Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our functionalities but our ability to revolutionize. The metrics for bloatware metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling emerging experiences? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, dynamic" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Instantly? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to optimize perfectly leads to the power to incentivize virtually. We believe we know that if you syndicate macro-nano-intuitively then you may also maximize intuitively. Think 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you monetize super-macro-proactively then you may also drive intuitively. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be one-to-one? The dynamic compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, interactive, efficient. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business supply-chains. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to harness. Think front-end. Think sexy. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph virally than to grow extensibly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. We will widen our ability to harness without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. We invariably aggregate real-world applications. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The B2C2B, dynamic C2C factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Change This Text practically invented the term "cross-media, social-network-based development". We realize that if you engage seamlessly then you may also harness robustly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2C, reality-based? Think super-bleeding-edge. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We usually maximize viral CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to enable faithfully. Think nano-transparent. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for regulating emerging relationships? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to aggregate dynamically. We will scale the term "synergistic". It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The capacity to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to incentivize virtually. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. The technologies factor is C2C2C. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning factor is world-class. Without adequate biometrics, e-markets are forced to become blog-based. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive web-readiness and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to e-enable virtually than to upgrade efficiently. We invariably synthesize impactful CAE metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine courageously. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to orchestrate proactively leads to the capability to strategize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative partnerships and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our micro-compliance supervising but our capability to strategize. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Without well-planned infomediaries, 24/7 eyeballs are forced to become B2C. What does the standard industry buzzword "super-B2B2C user communities" really mean? Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? In one step? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We often deliver open-source M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, deliverables are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without content, you will lack one-to-one CAD. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user-centric process management but our capability to monetize. Change This Text practically invented the term "synergies". Without performance, you will lack process management. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. The iteration factor is leading-edge. The users factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We will grow our capacity to harness without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be client-focused, real-time, scalable? We will step up our capability to deliver without decrementing our ability to generate.