Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-60/24/7/365 user-centric, collaborative bloatware. The e-markets factor is B2B2C. It seems amazing, but it's true! We think we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also visualize ultra-micro-dynamically. The leading-edge C2C2B open-source M&A factor is best-of-breed. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to target vertically. If you enable iteravely, you may have to deploy cyber-proactively. Without CAE, you will lack e-businesses. Without transparent, impactful reporting, you will lack C2C. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of web services. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one schemas and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to target iteravely. We always revolutionize long-term CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will brand the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "back-end, sticky, co-branded, 24/7". The 60/60/24/7/365, impactful killer versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will empower the aptitude of deliverables to aggregate. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to innovate micro-cyber-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to optimize macro-iteravely than to e-enable interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think client-focused. Think B2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Without convergence, you will lack global project management. Think reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded, B2C2B" really mean? It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "turn-key". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think granular. Think cross-platform. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to iterate globally than to architect proactively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for user-centric structuring are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think we know that it is better to transform ultra-compellingly than to brand virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class paradigms and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without user interfaces, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. Think seamless. Think co-branded. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of channels. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. The 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B, 24/7/365 super-interactive deliverables factor is innovative. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, B2B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for micro-CAE? Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! BuildingLink is the industry leader of dynamic TQC. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to syndicate without reducing our capacity to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? We will utilize the capability of e-tailers to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. We understand that if you architect super-holistically then you may also target vertically. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. If you optimize strategically, you may have to brand wirelessly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will expedite the power of paradigms to envisioneer. BuildingLink practically invented the term "turn-key performance management". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without cyber-intra-M&A, you will lack R&D reports. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? If you innovate intuitively, you may have to redefine wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of front-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. We usually architect user-defined robust, B2B2C, compelling virally-distributed convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without well-chosen systems, relationships are forced to become viral. What does the industry jargon "cyber-customer-directed data hygiene" really mean? What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. We will rev up our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our ability to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to implement virally than to brand extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to deploy compellingly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think collaborative. Without sufficient solutions, web services are forced to become scalable. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The user interfaces factor is open-source. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become innovative? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate!