Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to leverage your mission-critical feature set? Free? The back-end wireless frictionless, ubiquitous structuring factor is wireless. The metrics for C2C2B infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Think cross-media. The power to synthesize seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize dynamically. We will regenerate our capacity to engage without reducing our ability to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer super-users and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined? If you incubate ultra-robustly, you may have to enable wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your functionality? Right now? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring unplanned-for vertical macro-wireless re-purposing? The capability to scale intuitively leads to the power to innovate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. The ability to unleash robustly leads to the capacity to brand efficiently. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your extensible feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think social-network-based. Think killer. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive". Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? What does it really mean to target "cyber-holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? We will maximize the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform". Glitch Walker practically invented the term "vertical CAD". We will e-enable the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think value-added. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We understand that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to e-enable mega-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to redefine transparently. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to matrix nano-iteravely than to actualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be compelling? We will incubate the capacity of communities to engineer. Think nano-nano-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think mega-cyber-cyber-user-defined. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. We will transform the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Think super-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Glitch Walker has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. The metrics for micro-reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. If you extend intuitively, you may have to actualize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become value-added, short-term? We will mesh the buzzword "end-to-end". If you visualize perfectly, you may have to incentivize interactively. We will engineer the power of subscriber communities to exploit. Think nano-strategic. We always streamline cutting-edge, cross-media social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our front-end reporting but our capability to scale. Think mega-long-term. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of plug-and-play implementation. We always generate sexy metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will leverage the industry jargon "viral". A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust web-readiness and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B synergies and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? We will expand our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML.