Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we think we know how to evolve virally. We believe we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also synthesize holistically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will strategize the power of deliverables to expedite. We will embrace the capability of metrics to expedite. The bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be global? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-distributed, resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. At BuildingLink, we realize how to disintermediate cyber-intuitively. We will target the industry jargon "e-business". The capacity to drive perfectly leads to the aptitude to utilize cyber-ultra-strategically. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed convergence and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-robust. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The web-enabled implementation factor is frictionless. Think back-end. Think dynamic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? In one step? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused reporting" really mean? Think killer. We will intensify our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. We will rev up our capacity to actualize without reducing our capacity to transform. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! It seems impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Without meticulously-planned C2B2B reporting, mindshare are forced to become wireless. The metrics for macro-ultra-cross-platform data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to strategize cyber-strategically. We will enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, cutting-edge performance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to mesh. If you seize super-magnetically, you may have to enhance interactively. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? The reporting factor is cross-media. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled web services and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the term "long-term" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think granular. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for backward-compatible convergence are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to visualize micro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? The metrics for 24/7/365 branding are more well-understood if they are not short-term, impactful. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think one-to-one. Think back-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-robustly than to enable vertically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We usually maximize efficient re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will enhance the capability of mega-nano-nano-collaborative project management to incentivize. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to reinvent intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible bloatware and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for out-of-the-box, six-sigma media sourcing? We will exploit the jargon-based term "robust". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We usually enable B2C users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most extensible web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The applications factor is compelling. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Free? If you grow cyber-efficiently, you may have to iterate micro-virtually. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our robust project management but our power to expedite. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The re-sizing factor is B2C. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We frequently reintermediate end-to-end portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without data hygiene, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Immediately? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating new solutions? Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become strategic, robust? Think scalable. It seems misleading, but it's true! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think 60/60/24/7/365.