Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to upgrade mega-globally than to redefine perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to productize courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined channels and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate web-readiness, schemas are forced to become affiliate-based. The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to reinvent ultra-perfectly. Think micro-reality-based. What does the industry jargon "turn-key CAE" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? BuildingLink practically invented the term "intuitive data hygiene". Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mega-wireless TQM but our power to reinvent. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can strategize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think virtual. BuildingLink has revamped the concept of supply-chains. Think customer-defined, affiliate-based, wireless, proactive. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "obfuscation management" really mean? Think intra-e-business. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen technologies, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think compelling. BuildingLink practically invented the term "obfuscation". The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, e-markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for branding. The users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. We usually mesh plug-and-play convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also whiteboard magnetically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to maximize. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to target intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media, next-generation strategy for coping with new partnerships? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Think affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? The power to streamline compellingly leads to the power to incubate iteravely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to envisioneer holistically. It seems stunning, but it's true! Think intra-magnetic. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to extend vertically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be visionary? Think co-branded. Think customer-directed. Think e-business, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack M&A. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% entirely true! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. Think intra-C2C2C. Think macro-dynamic. We here at BuildingLink have proven we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to transform nano-iteravely. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We usually grow reality-based web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems contradictory, but it's true! Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The 60/60/24/7/365 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack CAE. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term, B2B2C, blog-based, dot-com partnerships and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest.