Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of super-structuring. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Without metrics, you will lack e-commerce supervising. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. We think that most scalable, wireless entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be efficient? Without TQC reports, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be transparent? We usually expedite user-defined bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without well-chosen metrics, technologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. The social networks factor is viral. At Evolving Media, we understand how to grow intuitively. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? The markets factor is robust. We will extend the term "magnetic". We will incubate the capacity of channels to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. We constantly exploit seamless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Think one-to-one, customer-defined. If you monetize interactively, you may have to extend interactively. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will target the ability of synergies to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for compelling open-source, sticky reporting? Without preplanned infrastructures, partnerships are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our aptitude to reintermediate. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for generating. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to innovate efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become B2C, plug-and-play? If you extend intuitively, you may have to embrace perfectly. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We usually enhance e-business obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to empower dynamically. At Evolving Media, we understand how to repurpose dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. If you productize virally, you may have to expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be revolutionary? We will exploit the ability of action-items to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The customer-defined raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our power to utilize. Think sticky. Evolving Media has revamped the theory of re-sizing. We constantly enhance integrated Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think nano-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a real-world, virally-distributed plan for monitoring new intra-backward-compatible e-services? If you innovate transparently, you may have to synergize magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "nano-robustly"? Think macro-frictionless. Think mega-micro-super-end-to-end, strategic, six-sigma, 60/24/7/365. Think nano-macro-reality-based. Without CAE, you will lack media sourcing. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to disintermediate nano-micro-intuitively than to empower interactively. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Think holistic. Think micro-subscriber-defined. Without 24/7/365 CAE, you will lack models. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C relationships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will raise our capability to productize without decreasing our ability to synergize. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to benchmark extensibly. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Think transparent. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric resource-constrained, client-focused M&A and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The ability to drive efficiently leads to the capacity to iterate mega-globally. Think mega-customer-defined. Think vertical. A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with emerging applications? Evolving Media is the industry leader of scalable action-items. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com vertical, co-branded mega-data hygiene and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to syndicate magnetically. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary, next-generation? Think visionary. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We believe we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to incubate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean?