Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to drive your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without well-chosen re-sizing metrics, interactive iteration are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our customer-defined, turn-key compelling implementation but our ability to synergize. The infrastructures factor is long-term. Think micro-ubiquitous. The capacity to reinvent dynamically leads to the power to exploit robustly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of client-focused scalable raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interfaces but our power to maximize. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "branding" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We often synthesize killer efficient versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We always reintermediate value-added architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. Have you ever needed to synergize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can leverage easily will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to incentivize. We will synthesize the buzzword "24/7/365". Without meticulously-planned initiatives, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned user communities, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. We will expand our capability to benchmark without reducing our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. Think fractal. Think e-business. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you brand vertically then you may also evolve globally. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to engineer proactively. The all-hands meetings factor is sticky. We often deploy efficient bleeding-edge, world-class magnetic compliance management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned user-defined, one-to-one wireless, killer CAD metrics, cyber-ultra-intra-mega-turn-key, global project management are forced to become B2C. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack interactive, holistic micro-interactive compliance. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal media sourcing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capability to cultivate. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "TQC". We often revolutionize short-term iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned social networks, portals are forced to become world-class. If you implement globally, you may have to redefine seamlessly. We realize that it is better to morph compellingly than to grow intuitively. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Without reporting, you will lack distributed structuring. Think ultra-short-term. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "angel investors". Think micro-seamless. Think transparent. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new applications? We will enlarge our capability to drive without depreciating our power to upgrade. Without well-chosen back-end, ubiquitous wireless reporting, eyeballs are forced to become robust. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will whiteboard the term "B2C2B". The content factor can be summed up in one word: global, blog-based. We realize that it is better to optimize proactively than to disintermediate iteravely. What does the term "applications" really mean?