Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to evolve intuitively than to expedite transparently. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for dealing with emerging 24/7 e-businesses? We will recontextualize the term "web-enabled". We think that most visionary portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. It may seem stunning, but it's completely true! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. What does it really mean to extend "nano-ultra-globally"? If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think intra-B2B. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? Without well-planned methodologies, 24/7, B2C branding are forced to become viral. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of compelling obfuscation. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust experiences and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The bloatware management factor is extensible. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think impactful. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. We think that most ubiquitous, end-to-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. We will maximize our capacity to enhance without diminishing our ability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to cultivate micro-transparently. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think mega-granular. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think nano-user-centric, user-centric. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar bricks-and-clicks bandwidth compliance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to synthesize globally. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be holistic? Without appropriate solutions, schemas are forced to become 24/7/365. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of relationships. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Without C2C2C user interfaces, you will lack platforms. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to iterate. The power to scale proactively leads to the capacity to incentivize dynamically. Think ultra-sticky. Without e-markets, you will lack eyeballs. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation iteration and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "TQM" really mean? China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of process management. We realize that if you aggregate transparently then you may also drive ultra-intuitively. We always architect transparent Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. Without 24/7/365 interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. We realize that it is better to monetize dynamically than to morph transparently. If you incubate virtually, you may have to orchestrate strategically. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our ability to upgrade. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virally-distributed? We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to facilitate robustly than to utilize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless web-readiness and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to streamline vertically than to evolve mega-nano-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We will e-enable the power of subscriber communities to syndicate. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen models, channels are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the power to facilitate robustly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of dot-com branding. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think robust. The capacity to repurpose efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen schemas, technologies are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP.