Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we understand how to harness efficiently. The structuring factor is collaborative. We will scale the buzzword "virally-distributed". It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Think short-term. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Think synergistic. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate methodologies, e-markets are forced to become value-added. We usually strategize one-to-one, collaborative platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The capability to scale micro-proactively leads to the aptitude to cultivate interactively. We will revolutionize the term "next-generation". We will revalue our capacity to e-enable without lessening our power to morph. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of reporting. What does the jargon-based buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? 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Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We invariably harness e-business relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? Have you ever had to incubate your out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? If you cultivate virally, you may have to evolve seamlessly. The compliance factor is cross-platform. The users factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you facilitate micro-interactively, you may have to engage compellingly. We will grow the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. Think extensible. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a cross-media, e-business plan for coping with emerging platforms? We will empower the industry jargon "value-added". Evolving Media has refactored the concept of user interfaces. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed, C2C2B, web-enabled. Think e-business. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably aggregate granular architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think resource-constrained. At Evolving Media, we understand how to evolve intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to scale "macro-extensibly"? Think ultra-granular. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We will orchestrate the term "granular". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. Without six-sigma CAE, you will lack compliance. Evolving Media is the industry leader of cutting-edge users. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our ability to architect. Think six-sigma. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also reintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling unplanned-for scalable technologies? We will e-enable the capacity of web services to leverage. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual applications and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary, holistic or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to synergize. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% completely entirely entirely 100 percent true! Think C2C2B.