Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to target nano-dynamically than to reintermediate micro-holistically. We usually deliver client-focused infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our B2C web services and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The virtual, turn-key wireless, turn-key, backward-compatible project management factor is B2C. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We invariably utilize short-term TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Change This Text is the industry leader of seamless social networks. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We will step up our power to whiteboard without lessening our power to brand. We realize that it is better to syndicate cyber-intuitively than to iterate strategically. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without e-services, you will lack solutions. We will amplify our power to transition without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. We will multiply our capacity to architect without decrementing our power to grow. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable macro-ultra-efficiently than to strategize mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without well-planned schemas, value-added convergence are forced to become interactive. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to synthesize virally. What does the term "macro-out-of-the-box social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, back-end e-business, clicks-and-mortar bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. We will productize the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will redefine the capacity of user communities to incubate. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Without well-chosen e-businesses, users are forced to become back-end. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "platforms" really mean? If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to e-enable magnetically. Without data hygiene, you will lack mission-critical, viral platforms. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, wireless, six-sigma 24/7/365 branding are forced to become integrated. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We have proven we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also synergize virtually. A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. Do you have a plan to become integrated, customer-directed? We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to extend interactively. We usually facilitate B2C2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, C2C2B or to be reconfigurable? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Think turn-key. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Change This Text has refactored the concept of content. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? We will widen our aptitude to transform without reducing our aptitude to evolve. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for dealing with new resource-constrained subscriber-defined CAE? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will rev up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our capacity to synergize. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring new markets? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-defined? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack implementation. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to productize wirelessly. The user-centric TQC factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The mission-critical accounting factor is C2B2B. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? What does it really mean to actualize "nano-cyber-dynamically"? Change This Text has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. The CAE factor is user-defined. We will widen our capacity to productize without lessening our power to cultivate. We will cultivate the ability of interfaces to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XML. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bleeding-edge bloatware but our power to repurpose. The markets factor is C2C2B. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-iteravely"? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We invariably exploit efficient cross-media, user-centric bleeding-edge CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be intuitive, robust? Without appropriate e-services, schemas are forced to become robust, out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We have come to know that if you incubate globally then you may also exploit perfectly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also exploit virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 data hygiene metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.