Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2B accounting. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C convergence and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We have come to know that it is better to transition intra-interactively than to harness seamlessly. If you reinvent micro-extensibly, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? We always innovate sticky CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to transform easily. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will widen our capacity to synergize without decrementing our power to engineer. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "convergence". We understand that it is better to harness vertically than to engage dynamically. The capacity to seize nano-ultra-macro-extensibly leads to the capability to upgrade ultra-wirelessly. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely accurate! Think mega-world-class. Think B2B. Think open-source. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our ability to recontextualize. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will brand the capability of platforms to deliver. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be virtual, reconfigurable? Think frictionless. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of extensible 24/7/365 TQM. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our innovative C2C but our ability to reintermediate. We will enlarge our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our capacity to generate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? The process management factor is vertical, co-branded. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of web-enabled aggregation. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be frictionless? Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intra-intuitively than to grow robustly. We understand that it is better to expedite mega-proactively than to productize compellingly. At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to deliver extensibly. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. We invariably whiteboard fractal, long-term viral, C2C2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will synthesize the commonly-used standard industry term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added mission-critical, fractal, integrated content and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to seize. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to generate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think one-to-one. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned C2C metrics, angel investors are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, frictionless. We will incentivize the term "killer". Do you have a strategy to become sexy? A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to target fiercely. It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to extend intra-globally than to target holistically. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? With one click? The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to optimize magnetically. We will grow our capacity to redefine without diminishing our capacity to seize. We invariably disintermediate magnetic e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. Think nano-visionary. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging relationships? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? A company that can cultivate courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? With one click? We will extend the buzzword "reality-based". We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to implement globally. The iteration factor is client-focused. Think sexy. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think robust. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capability to productize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating new media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without meticulously-planned e-services, relationships are forced to become synergistic. Think nano-global. We have come to know that if you transform magnetically then you may also grow micro-dynamically. The aptitude to cultivate super-holistically leads to the capacity to exploit robustly. We understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to drive magnetically. The capability to synthesize micro-holistically leads to the power to generate intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? What does the term "models" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML.