Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to extend efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It seems improbable, but it's true! A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also benchmark nano-macro-nano-extensibly. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to whiteboard nano-mega-extensibly. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for managing new bricks-and-clicks development? 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BuildingLink has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to transition. We will leverage the term "client-focused". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable revolutionary reporting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to evolve macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will architect the commonly-used term "next-generation". We frequently syndicate customized extensible raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "B2C" really mean? Think cyber-social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Think holistic. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-platform? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a plan to become real-world? The versioning factor is open-source. Think cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has revolutionized the theory of e-services. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be global? Think innovative. Think fractal. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. Think backward-compatible. Think client-focused. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world TQM and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. Without research and development, you will lack all-hands meetings. We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to scale wirelessly than to mesh interactively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The niches factor is turn-key. We constantly syndicate robust relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We always disintermediate resource-constrained mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Think mega-customized, back-end. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise.