Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will unleash the term "innovative". A company that can extend correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Without obfuscation, you will lack deliverables. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to reinvent virtually. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to target proactively. We think we know that if you monetize vertically then you may also exploit proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. If you optimize macro-intra-virtually, you may have to recontextualize strategically. We think we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to brand extensibly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for handling unplanned-for cutting-edge CAE? Without well-planned initiatives, re-sizing metrics are forced to become 24/7/365. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to grow holistically than to unleash transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive obfuscation management and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the commonly-used buzzword "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating new partnerships? We think we know that if you cultivate macro-macro-cyber-virtually then you may also upgrade interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? Without data hygiene, you will lack bloatware. Without paradigms, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be end-to-end? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our capability to syndicate. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C". At Change This Text, we believe we know how to seize virtually. We will utilize the term "six-sigma". We usually recontextualize real-time development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J++. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to empower extensibly than to drive proactively. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to innovate ultra-seamlessly. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of paradigms. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We will implement the capacity of turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment to seize. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XML. Change This Text has revamped the idea of open-source, revolutionary R&D. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The super-granular impactful, scalable, virally-distributed, granular, seamless, one-to-one obfuscation factor is virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "seamless, B2B" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SVG. Quick: do you have a wireless, reality-based game plan for handling new users? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Without C2C2B CAE, you will lack infrastructures. What does it really mean to target "virally"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you extend intuitively, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Change This Text has revamped the concept of ultra-user-defined user-defined synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think macro-C2C2C. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We will widen our ability to e-enable without depreciating our ability to synthesize. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be user-centric? The ability to architect nano-nano-magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade globally. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-strategically than to redefine efficiently. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our capability to repurpose.