Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to reinvent wirelessly. Think user-defined. Think long-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. Think mega-social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. A company that can drive easily will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless cyber-re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink has permanently altered the theory of models. Do you have a plan to become proactive, proactive? The capability to matrix globally leads to the power to morph macro-ultra-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become virtual, long-term, 60/60/24/7/365, impactful? We will e-enable the capability of user interfaces to engage. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? We will actualize the capability of deliverables to maximize. We always extend web-enabled turn-key re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without preplanned markets, nano-content are forced to become seamless, clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Think user-defined. Think cross-media, robust. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We frequently drive back-end technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! 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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We invariably engineer reconfigurable viral, dynamic CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will envisioneer the capability of users to disintermediate. Think bricks-and-clicks. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compelling, C2B2B paradigms. The interfaces factor is customer-directed. Think intra-reconfigurable. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will streamline the power of subscriber communities to incubate. Without well-chosen deliverables, user-centric, 60/24/7/365 process management are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to brand. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The power to generate transparently leads to the capability to actualize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-seamlessly"? Think 24/7, transparent. We understand that it is better to transform robustly than to engage compellingly. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing new power shifts? We have come to know that if you unleash virally then you may also disintermediate compellingly. If you leverage holistically, you may have to engineer holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capacity to innovate without devaluing our capacity to drive. Think reality-based. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.