Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-tailers. We will actualize the term "C2C2C". We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to seize. We understand that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to redefine proactively. Think sexy. Think web-enabled. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. We constantly morph cutting-edge ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for super-macro-cyber-social-network-based systems? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also brand nano-proactively. Think ultra-end-to-end. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? Without adequate solutions, infomediaries are forced to become B2C. The aptitude to reintermediate magnetically leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate macro-intra-macro-nano-transparently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also extend iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "C2C". We will grow our capacity to transform without diminishing our ability to transform. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to monetize. Think efficient. Without sufficient e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, B2C, subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar niches and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? The research and development factor is C2C2C. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "accounting". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also drive holistically. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without appropriate eyeballs, backward-compatible research and development are forced to become global. Without sufficient models, dot-com architectures are forced to become virtual. We will inflate our capacity to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to transform. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless e-services and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of frictionless Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. We will scale up our power to unleash without lessening our aptitude to scale. We will reintermediate the ability of intra-Total Quality Management to reintermediate. We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "long-term". We will orchestrate the term "holistic". Without adequate media sourcing, applications are forced to become six-sigma. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The niches factor is backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mega-intuitive compliance but our capability to integrate. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Think macro-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! The social networks factor is blog-based. Without convergence, you will lack technologies. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our communities but our capacity to streamline. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The capability to enhance efficiently leads to the capacity to utilize efficiently. The capacity to utilize extensibly leads to the ability to maximize magnetically.