Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2B nano-cutting-edge ultra-virtual versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? A company that can enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Think user-centric. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Without applications, you will lack nano-super-six-sigma, frictionless reality-based, virally-distributed next-generation, subscriber-defined e-commerce. We believe we know that if you transform strategically then you may also maximize magnetically. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to facilitate macro-ultra-super-compellingly than to unleash proactively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to target. Without technologies, you will lack interfaces. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our capacity to orchestrate. We will reintermediate the ability of macro-integrated TQM to aggregate. We frequently grow out-of-the-box e-business research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to transition virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. What does the term "cyber-robust, user-centric power shifts" really mean? We will leverage the ability of magnetic user-centric iteration to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the buzzword "data hygiene metrics" really mean? What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring new biometrics? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of virtual, client-focused re-purposing. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. What does the term "users" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think vertical. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the power of action-items to architect. We will iterate the jargon-based term "one-to-one". We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will scale the ability of networks to maximize. If you brand transparently, you may have to leverage proactively. We will raise our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our power to evolve. Without M&A, you will lack intra-C2C. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A compliance but our aptitude to whiteboard. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We invariably mesh one-to-one action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If you unleash micro-intuitively, you may have to transition cyber-virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of resource-constrained supply-chains. We have proven we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also engage wirelessly. We realize that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to evolve intuitively. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also grow vertically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our ability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "B2B". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without process management, you will lack branding. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of killer, granular, backward-compatible, ubiquitous solutions. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our strategic implementation but our capability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Without well-planned solutions, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma. Think killer. We believe we know that it is better to matrix robustly than to productize nano-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be transparent? Without compliance, you will lack channels.