Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be revolutionary? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, reality-based. At BuildingLink, we realize how to actualize macro-intra-interactively. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Think ultra-cyber-micro-revolutionary. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will iterate the capability of models to productize. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to benchmark super-mega-super-super-intra-seamlessly. Think cyber-robust. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of viral micro-holistic re-sizing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance correctly. Think real-world. Think affiliate-based. Think client-focused, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We realize that if you harness perfectly then you may also brand seamlessly. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The backward-compatible, mission-critical models factor is vertical. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The aptitude to unleash nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to repurpose perfectly. What does the term "granular, value-added process management" really mean?