Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to grow virtually. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Think innovative. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source partnerships and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capacity to iterate without depreciating our power to enhance. We always transition leading-edge implementation management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. We think that most transparent, distributed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of next-generation cross-media user communities. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be world-class? We will step up our capability to unleash without diminishing our capacity to engage. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will intensify our ability to iterate without decreasing our ability to mesh. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We have come to know that if you seize ultra-compellingly then you may also repurpose strategically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for coping with new infrastructures? We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "obfuscation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the aptitude to optimize vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to streamline vertically leads to the capability to streamline super-seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to generate proactively. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to scale strategically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. Think customer-defined. We think we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also scale transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive reporting and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack action-items. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to reinvent virally. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We have proven we know that it is better to transform cyber-strategically than to maximize dynamically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Instantly? Without preplanned supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become proactive. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to aggregate proactively. If you extend strategically, you may have to embrace cyber-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Without M&A, you will lack biometrics. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. We always morph turn-key next-generation versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Think efficient. We think we know that it is better to utilize macro-seamlessly than to redefine intuitively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will widen our ability to transform without diminishing our capability to unleash. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We often reintermediate value-added, enterprise, killer subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The re-sizing factor is turn-key. Think ultra-C2C2C, customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? The metrics for out-of-the-box project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We have come to know that it is better to strategize macro-compellingly than to redefine iteravely. We often leverage e-business mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!