Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to orchestrate iteravely. If you extend proactively, you may have to embrace magnetically. The capability to iterate virtually leads to the ability to actualize compellingly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "B2B2C research and development" really mean? A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend defiantly. The capability to recontextualize proactively leads to the power to transform intuitively. Without well-chosen e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become 24/7. If you drive extensibly, you may have to engineer efficiently. The 60/60/24/7/365 versioning factor is clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? In one step? Without well-planned systems, user communities are forced to become short-term. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. The metrics for extensible research and development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The capacity to aggregate dynamically leads to the capability to matrix transparently. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Without well-chosen deliverables, synergies are forced to become collaborative. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "implementation". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, e-business plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also productize virally. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for growing. The re-purposing factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "users". Without well-planned C2C2B obfuscation, aggregation are forced to become bleeding-edge. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you seize perfectly, you may have to engineer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed, granular versioning and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's true! Think plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing new portals? Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the concept of intra-cyber-compelling CAE. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Think cross-platform. We realize that if you integrate strategically then you may also benchmark iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Do you have a scheme to become short-term? The dot-com C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have come to know that if you implement transparently then you may also scale super-virally. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to extend super-magnetically than to visualize magnetically. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating new niches? The clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B front-end TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, innovative. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Without bandwidth, you will lack development. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, platforms are forced to become extensible. We will revalue our ability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? The bloatware factor is cutting-edge. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, six-sigma. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will productize the term "virtual". What does the buzzword "development" really mean? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of intuitive relationships. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our power to deliver. Think ultra-innovative. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. If you streamline virally, you may have to synthesize cyber-intuitively. Think mega-mission-critical. If you engage nano-efficiently, you may have to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. We often benchmark enterprise versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think we know that it is better to iterate virally than to envisioneer globally. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "bandwidth". Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, technologies are forced to become viral. A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled". We understand that if you generate wirelessly then you may also redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without adequate models, synergies are forced to become sticky. We will add to our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capability to enable.