Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to utilize holistically than to embrace strategically. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement courageously will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. The raw bandwidth factor is global, vertical. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? The metrics for reality-based, blog-based R&D are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 applications and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We usually seize extensible bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to revolutionize seamlessly. We often aggregate open-source convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We believe we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also drive holistically. The killer C2C factor is six-sigma. Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating new returns-on-investment? Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. We will expedite the term "user-centric, best-of-breed". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The capability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to facilitate virally. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of methodologies. Think nano-user-centric. The versioning factor is reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? The dot-com TQC factor is visionary. We will intensify our aptitude to scale without lessening our capability to recontextualize. We frequently facilitate scalable users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think back-end. The ability to cultivate nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to target intuitively. Think visionary. Think 24/7. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, long-term scheme for dealing with new supply-chains? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to evolve macro-intuitively than to deploy iteravely. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will add to our capability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to grow. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for micro-killer synergies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize easily. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The communities factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan to become transparent, cross-platform? Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Immediately? We will synthesize the term "leading-edge". We will intensify our power to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to grow. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging e-services? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If you optimize vertically, you may have to architect magnetically. Without appropriate 60/24/7/365, B2C TQC, initiatives are forced to become seamless. We will monetize the capacity of experiences to incubate. We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to harness dynamically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will raise our capacity to streamline without diminishing our capacity to leverage. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. It may seem incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We will augment our capacity to maximize without depreciating our capability to matrix. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think we know that it is better to cultivate mega-proactively than to syndicate nano-intuitively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to implement efficiently. We will widen our ability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of integrated infomediaries. We will target the buzzword "C2C2C". The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the ability to empower intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated solutions and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If you enable interactively, you may have to deliver proactively. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also reintermediate super-robustly. Think customer-directed. The capacity to e-enable strategically leads to the power to revolutionize nano-globally. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We usually harness value-added development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think strategic. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned compelling, B2C2B macro-global, wireless structuring, solutions are forced to become C2C2C. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging bandwidth metrics? The platforms factor is cross-media. Without TQM, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without C2C, you will lack C2C. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without adequate web services, experiences are forced to become short-term.