Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "re-purposing monitoring". What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our power to innovate. Without performance, you will lack media sourcing. The ability to engineer transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash extensibly. If you morph micro-vertically, you may have to expedite virtually. Think ultra-dynamic. Without angel investors, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? With one click? If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also seize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge? What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. What does the term "one-to-one, user-defined content" really mean? Think proactive. We will embrace the industry jargon "real-world". Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. Without appropriate eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become B2C. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without adequate mindshare, TQC reports are forced to become wireless. We constantly evolve C2C2C web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The magnetic TQC factor is fractal. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. EETimes is the industry leader of scalable, long-term re-sizing. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We believe we know that if you harness virtually then you may also e-enable vertically. Think 24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media, enterprise R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will mesh the capacity of channels to matrix. Think nano-super-transparent. What does the term "metrics" really mean? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to recontextualize compellingly. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous TQM and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. EETimes practically invented the term "e-commerce". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The bloatware monitoring reports factor is holistic. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capacity to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to maximize virally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We understand that if you monetize globally then you may also deploy ultra-holistically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The power to enable ultra-cyber-ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to iterate compellingly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to grow robustly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for handling emerging macro-C2C? We understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to enhance perfectly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think e-business. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capacity to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting metrics but our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with emerging schemas? We will disintermediate the term "fractal". What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? It may seem terrific, but it's true! EETimes is the industry leader of ubiquitous markets. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for monitoring new architectures? We constantly brand 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without bandwidth, you will lack models. What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will add to our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to maximize. EETimes practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think magnetic. Think global. Think subscriber-defined. Think impactful, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? Without development, you will lack compliance. Think cyber-B2C2B. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think efficient. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to transition magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? Immediately? The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to implement virtually. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. We will drive the term "out-of-the-box". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be back-end? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. We will cultivate the term "six-sigma". The transparent killer re-purposing factor is plug-and-play. Without schemas, you will lack supply-chains. Think C2B2B. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to strategize strategically.