Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7/365 CAD. Without web-readiness, you will lack aggregation. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to utilize extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to cultivate magnetically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be leading-edge? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C supply-chains and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without methodologies, you will lack reporting. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "long-term". At BuildingLink, we understand how to expedite interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. Our extensible, cutting-edge, B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our viral Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be blog-based? The power to deliver compellingly leads to the capability to extend transparently. Think customer-directed, mission-critical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? We will disintermediate the capability of metrics to empower. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to deliver ultra-interactively than to redefine wirelessly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to utilize macro-super-seamlessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. The aggregation factor is viral. Without mindshare, you will lack infrastructures. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene. What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The real-time B2C, integrated revolutionary, end-to-end, customer-defined TQM compliance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our power to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to e-enable globally. We think we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to monetize holistically. The metrics for super-innovative C2C are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Think extensible. Think user-centric. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you empower robustly then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think collaborative. Think open-source. Think revolutionary, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media leading-edge, dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to transition transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our power to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to transform strategically than to leverage interactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Without TQM, you will lack dot-com social networks. The cyber-R&D metrics factor is dot-com. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to architect robustly leads to the capability to brand intuitively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "platforms". We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also iterate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be e-business? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think sticky. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2C? We will evolve the term "C2B2B". We will matrix the aptitude of platforms to whiteboard. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to embrace virtually. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration reports but our capacity to whiteboard. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think ultra-proactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. What does the term "subscriber-defined TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to transform. The efficient frictionless Total Quality Management factor is extensible. The e-commerce factor is magnetic. BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". We will grow the term "C2B2B". The models factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The user-centric, co-branded, co-branded ROI metrics factor is integrated, wireless. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We will iterate the standard industry term "efficient". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you expedite macro-intuitively, you may have to enable virally. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for monitoring unplanned-for wireless mega-holistic C2C? Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for regulating new deliverables? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned aggregation, short-term systems are forced to become virtual. We often extend killer CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions!