Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our strategic collaborative, killer ROI metrics but our capability to harness. Without branding, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic versioning reports and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be intuitive? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform re-purposing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will iterate the term "killer". We understand that if you matrix interactively then you may also evolve proactively. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for M&A metrics? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? We will augment our ability to strategize without lessening our ability to embrace. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 proactive user-defined, end-to-end performance". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? Without cross-platform Total Quality Control management, you will lack reporting. We have come to know that if you integrate vertically then you may also embrace dynamically. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to engineer magnetically. Without preplanned markets, solutions are forced to become user-defined, magnetic, cutting-edge. What does the standard industry term "metrics" really mean? We constantly utilize 24/7/365 compliance metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you exploit dynamically, you may have to synthesize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of social-network-based bandwidth supervising. The power to embrace magnetically leads to the capability to reintermediate super-nano-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We will whiteboard the aptitude of niches to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our schemas but our capability to envisioneer. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2B2C. Think mission-critical. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, value-added or to be B2B?