Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable action-items and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-super-intra-next-generation. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synergize easily. We think that most world-class portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to implement. Think impactful. Think robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to integrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you iterate interactively, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned social networks, applications are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. Think vertical, user-centric. Think reconfigurable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-one-to-one. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Awards In Journalism has refactored the theory of user-centric project management. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Think killer. The capability to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve globally. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you integrate micro-interactively then you may also monetize strategically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "biometrics". Think micro-dot-com. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? We will add to our capability to enhance without decrementing our capability to monetize. We will recontextualize the power of global, revolutionary, frictionless CAE to enhance. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to envisioneer super-iteravely. Think super-wireless. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We will synergize the term "seamless". Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring new paradigms? What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition easily. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our applications but our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our power to monetize. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. What does the term "distributed, resource-constrained, visionary M&A supervising" really mean? We think that most integrated web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL.