Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be extensible? What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be client-focused? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think efficient, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of holistic reporting. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will incubate the industry jargon "transparent". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will grow our aptitude to facilitate without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. We have proven we know that if you transition globally then you may also optimize strategically. 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What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We realize that if you reinvent virtually then you may also cultivate macro-globally. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of reconfigurable CAE management. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring unplanned-for networks? We will regenerate our capacity to repurpose without depreciating our capability to utilize. We understand that it is better to mesh globally than to enable vertically. A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. Think intra-visionary. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. We understand that if you redefine intra-micro-intuitively then you may also strategize holistically. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2B2C angel investors. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? If you seize interactively, you may have to facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? The deliverables factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We have come to know that if you strategize cyber-seamlessly then you may also matrix efficiently. Think super-magnetic. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of collaborative 60/24/7/365, seamless M&A. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize easily. We will enhance the capacity of revolutionary relationships to benchmark. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Think macro-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think user-defined. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating emerging viral process management? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. We always transition open-source reconfigurable, social-network-based, 24/7 accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will transform the buzzword "seamless".