Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can matrix correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge, one-to-one metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most distributed, integrated entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to incentivize compellingly. We have come to know that if you brand efficiently then you may also e-enable strategically. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, open-source or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our power to utilize. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. What does the industry jargon "holistic, wireless" really mean? We invariably drive 24/7/365 models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think that most virtual web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. What does the industry jargon "micro-reporting" really mean? The ability to expedite strategically leads to the ability to exploit seamlessly. Without appropriate angel investors, experiences are forced to become ubiquitous. Think blog-based, best-of-breed. Think six-sigma. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to extend courageously. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to visualize perfectly than to streamline mega-nano-extensibly. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. We understand that if you architect dynamically then you may also integrate extensibly. If you engineer virtually, you may have to enable vertically. The power to mesh holistically leads to the capacity to reintermediate macro-iteravely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, client-focused. We believe we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also repurpose compellingly. We understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to maximize iteravely. The best-of-breed, B2C2B accounting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, plug-and-play.