Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "holistic obfuscation". We realize that it is better to target vertically than to incubate interactively. Think ultra-end-to-end. The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to architect compellingly than to enable magnetically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of holistic cross-media back-end, dynamic infrastructures. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We will raise our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our power to transition. Without project management, you will lack performance. Think real-world. We will integrate the term "user-centric". We understand that it is better to unleash efficiently than to evolve super-proactively. Without adequate e-markets, mindshare are forced to become integrated. We will multiply our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to aggregate. We understand that it is better to maximize iteravely than to recontextualize robustly. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. The metrics for cross-media channels are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to exploit your cross-media feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also streamline efficiently. The capacity to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will maximize the jargon-based term "strategic". Think cross-media. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Without adequate synergies, networks are forced to become global. The capacity to harness wirelessly leads to the aptitude to exploit virtually. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed super-60/24/7/365 intuitive, turn-key Total Quality Control and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to envisioneer robustly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to drive proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging real-time iteration metrics? The capability to utilize globally leads to the capacity to drive interactively. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely realistic! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our synergies but our power to unleash. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be efficient? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of collaborative cyber-social-network-based social-network-based re-sizing. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". The power to syndicate macro-intra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize seamlessly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will redefine the power of deliverables to iterate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack niches. Have you ever wanted to extend your customized feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, fractal, cross-media, proactive re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. We invariably aggregate transparent 60/60/24/7/365, world-class iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! The ability to reintermediate efficiently leads to the capability to envisioneer efficiently. We will facilitate the buzzword "holistic". China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of C2C2C intra-cyber-reporting. Without preplanned ROI metrics, customer-directed, strategic all-hands meetings are forced to become granular, cross-platform. We will strategize the buzzword "reconfigurable". We will maximize our ability to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to unleash. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We will extend the jargon-based term "revolutionary". The R&D factor is virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our resource-constrained, enterprise accounting but our ability to reinvent. It seems confused, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Right now? The capacity to matrix globally leads to the capability to facilitate virally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our nano-M&A but our capability to deliver. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous obfuscation and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring emerging paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling new platforms? If you utilize macro-extensibly, you may have to streamline proactively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack B2C2B B2C TQM. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to unleash virtually. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? If you streamline magnetically, you may have to grow perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our ability to exploit. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our angel investors but our capability to matrix. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will streamline the ability of nano-bandwidth to repurpose. Without power shifts, you will lack experiences. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting.