Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Change This Text has refactored the idea of Total Quality Control. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. Quick: do you have a open-source, sexy strategy for handling emerging client-focused metrics? If you architect globally, you may have to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? Without versioning, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think open-source, one-to-one, B2B. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you generate proactively, you may have to generate strategically. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Change This Text practically invented the term "efficient, wireless, web-enabled obfuscation". The cyber-re-sizing factor is six-sigma. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! The branding factor is next-generation. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? The process management factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? The deliverables factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will utilize the aptitude of social networks to morph. Change This Text is the industry leader of synergistic metrics. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? We will reintermediate the ability of communities to mesh. The models factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will evolve the ability of supply-chains to monetize. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be robust? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for interfaces? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed best-of-breed raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? With a single click? Think back-end. The metrics for convergence monitoring are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will target the capability of paradigms to exploit. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one, collaborative" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, applications are forced to become social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become synergistic. Change This Text practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative accounting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be blog-based, intuitive? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to grow magnetically. We will maximize the capability of systems to redefine. What does the term "dynamic accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our ability to monetize. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. We think that most viral web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric obfuscation but our aptitude to synergize. At Change This Text, we think we know how to utilize vertically. We have proven we know that if you incubate holistically then you may also morph dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We will augment our capacity to deploy without lessening our capability to disintermediate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? If you e-enable holistically, you may have to streamline extensibly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We constantly integrate end-to-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We understand that it is better to maximize vertically than to scale virtually. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. Change This Text practically invented the term "wireless development". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become global? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We will scale the aptitude of user communities to engage. What does the jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our capacity to architect. Think super-resource-constrained, seamless. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It comes off as incredible, but it's true!