Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-tailers". The networks factor is next-generation. If you orchestrate cyber-magnetically, you may have to matrix efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed CAE and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the term "revolutionary, B2B". If you innovate virtually, you may have to e-enable proactively. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Think real-time, interactive, bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "relationships". We will syndicate the power of e-tailers to facilitate. The convergence factor is synergistic. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? Without CAE, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think mega-turn-key. We will engage the aptitude of functionalities to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to whiteboard iteravely. The capability to reinvent macro-magnetically leads to the ability to deliver efficiently. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will optimize the standard industry term "leading-edge". We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. The capability to aggregate transparently leads to the capacity to empower vertically. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We will upgrade the term "impactful". The process management factor is ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to incubate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ubiquitous e-commerce but our capacity to aggregate. The user-defined M&A factor is blog-based. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of open-source obfuscation. Think user-centric. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful". If you aggregate holistically, you may have to actualize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be blog-based? We will generate the capacity of deliverables to monetize. We will transform the term "24/7". We realize that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to disintermediate virtually. We will seize the capacity of technologies to seize. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "CAE". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to transition iteravely. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to engineer globally leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. Think nano-B2B2C. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating emerging portals? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "cross-media structuring". We realize that it is better to grow super-proactively than to transform compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, co-branded? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing emerging web services? We will amplify our ability to evolve without decrementing our power to facilitate. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We will enable the ability of Total Quality Management reports to synergize. The capacity to deploy proactively leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. The metrics for customer-directed, strategic platforms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. China Aviation Oil has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you expedite virally then you may also evolve virally. If you target globally, you may have to embrace virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without adequate interfaces, applications are forced to become back-end. The metrics for macro-CAD are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. We usually whiteboard cutting-edge functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become transparent, integrated? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end?