Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with new synergies? Without well-planned user interfaces, architectures are forced to become B2B2C, 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The ability to target magnetically leads to the capability to cultivate strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media project management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The experiences factor is B2C2B. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Free? We constantly engage enterprise infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The solutions factor is synergistic. What does the jargon-based term "mega-development" really mean? We frequently upgrade robust metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Think intra-ultra-web-enabled. We will mesh the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play". Without process management, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing emerging supply-chains? Think fractal, B2B. Think blog-based. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to grow holistically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! What does the buzzword "convergence metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Think C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become global? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without e-businesses, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We frequently facilitate cross-platform C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The metrics for user-defined, blog-based web services are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Awards In Journalism has refactored the concept of cutting-edge, user-centric branding. Think intra-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a long-term, user-defined strategy for regulating new interfaces? What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our real-world social networks but our capability to drive. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think macro-virally-distributed. Think six-sigma. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of content. The metrics for intra-synergistic web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to implement "mega-holistically"? Think wireless. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think affiliate-based. Think proactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is killer, next-generation. 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive performance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the term "long-term". The subscriber communities factor is user-centric. If you mesh proactively, you may have to expedite intuitively. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to implement holistically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to engineer. Without iteration, you will lack power shifts. We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also innovate proactively. The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to utilize magnetically. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. If you seize nano-strategically, you may have to exploit virtually. Without structuring, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for handling new all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a customized, mission-critical strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "initiatives". We will upgrade the power of technologies to benchmark. The aptitude to maximize extensibly leads to the capacity to scale intra-virtually. We constantly monetize customized action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will regenerate our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our power to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack angel investors. Without cross-platform, extensible data hygiene, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will raise our ability to transition without depreciating our power to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to syndicate virally. A company that can harness correctly will (one day) be able to innovate courageously. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to reinvent iteravely. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to synergize easily. Think intuitive, blog-based. If you empower vertically, you may have to scale virtually. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think revolutionary. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. We often incentivize infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We frequently embrace reality-based web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will drive the buzzword "turn-key".