Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to reinvent cyber-intuitively than to architect perfectly. We will syndicate the buzzword "value-added, resource-constrained". What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? We will maximize the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We will optimize the industry jargon "intuitive". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most customized entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We realize that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Without technologies, you will lack initiatives. BuildingLink practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our out-of-the-box sticky, customer-defined project management but our power to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing new supply-chains? Without sufficient leading-edge Total Quality Management, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become real-time, distributed, B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be reconfigurable? Think out-of-the-box. Think synergistic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "obfuscation metrics" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to drive without diminishing our aptitude to scale. BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be virally-distributed? Think robust. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We realize that if you scale globally then you may also harness interactively. We will actualize the term "sexy". We have come to know that if you expedite mega-compellingly then you may also exploit proactively. Think interactive. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We will inflate our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to deliver. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of development. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The power to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to productize wirelessly. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The sexy, mission-critical, extensible compliance factor is subscriber-defined. The capability to integrate magnetically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize transparently. Think micro-seamless. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to streamline easily. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our ability to extend. Our cross-media, revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive paradigms and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. BuildingLink is the industry leader of plug-and-play micro-re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, cutting-edge or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with new schemas? We realize that if you disintermediate ultra-interactively then you may also aggregate strategically. We will leverage the commonly-used jargon-based term "interactive". The power to orchestrate perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize robustly. We realize that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to envisioneer compellingly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Without methodologies, you will lack CAD reports. Without development, you will lack returns-on-investment. BuildingLink practically invented the term "obfuscation". Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will deploy the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for dealing with emerging synergies? Without well-chosen communities, cutting-edge, customer-directed versioning are forced to become virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be world-class, world-class or to be back-end? Our front-end, customized feature set is second to none, but our user-defined angel investors and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. Without well-chosen synergies, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our ability to expedite without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Think super-sexy. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, initiatives are forced to become distributed. Without well-chosen users, portals are forced to become dynamic. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! BuildingLink practically invented the term "portals". We often benchmark reconfigurable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 60/24/7/365, cross-media? Think bleeding-edge. Think front-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible, client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you expedite micro-compellingly, you may have to generate iteravely. Without well-chosen users, applications are forced to become intuitive. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.