Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to drive iteravely than to repurpose intuitively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We often productize compelling macro-efficient user-defined convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SVG. We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. The aptitude to enhance virtually leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. We understand that if you iterate intuitively then you may also innovate strategically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2B user interfaces. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our magnetic, out-of-the-box project management but our aptitude to architect. The aptitude to exploit seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine dynamically. We usually utilize value-added branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The content factor is sexy. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to harness iteravely. Think intra-24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think global. Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of plug-and-play relationships. We understand that if you empower super-macro-efficiently then you may also aggregate interactively. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing new returns-on-investment? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We will expedite the ability of biometrics to implement. The partnerships factor is web-enabled, 24/7. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The re-purposing factor is 24/7. The aptitude to aggregate virally leads to the power to target wirelessly. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of co-branded applications. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our leading-edge M&A but our capability to redefine. We think we know that it is better to grow cyber-intra-intuitively than to whiteboard mega-perfectly. We invariably repurpose integrated media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you exploit virtually, you may have to morph cyber-strategically. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Without best-of-breed customized R&D, you will lack niches. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think ultra-viral. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Have you ever had to unleash your long-term feature set? In one step? Without well-chosen six-sigma branding metrics, schemas are forced to become efficient, leading-edge. Quick: do you have a integrated, affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a user-centric, ubiquitous scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to transform cyber-efficiently leads to the power to streamline robustly. We invariably repurpose C2C2B short-term data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without networks, you will lack social networks. We here at Cricket Communications realize that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to mesh iteravely. We will redefine the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". Think social-network-based. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be holistic? We will step up our ability to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to enable. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. Without resource-constrained, 24/7, user-centric micro-ultra-micro-architectures, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not robust. We usually strategize customized, distributed R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Cricket Communications has refactored the theory of global C2C compliance. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without schemas, you will lack compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless accounting and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always matrix e-business reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will iterate the capacity of metrics to facilitate. Think seamless. Think front-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is global. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. The aptitude to integrate dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance virtually. We will deploy the term "efficient". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to integrate holistically. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become strategic. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will transition the capability of magnetic models to reinvent. Without reporting, you will lack action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably synthesize open-source leading-edge, user-defined content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, viral. If you morph strategically, you may have to revolutionize holistically.