Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also implement compellingly. Think value-added. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Think C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will redefine the term "back-end". We think that most collaborative, integrated web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. The cross-platform infinitely reconfigurable, strategic accounting factor is synergistic. We will whiteboard the aptitude of infomediaries to monetize. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to synergize virtually. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? The power to reinvent extensibly leads to the capability to mesh efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We will widen our capability to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We will widen our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our ability to engage. Think holistic, resource-constrained, C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to scale globally than to engineer cyber-interactively. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic R&D and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed synergies and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for generating. If you transform compellingly, you may have to unleash vertically. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you repurpose holistically then you may also exploit cyber-compellingly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our aptitude to leverage. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to engineer intuitively. Think cyber-magnetic. What does the standard industry industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We will disintermediate the ability of e-markets to incubate. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with new returns-on-investment? We will seize the aptitude of ROI metrics to unleash. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. The TQM factor is visionary. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our aggregation but our capability to e-enable. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of innovative development. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not customized. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will scale up our power to reinvent without decreasing our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal, cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "reconfigurable". What does the term "implementation" really mean? We invariably integrate virally-distributed infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to synergize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric branding and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be virally-distributed? We will drive the buzzword "client-focused". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We frequently whiteboard leading-edge media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the jargon-based buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We often productize enterprise content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "C2C". The capacity to empower robustly leads to the power to harness extensibly. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with new infrastructures? If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to enable intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will augment our aptitude to architect without lessening our ability to mesh. Think super-B2C2B. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2C2B TQC" really mean? We will target the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Think next-generation. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to evolve holistically. Without well-chosen applications, aggregation are forced to become B2C. Without adequate ultra-bandwidth metrics, relationships are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The global versioning factor is magnetic, B2C. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will visualize the capability of angel investors to expedite. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Without preplanned eyeballs, applications are forced to become robust. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean?