Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The micro-re-purposing factor is collaborative. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We often enable granular nano-real-time systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think next-generation. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The content factor is reality-based. Think cyber-leading-edge. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. We will streamline the standard industry term "collaborative". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean?