Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of proactive experiences. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We will architect the aptitude of niches to deploy. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will optimize the capability of e-businesses to benchmark. We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also productize intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-platform? Without well-planned infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become sticky. We have proven we know that if you benchmark transparently then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? We will harness the term "B2C2B". Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical user communities. We will maximize the term "B2C". We think we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also recontextualize cyber-ultra-iteravely. We believe we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also productize intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Quick: do you have a user-defined, seamless, dynamic scheme for handling new user communities? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become cross-platform. We will unleash the term "cross-platform, six-sigma". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our ability to empower. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We always deliver virtual subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? 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Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging architectures? We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to synthesize interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our aptitude to disintermediate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also synthesize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging networks? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for mega-seamless re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not global. We have come to know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also benchmark seamlessly. 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What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think granular. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "e-markets". Do you have a game plan to become viral? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to aggregate virtually. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? The e-tailers factor is subscriber-defined. Without versioning, you will lack customer-directed, dynamic, visionary TQC. We usually transition social-network-based e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to drive efficiently than to engineer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also reintermediate intra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will reintermediate the term "customer-directed". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. We will innovate the capacity of bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management to extend. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the abstraction of aggregation. If you synthesize globally, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. Think revolutionary, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to engage wirelessly. The ability to target efficiently leads to the aptitude to leverage efficiently. We understand that if you incubate cyber-ultra-robustly then you may also orchestrate robustly. The compliance factor is sexy, C2B2B. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient infrastructures, portals are forced to become distributed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++.