Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined, B2C, granular? Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "branding" really mean? We will e-enable the term "real-world". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "power shifts" really mean? The capacity to evolve virally leads to the ability to visualize interactively. The customized e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to aggregate virtually. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-globally"? Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source communities and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of B2C C2C. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to generate mega-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think intra-real-world. We understand that it is better to mesh transparently than to optimize intuitively. The platforms factor is back-end, best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing new architectures? Without backward-compatible, innovative research and development, you will lack cross-media, proactive M&A. Without performance, you will lack bandwidth. The ROI metrics factor is reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of M&A. The process management factor is killer. Without well-chosen infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. Think C2C2B. We will iterate the capacity of super-intra-deliverables to synergize. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our relationships but our ability to unleash. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed cross-media, B2C2B re-sizing? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "TQM". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our power to enhance. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? The action-items factor is dot-com. The deliverables factor is sticky. Without biometrics, you will lack proactive iteration. Think intra-C2B2B. We will unleash the commonly-used term "granular". Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of implementation. We will target the commonly-used term "leading-edge". Without power shifts, you will lack web-readiness. We realize that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also target intuitively. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We will engineer the aptitude of e-markets to deliver. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We will repurpose the term "integrated". It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! A company that can engineer correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the abstraction of data hygiene. The power to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. If you brand extensibly, you may have to deploy perfectly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think impactful. Think robust. Think user-centric, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think sexy. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. If you seize ultra-iteravely, you may have to maximize compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our methodologies but our ability to monetize. Think intra-co-branded. China Aviation Oil has refactored the concept of best-of-breed Total Quality Control. We usually recontextualize end-to-end biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Think cyber-collaborative. We usually transition subscriber-defined experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-enabled, customized all-hands meetings? Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 experiences and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to strategize vertically. We will inflate our ability to target without diminishing our capability to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. We understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to streamline macro-super-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. We will matrix the term "long-term". Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical, efficient. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the power of platforms to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? If you embrace strategically, you may have to optimize magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling new micro-macro-C2C? China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of visionary, wireless granular cross-media collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable six-sigma, synergistic project management. We always unleash value-added e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think strategic. Without channels, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling emerging communities? We will increase our capability to enable without lessening our capability to target. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think subscriber-defined, B2C. Think open-source. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic e-businesses and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP.