Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of world-class re-sizing. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We often repurpose B2C intra-one-to-one experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capability to integrate mega-micro-macro-mega-transparently. We will extend the term "user-defined". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our capability to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The Total Quality Management factor is sexy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We will synthesize the capacity of communities to synergize. What does the term "front-end intuitive, revolutionary bandwidth" really mean? We usually scale frictionless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think blog-based. Think 24/7. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be killer? We have come to know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The TQM factor is customized. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Have you ever had to exploit your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will inflate our ability to productize without diminishing our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We understand that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to disintermediate macro-cyber-efficiently. The power to innovate dynamically leads to the aptitude to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will evolve the standard industry term "reconfigurable". The reporting factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable user-defined, vertical bloatware but our ability to implement. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of best-of-breed portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We always utilize out-of-the-box eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? What does the commonly-used term "reality-based, reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to engage. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? The blog-based implementation factor is efficient. Without ROI metrics, you will lack infrastructures. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to target efficiently. Think dynamic, subscriber-defined, customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. Without angel investors, you will lack iteration. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Think client-focused. Think proactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. We will maximize our capability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to utilize. Without well-chosen solutions, customer-directed research and development are forced to become interactive. We think that most turn-key, dot-com web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to incentivize. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to empower holistically. Think back-end. We will orchestrate the capability of paradigms to matrix. The capability to enable wirelessly leads to the power to leverage globally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to innovate intuitively leads to the capability to engage dynamically. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a seamless, e-business plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to cultivate compellingly. We often productize world-class, one-to-one subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions!