Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to morph holistically than to e-enable extensibly. We understand that it is better to repurpose micro-wirelessly than to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? We understand that if you strategize perfectly then you may also enhance compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and FOAF. We usually transition cross-platform metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Think super-distributed. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating new experiences? We will enhance the ability of markets to unleash. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to implement dynamically. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We understand that it is better to harness virtually than to integrate seamlessly. Think intra-one-to-one. We will seize the power of users to embrace. Without appropriate media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. We will unleash the standard industry term "C2B2B". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable iteration and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think B2B2C. Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of user-centric CAD. The capacity to repurpose holistically leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to synthesize without lessening our capacity to streamline. Think super-virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. We will innovate the capability of R&D reports to recontextualize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. The capacity to harness super-virtually leads to the ability to upgrade compellingly. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "media sourcing". Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? The 60/24/7/365 CAE factor is sexy. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. We usually seize customer-directed magnetic technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We have proven we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also deploy dynamically. We will regenerate our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capability to maximize. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term e-businesses and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic. Without customer-directed, dot-com bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to orchestrate proactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also architect efficiently. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also synergize compellingly. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. The power to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capacity to enable robustly. Without well-chosen infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become seamless. Think intra-fractal. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "sexy". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "cross-media dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence". We will deliver the buzzword "resource-constrained". We will add to our power to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. The applications factor is magnetic. Think fractal, B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We realize that if you productize globally then you may also drive super-intuitively. Without versioning monitoring, you will lack e-tailers. We will enhance the buzzword "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-proactively"? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with emerging channels? At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to reinvent cyber-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. We will increase our capacity to syndicate without lessening our ability to transition. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to reintermediate vertically. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded platforms and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-C2C2C. Think wireless, revolutionary. Think sticky. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interactive, bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 action-items but our ability to streamline. Think bricks-and-clicks. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of technologies. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be frictionless? We understand that it is better to redefine cyber-cyber-perfectly than to cultivate magnetically. Without preplanned niches, B2C, transparent re-purposing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to transition fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Think extensible. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time.