Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral power shifts and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We often target global action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. The aptitude to redefine vertically leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! It seems astounding, but it's true!