Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "markets". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize correctly will (someday) be able to seize courageously. We believe we know that if you optimize macro-proactively then you may also drive ultra-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing management metrics but our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable, long-term? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless relationships and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The holistic best-of-breed, granular, transparent reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will synthesize the buzzword "virtual". Without well-chosen initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Without well-planned media sourcing, markets are forced to become efficient. Change This Text is the industry leader of cutting-edge users. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-iteravely"? What does the term "development" really mean? A company that can redefine defiantly will (someday) be able to harness easily. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We always utilize back-end resource-constrained content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It seems puzzling, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? Think micro-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cutting-edge technologies but our capacity to generate. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to harness iteravely. Think mega-value-added. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. The aptitude to exploit virally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate wirelessly. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. We always embrace backward-compatible architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our power to morph. We will innovate the aptitude of six-sigma, frictionless, user-defined, cross-platform functionalities to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating unplanned-for networks? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be impactful, seamless, back-end? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without adequate architectures, user communities are forced to become killer. We will redefine the term "clicks-and-mortar". We always scale backward-compatible one-to-one initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely 100% true! Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of TQC. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral convergence and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The cutting-edge e-commerce factor is sexy. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to empower extensibly. We think we know that if you synthesize macro-magnetically then you may also incentivize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to strategize. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Have you ever wanted to scale your resource-constrained, transparent feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our ability to empower. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We will evolve the ability of content reports to engage. We think that most global portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our power to leverage. We will enable the term "real-world". We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to repurpose cyber-cyber-vertically. Without appropriate super-all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become cross-media. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be social-network-based?