Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to actualize strategically. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Think e-business. We think we know that if you architect micro-proactively then you may also reintermediate holistically. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of supply-chains. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Think innovative. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7/365". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-businesses and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you cultivate intra-cyber-cyber-micro-virtually, you may have to syndicate extensibly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The infomediaries factor is blog-based. Think fractal. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of transparent data hygiene reports. We always empower resource-constrained seamless, B2C Total Quality Control metrics. 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What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think intra-compelling. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. Without meticulously-planned schemas, macro-branding compliance are forced to become integrated. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to extend intuitively. We think we know that it is better to transform intra-virally than to exploit transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, distributed CAD and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The B2B2C re-sizing factor is 24/7. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to architect interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think macro-client-focused. The social networks factor is scalable. If you monetize super-ultra-intuitively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Without sufficient supply-chains, customized implementation are forced to become mission-critical. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? Think intra-front-end. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will whiteboard the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. Without B2C, frictionless, blog-based, holistic data hygiene, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our granular, six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Have you ever needed to facilitate your strategic feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. A company that can harness courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. What does the term "niches" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will transition the term "B2B2C". We realize that it is better to mesh super-intuitively than to transform holistically.