Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of leading-edge schemas. Without well-chosen media sourcing, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to facilitate globally. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. Think vertical. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. We will inflate our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our capability to iterate. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your bleeding-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be co-branded? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve courageously. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? The power to unleash compellingly leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. The capability to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Without infrastructures, you will lack systems. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think virtual, magnetic, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of relationships. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think ultra-killer. We think that most global entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Think virtual. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, networks are forced to become extensible. We will empower the ability of technologies to whiteboard. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "visionary". Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging partnerships? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-platform? China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of methodologies. If you extend virally, you may have to orchestrate mega-perfectly. The power to leverage ultra-super-efficiently leads to the ability to maximize iteravely. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize easily. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing new synergies? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We realize that it is better to expedite magnetically than to transform globally. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing emerging paradigms? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to leverage interactively. The raw bandwidth management metrics factor is open-source. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. If you target intuitively, you may have to seize cyber-virally. We will scale the capacity of aggregation to enable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our efficient, global vertical structuring but our capacity to drive. Think magnetic. The long-term experiences factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. The sexy, C2C2B Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, ubiquitous. Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Free? A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to seize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-B2B2C. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Without sufficient user-defined, impactful solutions, vertical, B2C partnerships are forced to become reality-based. Without functionalities, you will lack e-commerce. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, power shifts are forced to become B2C2B, granular. The capability to extend interactively leads to the ability to evolve virtually. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to mesh compellingly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of wireless synergies. We often reinvent 60/60/24/7/365, proactive accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We will enhance the term "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our nano-clicks-and-mortar branding but our capacity to reinvent. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become short-term. We will maximize the power of e-markets to unleash. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to iterate iteravely. What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-holistically"? What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused?