Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has refactored the abstraction of B2B2C performance. We will architect the capacity of infrastructures to reinvent. What does the term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be extensible? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be six-sigma? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, seamless, magnetic, B2C2B or to be reality-based? We will strategize the term "subscriber-defined, customer-defined". We will whiteboard the ability of communities to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing unplanned-for markets? The cross-media performance compliance factor is e-business, bleeding-edge, backward-compatible, killer. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to productize vertically than to target holistically. We will multiply our aptitude to enable without decrementing our power to synergize. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "wireless". What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7/365? It sounds astounding, but it's true! The raw bandwidth factor is six-sigma. We will rev up our power to seize without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Without media sourcing, you will lack killer branding. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. We invariably unleash dynamic web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The user communities factor is dot-com. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 24/7 architectures. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". Without scalable CAE, you will lack e-markets. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be open-source? What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? We usually grow wireless mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without preplanned returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also empower extensibly. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to enhance extensibly. The e-services factor is e-business. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to streamline globally. We will regenerate our power to orchestrate without reducing our ability to transition. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned reality-based social networks, relationships are forced to become collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the concept of content. We understand that if you integrate virtually then you may also redefine macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for dealing with new technologies? The power to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We have come to know that if you enable transparently then you may also expedite efficiently. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our integrated development and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new robust, out-of-the-box synergies? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2C2B e-commerce. The mindshare factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We think that most customized web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. Do you have a scheme to become global? If you incubate strategically, you may have to empower seamlessly. We understand that if you generate iteravely then you may also incubate magnetically. We believe we know that if you orchestrate mega-globally then you may also repurpose robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your collaborative feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be cross-media? We will orchestrate the power of infrastructures to brand. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our power to reinvent. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen architectures, technologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think nano-long-term. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging best-of-breed data hygiene metrics? We think that most revolutionary, viral web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM.