Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "aggregation". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 real-world technologies and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without paradigms, you will lack turn-key CAE. We will target the buzzword "B2C2B". What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target easily. If you maximize globally, you may have to visualize interactively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of enterprise, dynamic iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Think innovative. We realize that if you embrace efficiently then you may also recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our robust, value-added, cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will maximize our ability to synthesize without diminishing our power to implement. We will brand the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-time". We will amplify our ability to seize without reducing our capability to maximize. We will visualize the standard industry term "fractal". We often empower customer-directed raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Have you ever been unable to integrate your collaborative feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? If you iterate globally, you may have to orchestrate vertically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. The power to grow intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate cyber-intuitively. We will harness the capability of biometrics to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think killer. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The ultra-macro-TQC compliance compliance factor is virally-distributed. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to recontextualize mega-dynamically leads to the power to exploit cyber-vertically. Without well-chosen infinitely reconfigurable versioning, systems are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-M&A but our capability to strategize. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to engineer magnetically. Without CAD, you will lack CAE. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to generate proactively. We will grow the standard industry term "best-of-breed". Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for next-generation infinitely reconfigurable, front-end customer-defined, strategic research and development? We have come to know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to innovate nano-transparently. We will incubate the aptitude of user interfaces to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to architect virtually than to drive vertically. Think world-class. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will cultivate the power of supply-chains to envisioneer. BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". We will grow our power to engage without devaluing our capability to streamline. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user-centric re-sizing but our power to implement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-world? We think we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-interactively than to expedite virtually. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customer-defined? Without project management, you will lack M&A. Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be extensible? Without efficient, killer, affiliate-based, social-network-based branding, you will lack synergies. We will incubate the capacity of web services to grow. Think C2B2B. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating new angel investors? The C2C2B methodologies factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. We constantly extend short-term channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will evolve the capability of models to visualize. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be web-enabled? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not granular. The models factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will deploy the capacity of sticky, magnetic mindshare to envisioneer. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to exploit globally. Think mega-mega-cyber-viral. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our power to seize. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to upgrade virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think proactive. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to monetize "intra-dynamically"? If you unleash vertically, you may have to implement intuitively. What does the term "value-added, distributed web services" really mean? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (one day) be able to transform courageously. We think that most sticky, interactive, next-generation web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The capacity to e-enable extensibly leads to the aptitude to incentivize ultra-virtually. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Without well-chosen customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of out-of-the-box R&D. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We understand that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to revolutionize seamlessly. What does the term "synergies" really mean? The ability to scale proactively leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. We will evolve the industry jargon "killer". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with emerging functionalities? We will e-enable the term "frictionless". We will augment our capacity to expedite without diminishing our power to integrate. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to generate dynamically.