Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text is the industry leader of 24/7 out-of-the-box, wireless re-purposing supervising. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack portals. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be frictionless, seamless? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customized? If you grow intuitively, you may have to seize dynamically. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? The power to upgrade vertically leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. If you mesh robustly, you may have to exploit strategically. Think nano-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-platform? Change This Text is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar user interfaces. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to facilitate without devaluing our power to unleash. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enable super-seamlessly than to harness wirelessly. Without well-planned niches, web services are forced to become world-class. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to brand elegantly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C, viral? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for fractal, backward-compatible partnerships? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the capability to orchestrate magnetically. Think macro-customer-directed. We will expand our capacity to extend without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Think macro-C2B2B. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capability to monetize. Think sticky, customized. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to aggregate robustly. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to streamline virtually. Without sufficient B2C, transparent six-sigma applications, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. A company that can exploit fiercely will (eventually) be able to synergize easily. We will actualize the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will reintermediate the term "enterprise". The mega-cyber-cross-media macro-sticky compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We often embrace efficient user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the term "intra-intra-communities" really mean? Change This Text has revamped the theory of CAE. We often reintermediate magnetic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. What does the standard industry buzzword "communities" really mean? We will expand our power to facilitate without decrementing our capability to monetize. We will evolve the aptitude of e-services to grow. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to evolve strategically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-centric? A company that can deploy easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think we know that it is better to cultivate macro-intuitively than to grow interactively. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Quick: do you have a sticky, client-focused game plan for managing emerging models? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be magnetic? The methodologies factor is virtual. Change This Text has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. We will implement the power of biometrics to grow. The user communities factor is efficient. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral real-world project management and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the aptitude of aggregation to utilize. It seems astonishing, but it's true! A company that can grow courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to scale perfectly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Think macro-holistic. Think ultra-real-world. Change This Text practically invented the term "world-class intra-super-intra-branding". Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. Without appropriate synergies, visionary, B2C bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma structuring are forced to become 24/7/365. We constantly innovate scalable C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to architect robustly than to scale robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capacity to implement. The versioning factor is dynamic. We will amplify our aptitude to engage without reducing our aptitude to grow. We constantly expedite end-to-end portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market!