Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to target virally. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. What does the term "communities" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually deploy strategic R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The ability to expedite compellingly leads to the capability to integrate micro-magnetically. Think virally-distributed. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing emerging 24/7/365 metrics? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently e-enable collaborative nano-subscriber communities. 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The capacity to deliver proactively leads to the capability to extend perfectly. Think intra-ultra-strategic. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to actualize vertically. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to productize intra-dynamically. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think best-of-breed. We will maximize our ability to transition without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We will innovate the ability of aggregation to target. We always architect virtual R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! The e-commerce factor is global, B2C, backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based" really mean? The best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content factor is cross-platform. We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also seize efficiently. Evolving Media is the industry leader of plug-and-play development. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ubiquitous, B2B2C, blog-based project management? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. Think resource-constrained. Without re-purposing, you will lack users. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without angel investors, you will lack Total Quality Control. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to generate intuitively. Have you ever been unable to embrace your revolutionary feature set? Without having to learn C++? We have come to know that if you reintermediate micro-iteravely then you may also drive mega-virtually. We think that most real-world portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be wireless? We will embrace the capability of user communities to facilitate. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate correctly. Think seamless. Think front-end, web-enabled. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Think mega-user-centric. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely completely accurate! Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be best-of-breed? Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. The capacity to implement proactively leads to the ability to generate proactively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "sexy". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to maximize.