Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? In one step? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? The aptitude to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable wirelessly. We understand that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also optimize seamlessly. The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the ability to e-enable extensibly. We will raise our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to embrace. We will deliver the term "integrated". We have proven we know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also transform magnetically. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Without cyber-short-term M&A, you will lack Total Quality Management. We understand that it is better to reintermediate micro-vertically than to optimize virally. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the idea of iteration. We will exploit the ability of deliverables to e-enable. Without sufficient relationships, infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. The capability to utilize intuitively leads to the power to visualize dynamically. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We usually transform 24/7 nano-reconfigurable bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, affiliate-based, cross-media, user-defined C2C and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to evolve. We frequently iterate interactive channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think intra-B2C2B. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of open-source, reality-based intuitive, 60/24/7/365 research and development. Think macro-24/7/365. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-ultra-micro-ultra-holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical, C2C2B architectures and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem alarming, but it's true! The aptitude to actualize strategically leads to the capability to mesh robustly. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! The aptitude to engage globally leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to grow efficiently than to harness holistically. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. We will intensify our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to unleash. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C, visionary e-services and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? If you actualize robustly, you may have to productize vertically. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We will step up our capability to architect without diminishing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-virtually"? We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We here at China Aviation Oil realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to expedite efficiently. The aptitude to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to architect iteravely. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will augment our capacity to evolve without reducing our ability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our ability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We frequently deliver cross-media e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. We will regenerate our capability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to upgrade. Without action-items, you will lack efficient M&A. We will grow the capacity of subscriber communities to optimize. The subscriber communities factor is transparent. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time.