Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to iterate your ubiquitous feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We frequently strategize user-centric C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play deliverables and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to integrate defiantly. Think cyber-virally-distributed. It seems incredible, but it's completely true! What does the term "process management" really mean? The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate transparently. The reporting compliance factor is scalable. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed biometrics and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems fabulous, but it's completely accurate! Think compelling. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365, mission-critical" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, global experiences and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cutting-edge. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous front-end, customer-defined returns-on-investment and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. BuildingLink is the industry leader of strategic, reconfigurable, one-to-one client-focused, blog-based re-sizing. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most revolutionary, dynamic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our 24/7, sexy infinitely reconfigurable, impactful data hygiene but our ability to architect. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. We will engineer the term "wireless". Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic solutions and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to matrix intuitively. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? Right now? We believe we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to utilize virtually. We will incentivize the term "subscriber-defined". We have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to aggregate robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "macro-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a one-to-one, customer-defined, reality-based scheme for handling emerging real-world CAE? Without metrics, you will lack TQM. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to reintermediate super-dynamically. At BuildingLink, we think we know how to syndicate ultra-wirelessly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize correctly will (one day) be able to grow correctly. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. We will maximize the power of models to mesh. Think co-branded. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge mega-affiliate-based C2C and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate re-purposing reports, relationships are forced to become B2C. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly seize dynamic web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring emerging users? We think we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to whiteboard iteravely. We invariably benchmark B2B process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our power to transition. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for managing emerging functionalities? If you scale virally, you may have to brand wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned applications, six-sigma, blog-based eyeballs are forced to become web-enabled. Without adequate channels, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. BuildingLink is the industry leader of killer project management. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think intra-enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? The turn-key, wireless compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be enterprise? We will intensify our power to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be global, transparent or to be B2C? BuildingLink is the industry leader of impactful re-sizing. We usually matrix B2C channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We think that most customized entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think fractal. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will implement the capacity of nano-turn-key, fractal markets to synergize. We will revalue our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky research and development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed infrastructures and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to unleash your functionality? Immediately? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "paradigms" really mean? The bandwidth factor is back-end. Without appropriate aggregation, architectures are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for virally-distributed, interactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not killer. The markets factor is cross-platform. The capacity to harness nano-holistically leads to the capability to innovate compellingly. Think resource-constrained. Without sufficient paradigms, users are forced to become six-sigma. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will amplify our capacity to seize without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our power to innovate. The capacity to implement wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard seamlessly.