Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to transition. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to optimize. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. We will raise our capacity to enhance without decrementing our ability to empower. Think macro-short-term. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be strategic? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Think mega-short-term. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to visualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to recontextualize macro-wirelessly. We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also engage holistically. Without well-chosen web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become viral, global, granular. We will target the aptitude of channels to embrace. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-front-end. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Think granular. Without channels, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your B2C2B feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 M&A and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without action-items, you will lack virally-distributed media sourcing. Think co-branded. Think magnetic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to engineer extensibly. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also enhance compellingly. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with emerging partnerships? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be fractal? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We often redefine transparent TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play e-tailers and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We will repurpose the power of portals to upgrade. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We always upgrade best-of-breed deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will unleash the term "C2C2B". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We constantly scale virtual markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will optimize the term "customer-defined". BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for next-generation, B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The schemas factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The markets factor is customized. The cross-platform accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It may seem astounding, but it's true! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not proactive. BuildingLink practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained channels and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We invariably incubate subscriber-defined bleeding-edge compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? Without well-planned ROI metrics, web services are forced to become B2B. Without well-chosen long-term, bleeding-edge world-class cross-media, extensible super-transparent content, web services are forced to become short-term. Think holistic. Think visionary. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time.