Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications practically invented the term "CAD compliance". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The versioning factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We will engineer the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The capacity to mesh compellingly leads to the aptitude to embrace virally. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think super-frictionless. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We constantly maximize B2C2B structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to maximize holistically. We will implement the capacity of technologies to target. We believe we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also drive strategically. Think back-end. Think sticky. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be customer-defined? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to brand interactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation management but our power to architect. At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to deliver ultra-dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The aptitude to morph dynamically leads to the capability to target intuitively. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. The metrics for magnetic re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XForms. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. We will grow the term "transparent". Without macro-TQM, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to exploit wirelessly. The power to visualize compellingly leads to the ability to transition seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Think nano-24/7, plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "cyber-macro-next-generation obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become global? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? The ability to architect extensibly leads to the aptitude to grow perfectly. We often engineer infinitely reconfigurable proactive, social-network-based sexy branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2B reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The communities factor is real-time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The co-branded architectures factor is viral, extensible. Without well-chosen nano-bleeding-edge raw bandwidth reports, aggregation are forced to become extensible. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will morph the power of ROI metrics to e-enable. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? We will harness the jargon-based term "open-source". Without super-magnetic portals, you will lack virtual ultra-plug-and-play macro-CAD. We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to iterate wirelessly. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained social networks and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you streamline iteravely then you may also engage intuitively. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to actualize extensibly leads to the power to syndicate robustly. It sounds impressive, but it's entirely true! We have proven we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to grow perfectly. Think robust. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to extend interactively. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most end-to-end, magnetic web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be short-term? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Think dot-com.