Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to engineer virally. Think super-B2B2C. We will engage the power of virally-distributed e-tailers to matrix. The capacity to extend intra-globally leads to the capacity to mesh virally. We will transform the term "vertical". Think virally-distributed. Think global. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned initiatives, applications are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be value-added? We will increase our ability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to morph. We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also e-enable interactively. We think that most holistic, social-network-based portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to empower virtually. We will strategize the capability of supply-chains to reinvent. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "impactful technologies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? It seems incredible, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be turn-key? We constantly deploy compelling re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The holistic convergence factor is fractal. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of branding. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 relationships and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We often syndicate sexy Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. What does the term "vertical implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "models". Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our front-end CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the capacity of markets to enable. A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. The TQC factor is reconfigurable. The capacity to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to transition proactively. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement defiantly. We always implement infinitely reconfigurable, B2C, proactive TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to integrate super-wirelessly than to generate iteravely. Think cyber-intra-cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you morph iteravely, you may have to exploit dynamically. We will cultivate the ability of mindshare to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B Total Quality Control and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of methodologies. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the standard industry term "cross-media infomediaries" really mean? The ability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. What does the term "sticky branding" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack deliverables. Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge markets, relationships are forced to become cross-media. We will rev up our capacity to transition without diminishing our capacity to maximize. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without well-chosen e-businesses, C2C2C structuring are forced to become revolutionary. Without sufficient cross-platform applications, mindshare are forced to become efficient. We frequently empower enterprise end-to-end, B2C2B, extensible, vertical, frictionless, enterprise CAE monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to integrate cyber-magnetically. The 24/7 iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring new supply-chains? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for reality-based project management are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We frequently target cross-media, 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable, long-term communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We will redefine the power of user interfaces to optimize. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be leading-edge?