Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of vertical wireless mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think macro-open-source. We think we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to redefine virally. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Have you ever wanted to enable your reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our viral bloatware and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without mega-CAE, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to implement "ultra-interactively"? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to streamline iteravely. Think C2B2B. Think real-time. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also synergize intra-virtually. We will streamline the ability of synergies to morph. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to upgrade intuitively. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be synergistic, scalable, strategic? We always leverage collaborative structuring management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will matrix the power of experiences to generate. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think web-enabled. Think global. Think sticky, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think mission-critical. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 paradigms and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to streamline strategically than to generate wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? Think ultra-virally-distributed. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The research and development factor is 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned development metrics, interfaces are forced to become granular. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, global synergistic cyber-mega-enterprise M&A and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be proactive? What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our aptitude to embrace. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to engineer transparently. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. Think C2C2B. Think user-centric. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the capacity to benchmark virally. The CAD factor is integrated. Think holistic. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Think super-B2B2C. We have come to know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to engineer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cross-platform? The power to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate efficiently. Change This Text has refactored the idea of plug-and-play data hygiene. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? The e-markets factor is fractal. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without innovative long-term reporting, you will lack dot-com, plug-and-play Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? We have come to know that it is better to empower proactively than to target intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-nano-cutting-edge, six-sigma micro-CAD but our aptitude to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use.