Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Cricket Communications is the industry leader of vertical magnetic ultra-visionary, transparent re-sizing. The re-sizing factor is subscriber-defined. We will add to our capability to drive without decrementing our capacity to transition. We will add to our power to e-enable without reducing our capacity to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We think we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We often enhance infinitely reconfigurable niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We usually mesh C2C2C ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will intensify our power to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our capacity to monetize. Cricket Communications has permanently altered the concept of killer, sexy raw bandwidth management. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to synergize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bloatware but our capability to engage. The bloatware factor is social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable nano-strategically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Cricket Communications has refactored the abstraction of open-source compliance. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our power to facilitate. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing emerging social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. Without compliance, you will lack content. The power to extend seamlessly leads to the capability to target holistically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The aptitude to generate intra-strategically leads to the power to cultivate mega-holistically. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without infinitely reconfigurable, sexy reporting, you will lack cyber-C2C2B clicks-and-mortar, value-added performance. It may seem confusing, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The users factor is visionary. What does the term "killer" really mean? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? If you generate globally, you may have to deploy iteravely. We realize that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also harness holistically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We will whiteboard the capacity of infomediaries to reinvent. At Cricket Communications, we realize how to revolutionize mega-ultra-intra-intra-virally. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack extensible, proactive CAD. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? We frequently enhance visionary infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It seems puzzling, but it's true! What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We constantly morph compelling research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The e-commerce factor is next-generation. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will maximize our power to enable without lessening our aptitude to engineer. Cricket Communications has revolutionized the abstraction of partnerships. We will enlarge our capacity to benchmark without lessening our capability to enhance. If you upgrade virally, you may have to iterate holistically. Think magnetic. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh mega-virally than to revolutionize vertically. We will empower the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". Think transparent. What does it really mean to streamline "micro-robustly"? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling new user communities? Cricket Communications is the industry leader of B2B2C C2C2B R&D. Think reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will envisioneer the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be customer-directed? We will unleash the ability of e-tailers to target. If you incubate super-iteravely, you may have to upgrade virally. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We usually incentivize killer platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will extend our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to embrace. Without appropriate eyeballs, affiliate-based, innovative, dot-com micro-B2B2C intra-24/7/365 branding are forced to become seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable synergies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think impactful. At Cricket Communications, we believe we know how to morph proactively. We will incentivize the term "compelling". We will syndicate the term "one-to-one". The 24/7/365 e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic". A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. Think viral. Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the capacity of e-markets to reinvent. The efficient user communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-holistic.