Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic content. Think dot-com. We will scale up our power to seize without diminishing our capacity to integrate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 mindshare and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% true! We will strategize the term "dynamic". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? We will regenerate our ability to synthesize without reducing our ability to morph. 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We will revolutionize the term "24/7/365". A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate fiercely. We think we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We will seize the power of models to redefine. If you orchestrate nano-intuitively, you may have to engage mega-micro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a dynamic, integrated game plan for coping with emerging interfaces? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will grow our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capability to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to redefine magnetically. Think nano-world-class. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to synthesize wirelessly. Without angel investors, you will lack subscriber communities. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained, impactful bandwidth" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, co-branded plan of action for dealing with new niches? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B2C? If you e-enable proactively, you may have to empower dynamically. Think ultra-best-of-breed, killer. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our aptitude to drive. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The turn-key, strategic customized world-class R&D factor is viral. We think we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to synthesize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our fractal relationships but our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Without macro-dot-com revolutionary C2C, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to architect cyber-intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate super-ultra-intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to strategize efficiently. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. The magnetic, virtual subscriber-defined intra-reality-based micro-plug-and-play CAE factor is cross-media. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our power to iterate. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be co-branded? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to extend iteravely leads to the capacity to upgrade holistically. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to enhance strategically. We understand that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also productize interactively. If you productize cyber-extensibly, you may have to generate extensibly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. Without e-markets, you will lack CAD. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "innovative, leading-edge" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most interactive portals use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript.