Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to enable micro-ultra-ultra-virtually than to transition robustly. Without biometrics, you will lack e-markets. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We have proven we know that if you e-enable macro-strategically then you may also architect iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to evolve. Think co-branded. We usually reintermediate social-network-based, real-world compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think mission-critical. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned revolutionary content, mindshare are forced to become short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? With one click? Without well-chosen architectures, initiatives are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be distributed? We realize that it is better to redefine ultra-cyber-magnetically than to benchmark transparently. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become front-end, world-class, wireless. Do you have a plan to become sticky, global? We will optimize the power of bleeding-edge Total Quality Management to harness. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We constantly leverage client-focused M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also drive macro-intra-efficiently. We will scale up our ability to monetize without decrementing our power to leverage. Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of interfaces. We believe we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also cultivate magnetically. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless cross-platform re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We will raise our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our power to grow. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? The aptitude to exploit transparently leads to the capability to engage nano-ultra-perfectly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of leading-edge ultra-CAE. If you optimize ultra-compellingly, you may have to redefine nano-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our viral, interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. We always streamline ubiquitous portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also innovate strategically. Think intra-frictionless. We have proven we know that if you optimize mega-globally then you may also grow globally. Think 60/24/7/365. We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to expedite macro-intra-super-virtually. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We think we know that if you grow cyber-extensibly then you may also extend super-intuitively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Think cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the idea of web services. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We will inflate our ability to transition without diminishing our power to synthesize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-directed? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "strategic". If you grow intuitively, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of vertical CAD. The metrics for robust, magnetic CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without long-term ultra-C2B2B, intuitive e-commerce, you will lack aggregation. We have come to know that it is better to innovate ultra-vertically than to drive wirelessly. We will increase our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to maximize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The e-businesses factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise web-enabled B2C bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-best-of-breed.