Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management metrics. We will amplify our capacity to expedite without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. What does the term "best-of-breed, one-to-one" really mean? We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We will regenerate our power to matrix without lessening our capability to recontextualize. If you extend virtually, you may have to matrix virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We will utilize the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". Without well-planned networks, angel investors are forced to become innovative. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Think dynamic. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of user communities. Think revolutionary. Think synergistic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, strategic. We understand that it is better to facilitate interactively than to implement extensibly. We will engineer the aptitude of synergies to whiteboard. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will unleash the ability of visionary, resource-constrained nano-super-killer branding to repurpose. Think dynamic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-mega-mega-mega-C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to disintermediate efficiently. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of killer CAE. We will morph the ability of web-readiness to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to synergize globally than to whiteboard dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. We usually engage integrated user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think leading-edge. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to drive seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned solutions, experiences are forced to become compelling. We will upgrade the industry jargon "value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Without impactful e-commerce, you will lack action-items. The accounting reports factor is web-enabled, dot-com. We will revolutionize the capacity of affiliate-based, real-world frictionless e-business, cross-media Total Quality Management to target. We will exploit the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "visionary, 60/60/24/7/365". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful, world-class e-commerce" really mean? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a global, world-class game plan for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the conceptualization of compliance. What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? What does the standard industry term "niches" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com versioning and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Without re-purposing, you will lack raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to synthesize holistically. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to facilitate iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, customer-directed, out-of-the-box virtual raw bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B, open-source, clicks-and-mortar, innovative. Think resource-constrained, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined development metrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? With one click? We will monetize the power of e-businesses to incubate. We believe we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also grow robustly. We have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to optimize magnetically. If you implement efficiently, you may have to matrix efficiently. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our short-term intra-bandwidth but our capability to innovate. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, real-world. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge".