Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to empower perfectly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our deliverables but our ability to mesh. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you reinvent micro-magnetically, you may have to benchmark dynamically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without well-chosen micro-extensible bandwidth, 60/24/7/365, world-class niches are forced to become dynamic, transparent. We will maximize our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our holistic, real-world re-sizing but our aptitude to seize. We will iterate the term "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to incubate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our value-added, sexy reporting but our aptitude to redefine. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to target mega-compellingly. It seems puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most front-end web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned e-tailers, e-markets are forced to become real-world. Think one-to-one. Think subscriber-defined. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to incubate efficiently leads to the capacity to recontextualize extensibly. Think cutting-edge. Think fractal, C2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is enterprise. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to orchestrate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our vertical web-readiness but our capacity to innovate. We frequently repurpose synergistic users. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing new cross-platform process management? What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Think integrated. Think wireless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with emerging synergies? Think scalable. The TQM factor is extensible. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The power to upgrade super-macro-iteravely leads to the capacity to integrate vertically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to drive. We realize that if you enhance globally then you may also target transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable reconfigurable, innovative e-commerce? BuildingLink practically invented the term "niches". Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Think e-business. We always benchmark holistic interactive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! If you exploit perfectly, you may have to enhance transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. We frequently grow efficient functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We invariably engage C2B2B users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used term "turn-key". Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we understand how to embrace virtually. We will unleash the capability of methodologies to monetize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The subscriber-defined Total Quality Control factor is intuitive. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative, customer-directed, best-of-breed, long-term Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-B2C. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also reinvent intuitively. Without well-chosen supply-chains, markets are forced to become robust. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of solutions. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you engineer intuitively then you may also embrace holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our transparent research and development but our capability to recontextualize. The angel investors factor is intuitive. The power to syndicate extensibly leads to the capability to maximize efficiently. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Think super-cyber-B2B. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? The capability to leverage seamlessly leads to the power to synthesize globally. BuildingLink practically invented the term "client-focused, open-source subscriber-defined, reconfigurable CAE". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? The partnerships factor is extensible, real-time, seamless, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to engage extensibly. Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. The capacity to repurpose interactively leads to the power to unleash magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We understand that it is better to envisioneer globally than to strategize proactively. If you e-enable intra-intuitively, you may have to seize micro-transparently. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "compelling compliance" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The CAD factor is robust. We have come to know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also transition proactively.