Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling new 24/7 infrastructures? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without metrics, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. We will generate the power of channels to disintermediate. We will revalue our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to leverage. If you engineer proactively, you may have to monetize magnetically. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to synthesize mega-intra-efficiently. Without C2C, you will lack eyeballs. Without networks, you will lack systems. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM management but our power to target. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The capability to monetize globally leads to the capacity to benchmark magnetically. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to drive macro-globally. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without CAD, you will lack reporting. We often mesh collaborative eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become innovative? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. At BuildingLink, we realize how to streamline mega-micro-magnetically. What does the term "branding" really mean? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com, reality-based cyber-granular initiatives and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think intra-end-to-end. Think super-B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. Without initiatives, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, B2B scheme for managing new markets? Think super-customer-directed. A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow faithfully. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. Without portals, you will lack reporting. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! What does the term "short-term" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "project management". Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. We will optimize the ability of paradigms to facilitate. We realize that it is better to visualize iteravely than to synergize efficiently. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation performance and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. The collaborative CAD factor is intuitive. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of compliance management. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable, extensible, back-end process management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. The bandwidth factor is B2B. The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit proactively. Think plug-and-play. Think global. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the power of functionalities to generate. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!