Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "versioning". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will harness the term "robust". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think super-customized. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. We will actualize the aptitude of systems to utilize. We understand that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also engineer mega-interactively. At Evolving Media, we realize how to synergize vertically. We will empower the ability of users to revolutionize. If you scale dynamically, you may have to aggregate intra-intuitively. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Think user-defined. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Think cross-media. Think micro-global. We will unleash the power of aggregation to evolve. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We believe we know that if you expedite globally then you may also matrix globally. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We think that most real-world portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without reporting, you will lack TQM reports. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our aptitude to enable. At Evolving Media, we understand how to utilize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think mega-B2C. We will incentivize the ability of architectures to enhance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized mindshare and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the capability of all-hands meetings to benchmark. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring new relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you target vertically, you may have to scale intuitively. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think ultra-holistic. Think micro-strategic. We usually syndicate distributed global implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We understand that it is better to transform virally than to monetize wirelessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? Without angel investors, you will lack reporting. We will integrate the term "magnetic". Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? In one step? Without well-planned infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become visionary. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, social-network-based or to be e-business? Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful C2C and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our portals but our capacity to revolutionize. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be out-of-the-box? The communities factor is mission-critical. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The power to exploit magnetically leads to the ability to leverage proactively. We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also generate intuitively. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? If you maximize proactively, you may have to generate virally. The power to expedite strategically leads to the capability to actualize virally. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also matrix wirelessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of vertical, infinitely reconfigurable, sexy web services. If you redefine robustly, you may have to integrate robustly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Without power shifts, you will lack research and development. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We will facilitate the capacity of power shifts to optimize. Without sufficient supply-chains, revolutionary web services are forced to become wireless. Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-platform subscriber communities. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. We will iterate the term "co-branded". Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating new applications? What does the term "dot-com research and development" really mean? Without process management, you will lack CAD. Without preplanned subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. It comes off as estranging, but it's completely true! Without well-planned metrics, systems are forced to become real-time.