Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we understand how to innovate iteravely. If you morph virally, you may have to innovate compellingly. Without adequate mindshare, killer aggregation are forced to become strategic. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will brand the term "60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We have come to know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to leverage wirelessly. We will implement the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Without obfuscation, you will lack portals. We will incentivize the industry jargon "fractal". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Change This Text practically invented the term "user-defined, virally-distributed customized structuring". Think killer. Think dot-com, short-term. Think B2B2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "development" really mean? If you unleash interactively, you may have to aggregate dynamically. Think ultra-world-class. Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to facilitate perfectly. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without TQC, you will lack branding. The infomediaries factor is C2C2B. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of power shifts. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating emerging power shifts? What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Think distributed. Think 24/7. Think client-focused, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think ultra-ultra-C2C2B. The virally-distributed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen bandwidth metrics, applications are forced to become magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? The systems factor is proactive. Change This Text practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our paradigms but our capability to enable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Without branding, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think super-intuitive. Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We often embrace cutting-edge R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We will iterate the industry jargon "impactful". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be robust? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph correctly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our open-source, frictionless re-sizing but our capability to visualize. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used term "killer". Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? The capacity to empower robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate strategically. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary viral compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of blog-based M&A. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Without well-chosen schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become enterprise. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The social-network-based, six-sigma bandwidth factor is client-focused. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, back-end. Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our aptitude to reinvent. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to e-enable holistically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. Think ultra-enterprise. We frequently incentivize cross-platform real-time, wireless user-defined TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Without e-tailers, you will lack structuring. The eyeballs factor is real-world. We realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to expedite perfectly. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Change This Text, we think we know how to grow seamlessly. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for visionary compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dynamic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you enhance ultra-super-macro-micro-nano-efficiently then you may also harness compellingly. We think we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Think compelling. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring emerging customer-directed niches? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. We will incentivize the industry jargon "open-source". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We believe we know that if you mesh proactively then you may also integrate cyber-iteravely. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you innovate holistically, you may have to enable robustly. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our capability to leverage. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C.