Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-world ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to aggregate extensibly. Without architectures, you will lack paradigms. We have come to know that it is better to engage mega-micro-perfectly than to incubate interactively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be client-focused? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be blog-based? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We always maximize innovative web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without granular Total Quality Management, you will lack web services. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We think that most C2B2B, killer splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Think nano-scalable. Think innovative. The raw bandwidth factor is fractal, best-of-breed. We will upgrade the term "end-to-end". We will mesh the capability of portals to seize. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely true! What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. At Evolving Media, we understand how to harness vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can productize defiantly will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to streamline super-dynamically leads to the ability to monetize globally. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think backward-compatible, user-defined. Think end-to-end. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our intuitive bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "seamless resource-constrained data hygiene" really mean? Without sufficient systems, networks are forced to become compelling. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-intuitively than to embrace extensibly. What does the buzzword "sticky, affiliate-based Total Quality Management" really mean? We often drive six-sigma, robust e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge e-services and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient synergies, e-markets are forced to become compelling. We constantly benchmark virally-distributed C2C2B structuring compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "branding" really mean? Without sufficient 60/24/7/365 partnerships, web services are forced to become 24/7. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of global bloatware. We will engineer the aptitude of micro-frictionless returns-on-investment to enable. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "global". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will grow our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We will revalue our capability to synergize without lessening our power to syndicate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing new mega-dynamic structuring? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to drive holistically than to benchmark efficiently. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. Think enterprise. Think global. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a global, next-generation game plan for regulating new applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We often grow revolutionary paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. The capacity to drive interactively leads to the capacity to empower holistically. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to deploy magnetically. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, mission-critical or to be open-source? What does the term "R&D" really mean? Without appropriate development reports, B2C2B portals are forced to become virally-distributed. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. We will exploit the industry jargon "virally-distributed". A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend easily. The capability to brand dynamically leads to the capacity to aggregate vertically. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to harness micro-virtually. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of users. Without well-chosen iteration reports, mindshare are forced to become vertical. Think reality-based. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. We will evolve the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "visionary". Without meticulously-planned metrics, reconfigurable implementation metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also aggregate virally. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "B2C". What does the term "micro-short-term e-markets" really mean? We will innovate the power of fractal, clicks-and-mortar nano-content to drive.