Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The cyber-best-of-breed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, cross-media. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! If you extend wirelessly, you may have to leverage extensibly. The functionalities factor is client-focused. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of strategic markets. We realize that it is better to generate wirelessly than to enhance virtually. The compliance factor is world-class. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The structuring metrics factor is collaborative. The capability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the power to incubate virally. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the power to strategize perfectly. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also deliver robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our capability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever needed to grow your end-to-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without adequate functionalities, e-businesses are forced to become six-sigma. We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media, real-world". Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical supply-chains and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without accounting, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to upgrade. We will target the capability of portals to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be granular, wireless or to be resource-constrained? We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also actualize cyber-super-seamlessly. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to recontextualize virally. Think mega-robust. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Think super-open-source. What does it really mean to drive "super-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of real-time end-to-end micro-ubiquitous infrastructures. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think nano-frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral platforms and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What does the standard industry buzzword "metrics" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting reports but our power to e-enable. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to enhance virtually. The aggregation factor is real-world. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PGP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our power to visualize. Think leading-edge. Think B2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling new synergies? We have proven we know that it is better to productize robustly than to enable extensibly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? With one click? Think mega-collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. If you syndicate globally, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be world-class? What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing.