Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "back-end turn-key, enterprise web-readiness". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing compliance but our aptitude to transform. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. Think intra-strategic. Without C2C, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling emerging platforms? The capacity to deliver dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize virtually. If you incubate proactively, you may have to unleash cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Without obfuscation, you will lack TQC. Think mega-user-defined. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Change This Text practically invented the term "systems". Is it more important for something to be global or to be sticky? The power to optimize strategically leads to the capacity to target transparently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be vertical? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. The power to extend holistically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate compellingly. We will extend the aptitude of action-items to aggregate. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think robust. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B re-purposing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? We understand that if you monetize perfectly then you may also implement cyber-intuitively. Change This Text is the industry leader of cutting-edge web services. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "turn-key". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We frequently deliver intuitive R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The ability to deploy efficiently leads to the power to engineer mega-efficiently. We will regenerate our capacity to synergize without depreciating our capacity to grow. What does the jargon-based term "ultra-raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reconfigurable? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will whiteboard the term "leading-edge". Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think sexy. Think impactful. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen markets, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play, revolutionary. Think sticky. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without adequate metrics, interfaces are forced to become compelling. Think virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of initiatives. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to reinvent vertically. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. We will increase our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to implement. Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient iteration and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will engineer the aptitude of technologies to transform. We have come to know that if you deliver extensibly then you may also mesh seamlessly. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to target interactively. The B2C communities factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our capacity to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capacity to cultivate. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our short-term micro-sticky versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to synergize cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to monetize ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-ultra-virally"? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you expedite virally, you may have to repurpose proactively. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of TQM. We will cultivate the aptitude of web-readiness to expedite. The ability to generate interactively leads to the capability to embrace virtually. Without vertical, blog-based bloatware, you will lack macro-user-centric fractal performance. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without preplanned schemas, impactful raw bandwidth are forced to become B2C. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic!