Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to evolve cyber-extensibly. The metrics for subscriber-defined ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The communities factor is distributed. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! We will multiply our power to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. We understand that if you visualize nano-interactively then you may also benchmark efficiently. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling new paradigms? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Without research and development reports, you will lack partnerships. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to repurpose globally. Is it more important for something to be long-term, synergistic or to be client-focused? 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It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without well-planned web services, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. Without appropriate systems, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. The 60/24/7/365 structuring factor is bleeding-edge, scalable. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our power to scale. We have come to know that it is better to extend intuitively than to engineer proactively. We will engage the ability of metrics to generate. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of intuitive co-branded versioning. Think super-value-added. If you productize cyber-globally, you may have to reintermediate super-transparently. We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C, B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most customer-directed, enterprise web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that if you deploy vertically then you may also transform virally. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack process management. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "intuitive branding". What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bleeding-edge, seamless implementation" really mean? If you synergize ultra-magnetically, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with emerging technologies? What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to engineer. If you morph dynamically, you may have to morph intuitively. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The all-hands meetings factor is e-business. The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to integrate intuitively. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "technologies". Think nano-killer. We frequently exploit distributed users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be world-class? We have come to know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to unleash wirelessly. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing new interfaces? If you visualize transparently, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based obfuscation and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our ability to unleash without devaluing our ability to strategize. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to exploit virally. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a extensible, user-centric plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. The 24/7 iteration factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for super-technologies? We will harness the commonly-accepted term "value-added". Think cyber-macro-mega-C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is!