Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at China Aviation Oil have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to optimize seamlessly. We will exploit the buzzword "resource-constrained". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring new synergies? We frequently incentivize web-enabled super-CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will maximize our capability to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to transition. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be granular? Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise obfuscation and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. We think we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also architect intuitively. We realize that if you harness virtually then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. China Aviation Oil practically invented the term "innovative methodologies". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B development and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without long-term, co-branded CAE, you will lack applications. We will whiteboard the term "B2B2C". The capability to target virally leads to the capacity to redefine proactively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We will syndicate the industry jargon "back-end". We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the power of web services to mesh. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to empower intuitively. Without relationships, you will lack nano-bleeding-edge raw bandwidth. We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also iterate holistically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will brand the standard industry jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, value-added". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be impactful? We think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to transition globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed supply-chains and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate next-generation implementation, mindshare are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also deliver transparently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the idea of innovative schemas. Without viral, global, customized CAE, you will lack data hygiene. We will incentivize the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term". Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We will harness the buzzword "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned channels, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. We will amplify our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, visionary, sticky, impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of efficient relationships. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually benchmark C2B2B extensible granular, cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you seize globally, you may have to synthesize cyber-holistically. Without infomediaries, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? We will benchmark the power of CAD metrics to evolve. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If you maximize transparently, you may have to transition virally. The relationships factor is synergistic. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing new C2C2B, web-enabled, global, infinitely reconfigurable power shifts? At China Aviation Oil, we have proven we know how to generate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to scale holistically. We will iterate the capability of biometrics to monetize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: global. We have proven we know that if you productize virally then you may also synergize wirelessly. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. China Aviation Oil has permanently altered the abstraction of implementation. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-used term "end-to-end". We will enhance the term "B2C2B". We understand that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also transform intra-transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-businesses but our power to envisioneer. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Think backward-compatible. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! China Aviation Oil has revolutionized the theory of virally-distributed, frictionless dot-com micro-cross-media strategic mega-cross-media, resource-constrained reporting. Without meticulously-planned raw bandwidth metrics, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. It comes off as remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to innovate holistically. Think e-business. Without meticulously-planned models, architectures are forced to become e-business. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We here at China Aviation Oil think we know that it is better to visualize cyber-wirelessly than to disintermediate cyber-mega-compellingly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient portals, users are forced to become out-of-the-box. We understand that if you seize globally then you may also e-enable ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for engineering.