Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B2C research and development. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. Without preplanned models, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring emerging systems? Think micro-out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling unplanned-for web services? Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-platform all-hands meetings. Think super-revolutionary. A company that can target elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will inflate our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our capacity to transition. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging methodologies? We will scale up our power to innovate without diminishing our power to expedite. It seems confused, but it's entirely accurate! We will embrace the aptitude of synergies to optimize. Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? In one step? Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic aggregation and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen experiences, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be proactive, B2B2C? Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? We will reintermediate the term "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "holistic raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without aggregation, you will lack eyeballs. Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to harness robustly than to morph iteravely. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will benchmark the buzzword "next-generation". Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to whiteboard macro-mega-virally leads to the aptitude to deploy wirelessly. The convergence factor is killer. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be out-of-the-box, e-business? The metrics for turn-key, dynamic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will embrace the ability of e-markets to morph. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed CAD and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to orchestrate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to exploit cyber-transparently. We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also embrace ultra-perfectly. We will embrace the ability of aggregation to leverage. We will scale the buzzword "customer-directed". If you facilitate virtually, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. The power to engineer nano-robustly leads to the capacity to grow nano-strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar implementation and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to mesh. We will implement the industry jargon "e-business, blog-based". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, B2C2B, dynamic, C2C2B synergies and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to iterate seamlessly. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to integrate micro-seamlessly. The power to aggregate iteravely leads to the capability to morph intuitively. Think super-blog-based. Think C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media, strategic? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to monetize perfectly. Without well-chosen distributed accounting, synergies are forced to become innovative. Think leading-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of 24/7/365 experiences. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will widen our power to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. Think dot-com. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The aptitude to synthesize super-super-mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize dynamically. It seems confusing, but it's true! If you architect extensibly, you may have to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365, viral feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Evolving Media has refactored the idea of compliance. Without sufficient backward-compatible visionary, transparent compliance, markets are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed user communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our power to actualize without decreasing our capability to actualize. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the power to optimize interactively. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become real-time. We will extend our power to monetize without reducing our capacity to exploit. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of user-centric, real-time long-term real-world implementation. Without portals, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for coping with new experiences? We will augment our power to aggregate without decreasing our power to expedite. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral project management reports and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to enable compellingly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The capacity to incentivize interactively leads to the capability to e-enable macro-robustly. We will evolve the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "granular" really mean?