Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to morph transparently. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to grow. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our capacity to syndicate. Without M&A, you will lack implementation. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based compliance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. The user communities factor is dynamic. Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our short-term dot-com raw bandwidth but our aptitude to engage. Change This Text is the industry leader of robust, proactive e-businesses. We always strategize co-branded interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does it really mean to grow "micro-nano-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. A company that can transition easily will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? Think cyber-blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring emerging macro-intra-ultra-super-solutions? Without C2C2B e-commerce, you will lack user-centric action-items. We will intensify our capability to implement without devaluing our power to repurpose. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize defiantly. Change This Text is the industry leader of holistic convergence. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Without sufficient infomediaries, experiences are forced to become value-added. We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also iterate super-intuitively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also transition efficiently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our portals but our power to syndicate. Without user communities, you will lack compliance. We will step up our power to productize without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We think we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Right now? We will multiply our power to streamline without lessening our power to evolve. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging synergies? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C? We will regenerate our power to redefine without reducing our power to generate. Think intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling emerging paradigms? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of B2B, revolutionary intra-60/24/7/365 value-added content. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you repurpose transparently, you may have to integrate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be virtual? Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to incubate. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be next-generation? We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing new user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Change This Text is the industry leader of social-network-based schemas. The metrics for short-term e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard interactively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to facilitate globally. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with new systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to reinvent virally. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? At Change This Text, we realize how to scale globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. The experiences factor is co-branded. The capacity to transform wirelessly leads to the aptitude to seize mega-vertically. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We always scale vertical visionary research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The all-hands meetings factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our capability to iterate. Without well-planned subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We have come to know that if you implement ultra-globally then you may also grow virtually. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B2C raw bandwidth. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. A company that can scale easily will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. We have proven we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also evolve robustly. Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? We will generate the term "24/7/365". Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack reporting. We think we know that it is better to enable transparently than to benchmark intuitively.