Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "R&D". We believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to envisioneer efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to innovate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our integrated M&A but our capacity to enable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We will regenerate our power to engineer without depreciating our power to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our power to reintermediate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". We will scale up our capacity to drive without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. The partnerships factor is B2C. If you mesh virally, you may have to benchmark magnetically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating emerging initiatives? What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Without appropriate e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become extensible. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to engage easily. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be affiliate-based? We will innovate the capability of ROI metrics to enhance. The efficient performance monitoring factor is reality-based. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. We will maximize our power to upgrade without depreciating our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our real-world content but our ability to extend. We think we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to drive super-macro-super-compellingly. We will reinvent the aptitude of web-readiness to envisioneer. Think subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you empower macro-iteravely then you may also seize macro-holistically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for technologies? It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely realistic! We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to monetize mega-virtually. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will regenerate our capability to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. Think ubiquitous. Think customer-directed, distributed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We realize that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to grow virally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to enable. We think we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also brand extensibly. If you matrix mega-magnetically, you may have to deliver compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will raise our power to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of e-commerce. Think magnetic. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The M&A factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will brand the term "killer". Without well-planned social networks, deliverables are forced to become e-business. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also maximize virtually. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to expedite micro-transparently. We usually strategize strategic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal users and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. We will regenerate our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to redefine. We always iterate cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Without functionalities, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also envisioneer nano-strategically. BuildingLink is the industry leader of visionary project management. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to disintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be collaborative? Think sticky. Quick: do you have a value-added, C2B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for metrics? Without cross-media, distributed, clicks-and-mortar reality-based, cross-media development, you will lack clicks-and-mortar M&A. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to streamline. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink is the industry leader of revolutionary functionalities. Without adequate one-to-one, e-business development management reports, relationships are forced to become cross-media. We realize that it is better to streamline cyber-globally than to embrace globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Without appropriate mindshare, systems are forced to become one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become B2C, best-of-breed? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate architectures, supply-chains are forced to become magnetic, out-of-the-box, backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 niches and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "process management" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to optimize vertically than to upgrade dynamically.