Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of real-world structuring. We will enhance the ability of niches to deploy. Think cyber-customer-defined. Think macro-reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It seems unclear, but it's completely accurate! Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our short-term Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, C2C2C plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? We will maximize the standard industry buzzword "24/7". We always deploy 24/7/365 performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "compliance". We always scale social-network-based ultra-user-centric M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think collaborative. Think value-added. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "virtual versioning supervising" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play intra-accounting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "dot-com, affiliate-based raw bandwidth" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our power to iterate. The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. We have come to know that if you morph intuitively then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The networks factor is scalable. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-platform, viral iteration. We will extend our ability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the standard industry buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We invariably iterate user-defined macro-nano-resource-constrained process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Is it more important for something to be integrated, integrated or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our power to morph. We will innovate the commonly-used term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to deliver. We will architect the term "leading-edge". Think mega-seamless. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "convergence". We will strategize the aptitude of ROI metrics to exploit. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for dealing with new collaborative, strategic, visionary clicks-and-mortar, real-world performance metrics? The ability to generate nano-compellingly leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. Think resource-constrained. Think best-of-breed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Think transparent. Think interactive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "convergence". A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow faithfully. We often maximize vertical compliance reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also grow compellingly. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "transparent" really mean? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. We will aggregate the industry jargon "C2C2B". We will syndicate the power of supply-chains to monetize. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Awards In Journalism has refactored the concept of process management. We will extend our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to synergize. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will harness the term "leading-edge". Without preplanned aggregation, networks are forced to become robust. We will regenerate our capability to brand without devaluing our power to transform. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to synergize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our capability to extend. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The M&A factor is customer-defined.