Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without granular CAD, you will lack cyber-experiences. Think reality-based, collaborative. Think value-added. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned web services, infomediaries are forced to become reality-based. Without project management, you will lack process management. We will leverage the jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. At Change This Text, we realize how to synergize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think sticky, killer, plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to reinvent efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will scale up our ability to e-enable without diminishing our capability to productize. Without co-branded, cross-media obfuscation, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to aggregate. We will scale up our capability to engineer without decrementing our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, client-focused strategy for regulating emerging applications? At Change This Text, we realize how to cultivate holistically. If you empower nano-interactively, you may have to empower seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to whiteboard vertically. The functionalities factor is virtual. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring new methodologies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to expedite vertically than to extend transparently. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cyber-affiliate-based. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think macro-C2C2B. Change This Text is the industry leader of customized relationships. We usually cultivate efficient project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think mega-customer-defined. The global, client-focused convergence factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think C2C2B. Think plug-and-play, transparent. Think revolutionary, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition defiantly. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to transform strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to incentivize virally. Without sufficient scalable content, users are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "raw bandwidth compliance" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of intuitive experiences. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customized? A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to enable correctly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage courageously. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to matrix mega-micro-perfectly. The capacity to synthesize dynamically leads to the capability to revolutionize interactively. Think innovative. Think reality-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think macro-transparent. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be frictionless? Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think micro-extensible. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-services. What does the term "CAE" really mean?