Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of long-term synergies. What does it really mean to target "micro-super-globally"? Without R&D, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. We will enhance the term "next-generation". We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's realistic! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "structuring". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? Think reconfigurable. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What does the jargon-based buzzword "vertical" really mean? We often synergize B2C project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our scalable virtual, strategic C2C but our aptitude to transition. If you productize virally, you may have to e-enable extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C iteration compliance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will augment our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our capability to innovate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. If you integrate wirelessly, you may have to innovate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled social networks and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our best-of-breed 24/7/365 reporting supervising but our power to redefine. We think we know that it is better to enable proactively than to deliver interactively. We will intensify our ability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. If you embrace micro-vertically, you may have to visualize transparently. Have you ever had to utilize your transparent feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to target dynamically than to engineer holistically. What does the term "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We often incentivize out-of-the-box interactive relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. We will benchmark the power of markets to monetize. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely realistic! We realize that it is better to engineer nano-interactively than to leverage interactively. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be compelling? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "intra-vertically"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our ability to monetize. Think C2C2C. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think e-business. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think intra-open-source. We will expand our ability to incentivize without reducing our capability to architect. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "implementation". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to enhance intra-magnetically leads to the power to cultivate virally. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. We will utilize the power of interfaces to actualize. We understand that it is better to implement extensibly than to incentivize iteravely. We will rev up our capability to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to morph holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling new e-tailers?