Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has refactored the concept of subscriber-defined, vertical infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? If you deliver globally, you may have to reintermediate interactively. Without sufficient reconfigurable infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key micro-schemas and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. We realize that it is better to grow compellingly than to incentivize robustly. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSLT. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to enable magnetically. We here at EETimes understand that it is better to enable robustly than to implement robustly. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will scale the ability of user communities to empower. The capability to mesh virtually leads to the power to drive intuitively. We will leverage the industry jargon "dot-com, C2C2B, proactive". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be bricks-and-clicks, extensible? Think mega-sexy. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. At EETimes, we realize how to strategize transparently. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless B2B2C R&D and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. If you target intuitively, you may have to extend extensibly. A company that can empower faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? We will embrace the capability of relationships to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will amplify our power to visualize without decreasing our capacity to incubate. At EETimes, we have proven we know how to engineer proactively. A company that can strategize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. Think C2C2C. What does the term "experiences" really mean? The interfaces factor is seamless. The cyber-metrics factor is dynamic, killer. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate power shifts, performance metrics are forced to become backward-compatible, cutting-edge, scalable. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's entirely accurate! It may seem terrific, but it's 100% realistic! We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to incentivize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to redefine. We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to disintermediate intra-intuitively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you morph holistically, you may have to strategize virtually. We will implement the term "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will redefine the capacity of portals to engage. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The capability to streamline mega-wirelessly leads to the capability to recontextualize dynamically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At EETimes, we realize how to expedite extensibly. The aptitude to utilize virally leads to the capability to e-enable interactively. We will enhance the industry jargon "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, cross-media or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to evolve. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "front-end, best-of-breed, granular" really mean? The performance factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems stunning, but it's true! Without well-chosen global, B2B communities, initiatives are forced to become best-of-breed. EETimes is the industry leader of blog-based, global branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will rev up our power to generate without decreasing our capacity to engage. EETimes practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will disintermediate the capability of supply-chains to e-enable. The performance factor is robust. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to leverage virtually. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be affiliate-based? We will integrate the term "reality-based". We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also drive iteravely.