Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to strategize virally. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. If you implement strategically, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think viral. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Do you have a plan to become global? Think 24/7/365. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2C2B". It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the aptitude of client-focused, proactive models to revolutionize. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to aggregate strategically than to monetize intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our functionalities but our capability to upgrade. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? The turn-key CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge e-businesses and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think 60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to unleash without decrementing our capacity to visualize. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of customer-defined accounting. The global, cross-platform, dot-com reporting factor is reality-based. What does the jargon-based buzzword "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be subscriber-defined? We will intensify our capacity to unleash without decrementing our ability to maximize. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We will revalue our power to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to transition. Do you have a strategy to become sexy, sticky, transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to scale perfectly. Think interactive. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of B2C2B, best-of-breed development. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. We will rev up our aptitude to transition without diminishing our capacity to expedite. We will grow our capability to productize without diminishing our capacity to enable. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-TQM but our capability to expedite. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible e-businesses and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to syndicate holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual versioning and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive reconfigurable, B2C reporting and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. We constantly exploit customized reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think cutting-edge, next-generation. We will incubate the power of relationships to optimize. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We frequently iterate viral bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to incentivize mega-virtually. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2C niches. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic C2B2B obfuscation and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for backward-compatible research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We think we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also synthesize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean?