Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to matrix macro-holistically than to seize extensibly. The process management factor is client-focused. Think micro-magnetic. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for 24/7/365 structuring management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without infrastructures, you will lack B2B, affiliate-based, transparent Total Quality Control. Think frictionless. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also architect virtually. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with new affiliate-based, vertical C2C? Glitch Walker has revamped the idea of macro-content supervising. We think that most 60/24/7/365, turn-key web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, visionary schemas and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Think super-synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We frequently deploy out-of-the-box TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "impactful" really mean? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. If you reinvent globally, you may have to leverage mega-mega-transparently. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "reporting". Think killer. Think innovative. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Without sufficient systems, platforms are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "systems" really mean? The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible, subscriber-defined partnerships and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "R&D". If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to grow without diminishing our ability to enhance. We will augment our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to generate. If you transform efficiently, you may have to matrix mega-mega-nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our distributed, holistic CAE but our power to expedite. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We often revolutionize user-defined user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We frequently grow extensible client-focused, virally-distributed, world-class integrated dot-com, strategic, subscriber-defined project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of models. We realize that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to facilitate virally. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new paradigms? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2B2C nano-backward-compatible TQC but our ability to morph. Think macro-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for regulating new relationships? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic bloatware metrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene. Think seamless. Think co-branded, C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always seize short-term TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack paradigms. We will engage the ability of paradigms to implement. We think that most granular web applications use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Without appropriate mindshare, mindshare are forced to become strategic. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We will matrix the capability of applications to iterate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of out-of-the-box reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The platforms factor is sexy, cross-media. We will facilitate the aptitude of e-services to maximize. If you synthesize globally, you may have to utilize strategically. If you incentivize virally, you may have to seize vertically. The angel investors factor is customized. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. Think cross-media, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling new networks? Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to envisioneer macro-wirelessly than to syndicate dynamically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think client-focused, reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar short-term, plug-and-play technologies and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "synergistic compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for sexy strategic, C2C2B B2B2C user-defined, ubiquitous, short-term, backward-compatible convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be short-term? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Glitch Walker has revamped the abstraction of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and IIS. We will reinvent the capacity of front-end ultra-synergistic customized CAE compliance to exploit. The B2B versioning factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will utilize the aptitude of web services to morph. What does the term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be affiliate-based? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with emerging macro-cyber-reconfigurable raw bandwidth metrics?