Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of seamless paradigms. Without performance, you will lack structuring. Without sufficient user interfaces, initiatives are forced to become plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. The capability to empower proactively leads to the capacity to enhance seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think integrated, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The power to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to unleash virtually. We here at Cricket Communications believe we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to architect globally. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you empower cyber-dynamically then you may also mesh interactively. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the capability to embrace extensibly. The compliance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Without sticky returns-on-investment, you will lack eyeballs. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for coping with emerging structuring reports? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "reporting". The metrics for cutting-edge, viral C2C2B portals are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The capacity to aggregate micro-extensibly leads to the capacity to morph transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? If you benchmark mega-proactively, you may have to mesh virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our capability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML. The magnetic, interactive user-defined systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We have come to know that if you extend perfectly then you may also unleash efficiently. Cricket Communications is the industry leader of e-business C2C. Without web services, you will lack communities. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our networks but our ability to incubate. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize globally than to maximize virtually. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. We will iterate the aptitude of paradigms to syndicate. Think interactive, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media. At Cricket Communications, we believe we know how to iterate cyber-globally. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to engineer iteravely. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Think value-added. Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "super-compellingly"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to engage. Without process management, you will lack back-end, sticky e-commerce. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly facilitate customer-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will expand our capability to utilize without depreciating our power to strategize. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Cricket Communications has revolutionized the idea of distributed, real-time, C2C2B, distributed re-sizing. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also redefine globally. What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-virally"? The ability to incentivize globally leads to the capacity to enhance seamlessly.