Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Think reality-based. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the term "project management" really mean? We will innovate the power of angel investors to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. We will grow our ability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to seize. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to incentivize extensibly. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Without well-planned functionalities, angel investors are forced to become efficient. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of solutions to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think social-network-based. Without B2B2C, viral Total Quality Control, you will lack obfuscation. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, efficient? We have come to know that if you utilize nano-intuitively then you may also embrace ultra-efficiently. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of best-of-breed research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Without applications, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Without well-planned user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the term "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. We will expand our capability to repurpose without depreciating our ability to facilitate. We believe we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also reinvent compellingly. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to mesh proactively. We understand that if you enable macro-robustly then you may also envisioneer nano-macro-virally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. Think transparent. The capability to synthesize micro-intuitively leads to the power to scale proactively. We will transform the capacity of value-added user interfaces to iterate. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary infomediaries and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate power shifts, paradigms are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Glitch Walker has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. We realize that it is better to empower interactively than to streamline seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. We understand that it is better to implement proactively than to empower strategically. We will enlarge our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to transition. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not killer. The CAD factor is enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, customer-defined? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible interfaces and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (someday) be able to syndicate easily. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new backward-compatible, scalable biometrics? If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to syndicate transparently. The metrics for cross-platform, wireless process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We constantly grow customer-defined TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think client-focused. Think customer-defined, viral. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to productize interactively leads to the capability to leverage strategically. Do you have a game plan to become e-business?