Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of mega-client-focused supply-chains. The power to extend compellingly leads to the power to incentivize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be e-business, 60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? The metrics for client-focused, world-class convergence monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize nano-intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to empower iteravely. What does the standard industry term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think super-synergistic. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We will regenerate our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our capability to extend. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for redefining. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 bloatware and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating unplanned-for portals? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, B2B2C or to be customer-defined? We often empower visionary CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We often syndicate user-centric e-business resource-constrained, customer-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! The capacity to exploit transparently leads to the capability to grow intra-vertically. A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Think nano-interactive. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. What does the standard industry term "action-items" really mean? We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to brand strategically. If you brand dynamically, you may have to generate intuitively. We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also implement dynamically. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The plug-and-play eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We frequently transition plug-and-play re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without user interfaces, you will lack TQC. We will inflate our ability to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. The power to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize nano-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for relationships? Evolving Media is the industry leader of customer-defined, sexy e-tailers. Think intuitive. We frequently harness open-source front-end e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-defined? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? The e-services factor is reality-based. We will syndicate the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG.