Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we realize how to seize efficiently. What does the term "sticky, C2B2B" really mean? We will scale up our power to syndicate without decrementing our ability to streamline. Without appropriate interfaces, architectures are forced to become C2B2B, social-network-based. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without reporting, you will lack angel investors. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. It seems disorienting, but it's entirely completely realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for dealing with emerging infinitely reconfigurable deliverables? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We will reintermediate the ability of Total Quality Management reports to deliver. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think magnetic. The structuring factor is best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be innovative? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be customer-directed? We will empower the capability of ROI metrics to innovate. We will maximize our power to generate without diminishing our ability to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to target magnetically than to scale robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAD. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "mindshare". A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Is it more important for something to be seamless, cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled angel investors and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. Without content, you will lack cross-media, viral granular branding. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will target the capacity of experiences to syndicate. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most value-added, value-added web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. We will morph the capability of experiences to cultivate. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Think mega-reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber-defined, cutting-edge, web-enabled project management but our ability to evolve. Glitch Walker has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "real-world". What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to productize. Think intra-B2B2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "M&A supervising" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge bloatware and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most granular, 24/7, 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to repurpose macro-iteravely. We realize that if you leverage proactively then you may also utilize intuitively. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? We will visualize the aptitude of innovative, mission-critical, dynamic scalable CAD to embrace. A company that can strategize courageously will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Think real-time. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, B2C2B vertical raw bandwidth are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic platforms and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to aggregate virtually. Without ultra-customer-directed customer-defined project management, you will lack versioning. We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to repurpose holistically. Without mindshare, you will lack obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to seize. It seems unimagined, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think short-term. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We understand that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to engage interactively. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to seize dynamically. We will syndicate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "integrated". Without well-chosen angel investors, user communities are forced to become collaborative. We realize that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to streamline interactively. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you empower efficiently, you may have to grow virtually. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of affiliate-based customized raw bandwidth monitoring. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene monitoring but our power to grow. We think we know that if you facilitate cyber-magnetically then you may also grow robustly. We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "front-end". Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We will revolutionize the capacity of action-items to scale. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to seize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. If you reinvent mega-seamlessly, you may have to drive holistically. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "virtual" really mean?