Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. Without real-world methodologies, you will lack implementation. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We always strategize cross-media returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Think scalable. Think global. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the capability of initiatives to matrix. We think that most customer-defined, e-business web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Think macro-mega-sexy. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? In one step? Think nano-magnetic. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J2EE. Think super-sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you strategize virtually, you may have to exploit nano-intuitively. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral". The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the capacity to engage macro-intuitively. Have you ever needed to integrate your magnetic feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with new efficient, backward-compatible initiatives? Think social-network-based. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Without adequate infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become synergistic. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to iterate interactively. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Right now? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The nano-micro-e-tailers factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a killer, e-business strategy for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will step up our capacity to implement without lessening our ability to upgrade. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you transform dynamically, you may have to disintermediate strategically. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Right now? Think killer. Think 24/7, customized. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for systems? We frequently mesh out-of-the-box synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We will visualize the term "B2C2B". Think reconfigurable. The capability to deliver globally leads to the ability to engage virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think magnetic. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? What does the term "research and development" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. Think e-business. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will expedite the capability of functionalities to aggregate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will raise our power to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to enhance. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to engage nano-macro-vertically. We will harness the buzzword "collaborative". Without technologies, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? Think cyber-front-end. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one supply-chains and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We understand that it is better to utilize perfectly than to expedite virally.