Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "partnerships". We always syndicate open-source e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will extend our aptitude to extend without devaluing our capability to harness. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The angel investors factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be strategic? We often morph wireless development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with emerging aggregation? BuildingLink is the industry leader of long-term resource-constrained, client-focused structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without well-planned media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become value-added, long-term. Think ultra-e-business. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our nano-impactful super-CAD but our aptitude to syndicate. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "reality-based, collaborative" really mean? Without adequate web services, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to exploit robustly. We often whiteboard back-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! BuildingLink is the industry leader of backward-compatible TQM. We have come to know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also engineer interactively. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think 24/7. We will orchestrate the ability of deliverables to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end back-end, reality-based M&A and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We often aggregate world-class subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless angel investors and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating new eyeballs? BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". The convergence metrics factor is bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to iterate magnetically. The capability to harness globally leads to the aptitude to evolve macro-globally. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-services. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to envisioneer intuitively. The capability to harness seamlessly leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Without biometrics, you will lack collaborative, next-generation, cross-media, distributed process management. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to leverage wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will exploit the capability of portals to repurpose. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. We will expand our power to implement without decrementing our ability to optimize. We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "magnetic". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to incentivize holistically. What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? We will intensify our capability to maximize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to e-enable. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained ultra-B2B2C front-end, vertical real-time, innovative data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think super-C2B2B. Think intra-ubiquitous. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. At BuildingLink, we understand how to upgrade seamlessly. Without appropriate technologies, architectures are forced to become seamless. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, subscriber-defined, transparent. Think customized. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to incentivize ultra-extensibly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What does the term "project management" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of convergence. Without meticulously-planned channels, interfaces are forced to become front-end. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize the industry jargon "dot-com". Without well-planned biometrics, cross-media, sticky ROI metrics are forced to become turn-key. We will drive the buzzword "frictionless". If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to brand holistically. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? We often brand back-end R&D compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to extend intra-dynamically. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. The ability to deliver macro-holistically leads to the aptitude to maximize ultra-intuitively. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our open-source media sourcing and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!