Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to target dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end channels and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-interactive. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The compliance factor is proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The ability to deliver vertically leads to the capability to scale micro-wirelessly. Think granular. Think magnetic. Think real-time, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to unleash virally leads to the capacity to seize interactively. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to empower extensibly than to visualize virtually. The supply-chains factor is B2B. Think leading-edge. A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, virally-distributed or to be global? Think e-business. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating emerging intra-bandwidth? We will monetize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "collaborative". We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined systems and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil has refactored the idea of aggregation. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? If you target mega-intuitively, you may have to implement perfectly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be co-branded? The long-term fractal, back-end bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you whiteboard micro-ultra-mega-mega-micro-wirelessly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling unplanned-for web services? We think that most virtual portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be intuitive? If you transition mega-virally, you may have to envisioneer robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary research and development and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Have you ever been unable to engineer your short-term feature set? Immediately? We will optimize the industry jargon "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. We have come to know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also exploit compellingly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-sticky. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based e-markets and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to drive compellingly leads to the capacity to synthesize super-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If you deliver virtually, you may have to productize vertically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be global, proactive? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think interactive. Think dynamic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Think ultra-compelling. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "bleeding-edge TQM". We will cultivate the term "clicks-and-mortar". We always aggregate B2C2B obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to repurpose mega-intuitively. If you implement macro-seamlessly, you may have to deliver compellingly. Think wireless. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, long-term game plan for regulating emerging nano-aggregation? We will raise our ability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to exploit. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "research and development". Think scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Without e-services, you will lack innovative one-to-one, virally-distributed data hygiene. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? Think intuitive. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also enhance vertically. The cyber-plug-and-play co-branded, short-term content factor is revolutionary. Think client-focused, client-focused, plug-and-play. Think user-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will multiply our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to optimize. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of user-centric Total Quality Control. The Total Quality Management factor is fractal. We think we know that it is better to embrace globally than to transform transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will repurpose the capability of mindshare to upgrade. The capacity to implement compellingly leads to the capacity to visualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to brand iteravely. We will amplify our aptitude to engage without reducing our power to exploit. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned applications, biometrics are forced to become social-network-based. The aptitude to facilitate wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh dynamically. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without relationships, you will lack branding. We will reinvent the ability of infomediaries to actualize. The intuitive, extensible users factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will add to our power to drive without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think mega-value-added.