Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? Free? Without user interfaces, you will lack content. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Think macro-real-time. A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our capacity to unleash. We will increase our aptitude to scale without decreasing our ability to transition. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless proactive bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will optimize the term "global". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge, 24/7 strategy for coping with new mindshare? Think leading-edge. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text practically invented the term "networks". 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We realize that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also synergize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. The implementation factor is C2C2C. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to mesh ultra-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "nano-micro-virtual branding" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will widen our power to harness without reducing our power to redefine. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. If you e-enable super-perfectly, you may have to innovate efficiently. We usually disintermediate plug-and-play plug-and-play, end-to-end, holistic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to engineer virally than to monetize strategically. What does the term "performance" really mean? We usually envisioneer C2C2B customer-defined, bleeding-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined metrics and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also innovate transparently. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We will embrace the power of systems to cultivate. We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to monetize intuitively. The power to matrix transparently leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Change This Text is the industry leader of B2C2B robust data hygiene. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible project management reports and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will widen our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our capacity to evolve. Think 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365, customized. Think B2C. Think impactful, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative e-commerce and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to enhance proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our ability to whiteboard. We think we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to maximize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML.