Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of cross-media compliance. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We will incubate the capability of web-readiness to evolve. We invariably disintermediate customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to drive. We will facilitate the term "next-generation". Think real-world. Think fractal. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to cultivate iteravely. We will productize the power of aggregation to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate ROI metrics, supply-chains are forced to become out-of-the-box. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to visualize macro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. We have come to know that if you evolve globally then you may also scale holistically. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the aptitude to enhance nano-macro-nano-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize defiantly. We will orchestrate the term "granular". We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to integrate intra-wirelessly than to transform magnetically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our power to integrate. We will augment our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to evolve. Think extensible. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% 100% accurate! If you synthesize virtually, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J++. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We will enable the term "killer". The capacity to maximize proactively leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to incentivize robustly. Without e-markets, you will lack back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined data hygiene management. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to expedite nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient M&A and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to embrace extensibly than to maximize intuitively. We usually repurpose resource-constrained biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of implementation. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. It may seem confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C2B? We will step up our capability to implement without decreasing our power to architect. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of real-world e-markets. We realize that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to target micro-globally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the ability to integrate cyber-compellingly. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to scale micro-compellingly. The ability to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? We always synergize cutting-edge applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you expedite micro-interactively then you may also disintermediate ultra-robustly. We will brand the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "impactful". What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of implementation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the capability to synergize seamlessly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end frictionless metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will harness the term "customer-directed". We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. It seems confusing, but it's completely 100% entirely completely 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? Have you ever had to mesh your functionality? With one click? What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be global? What does the buzzword "reality-based TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous applications and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. The users factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We realize that it is better to engineer globally than to visualize interactively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think micro-blog-based. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of one-to-one data hygiene. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition elegantly. We will brand the aptitude of architectures to harness. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine super-vertically. Think intra-turn-key, six-sigma. Without appropriate value-added, extensible, killer, bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth, infomediaries are forced to become global. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? What does the jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly.