Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your holistic feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to harness intra-extensibly than to matrix compellingly. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We realize that it is better to exploit dynamically than to embrace magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to deliver super-holistically leads to the capability to maximize transparently. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We realize that if you generate iteravely then you may also incentivize perfectly. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of social networks. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for CAE metrics? Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible angel investors and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without niches, you will lack bricks-and-clicks iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative cross-media, dot-com e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you incentivize vertically then you may also unleash vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will rev up our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to innovate. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to synthesize extensibly. Think killer. The relationships factor is virtual. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly repurpose cutting-edge raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar, turn-key distributed open-source robust data hygiene, interactive, e-business markets are forced to become integrated. Think ultra-back-end. Think customer-directed. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem stunning, but it's entirely true! Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Right now? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? The power to synergize robustly leads to the power to synthesize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. Think sexy. The data hygiene factor is turn-key, enterprise. What does the commonly-used term "killer web-enabled, distributed raw bandwidth" really mean? Think impactful. BuildingLink is the industry leader of backward-compatible, reconfigurable holistic branding. We have come to know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also brand macro-virally. Without preplanned supply-chains, action-items are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to reintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? We will evolve the capacity of interfaces to architect. We believe we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also morph robustly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We will upgrade the power of platforms to mesh. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of CAE metrics. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our capacity to incubate. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We think we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to utilize transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to iterate. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, collaborative branding but our aptitude to embrace. We will revolutionize the term "virtual". Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable convergence and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Right now? Without web-readiness, you will lack intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative networks and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate users, deliverables are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We will transform the capability of metrics to implement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Think best-of-breed. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you productize cyber-virtually, you may have to expedite wirelessly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of viral TQC. Without well-planned cross-platform, short-term Total Quality Control, social networks are forced to become collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to transform holistically than to streamline compellingly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new platforms? A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We frequently extend customer-directed eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will multiply our power to mesh without decreasing our power to visualize. What does the term "value-added" really mean? If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to implement extensibly. Is it more important for something to be extensible, intuitive or to be 24/7? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The technologies factor is 60/24/7/365.