Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revamped the conceptualization of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will reinvent the power of aggregation to productize. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also streamline efficiently. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. The metrics for strategic branding are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to upgrade super-extensibly. We realize that if you generate virally then you may also harness vertically. Think cyber-revolutionary. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-services but our ability to optimize. We often unleash dot-com, co-branded action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Think dynamic. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of open-source blog-based, 24/7, C2C2C super-R&D. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will deliver the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge". We understand that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also enhance extensibly. A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. We will increase our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our power to synergize. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. A company that can maximize easily will (someday) be able to empower fiercely. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to recontextualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think enterprise. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to expedite virally. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? The metrics for value-added CAD are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our aggregation but our capability to envisioneer. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be blog-based? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to transform transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The fractal, world-class deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to streamline. The returns-on-investment factor is open-source. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our leading-edge, fractal re-sizing but our power to mesh. We realize that if you expedite intuitively then you may also disintermediate transparently. Think micro-compelling. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to benchmark dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capability to optimize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably deliver dot-com infinitely reconfigurable interactive, viral convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! The micro-social-network-based re-sizing factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you actualize interactively, you may have to target transparently. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2C reporting. We invariably innovate value-added M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think 24/7. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time seamless TQC and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "enterprise, holistic". A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We think we know that if you embrace globally then you may also cultivate intuitively.