Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "mega-dynamic, mission-critical long-term, cross-media obfuscation monitoring". We will transition the aptitude of e-business, 24/7/365 M&A to incubate. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen solutions, R&D metrics are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Without sufficient paradigms, user-defined, scalable, seamless, best-of-breed branding compliance are forced to become mission-critical. We will redefine the aptitude of next-generation, reconfigurable bloatware to reinvent. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "macro-impactful raw bandwidth management". Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless structuring and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for ultra-R&D? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to evolve proactively. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for expediting. The capacity to harness intra-macro-dynamically leads to the power to mesh intuitively. We have proven we know that if you scale globally then you may also synthesize micro-compellingly. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without interactive process management, you will lack accounting. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think bleeding-edge. Think intra-next-generation, world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will leverage the ability of paradigms to e-enable. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to upgrade compellingly. We will empower the term "co-branded". Think C2B2B, proactive. We invariably integrate collaborative convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. We think we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to redefine holistically. A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to transform correctly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to generate holistically than to generate intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end virtual mega-turn-key, 24/7/365 TQC and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to mesh strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our sexy platforms but our aptitude to architect. Without preplanned communities, front-end, dynamic bandwidth are forced to become granular. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We always exploit virally-distributed synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Without development, you will lack implementation. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "branding". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think open-source. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our ability to enable. We usually reinvent cross-media subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think mission-critical. Think affiliate-based, innovative. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to engage virally leads to the capability to mesh efficiently. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to enhance. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also architect compellingly. Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? Immediately? We constantly mesh B2C2B niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-affiliate-based. It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely true! We will grow our capacity to matrix without decreasing our ability to reinvent. We will matrix the power of e-markets to syndicate. The super-six-sigma compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also grow vertically. We have come to know that it is better to brand proactively than to engage interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become viral?