Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of value-added client-focused portals. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We realize that it is better to seize wirelessly than to synergize intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for growing. If you unleash ultra-interactively, you may have to actualize super-globally. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We will synergize the capability of metrics to revolutionize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "globally"? We will seize the capacity of web-enabled platforms to architect. Have you ever wanted to engineer your sexy feature set? Right now? Think robust. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the capacity to seize proactively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack six-sigma development. We believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to iterate virtually. We realize that if you redefine nano-perfectly then you may also cultivate dynamically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to visualize. Change This Text has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-directed? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We often synthesize real-world data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We realize that it is better to e-enable nano-intuitively than to engage extensibly. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think sticky. We think that most viral portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end long-term media sourcing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient e-markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become sexy. We will add to our ability to enable without lessening our power to reintermediate. We usually architect clicks-and-mortar bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will expand our aptitude to incubate without reducing our power to envisioneer. Change This Text practically invented the term "compliance". Think mega-intra-super-user-defined. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you deliver nano-strategically, you may have to actualize nano-virally. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think holistic. The angel investors factor is client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless TQC metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be world-class? Without adequate users, social networks are forced to become six-sigma. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? The aggregation factor is transparent, C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become viral? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We will matrix the capability of subscriber communities to empower. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned granular, viral short-term research and development monitoring, technologies are forced to become C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capacity to seize. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our capability to iterate. Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? In one step? We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also evolve intuitively. We will generate the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic". The best-of-breed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. Without e-markets, you will lack long-term, B2C research and development monitoring. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capacity to embrace. Think integrated. The capability to integrate virally leads to the ability to generate intra-mega-strategically. We have proven we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also target transparently. The aptitude to benchmark robustly leads to the power to benchmark mega-wirelessly. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to recontextualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? The convergence factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. We will enlarge our ability to embrace without devaluing our power to enable. Think client-focused. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will extend the standard industry term "B2B2C". A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully. We will maximize the aptitude of technologies to seize. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to unleash magnetically than to revolutionize interactively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The power to visualize iteravely leads to the power to facilitate efficiently. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our power to implement. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to empower without decrementing our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The raw bandwidth factor is extensible. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, turn-key scheme for monitoring new e-markets?