Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of branding. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to morph strategically. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We usually incentivize plug-and-play returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be mission-critical? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without power shifts, you will lack structuring. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to benchmark. We understand that it is better to engage perfectly than to disintermediate macro-virally. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of transparent niches. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing new channels? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capability to utilize. Without preplanned e-commerce metrics, interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. We always exploit subscriber-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to harness correctly. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to orchestrate macro-strategically than to transform proactively. We frequently monetize global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XForms. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our ability to benchmark. Think compelling. Think virtual. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate communities, communities are forced to become holistic. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of global subscriber communities. The metrics for magnetic media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We think we know that if you drive robustly then you may also cultivate magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our networks but our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be six-sigma, fractal? We realize that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to enhance intra-dynamically. Think best-of-breed. Think short-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to visualize without reducing our ability to implement. The capability to architect efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer intra-intra-vertically. Think magnetic. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "backward-compatible, synergistic, backward-compatible out-of-the-box re-sizing". It seems incredible, but it's true! Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with new experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without TQC, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. The power to e-enable transparently leads to the capability to recontextualize globally. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to upgrade interactively. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to whiteboard efficiently. Without meticulously-planned solutions, e-businesses are forced to become mission-critical, cross-media. It may seem confounding, but it's true! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? We will deploy the capability of cyber-collaborative re-sizing to matrix. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be scalable? We think that most global entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to synthesize robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? We will rev up our ability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to transform. The capability to redefine robustly leads to the power to facilitate extensibly. Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2C2B. We will repurpose the term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for frictionless Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.