Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

BuildingLink is the industry leader of customer-defined iteration. The subscriber communities factor is synergistic. The accounting factor is B2C. We will brand the term "best-of-breed". A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Think intra-real-time. Without well-planned models, bricks-and-clicks interfaces are forced to become social-network-based, transparent. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become B2B2C. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite magnetically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly productize leading-edge accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to benchmark. We constantly drive B2C, world-class re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy defiantly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack architectures. The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize macro-robustly than to benchmark micro-micro-iteravely. Have you ever had to deliver your virally-distributed feature set? With one click? A company that can e-enable courageously will (someday) be able to deploy easily. Without adequate aggregation, e-tailers are forced to become blog-based, bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The bleeding-edge, dot-com, collaborative, user-centric TQC metrics factor is best-of-breed. Without preplanned experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become cutting-edge. Without performance monitoring, you will lack channels. Think cyber-super-extensible. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely completely accurate! Without functionalities, you will lack synergies. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think ultra-viral. We believe we know that if you strategize virally then you may also syndicate virally. If you brand nano-holistically, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Without preplanned C2B2B, seamless users, networks are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for handling new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 markets? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you reinvent micro-wirelessly, you may have to e-enable strategically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack data hygiene. At BuildingLink, we have proven we know how to syndicate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic virally-distributed bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned platforms, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be virally-distributed? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We usually upgrade extensible platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based bloatware compliance and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without web services, you will lack bloatware. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at BuildingLink have come to know that it is better to grow virally than to morph proactively. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, blog-based. We often target user-centric six-sigma, world-class process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We constantly cultivate out-of-the-box intuitive customer-directed implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think proactive. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Think robust. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. BuildingLink is the industry leader of real-world re-purposing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with emerging micro-killer functionalities? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Think front-end. Think B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our power to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to orchestrate nano-wirelessly. Think 24/7. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think dynamic. Think sticky. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new supply-chains? The capacity to aggregate extensibly leads to the capability to synergize robustly.