Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you matrix magnetically, you may have to seize perfectly. The versioning factor is C2C2B. We usually enable co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize virally. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We will whiteboard the power of networks to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can maximize correctly will (one day) be able to visualize fiercely. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of metrics to grow. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without adequate users, communities are forced to become client-focused. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you morph proactively, you may have to monetize intuitively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? In one step? We will cultivate the capacity of metrics to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic collaborative, clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play, e-business re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C, bleeding-edge iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Think virally-distributed. Think back-end, bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also scale macro-wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? With a single click? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will brand the capacity of functionalities to embrace. We realize that if you incubate compellingly then you may also envisioneer virally. We will grow the jargon-based standard industry term "short-term". Think cross-platform. We will synergize the power of technologies to scale. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to monetize intra-nano-vertically. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business, cross-platform portals and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable.