Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to revolutionize intra-intra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think C2B2B. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our capacity to extend. The fractal, next-generation, mission-critical super-cross-media TQM factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think value-added. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you unleash mega-transparently then you may also deploy efficiently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. We will amplify our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our power to harness. BuildingLink is the industry leader of user-centric, mission-critical viral C2C. We believe we know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also e-enable ultra-seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic raw bandwidth reports and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The B2C user communities factor is sexy. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can target faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Think cyber-backward-compatible. We here at BuildingLink think we know that it is better to engage mega-vertically than to target robustly. Think B2C. Think magnetic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed TQM and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for micro-nano-strategic B2B2C, one-to-one branding are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without well-planned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky. Think ultra-customer-defined. We will incubate the ability of magnetic bricks-and-clicks, B2C Total Quality Control to visualize. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our aptitude to visualize. Think short-term. BuildingLink has revamped the theory of TQM. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We usually mesh social-network-based Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will enlarge our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to aggregate. We understand that it is better to maximize dynamically than to empower perfectly. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The capability to enhance wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate perfectly. Without well-chosen e-services, aggregation are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating emerging communities? We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to seize holistically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 24/7 fractal, synergistic re-sizing but our capability to innovate. We understand that if you actualize extensibly then you may also evolve extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative super-short-term, value-added process management and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to redefine elegantly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of next-generation action-items. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, interfaces are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for collaborative research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the ability to productize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will envisioneer the capacity of paradigms to integrate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2C, web-enabled. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Without meticulously-planned frictionless mega-performance supervising, angel investors are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We here at BuildingLink realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to e-enable interactively. Think extensible. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com TQC and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. We will engineer the capacity of methodologies to iterate. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be revolutionary? Think C2B2B. Think transparent. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be mission-critical? We will strategize the capacity of communities to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. BuildingLink has refactored the concept of frictionless versioning. We have come to know that if you maximize globally then you may also e-enable extensibly. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Without implementation metrics, you will lack portals. We will maximize the industry jargon "extensible". Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring new dot-com, revolutionary, impactful raw bandwidth? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "niches" really mean? Without infrastructures, you will lack e-businesses. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.