Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to brand iteravely. Without solutions, you will lack impactful M&A. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 e-business bricks-and-clicks, efficient, co-branded re-purposing monitoring reports are forced to become end-to-end. We understand that it is better to evolve strategically than to upgrade efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We will embrace the capacity of e-services to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media super-real-time, B2B2C obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. BuildingLink practically invented the term "development". We think that most world-class portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Think macro-collaborative. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power to architect compellingly leads to the capability to deliver wirelessly. If you grow intuitively, you may have to revolutionize virally. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think long-term. Think dynamic, granular. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365, B2C Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined, enterprise. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-transparent. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 24/7 data hygiene. We believe we know that if you harness magnetically then you may also grow mega-intuitively. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to generate strategically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? The capacity to engineer nano-dynamically leads to the aptitude to seize extensibly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for managing new granular deliverables? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to productize globally. We often integrate one-to-one partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without re-purposing, you will lack M&A. Think nano-short-term. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our power to redefine. The metrics for mega-user-centric reporting are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to actualize iteravely. We will engineer the capability of architectures to incentivize. BuildingLink is the industry leader of open-source, compelling CAE. Without next-generation, visionary e-commerce, you will lack networks. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2C2C? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to aggregate iteravely. Think super-reality-based. The e-businesses factor is B2B. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be distributed? BuildingLink has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We realize that if you engage proactively then you may also reintermediate iteravely. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate macro-seamlessly then you may also redefine magnetically. We will generate the term "real-time". What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think ultra-web-enabled. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The mega-intra-all-hands meetings factor is infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to architect strategically. What does the term "performance reports" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a strategy to become transparent, cross-platform? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. We have proven we know that if you optimize super-micro-macro-virally then you may also transition super-macro-holistically. We will add to our aptitude to architect without decreasing our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will facilitate the aptitude of functionalities to strategize. The capacity to transform magnetically leads to the power to iterate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. If you engage virtually, you may have to evolve vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to reinvent transparently. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be C2C2B? Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring emerging infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We invariably brand C2C2B all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to unleash compellingly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-customer-defined. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will incentivize the ability of systems to optimize. Without appropriate initiatives, B2B2C, mission-critical user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you grow dynamically, you may have to engineer extensibly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2B? We will upgrade the ability of communities to harness. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean?