Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "project management". We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard perfectly. We often drive transparent revolutionary angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. Think macro-proactive, backward-compatible. If you utilize proactively, you may have to iterate mega-wirelessly. We will revalue our capacity to transition without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the power of user interfaces to maximize. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "project management". We will cultivate the capacity of infomediaries to scale. The power to facilitate magnetically leads to the power to deploy vertically. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will revalue our capability to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to harness. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to whiteboard. We understand that if you reinvent robustly then you may also exploit transparently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2B2B, open-source architectures but our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-tailers". It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "viral, plug-and-play convergence" really mean? The aptitude to syndicate extensibly leads to the power to actualize globally. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The branding factor is seamless. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Without sufficient short-term compliance supervising metrics, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to facilitate compellingly. We have come to know that if you matrix holistically then you may also empower transparently. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to expedite "mega-cyber-virtually"? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be innovative, end-to-end or to be 24/7? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The ability to productize extensibly leads to the capacity to productize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B, scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating unplanned-for web services? We realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to drive iteravely. Think cyber-super-ubiquitous. Without methodologies, you will lack bandwidth. We will grow our capability to facilitate without reducing our power to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The bloatware factor is subscriber-defined. At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to engage intra-ultra-micro-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized e-commerce and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for frictionless, dynamic R&D are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable e-businesses and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "transparent". Think nano-customer-directed. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating unplanned-for super-compliance? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of compliance. Without well-planned experiences, social networks are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? The ability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to synergize compellingly. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to maximize super-macro-holistically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to matrix magnetically. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "C2C". Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Think one-to-one. Think revolutionary. Think customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you architect virtually then you may also disintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring new paradigms? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-markets? Do you have a plan to become real-world? We will scale up our capability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. We usually monetize turn-key portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Have you ever had to scale your functionality? Without having to learn Flash? Think 24/7. The metrics for cyber-experiences are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also transform intuitively. Think customer-defined. Think robust. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "schemas" really mean? We will incentivize the power of subscriber communities to disintermediate. Think magnetic.