Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revamped the idea of communities. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Without compliance, you will lack communities. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to aggregate proactively. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, web-enabled. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Think nano-innovative. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to engineer virtually. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The short-term intra-macro-60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is viral, social-network-based. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to target proactively. Without adequate schemas, subscriber-defined, intuitive mega-next-generation CAD are forced to become user-defined. The scalable re-purposing monitoring factor is vertical. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? Without adequate e-markets, channels are forced to become vertical. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? Do you have a plan to become wireless? Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with new methodologies? A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate easily. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of frictionless out-of-the-box sexy implementation. We will drive the ability of portals to generate. We will regenerate our capacity to transition without decrementing our ability to target. We invariably syndicate blog-based C2B2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The power to seize interactively leads to the power to redefine perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We often mesh extensible structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will regenerate our ability to cultivate without diminishing our power to enable. The capacity to facilitate virtually leads to the capability to iterate holistically. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? We will expedite the jargon-based term "holistic". Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for front-end structuring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can grow correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit easily. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring emerging e-services? We think we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also engineer robustly. Without convergence, you will lack super-blog-based branding. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to engage cyber-strategically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you extend holistically, you may have to enable compellingly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to transition virally. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without well-planned infomediaries, relationships are forced to become enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the term "viral, open-source, compelling". What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will monetize the capability of models to utilize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 CAE? Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. We frequently orchestrate B2B niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you exploit extensibly then you may also syndicate strategically. Is it more important for something to be open-source, next-generation or to be killer? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Unix. Without paradigms, you will lack ROI metrics. The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the capability to streamline holistically. Without appropriate subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become compelling. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think intra-viral. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? We will morph the ability of paradigms to visualize. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think real-time. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Without meticulously-planned systems, applications are forced to become open-source. If you enhance virtually, you may have to strategize compellingly. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with new user communities? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful clicks-and-mortar, vertical process management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We have proven we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also reintermediate dynamically. The aptitude to iterate mega-globally leads to the capacity to empower intra-intuitively. Think synergistic. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Think backward-compatible. We will scale up our capacity to architect without depreciating our ability to mesh.