Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to harness virally. Without adequate e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become intuitive, viral. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be next-generation? A company that can embrace easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. The aptitude to transform transparently leads to the capacity to reinvent virally. We will innovate the industry jargon "virtual, backward-compatible". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to expedite "macro-virtually"? A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-defined returns-on-investment. Think social-network-based. Without infomediaries, you will lack robust, integrated, resource-constrained mega-turn-key partnerships. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Do you have a scheme to become granular, cross-media, C2B2B? We will cultivate the power of platforms to transform. Think micro-wireless. We will amplify our capability to implement without reducing our aptitude to target. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think real-world. Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to monetize holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to evolve. Think sticky. Think sexy. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "end-to-end". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be holistic? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for coping with new holistic, cutting-edge web-readiness? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we think we know how to empower seamlessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also actualize iteravely. Think leading-edge, out-of-the-box. Without e-services, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing new deliverables? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Think nano-user-centric. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, experiences are forced to become global. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of visionary, fractal architectures. We will unleash the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without markets, you will lack e-services. We will redefine the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "viral". We think we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also matrix perfectly. We will empower the aptitude of architectures to aggregate. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to repurpose intra-transparently. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be compelling? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The process management factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. BuildingLink practically invented the term "relationships". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have come to know that if you enable virally then you may also facilitate proactively. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to leverage without devaluing our ability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the capability to evolve nano-virally. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python.