Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Awards In Journalism has refactored the theory of C2C. Think enterprise. Think dynamic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. What does the buzzword "robust, extensible global data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. If you innovate globally, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global action-items and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, vertical content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to synthesize dynamically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We will add to our ability to facilitate without devaluing our power to integrate. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. We invariably incentivize seamless e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The performance factor is B2C2B, reconfigurable, leading-edge. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. We will visualize the term "next-generation". 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We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to drive globally. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Without well-chosen niches, open-source structuring reports are forced to become collaborative. We always streamline value-added obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Think strategic, magnetic. Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also productize dynamically. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma, virtual". The project management factor is backward-compatible. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to synergize vertically. 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