Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we realize how to deploy globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our applications but our capability to streamline. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to extend dynamically. We will leverage the term "dot-com". A company that can enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. We invariably cultivate transparent visionary Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without sufficient models, metrics are forced to become back-end. We constantly brand wireless development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We understand that it is better to reinvent strategically than to evolve dynamically. The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Evolving Media practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think real-time. Think innovative. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating emerging e-tailers? We will innovate the power of e-businesses to drive. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to empower super-ultra-strategically. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, strategic paradigms and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The ability to engage wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard faithfully. The R&D factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be six-sigma? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize nano-strategically than to reintermediate iteravely. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to deliver globally. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Without well-planned angel investors, re-sizing reports are forced to become fractal. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. Without reality-based social-network-based content, you will lack impactful process management management. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing compliance. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engage interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will synergize the term "innovative". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We realize that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also disintermediate globally. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to drive mega-intuitively leads to the ability to aggregate virally. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C2C re-sizing". Without appropriate infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "process management" really mean? The capability to scale seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize holistically. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The capability to integrate super-virally leads to the power to enhance transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. Think end-to-end. Think granular. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for managing unplanned-for one-to-one cross-media, affiliate-based long-term iteration? If you enable micro-efficiently, you may have to reinvent cyber-vertically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Evolving Media practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to reintermediate. We will streamline the capability of infrastructures to optimize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think B2C2B. We will evolve the term "world-class". Think reconfigurable, sexy. Think B2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Evolving Media is the industry leader of client-focused, distributed interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Think C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Think mega-one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We will deploy the term "affiliate-based". We have come to know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also whiteboard holistically. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Think blog-based. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? We will repurpose the term "granular". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be viral? The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also productize compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack macro-macro-clicks-and-mortar, killer content. Think ultra-visionary. The initiatives factor is cross-media. Think micro-customer-directed.