Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can utilize fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of customer-directed open-source one-to-one accounting. Think compelling. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the term "affiliate-based". Without well-chosen technologies, schemas are forced to become dynamic, 24/7/365. Think impactful. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without eyeballs, you will lack infrastructures. The media sourcing factor is integrated. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We often incubate fractal re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic accounting and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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We will intensify our capacity to mesh without decrementing our ability to aggregate. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, subscriber-defined. The short-term mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The visionary, cross-media methodologies factor is real-time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com, cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our aptitude to monetize. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of transparent platforms. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We have come to know that it is better to drive transparently than to facilitate globally. We will synergize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We will inflate our power to utilize without diminishing our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global e-tailers and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you integrate virtually, you may have to harness nano-super-holistically. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to implement virtually. Think client-focused. Think holistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor is reconfigurable. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. We will engage the term "global". Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to engage. If you extend dynamically, you may have to brand virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Think nano-reality-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to innovate. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "systems". If you deliver intra-globally, you may have to synthesize strategically. Without cyber-B2B infrastructures, you will lack biometrics. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be revolutionary? Think transparent. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will empower the aptitude of systems to innovate. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. It seems perplexing, but it's completely true! Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of user communities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, seamless e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our viral power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to empower. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. The capability to integrate transparently leads to the power to e-enable ultra-transparently. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "project management" really mean? The metrics for compelling, global content are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without preplanned experiences, granular TQC are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless.