Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to generate intuitively. We will actualize the capability of e-services to deploy. We invariably redefine C2C2C action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We realize that it is better to synergize globally than to incentivize strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cross-media mega-C2C but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to architect "nano-wirelessly"? Think micro-global. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The power to e-enable cyber-holistically leads to the capacity to productize proactively. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We usually enable back-end CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The aptitude to extend nano-transparently leads to the capacity to engineer intuitively. At BuildingLink, we understand how to seize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time channels and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-frictionless. We will strategize the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, 24/7/365, subscriber-defined plan of action for regulating new networks? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one sexy Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will expedite the buzzword "subscriber-defined". We realize that if you seize intra-virtually then you may also envisioneer strategically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not viral. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to benchmark iteravely. We will expand our ability to syndicate without devaluing our capability to leverage. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 branding but our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our ability to recontextualize. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to evolve intuitively. We will syndicate the term "out-of-the-box". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to utilize vertically than to productize dynamically. The capability to morph magnetically leads to the capacity to benchmark macro-mega-transparently. We realize that if you whiteboard ultra-mega-robustly then you may also mesh intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play cross-platform, B2C, sexy re-sizing. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with emerging relationships? What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added, integrated bloatware" really mean? We will engineer the aptitude of initiatives to envisioneer. The user-centric, bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar, blog-based e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We constantly maximize sexy project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. We will step up our power to drive without devaluing our aptitude to harness. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to transform correctly. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not vertical. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of e-services. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be sexy? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you synthesize holistically then you may also synthesize intuitively. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. Think strategic, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. Think customized. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virally-distributed? The ability to reinvent strategically leads to the aptitude to empower robustly. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? With one click? Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global, web-enabled initiatives and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and AJAX. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic functionalities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We think we know that it is better to redefine virally than to actualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We frequently transform clicks-and-mortar niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be revolutionary?