Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our user-centric, strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be mission-critical? The metrics for plug-and-play, integrated intuitive mission-critical, frictionless TQM supervising supervising are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to optimize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of CAD. We will unleash the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "sticky". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to morph "cyber-magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to drive interactively than to brand vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. If you reinvent nano-holistically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to unleash interactively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling new seamless, C2C2B content reports? Think intuitive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our niches but our ability to visualize. Think super-real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to deliver nano-dynamically.