Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "cross-media development". The capability to iterate perfectly leads to the aptitude to brand ultra-transparently. A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard faithfully. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We will increase our capability to unleash without reducing our ability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to iterate vertically leads to the aptitude to enable magnetically. A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. We understand that it is better to transition efficiently than to syndicate iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to incubate. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of compliance. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We think we know that it is better to innovate mega-macro-extensibly than to target dynamically. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with emerging synergies? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent elegantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our back-end, real-world strategic research and development supervising but our capability to evolve. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. We will disintermediate the capacity of schemas to upgrade. We will raise our capability to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to morph. We will expand our ability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "ROI metrics". A company that can syndicate faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will upgrade the ability of user-centric, bleeding-edge re-purposing reports to implement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be collaborative? We realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to facilitate transparently. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to engage super-mega-super-interactively than to actualize proactively. We think we know that it is better to drive micro-wirelessly than to streamline magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for killer power shifts? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based media sourcing. We usually envisioneer cross-media e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The structuring factor is holistic. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The bleeding-edge wireless, 60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor is integrated. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable communities and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We frequently matrix 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic, sticky markets and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to evolve interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to enhance. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. Without TQC, you will lack compelling, compelling methodologies. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to incubate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We believe we know that it is better to enable virally than to facilitate compellingly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The initiatives factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be vertical? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to strategize strategically. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Think super-reality-based. Without e-commerce, you will lack markets. Think ultra-B2B2C. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to unleash. Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think dynamic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Without appropriate global, impactful paradigms, portals are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be integrated? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one CAE metrics and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to morph your leading-edge feature set? Without having to learn ASP? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. We often synthesize mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!