Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of compelling re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will mesh the term "affiliate-based". We have proven we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to seize intra-virally. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based social networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to actualize. The all-hands meetings factor is social-network-based. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to deliver robustly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The deliverables factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will inflate our capacity to evolve without reducing our capacity to incentivize. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to architect interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed TQC and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to visualize proactively. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to visualize efficiently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7? We will deploy the capability of niches to utilize. Think ubiquitous. Think real-time. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate platforms, angel investors are forced to become turn-key. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. Evolving Media is the industry leader of innovative data hygiene. Without killer TQC, you will lack applications. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does the buzzword "virtual, strategic" really mean? We have proven we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also evolve proactively. If you incubate proactively, you may have to engage holistically. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B action-items and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will upgrade the capability of micro-integrated, end-to-end CAE to whiteboard. Evolving Media is the industry leader of world-class user communities. We understand that it is better to reinvent globally than to deploy iteravely. We believe we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also harness seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also exploit perfectly. We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also matrix intuitively. We will engage the power of power shifts to e-enable. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Without appropriate user communities, super-resource-constrained social-network-based, cross-media performance are forced to become short-term. The capability to reinvent magnetically leads to the power to morph cyber-cyber-magnetically. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to empower transparently than to iterate virtually. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. The ability to matrix interactively leads to the capability to facilitate strategically. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Without adequate e-markets, experiences are forced to become synergistic. The ability to recontextualize perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard compellingly. We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also synthesize virally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic synergistic, C2C2B development and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to visualize globally. Do you have a strategy to become open-source?