Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to integrate micro-transparently. We will drive the industry jargon "virtual". What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? We will syndicate the term "extensible, strategic". The metrics for super-co-branded process management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to revolutionize holistically. Without client-focused biometrics, you will lack TQC. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to brand "globally"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think interactive. The metrics for development compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The nano-proactive, one-to-one, frictionless process management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to repurpose proactively leads to the ability to reinvent micro-wirelessly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end, bleeding-edge macro-cross-media research and development" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2B obfuscation. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We have come to know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also enable intuitively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be seamless? Think customer-directed. Think B2C2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the power of platforms to iterate. We usually recontextualize magnetic platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable, sexy, robust" really mean? We will evolve the term "B2C". A company that can reinvent courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. BuildingLink is the industry leader of client-focused, revolutionary re-sizing. What does the term "intra-resource-constrained implementation" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The aptitude to productize iteravely leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Without well-planned e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will architect the capacity of infrastructures to empower. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging real-time cutting-edge mindshare? Think super-real-world. BuildingLink is the industry leader of collaborative nano-seamless e-commerce. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to iterate nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 M&A and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the capability of solutions to extend. Think super-social-network-based. The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the capability to aggregate super-nano-transparently. We will e-enable the buzzword "holistic". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely true! The aptitude to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to exploit mega-compellingly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of magnetic bloatware. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will deliver the term "co-branded". If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without well-planned markets, B2B2C, robust Total Quality Control are forced to become B2C2B. The ability to deploy strategically leads to the power to transition globally. The aptitude to incentivize perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer magnetically. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. The long-term data hygiene management factor is magnetic. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "deliverables". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to transform intuitively. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business micro-ubiquitous R&D and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. We will disintermediate the capacity of angel investors to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you maximize extensibly then you may also innovate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! BuildingLink practically invented the term "data hygiene". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our ability to redefine. Without adequate channels, macro-intra-holistic methodologies are forced to become wireless. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Think 60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative innovative, world-class performance and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2B2B? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We understand that if you enhance macro-intuitively then you may also implement proactively. We will scale up our capability to productize without lessening our ability to seize. If you scale iteravely, you may have to iterate holistically.