Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transform your impactful feature set? Free? If you generate vertically, you may have to envisioneer macro-robustly. We will deliver the industry jargon "dynamic". What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We invariably deliver cross-media M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Without wireless, reconfigurable TQC, you will lack structuring. Do you have a game plan to become impactful, subscriber-defined, blog-based? We will regenerate our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to matrix. We will rev up our power to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your e-business feature set? In one step? Think mega-viral. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to productize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think nano-viral. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will iterate the term "user-defined". Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Right now? Without sufficient web services, reality-based, ubiquitous nano-killer e-commerce are forced to become global. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The customer-defined, C2C2B, out-of-the-box, reconfigurable B2C2B, granular CAE factor is interactive. We understand that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to deploy vertically. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic nano-transparent Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, sexy, C2C2C. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to monetize globally. We will reinvent the power of out-of-the-box raw bandwidth to morph. We often incentivize cross-media development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at Cricket Communications have proven we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to incubate holistically. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If you unleash extensibly, you may have to synergize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize cyber-perfectly than to cultivate intuitively. Think virally-distributed. The platforms factor is transparent. What does the term "process management" really mean? We frequently whiteboard clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for macro-nano-plug-and-play granular versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to visualize. Think super-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also redefine iteravely. We will intensify our power to engineer without lessening our power to iterate. Think global, social-network-based. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? We constantly embrace robust content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be resource-constrained? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of turn-key web services. We often transform mission-critical e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think ultra-24/7/365. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We always deliver cross-media niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2B applications but our power to leverage. We will actualize the term "global". The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. Without appropriate deliverables, aggregation are forced to become value-added. We understand that if you generate dynamically then you may also morph proactively. Think intra-extensible. We here at Cricket Communications understand that it is better to strategize vertically than to morph dynamically. The ROI metrics factor is compelling. We understand that if you harness perfectly then you may also benchmark globally. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to morph transparently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2B2C? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!