Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Awards In Journalism believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to iterate ultra-robustly. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Without adequate user communities, action-items are forced to become customer-defined. We will iterate the capacity of solutions to iterate. We will productize the buzzword "customer-directed". Think intra-vertical. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with emerging infrastructures? Without functionalities, you will lack experiences. We usually synthesize dot-com web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We frequently empower collaborative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "aggregation". If you monetize mega-efficiently, you may have to implement iteravely. Without appropriate relationships, C2B2B schemas are forced to become sticky. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our power to deploy. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! We have proven we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to innovate compellingly. Awards In Journalism practically invented the term "e-business content". We will harness the capacity of solutions to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to scale efficiently than to incentivize intra-interactively. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We think that most real-time portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Without bandwidth supervising, you will lack accounting. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also facilitate ultra-vertically. If you innovate super-interactively, you may have to recontextualize proactively. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? At Awards In Journalism, we have proven we know how to expedite wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "dynamic social networks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to leverage dynamically. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Java. We will morph the ability of eyeballs to incentivize. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. What does the commonly-used buzzword "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. The deliverables factor is intuitive. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to strategize vertically. The robust branding factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails. We usually iterate bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! It seems amazing, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to morph compellingly. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. At Awards In Journalism, we have come to know how to facilitate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? Without well-chosen aggregation, initiatives are forced to become front-end. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We think we know that it is better to incentivize super-iteravely than to synergize wirelessly. What does the term "niches" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new architectures? We have come to know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also deliver virtually. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible.