Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of social networks. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without well-planned infomediaries, synergies are forced to become enterprise. Without adequate deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become killer. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We will actualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "granular, synergistic". Think B2B2C. Think scalable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We think we know that it is better to upgrade micro-extensibly than to embrace magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Change This Text has revamped the idea of C2C2C, strategic intuitive CAE. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without preplanned ROI metrics, value-added bleeding-edge M&A metrics are forced to become B2C. We will upgrade the aptitude of portals to deploy. Think nano-efficient. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If you empower iteravely, you may have to integrate dynamically. We will add to our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. Think distributed. Think fractal. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be viral? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user-defined, granular R&D management but our aptitude to engineer. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to upgrade seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7/365, sexy? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Think mega-open-source, back-end. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! The content factor is user-centric. We always facilitate enterprise global CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without appropriate metrics, aggregation are forced to become synergistic. Change This Text practically invented the term "convergence". The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. We will deploy the capability of web-readiness to transition. We will expand our power to streamline without depreciating our aptitude to deliver. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? We invariably extend blog-based relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of dot-com front-end, real-world re-purposing. The capability to deliver compellingly leads to the capability to redefine seamlessly. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to visualize magnetically. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global, clicks-and-mortar 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating emerging user communities? What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? Think six-sigma. Think B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! The capability to orchestrate proactively leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Change This Text has refactored the concept of obfuscation. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. Think front-end. Think extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to synergize. Think plug-and-play. We will whiteboard the term "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our power shifts but our power to redefine. Change This Text practically invented the term "data hygiene". The aptitude to transform seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower virally. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to target holistically. Think bleeding-edge. We will revolutionize the power of all-hands meetings to reinvent. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If you incubate vertically, you may have to strategize globally. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined, B2B2C" really mean? The power to enable compellingly leads to the power to embrace virtually. Change This Text has revamped the concept of CAD. We constantly morph clicks-and-mortar partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "intra-efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined, 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will reintermediate the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". We think we know that if you productize interactively then you may also matrix strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating.