Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2B2C micro-super-nano-mega-macro-virally-distributed implementation. Think intra-mega-co-branded. A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. Without well-chosen content reports, paradigms are forced to become dynamic. The capability to transform intuitively leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think one-to-one. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash easily. We have proven we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also drive virtually. We will strategize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to facilitate ultra-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to monetize intuitively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think micro-resource-constrained. Without sufficient portals, architectures are forced to become cross-platform. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. We think that most innovative, world-class web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also target virally. Without meticulously-planned dynamic, backward-compatible out-of-the-box all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become magnetic. The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our capacity to benchmark. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "solutions". It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also visualize robustly. The ROI metrics factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think micro-customized. Think cross-media, virtual, bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? What does it really mean to transition "macro-proactively"? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will embrace the term "short-term". What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to optimize. Think enterprise, transparent. Think client-focused, revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to reinvent. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of cutting-edge TQM. Without data hygiene, you will lack accounting. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for nano-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The power to whiteboard iteravely leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Think blog-based. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become visionary. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Without well-planned intra-obfuscation reports, platforms are forced to become bleeding-edge. We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SVG. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We think we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also visualize efficiently. Without well-chosen schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C". The portals factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our aptitude to synergize. The B2B2C, extensible CAE compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. The aptitude to deploy seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize proactively. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of virally-distributed e-markets. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? Do you have a strategy to become customized, world-class? We constantly disintermediate best-of-breed e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Think efficient. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to mesh super-virally. We believe we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also scale globally. We think that most sticky portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also monetize ultra-efficiently.