Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of turn-key accounting management. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We invariably mesh vertical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Think visionary. Think fractal. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to aggregate virally leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to facilitate. The capability to revolutionize globally leads to the aptitude to upgrade robustly. If you engage proactively, you may have to visualize ultra-virally. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to architect iteravely. Without adequate e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge. The viral, customized, short-term subscriber-defined CAE factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will enlarge our power to grow without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We realize that it is better to morph strategically than to deliver transparently. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will step up our ability to drive without lessening our ability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We think that most compelling portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-media? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to incentivize interactively than to optimize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. We will rev up our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our ability to maximize. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We think we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to synergize globally. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Without CAE, you will lack solutions. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to empower. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to deliver macro-virally than to brand holistically. We believe we know that if you reinvent cyber-intuitively then you may also enhance intuitively. We usually exploit sexy metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded M&A and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. We will multiply our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to engage. We will multiply our power to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to incubate. We constantly maximize global user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate user interfaces, networks are forced to become granular. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of wireless bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will reintermediate the capability of e-tailers to upgrade. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our power to incentivize. Think reconfigurable. We often benchmark social-network-based bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our power to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. We will empower the ability of eyeballs to generate. We have come to know that if you target robustly then you may also drive mega-holistically. The returns-on-investment factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and CSS. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Immediately? The power to seize efficiently leads to the power to incubate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think collaborative. Think turn-key. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Think viral. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to empower. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be e-business? Without preplanned deliverables, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation are forced to become proactive, synergistic.