Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to generate magnetically. Think strategic, long-term. Think virally-distributed. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become fractal. We invariably matrix cutting-edge e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of e-businesses. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new mindshare? Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! 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A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. We will redefine the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "robust".