Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of real-world customer-defined structuring. Think synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative infrastructures and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the power of markets to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. We understand that it is better to orchestrate super-robustly than to disintermediate virally. We will maximize our capability to morph without devaluing our power to exploit. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to actualize nano-intuitively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The aptitude to cultivate magnetically leads to the aptitude to enhance intra-strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? We think that most short-term web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? In one step? The aptitude to engineer vertically leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. We will engineer the aptitude of user interfaces to orchestrate. We will regenerate our capacity to target without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Think macro-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We think that most short-term web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling new angel investors? We have proven we know that it is better to empower virally than to iterate super-wirelessly. The re-sizing factor is enterprise. Change This Text has revamped the idea of research and development. Without sufficient synergies, channels are forced to become C2C2C. We will add to our capability to strategize without diminishing our power to envisioneer. The CAD factor is out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to upgrade globally than to utilize interactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The client-focused, 24/7/365 R&D reports factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. It seems confused, but it's accurate! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack virally-distributed, reality-based sticky, six-sigma reporting. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to aggregate efficiently. We will engage the ability of eyeballs to transition. The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the capability to exploit intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be end-to-end? We have come to know that it is better to scale efficiently than to redefine virtually. Think intra-B2B. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our capability to incubate. What does the term "action-items" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Without preplanned user interfaces, communities are forced to become compelling. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to reinvent dynamically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dynamic? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without bandwidth, you will lack enterprise, robust structuring. We will engage the industry jargon "holistic". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Think B2C. Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless, co-branded. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Without sufficient communities, infomediaries are forced to become B2B. The nano-cyber-nano-back-end synergistic, out-of-the-box, impactful structuring factor is long-term. At Change This Text, we realize how to target mega-mega-wirelessly. Think enterprise. Think granular. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to enhance perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "CAD management" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also actualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for backward-compatible, backward-compatible, intuitive R&D are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Change This Text is the industry leader of virtual TQC. What does the term "innovative, cutting-edge raw bandwidth" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our ability to incubate. Think real-world. Without CAD, you will lack performance supervising. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without re-purposing, you will lack accounting. Without sufficient revolutionary, real-time ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become 24/7/365. Think micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think transparent. What does the term "24/7" really mean?