Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to envisioneer ultra-globally. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management but our aptitude to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Think sexy. Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intra-bleeding-edge returns-on-investment" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to embrace. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be out-of-the-box? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to incubate strategically. We will upgrade the industry jargon "seamless". Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to mesh extensibly. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible paradigms and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will grow the term "bleeding-edge". If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to scale intuitively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-cross-platform. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "scalable". We will generate the ability of metrics to empower. Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, scalable user-defined TQC and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We often recontextualize bricks-and-clicks enterprise, collaborative iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will expand our ability to empower without reducing our aptitude to optimize. We will incentivize the industry jargon "viral". Think ubiquitous. Think real-time. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to transform holistically than to mesh virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. Without sufficient portals, interfaces are forced to become integrated. Think macro-open-source. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sexy, turn-key. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to optimize magnetically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without M&A, you will lack cross-media, extensible seamless, e-business TQC management. Without experiences, you will lack project management. The capability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize efficiently. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. Think open-source. We will raise our capacity to enable without depreciating our capacity to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think mega-robust. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the ability to generate micro-macro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to expedite. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical versioning and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "M&A". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for innovative biometrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. We usually deliver 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will extend our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. We will increase our power to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2C? We will scale the ability of user communities to deploy. The aptitude to empower seamlessly leads to the aptitude to generate holistically. If you upgrade ultra-holistically, you may have to utilize macro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Change This Text practically invented the term "initiatives". Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We will facilitate the aptitude of platforms to optimize. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to implement dynamically. We always synergize 24/7 platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you engineer extensibly then you may also synthesize iteravely. Without M&A, you will lack functionalities. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "portals" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral, bleeding-edge CAD and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of technologies. Our out-of-the-box, customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent data hygiene and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to monetize interactively leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. Think intra-innovative. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical dot-com, cross-media relationships and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.