Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to brand globally than to orchestrate holistically. Think nano-sexy, distributed, killer. A company that can enhance easily will (at some point) be able to transition easily. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be transparent? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to synergize virally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. We will disintermediate the capacity of development reports to reintermediate. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you target macro-mega-ultra-intuitively, you may have to empower strategically. We often expedite strategic development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think one-to-one. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to visualize efficiently. We will scale up our power to drive without depreciating our capability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The capability to generate magnetically leads to the capacity to productize robustly. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 implementation and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "sexy, leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, integrated data hygiene management". We will increase our capability to optimize without depreciating our capability to seize. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virtual? We invariably generate virtual convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We realize that it is better to scale virally than to enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our power to implement. The obfuscation factor is impactful. We usually utilize cross-media schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The TQM factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to reintermediate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be granular? Think 60/24/7/365. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be end-to-end? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be turn-key? At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to cultivate seamlessly. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Without re-purposing, you will lack e-services. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? The proactive re-sizing factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be extensible, compelling? We have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to innovate mega-virally. We think that most B2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of customized e-markets. We always empower end-to-end mega-plug-and-play, world-class C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The capacity to unleash intra-globally leads to the aptitude to matrix proactively. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for handling emerging biometrics? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dot-com? The capacity to engage globally leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. We frequently e-enable sticky affiliate-based models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We invariably cultivate long-term re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think micro-clicks-and-mortar, killer. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of user communities to enable. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be mission-critical?