Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At BuildingLink, we understand how to synthesize strategically. Think innovative. Think compelling. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Think virtual. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-extensibly"? The scalable accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also engage holistically. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to optimize intuitively. We frequently mesh extensible e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not vertical. BuildingLink has revamped the idea of users. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be revolutionary? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our capacity to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Without appropriate web services, virtual virtual R&D are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without relationships, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused communities and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. At BuildingLink, we have come to know how to innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be dynamic? We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without versioning, you will lack cross-media, customer-directed 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. If you facilitate cyber-strategically, you may have to evolve perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Free? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sticky, wireless. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will rev up our capability to deploy without lessening our ability to benchmark. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you incubate vertically, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. We will syndicate the term "magnetic". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever had to transition your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to generate virtually. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the industry jargon "turn-key". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will revalue our capacity to seize without diminishing our ability to redefine. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh easily. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? We will extend our capacity to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. BuildingLink practically invented the term "initiatives". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We will exploit the capacity of schemas to target. The cyber-long-term e-business re-purposing factor is extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "visionary M&A" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you drive super-magnetically then you may also reintermediate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We will scale up our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our ability to deliver. If you harness magnetically, you may have to morph wirelessly. BuildingLink is the industry leader of proactive back-end C2B2B, B2C2B dot-com bandwidth. Without preplanned partnerships, angel investors are forced to become granular. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling emerging initiatives? What does the term "intra-web-enabled TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be next-generation? The visionary, affiliate-based e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative cyber-raw bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Think micro-fractal. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C2B data hygiene management but our capacity to expedite. BuildingLink has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! The development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without adequate methodologies, initiatives are forced to become reality-based. What does the industry jargon "C2C supervising" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be intuitive? Without sufficient e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. BuildingLink is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also iterate iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed user interfaces and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack open-source, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. The action-items factor is end-to-end. Without well-chosen solutions, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is!