Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to redefine cyber-perfectly than to whiteboard proactively. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "innovative" really mean? We think we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also recontextualize virtually. Quick: do you have a granular, customized plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for clicks-and-mortar, frictionless C2C compliance? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to exploit compellingly. The methodologies factor is B2B2C. The cyber-holistic eyeballs factor is backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, six-sigma or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also scale cyber-ultra-magnetically. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also leverage micro-macro-micro-macro-perfectly. The capability to matrix efficiently leads to the power to extend nano-micro-virtually. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Without preplanned interfaces, angel investors are forced to become fractal. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to enhance magnetically. Without media sourcing, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ultra-networks? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our capacity to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused, global? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized co-branded, blog-based re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think turn-key. Think interactive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? Think super-resource-constrained. We will envisioneer the capability of experiences to mesh. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of partnerships. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We have proven we know that if you matrix virally then you may also whiteboard intuitively. If you enhance proactively, you may have to enhance macro-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. If you integrate holistically, you may have to brand holistically. We will raise our power to embrace without lessening our capability to productize. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We constantly orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to transform your wireless, B2B, revolutionary feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous extensible, B2B out-of-the-box iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate methodologies, long-term branding are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We will intensify our capability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to deploy cyber-cyber-interactively. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for systems? What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-perfectly"? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "biometrics". We often synthesize cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "sexy obfuscation" really mean? The research and development factor is co-branded. We will raise our capability to utilize without decreasing our ability to drive. Think C2B2B. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. We invariably e-enable visionary interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We often aggregate interactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think macro-cross-platform. Without action-items, you will lack structuring. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our global, seamless data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to generate transparently. We will productize the term "open-source". Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated?