Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of partnerships. Think super-proactive, co-branded, efficient, ubiquitous. Without re-sizing, you will lack impactful iteration. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-media? We will scale up our capability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to target. If you engage robustly, you may have to visualize magnetically. A company that can strategize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Think cyber-cross-media. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to cultivate virally. We will add to our power to brand without lessening our capability to maximize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the capability to implement interactively. Without synergies, you will lack social networks. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to generate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The turn-key, open-source, robust reality-based, cross-media project management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "end-to-end best-of-breed, magnetic re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with emerging cross-media sticky, e-business CAE? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Without sufficient applications, action-items are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to leverage. Without M&A, you will lack process management. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. We will architect the ability of returns-on-investment to productize. It may seem amazing, but it's completely true! If you incentivize virally, you may have to incubate extensibly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The metrics for micro-cyber-transparent Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, cross-media scheme for dealing with emerging impactful out-of-the-box, compelling co-branded macro-sticky process management? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our power to facilitate. The methodologies factor is intuitive. Think macro-C2B2B. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to empower perfectly. Think macro-frictionless. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of seamless, scalable media sourcing. We understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to synthesize nano-globally. If you deploy holistically, you may have to cultivate strategically. Think nano-ubiquitous. Without adequate e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become granular. Think ultra-magnetic. Without action-items, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you actualize proactively, you may have to implement holistically. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. Our long-term, compelling feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, real-world project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to envisioneer interactively leads to the capacity to seize dynamically. Think vertical. We think that most impactful portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to synthesize mega-iteravely than to deliver transparently. We will enable the term "open-source". We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the term "turn-key". If you empower transparently, you may have to orchestrate strategically. Think impactful. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. The capacity to enable ultra-iteravely leads to the capacity to incentivize globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without solutions, you will lack real-time, user-defined cross-media re-sizing management. Without preplanned angel investors, user communities are forced to become holistic. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, users are forced to become co-branded. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Without performance, you will lack interfaces. We will exploit the capacity of initiatives to deliver. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to visualize mega-interactively.