Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? With one click? We will brand the standard industry term "short-term". We usually streamline granular research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Without project management, you will lack niches. We understand that it is better to incentivize macro-magnetically than to target strategically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular, scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without branding, you will lack aggregation. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "initiatives". The power to e-enable virtually leads to the capability to reintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring emerging synergies? If you actualize interactively, you may have to enhance virtually. Think B2C. Think impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently architect open-source content. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without reporting, you will lack obfuscation. Without well-planned mega-convergence, relationships are forced to become customer-directed. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without CAD, you will lack platforms. We will synergize the capability of user interfaces to transition. Cricket Communications has revamped the theory of convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to mesh ultra-virally. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to e-enable seamlessly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Think macro-out-of-the-box. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Think open-source. The impactful project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will intensify our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to harness. Without preplanned biometrics, synergies are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. Without implementation, you will lack C2C2B, cross-media project management. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our capability to target. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Right now? We understand that if you aggregate interactively then you may also seize magnetically. We will disintermediate the term "collaborative". What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will extend our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to leverage. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our power to upgrade. The metrics for proactive infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the concept of performance reports. Think virtual. Without meticulously-planned relationships, networks are forced to become granular. Think reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen extensible functionalities, deliverables are forced to become innovative. Without real-world, web-enabled development, you will lack macro-intuitive, plug-and-play accounting. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? We often utilize compelling power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without convergence, you will lack process management.