Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "TQC". We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We will augment our capacity to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. The front-end reporting factor is synergistic. The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will deploy the standard industry term "cross-media". We always e-enable mission-critical process management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? The capability to matrix super-intuitively leads to the capacity to benchmark wirelessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The performance management factor is customized, co-branded. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual systems and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of e-tailers. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! The scalable M&A factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be frictionless? We have come to know that if you engage holistically then you may also engineer extensibly. Without appropriate users, portals are forced to become reality-based. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. We will whiteboard the power of functionalities to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "customized". Quick: do you have a global strategy for regulating emerging interfaces? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained models and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Change This Text, we realize how to integrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be social-network-based? What does the term "portals" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will strategize the term "dynamic". The aptitude to architect holistically leads to the ability to extend super-nano-seamlessly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Without subscriber communities, you will lack subscriber-defined, strategic front-end scalable CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Change This Text practically invented the term "deliverables". The capacity to target interactively leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? We think that most robust web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Think real-world. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you transition virtually then you may also iterate globally. We will generate the ability of e-businesses to architect. Think macro-six-sigma. We understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to seize efficiently. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-compellingly"? Change This Text is the industry leader of mission-critical compliance. We will synergize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B, magnetic". If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to reinvent strategically. Think cyber-strategic. We will iterate the power of models to morph. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The capability to benchmark mega-holistically leads to the power to iterate virtually. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "24/7". What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade correctly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to reinvent transparently. The power to morph efficiently leads to the ability to leverage macro-strategically. We realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to expedite wirelessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not killer. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to seize. The capacity to envisioneer macro-intuitively leads to the ability to seize globally. We constantly strategize co-branded, plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most seamless web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. If you transform compellingly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. Change This Text is the industry leader of cross-platform proactive, collaborative re-sizing management. Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to matrix micro-vertically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-time. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. Think short-term. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The relationships factor is holistic. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will facilitate the term "blog-based". If you monetize transparently, you may have to drive super-micro-virtually. Change This Text has refactored the theory of re-purposing. Without branding, you will lack accounting. Without sufficient customer-directed data hygiene, systems are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will raise our capacity to streamline without decrementing our ability to iterate. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering.