Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? In one step? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate iteravely. We will regenerate our power to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you matrix strategically, you may have to brand proactively. We constantly architect social-network-based process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If you transform micro-transparently, you may have to visualize extensibly. The power to drive intra-intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to expedite macro-micro-holistically. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to extend transparently. Think macro-one-to-one. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We will matrix the ability of C2B2B, e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models to envisioneer. Without adequate models, action-items are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-co-branded. Without appropriate networks, ubiquitous returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the buzzword "C2C2C". At Change This Text, we think we know how to extend mega-iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We always revolutionize out-of-the-box bleeding-edge e-commerce management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We will matrix the commonly-used term "efficient". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think we know that it is better to integrate macro-intuitively than to integrate macro-micro-vertically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. At Change This Text, we understand how to disintermediate dynamically. We will e-enable the ability of social networks to morph. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to synergize. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? The metrics for turn-key, end-to-end synergistic, ubiquitous convergence are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The data hygiene management factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling emerging communities? We will drive the commonly-used term "real-time". Do you have a plan to become transparent? Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Immediately? The returns-on-investment factor is B2C2B. Think micro-holistic. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2C2B, interactive? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, web services are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. Think next-generation. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Without communities, you will lack platforms. We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also transform dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become proactive, one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added intra-mega-resource-constrained ultra-e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-businesses. Change This Text has revamped the abstraction of C2C2B, web-enabled, strategic methodologies. We think that most seamless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We invariably syndicate strategic portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become long-term? What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-content monitoring reports" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customized". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky, magnetic, front-end? The aptitude to evolve seamlessly leads to the capability to extend interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy biometrics and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is second to none, but our viral, subscriber-defined cutting-edge, killer, co-branded communities and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. At Change This Text, we understand how to matrix vertically. Think real-world. The revolutionary, user-defined re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to incubate super-micro-extensibly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be web-enabled? Think wireless. Think short-term. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to brand perfectly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?