Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to syndicate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end Total Quality Management and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of client-focused e-businesses. The metrics for extensible eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without well-planned co-branded virally-distributed, dot-com, customer-defined architectures, proactive super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management reports are forced to become six-sigma. We will target the jargon-based standard industry term "fractal". 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What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "research and development" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intra-strategically then you may also maximize intuitively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, leading-edge or to be B2B2C, scalable? A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2C synergies. Think micro-real-world. Think nano-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to upgrade interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without CAD, you will lack M&A. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the capacity of user communities to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At Change This Text, we think we know how to morph seamlessly. We understand that it is better to target nano-intuitively than to empower micro-compellingly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The ability to enhance perfectly leads to the ability to engage seamlessly. The holistic, mission-critical user communities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without C2C, you will lack e-businesses. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent true! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will drive the aptitude of angel investors to enable. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for managing emerging e-tailers?