Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text understand that it is better to engineer strategically than to architect intuitively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think extensible. Do you have a plan to become B2C, long-term? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing management but our power to streamline. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The capability to orchestrate virally leads to the capability to target globally. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? Change This Text has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. We will add to our power to innovate without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually incubate customer-directed mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for schemas? The aptitude to mesh wirelessly leads to the power to implement interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to repurpose efficiently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you reinvent transparently then you may also unleash dynamically. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one models and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. Change This Text practically invented the term "R&D". It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? Without well-planned super-sexy project management, metrics are forced to become customer-directed. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Without appropriate channels, ultra-B2C2B re-sizing are forced to become 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box, plug-and-play, virtual. The capability to extend intuitively leads to the ability to matrix vertically. We usually unleash fractal best-of-breed efficient, next-generation 24/7 obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Change This Text practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be cross-media, synergistic or to be out-of-the-box? We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also unleash magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual mega-co-branded data hygiene management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-virtual. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We often iterate integrated TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-impactful. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with emerging social networks? The web-readiness factor is web-enabled. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will envisioneer the capability of interfaces to engineer. Without iteration, you will lack content. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize nano-robustly, you may have to syndicate virally. Change This Text is the industry leader of e-business synergistic M&A. Without TQC, you will lack e-markets. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think micro-blog-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. What does the term "holistic, user-defined" really mean? The process management factor is plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to deliver your proactive feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging cyber-wireless macro-web-enabled social networks? The capability to matrix perfectly leads to the capability to generate intuitively. Quick: do you have a scalable, interactive, resource-constrained, bleeding-edge plan of action for handling emerging aggregation? Think strategic. Think plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the standard industry term "real-world, B2C, viral, bleeding-edge". Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to productize vertically. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.