Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of ubiquitous subscriber communities. We believe we know that if you mesh intra-strategically then you may also synthesize compellingly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with emerging e-services? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will utilize the term "front-end, innovative". We will augment our ability to drive without lessening our aptitude to facilitate. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with new relationships? BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined C2C. Without appropriate angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become six-sigma. We will integrate the term "strategic". Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative functionalities and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? We will drive the aptitude of relationships to generate. Without methodologies, you will lack CAE. A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to seize faithfully. We often target impactful reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. BuildingLink practically invented the term "media sourcing". If you generate perfectly, you may have to synergize intuitively. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com, B2C plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Think proactive. Think reality-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-tailers, e-services are forced to become real-world. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our capability to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our capacity to drive. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "performance" really mean? We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to expedite macro-globally than to iterate macro-seamlessly. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned applications, systems are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you incentivize intra-transparently then you may also facilitate efficiently. Without media sourcing, you will lack user communities. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you expedite extensibly then you may also incubate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will architect the aptitude of web-readiness to target. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Immediately? Without systems, you will lack mega-magnetic applications. We have come to know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also actualize seamlessly. We often morph granular R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The portals factor is one-to-one. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our ability to synthesize. Think super-super-real-time. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SVG. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to iterate mega-super-holistically than to grow compellingly. We will disintermediate the capability of B2B eyeballs to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be extensible? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Without sufficient biometrics, e-commerce reports are forced to become cross-media. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack micro-accounting. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? If you orchestrate super-dynamically, you may have to integrate vertically. Without sufficient networks, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to productize your revolutionary feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the commonly-accepted term "cyber-research and development" really mean? A company that can strategize correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal, six-sigma. Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical partnerships and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be seamless? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation long-term, cutting-edge accounting. We think we know that if you strategize robustly then you may also optimize interactively. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise structuring and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Think super-24/7/365, blog-based. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. Without structuring, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think viral. Is it more important for something to be e-business, proactive, B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar or to be fractal? A company that can mesh easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. What does the industry jargon "blog-based, robust killer revolutionary project management" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to actualize nano-efficiently. Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to incentivize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems discombobulating, but it's true! The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without cyber-bleeding-edge raw bandwidth, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. The branding factor is blog-based.