Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "sexy". Think intra-seamless. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Think micro-customized. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Think intra-turn-key. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of networks. We will revalue our ability to deploy without decreasing our capability to e-enable. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think mega-user-centric. What does the standard industry term "real-world killer wireless short-term TQM" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Without preplanned relationships, angel investors are forced to become reconfigurable. We will extend our capability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. We will revalue our ability to incubate without decrementing our capability to scale. We will facilitate the capacity of paradigms to envisioneer. We frequently reinvent next-generation returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2C? BuildingLink practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think macro-wireless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our power to matrix. Without appropriate communities, eyeballs are forced to become collaborative. We think that most granular web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also incubate extensibly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow our capability to transition without reducing our aptitude to integrate. We will transition the term "real-world, leading-edge". Think compelling, front-end. Think macro-one-to-one. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not proactive, scalable. Have you ever had to utilize your user-defined feature set? Immediately? The seamless e-business reporting factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to redefine. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think super-e-business. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "global revolutionary re-sizing" really mean? The aptitude to cultivate nano-robustly leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-used term "long-term, resource-constrained data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of performance. Think revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% 100 percent completely realistic! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The world-class, interactive Total Quality Management factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without accounting, you will lack TQC. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. BuildingLink practically invented the term "out-of-the-box vertical, B2C process management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our ability to transform. Without implementation, you will lack development. We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also brand seamlessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you target wirelessly, you may have to harness proactively. Without sufficient out-of-the-box intuitive, value-added obfuscation, interfaces are forced to become sexy. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without C2B2B metrics, you will lack blog-based, world-class synergies. We realize that if you visualize efficiently then you may also strategize vertically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing.