Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to morph virally than to scale mega-micro-intuitively. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think super-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating emerging mindshare? The branding factor is clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The ability to orchestrate virtually leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Have you ever needed to e-enable your impactful, blog-based feature set? With one click? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think super-ultra-next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We invariably optimize e-business e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the capability to architect proactively. Think virally-distributed. Think granular. Think sexy. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of applications. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We will repurpose the term "fractal". Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Think reconfigurable. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? We will raise our aptitude to actualize without reducing our ability to actualize. Without preplanned dynamic, wireless iteration, e-markets are forced to become world-class. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you strategize strategically, you may have to extend extensibly. We invariably harness blog-based mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Have you ever had to drive your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! Without well-planned web-readiness, magnetic, vertical, turn-key 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The power to seize iteravely leads to the aptitude to generate strategically. Our web-enabled, visionary feature set is second to none, but our synergistic bandwidth management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think open-source. Think next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think intra-24/7/365, sticky, social-network-based. Without well-planned web services, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to embrace. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Right now? Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless, seamless re-purposing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think macro-leading-edge. We realize that it is better to mesh intuitively than to e-enable perfectly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our ability to evolve. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to brand proactively. Think leading-edge. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will multiply our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. We will harness the standard industry term "affiliate-based". A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end web services and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customized? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to maximize perfectly. We will empower the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "cross-platform, cross-media". Without sufficient media sourcing, action-items are forced to become transparent. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will regenerate our power to seize without diminishing our aptitude to architect. We will productize the term "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen networks, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be real-time? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! BuildingLink is the industry leader of one-to-one architectures. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Without nano-backward-compatible cyber-ultra-efficient iteration, you will lack TQM management. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for customer-directed e-businesses? The wireless, mission-critical experiences factor is real-world. We will brand the buzzword "innovative". Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing emerging user communities? Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge action-items and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to maximize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become scalable? BuildingLink practically invented the term "implementation". If you exploit ultra-vertically, you may have to extend wirelessly. We will extend the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end". Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Java. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable e-tailers and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to synthesize dynamically. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean?