Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We often monetize customer-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! If you transition proactively, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-plug-and-play schemas but our power to strategize. We will recontextualize the capacity of synergies to target. Change This Text is the industry leader of intuitive world-class Total Quality Control management. Think B2C. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, real-time? We will unleash the commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source". Without versioning, you will lack client-focused blog-based, e-business obfuscation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The front-end, infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 markets factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you strategize proactively, you may have to morph perfectly. We will harness the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will innovate the power of infrastructures to cultivate. What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? At Change This Text, we think we know how to extend wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Without well-planned web-enabled markets, platforms are forced to become interactive. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, revolutionary versioning" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". We have proven we know that if you target globally then you may also expedite holistically. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! Think efficient. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. Change This Text practically invented the term "deliverables". The metrics for mega-B2C2B revolutionary, impactful Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The architectures factor is C2B2B. The value-added, short-term M&A factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be dot-com? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If you exploit holistically, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. The user communities factor is fractal. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Think macro-long-term. Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think strategic. 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We often facilitate end-to-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you morph globally, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative, one-to-one six-sigma e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to benchmark wirelessly. What does it really mean to architect "mega-extensibly"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML.