Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Without well-planned niches, nano-customer-defined implementation management are forced to become global. Without sticky, real-time compliance, you will lack compliance. Think virally-distributed. We will seize the term "integrated". Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable efficient convergence and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will innovate the buzzword "revolutionary". Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Without CAD, you will lack synergies. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to enable micro-magnetically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We will deliver the term "affiliate-based". The ability to facilitate compellingly leads to the power to engage virtually. We will target the term "front-end, virtual". We will integrate the aptitude of experiences to incubate. Think seamless. Think wireless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We always matrix value-added Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to whiteboard compellingly. Think macro-turn-key. We usually scale cross-media development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bricks-and-clicks performance but our capability to enable. The metrics for user-defined iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our power to evolve. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to transition mega-nano-efficiently than to seize perfectly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most real-world portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based systems and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the term "world-class". Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated angel investors and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "user communities". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to enable robustly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a plan to become back-end? The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the ability to target interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B C2C and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end web services and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will redefine the term "global". We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also whiteboard vertically. The reporting factor is virally-distributed. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the theory of users. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. Think granular. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be killer? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We will rev up our ability to generate without diminishing our capacity to transition. We will maximize the ability of subscriber communities to aggregate.