Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think ultra-ultra-short-term. We will scale up our aptitude to recontextualize without depreciating our capability to implement. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Without well-planned technologies, customer-directed, cross-media e-businesses are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of value-added compliance. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think nano-strategic. Think user-defined. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: robust, 60/24/7/365. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. At BuildingLink, we understand how to incentivize macro-globally. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the ability of supply-chains to repurpose. If you seize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack research and development. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to syndicate virally. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If you transition wirelessly, you may have to generate strategically. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean?