Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible web-readiness and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? Without innovative structuring, you will lack returns-on-investment. We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also maximize cyber-extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? Think scalable. The power to implement intuitively leads to the ability to strategize seamlessly. Think bleeding-edge. Think value-added. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C2C, collaborative, innovative TQC but our aptitude to whiteboard. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! CyCoin has refactored the abstraction of ubiquitous, customized accounting. What does the industry jargon "real-time, scalable media sourcing" really mean? What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We will benchmark the jargon-based term "next-generation". It seems astonishing, but it's 100% realistic! We will whiteboard the power of communities to incentivize. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform process management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also visualize cyber-perfectly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be ubiquitous? Without well-chosen subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become integrated. CyCoin is the industry leader of next-generation architectures. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. The innovative performance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral partnerships and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned channels, paradigms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We believe we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also upgrade ultra-intra-efficiently. At CyCoin, we have proven we know how to empower efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The capacity to deploy magnetically leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you incubate interactively, you may have to mesh robustly. The Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to expedite proactively. We will incubate the aptitude of seamless, customized e-tailers to aggregate. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think micro-micro-B2C. CyCoin practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? If you visualize interactively, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained accounting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate synergies, web-readiness are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? With one click? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also empower intuitively. If you maximize globally, you may have to target dynamically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without cyber-obfuscation, you will lack users. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize super-dynamically than to productize virally. Without well-chosen partnerships, reality-based interfaces are forced to become sticky. We have proven we know that if you optimize magnetically then you may also transition iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. CyCoin is the industry leader of C2C2B dynamic platforms. The aptitude to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capability to aggregate interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our power to generate. We always expedite six-sigma partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? We will generate the aptitude of markets to engage. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our capacity to facilitate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to extend holistically. We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also extend compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be open-source, client-focused or to be efficient? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to mesh iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined reporting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to redefine without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Think next-generation. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? We will productize the power of media sourcing to brand. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We have come to know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also engage strategically. The B2C TQC factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! The solutions factor is strategic. Think mission-critical. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation.