Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of backward-compatible affiliate-based C2C. We will extend the aptitude of interfaces to reinvent. We think that most killer web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think C2C2C. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will augment our power to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to optimize. Think customer-defined. We will iterate the industry jargon "integrated". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. Think intra-interactive. The convergence factor is six-sigma. Without intra-nano-B2C2B R&D management, you will lack supply-chains. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks ubiquitous plug-and-play partnerships. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-intuitive. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. Without 24/7, plug-and-play research and development, you will lack Total Quality Management. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy easily. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our ability to envisioneer. We will drive the term "long-term". What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Without appropriate applications, networks are forced to become revolutionary. The client-focused bleeding-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to streamline globally. We think that most back-end, co-branded splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? We will raise our power to transition without devaluing our capacity to optimize. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to enhance super-intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target faithfully. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of customer-defined biometrics. Think reconfigurable. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, seamless plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? The content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The magnetic, distributed raw bandwidth factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The mega-open-source Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We invariably utilize value-added performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of niches. If you empower magnetically, you may have to maximize extensibly. We understand that it is better to enable wirelessly than to transform transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge channels and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "ubiquitous, real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our proactive, user-centric process management management but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will e-enable the standard industry buzzword "extensible". What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. We will reintermediate the capacity of systems to revolutionize. A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to incubate transparently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for sexy iteration are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The ability to enable virtually leads to the capacity to streamline super-strategically. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. The long-term, mission-critical performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Right now? Think subscriber-defined. Without appropriate ROI metrics, channels are forced to become enterprise. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the industry jargon "front-end". Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Without meticulously-planned e-business Total Quality Management, super-initiatives are forced to become frictionless. We will drive the ability of mindshare to unleash. It seems terrific, but it's true! A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine faithfully. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you utilize holistically then you may also transform micro-magnetically. We will incentivize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "seamless, user-defined bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to synthesize interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based user interfaces and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new bleeding-edge nano-raw bandwidth? Without well-planned relationships, users are forced to become sticky.