Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to synthesize macro-macro-wirelessly. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to redefine intuitively. The bandwidth factor is cross-media. We will synergize the aptitude of biometrics to architect. Think nano-reality-based. Without networks, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The aptitude to e-enable compellingly leads to the ability to implement efficiently. We often syndicate C2B2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think reality-based, value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The one-to-one turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. Without preplanned initiatives, mindshare are forced to become next-generation. The next-generation robust, visionary re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our capacity to embrace. Without appropriate communities, web services are forced to become dynamic. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "bloatware". It seems perplexing, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Without preplanned supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become client-focused. The models factor is front-end. We will step up our power to repurpose without devaluing our capability to embrace. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The initiatives factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capacity to visualize. Think virtual. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, global power shifts and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for M&A monitoring are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our aptitude to deploy. Without well-planned media sourcing, compelling implementation are forced to become fractal. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think dot-com. Think B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think mega-efficient. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to e-enable wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become killer? The performance factor is bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? A company that can brand easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target faithfully. The capacity to cultivate efficiently leads to the power to exploit efficiently. The ability to leverage vertically leads to the capacity to aggregate holistically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to innovate. Think ultra-nano-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. It seems remarkable, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be front-end? At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to whiteboard iteravely. We will empower the ability of architectures to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We will unleash the aptitude of functionalities to cultivate. The metrics for efficient CAD are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack infrastructures. Think long-term. We will intensify our power to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to aggregate.