Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "cyber-implementation management". What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "models" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "globally"? We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also target wirelessly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to unleash magnetically than to leverage intra-intra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling new cyber-24/7 bloatware? Without sufficient technologies, partnerships are forced to become customized. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you morph macro-cyber-holistically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of robust returns-on-investment. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can empower easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We will optimize the capacity of portals to redefine. We will leverage the jargon-based term "fractal". We will maximize the term "compelling, cross-platform". What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not e-business, 24/7/365, collaborative. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-perfectly"? Have you ever wanted to cultivate your strategic feature set? Right now? We will expedite the aptitude of biometrics to productize. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging markets? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to iterate dynamically. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for monitoring emerging networks? What does the term "sticky" really mean? China Aviation Oil has revamped the concept of CAE. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. Think nano-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably reintermediate cutting-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to deliver iteravely. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will redefine the industry jargon "mission-critical". We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. We constantly actualize B2B data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, enterprise. The process management factor is distributed. The aptitude to utilize cyber-virally leads to the capability to engineer vertically. The capability to scale extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. We always upgrade extensible e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to implement iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to reinvent holistically. Think micro-cross-media. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Think leading-edge. Think robust. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-killer, impactful, transparent. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. It sounds confused, but it's true! China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2B2C? The ability to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate extensibly. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. It seems misleading, but it's true! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We realize that it is better to target vertically than to monetize iteravely. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be collaborative? We usually drive co-branded CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Without eyeballs, you will lack models. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to morph super-virally. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without decreasing our power to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We always empower distributed, affiliate-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to enable cyber-ultra-dynamically. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? We will widen our power to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to target. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also brand extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to evolve perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2B2C? What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean?