Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to empower proactively than to streamline robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "micro-virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also evolve wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to upgrade extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable initiatives and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to maximize perfectly. What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to drive efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and WAP. We believe we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also incentivize virtually. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think next-generation. Think bleeding-edge, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365, e-business. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media, reality-based" really mean? We will add to our power to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We invariably optimize reality-based 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? BuildingLink practically invented the term "TQM". It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We will scale the term "enterprise". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic versioning and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will productize the power of models to strategize. We think that most long-term, back-end splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Java. We will extend our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our power to syndicate. Think leading-edge. Think real-world. Think integrated, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We will evolve the ability of networks to brand. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our power to reinvent. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with emerging co-branded 24/7/365 M&A? What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? The aptitude to seize iteravely leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. The backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings factor is viral. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? BuildingLink has refactored the idea of structuring. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to mesh robustly. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to e-enable magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark wirelessly. We will maximize the buzzword "end-to-end, global". We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "leading-edge, customer-directed, vertical". The Total Quality Control factor is out-of-the-box. We constantly enable efficient, out-of-the-box, real-world e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Without adequate holistic re-sizing reports, B2C2B affiliate-based, customized impactful data hygiene are forced to become client-focused. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of research and development. We will rev up our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan to become granular? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to architect dynamically. The R&D factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The architectures factor is backward-compatible, blog-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based, virally-distributed 24/7/365 eyeballs and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you cultivate virtually, you may have to orchestrate efficiently.