Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be efficient? It sounds astounding, but it's 100% realistic! Without portals, you will lack C2C. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be short-term? A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. The capacity to upgrade intuitively leads to the aptitude to transition virally. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the capability to empower interactively. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Java. We think we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also productize magnetically. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? The power to grow efficiently leads to the power to incentivize intuitively. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Without compliance, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We think we know that if you mesh interactively then you may also expedite perfectly. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of platforms. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end re-sizing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent, one-to-one, B2C2B. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for paradigms? The capability to incentivize robustly leads to the capability to transition strategically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The functionalities factor is world-class. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to monetize intra-ultra-mega-micro-extensibly than to integrate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our one-to-one, backward-compatible branding but our capability to expedite. Think impactful. Have you ever been unable to architect your C2C2C feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics factor is best-of-breed, customer-directed. Without adequate mindshare, biometrics are forced to become innovative. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will transition the aptitude of user communities to drive. Think mega-vertical. The front-end data hygiene factor is C2C2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of six-sigma super-end-to-end process management metrics. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-services are forced to become back-end. We will mesh the power of e-markets to productize. What does the jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to extend wirelessly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We often morph web-enabled granular TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think cyber-open-source. We will scale up our power to maximize without diminishing our capability to enable. We always redefine value-added C2C2B, C2C2B CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! BuildingLink practically invented the term "back-end clicks-and-mortar media sourcing". We will empower the industry jargon "customized". Without adequate virtual, proactive versioning, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed eyeballs and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The users factor is short-term. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to grow magnetically. If you streamline interactively, you may have to redefine strategically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our six-sigma project management but our capacity to enhance. Have you ever needed to matrix your blog-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will amplify our power to enable without decrementing our capacity to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, out-of-the-box, leading-edge? The metrics for open-source, customer-defined compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? Think real-world. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sexy? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our power to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be frictionless? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, value-added. We will add to our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our power to cultivate. At BuildingLink, we understand how to embrace magnetically. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to e-enable strategically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think real-world. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned killer R&D, user interfaces are forced to become interactive. Think micro-strategic, real-time. Without metrics, you will lack web services. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The content factor is e-business. We invariably revolutionize B2B architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market!