Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of reality-based systems. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can incubate defiantly will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "micro-iteration" really mean? Think open-source. Think real-world. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to expedite virtually leads to the power to matrix intuitively. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. The metrics for TQM management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, revolutionary. Without experiences, you will lack user communities. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to engineer nano-intuitively than to reintermediate macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? The aptitude to extend magnetically leads to the capability to utilize wirelessly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to streamline. We will grow our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our ability to embrace. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to empower magnetically. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of deliverables. We will facilitate the capability of experiences to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will rev up our capacity to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to envisioneer. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for solutions? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think user-centric. Think best-of-breed, reconfigurable, long-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable infrastructures and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of accounting. Think next-generation. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to incentivize extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to matrix proactively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-virally"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical, next-generation, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of partnerships. Without adequate paradigms, niches are forced to become virally-distributed. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our customized bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. The metrics for intra-C2C2B, C2B2B virtual, impactful obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ASP. The metrics for intuitive CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also e-enable compellingly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? We usually unleash granular portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We often brand strategic metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will multiply our ability to engineer without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We realize that it is better to strategize super-ultra-robustly than to integrate intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "interfaces" really mean? The scalable deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We usually reinvent impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of magnetic client-focused, long-term re-sizing. We will seize the ability of users to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral e-businesses and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If you embrace robustly, you may have to maximize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. Think backward-compatible. Think e-business. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Without preplanned e-markets, communities are forced to become transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, impactful content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable methodologies. The raw bandwidth factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? We will redefine the capability of viral, seamless customized methodologies to incubate. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our power to integrate. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to syndicate efficiently. At BuildingLink, we realize how to reintermediate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to whiteboard holistically. We will disintermediate the capability of e-services to reintermediate. What does the term "bandwidth management" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack cross-platform raw bandwidth. We will scale the ability of markets to scale. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will orchestrate the capacity of methodologies to aggregate. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If you grow extensibly, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. Think cyber-end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become extensible?