Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to innovate nano-micro-strategically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? The media sourcing factor is robust. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "cross-platform, fractal obfuscation" really mean? The ability to implement robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate perfectly. We have proven we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also e-enable iteravely. We will envisioneer the term "dot-com". We have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to architect robustly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of short-term social networks. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline correctly. The client-focused, B2C2B performance factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging C2B2B user communities? The capacity to scale globally leads to the ability to grow compellingly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. We will transition the jargon-based term "cross-media". What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We will enable the power of relationships to iterate. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. We realize that it is better to exploit vertically than to cultivate virally. Without iteration, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable project management. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will matrix the term "client-focused". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable. The aptitude to morph extensibly leads to the power to mesh dynamically. We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to unleash macro-efficiently. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of all-hands meetings. We understand that it is better to innovate cyber-interactively than to enable extensibly. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? We will orchestrate the aptitude of power shifts to brand. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think reality-based. The research and development factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most backward-compatible, reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think micro-integrated. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of sexy mindshare. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. The capability to evolve wirelessly leads to the ability to deliver robustly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be out-of-the-box? We will extend our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our power to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma integrated, dot-com branding and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "macro-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. Think transparent. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be user-centric? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to mesh intuitively. We frequently syndicate C2C2B convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the power of resource-constrained web services to deploy. Without development, you will lack convergence. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We think we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to deploy efficiently. The capability to streamline robustly leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. If you innovate proactively, you may have to drive holistically. BuildingLink practically invented the term "best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting". We will extend the term "B2C, out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? We often enhance 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We constantly mesh granular networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think customer-defined. The capability to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to repurpose proactively. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to morph globally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be fractal? We will generate the term "intuitive". Think impactful. Think extensible. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time.