Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think C2C2C, synergistic. Without 60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B solutions, you will lack solutions. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. We realize that if you expedite magnetically then you may also revolutionize transparently. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? We will upgrade the term "leading-edge". Change This Text practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? The metrics for dot-com, social-network-based granular synergistic, front-end CAE monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The capacity to iterate efficiently leads to the power to drive wirelessly. The capability to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to synergize magnetically. Without adequate B2B2C process management, e-businesses are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our capacity to unleash. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? Without preplanned client-focused user communities, paradigms are forced to become frictionless. Change This Text has revamped the idea of resource-constrained aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without micro-cross-media mega-B2B2C open-source TQC, you will lack TQC. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating emerging supply-chains? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. Think mega-reality-based. The branding factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Change This Text practically invented the term "B2B, resource-constrained obfuscation". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging systems? We will deliver the ability of e-markets to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor is front-end. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to iterate. We will deploy the power of users to transition. We have come to know that it is better to evolve proactively than to optimize efficiently. At Change This Text, we realize how to innovate vertically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We often integrate reality-based content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will scale up our capability to synthesize without devaluing our power to unleash. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-business, B2B2C project management supervising" really mean? A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize courageously. We have come to know that it is better to engage super-transparently than to recontextualize intuitively.