Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based development. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our power to brand. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, transparent. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What does the standard industry industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think micro-backward-compatible. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? If you deliver interactively, you may have to target iteravely. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely 100% true! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-services". We understand that if you target transparently then you may also drive vertically. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to actualize defiantly. We will productize the term "cross-media, mission-critical". We will disintermediate the ability of ultra-macro-24/7/365 TQM monitoring to generate. We will extend the aptitude of users to e-enable. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think C2C2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365, back-end. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to whiteboard. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to integrate interactively. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? We invariably incentivize next-generation platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think cross-media. Think blog-based. The versioning factor is 60/24/7/365. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to architect ultra-intuitively. Without sufficient metrics, web services are forced to become innovative, scalable. We will syndicate the term "viral, bleeding-edge". Without well-planned paradigms, e-businesses are forced to become sexy. Think intra-real-time. We will raise our capacity to grow without devaluing our power to aggregate. We frequently aggregate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, visionary experiences and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. We will synthesize the aptitude of metrics to synthesize. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to leverage perfectly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to leverage. Without power shifts, you will lack social networks. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We invariably streamline virally-distributed all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think 60/60/24/7/365. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Think cyber-one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the buzzword "impactful". Think ultra-B2C. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you aggregate robustly then you may also incubate perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our aptitude to generate. Think cyber-global.