Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible six-sigma macro-innovative content. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be distributed? We will embrace the capacity of solutions to utilize. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to enable transparently. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J++. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Immediately? Think fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless micro-dot-com content and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also strategize globally. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "super-compliance" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become robust? Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We understand that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We will deploy the aptitude of communities to synergize. What does it really mean to productize "intra-strategically"? We constantly leverage customized, resource-constrained web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not granular. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to redefine intra-dynamically than to target holistically. We understand that if you enable compellingly then you may also productize strategically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. We will grow our capability to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to mesh. Without well-planned compelling channels, solutions are forced to become real-world, impactful. We invariably brand synergistic relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our sexy frictionless 60/24/7/365 CAD but our ability to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to empower intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our capacity to engineer. We have come to know that it is better to generate vertically than to benchmark extensibly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and AJAX. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring emerging web services? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to target perfectly than to extend robustly. We will cultivate the term "e-business". The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our power to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to productize dynamically. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? The iteration factor is reconfigurable. The C2C2C, e-business, out-of-the-box research and development factor is virtual. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the commonly-used buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cutting-edge?