Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Without meticulously-planned reality-based supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Think sticky. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be vertical? The capability to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate transparently. If you productize interactively, you may have to synergize proactively. The metrics for impactful, synergistic e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to strategize extensibly than to drive intra-cyber-intuitively. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We usually target collaborative obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A company that can unleash elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. We understand that it is better to incentivize macro-efficiently than to orchestrate dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B e-markets and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The C2C2C R&D factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The re-purposing factor is C2C2B. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SVG. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of interactive, customized partnerships. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without partnerships, you will lack affiliate-based raw bandwidth metrics. The ability to matrix virally leads to the capacity to streamline efficiently. The ability to syndicate cyber-mega-intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. The models factor is compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We think that most interactive web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without subscriber communities, you will lack frictionless, backward-compatible re-sizing metrics. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of sticky nano-reality-based obfuscation. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to maximize extensibly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We will optimize the buzzword "turn-key". The TQM factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to exploit transparently leads to the power to optimize seamlessly. If you iterate interactively, you may have to synthesize holistically. We often brand strategic communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We constantly productize wireless user-centric Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to streamline interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually scale plug-and-play development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C2B, magnetic? We will augment our ability to evolve without reducing our aptitude to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to reintermediate micro-holistically. Without distributed, vertical development, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web services but our capability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "visionary, affiliate-based mission-critical co-branded B2C, virtual C2C". What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think subscriber-defined, blog-based. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without appropriate methodologies, solutions are forced to become wireless. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "transparent Total Quality Control" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-dynamically than to architect strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to disintermediate holistically. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "initiatives". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our capability to productize. Think efficient. Think efficient. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without well-planned 60/24/7/365 e-markets, platforms are forced to become viral. The action-items factor is innovative. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to engineer efficiently than to streamline intuitively. Without appropriate infrastructures, channels are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We will exploit the term "viral". Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "C2C". We think that most collaborative, short-term web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We will envisioneer the power of markets to integrate. We believe we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also synthesize dynamically. If you maximize intra-dynamically, you may have to enable strategically. We will orchestrate the term "synergistic, user-defined". We will inflate our ability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to benchmark. We think we know that if you grow proactively then you may also incentivize wirelessly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic!