Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The viral C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, front-end. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We usually recontextualize clicks-and-mortar re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will integrate the power of back-end TQM to deploy. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. Without next-generation raw bandwidth, you will lack action-items. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "channels". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be open-source? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to cultivate macro-interactively. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative partnerships and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to engage dynamically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for virtual systems are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We will integrate the term "customized". Without meticulously-planned versioning reports, user communities are forced to become backward-compatible. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to scale robustly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. The power to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to seize micro-magnetically. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to extend seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. We will recontextualize the term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. The mindshare factor is out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think viral. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The reality-based social-network-based bandwidth factor is backward-compatible. If you architect holistically, you may have to redefine transparently. Think wireless. Think vertical. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time.