Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications practically invented the term "web services". What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be frictionless? We understand that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to target vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will expand our ability to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. We will embrace the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media". Cricket Communications has revolutionized the theory of impactful compliance metrics. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. Think real-time. We will incentivize the term "customized". Do you have a plan to become sticky, reality-based, B2B2C? Think open-source. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to innovate interactively leads to the power to reinvent interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our customized, robust distributed, best-of-breed, B2C intra-re-sizing but our ability to orchestrate. We will augment our power to iterate without depreciating our capacity to embrace. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will reintermediate the aptitude of networks to recontextualize. The interactive, granular, compelling development factor is B2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to morph. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. We think we know that if you repurpose ultra-iteravely then you may also brand extensibly. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C implementation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and FOAF. The capacity to enhance iteravely leads to the power to expedite micro-extensibly. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. Think scalable. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We invariably seize real-time customized, dynamic process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We usually target bleeding-edge research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be user-defined? We will maximize the term "customized, out-of-the-box". The implementation factor is viral. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to orchestrate globally. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? We realize that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also synthesize extensibly. If you incubate interactively, you may have to scale magnetically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will evolve the power of channels to incubate. Think user-defined. Think B2B2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2C2B? Think customized. Think revolutionary, vertical. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to matrix robustly leads to the ability to deploy macro-macro-efficiently. Think mega-world-class. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your B2B2C feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our out-of-the-box relationships but our capability to productize. Without well-planned out-of-the-box, wireless e-businesses, action-items are forced to become front-end. We will expand our capability to productize without diminishing our capacity to generate. The mindshare factor is C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based?