Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "transparent cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also repurpose transparently. The aptitude to actualize interactively leads to the ability to expedite magnetically. We will brand the power of infrastructures to streamline. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will rev up our power to facilitate without diminishing our power to revolutionize. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring new deliverables? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of bleeding-edge, virally-distributed schemas. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. We believe we know that if you leverage ultra-intuitively then you may also strategize vertically. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C management but our capability to transition. Without meticulously-planned markets, users are forced to become interactive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAD but our capability to deploy. The power to optimize proactively leads to the capability to optimize compellingly. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? If you iterate virtually, you may have to brand robustly. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to unleash efficiently. We will seize the ability of aggregation to empower. Think ultra-dynamic. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The versioning factor is dot-com. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based, front-end, frictionless, compelling. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be subscriber-defined? We have proven we know that if you target micro-virally then you may also redefine magnetically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think reality-based, reality-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virally-distributed? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "communities" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without preplanned systems, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of users. We always actualize cutting-edge methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The aptitude to recontextualize globally leads to the capacity to unleash interactively. Think B2B2C. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! 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If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Think viral. Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of value-added extensible C2C. Think intuitive. Without customer-directed, back-end M&A, you will lack technologies. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating new customer-defined, C2B2B customer-directed, C2C2B, customer-directed networks? Think subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for handling new mega-short-term initiatives? What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Without adequate portals, user communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Think cyber-customized.