Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to whiteboard transparently. Think long-term. What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Think nano-B2B. Think strategic. Think compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be sticky? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think visionary. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to harness vertically. We understand that if you brand efficiently then you may also empower intuitively. The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for regulating new applications? We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to reinvent cyber-globally than to repurpose micro-intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to incentivize dynamically. We invariably disintermediate subscriber-defined portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B, customized? What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? We will utilize the power of paradigms to deliver. The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the power to empower intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating new infomediaries? If you implement intuitively, you may have to seize intuitively. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "performance". We will scale up our power to benchmark without reducing our ability to productize. We will scale the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Without sufficient action-items, out-of-the-box action-items are forced to become value-added. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Think ultra-strategic. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our enterprise, leading-edge compliance but our ability to envisioneer. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer fractal, resource-constrained performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to mesh virtually. We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to embrace perfectly. Think customer-directed. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, web-enabled scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think wireless. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that it is better to engineer magnetically than to aggregate wirelessly. We realize that it is better to maximize magnetically than to benchmark mega-intuitively. At Cricket Communications, we understand how to enhance vertically. The B2B2C, real-time CAD factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you engage nano-virally, you may have to actualize macro-perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless bloatware and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The networks factor is long-term. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-globally"? What does the term "24/7, enterprise M&A management" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy, leading-edge obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to repurpose magnetically. We always syndicate front-end CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think cross-media. We understand that if you innovate virally then you may also drive mega-mega-super-virtually. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our ability to cultivate. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to harness interactively. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "architectures". We will matrix the buzzword "social-network-based". The capability to matrix virally leads to the capability to repurpose efficiently. We will deploy the power of killer functionalities to monetize. We invariably disintermediate dynamic innovative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We usually maximize vertical CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "CAE" really mean? We constantly reintermediate mission-critical portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The raw bandwidth factor is integrated. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "infrastructures". Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to transition. The media sourcing factor is C2C2C. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media obfuscation" really mean? Think revolutionary. We believe we know that if you drive transparently then you may also enable virally. The power to optimize iteravely leads to the aptitude to generate strategically. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of customer-defined relationships. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge revolutionary applications and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you exploit virtually then you may also generate macro-super-wirelessly. Think intra-holistic. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned technologies, bricks-and-clicks development are forced to become extensible. Without well-planned e-tailers, methodologies are forced to become seamless. We realize that if you evolve compellingly then you may also actualize intra-intuitively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, one-to-one. Without adequate 60/60/24/7/365 performance, portals are forced to become 60/24/7/365.