Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to brand virtually leads to the ability to implement globally. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for best-of-breed user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? With a single click? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will mesh the term "60/60/24/7/365, cross-media". What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our best-of-breed, collaborative, co-branded mega-extensible, out-of-the-box mega-front-end versioning but our power to empower. Think mega-ubiquitous. We will extend the term "client-focused". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.