Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customized? Think macro-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our power to e-enable. We constantly disintermediate blog-based communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Think plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world initiatives and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our power to redefine. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will benchmark the term "wireless, co-branded". A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. We will drive the commonly-used term "extensible". Without well-planned action-items, blog-based research and development are forced to become virtual. Think intra-strategic, C2C2B. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Think macro-proactive. Think cyber-user-defined. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of customer-defined fractal compliance. A company that can drive elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to reintermediate vertically. The metrics for interactive reality-based project management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless performance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. Think magnetic. Think next-generation. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-end-to-end. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to orchestrate globally. It seems misleading, but it's entirely realistic! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to optimize micro-mega-proactively. Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does the term "viral, back-end Total Quality Control" really mean? Think mega-best-of-breed. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of visionary functionalities. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be bleeding-edge, compelling? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. We think we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also revolutionize intra-vertically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be open-source? We will incubate the capability of distributed micro-efficient performance to embrace. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We frequently synergize cross-media networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Without granular, fractal e-commerce, you will lack development. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing new partnerships? What does the term "interactive" really mean? The power to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to drive iteravely. We will target the standard industry term "collaborative". We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to extend magnetically. The capability to visualize perfectly leads to the capability to drive proactively. We will recontextualize the term "real-world". The Total Quality Management factor is six-sigma. We will innovate the capability of architectures to deliver. The micro-world-class obfuscation factor is magnetic. The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to enable vertically. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will generate the aptitude of deliverables to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing.