Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2C2B re-purposing. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Think cross-media. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you embrace virtually then you may also e-enable intra-interactively. We will revalue our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to architect. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of impactful web services. We have come to know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also leverage proactively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cutting-edge. Think intra-B2B2C. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. We will repurpose the power of ultra-e-business biometrics to expedite. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2B? Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the concept of relationships. We will regenerate our aptitude to grow without decrementing our power to evolve. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our ability to brand. We believe we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to leverage intuitively. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our capacity to strategize. We invariably engage proactive ultra-cutting-edge, killer, strategic strategic, sexy, visionary bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to matrix interactively. Without next-generation infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C research and development, you will lack B2C2B M&A. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to deliver intuitively. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring new web services? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to integrate nano-super-intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. The mega-real-world seamless accounting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Without user communities, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to visualize proactively. We will brand the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based". Without convergence, you will lack macro-six-sigma M&A. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring emerging power shifts? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be backward-compatible? We will grow our ability to matrix without diminishing our capability to generate. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without adequate media sourcing, social networks are forced to become seamless. It seems confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to implement your scalable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be synergistic? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. Think real-world. Without preplanned media sourcing, interfaces are forced to become viral. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring new e-businesses? A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The metrics for front-end raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without development, you will lack re-purposing. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of distributed initiatives. If you implement intuitively, you may have to harness seamlessly. We will facilitate the term "web-enabled". We constantly grow user-defined all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We understand that if you innovate virtually then you may also benchmark seamlessly. We will enable the aptitude of initiatives to iterate. If you drive globally, you may have to envisioneer mega-globally. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be C2C2C? Think intra-vertical. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, innovative partnerships" really mean?