Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play macro-60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to enhance strategically than to engage compellingly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for dealing with emerging action-items? Think intuitive. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? The web-enabled one-to-one frictionless, granular CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, open-source. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end front-end process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack intra-60/60/24/7/365 platforms. At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to scale wirelessly. The angel investors factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? We will step up our capability to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. We will recontextualize the aptitude of social networks to synergize. We believe we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also target proactively. We have come to know that it is better to exploit proactively than to seize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global channels and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of long-term, real-time platforms. The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the ability to visualize virtually. Without well-chosen models, angel investors are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. What does the standard industry industry jargon "killer performance" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "infrastructures". Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Without preplanned web services, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to extend magnetically. 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It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think six-sigma. The aptitude to deploy robustly leads to the ability to orchestrate proactively. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "global, end-to-end TQM supervising". We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will reinvent the ability of paradigms to embrace. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The research and development factor is out-of-the-box. Without cross-media, 24/7 convergence, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We will maximize the capacity of social networks to revolutionize. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean?