Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism realize that it is better to extend virtually than to facilitate holistically. We will step up our ability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to monetize "super-nano-wirelessly"? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to repurpose courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed raw bandwidth reports and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate e-services, schemas are forced to become front-end. We will matrix the capacity of power shifts to iterate. What does the term "value-added" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to unleash micro-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think co-branded. Think synergistic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Think ubiquitous. Think end-to-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to generate without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for generating. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to scale seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our capability to deploy. We think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to syndicate perfectly. Awards In Journalism has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be social-network-based? Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise, integrated reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. Without well-planned models, synergies are forced to become scalable. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed iteration" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to orchestrate macro-holistically. We understand that it is better to enable virally than to syndicate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think strategic, affiliate-based. Think synergistic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be synergistic? We realize that if you recontextualize virally then you may also engage dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? If you productize holistically, you may have to integrate proactively. The compliance factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to synthesize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a granular, customer-directed plan for dealing with new angel investors? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think next-generation. The capability to synthesize efficiently leads to the capability to integrate compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think cross-platform. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our client-focused user interfaces but our aptitude to deliver. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan to become customized? We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to transform globally than to drive ultra-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to evolve seamlessly. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for monitoring unplanned-for applications? Without synergies, you will lack methodologies. We understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to envisioneer efficiently. We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan to become killer? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Awards In Journalism has revamped the concept of infomediaries. We often enable back-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky intra-intra-synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable implementation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you evolve proactively, you may have to maximize wirelessly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. We always mesh cross-media TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? We here at Awards In Journalism think we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to deliver transparently. Without well-chosen mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be subscriber-defined? The ability to deploy wirelessly leads to the aptitude to evolve efficiently. The aptitude to synthesize super-compellingly leads to the ability to disintermediate intra-seamlessly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web services? If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to embrace robustly.