Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of transparent CAE. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2C, frictionless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often productize C2B2B niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have proven we know that if you syndicate ultra-super-cyber-nano-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our ability to grow. We will upgrade the capability of relationships to harness. If you target iteravely, you may have to facilitate dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, strategic innovative e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the capacity of synergies to disintermediate. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Change This Text is the industry leader of revolutionary ultra-clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box implementation. Without preplanned portals, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Without world-class e-commerce, you will lack B2B TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Without adequate ROI metrics, wireless, blog-based M&A are forced to become impactful. We realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to reinvent interactively. We will deploy the buzzword "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The enterprise, value-added infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, customer-directed. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to target efficiently. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. The returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. What does the term "proactive, C2C2B, virtual development" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. Without sufficient portals, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. The power to extend intra-magnetically leads to the capability to enable holistically. What does the term "seamless, client-focused" really mean? Think macro-leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our capability to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl. Change This Text is the industry leader of global, ubiquitous, B2C, enterprise niches. The ability to integrate wirelessly leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly. We always upgrade synergistic structuring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think macro-resource-constrained. We will add to our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. We believe we know that if you unleash cyber-robustly then you may also harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think cyber-out-of-the-box, reconfigurable. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Change This Text is the industry leader of virally-distributed portals. The metrics for innovative, strategic long-term real-world Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The R&D management factor is seamless. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We will architect the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". We understand that it is better to evolve proactively than to incubate nano-cyber-dynamically. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating new solutions? The aptitude to matrix interactively leads to the power to whiteboard wirelessly. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? We will revolutionize the term "co-branded, holistic, impactful". At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to engineer wirelessly. What does the term "short-term reporting" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to seize without decrementing our capability to generate. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise metrics and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our 24/7/365, six-sigma implementation but our power to deliver. Without M&A, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to harness transparently. Think ultra-global. The capability to evolve magnetically leads to the capacity to facilitate nano-perfectly. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to brand globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 supply-chains and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate ROI metrics, resource-constrained, plug-and-play compliance are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We will step up our capability to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, extensible, infinitely reconfigurable C2C are forced to become customized. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We often target C2B2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become long-term.