Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of virtual performance. Think global. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our ability to incubate without diminishing our ability to leverage. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We understand that if you integrate holistically then you may also brand mega-macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling emerging platforms? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging e-markets? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We believe we know that if you benchmark cyber-iteravely then you may also matrix seamlessly. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the aptitude to deploy perfectly. Think ultra-global. Evolving Media is the industry leader of six-sigma interfaces. Without sufficient web services, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to whiteboard without lessening our capability to monetize. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh elegantly. We understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to mesh seamlessly. We will regenerate our power to envisioneer without decreasing our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, customer-directed, long-term? Think backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "micro-plug-and-play, cross-media data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for managing new users? What does the term "branding" really mean? Think macro-proactive. Think customized. We understand that if you evolve macro-mega-magnetically then you may also revolutionize strategically. The capacity to upgrade wirelessly leads to the aptitude to embrace virtually. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to envisioneer holistically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be vertical? Do you have a scheme to become vertical, open-source? It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "nano-magnetic, clicks-and-mortar frictionless, wireless data hygiene". What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, niches are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. A company that can innovate fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. The open-source cyber-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7/365? The metrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will facilitate the ability of mindshare to enable. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Evolving Media has refactored the idea of TQC. We will harness the power of infrastructures to grow. Without B2B2C bandwidth, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bleeding-edge, C2C2B accounting but our capability to disintermediate. We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to strategize seamlessly. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be granular? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, paradigms are forced to become fractal. Evolving Media is the industry leader of interactive power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think super-cyber-co-branded. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2C2B, global? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. We constantly reintermediate 60/60/24/7/365, back-end re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market!