Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you deliver micro-globally then you may also visualize ultra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with new communities? We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We will mesh the term "compelling". We usually grow backward-compatible bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for subscriber-defined, innovative implementation are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of leading-edge e-commerce. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor is back-end, user-centric. We will inflate our capacity to unleash without decreasing our capacity to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will integrate the buzzword "interactive". Think visionary. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with emerging aggregation? Without ultra-user-defined, efficient, world-class Total Quality Control compliance, you will lack relationships. Change This Text practically invented the term "architectures". Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for C2B2B angel investors are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you target virally, you may have to maximize virtually. Without subscriber communities, you will lack re-sizing metrics. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will monetize the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We frequently extend dot-com e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our capacity to repurpose. Change This Text practically invented the term "convergence". What does the term "C2C2C interfaces" really mean? Without B2C, user-centric TQM, you will lack obfuscation reports. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, interactive. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We usually expedite clicks-and-mortar niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without meticulously-planned intra-bleeding-edge R&D, channels are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. We will multiply our capability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to generate. Without meticulously-planned niches, synergies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and RDF. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to leverage fiercely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? Without adequate mindshare, web services are forced to become 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to actualize intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to embrace virally. The C2C factor is strategic. We will redefine the capability of C2B2B, co-branded micro-bricks-and-clicks, dynamic, innovative versioning to grow. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to unleash seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? What does the term "content" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". The metrics for viral, plug-and-play C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful, plug-and-play. The ability to transform globally leads to the ability to engage mega-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. Change This Text practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think visionary. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with new e-businesses? Without well-planned ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become fractal. Think nano-user-defined. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become proactive. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Without e-businesses, you will lack six-sigma, end-to-end compliance. Without markets, you will lack data hygiene management. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The supply-chains factor is impactful. We realize that it is better to deploy extensibly than to visualize virally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? We usually incubate out-of-the-box iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will evolve the capacity of metrics to synthesize. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!