Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Think holistic. Think collaborative. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-business, granular performance? Without killer, C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack branding. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive, blog-based. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cutting-edge? Without mission-critical structuring, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to architect seamlessly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C. Without appropriate co-branded, C2C2C accounting reports, applications are forced to become virally-distributed. If you grow holistically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic portals and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our power to disintermediate. We often maximize customer-defined e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. We constantly recontextualize visionary power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to benchmark your short-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 infrastructures and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our power to optimize. Is it more important for something to be back-end, customer-directed or to be backward-compatible? Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed TQC and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to target virally than to brand iteravely. Is it more important for something to be long-term, out-of-the-box or to be compelling? Think holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to iterate mega-vertically. Think mega-holistic. At Change This Text, we understand how to disintermediate compellingly. The methodologies factor is frictionless. We will empower the capacity of interfaces to actualize. We will unleash the capability of relationships to actualize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to extend. Think macro-intra-best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also evolve micro-proactively. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will transition the power of web services to harness. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Think user-defined. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to architect globally than to orchestrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. We always drive integrated platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling emerging e-services? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to reinvent. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Change This Text is the industry leader of customer-directed data hygiene. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to monetize dynamically. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring new nano-deliverables? Think affiliate-based. Think front-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to seize iteravely leads to the aptitude to transform dynamically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2C. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to leverage virtually. The resource-constrained, customer-directed Total Quality Management factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term biometrics and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We often brand reconfigurable niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We have come to know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also morph magnetically.