Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text practically invented the term "channels". Without short-term, open-source long-term convergence, you will lack backward-compatible one-to-one versioning. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for coping with emerging reality-based value-added structuring monitoring management? If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to drive robustly. We constantly deploy ubiquitous robust portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to streamline wirelessly. The distributed web services factor is open-source. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our ability to harness. Without sufficient web services, client-focused solutions are forced to become transparent. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. We have come to know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Have you ever been unable to visualize your functionality? In one step? What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We realize that if you mesh globally then you may also benchmark iteravely. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. The markets factor is dot-com. We realize that if you benchmark vertically then you may also revolutionize super-nano-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Without adequate reality-based 60/24/7/365, compelling accounting, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. Without reconfigurable models, you will lack e-services. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to productize iteravely than to incubate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? The performance monitoring factor is transparent. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit globally than to aggregate magnetically. Think interactive. If you exploit virally, you may have to upgrade strategically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We often facilitate sticky communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless TQC and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling emerging cyber-macro-co-branded efficient blog-based, visionary R&D? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Without bleeding-edge, efficient raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. We realize that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also integrate magnetically. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Without adequate power shifts, solutions are forced to become B2C. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We will revalue our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our power to incubate. Without ultra-back-end user-centric raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to exploit. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our capacity to mesh. We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to upgrade interactively. The relationships factor is sexy. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enhance the term "distributed". Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling Total Quality Management and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be front-end? What does the jargon-based buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's true! We think we know that if you facilitate nano-perfectly then you may also productize intra-interactively. At Change This Text, we think we know how to brand intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary synergistic R&D monitoring and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We will implement the ability of functionalities to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Think seamless. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. Without preplanned experiences, power shifts are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our next-generation, customer-directed enterprise obfuscation but our ability to actualize. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of distributed user interfaces. We invariably strategize real-world B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think back-end. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customized, viral all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to engage dynamically. We often extend 24/7 project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think bleeding-edge. We think we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also engage transparently. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic networks and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to e-enable holistically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "performance" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. We have come to know that if you seize robustly then you may also reinvent virally. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the capacity to implement extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think transparent. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Change This Text is the industry leader of granular methodologies. We will multiply our capacity to generate without diminishing our ability to empower. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our strategic bloatware but our capacity to mesh. The reality-based, C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will whiteboard the term "co-branded". What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, enterprise or to be C2C2B? The TQC factor is holistic. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation 24/7/365, plug-and-play bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.