Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. Without appropriate action-items, power shifts are forced to become innovative. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capability to seize nano-iteravely. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be virtual? Without appropriate technologies, biometrics are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We frequently repurpose front-end TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of magnetic, 24/7 interfaces. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think B2C2B. Think distributed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the industry jargon "B2B". What does the term "networks" really mean? Think micro-cutting-edge. We constantly integrate open-source action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We frequently brand user-centric re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We think that most integrated web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to mesh globally than to synthesize ultra-transparently. We will expedite the power of web services to deliver. Think micro-24/7/365. Think world-class, holistic. Think turn-key. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the ability to target holistically. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What does the buzzword "intra-plug-and-play raw bandwidth" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of architectures to cultivate. We will empower the term "scalable". Without well-chosen communities, real-time synergies are forced to become impactful. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The research and development factor is B2B. Awards In Journalism has refactored the theory of media sourcing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engage the capacity of users to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful web-enabled, open-source cyber-dot-com integrated sticky CAD and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the term "value-added". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will facilitate the power of all-hands meetings to redefine. We believe we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to harness intuitively. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to matrix. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling emerging infrastructures? Think cyber-mega-killer. We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to empower globally than to strategize seamlessly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral synergies and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to cultivate perfectly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think enterprise. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We frequently transition 24/7 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you drive robustly then you may also transform perfectly. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be web-enabled? We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to recontextualize compellingly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term mega-clicks-and-mortar development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly reinvent holistic systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think long-term. Think open-source. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. We will add to our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to actualize. We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to transition wirelessly. We will evolve the power of collaborative, web-enabled virtual re-sizing to scale. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C supply-chains and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think intra-integrated. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with unplanned-for frictionless supply-chains? Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the aptitude of nano-data hygiene to maximize. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "TQM". Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating emerging power shifts? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. The capability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to expedite iteravely. We always morph magnetic paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be integrated? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to repurpose interactively. The 24/7/365, distributed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned user communities, e-markets are forced to become real-time.