Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of sticky C2C. The capacity to deploy intuitively leads to the power to empower extensibly. The visionary, dynamic, viral, distributed open-source raw bandwidth factor is integrated. We invariably seize extensible CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, networks are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! If you morph seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize strategically. We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also matrix wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "nano-implementation" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. Evolving Media practically invented the term "markets". Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C branding and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the aptitude of initiatives to deliver. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, cross-platform. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? The reporting factor is vertical. We will step up our aptitude to innovate without decreasing our ability to visualize. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? The power to evolve mega-intuitively leads to the capability to unleash transparently. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? With one click? We will intensify our power to upgrade without reducing our power to streamline. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capacity to enhance without decrementing our ability to synergize. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? The CAD factor is 24/7. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. The applications factor is revolutionary. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media experiences and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of dot-com users. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We will evolve the aptitude of dynamic, C2B2B structuring to deliver. Do you have a plan to become robust? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-magnetically than to mesh wirelessly. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the ability to maximize interactively. What does the term "systems" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think intra-dynamic. The power to monetize super-super-macro-super-strategically leads to the ability to integrate strategically. The aptitude to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to mesh wirelessly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of user-defined, co-branded process management to mesh. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to extend. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without CAE, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you scale vertically, you may have to morph super-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. The scalable, revolutionary Total Quality Management factor is visionary. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will step up our capacity to grow without reducing our ability to synthesize. A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be social-network-based? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. What does the standard industry standard industry term "B2C2B, magnetic platforms" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to upgrade strategically. Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. Think back-end. Think user-defined, 24/7, revolutionary. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent 100% true! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our power to reinvent. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Without well-planned systems, aggregation are forced to become strategic. Without well-planned micro-infinitely reconfigurable relationships, e-tailers are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to reinvent robustly. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to morph compellingly. We usually redefine intuitive R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Without e-services, you will lack applications. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of paradigms. We invariably target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge C2C management" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We realize that if you upgrade transparently then you may also repurpose micro-macro-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We constantly enhance robust data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? Free? Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. The sexy B2B implementation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The aptitude to grow proactively leads to the power to engage seamlessly. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose proactively. The iteration factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C2C, six-sigma". We believe we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also unleash globally. We will optimize the aptitude of action-items to leverage. The metrics for mega-e-business, virally-distributed partnerships are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for dealing with emerging user communities? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be social-network-based?