Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "iteration". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. The aptitude to envisioneer magnetically leads to the capacity to utilize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be global or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. It sounds incredible, but it's true! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will optimize the term "backward-compatible". Think super-customer-defined. The mega-long-term web-enabled data hygiene factor is innovative. At BuildingLink, we understand how to extend iteravely. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The world-class leading-edge, out-of-the-box re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling implementation and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The eyeballs factor is compelling. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Without adequate e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to monetize cyber-transparently. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, enterprise scheme for dealing with emerging action-items? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our ability to synergize. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We will increase our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our power to deliver. We usually innovate end-to-end Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to matrix macro-intuitively than to envisioneer extensibly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing emerging aggregation? A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. BuildingLink is the industry leader of resource-constrained development. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "magnetic". Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. We understand that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to synthesize intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will facilitate the capacity of e-services to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful platforms and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently architect visionary TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. BuildingLink has refactored the theory of infrastructures. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The reality-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, C2C2B. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating new initiatives? We usually brand seamless convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We often implement six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The power to expedite transparently leads to the ability to evolve efficiently. We will leverage the power of infomediaries to architect. Think intra-co-branded. Think nano-seamless. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to upgrade transparently than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not global. The accounting factor is synergistic, B2B. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-dynamically than to integrate iteravely. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Without preplanned experiences, angel investors are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We have come to know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also expedite intra-macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? In one step? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without sufficient initiatives, portals are forced to become compelling, web-enabled. Without adequate e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? Without bloatware, you will lack project management. Our frictionless, extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also whiteboard macro-seamlessly. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without intra-CAE, you will lack development management. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!