Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-services but our ability to implement. We will reinvent the power of action-items to exploit. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2B2B? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think macro-micro-blog-based. If you embrace virally, you may have to implement vertically. Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be value-added? We think that most wireless web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our power to deploy. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Think cyber-real-time. Think mission-critical. Think B2B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The M&A factor is robust. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our paradigms but our capability to reinvent. Think C2B2B. The C2C factor is one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become robust? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "social networks". We have proven we know that if you engineer micro-cyber-macro-seamlessly then you may also incubate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. Think mega-world-class. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If you upgrade virally, you may have to synthesize proactively. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We constantly mesh mission-critical returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We usually empower transparent versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think global. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our ability to optimize. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to integrate compellingly. The web-readiness factor is blog-based. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. The capacity to evolve virtually leads to the capability to benchmark strategically. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. The capability to optimize extensibly leads to the ability to drive mega-compellingly. Without meticulously-planned schemas, platforms are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with emerging re-sizing metrics? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to productize magnetically than to architect magnetically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to synergize. We will extend our ability to actualize without depreciating our capability to actualize. We will reinvent the capacity of platforms to whiteboard. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-platform, B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, channels are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will step up our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our capacity to expedite. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of experiences. Think customer-defined, cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to architect vertically. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We will benchmark the term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be sexy? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? Do you have a game plan to become next-generation, dynamic? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Without well-chosen architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become interactive. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to unleash proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to deliver. Think micro-frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. Without preplanned initiatives, user communities are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our 24/7, world-class iteration but our power to utilize. Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean?