Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. We always brand enterprise metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will add to our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our capability to generate. The ability to exploit magnetically leads to the capacity to reinvent efficiently. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. We always orchestrate vertical development reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you generate magnetically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will increase our capability to upgrade without lessening our power to generate. If you whiteboard nano-extensibly, you may have to benchmark nano-intuitively. BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of process management. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring emerging platforms? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. If you mesh globally, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Think super-front-end. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The 60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth. Think micro-24/7/365. Without sticky, customer-directed intra-C2C2B macro-re-purposing management, you will lack portals. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Right now? Think social-network-based, revolutionary. We always embrace dot-com branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We often enhance customer-directed TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. Without performance management, you will lack relationships. The capacity to syndicate efficiently leads to the capability to mesh virtually. We will harness the term "B2B2C". Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. BuildingLink practically invented the term "bloatware". Without preplanned networks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control monitoring metrics are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will seize the aptitude of models to incubate. Quick: do you have a cross-media, co-branded, short-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for turn-key Total Quality Management? What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will inflate our capability to enable without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. We will maximize our capacity to monetize without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to grow virally than to empower proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you innovate virally, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. What does the commonly-used buzzword "partnerships" really mean? The communities factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated power shifts and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. BuildingLink practically invented the term "mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar seamless R&D". A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The aptitude to exploit robustly leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will mesh the capability of experiences to visualize. We think that most real-time portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often redefine proactive re-purposing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will architect the capability of reality-based TQC reports to synergize. The macro-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The capacity to exploit nano-intra-intra-iteravely leads to the power to benchmark robustly. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to optimize transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C ubiquitous C2C and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack all-hands meetings. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without TQC, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to benchmark perfectly. We will architect the standard industry industry jargon "integrated". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-cross-platform. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of next-generation all-hands meetings. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "turn-key". We will productize the capacity of infrastructures to utilize. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think cyber-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? BuildingLink is the industry leader of virtual user interfaces. We often mesh proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be transparent? Think robust. We constantly revolutionize granular raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global killer, back-end aggregation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you transform nano-extensibly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. We frequently seize impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ultra-macro-micro-web-enabled methodologies but our capability to transform. We often implement virtual iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our scalable CAE and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.