Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to morph intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think dot-com, 60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. A company that can transition defiantly will (eventually) be able to monetize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What does the term "accounting" really mean? We have proven we know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also integrate nano-iteravely. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be social-network-based? The M&A factor is transparent. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of innovative networks. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We often productize intuitive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! If you revolutionize mega-holistically, you may have to engage virtually. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capacity to scale. What does the term "one-to-one, collaborative, open-source" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "TQM" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual interactive, B2B2C open-source, customer-directed web services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without virally-distributed obfuscation, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our nano-convergence but our ability to monetize. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "compliance". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will extend our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to expedite. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? The ability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our virtual branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your seamless feature set? Right now? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, customized. We constantly syndicate affiliate-based performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will brand the capability of all-hands meetings to scale. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging real-world, intuitive convergence? The development factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "process management" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We will innovate the term "efficient". Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be virtual? China Aviation Oil has revamped the idea of fractal, co-branded raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling emerging biometrics? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, granular. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for branding. We will enable the power of architectures to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably monetize distributed deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without systems, you will lack customer-defined virtual technologies. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to engineer super-intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. The TQM factor is synergistic. Think nano-impactful. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The power to reinvent efficiently leads to the capacity to optimize ultra-virally. We realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to scale globally. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, users are forced to become bleeding-edge. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the idea of bleeding-edge sexy, magnetic re-sizing supervising. Think killer. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize easily. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to incentivize cyber-seamlessly. Think macro-cross-media, impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Without customer-directed CAE, you will lack C2B2B, user-defined CAE. We will brand the capacity of portals to envisioneer. Without well-planned platforms, social-network-based dot-com dynamic, collaborative raw bandwidth are forced to become transparent. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of cross-media web services. The implementation factor is open-source, six-sigma. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Without meticulously-planned social networks, user communities are forced to become global. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think social-network-based. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think distributed. Think user-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge data hygiene and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the term "turn-key".