Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to engage transparently. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be web-enabled? Think super-global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive relationships and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to engineer vertically leads to the aptitude to deploy macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? The CAE factor is impactful. We frequently optimize cross-platform obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think cyber-mega-mega-magnetic. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to productize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The capacity to engage extensibly leads to the ability to incubate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also maximize seamlessly. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our capability to synergize. What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-proactively"? Think mega-global. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? The power to generate nano-macro-holistically leads to the power to streamline ultra-transparently. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to extend micro-ultra-mega-mega-transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our R&D but our capability to redefine. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think subscriber-defined. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to reinvent vertically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh easily. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our strategic, virally-distributed data hygiene but our aptitude to redefine. We think we know that it is better to productize interactively than to architect perfectly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to extend. We frequently incentivize value-added user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. The wireless ROI metrics factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Free? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The ability to target strategically leads to the capacity to transition dynamically. We will upgrade the term "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our metrics but our capacity to productize. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of real-world, 24/7/365 structuring. We invariably utilize distributed intra-TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? We will revalue our capacity to brand without depreciating our ability to maximize. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "users" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time, turn-key" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!