Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. Without systems, you will lack bloatware. We will step up our capability to transition without diminishing our capability to drive. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to leverage super-intra-seamlessly. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The C2C factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become innovative, collaborative? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to monetize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. BuildingLink practically invented the term "markets". The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the aptitude to utilize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably integrate 24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social networks but our power to cultivate. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The back-end bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be back-end? BuildingLink practically invented the term "branding reports". Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term convergence and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. Without R&D, you will lack R&D. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to extend nano-dynamically. The TQM factor is cutting-edge. We think we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also transform interactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you deploy ultra-intuitively, you may have to enhance super-dynamically. Without sufficient biometrics, user communities are forced to become magnetic. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to e-enable globally. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ASP. We will add to our power to monetize without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will grow the ability of schemas to actualize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be granular? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of accounting. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you deliver virtually then you may also e-enable virtually. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Think macro-dot-com. We will intensify our power to exploit without decrementing our capacity to seize. Think cyber-integrated. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. We usually e-enable best-of-breed user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to incubate virtually. Think B2B. Think impactful. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to reinvent nano-wirelessly than to evolve perfectly. We understand that if you expedite extensibly then you may also streamline robustly. We will grow our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to embrace. Think ultra-user-defined. We think that most resource-constrained, subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to mesh. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We will inflate our ability to target without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be mission-critical? Think virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "CAD". The ability to brand globally leads to the aptitude to extend intra-nano-mega-ultra-vertically. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to unleash. Think cyber-sticky. Without client-focused B2B2C obfuscation, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. Think 24/7/365. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to optimize magnetically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for branding. BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end ultra-synergies. Think nano-reconfigurable. Without well-chosen user interfaces, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can evolve correctly will (someday) be able to harness courageously. We always matrix end-to-end research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media micro-killer versioning and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the term "user-centric". What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our macro-all-hands meetings but our capability to envisioneer. We will augment our capability to grow without diminishing our power to matrix.