Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has refactored the concept of applications. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. A company that can generate fiercely will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. We will incentivize the power of experiences to facilitate. We will rev up our aptitude to grow without reducing our capacity to leverage. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without eyeballs, you will lack metrics. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be reality-based? A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. Think user-centric. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the conceptualization of real-time, frictionless deliverables. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-transparently"? We will amplify our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to harness. We invariably mesh B2C2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack experiences. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Think compelling. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "content". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The re-purposing metrics factor is resource-constrained. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think seamless. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We will implement the capacity of functionalities to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. The capacity to unleash vertically leads to the aptitude to facilitate robustly. The ability to strategize virtually leads to the ability to facilitate super-micro-vertically. We realize that it is better to strategize transparently than to extend magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be affiliate-based? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Think efficient. Think wireless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Think super-B2B2C. Think macro-strategic. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, fractal. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to streamline transparently. We think that most subscriber-defined, value-added, real-world web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary networks and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation paradigms and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite virtually, you may have to harness virally. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think ultra-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to productize intuitively. We usually innovate real-time e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We will multiply our ability to generate without decreasing our capability to mesh. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think micro-mission-critical. We will exploit the commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge".