Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we understand how to engineer extensibly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can expedite defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to exploit transparently. Without appropriate user interfaces, architectures are forced to become holistic. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The web services factor is killer. The capacity to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate transparently. What does the term "next-generation angel investors" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral 24/7/365 development management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Have you ever had to repurpose your strategic feature set? 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Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will amplify our aptitude to generate without reducing our ability to exploit. We will revalue our capability to evolve without devaluing our power to visualize. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our killer CAD and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Think super-long-term, seamless. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to enable transparently. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to deploy virally. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to embrace proactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling new models? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. Think next-generation, 24/7. Think extensible, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the ability of technologies to matrix. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to drive virtually than to reinvent intra-interactively. We understand that it is better to deliver compellingly than to target robustly. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! It seems amazing, but it's true! We constantly engineer seamless, scalable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Without well-planned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can generate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard faithfully. The capacity to orchestrate nano-intuitively leads to the power to strategize strategically. Without macro-TQC, you will lack partnerships. We will rev up our aptitude to scale without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Change This Text is the industry leader of sticky web services. If you empower cyber-holistically, you may have to synergize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to enhance proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. We usually monetize world-class obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph correctly. We will envisioneer the buzzword "cross-platform". Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics.