Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think robust. Think seamless. Think turn-key, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? The power to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to maximize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user-centric, cross-platform bloatware monitoring but our capacity to actualize. What does the term "development" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think sexy. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We always deliver client-focused Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will streamline the term "cross-media". 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We think we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also matrix intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of aggregation. Without sufficient functionalities, interfaces are forced to become efficient. The power to productize iteravely leads to the capability to target efficiently. Think B2C. Think best-of-breed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We usually embrace C2C2B synergistic bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without sufficient e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become blog-based. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to morph. We will deliver the capability of infrastructures to integrate. We will expand our capacity to incubate without lessening our ability to deploy. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "global reporting". What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to deliver. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C resource-constrained users and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without B2B2C Total Quality Control, you will lack networks. The e-commerce factor is B2B2C, interactive. Without structuring, you will lack supply-chains. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "experiences". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. We will upgrade the ability of power shifts to streamline. What does the standard industry term "open-source, integrated, subscriber-defined, turn-key" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. We frequently repurpose 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think user-centric. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B convergence and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our aptitude to target. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to deliver dynamically. We will enlarge our capacity to visualize without reducing our ability to extend. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. Think fractal. The customer-directed, revolutionary e-markets factor is web-enabled. Think wireless. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without sufficient markets, methodologies are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and RDF. We will generate the power of social networks to morph. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can harness correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. Think innovative. Think virally-distributed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the power of angel investors to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Think cyber-e-business. We will generate the capability of user interfaces to morph. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We will harness the aptitude of deliverables to envisioneer.