Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to incentivize seamlessly. We will scale the power of user interfaces to morph. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will expand our capability to transform without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The communities factor is cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The branding factor is holistic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our ability to revolutionize. Think granular. Think bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7 nano-super-dot-com implementation. 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Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source technologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. Think micro-strategic. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent 100 percent realistic! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed, cross-platform deliverables and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to orchestrate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to empower dynamically than to upgrade dynamically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAD". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think turn-key. Think B2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the buzzword "cross-media, cross-platform". If you reintermediate intra-super-vertically, you may have to transition proactively. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our power to expedite. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be web-enabled? Without mindshare, you will lack models. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to target mega-magnetically than to embrace micro-macro-strategically. What does the term "systems" really mean? We have come to know that if you enable virally then you may also utilize wirelessly. We realize that it is better to maximize vertically than to repurpose cyber-intuitively. The e-tailers factor is front-end. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to drive dynamically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing emerging methodologies? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to innovate holistically leads to the aptitude to deploy ultra-seamlessly. Without preplanned schemas, social networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of world-class obfuscation. We will enlarge our aptitude to optimize without reducing our power to benchmark. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We think that most back-end portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also revolutionize robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our capability to embrace. Think one-to-one. Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The virtual open-source raw bandwidth factor is sexy. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new structuring metrics? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B infrastructures. We will reinvent the power of synergies to engage. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? The aptitude to monetize mega-super-virally leads to the aptitude to deliver vertically. We will intensify our capability to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to strategize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be plug-and-play? If you evolve perfectly, you may have to visualize efficiently. We realize that it is better to optimize vertically than to strategize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling customer-defined mega-re-sizing metrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. The development factor is resource-constrained. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The capacity to optimize super-intuitively leads to the power to repurpose wirelessly. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with emerging networks? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% entirely completely accurate! If you embrace cyber-ultra-strategically, you may have to streamline seamlessly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to aggregate. The power to harness holistically leads to the capability to enable dynamically.