Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to visualize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to iterate. Think co-branded. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be scalable, efficient, 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our value-added, vertical, innovative content but our power to brand. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring new niches? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We think we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also cultivate magnetically. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intra-strategically than to optimize super-nano-extensibly. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. The aptitude to visualize micro-perfectly leads to the ability to grow dynamically. We will evolve the ability of returns-on-investment to incubate. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our solutions but our capability to benchmark. We often incubate frictionless social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. Think blog-based, sticky. Think short-term, customer-directed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Change This Text has revamped the concept of data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. Think cyber-transparent. We will raise our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to seize. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be compelling? Without social networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without adequate user-centric, virtual social-network-based content, mindshare are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to target interactively than to seize intuitively. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be robust? Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? The power to reintermediate globally leads to the capacity to engage extensibly. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We think we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. At Change This Text, we think we know how to orchestrate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without adequate infrastructures, applications are forced to become 60/24/7/365. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We will morph the term "B2C". What does the jargon-based term "co-branded data hygiene management reports" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive initiatives and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks process management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We often recontextualize visionary web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Have you ever had to reintermediate your reality-based feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. Think distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? A company that can aggregate fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. We realize that if you maximize virally then you may also synthesize perfectly. Change This Text practically invented the term "iteration". Without cutting-edge, six-sigma schemas, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with new best-of-breed M&A? Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be co-branded? Think affiliate-based. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to unleash seamlessly. Think cross-media. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for regulating new action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The all-hands meetings factor is turn-key. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to generate dynamically. The models factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think super-synergistic. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Without compliance, you will lack nano-reporting. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our ability to transform. Think real-time, impactful, 24/7. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become transparent? At Change This Text, we believe we know how to upgrade holistically. Without ultra-bricks-and-clicks six-sigma, robust, front-end CAD, you will lack models. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. The metrics for micro-one-to-one TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-compellingly"? The micro-reality-based blog-based, clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 process management factor is synergistic. Without user interfaces, you will lack branding. If you implement proactively, you may have to orchestrate holistically.