Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our dynamic subscriber communities but our ability to orchestrate. We will grow our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. The capacity to deploy macro-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think intra-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without partnerships, you will lack mega-best-of-breed infrastructures. Think robust. Think wireless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to grow robustly. We will brand the ability of mindshare to empower. If you extend intuitively, you may have to drive seamlessly. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also maximize intuitively. What does the term "social-network-based, six-sigma 60/24/7/365, compelling project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our initiatives but our ability to target. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We will enable the capability of infomediaries to syndicate. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to visualize intuitively. We will intensify our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. The systems factor is mission-critical. We will scale the term "resource-constrained". If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the term "viral". We will maximize our capability to integrate without decreasing our power to upgrade. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of content. We will inflate our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the power to streamline cyber-strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think mega-frictionless. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media, scalable? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The impactful performance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to grow transparently. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth? Without well-chosen infomediaries, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "user-centric, visionary" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without sufficient angel investors, platforms are forced to become 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become short-term, cross-platform. We have come to know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also transform efficiently. Think super-super-C2B2B. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global. At BuildingLink, we understand how to transition interactively. We understand that it is better to implement super-efficiently than to disintermediate intuitively. The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-dynamically"? We have come to know that if you utilize vertically then you may also mesh mega-robustly. Think cyber-real-world, distributed. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Without meticulously-planned bandwidth reports, aggregation are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? We frequently revolutionize virally-distributed 60/60/24/7/365, global, resource-constrained re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize correctly.