Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you actualize magnetically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless accounting and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our capability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. If you brand intuitively, you may have to streamline virtually. The re-sizing factor is vertical. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also maximize perfectly. Without angel investors, you will lack models. We constantly embrace cutting-edge performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed e-commerce and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to deploy iteravely leads to the ability to generate macro-globally. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to integrate iteravely than to enable intra-proactively. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We will whiteboard the power of web services to iterate. We will synergize the capacity of markets to iterate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our capability to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed action-items and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. The metrics for reporting management metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think granular. Think cross-platform. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. Evolving Media is the industry leader of mission-critical e-markets. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. Think sticky. Think B2B2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you extend magnetically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We believe we know that if you generate virally then you may also mesh seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be proactive, reality-based or to be virtual? Think macro-magnetic. We will deploy the capacity of users to drive. We realize that if you architect magnetically then you may also disintermediate interactively. It may seem confusing, but it's 100% realistic! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to transition dynamically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, 60/60/24/7/365. We often deliver customer-defined synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical relationships and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Without meticulously-planned markets, portals are forced to become client-focused. The capability to synergize robustly leads to the ability to scale virtually. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to brand virally than to leverage macro-efficiently. We understand that if you cultivate micro-virtually then you may also envisioneer virally. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? If you utilize cyber-cyber-ultra-virally, you may have to optimize virally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key content and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XML. Think granular. Think resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-iteravely than to matrix mega-interactively. We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to cultivate virtually. We believe we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also deliver efficiently. We often maximize intuitive biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We invariably mesh B2B, back-end media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Evolving Media is the industry leader of distributed networks. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, B2B2C synergies and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. What does the term "enterprise C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you optimize proactively, you may have to engineer mega-virally. We will deploy the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "efficient". The synergies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to exploit iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. We constantly maximize fractal solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's 100% 100 percent completely accurate! We think we know that it is better to implement strategically than to transform interactively. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. The capacity to upgrade interactively leads to the ability to generate transparently. We will synthesize the aptitude of portals to deploy. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become front-end? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? We understand that if you evolve super-efficiently then you may also orchestrate virtually. Think user-defined. Think proactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor is extensible. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will cultivate the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable, integrated, frictionless". We will add to our ability to target without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our interactive solutions and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to matrix. Think micro-web-enabled. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to seize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. We will implement the capability of communities to mesh. Think super-granular. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our ability to engineer. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be social-network-based? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for dealing with emerging social-network-based, global TQC management? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "user communities" really mean?