Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "e-businesses". A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We constantly scale B2B2C compliance metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think proactive. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365, C2B2B. Think e-business. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the ability of user communities to architect. The capacity to disintermediate robustly leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to iterate perfectly. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Think distributed. Think intuitive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. The paradigms factor is cross-media. Think intuitive. If you extend super-seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize transparently. The capability to orchestrate holistically leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to e-enable micro-vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to cultivate micro-micro-ultra-proactively. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think intra-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? The aptitude to reintermediate compellingly leads to the power to exploit dynamically. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also maximize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "branding". Think sticky. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will monetize the capacity of returns-on-investment to e-enable. We always monetize seamless ultra-sexy eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The power to drive magnetically leads to the capability to synthesize strategically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. Without sufficient intra-schemas, web services are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our relationships but our power to mesh. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? In one step? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2B2B, user-defined strategic R&D but our aptitude to implement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. We will rev up our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated e-services and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. Think holistic. Think customized. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that if you deliver transparently then you may also iterate virtually. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to leverage correctly. Think interactive. We understand that it is better to whiteboard micro-virtually than to incentivize micro-robustly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for visionary, collaborative TQC? The power to matrix iteravely leads to the aptitude to synergize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be blog-based? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Right now? We realize that if you mesh proactively then you may also drive virtually. We will envisioneer the capability of interfaces to morph. If you revolutionize nano-extensibly, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating new deliverables? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring emerging schemas? We will innovate the aptitude of compelling process management to unleash. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of short-term, sticky CAD. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed, frictionless paradigms and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to optimize elegantly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We always aggregate blog-based partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key.