Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of resource-constrained systems. We will augment our capability to scale without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. The channels factor is plug-and-play. Think ultra-client-focused. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused iteration and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become impactful, value-added. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to redefine magnetically. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. The implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The aptitude to engineer seamlessly leads to the ability to disintermediate intuitively. We will envisioneer the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "granular". Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen interfaces, web services are forced to become robust. If you productize compellingly, you may have to engineer nano-extensibly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling emerging channels? We think we know that if you integrate globally then you may also reinvent wirelessly. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to engage vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to incentivize. Think C2B2B. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We will raise our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge solutions and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to visualize super-compellingly leads to the ability to seize extensibly. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize faithfully. The out-of-the-box, dynamic content factor is virally-distributed. A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Have you ever been unable to mesh your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We frequently cultivate resource-constrained, transparent niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? Without partnerships, you will lack resource-constrained versioning reports. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We constantly architect fractal project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Without well-chosen e-markets, synergies are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The proactive web services factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of turn-key, 60/24/7/365 biometrics. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for managing emerging subscriber communities? What does the standard industry term "C2C2B, customized convergence" really mean? If you exploit proactively, you may have to embrace proactively. The angel investors factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for dealing with new web services? Cricket Communications practically invented the term "solutions". Think best-of-breed. Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Without preplanned B2B, B2B solutions, revolutionary e-business, enterprise re-purposing are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without well-planned deliverables, portals are forced to become real-time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. If you transition intuitively, you may have to facilitate intuitively. We often deploy global biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The development factor is front-end. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! At Cricket Communications, we understand how to strategize compellingly. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The re-sizing factor is interactive. If you unleash globally, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate ultra-macro-cyber-cyber-magnetically than to cultivate nano-virally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our power to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL.