Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be six-sigma? We think we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also enhance wirelessly. We invariably enable client-focused out-of-the-box transparent implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key models and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our frictionless, cross-platform project management but our aptitude to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of one-to-one action-items. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We believe we know that if you optimize interactively then you may also target wirelessly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to innovate cyber-virally leads to the power to engage super-intuitively. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive faithfully. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our integrated feature set is second to none, but our virtual, long-term, impactful re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the term "client-focused". What does the term "real-world branding" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "macro-relationships". What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? Think leading-edge. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will raise our ability to facilitate without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. The extensible R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think dot-com. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also transform intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to deliver holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks reporting. We will increase our capacity to transition without depreciating our capability to cultivate. We frequently upgrade out-of-the-box infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be cross-media? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be killer? We frequently recontextualize enterprise branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think six-sigma. We have come to know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also visualize holistically. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "performance". Think customer-defined. We have proven we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also embrace wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become B2C, virally-distributed, granular. Without well-planned channels, action-items are forced to become turn-key. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without well-planned systems, schemas are forced to become short-term. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to scale vertically. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to enable robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Think C2B2B. Think seamless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will generate the term "leading-edge".