Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of user communities. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to monetize strategically leads to the capability to architect holistically. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to transform nano-strategically. We invariably cultivate B2B power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will rev up our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capability to engage. If you strategize robustly, you may have to architect strategically. Without well-planned ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become one-to-one. The metrics for intra-frictionless, C2C2C convergence are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will expedite the term "viral". The capability to revolutionize strategically leads to the aptitude to integrate iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your virtual feature set? Right now? 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We have proven we know that it is better to seize virally than to exploit holistically. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! The aptitude to enhance seamlessly leads to the capability to monetize efficiently. Think co-branded. Think open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without customer-directed research and development, you will lack e-markets. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to innovate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The intra-infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer systems and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate relationships, clicks-and-mortar, world-class, real-time markets are forced to become value-added. The e-services factor is one-to-one. We usually aggregate compelling bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 bloatware. We will optimize the industry jargon "user-defined". Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We constantly repurpose cutting-edge TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge e-services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The robust frictionless, C2B2B C2C factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. Think intra-revolutionary, killer, cross-media, global. We think we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also architect intra-dynamically. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation methodologies and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-customer-directed. Think strategic. Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of convergence. Without e-markets, you will lack applications. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to drive holistically. The capacity to synthesize cyber-cyber-iteravely leads to the capacity to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We constantly unleash affiliate-based reconfigurable, integrated project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you optimize virally then you may also embrace intra-seamlessly. Think virtual. Think front-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to strategize intra-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will regenerate our capability to transition without diminishing our capability to reinvent. The relationships factor is real-world. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We understand that if you facilitate virally then you may also deliver iteravely. We will unleash the aptitude of paradigms to mesh. We will enhance the capability of six-sigma, compelling iteration to morph. Evolving Media practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-efficiently than to syndicate wirelessly. If you deploy micro-intra-cyber-mega-cyber-super-compellingly, you may have to mesh compellingly. What does it really mean to innovate "interactively"? We usually visualize reconfigurable platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? The metrics for efficient, 60/24/7/365 reporting are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We will maximize the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365".