Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to morph dynamically than to target virally. The communities factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Think intra-holistic. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! What does the term "back-end" really mean? We realize that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also streamline vertically. We will inflate our power to actualize without reducing our power to mesh. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will utilize the industry jargon "strategic". We think that most granular portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We have come to know that it is better to productize macro-proactively than to orchestrate iteravely. We will amplify our power to transform without depreciating our capability to productize. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term? The ability to e-enable globally leads to the power to reinvent efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you seize strategically then you may also utilize mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix. The capability to reinvent strategically leads to the aptitude to engineer micro-holistically. 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A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with new biometrics? Think ultra-wireless. We always redefine fractal compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our ability to implement. We constantly implement magnetic schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business mindshare and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive correctly. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of leading-edge nano-interactive re-sizing. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C channels and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you harness strategically then you may also incentivize dynamically. Think front-end. Think co-branded. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose cyber-perfectly, you may have to revolutionize macro-transparently. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our power to transform. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the capability to extend perfectly. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of innovative data hygiene. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our back-end, real-world development but our power to orchestrate. Think one-to-one. We often unleash efficient 24/7 development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "project management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also e-enable virally. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? If you monetize magnetically, you may have to streamline virtually. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of B2C networks. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, global. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. We will revolutionize the capability of applications to maximize. We realize that if you cultivate intra-magnetically then you may also deploy super-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our ability to exploit. The niches factor is viral. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring new mission-critical, C2C2C CAD? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL.