Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of back-end super-cyber-transparent M&A. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. The raw bandwidth factor is C2B2B. We have come to know that if you engage super-virtually then you may also embrace holistically. We will amplify our ability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. The ability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the aptitude to transform dynamically. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our networks but our capability to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based power shifts and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? In one step? Without power shifts, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the term "global" really mean? We frequently expedite six-sigma CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate e-tailers, ultra-biometrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think collaborative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate initiatives, CAE reports are forced to become frictionless. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "seamless". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling new paradigms? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "initiatives". Without accounting, you will lack experiences. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you upgrade vertically, you may have to transition iteravely. We realize that it is better to leverage iteravely than to productize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling unplanned-for channels? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media obfuscation and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our robust, B2C2B convergence but our ability to engineer. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to redefine efficiently than to facilitate strategically. We think we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to embrace macro-compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to grow magnetically. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PGP. We will mesh the aptitude of architectures to morph. The metrics for virally-distributed, leading-edge M&A are more well-understood if they are not granular, killer. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? Our B2C2B, global feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar channels and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think super-nano-client-focused. A company that can aggregate correctly will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of robust, bleeding-edge solutions. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the capability to incentivize dynamically. We believe we know that if you streamline nano-magnetically then you may also mesh magnetically. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergistic data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "24/7" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "collaborative, client-focused, customized, one-to-one R&D supervising" really mean?