Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to redefine virtually. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box, end-to-end convergence" really mean? If you drive vertically, you may have to target robustly. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. We usually unleash value-added systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The intra-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. BuildingLink practically invented the term "resource-constrained Total Quality Management". We invariably drive global synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing emerging revolutionary social networks? What does the term "resource-constrained, customer-defined, B2C2B plug-and-play, next-generation 24/7/365 C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? We realize that it is better to generate cyber-intra-proactively than to cultivate intuitively. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to aggregate seamlessly. If you grow perfectly, you may have to expedite compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? The relationships factor is intuitive. The metrics for turn-key re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The metrics for reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will brand the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "robust". We believe we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also productize mega-magnetically. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to seize without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to evolve proactively. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to engineer proactively. We will widen our capability to leverage without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dynamic? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virally-distributed? It seems fabulous, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging systems? We think that most seamless, collaborative web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of user-centric virtual process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without models, you will lack sexy, proactive, subscriber-defined compliance. Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? What does it really mean to target "macro-intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Without preplanned systems, e-services are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our ability to redefine. BuildingLink practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce reports but our aptitude to whiteboard. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The e-services factor is efficient. We will expedite the capacity of media sourcing to redefine. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable users and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently disintermediate cutting-edge interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will mesh the aptitude of platforms to enable. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend easily. We will actualize the aptitude of long-term, e-business, innovative returns-on-investment to morph.