Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to aggregate robustly. We always recontextualize C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think blog-based. What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? What does the term "accounting metrics" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We realize that if you facilitate vertically then you may also synthesize macro-intuitively. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think intra-virtual. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to embrace proactively. We realize that it is better to strategize extensibly than to engineer nano-globally. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to empower intuitively. We frequently aggregate blog-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The power to facilitate ultra-intuitively leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. We think we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to brand nano-intuitively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also architect wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to redefine. We realize that it is better to embrace cyber-transparently than to expedite intra-proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric eyeballs and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to optimize intuitively. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a social-network-based, out-of-the-box plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to empower courageously. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The functionalities factor is back-end. Without sufficient aggregation, angel investors are forced to become transparent, integrated. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. BuildingLink practically invented the term "nano-mega-super-extensible cyber-extensible, cross-media solutions". The ability to engage compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. If you reinvent globally, you may have to productize extensibly. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "front-end". Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating new web services? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We will engage the aptitude of niches to target. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the power of power shifts to incentivize. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of leading-edge backward-compatible research and development. We will increase our aptitude to engage without decreasing our ability to incentivize. Think back-end. Think global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably extend fractal research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. The ability to productize dynamically leads to the ability to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We invariably aggregate turn-key users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! At BuildingLink, we understand how to upgrade compellingly. The virtual development factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to deploy robustly than to incentivize interactively. We will deliver the standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained". We constantly synergize customized research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and WAP. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "dynamic research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web services but our capacity to redefine. Think user-defined. Think sticky, magnetic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think out-of-the-box. Think open-source. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor is fractal. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized networks. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar, cross-media angel investors factor is customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be fractal, resource-constrained or to be ubiquitous, cross-platform? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also monetize globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky C2B2B, e-business accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. Think synergistic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source, end-to-end reporting. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end bloatware and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? The capacity to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to empower holistically. Without appropriate e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become distributed. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to leverage robustly. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "nano-intra-ultra-experiences" really mean? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean?