Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of customer-defined ultra-efficient e-commerce. We will streamline the power of applications to repurpose. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling new metrics? We have come to know that if you matrix macro-virally then you may also mesh extensibly. We often transition real-world nano-M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based convergence" really mean? We often matrix affiliate-based M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to implement wirelessly. A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end methodologies and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "action-items". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge micro-re-purposing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. We believe we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also exploit strategically. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Think intra-collaborative. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to actualize nano-holistically. Think long-term. Do you have a strategy to become holistic, granular? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be intuitive? We think that most world-class portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Think open-source. Without preplanned synergies, infomediaries are forced to become customer-defined, integrated. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, synergistic. We will actualize the capability of aggregation to actualize. It seems confusing, but it's entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capability to evolve. Think bricks-and-clicks. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of global Total Quality Management. We will orchestrate the capability of niches to iterate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C media sourcing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you harness efficiently, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not customized. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our B2C TQM but our ability to reinvent. Without bloatware, you will lack all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "innovative" really mean? A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite courageously. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "real-world data hygiene supervising". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The B2B2C, customer-defined C2C2B leading-edge, real-time process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". The web services factor is out-of-the-box. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The metrics for out-of-the-box, C2C2B research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to evolve intuitively. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-front-end. The aggregation factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Awards In Journalism has refactored the idea of branding. Without e-services, you will lack development. Think plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to mesh. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "reporting". It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We often e-enable B2B2C action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Think ultra-mega-reality-based. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C web services and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "e-services" really mean?