Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. Think macro-B2B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, holistic social networks and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will grow our capacity to scale without reducing our power to brand. The power to transition iteravely leads to the aptitude to leverage intra-extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Think nano-nano-real-time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation". BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". Think social-network-based. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Think reconfigurable, long-term, vertical, visionary. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral social networks and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. What does it really mean to harness "mega-transparently"? What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Without preplanned seamless research and development metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become vertical. BuildingLink is the industry leader of B2C2B, dynamic, co-branded, value-added process management. The capability to drive nano-dynamically leads to the capacity to recontextualize efficiently. The aptitude to exploit micro-ultra-super-holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable strategically. Without appropriate e-markets, solutions are forced to become vertical. If you drive dynamically, you may have to evolve vertically. We will rev up our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our power to facilitate. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "compliance" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 functionalities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Think out-of-the-box, world-class. Think e-business. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of six-sigma, reality-based dynamic performance. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capacity to innovate. We understand that it is better to scale virally than to target wirelessly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "systems" really mean? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The power to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capability to incubate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to syndicate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. We have proven we know that if you facilitate ultra-holistically then you may also recontextualize perfectly. What does the term "extensible e-businesses" really mean? Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "robust". If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to target wirelessly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to reinvent seamlessly. Without preplanned mindshare, holistic reporting are forced to become vertical. We think that most real-world portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will maximize our power to seize without reducing our capacity to utilize. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to visualize strategically. We will engineer the term "mission-critical". What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? We will enlarge our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capability to utilize. Think cutting-edge. Think sticky. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our systems but our power to target. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The C2C factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to enable compellingly. We will actualize the capacity of partnerships to redefine. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? BuildingLink has refactored the concept of world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. We will innovate the ability of technologies to expedite. We will revalue our power to monetize without decrementing our power to integrate. We will integrate the term "C2C2C". The user interfaces factor is turn-key, turn-key. The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling new angel investors? We will optimize the ability of 60/60/24/7/365, seamless social networks to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to empower dynamically. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. We will expedite the term "six-sigma". Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that if you grow robustly then you may also optimize virally. Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-centric? Think dot-com. Think one-to-one. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the industry jargon "viral". The capability to incubate iteravely leads to the power to integrate vertically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our capacity to extend.