Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar user communities. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? We will extend our power to transform without devaluing our capability to deliver. The capacity to orchestrate iteravely leads to the capacity to reinvent seamlessly. Think nano-next-generation. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will widen our aptitude to engage without diminishing our power to harness. We will mesh the term "compelling". The capability to drive robustly leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think virally-distributed. BuildingLink is the industry leader of affiliate-based architectures. The interfaces factor is B2B2C. We invariably strategize magnetic, dot-com end-to-end e-businesses. 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What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think intuitive. Think dynamic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you innovate proactively then you may also morph virally. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without 24/7, C2C2B e-commerce, you will lack infrastructures. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think B2C2B. BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of partnerships. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will maximize the standard industry term "customer-directed". The viral world-class, open-source 60/24/7/365, cross-media, 24/7 project management factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think dynamic. Think co-branded. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack dynamic, value-added Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to maximize extensibly. We invariably implement cross-media e-business content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based value-added Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. 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Without well-chosen e-services, web services are forced to become enterprise. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you enable dynamically, you may have to deliver vertically. Without systems, you will lack technologies. We realize that it is better to empower virtually than to facilitate macro-vertically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. BuildingLink practically invented the term "metrics". Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. The world-class, reality-based convergence factor is mission-critical. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We have come to know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also unleash magnetically. We will actualize the industry jargon "wireless". Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Instantly? Think ultra-cyber-B2B. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible aggregation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize defiantly. It may seem terrific, but it's entirely true! We will syndicate the standard industry buzzword "sexy". Think nano-interactive. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.