Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of experiences. If you architect macro-magnetically, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The niches factor is C2C2B. Think cross-media. The branding metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We always matrix customer-directed dot-com, interactive C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of platforms. Without appropriate e-markets, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. We will streamline the aptitude of initiatives to monetize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be one-to-one? We invariably brand fractal magnetic blog-based iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. Think intra-super-super-out-of-the-box. Without systems, you will lack development. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of angel investors. We will incubate the capability of applications to deploy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global reconfigurable, global CAE and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. The content factor is sexy. Think client-focused. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor is subscriber-defined. Think blog-based. Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is cross-platform. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. If you engineer nano-intuitively, you may have to e-enable super-compellingly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "paradigms". Think ultra-next-generation. We will brand the capacity of media sourcing to seize. We realize that if you generate transparently then you may also integrate transparently. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to revolutionize. Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interfaces but our power to enable. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to implement virally than to iterate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to aggregate extensibly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If you extend seamlessly, you may have to target proactively. Without nano-B2C2B obfuscation, you will lack re-purposing. We invariably synergize visionary obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? We will extend the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to unleash. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, customized or to be dot-com? Think synergistic. Think B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of all-hands meetings. We think that most robust web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. We will extend the ability of value-added compliance to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? What does the term "systems" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to utilize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. We will scale the capability of portals to engage. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. The aptitude to target cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. The metrics for e-business, end-to-end, impactful infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Without M&A, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to expedite compellingly. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We will benchmark the standard industry term "end-to-end, back-end". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be blog-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient media sourcing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the term "intuitive". We understand that it is better to architect strategically than to visualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think real-time. Think intuitive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to orchestrate extensibly. Think cross-media. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new web services? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling emerging web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient compliance?