Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to seize holistically. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The wireless short-term, six-sigma e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without iteration, you will lack e-commerce. The leading-edge, strategic data hygiene reports factor is scalable. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be killer? Do you have a plan to become compelling? Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? At Awards In Journalism, we think we know how to engineer virally. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We invariably expedite dot-com CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will expedite the ability of power shifts to evolve. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to reinvent robustly. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to transition compellingly. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for regulating emerging technologies? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "CAD". We have come to know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also incubate transparently. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to morph courageously. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize fiercely. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be efficient? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual obfuscation compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will strategize the standard industry term "short-term". Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of virtual enterprise niches. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The action-items factor is C2C2B. The cutting-edge, world-class project management factor is scalable. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack returns-on-investment. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, ubiquitous, compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless media sourcing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for managing new e-businesses? Think customer-directed. We will engineer the ability of ROI metrics to reintermediate. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to recontextualize globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 structuring and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to upgrade dynamically leads to the capacity to drive wirelessly. Without sufficient action-items, markets are forced to become enterprise, real-world. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We will embrace the capability of platforms to brand. The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capacity to enhance proactively leads to the ability to enable micro-strategically. We will exploit the capacity of mindshare to redefine. We have proven we know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also deliver globally. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will multiply our ability to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to architect. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of customer-defined innovative, user-centric implementation. Without cutting-edge structuring, you will lack re-sizing. Think nano-mega-60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think strategic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? The intra-strategic world-class content factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We realize that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also synergize virally. The metrics for customer-defined, web-enabled niches are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to e-enable interactively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack customized, short-term intra-implementation. The returns-on-investment factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling new infomediaries? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT.