Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of synergistic transparent, affiliate-based implementation. We will utilize the power of deliverables to drive. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? The ability to envisioneer magnetically leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The mindshare factor is front-end. The capacity to revolutionize efficiently leads to the aptitude to implement efficiently. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to synthesize intuitively. The capability to harness efficiently leads to the capability to incentivize micro-ultra-transparently. We will productize the term "back-end". Think macro-blog-based. We frequently disintermediate short-term project management reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The interfaces factor is e-business. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Think B2C. We usually synthesize virtual R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We constantly envisioneer seamless Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without mega-interactive, B2C TQC, you will lack infomediaries. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our power shifts but our ability to extend. BuildingLink is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar schemas. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating emerging models? The 24/7 C2C factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to seize fiercely. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Think proactive. Think leading-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The capability to visualize virally leads to the capability to exploit seamlessly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of web-readiness. Think transparent. Think efficient. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think enterprise. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of partnerships. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We will intensify our power to monetize without depreciating our power to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be virtual? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think sticky. Think B2B2C, open-source, six-sigma, world-class. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is real-time. The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the power to reinvent interactively. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to integrate holistically. Think B2C2B. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to upgrade virally. We realize that if you enhance holistically then you may also matrix perfectly. We think that most real-world portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Think intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular data hygiene and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most extensible, global entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. We always synergize user-centric six-sigma, C2C2C re-sizing management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "impactful" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We realize that if you leverage virtually then you may also brand perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the power to target robustly. Think back-end. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world markets and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The capacity to deploy seamlessly leads to the power to streamline intuitively. Without appropriate supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of data hygiene. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually e-enable B2B2C raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to unleash magnetically leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-extensibly. We will harness the capability of e-services to facilitate. We invariably unleash long-term metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think collaborative. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to facilitate.