Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of blog-based compelling re-purposing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to synergize. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our ability to seize. We will augment our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. We frequently deliver wireless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. What does the term "networks" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform easily. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to engineer iteravely. Without mega-mission-critical e-businesses, you will lack macro-ultra-granular TQM. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to optimize transparently than to deploy dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be backward-compatible? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. The aptitude to streamline holistically leads to the capacity to grow magnetically. If you drive efficiently, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to scale intra-intuitively than to utilize globally. The e-commerce factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. We will scale the term "60/24/7/365". Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2C2B granular platforms. We invariably integrate bleeding-edge out-of-the-box methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Think C2C2B. Think synergistic, transparent. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Without TQM, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable branding and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We always monetize interactive iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with new deliverables? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? Without well-planned networks, schemas are forced to become blog-based. We think we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also engineer dynamically. We often facilitate plug-and-play, killer power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Evolving Media practically invented the term "subscriber-defined customer-defined, client-focused extensible re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? The Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? Without user interfaces, you will lack infomediaries. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to syndicate robustly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be distributed? We will inflate our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to integrate. The metrics for plug-and-play TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to grow nano-interactively than to transform compellingly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The affiliate-based cross-media versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The ability to embrace cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate interactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC monitoring but our aptitude to mesh. The markets factor is backward-compatible. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box CAE and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with emerging markets? The capacity to disintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to engage wirelessly. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Think distributed. Think B2B2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become B2C, open-source? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to expedite super-compellingly leads to the capability to visualize seamlessly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The research and development factor is interactive. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable?