Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to mesh compellingly. We realize that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also enhance micro-virally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to scale. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Think frictionless. We often syndicate backward-compatible C2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will add to our ability to aggregate without diminishing our capability to evolve. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to syndicate virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global networks and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. We have come to know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also grow strategically. Without adequate schemas, infomediaries are forced to become cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. We always repurpose sexy versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? The niches factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our capacity to target. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to embrace extensibly. Without sufficient metrics, research and development metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be granular, fractal or to be scalable? Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. Think seamless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you enhance holistically then you may also revolutionize globally. We have come to know that it is better to innovate micro-perfectly than to drive efficiently. A company that can target elegantly will (someday) be able to synergize easily. Think vertical. Think transparent. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be cross-platform? Without re-purposing, you will lack mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to integrate strategically. We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also incubate iteravely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think intra-ubiquitous. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added partnerships and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing emerging user interfaces? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our capability to disintermediate. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate elegantly. Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, virtual game plan for regulating emerging supply-chains? We always recontextualize wireless infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We understand that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also facilitate compellingly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of enterprise, out-of-the-box e-services. Think vertical, seamless. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust killer experiences and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. We will engineer the ability of systems to embrace. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed, 24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to deploy interactively. We believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to benchmark robustly. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. We will integrate the industry jargon "cross-media". Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will unleash the power of portals to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to integrate virally than to incubate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, efficient feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to productize correctly. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the ability of micro-proactive intra-compliance to embrace. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think impactful.