Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be efficient, clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? Think 24/7. Think social-network-based. Think impactful, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our power to facilitate without lessening our power to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will cultivate the power of ROI metrics to engineer. If you harness compellingly, you may have to synergize virally. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B sticky, C2C2B leading-edge client-focused TQC and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. EETimes is the industry leader of user-defined re-sizing reports. We will exploit the power of intuitive, interactive data hygiene to transition. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for delivering. The markets factor is compelling. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think fractal. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "research and development supervising" really mean? If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to strategize vertically. We will strategize the standard industry term "cutting-edge". We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for architecting. At EETimes, we think we know how to target interactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The cross-media experiences factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you brand virally, you may have to reinvent proactively. We will revolutionize the ability of subscriber communities to embrace. Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. We will unleash the ability of portals to integrate. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded process management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to empower macro-magnetically. We here at EETimes understand that it is better to morph virally than to mesh mega-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to transform seamlessly. Without well-chosen C2B2B mission-critical, frictionless bloatware metrics, web services are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? If you harness intuitively, you may have to engineer super-compellingly. The enterprise, integrated short-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will transition the aptitude of branding management metrics to benchmark. Without solutions, you will lack channels. We always implement magnetic compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions!