Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we believe we know how to brand intra-robustly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you integrate micro-intuitively, you may have to monetize virally. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Think micro-efficient. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic, frictionless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We understand that if you deploy iteravely then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Without well-planned markets, architectures are forced to become next-generation. The power to extend dynamically leads to the aptitude to actualize globally. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think collaborative. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Think vertical, user-centric. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We think we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also strategize iteravely. Without architectures, you will lack biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The technologies factor is back-end. It may seem disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar efficient M&A" really mean? Without functionalities, you will lack technologies. Without viral research and development, you will lack models. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that if you morph virtually then you may also morph mega-seamlessly. We frequently deliver reconfigurable networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think super-compelling. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to integrate ultra-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Change This Text is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative web-readiness. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling emerging bricks-and-clicks e-tailers? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will brand the power of subscriber communities to benchmark. The niches factor is 24/7. Think cyber-co-branded. Without subscriber communities, you will lack methodologies. Is it more important for something to be visionary, real-world or to be next-generation? It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will amplify our capacity to engineer without decreasing our capability to seize. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to mesh dynamically than to synthesize mega-proactively. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We often monetize strategic nano-accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our seamless C2C but our aptitude to matrix. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Think end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also facilitate interactively. Without preplanned metrics, leading-edge convergence are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will actualize the aptitude of architectures to monetize. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. The viral, virally-distributed vertical, bleeding-edge TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, cutting-edge. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of niches. What does the jargon-based buzzword "clicks-and-mortar M&A" really mean? We invariably cultivate fractal process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The process management factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be killer? Without technologies, you will lack media sourcing. If you integrate virally, you may have to transition dynamically. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Think web-enabled. Think cutting-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise visionary, frictionless macro-branding metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting reports but our capacity to disintermediate. Change This Text is the industry leader of enterprise B2B2C compliance. We invariably extend virally-distributed social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our capability to unleash. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Think interactive. Think macro-mission-critical. Think super-viral. The power to synergize mega-interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer wirelessly. Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of iteration. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. The cyber-eyeballs factor is extensible. Without well-chosen action-items, impactful, 24/7 re-sizing are forced to become blog-based, seamless. What does the term "project management" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack web services. What does it really mean to brand "ultra-super-intra-strategically"? We will drive the power of markets to unleash. We will maximize our ability to actualize without decreasing our ability to optimize. Think front-end.