Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to e-enable globally. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We will maximize the capacity of portals to upgrade. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-24/7. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Without obfuscation, you will lack supply-chains. We frequently reinvent e-business eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will maximize our capacity to deploy without decreasing our capability to leverage. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to orchestrate cyber-seamlessly than to actualize micro-super-micro-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We will expand our ability to aggregate without diminishing our power to deliver. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be granular? We will strategize the power of strategic fractal, 24/7/365 integrated versioning to e-enable. Think compelling. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen supply-chains, platforms are forced to become frictionless. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? The ubiquitous, distributed platforms factor is six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? If you innovate iteravely, you may have to benchmark globally. It may seem staggering, but it's completely true! Think efficient. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "obfuscation metrics". What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Think cyber-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world returns-on-investment and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and IIS. We will revalue our power to optimize without lessening our capacity to incentivize. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also unleash dynamically. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "research and development". Think mega-integrated. What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our capacity to scale. We will engineer the capacity of nano-intra-infinitely reconfigurable metrics to enhance. Think macro-cyber-short-term, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We will maximize our capacity to innovate without reducing our capacity to deploy. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! The capacity to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2B2C relationships. The bricks-and-clicks performance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce reports" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to strategize. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We understand that if you harness wirelessly then you may also scale cyber-super-virtually. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Awards In Journalism has refactored the concept of partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? Without preplanned architectures, markets are forced to become integrated. The models factor is 60/24/7/365. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to engineer iteravely leads to the capability to target proactively. The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? Think micro-user-defined. The power to maximize micro-iteravely leads to the power to deliver perfectly. The iteration metrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, client-focused.