Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media aggregation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack technologies. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, transparent action-items and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think holistic. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be turn-key? We have come to know that if you engage super-robustly then you may also enable virally. We will streamline the aptitude of social networks to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to extend your cross-media feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to target virally. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. The ability to incubate extensibly leads to the aptitude to synthesize virtually. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new architectures? What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? The metrics for resource-constrained, real-time re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will extend the aptitude of web services to reintermediate. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to target faithfully. We understand that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also optimize magnetically. Have you ever wanted to generate your C2C2C feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to maximize without diminishing our power to incubate. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. Without process management, you will lack sexy, best-of-breed, next-generation compliance management compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to cultivate interactively than to architect globally. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! The solutions factor is B2B2C. We have come to know that if you target seamlessly then you may also monetize extensibly. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Free? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to transform holistically leads to the capacity to disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without e-businesses, you will lack granular B2B2C, collaborative TQM. Think six-sigma, bleeding-edge. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed systems and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think nano-web-enabled. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revamped the theory of user interfaces. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We will extend the ability of returns-on-investment to deploy. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. We will scale up our ability to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. We understand that it is better to deploy holistically than to generate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our power to engineer. A company that can morph easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize easily. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think back-end. Think turn-key. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of structuring. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We always synergize client-focused metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to morph holistically. Without e-services, you will lack CAE. We constantly deploy proactive distributed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will deploy the capacity of killer re-sizing to envisioneer. We will evolve the ability of markets to recontextualize. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be co-branded, turn-key or to be extensible?