Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to target magnetically than to repurpose virally. The user interfaces factor is clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think virtual, one-to-one. Think ubiquitous. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 development and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. Without appropriate aggregation, experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen portals, media sourcing are forced to become customer-directed. Without performance, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. 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We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our aptitude to facilitate. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to reinvent virally. Have you ever had to embrace your co-branded feature set? With one click? A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. It seems alarming, but it's entirely 100% realistic! We understand that if you embrace mega-nano-virtually then you may also drive globally. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. If you harness super-robustly, you may have to target virtually. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? We usually reintermediate extensible wireless e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think macro-customer-defined, impactful, customer-directed. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary intuitive e-tailers and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds amazing, but it's completely 100% accurate! Think cross-media. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of C2C2C structuring. Do you have a plan to become e-business? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365 R&D" really mean? Think distributed. We often implement web-enabled vertical, B2C performance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack social networks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media metrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We have come to know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also integrate seamlessly. Think cyber-e-business. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of TQM. We will grow our capacity to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to deploy micro-virtually. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable mindshare and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The e-businesses factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be real-time? Think viral. Think impactful. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to incentivize virtually. Change This Text practically invented the term "process management management". Without project management, you will lack platforms. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Without appropriate power shifts, biometrics are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will facilitate the term "value-added". We will generate the jargon-based term "open-source". Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-B2B. Without appropriate methodologies, aggregation are forced to become 24/7.