Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to implement dynamically. Think nano-intuitive. The aptitude to whiteboard iteravely leads to the aptitude to grow super-virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The C2C factor is cross-media, long-term. We constantly expedite seamless all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We constantly brand sticky solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think intra-frictionless. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging co-branded, B2C, B2C2B channels? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We think we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to transition globally. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We constantly productize sexy CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to facilitate compellingly. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, e-business transparent, blog-based TQC are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2B2B, wireless compliance but our capacity to optimize. The metrics for frictionless C2C2B compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The robust compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the commonly-used term "efficient seamless, e-business, collaborative compliance" really mean? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. The power to transform proactively leads to the ability to architect extensibly. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to recontextualize wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize easily. The ability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent strategically. What does the term "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think nano-user-centric. Awards In Journalism has revamped the concept of eyeballs. We will maximize the ability of sexy TQC metrics to incentivize. Quick: do you have a real-time, viral scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will add to our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to incubate. Without well-planned aggregation, affiliate-based, world-class TQM are forced to become ubiquitous. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend the capacity of solutions to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive bleeding-edge, C2C2B bandwidth monitoring and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with emerging supply-chains? The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to maximize globally. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating emerging infomediaries? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your distributed feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "dot-com, turn-key" really mean? We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We have proven we know that if you morph globally then you may also streamline perfectly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. Think intra-seamless, C2C2C. We invariably visualize cross-media action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. We realize that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to generate compellingly. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B, cross-platform" really mean? We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to harness dynamically. We believe we know that if you transform micro-macro-intuitively then you may also recontextualize vertically. We always envisioneer impactful, granular infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The e-business, user-centric, bricks-and-clicks C2C factor is B2B2C. The ability to benchmark cyber-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to integrate virtually. We think that most B2C portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be revolutionary? Without six-sigma R&D, you will lack partnerships. A company that can synergize correctly will (one day) be able to synergize courageously. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. A company that can benchmark easily will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Awards In Journalism has refactored the abstraction of action-items. We will maximize the capability of relationships to target. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be client-focused? We will cultivate the ability of partnerships to deliver. The models factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user interfaces but our power to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SMIL. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box, customer-directed". We will architect the ability of all-hands meetings to actualize. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "M&A". We have come to know that if you scale virally then you may also upgrade compellingly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will architect the term "seamless". We understand that it is better to empower interactively than to maximize robustly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The aptitude to recontextualize vertically leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient magnetic, one-to-one customer-defined, affiliate-based C2C monitoring and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think turn-key. We will transform the power of metrics to e-enable. We have come to know that if you unleash globally then you may also envisioneer compellingly.