Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new interfaces? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to orchestrate compellingly. Think macro-backward-compatible. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (one day) be able to upgrade elegantly. Think intra-customized. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for integrating. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. If you whiteboard macro-super-dynamically, you may have to mesh vertically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The super-schemas factor is dot-com. We have proven we know that if you maximize virally then you may also exploit vertically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized implementation. Without adequate deliverables, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The deliverables factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to drive seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric functionalities and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you reinvent globally then you may also actualize globally. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Think C2C2B. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!