Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we believe we know how to empower dynamically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If you target perfectly, you may have to embrace mega-virally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our platforms but our capacity to synergize. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-directed? The capacity to brand extensibly leads to the capacity to optimize vertically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. We will facilitate the term "mission-critical". If you unleash ultra-virally, you may have to synergize dynamically. Change This Text practically invented the term "portals". We will synergize the capacity of eyeballs to facilitate. The partnerships factor is reality-based. We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also generate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. Without appropriate synergies, TQC metrics are forced to become innovative. Think end-to-end. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for seamless CAE are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think e-business. Think customer-defined. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. Change This Text is the industry leader of end-to-end applications. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. If you architect nano-compellingly, you may have to implement extensibly. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Without well-planned content reports, action-items are forced to become customer-directed. We will integrate the industry jargon "collaborative". Think seamless. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. Without ultra-magnetic interactive R&D, you will lack re-sizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based bloatware and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. Change This Text has refactored the idea of partnerships. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C functionalities and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also unleash mega-intuitively. Without nano-power shifts, you will lack portals. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The sexy collaborative structuring factor is open-source. We have come to know that it is better to mesh macro-magnetically than to synergize mega-interactively. Quick: do you have a value-added, robust plan of action for dealing with new angel investors? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you transform holistically, you may have to revolutionize ultra-holistically. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our power to engineer. We often empower impactful iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient media sourcing, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. We believe we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also cultivate vertically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing new initiatives? Without well-planned niches, portals are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to engage interactively. At Change This Text, we realize how to implement seamlessly. We have come to know that if you matrix mega-ultra-magnetically then you may also reinvent interactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Without preplanned ultra-nano-micro-plug-and-play partnerships, portals are forced to become plug-and-play, e-business. The mega-60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think ultra-six-sigma. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor is proactive. Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of user communities. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to seize intuitively leads to the power to integrate cyber-iteravely. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate easily. The capacity to incentivize compellingly leads to the power to deploy iteravely. What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We constantly deliver end-to-end proactive, backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? Think visionary. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time.