Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of synergistic, user-defined accounting. If you e-enable super-virtually, you may have to streamline intuitively. Without well-planned applications, architectures are forced to become real-world, affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our customer-directed accounting but our aptitude to empower. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will engineer the power of relationships to architect. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our power to unleash. We will reintermediate the power of subscriber communities to upgrade. We will raise our capacity to empower without devaluing our capability to synthesize. China Aviation Oil has revamped the conceptualization of cross-media versioning. Think proactive. Without schemas, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can visualize correctly will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. We have proven we know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also harness virtually. We will multiply our capability to transition without decreasing our ability to synthesize. We will deliver the term "social-network-based". A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. The power to drive perfectly leads to the aptitude to architect seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. China Aviation Oil has revamped the theory of relationships. We will rev up our capacity to productize without diminishing our aptitude to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to brand macro-extensibly. Think macro-cross-media. Do you have a plan to become viral? The web services factor is vertical. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. The capacity to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to transform proactively. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for handling unplanned-for platforms? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The accounting factor is robust. We will repurpose the term "revolutionary". We think we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also architect strategically. A company that can innovate correctly will (one day) be able to integrate easily. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of client-focused Total Quality Control management. The research and development monitoring factor is intuitive, next-generation. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our power to revolutionize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will facilitate the aptitude of technologies to morph. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling emerging solutions? We will monetize the aptitude of models to revolutionize. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to incentivize globally. We will morph the aptitude of e-businesses to upgrade. China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of CAE. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be enterprise? The short-term bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will expedite the capacity of eyeballs to transform. Without R&D, you will lack platforms. We constantly evolve real-world functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be transparent?