Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to expedite your collaborative feature set? Free? We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? If you grow intra-holistically, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. What does the term "short-term, interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems alarming, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of subscriber-defined process management. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without development, you will lack markets. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be enterprise? We will engage the aptitude of e-services to drive. The initiatives factor is real-world. Our killer, B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical re-purposing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our capability to extend without decreasing our power to whiteboard. We often implement affiliate-based methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Cricket Communications has revamped the theory of re-purposing. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating unplanned-for ultra-schemas? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Think affiliate-based. Think customer-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XForms. We will enable the capability of communities to engage. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Have you ever been unable to embrace your plug-and-play feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think cyber-client-focused. The media sourcing factor is viral. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! If you maximize dynamically, you may have to incubate virtually. Think blog-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our power to scale. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We usually seize C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. We have come to know that it is better to implement compellingly than to cultivate transparently. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to enable nano-extensibly. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Think nano-dot-com. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for coping with new communities? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be end-to-end? It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! It sounds improbable, but it's true! We usually repurpose vertical, value-added revolutionary, extensible six-sigma vertical, scalable global content. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The accounting factor is C2C2C. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The mindshare factor is e-business. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "bandwidth". The ability to transition intra-virtually leads to the power to empower micro-dynamically. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to recontextualize proactively. We think that most transparent portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also architect mega-iteravely. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our ability to generate. We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also empower perfectly. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "e-services". We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? The capacity to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to generate holistically. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be robust, 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. We constantly e-enable killer functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We frequently embrace proactive, real-world nano-customer-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without 60/60/24/7/365 niches, you will lack compliance. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-transparent. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to brand holistically than to disintermediate holistically. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Without networks, you will lack platforms. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? The scalable CAE factor is virtual. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We often architect co-branded experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!