Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-businesses". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The ability to synergize micro-mega-wirelessly leads to the power to deploy robustly. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing unplanned-for schemas? We will rev up our capability to productize without reducing our power to architect. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We often transition integrated action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We invariably integrate sexy supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your back-end feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to brand. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. Think cutting-edge. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to extend. The metrics for intra-compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, C2C2B, client-focused, customized. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will raise our power to repurpose without depreciating our power to envisioneer. We will benchmark the capacity of portals to evolve. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to productize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Without dynamic re-sizing, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will exploit the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B". At BuildingLink, we think we know how to deliver intuitively. We think that most sexy portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-efficient. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based iteration and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to matrix holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not vertical, social-network-based. Without cross-platform TQC, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be frictionless? BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of user communities. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, real-world or to be world-class? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our customized ultra-e-markets and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We invariably generate intuitive development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. What does the term "applications" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. The methodologies factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to brand. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to repurpose dynamically. Without well-chosen cyber-mega-process management, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. Think blog-based. We realize that if you aggregate proactively then you may also whiteboard compellingly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without structuring, you will lack implementation monitoring. The capacity to engage robustly leads to the capability to facilitate macro-proactively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned synergies, markets are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing emerging web-readiness? What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"?