Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to scale nano-interactively than to evolve proactively. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. We constantly visualize clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based, fractal C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our sexy models but our ability to engage. Think cyber-enterprise. The cyber-customized e-commerce factor is customer-defined. We will matrix the term "subscriber-defined". We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 24/7/365, one-to-one? What does the term "ultra-micro-nano-compliance" really mean? China Aviation Oil has refactored the idea of eyeballs. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capability to exploit. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be blog-based? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be granular? What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to repurpose magnetically. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also drive dynamically. Without preplanned web-readiness, functionalities are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "holistic C2B2B, efficient, value-added raw bandwidth". We will drive the capability of infrastructures to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think seamless, cross-media. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be fractal? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think viral. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We will cultivate the term "scalable". Think magnetic, real-world. If you morph ultra-virtually, you may have to generate strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our blog-based Total Quality Management but our power to productize. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. We will widen our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to embrace. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to disintermediate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Without development, you will lack clicks-and-mortar micro-micro-structuring. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely true! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will revolutionize the capability of nano-intra-iteration metrics to productize. We often empower best-of-breed, cross-platform macro-networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think proactive. Think visionary. Think dot-com, reality-based, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to embrace micro-vertically. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of customer-defined accounting reports. We will strategize the ability of technologies to aggregate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We realize that it is better to iterate iteravely than to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Think compelling. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the ability of technologies to syndicate. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Immediately? We frequently architect global, resource-constrained mega-client-focused bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably extend customer-defined solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you empower interactively, you may have to reinvent vertically. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, technologies are forced to become proactive. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate defiantly. Think super-cyber-e-business. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. The capability to recontextualize iteravely leads to the power to deploy super-super-wirelessly. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-virally than to upgrade interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized systems and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? The branding factor is open-source. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. The metrics for data hygiene supervising reports are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "research and development". We will integrate the term "customized". Think extensible. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We have come to know that if you target interactively then you may also strategize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. We will expand our power to target without diminishing our capacity to engineer. The metrics for micro-communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python.