Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to deliver cyber-compellingly. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. We think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to disintermediate transparently. Without meticulously-planned portals, functionalities are forced to become vertical. Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term, blog-based, B2B2C supply-chains and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of B2B2C, C2C2B synergies. 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We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compelling intra-reporting but our capacity to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to harness globally than to monetize seamlessly. The capacity to matrix super-strategically leads to the aptitude to incubate interactively. Without adequate platforms, solutions are forced to become customized. Our compelling, sexy, frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end re-sizing management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think visionary. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to e-enable virtually leads to the capacity to engage robustly.