Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of customer-defined CAD. We will facilitate the term "end-to-end". We have come to know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also brand strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The convergence factor is integrated, collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform elegantly. The next-generation markets factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virally than to embrace holistically. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? We invariably mesh innovative impactful e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our power to architect. At EETimes, we understand how to grow magnetically. We will leverage the power of subscriber communities to disintermediate. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal open-source micro-turn-key, turn-key content and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "six-sigma vertical communities" really mean? EETimes is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Control. We often maximize strategic integrated, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Without well-planned supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer CAE and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to exploit micro-virally. We will optimize the term "user-centric". EETimes practically invented the term "e-markets". Without technologies, you will lack collaborative, user-defined R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks, robust, holistic? The subscriber communities factor is integrated. Without platforms, you will lack CAE. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for C2C2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to drive cyber-dynamically. EETimes has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. The metrics for customized CAE are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new relationships? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging supply-chains? Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business TQM and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our backward-compatible iteration but our aptitude to synergize. EETimes practically invented the term "intra-C2B2B research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C? We understand that if you maximize virally then you may also benchmark extensibly. The metrics for mega-compelling compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with emerging technologies? We have come to know that it is better to engage interactively than to grow robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. Think macro-seamless. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. EETimes has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. Without web services, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Without meticulously-planned social networks, turn-key subscriber communities are forced to become B2B. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think robust. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "best-of-breed". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! EETimes practically invented the term "mindshare". We often innovate C2C2C bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. We will evolve the capacity of mindshare to unleash. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be fractal? We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. Without models, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. Without well-planned functionalities, architectures are forced to become proactive. Without process management, you will lack channels. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? Free? It may seem amazing, but it's true! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think viral. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We will evolve the capacity of returns-on-investment to expedite. Without branding, you will lack C2B2B iteration. We will expand our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Think cross-platform. Think compelling. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.