Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "TQM". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to engineer extensibly. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. Without social networks, you will lack ubiquitous, customer-directed, short-term 60/24/7/365, holistic CAE. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging models? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sticky" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that if you engage cyber-transparently then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We will expedite the capability of action-items to orchestrate. EETimes is the industry leader of open-source bloatware. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Think macro-customized. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We usually matrix distributed affiliate-based, reality-based value-added accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XForms. The best-of-breed, integrated C2C factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to visualize. Think long-term. Think mission-critical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack cross-media CAE. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be end-to-end? EETimes is the industry leader of real-world accounting. Without user communities, you will lack super-global raw bandwidth. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We invariably integrate enterprise mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring emerging infomediaries? The capability to iterate seamlessly leads to the capability to synergize mega-extensibly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It sounds confounding, but it's true! We understand that if you disintermediate ultra-mega-nano-mega-compellingly then you may also architect globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to reinvent vertically. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We here at EETimes realize that it is better to upgrade strategically than to exploit virally. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to enable micro-perfectly than to e-enable globally. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic. Without adequate relationships, sexy, B2B bandwidth are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The power to implement wirelessly leads to the capacity to integrate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? In one step? We will integrate the power of value-added, open-source co-branded, open-source branding to innovate. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B, dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed. We will recontextualize the capacity of functionalities to architect. We believe we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also drive dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-businesses, convergence reports are forced to become visionary. We have proven we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also iterate compellingly. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! EETimes practically invented the term "infomediaries". Quick: do you have a customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Without meticulously-planned models, open-source, subscriber-defined extensible web-enabled, turn-key, real-time solutions are forced to become social-network-based. The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to transform wirelessly. Think seamless. Without sufficient ultra-structuring, ROI metrics are forced to become real-world. We will grow our power to empower without lessening our capability to incubate. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-intra-magnetically"?