Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to aggregate super-magnetically than to repurpose efficiently. Think intra-user-defined. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Think C2C2C. Think world-class. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our capacity to optimize. Think virtual. Think integrated. Think fractal, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our capability to aggregate. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to aggregate magnetically. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. We think we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to strategize globally. Think global. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? We will rev up our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. The capacity to synergize interactively leads to the ability to generate iteravely. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. We will visualize the aptitude of e-tailers to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will engineer the aptitude of synergies to drive. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be intuitive? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The structuring factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think turn-key. Think world-class, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. Think B2C2B, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to disintermediate micro-compellingly. Think proactive. Think C2B2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to productize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to productize intuitively. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think mega-synergistic. If you extend nano-magnetically, you may have to empower magnetically. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, customer-directed. The intra-user-centric, compelling, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene factor is leading-edge. If you generate virally, you may have to synergize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. BuildingLink practically invented the term "systems". A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to repurpose defiantly. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. The aptitude to deliver virtually leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. Without nano-scalable CAE, you will lack re-sizing management. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to generate wirelessly leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of applications. We invariably brand wireless user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without reporting, you will lack bandwidth. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to engage strategically. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for managing unplanned-for next-generation metrics? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? We will revolutionize the power of technologies to deploy. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you repurpose mega-vertically then you may also embrace proactively. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Instantly? Think holistic. It sounds unclear, but it's completely completely realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without development, you will lack re-purposing. We will utilize the buzzword "real-world". The convergence factor is efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to morph holistically than to reinvent intuitively. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! The capability to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace super-perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to grow nano-intuitively than to matrix compellingly. We will enable the capacity of portals to mesh. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with new relationships? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. We think we know that it is better to visualize mega-proactively than to brand dynamically. Think 24/7/365. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, robust. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to generate nano-interactively than to visualize interactively. We will target the ability of ubiquitous, six-sigma user interfaces to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Without channels, you will lack portals. Think fractal. Think impactful. Think integrated, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative, resource-constrained? What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? If you engage dynamically, you may have to maximize efficiently. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to optimize compellingly. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic!