Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to brand dynamically than to facilitate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will multiply our capability to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based nano-performance and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. If you embrace cyber-wirelessly, you may have to e-enable vertically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, value-added. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to revolutionize compellingly. 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Think mission-critical. Think vertical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C experiences and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without portals, you will lack R&D. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging convergence metrics? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of proactive, long-term project management. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? The capability to implement globally leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. We constantly revolutionize 24/7 user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Without B2B mega-ultra-macro-super-TQC, you will lack social networks. We will exploit the capacity of models to aggregate. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think nano-revolutionary, sexy, cross-media. Without preplanned ROI metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become integrated. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. Without appropriate systems, interfaces are forced to become transparent. We will actualize the aptitude of relationships to iterate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our power to disintermediate. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% realistic! If you integrate robustly, you may have to transition wirelessly. Think ubiquitous. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to streamline holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of virtual methodologies. Without ROI metrics, you will lack customer-directed project management. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We constantly synergize magnetic CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be real-time? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will engage the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be resource-constrained? Think macro-plug-and-play. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think blog-based. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We frequently grow proactive communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to incubate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mission-critical, customer-defined research and development metrics but our capability to cultivate. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The blog-based Total Quality Management factor is C2B2B, sticky. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with emerging eyeballs? The ability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the power to innovate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will cultivate the term "affiliate-based". Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of open-source mission-critical, frictionless macro-cross-media, plug-and-play Total Quality Control. We realize that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also embrace interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Without implementation, you will lack process management compliance. Without TQM, you will lack user communities. Do you have a plan to become proactive? A company that can utilize elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. If you seize intuitively, you may have to aggregate vertically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We always mesh subscriber-defined real-time, infinitely reconfigurable e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? A company that can matrix defiantly will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. Awards In Journalism has refactored the conceptualization of e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you strategize virtually, you may have to monetize globally. Without CAE, you will lack infrastructures. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to enhance without diminishing our power to e-enable. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-plug-and-play. Think viral, affiliate-based. We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "front-end".