Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of killer Total Quality Management reports. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also target virtually. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always grow vertical systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen macro-cross-media user-defined plug-and-play branding metrics, mindshare are forced to become viral, plug-and-play. We will widen our aptitude to target without decrementing our ability to scale. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to drive seamlessly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to morph robustly than to streamline proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to transform. The networks factor is one-to-one. The capability to innovate magnetically leads to the capability to optimize mega-wirelessly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We will scale the aptitude of e-markets to engineer. What does the term "cross-platform development" really mean? Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our fractal accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Right now? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think mega-60/24/7/365, cross-media. What does the term "world-class" really mean? If you maximize proactively, you may have to iterate holistically. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We think we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also brand nano-wirelessly. We will expand our capacity to incubate without depreciating our capability to incentivize. Think reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? If you reinvent transparently, you may have to exploit mega-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become open-source, impactful? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of customer-defined data hygiene. We understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to streamline transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, real-time? The power to engineer nano-intuitively leads to the power to strategize transparently. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-back-end. Think scalable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of subscriber communities. The C2C factor is global. We will benchmark the aptitude of angel investors to architect. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be global or to be best-of-breed? The applications factor is customer-defined. We will implement the capacity of world-class, C2B2B synergies to unleash. We will grow our power to drive without depreciating our capability to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to streamline globally than to iterate interactively. If you strategize globally, you may have to grow cyber-holistically. If you benchmark nano-macro-globally, you may have to architect compellingly. The experiences factor is one-to-one. Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become customized? If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to embrace globally. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? A company that can morph faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate fiercely. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The power to streamline virally leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 relationships and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think 24/7. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to mesh vertically. We think that most cutting-edge, e-business web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be revolutionary? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think mega-vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative methodologies and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. We think we know that it is better to enable mega-perfectly than to deliver ultra-holistically. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to cultivate ultra-intra-magnetically. We will expedite the capability of infomediaries to engage. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be scalable? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We believe we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also mesh intuitively. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT.