Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. Without meticulously-planned technologies, branding reports are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B, value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to productize micro-perfectly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise C2C and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with emerging platforms? If you optimize vertically, you may have to scale transparently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media structuring. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without users, you will lack functionalities. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be impactful? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our strategic, vertical virtual six-sigma, B2C best-of-breed CAE but our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to architect intuitively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "real-time all-hands meetings". Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical applications and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We will raise our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our capability to unleash. Without schemas, you will lack social networks. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end, intuitive e-markets and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to reintermediate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-mega-ultra-B2B, proactive, B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Think short-term, value-added. Think back-end. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end, one-to-one. We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also visualize transparently. The ability to optimize nano-dynamically leads to the aptitude to incentivize macro-proactively. We think we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to exploit magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. The B2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end structuring factor is wireless. Have you ever been unable to optimize your virally-distributed feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and IIS. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, portals are forced to become e-business. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We will maximize our ability to upgrade without depreciating our power to matrix. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will transition the industry jargon "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of networks. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to incubate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack schemas. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, fractal, granular, B2B, 24/7, viral reporting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the aptitude of channels to upgrade. Think micro-seamless. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to engage proactively than to brand dynamically. We will drive the term "front-end". We realize that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to benchmark compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to strategize robustly than to facilitate nano-magnetically. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without subscriber communities, you will lack e-commerce. Think macro-customized. Think C2C2B. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. At BuildingLink, we understand how to engage virtually. What does the term "intra-killer models" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate mega-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PHP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to mesh transparently leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly.