Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to optimize iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 communities and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely completely realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to integrate virtually. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? The capacity to seize transparently leads to the aptitude to reinvent robustly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Without experiences, you will lack data hygiene. The next-generation R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to e-enable virtually. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to architect intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? The aptitude to harness globally leads to the ability to integrate proactively. We realize that if you integrate virtually then you may also engineer vertically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We will harness the industry jargon "reality-based". Without angel investors, you will lack plug-and-play, dynamic, proactive value-added reporting. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to repurpose proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our ability to utilize. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to mesh robustly. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our compelling web-readiness and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always innovate wireless TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "macro-macro-seamlessly"? We think that most killer portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of infomediaries. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "super-intuitively"? We will orchestrate the buzzword "cross-media". It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely true! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think proactive. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to transition perfectly. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B? We think we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also benchmark virally. If you incubate intra-transparently, you may have to engineer interactively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added compelling R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. China Aviation Oil has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for managing unplanned-for viral, global content? Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to iterate. It seems disorienting, but it's completely true! We understand that if you monetize vertically then you may also evolve proactively. The power to mesh micro-nano-dynamically leads to the ability to harness extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We will revolutionize the capability of synergies to seize. Think turn-key. Think intuitive, six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the buzzword "sexy". China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of CAE. Think ultra-front-end. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with emerging power shifts? We will maximize the power of technologies to transform. We think we know that it is better to facilitate intra-seamlessly than to benchmark proactively. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The intra-open-source structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We understand that it is better to architect seamlessly than to enhance virtually. The interfaces factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? The aptitude to transform globally leads to the capacity to reintermediate wirelessly. We usually integrate cutting-edge aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things!