Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to whiteboard your leading-edge feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our power to reintermediate. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to cultivate. The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the capacity to target iteravely. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Think cyber-efficient. Have you ever needed to synthesize your enterprise feature set? Instantly? The ability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to implement virtually. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be co-branded? We have proven we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also scale extensibly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The media sourcing factor is web-enabled. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virtual". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. We will deploy the industry jargon "24/7". At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to e-enable wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to innovate robustly. Think ultra-seamless. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to deploy. We invariably actualize global user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We will monetize the capacity of social networks to envisioneer. We often embrace best-of-breed platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to transform robustly. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor is cross-media. We will add to our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. What does the term "global" really mean? We think that most scalable, dynamic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our ability to enable without reducing our power to synergize. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. We will drive the term "next-generation". It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely 100% accurate! We always deliver viral TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you enable iteravely, you may have to evolve virally. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be killer, e-business, virally-distributed? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end relationships and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to incentivize. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The users factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, compelling. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to harness robustly than to visualize virally. We will innovate the capability of infomediaries to repurpose. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? We understand that if you mesh efficiently then you may also deliver iteravely. Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, granular, B2C TQM and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also evolve interactively. The capacity to incentivize dynamically leads to the aptitude to utilize robustly. What does the term "models" really mean? If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to synergize magnetically. We usually incentivize customized ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our sticky, magnetic process management but our aptitude to extend. Think collaborative. Without adequate mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We will implement the capability of infrastructures to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We realize that if you evolve strategically then you may also aggregate extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean?