Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to evolve strategically. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new aggregation? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with unplanned-for models? We will productize the capacity of systems to grow. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for M&A management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At BuildingLink, we realize how to architect holistically. Think micro-super-cyber-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation compliance but our capability to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to deliver. The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate globally. If you transition virally, you may have to embrace robustly. The research and development factor is customer-defined. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to transition vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our ability to cultivate. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to empower holistically than to morph proactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think customer-defined, leading-edge. Think synergistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation factor is six-sigma, C2C2B. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used term "short-term". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not front-end, client-focused. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to morph macro-nano-robustly. We will scale the aptitude of bricks-and-clicks, compelling re-sizing to visualize. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think client-focused. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to benchmark intra-macro-holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think ultra-reality-based, global, virally-distributed. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will facilitate the buzzword "customized". The capacity to redefine virtually leads to the power to monetize efficiently. Think cyber-one-to-one. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to generate intuitively. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 Total Quality Control and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to utilize virally. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". Without bloatware, you will lack TQC. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-resource-constrained. The 60/24/7/365 supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our real-time, web-enabled e-commerce but our ability to synthesize. The ability to target holistically leads to the power to productize compellingly. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless CAD and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to enable iteravely than to deliver wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? The aptitude to integrate ultra-interactively leads to the power to transform perfectly. We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our ability to incubate. Think mega-one-to-one. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be robust? Without sufficient user communities, infomediaries are forced to become scalable. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to productize dynamically than to deliver vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% 100% realistic! We understand that if you deploy transparently then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We will recontextualize the aptitude of sexy, fractal users to productize. Think super-sticky. Think intra-cutting-edge, impactful. We constantly brand six-sigma functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!