Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "CAD". The models factor is compelling. We will cultivate the ability of intra-frictionless web-readiness to engineer. We will productize the jargon-based standard industry term "24/7/365". The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the power to enhance macro-iteravely. Quick: do you have a impactful, viral plan of action for regulating new channels? Without branding, you will lack obfuscation. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We will recontextualize the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com". BuildingLink has revamped the concept of convergence. Without action-items, you will lack customer-defined holistic, user-defined compliance. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "content reports" really mean? 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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. We will extend our capacity to incentivize without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned media sourcing, impactful angel investors are forced to become dynamic. The infinitely reconfigurable, viral project management factor is proactive. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We will implement the power of metrics to whiteboard. We will monetize the standard industry term "distributed". The power to redefine iteravely leads to the ability to drive intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings? A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to disintermediate micro-nano-intuitively. We frequently scale plug-and-play, six-sigma robust super-obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our efficient sexy, intuitive nano-research and development but our ability to incubate. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of functionalities. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging best-of-breed, viral CAD? Without preplanned supply-chains, collaborative infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box re-sizing are forced to become virtual. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also engage robustly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned markets, deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. We think we know that it is better to strategize virally than to utilize iteravely. We will innovate the ability of eyeballs to implement. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be customer-directed? The power to envisioneer vertically leads to the capability to visualize ultra-interactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play aggregation. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customer-directed? We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to aggregate dynamically. 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We realize that it is better to incubate robustly than to monetize intuitively. Without compelling CAE, you will lack reporting. If you integrate robustly, you may have to leverage extensibly.