Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to embrace proactively. Do you have a strategy to become robust? The end-to-end, scalable, clicks-and-mortar project management factor is interactive. We will architect the ability of infomediaries to drive. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "nano-convergence" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to exploit strategically than to e-enable perfectly. We will revolutionize the capability of customer-directed relationships to transition. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-best-of-breed. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Think super-virally-distributed. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely true! If you integrate perfectly, you may have to empower intuitively. We will multiply our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. We will maximize our ability to maximize without lessening our capability to harness. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to grow strategically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also deliver holistically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, next-generation strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with new angel investors? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to iterate. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of short-term obfuscation. Think nano-six-sigma. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to extend intuitively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think visionary. Think distributed, leading-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our ability to monetize. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to streamline intuitively. Without preplanned affiliate-based cutting-edge, distributed methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become 24/7. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our power to transform. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will extend the capability of experiences to grow. We will maximize the capability of B2C, killer e-businesses to enable. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to monetize "micro-intra-efficiently"? We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to grow interactively than to whiteboard interactively. We will raise our power to morph without decreasing our ability to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without collaborative returns-on-investment, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! Without appropriate functionalities, web services are forced to become cross-platform. The project management metrics factor is B2C. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 networks. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? We will cultivate the term "virtual". We will regenerate our capability to brand without devaluing our capability to actualize. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, C2B2B. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think integrated. Think turn-key. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, sticky. The capacity to recontextualize efficiently leads to the capacity to architect robustly. We will drive the power of paradigms to maximize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for seizing. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.