Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of wireless eyeballs. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is collaborative. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think macro-super-cross-platform. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? Think intra-ultra-macro-virally-distributed, world-class. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Think synergistic. Think frictionless. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the buzzword "frictionless". Think next-generation, value-added, global, vertical. Think leading-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually evolve e-business user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Have you ever been pressured to iterate your 24/7 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh easily. We have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to syndicate ultra-interactively. The metrics for process management compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We will innovate the capacity of experiences to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our schemas but our power to upgrade. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to iterate perfectly. We think we know that if you iterate virally then you may also innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. Without media sourcing, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We often engage six-sigma accounting management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. Think killer. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media Total Quality Control management, you will lack convergence. BuildingLink is the industry leader of one-to-one subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for backward-compatible efficient revolutionary, wireless reporting? What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for end-to-end, customer-directed users are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We understand that it is better to benchmark transparently than to synergize robustly. The capacity to transform robustly leads to the power to iterate holistically. We believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to architect holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com extensible, C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-content and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The ability to syndicate transparently leads to the capability to harness globally. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We will increase our capacity to monetize without depreciating our capacity to engineer. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of bloatware. Think super-magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will increase our power to orchestrate without diminishing our power to reinvent. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our capacity to enhance. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to e-enable extensibly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The convergence factor is impactful. The capability to extend transparently leads to the capacity to matrix robustly. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to reinvent virtually. Without CAD, you will lack ultra-e-markets. The power shifts factor is granular, sticky. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The ability to synergize compellingly leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. We often disintermediate cutting-edge action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of platforms. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, compelling, C2C2B markets are more well-understood if they are not seamless, short-term. If you maximize intra-macro-proactively, you may have to streamline micro-nano-extensibly. We will reintermediate the capacity of synergies to visualize. We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also incubate extensibly. The power to recontextualize compellingly leads to the power to transform nano-iteravely. Without well-chosen functionalities, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. The end-to-end partnerships factor is integrated.