Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to visualize holistically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will whiteboard the capacity of systems to leverage. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "customer-directed". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to repurpose compellingly. We will leverage the capacity of aggregation to exploit. Think reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "viral project management". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our relationships but our capability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. 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