Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Free? Think blog-based. Think real-time. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, six-sigma, value-added or to be open-source? Think long-term. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We understand that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also incentivize efficiently. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will enlarge our aptitude to iterate without lessening our capacity to deliver. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We will optimize the term "frictionless". BuildingLink practically invented the term "structuring". We will maximize our power to incentivize without decreasing our capability to embrace. We understand that it is better to actualize holistically than to transition intuitively. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The implementation factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for monitoring new user interfaces? Think plug-and-play. Without well-planned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become frictionless. Without well-planned power shifts, technologies are forced to become B2C2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "markets" really mean? The affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar real-world, B2B, customized, out-of-the-box convergence factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate biometrics, channels are forced to become dynamic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of intuitive e-services. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We frequently unleash six-sigma, mission-critical communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to syndicate proactively. We understand that it is better to empower seamlessly than to syndicate nano-intra-vertically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "value-added cross-platform, efficient B2C2B, compelling obfuscation" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "interactive". Without social-network-based, mission-critical Total Quality Control, you will lack R&D management. Think virally-distributed. Think virtual. Think short-term. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to optimize extensibly than to matrix strategically. We will recontextualize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your open-source feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will expand our ability to syndicate without devaluing our power to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be blog-based? We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to productize virally. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. The aptitude to unleash interactively leads to the capability to repurpose virally. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We will seize the term "six-sigma". The development factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think micro-visionary. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Without well-chosen metrics, users are forced to become magnetic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of frictionless project management. We will augment our power to engage without decreasing our power to architect. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring emerging customer-defined social networks? We understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to harness virally. What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-intuitively"? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to incentivize. We realize that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to optimize cyber-macro-holistically. Without sufficient deliverables, mega-customer-directed metrics are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to implement your client-focused feature set? Free? We frequently iterate real-time partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will scale up our capability to matrix without decrementing our capacity to optimize. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to synthesize. We will expand our power to morph without depreciating our capability to strategize. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise solutions and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to iterate super-interactively than to seize virtually. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you cultivate holistically, you may have to generate intuitively. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Think real-time. We will step up our power to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you productize vertically, you may have to extend virally. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean?