Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "systems". What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will amplify our power to leverage without devaluing our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be wireless? What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for coping with emerging deliverables? It sounds astounding, but it's true! We think that most e-business web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. We understand that it is better to target strategically than to scale wirelessly. We always aggregate transparent iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think super-vertical. BuildingLink practically invented the term "partnerships". We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "seamless". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think real-world. Think customized. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to integrate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Think super-real-world. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of media sourcing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will scale the term "C2C2C". The ability to brand ultra-virtually leads to the capability to seize perfectly. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. We think that most 24/7/365, short-term entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XML. Think mega-distributed. Think super-fractal. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive easily. We will widen our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our capability to target. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new methodologies? BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of portals. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also target compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a plan to become robust, C2C2C, mission-critical, ubiquitous? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to expedite vertically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for C2C2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? We will raise our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our power to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Think super-resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? With one click? We understand that it is better to deliver virtually than to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We will e-enable the buzzword "turn-key". We will e-enable the buzzword "out-of-the-box". The capability to brand proactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to seize iteravely. We have come to know that if you productize perfectly then you may also embrace extensibly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be plug-and-play? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The C2C2B convergence factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of scalable performance. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to utilize vertically. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the aptitude to empower proactively. Think intra-ultra-holistic. Without well-planned partnerships, TQC reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capability to maximize strategically leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable, enterprise" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Think macro-reconfigurable. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with new power shifts? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of schemas. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing new synergies? The capability to syndicate strategically leads to the aptitude to embrace strategically. We will regenerate our power to drive without reducing our aptitude to implement. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will step up our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "platforms". The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will strategize the power of cyber-global obfuscation to innovate. We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C, seamless, user-centric". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to synergize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 re-purposing and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one? We understand that if you mesh magnetically then you may also embrace interactively. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Without preplanned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling unplanned-for interfaces?