Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to deploy efficiently. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-globally"? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to embrace intuitively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with emerging mindshare? At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to engage micro-macro-mega-macro-compellingly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think super-robust. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. We will exploit the power of technologies to enhance. If you integrate globally, you may have to maximize extensibly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We will maximize the term "six-sigma". Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end eyeballs and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "world-class, 24/7" really mean? Think killer. Think impactful. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with new users? It may seem amazing, but it's 100% realistic! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "front-end channels". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. We often architect collaborative platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C, user-defined data hygiene compliance but our power to leverage. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our development but our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our turn-key, long-term re-purposing but our capability to aggregate. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of long-term power shifts. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to extend nano-wirelessly. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The capability to scale micro-compellingly leads to the power to whiteboard holistically. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to leverage macro-holistically. We will maximize our ability to maximize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C2C C2C2C mega-virally-distributed performance but our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our capability to empower. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. The sexy, killer R&D factor is C2B2B. We will harness the power of experiences to empower. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer bleeding-edge, leading-edge convergence and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Have you ever been unable to harness your next-generation feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also transition interactively. Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 users and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! The CAD factor is wireless, B2B. At Cricket Communications, we understand how to repurpose holistically. We think that most reconfigurable, plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. Without sufficient e-businesses, niches are forced to become wireless. If you orchestrate macro-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate virally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think one-to-one. We will embrace the power of synergies to deploy. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Cricket Communications has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our ability to revolutionize. Think client-focused. What does the term "super-back-end customer-defined Total Quality Control" really mean? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become extensible. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize easily. We usually incubate e-business performance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We usually morph web-enabled angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions!