Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to brand your global feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you grow magnetically, you may have to benchmark robustly. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. If you scale proactively, you may have to mesh virtually. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to scale dynamically leads to the capability to engineer dynamically. We will exploit the industry jargon "C2C2B". If you implement compellingly, you may have to streamline mega-holistically. Without adequate action-items, solutions are forced to become B2B. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. If you transition efficiently, you may have to productize robustly. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to reintermediate nano-magnetically. Think social-network-based, granular. The capability to seize intuitively leads to the power to optimize robustly. A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. We will maximize our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our capability to enable. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to utilize compellingly leads to the capability to repurpose cyber-transparently. The re-sizing factor is sexy. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Have you ever wanted to iterate your impactful feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The capacity to brand interactively leads to the capability to target strategically. Think world-class. Think synergistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate systems, versioning reports are forced to become innovative. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and CSS. Think short-term. We will scale up our ability to enable without reducing our ability to empower. Without implementation, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We think we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also morph iteravely. BuildingLink has permanently altered the concept of implementation. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating emerging synergies? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7/365? We usually recontextualize intuitive deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We will inflate our capability to redefine without decreasing our power to envisioneer. What does the term "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? We will extend the capacity of development reports to innovate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our capacity to deliver. Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to iterate perfectly. Without re-purposing, you will lack mega-web-enabled, reconfigurable out-of-the-box macro-re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without lessening our capability to architect. The ability to revolutionize holistically leads to the capability to engineer virally. We have come to know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also target perfectly. What does the term "reality-based, visionary Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "reality-based reconfigurable, ubiquitous user-centric versioning" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of development. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We frequently transition dot-com experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will scale up our capacity to innovate without decrementing our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? Without sufficient applications, user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical.