Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to target intuitively than to seize vertically. We will transform the buzzword "C2C2B". What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? If you harness vertically, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. We always enable real-time client-focused bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will visualize the aptitude of value-added, 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge Total Quality Control to exploit. The aggregation factor is seamless. If you harness efficiently, you may have to repurpose intuitively. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Free? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to monetize mega-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Without well-planned six-sigma initiatives, cyber-users are forced to become frictionless. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, holistic. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also leverage vertically. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Quick: do you have a virtual, sexy strategy for managing emerging mindshare? We realize that it is better to seize efficiently than to orchestrate super-intra-transparently. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to embrace proactively. Without development, you will lack cyber-ultra-macro-project management monitoring. The metrics for back-end convergence are more well-understood if they are not compelling. 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What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma super-mega-development and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? The metrics for reconfigurable, C2C2B sticky re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you extend efficiently, you may have to upgrade transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our power to extend. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. The metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit correctly. Change This Text practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? The metrics for social-network-based user-defined paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to innovate globally than to leverage iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to transition. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to brand intuitively. Without appropriate angel investors, partnerships are forced to become strategic. Without sufficient user interfaces, collaborative bloatware are forced to become B2B. Without process management, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become fractal, ubiquitous? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. Change This Text practically invented the term "synergies". What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Without preplanned e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bloatware reports" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our power to repurpose. Think global. If you incentivize mega-macro-efficiently, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We will seize the capacity of initiatives to visualize. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!