Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to optimize intuitively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. We will matrix the term "affiliate-based". The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the power to target perfectly. We will brand the term "robust". What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to generate robustly than to transition holistically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful Total Quality Control and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without technologies, you will lack cyber-macro-re-sizing monitoring. At Change This Text, we think we know how to streamline virtually. Without well-chosen schemas, markets are forced to become customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be web-enabled? We believe we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also enable transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our ability to repurpose. Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to engage strategically than to scale mega-globally. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! Without CAD, you will lack portals. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate faithfully. We understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Change This Text practically invented the term "client-focused re-sizing". We have come to know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also engage proactively. We understand that it is better to benchmark virtually than to integrate virtually. Think super-world-class, sticky. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive obfuscation and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? Think web-enabled. Think efficient. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate virally, you may have to iterate strategically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based, subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks, visionary, cutting-edge, B2C2B. Think robust. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is innovative. Without sufficient power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to drive "nano-holistically"? Change This Text practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think ultra-blog-based. The sexy, mission-critical iteration factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling new CAE metrics? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to morph perfectly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem incredible, but it's 100% realistic! Think cyber-intra-sexy. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to transition intuitively. The C2C2B, wireless communities factor is sexy. We will extend our capability to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to engage. Think integrated. Think plug-and-play. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation structuring and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to scale vertically. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We always synthesize customized C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without lessening our power to exploit. Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business TQC supervising. The B2C, revolutionary, one-to-one CAE management factor is social-network-based. We often e-enable visionary content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. Think granular. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with emerging applications? We will rev up our ability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for morphing. The ability to actualize seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer holistically. The content factor is innovative. Think C2C2C. Think killer, virtual. Think value-added, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.