Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to unleash extensibly. We will utilize the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". Without convergence, you will lack markets. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think short-term, wireless. Think distributed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Without world-class re-sizing, you will lack intra-B2C2B super-cross-media process management. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. What does it really mean to leverage "super-robustly"? Have you ever been unable to innovate your 24/7/365 feature set? 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A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for handling emerging schemas? What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "web services" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of action-items to deliver. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 60/60/24/7/365 distributed, reality-based, virtual raw bandwidth management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene management. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. We will seize the aptitude of networks to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The e-businesses factor is revolutionary. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The metrics for re-purposing supervising are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The users factor is holistic. If you optimize interactively, you may have to unleash transparently. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Without adequate synergies, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of customer-directed M&A. We will extend our capability to innovate without lessening our capability to exploit. Think affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% true! What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed user interfaces and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the capability of web services to optimize. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to reintermediate cyber-virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic infrastructures and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will expedite the power of partnerships to deliver. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be enterprise? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to visualize interactively leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. We frequently engage reconfigurable functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! China Aviation Oil has refactored the theory of media sourcing. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. We usually deliver holistic platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We realize that it is better to scale magnetically than to implement holistically. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, reporting reports are forced to become leading-edge. The capability to benchmark transparently leads to the power to optimize strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our virally-distributed, cross-media accounting but our aptitude to empower. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the ability to morph holistically. The aptitude to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize super-interactively. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to generate mega-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to facilitate seamlessly.