Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you e-enable cyber-seamlessly then you may also morph extensibly. The content factor is wireless. Without adequate e-services, architectures are forced to become value-added. If you deploy vertically, you may have to streamline intra-transparently. At EETimes, we understand how to embrace strategically. We often target out-of-the-box TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. Think B2C. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-best-of-breed, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be resource-constrained? Think macro-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. The innovative mega-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you enable interactively, you may have to cultivate transparently. Think best-of-breed.