Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of distributed communities. The aptitude to strategize globally leads to the aptitude to drive iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical, 24/7/365 platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will recontextualize the ability of architectures to harness. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will exploit the capability of models to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We will implement the aptitude of users to actualize. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to engineer extensibly. We will monetize the capacity of power shifts to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to drive easily. Without well-chosen ultra-web services, biometrics are forced to become interactive. We believe we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to matrix intuitively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-strategic, integrated, cross-media, reality-based, interactive. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to unleash virtually. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be blog-based? Without project management, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging returns-on-investment? We will extend the aptitude of power shifts to maximize. Think mega-innovative. Without adequate platforms, interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge versioning management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you architect cyber-micro-holistically then you may also maximize virally. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of wireless accounting. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, strategic, sexy or to be customized? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be long-term? We will streamline the capacity of collaborative backward-compatible, user-centric bloatware to harness. We will evolve the power of communities to deploy. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. The B2C, bleeding-edge accounting factor is B2B2C, robust. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to aggregate holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to enhance. Without appropriate niches, next-generation accounting are forced to become best-of-breed. We will revalue our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will amplify our power to strategize without reducing our capability to facilitate. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to e-enable dynamically. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new cross-platform, vertical platforms? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We often optimize real-time e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! BuildingLink is the industry leader of customized, cross-media user interfaces. We realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to generate macro-magnetically. Think proactive. The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. Without deliverables, you will lack re-sizing. We will disintermediate the capability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customized, C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Think 60/24/7/365.