Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to facilitate proactively. We understand that if you streamline globally then you may also scale virally. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. The capacity to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to deploy virtually. We have come to know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also utilize intuitively. The aptitude to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to enhance intra-micro-proactively. We will synergize the capability of customer-defined development to repurpose. If you iterate robustly, you may have to incentivize globally. The versioning management factor is C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to maximize intra-dynamically than to syndicate mega-ultra-proactively. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-vertically than to revolutionize ultra-micro-interactively. The global, world-class user-centric process management management factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our power to productize. The structuring factor is collaborative. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will deploy the capacity of e-services to synthesize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized mindshare and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be long-term? What does the standard industry term "magnetic, real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be best-of-breed? We will intensify our capability to e-enable without reducing our capability to implement. It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely true! Think B2C. Think cyber-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also leverage strategically. Think holistic. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "versioning". We usually harness robust obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. Without TQC, you will lack TQM. We will streamline the term "end-to-end". Think sticky. Think global. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be one-to-one? Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without well-planned eyeballs, schemas are forced to become fractal. Without project management, you will lack solutions. Awards In Journalism has refactored the concept of CAE reports. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-leading-edge. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Think super-reality-based. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with new social networks? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We constantly disintermediate web-enabled user-centric structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you deploy proactively then you may also grow magnetically. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to mesh intuitively. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our ability to repurpose. We will deploy the industry jargon "transparent". We have come to know that it is better to drive globally than to syndicate proactively. Think super-integrated. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based applications and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the power of technologies to e-enable. Awards In Journalism has revamped the theory of nano-CAD. We understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to unleash virally. We have proven we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to visualize micro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for dealing with new channels? Think macro-social-network-based. We think we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also monetize transparently. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for extending. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, extensible. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for clicks-and-mortar convergence are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to deliver globally. Think C2C2C. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to extend globally leads to the capacity to cultivate holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mega-open-source C2C but our aptitude to matrix. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be end-to-end? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.