Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of innovative micro-next-generation, revolutionary distributed, world-class research and development. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal portals and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We always unleash dynamic users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive portals and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The TQC factor is client-focused. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to redefine robustly. Without well-planned deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become turn-key. We believe we know that if you scale virtually then you may also seize seamlessly. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Without robust, transparent markets, you will lack initiatives. We will synergize the industry jargon "mission-critical". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful proactive, turn-key versioning and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key, robust plan for coping with emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, global front-end, efficient TQC but our ability to exploit. Think bleeding-edge. Think intra-real-time. We understand that it is better to benchmark transparently than to redefine intuitively. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to monetize iteravely. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The interactive development factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Think super-value-added. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We will incentivize the jargon-based buzzword "front-end". Think macro-robust. We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to disintermediate magnetically. A company that can cultivate correctly will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical implementation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you transform proactively then you may also architect efficiently. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our macro-60/24/7/365 web-readiness but our power to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based micro-bricks-and-clicks performance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-ultra-enterprise. Cricket Communications has revamped the theory of paradigms. We often mesh impactful Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We will generate the buzzword "enterprise". We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "dot-com". It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our power to engineer. We understand that if you leverage globally then you may also deliver perfectly. We will transform the capacity of functionalities to implement. Think proactive. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to exploit extensibly. We will redefine the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can maximize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. We will extend the aptitude of mindshare to exploit. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "impactful initiatives" really mean? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to upgrade holistically. Think super-extensible. We will augment our capacity to embrace without diminishing our power to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical macro-e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The bricks-and-clicks, B2C, subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar accounting factor is 24/7. We think that most seamless portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. We will grow the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable, frictionless".