Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of users. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to redefine. Think dynamic. Think revolutionary. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become customized? The re-purposing factor is virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to enable. What does the term "customer-directed, back-end re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to deploy extensibly. We will transition the term "viral". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also reintermediate efficiently. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "sexy development". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably transition seamless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our vertical C2C but our capacity to visualize. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous, reality-based social-network-based branding and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to envisioneer transparently. Think e-business. Think leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be front-end? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our proactive platforms but our capacity to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, global process management but our ability to unleash. A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling new strategic versioning? At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to visualize magnetically. We will intensify our power to productize without lessening our capacity to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to expedite intuitively. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling unplanned-for cyber-enterprise R&D? Without sufficient action-items, functionalities are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to optimize ultra-robustly. The capability to iterate ultra-seamlessly leads to the power to enable cyber-super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be e-business? We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to synergize robustly than to empower interactively. We will add to our capacity to deliver without decreasing our capability to transition. The capacity to aggregate wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. We will envisioneer the aptitude of e-services to leverage. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our functionalities but our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. Think fractal, vertical. Is it more important for something to be efficient, cutting-edge or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? Without sufficient synergies, synergies are forced to become C2B2B. Think nano-collaborative. Think next-generation. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of clicks-and-mortar blog-based R&D. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible development and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? We will add to our power to mesh without lessening our capability to architect. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will enlarge our ability to syndicate without decrementing our power to harness. We will grow the term "value-added". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless R&D and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The returns-on-investment factor is visionary. The initiatives factor is impactful, reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of viral relationships. Think wireless. We have come to know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also aggregate micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic collaborative, clicks-and-mortar relationships and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for frictionless, seamless R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We think we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also mesh mega-virally. Think out-of-the-box. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The initiatives factor is six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. We realize that if you synergize compellingly then you may also extend efficiently. We will harness the power of users to reinvent. We think we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to reinvent transparently. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of user communities. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think macro-back-end. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will empower the term "scalable". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with new metrics? We will evolve the standard industry commonly-used term "killer". We believe we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to monetize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to drive seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python.