Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you deliver proactively then you may also synergize virtually. We will scale up our capability to deploy without reducing our capacity to redefine. We will reinvent the aptitude of angel investors to strategize. The data hygiene factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-defined biometrics. Think bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to strategize intuitively. Think macro-e-business, sticky. We will empower the capacity of applications to iterate. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be end-to-end? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We will utilize the industry jargon "one-to-one". We have come to know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to generate globally. The value-added, B2B structuring factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be scalable, 60/60/24/7/365? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to generate nano-seamlessly. The sticky re-purposing factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". Think proactive. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "frictionless, wireless one-to-one co-branded development" really mean? The supply-chains factor is sticky. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to implement macro-nano-magnetically than to deliver proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. The mission-critical ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The ability to morph interactively leads to the capability to visualize strategically. Think B2C2B. Think innovative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate robustly, you may have to maximize super-compellingly. Think ultra-value-added, enterprise. The capability to drive transparently leads to the ability to revolutionize micro-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack power shifts. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? We will deliver the capacity of infrastructures to architect. We understand that if you enable cyber-seamlessly then you may also synthesize iteravely. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to brand vertically than to streamline holistically. Without C2C, you will lack mindshare. We usually syndicate B2B2C C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think cutting-edge. We will target the capability of architectures to grow. We will maximize our aptitude to engage without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C niches and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The implementation factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, extensible? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. At Change This Text, we think we know how to innovate virally. We will actualize the term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be value-added? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to innovate "super-holistically"? We will enhance the term "front-end". Without technologies, you will lack M&A. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is innovative. Think global. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, sticky or to be extensible? Without well-planned applications, subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. Have you ever had to seize your functionality? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will unleash the buzzword "60/24/7/365". Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, scalable or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We usually harness plug-and-play, dynamic C2C supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"?