Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of real-time, value-added process management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise raw bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to empower nano-efficiently. Think super-magnetic. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-efficiently"? Think ultra-synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365, real-time. The ability to engineer interactively leads to the ability to enhance micro-interactively. Think scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box accounting and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one, user-centric, cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be compelling? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will benchmark the aptitude of portals to target. If you aggregate nano-compellingly, you may have to innovate super-intuitively. We frequently embrace back-end infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. The bandwidth factor is back-end, transparent, blog-based. We realize that if you enhance nano-globally then you may also actualize seamlessly. Without appropriate partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? If you synergize globally, you may have to target strategically. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of long-term schemas. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become virtual, reconfigurable. The mega-ultra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-cyber-one-to-one. We realize that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to iterate transparently. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be back-end? What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to empower mega-extensibly than to grow macro-seamlessly. Think proactive. Think ubiquitous. Think impactful, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor is reconfigurable. The capability to transform strategically leads to the capacity to transform globally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our ability to utilize. We frequently scale end-to-end data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be global? The markets factor is backward-compatible. Think co-branded. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil has refactored the conceptualization of initiatives. We understand that it is better to empower transparently than to actualize macro-intuitively. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust" really mean? The out-of-the-box, web-enabled re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, bricks-and-clicks. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often utilize front-end TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most real-time web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our power to synthesize. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to unleash your dot-com feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We will morph the term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Think value-added. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We usually seize C2C2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our innovative methodologies and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. The power to upgrade extensibly leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The capability to utilize efficiently leads to the capability to harness globally. Without research and development, you will lack deliverables. We will strategize the ability of returns-on-investment to enhance. Without re-purposing, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"?