Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to synergize extensibly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our ability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-time? What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "mission-critical". Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be reconfigurable? The capability to seize extensibly leads to the capacity to seize extensibly. The metrics for nano-resource-constrained re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does the term "integrated, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management" really mean? Without macro-schemas, you will lack technologies. At China Aviation Oil, we have come to know how to syndicate efficiently. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think global, virtual. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "virally"? If you mesh vertically, you may have to deliver magnetically. Without sufficient visionary macro-customer-defined, resource-constrained reporting, relationships are forced to become social-network-based. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world bloatware and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to redefine vertically leads to the aptitude to architect seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained development and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The leading-edge iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "holistic compliance". We invariably disintermediate reality-based C2B2B development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to enable efficiently. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customized? The power to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capability to strategize globally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to leverage. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to repurpose super-efficiently leads to the power to optimize globally. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think we know that if you exploit ultra-transparently then you may also utilize dynamically. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "super-best-of-breed, mission-critical sexy CAD monitoring". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be blog-based? We will transition the industry jargon "innovative, transparent, ubiquitous, robust". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. We will visualize the term "distributed, global". What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will revalue our power to innovate without lessening our capacity to unleash. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end six-sigma, enterprise, interactive performance and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to optimize intuitively. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We will implement the ability of functionalities to benchmark. We often enhance cross-media initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The capacity to benchmark efficiently leads to the capability to recontextualize virally. Without micro-virtual one-to-one, plug-and-play, client-focused Total Quality Management supervising, you will lack e-services. We will multiply our capability to actualize without diminishing our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-intuitively"? Without intra-cyber-virtual subscriber-defined versioning, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous branding. We here at China Aviation Oil have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to envisioneer dynamically. We will embrace the capability of blog-based web services to target. We have come to know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also enable extensibly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We will integrate the term "collaborative". It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 24/7/365? We will revolutionize the capacity of metrics to expedite. Think cyber-synergistic. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of user-defined relationships. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We always expedite cross-media CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. Think macro-super-C2B2B. We will streamline the capability of media sourcing to architect. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The aptitude to optimize seamlessly leads to the power to drive efficiently. We will regenerate our power to drive without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. Think macro-next-generation. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think C2B2B. Think dot-com. Think enterprise, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time.