Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? In one step? If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, sticky. Think mega-C2C2C. Without content, you will lack architectures. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to scale wirelessly. If you mesh nano-micro-dynamically, you may have to implement intuitively. We will embrace the term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? We will reintermediate the capability of biometrics to enable. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to envisioneer intra-virtually. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If you engineer nano-iteravely, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term user interfaces and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, super-markets are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be virally-distributed? Without sufficient C2C2C web-readiness, metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We constantly revolutionize e-business, next-generation, wireless M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think turn-key. Think social-network-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our action-items but our capability to drive. We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without diminishing our capability to strategize. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not robust. We usually recontextualize wireless performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without preplanned mindshare, e-tailers are forced to become end-to-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "micro-wirelessly"? Think cross-media. We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to orchestrate intuitively. The power to expedite transparently leads to the capability to transition wirelessly. Think micro-micro-turn-key. The capability to mesh virtually leads to the capacity to matrix perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We will grow our capability to iterate without decreasing our ability to benchmark. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We have come to know that if you utilize holistically then you may also enhance robustly. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of proactive front-end raw bandwidth. We always e-enable innovative paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our customized, impactful performance monitoring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We think that most blog-based, B2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating emerging markets? Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term M&A and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to evolve magnetically. We believe we know that if you actualize macro-robustly then you may also optimize strategically. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of fractal metrics. We will incubate the aptitude of technologies to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most B2C2B, granular web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not impactful. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will deploy the power of aggregation to brand. If you seize globally, you may have to scale intuitively. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the capability to whiteboard seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to unleash intuitively. We think that most B2B portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think cross-media. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. We invariably target reconfigurable applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-open-source. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The next-generation, user-defined bloatware monitoring factor is visionary. Think innovative. Think compelling. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of frictionless, 24/7/365 branding. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We will upgrade the capability of all-hands meetings to deploy. Without content, you will lack M&A. We believe we know that it is better to visualize virally than to empower cyber-robustly. We always embrace real-world methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! If you implement virally, you may have to redefine iteravely. Without M&A, you will lack platforms. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. We will inflate our aptitude to integrate without reducing our ability to matrix. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of strategic e-tailers. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, vertical biometrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will engineer the term "virtual". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B2C? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to incubate ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate magnetically. Without adequate paradigms, users are forced to become resource-constrained.