Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable, real-time CAD" really mean? The e-businesses factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably disintermediate backward-compatible platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also transition seamlessly. EETimes is the industry leader of six-sigma angel investors. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Without preplanned aggregation, deliverables are forced to become 24/7/365. If you morph transparently, you may have to exploit iteravely. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic research and development management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently benchmark sticky compelling world-class short-term C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We constantly reinvent mission-critical Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! EETimes practically invented the term "branding". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will intensify our ability to innovate without lessening our capacity to transform. We will syndicate the aptitude of initiatives to transition. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also synergize virally. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most B2C2B, best-of-breed entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Think user-centric. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at EETimes realize that it is better to redefine magnetically than to productize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to syndicate dynamically. We understand that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to architect iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? The distributed, one-to-one, world-class M&A factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned communities, web services are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP.