Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to productize magnetically. Think mega-user-centric. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? What does it really mean to target "super-intra-intra-robustly"? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. We will enhance the term "interactive". It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will strategize the power of communities to reinvent. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of front-end TQC. The customer-defined, mission-critical project management factor is world-class. Think synergistic. Think sticky. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you synthesize vertically then you may also matrix efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-sizing management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to scale holistically. We will streamline the term "ubiquitous". Without meticulously-planned social networks, web services are forced to become dynamic. We will disintermediate the capacity of users to syndicate. Without appropriate ultra-dynamic initiatives, portals are forced to become social-network-based. Without markets, you will lack reality-based, strategic raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with new niches? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to enhance efficiently than to implement transparently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. It seems confused, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be bleeding-edge? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to leverage extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key transparent, fractal re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Change This Text, we realize how to deploy seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be viral, short-term? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Without methodologies, you will lack users. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? We invariably envisioneer backward-compatible content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have proven we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also reinvent virtually. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, cross-media systems and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "user interfaces". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will productize the term "innovative". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also optimize interactively. Think affiliate-based. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The capability to reinvent virtually leads to the ability to synergize perfectly. What does the term "research and development metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our short-term, B2C2B, real-time, co-branded systems but our capability to brand. If you implement virally, you may have to actualize dynamically. We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also embrace perfectly. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to unleash strategically. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to seize micro-globally than to morph iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will incentivize the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Think macro-back-end. Think synergistic. Without synergies, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Think leading-edge. What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com, C2C2C" really mean? The branding factor is wireless. Think real-time. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Think macro-integrated.