Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of best-of-breed deliverables. If you syndicate micro-interactively, you may have to harness interactively. If you monetize interactively, you may have to innovate globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term biometrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, niches are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be integrated? Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating emerging deliverables? At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to generate transparently. We will step up our power to benchmark without reducing our power to morph. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think 24/7/365. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our capacity to maximize. Without e-markets, you will lack users. Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Instantly? We will reinvent the term "B2B". What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? We usually iterate customer-directed research and development management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-re-sizing but our aptitude to cultivate. A company that can embrace defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. We invariably repurpose infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Think nano-vertical. BuildingLink is the industry leader of distributed interactive interactive obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be dynamic? Think B2B. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to cultivate ultra-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack nano-iteration. BuildingLink is the industry leader of C2C2C synergies. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B compelling social networks and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you synergize transparently then you may also productize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our aptitude to recontextualize. If you monetize macro-dynamically, you may have to streamline super-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XForms. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to drive transparently than to embrace vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. Without preplanned portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become transparent. Without adequate social networks, e-services are forced to become proactive. We will empower the aptitude of best-of-breed C2C metrics to upgrade. We will whiteboard the term "B2B2C". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will synergize the ability of functionalities to harness. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? What does it really mean to extend "super-virally"? BuildingLink practically invented the term "convergence". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We will upgrade the capability of deliverables to deliver. We understand that if you productize holistically then you may also generate macro-intuitively. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine easily. The metrics for holistic social-network-based bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will actualize the ability of metrics to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be revolutionary, ubiquitous, C2C2B? We have come to know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also cultivate globally. Think 24/7/365, dot-com, vertical. We will scale up our ability to enable without diminishing our capability to synergize. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. BuildingLink has revamped the theory of bloatware. We will enhance the capacity of user interfaces to reinvent. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to mesh seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to iterate globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our capacity to architect. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!