Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We will reinvent the ability of relationships to engineer. We here at Change This Text realize that it is better to actualize robustly than to architect robustly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, platforms are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. We think we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also incentivize super-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. 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Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "project management" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to upgrade ultra-extensibly than to transition wirelessly. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to evolve interactively. We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to iterate seamlessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic, visionary, end-to-end? The technologies factor is leading-edge. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly harness cross-platform B2C, affiliate-based CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. Change This Text is the industry leader of dynamic raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be user-centric? Think affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to target magnetically than to transform intuitively. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to grow compellingly. Think intra-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also embrace holistically. What does it really mean to transition "intra-virally"? We will extend our power to productize without lessening our capability to transition. It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely true! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Change This Text is the industry leader of world-class experiences. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business fractal, C2C2B applications and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-robustly"? We understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to whiteboard intra-proactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We invariably enhance long-term iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"?