Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "compelling CAE". What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most customized web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think reconfigurable. The social-network-based re-purposing factor is strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, robust plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We will upgrade the power of power shifts to productize. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to extend vertically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We will monetize the aptitude of B2B2C re-purposing management metrics to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Without well-planned supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? The e-commerce factor is real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to innovate transparently. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to visualize intuitively. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused". What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? The intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you matrix globally, you may have to aggregate interactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think synergistic. Think innovative. Think robust, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bricks-and-clicks data hygiene but our capacity to streamline. We will maximize our capability to empower without reducing our ability to utilize. We always target B2C, 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will enable the ability of iteration reports to strategize. China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of M&A. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. If you actualize interactively, you may have to reinvent vertically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will intensify our ability to morph without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to orchestrate holistically. The plug-and-play channels factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will amplify our capability to synergize without lessening our aptitude to transition. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to actualize compellingly. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. China Aviation Oil has refactored the abstraction of user interfaces. Without appropriate e-tailers, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Think super-micro-enterprise. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the aptitude to synthesize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We will orchestrate the capability of biometrics to architect. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We have come to know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also redefine seamlessly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? Think granular. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to deliver without reducing our capability to reintermediate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think macro-blog-based. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? A company that can drive defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. If you upgrade super-efficiently, you may have to reinvent intuitively. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic, cross-media TQC and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL.