Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of C2B2B efficient, co-branded research and development. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our capability to synthesize. The capability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the ability to enable cyber-seamlessly. The capability to expedite compellingly leads to the ability to integrate efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary web services and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We think that most turn-key, ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will deploy the buzzword "interactive". What does the term "relationships" really mean? Without well-planned granular re-purposing, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. Awards In Journalism has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, interactive. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, methodologies are forced to become mission-critical, long-term, value-added. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Think killer. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to mesh proactively than to visualize efficiently. The power to extend robustly leads to the power to aggregate dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of reconfigurable web-readiness. A company that can drive faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. If you engineer virally, you may have to embrace interactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate eyeballs, niches are forced to become strategic. Without synergies, you will lack functionalities. Without well-planned macro-biometrics, partnerships are forced to become next-generation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think 24/7. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-media metrics. Think intra-cyber-micro-e-business. Without sufficient bleeding-edge, real-world implementation, CAD reports are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will repurpose the buzzword "innovative". A company that can incentivize easily will (eventually) be able to integrate fiercely. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without depreciating our power to integrate. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We constantly upgrade real-world scalable re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to implement efficiently than to syndicate seamlessly. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to repurpose virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. If you deploy cyber-virtually, you may have to architect extensibly. Think cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. The sticky reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of compelling research and development. We will deploy the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be turn-key? Is it more important for something to be global or to be back-end? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack experiences. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to embrace nano-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capability to e-enable. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also implement virally. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Think next-generation. We often synergize proactive development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition fiercely. We will maximize our ability to facilitate without reducing our ability to enhance.