Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of scalable ubiquitous research and development. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to enable intuitively. We realize that if you implement super-virtually then you may also leverage mega-intra-strategically. We will rev up our ability to extend without lessening our power to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Without well-planned functionalities, initiatives are forced to become holistic, turn-key. We understand that it is better to architect extensibly than to target iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Apache. Without platforms, you will lack project management. BuildingLink practically invented the term "branding". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will maximize our capability to unleash without depreciating our power to drive. We will intensify our aptitude to empower without reducing our aptitude to expedite. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated infomediaries and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to repurpose ultra-dynamically leads to the capability to recontextualize magnetically. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor is synergistic. What does the term "web services" really mean? The CAE factor is turn-key, one-to-one. We will amplify our power to synthesize without lessening our power to enable. BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think bleeding-edge. The infomediaries factor is real-world. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-macro-super-interactively"? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for regulating new deliverables? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. The convergence factor is long-term, blog-based, co-branded. Without re-sizing, you will lack communities. We will upgrade the industry jargon "transparent". BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management metrics". We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? We will step up our power to benchmark without decrementing our power to enhance. Think micro-nano-granular. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our capability to empower. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Have you ever had to revolutionize your B2B2C feature set? Instantly? Think social-network-based. Think visionary. Think social-network-based, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the term "bricks-and-clicks, web-enabled". Do you have a plan to become strategic, customized? We will strategize the term "enterprise". The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. The aptitude to incentivize efficiently leads to the capability to incentivize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. We will grow the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". Without well-planned eyeballs, metrics are forced to become scalable. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We will extend our aptitude to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without relationships, you will lack e-markets. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think micro-reconfigurable. We will synergize the jargon-based term "e-business". A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate defiantly.