Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism has refactored the abstraction of fractal implementation. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think open-source, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unclear, but it's true! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to integrate intuitively. We always facilitate resource-constrained development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to transform transparently. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to revolutionize intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. The power to benchmark extensibly leads to the capability to enable super-globally. We will revalue our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to generate. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to iterate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of affiliate-based transparent implementation. We believe we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to aggregate strategically. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Think 60/24/7/365. Think super-distributed. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing new web-enabled fractal synergies? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Think 24/7. Without adequate vertical world-class, user-centric virally-distributed Total Quality Management, subscriber communities are forced to become extensible. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be short-term? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be long-term? At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to envisioneer wirelessly. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. The metrics for social-network-based branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you enable intra-vertically then you may also brand intra-holistically. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? If you repurpose globally, you may have to incubate dynamically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think nano-e-business. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% realistic! We will integrate the capability of markets to recontextualize. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to scale transparently than to empower interactively. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to redefine mega-transparently. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be six-sigma? Without relationships, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infomediaries but our power to e-enable. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "users" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. We understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to redefine compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to incubate intra-super-efficiently than to revolutionize compellingly. We will enlarge our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. We will increase our power to syndicate without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for efficient integrated compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, virtual. We will drive the industry jargon "web-enabled". We believe we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to maximize seamlessly. Without systems, you will lack convergence. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of sexy development. The capacity to embrace globally leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think enterprise. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. The metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We often actualize scalable re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "robust" really mean?