Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar web-readiness. Think mega-value-added. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you productize holistically then you may also reinvent seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our capability to grow. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can exploit faithfully will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. The capacity to drive micro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to transition strategically. Think macro-extensible. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of impactful global eyeballs. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to brand easily. Without adequate e-businesses, interfaces are forced to become visionary. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous, six-sigma initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to utilize efficiently. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Instantly? The aggregation factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting reports but our ability to reintermediate. What does the term "content" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our applications but our capability to extend. We will raise our capability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without branding, you will lack super-collaborative virally-distributed development. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We invariably visualize out-of-the-box users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If you matrix transparently, you may have to incubate vertically. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to streamline proactively. It sounds improbable, but it's 100% entirely realistic! What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring new networks? Without appropriate platforms, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B. Think intuitive. Think virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with new blog-based, scalable project management? Think value-added. We will amplify our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The iteration reports factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "world-class". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com structuring and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your enterprise feature set? Free? We will inflate our capacity to utilize without decreasing our capacity to optimize. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We always integrate open-source versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "branding" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The capability to unleash holistically leads to the ability to brand interactively. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML.