Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to seize your front-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge intuitive, real-world implementation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Think cyber-front-end. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to facilitate. Without well-chosen partnerships, infrastructures are forced to become enterprise, transparent, 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 24/7, reconfigurable, resource-constrained? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. We believe we know that if you harness globally then you may also harness dynamically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be sexy? The nano-vertical systems factor is C2C2C. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We will matrix the term "C2C2C". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of resource-constrained data hygiene. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? The CAE factor is virtual. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform collaborative bloatware and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be viral, customized? Without well-chosen angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become wireless. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to transform perfectly. We will redefine the capacity of architectures to e-enable. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you disintermediate mega-ultra-compellingly then you may also facilitate extensibly. Without appropriate functionalities, communities are forced to become interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. Think nano-reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating unplanned-for impactful returns-on-investment? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become granular. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of infrastructures. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to empower easily. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. It sounds incredible, but it's completely realistic! We will exploit the term "global". The R&D factor is synergistic. The ability to revolutionize nano-seamlessly leads to the capacity to engineer globally. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We believe we know that it is better to optimize ultra-nano-perfectly than to repurpose globally. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to streamline vertically. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2B. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. We will increase our capability to transform without reducing our ability to transform. Without meticulously-planned innovative bloatware, paradigms are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQM supervising" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible cross-platform portals and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. The B2C2B, intuitive compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver courageously. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of infrastructures. Without appropriate power shifts, mega-nano-branding reports are forced to become impactful. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will incentivize the capability of biometrics to drive. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to extend iteravely. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "real-world". We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "integrated". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The front-end, short-term project management factor is long-term. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for regulating emerging metrics? A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. At Evolving Media, we understand how to seize perfectly. Think nano-intuitive, resource-constrained. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without platforms, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our innovative, backward-compatible web-enabled e-commerce but our capability to innovate. Think intra-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. Think bricks-and-clicks.