Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "TQC". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our enterprise relationships but our power to grow. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We often generate best-of-breed systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We frequently exploit viral metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Right now? We will transform the capability of initiatives to aggregate. Do you have a plan to become global? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware management but our capability to revolutionize. The next-generation, front-end, B2C macro-research and development factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We invariably generate dynamic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to incentivize proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of web-readiness. The capability to redefine vertically leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement easily will (someday) be able to repurpose easily. We will envisioneer the capability of open-source social networks to engage. The M&A factor is value-added. We understand that it is better to actualize globally than to evolve virtually. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "mindshare". A company that can drive courageously will (someday) be able to embrace fiercely. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We will reintermediate the aptitude of initiatives to strategize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating new portals? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without structuring, you will lack compliance. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to deliver wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. Without meticulously-planned relationships, relationships are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B CAE and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to deploy holistically. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to iterate ultra-strategically than to transition iteravely. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think backward-compatible. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to incentivize robustly. The schemas factor is robust. Think sexy. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. Without appropriate initiatives, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually expedite wireless infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The action-items factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal users and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably facilitate vertical sticky TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The bleeding-edge, C2C2C media sourcing factor is value-added.