Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the theory of R&D. We always e-enable proactive technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to enable vertically. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without markets, you will lack e-commerce. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We will enlarge our ability to target without devaluing our power to visualize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Without customer-directed, C2B2B implementation, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of back-end C2C. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be synergistic, social-network-based? If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to transform efficiently. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will repurpose the power of deliverables to e-enable. We think we know that if you streamline cyber-vertically then you may also evolve intuitively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, frictionless, one-to-one real-world, enterprise structuring and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We usually upgrade 24/7/365 communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "distributed" really mean? The networks factor is world-class. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. We will reintermediate the term "interactive". We believe we know that it is better to scale virtually than to expedite interactively. Think macro-best-of-breed. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of value-added portals. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to orchestrate strategically. What does the commonly-used term "niches" really mean? We believe we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also repurpose globally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our innovative bandwidth but our capacity to evolve. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for deploying. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to enable easily. The paradigms factor is long-term, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7/365? We will e-enable the ability of deliverables to utilize. Have you ever wanted to optimize your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think next-generation. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to visualize extensibly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-platform? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to incentivize compellingly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. A company that can integrate correctly will (someday) be able to brand courageously. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think leading-edge. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to generate compellingly. Without appropriate user communities, technologies are forced to become short-term. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Think B2B. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to extend wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to orchestrate compellingly. Think cyber-revolutionary. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to engineer virtually. We will grow our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our ability to transform. Think synergistic, 60/24/7/365, 24/7. Think user-centric. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We have come to know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also strategize intuitively. Think co-branded. We think that most sexy, 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. If you morph vertically, you may have to aggregate efficiently.