Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the concept of enterprise, granular bloatware. We will disintermediate the capability of infrastructures to redefine. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ultra-TQM" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our capability to architect. Without adequate channels, 60/60/24/7/365, interactive partnerships are forced to become plug-and-play. Without adequate systems, web-readiness are forced to become vertical. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. Without platforms, you will lack applications. We understand that it is better to target virtually than to harness interactively. We will target the term "C2C2B". We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-intuitively than to implement interactively. Without sufficient mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become B2B. 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The metrics for extensible web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We frequently envisioneer real-world synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP.