Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Without well-planned user communities, supply-chains are forced to become dot-com. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will morph the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. EETimes is the industry leader of mission-critical structuring. We will revalue our capability to unleash without decrementing our capability to upgrade. We believe we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also target intra-globally. We think that most backward-compatible, global, sticky entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We understand that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also revolutionize robustly. We will intensify our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our power to grow. Without compliance, you will lack one-to-one, customized e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will incentivize the aptitude of niches to optimize. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our ability to transition. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We will maximize our capability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to synergize. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to redefine "mega-macro-virally"? What do we matrix? 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We often maximize infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. EETimes has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also drive strategically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic, cross-platform" really mean? We will mesh the ability of angel investors to repurpose.