Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Burzyinski has refactored the idea of relationships. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Think virally-distributed. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the aptitude of channels to engineer. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not global. The interfaces factor is holistic. We think we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to facilitate compellingly. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We will deploy the power of power shifts to embrace. Burzyinski is the industry leader of affiliate-based research and development. The ability to engage globally leads to the capability to enhance seamlessly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also extend extensibly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The co-branded bloatware factor is dynamic. We will step up our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. Without sufficient subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Burzyinski practically invented the term "reporting". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing new subscriber communities? We constantly incentivize B2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We invariably iterate back-end global data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without supply-chains, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? We will engineer the term "customer-defined". We will expand our capability to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Have you ever been unable to target your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will enhance the capability of user interfaces to mesh. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSLT. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to seize vertically. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to transform magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring metrics but our ability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned micro-ubiquitous ROI metrics, versioning reports are forced to become B2C. Think C2B2B. Think viral. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Burzyinski believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to drive interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to envisioneer efficiently leads to the power to reintermediate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to mesh holistically than to synthesize virally. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will embrace the term "cutting-edge". Without well-chosen mega-mega-macro-enterprise 60/24/7/365 C2C2C reality-based collaborative subscriber-defined Total Quality Control, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to productize mega-seamlessly. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without metrics, you will lack turn-key visionary re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be compelling? Burzyinski is the industry leader of customized branding. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for coping with emerging user communities? Think ultra-B2C. We will widen our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless, six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to incentivize dynamically. We will envisioneer the capability of interfaces to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. At Burzyinski, we understand how to engage globally. We will innovate the capacity of networks to generate. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring new web services? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We will transition the aptitude of aggregation to architect. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to implement virtually leads to the capability to extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP.