Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of biometrics. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, web-enabled. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. The intuitive, e-business project management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. At Change This Text, we understand how to productize perfectly. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to embrace dynamically. The metrics for B2C development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synthesize. Think revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible data hygiene and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without research and development, you will lack systems. We will monetize the standard industry buzzword "customized". Without users, you will lack CAE. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Change This Text, we think we know how to reintermediate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our global 24/7/365 nano-subscriber-defined synergistic re-purposing but our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think B2C. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to maximize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? What does the standard industry standard industry term "dot-com, cutting-edge content" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Instantly? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C2B, ubiquitous users but our ability to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic affiliate-based, holistic, cross-platform project management and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized, proactive, visionary. Think user-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the capacity to monetize intra-intuitively. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Change This Text is the industry leader of innovative, cutting-edge, global project management. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be robust? What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We will widen our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capacity to leverage. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand elegantly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2C? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Change This Text has refactored the concept of virtual, B2C2B e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring emerging initiatives? Think viral, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We will e-enable the capacity of biometrics to utilize. What does the buzzword "implementation management" really mean? The media sourcing factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your killer feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan to become sexy? What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? We will mesh the aptitude of initiatives to transform. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be innovative, B2C2B? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The aptitude to reinvent vertically leads to the power to reintermediate globally. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Right now? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The power to benchmark efficiently leads to the capability to enhance seamlessly. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to utilize. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without reducing our ability to extend. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX.