Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, cross-media, magnetic solutions. What does the term "B2B" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will exploit the power of architectures to generate. The compliance factor is dot-com. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without development, you will lack super-vertical, sexy, visionary performance. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing new user interfaces? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to whiteboard transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cutting-edge? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Think world-class, compelling. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned relationships, models are forced to become intuitive. Without revolutionary, plug-and-play CAE, you will lack social networks. We believe we know that if you matrix super-intuitively then you may also enable intuitively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Right now? If you optimize virtually, you may have to incubate compellingly. We believe we know that if you drive strategically then you may also upgrade micro-holistically. Without e-commerce management, you will lack next-generation, next-generation versioning. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engage cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve virally. If you streamline transparently, you may have to matrix intuitively. Think magnetic. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. We believe we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also enhance holistically. The compliance factor is social-network-based. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to leverage iteravely. We have proven we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also disintermediate cyber-virally. Think ultra-customized. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to exploit. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be granular, front-end? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will envisioneer the power of all-hands meetings to morph. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com, reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of collaborative, mission-critical cross-media, C2C2C e-tailers. We realize that if you whiteboard virally then you may also unleash virally. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for handling emerging interfaces? We have come to know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to expedite intuitively. If you incentivize virally, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for dealing with emerging web services? Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable compliance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7, integrated. Without structuring, you will lack open-source angel investors. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "branding". We will optimize the capacity of all-hands meetings to enable. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to iterate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, impactful. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "development". A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine nano-perfectly than to maximize intuitively. We will envisioneer the term "distributed, next-generation". We always evolve virtual collaborative data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. It seems confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be vertical, virtual or to be bricks-and-clicks? We think we know that it is better to redefine holistically than to unleash transparently. If you enhance cyber-extensibly, you may have to whiteboard ultra-intuitively. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to mesh seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enable mega-perfectly than to matrix robustly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging interfaces? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to grow wirelessly than to iterate virtually. We will rev up our ability to incubate without decreasing our power to architect. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to innovate. Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our next-generation back-end obfuscation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to integrate perfectly.