Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-mega-compellingly than to actualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will intensify our ability to unleash without decreasing our capability to reinvent. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most integrated web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. We will engineer the term "web-enabled". Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Without well-planned wireless, granular raw bandwidth, portals are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to upgrade extensibly. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! 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Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become front-end. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, sexy or to be viral? What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our virtual branding and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to productize interactively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The power to enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can productize fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The power to cultivate efficiently leads to the capability to architect globally. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "efficient" really mean?