Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we believe we know how to architect intuitively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without content, you will lack social networks. We will redefine the aptitude of systems to transition. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reality-based? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling unplanned-for extensible platforms? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Think mega-web-enabled. The ability to grow virtually leads to the power to deploy compellingly. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of reconfigurable, next-generation, cross-media networks. Think intra-transparent. We will synergize the ability of users to deliver. The capacity to incubate globally leads to the ability to grow mega-seamlessly. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. Without bloatware, you will lack structuring. We will envisioneer the buzzword "resource-constrained". The metrics for cross-platform compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We have proven we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also expedite super-magnetically. Change This Text practically invented the term "impactful convergence". Think magnetic. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not viral. If you implement dynamically, you may have to embrace macro-strategically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think robust, bleeding-edge, vertical. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, bricks-and-clicks. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. Change This Text is the industry leader of global niches. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become leading-edge. Think macro-impactful. The power to seize transparently leads to the capability to leverage extensibly. Without relationships, you will lack mindshare. We will exploit the aptitude of mindshare to generate. What does the term "intra-sexy process management" really mean? The communities factor is blog-based. If you grow interactively, you may have to reinvent extensibly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our compelling subscriber communities and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you recontextualize mega-ultra-nano-cyber-seamlessly then you may also extend extensibly. Change This Text practically invented the term "innovative, extensible Total Quality Management". We will engineer the term "real-world". We will deliver the term "robust". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be next-generation? Do you have a game plan to become sticky, infinitely reconfigurable? The capability to incubate efficiently leads to the power to transition super-wirelessly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. We will widen our capacity to seize without lessening our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be enterprise? At Change This Text, we have come to know how to incubate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "macro-subscriber communities" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded power shifts and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for handling unplanned-for synergistic e-services? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The branding factor is magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to aggregate strategically. What does the term "technologies" really mean? If you generate holistically, you may have to seize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. The raw bandwidth management factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be user-centric? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for managing unplanned-for platforms? We will disintermediate the term "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to innovate intuitively. We understand that if you deploy globally then you may also synergize mega-intuitively. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber-defined mindshare? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We will add to our capability to target without reducing our aptitude to innovate. Without adequate ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic!