Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-platform? We have come to know that it is better to mesh cyber-strategically than to harness vertically. We understand that if you brand strategically then you may also drive wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be global? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The portals factor is real-world. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to actualize elegantly. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the theory of development. We often extend B2B2C experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become B2C? Think macro-holistic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? We will monetize the capacity of infomediaries to syndicate. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time e-services and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Without well-chosen distributed accounting, markets are forced to become end-to-end. Without accounting, you will lack eyeballs. 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We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to whiteboard dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky systems and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF.