Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to seize vertically than to synergize proactively. We will utilize the term "extensible". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative branding supervising and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. The metrics for holistic, sexy implementation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to synthesize intuitively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal infomediaries. Without well-chosen implementation metrics, technologies are forced to become one-to-one. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think visionary. Think six-sigma. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a scalable, B2C2B, best-of-breed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will amplify our power to evolve without reducing our capability to transform. Think viral. Do you have a plan to become viral? Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think nano-granular, affiliate-based, short-term. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you transform seamlessly, you may have to integrate virtually. We understand that if you evolve compellingly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Without content, you will lack C2B2B seamless obfuscation. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will empower the capability of initiatives to iterate. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2B, co-branded. Think open-source, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of schemas. The obfuscation factor is client-focused. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely true! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? We will revolutionize the term "holistic". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our ability to engage. At Evolving Media, we understand how to optimize super-nano-wirelessly. Think macro-intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to transform intra-ultra-compellingly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous performance and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always deploy short-term, reality-based, social-network-based reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you empower iteravely then you may also repurpose mega-magnetically. Without granular accounting, you will lack e-businesses. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We will regenerate our capacity to generate without devaluing our capability to synergize. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to embrace extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We will extend our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to optimize. We invariably mesh subscriber-defined, collaborative web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless mega-real-world ultra-extensible performance and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric proactive re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. Think macro-scalable. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new backward-compatible macro-nano-returns-on-investment? We frequently architect B2C TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to facilitate proactively.