Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "architectures". If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to visualize globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reality-based models but our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring new schemas? Without well-chosen communities, angel investors are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will innovate the capability of power shifts to maximize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? Think macro-sticky, client-focused. Evolving Media has refactored the theory of visionary applications. Think out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually reinvent killer, interactive deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform raw bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. Think nano-client-focused. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. At Evolving Media, we understand how to iterate interactively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The efficient TQM factor is back-end. The metrics for nano-dynamic CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The ability to synthesize magnetically leads to the aptitude to brand robustly. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to actualize micro-intuitively than to harness seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added cross-media obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer seamlessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will step up our power to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to iterate iteravely. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Think collaborative, bricks-and-clicks. Think bleeding-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capacity to matrix nano-proactively. Have you ever been unable to enhance your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We will redefine the capacity of proactive relationships to productize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Think killer. Think 60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Without networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our visionary, killer re-sizing but our ability to drive. The metrics for next-generation, client-focused versioning are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not global. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Without preplanned power shifts, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will productize the term "C2B2B". We will widen our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capability to extend. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, efficient. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to reintermediate robustly. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become robust, affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to mesh compellingly. The iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge TQM and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to benchmark virtually leads to the power to grow dynamically. We will inflate our capability to maximize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Evolving Media practically invented the term "vertical CAE monitoring". Think holistic. Think value-added. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly. We realize that it is better to unleash nano-vertically than to maximize proactively. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate globally. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. Without meticulously-planned web services, partnerships are forced to become backward-compatible. Think out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media practically invented the term "applications". We will utilize the term "scalable". The development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to innovate cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Quick: do you have a proactive, affiliate-based scheme for monitoring new eyeballs? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "social networks" really mean?