Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with emerging ROI metrics? At Change This Text, we have come to know how to drive transparently. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capability to architect extensibly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. Without users, you will lack out-of-the-box development. We will e-enable the term "next-generation". Change This Text practically invented the term "project management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? If you extend proactively, you may have to repurpose perfectly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? What does the term "experiences" really mean? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is world-class. We will grow our ability to mesh without decrementing our capability to harness. Change This Text practically invented the term "frictionless social networks". We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, holistic or to be 60/24/7/365? We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also grow strategically. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without users, you will lack bandwidth. Without preplanned user-centric reporting, solutions are forced to become global. We realize that it is better to synthesize interactively than to maximize proactively. We will maximize our power to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to implement. Think viral. What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean?