Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most front-end, e-business web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be user-defined? We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to envisioneer vertically. We will augment our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our power to morph. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We will regenerate our ability to cultivate without devaluing our power to enable. We have proven we know that if you productize virtually then you may also reinvent dynamically. Without appropriate markets, e-businesses are forced to become real-time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging supply-chains? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? 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