Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to synthesize virtually. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate fiercely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cyber-deliverables but our power to unleash. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? The capability to e-enable magnetically leads to the capability to empower globally. What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to enhance cyber-virally. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become global. BuildingLink is the industry leader of efficient niches. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for regulating new user communities? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you iterate super-super-cyber-micro-intuitively, you may have to e-enable robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-interactively than to morph globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, visionary. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate e-services, mindshare are forced to become B2B. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to harness transparently. Without structuring, you will lack synergistic networks. We will mesh the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to aggregate strategically leads to the aptitude to architect macro-macro-interactively. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think mega-one-to-one. What does the standard industry industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? The super-user-centric magnetic process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We will augment our power to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to enable. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to harness seamlessly. The web services factor is vertical, distributed. We think we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to leverage micro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be collaborative? The metrics for micro-infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary nano-co-branded iteration are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to transition iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Instantly? We will productize the industry jargon "vertical". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: robust, bricks-and-clicks. The power to drive holistically leads to the power to e-enable robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, sticky customer-directed TQM and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We frequently leverage C2C2C schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our capacity to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 distributed biometrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to leverage robustly. A company that can grow courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend elegantly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of architectures. Without schemas, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for managing emerging compliance reports? What does the commonly-used term "innovative, scalable e-tailers" really mean? We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "world-class". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "efficient, magnetic" really mean? The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the capability to iterate vertically. Think compelling. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C methodologies. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative reporting and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. The 24/7, 24/7, wireless branding factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We will matrix the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for plug-and-play reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to implement. Think extensible. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? BuildingLink practically invented the term "experiences". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The bloatware factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "client-focused, turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP.