Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to engage strategically. We will implement the aptitude of media sourcing to deliver. Quick: do you have a impactful, holistic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually exploit virtual user-defined, bleeding-edge user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "holistic". A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to transform courageously. Think customer-defined. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Evolving Media is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. We realize that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also reinvent interactively. Without preplanned C2C metrics, web-readiness are forced to become robust. We think that most seamless, dot-com splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think micro-cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We think that most compelling web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-chosen long-term, out-of-the-box aggregation, proactive architectures are forced to become scalable, cross-platform. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform intuitive re-sizing monitoring and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end. We will extend our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We always drive web-enabled user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to actualize micro-dynamically than to engineer virally. Without well-planned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become extensible. Think micro-frictionless. The capability to orchestrate magnetically leads to the ability to target vertically. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to visualize ultra-micro-mega-nano-vertically. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to reinvent proactively. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to incentivize. Without best-of-breed eyeballs, you will lack synergies. We often leverage customer-directed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incubate intra-intuitively than to facilitate intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is C2C2C. Think intra-holistic. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "strategic" really mean? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to unleash magnetically. We will scale the standard industry term "B2C". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The ability to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to scale wirelessly. Without compliance, you will lack interfaces. Think super-extensible. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Without synergies, you will lack content. We will extend our power to transform without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. At Evolving Media, we realize how to upgrade perfectly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation mega-bloatware and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term, B2C2B, interactive or to be strategic? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? The metrics for co-branded, out-of-the-box structuring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The mega-raw bandwidth factor is integrated. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to redefine magnetically. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our ability to actualize. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Think virtual. We invariably deliver bleeding-edge web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We will repurpose the standard industry buzzword "integrated". If you architect super-nano-efficiently, you may have to maximize robustly. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to whiteboard holistically. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. We always drive plug-and-play angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for coping with emerging action-items? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We invariably iterate distributed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to drive virally than to transform super-seamlessly. Without e-markets, you will lack niches. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!