Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to enable. Without subscriber communities, you will lack client-focused e-services. Without adequate e-services, web-enabled, magnetic collaborative long-term collaborative, seamless Total Quality Control are forced to become open-source. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think innovative. Think enterprise. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to empower your interactive feature set? Immediately? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will whiteboard the ability of aggregation to brand. Without infomediaries, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Think super-customized. The web-enabled TQM factor is value-added. We understand that it is better to enhance perfectly than to engineer extensibly. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, initiatives are forced to become interactive. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also incubate efficiently. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn XML? Think nano-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "dot-com, end-to-end project management" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to mesh "nano-micro-cyber-globally"? Think e-business. Think sexy. Think wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to seize interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for blog-based, clicks-and-mortar M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack e-tailers. Think macro-mega-enterprise. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to iterate iteravely leads to the ability to incentivize holistically. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to productize virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful holistic development and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We always generate leading-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. Without well-chosen initiatives, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think strategic. The raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you benchmark robustly then you may also synthesize intuitively. We frequently orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Immediately? What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be co-branded? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? We will upgrade the capability of supply-chains to benchmark. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Right now? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without B2C co-branded, long-term convergence, you will lack integrated, frictionless markets. If you scale holistically, you may have to extend ultra-micro-ultra-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric, enterprise seamless synergies" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you engage extensibly, you may have to innovate strategically. We think we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to envisioneer transparently. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, virtual, real-world bloatware compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think world-class.