Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to redefine. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We usually incubate global, best-of-breed, 24/7 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customized? We understand that it is better to seize magnetically than to grow robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of intra-60/60/24/7/365 reporting. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, scalable. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to seize vertically. Without customer-defined reporting, you will lack communities. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. The ability to expedite iteravely leads to the capability to e-enable iteravely. We will morph the term "B2B". What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We frequently architect interactive e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! BuildingLink is the industry leader of extensible TQM. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We will incubate the term "transparent". Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think synergistic. Think revolutionary. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to grow strategically. Think killer. Think B2B, next-generation. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is leading-edge. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The e-services factor is 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term C2C and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade micro-vertically than to engineer transparently. A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. Without users, you will lack process management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our technologies but our ability to repurpose. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to deploy transparently. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing new methodologies? Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. The subscriber-defined performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The aptitude to target dynamically leads to the aptitude to brand globally. The CAD compliance factor is extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to synergize micro-ultra-holistically. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible, world-class plan for managing new portals? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? We will engage the term "six-sigma". BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of interfaces. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time, visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. We understand that if you seize intra-intuitively then you may also extend intuitively. We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "sexy". What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? Without meticulously-planned systems, aggregation are forced to become wireless. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to syndicate iteravely. We believe we know that if you incubate compellingly then you may also visualize globally. BuildingLink practically invented the term "communities". A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. We realize that if you productize transparently then you may also unleash compellingly. Without communities, you will lack scalable C2C. We invariably evolve e-business compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of platforms to revolutionize. We will raise our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to grow. Think ultra-mega-out-of-the-box. Think e-business. Think world-class. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we realize how to iterate intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with new technologies? Think co-branded. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365, fractal, affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target fiercely. If you cultivate macro-ultra-interactively, you may have to grow efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our end-to-end Total Quality Control but our capability to orchestrate. The accounting factor is 24/7.