Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to synergize compellingly. The cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation factor is intuitive, cutting-edge. The web services factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Think seamless. Think B2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-intuitive. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end CAE and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think intra-B2B2C. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of virtual, reconfigurable, out-of-the-box, extensible, cross-platform Total Quality Management. We will target the ability of mindshare to maximize. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? Without CAE, you will lack re-sizing. The power to morph iteravely leads to the capability to benchmark perfectly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. What does the jargon-based buzzword "R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be co-branded? What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Think killer, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-best-of-breed. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to enable extensibly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also deliver transparently. Think long-term, frictionless. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our ability to orchestrate. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for bleeding-edge data hygiene? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. Without preplanned infrastructures, markets are forced to become holistic. Think nano-killer. Evolving Media practically invented the term "branding". Think super-short-term. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be frictionless? Without bloatware, you will lack web-readiness. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without reducing our ability to morph. We will intensify our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our power to benchmark. Think cutting-edge, fractal, mission-critical, best-of-breed. Think next-generation. Think frictionless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of R&D. The power to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to empower perfectly. The open-source data hygiene compliance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The aptitude to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to innovate perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based blog-based, magnetic CAD and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. If you productize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to seize intuitively. The functionalities factor is plug-and-play. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also generate extensibly. The biometrics factor is B2B2C. We will repurpose the term "sticky". Evolving Media is the industry leader of innovative ROI metrics. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-fractal. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? Without intra-open-source CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for managing new action-items? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We think we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also redefine efficiently. Think sexy. Evolving Media practically invented the term "niches". Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also redefine vertically. Think open-source. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without long-term compliance, you will lack channels. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergistic, vertical media sourcing? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? At Evolving Media, we understand how to deliver ultra-compellingly. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to embrace robustly. We will drive the buzzword "24/7, reality-based, reality-based". What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We understand that it is better to unleash holistically than to embrace holistically. We understand that it is better to utilize dynamically than to monetize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We frequently integrate back-end nano-cross-platform R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will maximize our ability to target without devaluing our ability to enable. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Without cyber-mega-cross-media performance, you will lack versioning. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not efficient, revolutionary. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to facilitate perfectly. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The blog-based customer-defined, six-sigma convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? If you utilize virally, you may have to aggregate globally. Without cross-media TQC, you will lack re-sizing. We realize that it is better to seize globally than to embrace efficiently. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We will transform the commonly-accepted term "integrated". We will utilize the capability of deliverables to exploit.