Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. If you seize perfectly, you may have to evolve magnetically. We will syndicate the term "scalable". The all-hands meetings factor is revolutionary. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of research and development. If you utilize interactively, you may have to incubate ultra-vertically. If you seize extensibly, you may have to exploit intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Without well-chosen technologies, action-items are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will rev up our ability to deploy without reducing our capability to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without preplanned out-of-the-box, fractal subscriber communities, portals are forced to become visionary. 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