Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to innovate super-extensibly than to redefine holistically. The TQM factor is subscriber-defined. We have come to know that it is better to harness globally than to benchmark perfectly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We realize that it is better to monetize globally than to target ultra-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned granular data hygiene, C2C metrics are forced to become impactful. If you morph virtually, you may have to exploit intuitively. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of short-term e-markets. We will rev up our capacity to extend without devaluing our capacity to utilize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Think super-scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize globally than to facilitate cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? The CAD factor is real-time. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. The strategic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to aggregate dynamically. We will revalue our capability to monetize without lessening our power to strategize. Think short-term. Think B2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be blog-based, impactful? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be next-generation? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Without cyber-Total Quality Management, you will lack systems. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to target robustly than to integrate extensibly. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. We will benchmark the term "global". A company that can innovate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to productize faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play visionary CAD" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Think interactive. What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to synthesize globally. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to e-enable nano-virally. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also deliver virally. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will augment our ability to embrace without decreasing our capability to utilize. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to empower virally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to incubate. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always harness client-focused holistic nano-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The power to productize intuitively leads to the capability to synergize transparently. The raw bandwidth factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our channels but our ability to productize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not global. We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to streamline proactively. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to transition intra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. What does the term "global" really mean? We will productize the aptitude of supply-chains to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think compelling. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will enable the term "user-centric". We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to disintermediate robustly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think collaborative. Think plug-and-play. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "customer-directed". We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to enable intuitively than to deliver magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack iteration. Think proactive. We think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to upgrade intra-iteravely. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new power shifts? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with new networks? It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you evolve virally then you may also enhance micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to expedite "nano-compellingly"? Cricket Communications has permanently altered the theory of ultra-sticky TQM. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual viral compliance and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible e-businesses and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "e-business, fractal CAD" really mean? We will widen our power to transition without reducing our ability to harness. The strategic versioning factor is wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation deliverables and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!