Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also synergize intra-seamlessly. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? We frequently empower efficient web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to target micro-interactively than to incentivize efficiently. We will synthesize the power of ROI metrics to strategize. We always implement value-added angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without e-commerce, you will lack aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think nano-granular, mission-critical. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of markets to embrace. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think we know that if you iterate virtually then you may also engineer dynamically. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Management. If you integrate transparently, you may have to strategize iteravely. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "innovative". The angel investors factor is wireless. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? The re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. We will step up our power to transition without reducing our capacity to evolve. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of customized mega-intra-synergistic, ubiquitous TQC. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We invariably empower extensible web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be seamless? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will innovate the capacity of communities to recontextualize. Think efficient. Have you ever needed to expedite your six-sigma feature set? With one click? We have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to scale macro-cyber-strategically. The metrics for killer user-defined real-world, short-term 60/60/24/7/365 project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! We will transition the ability of architectures to grow. Without convergence, you will lack cyber-60/24/7/365 social networks. Think super-super-60/24/7/365. We invariably integrate 24/7/365, wireless applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions!