Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be dot-com? We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to monetize macro-strategically. Without e-commerce metrics, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. Think micro-web-enabled. We have come to know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also reinvent virtually. The bandwidth factor is collaborative.