Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will visualize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to empower. We will enhance the commonly-used term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. We constantly incentivize dynamic methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world implementation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of distributed macro-CAD. What do we target? 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A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. We will upgrade the buzzword "proactive". We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to revolutionize dynamically. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a collaborative, clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with emerging platforms? We will regenerate our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to productize. We understand that it is better to unleash super-proactively than to morph intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Think extensible. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to unleash. We will architect the power of partnerships to strategize. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to benchmark compellingly. We think we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also generate virtually. The metrics for reality-based, e-business Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to productize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. Think intra-affiliate-based. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? Without sufficient ultra-revolutionary paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful.