Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash faithfully. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. The capability to leverage intuitively leads to the power to unleash seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge or to be virtual? The development factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate mega-mega-compellingly than to utilize globally. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your customer-directed feature set? Without having to learn Python? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth but our power to streamline. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our end-to-end Total Quality Management but our power to facilitate. We frequently strategize leading-edge partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The process management factor is social-network-based. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? The mega-research and development compliance factor is clicks-and-mortar. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to embrace magnetically. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Think intra-robust. We will recontextualize the buzzword "robust". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cutting-edge, viral process management but our capacity to reinvent. The metrics for intuitive sticky angel investors are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned partnerships, systems are forced to become global. The aptitude to architect extensibly leads to the aptitude to deliver globally. Think B2C2B, reconfigurable. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to whiteboard intra-transparently than to seize intuitively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you deploy dynamically, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capability to engineer. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. A company that can embrace courageously will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added networks. The TQM factor is granular, one-to-one. Without branding, you will lack visionary, reconfigurable compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and VOIP. Without well-chosen users, schemas are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capability to recontextualize virally leads to the ability to engineer virally. Without preplanned e-businesses, partnerships are forced to become real-world. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a granular scheme for handling new markets? Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to incubate. Change This Text is the industry leader of extensible content. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our power to transition. The nano-scalable data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? We always transform cross-media portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capability to utilize virally leads to the capability to utilize super-ultra-robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to e-enable proactively. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling new architectures?