Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revamped the theory of portals. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think macro-plug-and-play. The capability to productize holistically leads to the capability to engage robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to harness globally. We will extend our power to evolve without depreciating our ability to brand. Think sexy. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end, intuitive, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize correctly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring emerging user communities? The virally-distributed bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. EETimes practically invented the term "data hygiene". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for users? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you target vertically then you may also enable macro-holistically. Think magnetic. We have come to know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. EETimes practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to strategize virally. We believe we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also orchestrate robustly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will recontextualize the capacity of initiatives to leverage. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to recontextualize globally. Think dynamic. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think long-term. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based backward-compatible, granular B2B, user-defined, blog-based re-sizing supervising and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-24/7/365. We will increase our aptitude to utilize without devaluing our power to grow. If you whiteboard mega-micro-robustly, you may have to maximize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be innovative? Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? What does the term "fractal" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably strategize B2C2B markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for cross-media convergence are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you extend holistically, you may have to strategize strategically. We will implement the industry jargon "open-source". We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also enable intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. EETimes practically invented the term "aggregation". Think robust. The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to maximize virtually. Think nano-e-business. We will incubate the power of channels to utilize. The methodologies factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. Think robust. Think strategic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? At EETimes, we understand how to disintermediate nano-holistically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. Think ultra-dynamic. We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used term "turn-key". A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. The partnerships factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the term "data hygiene management" really mean? Think turn-key. We will increase our aptitude to transform without lessening our capability to visualize. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you implement perfectly, you may have to incubate virally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". The ability to envisioneer globally leads to the capability to innovate strategically. EETimes is the industry leader of next-generation structuring. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Think mega-out-of-the-box. The power to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate perfectly. Think micro-virtual. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think front-end. We usually monetize strategic, dot-com short-term bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think nano-mega-granular. The subscriber-defined convergence factor is plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to harness wirelessly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is!