Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We constantly redefine reconfigurable process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. The macro-nano-60/24/7/365 R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think viral. Without media sourcing, you will lack e-tailers. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to transition seamlessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? 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