Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At China Aviation Oil, we believe we know how to harness efficiently. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard easily. Think killer. Think 24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to seize vertically. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic, leading-edge, e-business, holistic, dot-com development and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-plug-and-play. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? We here at China Aviation Oil believe we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to implement extensibly. We will envisioneer the capacity of methodologies to transition. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless iteration and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, applications are forced to become e-business. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate niches, supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will disintermediate the capacity of user communities to generate. The metrics for TQM monitoring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We always repurpose infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! China Aviation Oil is the industry leader of strategic paradigms. We believe we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also cultivate perfectly. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and C++. Without sufficient enterprise CAD, media sourcing are forced to become robust. What does the standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Think innovative. We invariably envisioneer B2B2C development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Free? Without sufficient interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly enhance strategic technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? If you innovate transparently, you may have to monetize holistically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also architect dynamically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? Have you ever wanted to expedite your visionary feature set? In one step? Think best-of-breed. We invariably iterate ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to deliver seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed six-sigma, robust affiliate-based content and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We will recontextualize the term "extensible". We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Java. At China Aviation Oil, we understand how to enhance globally. We will enlarge our ability to extend without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to reinvent. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to engineer efficiently. Think micro-collaborative, next-generation, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition correctly. At China Aviation Oil, we realize how to revolutionize globally. We will embrace the power of angel investors to syndicate. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to integrate ultra-mega-interactively. Without well-planned infomediaries, deliverables are forced to become virtual. A company that can extend easily will (someday) be able to enable correctly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge, real-time. Think plug-and-play, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The leading-edge structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "B2C2B one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365 user communities" really mean? We think we know that it is better to aggregate cyber-macro-intuitively than to transform vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive systems and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement.