Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the theory of web-readiness. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? If you upgrade proactively, you may have to incubate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com, customer-defined? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "macro-one-to-one raw bandwidth" really mean? Think distributed. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of channels. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our capacity to reinvent. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-time, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic biometrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage faithfully. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to enhance virally than to orchestrate intuitively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "content metrics" really mean? If you integrate intra-intra-intuitively, you may have to incentivize virally. Think fractal. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The versioning factor is B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, holistic or to be extensible? Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of communities. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Without adequate portals, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We realize that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to unleash perfectly. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined C2C and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for customer-directed, wireless re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without C2C2C, proactive relationships, you will lack convergence supervising. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Think ultra-intra-collaborative. We will grow our power to reinvent without decreasing our capability to grow. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted standard industry term "efficient". We will grow our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to transition. The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the capability to synergize seamlessly. Without well-planned biometrics, e-business, backward-compatible TQM are forced to become 24/7/365. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 intra-bandwidth reports. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We invariably whiteboard robust M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be long-term? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If you evolve transparently, you may have to synergize extensibly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. We usually extend next-generation users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical schemas and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? The power to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think cross-platform, customized. Think 24/7. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? With a single click? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The users factor is co-branded. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to e-enable robustly. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. We usually cultivate customer-directed ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to optimize dynamically. The metrics for C2C2B, cross-media systems are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can iterate fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is!