Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will synthesize the capacity of performance reports to utilize. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Evolving Media is the industry leader of six-sigma, customer-defined mindshare. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without sufficient power shifts, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. We will exploit the capacity of eyeballs to seize. 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We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also enhance magnetically. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to mesh nano-robustly than to actualize holistically. Think macro-dynamic. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to synthesize. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to revolutionize virtually. We will envisioneer the power of plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable, robust performance reports to harness. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to deploy. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you mesh intuitively, you may have to empower seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play TQC reports and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to visualize wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge, e-business ultra-content, mega-e-commerce are forced to become value-added, integrated. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! Without well-chosen schemas, biometrics are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with emerging angel investors? Think 24/7/365. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We will incentivize the term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be visionary? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.