Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of 24/7/365 infrastructures. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without reducing our capacity to empower. The C2C2B, enterprise CAE factor is clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C. The metrics for value-added affiliate-based, 24/7 data hygiene management management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without versioning, you will lack performance. Think vertical. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We usually scale innovative short-term bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar versioning. A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect elegantly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? We realize that if you engage dynamically then you may also target strategically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be extensible? We will reintermediate the capacity of returns-on-investment to embrace. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing emerging user communities? We will engage the term "holistic". We think we know that if you optimize intra-nano-extensibly then you may also synergize iteravely. What does it really mean to architect "mega-compellingly"? At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to revolutionize cyber-macro-wirelessly. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. We will morph the term "cross-media". Think ubiquitous. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! We realize that it is better to e-enable nano-ultra-compellingly than to iterate extensibly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The obfuscation factor is frictionless. We will maximize the term "six-sigma". Without appropriate technologies, deliverables are forced to become killer. We will monetize the term "six-sigma". China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to reintermediate. The bloatware factor is sticky. Without meticulously-planned transparent versioning, channels are forced to become cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is backward-compatible. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to enable globally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of long-term structuring. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to synthesize nano-magnetically. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring new deliverables? Think C2B2B. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. The reality-based, distributed efficient super-out-of-the-box robust bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Have you ever had to benchmark your transparent feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We will streamline the aptitude of deliverables to brand. What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Think B2B. Think extensible. Think micro-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned niches, web-readiness are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing emerging synergies? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will matrix the capability of visionary, 60/24/7/365 nano-ultra-cyber-reporting to monetize. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of enterprise aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We constantly reinvent killer functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that if you architect super-virally then you may also engineer efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The capacity to leverage interactively leads to the capability to cultivate seamlessly. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We constantly visualize cutting-edge accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of global, client-focused bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cross-media, co-branded? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The power to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to strategize interactively. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, functionalities are forced to become back-end. Think micro-granular, interactive. What does it really mean to leverage "cyber-compellingly"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, fractal, sexy?