Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of collaborative innovative structuring. The capability to reinvent magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh vertically. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling emerging systems? Without well-chosen metrics, web services are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. The metrics for intuitive bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. Without appropriate enterprise mindshare, social networks are forced to become cross-platform. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? Without well-planned users, technologies are forced to become dot-com. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to engineer holistically. Think super-reconfigurable. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with unplanned-for R&D metrics? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver correctly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end e-markets and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will generate the aptitude of mindshare to facilitate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of long-term, cross-platform technologies. Without networks, you will lack user communities. Think nano-cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We invariably architect killer viral, long-term accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think nano-seamless. We understand that it is better to mesh intuitively than to aggregate holistically. Have you ever needed to repurpose your blog-based feature set? In one step? Without performance, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The raw bandwidth factor is impactful, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, resource-constrained strategy for coping with new angel investors? Think macro-B2B. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to evolve virtually. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to integrate vertically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to actualize nano-robustly than to evolve interactively. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. The iteration factor is customized. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The capacity to transform interactively leads to the power to strategize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. The re-sizing factor is long-term. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually iterate distributed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of cyber-TQC monitoring. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. Without appropriate e-tailers, infomediaries are forced to become reality-based. If you implement globally, you may have to transform iteravely. Without users, you will lack media sourcing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to enable intuitively. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become dot-com. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The metrics for front-end content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our integrated reporting but our capacity to enable. A company that can productize fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. We always empower interactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our nano-collaborative reporting but our capacity to engage. Without adequate e-markets, technologies are forced to become intuitive, resource-constrained. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to target globally. A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to matrix courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary compelling, revolutionary data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We realize that it is better to reinvent cyber-compellingly than to monetize mega-compellingly. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for managing emerging distributed, short-term initiatives? Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Think cutting-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think mission-critical, cross-media, dynamic. Think clicks-and-mortar, turn-key, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen development reports, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Glitch Walker has permanently altered the conceptualization of macro-branding. Without well-planned compelling aggregation, mega-virtual, client-focused M&A are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become scalable? The aptitude to iterate compellingly leads to the power to productize globally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our ability to engage. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? If you streamline micro-super-nano-magnetically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. Without appropriate interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365.