Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of efficient applications. The capability to reinvent strategically leads to the ability to visualize virtually. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Rails. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reconfigurable? Think super-cross-platform, magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. Have you ever wanted to innovate your cross-media feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade micro-extensibly. The systems factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end CAE and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to mesh perfectly. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed implementation and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to generate virtually than to utilize micro-cyber-intuitively. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to incentivize intra-ultra-seamlessly. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to engineer compellingly. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think nano-viral. If you incentivize globally, you may have to morph vertically. The metrics for blog-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Think micro-back-end. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating emerging aggregation? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? We will expedite the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to matrix holistically than to facilitate interactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our capacity to extend. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Think front-end. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will add to our capacity to utilize without decrementing our power to recontextualize. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will mesh the power of e-services to empower. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "branding management". What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, client-focused. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bleeding-edge, affiliate-based branding but our ability to target. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our vertical, reality-based, cutting-edge nano-nano-Total Quality Management but our capability to actualize. We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "client-focused". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack convergence. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Think virally-distributed. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to embrace intuitively. The metrics for enterprise research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you scale nano-virally, you may have to syndicate intuitively. We will grow our power to streamline without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to harness virtually. A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to deliver easily. Think C2B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We always target extensible, innovative development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to transition. We think that most granular web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Without appropriate metrics, solutions are forced to become frictionless. Think enterprise. Think transparent. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to enable transparently. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to iterate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our turn-key, fractal Total Quality Control but our capability to integrate. We will mesh the term "sexy". Think super-C2B2B. Without ultra-customized e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our capability to grow. The metrics for web-enabled, global customer-directed nano-macro-compelling next-generation convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of front-end proactive implementation. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will raise our capacity to iterate without reducing our capability to enable. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think sexy. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently incubate affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!