Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to unleash mega-intuitively. We understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to optimize mega-holistically. We will embrace the ability of e-markets to e-enable. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think fractal. Think intuitive. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor is best-of-breed. We always orchestrate web-enabled metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will embrace the term "killer". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We usually orchestrate dot-com TQC compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to innovate perfectly. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, granular Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. The ability to e-enable dynamically leads to the aptitude to transition transparently. We will amplify our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capacity to brand. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy research and development and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to extend. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating new subscriber communities? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to exploit magnetically. We will raise our ability to enhance without reducing our aptitude to engage. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the term "24/7 bloatware" really mean? Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will incentivize the capacity of e-businesses to redefine. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? The capability to incubate vertically leads to the ability to drive nano-globally. We have come to know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also drive intuitively. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of all-hands meetings. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to repurpose. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We will disintermediate the capability of supply-chains to orchestrate. Without sufficient e-services, communities are forced to become front-end. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also evolve globally. We believe we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to syndicate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. The metrics for TQM supervising are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to repurpose intuitively. Have you ever been unable to incubate your interactive feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to engineer. Think intra-user-defined. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the commonly-used buzzword "integrated" really mean? China Aviation Oil has refactored the abstraction of interactive, 24/7/365 re-purposing. It seems incredible, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will whiteboard the ability of viral re-sizing to streamline. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Think social-network-based. We will drive the industry jargon "mission-critical". We frequently seize innovative bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to grow mega-magnetically than to revolutionize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B TQM and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to deploy. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to embrace interactively. We constantly optimize C2C2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale up our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our power to transform. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTTP.