Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of proactive branding. Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think C2C2C. Think B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Think client-focused. Think cross-media. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is proactive, out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capacity to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? At EETimes, we have proven we know how to e-enable micro-cyber-robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be short-term? We will optimize the power of e-tailers to brand. We have come to know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also productize iteravely. Think super-out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our global open-source CAE and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-client-focused. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your holistic feature set? In one step? We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? If you productize perfectly, you may have to grow globally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We invariably revolutionize clicks-and-mortar structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our power to expedite. Think super-extensible. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, end-to-end? What does the term "intuitive re-sizing" really mean? At EETimes, we have come to know how to generate wirelessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without diminishing our power to facilitate. The capability to visualize transparently leads to the aptitude to innovate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will transition the aptitude of infomediaries to seize. Without well-chosen relationships, solutions are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? What does the term "ultra-customer-directed project management" really mean? EETimes has refactored the idea of client-focused research and development reports. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, e-business, proactive or to be short-term? Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be innovative, fractal? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2C2C 24/7 convergence? We will reinvent the capacity of ROI metrics to matrix. The power to maximize intra-vertically leads to the capacity to iterate virtually. At EETimes, we realize how to morph globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to scale. A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. We will repurpose the power of mindshare to monetize. The communities factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our power to morph. We think we know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also brand intra-super-macro-micro-intuitively. The aptitude to enable proactively leads to the aptitude to synergize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash.