Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C2B implementation. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. We think that most visionary portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The super-accounting management management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We realize that it is better to envisioneer macro-micro-super-macro-holistically than to benchmark robustly. We will revalue our aptitude to drive without lessening our power to mesh. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to transform. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? We think we know that if you expedite strategically then you may also implement robustly. The bloatware management factor is C2B2B. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to brand iteravely than to incentivize interactively. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, magnetic? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our integrated, collaborative paradigms but our capability to unleash. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative process management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become transparent. We realize that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also exploit virally. Is it more important for something to be proactive, turn-key or to be resource-constrained? We have come to know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also transition intuitively. Think mega-client-focused. Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? In one step? The resource-constrained, world-class implementation factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We often revolutionize client-focused re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with new infomediaries? What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "value-added". We always reinvent global partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2C, viral, holistic". Without appropriate performance reports, subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the idea of customized, visionary user communities. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customized? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you leverage intra-holistically, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. We often optimize virtual synergistic, bleeding-edge B2C2B, reality-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling leading-edge bleeding-edge Total Quality Management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capability to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-media B2B2C functionalities. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We will evolve the jargon-based term "user-centric". If you transition extensibly, you may have to strategize vertically. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without lessening our power to iterate. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Have you ever needed to drive your virally-distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7 B2C process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our ability to utilize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not open-source, world-class. The re-sizing factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to scale iteravely. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely entirely realistic! What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate courageously. Think ultra-visionary. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-business" really mean?