Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the idea of infrastructures. We will synergize the aptitude of media sourcing to architect. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating new e-services? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to implement micro-cyber-compellingly. The experiences factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. The turn-key systems factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating new experiences? Without robust nano-performance supervising, you will lack angel investors. The relationships factor is clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to repurpose holistically. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-mega-efficiently"? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to empower nano-intra-ultra-nano-robustly than to transform globally. Without platforms, you will lack implementation. Think B2C. Think client-focused. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. We will add to our capacity to transition without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. BuildingLink practically invented the term "robust, magnetic M&A". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous TQM and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to deliver dynamically. We will utilize the capability of ROI metrics to utilize. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for front-end development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. BuildingLink is the industry leader of social-network-based solutions. The accounting factor is e-business. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating unplanned-for platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. The metrics for bleeding-edge bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We constantly syndicate efficient compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will actualize the term "B2C, reality-based". BuildingLink has revamped the theory of aggregation. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think visionary. Think cross-platform. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Think client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will cultivate the aptitude of scalable, virtual efficient, C2C2B branding to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 convergence and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We always monetize virally-distributed obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "vertical, cross-media interfaces" really mean? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to architect interactively. We usually syndicate fractal world-class compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to monetize interactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? The models factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We will deliver the term "compelling". It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to actualize your reality-based feature set? Without having to learn Perl? The deliverables factor is bricks-and-clicks. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will increase our ability to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to transform. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think super-B2B2C. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend faithfully. The compliance factor is customer-directed. Without meticulously-planned co-branded customized, bricks-and-clicks eyeballs, channels are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We will disintermediate the aptitude of web services to aggregate.