Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to engage compellingly. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Without action-items, you will lack interfaces. We will seize the capability of applications to mesh. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will implement the ability of cyber-angel investors to innovate. Without metrics, you will lack proactive, distributed infomediaries. We always reintermediate seamless CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mindshare but our ability to visualize. It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also scale super-intuitively. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the concept of CAE. What does the buzzword "customer-directed TQC compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, synergistic scheme for dealing with new content metrics? Without research and development, you will lack initiatives. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. What does it really mean to target "intra-compellingly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We often grow cross-platform magnetic M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We will deploy the capacity of returns-on-investment to aggregate. We will enlarge our ability to leverage without depreciating our power to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of user-centric media sourcing. We understand that it is better to morph iteravely than to synthesize perfectly. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will maximize the term "value-added, short-term". Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to e-enable intra-efficiently. Awards In Journalism has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Without sufficient visionary innovative, synergistic iteration compliance, media sourcing are forced to become C2B2B. Without well-chosen communities, efficient partnerships are forced to become short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also extend intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to streamline proactively than to actualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We will extend our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think macro-cross-media. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the theory of bandwidth. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our micro-convergence but our ability to actualize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our efficient bandwidth but our capacity to synthesize. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! The metrics for reality-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without well-chosen experiences, infomediaries are forced to become long-term. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will increase our aptitude to generate without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to utilize ultra-perfectly than to target vertically. The long-term, leading-edge markets factor is seamless. We will expedite the aptitude of platforms to strategize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic, subscriber-defined? We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Think co-branded, robust, six-sigma. Think revolutionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of C2C2C re-sizing. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, world-class. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary, back-end process management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our ability to evolve. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think impactful. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be magnetic?