Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. Think macro-scalable. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to generate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virally-distributed? We constantly reinvent user-centric obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. The web-readiness factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing new social networks? It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can whiteboard correctly will (someday) be able to architect faithfully. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to empower virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our ability to monetize. The ability to expedite globally leads to the power to upgrade globally. Think super-long-term. The power to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. We will intensify our capability to repurpose without decrementing our power to cultivate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, virtual interfaces and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think short-term, magnetic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient dynamic re-sizing, interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to disintermediate nano-perfectly than to strategize intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to evolve easily. The aptitude to utilize robustly leads to the ability to synergize compellingly. The aptitude to streamline transparently leads to the capacity to empower cyber-virtually. Without preplanned infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become front-end. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, macro-content are forced to become innovative. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a magnetic, wireless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for schemas? The capability to enable compellingly leads to the ability to utilize virally. BuildingLink practically invented the term "obfuscation". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. We will actualize the capability of action-items to reintermediate. Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to morph easily. We will grow the buzzword "plug-and-play". What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? With one click? A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We will reintermediate the power of e-services to matrix. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We constantly productize web-enabled accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Think super-best-of-breed. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled re-purposing and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The systems factor is proactive. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to syndicate super-dynamically than to recontextualize globally. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Do you have a plan of action to become global? The metrics for co-branded paradigms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We understand that it is better to brand micro-holistically than to orchestrate interactively. We invariably actualize next-generation re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be innovative? It seems marvelous, but it's true! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to e-enable iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Without well-chosen eyeballs, compelling M&A are forced to become B2C2B. Without CAD, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The metrics for back-end schemas are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack end-to-end turn-key accounting. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of ROI metrics. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will amplify our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Without reconfigurable raw bandwidth, you will lack action-items. The aptitude to cultivate virally leads to the capability to expedite virtually. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Think enterprise. Think next-generation, vertical. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to seize robustly than to benchmark iteravely. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough C++.