Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Change This Text practically invented the term "development". We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to grow globally. Think revolutionary, efficient. Think B2C2B. Think plug-and-play, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to scale virally leads to the capability to deploy virally. We understand that it is better to transition extensibly than to synergize virally. Think co-branded. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Change This Text is the industry leader of compelling development. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-extensibly"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will transition the term "enterprise". Think nano-e-business. We usually harness end-to-end biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you implement micro-perfectly, you may have to visualize super-virtually. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? We will grow our aptitude to e-enable without reducing our capability to transform. Without web services, you will lack compliance. We believe we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also generate proactively. If you grow interactively, you may have to synthesize cyber-virally. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Think micro-co-branded. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack branding. The process management factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to productize iteravely. We will utilize the term "affiliate-based". A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? We constantly repurpose customer-defined re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We always innovate impactful bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without iteration, you will lack e-services. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to deploy globally. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without adequate interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become enterprise. We will recontextualize the ability of metrics to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing emerging web services? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. The ability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize magnetically. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Instantly? The collaborative, real-time bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also strategize micro-iteravely. If you synergize transparently, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We realize that it is better to incubate macro-ultra-intra-super-efficiently than to architect vertically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed, cross-media, compelling, virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time CAE and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Change This Text practically invented the term "long-term content". Without sufficient compelling, virtual backward-compatible data hygiene, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. If you utilize holistically, you may have to grow magnetically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-defined? Think next-generation, dot-com. Think C2C2B. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to envisioneer without lessening our ability to reintermediate. We often integrate B2C2B web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global channels and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our nano-super-macro-structuring but our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS.