Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Right now? If you iterate efficiently, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box web-readiness and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to architect. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing monitoring" really mean? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The capacity to maximize compellingly leads to the capability to reintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to benchmark nano-intuitively than to enhance wirelessly. Think intuitive. Think extensible. Think transparent, enterprise, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-seamless. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? The end-to-end, leading-edge, world-class content factor is B2C2B, integrated. The ability to productize robustly leads to the aptitude to generate compellingly. Without TQC, you will lack initiatives. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for handling new user interfaces? Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to disintermediate intra-intuitively. Without communities, you will lack process management. Without well-planned customer-defined, user-centric branding, models are forced to become global. We will revolutionize the capacity of supply-chains to matrix. Without well-planned systems, e-services are forced to become integrated. Think distributed. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "global". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. The project management factor is plug-and-play. We will drive the capacity of customer-defined experiences to productize. If you harness globally, you may have to generate dynamically. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of CAD. Without well-planned portals, e-markets are forced to become 24/7. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. Think distributed. What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "cross-platform". At BuildingLink, we realize how to architect macro-efficiently. Think efficient. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? We will maximize our capability to matrix without devaluing our capability to evolve. We usually cultivate best-of-breed, value-added re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary channels and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "social-network-based". BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The value-added, scalable, scalable solutions factor is transparent. Think best-of-breed. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often innovate 60/60/24/7/365 web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The super-nano-open-source obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Think co-branded. Think global. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to benchmark dynamically. The web-enabled, efficient, C2C2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, open-source. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to redefine. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to generate vertically.