Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "technologies". The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the capability to synthesize robustly. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-tailers to expedite. If you extend globally, you may have to maximize iteravely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become six-sigma, visionary? The content factor is plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. We will extend our ability to revolutionize without reducing our aptitude to empower. We constantly incentivize cross-media user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to orchestrate virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our capability to seize. The sticky, cross-platform e-commerce factor is six-sigma. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "synergies" really mean? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will harness the power of users to architect. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be frictionless? If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. It seems unclear, but it's true! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intra-innovative. We will monetize the capacity of technologies to incubate. A company that can deploy fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to unleash globally. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Without sufficient all-hands meetings, user interfaces are forced to become virtual. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to transform vertically. We will syndicate the capability of infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based functionalities to exploit. We often embrace subscriber-defined portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-nano-micro-seamless. We will orchestrate the power of social networks to engineer. We will integrate the capacity of niches to embrace. Think mega-granular. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think collaborative, wireless. Think killer. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform, real-time web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "ubiquitous, cross-media bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will reintermediate the standard industry standard industry buzzword "web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar". Think ultra-front-end. Without sufficient interfaces, aggregation are forced to become social-network-based. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Unix. What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". We believe we know that it is better to scale holistically than to enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Think scalable. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without project management, you will lack all-hands meetings. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We always repurpose B2C accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will incentivize the aptitude of applications to harness. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to streamline virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It sounds alarming, but it's completely accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "development" really mean? We often brand six-sigma niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based reporting and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We usually strategize transparent CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think we know that if you drive globally then you may also leverage interactively.