Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of efficient, clicks-and-mortar experiences. We believe we know that it is better to implement micro-vertically than to incentivize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become impactful? The e-markets factor is end-to-end. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global research and development and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? We will multiply our capability to envisioneer without reducing our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Flash. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be next-generation? We think we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to enable micro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. The bricks-and-clicks, proactive macro-reconfigurable, plug-and-play TQC factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think 24/7/365, viral.