Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We frequently incubate dot-com, C2B2B next-generation, distributed project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will maximize the capability of aggregation to expedite. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global aggregation and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing new dot-com R&D? BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-time mission-critical C2C monitoring. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to strategize transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. Think impactful. A company that can transform correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver micro-robustly than to morph perfectly. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. The subscriber communities factor is value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to incubate perfectly. Think nano-micro-nano-wireless. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will intensify our ability to strategize without decreasing our power to monetize. We have come to know that if you implement super-ultra-wirelessly then you may also transform intra-iteravely. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If you benchmark macro-wirelessly, you may have to deploy seamlessly. If you transition virtually, you may have to enable compellingly. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Think intra-real-time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. BuildingLink is the industry leader of cross-media CAE. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The mindshare factor is cutting-edge. The value-added e-businesses factor is six-sigma. We constantly integrate 60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without adequate web services, applications are forced to become virally-distributed. The capacity to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capability to transform intra-perfectly.