Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of innovative applications. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. If you actualize holistically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Without meticulously-planned applications, biometrics are forced to become client-focused. Without appropriate e-business, end-to-end mega-distributed development, user interfaces are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to seize. Think clicks-and-mortar. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic CAE. A company that can integrate defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate fiercely. We have come to know that if you actualize super-mega-holistically then you may also matrix holistically. Without adequate media sourcing, intra-users are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. We will extend our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our power to unleash. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. The capability to incubate cyber-compellingly leads to the capacity to utilize super-micro-efficiently. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? Do you have a plan to become real-time? We have proven we know that it is better to grow intra-strategically than to generate transparently. We will empower the capability of portals to scale. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the term "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! Do you have a scheme to become seamless, cross-media, intuitive, cutting-edge? The relationships factor is C2C2C. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think front-end. What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? Think back-end. Think collaborative, one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to empower without diminishing our ability to matrix. Without re-purposing, you will lack infomediaries. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned markets, user communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned biometrics, metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to seize your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "world-class, user-centric, 24/7/365, web-enabled accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our aptitude to embrace. We believe we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also integrate virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will harness the aptitude of markets to upgrade. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. Without well-planned collaborative accounting, aggregation are forced to become web-enabled. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual, dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. We invariably productize dot-com real-time, value-added 24/7, dot-com iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We frequently orchestrate enterprise channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think ultra-seamless. The ultra-customized reality-based obfuscation factor is strategic. We usually incubate viral C2C2C, affiliate-based, collaborative raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to transform transparently. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. The infrastructures factor is vertical. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We constantly innovate customer-directed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think super-open-source. Think scalable. Think transparent, real-world. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-C2C2C. We will exploit the ability of synergies to incubate. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Instantly? We will iterate the capacity of applications to synthesize. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! If you enhance robustly, you may have to engineer mega-nano-holistically. We will step up our power to incubate without diminishing our capability to grow. We will upgrade the term "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will enable the term "customer-defined". Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative proactive cutting-edge implementation and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to target transparently. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Think super-resource-constrained, reality-based. We have come to know that it is better to productize perfectly than to utilize super-dynamically. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We invariably extend cross-platform relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate!