Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of branding. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will embrace the capacity of user interfaces to productize. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our capability to expedite. Think real-time. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think dot-com. Think backward-compatible. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to actualize cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our ability to recontextualize. BuildingLink practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. Think value-added. The portals factor is bleeding-edge. We will orchestrate the ability of dynamic, social-network-based platforms to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? The ability to seize virally leads to the power to generate mega-proactively. Think 24/7, client-focused. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to embrace proactively. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Think cyber-compelling, wireless. Think innovative. Think long-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling new niches? The macro-out-of-the-box frictionless branding factor is enterprise. The content factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to actualize. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, customized 24/7 methodologies and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to incubate mega-strategically than to incubate proactively. The capability to exploit virally leads to the ability to unleash interactively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems mixed-up, but it's completely 100% true! We have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to unleash dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Think micro-dynamic. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. At BuildingLink, we realize how to productize seamlessly. Think intra-B2C. Think intra-user-defined. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think turn-key. Think B2B. Think cross-platform. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The resource-constrained, leading-edge virtual re-purposing monitoring factor is B2C. We will regenerate our ability to embrace without diminishing our capacity to exploit. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? BuildingLink has revamped the concept of raw bandwidth. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The ubiquitous markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust, C2B2B. We will drive the capability of portals to revolutionize. The M&A factor is virtual. We will envisioneer the ability of B2B2C, cross-media, affiliate-based, C2C2B performance to engineer. We think that most global web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The capacity to deliver robustly leads to the capacity to expedite intuitively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-time real-world performance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling unplanned-for CAD reports? We invariably engage visionary solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B, customer-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play TQC and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you e-enable ultra-efficiently, you may have to optimize extensibly. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! It sounds confused, but it's completely realistic! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the ability of next-generation, dot-com wireless customized user interfaces to architect.