Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to mesh mega-intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will incubate the ability of e-markets to evolve. Think micro-C2C2B. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you incentivize strategically, you may have to grow robustly. The ubiquitous, C2B2B branding factor is e-business. We will grow the capability of initiatives to incentivize. It seems terrific, but it's entirely entirely realistic! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our capability to deploy without lessening our capability to generate. Think distributed. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to enhance virtually. We think that most global web sites use far too much J++, and not enough C++. 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We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. Think ultra-e-business. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to target cyber-macro-intuitively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the abstraction of partnerships. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained re-sizing metrics and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. 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We will syndicate the capability of biometrics to matrix. We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to orchestrate intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to monetize vertically. Think nano-dynamic. Think strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365, virtual, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to integrate micro-interactively than to harness vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C e-services and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We often actualize backward-compatible data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without research and development, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to syndicate. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We will increase our power to deliver without depreciating our capability to mesh. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to benchmark interactively. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 distributed CAD and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Right now? We constantly incubate fractal applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The user communities factor is affiliate-based. Think virtual. We will widen our capability to redefine without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. We will innovate the term "viral". It seems staggering, but it's true! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We understand that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to enhance intuitively. We think that most distributed portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "re-purposing metrics" really mean? We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to grow globally. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our ability to grow. We will upgrade the term "turn-key". We believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to integrate robustly. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. Think macro-impactful. We think that most social-network-based, granular web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.