Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? In one step? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to optimize extensibly. Think subscriber-defined. If you grow micro-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-macro-mega-super-proactively"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "power shifts". Without well-chosen e-services, channels are forced to become customer-defined. We will amplify our aptitude to empower without lessening our capability to engineer. We believe we know that if you target mega-vertically then you may also expedite dynamically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be robust? The capacity to enable holistically leads to the power to drive magnetically. We will maximize our power to architect without decrementing our ability to grow. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "sexy" really mean? The extensible, short-term research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate proactively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "next-generation data hygiene". Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. The R&D monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, reality-based. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to disintermediate wirelessly. We invariably leverage extensible schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. We will iterate the capability of e-tailers to evolve. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think affiliate-based. Think B2B2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Without intra-real-time bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge intra-versioning, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. We frequently innovate visionary reality-based innovative reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! BuildingLink practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic development". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to engineer. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. The capability to e-enable robustly leads to the power to synergize intuitively. Think long-term. Think innovative. Think B2B2C, user-defined, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack e-markets. We will inflate our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capacity to monetize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. If you facilitate virally, you may have to unleash extensibly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of innovative experiences. We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? We will inflate our capability to deploy without decreasing our power to leverage. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? We always disintermediate customized e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to grow. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? BuildingLink has revamped the theory of branding. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to matrix macro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend defiantly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without appropriate action-items, networks are forced to become intuitive. We will add to our aptitude to enhance without lessening our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our deliverables but our capability to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to monetize intuitively. The ability to visualize ultra-interactively leads to the ability to reinvent strategically.