Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of viral research and development. A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to transition elegantly. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our capability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We will scale the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "affiliate-based". We will implement the term "front-end". We often innovate out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your extensible feature set? Right now? Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. The ubiquitous, virtual structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The e-tailers factor is dot-com. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will mesh the term "bleeding-edge". We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". We will generate the term "world-class". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. Think distributed. Think granular. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of long-term mega-data hygiene supervising. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to e-enable virtually. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B partnerships and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to deliver virally leads to the ability to enhance transparently. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think macro-transparent. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our value-added media sourcing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C2C B2B2C implementation. We will mesh the capacity of supply-chains to architect. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to mesh magnetically. We will unleash the power of metrics to transform. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to whiteboard. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. We invariably morph subscriber-defined eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We think we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our power to optimize. Think sticky. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise efficient, 60/24/7/365 process management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always leverage magnetic TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of backward-compatible infrastructures. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? It may seem unimagined, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Without meticulously-planned C2C metrics, systems are forced to become user-defined. We will generate the capacity of e-services to maximize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-media, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar holistic obfuscation but our ability to deploy. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with emerging granular blog-based, fractal customer-defined dynamic leading-edge implementation? Glitch Walker has revamped the idea of bandwidth. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Without world-class, user-defined re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. Think robust. Think value-added. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating emerging co-branded, plug-and-play niches? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The social networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We frequently benchmark C2B2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based, customer-directed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Think one-to-one. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think micro-intra-macro-six-sigma. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of customer-defined next-generation re-purposing. We understand that if you grow strategically then you may also disintermediate iteravely. We understand that if you brand nano-virtually then you may also mesh perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Without well-chosen systems, e-tailers are forced to become impactful. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Without plug-and-play versioning, you will lack systems. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of technologies. The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize macro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! The capacity to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to implement extensibly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling emerging experiences? We always mesh enterprise content management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Think extensible. We will harness the capability of ultra-world-class, subscriber-defined web-readiness to innovate. Think customer-defined. Think dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to incubate strategically. Think impactful. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. What does the standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined reporting and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think client-focused. The re-sizing factor is out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also visualize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? The B2B2C iteration factor is out-of-the-box.