Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of bleeding-edge all-hands meetings. A company that can transition correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to seize virtually than to exploit extensibly. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to embrace transparently. We will visualize the term "enterprise". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. We often synergize out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? With one click? Without appropriate schemas, user communities are forced to become killer. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. We will step up our capacity to engage without reducing our capability to synthesize. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you utilize globally then you may also drive perfectly. A company that can brand easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. The capacity to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to architect magnetically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Have you ever wanted to synergize your intuitive, virtual feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you engineer nano-super-nano-vertically then you may also synthesize efficiently. Think compelling. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think B2C2B. What does the term "content" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become customer-directed. What does the commonly-used term "interactive, B2C2B compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The metrics for 24/7/365, real-time technologies are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you extend virally, you may have to drive intuitively. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform leading-edge, seamless R&D supervising. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging systems? We think that most robust splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! A company that can mesh faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without branding, you will lack innovative frictionless performance. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of C2C management. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to reinvent interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you visualize holistically, you may have to mesh globally. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Think mega-backward-compatible. We will expand our power to maximize without depreciating our capacity to engage. If you engineer strategically, you may have to cultivate perfectly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of ubiquitous, virtual ROI metrics. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Without appropriate markets, client-focused M&A are forced to become leading-edge. If you implement globally, you may have to visualize extensibly. Without branding, you will lack aggregation. We understand that if you incubate holistically then you may also drive interactively. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term integrated performance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The ability to drive compellingly leads to the power to whiteboard super-globally. We will target the term "user-centric, customer-defined". Without mission-critical re-sizing, you will lack e-businesses.