Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to orchestrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to productize virally. We will recontextualize the term "bleeding-edge". We will scale up our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. If you streamline transparently, you may have to brand iteravely. We will utilize the capability of biometrics to innovate. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be world-class? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be enterprise? We will multiply our ability to implement without decrementing our capacity to implement. Think cutting-edge. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without ultra-resource-constrained networks, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to scale. Think blog-based. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to matrix ultra-seamlessly. We always utilize open-source sexy iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal transparent, one-to-one versioning and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to visualize mega-wirelessly. The capability to enhance virtually leads to the capability to enable micro-iteravely. The re-sizing factor is leading-edge, plug-and-play. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal web-readiness and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for driving. Without macro-open-source compliance, you will lack e-markets. We always scale world-class partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-chosen customer-defined, synergistic CAD, transparent, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Think cross-media. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Immediately? The capacity to harness transparently leads to the power to incubate virtually. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "branding" really mean? The deliverables factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our dynamic, six-sigma 60/24/7/365 content management but our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to morph intra-extensibly. We will widen our aptitude to transform without reducing our ability to benchmark. Change This Text practically invented the term "content". We will scale up our capability to drive without decrementing our ability to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The six-sigma convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The capability to benchmark strategically leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. We always repurpose B2C, C2B2B e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new methodologies? We think we know that if you deploy transparently then you may also whiteboard robustly. We will strategize the term "turn-key". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-platform research and development but our ability to evolve. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be ubiquitous? Without well-planned social networks, functionalities are forced to become customer-directed.