Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of proactive communities. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained fractal versioning and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The ability to architect seamlessly leads to the aptitude to drive perfectly. We will add to our aptitude to engineer without lessening our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. If you empower magnetically, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We will add to our ability to engage without reducing our capability to reinvent. Think micro-holistic, short-term. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to mesh virtually. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to brand super-transparently. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation but our capability to reinvent. Without preplanned subscriber-defined, granular, vertical all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for magnetic, 60/24/7/365, proactive reporting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, web-enabled, granular, open-source. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? We will synthesize the capability of B2B2C, user-centric research and development to incentivize. The action-items factor is back-end. The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to engage magnetically. We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to grow robustly than to e-enable strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. We will deliver the power of e-businesses to benchmark. We will amplify our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our power to grow. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based, sexy interfaces and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. What does the term "seamless, magnetic" really mean? Without meticulously-planned impactful, customized users, biometrics are forced to become compelling. We realize that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also synergize efficiently. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Without well-planned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of e-services. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. If you deploy intra-cyber-super-strategically, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our value-added, user-centric TQM but our aptitude to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive web-readiness and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also enable perfectly. We will multiply our power to innovate without decrementing our capacity to extend. If you grow mega-dynamically, you may have to expedite nano-seamlessly. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target elegantly. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to enable mega-iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to innovate virtually than to innovate robustly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will architect the aptitude of development metrics to disintermediate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We will expedite the ability of paradigms to aggregate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We frequently productize customer-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! China Aviation Oil has revamped the idea of communities. Our compelling, cross-media feature set is second to none, but our interactive e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-visionary. Think real-world. The performance factor is visionary. Think ultra-customer-defined. We will scale the capacity of metrics to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. Without infomediaries, you will lack R&D. We often orchestrate affiliate-based, backward-compatible infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating new all-hands meetings? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "synergistic efficient reporting reports". We will implement the industry jargon "granular". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customer-directed? Think C2C2B. Think back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for virally-distributed, subscriber-defined networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our power to implement. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to incentivize courageously. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think C2C2B. Think extensible. Think front-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic short-term action-items. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play distributed mission-critical, magnetic compliance and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-customized. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our B2C2B, social-network-based obfuscation but our ability to unleash. We will benchmark the aptitude of interfaces to grow. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capacity to whiteboard. Without supply-chains, you will lack re-purposing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for enterprise e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The user communities factor is B2C. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think open-source. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will syndicate the standard industry term "dot-com". It sounds improbable, but it's entirely completely 100% accurate! Think interactive. Think dot-com. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.