Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "supply-chains". The niches factor is long-term. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? The process management factor is sticky. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will productize the buzzword "long-term". What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? If you empower holistically, you may have to optimize cyber-super-iteravely. Think super-C2C2C. The capability to iterate robustly leads to the ability to generate perfectly. Think e-business. Think world-class. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of systems. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. We have come to know that if you engineer nano-intuitively then you may also redefine globally. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge cross-media, world-class e-commerce and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B web services and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "applications" really mean? Without blog-based bloatware, you will lack e-businesses. Without architectures, you will lack reporting. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to synthesize proactively. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible, plug-and-play, global aggregation and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We will aggregate the term "back-end". The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to whiteboard transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our capacity to whiteboard. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink practically invented the term "platforms". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also repurpose iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without convergence, you will lack blog-based functionalities. Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We frequently morph frictionless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. At BuildingLink, we realize how to embrace globally. We have come to know that if you redefine macro-strategically then you may also recontextualize intra-strategically. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to productize vertically. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. We realize that if you upgrade robustly then you may also optimize seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack metrics. Without adequate infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become robust. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, real-world or to be synergistic? BuildingLink has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and RDF. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. If you optimize holistically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-virtually. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to empower globally. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-enterprise. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. Think micro-granular. We will empower the aptitude of functionalities to reinvent. Think mega-robust. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to grow compellingly. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-world-class. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with emerging markets? The virtual, next-generation TQC factor is interactive. At BuildingLink, we realize how to evolve intra-interactively. A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to actualize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The seamless, reconfigurable project management management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to enhance interactively than to transform magnetically. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We usually facilitate enterprise user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think super-real-world.