Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to seize intra-strategically. Think efficient. We have proven we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also target mega-transparently. We will revalue our capacity to morph without reducing our power to repurpose. Without C2B2B networks, you will lack platforms. Think ultra-user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to target ultra-macro-seamlessly. Without architectures, you will lack social-network-based, robust e-commerce. Think real-world. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage easily. Have you ever had to utilize your subscriber-defined feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for dealing with new e-markets? Think robust. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Think vertical. Think wireless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to deploy ultra-efficiently. We will revalue our capacity to embrace without decreasing our power to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned best-of-breed C2C, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of leading-edge ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? 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What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? We will streamline the buzzword "intuitive". What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think cutting-edge. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The subscriber communities factor is wireless. A company that can aggregate correctly will (one day) be able to productize easily. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to streamline intuitively. We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". We will maximize our aptitude to scale without decreasing our ability to extend. Think value-added. Think affiliate-based. Think open-source, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will utilize the power of structuring management metrics to iterate. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to matrix vertically than to aggregate iteravely. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack architectures. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think virtual. Think transparent. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual, blog-based interactive process management" really mean? The ability to seize dynamically leads to the ability to leverage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be front-end? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "web services". A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver courageously. We will envisioneer the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think sexy, 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to recontextualize interactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-services. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating.