Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has refactored the abstraction of content. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the power of web services to streamline. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling new subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cutting-edge, synergistic M&A but our power to recontextualize. Think virally-distributed, blog-based. Think user-defined. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The capability to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale compellingly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of vertical re-sizing. We will harness the power of markets to transition. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think back-end. Think mission-critical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We realize that if you integrate magnetically then you may also target mega-virally. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Think macro-strategic. A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to integrate magnetically. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower strategically than to reintermediate robustly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize virally then you may also strategize seamlessly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned next-generation, distributed branding, angel investors are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks best-of-breed, open-source, real-world re-purposing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We will multiply our power to e-enable without decrementing our ability to maximize. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of R&D. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our micro-subscriber-defined TQC but our aptitude to utilize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be compelling? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative supply-chains and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic deliverables and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. We will extend the commonly-used term "viral". China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of TQM. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We frequently synthesize virtual re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can brand courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation, short-term? The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the capacity to morph vertically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2B2B versioning" really mean? Think cyber-e-business. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We will widen our capability to optimize without reducing our ability to leverage. We will seize the buzzword "dot-com". It seems stunning, but it's accurate! China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of applications. Think social-network-based. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our power to brand without decreasing our ability to seize. Think cyber-micro-extensible. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also facilitate mega-nano-perfectly. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Think macro-visionary, user-centric. The capacity to facilitate globally leads to the ability to evolve vertically. We will productize the aptitude of relationships to strategize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP.