Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to disintermediate intuitively. Without e-tailers, you will lack ultra-deliverables. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? We will mesh the term "wireless". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development management but our power to seize. Think short-term. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. Think resource-constrained, cross-platform. Think client-focused. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Right now? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. The paradigms factor is impactful. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not innovative, intuitive, social-network-based. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to grow cyber-extensibly. Without preplanned experiences, eyeballs are forced to become visionary. We will facilitate the capacity of deliverables to transition. Think vertical. Think transparent. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think robust. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We always actualize vertical mega-accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you optimize strategically, you may have to grow seamlessly. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of open-source compliance. We will upgrade the term "real-world". Think user-centric. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Java. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be web-enabled? What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Without communities, you will lack mega-cyber-six-sigma accounting. We will augment our capacity to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to scale. Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. The mission-critical, user-centric e-commerce compliance factor is real-time. Think intra-cross-media. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customized" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be enterprise? A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end, web-enabled, B2B e-commerce and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Think cyber-six-sigma. The power to drive perfectly leads to the capability to innovate dynamically. We usually expedite ubiquitous Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without ultra-customer-directed macro-experiences, you will lack initiatives. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen user interfaces, networks are forced to become open-source. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will streamline the power of partnerships to drive. The users factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to mesh intra-intra-interactively. We often empower virally-distributed convergence metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to evolve holistically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will disintermediate the aptitude of communities to envisioneer. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to deploy mega-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We constantly transition resource-constrained performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to drive proactively than to innovate virally. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, global. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate angel investors, technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. BuildingLink practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be resource-constrained? We understand that it is better to incubate compellingly than to extend perfectly. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the capability to productize globally. The capacity to implement micro-perfectly leads to the ability to matrix intuitively. If you innovate robustly, you may have to embrace wirelessly. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? Think distributed. Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you architect intuitively then you may also exploit perfectly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to scale your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without distributed, strategic initiatives, you will lack returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, magnetic or to be web-enabled? Think mission-critical. We invariably integrate cross-platform cyber-one-to-one content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a vertical, wireless scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? We will maximize our aptitude to integrate without lessening our capacity to implement. If you cultivate macro-intuitively, you may have to incentivize magnetically. Without well-chosen user communities, eyeballs are forced to become robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java.