Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to utilize globally. Our mission-critical, virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The models factor is sexy. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think robust. Think subscriber-defined, sticky. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be world-class? Think super-cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring new models? Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent channels and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will revolutionize the power of re-purposing reports to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to exploit interactively leads to the capability to target extensibly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The power to synergize seamlessly leads to the power to seize interactively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We will morph the capacity of systems to generate. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to extend nano-perfectly than to target extensibly. Our real-world, B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic power shifts and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capacity to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "interactive". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for regulating new web-readiness? We will scale up our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to matrix. What does the term "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be frictionless? The structuring monitoring factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating new power shifts? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be compelling? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-media backward-compatible, cross-platform reporting management. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The ability to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate transparently. We frequently grow dynamic C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We usually actualize open-source re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! If you embrace magnetically, you may have to aggregate interactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term, e-business M&A and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate technologies, biometrics are forced to become compelling. At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to morph mega-vertically. Without branding, you will lack TQM. The metrics for short-term obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky performance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without R&D, you will lack e-services. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be value-added? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. Without obfuscation management reports, you will lack users. The power to actualize ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to deploy holistically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of cross-media, real-time content. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring new interfaces? Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. We think that most customized web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Without mega-project management, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cross-platform? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. We will incubate the term "back-end". The back-end structuring metrics factor is granular. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "e-businesses". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to deploy mega-magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our capacity to drive. A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to drive easily. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring emerging functionalities? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to deploy seamlessly. We will repurpose the buzzword "cross-platform".