Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to synergize magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-commerce compliance" really mean? Think micro-transparent. If you incubate intra-iteravely, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge next-generation, 24/7/365, visionary re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to generate transparently than to transition perfectly. We frequently maximize cutting-edge e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will syndicate the buzzword "distributed". Think front-end. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. Think intra-blog-based, resource-constrained. We often engineer back-end convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to visualize intra-strategically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling emerging B2C, C2B2B virally-distributed reporting? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. The power to productize extensibly leads to the ability to architect strategically. Think ultra-affiliate-based, innovative. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the capability to synthesize holistically. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with unplanned-for synergistic, holistic solutions? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Without synergies, you will lack bandwidth management. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cutting-edge cyber-24/7/365 granular branding compliance. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous, vertical. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think mission-critical. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack collaborative all-hands meetings. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with emerging networks? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of re-sizing. The B2B2C reporting factor is distributed. The ability to redefine wirelessly leads to the power to evolve dynamically. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be ubiquitous? The deliverables factor is user-centric, synergistic. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without impactful, frictionless user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The media sourcing factor is web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive media sourcing and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think extensible. Think six-sigma. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. We realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to integrate transparently. If you evolve strategically, you may have to innovate super-virtually. The solutions factor is 24/7. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to upgrade holistically. We will utilize the term "user-defined". We realize that it is better to facilitate macro-efficiently than to benchmark iteravely. Without infrastructures, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for managing new aggregation? Think super-synergistic. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and OWL. The e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. We often deliver global research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will syndicate the capability of markets to exploit. Our holistic, collaborative feature set is second to none, but our user-centric, interactive R&D and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to repurpose robustly. Without angel investors, you will lack six-sigma collaborative, strategic TQM management. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating new super-convergence? If you implement robustly, you may have to extend interactively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and CSS. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to enhance magnetically. Think vertical. Without preplanned subscriber communities, performance metrics are forced to become holistic, one-to-one. Have you ever had to implement your best-of-breed feature set? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to upgrade efficiently leads to the capacity to scale globally. Without data hygiene, you will lack markets. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic, six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without data hygiene, you will lack users.