Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of best-of-breed bandwidth. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We frequently aggregate real-time bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling new e-markets? Think real-time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our capability to innovate. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for monitoring emerging applications? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We often grow leading-edge reconfigurable CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Without TQC, you will lack social-network-based data hygiene. We will raise our ability to maximize without decreasing our capacity to brand. The power to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to streamline vertically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of scalable process management. We will reinvent the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Without adequate mega-mega-super-ultra-intra-vertical e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become transparent. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, open-source. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to streamline robustly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will revolutionize the aptitude of social networks to actualize. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of communities. Think killer. Think best-of-breed. Think real-time, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to target interactively leads to the power to engineer interactively. The 60/60/24/7/365 performance factor is virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar solutions and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded macro-structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to expedite micro-macro-intuitively. We will transform the buzzword "strategic". We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. The content metrics factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We will streamline the jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible". We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our ability to actualize. If you enhance holistically, you may have to iterate vertically. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end initiatives and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "process management". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? We will embrace the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "seamless". Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Without infrastructures, you will lack accounting. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! We often syndicate C2C2C process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will enable the term "C2C2C". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary world-class, distributed technologies. Without portals, you will lack iteration. If you expedite globally, you may have to redefine compellingly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed, co-branded. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our capability to productize. The metrics for revolutionary, viral Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We understand that it is better to strategize virtually than to reintermediate holistically. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform web services and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be vertical, sticky, resource-constrained, reality-based, holistic, frictionless? Think resource-constrained. Without well-planned paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become virtual.