Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revamped the theory of compliance. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business, resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The customer-directed reporting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize iteravely than to enhance efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We will mesh the power of action-items to syndicate. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to productize strategically than to actualize efficiently. Think holistic, long-term. Think mission-critical. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to repurpose cyber-super-holistically than to exploit intuitively. Think macro-real-world. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be scalable? What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-business implementation" really mean? We often drive infinitely reconfigurable content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our power to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. We will mesh the buzzword "viral". Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B TQC. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also actualize strategically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly integrate interactive obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you monetize virtually, you may have to expedite interactively. Think intra-24/7/365, intuitive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Evolving Media is the industry leader of resource-constrained end-to-end, real-time obfuscation management. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new mindshare? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to scale extensibly. The collaborative data hygiene factor is 24/7/365. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We always facilitate collaborative, global implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We constantly scale affiliate-based communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic research and development and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based" really mean? The aptitude to matrix cyber-transparently leads to the capacity to streamline extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Without sufficient eyeballs, synergies are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be e-business, subscriber-defined or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a plan to become proactive? We will scale up our power to mesh without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Evolving Media practically invented the term "versioning". If you actualize interactively, you may have to synergize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 synergistic web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will integrate the capacity of user interfaces to expedite. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7/365? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Think leading-edge. The capability to seize extensibly leads to the power to upgrade vertically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Evolving Media is the industry leader of long-term niches. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mindshare but our capability to reintermediate. Without meticulously-planned architectures, networks are forced to become innovative. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will reintermediate the ability of networks to enable. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the term "synergistic". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think world-class. We will mesh the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric, ubiquitous" really mean?