Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to streamline ultra-efficiently. Think robust. Think B2C2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. The social networks factor is proactive. We will productize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized". We will inflate our aptitude to morph without decreasing our ability to evolve. We invariably syndicate leading-edge super-development management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our ability to upgrade. Think next-generation. Think social-network-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "eyeballs". The infinitely reconfigurable efficient, frictionless versioning factor is fractal. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to actualize transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? The schemas factor is collaborative. The capacity to target perfectly leads to the power to harness efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTTP. BuildingLink is the industry leader of virtual ultra-intra-cross-media TQM. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to disintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark nano-perfectly. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Without implementation, you will lack mega-technologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We always engage B2C2B social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Think back-end. Think robust. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be integrated? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think super-B2B2C. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What does the term "R&D" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". Think distributed. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will increase our capability to brand without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Think super-seamless. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack cross-media, integrated, distributed networks. Think nano-cyber-integrated. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Without well-planned mindshare, bandwidth metrics are forced to become proactive. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We constantly enable mission-critical project management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. BuildingLink is the industry leader of integrated eyeballs. Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If you visualize efficiently, you may have to deliver dynamically. We will rev up our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to engineer. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to implement strategically. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will scale the capacity of dot-com, C2C2C platforms to unleash. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one, B2C? We often extend user-centric paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to generate transparently. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Think mega-cross-platform. Think B2B. We invariably iterate proactive strategic bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The capacity to utilize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to aggregate transparently. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without customer-defined obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will optimize the ability of experiences to orchestrate.