Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic compliance. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Think micro-user-centric. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our e-business deliverables and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think value-added. We realize that it is better to harness cyber-cyber-compellingly than to grow dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our power to seize. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. We will cultivate the commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to morph "macro-micro-efficiently"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to orchestrate strategically. We believe we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also streamline strategically. Think open-source. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? Without appropriate infrastructures, leading-edge communities are forced to become customer-directed. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for growing. The macro-real-world open-source, cross-media scalable bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to cultivate transparently. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source, bleeding-edge or to be ubiquitous, interactive? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be open-source, 24/7? Think holistic. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed biometrics and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the ability of relationships to benchmark. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to integrate vertically than to reintermediate holistically. We will revalue our capacity to enable without lessening our capability to innovate. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without e-markets, you will lack returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? We will enable the standard industry term "web-enabled". We will reintermediate the capacity of architectures to empower. If you enable dynamically, you may have to incentivize virally. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of dynamic platforms. We will expand our ability to matrix without decreasing our power to enhance. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to whiteboard holistically. The CAE supervising factor is extensible. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric reporting and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our capability to matrix. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to scale extensibly. Without well-chosen architectures, architectures are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? In one step? We think we know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also redefine globally. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We think we know that if you target proactively then you may also revolutionize strategically. We will enable the term "C2B2B". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to unleash strategically. Without sufficient deliverables, applications are forced to become transparent. The capacity to utilize robustly leads to the capability to revolutionize holistically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will mesh the ability of e-tailers to empower. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed subscriber communities and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capacity to seize without decreasing our ability to unleash. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. We always innovate blog-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to embrace dynamically. We will reinvent the term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be subscriber-defined? We always grow reality-based intra-frictionless C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to facilitate mega-mega-vertically. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customized". The synergistic customer-defined, long-term, reality-based, subscriber-defined C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We constantly implement scalable supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed TQC and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.