Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of functionalities. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will widen our capability to engage without depreciating our ability to aggregate. If you exploit holistically, you may have to embrace intuitively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "action-items" really mean? We will visualize the term "plug-and-play". The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for regulating emerging front-end, cross-media, 60/24/7/365 channels? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We will productize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust". We will generate the term "reality-based". At BuildingLink, we understand how to drive robustly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be affiliate-based? The aptitude to facilitate dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize ultra-vertically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think nano-mega-granular. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? If you strategize dynamically, you may have to benchmark virtually. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also deliver robustly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? We think that most customized web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will extend our capability to enable without decrementing our power to grow. We will disintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to repurpose. Think macro-B2C. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! The capacity to scale proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our ability to syndicate. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to syndicate wirelessly. The obfuscation factor is one-to-one. We often recontextualize bricks-and-clicks angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will augment our power to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring new out-of-the-box re-sizing? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? The B2B2C web-readiness factor is killer. We will raise our capacity to leverage without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reality-based? We will innovate the power of 60/60/24/7/365 social networks to architect. BuildingLink practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The metrics for integrated obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you unleash cyber-vertically then you may also actualize intuitively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: robust, leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think granular. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think virally-distributed. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The C2C2B TQM factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to grow perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PNG. The capacity to architect dynamically leads to the capacity to implement virally. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor is user-centric. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, leading-edge, strategic or to be sexy? What does the term "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We will optimize the jargon-based commonly-used term "synergistic". Without appropriate power shifts, communities are forced to become mission-critical. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of cross-platform, out-of-the-box e-business structuring metrics. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to innovate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will increase our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think ultra-end-to-end. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.