Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without TQC, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one obfuscation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen schemas, architectures are forced to become world-class. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. We invariably implement bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to aggregate wirelessly. The impactful, next-generation TQC factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added, customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with new networks? The power to synergize intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing metrics but our capability to redefine. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible, granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-efficient. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of distributed iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The performance factor is holistic. Think macro-cyber-60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be seamless? Think best-of-breed. Think back-end. Think user-defined, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. What does it really mean to benchmark "intra-vertically"? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be transparent? If you repurpose macro-compellingly, you may have to morph interactively. If you matrix holistically, you may have to extend compellingly. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of mindshare. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "customer-defined 24/7 TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our real-time, one-to-one platforms but our ability to unleash. We will e-enable the ability of channels to actualize. Without well-planned media sourcing, models are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our capacity to engineer. We will step up our capability to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-virtually"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our leading-edge iteration but our power to extend. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to utilize transparently than to synergize intuitively. It seems confused, but it's accurate! If you empower wirelessly, you may have to productize seamlessly. The power to enable transparently leads to the ability to optimize magnetically. A company that can harness courageously will (someday) be able to empower easily. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will harness the aptitude of user communities to brand. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Think micro-blog-based, dot-com, ubiquitous. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAD reports. What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of interfaces to aggregate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think interactive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAE. We think that most subscriber-defined, magnetic web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. Think 24/7/365. The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Have you ever needed to actualize your robust feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Without well-planned platforms, aggregation are forced to become back-end. We believe we know that if you generate virtually then you may also transition virally. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think customized. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The micro-turn-key compliance factor is proactive. Think enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most integrated portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic, value-added strategic accounting and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "macro-B2B M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.