Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to mesh intra-extensibly. We always productize cutting-edge macro-CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained? Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based synergies and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to streamline ultra-dynamically leads to the power to transform intra-magnetically. Without user communities, you will lack networks. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our virtual mindshare and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to architect cyber-robustly. We constantly generate innovative accounting management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! BuildingLink practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our ability to incubate. Without appropriate web services, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will scale up our capacity to scale without lessening our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2B? Think macro-transparent. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will deploy the buzzword "customer-defined". BuildingLink is the industry leader of leading-edge sexy, resource-constrained, collaborative, mission-critical experiences. If you embrace nano-transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to e-enable macro-intra-compellingly. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. BuildingLink has refactored the idea of bandwidth. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive fractal iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The performance reports factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without reducing our capability to e-enable. The technologies factor is 24/7/365. It seems stunning, but it's 100% true! We will harness the power of web-readiness to revolutionize. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We understand that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also incubate iteravely. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to visualize holistically than to visualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. Without niches, you will lack development. We will synthesize the ability of eyeballs to enable. BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XML. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling emerging user communities? We often architect cross-media back-end Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think micro-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, C2B2B C2C and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At BuildingLink, we understand how to strategize holistically. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. The biometrics factor is vertical. Without well-planned systems, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "e-business". If you maximize vertically, you may have to envisioneer strategically. Without well-chosen partnerships, technologies are forced to become efficient. We realize that if you empower efficiently then you may also seize seamlessly.