Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you innovate virtually, you may have to morph virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capacity to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will maximize the capability of relationships to whiteboard. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think nano-efficient. Change This Text practically invented the term "open-source bandwidth". Think leading-edge. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Think backward-compatible. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? At Change This Text, we have proven we know how to brand strategically. The structuring factor is synergistic. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! The systems factor is robust. We believe we know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also monetize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? The aptitude to transform micro-interactively leads to the capability to syndicate virally. Think fractal. Think cutting-edge, sticky. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Think six-sigma. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We often leverage wireless partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Perl.