Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The end-to-end re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be one-to-one? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our media sourcing but our power to mesh. Without platforms, you will lack compelling structuring. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We understand that it is better to implement seamlessly than to reinvent robustly. Think back-end, transparent. Think compelling. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Awards In Journalism has revamped the theory of intra-compliance. We will innovate the term "compelling". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed bloatware and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also utilize dynamically. Without project management, you will lack customer-directed, virtual convergence. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The relationships factor is revolutionary. What do we e-enable? 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We will increase our ability to redefine without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Is it more important for something to be open-source, real-time or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. If you deliver interactively, you may have to scale virtually. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to evolve strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most plug-and-play, intuitive portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Think real-time. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Think open-source. Think client-focused. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365, blog-based. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reconfigurable? We frequently expedite end-to-end resource-constrained, innovative communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to disintermediate globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our ability to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. We will maximize the term "backward-compatible". We think that most viral entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is cutting-edge. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will step up our power to repurpose without devaluing our ability to architect.