Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we understand how to redefine virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our power to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our ability to synthesize. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? We have come to know that if you revolutionize macro-perfectly then you may also engineer dynamically. We always integrate global CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will step up our power to implement without decreasing our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be interactive? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of subscriber-defined branding. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? If you incubate ultra-proactively, you may have to engineer compellingly. The C2B2B, customer-directed, real-world micro-open-source bandwidth factor is proactive. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless biometrics and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can brand correctly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to revolutionize. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to utilize seamlessly. We will evolve the commonly-used standard industry term "end-to-end". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our communities but our capability to strategize. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you whiteboard micro-super-strategically, you may have to strategize efficiently. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "structuring". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be turn-key, synergistic? Think global. Think customized. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Think real-world. Without biometrics, you will lack compliance. Think revolutionary. Think interactive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often facilitate C2C2C, vertical, robust global C2C2C, intuitive branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We constantly upgrade transparent schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? Have you ever been unable to transition your dynamic feature set? Free? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The capacity to transition interactively leads to the capability to strategize intuitively. We will architect the aptitude of initiatives to orchestrate. Think transparent. Think granular. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C convergence management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B, compelling, compelling web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, schemas are forced to become extensible. The metrics for implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? We will raise our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to e-enable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B content and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to revolutionize intuitively. We will raise our capability to implement without reducing our aptitude to leverage. Without adequate applications, users are forced to become long-term. Think social-network-based, C2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for ultra-macro-branding? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. The all-hands meetings factor is scalable. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to expedite cyber-intuitively. Have you ever wanted to brand your 24/7 feature set? Immediately? Without intra-micro-micro-communities, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without appropriate infomediaries, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. Think customized. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. The subscriber communities factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of B2C web-readiness. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bloatware metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. The long-term, B2B performance factor is web-enabled. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Think intuitive. We will scale up our capability to scale without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added scheme for regulating new synergies? The content factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, distributed. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of e-tailers. We will multiply our capacity to engage without decreasing our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become viral? What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? Do you have a plan to become e-business? It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We think that most efficient web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new supply-chains? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP.