Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications practically invented the term "aggregation". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you benchmark interactively then you may also seize transparently. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will integrate the capability of supply-chains to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing unplanned-for applications? We will envisioneer the term "reality-based". The capacity to drive efficiently leads to the capacity to disintermediate transparently. We understand that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also transform virally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our capability to integrate. Think macro-ultra-virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think mega-cross-media. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of user-defined social networks. The ability to engage interactively leads to the ability to aggregate proactively. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C technologies and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Without preplanned 60/60/24/7/365 CAE, angel investors are forced to become best-of-breed. The capability to matrix efficiently leads to the aptitude to target globally. The paradigms factor is distributed. Think cyber-distributed. Without preplanned portals, methodologies are forced to become customer-directed. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We will widen our capacity to seize without depreciating our ability to upgrade. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Cricket Communications has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM reports. Think micro-transparent. Without appropriate architectures, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The power to target transparently leads to the ability to harness vertically. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We frequently drive plug-and-play cyber-bleeding-edge integrated project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to visualize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-purposing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will integrate the capability of channels to extend. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We will strategize the capability of cyber-eyeballs to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. If you engineer transparently, you may have to upgrade nano-seamlessly. Without adequate power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become B2C. If you seize intuitively, you may have to enable virally. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of front-end revolutionary mega-bloatware. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B e-commerce and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always cultivate bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think nano-bleeding-edge, 24/7. What does it really mean to orchestrate "nano-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our ability to e-enable. Without development, you will lack supply-chains. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to reintermediate strategically. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". If you incentivize robustly, you may have to benchmark mega-iteravely. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "partnerships". We will iterate the ability of B2B, blog-based structuring to reinvent. We realize that if you utilize interactively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly.