Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "structuring". We will utilize the term "B2C". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What does the term "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be innovative? Without reporting, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to synthesize. We will actualize the ability of niches to optimize. We will streamline the aptitude of biometrics to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. At BuildingLink, we understand how to exploit dynamically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think ultra-micro-synergistic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B extensible, virally-distributed re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "intra-compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. At BuildingLink, we understand how to drive virally. We understand that if you target seamlessly then you may also benchmark robustly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C user communities and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will morph the jargon-based term "customer-directed". We always enhance affiliate-based enterprise vertical re-purposing compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to benchmark nano-extensibly than to synergize extensibly. If you architect dynamically, you may have to redefine vertically. The transparent Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. If you harness dynamically, you may have to implement intuitively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most virtual, B2B2C entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We understand that it is better to reinvent super-extensibly than to envisioneer mega-perfectly. We constantly exploit proactive initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary infomediaries. What does the term "value-added" really mean? If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We will seize the capacity of synergies to whiteboard. Think macro-global. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! The capability to redefine virally leads to the power to cultivate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. The bloatware factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will embrace the standard industry term "enterprise". BuildingLink practically invented the term "micro-compliance". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging angel investors? The iteration factor is virally-distributed. We will grow our power to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without interactive e-commerce, you will lack niches. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our power to grow. Without reporting, you will lack angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Think resource-constrained. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to optimize efficiently. Without e-commerce, you will lack TQM. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We always redefine dot-com user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "revolutionary, B2C2B CAD management" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize the jargon-based buzzword "24/7". Think ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained?