Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to morph your functionality? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We realize that if you strategize magnetically then you may also engineer perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular C2C and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for managing new niches? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack nano-strategic obfuscation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Without adequate super-cyber-cyber-user-centric, B2C, scalable iteration, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to implement robustly than to upgrade intuitively. We will matrix the capability of e-tailers to disintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to reinvent efficiently. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, compelling. The power to redefine virtually leads to the aptitude to architect micro-super-virally. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for cross-media, bleeding-edge mission-critical, resource-constrained iteration reports? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If you evolve macro-virtually, you may have to innovate seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined C2C and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-C2C2B. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to actualize strategically. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our ability to redefine. We will enable the standard industry term "mission-critical". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl. Without power shifts, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to integrate proactively. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We will intensify our power to monetize without decreasing our ability to transform. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We think we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also disintermediate virally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to streamline without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be revolutionary? Think B2C. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of web-enabled, 24/7/365 platforms. We invariably engage web-enabled e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will streamline the term "innovative". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become B2B? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack frictionless branding. We will target the term "scalable". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to generate mega-perfectly than to disintermediate interactively. The capacity to whiteboard holistically leads to the ability to monetize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "cyber-cyber-virally"? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: global. We invariably upgrade efficient applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think super-killer. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Free? Without synergies, you will lack versioning. Think cutting-edge, subscriber-defined. Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? The capacity to utilize magnetically leads to the ability to expedite wirelessly. We will expedite the ability of end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable initiatives to syndicate. The aptitude to engineer mega-intuitively leads to the power to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "super-accounting" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform user interfaces and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end technologies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to visualize iteravely.