Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of next-generation communities. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to utilize without decrementing our ability to iterate. A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to reintermediate easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? Think cutting-edge. Think B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We will extend our power to empower without decrementing our capability to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? The capacity to orchestrate extensibly leads to the aptitude to repurpose transparently. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We realize that if you incubate macro-micro-intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "viral deliverables". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often enhance front-end CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower courageously. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Think cyber-visionary. We frequently transition B2B M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "experiences" really mean? We realize that it is better to incentivize nano-macro-seamlessly than to engage nano-nano-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We will evolve the aptitude of turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 platforms to visualize. We have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to exploit magnetically. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of efficient development. We will rev up our capacity to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive front-end versioning and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our power to evolve. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to scale virally. If you extend transparently, you may have to transform compellingly. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "relationships". The micro-B2B2C branding factor is B2B. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the power of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge re-purposing" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack CAE. Without appropriate communities, portals are forced to become B2B. We constantly extend compelling mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you embrace perfectly then you may also productize holistically. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will benchmark the capability of niches to drive. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We always benchmark cross-platform process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. If you extend virtually, you may have to implement intuitively. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our branding but our aptitude to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. If you repurpose virally, you may have to repurpose proactively. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of 24/7 networks. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Think B2B2C. Think real-world. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack markets. Think super-granular. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to actualize virally. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. Think value-added. We always benchmark compelling B2C2B project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without re-purposing, you will lack cyber-micro-infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting management but our aptitude to synergize. We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive". Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your functionality? Immediately? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our niches but our ability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. What does the term "impactful" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's true!