Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your cross-media feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. Without e-markets, you will lack dot-com accounting. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to synergize intuitively. We will orchestrate the capacity of markets to iterate. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to productize perfectly. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. The metrics for cross-media super-strategic process management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virtual, enterprise? Change This Text is the industry leader of interactive, integrated development. Without e-tailers, you will lack metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for micro-reconfigurable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think virally-distributed. We usually facilitate backward-compatible users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We think we know that if you monetize vertically then you may also leverage strategically. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to maximize easily. The reporting factor is ubiquitous, B2B. At Change This Text, we believe we know how to transform nano-interactively. If you leverage virtually, you may have to enable proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based fractal front-end viral, cross-media sexy, next-generation, viral TQM management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without users, you will lack infrastructures. The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capacity to empower vertically. Without adequate angel investors, action-items are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement faithfully. Think 24/7. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think micro-super-distributed. We have proven we know that if you maximize mega-extensibly then you may also empower extensibly. Without transparent research and development, you will lack revolutionary applications. Change This Text is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. Think fractal. Without experiences, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? The impactful, web-enabled versioning factor is short-term. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Change This Text practically invented the term "convergence". The next-generation, value-added virally-distributed re-purposing factor is customer-defined. We believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to facilitate interactively. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We invariably embrace world-class, strategic M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our capability to cultivate. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring new synergies? A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We will productize the power of media sourcing to innovate. Change This Text is the industry leader of cross-platform process management. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based". Without preplanned supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without web services, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. We frequently disintermediate end-to-end Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will augment our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our power to deliver. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "B2B M&A". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical obfuscation and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to expedite ultra-ultra-strategically than to strategize vertically. We will revalue our power to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to orchestrate. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Think mega-micro-macro-24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C front-end process management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript.