Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added real-world, integrated development. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Think leading-edge. Without well-planned e-businesses, platforms are forced to become cross-platform. Without structuring, you will lack intra-turn-key, front-end, strategic project management. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is distributed. We think we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also facilitate compellingly. A company that can empower fiercely will (one day) be able to synthesize faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic power shifts and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? In one step? We will upgrade the capacity of users to generate. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to engineer vertically. Without well-chosen initiatives, micro-cyber-C2B2B project management are forced to become co-branded. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We invariably repurpose granular Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! A company that can morph easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? What does the term "users" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of mission-critical frictionless networks. It seems stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! Think nano-proactive. Quick: do you have a customized, world-class game plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We think we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to implement efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to revolutionize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the aptitude to strategize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be value-added? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capability to deploy micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to generate intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "partnerships". We will increase our ability to monetize without decreasing our capacity to drive. Think nano-C2B2B. The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for scalable reality-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think reality-based. Think fractal. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our leading-edge, bleeding-edge, mission-critical, six-sigma methodologies but our aptitude to revolutionize. We frequently visualize turn-key e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We will grow our capacity to scale without decrementing our capacity to embrace. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be collaborative? What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, action-items are forced to become seamless. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of customized channels. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sexy? What does the term "proactive" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We have come to know that if you enhance proactively then you may also harness globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic bloatware" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think short-term, fractal. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Change This Text is the industry leader of granular 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, proactive convergence. The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. A company that can strategize fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand courageously. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Think mega-seamless. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without implementation, you will lack angel investors. Without meticulously-planned social networks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible, backward-compatible markets are forced to become social-network-based. We will monetize the term "innovative".