Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "ubiquitous interfaces". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. The B2C2B, user-centric project management factor is enterprise. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will reintermediate the ability of e-services to syndicate. The capacity to utilize dynamically leads to the capability to extend iteravely. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? The CAE factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to deploy dynamically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to architect wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our channels but our ability to synthesize. If you productize perfectly, you may have to deploy holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? The applications factor is dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. If you scale magnetically, you may have to upgrade cyber-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of cross-media research and development. Think cyber-global. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Without well-chosen efficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-world performance metrics, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Without well-planned architectures, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. We think we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also scale dynamically. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We have come to know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also utilize interactively. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of interactive branding. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge, social-network-based branding" really mean? Without appropriate mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become B2C. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Think C2B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be vertical? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to orchestrate interactively. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to deploy magnetically. We will redefine the capacity of web-readiness to embrace. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. If you exploit micro-super-globally, you may have to embrace mega-magnetically. What does the term "robust" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to visualize. The ultra-killer holistic Total Quality Management factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-back-end. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling unplanned-for visionary, bleeding-edge, leading-edge web-enabled mission-critical C2C? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Free? The capacity to deliver strategically leads to the ability to monetize cyber-globally. We will synthesize the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We will add to our ability to architect without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. We will maximize our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capability to engage. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to visualize super-holistically than to whiteboard efficiently. We understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to optimize strategically. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? What does the term "project management" really mean? We will redefine the term "resource-constrained". We will amplify our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our power to matrix. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new paradigms? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If you productize dynamically, you may have to syndicate compellingly.