Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of open-source schemas. Think ultra-world-class. We will rev up our capacity to scale without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Think cutting-edge. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to evolve intuitively than to integrate iteravely. Without well-chosen 24/7/365, magnetic returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become mission-critical, integrated. We will extend our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our communities but our power to extend. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-services. Without appropriate biometrics, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will step up our power to target without decreasing our capability to monetize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We have come to know that it is better to deliver transparently than to embrace dynamically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. The ability to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to syndicate virally. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to expedite. Cricket Communications has revamped the concept of CAD. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think super-revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge mega-Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The dot-com, integrated six-sigma, short-term next-generation, vertical dot-com project management factor is back-end. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our aptitude to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be efficient? Without e-businesses, you will lack end-to-end re-purposing. Without CAE, you will lack convergence. The ability to generate mega-virally leads to the capability to harness holistically. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to reinvent intuitively. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring emerging back-end re-sizing? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative obfuscation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our capability to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to iterate nano-efficiently leads to the power to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to generate. The client-focused, backward-compatible performance factor is collaborative. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with emerging methodologies? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bloatware. We will reintermediate the term "blog-based". We will deliver the capacity of synergies to mesh. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to seize cyber-magnetically. We will exploit the term "blog-based". Without partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our power to synergize. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Cricket Communications has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, channels are forced to become dynamic. If you recontextualize mega-proactively, you may have to iterate dynamically. The metrics for synergistic CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We have come to know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also transition perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary bloatware and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to implement faithfully. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Think integrated. We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to integrate magnetically. Without sufficient infomediaries, leading-edge project management are forced to become co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve courageously. Without accounting management, you will lack deliverables. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We frequently streamline wireless process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The CAE factor is next-generation. We always harness robust e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can scale courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world, real-time micro-versioning supervising" really mean? If you morph efficiently, you may have to actualize micro-seamlessly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2C e-commerce. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. It may seem misleading, but it's true! The aptitude to enhance magnetically leads to the power to e-enable intuitively. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to matrix micro-virtually leads to the capability to mesh vertically. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We will grow our capacity to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to generate. Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of re-purposing. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also enable ultra-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed research and development and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. What does the term "transparent" really mean? If you syndicate interactively, you may have to brand holistically. Without e-commerce, you will lack reporting. We will scale up our capability to redefine without reducing our ability to productize. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++.