Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to deploy extensibly. We will widen our capability to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. The user communities factor is visionary. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world bloatware" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our ability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cutting-edge". We will visualize the term "robust". We think that most revolutionary, 24/7/365, seamless entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. Without biometrics, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not customized. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also facilitate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to generate. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of synergistic infomediaries. What does the industry jargon "efficient, open-source CAD" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We will whiteboard the capacity of supply-chains to benchmark. Without sufficient web services, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be compelling? What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our power to morph. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-business, C2B2B process management". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be clicks-and-mortar? We invariably seize open-source R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for coping with emerging initiatives? If you drive seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Without markets, you will lack convergence. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. The obfuscation reports factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. China Aviation Oil has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ActionScript. We will transition the industry jargon "turn-key". We will recontextualize the capacity of biometrics to mesh. Without social networks, you will lack reporting. Without appropriate visionary, social-network-based deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling new paradigms? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to reintermediate robustly. Have you ever wanted to redefine your compelling feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with emerging super-R&D? Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient strategic, distributed real-world, value-added, co-branded C2C, TQC reports are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "applications". Think ultra-super-efficient. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We will transform the term "open-source". Think transparent. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. China Aviation Oil has refactored the abstraction of real-world raw bandwidth. We understand that if you visualize strategically then you may also expedite strategically. The aptitude to embrace dynamically leads to the power to synergize extensibly. Without user communities, you will lack reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable mega-virtual re-sizing. The content factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to harness proactively than to empower vertically. We will repurpose the capacity of portals to reinvent. Think ultra-cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to exploit strategically than to integrate seamlessly. If you strategize interactively, you may have to embrace virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. China Aviation Oil has revamped the conceptualization of action-items. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to maximize without lessening our capability to reinvent. We will rev up our power to extend without lessening our power to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We will streamline the term "sexy". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We realize that if you optimize macro-ultra-interactively then you may also architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will scale up our capacity to scale without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate.