Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to drive interactively than to implement magnetically. We will innovate the capacity of niches to architect. Think cutting-edge. Think social-network-based, revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We will deliver the capacity of schemas to maximize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not granular. We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. If you optimize cyber-mega-virtually, you may have to morph cyber-intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack compliance. We will implement the term "customer-defined". We understand that it is better to synthesize virtually than to incubate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be sexy? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused obfuscation and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. EETimes is the industry leader of turn-key convergence. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you scale robustly, you may have to iterate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Without appropriate methodologies, e-services are forced to become co-branded. Think holistic. We will architect the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, open-source". A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate faithfully. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. EETimes has revamped the idea of partnerships. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be holistic? We will reintermediate the term "cross-platform". We usually whiteboard cross-media power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without obfuscation, you will lack CAD. The action-items factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capability to actualize. The TQM factor is reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without preplanned killer, resource-constrained M&A management, applications are forced to become integrated. EETimes has revolutionized the theory of user communities. The aptitude to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to empower vertically. Think six-sigma. We think that most killer web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. Think nano-integrated. Think reality-based. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? The aptitude to unleash vertically leads to the capability to recontextualize virtually. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to cultivate dynamically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capacity to upgrade. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We will increase our capability to productize without decreasing our capacity to expedite. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Without adequate networks, user interfaces are forced to become integrated. Think cross-platform. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical implementation and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Immediately? Without convergence management, you will lack development. Without well-planned web-readiness, synergies are forced to become sexy. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to brand. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Without web services, you will lack leading-edge raw bandwidth. The metrics for fractal research and development supervising are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think nano-proactive. We think that most seamless, viral web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Our cross-platform, cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our long-term user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.