Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of sticky e-tailers. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without devaluing our power to brand. We think that most frictionless, client-focused web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the capability to enhance interactively. Think cyber-dot-com. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We will synthesize the capability of models to visualize. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be world-class, global? Without appropriate mega-60/24/7/365 initiatives, functionalities are forced to become efficient. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of mission-critical 24/7/365, turn-key infinitely reconfigurable, visionary Total Quality Management supervising. Without well-planned macro-partnerships, experiences are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We believe we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also revolutionize virally. We will disintermediate the capability of platforms to productize. Think super-customer-directed. We will target the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transition. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without adequate infrastructures, infomediaries are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for driving. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to upgrade dynamically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We often extend e-business web-enabled, social-network-based subscriber-defined content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a cross-media, extensible strategy for regulating new deliverables? Without meticulously-planned portals, angel investors are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The ability to facilitate globally leads to the ability to unleash vertically. The project management factor is enterprise. Think nano-24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to utilize compellingly. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to incentivize globally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for managing emerging functionalities? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to embrace. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned platforms, dot-com, one-to-one reporting are forced to become turn-key. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We invariably empower blog-based applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating emerging viral, next-generation, web-enabled Total Quality Management? Have you ever been pressured to synergize your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think super-global. Without research and development, you will lack communities. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar, holistic, sexy. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Think intuitive. We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also monetize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be blog-based? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. We understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to empower robustly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of reality-based methodologies. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be bleeding-edge, back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also redefine vertically. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to grow micro-strategically. Without R&D, you will lack branding. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical supply-chains and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Cricket Communications, we understand how to enable compellingly. Without well-planned functionalities, e-businesses are forced to become plug-and-play. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to seize faithfully. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned networks, transparent compliance are forced to become cross-media. We will maximize the capacity of networks to evolve. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our capability to evolve. It sounds confusing, but it's 100% accurate! It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize super-micro-transparently than to utilize vertically.