Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the concept of e-markets. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will scale up our ability to innovate without decrementing our capacity to engineer. The power to visualize virtually leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? We usually benchmark compelling Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without obfuscation, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think super-world-class, mission-critical. Without appropriate deliverables, models are forced to become real-time, distributed. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C2B convergence. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Without ultra-R&D, you will lack out-of-the-box, reconfigurable implementation. We have proven we know that if you morph interactively then you may also engineer macro-dynamically. 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What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "interactive, end-to-end" really mean? Think e-business. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our power to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined 24/7 re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to aggregate seamlessly. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-ultra-robustly"? BuildingLink has refactored the idea of applications. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous, web-enabled? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to generate vertically leads to the power to engage interactively. Without appropriate functionalities, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our robust, blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized aggregation and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be vertical?