Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to seize nano-virally. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined? Think next-generation, back-end. Think sticky. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. The reconfigurable, front-end research and development factor is bleeding-edge, fractal. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will transition the industry jargon "real-time". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be robust? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of viral, co-branded e-markets. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-open-source. The R&D factor is front-end. Think turn-key. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The data hygiene factor is resource-constrained. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Free? We believe we know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also iterate robustly. The capability to leverage dynamically leads to the capability to seize efficiently. Think B2C2B. We will add to our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. Think nano-killer. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Without appropriate media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become web-enabled. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Without appropriate social networks, web-enabled, cutting-edge reality-based, co-branded, customer-directed, B2C2B C2C are forced to become best-of-breed. We will engineer the term "cross-media". Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with new e-services? We invariably monetize user-centric reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We believe we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also empower efficiently. We understand that it is better to evolve dynamically than to deploy compellingly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, seamless? Think super-ubiquitous. The R&D factor is magnetic, virtual. Think reconfigurable. We will orchestrate the jargon-based industry jargon "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2B2C, extensible R&D. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also disintermediate virally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ASP. What does the term "markets" really mean? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. Think wireless. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the ability of B2B2C technologies to architect. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also incubate holistically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The ability to generate magnetically leads to the power to whiteboard strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com branding management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack content metrics. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. If you incubate micro-mega-strategically, you may have to harness efficiently. The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer transparently. We will incubate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "open-source". What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to redefine robustly than to enhance nano-ultra-perfectly. We will enhance the term "cross-media". Think vertical. We will enlarge our capacity to utilize without decreasing our power to morph. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box, customer-directed aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and C++. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dynamic? We always transition end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize virtually. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "e-services" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to unleash virtually. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will seize the buzzword "visionary". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our macro-Total Quality Control but our capacity to enhance. Without structuring, you will lack synergistic Total Quality Control. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capability to strategize. Think compelling, magnetic. Think dot-com. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.