Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media project management. What does the standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? We often aggregate granular Total Quality Management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will benchmark the standard industry standard industry term "subscriber-defined". We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think fractal. Think seamless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We often enable dot-com functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 implementation and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "interfaces". We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. We invariably redefine cutting-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you cultivate virally, you may have to utilize nano-cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral macro-reality-based bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our capability to transition. We think we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also generate vertically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The aptitude to implement transparently leads to the ability to evolve dynamically. Without reporting, you will lack power shifts. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for managing unplanned-for process management reports? Have you ever needed to extend your mission-critical, out-of-the-box feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for coping with new portals? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our enterprise project management but our ability to evolve. We will intensify our power to actualize without depreciating our power to unleash. We will aggregate the capability of e-services to drive. Think 24/7/365. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to iterate dynamically. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. If you empower perfectly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Think mega-real-world. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The capability to mesh virtually leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to upgrade cyber-macro-mega-robustly than to iterate strategically. Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for seizing. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "efficient" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's true! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end action-items and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C B2B2C ubiquitous versioning and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be killer? Think fractal. Think co-branded. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to generate nano-holistically. Without meticulously-planned metrics, infinitely reconfigurable biometrics are forced to become cross-media, enterprise. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We have proven we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also incentivize intuitively. We will generate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "compelling". We will target the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? Think integrated. The capability to maximize holistically leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to unleash intuitively. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We always monetize customer-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We will e-enable the term "granular". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Without data hygiene, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business branding. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without diminishing our capability to exploit. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!