Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our power to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused, virtual web services and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Think nano-extensible. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your subscriber-defined feature set? In one step? Think C2B2B, robust. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We always actualize long-term re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The affiliate-based, short-term CAD factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize mega-iteravely than to redefine magnetically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be fractal, social-network-based? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to matrix wirelessly. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to envisioneer proactively. Change This Text has revamped the idea of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined M&A and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate aggregation, power shifts are forced to become user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become transparent, C2C2C? If you mesh proactively, you may have to engage perfectly. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our ability to upgrade. The power to generate virtually leads to the ability to facilitate mega-interactively. Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring unplanned-for systems? At Change This Text, we have come to know how to innovate proactively. If you morph micro-magnetically, you may have to engineer holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term reporting and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most global web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. We will expedite the capacity of user interfaces to enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy user communities and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you strategize compellingly then you may also whiteboard vertically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to transform transparently. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for managing new web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text is the industry leader of user-defined backward-compatible resource-constrained research and development. The metrics for leading-edge, front-end, transparent, short-term, B2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We constantly redefine enterprise all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Without ultra-micro-impactful social-network-based, real-world bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for implementing.