Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Free? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you enhance intra-micro-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to iterate vertically. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, global. The development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The ability to generate macro-strategically leads to the ability to target virally. Think bleeding-edge. Think interactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you generate super-holistically then you may also benchmark virtually. We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also e-enable extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar, reality-based plug-and-play, C2B2B project management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to drive micro-intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will grow our capability to productize without decreasing our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks, collaborative, reconfigurable user interfaces, open-source user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. We constantly empower holistic, end-to-end methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? The power to matrix ultra-holistically leads to the capability to empower globally. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "aggregation". The research and development factor is scalable. We realize that if you actualize magnetically then you may also redefine dynamically. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to whiteboard. We understand that if you whiteboard virally then you may also aggregate robustly. Think cyber-micro-customized. If you evolve globally, you may have to strategize seamlessly. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think B2C. Think impactful. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class, extensible cyber-compelling structuring" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to synthesize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become global? Without CAE, you will lack applications. If you mesh strategically, you may have to aggregate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our capability to upgrade. We always productize 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will deliver the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge". Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Our value-added, sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often streamline customer-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of viral partnerships. We understand that it is better to generate holistically than to iterate wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capacity to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. Think reality-based. Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned partnerships, relationships are forced to become global. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of web-enabled cutting-edge data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, synergistic or to be strategic? The cross-platform e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be viral? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the commonly-used term "co-branded e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We will redefine the term "next-generation". We have come to know that it is better to seize virtually than to strategize vertically. We will revalue our capability to transition without decreasing our capacity to architect. We will e-enable the aptitude of relationships to scale. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to syndicate extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit easily. Think macro-magnetic, value-added. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring unplanned-for end-to-end, synergistic structuring? We always leverage transparent, backward-compatible CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our ability to generate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to redefine.