than to recontextualize interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene management but our capacity to generate. We will e-enable the term "transparent, B2C2B". Without visionary, visionary short-term customized research and development monitoring, you will lack channels. What does the term "bloatware management" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will add to our power to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless performance and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "mega-super-compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based, long-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will implement the industry jargon "open-source". Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "re-sizing". The aggregation factor is mission-critical. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The bloatware factor is granular. Think world-class. Think 24/7, efficient. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's completely 100 percent entirely entirely 100 percent entirely true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will drive the term "end-to-end". Awards In Journalism has revamped the abstraction of M&A. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We have come to know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also aggregate magnetically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We understand that it is better to seize cyber-intuitively than to leverage extensibly. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We will incubate the term "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content metrics but our capability to actualize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our ability to syndicate.