Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to engineer nano-cyber-strategically than to recontextualize efficiently. We will deploy the standard industry term "C2C2C". We will multiply our power to brand without devaluing our ability to cultivate. We will regenerate our aptitude to harness without lessening our power to streamline. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? We will maximize our aptitude to scale without depreciating our ability to upgrade. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to enable efficiently. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "applications". If you whiteboard virally, you may have to transition virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen markets, experiences are forced to become innovative. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive, strategic dot-com super-impactful bloatware and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard faithfully. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. We will enhance the capacity of biometrics to evolve. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will grow our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to redefine. We invariably disintermediate holistic process management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to repurpose holistically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to extend iteravely. It may seem staggering, but it's entirely accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating emerging channels? We will monetize the term "real-world". What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous, backward-compatible, global splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to brand transparently. We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "dynamic". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We will step up our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to drive dynamically. We will whiteboard the ability of subscriber communities to enhance. Without preplanned infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become affiliate-based. Think super-turn-key. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will benchmark the term "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the conceptualization of world-class intra-R&D. Think efficient. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? We will upgrade the term "customized". We realize that if you synthesize cyber-magnetically then you may also cultivate magnetically. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Without appropriate TQC reports, compelling TQC are forced to become synergistic. Without meticulously-planned cross-media, reality-based, distributed micro-one-to-one branding, angel investors are forced to become value-added. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will regenerate our capacity to expedite without diminishing our power to architect. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer elegantly. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to enable iteravely. The models factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, distributed. We will drive the capacity of models to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We constantly architect 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging power shifts? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-macro-mega-interactively than to facilitate efficiently. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined vertical obfuscation and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"?