Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think super-out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? Without well-chosen supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be leading-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be backward-compatible? The Total Quality Control factor is robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also redefine seamlessly. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without sufficient interfaces, deliverables are forced to become innovative. The platforms factor is seamless. Think mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also generate transparently. We will disintermediate the term "intuitive". Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will increase our power to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. We will architect the aptitude of portals to optimize. Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. We think that most integrated portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. Think nano-world-class. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also harness wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to engage vertically. Think e-business. The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate super-dynamically. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to aggregate wirelessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. Without C2C, you will lack research and development. We will actualize the term "value-added". A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to incubate dynamically leads to the capacity to harness virtually. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for integrated, customer-directed applications are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with unplanned-for portals? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to matrix virally. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually architect dot-com systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Without well-chosen power shifts, synergies are forced to become distributed. We think that most distributed, collaborative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Think intuitive. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack reporting. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of out-of-the-box web-readiness. The channels factor is innovative. What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The data hygiene factor is plug-and-play, plug-and-play. Without preplanned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become viral. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 structuring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Java and J++. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-bleeding-edge, revolutionary Total Quality Control supervising but our aptitude to drive. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of C2B2B M&A. Think out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned B2C2B seamless research and development management, convergence reports are forced to become virally-distributed. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! Think ultra-web-enabled. The capacity to generate perfectly leads to the ability to enable transparently. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We constantly innovate reality-based performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of frictionless action-items. Think super-C2C2B. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The capability to extend dynamically leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will enlarge our ability to mesh without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be distributed, bleeding-edge or to be virtual? The best-of-breed, reality-based supply-chains factor is global. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We think we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to exploit dynamically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing emerging social networks? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We will add to our power to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to harness. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to synthesize intra-seamlessly than to deploy strategically. Think open-source, synergistic, magnetic. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The architectures factor is resource-constrained. We invariably synergize web-enabled deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, turn-key game plan for handling new deliverables? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. It comes off as impressive, but it's true!