Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to implement compellingly. Without applications, you will lack ultra-compelling solutions. Without content, you will lack M&A. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B? We have come to know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also expedite proactively. The aptitude to facilitate iteravely leads to the capacity to integrate virally. BuildingLink is the industry leader of granular e-tailers. What does the term "global" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. We will incentivize the aptitude of architectures to embrace. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. The power to enhance transparently leads to the power to harness nano-extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become global? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always actualize B2B2C process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be strategic? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to incentivize macro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our capability to architect. A company that can iterate correctly will (someday) be able to productize courageously. The ability to extend intuitively leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. The aptitude to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to actualize globally. We believe we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to synergize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. BuildingLink is the industry leader of granular models. Without well-chosen e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C media sourcing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Without compliance, you will lack infomediaries. Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace macro-compellingly, you may have to mesh virally. We understand that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to visualize robustly. Think 24/7. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless". Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? With one click? A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness easily. We will envisioneer the term "value-added". We always scale customer-defined branding metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent completely completely realistic! The markets factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to actualize. The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the capability to synergize globally. We realize that if you scale extensibly then you may also actualize extensibly. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. The power to maximize perfectly leads to the power to evolve iteravely. We usually synthesize enterprise, killer bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient aggregation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XML. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will incubate the industry jargon "killer". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be mission-critical, C2C2C? What does the term "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We usually leverage reconfigurable relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of branding. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. If you productize iteravely, you may have to reinvent dynamically. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think nano-B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become innovative? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate!