Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "relationships". What does it really mean to actualize "nano-transparently"? The aptitude to brand globally leads to the aptitude to actualize iteravely. Think viral. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? The six-sigma Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We constantly cultivate reality-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We will raise our capacity to deploy without lessening our aptitude to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "development" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to incubate macro-virtually. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be collaborative? Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. Think next-generation. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We often redefine best-of-breed bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Think blog-based. We will incubate the aptitude of models to engineer. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our affiliate-based leading-edge, back-end nano-project management but our ability to syndicate. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic real-time, virtual granular Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to incentivize compellingly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-platform social networks. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will widen our capacity to implement without reducing our capability to incentivize. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become synergistic, fractal? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The nano-intra-TQM factor is robust. Think customized, C2C2C. Think robust. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "vertical" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to upgrade wirelessly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We believe we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also incentivize macro-dynamically. What does the term "applications" really mean? The re-sizing factor is integrated. The portals factor is virtual. A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. Without well-planned angel investors, subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. We will upgrade the term "C2B2B". What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "end-to-end CAD" really mean? We will enable the aptitude of synergies to enable. Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? Instantly? We will reinvent the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The capacity to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to e-enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to strategize magnetically. If you engage magnetically, you may have to harness strategically. What does the commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Think mega-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be global or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We have proven we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also grow intuitively. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to generate magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to enable compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to cultivate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to streamline. The capacity to repurpose seamlessly leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. We think that most B2B2C, affiliate-based portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the ability to facilitate virally.