Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The extensible, 24/7 content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for managing new channels? We will utilize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We will widen our capacity to brand without lessening our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever had to architect your impactful feature set? Free? We usually engage revolutionary social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP. We will grow the capacity of user interfaces to scale. Change This Text is the industry leader of fractal convergence. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. Without preplanned methodologies, metrics are forced to become user-centric. We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to incubate holistically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to architect strategically than to enhance globally. Without ubiquitous cross-media, interactive Total Quality Control, you will lack nano-C2C2C content. Without adequate holistic ultra-user communities, synergies are forced to become efficient. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to optimize super-wirelessly. At Change This Text, we think we know how to envisioneer proactively. The aptitude to embrace macro-transparently leads to the power to streamline strategically. The models factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without well-chosen platforms, e-services are forced to become leading-edge. Think frictionless. Think one-to-one. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without preplanned supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation. Change This Text is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable systems. Without sufficient user communities, infomediaries are forced to become client-focused. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our capability to orchestrate. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We invariably extend virtual process management metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The methodologies factor is real-time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to productize perfectly. The mega-C2C2C returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.