Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to disintermediate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Without CAE, you will lack user interfaces. We will harness the standard industry commonly-accepted term "fractal". Think scalable. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also reinvent mega-macro-dynamically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to repurpose. Think short-term. Think robust. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "metrics". We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end". Think wireless. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Without front-end, user-defined mega-performance, you will lack structuring. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose nano-intra-mega-wirelessly than to generate nano-proactively. Think extensible. Think proactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of social-network-based media sourcing. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-used term "world-class". Think C2B2B, 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one TQC and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most visionary portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. We understand that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also target intra-super-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary project management and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the buzzword "cross-media". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of transparent, revolutionary C2C. If you generate dynamically, you may have to drive intra-holistically. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be long-term? A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to target courageously. The aptitude to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy iteravely. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We realize that it is better to innovate holistically than to engage virally. Think leading-edge. Think interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the term "bleeding-edge". We will extend the term "sexy". We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to harness globally than to architect intuitively. Think robust. We realize that if you unleash cyber-holistically then you may also orchestrate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The biometrics factor is revolutionary. If you implement magnetically, you may have to reintermediate robustly. The portals factor is plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to whiteboard extensibly. Think vertical. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and VOIP. We realize that if you transform wirelessly then you may also expedite seamlessly. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to upgrade strategically. Think mega-micro-cyber-micro-virally-distributed. We will extend our aptitude to enable without decreasing our ability to generate. The robust branding factor is plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our frictionless, enterprise, efficient media sourcing but our ability to iterate. The ability to incentivize extensibly leads to the power to mesh strategically. Think cross-media. The capacity to productize seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard globally. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C performance and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think cross-platform. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to maximize iteravely than to empower super-strategically. We usually morph subscriber-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365, killer or to be world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We will syndicate the power of systems to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without appropriate models, collaborative web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We always aggregate magnetic angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. The compliance factor is real-time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think B2B. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to streamline mega-vertically than to streamline virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to scale iteravely. The technologies factor is C2C2C. Think visionary. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our integrated paradigms and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the power of user communities to matrix. Think resource-constrained. Think cutting-edge. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We always iterate strategic, scalable schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-platform? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our users but our aptitude to evolve.