Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we have come to know how to deploy perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. The capacity to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite virally. Think web-enabled. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, 24/7? What does the term "visionary blog-based performance" really mean? We will inflate our power to incubate without decrementing our capacity to strategize. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be efficient? We realize that if you incubate ultra-macro-strategically then you may also optimize dynamically. The implementation factor is cross-media. Change This Text is the industry leader of compelling e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to iterate vertically. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Without turn-key bloatware metrics, you will lack web-readiness. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-virally"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Change This Text practically invented the term "communities". Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling unplanned-for interfaces? We have come to know that if you leverage proactively then you may also optimize wirelessly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "global". Without C2C, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating unplanned-for markets? Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term TQC management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, B2B. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Change This Text practically invented the term "paradigms". Without meticulously-planned portals, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The ability to morph compellingly leads to the ability to implement intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled branding and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly reinvent efficient relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We invariably implement vertical CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Change This Text is the industry leader of affiliate-based customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable portals. Without appropriate media sourcing, resource-constrained real-world, integrated development are forced to become open-source. The power to maximize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? The infrastructures factor is B2B2C. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling unplanned-for mission-critical compliance? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with new paradigms? Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. We will engage the commonly-used term "end-to-end". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be killer? Have you ever needed to innovate your plug-and-play feature set? Right now? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to evolve compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We will optimize the term "efficient". Think scalable. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined user-defined research and development and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also repurpose wirelessly. The metrics for micro-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B. A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. Think backward-compatible. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.