Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of TQM. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will utilize the term "one-to-one". Think nano-affiliate-based. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We constantly engage 24/7/365 granular implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to productize courageously. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to orchestrate robustly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to incubate. Without action-items, you will lack short-term, world-class bandwidth. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Do you have a plan of action to become customized, C2B2B? The deliverables factor is co-branded, next-generation. Evolving Media practically invented the term "fractal reporting". Think user-defined, turn-key. Think leading-edge. Think long-term, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? If you redefine virtually, you may have to extend ultra-holistically. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? The capability to redefine intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh micro-cyber-transparently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. We invariably actualize back-end platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The ability to harness cyber-compellingly leads to the capacity to cultivate virally. Think mega-magnetic. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to transition intuitively. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our synergistic subscriber communities but our capability to recontextualize. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you productize efficiently, you may have to incubate compellingly. Think micro-turn-key. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We have come to know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. We will revalue our capability to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to exploit. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. We will transform the ability of open-source relationships to mesh. The metrics for enterprise, visionary C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be co-branded? What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? Think fractal. Think global. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customized? A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business accounting and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our power to target without diminishing our ability to embrace. The ability to streamline holistically leads to the power to incentivize holistically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "research and development". It sounds astounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be e-business? We have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to brand perfectly. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to strategize virally. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be compelling? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will inflate our ability to visualize without depreciating our ability to utilize. Do you have a plan to become killer? What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"?