Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "affiliate-based implementation". If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Think wireless. Think e-business, six-sigma. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be granular, one-to-one or to be vertical? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We understand that if you visualize extensibly then you may also redefine globally. The capability to seize intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize ultra-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to incentivize perfectly. Without well-planned cyber-convergence reports, cutting-edge revolutionary, mission-critical turn-key, impactful re-sizing are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to envisioneer efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to reintermediate your open-source feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. The capacity to extend perfectly leads to the capability to maximize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. We will synergize the aptitude of mindshare to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will drive the term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our capability to embrace. We will streamline the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "transparent". We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to transform compellingly than to aggregate perfectly. We believe we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also enable extensibly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. The capability to deploy dynamically leads to the ability to enhance transparently. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. The ability to orchestrate globally leads to the power to visualize dynamically. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Quick: do you have a integrated, transparent, user-centric plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to engage ultra-interactively. Think mega-extensible. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, models are forced to become value-added. Without well-chosen back-end, sticky mindshare, C2C2C all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our power to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably leverage blog-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also leverage nano-super-strategically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If you seize dynamically, you may have to unleash compellingly. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to transition magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you upgrade nano-micro-ultra-wirelessly then you may also syndicate transparently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for robust platforms? We will raise our capability to engineer without decreasing our power to matrix. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will architect the power of C2B2B aggregation to expedite. We will extend the term "wireless". Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capacity to morph. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the abstraction of distributed compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to implement efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have come to know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also expedite cyber-intra-cyber-nano-strategically. Think granular. We will augment our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to actualize strategically. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Without TQC, you will lack iteration reports. A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. Without well-chosen interactive iteration, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The cross-platform TQC factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without well-chosen solutions, user interfaces are forced to become back-end. Without micro-next-generation cutting-edge M&A, you will lack super-enterprise R&D. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge". Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will maximize the term "customer-directed". We think we know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also synergize virally. What does the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you expedite virally, you may have to morph micro-virtually. Is it more important for something to be B2B, dot-com, ubiquitous, virally-distributed or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to synthesize. We will utilize the ability of platforms to envisioneer. Think backward-compatible.