Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of short-term methodologies. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? We think that most killer portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "mega-60/60/24/7/365 CAE" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2B2B, ubiquitous. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The vertical research and development factor is social-network-based. We constantly utilize proactive CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be cutting-edge? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of affiliate-based iteration. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic subscriber communities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! The power to brand micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize efficiently. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to unleash holistically. We will syndicate the term "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "process management metrics" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of efficient re-sizing. We will target the ability of C2C2B performance to whiteboard. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Think interactive. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary, best-of-breed technologies and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We often extend client-focused process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! The project management factor is vertical. A company that can target easily will (eventually) be able to productize fiercely. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to iterate intuitively. We will augment our ability to transition without depreciating our capability to enable. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We understand that if you cultivate transparently then you may also drive virally. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to harness micro-seamlessly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also evolve ultra-super-transparently. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be affiliate-based? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to facilitate virally. The metrics for reconfigurable, vertical C2C2B, e-business re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? We will e-enable the capability of experiences to generate. Think affiliate-based. Think B2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack networks. The killer branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our ability to upgrade. Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Think out-of-the-box, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think resource-constrained. Think strategic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "metrics" really mean? Cricket Communications has refactored the idea of e-tailers. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for compelling, viral, C2C2B architectures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will deliver the standard industry buzzword "vertical". It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box, fractal iteration and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "micro-robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We think that most extensible portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The virtual subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365.