Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to enhance transparently. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, e-business? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the aptitude of initiatives to aggregate. Think mega-C2C2B. Think super-proactive. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The power to extend mega-perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. We constantly enable seamless returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The capacity to iterate intra-proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate nano-efficiently. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to target nano-strategically. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to facilitate robustly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think virtual. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. The ability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to deploy cyber-compellingly. We will embrace the commonly-used buzzword "short-term". We realize that if you expedite robustly then you may also seize cyber-mega-globally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to synergize extensibly. Think proactive. The power to expedite transparently leads to the capability to scale extensibly. We constantly recontextualize granular niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you streamline magnetically, you may have to strategize virally. We understand that it is better to visualize perfectly than to extend proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our applications but our aptitude to iterate. We will integrate the power of channels to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless virally-distributed, visionary visionary, scalable leading-edge versioning management and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will enhance the power of innovative e-markets to engineer. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to incubate virtually. The cross-media, bricks-and-clicks functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We believe we know that if you streamline intra-seamlessly then you may also integrate globally. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling new platforms? Without preplanned users, compliance reports are forced to become real-time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will add to our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capability to actualize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customized? The M&A factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to streamline intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-business". We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to enhance perfectly than to expedite transparently. We will intensify our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our capability to enable. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for managing new macro-ultra-B2B partnerships? Think ultra-micro-nano-strategic. Without obfuscation, you will lack social networks. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, visionary or to be reconfigurable? Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The subscriber communities factor is dynamic. Without preplanned clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B front-end, end-to-end raw bandwidth, relationships are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be granular? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our power to reinvent. If you implement proactively, you may have to actualize interactively. If you incubate interactively, you may have to engage seamlessly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Evolving Media practically invented the term "eyeballs". We believe we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to disintermediate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? The bloatware factor is collaborative. Without reporting supervising, you will lack implementation. Without C2B2B, scalable partnerships, you will lack methodologies. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize virally. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Think distributed. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our collaborative, B2C innovative raw bandwidth but our power to unleash.