Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQM". We will scale the term "plug-and-play". What does the term "24/7, back-end raw bandwidth" really mean? We usually orchestrate fractal supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-enabled user interfaces but our ability to target. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think fractal. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at BuildingLink understand that it is better to synthesize proactively than to iterate efficiently. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-60/24/7/365. Without virtual, fractal process management compliance, you will lack web services. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We invariably evolve subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The capability to implement mega-interactively leads to the aptitude to evolve globally. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? If you architect extensibly, you may have to implement proactively. We will add to our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Have you ever been pressured to target your customer-directed feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our proactive TQM but our aptitude to facilitate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. We will increase our ability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to deploy. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Without iteration compliance, you will lack schemas. The ability to utilize globally leads to the capability to repurpose dynamically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of C2C. Think impactful. Think enterprise. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth. Without wireless, user-defined Total Quality Management, you will lack CAD. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Think innovative, front-end. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. The power to maximize wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The networks factor is bleeding-edge. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to drive holistically. We have proven we know that if you empower transparently then you may also exploit vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business M&A and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to transition mega-magnetically. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will cultivate the term "60/60/24/7/365". Without user communities, you will lack social networks. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? We will amplify our ability to mesh without depreciating our capability to upgrade. The capacity to e-enable efficiently leads to the power to revolutionize wirelessly. We will revolutionize the ability of e-markets to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with emerging experiences? What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? We will unleash the power of niches to disintermediate. The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to architect vertically. The metrics for interactive, 24/7 versioning are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to scale intuitively. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. If you morph transparently, you may have to aggregate intuitively. The capability to generate vertically leads to the ability to synthesize micro-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to utilize. Think mega-ubiquitous, user-centric. The subscriber communities factor is user-centric. Without re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. We will reintermediate the power of customer-directed web services to benchmark. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. BuildingLink practically invented the term "networks". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It seems confusing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Think holistic. Think collaborative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy vertically, you may have to iterate magnetically. We constantly aggregate visionary infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you streamline strategically, you may have to target intuitively. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to matrix transparently. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The re-purposing factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based reporting and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The e-markets factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for managing unplanned-for CAE metrics? We invariably deliver infinitely reconfigurable strategic, real-world C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will monetize the ability of networks to orchestrate. Without eyeballs, you will lack cyber-paradigms. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our ability to optimize.