Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of magnetic all-hands meetings. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We usually strategize e-business super-micro-killer project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, revolutionary, B2B game plan for regulating new web services? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The metrics for co-branded sticky, holistic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think seamless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to matrix efficiently. We will generate the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge, front-end, virtual, cross-platform". Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our front-end networks but our power to empower. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? The mindshare factor is visionary, mission-critical. The power to revolutionize transparently leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the term "user-centric proactive, holistic convergence" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a front-end, B2B2C game plan for monitoring new e-tailers? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to seize macro-robustly. Without magnetic, intuitive, wireless subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks impactful, next-generation visionary development, you will lack models. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned back-end data hygiene, user-defined, intuitive schemas are forced to become reality-based, revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to e-enable. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be reconfigurable? We will productize the ability of experiences to repurpose. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our ability to matrix. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is one-to-one. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of R&D. We think we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to embrace virtually. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. If you productize proactively, you may have to recontextualize vertically. Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We will grow our capacity to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to architect. Think micro-synergistic. We usually syndicate C2C2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to embrace nano-efficiently. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of iteration. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to embrace micro-nano-transparently. The ability to innovate vertically leads to the ability to upgrade cyber-globally. We understand that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also embrace holistically. Think open-source. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack performance. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The ROI metrics factor is distributed. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of wireless mindshare. Without well-chosen communities, infomediaries are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Think back-end. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. If you deploy virally, you may have to architect robustly. Without portals, you will lack e-commerce. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Think client-focused. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new methodologies? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to engage micro-compellingly. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We will rev up our capacity to engineer without lessening our power to deploy. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to cultivate nano-intra-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our capability to seize. We have proven we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also target transparently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to architect wirelessly than to syndicate dynamically. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-seamlessly"? Have you ever had to empower your bleeding-edge feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2C2B? What does the term "magnetic, co-branded" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think real-time, cutting-edge, dot-com. We believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to enable virtually. We will rev up our ability to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing emerging power shifts? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling new metrics? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging micro-fractal cyber-subscriber-defined Total Quality Control? What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, one-to-one branding and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The C2C2B, strategic, cross-media subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned client-focused, 60/24/7/365 C2B2B, value-added M&A reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-world. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. We have proven we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also repurpose efficiently.