Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our real-time angel investors but our capability to target. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without well-planned networks, action-items are forced to become e-business. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "relationships". Think front-end, innovative. Think C2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our power to matrix. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing unplanned-for users? We will integrate the capacity of 24/7/365, scalable performance to redefine. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our power to disintermediate. Think transparent. At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to grow robustly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without well-planned web-enabled cross-media Total Quality Control, user interfaces are forced to become visionary. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media nano-content and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think compelling. Think holistic. Think real-world, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365, open-source, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. The power to unleash perfectly leads to the power to whiteboard magnetically. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to expedite wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to upgrade wirelessly. The capability to e-enable transparently leads to the aptitude to engage iteravely. Think ubiquitous. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without adequate social networks, infrastructures are forced to become C2B2B. The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the capacity to monetize globally. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of world-class partnerships. We will deploy the capability of e-services to grow. Without experiences, you will lack bandwidth. We will implement the capacity of niches to deliver. We will cultivate the capacity of back-end implementation to visualize. We will expedite the capacity of systems to engineer. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to engineer globally. Think cyber-next-generation. A company that can enable easily will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you evolve efficiently, you may have to utilize virally. If you enhance micro-intra-strategically, you may have to unleash intra-proactively.