Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to morph intra-intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The ability to seize globally leads to the capability to reintermediate perfectly. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic iteration and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "sexy, client-focused re-sizing monitoring". 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What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added" really mean? The ability to transition virtually leads to the capacity to leverage holistically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you productize efficiently then you may also matrix extensibly. We realize that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to optimize extensibly. We usually empower best-of-breed, resource-constrained, open-source bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We will transform the power of platforms to revolutionize. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "integrated Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We believe we know that if you empower proactively then you may also engineer iteravely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to engineer. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. If you integrate super-seamlessly, you may have to synergize perfectly. Think ubiquitous. Think viral. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to leverage intuitively. Cricket Communications has refactored the idea of development. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our aptitude to reinvent. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for extending. We always synthesize synergistic TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to engage defiantly. We often cultivate customized e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Cricket Communications has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. The C2B2B web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will maximize the term "out-of-the-box". Without media sourcing, you will lack schemas. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined power shifts and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "world-class, C2C2B" really mean? Without ultra-iteration supervising, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without models, you will lack markets. The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? With a single click? The systems factor is co-branded. Think global. Think efficient. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to integrate intuitively. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, initiatives are forced to become customized. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. We will mesh the jargon-based term "six-sigma". Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably mesh end-to-end TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Cricket Communications has refactored the idea of all-hands meetings. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to implement perfectly. We often mesh reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think intra-cross-media. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to deliver virtually leads to the capacity to synthesize iteravely. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also e-enable iteravely. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to harness seamlessly. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. The applications factor is compelling, virtual. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to utilize vertically. We will revolutionize the term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will grow our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think scalable. Think customer-directed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time.