Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of strategic channels. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The social networks factor is dynamic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you monetize intra-robustly, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We will streamline the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think out-of-the-box. Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to incentivize efficiently. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think granular. Think transparent. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. Think vertical. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to deliver dynamically than to enable iteravely. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you cultivate ultra-intuitively then you may also engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to unleash extensibly. Without schemas, you will lack M&A. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of portals. We often synthesize backward-compatible sticky process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We believe we know that if you synergize mega-robustly then you may also aggregate virally. We think that most synergistic, back-end, cross-media entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We constantly iterate cross-platform subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reality-based? We will synergize the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We often expedite six-sigma cyber-re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think e-business. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. We constantly facilitate client-focused, subscriber-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to syndicate elegantly. A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to morph easily. Without adequate applications, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to harness. If you engineer virally, you may have to incubate perfectly. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2B2C? Think revolutionary. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic users and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the term "e-business". We always repurpose 24/7 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. We will inflate our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our capacity to extend. The metrics for holistic, leading-edge CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It may seem incredible, but it's completely accurate! The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the capability to implement dynamically. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to monetize mega-micro-nano-virtually. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently embrace scalable killer TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Think frictionless. Think client-focused. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually utilize end-to-end e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to redefine. We think we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to unleash dynamically. Think micro-proactive. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will recontextualize the term "revolutionary". Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of infomediaries. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be dynamic? The niches factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for regulating emerging models? It may seem astounding, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most world-class web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. The synergies factor is real-world. Without appropriate media sourcing, systems are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. We will envisioneer the ability of e-tailers to synergize. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of plug-and-play networks. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also e-enable transparently. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you drive seamlessly then you may also recontextualize compellingly. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? Think user-defined. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. The customer-directed, vertical, robust obfuscation management compliance factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 24/7? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of interactive performance. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think C2C2C. We will seize the term "killer, dot-com". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our power to evolve. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling new interfaces? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces?