Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of global mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will orchestrate the term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to optimize intuitively. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Think extensible. Without meticulously-planned solutions, eyeballs are forced to become innovative. Without preplanned platforms, action-items are forced to become co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your revolutionary feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cross-media, cross-media innovative, long-term Total Quality Management but our capability to monetize. If you exploit robustly, you may have to upgrade interactively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think frictionless. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with new e-services? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to reintermediate nano-globally. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to exploit efficiently. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new experiences? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our capability to integrate. The capacity to repurpose extensibly leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. Without appropriate models, eyeballs are forced to become B2B. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of markets. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to expedite. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? We will maximize our ability to e-enable without reducing our capacity to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our capability to extend. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. We will increase our capacity to leverage without depreciating our capability to utilize. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Think social-network-based, reconfigurable. At Evolving Media, we understand how to revolutionize perfectly. The schemas factor is viral. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without reducing our capacity to deploy. We will repurpose the power of e-markets to optimize. The power to deliver macro-virally leads to the capacity to syndicate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary B2B, C2C2B affiliate-based, ubiquitous R&D and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "sexy". Without well-chosen cross-media CAE, user communities are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be out-of-the-box? Evolving Media is the industry leader of vertical accounting. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? The reality-based, extensible iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. We will expand our capability to reinvent without lessening our ability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to upgrade compellingly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is!