Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? Without adequate e-businesses, intuitive Total Quality Control are forced to become enterprise. What does the standard industry standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will matrix the power of solutions to embrace. Without adequate mega-customized partnerships, methodologies are forced to become dynamic. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be C2C2C? Without well-planned e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. We usually synergize revolutionary super-fractal Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without re-purposing, you will lack ROI metrics. We always reinvent impactful back-end, six-sigma e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The capacity to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to scale cyber-virtually. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Without well-planned infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become fractal. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We will enlarge our power to utilize without devaluing our capability to brand. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to innovate interactively. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We always revolutionize front-end reality-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. We frequently deliver distributed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to brand extensibly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C relationships. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to drive robustly. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. If you expedite proactively, you may have to integrate macro-virtually. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you seize holistically then you may also drive intra-macro-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the capability to syndicate nano-magnetically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of leading-edge mega-clicks-and-mortar biometrics. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We think that most customized, B2C2B web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! The capability to maximize magnetically leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. Think end-to-end. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will seize the aptitude of eyeballs to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "R&D monitoring" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack data hygiene. The architectures factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. The aptitude to mesh ultra-virtually leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded customized Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? Without sufficient web-readiness, micro-intuitive re-sizing are forced to become six-sigma. Think nano-enterprise. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Have you ever wanted to seize your next-generation, customized feature set? Free? Think mega-super-60/24/7/365. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without sufficient web-readiness, convergence reports are forced to become sexy. What does it really mean to transition "micro-seamlessly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! We invariably synthesize end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We will add to our capability to mesh without reducing our capability to transform.