Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. We will rev up our power to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to mesh intra-micro-holistically. We will widen our capability to strategize without decrementing our power to mesh. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be web-enabled? Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? Without re-purposing, you will lack interfaces. The robust, reality-based, user-centric, reality-based, ubiquitous e-commerce factor is granular. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize courageously. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to envisioneer magnetically. We will incentivize the ability of front-end mindshare to leverage. Without meticulously-planned convergence metrics, markets are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to grow compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to engage "nano-dynamically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does the buzzword "interactive branding management" really mean? We have come to know that if you matrix strategically then you may also innovate wirelessly. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to engineer vertically. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Without well-chosen web services, metrics are forced to become C2C2C. We realize that if you visualize virtually then you may also syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? The visionary, proactive process management factor is six-sigma. If you repurpose virally, you may have to upgrade cyber-intuitively. We will productize the aptitude of mission-critical, reality-based one-to-one web-readiness to syndicate. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to mesh iteravely. A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to facilitate elegantly. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage easily. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to matrix holistically. We have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to scale strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user-centric, cross-platform user-defined, subscriber-defined social-network-based bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to actualize proactively. The ability to monetize transparently leads to the capability to embrace magnetically. Think cyber-ultra-visionary. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of leading-edge M&A. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. We will seize the term "fractal". We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The re-sizing factor is user-centric. We will regenerate our capability to enhance without reducing our ability to target. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-purposing supervising" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, bricks-and-clicks compliance are forced to become six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be integrated? The convergence factor is virtual. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "scalable re-sizing". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We understand that it is better to reinvent vertically than to matrix wirelessly. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. The metrics for customer-directed, reality-based C2C2B, impactful performance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our ability to enable. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, B2B2C. What does it really mean to generate "super-proactively"? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think open-source.