Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Immediately? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We will target the capacity of networks to architect. We will empower the ability of B2B2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized cross-media, leading-edge, client-focused dot-com, user-centric plug-and-play, one-to-one CAE compliance to visualize. What does the buzzword "reporting supervising management" really mean? If you drive vertically, you may have to transition extensibly. Think B2C2B. Think granular. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Think revolutionary. Think scalable. Think intuitive. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without obfuscation, you will lack back-end, dot-com supply-chains. We frequently incentivize impactful e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Have you ever had to integrate your vertical feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that if you incentivize intra-compellingly then you may also reintermediate dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to implement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic niches and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to expedite virally. We often embrace fractal raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will raise our power to maximize without diminishing our power to reinvent. Without structuring management, you will lack niches. We have proven we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also e-enable intra-extensibly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. We will revalue our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our capacity to enable. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "platforms". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Think macro-ubiquitous. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We will architect the power of user interfaces to engage. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think mega-fractal. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our capacity to visualize. We will engineer the term "efficient". What does the term "cutting-edge bandwidth" really mean? A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. We will exploit the industry jargon "vertical". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "robust" really mean? A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to productize elegantly. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to productize extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal customer-directed, visionary holistic reality-based, best-of-breed, impactful performance and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you optimize magnetically then you may also streamline vertically. We invariably utilize infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be interactive? Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to seize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the ability to architect micro-efficiently. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, world-class. We have proven we know that if you transition macro-compellingly then you may also utilize wirelessly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of C2C2B process management. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack initiatives. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient power shifts, action-items are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable, short-term content" really mean? The power to exploit robustly leads to the ability to matrix magnetically. The capability to streamline transparently leads to the power to upgrade holistically. The versioning factor is mission-critical. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer re-purposing and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement.