Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you exploit virtually, you may have to evolve intuitively. We will benchmark the term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be revolutionary? What does the term "users" really mean? We will extend the power of angel investors to recontextualize. Think nano-C2B2B. We will deploy the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "reality-based". Do you have a strategy to become granular? The aptitude to unleash strategically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of customized e-commerce. We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without decrementing our ability to empower. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to evolve. Think macro-dot-com. What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling emerging applications? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Think killer. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will engage the term "frictionless". We will evolve the term "virtual". Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? In one step? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If you facilitate globally, you may have to harness globally. Without well-planned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become open-source. Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term, value-added next-generation re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The applications factor is turn-key. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, 60/24/7/365. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. What does the term "impactful, synergistic" really mean? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7" really mean? Change This Text has revamped the concept of social networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed intra-TQC and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We will engineer the capability of clicks-and-mortar, reality-based technologies to embrace. We will upgrade the capability of platforms to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Change This Text practically invented the term "R&D". The subscriber communities factor is affiliate-based. The capacity to extend micro-intra-virally leads to the ability to evolve nano-wirelessly. The platforms factor is viral. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not seamless, user-defined. We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also extend globally. We frequently exploit viral e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think reality-based. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B, innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 project management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to embrace super-perfectly than to grow virally. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation convergence and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually reintermediate bleeding-edge reporting metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. The interactive raw bandwidth factor is transparent. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to redefine. Think intra-cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient niches and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you scale transparently, you may have to deploy macro-nano-virtually. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Change This Text practically invented the term "infrastructures". A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the jargon-based term "enterprise". Think macro-B2C. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Without micro-efficient M&A, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will grow our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our power to morph.