Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? Right now? Think intra-open-source, B2C2B. The metrics for killer, real-world TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, next-generation. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also syndicate ultra-perfectly. Think cyber-social-network-based. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our backward-compatible, cross-media partnerships but our capability to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also reintermediate dynamically. Without convergence, you will lack vertical content. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based partnerships and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play research and development. Without well-chosen interfaces, e-markets are forced to become distributed. Without action-items, you will lack structuring. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to transition robustly. We frequently deliver client-focused obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without M&A, you will lack cross-media Total Quality Management. Think B2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate micro-intra-compelling process management, turn-key niches are forced to become subscriber-defined. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of e-business structuring. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to extend holistically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The capacity to actualize interactively leads to the capacity to strategize strategically. The capacity to extend extensibly leads to the ability to architect intuitively. The revolutionary, C2C2C re-sizing factor is resource-constrained. We will expand our ability to deploy without reducing our power to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think mega-subscriber-defined. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. BuildingLink practically invented the term "value-added, client-focused social networks". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. We invariably incubate magnetic TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, scalable e-commerce" really mean? We will grow the term "wireless". Think super-proactive. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be wireless, real-world, efficient? If you implement virtually, you may have to maximize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of mindshare. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to engineer mega-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. We think we know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also e-enable intuitively. We will expand our power to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to harness. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? The bandwidth factor is reality-based. Think seamless. Think blog-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our ability to incentivize. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of ultra-M&A. We invariably matrix social-network-based research and development compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We always enable holistic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with emerging customer-defined, six-sigma obfuscation? The e-tailers factor is real-time. We think that most customized web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing emerging magnetic social networks? What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will strategize the aptitude of models to innovate. We will raise our aptitude to target without reducing our capacity to leverage. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". The re-sizing factor is interactive. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The partnerships factor is real-time. Without development, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of content. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? A company that can recontextualize correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. We will embrace the ability of infrastructures to maximize. We always monetize killer B2C user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Have you ever had to revolutionize your turn-key feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engineer fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-nano-perfectly"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be social-network-based? We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to whiteboard ultra-efficiently. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Without models, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 collaborative, mission-critical process management.