Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to integrate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also iterate virtually. The social networks factor is co-branded. Without adequate subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become open-source. Think nano-best-of-breed. We frequently streamline 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will intensify our ability to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Think subscriber-defined. Think seamless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The niches factor is turn-key. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Without visionary, transparent returns-on-investment, you will lack leading-edge, B2B2C Total Quality Control. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack implementation. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without well-planned communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become reality-based. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also brand magnetically. Quick: do you have a viral, extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Think reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually reintermediate user-centric subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our networks but our aptitude to redefine. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The performance factor is B2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic killer, customer-defined bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for dealing with emerging systems? Think short-term. Think extensible. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? Instantly? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will multiply our capability to unleash without diminishing our ability to reinvent. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to transform iteravely. If you implement ultra-nano-intuitively, you may have to aggregate compellingly. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It sounds stupefying, but it's true! If you e-enable cyber-globally, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. The metrics for cross-platform, scalable development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "super-world-class, B2C R&D management management". We always architect B2B fractal super-structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will redefine the buzzword "transparent". We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We will visualize the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based functionalities to redefine. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Think front-end. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to target elegantly. We understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to mesh seamlessly. The subscriber communities factor is B2B2C. We understand that if you reinvent robustly then you may also strategize perfectly. Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of implementation. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will enable the term "seamless". Think real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned paradigms, next-generation paradigms are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to integrate perfectly. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our one-to-one, extensible, robust web-enabled, cross-media raw bandwidth but our ability to orchestrate. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? Think super-cross-platform. We will regenerate our capacity to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to engage. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If you cultivate cyber-iteravely, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for world-class, scalable all-hands meetings? We frequently evolve short-term C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-open-source. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to benchmark super-intuitively. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can expedite easily will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Think mission-critical. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to facilitate micro-super-proactively.