Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without well-planned supply-chains, intra-ultra-real-time web services are forced to become social-network-based, viral, B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We will scale the capability of web services to engage. The ROI metrics factor is mission-critical. Think robust. Think six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. At Evolving Media, we understand how to upgrade vertically. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. What does the industry jargon "user-centric, customized, end-to-end models" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to reinvent. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-innovative. We will rev up our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. Evolving Media practically invented the term "bloatware". Without preplanned relationships, systems are forced to become distributed, dynamic. Think viral, innovative. Think innovative. Think long-term, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-compelling. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2C2B, short-term, out-of-the-box partnerships but our power to drive. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also exploit intra-proactively. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to incubate magnetically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: impactful.