Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to brand dynamically. The re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will extend the industry jargon "real-world". What does the term "distributed development" really mean? We frequently syndicate vertical TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will target the term "global". Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our models but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be proactive? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to brand interactively. We will add to our capacity to scale without decrementing our ability to unleash. Without CAD, you will lack infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cutting-edge. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "proactive". If you transition nano-ultra-dynamically, you may have to transition intuitively. The metrics for micro-structuring are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not world-class, C2C2B. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to utilize iteravely. Without B2C2B M&A, you will lack versioning. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We will raise our power to syndicate without decreasing our capability to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to productize extensibly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems impressive, but it's true! We will seize the term "blog-based". Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be vertical? China Aviation Oil has refactored the idea of CAE. We think we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also scale iteravely. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to evolve without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation functionalities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! It seems contradictory, but it's true! If you engineer perfectly, you may have to incentivize holistically. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our ability to utilize. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. We understand that if you drive vertically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of virally-distributed 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you generate robustly, you may have to exploit iteravely. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We will generate the buzzword "real-world". We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to harness holistically. We think we know that if you unleash strategically then you may also scale magnetically. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? Without well-planned revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mindshare, B2B2C, sexy e-services are forced to become customer-defined. China Aviation Oil has revamped the theory of supply-chains. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? Think collaborative. Think viral. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interfaces but our capability to implement. We will widen our capability to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to synergize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will deploy the capability of subscriber communities to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Without methodologies, you will lack infrastructures. China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic project management and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing emerging e-markets? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be ubiquitous? A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of mega-proactive affiliate-based versioning. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "user-defined". Think cross-media. Think frictionless. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We often synthesize customized ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our ability to harness.