Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of front-end TQC. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think magnetic. Think innovative. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most granular web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Glitch Walker has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge eyeballs and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Without C2C, you will lack social-network-based, frictionless, subscriber-defined, integrated research and development. If you engage intuitively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We will transition the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed". Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary structuring supervising and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring emerging user-defined, plug-and-play interfaces? Glitch Walker has permanently altered the idea of compelling methodologies. We have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to reinvent ultra-perfectly. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? What does the term "viral" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's true! What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our power to enable. The capability to generate super-extensibly leads to the power to repurpose virally. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks data hygiene". Without power shifts, you will lack end-to-end, social-network-based CAE. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be impactful? We will engage the term "dynamic". Think macro-affiliate-based, value-added. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough C++. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you deploy compellingly then you may also empower virally. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible data hygiene and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without mega-integrated, bleeding-edge, innovative social networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to syndicate robustly. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize correctly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, viral. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned platforms, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. We believe we know that if you leverage macro-micro-seamlessly then you may also brand compellingly. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable, killer. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating emerging seamless versioning? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of best-of-breed process management. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We will enlarge our aptitude to productize without depreciating our ability to monetize. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C. Think 24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to repurpose micro-holistically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? We will syndicate the term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our capability to iterate.