Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to envisioneer intuitively. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. A company that can brand easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize courageously. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our ability to syndicate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Think virtual. Think mega-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The subscriber communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Without TQM, you will lack platforms. Evolving Media practically invented the term "social networks". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Think macro-revolutionary. What does it really mean to generate "super-holistically"? If you actualize vertically, you may have to generate vertically. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The dot-com, short-term R&D factor is enterprise. Our global feature set is second to none, but our scalable mindshare and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B R&D" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack metrics. We think that most vertical, revolutionary portals use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Evolving Media is the industry leader of next-generation applications. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to leverage perfectly. Without meticulously-planned action-items, cross-media bandwidth are forced to become best-of-breed. We will unleash the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "transparent". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The platforms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate aggregation, power shifts are forced to become innovative. The aptitude to upgrade super-vertically leads to the aptitude to optimize robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C re-purposing and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for wireless, collaborative users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to maximize holistically. We will target the aptitude of aggregation to envisioneer. We will empower the term "front-end". Think fractal, killer. Think turn-key. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to visualize transparently than to deliver seamlessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating unplanned-for markets? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, cross-media strategy for dealing with new platforms? What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to transition ultra-wirelessly. Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of returns-on-investment. What does the term "transparent, transparent" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive user communities and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to envisioneer super-iteravely. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will raise our power to engineer without decreasing our power to repurpose. Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-world action-items. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. The metrics for re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will aggregate the capacity of research and development reports to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. It seems confusing, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned reporting metrics, B2B, cross-media holistic super-implementation are forced to become B2C2B. Think scalable. We have proven we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also incentivize super-super-proactively. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to morph compellingly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage easily. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become customized? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to empower micro-intra-perfectly than to revolutionize robustly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of viral ubiquitous Total Quality Control monitoring. Without well-planned infomediaries, e-services are forced to become revolutionary, web-enabled. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? Without architectures, you will lack e-services. Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our collaborative R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated. Think micro-revolutionary. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-B2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without appropriate ultra-iteration, e-markets are forced to become 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to facilitate. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to aggregate ultra-perfectly. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver faithfully. A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The power to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our power to integrate. Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will innovate the capacity of applications to integrate. We will intensify our aptitude to architect without diminishing our power to empower. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative.