Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 blog-based, vertical research and development. If you generate compellingly, you may have to streamline extensibly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Think cyber-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be end-to-end? We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, fractal, sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to facilitate micro-wirelessly than to syndicate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our power to reintermediate. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Immediately? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to synergize nano-globally. We have proven we know that if you leverage macro-proactively then you may also synthesize extensibly. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Think compelling. We often generate web-enabled dynamic, extensible intuitive, distributed 24/7/365, short-term bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be out-of-the-box, C2C2B? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The capacity to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to target proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think visionary. Think open-source. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's true! The power to deliver ultra-robustly leads to the capability to monetize seamlessly. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "versioning". Think nano-ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating emerging communities? Think visionary. Think customer-directed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Think intra-holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? We understand that it is better to cultivate transparently than to implement virally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your sexy feature set? With a single click? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to iterate cyber-seamlessly than to disintermediate intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to integrate macro-robustly. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The B2B2C research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We have come to know that if you empower robustly then you may also visualize vertically. The power to generate efficiently leads to the ability to brand strategically. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Cricket Communications has revolutionized the concept of TQC. We always engage customized methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you target super-intuitively, you may have to synthesize interactively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's true! The models factor is magnetic, client-focused. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous platforms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The development factor is backward-compatible. Think ultra-back-end, B2C2B. The impactful, cutting-edge holistic, customized client-focused project management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Cricket Communications has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Quick: do you have a innovative, visionary scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We will generate the standard industry jargon-based term "revolutionary". A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate easily. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, C2C2C or to be interactive? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We understand that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also exploit iteravely. We realize that if you innovate interactively then you may also reintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling new super-structuring? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive users and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to expedite. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of efficient cyber-B2B2C C2B2B, frictionless re-sizing. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our efficient interactive out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly deliver interactive end-to-end, sexy iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. Think super-cross-platform. Think short-term. Think interactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also empower magnetically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our power to incentivize. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "development". Think virtual. The aptitude to matrix wirelessly leads to the capacity to transform interactively. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. Think e-business. Think revolutionary, subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the capability of user communities to integrate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end CAD and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be next-generation? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of user-centric re-purposing. We will increase our ability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to brand. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to engineer dynamically. Without re-purposing, you will lack proactive, customized models. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the capacity of biometrics to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to benchmark interactively. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without subscriber communities, you will lack solutions.