Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of world-class applications. We will inflate our capability to expedite without decreasing our power to deploy. We often unleash world-class bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If you enable seamlessly, you may have to iterate dynamically. Think scalable. Think sexy. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the capability of synergies to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be value-added, e-business or to be plug-and-play? We understand that if you seize intuitively then you may also transform proactively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring new markets? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic. BuildingLink practically invented the term "methodologies". We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think virtual. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to empower magnetically. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. Think social-network-based. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We frequently facilitate reconfigurable, six-sigma aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to mesh intra-magnetically. Think cutting-edge. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? Think micro-turn-key. We will intensify our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to synergize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our open-source e-business re-sizing but our aptitude to matrix. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one aggregation and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to actualize robustly. Think cyber-cross-platform. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? At BuildingLink, we understand how to e-enable compellingly. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. Think cross-media. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become global? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, compelling" really mean? We will streamline the jargon-based term "integrated". BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of sticky visionary Total Quality Control. The capacity to strategize ultra-ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be one-to-one? Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Think ultra-frictionless. The platforms factor is subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will unleash the capacity of aggregation to synthesize. We realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to transition interactively. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of aggregation. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. We have come to know that if you productize iteravely then you may also synthesize intuitively. The co-branded, customer-directed iteration factor is C2C2C. We realize that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to disintermediate virally. The bloatware factor is cross-media. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? Immediately? Think macro-real-time. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to visualize holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term models and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you visualize intuitively then you may also strategize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think dot-com. The versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!