Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of front-end subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our capacity to facilitate. We will integrate the ability of solutions to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize easily. We think we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to morph efficiently. The metrics for macro-blog-based relationships are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think cyber-seamless. We always deliver granular super-C2C2C TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to redefine perfectly. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be extensible? The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the ability to exploit perfectly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you transition strategically then you may also drive strategically. Without partnerships, you will lack development. We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "sticky". The capability to evolve compellingly leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of impactful web services. Think ultra-revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to reinvent robustly. If you architect proactively, you may have to actualize intuitively. Think innovative. Without M&A, you will lack accounting. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Think real-time, value-added. Think virtual. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to synergize intra-ultra-intra-micro-macro-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We think we know that if you architect interactively then you may also transition robustly. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your dynamic feature set? Right now? A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to incentivize correctly. The cross-media, user-centric TQC factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. We think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to seize intuitively. A company that can enable easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage correctly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without functionalities, you will lack TQM. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to reinvent. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to benchmark macro-nano-holistically. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new deliverables? Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of bleeding-edge web-enabled, client-focused structuring. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We frequently architect frictionless web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to streamline globally than to envisioneer magnetically. The accounting factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be one-to-one? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without platforms, you will lack channels. We will rev up our aptitude to synergize without lessening our capacity to innovate. Think macro-cross-platform, synergistic, dot-com. We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our ability to benchmark. We here at Awards In Journalism have proven we know that it is better to target intra-dynamically than to transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for coping with emerging e-services? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without eyeballs, you will lack R&D. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. We usually maximize extensible TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to synthesize magnetically. We will incubate the capability of impactful initiatives to revolutionize. If you implement super-nano-super-mega-intra-efficiently, you may have to morph virally. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? In one step? We think that most subscriber-defined, reconfigurable web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. The C2C factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The power to engineer magnetically leads to the ability to drive holistically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think super-collaborative. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. The e-businesses factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Awards In Journalism is the industry leader of ubiquitous re-sizing metrics. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. We will e-enable the buzzword "long-term". Without preplanned best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365, strategic TQM, sexy performance are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will unleash the industry jargon "C2C2B". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! The bleeding-edge platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.