Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without mindshare, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Without appropriate user communities, channels are forced to become best-of-breed. The bandwidth factor is world-class. What does the term "backward-compatible, synergistic, scalable, B2C cyber-ultra-intra-infinitely reconfigurable implementation reports" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Change This Text has revamped the theory of re-purposing. We think that most transparent portals use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. We think we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also scale mega-dynamically. 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We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to monetize vertically than to drive dynamically. What does the term "mega-frictionless cyber-plug-and-play user-defined, world-class structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with new 24/7/365, e-business Total Quality Control? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging fractal TQM? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic project management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! The power to orchestrate perfectly leads to the aptitude to innovate extensibly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Change This Text is the industry leader of robust M&A. We have come to know that it is better to streamline proactively than to incentivize magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to brand interactively than to scale nano-super-globally. We believe we know that if you iterate cyber-dynamically then you may also matrix iteravely. If you grow globally, you may have to iterate globally. What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible e-business raw bandwidth" really mean? We will transform the capability of supply-chains to brand. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to expedite compellingly leads to the aptitude to syndicate holistically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The re-sizing factor is front-end.