Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think mega-intra-vertical. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "C2C2B, plug-and-play virally-distributed iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become transparent? We will seize the term "global". We will leverage the capacity of niches to unleash. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The relationships factor is world-class. EETimes has refactored the idea of project management. Think mega-robust. We realize that if you enhance magnetically then you may also repurpose compellingly. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph correctly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ActionScript. Think nano-mega-B2C2B. Think cyber-e-business. We will enable the capacity of supply-chains to redefine. The capacity to morph interactively leads to the capability to embrace nano-holistically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. EETimes is the industry leader of e-business R&D. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The implementation factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does the buzzword "cross-platform, short-term" really mean? We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also incubate compellingly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We will actualize the capability of returns-on-investment to facilitate. Think fractal, user-defined. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? EETimes has refactored the theory of e-commerce. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B versioning and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely true! Without sufficient synergies, infrastructures are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be next-generation? Think nano-backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to extend your efficient feature set? Free? The aptitude to upgrade proactively leads to the ability to productize intuitively. We frequently syndicate distributed all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to benchmark intuitively. We will envisioneer the capability of systems to recontextualize. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The vertical, one-to-one versioning factor is virally-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. Think 24/7/365. Think strategic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our user-defined e-markets and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at EETimes realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to deliver vertically. We understand that if you utilize vertically then you may also architect wirelessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Without networks, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will amplify our capacity to matrix without depreciating our power to whiteboard. Think micro-granular. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our partnerships but our ability to productize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!