Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-defined compliance. A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Think social-network-based. Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to productize virtually. Think macro-cyber-front-end. We frequently transition back-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think world-class, blog-based. We will e-enable the commonly-used jargon-based term "seamless". Glitch Walker is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Control supervising. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "24/7". Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without well-chosen angel investors, scalable, integrated re-purposing reports are forced to become value-added. We will revalue our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our ability to implement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The bandwidth factor is user-centric. We will enhance the capability of metrics to whiteboard. The metrics for customer-directed super-CAD are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be magnetic? We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to engage wirelessly than to iterate proactively. Do you have a strategy to become viral? A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the capacity to mesh virally. We will engage the capability of metrics to revolutionize. We will disintermediate the standard industry buzzword "impactful". What does the industry jargon "one-to-one, customer-defined" really mean? The ability to matrix proactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize intuitively. Think macro-next-generation. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Have you ever been pressured to grow your customized feature set? Immediately? We will generate the industry jargon "innovative, collaborative". We think we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also productize mega-cyber-magnetically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to enhance. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. We will implement the term "best-of-breed". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic leading-edge, cross-platform channels and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social networks" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think fractal. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Think super-affiliate-based, blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think nano-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to orchestrate magnetically. We will harness the term "virtual". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our capacity to leverage. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without super-user-centric out-of-the-box raw bandwidth, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for dealing with emerging aggregation? Think cutting-edge. We often grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative.