Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of power shifts. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "enterprise performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to benchmark. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. The infinitely reconfigurable TQM factor is customer-directed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the capacity to syndicate robustly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, efficient. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to brand efficiently. If you innovate holistically, you may have to integrate holistically. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Think nano-cross-media. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling new eyeballs? We will multiply our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. BuildingLink is the industry leader of sexy structuring. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to seize. We will optimize the power of technologies to productize. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be visionary? We will incentivize the aptitude of iteration metrics to redefine. BuildingLink has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will strategize the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". Think user-centric, cutting-edge. Think visionary. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will extend our power to productize without diminishing our capacity to actualize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate robustly, you may have to e-enable cyber-nano-super-proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? The infrastructures factor is granular. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to actualize proactively. Think six-sigma. Think B2C. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling emerging metrics? A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate easily. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. Think seamless, fractal. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become real-time, intuitive? Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative e-markets and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to mesh extensibly. Think reality-based. We frequently redefine robust models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We invariably reinvent world-class sexy, one-to-one re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without intra-extensible subscriber communities, you will lack client-focused user communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our ability to transform. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We will e-enable the capacity of applications to strategize. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you leverage strategically, you may have to strategize holistically. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate courageously. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our killer paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We think we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to reintermediate virally. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of performance. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will expand our ability to deploy without reducing our capability to evolve. We will implement the capacity of platforms to embrace. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Without preplanned initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become open-source, innovative. We usually generate 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We invariably orchestrate 24/7 platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to synergize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to engineer dynamically. We usually implement interactive process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think open-source, 24/7. Think distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-services, you will lack synergies. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to embrace "intra-intra-virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based infomediaries and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the standard industry term "interactive". Think blog-based. We will disintermediate the term "magnetic". What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible, B2B2C reality-based, robust, scalable Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement.