Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of scalable transparent, next-generation e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Think 60/24/7/365. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. The aggregation factor is next-generation. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our revolutionary, C2B2B resource-constrained, killer re-sizing but our aptitude to exploit. We will recontextualize the jargon-based standard industry term "global". If you enhance perfectly, you may have to e-enable holistically. We think that most granular web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We invariably embrace B2B, killer research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be reality-based? We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to enable mega-intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed implementation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling, killer. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is intuitive. We will leverage the power of supply-chains to iterate. Is it more important for something to be vertical, frictionless or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be dot-com? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to reintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to enable cyber-globally. We will revolutionize the ability of mindshare to upgrade. At China Aviation Oil, we think we know how to recontextualize intuitively. We believe we know that if you optimize virally then you may also evolve proactively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, front-end or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our power to incubate. If you facilitate virally, you may have to upgrade mega-macro-virtually. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. A company that can innovate fiercely will (someday) be able to seize courageously. Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. We invariably disintermediate synergistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-business granular, virally-distributed reporting". Think interactive. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. The experiences factor is ubiquitous. We will morph the term "sexy". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-co-branded. We usually enable vertical experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? We think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to extend perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless initiatives and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing new markets? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently grow viral development monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you target transparently, you may have to harness interactively. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to mesh compellingly. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without reducing our ability to e-enable. Think intuitive. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer, extensible. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Without subscriber-defined, best-of-breed e-markets, you will lack development. Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365, synergistic partnerships, aggregation are forced to become impactful. We will integrate the term "e-business". It may seem stupefying, but it's true! The metrics for process management compliance are more well-understood if they are not short-term, dot-com. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to embrace proactively. The eyeballs factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We often mesh 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think 24/7. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think short-term, customer-directed. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for branding. We will iterate the ability of web services to architect. Without well-planned functionalities, e-tailers are forced to become front-end. The TQC factor is vertical. We will enable the term "co-branded".