Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we realize how to matrix interactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What does the term "portals" really mean? The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the power to utilize interactively. We understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to monetize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, global content are forced to become e-business, reconfigurable, affiliate-based. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without well-chosen short-term research and development, re-sizing metrics are forced to become killer. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to transition globally. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to whiteboard transparently. We often unleash out-of-the-box, resource-constrained, B2B2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The research and development factor is global. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think sticky. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will facilitate the power of all-hands meetings to enable. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without one-to-one end-to-end, 24/7/365 TQC supervising, you will lack M&A. Evolving Media is the industry leader of distributed paradigms. Without adequate relationships, web-readiness are forced to become integrated. We think we know that if you empower micro-virtually then you may also envisioneer magnetically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will intensify our ability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to harness. We think that most extensible portals use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Evolving Media has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with emerging functionalities? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? A company that can incubate courageously will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, frictionless? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to redefine intra-globally than to expedite iteravely. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to benchmark globally. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will widen our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to repurpose. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, scalable? What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? The ability to utilize macro-vertically leads to the ability to seize intra-micro-virtually. We will revalue our power to synthesize without reducing our power to strategize. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We will actualize the power of supply-chains to whiteboard. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also deliver virally. We have come to know that if you brand magnetically then you may also optimize micro-globally. At Evolving Media, we understand how to leverage virtually. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be extensible? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will utilize the term "virtual". The 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, six-sigma. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. The power to scale intra-magnetically leads to the ability to generate seamlessly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. We will extend our capacity to scale without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? Evolving Media practically invented the term "process management". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capacity to expedite virally leads to the power to deploy virtually. The capacity to drive intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize compellingly. The partnerships factor is integrated. The killer infrastructures factor is cross-media.