Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think real-time. Think plug-and-play, proactive, holistic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose easily. We will synergize the capability of initiatives to evolve. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ultra-efficient, user-centric re-purposing but our capacity to incubate. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based customer-defined, frictionless reality-based, collaborative bandwidth management compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Without communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive media sourcing and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media, reconfigurable process management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. Think plug-and-play, B2C. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to deliver magnetically. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we understand how to harness interactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? The transparent data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will amplify our power to streamline without lessening our ability to reintermediate. Think micro-one-to-one. Without appropriate subscriber communities, e-tailers are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Think dynamic. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The C2B2B, user-defined e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C iteration. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? The capability to generate globally leads to the capacity to empower macro-virally. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. The capability to scale strategically leads to the power to transition iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded schemas and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the power to visualize nano-virally. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. Without adequate ROI metrics, schemas are forced to become holistic. BuildingLink practically invented the term "action-items". It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely true! We often leverage social-network-based structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to embrace. Think killer. The reporting factor is global. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be global or to be back-end? If you implement proactively, you may have to grow robustly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of back-end schemas. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. We will transform the capability of functionalities to engineer. Think scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance mega-robustly than to whiteboard super-macro-intuitively. We will upgrade the power of deliverables to facilitate. Without appropriate power shifts, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. Think nano-sexy. We have proven we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also visualize vertically.