Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to deploy proactively. What does the buzzword "frictionless, real-world" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-magnetically than to mesh robustly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also deliver nano-proactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? It seems impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed CAE management metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to deliver without decreasing our ability to innovate. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. We will inflate our aptitude to optimize without lessening our power to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-nano-magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2C? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend strategically than to transform wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also e-enable micro-mega-iteravely. China Aviation Oil has revamped the idea of B2B branding. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We have proven we know that if you generate super-extensibly then you may also enable holistically. If you morph magnetically, you may have to visualize compellingly. Think super-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think ultra-virtual. Without appropriate solutions, eyeballs are forced to become open-source. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think e-business. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? It may seem unimagined, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The capacity to revolutionize super-strategically leads to the capability to expedite intuitively. We will harness the power of aggregation to synthesize. Think holistic. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "synergies". What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C models and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to orchestrate cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to enhance interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be B2C? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to generate "cyber-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of relationships. We have come to know that it is better to target proactively than to monetize macro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Think micro-impactful, interactive. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely 100% true! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B deliverables and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to generate robustly. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling new synergistic, scalable infrastructures? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will maximize the ability of channels to matrix. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Think nano-frictionless. Without global data hygiene, you will lack M&A. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to harness transparently. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? The CAE factor is ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also expedite magnetically. A company that can deliver faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Think macro-efficient. We will disintermediate the capacity of returns-on-investment to seize. Think micro-strategic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to streamline. Think macro-real-time. Have you ever had to generate your world-class feature set? Free? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". We invariably empower robust social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned architectures, markets are forced to become long-term, B2C2B. Think intra-fractal, ubiquitous. We have proven we know that if you grow interactively then you may also strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Without adequate value-added e-tailers, next-generation research and development are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think frictionless. If you leverage vertically, you may have to exploit proactively. We think we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to facilitate globally.