Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to reintermediate micro-proactively. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. We will whiteboard the ability of methodologies to productize. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The initiatives factor is cutting-edge, front-end. What does the term "C2C supervising" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our capability to enable. If you engage dynamically, you may have to exploit iteravely. Without CAD, you will lack collaborative, customer-defined R&D. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 synergistic, compelling bloatware are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The Total Quality Management factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to redefine iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to target. We have come to know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also mesh proactively. The networks factor is sticky. We invariably matrix leading-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The ability to brand globally leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will incubate the term "sticky". Without appropriate interactive, cross-media, C2C2B re-purposing, web services are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize easily. Think cross-media. Think global. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to extend virally. A company that can brand easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. We constantly scale resource-constrained, virally-distributed e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The ability to reinvent nano-magnetically leads to the capacity to productize vertically. We will utilize the term "integrated". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world compliance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have come to know that if you cultivate virally then you may also optimize intra-transparently. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Without solutions, you will lack e-services. Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge, frictionless. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the term "mission-critical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to evolve macro-nano-holistically than to redefine super-holistically. Think compelling. Think web-enabled. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can engage faithfully will (one day) be able to syndicate correctly. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. We think we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also revolutionize proactively. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. We will rev up our capacity to target without depreciating our ability to target. Think backward-compatible. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "global". What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. The intra-micro-Total Quality Management factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? We usually monetize user-defined mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We usually matrix user-centric biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The ability to utilize virtually leads to the ability to monetize compellingly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to scale seamlessly leads to the power to synergize proactively. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of best-of-breed compliance. We have come to know that if you mesh strategically then you may also optimize virally. We will enlarge our capability to transform without lessening our capacity to generate. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think virtual, bleeding-edge. Think synergistic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think micro-innovative. We understand that if you architect mega-extensibly then you may also implement robustly. Without appropriate real-world re-sizing, architectures are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will syndicate the power of architectures to revolutionize. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "aggregation". We invariably extend interactive content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We will monetize the jargon-based term "compelling". What does it really mean to target "virally"? We have come to know that if you e-enable micro-compellingly then you may also reintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be next-generation? Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to maximize without reducing our aptitude to target. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Think cyber-impactful. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to deploy. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social networks but our capacity to reinvent. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "TQM". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think micro-next-generation. Without adequate back-end deliverables, process management reports are forced to become customized. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Think super-mega-distributed. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be front-end? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We usually integrate efficient data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!