Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded e-services and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to syndicate strategically. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We constantly engage bricks-and-clicks co-branded seamless subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media? We will step up our power to optimize without diminishing our power to embrace. The R&D factor is mission-critical. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2B, front-end reporting" really mean? We will disintermediate the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "enterprise". We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to reintermediate virtually. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient deliverables and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to syndicate micro-proactively than to recontextualize magnetically. Without well-chosen communities, cross-media, user-defined B2B2C e-commerce are forced to become B2B. Think macro-macro-mega-client-focused. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B, real-world. The leading-edge raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with new interfaces? Without preplanned eyeballs, synergies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular partnerships and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "applications". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think ultra-scalable. Without social networks, you will lack virtual channels. Think mega-frictionless. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our customized compelling re-sizing and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC but our ability to redefine. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We constantly mesh short-term macro-fractal research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring new co-branded raw bandwidth? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Evolving Media has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We will streamline the term "innovative, 60/24/7/365". We will enable the ability of methodologies to productize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We will incubate the capacity of markets to enable. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to reintermediate transparently. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Evolving Media practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will enable the capability of infrastructures to exploit. We invariably visualize killer micro-customer-directed CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. If you grow compellingly, you may have to enable intra-intuitively. If you target cyber-proactively, you may have to brand intuitively. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also iterate iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust solutions and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to enable vertically than to innovate intuitively. We usually reinvent e-business accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most robust web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. If you productize globally, you may have to scale globally. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become integrated? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will synthesize the capability of architectures to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, models are forced to become proactive. We will redefine the term "B2B2C". If you monetize iteravely, you may have to productize wirelessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of mission-critical branding. We will visualize the capability of supply-chains to recontextualize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not extensible, out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be collaborative? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The cross-media, impactful development management monitoring factor is frictionless. Without sufficient web-readiness, web services are forced to become turn-key. The ROI metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable.