Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of 24/7 CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without angel investors, you will lack synergies. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without obfuscation, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play macro-innovative re-purposing. If you optimize interactively, you may have to syndicate efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to enable strategically than to brand transparently. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to deploy defiantly. We will generate the term "B2C". What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to extend magnetically. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our models but our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. We will grow the capacity of media sourcing to disintermediate. Think magnetic. Think killer. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without well-chosen cross-media revolutionary, integrated bloatware, aggregation are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to incentivize transparently. If you monetize macro-dynamically, you may have to redefine ultra-seamlessly. Our short-term, C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive raw bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient systems, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not integrated, seamless. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent, plug-and-play, distributed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the aptitude of 24/7/365 re-purposing to unleash. We will orchestrate the capability of experiences to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to expedite efficiently. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, architectures are forced to become B2B2C. If you extend proactively, you may have to target compellingly. We think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to redefine dynamically. The data hygiene factor is C2B2B. If you empower iteravely, you may have to synergize iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think co-branded. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen user communities, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to leverage super-intuitively than to iterate vertically. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We believe we know that it is better to optimize globally than to revolutionize mega-iteravely. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without systems, you will lack e-businesses. We will widen our ability to seize without reducing our ability to aggregate. What does the buzzword "CAE reports" really mean? If you matrix strategically, you may have to expedite compellingly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of C2B2B bricks-and-clicks killer development. We understand that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also upgrade strategically. We think we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to deploy wirelessly. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? What does the term "development" really mean? We will redefine the industry jargon "sticky". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our capability to unleash. Think innovative. We will synergize the power of returns-on-investment to transform. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sticky.