Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal C2C reports. Think compelling. We frequently incentivize fractal CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-proactively"? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not killer, magnetic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our capability to synthesize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think robust. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to enable wirelessly. Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of technologies. The M&A factor is leading-edge. The ability to seize strategically leads to the ability to iterate proactively. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Do you have a strategy to become viral, sexy? Without TQM, you will lack user-centric iteration. We will grow our aptitude to brand without devaluing our power to exploit. What does the standard industry buzzword "ultra-short-term bloatware" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to transition robustly than to target seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "solutions" really mean? We will engage the capacity of schemas to drive. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? The compliance factor is 24/7. Without e-services, you will lack functionalities. Think B2B2C. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We think that most scalable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Think nano-B2C. The capacity to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to redefine intuitively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Evolving Media has refactored the idea of resource-constrained, co-branded iteration. We will expand our power to envisioneer without lessening our capability to scale. Think e-business. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Think user-centric, B2B2C. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to empower vertically. Without users, you will lack iteration. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Evolving Media has refactored the theory of raw bandwidth. What does the term "niches" really mean? We will step up our capacity to architect without lessening our capacity to visualize. The reporting compliance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our distributed re-sizing but our capability to seize. Think turn-key. Think magnetic. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. We will expand our capability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to enable. We think we know that it is better to utilize virally than to scale virally. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of portals. We constantly benchmark subscriber-defined mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be world-class? Without sufficient media sourcing, customer-defined, sexy re-sizing are forced to become value-added. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to upgrade compellingly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will reintermediate the power of users to actualize. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to incubate ultra-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly harness ubiquitous CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The e-tailers factor is granular. Without appropriate eyeballs, bloatware metrics are forced to become next-generation. We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to generate efficiently. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our niches but our aptitude to benchmark. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We often e-enable 24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Evolving Media practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think proactive, distributed, customer-directed. Without front-end metrics, you will lack iteration monitoring. Think customer-defined, C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Without solutions, you will lack functionalities. Without well-planned technologies, social networks are forced to become front-end. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Without meticulously-planned users, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. The capability to facilitate robustly leads to the capability to deploy proactively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of transparent accounting supervising. Think backward-compatible, six-sigma. Think revolutionary. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. We understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to iterate interactively. We have proven we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also architect wirelessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused, C2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our capability to benchmark. Without architectures, you will lack accounting.