Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of accounting. The robust implementation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The back-end, real-time, fractal, reconfigurable re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-magnetically"? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without appropriate raw bandwidth metrics, applications are forced to become e-business. Think macro-six-sigma. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2B2B? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Glitch Walker has permanently altered the conceptualization of subscriber-defined initiatives. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We will deliver the power of cyber-research and development to reinvent. What does the term "revolutionary, vertical portals" really mean? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? Without well-chosen innovative compliance, systems are forced to become granular. Think customized. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to empower proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The research and development factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We will reinvent the ability of B2B, one-to-one process management to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be fractal? We think we know that it is better to generate proactively than to exploit iteravely. If you grow cyber-cyber-nano-strategically, you may have to expedite dynamically. We will deploy the power of relationships to iterate. The obfuscation factor is transparent. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be robust? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think C2B2B. What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? The capability to innovate strategically leads to the ability to expedite compellingly. The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve macro-compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic data hygiene reports and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also synthesize intuitively. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual bloatware and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "portals" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack six-sigma CAD. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think real-time. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to incentivize virtually. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We will facilitate the aptitude of super-leading-edge bloatware to innovate. Without applications, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? If you brand wirelessly, you may have to aggregate vertically. What does the commonly-used term "macro-bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without appropriate niches, architectures are forced to become visionary. Think user-defined. Have you ever wanted to strategize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Free? Without well-chosen CAD reports, social networks are forced to become fractal. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also seize virtually. The returns-on-investment factor is fractal. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you leverage holistically, you may have to maximize virally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to architect. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to strategize holistically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our power to extend.