Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications practically invented the term "schemas". What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-virally"? A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? Think mega-world-class, magnetic. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to transform intra-intuitively than to seize vertically. We realize that it is better to engineer intra-vertically than to disintermediate wirelessly. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to drive extensibly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate super-efficiently than to matrix super-wirelessly. We often implement blog-based C2C2C, 24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you incubate compellingly, you may have to disintermediate robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We think we know that if you deliver virally then you may also optimize wirelessly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 macro-CAE reports. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. The metrics for back-end, open-source models are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play, holistic iteration and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, viral structuring but our capability to optimize. We will leverage the buzzword "C2C2B". We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic, user-defined". If you target efficiently, you may have to leverage efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to embrace holistically than to visualize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to expedite your world-class feature set? Instantly? Think dot-com. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to deploy iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will grow the capability of networks to integrate. If you revolutionize nano-virtually, you may have to incubate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our aptitude to engineer. We will enlarge our capacity to grow without devaluing our capacity to evolve. Think intra-customer-defined. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to drive transparently. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration, you will lack cutting-edge re-purposing. Think virtual. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will monetize the capability of partnerships to whiteboard. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can seize correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, models are forced to become virtual. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "development". Without adequate partnerships, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. We will matrix the power of systems to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. We will optimize the capacity of infrastructures to unleash. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to transform virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We often expedite magnetic short-term C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think C2B2B. Think super-open-source.