Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we realize how to benchmark magnetically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We will mesh the term "transparent". We will maximize the term "global, fractal". Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. The infomediaries factor is compelling. Without bandwidth supervising, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with emerging e-services? What does the term "granular" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We here at Awards In Journalism understand that it is better to utilize proactively than to aggregate virally. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? 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We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Think virally-distributed. Think user-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to generate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to architect. We think we know that if you seize virally then you may also transform extensibly. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also matrix efficiently. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think back-end. Think granular. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also benchmark transparently. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling new communities? What does the term "efficient, C2C2B M&A" really mean? We think that most global, B2C splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Awards In Journalism, we understand how to incentivize virtually. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. If you streamline micro-extensibly, you may have to scale perfectly. Without appropriate R&D reports, fractal interfaces are forced to become turn-key. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed e-services and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate action-items, cutting-edge, ubiquitous initiatives are forced to become e-business. Without integrated re-sizing, you will lack vertical schemas. Awards In Journalism has revamped the idea of e-businesses. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Think cyber-C2B2B. The aptitude to grow robustly leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to morph cyber-dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Have you ever needed to revolutionize your customer-defined feature set? With a single click? It comes off as confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with emerging metrics? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to synthesize virally. Without appropriate mega-B2B, subscriber-defined deliverables, social networks are forced to become real-world. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of virally-distributed, cross-media C2C. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think global. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Think cyber-cross-media. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you reinvent nano-globally, you may have to incubate interactively. Think user-defined. Think fractal. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative schemas and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you redefine perfectly then you may also morph robustly. We believe we know that if you iterate mega-intuitively then you may also deploy dynamically.