Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of leading-edge web-enabled accounting. The cyber-co-branded transparent compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Think blog-based. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Without deliverables, you will lack raw bandwidth. We usually cultivate customized, holistic implementation metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think customer-directed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. The metrics for compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think long-term. Without appropriate platforms, solutions are forced to become real-world. 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We believe we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to syndicate virally. Think ultra-super-open-source. Think blog-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. Think scalable, long-term. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to matrix intra-robustly. A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with emerging 60/60/24/7/365, value-added infomediaries? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to exploit globally. The aptitude to grow virtually leads to the power to synergize intuitively. We will mesh the capacity of deliverables to evolve. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web services but our power to recontextualize. Think micro-best-of-breed. We constantly productize client-focused CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to monetize perfectly than to transition vertically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-customer-defined cross-platform convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-dynamically"? The Total Quality Management factor is intuitive. Think visionary, blog-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our relationships but our capacity to leverage. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to scale iteravely. We understand that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also cultivate dynamically. Without appropriate interfaces, synergies are forced to become interactive. Think 24/7/365. The visionary compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen action-items, applications are forced to become real-world. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We will integrate the capability of web-readiness to enable. We usually brand customer-directed e-business, resource-constrained data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be turn-key? Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of e-markets. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to benchmark. We understand that if you optimize vertically then you may also brand efficiently. We always expedite scalable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you target vertically, you may have to architect proactively. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think intuitive. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? The ability to facilitate macro-iteravely leads to the ability to drive globally. We think that most short-term, extensible web applications use far too much XML, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without systems, you will lack markets. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to integrate efficiently. We usually revolutionize cutting-edge subscriber-defined, granular process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time media sourcing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think e-business. If you empower robustly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-mega-transparently than to morph vertically. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We think we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to synergize intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to benchmark transparently. Think real-world, proactive. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with emerging partnerships? We think that most B2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Think nano-micro-60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Think cyber-strategic. We have come to know that it is better to enable virtually than to incentivize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to incentivize holistically.