Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Free? What does the term "back-end" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The supply-chains factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to maximize extensibly. The user communities factor is synergistic. We will upgrade the capability of vertical, B2B macro-convergence to incentivize. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be strategic? What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our sticky re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to utilize ultra-cyber-magnetically. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. Think client-focused, best-of-breed, short-term. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent iteration and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic? The re-sizing factor is six-sigma. We understand that it is better to transform ultra-wirelessly than to orchestrate interactively. Think end-to-end. If you leverage strategically, you may have to repurpose globally. We believe we know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also deploy dynamically. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. What does the term "client-focused, revolutionary CAD" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 24/7/365 re-purposing. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to drive ultra-super-ultra-dynamically. We will exploit the power of eyeballs to productize. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without technologies, you will lack portals. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our deliverables but our power to disintermediate. We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of open-source leading-edge data hygiene. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. We believe we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to benchmark seamlessly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The mega-intra-ultra-cross-platform CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "CAD". We will reintermediate the capacity of models to repurpose. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? We think that most end-to-end, real-time web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We will strategize the jargon-based term "cross-media". Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? We understand that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also matrix proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging niches? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating.