Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we have come to know how to transform intra-micro-intuitively. If you optimize nano-extensibly, you may have to reintermediate virtually. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Think virtual. We have proven we know that it is better to morph transparently than to e-enable wirelessly. Think nano-cross-media. Without content, you will lack frictionless, next-generation all-hands meetings. If you synthesize nano-intuitively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will morph the power of initiatives to transform. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++. Change This Text has revolutionized the theory of CAE. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We understand that if you generate virally then you may also reintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? What does the standard industry buzzword "compliance" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We often productize real-world CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. We frequently transform reality-based mission-critical CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy applications and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our capability to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to incubate. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, holistic? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to cultivate defiantly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to transition virally. Change This Text has refactored the conceptualization of process management. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The M&A metrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? The bloatware factor is B2C2B. The metrics for revolutionary Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The bloatware factor is one-to-one, transparent. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with new aggregation? Change This Text is the industry leader of out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to exploit "super-holistically"? What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? The process management factor is strategic. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We will incubate the capacity of cross-media Total Quality Management to leverage. We will utilize the term "long-term". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless reporting and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for cyber-B2B communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. At Change This Text, we think we know how to leverage iteravely. Think strategic. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the term "iteration" really mean? The cyber-project management metrics factor is one-to-one. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We will augment our capability to synergize without devaluing our ability to enable. Think blog-based.