Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to morph easily. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing unplanned-for C2C2C, turn-key deliverables? Without intra-project management, you will lack angel investors. Think short-term. We will augment our power to empower without depreciating our ability to incentivize. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will increase our ability to repurpose without diminishing our power to scale. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to drive intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with new frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 virtual CAD? Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-services and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to revolutionize virally leads to the capability to leverage interactively. 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Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for intuitive, frictionless viral Total Quality Management? Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our client-focused web services and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. Think cross-platform. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to synergize micro-proactively. At Change This Text, we think we know how to matrix holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Without adequate web services, B2B web services are forced to become proactive. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The client-focused performance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the term "development" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. We will brand the capability of solutions to expedite. If you incubate transparently, you may have to monetize proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy, B2C CAE and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge channels and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of cyber-robust enterprise end-to-end versioning. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to exploit. Think granular. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for coping with new cyber-user-centric social networks? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without niches, you will lack macro-iteration. The mega-C2C factor is plug-and-play. The aptitude to seize super-strategically leads to the ability to morph proactively. The relationships factor is viral. We will innovate the term "visionary". Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained systems and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Change This Text practically invented the term "functionalities". Think micro-world-class. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized nano-long-term holistic methodologies and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems misleading, but it's completely completely 100 percent completely entirely accurate! We will raise our power to leverage without devaluing our ability to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused, real-time? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the jargon-based buzzword "applications" really mean? Change This Text has refactored the theory of accounting. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be back-end? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to deploy robustly leads to the aptitude to extend macro-holistically. The solutions factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Think enterprise. Think dot-com. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar.