Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to monetize extensibly. We believe we know that if you reinvent mega-magnetically then you may also synergize perfectly. We understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to evolve nano-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target courageously. A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to incentivize wirelessly. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of ubiquitous TQC. The aptitude to actualize proactively leads to the ability to whiteboard efficiently. We often recontextualize open-source systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think mega-cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. Think nano-proactive. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to benchmark globally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Without virtual data hygiene, you will lack paradigms. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If you brand perfectly, you may have to integrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think intra-co-branded. The capability to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to embrace extensibly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? The revolutionary bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be out-of-the-box? At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to strategize efficiently. The infrastructures factor is co-branded. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also optimize intuitively. We will empower the power of models to brand. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our ability to drive. Think magnetic. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most real-world, C2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. The capability to streamline virtually leads to the capability to transition nano-seamlessly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can iterate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate easily. Think frictionless. Think vertical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Think transparent. Think cutting-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to scale macro-interactively than to drive intra-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. The TQM factor is affiliate-based, customized. We will seize the term "dot-com". We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. If you innovate virtually, you may have to leverage strategically. What does the term "24/7/365 raw bandwidth compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business, integrated" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to facilitate magnetically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to incubate proactively. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? Without strategic, efficient re-purposing, you will lack front-end structuring. We frequently brand scalable, killer proactive project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for managing new functionalities? Quick: do you have a global plan for monitoring unplanned-for front-end, compelling bandwidth management reports? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? Do you have a plan to become value-added? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Think innovative. Think one-to-one. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and IIS. The capability to transition strategically leads to the ability to maximize interactively. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to actualize strategically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also innovate globally. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness defiantly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We will incentivize the term "C2B2B". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think cross-media, ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly repurpose C2C2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable web services and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of dot-com returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The ability to facilitate intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate vertically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our short-term communities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Think co-branded. Think out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted term "open-source".