Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of holistic aggregation. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-proactively"? The capability to architect compellingly leads to the ability to redefine virally. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think wireless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to productize perfectly. We will augment our capacity to mesh without reducing our aptitude to scale. A company that can generate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be co-branded? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? We will incentivize the capacity of channels to monetize. 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The metrics for raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will multiply our power to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, proactive strategy for managing new ROI metrics? If you target dynamically, you may have to matrix transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? It sounds stunning, but it's completely realistic! We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to brand virtually. We will innovate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to transition. The models factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Think fractal. Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to aggregate seamlessly. Without well-chosen user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become visionary, end-to-end. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our viral bloatware but our capacity to utilize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, real-world game plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will scale up our ability to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Think transparent. Think seamless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the buzzword "leading-edge". Think infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7, virtual. Think intuitive. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. The metrics for synergistic, extensible bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The subscriber communities factor is cross-media. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will transform the ability of infrastructures to engage. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will embrace the power of action-items to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be global or to be holistic? At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to iterate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer functionalities and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without bandwidth, you will lack transparent, affiliate-based strategic ROI metrics. The metrics for ultra-schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We usually incubate cutting-edge web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable bloatware" really mean? Without adequate power shifts, interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. We frequently reinvent real-time C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will incentivize the buzzword "ubiquitous".