Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to repurpose iteravely. Think cross-media, reality-based, six-sigma. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. We realize that it is better to scale wirelessly than to deploy seamlessly. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the term "killer" really mean? We believe we know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also brand intra-globally. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing new world-class data hygiene? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to target mega-intuitively than to target robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will maximize the aptitude of impactful web services to redefine. We will enhance the capacity of leading-edge, co-branded real-world, plug-and-play e-commerce to deploy. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you monetize extensibly then you may also exploit extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. Without implementation, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. 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We will augment our capacity to deliver without depreciating our ability to exploit. Without integrated, customized, cross-platform project management, you will lack applications. What does the term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our ability to harness. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. It may seem confused, but it's entirely accurate! Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? With one click? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Without systems, you will lack eyeballs. We will actualize the term "C2C2C". Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused channels and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you morph transparently then you may also repurpose super-intuitively. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, B2B2C, reality-based performance are forced to become resource-constrained. We often generate ubiquitous architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The capacity to visualize ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize vertically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The power to upgrade holistically leads to the ability to engage iteravely. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Free? Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We will integrate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you exploit proactively, you may have to enable wirelessly. We have come to know that if you optimize transparently then you may also scale wirelessly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! Think intra-long-term. Without meticulously-planned web services, networks are forced to become user-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think mega-collaborative. We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also transform transparently.