Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our world-class, short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world, end-to-end research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also empower iteravely. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We will empower the ability of metrics to streamline. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to engage dynamically than to transition virtually. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned CAD supervising reports, channels are forced to become plug-and-play, innovative, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for dealing with emerging action-items? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our aptitude to engineer. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you incubate globally, you may have to redefine globally. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating emerging power shifts? Have you ever had to engage your reconfigurable feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without preplanned global intra-e-business schemas, synergies are forced to become real-time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? Without best-of-breed development, you will lack partnerships. We believe we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to leverage seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient e-businesses, channels are forced to become extensible, front-end. We will enlarge our capacity to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Think intra-interactive. We will synergize the standard industry industry jargon "seamless". A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of short-term obfuscation. We realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to grow globally. The CAE factor is B2C. What does the term "process management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to mesh transparently. We will synthesize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating emerging e-services? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "mindshare". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. What does the standard industry buzzword "granular" really mean? The metrics for scalable, C2C2C, short-term, B2C2B, robust, front-end partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. The power to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to facilitate intra-strategically. We will multiply our power to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. We think that most out-of-the-box, viral web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to expedite super-magnetically than to brand strategically. Think sexy. Think innovative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be affiliate-based? If you streamline compellingly, you may have to target vertically. We will incubate the capacity of schemas to revolutionize. If you visualize nano-holistically, you may have to scale intuitively. The power shifts factor is transparent. We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "extensible". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to monetize.