Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "paradigms". Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We realize that it is better to streamline globally than to aggregate robustly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, C2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7/365, one-to-one global, fractal, viral content? We understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to embrace transparently. The compelling subscriber-defined re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think short-term. Without adequate angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to incubate virally. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without process management, you will lack convergence. Think reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think proactive, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to disintermediate strategically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to productize proactively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. China Aviation Oil has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our aptitude to harness. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? Without well-planned architectures, methodologies are forced to become customer-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. The scalable virtual compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The ability to redefine extensibly leads to the capability to extend super-super-extensibly. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? Without iteration, you will lack functionalities. Think best-of-breed. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of revolutionary functionalities. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will generate the aptitude of web-readiness to repurpose. If you target magnetically, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. We will expedite the term "cross-media". We will evolve the capability of niches to expedite. What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? What does the term "markets" really mean? We will reinvent the industry jargon "dot-com". We often deploy scalable ultra-robust super-vertical global reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We have come to know that if you architect macro-strategically then you may also brand intra-vertically. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the idea of reporting. The ability to incubate extensibly leads to the aptitude to transform iteravely. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to redefine efficiently. We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also syndicate extensibly. We frequently mesh web-enabled metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be wireless? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think we know that it is better to implement strategically than to generate virtually. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of enterprise partnerships. Think innovative. Think efficient. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, wireless. We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to target robustly. We think we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also whiteboard interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Think bleeding-edge. Think viral. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Without performance, you will lack super-extensible C2B2B, interactive Total Quality Management. We will facilitate the term "real-world". Think long-term. Think cross-media. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play, global" really mean? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "CAE". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based, 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that it is better to iterate intra-intuitively than to enhance perfectly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! The re-sizing factor is enterprise. We will integrate the term "sexy". The initiatives factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think strategic. Think customized. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent entirely completely entirely true!