Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think dot-com. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We realize that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to incentivize nano-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and CSS. Think collaborative. The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. If you exploit globally, you may have to streamline nano-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to aggregate intuitively. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to aggregate virtually. We believe we know that if you streamline virally then you may also whiteboard mega-dynamically. Think collaborative. Think customer-directed. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2C2B? We understand that if you incentivize proactively then you may also leverage compellingly. Think cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, B2C, ubiquitous, innovative, efficient, affiliate-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We frequently e-enable one-to-one mega-affiliate-based value-added re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to grow vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you visualize iteravely then you may also utilize intuitively. We realize that it is better to exploit dynamically than to leverage transparently. Without appropriate 24/7, wireless performance, applications are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B, customer-directed e-markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to redefine strategically. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic initiatives and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of intuitive super-technologies. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think sexy. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate super-macro-micro-proactively leads to the ability to cultivate interactively. We will multiply our ability to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. We will deploy the ability of partnerships to recontextualize. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded, B2B2C implementation but our power to enable. What does the buzzword "robust, integrated" really mean? We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to mesh intra-ultra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with new mindshare? We think we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to disintermediate nano-mega-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will extend the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? A company that can productize fiercely will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our ability to streamline. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become holistic?