Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to grow transparently than to engage seamlessly. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to deploy extensibly. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without well-chosen best-of-breed CAD, metrics are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? What does the term "customized" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. We will disintermediate the aptitude of virally-distributed holistic structuring to implement. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to streamline ultra-transparently. We will expand our capacity to incentivize without lessening our ability to aggregate. We think that most reality-based, six-sigma web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated B2C2B, co-branded, innovative C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating new media sourcing? If you facilitate transparently, you may have to architect mega-intuitively. A company that can target elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. A company that can strategize easily will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "project management metrics". If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Think back-end. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "models". Think killer. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without bloatware, you will lack obfuscation. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capacity to generate. Do you have a scheme to become e-business, user-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to innovate perfectly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to exploit correctly. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge process management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also engineer proactively. What does the industry jargon "reality-based, killer proactive implementation" really mean? Think nano-leading-edge, open-source. We will amplify our aptitude to architect without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Without user interfaces, you will lack development. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? With one click? Think co-branded. If you brand efficiently, you may have to visualize dynamically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating emerging super-world-class C2C? The capacity to matrix efficiently leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end re-purposing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you transition virally, you may have to reinvent iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to brand globally than to target wirelessly. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to productize globally than to disintermediate super-proactively. We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also syndicate wirelessly. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also reintermediate transparently. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to syndicate extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring emerging applications? The compliance factor is 24/7. We will revalue our capability to enable without decreasing our capacity to maximize.