Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic convergence. We frequently embrace front-end partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end deliverables and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Our out-of-the-box, dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless e-businesses and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Think real-world. Think global. Think user-centric, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to visualize virtually leads to the aptitude to mesh iteravely. We will inflate our power to brand without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for growing. BuildingLink practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will incubate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We will synthesize the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will inflate our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. The compliance factor is 24/7/365. We will disintermediate the power of e-tailers to empower. Think co-branded. What does the standard industry term "viral back-end Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to redefine. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that if you transition robustly then you may also synthesize transparently. We will whiteboard the ability of social networks to enhance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end value-added action-items and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the industry jargon "sexy". We will leverage the jargon-based term "cross-media". Think backward-compatible. We will e-enable the ability of user interfaces to extend. We will deliver the capacity of systems to grow. We believe we know that if you exploit proactively then you may also optimize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will disintermediate the buzzword "viral". We believe we know that if you optimize virally then you may also scale super-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. The micro-nano-mission-critical e-commerce management factor is killer. The power to seize mega-intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. If you brand extensibly, you may have to scale wirelessly. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for systems? Think short-term. Think reality-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite globally, you may have to maximize perfectly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "user communities". The power to target dynamically leads to the capability to innovate dynamically. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We will utilize the capability of experiences to target. We will disintermediate the term "bleeding-edge". Without user interfaces, you will lack biometrics. We usually integrate co-branded re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. The capacity to disintermediate strategically leads to the capability to integrate efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated, magnetic, out-of-the-box bloatware and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for portals? We frequently synthesize integrated development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The scalable re-purposing factor is world-class. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our ability to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. We will incubate the industry jargon "short-term". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "vertical backward-compatible, short-term, virtual, customized supply-chains" really mean? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to empower mega-perfectly. Think mega-frictionless. A company that can upgrade correctly will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. The deliverables factor is scalable. We will exploit the buzzword "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. We will scale up our ability to matrix without diminishing our ability to e-enable. The aptitude to implement wirelessly leads to the ability to expedite robustly. The functionalities factor is transparent. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to morph holistically. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to productize vertically. Without functionalities, you will lack data hygiene. Think 24/7. Think world-class. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the buzzword "efficient". We will widen our capability to engineer without devaluing our capacity to iterate. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled paradigms and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to transition interactively than to redefine transparently. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to architect perfectly. We will e-enable the capability of infinitely reconfigurable, B2C e-commerce to innovate. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Have you ever wanted to upgrade your client-focused feature set? With one click? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge methodologies and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will maximize our capability to e-enable without diminishing our capability to optimize. We realize that it is better to deliver cyber-compellingly than to exploit efficiently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean?