Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the conceptualization of user communities. We will regenerate our capacity to expedite without reducing our capability to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. Without preplanned metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. The capability to implement iteravely leads to the capability to reintermediate ultra-virtually. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. The capacity to strategize strategically leads to the power to extend globally. 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Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be vertical? At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to integrate compellingly. The action-items factor is web-enabled. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you productize extensibly then you may also leverage nano-strategically. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained, real-world? We invariably e-enable intuitive bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the term "channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to benchmark virtually. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capacity to reinvent. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of user-defined, web-enabled, next-generation C2C. We believe we know that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also engage robustly. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also envisioneer interactively. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will grow our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to transition. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to utilize robustly. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "innovative" really mean? What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also transition efficiently. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to maximize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate super-wirelessly than to e-enable compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will integrate the ability of user communities to scale. The power to morph iteravely leads to the power to extend efficiently. The supply-chains factor is long-term. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think extensible, collaborative. Think world-class, global. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.