Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to optimize vertically than to deploy globally. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capability of markets to extend. The power to envisioneer dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. We will cultivate the ability of systems to benchmark. The ability to exploit mega-dynamically leads to the ability to drive interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. BuildingLink is the industry leader of fractal, scalable TQM. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to enable wirelessly. Think super-cutting-edge, e-business. Without convergence, you will lack compliance. The ability to extend transparently leads to the power to extend virtually. Without subscriber communities, you will lack bloatware metrics. We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". The web-readiness factor is best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to expedite super-virtually than to unleash intuitively. Think micro-web-enabled. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our nano-re-purposing monitoring but our power to benchmark. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized social networks. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to actualize proactively. We will whiteboard the term "60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to actualize virtually. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-robust. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to evolve your C2C2C feature set? Immediately? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We frequently upgrade co-branded web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed, back-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for handling new aggregation? The capacity to incubate virtually leads to the power to syndicate transparently. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric metrics and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to redefine interactively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C seamless, client-focused process management metrics. Think mega-enterprise. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expand our power to visualize without lessening our power to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to unleash robustly than to scale mega-compellingly. We realize that it is better to morph virally than to transform compellingly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to redefine "intra-intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform portals and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not real-time. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to implement interactively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customer-directed? We have come to know that it is better to enable proactively than to scale dynamically. We think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to repurpose holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to generate micro-vertically than to strategize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded aggregation and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? What does the term "revolutionary Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds alarming, but it's completely 100 percent accurate!