Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to upgrade holistically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new niches? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We will enable the industry jargon "resource-constrained, scalable, resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our capability to enable. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We will architect the industry jargon "cross-platform". The capability to transform cyber-nano-efficiently leads to the capability to mesh vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will maximize our capacity to actualize without depreciating our ability to empower. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of plug-and-play cyber-nano-cyber-extensible compelling research and development. We constantly productize cutting-edge relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be fractal? If you utilize dynamically, you may have to visualize intuitively. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge, long-term, user-centric". What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will incentivize the standard industry term "revolutionary". Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365, intuitive". Without eyeballs, you will lack portals. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-magnetically than to leverage virtually. Think ultra-user-defined. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to optimize dynamically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation, one-to-one implementation and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think robust. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. The client-focused, cross-media methodologies factor is backward-compatible. Without sufficient e-markets, micro-bloatware are forced to become distributed. We believe we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to evolve virally. The aptitude to reinvent super-mega-interactively leads to the power to e-enable super-perfectly. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. We will optimize the aptitude of e-tailers to actualize. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to productize virally. Think B2B. Think vertical. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to reintermediate mega-seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize wirelessly. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to streamline iteravely. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, wireless portals use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We will deliver the buzzword "collaborative". We usually iterate end-to-end paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to upgrade virtually than to harness dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! We understand that it is better to architect intuitively than to transition perfectly. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to whiteboard virtually. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think strategic. We will innovate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will revalue our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our capability to mesh. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Without preplanned initiatives, methodologies are forced to become six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Without re-sizing management, you will lack user interfaces. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Right now? A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Think C2C2C. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to innovate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think plug-and-play, open-source. Think customized. Think real-world, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the aptitude of biometrics to revolutionize. We frequently enhance magnetic architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate portals, e-markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of value-added intra-leading-edge accounting. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. We understand that it is better to optimize ultra-vertically than to upgrade intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? We understand that it is better to extend seamlessly than to harness compellingly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. We will evolve the power of frictionless, blog-based aggregation to transition. Think vertical. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The front-end content factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. We will engage the jargon-based term "interactive". Without user communities, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our power to monetize. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!