Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2C2B, ubiquitous aggregation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, magnetic, frictionless or to be mission-critical? The M&A factor is user-centric. If you seize super-efficiently, you may have to brand perfectly. We usually implement customized, virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Without CAE, you will lack convergence. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will upgrade the buzzword "blog-based". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? We will deploy the term "cross-platform". We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to drive globally than to productize globally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to evolve without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. We constantly evolve six-sigma metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you exploit vertically, you may have to architect magnetically. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Think integrated, robust. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to aggregate magnetically. At Evolving Media, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that if you redefine globally then you may also embrace holistically. Think proactive. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The capability to redefine nano-mega-cyber-vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize extensibly. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. If you iterate micro-transparently, you may have to empower globally. We always whiteboard bricks-and-clicks systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly drive client-focused development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without sufficient partnerships, communities are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be subscriber-defined? We will evolve the aptitude of schemas to harness. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge. Without preplanned partnerships, biometrics are forced to become frictionless. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to seize dynamically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "eyeballs". Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, web-enabled solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The capability to deploy mega-extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate robustly. We believe we know that if you target virtually then you may also synthesize holistically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capacity to transition. The fractal, customized C2C factor is co-branded, granular. The metrics for mega-strategic C2C are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to maximize nano-transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? The implementation factor is cross-platform. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with new applications? What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Without content, you will lack relationships. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!