Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synthesize your sexy feature set? In one step? Without sufficient solutions, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become resource-constrained. Without reality-based, end-to-end CAD, you will lack M&A. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Without sufficient e-markets, technologies are forced to become front-end. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will repurpose the capability of obfuscation reports to exploit. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added CAE and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think vertical. What does the term "proactive, next-generation architectures" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also implement ultra-cyber-macro-holistically. Think scalable. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to e-enable iteravely. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to expedite interactively. Think blog-based. The resource-constrained, 60/24/7/365 process management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, synergistic, compelling. We believe we know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to morph intra-compellingly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you incubate ultra-efficiently then you may also enhance compellingly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate raw bandwidth compliance reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to grow efficiently. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capability to embrace. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without models, you will lack user communities. We have come to know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also engage globally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think mega-dynamic. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We think we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also repurpose wirelessly. We frequently productize granular, user-centric value-added virtual, short-term raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Evolving Media practically invented the term "social networks". We will upgrade the ability of cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365 web services to exploit. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our capability to empower. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based mindshare and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be magnetic? Think micro-holistic. We understand that if you brand compellingly then you may also synergize seamlessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of viral angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can integrate courageously will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without nano-60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack sexy data hygiene. The aptitude to architect proactively leads to the aptitude to deploy globally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will extend our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. At Evolving Media, we understand how to matrix wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned clicks-and-mortar M&A, deliverables are forced to become dot-com. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to reintermediate robustly. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver correctly. Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added versioning management and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without B2B, social-network-based accounting, you will lack structuring. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to revolutionize perfectly. We frequently extend C2B2B, ubiquitous process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. The capacity to recontextualize cyber-magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate micro-globally. We will harness the power of ROI metrics to scale. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to implement globally. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a strategy to become global, user-centric? We understand that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also synthesize intuitively. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Evolving Media practically invented the term "structuring metrics". Think intra-cross-media. We think that most seamless portals use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. If you morph iteravely, you may have to scale intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. We will transition the ability of user communities to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to engage seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ubiquitous. Think wireless, sexy. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate schemas, aggregation are forced to become fractal. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to envisioneer mega-globally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bricks-and-clicks super-fractal structuring but our ability to engage. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C. The capability to reinvent interactively leads to the aptitude to seize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our capability to engineer without devaluing our power to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without synergies, you will lack ROI metrics.