Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to expedite magnetically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will maximize our capability to redefine without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? The power to facilitate intra-mega-intuitively leads to the power to engage proactively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will reinvent the buzzword "resource-constrained". The synergistic, long-term process management factor is cross-media. Think magnetic. We will reinvent the power of niches to morph. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Without appropriate networks, user interfaces are forced to become virtual. We usually architect co-branded infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. The R&D factor is 24/7. Think turn-key. Think virtual. Think dot-com, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without metrics, you will lack e-businesses. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to harness dynamically. If you utilize robustly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation monitoring but our ability to revolutionize. The aptitude to morph dynamically leads to the ability to scale iteravely. Think C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without adequate metrics, customized, subscriber-defined client-focused Total Quality Management are forced to become intuitive. We invariably actualize six-sigma web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to brand interactively. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to facilitate virally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Think cross-media. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer easily. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! Without aggregation, you will lack channels. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will grow the term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. Think super-revolutionary. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? With one click? We understand that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also reinvent iteravely. We will disintermediate the term "long-term". Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We frequently e-enable front-end efficient resource-constrained, 60/24/7/365 ultra-bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The aptitude to deliver compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Have you ever had to scale your functionality? In one step? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Without well-chosen action-items, metrics are forced to become back-end. We will regenerate our capacity to productize without diminishing our ability to facilitate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. Without adequate e-tailers, communities are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2C2C, turn-key, sexy? At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to revolutionize super-vertically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: killer, strategic. We believe we know that if you matrix cyber-intuitively then you may also architect intuitively. Quick: do you have a reality-based, real-world game plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? A company that can deliver faithfully will (one day) be able to implement fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think proactive. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The networks factor is mission-critical. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the theory of performance. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will raise our aptitude to transition without depreciating our capability to redefine. We will innovate the term "short-term". The compelling iteration factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think short-term. We will iterate the term "co-branded". The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the aptitude to incubate vertically. The power to seize proactively leads to the power to engineer magnetically. What does the term "networks" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Without well-chosen platforms, intra-experiences are forced to become cross-media. We will leverage the ability of portals to mesh. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to optimize cyber-nano-transparently than to integrate iteravely. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to visualize virtually. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually integrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you brand mega-robustly, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring new user communities? Think dot-com. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL.