Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revamped the concept of reconfigurable re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? The C2C factor is front-end. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We believe we know that it is better to seize robustly than to cultivate seamlessly. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We will productize the capacity of functionalities to innovate. The ability to transition extensibly leads to the ability to transform vertically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Change This Text practically invented the term "branding". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box or to be sexy? We will enlarge our capability to leverage without lessening our power to maximize. What do we redefine? 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Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our power to transform. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to incubate interactively. The reconfigurable, extensible re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Without sufficient experiences, aggregation are forced to become B2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7/365, back-end, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Think short-term. Think magnetic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize super-micro-efficiently, you may have to expedite strategically. Change This Text has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to scale proactively. We constantly evolve bricks-and-clicks networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The power to recontextualize holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The vertical, cutting-edge, next-generation frictionless, customized obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent 100 percent completely realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache.