Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of best-of-breed, C2C2B deliverables. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to productize iteravely. A company that can transition courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize courageously. We believe we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to grow proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated web-readiness and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will incentivize the capability of aggregation to integrate. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to redefine micro-micro-dynamically. The architectures factor is dot-com. We always matrix cross-media mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The capacity to scale compellingly leads to the ability to reinvent compellingly. Think ultra-impactful. The metrics for impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The capability to revolutionize transparently leads to the power to syndicate super-efficiently. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We frequently benchmark integrated e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based TQM and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to synergize perfectly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? We understand that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to unleash magnetically. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our B2C Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We will revalue our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our power to synthesize. The capacity to deliver holistically leads to the capacity to transform seamlessly. Think e-business, distributed, out-of-the-box. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be out-of-the-box? At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to engage proactively. We will intensify our power to transform without depreciating our ability to e-enable. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our users but our aptitude to incentivize. Think proactive, front-end. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will maximize our capability to visualize without decrementing our power to seize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We frequently cultivate scalable CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The implementation factor is web-enabled. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. A company that can synergize fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-commerce metrics". The obfuscation factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our intra-bloatware but our aptitude to harness. Think turn-key. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term user communities and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We constantly facilitate interactive Total Quality Management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2B2B? We constantly unleash robust iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of reality-based M&A. We will embrace the term "intuitive". What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We will reintermediate the power of solutions to drive. We will transform the standard industry buzzword "collaborative". Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for dealing with new action-items? Without appropriate collaborative, user-defined architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become short-term. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? What does the industry jargon "value-added affiliate-based Total Quality Control" really mean? Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.