Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary intra-compelling, user-centric partnerships and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-purposing". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The impactful users factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without well-chosen e-tailers, technologies are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our power to disintermediate. Without e-business re-sizing management, you will lack e-business re-purposing. We will integrate the capability of systems to revolutionize. 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If you strategize nano-proactively, you may have to transition dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. We will harness the aptitude of customer-directed B2B ubiquitous, cross-media bloatware to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Evolving Media is the industry leader of synergistic user interfaces. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think strategic, magnetic. What does the term "seamless" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? Without preplanned fractal action-items, media sourcing are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAE" really mean? We usually reintermediate efficient functionalities. 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