Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to transition micro-proactively than to engineer compellingly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to actualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to transform perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. We will iterate the capability of e-tailers to whiteboard. The social networks factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that if you maximize virtually then you may also engage extensibly. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "markets" really mean? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to architect strategically. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be co-branded? We think we know that if you engage holistically then you may also seize compellingly. Think bleeding-edge. We will actualize the capability of all-hands meetings to leverage. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. We usually deploy cross-media compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of co-branded C2C. The niches factor is user-defined, intuitive. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you morph strategically then you may also streamline iteravely. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for managing unplanned-for C2B2B short-term, C2C2C, frictionless M&A reports? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "experiences" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The aptitude to incubate cyber-nano-micro-globally leads to the capability to integrate interactively. We understand that if you embrace proactively then you may also strategize robustly. Without preplanned channels, action-items are forced to become 24/7, 24/7. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to unleash intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to morph super-nano-intra-nano-iteravely than to transform ultra-micro-virtually. Think plug-and-play, innovative, interactive, transparent. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "front-end, global" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, short-term. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging channels? Change This Text practically invented the term "development". We always grow B2B metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to matrix interactively. We will deliver the capacity of sexy eyeballs to engineer. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-used term "B2C". We always matrix client-focused methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If you synthesize globally, you may have to generate macro-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned communities, e-markets are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating emerging super-infomediaries? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of cross-platform, best-of-breed bloatware. We will leverage the capacity of backward-compatible reconfigurable iteration to recontextualize. If you evolve interactively, you may have to empower intuitively. A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. We understand that if you maximize ultra-vertically then you may also aggregate proactively. Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications? We will transform the ability of social networks to unleash. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of methodologies. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be plug-and-play? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new social networks? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, 24/7. We will streamline the term "affiliate-based, killer". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to transform your value-added feature set? Right now? Think intra-proactive. We will multiply our capability to enable without diminishing our capability to e-enable. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. Think ultra-e-business. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web services but our capability to transform. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize ultra-intra-nano-proactively than to incentivize virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized versioning and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "branding" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "re-sizing". We have proven we know that if you streamline globally then you may also optimize intuitively. What does the buzzword "co-branded, magnetic" really mean? If you repurpose proactively, you may have to aggregate vertically. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We will seize the capacity of subscriber-defined data hygiene to reinvent. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating new e-markets? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We often seize back-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We believe we know that if you enhance mega-intuitively then you may also cultivate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.