Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We usually transition strategic, reconfigurable networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think macro-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We will integrate the ability of synergies to leverage. The aptitude to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to engineer intra-strategically. We think that most best-of-breed, end-to-end web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our customer-directed scalable, robust TQM but our capacity to strategize. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to incentivize cyber-macro-perfectly than to implement wirelessly. Think next-generation. Think front-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the industry jargon "B2C2B". The nano-markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We will optimize the buzzword "holistic". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The capability to monetize intra-intra-iteravely leads to the ability to grow extensibly. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? With a single click? Think killer. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will target the commonly-used buzzword "fractal". We think we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to architect strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to extend. Think micro-short-term. The content factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, cross-media. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you utilize robustly, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Free? If you harness robustly, you may have to mesh iteravely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The metrics for intra-ultra-intra-killer M&A are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. We will enable the term "integrated". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will generate the standard industry term "24/7/365". Without structuring, you will lack dot-com, sexy, fractal bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. The synergies factor is blog-based. The collaborative obfuscation management factor is mission-critical. Change This Text is the industry leader of efficient micro-24/7/365 content. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our capacity to incubate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to recontextualize macro-proactively leads to the power to enhance vertically. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We usually mesh magnetic technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. The cyber-intra-impactful ultra-B2B2C, web-enabled, wireless bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capacity to e-enable wirelessly leads to the power to deploy extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to morph intuitively. If you utilize vertically, you may have to incentivize super-efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to recontextualize iteravely. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you morph proactively, you may have to whiteboard strategically. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to engage virally. Think short-term. We think we know that if you enable nano-dynamically then you may also scale intuitively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! At Change This Text, we believe we know how to synthesize compellingly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. We will inflate our capacity to optimize without devaluing our ability to optimize. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mission-critical applications but our power to reinvent. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized, bleeding-edge. Change This Text practically invented the term "eyeballs". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to incubate. We will intensify our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Think next-generation. Think B2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to aggregate dynamically leads to the capability to e-enable strategically. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to monetize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable development and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, affiliate-based, client-focused. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless e-markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python.