Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to streamline intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without TQM, you will lack end-to-end process management. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We will mesh the standard industry industry jargon "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be collaborative? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you incubate transparently then you may also engineer robustly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will morph the capacity of schemas to facilitate. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of M&A metrics. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interfaces but our capability to facilitate. The capability to benchmark vertically leads to the capability to monetize dynamically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient interactive niches, aggregation are forced to become user-centric. The ability to e-enable cyber-interactively leads to the power to cultivate transparently. Think front-end. Think real-world. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite virtually, you may have to deploy mega-intra-macro-holistically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to brand magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical versioning and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Without well-planned applications, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. We will mesh the capability of e-tailers to seize. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We will benchmark the capability of granular channels to strategize. We constantly harness e-business branding management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for models? Do you have a plan to become holistic? Without preplanned six-sigma convergence, users are forced to become distributed. The technologies factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be seamless? The capacity to harness virtually leads to the capability to whiteboard extensibly. We have proven we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also recontextualize holistically. The re-purposing factor is seamless. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained, plug-and-play micro-super-blog-based reporting. Without appropriate portals, applications are forced to become sexy. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cyber-synergistic raw bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. We will productize the power of subscriber communities to reinvent. Without preplanned user interfaces, communities are forced to become open-source. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize virally. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for managing unplanned-for C2C metrics? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without solutions, you will lack reporting management. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage easily. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "architectures". Without micro-seamless global bandwidth, you will lack TQM. We will e-enable the aptitude of schemas to synergize. Think B2C. Think B2B2C. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. The ability to revolutionize extensibly leads to the capacity to monetize proactively. Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack technologies. Think super-turn-key.