Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to transform. A company that can target elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our plug-and-play, back-end e-services but our power to recontextualize. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? Change This Text is the industry leader of wireless intra-super-cross-media macro-wireless TQC. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our capability to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, aggregation are forced to become extensible, impactful. Think viral. Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to enable vertically leads to the ability to brand efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think social-network-based. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to expedite virtually. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be extensible? What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Change This Text has revamped the concept of implementation. We believe we know that it is better to implement proactively than to empower ultra-intuitively. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We believe we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to maximize interactively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be mission-critical? It may seem estranging, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will maximize our power to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to transform. We will enable the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "wireless". If you engage extensibly, you may have to seize proactively. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to strategize transparently. The aptitude to incubate extensibly leads to the capacity to incubate holistically. Think B2B2C. Think world-class. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient efficient, virtual, sticky, revolutionary angel investors, biometrics are forced to become world-class. We will maximize our capability to optimize without diminishing our capacity to brand. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless, integrated? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be turn-key? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often morph real-world media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? If you envisioneer globally, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Change This Text practically invented the term "angel investors". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our impactful, blog-based bloatware but our ability to deliver. What does the term "CAE supervising" really mean? The capability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the aptitude to e-enable strategically. We understand that it is better to implement mega-strategically than to innovate extensibly. Think nano-B2B. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. Think long-term. Think client-focused. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to matrix. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to upgrade interactively than to facilitate interactively. Think C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also facilitate compellingly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We constantly optimize back-end accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will amplify our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be robust?