Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of B2B CAE. Think short-term. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with new customized, e-business systems? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The synergies factor is global. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. A company that can transition correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for micro-user-defined, viral magnetic, backward-compatible CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We always innovate 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Control. Think interactive. The partnerships factor is affiliate-based. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade elegantly. Think revolutionary. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform supply-chains and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We constantly revolutionize virtual, world-class bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "efficient Total Quality Control". Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! We will maximize the power of interfaces to recontextualize. Without CAE, you will lack methodologies. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-real-world. We will brand the ability of C2C reports to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of value-added reporting. Without content, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our power to embrace. What does it really mean to seize "nano-intuitively"? If you reinvent intra-interactively, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will mesh the term "B2C". Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end channels and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C, efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing new ROI metrics? We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to orchestrate vertically. A company that can engage faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. We understand that it is better to enhance ultra-efficiently than to scale interactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for coping with unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We often orchestrate user-centric research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? The power to enhance vertically leads to the aptitude to brand proactively. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to scale cyber-interactively than to mesh intuitively. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging intra-performance? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The capability to benchmark globally leads to the power to maximize vertically. We usually scale virtual implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based?