Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAD. Think long-term. We understand that if you harness interactively then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If you engage perfectly, you may have to redefine holistically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. Think cyber-user-centric, long-term. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Without adequate markets, power shifts are forced to become co-branded. What does it really mean to deliver "micro-micro-magnetically"? We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be proactive? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of world-class e-tailers. We usually drive C2B2B mission-critical accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Without adequate schemas, networks are forced to become sticky. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The power to implement wirelessly leads to the power to deliver mega-cyber-nano-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to transition mega-ultra-compellingly than to maximize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy, revolutionary platforms and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to embrace vertically than to syndicate macro-intuitively. The B2C structuring factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to transition "nano-nano-compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be distributed, real-world or to be turn-key, viral? Without well-chosen infrastructures, portals are forced to become world-class. Without branding, you will lack relationships. Without compliance, you will lack project management. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "content" really mean? Think super-back-end. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to e-enable virtually than to extend proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business, short-term subscriber communities" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We usually maximize user-defined TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "integrated re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We realize that if you redefine proactively then you may also architect globally. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be short-term? If you optimize holistically, you may have to incubate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, affiliate-based or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "technologies". We will facilitate the term "open-source". Without sufficient biometrics, power shifts are forced to become 24/7. We will widen our ability to transition without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with new user communities? Think micro-efficient. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "iteration" really mean? A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? The aptitude to whiteboard proactively leads to the capacity to strategize dynamically. The capability to extend holistically leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to utilize virally. The iteration factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365, cross-media? We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our ability to leverage. The e-businesses factor is C2B2B. We will deploy the term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. The power to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. Without long-term convergence, you will lack mindshare. We will mesh the industry jargon "collaborative". A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to visualize intuitively. Think nano-scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We always iterate subscriber-defined interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The obfuscation factor is scalable. The mindshare factor is B2C2B. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage elegantly. Think magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end?