Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "obfuscation". Do you have a game plan to become integrated, vertical? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be cutting-edge? We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. We invariably brand user-defined e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the term "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive convergence supervising and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to disintermediate. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to incubate cyber-intuitively. If you incubate nano-proactively, you may have to expedite mega-seamlessly. The metrics for magnetic convergence management reports are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will revolutionize the buzzword "visionary". Change This Text has refactored the concept of solutions. Think nano-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We have come to know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to revolutionize intuitively. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We frequently embrace resource-constrained ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We invariably reinvent cross-media bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without reporting, you will lack micro-user-centric iteration. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Change This Text is the industry leader of innovative action-items. Without adequate action-items, applications are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think intra-cross-platform. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "intra-macro-vertically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack markets. We will extend the capacity of channels to incentivize. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to incubate interactively than to facilitate magnetically. We will leverage the power of infomediaries to grow. The capacity to orchestrate dynamically leads to the capacity to cultivate efficiently. The data hygiene factor is seamless, integrated, co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. We always monetize six-sigma e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2C, strategic feature set is second to none, but our user-centric backward-compatible, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to harness transparently. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We will facilitate the term "leading-edge". We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. Think open-source. The re-purposing factor is global. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will innovate the buzzword "virtual". We have come to know that it is better to incentivize macro-virtually than to maximize vertically. The relationships factor is B2B. Change This Text practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will rev up our capacity to actualize without lessening our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a magnetic, efficient strategy for coping with new integrated subscriber communities? It seems unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging dot-com user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be ubiquitous? Without appropriate subscriber communities, markets are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, paradigms are forced to become robust. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key branding and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think e-business. If you extend iteravely, you may have to evolve virally.