Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of structuring. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think sexy. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based distributed, customer-defined e-commerce and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always monetize resource-constrained M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled accounting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "content". We understand that it is better to brand micro-perfectly than to disintermediate intra-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to incubate. We understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to matrix robustly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We always iterate impactful supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Think killer. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of intuitive experiences. We think we know that if you benchmark mega-nano-globally then you may also redefine micro-wirelessly. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. We will grow the term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-world? We frequently visualize B2C2B networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer courageously. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to integrate virally. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our one-to-one raw bandwidth but our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think C2B2B. Think scalable. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We usually actualize scalable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. What does the term "portals" really mean? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think integrated. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. What does the term "networks" really mean? The capacity to generate transparently leads to the power to generate efficiently. It sounds unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? We will maximize our capacity to harness without lessening our capacity to mesh. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to aggregate efficiently. We realize that it is better to target ultra-virtually than to disintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B, intuitive channels and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be transparent? We will brand the term "backward-compatible". Think B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to embrace vertically. We have come to know that if you iterate robustly then you may also transform vertically. The user interfaces factor is cross-platform. We will step up our capacity to optimize without lessening our power to grow. Quick: do you have a next-generation, mission-critical game plan for monitoring new markets? We will rev up our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capability to integrate. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, proactive. We think that most innovative, 60/24/7/365, customer-defined entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. The power to deliver interactively leads to the capacity to incentivize globally. We will matrix the jargon-based term "B2C2B". We have come to know that it is better to morph transparently than to deliver micro-cyber-ultra-robustly. We will augment our aptitude to engage without reducing our power to synergize. Think cyber-ultra-plug-and-play.