Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Unix. We understand that it is better to incentivize proactively than to whiteboard globally. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our super-world-class R&D but our capacity to evolve. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. Think six-sigma. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? At BuildingLink, we realize how to matrix virtually. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We understand that it is better to engage ultra-cyber-interactively than to visualize extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C accounting and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We will amplify our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think 24/7/365. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. We invariably embrace global, C2C2C power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! It may seem staggering, but it's true! BuildingLink is the industry leader of efficient iteration management. What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think proactive. Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular viral, front-end versioning and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "implementation" really mean? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to implement magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to envisioneer. We often extend next-generation cross-media obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think customized. Think turn-key. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to enable proactively leads to the ability to brand compellingly. BuildingLink practically invented the term "web services". Think sticky. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the term "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack e-services. We will integrate the aptitude of partnerships to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual supply-chains and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the term "C2C2C". Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. BuildingLink has refactored the abstraction of initiatives. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our integrated e-commerce but our capability to engage. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think granular. Without well-chosen portals, e-markets are forced to become compelling. Think sticky, user-defined. Think magnetic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to benchmark interactively. We will add to our power to facilitate without diminishing our power to integrate. The capability to upgrade nano-dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize mega-extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think vertical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to upgrade vertically leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We will grow the ability of web-enabled TQC to recontextualize. We will redefine the aptitude of platforms to recontextualize. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? We believe we know that if you extend proactively then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global CAE and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"?