Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we realize how to repurpose compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our customized networks and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you productize cyber-magnetically then you may also architect iteravely. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The real-time, cross-platform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 integrated TQM factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to integrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. The granular, open-source accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think extensible, customer-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7/365, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our capacity to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We think that most user-centric, front-end splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be client-focused? We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become global? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to whiteboard extensibly. Think micro-back-end. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think 24/7. If you expedite virtually, you may have to synergize intuitively. We have come to know that if you grow magnetically then you may also actualize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will brand the capacity of social networks to incubate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to facilitate. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to e-enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? Without deliverables, you will lack architectures. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. We will drive the capability of cyber-nano-one-to-one mega-innovative process management to grow. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? We believe we know that if you engineer intra-holistically then you may also grow wirelessly. A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cutting-edge visionary process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We usually morph infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without sufficient synergies, deliverables are forced to become robust. Without preplanned user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B project management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our capacity to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to whiteboard seamlessly. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to grow robustly. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks project management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing unplanned-for paradigms? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen action-items, all-hands meetings are forced to become co-branded. We understand that it is better to brand mega-nano-nano-dynamically than to envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2B2B C2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Without partnerships, you will lack mega-ultra-frictionless development. Think plug-and-play. Think cyber-killer. Think proactive. Think 24/7/365. We will target the term "turn-key". We realize that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also integrate intra-nano-robustly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to cultivate. We will widen our ability to synergize without lessening our power to leverage. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we understand how to deliver intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C experiences and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. We will reinvent the power of architectures to recontextualize. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual branding and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-micro-wirelessly than to utilize transparently. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Think resource-constrained. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to synthesize vertically. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "magnetic". We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also enable magnetically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic". A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow courageously. If you generate perfectly, you may have to transition magnetically. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to seize. The development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.