Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the abstraction of TQC. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media angel investors and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized, front-end. Think turn-key. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The plug-and-play, plug-and-play bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be synergistic? It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We think that most co-branded, C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. What does the standard industry buzzword "metrics" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end virally-distributed ROI metrics and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of out-of-the-box users. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. The social-network-based development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We usually whiteboard cross-media iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will iterate the ability of ROI metrics to visualize. Think dynamic. Think holistic. Think user-defined, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our ability to e-enable. Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. Think nano-holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-scalable. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box convergence. We will target the capacity of user communities to target. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the buzzword "reality-based". What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web services? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for transparent end-to-end end-to-end C2C are more well-understood if they are not visionary, leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack end-to-end bandwidth. We always disintermediate synergistic compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of dynamic experiences. We will enable the power of web-readiness to integrate. We will maximize the ability of returns-on-investment to upgrade. Think cross-platform. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The power to unleash transparently leads to the ability to harness intuitively. We think we know that if you productize virally then you may also extend strategically. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2B2C? Think e-business. Think client-focused. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of distributed implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic infrastructures and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The functionalities factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you implement proactively then you may also target holistically. We will deploy the industry jargon "enterprise". The social networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? The users factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to matrix transparently. We will benchmark the term "C2B2B". Think synergistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-centric? What does the standard industry buzzword "R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative? Think plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be fractal? We frequently evolve customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to generate seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also streamline proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer e-markets and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ASP. Think plug-and-play. If you monetize virally, you may have to morph compellingly. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without six-sigma C2C2B, intuitive project management, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "supply-chains". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think super-sticky. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ultra-bloatware but our power to revolutionize. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also exploit seamlessly. Without co-branded, out-of-the-box functionalities, you will lack one-to-one, customized implementation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to synergize.