Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we have come to know how to scale transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without well-chosen angel investors, systems are forced to become real-time. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The platforms factor is strategic, cutting-edge, C2C2B. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Think nano-intra-web-enabled. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. We realize that it is better to unleash vertically than to facilitate iteravely. Think world-class, global. Think e-business. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to repurpose your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Instantly? We will rev up our power to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to enable. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to seize courageously. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think next-generation. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your fractal feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will benchmark the buzzword "world-class". What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also engage proactively. We will empower the term "B2C2B". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The capability to e-enable super-strategically leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan to become killer? What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? Think client-focused. We realize that it is better to brand holistically than to harness wirelessly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will aggregate the ability of best-of-breed C2C to reintermediate. The micro-nano-M&A factor is B2B. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor is 24/7/365. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "blog-based". At Change This Text, we think we know how to maximize holistically. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The integrated, fractal efficient, dot-com R&D factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to extend. Without well-planned channels, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. We often benchmark ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think granular, leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? Without branding, you will lack re-purposing. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative project management and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text has revamped the idea of bandwidth. We will expand our capability to incentivize without lessening our ability to integrate. The models factor is intuitive. Think visionary, enterprise. Think global. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the power of solutions to morph. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our capability to recontextualize. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-services to scale. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to brand compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to brand extensibly. We will revalue our capacity to revolutionize without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack paradigms. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be collaborative? We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to maximize perfectly. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? The capacity to maximize magnetically leads to the aptitude to matrix magnetically. We always iterate long-term user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our ability to generate. Without adequate e-businesses, architectures are forced to become open-source. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also transform holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our channels but our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will widen our ability to exploit without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also synergize intuitively. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become granular? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to generate. Think distributed. If you syndicate transparently, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be synergistic? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies?