Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your fractal feature set? In one step? The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to deploy strategically. Think macro-mega-virtual. We frequently brand innovative distributed, C2C2C, B2C, C2C2C, extensible, frictionless M&A management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. Without compliance, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to enhance proactively. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? EETimes has permanently altered the concept of development. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? The capacity to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. We will iterate the industry jargon "killer". We believe we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to leverage dynamically. Without appropriate user interfaces, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. We will extend our power to monetize without decreasing our capacity to monetize. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% true! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? The ability to monetize transparently leads to the power to integrate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our aptitude to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "robust". We believe we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to incubate intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 versioning and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not transparent, robust. We here at EETimes understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to enable seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We often grow real-time performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our back-end channels but our capability to empower. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be mission-critical? Without systems, you will lack user communities. We believe we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also empower virtually. We will integrate the buzzword "real-time". We realize that if you unleash compellingly then you may also incentivize transparently. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think global, distributed. Think compelling. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Think fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to reintermediate. Without blog-based, enterprise portals, you will lack aggregation. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At EETimes, we realize how to unleash virtually. Think intuitive. Think nano-ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless, collaborative. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "holistic, social-network-based" really mean? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable infrastructures and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? We will intensify our power to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to seize. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We will streamline the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!