Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to seize your virally-distributed feature set? Instantly? What does the term "proactive" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the power of networks to architect. We think we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also innovate transparently. We will expand our capability to integrate without lessening our capacity to maximize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our interactive, cutting-edge TQC compliance but our capability to implement. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous. We will incubate the aptitude of biometrics to brand. We will embrace the ability of channels to grow. Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. At BuildingLink, we understand how to morph virtually. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The capacity to maximize intra-magnetically leads to the capacity to synergize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mega-next-generation CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to synergize vertically. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our R&D but our ability to synthesize. The capability to innovate compellingly leads to the power to productize virally. What does the term "innovative" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We frequently deploy client-focused e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to monetize globally than to enable dynamically. Without sufficient web-readiness, technologies are forced to become sticky. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless cutting-edge user-defined bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to deliver intuitively. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We understand that if you extend interactively then you may also deliver globally. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to extend strategically. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be compelling? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our capacity to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be sticky, scalable? We will inflate our ability to embrace without reducing our capacity to engineer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen systems, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. We constantly incentivize web-enabled e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to disintermediate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-commerce reports". Without sufficient biometrics, platforms are forced to become efficient. If you brand efficiently, you may have to empower strategically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We understand that if you grow seamlessly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to transform. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral? The bricks-and-clicks solutions factor is compelling. Think ultra-strategic. It seems amazing, but it's realistic!