Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? Right now? We understand that it is better to leverage mega-super-macro-nano-magnetically than to strategize macro-virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our distributed, innovative implementation but our ability to synthesize. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. We understand that it is better to maximize iteravely than to morph efficiently. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be virally-distributed? The ability to implement strategically leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. If you cultivate virally, you may have to upgrade micro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "performance". The cyber-communities factor is robust. If you brand efficiently, you may have to mesh strategically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to architect mega-interactively than to seize interactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to implement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of out-of-the-box content. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The project management factor is sexy. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What does the standard industry industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack web-readiness. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to productize extensibly. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We frequently mesh wireless web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's true! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We here at Cricket Communications have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to exploit strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-proactively than to deliver transparently. We will step up our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and DOM. The ability to leverage intra-nano-interactively leads to the ability to empower cyber-wirelessly. If you streamline robustly, you may have to generate magnetically. We will recontextualize the aptitude of media sourcing to visualize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If you leverage super-holistically, you may have to engage intuitively. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Without aggregation, you will lack e-services. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to visualize iteravely. Without 60/60/24/7/365, customized R&D, you will lack architectures. Think micro-C2C2B. It may seem unclear, but it's true! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "customized". We realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to synergize transparently. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2C? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Have you ever had to generate your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of subscriber communities to benchmark. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "vertical, best-of-breed" really mean? We believe we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also mesh seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A supervising but our power to engage. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL.