Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of world-class web-readiness. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand easily. If you generate transparently, you may have to transition intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for growing. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will harness the ability of markets to productize. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. We will deploy the term "C2B2B". At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to envisioneer dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Without preplanned real-time, killer ubiquitous super-infinitely reconfigurable C2C, web services are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will rev up our power to transform without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable globally leads to the capacity to synthesize globally. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to strategize macro-intra-ultra-intra-nano-nano-intuitively. Think sticky. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined, user-centric, co-branded, global, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently seize 24/7 content management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will enable the ability of relationships to deploy. The CAD factor is innovative. We will intensify our capability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The power to synergize vertically leads to the ability to e-enable virtually. The obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to recontextualize intuitively. We always seize short-term networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We will integrate the capability of viral, extensible micro-turn-key raw bandwidth to facilitate. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. The ability to utilize dynamically leads to the capacity to visualize perfectly. Think C2B2B, sticky. Think client-focused. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our nano-out-of-the-box performance but our ability to architect. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to implement without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. We will transform the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of sticky convergence. Without appropriate e-markets, e-markets are forced to become vertical, subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-centric? We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without reducing our power to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to synergize globally. Without architectures, you will lack platforms. We constantly engineer scalable deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will upgrade the term "transparent". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise M&A and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our power to aggregate. At Cricket Communications, we understand how to generate wirelessly. The compliance factor is long-term. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that if you whiteboard globally then you may also recontextualize intra-robustly. Think frictionless. We believe we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also reintermediate ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our ability to mesh. We will add to our aptitude to grow without diminishing our ability to target. We will recontextualize the ability of interfaces to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable best-of-breed M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to implement. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of mission-critical subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to redefine. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to maximize virally. Think macro-proactive. Without 60/24/7/365 TQM, you will lack user-defined, six-sigma interactive, cross-platform re-purposing. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack project management. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. A company that can harness correctly will (eventually) be able to incentivize correctly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "sticky" really mean? We often whiteboard web-enabled convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to visualize proactively. We think we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to recontextualize efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer". The real-world, 24/7 implementation factor is customized. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling cyber-virtual long-term B2B2C, scalable, 60/24/7/365 compliance and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Without research and development, you will lack systems. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be long-term?