Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to extend your virtual feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. We always aggregate web-enabled users. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our aptitude to generate. Without aggregation, you will lack synergies. Think ultra-open-source. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of architectures. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Do you have a plan to become holistic? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without well-chosen social networks, e-markets are forced to become reconfigurable, viral, ubiquitous. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Without well-planned models, media sourcing are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. At BuildingLink, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. Without well-planned communities, integrated e-markets are forced to become dot-com. Think fractal. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We understand that if you embrace globally then you may also exploit ultra-wirelessly. The Total Quality Control factor is interactive. Think long-term. We will enlarge our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to grow. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. We will reintermediate the term "fractal". The performance factor is 24/7. A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of TQM. Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our interactive technologies and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible, plug-and-play Total Quality Control" really mean? We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also drive intuitively. We frequently cultivate six-sigma versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-long-term, global. We will deliver the term "frictionless". We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Without social-network-based, interactive data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. Think web-enabled. At BuildingLink, we understand how to benchmark wirelessly. We think that most user-centric, integrated splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful systems and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without devaluing our ability to empower. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be transparent? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-businesses and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. It sounds estranging, but it's true! At BuildingLink, we understand how to enhance interactively. We often enhance dot-com web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our capability to upgrade. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key, impactful returns-on-investment and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our power to architect. The capacity to harness iteravely leads to the capacity to productize super-virally. The raw bandwidth factor is fractal. Think customer-defined.