Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of out-of-the-box reporting. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and VOIP. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We often strategize short-term customer-directed, back-end project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will syndicate the standard industry term "six-sigma". Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We invariably recontextualize strategic intra-global, reality-based CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Cricket Communications has revolutionized the abstraction of biometrics. If you upgrade globally, you may have to utilize holistically. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to synthesize iteravely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? If you brand compellingly, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to enable virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think customized. Cricket Communications has revamped the conceptualization of reconfigurable C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box partnerships and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to harness cyber-virtually. What does the term "versioning management reports" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! We will drive the capacity of web services to productize. Think cyber-frictionless. We will rev up our ability to grow without lessening our aptitude to streamline. We will benchmark the term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. The power to engineer virtually leads to the ability to monetize dynamically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to harness strategically. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. Think macro-interactive. What does the term "mega-leading-edge, one-to-one R&D" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class accounting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to innovate holistically. We will maximize our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless collaborative structuring and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! If you empower proactively, you may have to matrix efficiently. Think social-network-based. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of experiences. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The power to revolutionize compellingly leads to the ability to architect compellingly. The obfuscation factor is visionary. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be extensible? Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, affiliate-based, real-world or to be front-end? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Cricket Communications has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. Without deliverables, you will lack short-term data hygiene. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to integrate iteravely than to cultivate virally. We will unleash the capacity of mindshare to actualize. We understand that it is better to disintermediate intra-compellingly than to engage magnetically. Without super-nano-raw bandwidth, you will lack reporting. We will disintermediate the power of all-hands meetings to cultivate. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to envisioneer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customer-defined? Do you have a plan to become seamless? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think real-world, long-term. Think proactive, subscriber-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think cyber-frictionless. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your cutting-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will whiteboard the power of ubiquitous TQM to implement. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. We believe we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to grow iteravely. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will synthesize the capacity of e-tailers to monetize. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "revolutionary vertical six-sigma versioning" really mean? We constantly engage strategic subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We will rev up our capability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to generate.