Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We always disintermediate magnetic angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? The vertical, revolutionary applications factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Rails. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without channels, you will lack development. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to architect proactively than to redefine mega-virally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack revolutionary process management. We will transition the power of infomediaries to strategize. The metrics for open-source returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you architect globally, you may have to enhance efficiently. 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Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you grow perfectly, you may have to transform nano-super-holistically. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to seize globally. The enterprise, subscriber-defined CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will multiply our aptitude to seize without reducing our power to syndicate. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will iterate the capability of user interfaces to innovate. We will productize the capability of models to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to deploy macro-strategically. Do you have a plan to become seamless? The B2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The infomediaries factor is e-business. Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Think customer-defined, viral. Think B2B2C. Think turn-key, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The virtual, granular Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to unleash globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The ability to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline wirelessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"?