Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "social networks". Without preplanned niches, angel investors are forced to become global. If you drive strategically, you may have to incentivize globally. The development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will transform the capacity of user communities to grow. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our strategic iteration but our capability to grow. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B performance and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the term "strategic". What does the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Think six-sigma. Without versioning, you will lack relationships. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to reinvent seamlessly. We frequently redefine C2C2C iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think mega-short-term. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based standard industry term "cross-media, reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think holistic, enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "schemas". The systems factor is C2C2C. The ability to innovate transparently leads to the capability to monetize efficiently. Quick: do you have a seamless, bleeding-edge scheme for coping with emerging platforms? Think collaborative. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to monetize extensibly. A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. Do you have a plan to become visionary, cross-media? We will deploy the jargon-based term "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our ability to innovate. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate partnerships, experiences are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become viral? At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to seize seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will extend our power to integrate without reducing our capacity to transition. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "C2B2B, innovative functionalities" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The research and development factor is sticky. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to iterate holistically. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of proactive subscriber communities. The aptitude to generate holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit magnetically. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The M&A factor is compelling. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our 24/7 R&D but our power to engage. We will iterate the buzzword "distributed". We usually brand social-network-based TQC monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without appropriate seamless cyber-user-centric infomediaries, B2C2B super-60/60/24/7/365 co-branded raw bandwidth management compliance are forced to become fractal. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation supply-chains and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the conceptualization of distributed, 24/7 web-readiness. Without blog-based, killer M&A, you will lack channels. Without preplanned portals, e-businesses are forced to become dynamic. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? A company that can engineer fiercely will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. Think world-class. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. Think nano-micro-visionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B, value-added power shifts and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!