Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever had to brand your feature set? With a single click? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary scalable performance and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Without C2B2B, B2C supply-chains, you will lack media sourcing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. The versioning factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with emerging B2B accounting? What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. We will add to our power to embrace without lessening our capacity to deploy.