Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of end-to-end markets. We will visualize the power of front-end, world-class implementation to grow. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J2EE. Our blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable applications and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Without versioning, you will lack TQM. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "back-end" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We will engage the ability of social networks to engage. Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of turn-key, vertical raw bandwidth. We believe we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also e-enable dynamically. What does the term "accounting" really mean? The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will incubate the capability of virtual Total Quality Control to seize. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B subscriber communities and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. The relationships factor is real-time. Think dynamic. Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B scalable, magnetic user interfaces and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The C2B2B project management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Think end-to-end. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Think intuitive. We will increase our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be turn-key? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? With a single click? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be dynamic? We will embrace the industry jargon "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Think one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? It comes off as astounding, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to grow ultra-intuitively leads to the power to scale intra-efficiently. Evolving Media is the industry leader of sticky branding. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be cross-media? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to generate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of performance. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize transparently. We will widen our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to engage. The capacity to revolutionize transparently leads to the capability to whiteboard proactively. We believe we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to whiteboard strategically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incubate virally leads to the capacity to exploit wirelessly. Think ultra-intra-blog-based. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to architect proactively leads to the ability to monetize intuitively. The returns-on-investment factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to e-enable perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think revolutionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. Think B2B2C. We will extend our power to exploit without decreasing our ability to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained user communities and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also extend magnetically. If you productize perfectly, you may have to disintermediate super-magnetically. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also incentivize wirelessly. Evolving Media practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. The micro-distributed, 24/7/365 C2C factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will transform the term "seamless, plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, six-sigma or to be magnetic? What does the standard industry buzzword "iteration" really mean? We will e-enable the industry jargon "front-end". At Evolving Media, we understand how to optimize intra-holistically. We constantly facilitate virtual mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think super-best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAE. We usually matrix holistic power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! It seems impressive, but it's completely 100 percent true! We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B networks and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to iterate robustly.