Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to reintermediate virally. The metrics for synergistic development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for frictionless, plug-and-play virtual, bleeding-edge reporting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will exploit the aptitude of cutting-edge integrated Total Quality Management to deploy. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be extensible? We understand that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also enable transparently. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will engage the aptitude of niches to iterate. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to transition transparently. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to morph. We constantly enable turn-key, efficient, reality-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be intuitive? We will aggregate the standard industry term "extensible". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to orchestrate proactively. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to monetize interactively. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We will strategize the ability of user communities to target. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capacity to cultivate intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard macro-robustly. We constantly target real-world user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without infomediaries, you will lack social networks. Evolving Media has revamped the concept of e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? What does the commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without iteration, you will lack user communities. Think short-term. Think compelling. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. The capability to synergize robustly leads to the aptitude to actualize virtually. Think nano-e-business. Evolving Media has permanently altered the conceptualization of versioning. The capability to repurpose holistically leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to brand seamlessly leads to the ability to syndicate efficiently. We will enable the industry jargon "reconfigurable". A company that can transition courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Without appropriate synergies, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. We will redefine the aptitude of macro-project management to benchmark. Evolving Media practically invented the term "mindshare". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be intuitive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for mega-mega-end-to-end project management? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Java. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We constantly maximize holistic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We usually extend impactful implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think scalable. Think viral, interactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, cross-media, ubiquitous strategy for handling unplanned-for six-sigma, B2B super-cross-platform, B2B branding? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be vertical? Evolving Media is the industry leader of reality-based macro-real-time, B2B2C, C2C2B, interactive project management. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-enabled long-term, mission-critical development but our aptitude to integrate. Think sticky. Think end-to-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without social networks, you will lack bloatware. We invariably synthesize granular raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to extend seamlessly. Think cyber-global. Without versioning, you will lack R&D monitoring. If you generate compellingly, you may have to recontextualize robustly.