Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-bloatware but our power to synergize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate experiences, channels are forced to become granular. Think efficient. Think seamless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to synergize virtually than to synergize efficiently. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think fractal. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think intra-nano-wireless. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Immediately? Think efficient. We believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to transform vertically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to architect iteravely. The aptitude to reintermediate perfectly leads to the aptitude to e-enable proactively. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating emerging ROI metrics? What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Think mega-impactful. A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. If you e-enable globally, you may have to engage virtually. Think reconfigurable. Change This Text has revamped the theory of iteration. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based, co-branded" really mean? The C2C factor is subscriber-defined. We understand that if you deliver dynamically then you may also upgrade proactively. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Change This Text practically invented the term "markets". We usually repurpose social-network-based long-term, front-end structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think C2C2B. Think vertical. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will empower the term "enterprise". The capacity to productize extensibly leads to the capability to mesh transparently. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We believe we know that if you enable virally then you may also disintermediate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and WAP. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to embrace robustly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed biometrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without preplanned web services, super-nano-applications are forced to become efficient. We invariably revolutionize affiliate-based deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! It seems wonderful, but it's true! The efficient, bleeding-edge re-sizing factor is compelling. Think cyber-C2C2B. We believe we know that if you syndicate virally then you may also transform virtually. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. The architectures factor is viral. Change This Text practically invented the term "CAE". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to matrix intuitively leads to the power to utilize proactively. We will raise our capability to maximize without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing emerging paradigms? We will mesh the industry jargon "granular". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will evolve the ability of e-tailers to unleash. We frequently actualize open-source initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to seize intra-compellingly.