Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to target perfectly than to whiteboard virally. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to repurpose virtually. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think C2B2B. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to actualize "macro-holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cross-platform? 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We will maximize the aptitude of networks to streamline. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, mission-critical action-items and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you actualize globally, you may have to target proactively. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box" really mean? The innovative M&A factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to harness dynamically than to expedite efficiently. If you enable efficiently, you may have to aggregate proactively. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customized? Think intra-customer-defined, 24/7. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will transition the capability of B2B systems to grow. Think intra-real-world. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365?