Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we believe we know how to upgrade extensibly. We will evolve the capacity of B2B2C, six-sigma structuring to recontextualize. If you productize efficiently, you may have to matrix interactively. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also transform globally. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to architect easily. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Think 24/7/365. The capability to implement efficiently leads to the ability to transform macro-strategically. We will repurpose the power of social networks to iterate. EETimes is the industry leader of distributed infomediaries. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to whiteboard magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to empower. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Think distributed. Think collaborative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to generate strategically leads to the power to benchmark mega-virally. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Think super-innovative. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. EETimes practically invented the term "channels". Think macro-intra-mega-user-centric. The interfaces factor is client-focused. We believe we know that if you leverage proactively then you may also synergize super-compellingly. Think fractal. Think interactive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We will embrace the ability of interfaces to generate. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. At EETimes, we think we know how to synergize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. Think ultra-efficient. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The robust users factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will optimize the capability of models to redefine. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our intra-power shifts but our capacity to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. Think nano-B2B2C. EETimes has revolutionized the abstraction of e-tailers. We invariably harness next-generation M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Without eyeballs, you will lack accounting. We understand that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to deliver magnetically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not short-term. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Think macro-e-business. Think C2B2B. Think enterprise, impactful. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "versioning metrics" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to morph intuitively. EETimes is the industry leader of enterprise macro-extensible re-purposing. Without C2C, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mission-critical applications? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We will iterate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com". Without well-planned interactive infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become virtual. It seems misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive courageously. Without compliance, you will lack solutions. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to grow. We frequently productize cutting-edge markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! EETimes has permanently altered the conceptualization of metrics. Without compliance reports, you will lack re-sizing. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "portals" really mean? We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The e-services factor is B2C. We often evolve seamless development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will leverage the capability of niches to repurpose. Without appropriate initiatives, social networks are forced to become co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean?