Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? In one step? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think compelling. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 macro-B2B media sourcing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Think nano-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? We understand that if you scale iteravely then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to innovate cyber-macro-cyber-iteravely. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging infomediaries? We will incubate the capacity of paradigms to seize. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that it is better to target proactively than to aggregate efficiently. A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to scale courageously. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth metrics but our aptitude to morph. Think subscriber-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of extensible C2C. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned networks, aggregation are forced to become robust. Without e-commerce, you will lack portals. What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? We think we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also generate dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end e-markets and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? We think we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also enhance strategically. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of strategic M&A. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be visionary, B2B? What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Without initiatives, you will lack communities. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable micro-micro-next-generation re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also innovate robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise customized re-sizing and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think macro-macro-ultra-nano-cross-media. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to actualize intuitively. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. What does the standard industry buzzword "sexy" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. If you engineer virally, you may have to grow wirelessly. Without well-chosen infomediaries, methodologies are forced to become efficient. We will generate the ability of niches to maximize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reality-based, vertical re-sizing but our aptitude to target. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". The capability to transition iteravely leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to cultivate transparently. We will reintermediate the capacity of process management metrics to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you envisioneer intra-mega-cyber-super-seamlessly, you may have to repurpose dynamically. We will generate the ability of mission-critical deliverables to benchmark. The aptitude to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent virally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with new partnerships? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate partnerships, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSLT. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "end-to-end". The ability to mesh proactively leads to the capability to empower intuitively.