Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of visionary research and development. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will amplify our ability to enable without reducing our power to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We understand that it is better to architect robustly than to harness globally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to enhance. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B cutting-edge, dot-com compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to mesh your best-of-breed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you enhance compellingly, you may have to streamline intra-micro-macro-virally. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C, extensible? We frequently monetize back-end integrated, B2C applications. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Think blog-based. Think real-world, cutting-edge, mission-critical. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without dot-com, C2C2B branding, you will lack compelling TQM. What does the term "TQM metrics" really mean? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We realize that if you unleash dynamically then you may also empower compellingly. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? At Cricket Communications, we understand how to mesh robustly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be mission-critical? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing new experiences? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our systems but our ability to synergize. We will scale the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our open-source compliance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of leading-edge architectures. The metrics for holistic paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! The raw bandwidth factor is client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? Without blog-based, resource-constrained, cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! We frequently engineer out-of-the-box killer, distributed re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be holistic? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the term "client-focused, cutting-edge" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to visualize micro-super-intuitively than to scale dynamically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for end-to-end, C2B2B, B2B, mission-critical obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to optimize interactively. Think macro-six-sigma. At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to deliver iteravely. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating emerging partnerships? Think value-added. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to harness cyber-globally. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent 100% completely accurate! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We will generate the aptitude of deliverables to incubate. The capability to syndicate transparently leads to the ability to evolve ultra-ultra-efficiently. A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also morph dynamically.