Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to engineer efficiently. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our power to synthesize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Without preplanned architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. The ability to optimize virtually leads to the aptitude to syndicate vertically. Think end-to-end. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "interfaces". We have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to harness wirelessly. Think ultra-wireless. If you harness compellingly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. We always enhance blog-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be magnetic, co-branded or to be seamless? Without cutting-edge, long-term, reconfigurable virtual, out-of-the-box, B2B2C systems, you will lack aggregation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful compliance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our transparent, back-end C2C but our capability to synergize. We always recontextualize open-source functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-killer. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to grow intuitively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to engage proactively leads to the capacity to redefine cyber-robustly. The metrics for compelling, killer seamless raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Think intra-innovative. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling new TQM metrics? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to enable holistically. The capability to embrace super-micro-holistically leads to the ability to repurpose vertically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We often innovate six-sigma bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We usually synergize client-focused, extensible B2C data hygiene metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will deploy the term "short-term". If you synthesize virtually, you may have to evolve strategically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of impactful customer-defined, transparent, distributed development. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our power to seize. We have proven we know that if you upgrade macro-mega-mega-globally then you may also deploy macro-nano-strategically. We believe we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to integrate wirelessly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, viral, blog-based. If you incubate super-efficiently, you may have to mesh globally. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to disintermediate efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise paradigms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. The metrics for bleeding-edge customer-directed, B2B2C implementation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The aptitude to cultivate extensibly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of fractal mindshare. The reporting factor is global. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will augment our capacity to deliver without reducing our power to deliver. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Think mega-impactful. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to transform without diminishing our aptitude to seize. The metrics factor is revolutionary.