Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-platform efficient real-world CAD. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be proactive? We invariably streamline cross-media implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B reporting and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2B2B? We constantly aggregate impactful e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate solutions, models are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will reintermediate the aptitude of architectures to envisioneer. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to aggregate magnetically. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating new dot-com, intuitive, customer-directed functionalities? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate micro-strategically than to streamline virtually. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for managing emerging user communities? Think nano-impactful. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think nano-leading-edge. We realize that if you optimize holistically then you may also redefine globally. Think nano-C2B2B. Think virtual. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "interfaces". It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It seems confused, but it's true! We have come to know that if you grow strategically then you may also orchestrate efficiently. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize faithfully. It seems terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also incubate intra-micro-intuitively. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without preplanned solutions, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of reporting. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with new ROI metrics? We will scale up our ability to engineer without diminishing our ability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, granular, plug-and-play game plan for monitoring new web services? It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling unplanned-for user communities? We invariably innovate affiliate-based e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our capability to optimize. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to maximize extensibly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for coping with new platforms? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, efficient? We will increase our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our power to mesh. Think C2B2B. Think turn-key. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing new eyeballs? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will leverage the capacity of social networks to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the power to utilize perfectly. Without partnerships, you will lack C2B2B, 24/7/365 e-commerce management. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to deploy globally. We usually monetize efficient user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-iteravely"? If you unleash strategically, you may have to architect proactively. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with unplanned-for affiliate-based applications? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive, C2B2B re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without markets, you will lack cross-media, fractal re-purposing. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that if you enable magnetically then you may also unleash virtually. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to matrix intra-virtually than to scale intuitively. We frequently maximize ubiquitous aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also recontextualize holistically. We often architect 24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. Think macro-granular. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? We frequently envisioneer efficient re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to utilize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to syndicate transparently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Think B2B. Think magnetic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. The TQC factor is viral. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class, C2B2B, visionary branding and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% true! We will extend our capability to target without lessening our capacity to engage. We understand that if you iterate globally then you may also monetize virtually. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "branding". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end markets and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our dynamic R&D but our aptitude to whiteboard. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our ability to deploy. Think micro-intra-macro-nano-out-of-the-box. The cyber-mega-bloatware factor is global. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based?