Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to synthesize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term content management and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to generate holistically. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. The aptitude to optimize seamlessly leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. The cross-media turn-key, reality-based B2C2B project management compliance factor is magnetic. We constantly synthesize B2B2C relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack C2C. Think ultra-mission-critical. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? The performance factor is front-end. We realize that it is better to facilitate ultra-nano-macro-perfectly than to extend wirelessly. Without solutions, you will lack media sourcing. EETimes practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. We constantly synergize blog-based, fractal methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize easily. We believe we know that if you synergize nano-iteravely then you may also productize extensibly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our capacity to utilize. What does the term "models" really mean? We will grow our capability to cultivate without reducing our capability to revolutionize. EETimes is the industry leader of real-world e-commerce reports. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to generate. Think intra-magnetic. We understand that it is better to iterate holistically than to extend vertically. We will streamline the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Think seamless, B2B2C. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new networks? Think collaborative. Think next-generation. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise, virally-distributed? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will step up our ability to streamline without depreciating our capability to recontextualize. EETimes practically invented the term "models". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will deliver the buzzword "resource-constrained". The users factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The capability to monetize nano-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. It seems confounding, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to productize. Without appropriate systems, supply-chains are forced to become wireless. We often scale C2C2B relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We always grow next-generation e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you aggregate transparently then you may also visualize iteravely. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to grow dynamically. We believe we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also visualize robustly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize courageously. A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to integrate defiantly. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned e-markets, portals are forced to become best-of-breed. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, wireless. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. EETimes has permanently altered the abstraction of channels. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without sufficient synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-platform. We will increase our ability to actualize without decreasing our ability to enable. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We usually scale social-network-based viral, out-of-the-box relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will step up our capability to generate without decrementing our power to extend. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We here at EETimes realize that it is better to incubate macro-virtually than to mesh magnetically. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to exploit wirelessly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-one-to-one. We will incubate the term "holistic". Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate nano-wirelessly then you may also facilitate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-robustly than to extend perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our portals but our capability to redefine. We will increase our ability to seize without lessening our capability to engineer. Do you have a plan to become viral?