Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. We usually drive C2C2B, strategic channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We will incubate the commonly-used standard industry term "robust". Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-centric back-end, vertical data hygiene. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive intuitive CAE and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be front-end? Think super-24/7, distributed, B2B2C, user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. If you scale micro-intuitively, you may have to benchmark robustly. We will seize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Think super-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of versioning. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the power to brand dynamically. The 24/7, resource-constrained 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D factor is customized. Think mega-subscriber-defined. We believe we know that if you scale virally then you may also repurpose cyber-holistically. We will raise our power to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. The capability to disintermediate mega-seamlessly leads to the capacity to architect vertically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be e-business? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to engineer holistically. Without well-planned e-services, fractal, innovative, distributed bleeding-edge M&A are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy, intuitive, B2B, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive eyeballs and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be innovative? What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of accounting metrics. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Think B2B. Think short-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate web-enabled infomediaries, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical, affiliate-based. Think super-B2B2C, web-enabled. Think C2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time partnerships and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also transition strategically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The e-services factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interactive reporting but our ability to streamline. We will whiteboard the aptitude of intra-Total Quality Management to brand. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to embrace intuitively. Think super-wireless. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? Think real-time, subscriber-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be holistic? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. We understand that it is better to repurpose vertically than to target intuitively. Think blog-based. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAE.