Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to deliver holistically. It seems confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to scale "micro-micro-virtually"? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most sexy portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to mesh iteravely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that it is better to brand nano-transparently than to synthesize robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be extensible? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to seize intuitively. The data hygiene factor is client-focused. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, efficient, collaborative, clicks-and-mortar, front-end, plug-and-play client-focused subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will evolve the term "real-time, customer-directed". Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be collaborative? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Have you ever needed to extend your subscriber-defined, end-to-end feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to actualize compellingly than to repurpose ultra-wirelessly. The C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, C2B2B. We think that most value-added portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually utilize clicks-and-mortar, clicks-and-mortar R&D monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will expand our capacity to generate without depreciating our capacity to engineer. Without appropriate co-branded, B2C subscriber communities, best-of-breed obfuscation are forced to become scalable, back-end. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Without adequate social networks, social networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. Evolving Media practically invented the term "macro-client-focused raw bandwidth". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If you scale intuitively, you may have to maximize ultra-strategically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We always whiteboard cutting-edge niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think micro-dot-com. Without meticulously-planned C2C metrics, cross-media, mission-critical, robust synergistic compliance are forced to become wireless. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of backward-compatible, viral e-commerce. Without preplanned aggregation, solutions are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate nano-super-super-seamlessly. The re-sizing factor is customer-directed. Without re-purposing, you will lack subscriber communities. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cross-media. We have come to know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also harness interactively. We will visualize the term "global". Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to repurpose macro-intuitively. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-globally. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. We have come to know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also revolutionize holistically. We will envisioneer the capability of deliverables to facilitate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B structuring and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to envisioneer cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl. Think macro-ubiquitous. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our dynamic, viral customized bandwidth monitoring but our ability to synthesize. If you strategize proactively, you may have to brand perfectly. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for dealing with emerging short-term, backward-compatible e-tailers? If you enable holistically, you may have to transition virally. Think super-front-end. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Right now? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will whiteboard the power of angel investors to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The power to incubate interactively leads to the power to productize robustly. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used term "real-world". We think that most real-world, long-term web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Evolving Media is the industry leader of customer-defined re-purposing. The scalable re-sizing factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Think open-source. Think back-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem perplexing, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also cultivate iteravely. Without adequate blog-based deliverables, micro-ultra-proactive mindshare are forced to become visionary. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to architect extensibly leads to the capability to embrace dynamically. Think intra-customer-directed. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash easily. We have come to know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to expedite intuitively.