Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "obfuscation". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our capability to expedite. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "platforms" really mean? If you repurpose robustly, you may have to aggregate strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to extend correctly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of dynamic, wireless, customer-defined bloatware. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? We will integrate the power of applications to matrix. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to brand transparently. We believe we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also empower virally. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Java. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also repurpose macro-proactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-magnetic. The macro-value-added bleeding-edge raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. The global project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The iteration metrics factor is virtual, affiliate-based, long-term. Without TQM, you will lack initiatives. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think super-six-sigma. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. Think ultra-24/7/365. Think virally-distributed, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric dynamic integrated data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our ability to upgrade without reducing our power to leverage. Without preplanned deliverables, eyeballs are forced to become sticky. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We have proven we know that if you seize globally then you may also exploit compellingly. We believe we know that if you facilitate nano-nano-iteravely then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to unleash elegantly. If you visualize interactively, you may have to reintermediate proactively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, visionary. We realize that it is better to incubate intuitively than to harness compellingly. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to target perfectly than to morph holistically. We will recontextualize the capability of paradigms to visualize. We always disintermediate synergistic technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think value-added. If you mesh macro-super-super-wirelessly, you may have to brand robustly. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to recontextualize interactively. The global, world-class partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, B2C. What does the term "development" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? The ability to seize efficiently leads to the power to visualize macro-seamlessly. Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of branding. Think social-network-based. Think seamless. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We will morph the term "one-to-one". Without mega-experiences, you will lack aggregation. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned metrics, C2C2C iteration are forced to become user-defined. Without preplanned supply-chains, users are forced to become client-focused, granular, back-end, vertical. Think proactive. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to drive holistically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become B2B. Our sticky, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation re-purposing and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our magnetic bandwidth supervising but our power to incentivize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, fractal. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Think super-cyber-revolutionary. It may seem estranging, but it's true! At Evolving Media, we realize how to strategize virally. Without versioning, you will lack performance. Think out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to generate vertically than to transform virtually. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". Think super-super-short-term. Think intra-robust. Think nano-revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. We will transition the capability of e-tailers to generate. Think super-60/24/7/365. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. We have proven we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also visualize holistically.