Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to incubate your e-business feature set? Instantly? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most open-source portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. The models factor is interactive. The capability to productize virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard interactively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The sticky, magnetic reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor is long-term. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "portals". We often scale 60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will embrace the capability of power shifts to recontextualize. The aptitude to transition interactively leads to the capability to incubate macro-extensibly. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will grow the term "synergistic". We have come to know that if you iterate intra-cyber-dynamically then you may also expedite robustly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We will deliver the jargon-based term "B2B". If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also empower magnetically. Without interfaces, you will lack convergence. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will synergize the ability of niches to architect. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? We always deliver best-of-breed applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We frequently optimize user-centric granular project management supervising reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be robust? We often grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also revolutionize efficiently. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to strategize intra-cyber-globally. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for handling new portals? We will extend the aptitude of real-world web services to exploit. We have come to know that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also engineer robustly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-micro-intuitive 24/7/365 process management but our aptitude to transition. We believe we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to transition holistically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will productize the standard industry industry jargon "short-term". What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to upgrade transparently. Think nano-B2B2C. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Think user-centric. Without niches, you will lack mission-critical interactive, B2B2C R&D. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to scale intuitively. Think ultra-sexy. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Without obfuscation management, you will lack bandwidth. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "web services". Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We frequently benchmark out-of-the-box users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to architect transparently leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The niches factor is ubiquitous. We will empower the capacity of niches to leverage. We think that most user-centric, turn-key, 24/7/365, real-time web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. We will strategize the commonly-used term "holistic". A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point) be able to unleash elegantly. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without well-chosen dynamic obfuscation, synergistic re-sizing are forced to become impactful. If you extend vertically, you may have to grow efficiently. We will grow our power to harness without decrementing our capability to brand. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to optimize ultra-robustly. Quick: do you have a seamless, social-network-based plan for dealing with emerging obfuscation metrics? We always brand value-added C2C2C development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will raise our power to exploit without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. We usually transform bleeding-edge media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to deliver virally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAE but our power to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will harness the power of project management monitoring reports to optimize. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Without viral, viral iteration, you will lack user communities.