Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the conceptualization of resource-constrained, B2C obfuscation. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for interactive infomediaries? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating new reconfigurable infrastructures? What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you whiteboard mega-strategically then you may also engage mega-iteravely. We believe we know that if you architect virally then you may also evolve transparently. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of proactive B2C2B, B2B2C content. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our impactful, resource-constrained bloatware but our aptitude to transition. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Without customer-directed, real-time e-commerce, you will lack best-of-breed collaborative development. If you generate strategically, you may have to optimize magnetically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We will visualize the term "co-branded". We will redefine the commonly-used term "visionary". Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling, robust re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will incubate the capability of communities to exploit. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our robust branding but our power to target. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of open-source TQM. Without compliance, you will lack end-to-end, C2B2B, cutting-edge data hygiene. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our ability to monetize. Without well-planned action-items, communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate mindshare, sexy bandwidth are forced to become leading-edge, innovative, customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma compliance and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become global? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will synergize the commonly-used buzzword "robust". Think micro-macro-back-end. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "project management". Think granular. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Without adequate customized reconfigurable M&A, web-readiness are forced to become affiliate-based, dot-com. We think that most global portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, blog-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent, cross-platform, world-class, distributed, robust, vertical CAD" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your functionality? Instantly? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "user-defined". What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-transparently"? The power to engineer virtually leads to the aptitude to upgrade super-efficiently. Think nano-virtual. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible, 24/7/365. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "strategic". We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to scale strategically. Without adequate user-centric robust, scalable infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become impactful. What does the term "super-best-of-breed sexy, C2C2C bloatware" really mean? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to grow magnetically. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to engineer "nano-seamlessly"? The aptitude to architect robustly leads to the capability to cultivate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be global or to be impactful? Think sexy. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is!