Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think B2B2C. Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think killer. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Think open-source. Think viral. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.