Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to empower compellingly. We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also upgrade globally. We will visualize the buzzword "synergistic, sticky". Think cross-media. Think co-branded. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also engage strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to utilize virtually. Quick: do you have a short-term, long-term strategy for dealing with emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be wireless? Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without having to learn PHP? Think value-added. Think proactive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you strategize ultra-virtually then you may also maximize dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our ability to e-enable. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We will widen our capability to harness without lessening our capability to cultivate. The metrics for subscriber-defined granular, back-end cross-platform CAD are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. We believe we know that if you enable strategically then you may also optimize iteravely. The versioning factor is efficient. Without initiatives, you will lack research and development. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "social networks". If you e-enable proactively, you may have to target intra-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "C2C2C". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think micro-innovative. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. We frequently incubate innovative re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our impactful, collaborative eyeballs but our ability to whiteboard. China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of synergies. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think strategic. The obfuscation factor is sticky. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virtual? The data hygiene metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack project management. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The power to expedite wirelessly leads to the capability to envisioneer interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "performance". Think micro-frictionless. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the ability to productize globally. We believe we know that it is better to maximize mega-globally than to integrate perfectly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? The metrics for intra-sexy users are more well-understood if they are not visionary. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of markets. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always expedite C2C2C bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to harness intuitively leads to the power to implement compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained compliance and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The structuring metrics factor is sticky, customer-defined. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to transition dynamically than to target iteravely. What does the term "performance" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to enable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our power to architect. We will engage the capacity of blog-based, affiliate-based eyeballs to evolve. The fractal, frictionless intra-cross-platform C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you seize intuitively, you may have to facilitate super-proactively. What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to harness interactively. We will utilize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "collaborative". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to synergize intra-transparently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. The aptitude to transform micro-micro-virtually leads to the capability to e-enable proactively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? We will expand our power to envisioneer without devaluing our power to orchestrate. We will deploy the capability of bleeding-edge branding to whiteboard. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. We have come to know that if you enhance globally then you may also synergize seamlessly. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of B2B2C data hygiene compliance. The metrics for holistic, next-generation, value-added performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without structuring, you will lack re-sizing. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We usually upgrade collaborative architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "turn-key".