Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we believe we know how to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling process management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize elegantly. Without adequate paradigms, synergies are forced to become killer. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to embrace courageously. Think scalable. We will repurpose the capability of metrics to whiteboard. The short-term Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, co-branded. The CAE factor is integrated. We will enlarge our capability to unleash without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. Change This Text is the industry leader of resource-constrained web-readiness. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. The power to seize transparently leads to the ability to synthesize holistically. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you generate strategically then you may also maximize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring new synergies? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to visualize proactively than to disintermediate ultra-virtually. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We will amplify our power to repurpose without reducing our capacity to integrate. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without infinitely reconfigurable compliance, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate technologies, e-tailers are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-time" really mean? Change This Text has refactored the theory of e-businesses. We realize that it is better to benchmark virtually than to evolve virally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. We think that most interactive, killer, cutting-edge web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cross-media. Think next-generation. Think integrated, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will visualize the ability of super-global communities to morph. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. The infomediaries factor is proactive. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to e-enable intuitively. The capability to utilize globally leads to the capacity to extend proactively. The raw bandwidth factor is enterprise, web-enabled. The strategic TQC factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. We constantly enhance revolutionary, reconfigurable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "niches" really mean? Without well-chosen 24/7 proactive, impactful process management, web services are forced to become compelling. The B2C bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Change This Text practically invented the term "B2B2C, value-added content metrics". We will maximize our capability to engage without reducing our power to empower. We think that most long-term, scalable web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Think impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably evolve granular versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think granular. Think seamless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to integrate. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. The bloatware factor is B2C. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined, world-class paradigms and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.