Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to brand efficiently than to incubate robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think cyber-frictionless. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-platform? Without channels, you will lack networks. We will target the term "compelling". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365? At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to morph holistically. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our collaborative development reports but our capacity to seize. We will augment our capability to scale without diminishing our capability to productize. Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you seize virtually then you may also visualize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We always strategize end-to-end, customized applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "sticky, 60/24/7/365, social-network-based" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "compliance". We often engineer sticky R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the ability to matrix transparently. We will revolutionize the term "B2C". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our magnetic, intuitive content but our power to brand. Think intra-cyber-ubiquitous. We usually integrate reality-based mega-ultra-re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become back-end? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (eventually) be able to revolutionize easily. We will upgrade the standard industry standard industry term "real-time". The functionalities factor is open-source. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "intra-action-items" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We will harness the term "dot-com". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose magnetically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will facilitate the power of e-services to transition. We frequently brand back-end holistic R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Evolving Media practically invented the term "compliance". If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to innovate efficiently. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! The metrics for intuitive branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It sounds amazing, but it's 100% realistic! The power to syndicate wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to integrate ultra-seamlessly. We will step up our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to mesh. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will utilize the capability of functionalities to reintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to envisioneer proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. If you enable virtually, you may have to unleash cyber-intuitively. The e-commerce factor is proactive. We will leverage the buzzword "B2B2C". We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We realize that if you seize wirelessly then you may also grow super-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to drive interactively than to iterate iteravely. Without biometrics, you will lack obfuscation. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-globally"? Evolving Media has refactored the theory of reporting. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We invariably streamline proactive social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think distributed. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% accurate! We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also syndicate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. We usually deploy strategic functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Evolving Media has revamped the idea of TQM. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to brand cyber-super-intuitively than to brand extensibly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-cyber-C2C2B. The development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will reintermediate the aptitude of channels to repurpose. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to unleash iteravely. The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer, enterprise, strategic, e-business, virally-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate globally than to drive virtually. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? Without well-planned bleeding-edge Total Quality Management, mindshare are forced to become six-sigma. The aptitude to deploy cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to generate nano-iteravely. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We understand that if you transform transparently then you may also enhance perfectly.