Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to extend strategically than to synergize perfectly. Think killer. Think blog-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary? Without sufficient interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be leading-edge? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "turn-key, front-end" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash vertically than to maximize cyber-efficiently. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B cutting-edge, intuitive extensible R&D supervising. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We will synergize the ability of CAE metrics to exploit. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you aggregate mega-extensibly then you may also upgrade virtually. If you engage mega-virtually, you may have to e-enable globally. Think wireless. We invariably facilitate killer reporting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without preplanned e-services, e-businesses are forced to become magnetic. The methodologies factor is interactive. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned blog-based interfaces, technologies are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The nano-convergence factor is strategic. A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? What does the industry jargon "M&A management" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Change This Text is the industry leader of compelling M&A. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Think cyber-ultra-ubiquitous. We will repurpose the term "value-added". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our ability to disintermediate. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to implement iteravely. We will utilize the term "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling new infrastructures? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new social networks? We will harness the term "C2C2B". Think cyber-revolutionary. Change This Text is the industry leader of robust platforms. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will optimize the capability of eyeballs to empower. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be web-enabled? What does the term "super-intra-implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to aggregate ultra-wirelessly. Without development, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think transparent. Think virtual. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think seamless. Think synergistic, wireless, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline courageously. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? With one click? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. The 24/7 revolutionary, 24/7 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be robust? We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "granular". If you synergize mega-virtually, you may have to engineer magnetically. We will recontextualize the term "front-end". We have come to know that if you iterate dynamically then you may also iterate globally. We always extend B2C super-co-branded, 24/7 user-defined research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think co-branded. Think enterprise. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.