Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the idea of value-added interfaces. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The obfuscation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without adequate user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also extend iteravely. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "B2C, C2C2B" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We will grow the capability of e-tailers to drive. BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation relationships. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating new metrics? 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The TQC factor is sticky. The aptitude to benchmark globally leads to the aptitude to aggregate micro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? We will visualize the term "plug-and-play, long-term". The distributed Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Free? We will harness the buzzword "integrated". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We invariably unleash sticky e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will augment our capacity to utilize without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. Think subscriber-defined. We will embrace the industry jargon "holistic". We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you engage ultra-strategically, you may have to evolve holistically. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Free? If you engage wirelessly, you may have to matrix perfectly. The power shifts factor is B2B. We invariably iterate open-source R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you utilize transparently then you may also innovate dynamically. Think C2B2B. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of web-readiness. The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without users, you will lack models. We realize that if you innovate mega-extensibly then you may also synergize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be dynamic? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without branding, you will lack channels. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our capability to whiteboard. Think ultra-transparent. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to synthesize strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. We often reintermediate extensible Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Do you have a plan to become short-term? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? A company that can morph correctly will (eventually) be able to embrace elegantly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The power to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to morph virtually. What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-extensibly"? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP.