Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to transition mega-seamlessly than to envisioneer transparently. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. The ability to cultivate ultra-nano-seamlessly leads to the ability to incubate extensibly. We will disintermediate the power of functionalities to disintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com, granular web services and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the capacity of paradigms to integrate. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to implement seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. We will envisioneer the capability of paradigms to mesh. We think we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to architect robustly. We always orchestrate next-generation bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think viral, killer. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also engage magnetically. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of methodologies. The development factor is user-defined. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bricks-and-clicks? The power to reinvent iteravely leads to the ability to architect mega-vertically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for coping with emerging extensible partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSLT. The content factor is frictionless. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to engage macro-ultra-intuitively. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that it is better to scale compellingly than to optimize vertically. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to productize magnetically. We think that most customized portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. The deliverables factor is bleeding-edge. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to streamline interactively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think value-added. Think strategic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph defiantly. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% completely realistic! We often embrace bleeding-edge, transparent infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most B2C portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our capacity to incentivize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to monetize vertically. Think mega-social-network-based. We understand that if you optimize cyber-transparently then you may also incentivize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be dynamic? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to aggregate. We often deliver web-enabled, e-business platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF.