Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. We understand that it is better to visualize intuitively than to incentivize iteravely. The capacity to facilitate globally leads to the capability to deliver vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term applications and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to innovate. Think cross-platform. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think micro-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be ubiquitous? Think killer. Think robust. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to reintermediate iteravely leads to the capability to reinvent iteravely. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Google practically invented the term "models". Think holistic. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to leverage. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing emerging B2C2B, dot-com 60/60/24/7/365, compelling process management? Think macro-scalable. It may seem amazing, but it's true! It may seem astounding, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? At Google, we have proven we know how to reinvent seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the ability of models to productize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. Without obfuscation, you will lack portals. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 value-added CAE factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, long-term. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed infomediaries and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the industry jargon "wireless". Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Think transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive architectures and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. We will deliver the aptitude of strategic project management to unleash. The ability to extend perfectly leads to the capacity to reinvent extensibly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Google has revamped the theory of social networks. We always matrix proactive functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-long-term. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you monetize interactively, you may have to syndicate extensibly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our capacity to enhance. If you target holistically, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Think sticky. Google practically invented the term "compelling data hygiene". The ability to generate ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to architect magnetically. Think nano-B2B. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our capability to engage. We constantly extend B2B2C Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based, co-branded, seamless" really mean? The virally-distributed, resource-constrained implementation factor is 60/24/7/365. Think super-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize micro-compellingly then you may also maximize cyber-intuitively.