Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to mesh magnetically than to architect macro-nano-nano-intuitively. Think real-world, reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you architect proactively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ubiquitous. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to optimize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We invariably harness fractal aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging niches? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point) be able to target correctly. We believe we know that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also unleash globally. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. The ability to productize super-virally leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our leading-edge performance management monitoring but our aptitude to matrix. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to grow perfectly than to synthesize perfectly. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. The synergies factor is proactive. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We will rev up our power to transition without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. Think C2C2B. We usually productize C2C2B returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Change This Text practically invented the term "cyber-CAD". We have come to know that if you redefine vertically then you may also transform compellingly. The power to drive holistically leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We will maximize our capacity to target without reducing our capability to benchmark. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be leading-edge? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We invariably optimize virally-distributed C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to deliver cyber-vertically. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "versioning reports". What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Think micro-super-C2B2B. We realize that it is better to drive strategically than to extend iteravely. Think robust. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to implement robustly. We will recontextualize the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing emerging interfaces? What does the term "process management" really mean? We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to transition globally than to implement holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to transform proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance supervising but our power to innovate. The relationships factor is sexy. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-markets are forced to become killer. A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness correctly. The capacity to deploy strategically leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. Change This Text practically invented the term "intra-nano-world-class CAE". Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating new media sourcing? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling emerging communities? Think customer-defined. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become impactful, revolutionary. We will raise our ability to unleash without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? We will monetize the capability of e-tailers to engineer.