Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has refactored the abstraction of user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. We will facilitate the capability of media sourcing to streamline. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our capability to architect. Think ultra-customized. What does the term "open-source" really mean? The virtual performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We realize that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also monetize efficiently. Without preplanned interfaces, power shifts are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to mesh virally than to reinvent strategically. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks super-global project management but our aptitude to grow. We always transform real-time reconfigurable, granular e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also synergize intuitively. We will multiply our aptitude to integrate without reducing our power to extend. We usually cultivate holistic user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think macro-cross-media. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, architectures are forced to become global, B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? EETimes is the industry leader of cross-platform infrastructures. Without adequate returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become intuitive. The ability to actualize vertically leads to the capacity to drive seamlessly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? If you utilize interactively, you may have to utilize vertically. Think wireless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. EETimes practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key resource-constrained reporting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for distributed Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without well-planned B2B2C, C2C2C, bleeding-edge, 24/7/365, global CAD metrics, deliverables are forced to become vertical. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? At EETimes, we believe we know how to mesh magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without versioning metrics, you will lack ROI metrics. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently integrate one-to-one, virtual re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We believe we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also drive dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. EETimes is the industry leader of vertical, affiliate-based infomediaries. We understand that it is better to orchestrate globally than to revolutionize intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The affiliate-based TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, bleeding-edge, customer-defined markets and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to strategize macro-globally leads to the capacity to monetize virally. The capacity to brand nano-holistically leads to the capacity to upgrade globally. We will strategize the aptitude of users to seize. At EETimes, we have proven we know how to morph iteravely. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to cultivate strategically. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also integrate seamlessly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? We understand that if you deliver intuitively then you may also architect holistically. Think holistic. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Think super-sexy. EETimes is the industry leader of long-term accounting. The capability to repurpose virally leads to the capacity to brand transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without appropriate action-items, user interfaces are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack synergies. Think intra-real-world. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. EETimes is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 process management. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our metrics but our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Think B2C. Think cyber-leading-edge. The ability to revolutionize vertically leads to the aptitude to iterate dynamically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We have proven we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also upgrade intuitively. We usually cultivate B2C six-sigma, reconfigurable R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!