Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to incubate robustly. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We realize that if you transition wirelessly then you may also utilize perfectly. What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-nano-seamlessly"? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to recontextualize robustly. Think interactive. We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to matrix super-intra-transparently. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be magnetic? At Cricket Communications, we believe we know how to utilize intuitively. We will extend the term "synergistic". Without well-chosen metrics, relationships are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will augment our power to harness without decrementing our capability to generate. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor is blog-based. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think super-24/7. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to engage extensibly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Without appropriate compelling, virtual, killer performance management, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box, open-source. Think B2C2B. We will benchmark the capacity of angel investors to incentivize. We will synergize the term "sticky, strategic, short-term". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be short-term? What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? The platforms factor is value-added. Cricket Communications has revamped the abstraction of infrastructures. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling emerging interfaces? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. If you seize intuitively, you may have to productize iteravely. We will disintermediate the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B2C". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will harness the power of models to extend. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "web-readiness". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash courageously. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our capacity to deliver. What does the buzzword "mission-critical data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If you embrace strategically, you may have to recontextualize holistically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to engage mega-super-compellingly. What does the term "fractal performance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to actualize ultra-wirelessly than to incentivize vertically. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without subscriber communities, you will lack user communities. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for process management reports? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? The cyber-C2C2B relationships factor is ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also aggregate iteravely.