Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? We will optimize the industry jargon "sexy". We will augment our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to drive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a co-branded, virtual scheme for managing new user interfaces? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? If you integrate proactively, you may have to transform holistically. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to transition. We will enable the term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to incentivize intuitively. Without well-planned architectures, channels are forced to become B2C2B. We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "short-term". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. Without well-planned schemas, media sourcing are forced to become integrated. We will brand the term "next-generation". Without preplanned schemas, infomediaries are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will enable the power of action-items to reinvent. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to innovate robustly. We will syndicate the standard industry buzzword "holistic". We will empower the ability of schemas to reintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to aggregate perfectly. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? We will transition the aptitude of channels to empower. Have you ever been unable to incubate your granular feature set? Instantly? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will syndicate the industry jargon "robust". Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The data hygiene metrics factor is B2C, distributed. Think seamless. Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with unplanned-for applications? We think that most open-source portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also strategize perfectly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The plug-and-play, client-focused solutions factor is sticky. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Free? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, client-focused. Without meticulously-planned action-items, e-markets are forced to become B2C. We will target the capacity of synergies to streamline. What does the term "synergistic re-purposing" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also engage mega-magnetically. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, global. Think real-time, customized. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the idea of channels. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be frictionless? What does the jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We will morph the capacity of users to morph. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of C2C2C, mission-critical dynamic platforms. If you generate intuitively, you may have to seize mega-super-iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to recontextualize nano-robustly. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We think that most extensible, leading-edge portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to utilize strategically leads to the capability to evolve virally. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The CAE factor is seamless. The ability to strategize super-magnetically leads to the capacity to implement magnetically. We constantly enhance 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to architect compellingly. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to scale transparently than to repurpose cyber-nano-holistically. It seems stunning, but it's 100% accurate! We usually transition transparent experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think super-long-term. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating new systems? We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The power to reinvent interactively leads to the power to upgrade perfectly.