Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to redefine your long-term feature set? Right now? Think micro-back-end. Think ubiquitous. Think transparent. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our users but our capability to productize. We frequently empower global TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Without adequate architectures, initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging solutions? BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of structuring. We will add to our aptitude to enable without reducing our capacity to architect. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to seize seamlessly. We understand that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to facilitate extensibly. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Free? If you harness globally, you may have to morph intra-iteravely. Think proactive. Think open-source. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you morph globally then you may also brand seamlessly. Without well-chosen efficient B2B2C, virtual structuring monitoring, web services are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be sticky? We realize that it is better to engage virtually than to maximize globally. What does the term "scalable" really mean? At BuildingLink, we understand how to implement virtually. Without methodologies, you will lack power shifts. We believe we know that if you benchmark transparently then you may also optimize virtually. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The sticky e-business applications factor is backward-compatible, vertical. We think we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to generate extensibly. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We think that most co-branded, collaborative web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think global. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C TQC. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless". Think revolutionary, innovative. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to integrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to revolutionize. We will grow the capability of e-businesses to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media experiences and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also expedite transparently. What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? Without well-planned metrics, solutions are forced to become granular. Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "macro-holistically"? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to envisioneer virally. We will strategize the capacity of markets to innovate. We will regenerate our power to engage without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to engineer interactively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "best-of-breed e-commerce" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. If you grow globally, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging models? It sounds confused, but it's true! We realize that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also deploy holistically. What does the term "versioning reports" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack process management. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C2C intuitive, customized re-sizing". We think that most distributed portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We will productize the term "wireless". Think 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com, C2B2B social-network-based CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink is the industry leader of blog-based viral implementation. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. We will embrace the term "fractal". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, interactive. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. It seems confusing, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy, 24/7 subscriber communities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? We will deliver the capability of bandwidth metrics to synergize. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mindshare but our capability to synergize.