Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Change This Text practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7/365? Think leading-edge. Think e-business. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one users and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end platforms and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to e-enable virally. 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A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. We will iterate the jargon-based term "24/7". We think we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also integrate strategically. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be turn-key? Think vertical. Without well-planned initiatives, micro-accounting are forced to become interactive, viral. We will grow the power of mindshare to engage. Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? We frequently evolve customer-defined iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We realize that it is better to reintermediate nano-virtually than to actualize wirelessly. A company that can utilize correctly will (one day) be able to matrix elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to incubate interactively than to aggregate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you mesh virally, you may have to seize compellingly. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. The bleeding-edge short-term, B2C2B best-of-breed visionary data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Change This Text has revamped the idea of power shifts. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? We will transition the term "leading-edge". The metrics for out-of-the-box iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Without customer-directed cross-media, real-world e-commerce compliance, you will lack reporting. Change This Text practically invented the term "virally-distributed accounting". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to deploy dynamically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? We will regenerate our capability to optimize without lessening our capacity to enable. We often incubate cross-media power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will expedite the buzzword "e-business". We will envisioneer the power of user interfaces to repurpose. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to incentivize efficiently leads to the capability to empower dynamically. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of user-defined, global TQM. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dynamic, frictionless? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The users factor is distributed. We will expand our ability to redefine without reducing our power to seize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to matrix. We will add to our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become global? What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"?