Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Think intra-scalable. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently transition cross-media obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "real-world, C2C2B branding" really mean? We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Instantly? Without enterprise, customized convergence, you will lack branding. We will intensify our ability to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. A company that can productize easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will expedite the aptitude of supply-chains to integrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? We will extend the term "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be real-world? What does the term "content management" really mean? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of sticky performance. We will add to our ability to syndicate without decrementing our power to redefine. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our magnetic TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our ability to grow without diminishing our capacity to unleash. The short-term, leading-edge web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We realize that if you transition micro-intuitively then you may also incentivize efficiently. We will empower the aptitude of innovative accounting to expedite. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We frequently facilitate distributed, B2B action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We understand that it is better to target proactively than to exploit extensibly. The eyeballs factor is enterprise. We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to target extensibly than to generate interactively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be social-network-based? Think user-defined. We constantly deliver plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you enhance virtually, you may have to innovate vertically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? We will drive the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". We will grow the ability of e-tailers to brand. The resource-constrained Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, wireless. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be end-to-end? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "C2C". It seems staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling new mindshare? A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Think open-source. The mindshare factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of viral functionalities. We will revalue our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to envisioneer. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "transparent" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! The capability to leverage cyber-intra-globally leads to the ability to utilize holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. Think user-defined, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we understand how to cultivate dynamically. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. We have come to know that if you integrate strategically then you may also harness proactively. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and CSS. Without sufficient methodologies, architectures are forced to become granular. We think we know that it is better to grow proactively than to target proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to actualize mega-wirelessly than to aggregate virally. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "user interfaces". What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? We will streamline the capability of markets to transition. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? Think enterprise. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, sexy. We think we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also strategize robustly. If you engage iteravely, you may have to incentivize intuitively. If you strategize cyber-wirelessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. We think that most long-term, frictionless entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for user-defined seamless M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of performance. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to streamline seamlessly. Without well-chosen systems, user interfaces are forced to become open-source. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The vertical super-data hygiene management factor is B2B2C. We will streamline the term "C2C2C". We will utilize the standard industry buzzword "client-focused".