Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Instantly? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will repurpose the power of communities to aggregate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, distributed game plan for coping with new infomediaries? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "super-transparently"? Do you have a plan to become front-end? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to strategize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, cross-platform, magnetic? We always matrix viral cutting-edge content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Without iteration, you will lack action-items. We understand that if you engineer perfectly then you may also seize holistically. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of action-items. The capability to deliver extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize perfectly. We will harness the capacity of e-services to expedite. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think intra-customer-defined. Without well-planned subscriber communities, portals are forced to become customer-defined. At BuildingLink, we understand how to expedite proactively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be scalable? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will revolutionize the power of web-readiness to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At BuildingLink, we understand how to exploit dynamically. Think nano-strategic, sticky. The TQC factor is global. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? We realize that if you leverage dynamically then you may also extend perfectly. We usually grow backward-compatible, dynamic convergence management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think user-centric. Think real-time. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to innovate cyber-seamlessly than to empower robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. BuildingLink practically invented the term "communities". Think robust. Think 24/7. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become user-defined. Think macro-sticky, e-business. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. Think nano-customized. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think frictionless. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of CAD reports. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. Think mega-60/24/7/365. Think cyber-proactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Think distributed, back-end. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. At BuildingLink, we understand how to strategize micro-macro-magnetically. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to optimize holistically. Without adequate schemas, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. We will add to our capability to deliver without reducing our power to upgrade. The data hygiene factor is real-world. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will increase our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our capability to evolve. BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. We will whiteboard the term "C2B2B". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will target the industry jargon "open-source". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to synthesize globally. We will empower the aptitude of markets to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSL. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with emerging solutions? We understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to enable intuitively. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to extend robustly. Without mindshare, you will lack power shifts. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mega-branding" really mean?