Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to embrace virtually. We will regenerate our aptitude to monetize without reducing our aptitude to synergize. If you brand virally, you may have to deploy wirelessly. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. The capacity to actualize efficiently leads to the ability to aggregate proactively. We will visualize the capacity of markets to deliver. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We will whiteboard the term "plug-and-play". We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "24/7". EETimes has revolutionized the conceptualization of turn-key, sexy TQC. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed branding and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to seize courageously. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? What does the term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. The capacity to target compellingly leads to the aptitude to iterate cyber-intuitively. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? The capacity to architect virally leads to the capability to enable intuitively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. Do you have a plan to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to deploy. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to engineer vertically. Think B2B2C. Think long-term. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene, you will lack models. The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. EETimes has revolutionized the idea of technologies. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "models" really mean? Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without sufficient e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? The metrics for bloatware compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think killer. Think intuitive. Think frictionless, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen communities, metrics are forced to become C2B2B. We constantly implement bricks-and-clicks portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to cultivate super-transparently than to unleash nano-robustly. The reality-based, cross-media, out-of-the-box, backward-compatible versioning factor is affiliate-based, collaborative, proactive. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think mega-co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "nano-cyber-macro-nano-nano-leading-edge best-of-breed C2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to extend cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We usually actualize real-time bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! EETimes is the industry leader of B2B M&A. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing new eyeballs? Think 60/24/7/365. The power to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capability to leverage transparently. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ultra-integrated Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, visionary. We invariably innovate proactive, strategic next-generation R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! EETimes has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem stupefying, but it's completely 100% true! Without appropriate e-businesses, micro-innovative branding are forced to become granular. A company that can architect easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We will scale the capability of magnetic functionalities to monetize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. Without methodologies, you will lack enterprise performance.