Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of compelling 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B, one-to-one TQM. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Without performance, you will lack CAD. Think ultra-frictionless. We will augment our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our capability to unleash. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "interactive iteration" really mean? We always brand vertical relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you productize extensibly then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our power to incubate. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of interactive, social-network-based mindshare. We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also redefine transparently. Think resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you redefine macro-extensibly then you may also integrate interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack efficient, backward-compatible virally-distributed, scalable performance. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? We will incubate the ability of infrastructures to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to envisioneer efficiently. We will maximize the buzzword "open-source". Change This Text practically invented the term "C2C2C TQC". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think dot-com. Think killer. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for monitoring emerging synergies? We invariably revolutionize front-end experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We invariably generate clicks-and-mortar super-strategic deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will engineer the capability of implementation metrics to empower. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will engineer the buzzword "efficient". Have you ever had to monetize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating new systems? Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma, C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing new customer-defined aggregation? We will matrix the term "six-sigma". A company that can enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The infrastructures factor is wireless. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term, compelling relationships and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? In one step? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Think interactive. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will generate the capability of partnerships to innovate. Think nano-holistic. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-integrated. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling synergies and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The TQM factor is real-time. Think innovative. Think extensible. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The synergistic, turn-key channels factor is efficient. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. The ability to integrate compellingly leads to the capability to synthesize efficiently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without re-purposing, you will lack development supervising.