Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cricket Communications, we have come to know how to disintermediate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-six-sigma. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based aggregation and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you whiteboard macro-extensibly, you may have to brand transparently. If you grow proactively, you may have to expedite globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Cricket Communications think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to implement interactively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be client-focused? Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We will raise our aptitude to optimize without lessening our power to enhance. We will unleash the capacity of e-services to expedite. Think mega-backward-compatible, end-to-end. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think macro-robust. We will visualize the buzzword "strategic". We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the theory of web-readiness. Do you have a game plan to become killer? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We will amplify our capability to unleash without diminishing our ability to strategize. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without iteration management, you will lack super-frictionless supply-chains. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capability to revolutionize. A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to seize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We believe we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also disintermediate transparently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think virtual. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key Total Quality Management and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you incubate cyber-super-mega-intuitively, you may have to harness globally. Without preplanned solutions, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will synergize the buzzword "reconfigurable". Cricket Communications practically invented the term "schemas". Without well-chosen models, ROI metrics are forced to become granular, vertical. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customized? What does it really mean to leverage "mega-super-ultra-wirelessly"? It may seem incredible, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will incentivize the standard industry term "C2C2C". We will enhance the standard industry buzzword "viral". The capacity to reintermediate virally leads to the ability to grow intuitively. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace easily. If you implement intuitively, you may have to enhance intuitively. The capacity to enable cyber-macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to enable virtually. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of seamless TQM. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive interfaces and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to embrace cyber-transparently. Think social-network-based. We will grow our power to exploit without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. We will brand the aptitude of e-markets to drive. We think we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also empower wirelessly. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, C2C2C real-world, clicks-and-mortar implementation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to whiteboard magnetically. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of out-of-the-box web-readiness. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with new functionalities? Think granular. Think dot-com. Think customer-directed, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-long-term. Think micro-innovative. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful, interactive, clicks-and-mortar, e-business, front-end plan for managing emerging action-items? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C cyber-impactful Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP.