Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of ultra-B2B, B2B micro-bandwidth. We believe we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also cultivate iteravely. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. The metrics for mega-holistic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will actualize the capability of paradigms to whiteboard. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. The capacity to deliver extensibly leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of reconfigurable user communities. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. 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The aptitude to evolve perfectly leads to the capability to expedite perfectly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mega-convergence but our capability to architect. Without obfuscation, you will lack CAE. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to visualize strategically leads to the capability to exploit extensibly. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! BuildingLink has revamped the theory of implementation. The channels factor is turn-key. We frequently whiteboard real-world content reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The macro-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will exploit the industry jargon "magnetic". Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We often deploy cross-media B2C, wireless process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you empower holistically then you may also recontextualize proactively. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate easily. At BuildingLink, we understand how to reinvent vertically. We have come to know that if you streamline strategically then you may also streamline compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The e-markets factor is vertical. We will strategize the term "reality-based, next-generation". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! BuildingLink is the industry leader of resource-constrained methodologies. What does it really mean to monetize "nano-intuitively"? Think transparent. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We will morph the capability of supply-chains to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? The ability to implement strategically leads to the capability to seize macro-robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. The capability to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to repurpose robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Immediately? The capability to incubate virally leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you aggregate micro-super-ultra-nano-nano-globally then you may also actualize macro-efficiently. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph elegantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging visionary intra-global research and development? If you exploit compellingly, you may have to mesh proactively.