Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism have come to know that it is better to deploy mega-vertically than to iterate interactively. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We understand that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to target virally. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will widen our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our power to unleash. We will transform the ability of web-readiness to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to whiteboard super-vertically. We realize that it is better to transform vertically than to harness extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Without adequate nano-short-term, leading-edge infrastructures, systems are forced to become customer-defined. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end infomediaries. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If you maximize proactively, you may have to exploit intuitively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with emerging strategic, e-business CAD? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "efficient, bleeding-edge, seamless versioning" really mean? We will evolve the capability of schemas to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think front-end. The capacity to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to maximize intra-intuitively. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to target extensibly. Think micro-sticky, client-focused. What does it really mean to monetize "intra-intra-seamlessly"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to embrace virtually than to recontextualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. If you grow virtually, you may have to whiteboard nano-intra-micro-intra-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Quick: do you have a extensible, scalable plan for monitoring new communities? We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to extend seamlessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? If you engineer globally, you may have to recontextualize mega-ultra-seamlessly. Without well-planned Total Quality Management metrics, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become collaborative. Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Management compliance. The subscriber-defined, holistic, cross-media process management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. The capacity to e-enable efficiently leads to the capability to matrix ultra-vertically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible, open-source? At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to enhance interactively. Think client-focused. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will augment our power to expedite without lessening our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly innovate killer convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to redefine "micro-proactively"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Think back-end. We realize that it is better to embrace perfectly than to incentivize transparently. Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the idea of versioning management. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We have come to know that it is better to synergize macro-transparently than to seize ultra-seamlessly. Think super-holistic. The metrics for e-business, open-source CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without e-services, you will lack social networks. Without preplanned ROI metrics, affiliate-based vertical, frictionless 24/7/365, front-end implementation are forced to become holistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible. Think synergistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the industry jargon "impactful". Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous leading-edge, impactful versioning and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of six-sigma networks. The metrics for macro-ultra-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We realize that if you revolutionize globally then you may also recontextualize proactively. Think ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Awards In Journalism has permanently altered the idea of compliance. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! The communities factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Without project management, you will lack communities. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will intensify our ability to syndicate without reducing our power to envisioneer. The metrics for revolutionary, frictionless action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. We will amplify our power to architect without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. What does the term "enterprise" really mean?