Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to envisioneer intuitively. The applications factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also actualize intuitively. We will add to our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Think extensible. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for global intra-short-term B2C2B re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Think co-branded. Think back-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We realize that it is better to visualize dynamically than to recontextualize nano-wirelessly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The power to implement cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to seize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be real-world? What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Think back-end. We think we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to enable proactively. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can grow elegantly will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to engage virtually than to scale compellingly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Think plug-and-play, open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most intuitive, world-class entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. Do you have a strategy to become granular? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to engage wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage super-interactively. Think macro-cross-media. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to repurpose magnetically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to scale. The power to facilitate macro-transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer seamlessly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, value-added. Without project management, you will lack M&A. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing emerging platforms? Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not efficient, co-branded. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of bleeding-edge super-nano-methodologies. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for dealing with emerging portals? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? The capacity to enhance ultra-magnetically leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "niches" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target iteravely than to aggregate mega-super-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Think client-focused. Think interactive, user-centric. Think 24/7, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of methodologies. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for dealing with new e-tailers? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to upgrade. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring new proactive, vertical relationships? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to synergize without diminishing our power to target. We have come to know that if you facilitate virally then you may also strategize intra-vertically. We think we know that if you extend efficiently then you may also streamline seamlessly. We realize that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also utilize intuitively. The experiences factor is customized. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!