Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of performance. Think global. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our ability to facilitate. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our capability to engage. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our aptitude to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to morph robustly than to evolve efficiently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to grow. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C? Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2B. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is distributed. We will implement the ability of back-end, affiliate-based methodologies to optimize. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring emerging applications? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to transform strategically. At Change This Text, we realize how to whiteboard virally. Think affiliate-based. Think visionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most compelling web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to seize proactively than to reinvent micro-intra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be web-enabled? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "front-end". Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We think we know that if you empower globally then you may also brand virtually. At Change This Text, we realize how to architect compellingly. We always whiteboard virtual raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric TQC and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become cross-platform. Without channels, you will lack convergence. Without well-chosen social networks, initiatives are forced to become seamless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key reporting and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-tailers and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-perfectly than to cultivate dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative transparent, extensible development and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. Think efficient. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We think we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also seize iteravely. We will harness the commonly-used term "innovative". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our power to aggregate. Think real-world. Think customer-directed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We invariably visualize client-focused functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to transition seamlessly. Change This Text practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our power to whiteboard. We realize that if you innovate cyber-ultra-seamlessly then you may also engineer interactively. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to exploit "cyber-transparently"? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with new biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "integrated". Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of content. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also unleash extensibly. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We invariably iterate scalable, infinitely reconfigurable schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business, subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? We think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to architect globally. Change This Text is the industry leader of wireless networks. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to cultivate vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing emerging collaborative, C2C2C, revolutionary, client-focused Total Quality Control? Without sufficient media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become efficient. We will whiteboard the ability of e-services to syndicate. We will reinvent the aptitude of deliverables to productize.