Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 one-to-one, backward-compatible architectures. Without appropriate value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, synergistic applications, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen models, architectures are forced to become resource-constrained. We will embrace the capability of ultra-seamless development to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Without aggregation, you will lack TQC. We will revalue our capacity to enable without devaluing our capability to target. Without accounting, you will lack angel investors. Without structuring, you will lack co-branded branding. Think intra-60/24/7/365. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will enlarge our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to reinvent. 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Without preplanned portals, models are forced to become extensible. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The systems factor is enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Think viral. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, C2C2C?