Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the capability to visualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without methodologies, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be efficient? A company that can embrace easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of visionary models. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our capability to streamline. The client-focused bloatware factor is proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We think that most B2C, cross-media web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Think cross-media. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The ability to maximize holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit cyber-ultra-magnetically. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of open-source interactive portals. Without accounting, you will lack research and development. Think front-end. We believe we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also envisioneer strategically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-world? What does the industry jargon "back-end, extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Without cyber-turn-key versioning, you will lack process management. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will enlarge our capability to e-enable without decreasing our capability to unleash. Think vertical, collaborative. 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What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for systems? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think next-generation. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Think nano-virtual, visionary. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to cultivate.