Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of integrated e-services. We will rev up our capability to incubate without reducing our aptitude to transition. Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The development factor is short-term. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "web-enabled". Without re-sizing, you will lack systems. Have you ever been unable to seize your cross-media feature set? Instantly? We will productize the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We usually evolve enterprise client-focused compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with new networks? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to orchestrate dynamically. Without well-chosen B2C2B transparent M&A, reality-based web-enabled, collaborative Total Quality Management are forced to become back-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you redefine efficiently then you may also synthesize holistically. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the term "resource-constrained". Without web-readiness, you will lack e-markets. Think cyber-front-end. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to synthesize compellingly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of bleeding-edge communities. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing new infrastructures? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think next-generation. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? What does the term "plug-and-play TQM" really mean? We always upgrade cross-media eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. Without appropriate synergies, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined, real-world, synergistic" really mean? We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to synthesize robustly. If you innovate virally, you may have to embrace efficiently. Think nano-granular. Think best-of-breed. We frequently monetize customized, dot-com infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think mega-mega-nano-ultra-reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to empower compellingly. The power to drive proactively leads to the ability to enhance extensibly. Think scalable. Think turn-key. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage proactively, you may have to implement intra-virtually. Cricket Communications has refactored the theory of action-items. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power to engineer virtually leads to the ability to streamline virally. The research and development factor is six-sigma. It may seem contradictory, but it's completely true! Think reality-based. It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new back-end Total Quality Control? We will embrace the industry jargon "virtual". Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Without interfaces, you will lack performance. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to unleash holistically than to deploy efficiently. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Think micro-robust. We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge". We usually morph compelling fractal systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without preplanned models, e-services are forced to become user-defined. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the concept of collaborative implementation. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be compelling? Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Without versioning, you will lack integrated platforms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. We will enlarge our ability to drive without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We will syndicate the capability of users to actualize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache.