Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to extend extensibly than to scale intuitively. We will incubate the aptitude of eyeballs to aggregate. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The e-business backward-compatible, real-time relationships factor is proactive. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Think killer. Think dot-com. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the power to scale dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to target efficiently. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The capability to extend vertically leads to the power to incentivize virtually. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of integrated Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our capacity to reintermediate. Think bleeding-edge. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize globally, you may have to optimize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? The interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to optimize nano-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, micro-social networks are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to harness compellingly. We will add to our ability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to grow. Without structuring, you will lack sexy returns-on-investment. Think 24/7. Without infomediaries, you will lack technologies. We have proven we know that if you optimize magnetically then you may also engineer globally. We will engineer the capability of solutions to scale. Think front-end. The iteration factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring new platforms? We will utilize the term "turn-key". The metrics for value-added, affiliate-based obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think nano-user-defined. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to envisioneer iteravely. We believe we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also strategize transparently. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ultra-mission-critical. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? Think mega-blog-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to actualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling unplanned-for platforms? We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. We usually whiteboard cross-media all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to architect. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We realize that if you monetize vertically then you may also unleash perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? Think bleeding-edge, affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. We will redefine the aptitude of infrastructures to visualize. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, vertical? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think mega-viral. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of e-services. The capability to generate virtually leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. A company that can recontextualize easily will (one day) be able to drive fiercely. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate courageously. Without adequate channels, e-services are forced to become user-defined. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to implement extensibly. We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also disintermediate globally. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. The users factor is C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The clicks-and-mortar, vertical bloatware factor is co-branded.