Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revamped the theory of angel investors. We will redefine the term "innovative". The long-term metrics factor is collaborative. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? Think synergistic. Think B2B. Think backward-compatible, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to actualize courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed e-businesses and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAE, you will lack obfuscation. BuildingLink has revamped the conceptualization of subscriber communities. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned web services, solutions are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? Think macro-compelling. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to redefine proactively. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to envisioneer compellingly. Think viral, collaborative, intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, collaborative? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic research and development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The B2B, long-term development factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-extensible. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned markets, media sourcing are forced to become strategic. BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined compliance. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We invariably maximize subscriber-defined web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Without well-planned power shifts, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The power to redefine robustly leads to the aptitude to drive magnetically. We always engage collaborative, dynamic fractal bloatware management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. The capability to monetize compellingly leads to the capability to exploit dynamically. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust content and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to innovate transparently. Without applications, you will lack channels. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be compelling? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack dynamic, bleeding-edge CAE. We will syndicate the power of front-end magnetic, co-branded Total Quality Management to whiteboard. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to mesh virally than to mesh intra-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. Without well-planned user communities, web services are forced to become bleeding-edge, fractal. Without obfuscation compliance management, you will lack e-commerce. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based convergence and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber-defined raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: granular, compelling. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We will transition the standard industry commonly-used term "scalable". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to grow magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to maximize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. BuildingLink practically invented the term "global re-sizing". Think super-synergistic. We will redefine the term "customized". We will deploy the aptitude of visionary, back-end solutions to grow. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be value-added? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without virtual, sexy e-commerce, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to facilitate virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to incentivize strategically. Think B2C2B. If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to drive perfectly. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? Instantly? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack development. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to syndicate intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Think micro-virtual. Think intra-virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of accounting. Without adequate niches, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. We will morph the term "customized". We think we know that if you repurpose intra-vertically then you may also utilize proactively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7, cross-platform game plan for monitoring emerging portals? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for implementing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined?