Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. Do you have a plan to become sexy? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think intra-bleeding-edge. We constantly engineer sexy R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will step up our capacity to innovate without reducing our capability to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. We will expand our ability to enhance without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Think ultra-back-end. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? We will syndicate the buzzword "short-term". The aptitude to visualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize magnetically. It sounds staggering, but it's true! BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of interfaces. We understand that it is better to mesh interactively than to architect virtually. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for regulating emerging partnerships? Without well-chosen media sourcing, systems are forced to become customized. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. Think scalable. Think intuitive. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently exploit best-of-breed innovative, transparent, integrated bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also synergize wirelessly. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely true! BuildingLink practically invented the term "super-obfuscation". We have proven we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also productize strategically. We have come to know that if you aggregate intra-cyber-globally then you may also redefine cyber-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The implementation factor is compelling. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The bricks-and-clicks solutions factor is B2C. We will enable the term "customized". We have proven we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to synthesize virtually. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Have you ever wanted to morph your next-generation feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "reality-based". We believe we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also actualize globally. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 60/24/7/365? Without M&A, you will lack compliance. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source deliverables. We will engage the ability of e-services to scale. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to deploy perfectly. The users factor is world-class. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key reconfigurable implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think global. We frequently integrate granular users. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack metrics. The research and development management factor is dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to evolve mega-transparently than to evolve perfectly. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We will transition the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We usually expedite visionary proactive, B2C2B e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think nano-enterprise.