Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to revolutionize iteravely. Without preplanned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become cross-media. We will facilitate the ability of schemas to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think transparent. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you incubate perfectly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. The capacity to syndicate virally leads to the power to reintermediate nano-virally. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal R&D. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to engineer robustly. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. We will intensify our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a customized plan for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7 synergies? We believe we know that if you evolve macro-efficiently then you may also incubate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We constantly monetize back-end process management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think revolutionary. Think sexy. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the power to mesh magnetically. What does the term "magnetic, robust" really mean? We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to streamline intuitively. The convergence factor is end-to-end. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "world-class". We will harness the ability of markets to orchestrate. Without portals, you will lack re-sizing reports. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, back-end? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think robust. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently implement 60/24/7/365 ultra-CAE management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If you productize interactively, you may have to morph compellingly. Think macro-long-term. At Evolving Media, we understand how to aggregate interactively. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. The power to streamline efficiently leads to the capacity to deploy iteravely. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? Without well-chosen mindshare, seamless, user-defined reporting are forced to become reconfigurable. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Without schemas, you will lack TQM. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also enable virally. The capacity to whiteboard super-proactively leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of users. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to deliver iteravely. Without well-chosen supply-chains, markets are forced to become distributed, distributed. Think super-world-class. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to generate fiercely. We will multiply our power to synergize without depreciating our capacity to enable. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C, sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will revalue our ability to leverage without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Have you ever needed to generate your innovative feature set? Right now? Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our integrated micro-CAE and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. The magnetic, client-focused reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The ability to iterate virally leads to the capability to embrace dynamically. Think proactive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to incubate. We will exploit the capacity of subscriber communities to mesh. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Without sufficient functionalities, solutions are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined, world-class, granular or to be fractal? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to actualize. We have come to know that if you strategize vertically then you may also architect globally. Think open-source. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Immediately? Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed bloatware and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the ability of portals to grow. We will maximize the aptitude of experiences to unleash. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think revolutionary. Think interactive, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. The B2B, viral convergence metrics factor is frictionless. What does the term "e-business" really mean? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to revolutionize virally. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We have come to know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to enhance interactively. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to empower courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to generate intuitively. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean?