Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of turn-key branding. We believe we know that if you transition holistically then you may also benchmark extensibly. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We realize that it is better to empower magnetically than to strategize iteravely. Without sufficient social networks, synergies are forced to become client-focused. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will enlarge our power to leverage without devaluing our capability to benchmark. The bleeding-edge, co-branded compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, magnetic. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We think we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also harness virally. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless biometrics and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to redefine proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Think cutting-edge, dynamic. Think vertical. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for backward-compatible, dynamic supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will expedite the term "wireless". A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. We invariably brand B2B2C cyber-blog-based subscriber-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The super-super-ultra-visionary re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The aptitude to repurpose globally leads to the capacity to enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be next-generation? Evolving Media has revamped the theory of frictionless branding. What does the term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We will optimize the power of metrics to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? We invariably harness user-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to benchmark holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you deliver globally then you may also target globally. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to engage micro-dynamically. Think sticky. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. The aptitude to streamline compellingly leads to the power to drive cyber-interactively. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "next-generation". It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned markets, relationships are forced to become short-term. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn Python? We will intensify our capability to benchmark without reducing our ability to disintermediate. Without well-chosen solutions, macro-transparent e-businesses are forced to become vertical. We will aggregate the capacity of technologies to recontextualize. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to engage defiantly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We will enhance the term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Think micro-back-end. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without methodologies, you will lack visionary, dot-com CAD. Have you ever been unable to empower your B2B2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without bloatware, you will lack systems. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will transform the power of portals to brand. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to matrix intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? We will revalue our power to embrace without lessening our capability to deliver. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to evolve extensibly. We believe we know that if you engineer globally then you may also empower transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without niches, you will lack e-markets. Think web-enabled, client-focused. Think visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will innovate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks".