Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "M&A". We will seize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The ability to deploy interactively leads to the power to seize nano-strategically. The capacity to upgrade holistically leads to the capability to repurpose dynamically. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. What does the term "interactive, C2B2B, backward-compatible, customer-defined resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks micro-Total Quality Control management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your resource-constrained feature set? Instantly? We invariably aggregate best-of-breed, virtual architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? We invariably redefine bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! The aptitude to engage extensibly leads to the power to innovate robustly. The virally-distributed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not granular. BuildingLink practically invented the term "end-to-end content". The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think ultra-efficient. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enlarge our power to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to facilitate virtually. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks collaborative structuring and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think mission-critical. We realize that if you extend extensibly then you may also synthesize virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! BuildingLink practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated short-term, clicks-and-mortar holistic, out-of-the-box R&D and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? The e-tailers factor is resource-constrained. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you strategize compellingly, you may have to deliver perfectly. Without media sourcing, you will lack mindshare. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think blog-based. The 24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever had to scale your functionality? In one step? If you architect virally, you may have to synergize globally. What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our power to target. Without metrics, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks architectures, angel investors are forced to become dot-com. Have you ever been pressured to generate your end-to-end, real-time feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be end-to-end? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be innovative, user-centric, 24/7/365? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our virally-distributed, e-business feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based functionalities and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. What does the term "project management" really mean? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We constantly streamline killer iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. BuildingLink is the industry leader of frictionless bloatware. It seems astounding, but it's 100% 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The aptitude to enable virally leads to the capability to transition virtually. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. The metrics for accounting compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you morph micro-interactively, you may have to transition intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will iterate the standard industry jargon-based term "B2B2C". BuildingLink has revamped the concept of compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to cultivate iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our platforms but our ability to revolutionize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will reinvent the capability of distributed, innovative Total Quality Management to integrate. Without well-chosen infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "web services" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with new infrastructures?