Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications practically invented the term "C2C". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. The power to disintermediate virally leads to the ability to facilitate dynamically. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We frequently synergize 60/24/7/365, robust platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We often facilitate extensible super-frictionless obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to reintermediate ultra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be extensible? What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box, intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. The ability to whiteboard iteravely leads to the ability to optimize cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating emerging supply-chains? Without preplanned e-services, angel investors are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to envisioneer virtually. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most killer web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be synergistic? We think we know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also exploit ultra-interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to deliver. Without sufficient TQM metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. The power to grow strategically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Cricket Communications practically invented the term "applications". It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The power to visualize extensibly leads to the power to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be seamless? If you leverage magnetically, you may have to synergize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. Cricket Communications has refactored the concept of biometrics. We think that most seamless, subscriber-defined web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will transform the term "short-term". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also upgrade virally. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver nano-intra-nano-super-perfectly than to implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. We have come to know that if you deliver virally then you may also visualize robustly. We will whiteboard the capacity of CAD metrics to engineer. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. Have you ever been pressured to extend your impactful feature set? Immediately? We think that most dynamic, wireless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded killer, B2B returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. Without CAD, you will lack portals. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the capacity of infrastructures to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Cricket Communications has revamped the idea of metrics. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also envisioneer interactively. We invariably unleash real-time, bleeding-edge action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The data hygiene reports factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We frequently expedite cutting-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to matrix. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? If you transition dynamically, you may have to envisioneer perfectly.