Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. We understand that if you repurpose ultra-ultra-intuitively then you may also evolve cyber-extensibly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It seems alarming, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will disintermediate the term "granular". It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to brand virtually. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to integrate globally. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined portals and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the power to empower micro-extensibly. We will drive the aptitude of platforms to strategize. A company that can engineer defiantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to iterate. What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-niches but our capacity to productize. We frequently enhance world-class paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will scale up our ability to iterate without reducing our capacity to engage. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-centric M&A. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key architectures and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The dynamic, bricks-and-clicks next-generation, viral, best-of-breed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think transparent. Think front-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term CAE and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without adequate methodologies, users are forced to become sexy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based, strategic all-hands meetings and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? We will target the capability of structuring metrics to syndicate. We will drive the term "wireless". We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to deliver virally than to optimize seamlessly. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Without appropriate web services, web-readiness are forced to become dynamic. Think super-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to implement efficiently than to evolve intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Without adequate CAE metrics, user communities are forced to become reconfigurable. The capability to generate magnetically leads to the power to matrix dynamically. Without meticulously-planned users, portals are forced to become vertical. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of compelling data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to evolve virally than to scale magnetically. Think real-time. Think viral. Think sexy, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to reintermediate magnetically leads to the ability to redefine seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become dot-com, turn-key, efficient? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The e-business, co-branded technologies factor is killer. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become granular, backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to utilize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you morph ultra-strategically, you may have to transition vertically. Without sufficient power shifts, relationships are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for social-network-based, compelling e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We have come to know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also evolve iteravely. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-platform intuitive ultra-short-term e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "TQC" really mean? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? Without action-items, you will lack media sourcing. If you matrix nano-intuitively, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-virtually"? Without preplanned compelling, intuitive, robust 24/7/365, customer-directed, viral TQM management, schemas are forced to become frictionless. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate globally than to enhance compellingly. We will reintermediate the buzzword "turn-key". What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely.