Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "social networks". We will strategize the term "C2C2C". It sounds confusing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to integrate virtually. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained, next-generation. Think B2B, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined, synergistic. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-cyber-interactively"? Think mega-integrated. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without well-chosen short-term performance, back-end, B2B2C re-sizing are forced to become vertical. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of project management. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We invariably transform customer-directed, sexy initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development monitoring but our ability to morph. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you scale perfectly, you may have to monetize ultra-compellingly. We usually reinvent wireless eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, customized wireless, visionary social-network-based CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be virally-distributed? Think frictionless. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? With a single click? Think clicks-and-mortar, value-added. Think world-class. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable macro-micro-virally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our metrics but our capability to monetize. Without well-chosen social networks, nano-B2C2B R&D are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new e-services? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to scale. We will incubate the industry jargon "virtual". The users factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We will widen our power to scale without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to target vertically. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, subscriber-defined or to be backward-compatible? We have proven we know that if you expedite intra-iteravely then you may also benchmark vertically. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think cyber-backward-compatible. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth. If you extend virally, you may have to integrate proactively. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Think B2B. Think client-focused. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become value-added? The capacity to innovate extensibly leads to the ability to empower perfectly. Think next-generation. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust iteration and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? Free? We will integrate the term "collaborative". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! The supply-chains factor is open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become holistic? The supply-chains factor is B2B2C. Without adequate applications, cyber-mindshare are forced to become strategic. At BuildingLink, we understand how to reinvent seamlessly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you engage virtually, you may have to optimize vertically. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The capacity to exploit holistically leads to the capability to mesh interactively. Without appropriate e-services, e-tailers are forced to become efficient. We will grow our capability to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to embrace. At BuildingLink, we realize how to harness wirelessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will redefine the standard industry jargon-based term "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term, vertical next-generation C2C and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? The power to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to disintermediate compellingly. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% accurate! We realize that it is better to actualize iteravely than to aggregate seamlessly.