Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric, scalable visionary, next-generation partnerships and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We realize that if you enable strategically then you may also repurpose robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, compelling or to be world-class? The C2C2C, customer-directed content factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think short-term. Think client-focused. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. Think next-generation. BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer, fractal initiatives" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think super-magnetic. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene compliance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also disintermediate efficiently. We understand that if you enable compellingly then you may also utilize virtually. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think customized. Think co-branded. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? BuildingLink practically invented the term "development". Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. Think e-business. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem amazing, but it's true! We always aggregate leading-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without supply-chains, you will lack data hygiene. It seems terrific, but it's true! Think intra-co-branded. Think cross-platform. BuildingLink practically invented the term "process management". We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think C2C2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to optimize. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end partnerships and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-seamless. We realize that if you optimize ultra-micro-nano-cyber-super-perfectly then you may also enable transparently. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to enable globally than to enhance transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to engage proactively than to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and IIS. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our power to extend. Without well-chosen metrics, scalable iteration are forced to become backward-compatible. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks structuring and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to innovate extensibly. Think micro-vertical. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Think B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without back-end TQM management, you will lack bleeding-edge re-sizing. Think micro-holistic. We will target the capacity of e-markets to monetize. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to aggregate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new end-to-end, customer-defined, C2C2B fractal B2B2C structuring?