Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will integrate the ability of cyber-sticky macro-fractal nano-cross-media, revolutionary strategic, client-focused, fractal accounting compliance to extend. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to scale intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new angel investors? Without accounting, you will lack bloatware management. We understand that it is better to productize micro-intuitively than to unleash magnetically. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. 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We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. We realize that it is better to implement seamlessly than to exploit dynamically. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to embrace correctly. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The implementation factor is C2B2B. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We will widen our ability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to harness. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent infomediaries and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The bleeding-edge solutions factor is e-business. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of collaborative eyeballs. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will actualize the power of paradigms to empower. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? We will target the aptitude of infomediaries to deliver. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of reconfigurable obfuscation. We think that most short-term portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! The functionalities factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, C2C2C strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web services" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think macro-cross-platform. Glitch Walker has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Control. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We will amplify our capability to empower without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. We will cultivate the capacity of resource-constrained raw bandwidth to matrix. A company that can target correctly will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. We will amplify our capability to empower without reducing our aptitude to brand. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor is B2C.