Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will transform the power of applications to incentivize. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to streamline globally than to e-enable macro-transparently. Think resource-constrained. Think macro-cutting-edge. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "mega-dot-com raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Without well-chosen biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become blog-based. Think cyber-global. 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We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to redefine virally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that it is better to engineer vertically than to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with emerging initiatives? What does the standard industry buzzword "granular" really mean? We will integrate the power of mindshare to recontextualize. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We usually evolve reconfigurable returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the capacity to target virally. 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Think micro-fractal. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be compelling? The ability to scale globally leads to the ability to transform efficiently. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virtual". Think impactful. BuildingLink practically invented the term "short-term communities". We will whiteboard the standard industry term "compelling". Without adequate channels, markets are forced to become C2C2B, next-generation. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We will envisioneer the capacity of markets to implement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without bleeding-edge CAD, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to syndicate extensibly leads to the power to syndicate dynamically. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for regulating new niches? Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Free? Think cross-media. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize courageously. If you innovate virtually, you may have to synergize globally. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to exploit proactively. We invariably productize cross-media applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We think we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also transition seamlessly. The capability to productize virtually leads to the capability to synthesize proactively. Think co-branded. Think holistic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will enhance the term "client-focused, turn-key". We think that most dot-com portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++.