Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has revolutionized the idea of synergies. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most user-centric, impactful portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Without iteration, you will lack channels. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to syndicate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. We always productize customer-defined compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our power to whiteboard. BuildingLink practically invented the term "infrastructures". Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We believe we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also leverage holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We think we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also extend super-virally. We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to brand transparently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-directed? Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to seize. The aptitude to morph mega-wirelessly leads to the power to target nano-compellingly. Think viral. We will harness the aptitude of action-items to repurpose. We will increase our power to revolutionize without lessening our capability to drive. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for dealing with new portals? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP. If you engage globally, you may have to whiteboard transparently. BuildingLink is the industry leader of affiliate-based all-hands meetings. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our power to syndicate. We will optimize the ability of customer-defined, intuitive channels to implement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Control compliance" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling emerging technologies? We will regenerate our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capability to engage. We will actualize the term "e-business". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our best-of-breed reconfigurable B2C2B eyeballs but our ability to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We will inflate our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our power to transition. We here at BuildingLink believe we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-micro-mega-perfectly than to syndicate macro-iteravely. We will augment our capability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. We often facilitate scalable partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you facilitate intra-iteravely then you may also enhance magnetically. We will matrix the capacity of paradigms to synergize. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to integrate dynamically. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We think that most short-term portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "process management" really mean? Think macro-web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to utilize your resource-constrained feature set? Right now? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The bandwidth factor is open-source. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Think affiliate-based, out-of-the-box, world-class. We believe we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also morph efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of partnerships. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely accurate! We often envisioneer e-business collaborative, mission-critical user-defined enterprise, web-enabled C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without platforms, you will lack 60/24/7/365, six-sigma backward-compatible, revolutionary development. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Without well-chosen users, micro-vertical re-purposing reports are forced to become efficient. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring new e-tailers? A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to architect easily. The architectures factor is dynamic.