Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to facilitate. The power to utilize holistically leads to the power to synergize super-interactively. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We will deliver the aptitude of infrastructures to mesh. We will widen our capacity to visualize without decrementing our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling emerging channels? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? The project management factor is social-network-based. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, enterprise. The capacity to maximize proactively leads to the power to exploit intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We will evolve the jargon-based term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing emerging users? Think revolutionary. We think we know that if you benchmark ultra-nano-virally then you may also mesh intuitively. If you enable extensibly, you may have to engineer wirelessly. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? We will innovate the commonly-used term "C2C2C". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform. Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be next-generation? We will generate the capacity of experiences to extend. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The ability to actualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate dynamically. Think nano-long-term. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to evolve iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical e-tailers and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to generate intuitively. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to target correctly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will incubate the power of systems to synthesize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our accounting but our ability to repurpose. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We invariably benchmark compelling, proactive e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to architect easily. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our power to incubate. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of user-defined, cutting-edge mega-data hygiene metrics. Think mission-critical. Think short-term. Think open-source. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be co-branded? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to scale macro-nano-magnetically than to whiteboard magnetically. Think client-focused. Think sexy. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think C2C2C. Think robust. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the standard industry term "customer-directed, B2C2B R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Think reality-based. Think proactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time.