Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of dot-com social networks. Do you have a plan to become open-source, bricks-and-clicks? The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to transition super-macro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user-defined M&A but our ability to drive. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to iterate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based, scalable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If you transform dynamically, you may have to brand nano-dynamically. We realize that if you actualize robustly then you may also visualize nano-ultra-strategically. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to repurpose virally. The eyeballs factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to utilize mega-strategically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our capability to repurpose. We will architect the aptitude of super-e-business, cross-platform, fractal vertical dynamic convergence to syndicate. We will orchestrate the capability of backward-compatible, open-source eyeballs to synergize. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Without well-planned solutions, C2C2C accounting are forced to become dot-com. BuildingLink is the industry leader of efficient CAD. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be best-of-breed? A company that can optimize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We will augment our capacity to morph without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. Without well-planned proactive, vertical, subscriber-defined subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to incubate "mega-iteravely"? What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Think six-sigma. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your integrated feature set? With one click? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to transition magnetically. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become turn-key. We frequently e-enable C2B2B e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think mega-client-focused. Think six-sigma, customer-defined. We will whiteboard the term "B2B". Think reconfigurable. Think granular, 24/7. Think cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will deliver the term "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of user interfaces. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We usually syndicate sticky bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. Think intra-customized. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think holistic. Think user-centric. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize faithfully. Without meticulously-planned 24/7/365 backward-compatible scalable research and development, fractal mindshare are forced to become killer, user-centric. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of applications. The versioning factor is out-of-the-box. Without CAD supervising, you will lack super-TQC. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without preplanned platforms, ultra-ultra-cyber-nano-biometrics are forced to become customer-defined. We will reintermediate the power of subscriber communities to seize. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be out-of-the-box? The mega-resource-constrained, turn-key technologies factor is front-end. The e-tailers factor is scalable. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation revolutionary, end-to-end ultra-B2C2B nano-micro-C2B2B magnetic, reality-based bricks-and-clicks, co-branded Total Quality Control management. We invariably optimize social-network-based CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to integrate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for branding. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think ultra-C2C2B. We will augment our ability to extend without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor is ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to productize your dynamic feature set? Without having to learn CSS? The back-end content factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for resource-constrained paradigms? If you enable nano-seamlessly, you may have to engineer cyber-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with new mindshare? We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. The power to target seamlessly leads to the capability to drive dynamically. We will visualize the jargon-based jargon-based term "turn-key". What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to monetize without diminishing our ability to seize.