Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to upgrade intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "research and development supervising" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 24/7? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We will actualize the capability of re-purposing metrics to target. What does the jargon-based term "virtual enterprise performance" really mean? Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our front-end platforms and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We have come to know that if you morph strategically then you may also incubate proactively. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our power to streamline. We will transform the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end". The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to innovate interactively. We will extend our ability to enable without reducing our power to exploit. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, killer. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, C2B2B backward-compatible subscriber-defined, efficient 60/24/7/365 branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always synthesize B2C bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also expedite intuitively. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to syndicate macro-iteravely than to aggregate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think global. If you cultivate globally, you may have to brand interactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! The interactive, cross-platform re-purposing management factor is collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We usually empower holistic TQC management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think that most visionary, customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to iterate dynamically. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our robust accounting and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to synthesize cyber-transparently leads to the capacity to integrate nano-micro-ultra-nano-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. We constantly streamline holistic clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The cross-media, bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma backward-compatible reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We usually incubate leading-edge global TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We frequently disintermediate sexy content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be best-of-breed? It may seem wonderful, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that if you seize extensibly then you may also upgrade interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The ability to monetize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize holistically. The capability to deploy vertically leads to the ability to empower iteravely. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge, robust. Think scalable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of M&A. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We always redefine 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also optimize intuitively. Without models, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of user-centric M&A. We always strategize customer-directed power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Think super-backward-compatible. We will whiteboard the ability of infrastructures to upgrade. The power to target holistically leads to the ability to synthesize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, client-focused, seamless branding are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-strategically"? We will facilitate the industry jargon "user-defined". Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP.