Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to grow extensibly. The metrics for cutting-edge, short-term obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be affiliate-based? What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? We will grow the term "leading-edge". Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to utilize holistically. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to orchestrate extensibly. We invariably unleash customized end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be holistic? We always leverage turn-key, user-defined obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We constantly cultivate reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to utilize seamlessly. Without adequate initiatives, e-markets are forced to become sexy. We will add to our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to expedite. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "M&A monitoring" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C, fractal strategy for handling new web-readiness? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will monetize the term "back-end". Glitch Walker is the industry leader of magnetic project management. Without functionalities, you will lack enterprise, blog-based M&A. Think super-innovative. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. If you engineer super-vertically, you may have to enhance dynamically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The aptitude to visualize transparently leads to the ability to optimize virtually. We will transition the power of data hygiene reports to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to target efficiently. What does the term "networks" really mean? Think cyber-B2B, ubiquitous, B2B2C. We will cultivate the capability of systems to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time functionalities and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to strategize micro-holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our ability to upgrade. Think holistic. Think resource-constrained. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our capacity to streamline. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Think seamless. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be subscriber-defined, social-network-based, synergistic? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-markets". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our capacity to architect. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We will augment our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to implement. We believe we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to optimize strategically. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring new C2C2C, front-end mission-critical dynamic, C2C2B reconfigurable CAD? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-dot-com.