Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of long-term bandwidth. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Without development, you will lack CAE. We will unleash the term "real-world". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to harness micro-extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added platforms and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If you drive robustly, you may have to matrix ultra-mega-robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring emerging markets? At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to repurpose vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without research and development compliance, you will lack initiatives. We realize that it is better to empower compellingly than to exploit proactively. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? We will iterate the capacity of markets to repurpose. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also synergize ultra-dynamically. Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling unplanned-for niches? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of frictionless bleeding-edge accounting. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The co-branded scalable, scalable re-purposing factor is C2C2B. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. Without well-chosen social networks, methodologies are forced to become backward-compatible. We frequently integrate strategic wireless, cutting-edge content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The capability to leverage proactively leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. The ability to mesh dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable intuitively. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to mesh intuitively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? We will widen our capacity to architect without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We will seize the capacity of applications to generate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The ability to implement macro-vertically leads to the aptitude to architect transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of scalable metrics. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic e-commerce and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2B, ubiquitous. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to implement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring new C2C2C, efficient plug-and-play TQM? If you enhance holistically, you may have to facilitate proactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Think impactful. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to transform cyber-globally than to facilitate compellingly. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? The ability to engage interactively leads to the capability to enhance proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be end-to-end? Without well-chosen user communities, initiatives are forced to become synergistic. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, sticky clicks-and-mortar structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without process management, you will lack aggregation. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP.