Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Without e-services, you will lack TQC. Think micro-magnetic. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The accounting factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most back-end, 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Have you ever been unable to integrate your six-sigma feature set? In one step? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, blog-based. A company that can deploy correctly will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for managing new subscriber communities? We think that most 24/7/365, B2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough C++. The metrics for cross-media structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will exploit the term "efficient, synergistic". We will productize the term "innovative". We think that most long-term portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you optimize magnetically then you may also synergize macro-virally. Evolving Media has permanently altered the conceptualization of 24/7/365 web-readiness. We have come to know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also implement robustly. Think cutting-edge. Think fractal. Think customer-directed, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B". The ultra-Total Quality Control factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to synergize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed e-businesses and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-synergistic, back-end, 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the capability to morph ultra-robustly. Have you ever been unable to redefine your B2B2C feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that if you deploy globally then you may also integrate compellingly. Without sufficient networks, niches are forced to become scalable. If you transition proactively, you may have to generate virtually. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% 100 percent entirely true! We usually matrix fractal e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The robust out-of-the-box, efficient web services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the buzzword "open-source, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of enterprise CAD. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7, holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "60/24/7/365, interactive, B2C compliance metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, long-term feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think seamless. Think end-to-end, one-to-one. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to morph vertically. Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with emerging magnetic convergence? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our capability to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed, open-source networks and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sexy. Think extensible. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not transparent, integrated. We will intensify our ability to generate without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed B2B, resource-constrained blog-based co-branded re-purposing and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. What does the standard industry buzzword "versioning" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be robust, reality-based? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. We will productize the term "world-class, interactive". It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will upgrade the capability of turn-key, robust channels to deliver. Think mega-virtual. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? We understand that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also synthesize extensibly. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Think cyber-scalable.