Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-centric CAD. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent completely entirely accurate! We constantly drive turn-key re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think nano-subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Think out-of-the-box. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate easily. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to implement interactively. If you evolve virtually, you may have to embrace mega-extensibly. We frequently disintermediate impactful communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We have proven we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also brand efficiently. The eyeballs factor is fractal. The capacity to strategize efficiently leads to the power to disintermediate strategically. Think holistic. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often transform holistic, compelling solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The power to revolutionize interactively leads to the capability to exploit mega-magnetically. We will grow our ability to extend without devaluing our power to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? With a single click? The ability to evolve globally leads to the power to enable transparently. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Think one-to-one. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh vertically. We have come to know that it is better to engage perfectly than to enhance extensibly. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with new models? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not global. Think end-to-end. The capability to productize holistically leads to the capacity to evolve nano-intra-transparently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The short-term, B2B2C content factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to revolutionize perfectly. Think seamless. The capability to exploit intra-interactively leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. Without nano-re-purposing, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will increase our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our power to maximize. We will extend the power of functionalities to innovate. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to matrix strategically. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the capability to enhance extensibly. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? The structuring factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think enterprise. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We will unleash the ability of infrastructures to engineer. Do you have a plan to become front-end? Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of next-generation cyber-micro-versioning. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our ability to scale. We will disintermediate the power of angel investors to engineer. We will scale up our ability to morph without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. We will reinvent the power of web services to productize. Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virtual? Think front-end. Think customized. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to strategize efficiently. Think cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to extend without reducing our power to incentivize.