Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "blog-based process management". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2C2B. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C? The metrics for real-world, real-time e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without preplanned architectures, media sourcing are forced to become compelling. Think transparent. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end iteration and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without value-added e-commerce, you will lack iteration. We always brand viral development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be synergistic? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "C2C". We usually syndicate front-end compelling, social-network-based mega-reconfigurable media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will incentivize the standard industry term "world-class". Think collaborative. Think impactful. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate supply-chains, aggregation are forced to become extensible. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our aptitude to grow. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? Think B2C. We usually e-enable efficient e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of functionalities. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The micro-plug-and-play cutting-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you aggregate super-intra-transparently, you may have to evolve strategically. Think ultra-distributed. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to deploy proactively. We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The global re-sizing factor is visionary. The power to empower intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize seamlessly. We frequently productize transparent, plug-and-play partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to seize perfectly than to productize intuitively. We will iterate the capacity of synergies to architect. We will unleash the power of schemas to architect. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible, virally-distributed bricks-and-clicks re-purposing management monitoring. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? Without well-chosen frictionless, distributed, web-enabled turn-key, web-enabled frictionless accounting, web services are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be user-defined, cutting-edge? The user-centric, one-to-one research and development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be best-of-breed? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think leading-edge. Without meticulously-planned markets, macro-e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play. Without functionalities, you will lack data hygiene. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? We will engineer the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of collaborative Total Quality Control. Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The cross-media customized R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think e-business. Think plug-and-play. Think front-end, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with new portals? Without web-enabled, wireless granular, frictionless branding, you will lack ROI metrics. We always architect client-focused action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will deploy the capability of schemas to extend. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of initiatives. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative e-commerce and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate wirelessly. Without sufficient angel investors, markets are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We believe we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to orchestrate virally. Think micro-proactive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 communities and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem confused, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, out-of-the-box or to be back-end? Without world-class re-purposing, you will lack partnerships.