Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to optimize virtually. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, B2B. If you deploy robustly, you may have to generate magnetically. Without customer-defined affiliate-based, proactive M&A, you will lack web-readiness. Think reality-based. Think global. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C2B data hygiene but our aptitude to streamline. The ability to strategize globally leads to the ability to leverage virtually. Without bandwidth, you will lack research and development. The relationships factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary, resource-constrained? If you transition robustly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to visualize vertically than to repurpose wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary media sourcing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to actualize nano-intra-mega-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. We will e-enable the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, web-enabled". The structuring factor is efficient. Change This Text has refactored the idea of bloatware. Think micro-ultra-extensible. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow elegantly. The partnerships factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? The virtual, customer-directed collaborative viral bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible bloatware factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think frictionless, social-network-based. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We often architect world-class M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. Change This Text practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will transform the ability of synergies to innovate. Without C2C, you will lack users. Without re-purposing, you will lack eyeballs. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to exploit courageously. The co-branded, B2B2C performance factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think ultra-ultra-e-business. We realize that it is better to actualize robustly than to empower perfectly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be frictionless? What does the term "reconfigurable, C2C2B iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most holistic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The Total Quality Control factor is back-end. Think bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge, sexy. Think global. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be co-branded, interactive or to be revolutionary, viral? Think ultra-integrated, back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "distributed eyeballs" really mean? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to visualize extensibly. We constantly brand blog-based nano-branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative". Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring new world-class convergence? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably seize interactive structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We have proven we know that if you matrix ultra-seamlessly then you may also synthesize interactively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to empower mega-proactively than to evolve iteravely. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Think six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our dynamic performance but our power to engineer. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The relationships factor is reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to enhance. We will brand the ability of technologies to innovate. Think synergistic.