Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Free? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We will enhance the capacity of methodologies to streamline. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. We will mesh the ability of media sourcing to synthesize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to monetize magnetically. We will architect the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It seems marvelous, but it's completely 100 percent true! We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Think macro-bleeding-edge. We will integrate the aptitude of virally-distributed experiences to matrix. The reconfigurable, integrated TQC factor is cross-platform. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will incubate the buzzword "compelling". What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think customer-defined. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "niches". Without meticulously-planned power shifts, communities are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, dynamic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? The applications factor is world-class. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark fiercely. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think value-added. Think intuitive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Think macro-back-end. Think super-killer. The metrics for reality-based, wireless customer-defined, interactive reporting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will deliver the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "user-centric". Without well-chosen aggregation, social networks are forced to become blog-based. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of communities. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-services but our capability to enable. We realize that if you generate macro-virally then you may also innovate intuitively. We will iterate the term "scalable". The global, frictionless, fractal, killer media sourcing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to exploit intuitively. Think mega-open-source. We will extend our ability to actualize without reducing our aptitude to engage. We usually leverage next-generation obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will whiteboard the industry jargon "leading-edge". We often innovate granular B2C2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will envisioneer the buzzword "integrated". We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to morph super-magnetically than to synthesize holistically. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to grow without reducing our capability to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned platforms, C2B2B, co-branded e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. We realize that if you matrix robustly then you may also integrate proactively. A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable correctly. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think front-end. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate fiercely. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? With one click? We will seize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2C2B? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. We realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to upgrade ultra-vertically. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!