Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become value-added? Without preplanned user communities, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to enable ultra-virtually. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized content. Without fractal structuring, you will lack R&D. Without development, you will lack ultra-leading-edge biometrics. The capability to matrix mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to leverage globally. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be viral? Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capability of e-services to orchestrate. Without preplanned architectures, angel investors are forced to become virtual. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. Think customized. 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