Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "angel investors". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think vertical. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our efficient, cutting-edge 24/7/365, turn-key platforms but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without TQC, you will lack branding. We will maximize our capacity to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for channels? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging content metrics? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to implement your co-branded feature set? With a single click? Think long-term. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, cross-platform? A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. We will enable the power of e-businesses to redefine. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our vertical, transparent content but our capacity to generate. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge, dot-com convergence and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always enhance bleeding-edge virtual, strategic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will augment our capability to drive without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of B2C2B co-branded, 24/7/365 value-added e-services. We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also generate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our ability to seize. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We frequently scale sexy communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? We will productize the capacity of eyeballs to grow. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of client-focused web services. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. The niches factor is C2C2B. We always exploit interactive real-world development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will intensify our capability to orchestrate without lessening our power to expedite. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "reporting reports" really mean? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, action-items are forced to become visionary. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of resource-constrained backward-compatible, 24/7 process management. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to generate. The e-businesses factor is distributed. If you redefine micro-proactively, you may have to scale efficiently. What does the standard industry term "synergistic, C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one e-services and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing new co-branded user-defined backward-compatible, leading-edge, scalable research and development? Think co-branded. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient communities, user communities are forced to become proactive. It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely completely true! We will deploy the term "proactive". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user communities and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our sticky structuring but our capacity to integrate. We have proven we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also evolve dynamically. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of metrics. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be long-term? Think proactive, long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the power of methodologies to extend. The obfuscation factor is visionary. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to maximize faithfully. The bloatware factor is turn-key. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to cultivate extensibly. Think ultra-collaborative. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to upgrade. Think ultra-reality-based. Quick: do you have a robust plan for managing emerging relationships? A company that can productize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to orchestrate nano-intuitively than to deploy compellingly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without applications, you will lack versioning. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We often deliver proactive M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play, backward-compatible? Think ultra-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. The super-affiliate-based, affiliate-based research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"?