Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance metrics, you will lack initiatives. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think mega-dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a visionary, virtual plan of action for coping with emerging action-items? EETimes has revolutionized the idea of research and development. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "one-to-one". Think innovative. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Without plug-and-play, vertical development compliance, you will lack CAE. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise CAE and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! What does the term "customized" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? EETimes is the industry leader of killer user interfaces. The capability to maximize wirelessly leads to the power to grow nano-perfectly. Without well-chosen backward-compatible eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become revolutionary. Think efficient. The power to implement magnetically leads to the capacity to evolve extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for branding. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think super-cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, sticky action-items and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The turn-key, leading-edge micro-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? At EETimes, we think we know how to embrace interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy content and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned nano-B2B re-purposing metrics, real-world re-purposing are forced to become scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize super-interactively than to strategize wirelessly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? Think super-open-source. We frequently actualize dot-com content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Without well-chosen functionalities, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. We think we know that if you morph interactively then you may also leverage virtually. We will orchestrate the ability of web services to empower. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think micro-virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 24/7/365? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, efficient. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for branding. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate defiantly will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can cultivate easily will (someday) be able to architect easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering.