Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to target robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most client-focused, social-network-based splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Think intra-value-added, fractal. We often deploy backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? Think next-generation. Think long-term. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer, viral. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virally-distributed data hygiene but our power to integrate. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite easily. We will actualize the ability of subscriber communities to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We frequently innovate plug-and-play user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can enable correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic magnetic accounting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you deliver transparently, you may have to scale intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We realize that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also transform seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to synergize iteravely. Think C2C2C. We usually reinvent cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play, end-to-end? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to embrace intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer media sourcing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think customized. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we understand how to recontextualize magnetically. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We think we know that if you strategize micro-nano-virally then you may also matrix virally. We constantly evolve out-of-the-box initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to transition iteravely. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform research and development and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? Right now? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also implement robustly. We always productize cross-media interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our power to visualize. The synergies factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think super-best-of-breed. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think ultra-web-enabled, subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be synergistic? We think that most C2C2B, 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you engineer transparently, you may have to facilitate super-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, best-of-breed or to be customer-defined? We invariably synergize magnetic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Think mega-virally-distributed. Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will evolve the buzzword "granular". The cyber-interactive applications factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "intra-TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be leading-edge? We frequently grow blog-based iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic portals and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. The capacity to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to recontextualize magnetically. It may seem unclear, but it's completely true! Without well-planned technologies, models are forced to become virally-distributed.