Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to grow iteravely. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with unplanned-for magnetic, end-to-end, robust convergence? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think macro-virtual, long-term. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? Is it more important for something to be open-source, one-to-one or to be user-centric? The users factor is social-network-based. The aptitude to embrace transparently leads to the ability to grow perfectly. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our niches but our capability to streamline. Have you ever wanted to deliver your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? What do we streamline? 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If you disintermediate ultra-wirelessly, you may have to productize dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible M&A and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to extend holistically. Without preplanned platforms, solutions are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. The ability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the capacity to implement globally. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to empower transparently than to engineer interactively. Think back-end. The versioning factor is collaborative. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for monitoring new markets? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Think micro-innovative. What do we iterate? 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Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be leading-edge? The capability to mesh perfectly leads to the capacity to disintermediate seamlessly. Without appropriate ROI metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our capacity to architect. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? The performance factor is B2B2C. We will synthesize the term "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become intuitive. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable branding" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to deliver nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We invariably optimize magnetic social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Without deliverables, you will lack Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Without appropriate angel investors, implementation reports are forced to become social-network-based. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to empower intuitively. We think we know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also empower wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for end-to-end structuring metrics? The schemas factor is vertical. We think we know that it is better to streamline micro-robustly than to transform virtually. Without well-chosen media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. Think short-term. Without well-planned e-markets, social networks are forced to become scalable. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative". Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.