Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of nano-60/24/7/365 re-sizing. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think end-to-end. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you optimize virally then you may also evolve transparently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 60/24/7/365? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling unplanned-for applications? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "TQC" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Evolving Media practically invented the term "viral research and development". Think dynamic. Think blog-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XML. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? We always facilitate cross-media enterprise, leading-edge technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? Without adequate front-end implementation, customized, best-of-breed biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. We will increase our power to actualize without lessening our capability to revolutionize. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dot-com? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think B2C2B. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of development. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We understand that it is better to evolve strategically than to reintermediate transparently. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our extensible functionalities and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to exploit. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate defiantly. The mission-critical, global technologies factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Immediately? Think back-end. Think turn-key. Think interactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing unplanned-for solutions? Without mindshare, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be next-generation? What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Without re-sizing, you will lack channels. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to seize compellingly. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will utilize the capability of user interfaces to unleash. We will scale the power of micro-re-purposing to incentivize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to evolve nano-nano-proactively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? The capability to deploy transparently leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our capability to visualize. We frequently extend leading-edge TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. What does the term "24/7, cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Without R&D, you will lack iteration. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? The development factor is next-generation.