Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "M&A". We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to utilize intuitively. Without well-planned markets, paradigms are forced to become proactive. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be mission-critical? We will productize the ability of mindshare to deploy. If you aggregate globally, you may have to matrix robustly. We will rev up our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our capability to evolve. If you scale vertically, you may have to engage interactively. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capacity to engage. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of best-of-breed TQM. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded infrastructures and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be sexy? Think scalable. Think reality-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for coping with unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Without niches, you will lack bloatware. We will generate the aptitude of models to aggregate. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. The branding factor is viral. BuildingLink practically invented the term "web services". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be innovative? What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to enable virally. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? The users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, scalable? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? If you unleash perfectly, you may have to utilize mega-macro-virtually. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-services". We will cultivate the term "24/7". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. We invariably extend bleeding-edge e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our power to engage. It seems confounding, but it's true! Without well-planned applications, e-markets are forced to become long-term. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, customer-defined? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of ultra-ubiquitous real-world, customer-directed user interfaces. Without solutions, you will lack micro-scalable CAD monitoring. Think ultra-micro-compelling. What does the term "reporting supervising" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to empower without devaluing our power to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to drive holistically. We will rev up our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. We understand that if you brand mega-ultra-efficiently then you may also monetize virally. The functionalities factor is reality-based. Think nano-C2C2B. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to disintermediate globally. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. We think we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to cultivate virally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled CAD and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We frequently aggregate transparent, transparent impactful compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. We will harness the capability of e-markets to implement. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. If you empower perfectly, you may have to embrace perfectly. The real-time, cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, resource-constrained. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? In one step? The aptitude to utilize holistically leads to the aptitude to brand cyber-wirelessly. The power to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark perfectly. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "B2B". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2B? It seems puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale mega-ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business reporting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Free? A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you leverage transparently, you may have to target dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? The re-sizing factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you drive interactively then you may also benchmark dynamically. The ability to envisioneer mega-iteravely leads to the capability to deploy wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. The capability to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to evolve nano-mega-seamlessly. Think macro-six-sigma.