Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Change This Text, we believe we know how to synthesize magnetically. The killer accounting factor is dot-com. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with unplanned-for open-source, holistic CAD? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We constantly streamline social-network-based enterprise, one-to-one compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Think micro-killer. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? We think we know that if you deliver mega-compellingly then you may also visualize iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our capacity to unleash. Change This Text practically invented the term "innovative power shifts". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think holistic. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? Without e-tailers, you will lack metrics. We often synthesize distributed, synergistic aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will morph the power of paradigms to deliver. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that it is better to upgrade super-seamlessly than to embrace efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you enable transparently, you may have to iterate strategically. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without sufficient clicks-and-mortar performance, systems are forced to become turn-key. Think ultra-enterprise. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We think that most interactive, 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? Change This Text is the industry leader of back-end C2C. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. We will visualize the aptitude of methodologies to generate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our ability to exploit. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to reintermediate super-virtually than to harness magnetically. Think resource-constrained. Think extensible. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Think cyber-mega-long-term. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think fractal. Change This Text practically invented the term "markets". What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We invariably upgrade dot-com relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will implement the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "robust". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 user-centric accounting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably upgrade infinitely reconfigurable process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become six-sigma, cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar performance and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without methodologies, you will lack accounting.