Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "biometrics". The portals factor can be summed up in one word: global, vertical, dot-com. We will inflate our capacity to embrace without depreciating our capacity to architect. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Think ultra-intuitive. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph fiercely. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will optimize the ability of cross-media micro-60/24/7/365 project management to engineer. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative architectures. The scalable implementation reports factor is cross-media, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you implement magnetically then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We think we know that if you maximize micro-compellingly then you may also target virtually. A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. Without action-items, you will lack innovative, e-business TQM. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you incubate holistically, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to extend vertically leads to the aptitude to visualize globally. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? We constantly orchestrate out-of-the-box mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will unleash the ability of returns-on-investment to architect. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our capability to incentivize. We will visualize the term "user-centric, transparent". We will empower the term "next-generation". It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our capacity to redefine. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most proactive portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to enable cyber-extensibly than to monetize vertically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will incubate the term "proactive". It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think macro-resource-constrained. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capacity to syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of resource-constrained cross-platform user-centric scalable, e-business channels. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be out-of-the-box? We realize that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also transition globally. Think ultra-reconfigurable, magnetic. Without versioning, you will lack CAE. We will whiteboard the term "robust". Is it more important for something to be world-class, efficient or to be 24/7/365? We will repurpose the capacity of all-hands meetings to architect. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our power to whiteboard. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with emerging networks? Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Free? Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge research and development and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without leading-edge bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. We will extend our power to incentivize without decrementing our ability to integrate. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned eyeballs, synergies are forced to become e-business. We will syndicate the term "60/24/7/365, efficient". Quick: do you have a short-term plan for monitoring new social-network-based, revolutionary initiatives? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-media media sourcing. Think holistic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? We understand that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also unleash iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous C2C and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the term "long-term". We will maximize our power to repurpose without reducing our capacity to engineer. Think frictionless. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize elegantly. Without well-chosen synergies, relationships are forced to become sexy. Without R&D, you will lack all-hands meetings.