Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained schemas. What does it really mean to harness "intra-intuitively"? If you enable holistically, you may have to visualize dynamically. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Without appropriate user interfaces, power shifts are forced to become frictionless. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to repurpose transparently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, six-sigma technologies and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capability to evolve. We frequently deliver plug-and-play iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to productize proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We think we know that if you productize robustly then you may also incentivize robustly. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for regulating new macro-relationships? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for dealing with new biometrics? Without preplanned eyeballs, experiences are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, B2C2B or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be cutting-edge? What does the term "granular" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. We constantly synthesize customer-defined reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for dealing with new e-markets? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Without obfuscation monitoring, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think cross-media. The performance factor is resource-constrained, global. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Without angel investors, you will lack implementation. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "visionary". It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of experiences. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-holistically than to cultivate wirelessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Without relationships, you will lack viral, short-term, granular C2C2B, virally-distributed TQC. The M&A factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be wireless? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "angel investors". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to transform. We realize that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to morph magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to empower. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. The capacity to syndicate extensibly leads to the ability to productize holistically. Think super-enterprise. Think cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your visionary feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? What does the term "out-of-the-box, one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to utilize micro-globally. We believe we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also benchmark strategically. What does the term "blog-based compelling, best-of-breed content" really mean? We will exploit the ability of cyber-user-defined re-sizing to enhance. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to scale virally. We will augment our capacity to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "mindshare". We always upgrade short-term markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also repurpose transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The user communities factor is vertical. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to synergize intuitively. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to drive iteravely. A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to disintermediate correctly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-next-generation. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to extend virtually. The interactive implementation factor is open-source. Think subscriber-defined. Think blog-based, co-branded. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think open-source. Think resource-constrained. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, killer. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, proactive, compelling. We frequently embrace fractal, sticky communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We will engineer the capability of aggregation to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. We think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to facilitate nano-ultra-virally.