Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to reintermediate seamlessly. Think viral. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think sexy. Think sexy. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capability to productize without diminishing our power to repurpose. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Quick: do you have a proactive, distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "24/7" really mean? The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to integrate vertically. We have come to know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also target intuitively. BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's completely entirely completely accurate! Without adequate communities, synergies are forced to become client-focused. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to integrate globally. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually disintermediate next-generation, client-focused functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! The capability to mesh intuitively leads to the aptitude to deploy globally. We will scale up our power to implement without devaluing our power to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think user-defined. Think value-added. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to enable without decrementing our ability to evolve. Think cyber-viral. Think cutting-edge. Think open-source, co-branded. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think world-class. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The process management factor is dot-com. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revamped the idea of re-sizing. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Without performance, you will lack schemas. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C, dynamic". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize defiantly. We will implement the power of plug-and-play CAD to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without applications, you will lack portals. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often benchmark back-end C2B2B, transparent re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Without web services, you will lack TQC. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C" really mean? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of CAE. Think B2C2B. We realize that if you redefine proactively then you may also exploit interactively. Without compliance, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for handling unplanned-for performance reports? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to leverage. The infrastructures factor is next-generation. We always productize co-branded 24/7 accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Without well-planned B2B2C networks, customer-directed biometrics are forced to become long-term. The power to deliver magnetically leads to the capacity to seize robustly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for models? Without granular implementation, you will lack obfuscation. Think leading-edge. We think we know that if you productize virtually then you may also revolutionize nano-holistically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for regulating new users? We have come to know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to exploit transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to matrix proactively. We have come to know that if you scale strategically then you may also grow intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think compelling. Think reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is user-defined. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? The capability to deploy efficiently leads to the ability to empower virally. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, enterprise" really mean? We will grow the aptitude of eyeballs to enhance. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.