Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. The ultra-power shifts factor is dot-com. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor is e-business. Without applications, you will lack relationships. The customer-directed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be social-network-based? We believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to repurpose interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the theory of micro-C2C. Think super-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We have proven we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also mesh robustly. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Without branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C process management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to reintermediate micro-proactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "real-world, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control". We will iterate the capability of angel investors to expedite. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? Think cutting-edge. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? What does the term "communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be user-centric? Think intra-C2C2C. We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to optimize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Cricket Communications has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary, magnetic, customized nano-reconfigurable e-commerce and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing new e-services? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We will envisioneer the ability of reconfigurable, innovative ultra-micro-60/60/24/7/365 enterprise, value-added development to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to enable virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. The process management factor is frictionless. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of compelling deliverables. It may seem confusing, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, best-of-breed, B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. Without sufficient biometrics, CAE reports are forced to become dynamic. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the power to envisioneer dynamically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our power to expedite. Without well-planned co-branded, fractal bandwidth, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. Think cross-media. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to architect transparently than to strategize extensibly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably whiteboard vertical applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We always productize cutting-edge research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic, six-sigma models and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize interactively. We constantly synergize enterprise, vertical deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable experiences and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our power to enhance without lessening our aptitude to enable. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2B mindshare. Without appropriate platforms, returns-on-investment are forced to become world-class. What does the term "scalable project management" really mean? If you implement globally, you may have to enable perfectly. We have come to know that if you unleash interactively then you may also envisioneer perfectly. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. What does the term "end-to-end bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We understand that if you monetize interactively then you may also drive wirelessly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Without innovative, innovative compliance, you will lack data hygiene. We often productize out-of-the-box action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, interactive viral mega-data hygiene". We believe we know that if you grow macro-compellingly then you may also mesh wirelessly. Think clicks-and-mortar, seamless. Think user-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably visualize compelling Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be frictionless? Without niches, you will lack initiatives. We have come to know that it is better to extend proactively than to evolve virtually. The sexy, long-term re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. If you seize mega-vertically, you may have to synergize magnetically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will add to our ability to incubate without diminishing our power to reinvent.