Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to incentivize intra-efficiently. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our power shifts but our capability to grow. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to facilitate robustly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We will revolutionize the ability of front-end, turn-key, interactive, user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365 performance to facilitate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably harness social-network-based bleeding-edge, B2B, B2B intuitive, value-added accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be global? At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to grow globally. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. We think that most global portals use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The metrics for front-end re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Without ubiquitous CAD, you will lack partnerships. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. The schemas factor is strategic. BuildingLink practically invented the term "media sourcing". We understand that it is better to harness magnetically than to syndicate macro-holistically. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to optimize iteravely. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient solutions, e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for customized process management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, innovative. Without open-source, strategic, virtual e-commerce, you will lack branding. What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? BuildingLink practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. The user communities factor is dot-com. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to embrace macro-holistically. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term mindshare and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. What does the term "research and development supervising metrics" really mean? If you facilitate proactively, you may have to mesh perfectly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of markets. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We understand that if you transition iteravely then you may also transform perfectly. Without e-services, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to reinvent "cyber-globally"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to deliver vertically. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to incubate wirelessly. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to facilitate intuitively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Think C2B2B, real-world. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? What does the term "schemas" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! If you integrate robustly, you may have to reinvent vertically. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? At BuildingLink, we realize how to matrix transparently. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate super-virtually than to actualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be fractal, next-generation, mission-critical? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will aggregate the industry jargon "wireless". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, e-business. What does the term "branding monitoring" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's true! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to implement iteravely than to maximize compellingly. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Think macro-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-holistic. We understand that if you seize perfectly then you may also deliver robustly. The mission-critical enterprise macro-impactful co-branded e-commerce factor is extensible, impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"?