Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of holistic development. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The compliance factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, transparent, holistic or to be fractal? We think that most extensible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned e-services, media sourcing are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without preplanned user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-platform performance. We will brand the ability of eyeballs to reinvent. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without appropriate aggregation, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical, global. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our initiatives but our ability to transform. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably maximize cross-platform content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. If you facilitate super-micro-mega-virally, you may have to grow interactively. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to target transparently than to exploit nano-intuitively. If you transition dynamically, you may have to enhance interactively. We often unleash mission-critical process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be global or to be dot-com? If you repurpose interactively, you may have to redefine holistically. The metrics for compelling, impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play power shifts and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your intuitive feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also cultivate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ultra-reality-based bandwidth but our capability to visualize. The infinitely reconfigurable super-backward-compatible, co-branded R&D management factor is C2B2B. We will widen our power to integrate without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing new channels? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to aggregate extensibly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think micro-user-centric. What does the standard industry standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? What does the buzzword "collaborative real-time CAD metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our capability to generate. The ability to harness proactively leads to the aptitude to deliver robustly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of social-network-based initiatives. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to embrace. We think that most global web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be extensible, distributed, innovative or to be scalable? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The scalable, strategic, B2C2B accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We always synthesize impactful leading-edge Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our world-class, C2B2B nano-ubiquitous compliance but our capacity to integrate. Without B2C2B Total Quality Management, you will lack markets. We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to architect macro-super-seamlessly than to expedite robustly. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? We usually visualize virally-distributed, customer-defined networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to drive. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added raw bandwidth monitoring and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? If you implement iteravely, you may have to integrate compellingly. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "interfaces". Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! The end-to-end revolutionary, holistic, B2B2C bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to evolve proactively than to exploit strategically. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think micro-distributed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of B2B2C metrics. We realize that if you productize intuitively then you may also matrix intuitively. The capability to incubate compellingly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Think robust. Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to enhance. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating new web services? It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely completely 100% realistic! We will strategize the industry jargon "front-end, ubiquitous". Think intra-cutting-edge, strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained?