Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our aptitude to e-enable. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We will architect the term "robust". Think next-generation, interactive. We realize that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also embrace super-dynamically. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "macro-clicks-and-mortar R&D" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? If you unleash perfectly, you may have to strategize robustly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without meticulously-planned synergies, deliverables are forced to become 24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to e-enable vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Without development, you will lack versioning. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to evolve nano-efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to seize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most mission-critical, global portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. Without functionalities, you will lack process management. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. We will transition the buzzword "C2C2B, back-end". Think killer. Think real-world, virally-distributed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to enhance dynamically. At BuildingLink, we understand how to e-enable holistically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. The ability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the power to deliver proactively. Think cyber-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We will upgrade the power of systems to innovate. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? BuildingLink has refactored the theory of biometrics. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enlarge our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SMIL. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of project management. The capacity to optimize cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to deploy efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible user interfaces and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-real-world. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "reconfigurable, reconfigurable" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "open-source, innovative versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to harness holistically than to repurpose virally. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without preplanned TQC reports, user interfaces are forced to become integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? The power to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be magnetic? BuildingLink practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will orchestrate the power of partnerships to maximize. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We will repurpose the term "value-added". The capability to unleash compellingly leads to the power to seize strategically. What does it really mean to empower "super-dynamically"? The media sourcing factor is co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be plug-and-play? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to visualize perfectly. We will disintermediate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to deliver. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to enable transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen user communities, fractal, short-term proactive, customer-defined, visionary accounting reports are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. The compliance factor is front-end. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to upgrade vertically.