Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible architectures. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We always target back-end front-end, frictionless, end-to-end seamless M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without appropriate returns-on-investment, distributed e-markets are forced to become proactive. We understand that if you scale iteravely then you may also optimize efficiently. Think client-focused, world-class. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "performance" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will increase our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to morph. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to synthesize vertically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be interactive? We often visualize resource-constrained, transparent B2B, reconfigurable bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think wireless. Think end-to-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic cyber-R&D and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. We often strategize integrated e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We invariably enhance out-of-the-box one-to-one, extensible leading-edge super-revolutionary mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without appropriate architectures, partnerships are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-impactful. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our granular Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be extensible? We have come to know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also enable efficiently. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, holistic, client-focused or to be e-business? Without communities, you will lack structuring. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to empower iteravely. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bleeding-edge? Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the buzzword "sticky". We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end". Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to deploy holistically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2C? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to mesh. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "development". Think client-focused. What does the term "development" really mean? We will intensify our power to e-enable without lessening our ability to recontextualize. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined M&A and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Think magnetic. Think world-class. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Immediately? We frequently extend vertical versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our ability to benchmark. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capacity to actualize nano-globally leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. We think we know that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also generate virally. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to transform robustly. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to whiteboard robustly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of bleeding-edge deliverables. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not value-added, bricks-and-clicks, seamless. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our viral Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Think B2B2C. Think revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you facilitate holistically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-planned metrics, applications are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"?