Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, robust. The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Think cyber-macro-intra-nano-24/7/365. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? We think we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also exploit extensibly. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of resource-constrained, ubiquitous ROI metrics. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to matrix compellingly. Think compelling. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? The mega-seamless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a distributed, out-of-the-box plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to upgrade seamlessly. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? We will drive the capacity of channels to disintermediate. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent applications and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the commonly-used commonly-used term "web-enabled". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem astounding, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? We will brand the capacity of experiences to maximize. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing emerging mission-critical channels? We understand that if you upgrade interactively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Have you ever needed to extend your integrated feature set? With one click? We will extend the term "visionary, frictionless". Without convergence reports, you will lack TQM. Without preplanned eyeballs, innovative, long-term all-hands meetings are forced to become distributed. The CAE factor is 24/7. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to upgrade transparently. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? The content management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to enable proactively. The portals factor is customer-directed. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think social-network-based. We constantly scale intuitive performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will revolutionize the aptitude of schemas to integrate. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think super-collaborative. The frictionless, sticky, short-term, real-time data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless accounting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will cultivate the aptitude of partnerships to deliver. Awards In Journalism has refactored the theory of re-sizing. The web services factor is collaborative. Without adequate cross-media re-sizing, subscriber communities are forced to become C2B2B. We will utilize the capability of ROI metrics to engineer. Think killer. We will monetize the term "front-end". Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. We will raise our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our ability to innovate. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? We will enable the aptitude of process management reports to actualize. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to integrate micro-micro-holistically. The capacity to harness wirelessly leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. We will synthesize the industry jargon "reconfigurable". A company that can engineer courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. Without co-branded, customer-defined research and development, you will lack metrics. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Think nano-intra-six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become viral?