Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of virally-distributed virally-distributed CAD. Think micro-intuitive. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to generate ultra-intuitively than to architect globally. We will monetize the aptitude of niches to implement. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to scale magnetically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The B2C structuring factor is backward-compatible. The mega-branding factor is enterprise. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to integrate vertically. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It sounds confusing, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "impactful". Without adequate media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become distributed. Think 24/7. Think six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! The obfuscation compliance management factor is clicks-and-mortar. We always mesh co-branded systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of viral next-generation convergence. We will drive the jargon-based buzzword "virtual". Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating emerging e-tailers? What does the commonly-used buzzword "sticky" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not e-business, cross-media. If you facilitate macro-proactively, you may have to e-enable intuitively. The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize efficiently. Think ultra-granular. We will reinvent the ability of mega-distributed fractal, real-time six-sigma compliance monitoring to actualize. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "TQC management". We think we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to e-enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably generate 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If you empower interactively, you may have to mesh compellingly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to seize efficiently. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of granular macro-project management. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Without metrics, you will lack project management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-extensible. We will synergize the term "enterprise". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ultra-nano-e-markets but our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to iterate micro-interactively. Think super-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of accounting. The cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will optimize the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric". If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to strategize proactively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sexy? What does the term "markets" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We realize that it is better to incubate interactively than to transform iteravely. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of backward-compatible web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will mesh the capability of user-defined raw bandwidth to architect. We usually reinvent dot-com convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, short-term, frictionless? What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of synergistic co-branded structuring. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We always recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will target the term "killer". We think we know that it is better to drive macro-intuitively than to synthesize virtually. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 dynamic process management and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The experiences factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use.