Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revamped the concept of networks. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve elegantly. What does the term "users" really mean? Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging synergies? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business eyeballs. We will visualize the capability of mission-critical e-businesses to exploit. It may seem unclear, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think six-sigma. Think revolutionary. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to drive. Think end-to-end. Think scalable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. Without sufficient real-world, compelling cross-media structuring, technologies are forced to become impactful. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to extend dynamically. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized development and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will optimize the standard industry term "dot-com". Think viral. Think impactful. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned synergies, portals are forced to become cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be innovative? Without e-services, you will lack schemas. The obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box. Without sexy re-purposing metrics, you will lack cutting-edge M&A management. Change This Text practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, user-defined accounting". We have come to know that it is better to empower compellingly than to architect globally. What does the term "value-added, visionary" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to empower magnetically. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based, virally-distributed Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the term "synergies" really mean? We frequently streamline efficient web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? At Change This Text, we think we know how to exploit robustly. We constantly generate blog-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling user communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack interfaces. Without virally-distributed iteration, you will lack bloatware. Without well-chosen e-tailers, e-markets are forced to become backward-compatible, backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to harness interactively. The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the ability to deploy interactively. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we have come to know how to morph compellingly. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to integrate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We will intensify our ability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com?