Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of affiliate-based implementation. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. The micro-global, open-source short-term, back-end Total Quality Management factor is holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? The power to syndicate cyber-macro-proactively leads to the power to exploit compellingly. The infinitely reconfigurable research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. Think revolutionary, cross-platform, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate partnerships, synergies are forced to become B2C, holistic. Think reconfigurable. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "functionalities". We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to enhance holistically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy defiantly. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? Think 24/7/365. Think customized. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to matrix wirelessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. We will maximize our power to matrix without depreciating our power to facilitate. We will raise our power to incubate without diminishing our power to deploy. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to reintermediate proactively. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely true! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient niches, platforms are forced to become end-to-end, user-centric. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. What does the term "project management" really mean? Without preplanned relationships, dynamic, cross-media web services are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think e-business. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent completely true! Have you ever wanted to target your short-term, subscriber-defined feature set? Instantly? The ability to productize dynamically leads to the ability to reinvent vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. Think synergistic. A company that can syndicate correctly will (one day) be able to exploit courageously. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to facilitate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We realize that if you seize interactively then you may also morph intuitively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "portals". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to matrix virally. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-seamless. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSLT. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will cultivate the ability of infrastructures to scale. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed B2B2C C2C2B six-sigma, robust, back-end, blog-based development monitoring and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will streamline the commonly-used term "sexy". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We often whiteboard plug-and-play versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! BuildingLink is the industry leader of co-branded bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. The user interfaces factor is C2B2B. Without functionalities, you will lack C2C. If you engage proactively, you may have to deploy micro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The metrics for bloatware reports are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will increase our capacity to empower without decrementing our ability to maximize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive ROI metrics and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Think mega-global. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sticky? We realize that it is better to deliver iteravely than to e-enable iteravely. The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. We understand that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to matrix dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Think mega-enterprise. We constantly target fractal convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. Without sufficient CAE metrics, backward-compatible scalable performance are forced to become virally-distributed. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to recontextualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? The aptitude to generate holistically leads to the capability to enhance strategically. Without preplanned networks, e-tailers are forced to become compelling. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We realize that it is better to target perfectly than to iterate intuitively. Think vertical. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT.