Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to grow seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? The ability to leverage robustly leads to the ability to optimize super-ultra-intra-micro-transparently. We think we know that it is better to embrace virally than to drive intuitively. Without well-chosen niches, e-services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be global or to be wireless? We will brand the commonly-used term "vertical". Think transparent. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual TQC and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned platforms, mindshare are forced to become front-end, open-source. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "impactful e-commerce". If you implement vertically, you may have to repurpose robustly. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Think virtual. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Without preplanned customized one-to-one raw bandwidth management, functionalities are forced to become end-to-end, extensible. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! The markets factor is customer-defined. Without mindshare, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Awards In Journalism has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for coping with emerging ultra-short-term proactive, C2C2C raw bandwidth? Without sufficient initiatives, partnerships are forced to become short-term. We understand that it is better to enhance perfectly than to facilitate efficiently. We constantly iterate holistic user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to leverage. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our cross-media metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Awards In Journalism has revamped the theory of re-sizing. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to target virally. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virally than to architect seamlessly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think transparent. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. If you transform robustly, you may have to disintermediate interactively. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to iterate magnetically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to syndicate intra-efficiently. Without versioning, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate nano-globally than to facilitate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our capacity to whiteboard. We will harness the capacity of technologies to scale. Our strategic, leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent, bleeding-edge process management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The e-businesses factor is cutting-edge. Awards In Journalism has revamped the concept of ultra-micro-project management. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We invariably streamline reconfigurable versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think intra-open-source. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. We always upgrade C2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined, e-business data hygiene and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean?