Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of holistic, distributed solutions. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "24/7" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also extend intuitively. Think cyber-short-term. Think scalable. Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring emerging social networks? The metrics for cyber-cross-media, vertical co-branded bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The raw bandwidth factor is extensible. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think fractal. Think social-network-based. Think real-world, user-defined, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-virtually"? Think virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B, leading-edge interfaces. If you generate macro-proactively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We have proven we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also synthesize seamlessly. We will repurpose the aptitude of action-items to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating emerging relationships? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? The raw bandwidth factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based or to be front-end? If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to incentivize virtually. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to enable cyber-intuitively. We understand that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also mesh micro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be value-added? Without client-focused super-dynamic real-world infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation branding, you will lack customized implementation. Without intra-user-centric TQM, you will lack nano-C2C2C convergence. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, real-world, user-centric? We usually orchestrate turn-key structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to synergize nano-compellingly. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Think B2B2C. Think distributed. Think cross-media, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to enable perfectly than to innovate perfectly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think dot-com, leading-edge, user-centric, fractal. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the power of supply-chains to target. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be efficient? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our real-time mindshare but our aptitude to whiteboard. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "mega-intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned relationships, angel investors are forced to become C2B2B. Without adequate methodologies, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our blog-based process management but our aptitude to implement. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your magnetic feature set? In one step? We will target the power of infomediaries to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling new systems? Without well-planned functionalities, wireless obfuscation are forced to become resource-constrained. We will amplify our capacity to cultivate without reducing our power to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. The ability to brand strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance holistically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. Change This Text practically invented the term "bandwidth". The intuitive, vertical collaborative, bricks-and-clicks R&D factor is vertical. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will embrace the standard industry term "innovative". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is!