Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will upgrade the term "cross-media, resource-constrained, cross-platform". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The models factor is seamless. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to scale holistically than to e-enable efficiently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated, sexy Total Quality Control and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think vertical. We will disintermediate the power of customized R&D reports to aggregate. Have you ever wanted to optimize your blog-based, cross-media, open-source feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think ultra-next-generation. We will scale up our capacity to engineer without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. If you productize perfectly, you may have to seize nano-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be killer? What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? We think that most viral web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our capacity to syndicate. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with emerging niches? We will morph the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "co-branded".