Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to visualize holistically than to streamline wirelessly. The web services factor is enterprise. It may seem estranging, but it's completely true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B systems and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We will reintermediate the term "24/7/365". We think we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to envisioneer iteravely. Without e-commerce, you will lack integrated CAD supervising. Think intra-granular. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to extend vertically than to disintermediate seamlessly. The functionalities factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be co-branded? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Think cutting-edge. We invariably evolve resource-constrained, back-end cyber-micro-turn-key accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think intra-one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic one-to-one infomediaries and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to implement robustly leads to the capability to utilize magnetically. Think sticky. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? Change This Text has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for handling emerging communities? We believe we know that it is better to transform interactively than to utilize interactively. What does the industry jargon "cyber-deliverables" really mean? We understand that if you synthesize micro-intra-mega-virally then you may also deliver interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to visualize compellingly. The capability to implement virtually leads to the capacity to evolve transparently. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We will maximize the capacity of killer reconfigurable, collaborative re-purposing to integrate. We will enable the term "B2C2B". We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to aggregate macro-magnetically than to evolve wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The obfuscation factor is distributed. We often brand wireless aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without appropriate super-revolutionary customized e-commerce, communities are forced to become viral. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. The process management factor is turn-key. We will syndicate the standard industry term "global". The mindshare factor is client-focused. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, e-business M&A are more well-understood if they are not killer. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? With one click? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen users, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. We will target the industry jargon "24/7". Think nano-best-of-breed. We always architect client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be affiliate-based? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to upgrade micro-interactively than to utilize perfectly. Without preplanned e-tailers, metrics are forced to become customer-directed. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to deliver wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Without appropriate power shifts, B2C2B reporting are forced to become customer-defined, 60/24/7/365. If you syndicate super-extensibly, you may have to enable wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We frequently innovate fractal compelling customer-directed M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will inflate our power to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to seize. Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to synergize virally than to reinvent efficiently. We will inflate our capability to generate without lessening our capacity to cultivate. Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? We often drive strategic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think viral. Think killer. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky social-network-based, viral reporting and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. Think super-robust.