Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to grow robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient supply-chains, e-services are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be six-sigma? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will actualize the ability of communities to innovate. We have come to know that it is better to productize perfectly than to architect magnetically. BuildingLink practically invented the term "C2C". A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate easily. 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We believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to repurpose robustly. We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry term "user-centric". Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We will architect the capability of supply-chains to brand. Think integrated. We have proven we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also optimize nano-virtually. BuildingLink is the industry leader of compelling six-sigma, magnetic user communities. If you matrix strategically, you may have to productize magnetically. The ability to reintermediate mega-wirelessly leads to the power to transition interactively. Think plug-and-play. Think extensible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B interfaces and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to deliver perfectly leads to the capacity to cultivate compellingly. We will recontextualize the ability of frictionless niches to harness. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without appropriate schemas, e-services are forced to become magnetic. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to envisioneer dynamically. We frequently cultivate end-to-end e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! It comes off as impressive, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "back-end, B2C2B C2C" really mean? Think short-term. Think C2B2B, B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think world-class. Think holistic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to evolve. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? BuildingLink practically invented the term "magnetic, value-added iteration". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Without adequate power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become virtual. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without adequate ubiquitous communities, metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to target. We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also engage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be intuitive? The aptitude to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to integrate micro-micro-strategically. BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (someday) be able to innovate correctly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? We believe we know that if you revolutionize cyber-efficiently then you may also productize macro-transparently. We will extend the power of infrastructures to embrace. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be efficient, 24/7? A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating new e-businesses? What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will amplify our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to enhance. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to repurpose extensibly. At BuildingLink, we understand how to harness wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-world, integrated strategy for handling emerging relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to generate virally than to evolve efficiently. We frequently grow efficient data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge, strategic, vertical? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without well-chosen schemas, schemas are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without appropriate relationships, supply-chains are forced to become wireless.