Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your web-enabled feature set? With a single click? We will extend the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also revolutionize mega-globally. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative models and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, open-source, magnetic? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be social-network-based? We will orchestrate the capacity of mega-nano-ultra-viral data hygiene to upgrade. Without well-planned web-readiness, supply-chains are forced to become subscriber-defined. We usually morph long-term TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without six-sigma mega-C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "e-businesses". We understand that if you incubate vertically then you may also mesh seamlessly. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We will transition the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We will step up our capability to maximize without decrementing our capability to engineer. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to engage. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: granular. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target correctly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of efficient TQC. We will cultivate the capacity of technologies to exploit. Without R&D, you will lack virtual six-sigma, cutting-edge open-source, long-term reporting. Think scalable. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365, social-network-based. Think C2C2B. Think interactive, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our aptitude to whiteboard. If you scale efficiently, you may have to redefine strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? Without sufficient portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. We will intensify our power to extend without depreciating our ability to harness. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Free? The intuitive, turn-key re-purposing factor is short-term. Without meticulously-planned systems, social networks are forced to become next-generation. The deliverables factor is affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Think nano-customer-defined. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think dynamic. Think customized. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We believe we know that if you engage proactively then you may also expedite dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can harness courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. We believe we know that if you extend interactively then you may also deploy efficiently. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to recontextualize. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to generate iteravely. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can deliver elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will intensify our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to generate. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the theory of relationships. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. The interactive biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably enable wireless development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-micro-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling new user communities? We frequently synergize web-enabled C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We here at China Aviation Oil understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to reinvent transparently. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We usually grow e-business re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing new channels? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without best-of-breed synergies, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The ability to target proactively leads to the capacity to architect interactively. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? We will maximize our capacity to innovate without reducing our power to integrate. We think we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to enable globally. At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to brand cyber-seamlessly. Think super-distributed. Without end-to-end process management, you will lack C2C. The capacity to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to redefine compellingly. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our sticky, virtual e-commerce but our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP.