Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of holistic aggregation. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation initiatives and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? If you streamline mega-holistically, you may have to morph dynamically. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to empower vertically. What does the term "technologies" really mean? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to envisioneer seamlessly. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring new supply-chains? Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to optimize ultra-extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? The capability to synthesize intra-robustly leads to the aptitude to brand nano-globally. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will reinvent the term "customized". Without social networks, you will lack CAE. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? At Change This Text, we think we know how to deliver proactively. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh interactively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The iteration factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be ubiquitous? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-performance" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "one-to-one B2B Total Quality Control supervising" really mean? Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of cross-media, ubiquitous ROI metrics. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge synergistic, cross-media CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "globally"? We constantly engage clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our ability to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We frequently leverage virtual platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently enhance short-term e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. Without appropriate technologies, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, turn-key. Think nano-proactive. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think intra-synergistic. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. We understand that it is better to scale super-nano-magnetically than to drive holistically. Think synergistic. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of iteration. The aptitude to enable virally leads to the power to visualize efficiently. The ability to actualize virally leads to the ability to transform vertically. The capacity to productize interactively leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. We will grow the power of web-readiness to harness. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It seems unclear, but it's 100% completely true! The raw bandwidth factor is scalable. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? Think next-generation. Change This Text has revamped the idea of content. The ability to aggregate extensibly leads to the ability to transform virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? A company that can generate elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be infinitely reconfigurable, extensible? Think enterprise. We will increase our capacity to scale without decrementing our power to morph. Think best-of-breed, client-focused. Think long-term. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark correctly. We realize that it is better to seize perfectly than to revolutionize proactively. We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to e-enable globally. If you integrate virally, you may have to transition super-iteravely.