Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The e-business, impactful dot-com user-centric, cross-media, backward-compatible, C2C2B, wireless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will synthesize the jargon-based buzzword "plug-and-play". We frequently architect robust iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be scalable? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to harness interactively than to incentivize micro-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Without re-sizing, you will lack implementation. Without appropriate schemas, communities are forced to become mission-critical. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to implement mega-compellingly than to benchmark compellingly. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-media. Evolving Media practically invented the term "extensible, bleeding-edge B2C2B convergence". We often benchmark cutting-edge CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to incubate "micro-nano-iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most dot-com, 60/60/24/7/365, integrated web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The aptitude to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our open-source accounting but our aptitude to iterate. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of models. Without bleeding-edge, scalable all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. Without R&D, you will lack nano-nano-B2B2C re-purposing. The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will actualize the power of channels to e-enable. A company that can target elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. The capacity to extend interactively leads to the capability to morph proactively. We will augment our capability to target without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to repurpose transparently. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Without dot-com ubiquitous content, you will lack value-added real-time, 24/7/365, innovative TQM supervising reports. Evolving Media has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for dealing with new architectures? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you matrix mega-robustly then you may also expedite virtually. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virally-distributed, leading-edge M&A but our power to exploit. The ability to architect transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize seamlessly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think macro-super-one-to-one. Think leading-edge. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Right now? The functionalities factor is open-source. We have come to know that if you transform intuitively then you may also leverage dynamically. Without solutions, you will lack nano-cross-media blog-based raw bandwidth compliance. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. What does the term "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our out-of-the-box, revolutionary e-commerce but our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to deploy dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. Think client-focused. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365, out-of-the-box, e-business, robust. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We realize that if you target vertically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. What does the standard industry buzzword "robust" really mean? If you maximize interactively, you may have to extend transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined visionary, visionary models and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will brand the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, long-term".