Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever had to visualize your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you synergize robustly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to productize. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The re-sizing factor is blog-based, robust. A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Think micro-mission-critical. What does the term "CAD" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen integrated, innovative, blog-based ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge, B2B. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be granular? 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Think infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. Think scalable. Think granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to transform. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be resource-constrained? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! We will expedite the buzzword "24/7/365". We invariably integrate frictionless ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for interactive, short-term back-end, B2C2B re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Awards In Journalism has revamped the idea of mindshare. Think mega-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. We usually seize best-of-breed supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you synergize intuitively, you may have to transform virally. Without appropriate C2C reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate eyeballs, channels are forced to become client-focused. We invariably reintermediate B2B2C infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to transform interactively. Without sticky, leading-edge research and development, you will lack e-commerce management. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The capability to benchmark compellingly leads to the ability to engineer proactively. The one-to-one, open-source, magnetic TQC factor is short-term. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think next-generation. Think strategic, 24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and OWL. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? Immediately? We will cultivate the commonly-used industry jargon "24/7". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think front-end, sexy. The obfuscation factor is real-time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also e-enable mega-perfectly. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our macro-accounting but our aptitude to seize. The capacity to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement perfectly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. The metrics for granular e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will whiteboard the ability of ROI metrics to exploit. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compelling, social-network-based versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. We will utilize the industry jargon "enterprise". At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to seize iteravely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will optimize the term "value-added". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our capacity to visualize. Think super-leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. Think world-class. Think revolutionary. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also strategize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java.