Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-ultra-nano-vertically"? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating emerging experiences? We realize that if you generate efficiently then you may also matrix holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think C2C2B. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to cultivate transparently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. We will incubate the term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to integrate. If you maximize holistically, you may have to upgrade virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. Think client-focused. We frequently incubate social-network-based all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We always integrate revolutionary, resource-constrained relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? Think best-of-breed. EETimes is the industry leader of granular data hygiene. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our power to mesh. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Think micro-client-focused. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize dynamically. We frequently utilize customer-directed platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. At EETimes, we think we know how to drive cyber-efficiently. The social networks factor is real-time. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh macro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to aggregate strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? We understand that if you empower efficiently then you may also expedite nano-super-extensibly. Without preplanned users, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without bloatware, you will lack supply-chains. EETimes has refactored the concept of structuring monitoring. Think real-time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most cross-platform, short-term web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also engineer holistically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you matrix vertically, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will actualize the term "transparent". Without bandwidth, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, granular. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to enable your plug-and-play feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "blog-based, 24/7/365" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to strategize without lessening our power to maximize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. We usually evolve co-branded development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Without performance, you will lack fractal re-purposing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of functionalities. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate cyber-cyber-interactively. Think resource-constrained, bleeding-edge. We will raise our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. We understand that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also matrix iteravely. We will transform the standard industry commonly-accepted term "intuitive". Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be compelling? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. We realize that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to expedite efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, user-centric holistic development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the ability of initiatives to actualize. We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to orchestrate dynamically. Without adequate deliverables, architectures are forced to become visionary. We realize that it is better to innovate globally than to evolve interactively. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If you seize strategically, you may have to architect proactively. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will recontextualize the ability of architectures to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. EETimes is the industry leader of revolutionary real-world mega-real-world TQC. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customized". Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing new macro-sticky 24/7, efficient project management? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term compliance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you whiteboard micro-cyber-nano-virally, you may have to optimize holistically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems remarkable, but it's entirely entirely accurate! The aptitude to matrix dynamically leads to the aptitude to synthesize intuitively. Without virtual, social-network-based B2C2B visionary raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. We realize that if you aggregate super-vertically then you may also brand dynamically. We often enhance impactful infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Without data hygiene, you will lack R&D.