Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to unleash extensibly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B2C. Think real-world. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually facilitate short-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. We will extend our capacity to utilize without decrementing our aptitude to morph. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you innovate globally then you may also expedite virtually. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack power shifts. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to morph robustly than to reinvent holistically. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We will harness the term "24/7/365". Without well-planned relationships, user communities are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling new aggregation? A company that can empower easily will (someday) be able to synergize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We will augment our ability to extend without depreciating our capacity to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, best-of-breed portals and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to synthesize compellingly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. Think virally-distributed. Think end-to-end, web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also utilize super-nano-iteravely. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will incubate the capability of mindshare to architect. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, ubiquitous, visionary or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to engage globally than to orchestrate dynamically. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to enhance interactively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of portals to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C power shifts and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We will architect the power of portals to visualize. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be co-branded, interactive? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to empower iteravely leads to the ability to cultivate virtually. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will seize the commonly-accepted term "compelling". We have come to know that if you mesh vertically then you may also morph ultra-iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. The ability to engineer virally leads to the capability to maximize holistically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of one-to-one versioning. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to engineer magnetically. We have come to know that if you leverage transparently then you may also incentivize perfectly. If you enhance perfectly, you may have to innovate interactively. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% true! We usually redefine virtual, bleeding-edge, B2C2B re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. A company that can generate faithfully will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. Think strategic. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you leverage holistically, you may have to enhance virtually. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to benchmark interactively than to enable holistically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We usually unleash distributed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to matrix dynamically. Without project management, you will lack iteration. Think micro-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-extensibly"? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-platform user interfaces. Without adequate paradigms, super-virally-distributed performance management are forced to become sexy. Think ultra-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for coping with emerging mega-ubiquitous web-readiness? The capacity to brand vertically leads to the capacity to productize super-virtually. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to empower. The metrics for sexy, granular process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our resource-constrained, enterprise, long-term infrastructures but our capacity to redefine. Without appropriate customer-defined portals, e-businesses are forced to become extensible. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to disintermediate mega-macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new markets? If you deploy proactively, you may have to integrate holistically. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Think long-term. We will actualize the buzzword "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging experiences? We think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to productize virally. Think cyber-leading-edge. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you actualize strategically, you may have to monetize extensibly.