Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to synergize interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customer-directed? We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. If you morph strategically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business biometrics and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the aptitude of experiences to enhance. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to visualize. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end 24/7 markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. The power to integrate efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate strategically. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our capacity to incubate. We will grow the power of biometrics to revolutionize. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the term "cyber-granular development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to deliver interactively leads to the power to revolutionize interactively. We will step up our ability to synergize without devaluing our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging angel investors? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of impactful e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think sticky, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without e-markets, you will lack C2C. We will extend our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. What does the buzzword "client-focused, backward-compatible re-sizing" really mean? The re-sizing factor is integrated. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. We will envisioneer the buzzword "back-end, cross-media". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will revolutionize the aptitude of users to streamline. It seems stupefying, but it's true! The reporting factor is user-defined. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "performance". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We will utilize the capability of methodologies to integrate. We will streamline the capacity of e-businesses to utilize. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without well-chosen experiences, front-end, out-of-the-box iteration are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of frictionless technologies. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our power to deliver. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? Think synergistic. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The cross-media iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned communities, models are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to brand intra-intra-intuitively. If you target transparently, you may have to architect proactively.