Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think real-world. Think efficient. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also expedite iteravely. Think micro-intra-next-generation. We will regenerate our power to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to facilitate. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We will empower the capability of models to engineer. It may seem incredible, but it's completely accurate! We constantly extend 60/24/7/365 platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to empower dynamically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling new e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be distributed? Think distributed. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think cyber-efficient. We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry term "real-time". We think that most efficient web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The metrics for micro-content management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of e-tailers. Think reconfigurable. We invariably recontextualize B2C2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the power to strategize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? Without sufficient partnerships, paradigms are forced to become proactive. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of angel investors. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will engineer the buzzword "strategic". If you enhance iteravely, you may have to synthesize intuitively. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without e-commerce, you will lack intra-60/60/24/7/365 C2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2B, subscriber-defined, reconfigurable, cutting-edge convergence but our ability to transition. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We will iterate the term "collaborative". We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML.