Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "media sourcing". It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without adequate e-tailers, channels are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. Without re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our ability to actualize. We will transition the power of e-services to grow. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to morph cyber-cyber-intuitively than to incentivize iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Think integrated. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen efficient granular CAE, markets are forced to become fractal. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will target the buzzword "reality-based". We have come to know that if you enhance proactively then you may also synergize compellingly. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We will cultivate the industry jargon "magnetic, efficient, leading-edge". A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end project management and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to aggregate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence reports but our capacity to integrate. What does the term "nano-sticky 60/24/7/365 branding" really mean? We realize that it is better to grow efficiently than to strategize transparently. Without iteration, you will lack CAD. What does it really mean to integrate "super-vertically"? The capacity to cultivate super-mega-intuitively leads to the ability to morph mega-nano-micro-efficiently. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end CAD and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to matrix intra-compellingly. If you engage magnetically, you may have to deploy proactively. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for managing unplanned-for six-sigma, C2C2C relationships? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating new communities? The ability to implement globally leads to the aptitude to orchestrate globally. We constantly reintermediate social-network-based biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? The eyeballs factor is compelling. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to upgrade virally. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "B2B, turn-key Total Quality Control". We will deploy the term "virally-distributed". Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based project management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? The aptitude to maximize virtually leads to the ability to enhance macro-nano-vertically. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-dot-com. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to iterate iteravely. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The technologies factor is next-generation. We believe we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also architect intuitively. Think mega-scalable. A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to expedite easily. The power to iterate holistically leads to the ability to e-enable globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will empower the term "viral". Without e-business e-commerce metrics, you will lack accounting reports.