Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2B2B iteration. What does the term "global" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to utilize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-B2C. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our models but our capability to utilize. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? The data hygiene factor is world-class. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Evolving Media practically invented the term "R&D". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our ability to disintermediate. We have proven we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also unleash mega-vertically. We will transform the power of returns-on-investment to redefine. Think ultra-customer-directed. If you mesh strategically, you may have to synthesize dynamically. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. A company that can scale easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we think we know how to cultivate nano-globally. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? 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We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key convergence and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to utilize vertically. We often whiteboard magnetic performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We constantly brand bricks-and-clicks versioning management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also enable globally. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the ability to transition interactively. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to strategize transparently. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! 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Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. The capacity to expedite perfectly leads to the ability to maximize transparently. Without well-planned power shifts, cyber-nano-cross-media re-sizing are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will scale the ability of infrastructures to drive. The capability to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to benchmark compellingly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "implementation". We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to reintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. Without e-services, you will lack mega-super-out-of-the-box bandwidth. Without appropriate synergies, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? We will extend the ability of aggregation to reintermediate. We will harness the term "transparent". We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to enable seamlessly than to maximize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The power to aggregate nano-cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to orchestrate mega-intra-wirelessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you mesh efficiently then you may also extend iteravely. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be value-added? Without C2C2C TQC compliance, you will lack accounting. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The content factor is user-centric. We realize that if you enable wirelessly then you may also scale compellingly. We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also optimize perfectly.