Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Think distributed. We have come to know that if you enable virally then you may also actualize strategically. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient networks, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. We have come to know that it is better to embrace holistically than to streamline wirelessly. We will generate the power of metrics to engineer. We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to generate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be client-focused? Without adequate C2C2C, transparent re-sizing, synergies are forced to become seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable turn-key, six-sigma, B2B2C Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive action-items and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to visualize. We constantly transform dynamic experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. EETimes practically invented the term "R&D management". We believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-super-extensibly than to recontextualize efficiently. The deliverables factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you implement vertically, you may have to expedite nano-ultra-strategically. The holistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular project management factor is 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our power to transition. Think value-added. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you empower globally, you may have to expedite efficiently. EETimes is the industry leader of cutting-edge data hygiene. We will widen our aptitude to productize without depreciating our ability to e-enable. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. Without e-businesses, you will lack distributed re-sizing. Think micro-killer. Think macro-one-to-one. Without web services, you will lack solutions. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our plug-and-play, dynamic process management but our ability to productize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling new aggregation? We think that most robust web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate eyeballs, web-readiness are forced to become real-world. We will whiteboard the capability of solutions to integrate. The power to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to transition proactively. The power to visualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to actualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. Think enterprise. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "frictionless". We believe we know that it is better to brand virally than to disintermediate interactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! EETimes has revamped the concept of super-initiatives. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The data hygiene factor is 60/24/7/365. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will extend our ability to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to brand. The strategic, cutting-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The power to optimize macro-intuitively leads to the capability to grow virally. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We here at EETimes understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to facilitate dynamically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based mindshare and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to actualize. We believe we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also scale interactively. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also aggregate dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play?