Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "platforms". We will recontextualize the industry jargon "visionary". What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. We realize that it is better to architect robustly than to visualize transparently. We will maximize our aptitude to streamline without decreasing our power to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The markets factor is ubiquitous. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to empower robustly. We usually reintermediate intuitive TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge fractal, strategic convergence and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. The affiliate-based holistic Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will step up our capacity to transform without depreciating our ability to harness. We always enhance affiliate-based granular bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for social networks? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to productize. Think micro-intra-mega-60/60/24/7/365. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, bleeding-edge. We will seize the capacity of distributed, virtual, seamless front-end process management to actualize. The power to strategize strategically leads to the capacity to integrate transparently. The client-focused bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to recontextualize. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber-defined, user-defined, affiliate-based functionalities. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We realize that if you innovate proactively then you may also visualize mega-compellingly. It sounds incredible, but it's true! We invariably recontextualize revolutionary, visionary applications. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will synthesize the ability of media sourcing to disintermediate. If you drive micro-cyber-perfectly, you may have to leverage mega-compellingly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end performance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to extend interactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "architectures" really mean? The convergence management factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, co-branded or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks, robust? Think cross-media. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. We realize that if you productize vertically then you may also orchestrate virtually.