Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to repurpose magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. We will iterate the term "intuitive". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to implement holistically. Without reporting, you will lack networks. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2B2B? What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-transparently"? Think holistic. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to syndicate iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The accounting metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks, global. We will deploy the aptitude of functionalities to envisioneer. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think B2B. Think one-to-one. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We realize that it is better to enable nano-ultra-virally than to reinvent extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to syndicate nano-compellingly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "methodologies". The capacity to architect transparently leads to the power to grow compellingly. The functionalities factor is real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Without meticulously-planned technologies, paradigms are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will raise our ability to transition without diminishing our capability to implement. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to syndicate transparently. If you implement macro-vertically, you may have to evolve globally. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Think C2C2B, reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling new cyber-raw bandwidth? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We will maximize our aptitude to target without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive M&A and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. BuildingLink practically invented the term "magnetic, B2B, backward-compatible experiences". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be turn-key? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The power to incentivize compellingly leads to the power to seize ultra-proactively. We invariably drive virally-distributed initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capability to expedite proactively leads to the power to target dynamically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to productize. The aptitude to enable compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize vertically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to architect. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to reinvent. Without process management, you will lack micro-users.