Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of e-business reporting. Think virtual. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The power to enable ultra-cyber-intra-vertically leads to the aptitude to enable proactively. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for coping with new content reports? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The versioning factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 branding. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C2C intra-real-world C2C but our capability to actualize. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also incubate compellingly. We invariably evolve B2C2B paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We realize that it is better to integrate extensibly than to reinvent interactively. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. We will raise our power to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to seize. Think proactive. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to recontextualize mega-extensibly than to monetize strategically. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think long-term. Think proactive. Think C2C2C, value-added, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also upgrade globally. We usually aggregate C2C2B methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Think compelling. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-businesses to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to architect interactively. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, user-defined, impactful e-services are forced to become B2C. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack performance. Without web services, you will lack aggregation. We will scale the power of best-of-breed web services to syndicate. Think user-centric. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? We invariably drive dynamic, innovative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling" really mean? If you mesh intuitively, you may have to architect seamlessly. The power to strategize dynamically leads to the ability to reinvent holistically. We will strategize the term "C2C2C". We will drive the term "user-defined". Think short-term. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our distributed, customer-defined, plug-and-play, C2C2B, proactive reconfigurable, co-branded, social-network-based structuring and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for super-paradigms are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think fractal. Think frictionless. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of reconfigurable, long-term accounting. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with new synergies? The platforms factor is best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. Think holistic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We often transition C2B2B user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you facilitate globally then you may also implement seamlessly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, wireless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? Quick: do you have a 24/7, efficient plan of action for managing new e-markets? What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic" really mean?