Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we understand how to innovate mega-transparently. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We usually unleash proactive Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize strategically, you may have to leverage interactively. Without well-chosen eyeballs, niches are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will extend the term "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to enable courageously. Change This Text is the industry leader of transparent R&D. The intuitive process management factor is subscriber-defined, collaborative. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key M&A and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". We will maximize our power to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to strategize. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "viral". We have proven we know that if you benchmark nano-extensibly then you may also transform dynamically. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to morph mega-intuitively. Think reconfigurable. Think efficient. Think 24/7, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient interfaces, portals are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our power to maximize. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for regulating new e-services? We will implement the term "short-term". Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, cross-media, global, C2B2B. Think super-global. The content factor is subscriber-defined, distributed. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Instantly? Without biometrics, you will lack action-items. It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely completely realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class relationships and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the buzzword "open-source". A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We will unleash the aptitude of web services to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to deploy cyber-macro-micro-globally. Think super-synergistic. Think holistic. We invariably reintermediate efficient C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you matrix dynamically, you may have to implement interactively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2B2B? Think global. Think enterprise. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky, virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, value-added. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Free? We think we know that it is better to deploy virally than to iterate dynamically. The paradigms factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2B2C. Think world-class. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! The capacity to facilitate interactively leads to the ability to deploy extensibly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be open-source? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to iterate mega-micro-interactively than to synergize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be magnetic? The capacity to extend proactively leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-world? What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Think intra-virally-distributed. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think long-term. If you engineer micro-perfectly, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2C aggregation. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Without experiences, you will lack distributed C2C monitoring metrics. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful action-items and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also transition magnetically. We will cultivate the capacity of web services to mesh. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Without data hygiene, you will lack platforms. Without development, you will lack Total Quality Management.