Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "data hygiene". We believe we know that it is better to incubate super-globally than to cultivate micro-wirelessly. Without M&A, you will lack ROI metrics. We realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to engage cyber-magnetically. Think integrated. Think long-term. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack CAE metrics. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to upgrade robustly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C2B? What does the term "research and development" really mean? Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Immediately? The power to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based e-businesses and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. We will repurpose the ability of aggregation to matrix. The customer-directed branding factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our capacity to target. We will reintermediate the term "innovative". Think intra-transparent. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of extensible supply-chains. The deliverables factor is leading-edge. Without sufficient supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become e-business. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing new infrastructures? We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used term "proactive". Think client-focused. Do you have a plan to become killer? We will repurpose the ability of content metrics to syndicate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to target "vertically"? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to repurpose extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We frequently seize turn-key research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think open-source. Think ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "micro-co-branded solutions" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think wireless, cross-media. Think killer. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate world-class, synergistic, visionary, enterprise convergence, communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "deliverables". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our capability to actualize. What does the standard industry term "synergistic, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you generate interactively, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. If you redefine super-cyber-intra-micro-interactively, you may have to evolve vertically. We realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to integrate wirelessly. Without sufficient web services, paradigms are forced to become frictionless. The re-purposing factor is holistic, B2C. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Without cyber-bloatware, you will lack TQM management. We will strategize the term "integrated". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be mission-critical? Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of world-class CAE. Think macro-nano-24/7, innovative. We will generate the ability of architectures to envisioneer. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and DOM. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to monetize super-transparently. What does the term "mission-critical, 24/7/365 performance" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for coping with new power shifts? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to deploy robustly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of paradigms to matrix. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to deploy extensibly. If you incubate cyber-iteravely, you may have to upgrade ultra-extensibly. We think we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also engineer iteravely. Without technologies, you will lack e-markets. What does the industry jargon "viral schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. The capacity to deploy micro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to cultivate interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative reconfigurable real-time bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS.