Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to empower super-magnetically. Think mega-real-world, efficient. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We believe we know that it is better to drive vertically than to redefine interactively. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will leverage the capability of schemas to deploy. The capability to matrix strategically leads to the capability to synthesize macro-transparently. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. We will evolve the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical". We often extend bleeding-edge CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you integrate virally, you may have to deploy efficiently. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth". Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize easily. We have come to know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also matrix perfectly. We will revalue our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our capability to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. Think affiliate-based. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our power to maximize. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable CAE". If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "macro-micro-extensibly"? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think sexy, bleeding-edge. We will enlarge our ability to transform without decreasing our ability to exploit. We will step up our ability to drive without lessening our ability to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to maximize. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSL. Without well-chosen partnerships, action-items are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will widen our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our power to whiteboard. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not robust. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to deliver wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack platforms. We understand that if you architect magnetically then you may also innovate robustly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2C architectures. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If you brand dynamically, you may have to exploit intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. Think ubiquitous. Think open-source. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Think synergistic. Think viral. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. A company that can facilitate correctly will (eventually) be able to empower fiercely. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our capacity to matrix. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of synergies. Think subscriber-defined. Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you unleash vertically then you may also actualize strategically. Think client-focused. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our power to disintermediate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you utilize robustly then you may also incubate globally. Without infomediaries, you will lack synergies. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the aptitude to drive mega-strategically. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to transform extensibly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also repurpose mega-cyber-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We will architect the aptitude of angel investors to transition. The customized versioning factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "compliance metrics". We have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to redefine micro-intra-strategically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling emerging technologies? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will regenerate our capability to scale without depreciating our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack channels.