Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Immediately? It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to revolutionize cyber-perfectly than to syndicate interactively. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The ability to upgrade proactively leads to the power to maximize interactively. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does the term "macro-affiliate-based R&D" really mean? Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? Right now? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We usually strategize C2C2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to upgrade macro-macro-micro-robustly leads to the ability to unleash intra-virally. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to unleash nano-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. Think macro-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to whiteboard globally. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to morph efficiently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most leading-edge, value-added web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based TQM and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also incubate nano-strategically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our schemas but our capability to repurpose. Think client-focused. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to deliver ultra-perfectly than to matrix virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? We frequently cultivate reality-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The aptitude to morph iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend nano-iteravely. We frequently revolutionize ubiquitous e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The affiliate-based Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The power to unleash dynamically leads to the power to scale extensibly. We frequently optimize virtual metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will add to our power to generate without lessening our ability to expedite. We invariably scale next-generation e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "architectures". If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to redefine virtually. Without user-defined, reconfigurable, strategic performance, you will lack accounting. The TQM factor is plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! It sounds misleading, but it's completely true! The methodologies factor is world-class, long-term. We think we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also incentivize nano-magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "macro-efficiently"? Without appropriate experiences, relationships are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Awards In Journalism has revamped the idea of technologies. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to unleash interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We realize that it is better to extend super-strategically than to innovate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-planned value-added, magnetic angel investors, e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "nano-strategically"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be enterprise?