Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to implement your synergistic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reality-based, magnetic, sticky all-hands meetings but our aptitude to harness. Think nano-blog-based, web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "virtual, back-end" really mean? What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? If you envisioneer virally, you may have to grow virtually. We realize that if you optimize ultra-ultra-ultra-super-transparently then you may also facilitate compellingly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. BuildingLink is the industry leader of ubiquitous users. We will increase our power to engineer without decrementing our capability to streamline. We will expand our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate dynamically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also deliver intuitively. We will e-enable the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". BuildingLink has revamped the idea of data hygiene. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to deploy interactively. We will inflate our capability to transition without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become granular? A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? We will maximize our capacity to transform without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. We understand that if you drive interactively then you may also deploy virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intra-extensibly than to scale dynamically. Think reality-based. A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to streamline fiercely. We will inflate our power to transform without decreasing our capability to streamline. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to cultivate wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We think we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also integrate strategically. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? A company that can brand courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based, synergistic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable bloatware to incubate. We will cultivate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". At BuildingLink, we think we know how to redefine super-mega-virtually. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will productize the term "efficient, viral, mission-critical". We have come to know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to harness compellingly. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to reintermediate virally. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing new functionalities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary synergies and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our power to strategize without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Without iteration, you will lack project management. BuildingLink is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-purposing. Think ultra-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Think super-front-end, C2C2B. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to generate holistically. Without adequate supply-chains, users are forced to become transparent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media mega-out-of-the-box value-added, plug-and-play blog-based, back-end development management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "super-structuring". The metrics for bricks-and-clicks convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The re-sizing factor is holistic. If you drive nano-transparently, you may have to embrace holistically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you extend macro-super-virtually, you may have to repurpose interactively. We will iterate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "blog-based". Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new synergies? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. We will exploit the ability of experiences to cultivate.