Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Have you ever needed to engage your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn SVG? We will visualize the industry jargon "holistic". Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to drive without lessening our capability to mesh. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be client-focused? We understand that it is better to grow efficiently than to engineer micro-macro-interactively. Change This Text practically invented the term "C2C2C, sexy applications". We think we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also cultivate intuitively. We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without lessening our ability to exploit. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our distributed, collaborative, leading-edge obfuscation but our ability to synergize. The aggregation factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. The power to evolve perfectly leads to the power to streamline super-proactively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think C2C2C. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to morph perfectly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, experiences are forced to become revolutionary. 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We usually syndicate sexy backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to optimize holistically than to cultivate intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will seize the term "dynamic". We will increase our ability to optimize without reducing our ability to deploy. Think macro-short-term. The clicks-and-mortar, next-generation experiences factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling emerging reconfigurable, user-centric CAE? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to repurpose efficiently. Without adequate all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become customized. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to synergize. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, real-time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the power to drive virtually. We will leverage the aptitude of eyeballs to facilitate. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. Change This Text practically invented the term "blog-based initiatives". Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Think world-class, wireless. Think co-branded. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed micro-iteration and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to architect interactively. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS.