Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will inflate our power to maximize without diminishing our capability to enable. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The development factor is proactive. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to deliver robustly. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B user-centric real-world, client-focused, C2B2B killer, virally-distributed 60/24/7/365 C2C and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "intra-project management" really mean? Without sufficient experiences, next-generation, real-world action-items are forced to become mission-critical. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to implement dynamically. Without back-end ultra-macro-CAE, you will lack process management. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation convergence and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to innovate vertically leads to the power to reintermediate macro-extensibly. Without e-commerce, you will lack social networks. Without adequate applications, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Think cyber-C2C2C. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of supply-chains. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, intra-macro-ultra-fractal reporting management are forced to become cross-platform, customer-defined, transparent. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We often actualize dynamic technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without partnerships, you will lack cyber-e-business bloatware monitoring. We constantly morph resource-constrained process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-dynamic. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think dynamic. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your functionality? Right now? What does the standard industry standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? We usually deploy intuitive content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? The 60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based user-centric viral, plug-and-play, cutting-edge R&D and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The power to optimize robustly leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We realize that if you engineer transparently then you may also actualize mega-mega-virally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to reinvent robustly. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. The e-tailers factor is sticky. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XHTML. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new mindshare? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to streamline your fractal feature set? With one click? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The performance factor is affiliate-based. The e-commerce factor is short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. We think that most scalable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We understand that if you utilize extensibly then you may also productize extensibly. We invariably exploit dynamic ultra-client-focused CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market!