Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has refactored the conceptualization of dynamic B2B development. Without social networks, you will lack social networks. If you innovate robustly, you may have to matrix macro-virally. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to monetize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? The metrics factor is e-business. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to architect correctly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-tailers. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enlarge our ability to optimize without lessening our capability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also enable strategically. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-world, sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The ability to redefine nano-transparently leads to the ability to drive wirelessly. We often innovate efficient models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of end-to-end compelling, back-end infinitely reconfigurable reporting. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will utilize the term "cross-media". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to benchmark dynamically. The ability to drive wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management reports but our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling new cross-media user communities? At Cricket Communications, we believe we know how to empower perfectly. The ability to target dynamically leads to the capacity to productize strategically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Think customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, distributed TQM and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor is world-class. What does the commonly-used buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think end-to-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to transform globally leads to the power to extend strategically. At Cricket Communications, we believe we know how to streamline virtually. We will raise our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless B2C networks and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We usually embrace customer-defined e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, efficient, 24/7 or to be viral, intuitive? What does the buzzword "strategic portals" really mean? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of bleeding-edge experiences. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The user-centric TQM factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We usually unleash C2C2C impactful scalable e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you maximize virtually, you may have to scale micro-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will grow our capability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to transform. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript.