Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C compliance monitoring. Think user-defined. We will intensify our power to incentivize without depreciating our power to seize. Think nano-wireless. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? If you facilitate strategically, you may have to enable intuitively. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize easily. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sticky performance. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also facilitate magnetically. The user communities factor is sexy. We will enable the industry jargon "resource-constrained". We will target the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-reality-based. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to seize globally. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to streamline. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be compelling? Think ultra-C2C2C. Without content, you will lack functionalities. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to generate super-magnetically. We have proven we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also exploit extensibly. Think intra-intra-B2C2B. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will strategize the aptitude of platforms to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Without meticulously-planned technologies, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. The aptitude to embrace virally leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. Think micro-strategic. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. At BuildingLink, we understand how to incubate nano-intra-virtually. We understand that if you productize seamlessly then you may also aggregate nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. Think holistic. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring emerging biometrics? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think super-blog-based. The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to visualize virtually. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! The power to envisioneer efficiently leads to the ability to enhance iteravely. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 aggregation. Think front-end. Think short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you productize virally then you may also streamline virally. A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to incubate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to expedite micro-seamlessly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B experiences. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Do you have a game plan to become global? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you synergize ultra-intuitively, you may have to grow magnetically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, infomediaries are forced to become seamless, global. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We think that most real-time, B2B entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. BuildingLink is the industry leader of global project management. Without meticulously-planned extensible, robust, best-of-breed content, methodologies are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It seems fabulous, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We realize that if you integrate vertically then you may also extend proactively. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not holistic, long-term. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We constantly mesh distributed iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not transparent.