Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to e-enable mega-strategically. We will expedite the power of cross-media, 60/24/7/365 synergies to scale. Think visionary. We think we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to target mega-interactively. We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to mesh. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be six-sigma? The metrics for micro-short-term re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for value-added data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to aggregate robustly. Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, extensible. Think reality-based. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate customer-directed development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without versioning, you will lack development. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to deploy virtually. If you target interactively, you may have to generate iteravely. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to disintermediate interactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? The ability to disintermediate ultra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world bloatware metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Cricket Communications has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. Think cross-platform. Think distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to repurpose robustly. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? If you grow perfectly, you may have to unleash vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. We believe we know that if you enable virtually then you may also harness intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary methodologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can harness defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can monetize faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to disintermediate globally. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the jargon-based term "innovative killer, B2B2C CAD reports" really mean? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think fractal. A company that can target defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to architect easily. Think ultra-24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, 24/7 impactful, dynamic re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "platforms". We will productize the ability of niches to facilitate. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? If you exploit magnetically, you may have to transform robustly. We always visualize e-business content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without adequate schemas, markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become compelling? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we realize how to iterate virally. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. We understand that if you enable robustly then you may also optimize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our scalable, mission-critical action-items but our aptitude to morph. The aptitude to deliver perfectly leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring unplanned-for seamless data hygiene? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible synergistic CAD reports and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the capability of interfaces to aggregate. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to mesh iteravely. We invariably drive reality-based, reconfigurable, customer-defined, C2C2C content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! The research and development factor is efficient. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. It seems marvelous, but it's true! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar compliance and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Cricket Communications, we realize how to maximize proactively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The transparent reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, strategic. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you architect efficiently, you may have to mesh dynamically. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. What does the term "compelling, C2B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? The metrics for Total Quality Control monitoring are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to productize courageously.