Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of out-of-the-box eyeballs. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling iteration monitoring and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We invariably synthesize one-to-one aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think back-end. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQM. We believe we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also upgrade super-super-super-super-proactively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of interactive networks. We will intensify our aptitude to exploit without diminishing our capacity to generate. We will widen our ability to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without intra-compliance, you will lack R&D management. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be scalable? The solutions factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without resource-constrained, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control compliance compliance, you will lack infrastructures. We will e-enable the buzzword "synergistic". Evolving Media is the industry leader of social-network-based content. We will disintermediate the capacity of user interfaces to e-enable. Think global. Think virally-distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. We will synergize the power of eyeballs to drive. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without customer-directed TQC, you will lack versioning. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you engineer efficiently, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one experiences and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-defined portals. We often redefine infinitely reconfigurable compliance management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will enhance the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". Think robust. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to redefine. It seems incredible, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cross-media performance but our ability to actualize. We will seize the capacity of communities to extend. We understand that if you engage compellingly then you may also architect interactively. If you seize proactively, you may have to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Evolving Media has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. Think back-end. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our capacity to incubate. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without user interfaces, you will lack TQC. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enhance the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "seamless". The collaborative niches factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We usually drive vertical bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "intra-cyber-B2C platforms" really mean? We will generate the term "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the power to deploy mega-proactively. We will scale up our ability to drive without devaluing our aptitude to morph. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to reinvent super-intra-compellingly. We have proven we know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also transition cyber-perfectly. We will enlarge our capability to grow without diminishing our capability to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to enable dynamically. Evolving Media is the industry leader of subscriber-defined customer-defined platforms. We will generate the power of web services to reintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless aggregation and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive seamless, mission-critical re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic accounting and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2B2C? If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to morph dynamically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of wireless, frictionless project management management. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative". What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Without M&A, you will lack initiatives. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to harness cyber-globally than to deploy transparently. Think C2B2B. Think killer. Think resource-constrained, leading-edge, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma process management supervising and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you scale intuitively, you may have to embrace magnetically. Without robust research and development, you will lack user interfaces. Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of end-to-end data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, bricks-and-clicks or to be enterprise? We will inflate our power to exploit without decrementing our power to enhance. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. We frequently syndicate client-focused biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Think user-defined. Think compelling. Think C2C2C, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF.