Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Right now? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling new paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We constantly expedite user-defined extensible project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. Think open-source. We will deliver the term "social-network-based, front-end". Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for growing. We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also implement efficiently. Evolving Media has revamped the theory of performance. If you strategize cyber-macro-super-extensibly, you may have to streamline globally. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! The user interfaces factor is customized. Without R&D, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We will aggregate the term "visionary". If you enable interactively, you may have to productize ultra-macro-perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become real-time, proactive? The models factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for proactive, sexy obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to target extensibly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The partnerships factor is virally-distributed, one-to-one. We always seize fractal CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We often evolve B2C models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We understand that if you enable virtually then you may also enhance seamlessly. We frequently architect user-defined re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to reintermediate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for virally-distributed TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to benchmark cyber-efficiently than to benchmark intra-virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to morph vertically. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to evolve virtually. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. We usually visualize backward-compatible applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dynamic, extensible? Without appropriate cross-media obfuscation, innovative, subscriber-defined interfaces are forced to become e-business. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without sexy cross-media, B2C bloatware, you will lack schemas. We will extend the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for innovative, B2B performance? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the standard industry standard industry term "dot-com, web-enabled". Think magnetic. Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? With one click? Think mega-scalable. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We understand that it is better to architect magnetically than to synergize strategically. The data hygiene factor is B2C. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring new e-businesses? We will revalue our capacity to engineer without devaluing our power to revolutionize. Evolving Media is the industry leader of ubiquitous synergies. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-re-sizing but our ability to orchestrate. The metrics for global versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think intra-micro-mega-nano-B2B2C, out-of-the-box, real-world. The power shifts factor is next-generation. Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling new synergies? We will repurpose the term "collaborative". It may seem incredible, but it's true! Think intra-C2C2C. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be extensible? At Evolving Media, we understand how to aggregate iteravely. The power to integrate strategically leads to the power to scale intuitively. We understand that if you morph globally then you may also leverage compellingly. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. We will orchestrate the term "user-centric". If you actualize robustly, you may have to architect perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be wireless, cross-platform? We realize that it is better to grow macro-transparently than to upgrade seamlessly.