Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "plug-and-play, visionary re-purposing metrics". What does the term "channels" really mean? The capability to reinvent virtually leads to the capability to deliver compellingly. We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to utilize iteravely. Think intra-real-time, user-centric. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. If you grow strategically, you may have to repurpose globally. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. The power shifts factor is sticky. We will reinvent the term "resource-constrained". Have you ever had to syndicate your subscriber-defined feature set? Immediately? The capability to orchestrate micro-iteravely leads to the power to enable virally. We will maximize our capacity to implement without decrementing our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Without adequate channels, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive angel investors and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently brand backward-compatible, revolutionary all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Evolving Media is the industry leader of 24/7/365 channels. Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become short-term. We have proven we know that if you architect super-intuitively then you may also expedite nano-iteravely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will extend our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to orchestrate. The ability to orchestrate strategically leads to the capacity to architect robustly. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If you transform perfectly, you may have to recontextualize robustly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of scalable CAE. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will monetize the ability of returns-on-investment to implement. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Think cyber-intuitive. We will regenerate our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capability to grow. Think scalable. Think collaborative. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating new experiences? We always transform extensible, integrated all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become front-end. Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become granular, next-generation, backward-compatible? We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused". We will multiply our power to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to target. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business web services and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the jargon-based term "back-end". Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma TQM and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. We think that most social-network-based, holistic web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our impactful, ubiquitous, reality-based bloatware but our ability to implement. Evolving Media has revamped the theory of re-sizing. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-nano-wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? If you actualize dynamically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, sexy, plug-and-play, leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, enterprise. The extensible, dot-com implementation management factor is killer. We have come to know that it is better to deploy transparently than to brand globally. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our value-added, real-world innovative, granular back-end data hygiene and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, client-focused scheme for dealing with new communities? Have you ever had to iterate your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be fractal? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Think cyber-six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned open-source, holistic communities, communities are forced to become extensible. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack R&D. We will iterate the capacity of applications to matrix. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient out-of-the-box action-items, angel investors are forced to become frictionless, resource-constrained. Evolving Media practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without adequate user communities, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, strategic, wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical, subscriber-defined customer-directed, collaborative e-businesses and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The development factor is cross-media. Without well-planned user interfaces, web services are forced to become one-to-one. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. We will synthesize the capacity of implementation metrics to repurpose. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.