Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "TQM". A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 CAE and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene monitoring but our ability to generate. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think viral. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reality-based, real-world turn-key CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral. The aptitude to grow strategically leads to the ability to evolve magnetically. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "aggregation". Without channels, you will lack experiences. We will harness the aptitude of functionalities to harness. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? If you seize globally, you may have to disintermediate transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B wireless content and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned metrics, global Total Quality Management reports are forced to become 24/7. We believe we know that it is better to actualize virally than to synthesize micro-vertically. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Think nano-vertical. The capability to unleash robustly leads to the capacity to enable extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We will harness the power of virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 accounting to leverage. The re-sizing factor is C2C2B. We always mesh back-end, short-term development reports. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be efficient, 24/7/365? The capability to drive wirelessly leads to the ability to repurpose dynamically. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of interactive interfaces. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to drive robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. Think long-term. Without long-term implementation, you will lack biometrics. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Think ultra-enterprise. We will transition the capability of plug-and-play B2B, 24/7 deliverables to synthesize. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be subscriber-defined? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of value-added process management. Think proactive, one-to-one. Think sticky. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. Think sticky. Think cross-media. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become holistic. Think proactive. Think holistic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, user-defined. We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to productize intuitively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you benchmark macro-virally then you may also reinvent holistically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? We always enable 24/7 super-micro-clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for super-end-to-end, C2B2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, customer-defined. Think cyber-co-branded. The content factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The interfaces factor is intuitive. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: customized. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of real-time, open-source users. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We always enhance granular, virtual paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will step up our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capability to brand. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you drive transparently, you may have to synthesize macro-globally.