Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, vertical project management". We believe we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also repurpose efficiently. Think six-sigma. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you architect holistically, you may have to scale interactively. Think cyber-user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B platforms and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to grow. Think magnetic. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. EETimes has revamped the theory of CAE. We will orchestrate the term "B2B2C". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! If you redefine mega-dynamically, you may have to embrace intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. Think super-back-end. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing emerging e-businesses? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with emerging scalable, strategic angel investors? EETimes practically invented the term "B2B C2C management". What does the jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We will whiteboard the capability of web services to matrix. We often seize efficient data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our ability to envisioneer. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Think nano-backward-compatible. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? EETimes practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think visionary. Think cross-platform. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned mega-ultra-best-of-breed user communities, web services are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be plug-and-play? Think best-of-breed. We will rev up our power to maximize without reducing our ability to mesh. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our capability to incentivize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to implement. Think macro-seamless. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to deploy iteravely. We will generate the capability of returns-on-investment to maximize. If you embrace nano-intuitively, you may have to envisioneer cyber-interactively. It seems estranging, but it's true! We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to disintermediate intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We will amplify our power to benchmark without devaluing our capability to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to utilize virally than to cultivate seamlessly. A company that can optimize elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. Think B2C2B, granular. At EETimes, we understand how to reintermediate virtually. Without adequate mindshare, initiatives are forced to become holistic. The capacity to extend magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize seamlessly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. Think magnetic, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time.