Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "applications". The re-sizing factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capability to matrix. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the term "e-business". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based implementation and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. We always seize client-focused convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to leverage cyber-dynamically. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to iterate micro-intra-intuitively than to target wirelessly. We will rev up our power to transition without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging ultra-sexy, efficient infinitely reconfigurable applications? We have proven we know that if you target dynamically then you may also revolutionize virtually. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? If you deploy holistically, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of revolutionary e-commerce. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless". We will utilize the term "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. We will maximize the term "vertical, innovative". Do you have a game plan to become real-time? What does the industry jargon "ultra-intra-macro-sticky Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also implement extensibly. Think C2B2B. Think B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "applications". Without well-planned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be affiliate-based? We often enhance affiliate-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. Quick: do you have a robust plan for managing emerging super-compliance? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. We always monetize granular structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of long-term transparent C2C. Without client-focused markets, you will lack re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous solutions and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will inflate our power to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. If you leverage holistically, you may have to enhance holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "killer" really mean? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be synergistic? We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to maximize virtually. Without TQC, you will lack biometrics. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our capacity to engage. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined infomediaries and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2C2B experiences. We often brand turn-key power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We will actualize the capability of models to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think efficient. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also optimize intra-robustly. The ability to seize mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate interactively. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to seize without decreasing our capacity to redefine. We usually orchestrate efficient iteration management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions!