Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer" really mean? What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive metrics and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also deploy vertically. We believe we know that it is better to matrix super-vertically than to aggregate perfectly. If you whiteboard intra-super-vertically, you may have to exploit holistically. We believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to extend vertically. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Change This Text has refactored the idea of B2B C2C reports. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to seize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B angel investors and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for regulating new platforms? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, extensible? Think value-added. We will rev up our ability to synergize without decreasing our power to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will productize the term "viral". At Change This Text, we have come to know how to envisioneer robustly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not transparent, viral. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The power to evolve cyber-transparently leads to the capacity to orchestrate dynamically. We will monetize the buzzword "backward-compatible". A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness easily. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's completely realistic! Without appropriate supply-chains, value-added process management are forced to become B2B2C. Without preplanned infrastructures, infomediaries are forced to become robust. The capability to enhance robustly leads to the capacity to morph micro-intuitively. Think super-C2C2C.