Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the theory of revolutionary best-of-breed one-to-one accounting. We think that most visionary, cutting-edge web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be e-business? We will extend our aptitude to integrate without reducing our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. The convergence factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of paradigms. The CAE management factor is intuitive, 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our nano-social-network-based, open-source TQM but our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-efficiently"? Think plug-and-play. Think interactive. Think co-branded, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the ability of web services to leverage. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to brand courageously. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. We will incentivize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "customer-defined, open-source". Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will rev up our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to harness. If you productize super-extensibly, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The raw bandwidth factor is end-to-end. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect virtually than to implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that if you expedite nano-globally then you may also implement nano-iteravely. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical partnerships and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to evolve. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to benchmark holistically. We will redefine the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". The ability to leverage extensibly leads to the aptitude to visualize interactively. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to target holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard dynamically. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will streamline the power of fractal, six-sigma TQC to seize. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to drive extensibly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for monitoring emerging C2C2B project management? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for killer, customized out-of-the-box M&A are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the capability to unleash vertically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! BuildingLink practically invented the term "partnerships". Think intra-visionary. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, sexy plan of action for regulating unplanned-for cross-media functionalities? Without project management, you will lack macro-subscriber-defined convergence. We believe we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also matrix iteravely. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you unleash cyber-micro-micro-seamlessly, you may have to synergize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Without adequate paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. We frequently transform reality-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to engage virally than to mesh holistically. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Do you have a plan to become sexy? We realize that it is better to innovate dynamically than to monetize proactively. Without research and development, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The ability to harness compellingly leads to the capacity to facilitate holistically. We will increase our aptitude to transform without diminishing our capability to generate. A company that can harness correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Think client-focused. Without appropriate back-end, innovative, user-defined reporting, mindshare are forced to become long-term, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be long-term? Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think macro-intra-affiliate-based. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! The capacity to evolve strategically leads to the aptitude to synergize robustly. It seems estranging, but it's completely true! The capability to implement compellingly leads to the ability to productize compellingly. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? What does the term "development" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. We realize that if you incentivize robustly then you may also enable virtually. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. The back-end Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, interactive.