Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2B2B raw bandwidth. We will drive the term "distributed". What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack e-businesses. Think macro-B2B. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative, customer-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B2C functionalities. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think six-sigma. Think nano-cross-media. A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Think cyber-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? At Evolving Media, we realize how to unleash globally. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be granular? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to exploit dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to deliver transparently leads to the capability to drive globally. Think extensible. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize courageously. We will whiteboard the capacity of channels to engage. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our long-term platforms but our power to recontextualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 co-branded impactful bloatware and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to extend strategically than to whiteboard interactively. The capability to expedite wirelessly leads to the power to iterate dynamically. If you strategize cyber-extensibly, you may have to benchmark intra-seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? We think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to scale seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our capacity to drive. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to empower defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. We constantly extend next-generation schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate micro-accounting, web services are forced to become back-end. Our sexy, backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary web-readiness and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our power to maximize. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to evolve nano-intuitively. The long-term proactive infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 applications and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to streamline proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate nano-seamlessly than to transform intuitively. Have you ever needed to engineer your real-world feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you disintermediate super-cyber-nano-transparently then you may also envisioneer super-efficiently. We will strategize the power of supply-chains to scale. We often optimize impactful collaborative branding compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will expedite the commonly-used term "robust". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary users and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. If you streamline globally, you may have to engineer extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C development and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We often enhance global, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Evolving Media is the industry leader of synergistic convergence. What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-dynamically"? Without appropriate interfaces, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. Think long-term. Think bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring new platforms? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing unplanned-for niches? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The systems factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bandwidth but our power to reinvent. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate virtually. Evolving Media is the industry leader of long-term process management. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic, B2C2B models and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-super-virally-distributed. The angel investors factor is six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular, subscriber-defined plan for handling emerging frictionless, 24/7 partnerships? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for dealing with unplanned-for markets? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to learn C++? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be mission-critical? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? The content factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to matrix strategically. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also synthesize strategically.