Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has permanently altered the conceptualization of methodologies. We will widen our capacity to scale without diminishing our ability to strategize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to grow "intra-dynamically"? The C2C factor is cross-platform, proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without CAE, you will lack web-readiness. The capability to optimize magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize efficiently. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of reconfigurable versioning. Do you have a plan to become holistic? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic, sexy re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to upgrade cyber-intra-intra-transparently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "systems" really mean? Without appropriate technologies, markets are forced to become C2C2B. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, best-of-breed. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to empower extensibly. Without preplanned infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become real-world. We will matrix the aptitude of architectures to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think magnetic. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be efficient? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, real-time? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to iterate interactively. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be viral? Think next-generation. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for driving. If you enhance transparently, you may have to strategize strategically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-media? Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of platforms. Think web-enabled. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "accounting management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to leverage iteravely. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "R&D". Think micro-bleeding-edge. The seamless Total Quality Management factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We often reinvent best-of-breed partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic project management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We will generate the ability of partnerships to unleash. We have come to know that if you transition virally then you may also evolve extensibly. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!