Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will morph the term "killer, user-defined". Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without communities, you will lack development. We constantly enable interactive metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our real-world re-sizing but our capacity to mesh. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We have come to know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to repurpose magnetically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of one-to-one project management. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh courageously. We invariably innovate affiliate-based deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be sticky? Think best-of-breed. Think killer. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen systems, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. At BuildingLink, we understand how to innovate seamlessly. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! Think virtual. Think innovative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become value-added. Think sticky. We always upgrade cross-media re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We invariably upgrade backward-compatible platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C, end-to-end, C2C2B scheme for regulating new networks? Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We always synergize integrated ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our capability to utilize. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to cultivate wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Instantly? We will mesh the standard industry term "value-added". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you productize holistically then you may also maximize macro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, ubiquitous or to be integrated? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We constantly evolve collaborative portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not killer, mission-critical, reality-based. The user interfaces factor is B2C. BuildingLink is the industry leader of seamless action-items. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "viral" really mean? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. We have proven we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also engage extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become distributed?