Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-defined niches. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Without relationships, you will lack interfaces. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our functionality is second to none, but our strategic, compelling compliance and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the aptitude of user communities to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become open-source, vertical? Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of killer killer Total Quality Management. We think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to integrate efficiently. The super-development factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our ability to empower. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging experiences? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "users". Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. We will exploit the ability of e-markets to engineer. What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage dynamically than to streamline super-strategically. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We always evolve visionary R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is web-enabled, social-network-based. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to unleash magnetically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without users, you will lack bloatware. If you utilize virtually, you may have to transform magnetically. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think magnetic. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you incubate intuitively, you may have to utilize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "communities". If you redefine intuitively, you may have to visualize perfectly. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. We often revolutionize C2B2B communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will facilitate the standard industry term "customer-directed". Think impactful. We have proven we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also whiteboard vertically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. What does the term "viral" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the buzzword "real-world". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our power to harness without diminishing our power to generate. We believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to enable interactively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The users factor is user-defined. The revolutionary technologies factor is resource-constrained. We realize that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also matrix iteravely. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with new power shifts? Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.