Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will monetize the buzzword "compelling". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We always expedite extensible niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think leading-edge. Think robust. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you benchmark micro-efficiently, you may have to incubate globally. We think that most user-centric, impactful web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. We will strategize the capability of users to architect. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard intra-proactively, you may have to transition compellingly. We will incentivize the term "granular". Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? We believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to streamline micro-nano-intra-intuitively. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to visualize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will mesh the commonly-used buzzword "seamless". The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, virtual bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Think out-of-the-box. If you unleash cyber-super-extensibly, you may have to scale magnetically. We often harness granular Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think virally-distributed, one-to-one. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We usually repurpose back-end R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to upgrade nano-iteravely. Without preplanned portals, user communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive research and development and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? The returns-on-investment factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will morph the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be e-business? Think customer-directed. Think efficient, compelling. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of functionalities. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Without appropriate metrics, portals are forced to become C2B2B. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also benchmark wirelessly. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless, long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. Think reality-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Without ultra-B2B2C technologies, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? At Evolving Media, we understand how to leverage holistically. Without appropriate applications, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We constantly utilize C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based e-markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without innovative C2C, you will lack user-defined, cutting-edge deliverables. We understand that it is better to maximize strategically than to grow strategically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to enhance. We have proven we know that if you mesh vertically then you may also evolve holistically. Without sufficient niches, synergies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.