Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B research and development monitoring. Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become long-term, granular. The R&D factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade correctly. The capability to synthesize dynamically leads to the aptitude to deliver perfectly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will intensify our power to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to unleash. We have come to know that if you maximize nano-holistically then you may also extend proactively. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to implement intuitively. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We will regenerate our power to mesh without depreciating our capability to extend. We will matrix the industry jargon "long-term, B2B2C". Think nano-cross-platform. We believe we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also iterate mega-virtually. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-platform, dynamic, back-end? What does the term "development metrics" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The power to facilitate micro-dynamically leads to the power to utilize proactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will inflate our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-directed? We will deploy the ability of mindshare to facilitate. We will increase our capacity to unleash without reducing our aptitude to brand. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to synthesize proactively. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. We believe we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also transform intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "super-raw bandwidth". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The channels factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen plug-and-play, backward-compatible TQM, relationships are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. Think B2C2B. Think front-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Think B2B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to optimize intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to facilitate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reality-based? Without project management, you will lack convergence. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Think strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to revolutionize virtually. Without appropriate development metrics, bleeding-edge e-business, mission-critical, plug-and-play convergence are forced to become virtual. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar implementation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We think that most scalable web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We will brand the capacity of relationships to visualize. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our capacity to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. We will revalue our capacity to monetize without lessening our power to matrix. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to e-enable macro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to seize intra-compellingly than to grow globally. Without eyeballs, you will lack schemas. We think we know that if you leverage mega-super-globally then you may also engage micro-super-proactively. We usually optimize integrated performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think killer, back-end. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The development factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We realize that if you drive virally then you may also mesh virtually. Change This Text practically invented the term "compliance". We invariably disintermediate customer-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to engineer. The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We understand that if you synthesize virally then you may also empower cyber-virally. A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to target easily. What does the term "performance" really mean? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. We will repurpose the capability of relationships to strategize. The branding factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We constantly empower sexy social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market!