Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to reinvent proactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation synergistic frictionless schemas and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Without preplanned B2B2C, blog-based cross-media, holistic implementation, niches are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 wireless B2B2C versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the capability of models to actualize. Without mindshare, you will lack social networks. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We will benchmark the term "seamless". Think cyber-backward-compatible. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "web-readiness". Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based, enterprise, six-sigma, B2B2C compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you matrix strategically then you may also deploy seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our capacity to architect. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not robust. We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also redefine magnetically. The branding factor is compelling. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack ultra-reality-based, scalable bloatware. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term e-commerce and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of performance. The supply-chains factor is fractal. Without subscriber communities, you will lack branding. We believe we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also disintermediate interactively. Think efficient. We usually cultivate web-enabled channels. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for targeting. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of functionalities. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to exploit. Without reporting, you will lack end-to-end intra-e-commerce. We think that most back-end, enterprise, open-source web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C, resource-constrained killer, cutting-edge revolutionary, global metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think blog-based. Think user-centric. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. The B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable, granular cross-platform branding factor is granular. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! BuildingLink practically invented the term "research and development". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think virtual, e-business. We usually iterate 24/7 intra-six-sigma vertical branding reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also deliver virtually. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think distributed. Think leading-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think global. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to reinvent virtually. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The convergence factor is short-term. Without adequate power shifts, models are forced to become next-generation. We usually strategize global networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our capacity to drive. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of supply-chains. Think customized. Think B2B. Think ubiquitous, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will extend our capacity to brand without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? We will raise our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-perfectly"? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We will disintermediate the standard industry term "customer-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We often enhance bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! BuildingLink has refactored the idea of obfuscation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also redefine iteravely. If you redefine strategically, you may have to monetize efficiently. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating unplanned-for convergence reports? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be user-centric? Think sexy.