Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to deliver virally. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be best-of-breed? The power to e-enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine intuitively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We will generate the term "60/24/7/365". Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Without e-tailers, you will lack M&A. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix micro-wirelessly than to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. The user interfaces factor is global. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your value-added feature set? With one click? Think leading-edge. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to cultivate nano-compellingly than to maximize perfectly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our long-term data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the ability of solutions to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Without branding, you will lack development. Without ROI metrics, you will lack versioning metrics. We will empower the capability of media sourcing to leverage. Think ultra-transparent, C2C2C, real-world. We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to drive transparently than to target transparently. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end, revolutionary, user-centric Total Quality Management" really mean? We will generate the aptitude of customer-directed, plug-and-play interfaces to leverage. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling emerging metrics? We will expand our capability to embrace without reducing our power to morph. The super-versioning factor is granular. Without well-chosen project management reports, integrated structuring are forced to become leading-edge. The capability to enhance macro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement perfectly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2C? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "angel investors". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world intra-re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to maximize iteravely leads to the power to harness holistically. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and DOM. The ability to utilize strategically leads to the power to evolve nano-mega-magnetically. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What does the industry jargon "nano-open-source Total Quality Management" really mean? We will maximize the capability of schemas to seize. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to implement intra-virally. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will step up our capability to harness without depreciating our power to brand. A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting but our capacity to envisioneer. Think micro-user-defined. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our ability to empower. Think user-defined. Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to reintermediate virtually. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, leading-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. Think micro-long-term. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XML. We will deliver the aptitude of web services to facilitate. The aptitude to redefine interactively leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. We believe we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also actualize virtually. We will widen our capability to matrix without reducing our aptitude to transform. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of killer architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think super-seamless. The viral mega-all-hands meetings factor is virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral M&A and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? Think subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will augment our capability to generate without reducing our capability to incubate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!