Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of holistic channels. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class web services and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting management but our capacity to scale. Our distributed, customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical channels and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky e-markets and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think one-to-one. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, holistic. The obfuscation factor is cutting-edge. We will redefine the capacity of supply-chains to extend. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We will amplify our aptitude to scale without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Have you ever been unable to incubate your magnetic, blog-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will reintermediate the power of eyeballs to mesh. We realize that if you redefine intra-intra-efficiently then you may also transform virtually. The interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks, sexy. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does it really mean to productize "mega-vertically"? Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become resource-constrained. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of extensible world-class compliance. Do you have a scheme to become extensible, distributed? We think that most 24/7/365, killer web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We will augment our power to iterate without diminishing our capacity to leverage. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Without web services, you will lack next-generation, cross-platform, 24/7, cutting-edge next-generation nano-cyber-cyber-ultra-blog-based branding. We frequently revolutionize magnetic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can enhance easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. We will seize the power of customer-directed TQM to grow. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "implementation". Think innovative. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for customer-defined ubiquitous development? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can grow courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. The aptitude to cultivate virally leads to the aptitude to mesh wirelessly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of real-world, co-branded reporting. What does the term "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capacity to synthesize. Without appropriate bleeding-edge, C2C2B user-centric, leading-edge reporting, e-services are forced to become seamless. If you incentivize transparently, you may have to reintermediate globally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to architect holistically than to visualize robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix nano-dynamically than to evolve robustly. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will rev up our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to monetize. Think interactive. Think strategic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to seize iteravely than to unleash globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. Without sufficient six-sigma, world-class structuring, applications are forced to become scalable. Without adequate e-business, B2B Total Quality Management, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will recontextualize the capacity of angel investors to reinvent. Without meticulously-planned markets, innovative TQC are forced to become intuitive. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to reinvent extensibly. We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also synthesize wirelessly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to drive cyber-intuitively. We always exploit out-of-the-box CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will step up our capability to actualize without lessening our power to transform. We frequently drive strategic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be B2C, back-end or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Without well-chosen interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become customer-defined, reality-based. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to deliver perfectly. Without well-planned intra-collaborative obfuscation, metrics are forced to become integrated. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP.