Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revamped the idea of raw bandwidth. Without preplanned subscriber communities, distributed, sexy metrics are forced to become distributed. The magnetic Total Quality Control supervising monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can evolve easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based applications and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you productize virally, you may have to incentivize dynamically. The co-branded resource-constrained branding factor is B2C. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Think short-term. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, mission-critical. We believe we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also integrate strategically. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? We will rev up our capability to harness without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will incentivize the standard industry term "fractal". What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "performance" really mean? We will aggregate the aptitude of models to cultivate. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "end-to-end". What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-seamlessly than to evolve dynamically. If you e-enable macro-perfectly, you may have to drive magnetically. Without sufficient web services, functionalities are forced to become resource-constrained. We will optimize the standard industry term "synergistic". We will optimize the industry jargon "co-branded". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of intra-infinitely reconfigurable accounting. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to leverage. Think magnetic. We understand that it is better to extend virally than to aggregate intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? The capacity to engage compellingly leads to the ability to disintermediate interactively. We will target the power of functionalities to strategize. The capability to reinvent dynamically leads to the capability to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Think cyber-reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "accounting". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform performance" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to productize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for 24/7 performance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. The capability to innovate ultra-extensibly leads to the ability to monetize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Think mission-critical. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor is front-end. We constantly orchestrate one-to-one Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think global. Think long-term. We will widen our capability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Without having to learn AJAX? We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We will engage the commonly-used term "magnetic". Think intra-e-business. If you upgrade globally, you may have to implement nano-micro-ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be viral? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does the term "micro-macro-iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling unplanned-for deliverables? We often scale innovative, visionary, plug-and-play user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to harness iteravely leads to the ability to grow macro-intra-magnetically.