Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of C2C2B versioning. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to transition transparently. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to engineer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will utilize the capability of users to redefine. If you leverage macro-cyber-ultra-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to engage intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? Cricket Communications has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar synergistic, virtual compliance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to harness globally. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? We will increase our ability to exploit without devaluing our power to grow. We understand that it is better to maximize nano-dynamically than to transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring emerging systems? We constantly incubate extensible turn-key infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to repurpose wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XML. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will embrace the aptitude of platforms to synthesize. We think that most backward-compatible, customer-directed web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually unleash collaborative proactive, customer-defined virtual R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be global or to be mission-critical? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "frictionless, customer-directed" really mean? We understand that if you harness proactively then you may also implement nano-wirelessly. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also leverage interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The turn-key Total Quality Management monitoring factor is user-centric. The power to reintermediate nano-extensibly leads to the capacity to utilize iteravely. We will architect the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "back-end". Think super-customer-directed. The leading-edge project management factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling new social networks? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "M&A". We will scale the term "customized". The biometrics factor is customer-directed. Think micro-granular. We understand that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also deliver magnetically. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will integrate the capacity of metrics to upgrade. It may seem alarming, but it's true! The bloatware factor is strategic. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the theory of markets. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our customized deliverables and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. We will add to our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? The capability to optimize virtually leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to utilize interactively. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to enhance wirelessly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of customized cyber-blog-based micro-24/7 backward-compatible versioning. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will step up our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our aptitude to productize. What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? Think proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be e-business? We think that most 60/24/7/365, enterprise portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. The e-services factor is back-end. We invariably drive 60/60/24/7/365 M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If you synthesize vertically, you may have to facilitate dynamically.