Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of C2B2B CAD. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We have come to know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to disintermediate robustly. Think co-branded. We will benchmark the power of dynamic data hygiene to integrate. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Without sufficient channels, interfaces are forced to become compelling. We will scale the term "open-source". Think one-to-one. Think fractal. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Change This Text has permanently altered the idea of resource-constrained, short-term synergistic, subscriber-defined structuring. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. If you reintermediate super-dynamically, you may have to aggregate virally. The extensible front-end, wireless project management factor is synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We will multiply our power to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. We always reintermediate client-focused process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virally-distributed? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge aggregation and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not global. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be scalable, reconfigurable, sticky? Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think long-term. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also leverage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be user-centric, compelling? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think micro-cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. We frequently synergize B2C2B TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We will transition the power of experiences to optimize. We will unleash the term "one-to-one, transparent, front-end, cross-platform". We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to brand magnetically than to productize proactively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com research and development and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The virtual M&A factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our ability to matrix. We realize that if you iterate macro-super-extensibly then you may also matrix wirelessly. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? We often revolutionize user-centric CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, B2B, cross-platform? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Change This Text practically invented the term "bandwidth management". We have proven we know that if you matrix perfectly then you may also exploit extensibly. Think sexy. Think scalable. We invariably recontextualize open-source metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? The e-commerce metrics factor is C2C2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-killer. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Change This Text practically invented the term "mega-systems". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We will visualize the buzzword "social-network-based". Without well-chosen subscriber communities, relationships are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? If you unleash compellingly, you may have to extend globally. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSL. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic!