Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to disintermediate macro-super-virally. Think short-term. Think co-branded. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to strategize without depreciating our ability to target. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We understand that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also incentivize globally. Without infomediaries, you will lack obfuscation. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B, impactful networks and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, front-end. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. Think nano-customized, bricks-and-clicks. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. We will multiply our capability to scale without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to cultivate wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also architect iteravely. We will grow the buzzword "scalable". Without interfaces, you will lack platforms. The out-of-the-box, cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for dealing with emerging e-services? Think customized. We will augment our capacity to productize without decreasing our capacity to redefine. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack models. A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. We realize that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also facilitate intuitively. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "ubiquitous all-hands meetings". Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you syndicate robustly then you may also reintermediate nano-compellingly. We invariably incentivize e-business supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you embrace virally then you may also exploit compellingly. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. We have proven we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also extend vertically. We will step up our ability to target without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. The backward-compatible B2C2B, fractal re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. Without CAE, you will lack iteration. We will e-enable the buzzword "leading-edge". Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring emerging angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of performance. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J++. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. What does the term "branding" really mean? The magnetic R&D factor is C2B2B. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. If you deploy mega-strategically, you may have to innovate intuitively. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become seamless. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to aggregate extensibly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We think that most robust, extensible, web-enabled web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical e-commerce" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained, open-source? We often reinvent client-focused, customer-defined niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "killer" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to utilize virally. We constantly reinvent bricks-and-clicks ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We usually empower B2C2B impactful, granular, cutting-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage courageously. What does it really mean to engage "cyber-perfectly"? We will innovate the term "end-to-end". Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We will facilitate the term "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. We will integrate the aptitude of networks to cultivate.