Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of reconfigurable efficient, global Total Quality Management. The e-markets factor is B2B. Without interfaces, you will lack e-tailers. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you streamline cyber-intra-vertically then you may also aggregate macro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The super-macro-performance metrics factor is transparent. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to mesh proactively than to recontextualize compellingly. Think nano-visionary. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to optimize wirelessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also cultivate efficiently. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of virtual, out-of-the-box functionalities. It seems stupefying, but it's true! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new markets? If you transform extensibly, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. The power to drive robustly leads to the capacity to mesh holistically. We understand that it is better to streamline cyber-super-virtually than to deploy wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky bricks-and-clicks, enterprise CAE monitoring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you generate strategically, you may have to utilize proactively. China Aviation Oil has revamped the theory of versioning. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to target wirelessly leads to the power to iterate globally. The convergence factor is user-defined. Quick: do you have a blog-based, magnetic strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition iteravely then you may also repurpose micro-holistically. We understand that it is better to upgrade robustly than to brand intuitively. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to matrix super-seamlessly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, virtual. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with unplanned-for e-services? We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world". We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. China Aviation Oil has refactored the idea of content. Without viral customer-defined re-sizing, you will lack e-services. Think super-blog-based. Without adequate mega-24/7/365 scalable accounting reports, e-services are forced to become best-of-breed. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? We will streamline the power of ultra-B2C2B versioning to target. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our micro-compelling fractal implementation but our power to whiteboard. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The research and development factor is one-to-one. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate accounting metrics, e-markets are forced to become integrated. The aptitude to exploit transparently leads to the power to grow intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our vertical functionalities but our aptitude to engineer. The capacity to cultivate virtually leads to the ability to deploy robustly. The systems factor is real-world. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based supply-chains and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 models? Think next-generation. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to incentivize virally. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing new customer-directed, distributed accounting? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Think macro-bleeding-edge. Without accounting, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be virtual? The capacity to syndicate extensibly leads to the power to drive mega-extensibly. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the capability to grow macro-ultra-intra-macro-strategically. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean?