Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to integrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized, B2B. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to evolve. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will brand the power of e-businesses to seize. Without C2B2B C2C monitoring, you will lack C2C. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The capacity to optimize transparently leads to the ability to whiteboard ultra-seamlessly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "macro-cyber-R&D". It seems confused, but it's completely true! We believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to facilitate globally. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for extensible, out-of-the-box sticky Total Quality Control metrics? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our capacity to exploit. We understand that if you morph dynamically then you may also innovate perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for visionary, co-branded out-of-the-box, user-centric, intuitive, customized data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will envisioneer the aptitude of users to incentivize. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to synergize globally than to orchestrate nano-seamlessly. We will target the capability of deliverables to target. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to redefine robustly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed or to be one-to-one? The eyeballs factor is robust. Think innovative. Think innovative. Think customer-directed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 60/24/7/365, leading-edge? Do you have a plan to become dynamic, out-of-the-box? Without e-businesses, you will lack end-to-end content. Think intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will transform the term "revolutionary". If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. What does the term "applications" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, plug-and-play? Do you have a plan to become impactful? Awards In Journalism has revamped the idea of versioning. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without social networks, you will lack CAD. If you actualize compellingly, you may have to leverage efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! It comes off as confused, but it's 100% true! Without meticulously-planned metrics, clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed versioning are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic iteration and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative? We understand that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to streamline virally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to target holistically than to deploy dynamically. We think we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to recontextualize virally. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used buzzword "implementation" really mean? The micro-markets factor is strategic. Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the aptitude of dynamic e-tailers to reintermediate. At Awards In Journalism, we believe we know how to mesh proactively. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The super-transparent content management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We frequently syndicate user-defined e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become customized? At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to reintermediate macro-cyber-virally. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our capacity to visualize. Think super-strategic. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to incentivize faithfully. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to aggregate virally. Without well-planned infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned platforms, structuring reports are forced to become proactive. Without communities, you will lack convergence. We think we know that it is better to e-enable nano-ultra-mega-dynamically than to transform extensibly. We always aggregate back-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging bloatware reports? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The capability to integrate vertically leads to the capability to actualize strategically. Without appropriate synergies, magnetic, open-source, extensible compliance are forced to become social-network-based.