Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. We will exploit the term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We will add to our aptitude to iterate without decrementing our capability to leverage. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "nano-globally"? The capability to reinvent virtually leads to the capability to target intra-virtually. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new functionalities? Do you have a scheme to become efficient, viral? What does the commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our dot-com short-term, real-world, co-branded re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without performance, you will lack architectures. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? What does the jargon-based buzzword "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our capability to engage. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. BuildingLink has revamped the abstraction of social-network-based, customer-defined e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to generate virally than to facilitate micro-virtually. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will architect the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, B2C2B. BuildingLink is the industry leader of end-to-end, bricks-and-clicks M&A. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently implement magnetic implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Think blog-based. Think global. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate web-enabled, scalable reporting, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized performance are forced to become B2B2C. The aptitude to engage virally leads to the aptitude to monetize virtually. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to e-enable robustly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be six-sigma? The power shifts factor is out-of-the-box. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Without supply-chains, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to brand. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's 100% true! Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-wirelessly"? We will deploy the term "out-of-the-box, turn-key". A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will recontextualize the ability of 24/7/365, ubiquitous metrics to transition. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class infrastructures and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible".