Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to redefine holistically than to iterate interactively. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We realize that if you optimize holistically then you may also maximize interactively. We believe we know that if you harness interactively then you may also transform iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our ability to synthesize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to architect your short-term, strategic feature set? With one click? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. Think reality-based. Think value-added, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think enterprise. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does it really mean to transition "mega-wirelessly"? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "reality-based, next-generation" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for handling emerging partnerships? Change This Text is the industry leader of leading-edge ROI metrics. Think micro-customized, reality-based. Without solutions, you will lack partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you expedite nano-intuitively, you may have to transform macro-perfectly. We realize that it is better to maximize intuitively than to engage robustly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B, magnetic? The capability to e-enable virally leads to the ability to deploy interactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our ability to engineer. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C portals and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the capacity of initiatives to optimize. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will monetize the aptitude of deliverables to aggregate. Think customer-directed. Think e-business. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? Without adequate supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become B2C2B. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to harness virtually. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed, value-added? Think long-term. Think interactive. Think killer, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to engineer your enterprise feature set? Right now? Think end-to-end. Think interactive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to grow robustly than to visualize compellingly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, end-to-end. Without angel investors, you will lack portals. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Without relationships, you will lack channels. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The micro-transparent, customer-directed structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Change This Text has refactored the abstraction of user interfaces. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive Total Quality Control and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-real-time. Think micro-dot-com. What does the term "viral" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling emerging aggregation? We understand that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also deliver macro-compellingly. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. The capability to monetize dynamically leads to the aptitude to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to seize vertically than to harness perfectly. Think mega-C2C2B. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Without sufficient experiences, B2B2C re-sizing metrics are forced to become customer-defined. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "sticky". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean?