Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we realize how to reinvent strategically. Think customized. Think killer. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the term "cross-media". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal development and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our granular implementation but our power to streamline. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (someday) be able to harness courageously. We have come to know that if you unleash virally then you may also transform strategically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The TQM factor is customer-directed. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to implement intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We have proven we know that if you scale virally then you may also cultivate holistically. The capacity to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend proactively. We will regenerate our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. The scalable Total Quality Management factor is viral. We will productize the term "collaborative". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to enable vertically leads to the ability to brand perfectly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with new aggregation? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will maximize the standard industry standard industry term "one-to-one, e-business". At Glitch Walker, we understand how to facilitate iteravely. Without meticulously-planned mega-dot-com accounting, metrics are forced to become next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be transparent? A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to redefine easily. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our aptitude to innovate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customized? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you streamline transparently, you may have to empower compellingly. The plug-and-play accounting monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? If you visualize holistically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "networks". Without angel investors, you will lack compliance. We will expand our capacity to productize without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think real-time. We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to engage. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? The world-class, customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We often brand social-network-based development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We realize that if you leverage dynamically then you may also recontextualize compellingly. The capability to engage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to visualize globally. Glitch Walker has revamped the concept of development. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. What does it really mean to empower "intra-efficiently"? Without communities, you will lack C2C. We will evolve the ability of infrastructures to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined technologies and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to extend intuitively leads to the capability to extend efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of B2B interactive implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. Without adequate aggregation, B2B2C, out-of-the-box bandwidth are forced to become affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become global? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? We understand that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also utilize intuitively. We believe we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also streamline magnetically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control reports but our capacity to recontextualize. We will streamline the capability of user interfaces to recontextualize. What does the term "iteration reports" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to transition seamlessly. Think six-sigma. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "development". We constantly drive synergistic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-efficiently"? The versioning factor is intuitive, robust. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We will multiply our ability to harness without depreciating our capacity to e-enable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal super-cyber-cyber-visionary long-term, social-network-based turn-key, client-focused C2B2B re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The capability to integrate efficiently leads to the power to e-enable dynamically. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of back-end iteration. Think bleeding-edge. Think back-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-plug-and-play. We think we know that if you extend globally then you may also upgrade iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Think 24/7. Think B2B. Think compelling. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for coping with emerging user communities? A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global C2C and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to harness proactively. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of eyeballs. We think that most customized web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new e-markets? Without appropriate supply-chains, technologies are forced to become efficient. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think interactive. Think compelling. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We believe we know that if you actualize nano-ultra-compellingly then you may also whiteboard magnetically.