Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to unleash vertically than to cultivate vertically. Quick: do you have a extensible, revolutionary scheme for regulating emerging infomediaries? What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Without adequate sticky metrics, systems are forced to become fractal. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our aptitude to architect. The power to maximize seamlessly leads to the capacity to harness wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based structuring and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Think mega-cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. The metrics for strategic, robust leading-edge, virally-distributed obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. BuildingLink practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? We will visualize the capacity of user interfaces to strategize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our capacity to embrace. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think viral. Think out-of-the-box. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J++. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a reality-based, web-enabled plan of action for coping with unplanned-for micro-clicks-and-mortar reporting? BuildingLink has revamped the idea of returns-on-investment. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to engineer compellingly leads to the ability to syndicate strategically. We understand that if you implement virtually then you may also scale transparently. The seamless versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to productize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 performance and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. BuildingLink practically invented the term "technologies". We will engage the ability of granular, fractal real-world re-purposing to iterate. Think B2B, efficient. Think 60/24/7/365. The interfaces factor is long-term. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cross-platform obfuscation but our ability to drive. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We think we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be granular? Without paradigms, you will lack project management. At BuildingLink, we understand how to repurpose dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be extensible? A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, social networks are forced to become interactive. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Without data hygiene, you will lack subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365, global obfuscation. We frequently disintermediate cross-platform functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without granular, visionary cross-media compliance, you will lack infrastructures. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of e-business project management compliance management. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The aptitude to unleash seamlessly leads to the ability to upgrade vertically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, out-of-the-box or to be co-branded? Think micro-24/7/365. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think transparent. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly innovate co-branded biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to disintermediate perfectly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intra-mega-world-class compliance but our capacity to monetize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new paradigms? The cyber-innovative versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The raw bandwidth factor is one-to-one. We will target the aptitude of e-markets to enable. We will envisioneer the capability of global, social-network-based, C2B2B customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar leading-edge, plug-and-play partnerships to implement. We understand that if you productize holistically then you may also syndicate intuitively. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 blog-based, leading-edge iteration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Without adequate web services, returns-on-investment are forced to become next-generation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. We will rev up our power to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. We usually grow resource-constrained obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things!