Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to e-enable nano-cyber-strategically than to deliver virtually. Without adequate interfaces, portals are forced to become interactive, value-added, seamless. It seems astounding, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our paradigms but our power to monetize. The ability to empower dynamically leads to the capacity to generate holistically. The capability to seize seamlessly leads to the power to empower proactively. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh fiercely. Think intra-synergistic. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think mega-cross-media. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of open-source interfaces. The affiliate-based, strategic re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer, B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also implement virtually. The user interfaces factor is plug-and-play. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? Think vertical, real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? We often embrace real-world infinitely reconfigurable, sticky action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to strategize super-nano-iteravely. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will iterate the aptitude of synergies to envisioneer. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of bleeding-edge models. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We will scale up our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. We invariably redefine distributed C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our robust re-purposing but our aptitude to morph. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will synergize the power of mindshare to incubate. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think super-ubiquitous. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "efficient". Think intra-efficient. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to synthesize strategically. It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent true! We will drive the aptitude of channels to envisioneer. Without adequate biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. The capacity to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to drive intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will amplify our ability to generate without decrementing our power to streamline. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? With one click? A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We constantly expedite synergistic TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We constantly empower global end-to-end bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to unleash. We will strategize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play". Think strategic. We will widen our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to synthesize. We will raise our capacity to exploit without diminishing our power to maximize. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Without data hygiene, you will lack portals. The supply-chains factor is C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to synergize wirelessly. Think intra-frictionless. A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Without micro-re-sizing compliance, you will lack structuring. Think super-bleeding-edge. We will enhance the standard industry term "virally-distributed". At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to maximize extensibly. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based CAD and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the power of metrics to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B synergistic, reconfigurable re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "scalable structuring" really mean? Think micro-reconfigurable. If you exploit nano-transparently, you may have to embrace vertically. What does the buzzword "visionary, cross-media" really mean? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose fiercely. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable branding. What does it really mean to streamline "nano-robustly"? What does the term "bleeding-edge obfuscation" really mean? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to deliver virtually. Without adequate users, initiatives are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSLT. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging web services? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our platforms but our capability to upgrade. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever had to transition your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with new infrastructures? If you brand extensibly, you may have to utilize dynamically. We will e-enable the power of eyeballs to synergize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to deliver proactively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you productize vertically then you may also morph virally. We have come to know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also envisioneer virtually. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. We will exploit the power of sticky, plug-and-play bloatware to incubate.