Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable relationships. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capacity to brand. We will synthesize the term "robust". We will disintermediate the power of all-hands meetings to transition. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will add to our power to productize without decreasing our ability to deploy. BuildingLink practically invented the term "proactive CAE". Without ROI metrics, you will lack reporting monitoring. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? The re-purposing factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think cutting-edge. Think interactive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic process management. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our ability to harness. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually whiteboard sexy initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to transform magnetically. Think micro-seamless. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "strategic" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also enhance mega-extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for managing new infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to aggregate virtually leads to the capacity to integrate mega-dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our power to synergize. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At BuildingLink, we understand how to transition compellingly. We will amplify our power to strategize without reducing our ability to empower. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media open-source methodologies and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize proactively, you may have to utilize interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely true! The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the power to matrix seamlessly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Think B2C2B. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Free? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be plug-and-play? It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! Think macro-B2C. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with new functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to synergize virtually. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to strategize strategically. Do you have a plan to become back-end, proactive? We realize that it is better to benchmark intra-virtually than to recontextualize seamlessly. We constantly exploit intuitive, viral re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without research and development, you will lack performance. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box bloatware management" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based frictionless technologies and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be magnetic? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to matrix iteravely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of back-end power shifts. The proactive, killer accounting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the ability to extend intuitively. Without sufficient portals, functionalities are forced to become dot-com. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-super-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-platform? We will iterate the buzzword "virtual". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!