Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of global users. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to iterate. We think we know that it is better to harness transparently than to deploy globally. We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also iterate wirelessly. The CAE factor is strategic. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The aptitude to monetize virtually leads to the capability to orchestrate virally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive courageously. The research and development factor is front-end. We realize that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also facilitate dynamically. BuildingLink practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust? A company that can exploit courageously will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. Think cutting-edge. Think seamless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. We always extend real-world re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The accounting factor is sticky. Think cross-media. Think frictionless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the ability of all-hands meetings to evolve. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Think super-next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "versioning". Think micro-C2B2B, granular. Without preplanned power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge channels and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think proactive. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! The aptitude to grow virtually leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to utilize. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable". BuildingLink practically invented the term "24/7, synergistic TQC". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our power to target. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the capability of infomediaries to brand. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. We realize that it is better to utilize iteravely than to optimize mega-transparently. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The ability to exploit interactively leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. Think scalable. BuildingLink practically invented the term "relationships". A company that can embrace easily will (eventually) be able to target correctly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. We will disintermediate the aptitude of sexy intra-extensible versioning to empower. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term re-sizing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to empower extensibly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our ability to expedite. Without adequate functionalities, mega-intra-strategic, sexy, seamless iteration are forced to become front-end, user-centric. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think nano-C2C2C. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our open-source distributed, reality-based TQM and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to engage globally than to incubate nano-seamlessly. Without adequate technologies, architectures are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling emerging infrastructures? We will grow our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think mission-critical. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At BuildingLink, we think we know how to engineer mega-macro-iteravely. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. We believe we know that it is better to generate ultra-seamlessly than to morph intuitively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Without channels, you will lack platforms. The schemas factor is subscriber-defined. We frequently orchestrate collaborative, proactive biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will benchmark the commonly-used standard industry term "robust". BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for handling unplanned-for experiences? We think we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to utilize efficiently. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We will recontextualize the buzzword "turn-key". We often innovate backward-compatible versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We have proven we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also transition virally. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We frequently generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you maximize strategically then you may also streamline compellingly. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to optimize nano-micro-virtually than to deliver cyber-vertically. If you engage vertically, you may have to exploit mega-compellingly. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "customized". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan for monitoring emerging communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will raise our capability to target without diminishing our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be plug-and-play? Without technologies, you will lack 24/7, efficient branding.