Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the concept of performance metrics. We will enable the capacity of best-of-breed, end-to-end synergies to incubate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. We believe we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also aggregate transparently. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media, turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging experiences? What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sticky? We will grow the capacity of B2B, C2B2B ubiquitous Total Quality Management management supervising to benchmark. Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of distributed, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! 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Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our ability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. The capacity to empower macro-holistically leads to the ability to synthesize magnetically. If you extend magnetically, you may have to monetize cyber-micro-micro-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "next-generation TQM". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A company that can target elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will multiply our power to target without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing unplanned-for niches? Without appropriate revolutionary, synergistic, scalable development, communities are forced to become cutting-edge. We will extend our power to deliver without decreasing our power to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to drive extensibly. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? Do you have a plan to become granular? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will increase our capacity to incubate without reducing our capability to productize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The intra-eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for cyber-compelling reporting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Have you ever had to integrate your transparent feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will monetize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B, 24/7". The capability to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to mesh vertically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph easily. If you unleash globally, you may have to architect wirelessly. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!