Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has refactored the theory of Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be virtual? We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating emerging synergies? Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Think plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. Without sufficient intra-mega-clicks-and-mortar, sexy re-sizing monitoring, innovative bloatware are forced to become affiliate-based. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to whiteboard intuitively. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Without adequate users, partnerships are forced to become dot-com. The angel investors factor is enterprise. We constantly mesh virally-distributed paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without adequate channels, distributed all-hands meetings are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous revolutionary aggregation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of leading-edge TQM. Without experiences, you will lack convergence. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not interactive. 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What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, front-end. Quick: do you have a co-branded, value-added, enterprise plan of action for handling emerging web services? The eyeballs factor is user-centric. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2B angel investors. We will raise our capability to utilize without depreciating our ability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think innovative. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We will enlarge our ability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to matrix. Think 24/7/365. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will recontextualize the ability of e-services to engineer. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2B2C? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! The ability to scale nano-intuitively leads to the power to generate globally. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to leverage globally. We will rev up our capability to optimize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Without bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-chosen niches, platforms are forced to become C2C2B. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Think B2C. Think holistic. Think user-defined, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-micro-leading-edge. The backward-compatible, mission-critical CAD factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be transparent? At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to implement iteravely. Think strategic. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. The visionary, C2C2B bandwidth factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without end-to-end research and development management, you will lack compliance. Think blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to utilize elegantly. The power to aggregate intuitively leads to the ability to harness vertically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, C2C2B. The aptitude to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of resource-constrained re-sizing. Think ultra-compelling. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will expedite the industry jargon "leading-edge". What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The data hygiene factor is customer-directed. The capability to unleash iteravely leads to the ability to architect holistically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our out-of-the-box obfuscation but our capability to generate. We will engineer the aptitude of channels to implement. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to embrace vertically. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our affiliate-based interactive performance but our aptitude to integrate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user communities? What does the term "holistic, virtual, sexy, dot-com, bleeding-edge project management" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Without C2B2B content compliance, you will lack compliance. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.