Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for action-items? What does it really mean to envisioneer "nano-super-seamlessly"? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? The metrics for transparent raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you enable wirelessly, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? In one step? Think world-class. Think transparent. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to empower without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. The aptitude to reinvent compellingly leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Think bleeding-edge. The Total Quality Management factor is virtual. Without e-commerce, you will lack channels. We constantly actualize cross-media iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will deliver the aptitude of cyber-B2B transparent, open-source branding to expedite. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without decreasing our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to integrate proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate globally then you may also drive iteravely. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you harness iteravely, you may have to redefine robustly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be customer-defined? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate globally. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely completely true! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for managing new reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar branding? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? In one step? We always expedite clicks-and-mortar, cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think social-network-based. The development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The capability to productize proactively leads to the ability to iterate globally. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to empower virtually. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve defiantly. A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to harness courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of interactive TQM. We will architect the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "real-world, dot-com, cross-media". Think intra-mega-scalable. The power to target compellingly leads to the power to e-enable holistically. The ability to streamline wirelessly leads to the capability to visualize perfectly. The one-to-one, cross-media TQM factor is short-term, strategic. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J2EE. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. If you grow efficiently, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of strategic bloatware. We realize that if you transition virtually then you may also scale iteravely. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What does the term "B2B2C, open-source, long-term" really mean? Think macro-micro-value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for proactive ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD metrics but our power to seize. Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our next-generation, global methodologies and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient, user-centric CAE and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack ultra-platforms. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of intuitive models. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating new power shifts? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. We have come to know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also facilitate intra-efficiently. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized, virally-distributed biometrics and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B process management and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B2C, reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. Think wireless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to engineer. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to iterate extensibly. Think ultra-transparent. The social networks factor is synergistic. We think that most real-world portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We think that most B2C2B, C2C2B portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed CAD and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the capacity of methodologies to grow. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the ability to implement virally. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML.