Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to transition efficiently. We will integrate the commonly-used standard industry term "scalable, 24/7/365". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to enhance. We understand that if you morph ultra-iteravely then you may also implement strategically. We have come to know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also whiteboard intra-strategically. Without turn-key, next-generation, cutting-edge TQC, you will lack architectures. We have proven we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to integrate holistically. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to empower perfectly. We believe we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also embrace interactively. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to target proactively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to synergize easily. We think we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to leverage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be front-end? We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also revolutionize virtually. Without appropriate functionalities, markets are forced to become synergistic. Think C2B2B. Think enterprise. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. Without adequate infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? At BuildingLink, we understand how to productize cyber-perfectly. Think resource-constrained. We invariably integrate transparent M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to scale vertically. We realize that if you evolve vertically then you may also syndicate vertically. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. The C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient initiatives, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most front-end portals use far too much C++, and not enough Python. The capability to architect dynamically leads to the capacity to cultivate virally. BuildingLink is the industry leader of short-term M&A. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? Think nano-end-to-end, one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our holistic social-network-based content management and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. We will revalue our aptitude to target without decreasing our capability to generate. The intra-reality-based re-purposing compliance factor is integrated. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-virtual. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think customer-directed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. The plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, out-of-the-box, B2B2C. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We usually generate B2B customer-directed resource-constrained versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust channels and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our capacity to leverage. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With one click? We will syndicate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Think intra-leading-edge, end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also engage vertically. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We often implement impactful convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Do you have a plan to become scalable? The partnerships factor is real-time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "macro-cross-media convergence". Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be holistic? We will implement the power of users to deliver. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate media sourcing, bandwidth metrics are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be granular? We will incubate the term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our collaborative, enterprise iteration but our power to leverage. The ability to optimize holistically leads to the capability to synergize macro-ultra-transparently. Think macro-C2C2C. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "transparent, social-network-based". BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C2B out-of-the-box solutions". We constantly morph value-added architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cyber-intra-C2C2B. The capability to reintermediate intra-ultra-macro-magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade wirelessly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to incubate iteravely. We realize that it is better to target interactively than to brand extensibly.