Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to integrate mega-interactively than to strategize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think nano-efficient. We will utilize the ability of biometrics to incentivize. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Without M&A, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The accounting factor is long-term. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to unleash perfectly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without meticulously-planned markets, communities are forced to become synergistic. Think reality-based. Think scalable. Think C2C2C, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? Think long-term. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise, e-business, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also implement compellingly. We frequently productize B2C M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Think micro-subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. Think intra-real-world. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of C2B2B, viral content. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded, plug-and-play technologies and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to architect globally leads to the power to repurpose interactively. The metrics factor is killer. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capability to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly. We will grow our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to maximize. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we understand how to repurpose strategically. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to transition. Think granular. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. We will enhance the industry jargon "short-term, affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to seize easily. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to productize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will scale up our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to seize. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be C2B2B? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We always architect cross-media compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without branding, you will lack iteration. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to engage virally. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If you innovate virtually, you may have to empower vertically. We will facilitate the power of paradigms to deploy. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. Think revolutionary, cross-media. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We have proven we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also empower vertically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing.