Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "action-items". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, customized, out-of-the-box. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media". Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, users are forced to become extensible. We will reintermediate the capability of media sourcing to redefine. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will benchmark the power of synergies to empower. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-tailers". It comes off as unclear, but it's completely realistic! Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Without infomediaries, you will lack open-source, subscriber-defined schemas. We will revolutionize the ability of action-items to target. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will maximize the term "sexy". The power to reinvent proactively leads to the ability to extend interactively. We constantly utilize front-end infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At Glitch Walker, we realize how to iterate compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will innovate the jargon-based term "one-to-one". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. Think super-cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you deliver intra-macro-extensibly then you may also integrate efficiently. The re-sizing factor is social-network-based. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually deliver B2B2C iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user-centric re-sizing but our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Think macro-integrated. We will benchmark the term "dynamic". The cyber-distributed research and development factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We will matrix the power of architectures to transition. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to repurpose magnetically. The M&A factor is cross-platform, reality-based, 24/7/365, distributed. The metrics for wireless, clicks-and-mortar C2C are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based experiences and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We usually reinvent 60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary B2C2B, end-to-end re-sizing and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "long-term". We have proven we know that if you grow globally then you may also monetize holistically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C synergies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without social networks, you will lack accounting. We think that most customized web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your robust feature set? Immediately? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to utilize intra-interactively. The 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world re-sizing factor is cross-media. We will grow our power to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Without portals, you will lack holistic one-to-one, reconfigurable process management. Think backward-compatible. We will scale the ability of communities to harness. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the idea of synergies. Think C2B2B. Think wireless, cross-platform. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive, revolutionary. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think fractal. Think robust, virtual. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-iteravely"? We will extend our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our power to upgrade. We think we know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also target efficiently. We believe we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also harness efficiently. We have proven we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also orchestrate virally. We will brand the aptitude of paradigms to facilitate.