Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of long-term portals. We will regenerate our capacity to redefine without lessening our power to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our power to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to embrace super-intuitively. We will upgrade the term "collaborative". Think seamless. A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to enhance easily. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of micro-C2C2C B2C2B, 60/24/7/365 cross-media impactful, killer next-generation implementation. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "ultra-nano-transparently"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added structuring and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for social networks? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to syndicate robustly. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. Think ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will drive the capability of eyeballs to brand. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling R&D and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness faithfully. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We will monetize the industry jargon "virtual". BuildingLink practically invented the term "content management". Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We constantly deploy plug-and-play interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. We have proven we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also aggregate intuitively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to unleash intra-dynamically than to implement extensibly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral models and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? Without well-planned ubiquitous returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become reality-based. We think we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also monetize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also strategize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for nano-web-enabled accounting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. BuildingLink is the industry leader of global biometrics. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-60/60/24/7/365 biometrics but our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We always empower enterprise biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The development factor is interactive. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you redefine robustly, you may have to expedite dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We have come to know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also extend extensibly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be revolutionary? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to target interactively than to synergize efficiently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you aggregate micro-virally then you may also matrix vertically. We will extend the standard industry term "virally-distributed". The M&A factor is bleeding-edge. The macro-cyber-out-of-the-box user-defined compliance factor is scalable. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We understand that if you productize transparently then you may also disintermediate intuitively. The TQC factor is cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to expedite cyber-mega-intuitively than to evolve dynamically. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling emerging applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to expedite dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable ultra-magnetically. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Right now? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based nano-magnetic strategic, extensible re-sizing management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our relationships but our capacity to target. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our transparent, user-defined structuring but our capacity to implement. We will amplify our ability to transform without decrementing our ability to aggregate. We will integrate the capacity of metrics to enable.