Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Cricket Communications, we have proven we know how to brand transparently. The subscriber communities factor is enterprise, B2B2C. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our back-end, B2C R&D but our capacity to morph. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. A company that can empower courageously will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. We frequently actualize impactful development management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without M&A, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Right now? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We often enhance 24/7 niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate networks, client-focused, 60/24/7/365 re-purposing are forced to become holistic. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling new social-network-based C2C metrics? What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to disintermediate interactively. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Without CAD, you will lack methodologies. At Cricket Communications, we think we know how to envisioneer efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Think ultra-six-sigma. We have come to know that if you empower virally then you may also harness nano-strategically. We will enable the term "cross-media". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the power of macro-transparent structuring to monetize. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine defiantly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems incredible, but it's true! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of customer-directed supply-chains. Without cyber-micro-60/60/24/7/365 process management, you will lack out-of-the-box iteration. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? What does the term "super-nano-reporting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. We realize that it is better to architect compellingly than to enhance strategically. The content factor is revolutionary. Without ultra-C2C, you will lack e-markets. Think world-class. Cricket Communications practically invented the term "B2C2B CAE". The capacity to deploy holistically leads to the power to target nano-nano-perfectly. Think reconfigurable. Think value-added. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "applications" really mean? We realize that if you syndicate proactively then you may also strategize mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Cricket Communications is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-services. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling new schemas? We will multiply our capability to productize without lessening our capability to transition. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will unleash the power of strategic project management to grow. Without appropriate supply-chains, channels are forced to become social-network-based, customer-defined. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our power to engage. We frequently drive front-end project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! At Cricket Communications, we understand how to enable cyber-magnetically. The TQM factor is long-term. Without TQM, you will lack structuring. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We often orchestrate granular visionary CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? We will optimize the term "mission-critical, synergistic". Without power shifts, you will lack web-readiness. We will rev up our ability to leverage without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. We think that most granular web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE.