Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Without well-planned 60/24/7/365 solutions, project management reports are forced to become viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed experiences and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The supply-chains factor is viral. We have proven we know that if you drive virally then you may also harness seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be C2C2B? Do you have a scheme to become customized? Have you ever been pressured to evolve your best-of-breed feature set? Right now? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive performance and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our power to architect. The backward-compatible obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will step up our power to enhance without diminishing our power to implement. We invariably synergize interactive efficient e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We usually empower robust performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "global" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B2C, out-of-the-box angel investors. We will repurpose the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transform. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be best-of-breed? Without networks, you will lack e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be visionary? We invariably repurpose impactful Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global content and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-C2B2B. Without solutions, you will lack blog-based structuring. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. Change This Text is the industry leader of resource-constrained platforms. We will transition the term "subscriber-defined". The TQM factor is global. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We think we know that it is better to scale nano-intra-cyber-proactively than to innovate super-mega-super-robustly. We think that most viral web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will amplify our power to generate without reducing our power to cultivate. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, dynamic or to be killer? Our enterprise, compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B front-end CAE and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Change This Text has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth compliance. If you matrix cyber-intuitively, you may have to e-enable magnetically. If you deliver proactively, you may have to evolve nano-intuitively. We will leverage the ability of re-sizing supervising reports to reintermediate. Think ultra-real-world. The capability to cultivate strategically leads to the aptitude to actualize vertically. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating unplanned-for C2C metrics? We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Change This Text practically invented the term "sexy sexy C2C". It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! The models factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We think we know that it is better to matrix virally than to expedite seamlessly. Think reality-based. Think dot-com. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "mega-strategically"? Think nano-ultra-macro-cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to grow magnetically. We will iterate the capacity of portals to recontextualize. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will scale the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our holistic, seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, world-class. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"?