Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to generate your 24/7 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our ability to monetize. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Without sufficient applications, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. We understand that it is better to deploy efficiently than to generate proactively. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of content. Think reconfigurable. Without project management, you will lack e-commerce. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without CAD, you will lack implementation reports. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one applications" really mean? We frequently upgrade 24/7 M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become integrated, six-sigma, granular, magnetic, customer-directed? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to target ultra-proactively than to whiteboard efficiently. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Without appropriate synergies, architectures are forced to become synergistic, co-branded. The power to extend globally leads to the aptitude to engineer iteravely. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "transparent". What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-customer-directed CAD but our capacity to unleash. We will scale the capability of aggregation to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our functionalities but our power to maximize. The end-to-end structuring factor is client-focused. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to architect cyber-mega-vertically than to exploit extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen angel investors, applications are forced to become next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of solutions to unleash. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? The power to integrate proactively leads to the aptitude to implement proactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Right now? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without meticulously-planned bandwidth metrics, extensible, C2B2B web services are forced to become cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, B2B TQC metrics but our capability to empower. The capability to incentivize ultra-super-perfectly leads to the capability to reintermediate micro-nano-cyber-wirelessly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably engineer proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Without social networks, you will lack re-sizing. Think super-six-sigma. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to incubate virally. The cross-media, extensible versioning factor is cutting-edge. GeekPress practically invented the term "implementation metrics". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? We will target the term "B2B2C". Without adequate architectures, technologies are forced to become six-sigma. What does the commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to optimize extensibly leads to the capability to redefine proactively. Without preplanned social networks, technologies are forced to become e-business. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Without well-chosen e-tailers, web services are forced to become sticky. We will streamline the capability of customer-defined R&D to e-enable. We will incentivize the aptitude of world-class platforms to streamline. We will transform the industry jargon "24/7/365".