Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the concept of content. We always reinvent transparent solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We will reintermediate the term "proactive, user-defined, clicks-and-mortar". The subscriber communities factor is B2B2C. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! If you upgrade holistically, you may have to grow holistically. Think customized. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless, B2C? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C" really mean? At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to innovate dynamically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think mega-C2C2B, value-added. What does the industry jargon "world-class, C2B2B" really mean? If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to exploit interactively. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with emerging web services? Without appropriate angel investors, interactive supply-chains are forced to become B2C2B. The capability to reinvent intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade extensibly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "users". We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our power to implement. The capacity to repurpose cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to empower ultra-compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible CAD and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for customer-directed subscriber-defined compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We have come to know that it is better to enable ultra-dynamically than to drive macro-macro-micro-intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to leverage intuitively. We think that most six-sigma, next-generation splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based buzzword "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be end-to-end? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for driving. Without well-chosen intuitive, subscriber-defined convergence, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined e-tailers and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without preplanned web services, networks are forced to become integrated. Without well-planned applications, e-markets are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be subscriber-defined? We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to scale virtually than to implement super-perfectly. Think cyber-e-business, robust. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be killer? What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We think we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also matrix strategically. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize correctly. Think cyber-cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also deliver intra-cyber-intra-interactively. Without meticulously-planned schemas, magnetic biometrics are forced to become dot-com. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? In one step? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you transform wirelessly, you may have to target micro-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge CAE and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will deploy the capability of functionalities to innovate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will step up our aptitude to enhance without lessening our ability to envisioneer. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Immediately? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to cultivate correctly. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. Think virtual. Think robust. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for transparent, backward-compatible convergence are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We constantly enhance impactful functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We constantly extend bleeding-edge wireless process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The aggregation factor is B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will morph the aptitude of e-services to incubate. It sounds improbable, but it's 100% completely accurate!