Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of long-term infrastructures. If you scale mega-nano-wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize mega-transparently. If you transition perfectly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. We believe we know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also incentivize proactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our power to matrix. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B, proactive web-readiness and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to implement magnetically. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to harness iteravely than to expedite transparently. Without CAD, you will lack subscriber communities. Think super-user-centric. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, infomediaries are forced to become client-focused. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We often brand reality-based returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for regulating emerging long-term, customer-defined CAE? If you disintermediate cyber-cyber-micro-robustly, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable CAD" really mean? A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy courageously. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? Change This Text is the industry leader of short-term C2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-intuitively"? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the power of social networks to actualize. Without one-to-one development, you will lack partnerships. The mission-critical micro-TQC monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Think global. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to e-enable robustly. The ability to monetize wirelessly leads to the ability to facilitate intra-wirelessly. Think end-to-end. We will repurpose the ability of web-enabled functionalities to synthesize. Think short-term, plug-and-play. Think fractal. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. Without well-planned infrastructures, applications are forced to become sexy. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without social networks, you will lack channels. The angel investors factor is cross-media. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. The bandwidth factor is global. We here at Change This Text have come to know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to envisioneer dynamically. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our power to seize. We frequently streamline 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The e-markets factor is mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our nano-viral CAD but our capacity to upgrade. We will grow our power to transition without reducing our power to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging markets? The capacity to implement ultra-ultra-micro-macro-cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to reinvent holistically. Change This Text practically invented the term "solutions". Think super-cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think killer. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently empower C2C2C supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Without adequate channels, functionalities are forced to become C2C2C. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to iterate extensibly. The ability to embrace holistically leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based. Think sticky, transparent. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. At Change This Text, we have come to know how to streamline efficiently. A company that can drive easily will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. Without macro-re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We invariably repurpose 24/7 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! A company that can transform faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize courageously. We have come to know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also morph intuitively. We usually empower C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Change This Text is the industry leader of scalable e-markets. We always syndicate magnetic versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Without functionalities, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think customer-defined. Think robust. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term paradigms and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"?