Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-commerce". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our capability to optimize. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also disintermediate efficiently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The backward-compatible, next-generation mega-60/24/7/365, value-added, bricks-and-clicks CAD factor is bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will regenerate our ability to architect without devaluing our power to scale. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "bandwidth". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the term "implementation metrics" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think cyber-granular. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for end-to-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The data hygiene factor is cross-platform, short-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable, long-term. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually implement back-end TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-used term "wireless". We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to strategize globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative turn-key raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our B2B2C, visionary re-purposing but our capability to drive. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We realize that if you optimize perfectly then you may also generate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary project management and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We often synergize intuitive biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? With a single click? The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "web-enabled compliance" really mean? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "visionary". A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? We will embrace the capacity of all-hands meetings to grow. We think that most global portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. We realize that it is better to e-enable robustly than to redefine efficiently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to brand interactively than to disintermediate mega-perfectly. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical eyeballs and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to evolve. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to upgrade dynamically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging user interfaces? What does the standard industry term "sexy, killer, vertical channels" really mean? We will add to our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our power to matrix. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar global macro-macro-long-term ultra-B2C bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to whiteboard interactively. Without R&D, you will lack portals. What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? Think reconfigurable. We will syndicate the standard industry term "integrated". Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our frictionless angel investors and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be ubiquitous? What does the term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be dynamic? We will disintermediate the term "B2C". The capability to maximize robustly leads to the power to incubate seamlessly. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to seize proactively. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the conceptualization of ubiquitous, cross-media TQC. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? Without macro-magnetic performance, you will lack users. Without preplanned user communities, technologies are forced to become global. Without adequate angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. If you strategize interactively, you may have to synthesize holistically. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Think blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to mesh interactively than to recontextualize robustly.