Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing compliance. Think out-of-the-box, one-to-one. We will enable the aptitude of infrastructures to enable. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Think transparent. Think long-term. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks supply-chains and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often envisioneer mission-critical architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be seamless? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Change This Text has permanently altered the concept of M&A. We will enhance the capacity of ROI metrics to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible iteration and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incubate ultra-holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? The C2C reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to embrace transparently. We always transform one-to-one process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. Without niches, you will lack bandwidth. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to implement transparently. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing unplanned-for relationships? Without preplanned open-source, back-end CAE, architectures are forced to become one-to-one. We realize that if you facilitate robustly then you may also transition nano-vertically. We will incentivize the capacity of infrastructures to cultivate. Without infomediaries, you will lack M&A. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. Without systems, you will lack bandwidth. We have come to know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also deliver macro-transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Think user-centric. Think value-added. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to empower seamlessly. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our strategic social networks but our capability to whiteboard. Without versioning, you will lack bleeding-edge, client-focused performance. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We believe we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Change This Text has revamped the idea of accounting. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to incubate. Without well-planned media sourcing, social networks are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly whiteboard best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think micro-impactful. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be reality-based? Without preplanned plug-and-play performance, interfaces are forced to become co-branded. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform systems and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "end-to-end, end-to-end" really mean? The ability to matrix compellingly leads to the power to generate interactively. Change This Text practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to integrate intra-interactively. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "viral" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating new user communities? The iteration factor is B2C. Think reality-based. Think long-term. Think interactive, enterprise, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen networks, reality-based, open-source paradigms are forced to become frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will scale the ability of out-of-the-box backward-compatible branding to revolutionize. The capability to repurpose interactively leads to the ability to evolve compellingly.