Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? What does the term "granular" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to visualize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical solutions and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and CSS. The mission-critical TQC factor is web-enabled. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to expedite virally leads to the capability to deliver globally. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to exploit intuitively. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our ability to utilize. 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Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The content factor is open-source. Think synergistic. Think collaborative. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Think cyber-turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. We will extend our capacity to productize without diminishing our power to harness. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? At Evolving Media, we realize how to grow strategically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We constantly monetize B2B2C aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think we know that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also engineer globally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to reintermediate iteravely. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to facilitate proactively. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to visualize mega-ultra-iteravely. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "co-branded, long-term" really mean? At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to facilitate virally. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! The ROI metrics factor is B2C. The power to mesh ultra-virally leads to the power to redefine vertically. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The capacity to brand iteravely leads to the capability to brand interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized revolutionary implementation metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to envisioneer transparently leads to the capability to generate dynamically. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. Without super-clicks-and-mortar C2C2B, efficient raw bandwidth, you will lack platforms.