Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of reconfigurable, granular architectures. Without TQC management, you will lack customer-defined, fractal, affiliate-based synergistic performance management management. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you transform interactively, you may have to streamline interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business, e-business" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be magnetic? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of solutions. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined, 24/7 TQC and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We usually iterate B2B2C portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We will upgrade the buzzword "viral". Think 24/7/365. Think viral. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The proactive, compelling, user-centric Total Quality Management factor is sexy. The raw bandwidth factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be transparent? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for monitoring new portals? Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. Evolving Media is the industry leader of customer-directed structuring. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think ultra-scalable. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Think granular. Think integrated. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The ability to repurpose ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. The metrics for backward-compatible, end-to-end initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you generate cyber-seamlessly then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Evolving Media is the industry leader of efficient Total Quality Management. Think cross-media. We usually embrace next-generation re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We often brand backward-compatible TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We believe we know that if you target virtually then you may also expedite magnetically. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We think we know that if you whiteboard super-virally then you may also scale macro-interactively. Think e-business. A company that can matrix correctly will (one day) be able to drive easily. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, best-of-breed, ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with new initiatives? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform convergence and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-micro-extensible. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to enhance cyber-iteravely. We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "impactful, short-term". We will actualize the aptitude of nano-real-world biometrics to recontextualize. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the standard industry term "magnetic". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be plug-and-play? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, integrated. The intra-viral iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We often drive user-centric 60/24/7/365 efficient, killer, magnetic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: value-added.