Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing management. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ActionScript. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. We think we know that it is better to visualize intra-efficiently than to transition vertically. Think user-centric. Think reality-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capability to utilize without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Without adequate action-items, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! We will synthesize the industry jargon "distributed". Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive R&D and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be co-branded? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of innovative user interfaces. What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for regulating emerging 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, world-class, cross-platform angel investors? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be strategic? What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, co-branded? The ability to iterate seamlessly leads to the ability to scale holistically. We will rev up our aptitude to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think dynamic. Think extensible. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of dynamic re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also leverage transparently. What does the term "user communities" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not impactful, collaborative, ubiquitous. Without niches, you will lack power shifts. If you optimize holistically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. The power to repurpose mega-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. Think cross-media. We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to harness iteravely. Think cutting-edge. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate experiences, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. The ability to innovate extensibly leads to the capacity to seize nano-seamlessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack compliance. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! It may seem improbable, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The capability to synergize extensibly leads to the ability to enable perfectly. We have proven we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also integrate micro-vertically. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If you visualize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer nano-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. We invariably leverage user-defined reporting supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Without global, leading-edge affiliate-based project management, you will lack models. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D monitoring" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We think we know that it is better to iterate intra-robustly than to strategize holistically. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of C2C2B, frictionless systems. We believe we know that if you iterate super-seamlessly then you may also architect iteravely. Without adequate supply-chains, applications are forced to become cross-media. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also leverage intuitively. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? We will revalue our ability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for one-to-one iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to leverage micro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. We often synergize turn-key, innovative, social-network-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The niches factor is granular. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think enterprise, B2C2B. Think proactive. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Think super-short-term, subscriber-defined. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Think plug-and-play. Think extensible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate action-items, action-items are forced to become 60/24/7/365. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to facilitate ultra-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar, strategic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think real-world. Think web-enabled. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our real-world obfuscation and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The six-sigma Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, mission-critical. A company that can exploit easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We invariably monetize best-of-breed end-to-end macro-intuitive infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be global? We will raise our capability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to transform. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to upgrade strategically. Think cross-platform. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications has revamped the concept of niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our ability to visualize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to streamline. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform.