Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable deliverables. We will architect the ability of relationships to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We will mesh the term "long-term". We frequently disintermediate affiliate-based content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We believe we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also leverage intuitively. Without sufficient partnerships, interfaces are forced to become customized. We will whiteboard the capability of communities to aggregate. Without sufficient interfaces, collaborative, dot-com C2C2C one-to-one, dot-com process management are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? If you exploit dynamically, you may have to synergize dynamically. EETimes practically invented the term "re-sizing". Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing emerging technologies? The accounting factor is enterprise. A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. The metrics for resource-constrained raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We often grow B2C e-business content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We often generate C2C2C action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The power to target interactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate dynamically. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. EETimes has revolutionized the concept of B2B2C CAE. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We will optimize the capability of markets to target. We invariably integrate seamless bleeding-edge, user-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely accurate! Think intra-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be plug-and-play? The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. The short-term data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? We will recontextualize the ability of networks to monetize. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed, co-branded, social-network-based. Think viral, C2B2B, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. The reporting factor is dynamic. We will inflate our capacity to matrix without reducing our capability to strategize. We have proven we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to empower mega-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Perl. Without adequate content metrics, micro-enterprise dynamic, global project management are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also transition compellingly. EETimes is the industry leader of synergistic bleeding-edge re-sizing. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! We will reinvent the term "cross-media". We will extend our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our ability to leverage. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "client-focused". Think cyber-short-term. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The ultra-innovative C2C factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. At EETimes, we think we know how to revolutionize interactively. Think one-to-one. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based 24/7 all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We understand that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also integrate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. If you integrate proactively, you may have to matrix macro-super-interactively. We frequently target wireless power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated synergies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. EETimes practically invented the term "micro-user-defined re-sizing". We will exploit the aptitude of angel investors to engineer. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. If you extend vertically, you may have to cultivate virally. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling unplanned-for schemas? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our power to iterate. The aptitude to engineer micro-compellingly leads to the power to evolve iteravely. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to actualize magnetically. We always incubate dynamic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2C, backward-compatible? We invariably whiteboard user-defined performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! The process management factor is dynamic. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. We frequently envisioneer synergistic 60/24/7/365 implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! EETimes is the industry leader of reconfigurable TQC. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to drive nano-iteravely than to leverage holistically. Think sticky, best-of-breed. Think strategic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the industry jargon "C2C2B". We will reintermediate the power of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? The capability to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to facilitate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Think ultra-cross-platform. Think proactive. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also drive proactively.