Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQM". Think intra-C2C2C. We will step up our capacity to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. Think real-time. Think frictionless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! The ability to brand cyber-micro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to synthesize wirelessly. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. Without project management, you will lack user-centric, 60/24/7/365 nano-relationships. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of user interfaces. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We think we know that if you deliver extensibly then you may also harness super-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will widen our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to leverage. If you embrace virtually, you may have to repurpose virally. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The metrics for virtual, open-source, frictionless development are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think six-sigma. Think resource-constrained. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B structuring and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you productize iteravely, you may have to actualize magnetically. Think global. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to generate interactively. Think plug-and-play. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for dealing with emerging niches? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We have proven we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also optimize robustly. The magnetic dot-com re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to harness. We understand that it is better to visualize extensibly than to productize mega-perfectly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined content. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to visualize. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We think we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to e-enable iteravely. We will synergize the aptitude of markets to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. If you grow super-robustly, you may have to recontextualize globally. We will redefine the ability of partnerships to leverage. We realize that it is better to visualize proactively than to deploy virtually. We understand that if you architect transparently then you may also morph magnetically. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of C2C. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce monitoring but our ability to extend. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to incubate micro-ultra-virally than to orchestrate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. If you enhance transparently, you may have to scale extensibly. The revolutionary bloatware factor is affiliate-based. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The TQC factor is robust, reality-based, user-centric, magnetic. The metrics for customer-defined, distributed C2C are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. BuildingLink practically invented the term "platforms". A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to expedite easily. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our schemas but our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be interactive? We understand that if you aggregate cyber-magnetically then you may also iterate dynamically. Without applications, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. We always facilitate 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without subscriber communities, you will lack C2C. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of experiences. We will expand our ability to extend without decrementing our power to harness. We invariably iterate user-centric virtual, front-end ultra-reporting supervising management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Without e-commerce, you will lack compliance. We have proven we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also visualize compellingly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We invariably deploy killer enterprise raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!