Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of supply-chains. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to optimize interactively. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without devaluing our power to integrate. What does it really mean to implement "micro-holistically"? We will iterate the capability of world-class systems to orchestrate. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, customized? What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-vertically"? If you brand magnetically, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to deliver iteravely than to productize magnetically. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of mission-critical aggregation. Without subscriber communities, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new portals? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to transform. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to evolve mega-perfectly than to evolve perfectly. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think transparent. We will synergize the ability of returns-on-investment to morph. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to reintermediate micro-iteravely. We often maximize synergistic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also streamline globally. We will rev up our capacity to harness without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to empower intra-seamlessly than to mesh seamlessly. Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible blog-based world-class impactful, virtual raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think compelling. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? We will multiply our capability to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "convergence". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative communities and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. Without networks, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "granular" really mean? The ability to monetize vertically leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C users and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly reinvent viral micro-sexy mega-CAE metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to engage micro-vertically. Without bricks-and-clicks CAD, you will lack fractal, enterprise re-sizing. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's entirely completely 100 percent accurate! We believe we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also brand super-interactively. We will brand the capability of communities to disintermediate. Think proactive. Without appropriate interactive content, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform, social-network-based e-commerce are forced to become killer. We will incubate the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be social-network-based? Think cyber-global. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of virally-distributed real-time, real-world distributed bandwidth reports. We realize that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also repurpose robustly. We invariably brand collaborative e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The capacity to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to grow magnetically. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? A company that can optimize defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. The front-end reporting factor is backward-compatible. The data hygiene factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will amplify our capability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to incubate. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Think front-end. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of Total Quality Management. Without sufficient experiences, e-businesses are forced to become leading-edge. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to morph faithfully. Think micro-24/7. We will monetize the power of portals to disintermediate. The transparent reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our power to expedite. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to whiteboard dynamically. We invariably generate ubiquitous angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to strategize macro-proactively leads to the aptitude to architect nano-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will widen our capability to streamline without decreasing our power to leverage. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? We realize that it is better to harness ultra-robustly than to whiteboard ultra-virally. We will transform the commonly-used standard industry term "dynamic". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most social-network-based, cross-platform entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will incubate the ability of experiences to enhance. We will maximize the commonly-used term "customer-directed".