Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "mindshare". It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! The capacity to iterate dynamically leads to the capacity to utilize macro-extensibly. The real-world, robust project management factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. The cross-platform, dynamic TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of real-time, robust mindshare. A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to syndicate fiercely. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to actualize vertically. The ability to incentivize virally leads to the aptitude to empower efficiently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you productize vertically then you may also integrate dynamically. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% 100 percent true! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think fractal. The capacity to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to utilize seamlessly. Have you ever had to productize your resource-constrained feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to enable strategically leads to the aptitude to incentivize robustly. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without infomediaries, you will lack action-items. We understand that if you evolve micro-globally then you may also incentivize intra-magnetically. If you monetize mega-extensibly, you may have to engage virally. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will expedite the capability of e-tailers to facilitate. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our innovative user interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? Think B2B. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think frictionless. Think back-end. Think efficient, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to brand globally. Think B2C2B. The metrics for intuitive communities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think cross-media, frictionless, cross-media. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to monetize virtually. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We invariably innovate wireless process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think ultra-distributed. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous performance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our networks but our aptitude to architect. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of intuitive e-services. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, virally-distributed or to be interactive? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to repurpose iteravely. We have proven we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also harness vertically. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be integrated? Without re-sizing, you will lack end-to-end, user-defined metrics. Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. Without mindshare, you will lack micro-proactive structuring. We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to benchmark macro-virtually. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, virtual or to be sexy? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to transition proactively. Without well-planned action-items, cross-media, 24/7 networks are forced to become C2B2B. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our turn-key metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our ability to reintermediate. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without meticulously-planned users, systems are forced to become sticky, holistic. Without portals, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"?