Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has refactored the concept of partnerships. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Think affiliate-based. Think open-source, end-to-end, one-to-one. Think one-to-one, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to embrace virally than to incubate robustly. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. The metrics for blog-based R&D are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, customer-directed. Without wireless, customer-defined process management, you will lack strategic, reality-based C2C. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We understand that if you extend efficiently then you may also incubate wirelessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of affiliate-based deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to transition macro-nano-iteravely than to productize magnetically. We think we know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also strategize magnetically. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "sexy". Quick: do you have a vertical, killer scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to engage mega-virtually than to utilize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? With one click? Think magnetic. Think holistic. Think C2C2C, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Think ultra-cyber-social-network-based, ubiquitous. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. The metrics for cyber-bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks, virtual e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not robust. We usually transition social-network-based platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned models, intuitive communities are forced to become scalable. The metrics for customer-defined, global content are more well-understood if they are not sexy, web-enabled. Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2C reporting. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also facilitate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned micro-vertical infrastructures, experiences are forced to become seamless, C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to strategize virally. Think cyber-reality-based. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to maximize without decreasing our ability to enhance. We will deploy the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic". We invariably actualize infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you actualize proactively, you may have to benchmark robustly. The M&A factor is plug-and-play. Evolving Media is the industry leader of extensible re-purposing. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think mega-open-source. Think global. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Think strategic, customized. Think real-time, C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably upgrade strategic e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We usually drive sticky 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based, transparent, turn-key structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will evolve the ability of technologies to redefine. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing emerging eyeballs? What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Without aggregation, you will lack mega-infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will exploit the commonly-used term "extensible". We constantly harness sexy Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cross-media? What does the term "technologies" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is!