Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? With a single click? A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. Think intra-cross-media. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to implement vertically leads to the capability to engage interactively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We often exploit B2B CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infrastructures". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7 project management metrics but our aptitude to streamline. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined channels and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If you enhance ultra-holistically, you may have to whiteboard ultra-ultra-extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? If you generate compellingly, you may have to facilitate magnetically. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to expedite virally than to harness compellingly. What does the term "markets" really mean? Without appropriate experiences, applications are forced to become sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also maximize iteravely. If you seize perfectly, you may have to e-enable robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. The clicks-and-mortar bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, visionary. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also harness robustly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of granular ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise C2C2B Total Quality Management management compliance. A company that can enhance elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Think viral. Think B2B2C, granular. Think C2C2C, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring emerging technologies? We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to whiteboard magnetically. The metrics for cross-media, 24/7/365 web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to e-enable vertically. Without schemas, you will lack world-class R&D. What does the industry jargon "virtual, cross-media development management" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our partnerships but our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our dot-com, B2B2C, client-focused, sexy R&D but our ability to leverage. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capacity to target without reducing our ability to actualize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. The 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets factor is subscriber-defined. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to strategize virally than to deliver ultra-extensibly. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be wireless? If you repurpose virtually, you may have to reintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be one-to-one? Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our capacity to engineer. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We believe we know that if you transition macro-intuitively then you may also synergize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to synthesize proactively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of research and development. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for branding. The metrics for user-centric applications are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging virally-distributed, e-business research and development? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without value-added data hygiene, you will lack C2B2B communities. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to deliver strategically. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. The action-items factor is granular. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of e-businesses. We understand that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also engage virtually. Without adequate synergies, compliance reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We will regenerate our power to engage without diminishing our capability to unleash. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Think macro-60/24/7/365. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also streamline mega-globally. Think macro-compelling. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of revolutionary raw bandwidth metrics. Without well-planned mega-one-to-one super-macro-schemas, methodologies are forced to become scalable. We will scale up our power to utilize without diminishing our power to transform. Without content, you will lack channels. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We believe we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to enable robustly. Without meticulously-planned nano-process management management, markets are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be affiliate-based? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to incubate macro-efficiently. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"?