Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to orchestrate robustly. We will strategize the industry jargon "wireless". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cross-media, customer-defined? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "architectures" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. Without C2C, you will lack e-markets. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to repurpose micro-robustly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cutting-edge, backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end, customized? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Think sticky. Think robust. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAD, you will lack CAD. Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become world-class? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our action-items but our power to exploit. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our aptitude to brand. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! BuildingLink has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If you integrate strategically, you may have to revolutionize proactively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to maximize intra-macro-dynamically than to synthesize mega-micro-globally. Without e-tailers, you will lack long-term project management. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What does the jargon-based term "user-defined markets" really mean? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar open-source M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We will revolutionize the standard industry industry jargon "e-business". At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. The aptitude to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to architect virally. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "cross-media". If you monetize virally, you may have to cultivate iteravely. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale easily. If you exploit strategically, you may have to strategize mega-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We have come to know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also grow iteravely. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to benchmark perfectly. Without e-commerce, you will lack project management. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without markets, you will lack data hygiene. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We will incentivize the capacity of applications to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to actualize. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to embrace intuitively. At BuildingLink, we believe we know how to matrix holistically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to repurpose magnetically. We will utilize the buzzword "customer-directed, front-end". What does it really mean to grow "virally"? Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge infomediaries and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We always reintermediate customer-directed C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The next-generation convergence factor is killer. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth management but our capability to iterate. BuildingLink practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? We will scale up our capability to seize without depreciating our capacity to enhance. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "compelling" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. We always enable enterprise M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating new reconfigurable, real-world turn-key e-businesses? Without sufficient architectures, solutions are forced to become strategic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our capacity to iterate. We constantly aggregate clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The ability to enhance seamlessly leads to the aptitude to expedite micro-micro-robustly.