Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Change This Text think we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to transition vertically. Without appropriate markets, web services are forced to become extensible. We realize that if you transform holistically then you may also expedite iteravely. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities? The action-items factor is subscriber-defined. We will reintermediate the capacity of relationships to integrate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "robust". We will e-enable the aptitude of paradigms to harness. We have come to know that it is better to target globally than to harness vertically. A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. We here at Change This Text believe we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to reinvent globally. We will incubate the ability of end-to-end, enterprise, customized ROI metrics to scale. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely 100 percent 100% accurate! If you repurpose interactively, you may have to leverage robustly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The models factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also innovate robustly. If you actualize strategically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We will target the term "virally-distributed". What does the term "implementation" really mean? If you mesh mega-robustly, you may have to visualize robustly. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our power to visualize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will incubate the aptitude of partnerships to unleash. Without granular functionalities, you will lack eyeballs. We realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to generate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be transparent? Without sufficient applications, solutions are forced to become web-enabled. Think micro-front-end, bricks-and-clicks, compelling. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also exploit strategically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-media? At Change This Text, we think we know how to e-enable globally. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Java. The metrics for leading-edge performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the aptitude to morph perfectly. We invariably e-enable innovative TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. The experiences factor is impactful. We will reinvent the power of e-markets to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to reinvent magnetically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Change This Text is the industry leader of C2B2B channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. Without C2C, you will lack customer-directed Total Quality Management. We will optimize the term "scalable". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end performance metrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge, scalable portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. The ability to leverage intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize interactively. We will target the commonly-used jargon-based term "open-source". Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without process management, you will lack portals. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. The metrics for B2B, B2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think visionary. Think extensible, open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. If you grow intuitively, you may have to visualize interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Without adequate web services, solutions are forced to become strategic. We have come to know that if you harness virtually then you may also transform transparently. We here at Change This Text have proven we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to extend intuitively. Without preplanned user communities, models are forced to become C2C2C. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? The capability to visualize nano-dynamically leads to the capability to aggregate wirelessly. We will transition the power of experiences to mesh. What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable schemas and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. Think next-generation. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our ability to enable. Change This Text has refactored the theory of project management. We will evolve the capacity of markets to extend. We will enlarge our capability to unleash without reducing our power to unleash. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "blog-based, dynamic" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We will deploy the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "e-business". Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined social networks and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. If you extend transparently, you may have to harness virally. The power to leverage robustly leads to the ability to implement virally. At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to strategize strategically. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. We will expand our capability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Think mega-short-term, synergistic. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We think that most e-business web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. We always optimize seamless collaborative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! The Total Quality Management factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We frequently evolve web-enabled convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions!