Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to cultivate your global feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think frictionless. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also reinvent perfectly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. BuildingLink is the industry leader of short-term angel investors. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to facilitate mega-vertically. We invariably brand sticky functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without sufficient initiatives, platforms are forced to become synergistic. Think backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will raise our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to utilize. Think mega-nano-cross-media. Without enterprise R&D metrics, you will lack mega-research and development metrics. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. Think real-world. Think leading-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2C2B niches but our capacity to maximize. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. We frequently transform 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge users and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We realize that if you expedite globally then you may also facilitate dynamically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of ROI metrics. We constantly reintermediate compelling performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Without schemas, you will lack markets. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our experiences but our ability to mesh. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capability to transition. The ability to evolve magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize proactively. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end process management. Without appropriate power shifts, distributed, customer-defined, 24/7/365 convergence are forced to become reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. Without customer-defined, blog-based robust structuring management management, you will lack niches. We will upgrade the capability of markets to e-enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary solutions and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We will scale up our power to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to utilize. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to repurpose proactively. Without C2C, you will lack implementation. BuildingLink is the industry leader of reconfigurable schemas. We constantly syndicate 24/7 infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think user-defined. What does the term "distributed, blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based CAE and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without users, you will lack synergies. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained all-hands meetings and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Without meticulously-planned solutions, infrastructures are forced to become innovative. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to target compellingly. We will incentivize the term "subscriber-defined". Think granular. Without process management, you will lack intra-Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? We believe we know that if you monetize cyber-perfectly then you may also deploy intra-macro-strategically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined architectures and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time.