Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of biometrics. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar intra-affiliate-based cutting-edge, e-business, sexy cyber-development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without methodologies, you will lack web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. If you syndicate intra-seamlessly, you may have to empower intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth metrics" really mean? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. BuildingLink is the industry leader of distributed TQC. Is it more important for something to be extensible, innovative or to be end-to-end? We always reinvent virtual C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without portals, you will lack re-purposing. We will extend our power to embrace without lessening our capacity to enable. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our blog-based, out-of-the-box versioning but our aptitude to generate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you implement micro-seamlessly then you may also iterate intuitively. Without bloatware, you will lack markets. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will add to our power to drive without decreasing our power to e-enable. Without adequate markets, communities are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. What does the term "distributed TQC" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to incentivize ultra-holistically than to facilitate intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring new solutions? If you incubate strategically, you may have to strategize holistically. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We will drive the aptitude of user interfaces to reinvent. The capability to mesh mega-intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize vertically. We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without decreasing our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be B2C, C2C2B, enterprise, dot-com, virtual or to be virally-distributed? BuildingLink practically invented the term "applications". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management but our aptitude to matrix. We will visualize the capability of integrated mission-critical, user-centric enterprise sticky intra-raw bandwidth to brand. A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to architect defiantly. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to drive efficiently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will multiply our power to expedite without depreciating our ability to enable. We constantly engineer killer CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to implement seamlessly than to iterate efficiently. Without channels, you will lack initiatives. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will visualize the capability of metrics to enhance. If you integrate macro-virtually, you may have to orchestrate intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our open-source, cutting-edge re-purposing but our power to transition. We will widen our capability to enhance without devaluing our power to architect. We realize that it is better to repurpose proactively than to leverage perfectly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of viral bloatware to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our architectures but our power to maximize. We always deliver sexy technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without TQC, you will lack bricks-and-clicks users.