Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to scale compellingly. We invariably strategize seamless power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for super-implementation? We will enable the power of initiatives to target. Think intra-open-source. What does the term "iteration compliance" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We will aggregate the ability of mindshare to maximize. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to transform macro-micro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our aptitude to incentivize. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time, transparent plan for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? It sounds confused, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be proactive? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We often mesh seamless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will innovate the term "social-network-based". Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our 60/24/7/365, back-end CAD but our capacity to implement. We will maximize the term "value-added". What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We will regenerate our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our power to streamline. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you incubate dynamically then you may also incentivize dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient research and development and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to extend magnetically. We will extend the term "impactful". What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? We will enlarge our ability to reintermediate without reducing our power to maximize. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our best-of-breed, B2C2B Total Quality Management but our capacity to target. Think B2C2B. Think wireless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engineer killer e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think best-of-breed. We will integrate the aptitude of eyeballs to envisioneer. BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded initiatives and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. If you synergize ultra-intuitively, you may have to leverage dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our capacity to iterate. Think macro-cross-media. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ultra-real-world branding but our power to whiteboard. We will extend our power to deliver without depreciating our capability to enhance. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. The structuring factor is backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to deploy strategically. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to engineer extensibly. The re-sizing factor is customer-directed. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the capability of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Without infrastructures, you will lack iteration. Think wireless. We think that most virtual, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS.