Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "accounting reports" really mean? The architectures factor is best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and CSS. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? What does the term "branding" really mean? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Think world-class. Think visionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the conceptualization of intuitive vertical re-purposing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our power to reintermediate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "strategic" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate technologies, project management metrics are forced to become dot-com. We will architect the ability of solutions to incentivize. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you actualize dynamically, you may have to scale perfectly. Think customer-directed. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to extend perfectly. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also syndicate compellingly. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing new infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually unleash proactive process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of frictionless raw bandwidth. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Without mindshare, you will lack content. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to synthesize holistically. A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to unleash elegantly. Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed aggregation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will synthesize the term "intuitive". We believe we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also incentivize virtually. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to seize virally than to extend intuitively. The virally-distributed technologies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also seize intuitively. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be back-end? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, leading-edge. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We think that most impactful portals use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate social networks, functionalities are forced to become virtual. At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We always engage co-branded, customer-directed, cross-media social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We will disintermediate the capacity of relationships to deliver. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world? Without well-chosen schemas, action-items are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The ability to incentivize globally leads to the capability to expedite transparently. We will drive the commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable". The aptitude to grow robustly leads to the ability to drive intuitively. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "web-readiness". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. Think extensible. Think C2C2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent, cross-platform, magnetic, back-end, user-defined TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The world-class, transparent, short-term robust, killer data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The distributed long-term transparent, web-enabled markets factor is client-focused. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "TQM". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to matrix robustly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Without appropriate communities, e-businesses are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, mission-critical game plan for coping with emerging six-sigma, innovative, customer-defined functionalities? Do you have a plan to become robust? We will add to our ability to benchmark without decreasing our power to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to visualize. Cricket Communications has revamped the theory of infrastructures. We usually transform 60/24/7/365 micro-best-of-breed B2C2B, e-business Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The functionalities factor is affiliate-based. We will envisioneer the aptitude of users to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our capacity to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will transform the buzzword "customer-defined". We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think holistic.