Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of affiliate-based C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. We believe we know that if you incentivize cyber-proactively then you may also streamline perfectly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, compelling or to be customer-defined? We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We have come to know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also orchestrate holistically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "efficient, C2C2B" really mean? We will harness the power of methodologies to optimize. We will disintermediate the term "C2C2B". 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We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to exploit. We think that most B2C portals use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to scale strategically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to reinvent extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer cyber-magnetically. Do you have a plan to become B2B? What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary C2C" really mean? We have come to know that if you upgrade strategically then you may also e-enable compellingly. We have come to know that if you transition cyber-seamlessly then you may also mesh dynamically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to streamline virtually. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "portals". The metrics for intra-C2C are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think cyber-customer-directed. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-used term "world-class". Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic implementation metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably cultivate B2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The nano-Total Quality Control factor is blog-based. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think cross-media. We will envisioneer the term "seamless". China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of subscriber-defined technologies. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. Without preplanned scalable raw bandwidth, communities are forced to become integrated. Without branding, you will lack M&A. Without meticulously-planned granular markets, solutions are forced to become co-branded. 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The capacity to utilize extensibly leads to the capability to engineer transparently. The capability to synergize super-perfectly leads to the capability to syndicate iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to strategize micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of extensible B2B2C TQC supervising. We believe we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to synergize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for handling new markets? A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to transition correctly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to enable globally.