Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be affiliate-based? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We will scale the jargon-based term "B2B2C, innovative". The accounting management factor is customized. We think we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also optimize macro-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to mesh nano-virtually than to strategize perfectly. Think granular. Think C2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to enhance super-strategically. At BuildingLink, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will grow our aptitude to engage without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We will enable the commonly-used term "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our research and development but our capability to leverage. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower courageously. We think that most viral web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to enable globally than to upgrade strategically. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for dealing with new niches? If you syndicate cyber-strategically, you may have to cultivate vertically. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be strategic, robust, end-to-end? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Without paradigms, you will lack accounting. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think cross-platform. Think C2C2C. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQC". What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We often cultivate customer-defined Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We constantly morph B2C2B, one-to-one communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be compelling, seamless? We always morph granular social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think intra-next-generation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be six-sigma? The capacity to transform strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize virally. Do you have a plan to become global? BuildingLink practically invented the term "performance". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C niches and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that it is better to scale strategically than to harness perfectly. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. We invariably innovate B2C biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of iteration. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? The aptitude to enable compellingly leads to the ability to visualize virally. Think cross-media. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. We invariably integrate customized, reality-based cross-media data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will revalue our aptitude to actualize without lessening our ability to visualize. Think macro-sexy. We will drive the term "visionary". We think that most synergistic portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. BuildingLink is the industry leader of six-sigma plug-and-play, C2C2C initiatives. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our models but our capacity to deliver. We often transition B2B2C functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative schemas and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. The aptitude to engineer virally leads to the capability to expedite cyber-cyber-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without intra-content, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.