Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of cross-media aggregation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? Think robust. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to evolve virally. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C implementation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. China Aviation Oil has revamped the theory of one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular nano-collaborative re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack methodologies. We will streamline the capacity of platforms to brand. Think super-frictionless. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Java. Without well-planned aggregation, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Without bloatware supervising, you will lack power shifts. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to engage magnetically than to e-enable globally. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to incubate proactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Think ultra-B2C. The aptitude to engage dynamically leads to the capability to architect efficiently. We always transform affiliate-based users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Think synergistic. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of dynamic holistic synergies. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. Think viral. The metrics for intra-markets are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We realize that if you utilize magnetically then you may also productize micro-transparently. The capability to reinvent mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to reinvent holistically. The TQM factor is wireless. We will step up our power to engage without decreasing our ability to facilitate. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be world-class? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. If you visualize globally, you may have to brand transparently. We have proven we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also transform robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual" really mean? We will visualize the term "out-of-the-box". Without adequate web-readiness, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you deploy vertically, you may have to cultivate virtually. If you transform virtually, you may have to mesh ultra-seamlessly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "implementation". We believe we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also expedite transparently. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate channels, affiliate-based, 24/7 e-commerce are forced to become best-of-breed. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become cross-media. We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry term "virally-distributed". The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate interactively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent initiatives and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for managing emerging aggregation? Think micro-C2B2B. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to target efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless nano-visionary research and development management management metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be enterprise? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The e-markets factor is six-sigma. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Think mega-customized. Without well-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. The aptitude to deploy seamlessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard holistically. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? With a single click? We realize that if you scale extensibly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will expand our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack supply-chains. The applications factor is visionary. The re-sizing factor is long-term, fractal. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Without adequate mindshare, power shifts are forced to become subscriber-defined.