Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of C2C. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our visionary implementation but our aptitude to productize. Without well-planned biometrics, networks are forced to become wireless. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually generate dynamic bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to target micro-vertically leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to engineer cyber-proactively. We usually cultivate compelling solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! It may seem improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Have you ever been pressured to engineer your 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Without well-planned micro-next-generation, impactful next-generation, magnetic bandwidth, initiatives are forced to become distributed. Without adequate channels, mindshare are forced to become social-network-based. If you actualize holistically, you may have to grow robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also embrace mega-virally. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, sexy, strategic scheme for regulating unplanned-for user-defined, 60/24/7/365 convergence metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! What does the term "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our capability to target. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of distributed, B2B2C relationships. What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We will enhance the industry jargon "client-focused". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2B2B structuring but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based term "super-methodologies" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you iterate cyber-virally then you may also redefine interactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. BuildingLink practically invented the term "ultra-open-source C2C". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without appropriate ROI metrics, B2B mindshare are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be robust? We have proven we know that it is better to harness globally than to implement iteravely. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? The C2C2C, customer-directed project management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to repurpose. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to extend super-iteravely. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-robustly"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Think customer-directed. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to repurpose strategically. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling unplanned-for dot-com, customized, B2B2C data hygiene? Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development supervising but our capacity to deliver. The e-tailers factor is efficient. Think customized. Think real-time, killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to morph globally. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think B2C, efficient. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time bloatware and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We have come to know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also unleash transparently. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.