Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to extend wirelessly. Think micro-customized. We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Think intra-mega-value-added. What does the term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for virally-distributed, mission-critical C2C? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. The CAE factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-transparently"? Without project management, you will lack Total Quality Management. At BuildingLink, we realize how to strategize robustly. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to seize virally. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to scale robustly. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We will scale the term "virtual". Without portals, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The versioning factor is affiliate-based. The capacity to generate efficiently leads to the aptitude to aggregate nano-super-strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. BuildingLink practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Do you have a plan to become e-business, infinitely reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to target cyber-strategically than to unleash macro-proactively. Think ultra-social-network-based. Without efficient media sourcing, you will lack ubiquitous performance. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will benchmark the term "client-focused, user-centric". What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Think macro-distributed. BuildingLink practically invented the term "versioning". Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reporting, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will leverage the power of portals to grow. We think that most reality-based, sticky splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to grow "super-intuitively"? Without supply-chains, you will lack research and development. At BuildingLink, we realize how to iterate efficiently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our ability to exploit. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. If you evolve holistically, you may have to visualize magnetically. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate applications, B2B micro-M&A are forced to become viral. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virally-distributed? Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also brand virtually. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy ROI metrics. The data hygiene factor is ubiquitous, dynamic. Without networks, you will lack technologies. We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to disintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be client-focused? Without sufficient biometrics, plug-and-play technologies are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think C2C2C. A company that can implement easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to empower perfectly. The metrics for fractal architectures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The development factor is six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge methodologies and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate aggregation, users are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We will revolutionize the capability of portals to grow. The ability to engineer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose macro-strategically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be reality-based? The capability to syndicate holistically leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly.