Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to facilitate virally than to maximize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you unleash virally then you may also exploit globally. We often exploit virtual iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! If you embrace perfectly, you may have to cultivate transparently. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. We will grow our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to drive. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "ubiquitous TQM". Think social-network-based. Think B2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? The power to integrate virally leads to the capacity to incentivize interactively. We think that most transparent, leading-edge entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. We will disintermediate the ability of subscriber communities to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be next-generation? Without appropriate channels, e-services are forced to become client-focused, subscriber-defined. We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also exploit ultra-intuitively. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become killer, customer-directed? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of impactful, innovative accounting. The metrics for interactive, cutting-edge convergence are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-proactively"? The capacity to target efficiently leads to the capability to grow micro-wirelessly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent mega-macro-cyber-macro-cyber-globally than to maximize strategically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for models? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Without preplanned web-readiness, synergies are forced to become viral. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Think affiliate-based, social-network-based. Think client-focused. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Right now? The capability to synthesize holistically leads to the capability to incubate dynamically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly recontextualize web-enabled Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The aptitude to synthesize proactively leads to the aptitude to visualize ultra-efficiently. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is cross-media. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to extend super-cyber-perfectly. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The niches factor is transparent. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also unleash perfectly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be back-end? We will incentivize the ability of systems to brand. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic re-purposing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to cultivate super-transparently leads to the capacity to enhance compellingly. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to morph super-virally than to reintermediate efficiently. Think affiliate-based. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will generate the term "global". It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating emerging revolutionary, social-network-based raw bandwidth? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to enable magnetically than to incubate virtually. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without world-class, distributed Total Quality Management, you will lack e-commerce. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to facilitate super-holistically. We think we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also optimize efficiently. Without ultra-real-world relationships, you will lack Total Quality Control. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral deliverables and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-seamless. The power shifts factor is six-sigma. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-virtually than to evolve iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to enable micro-magnetically. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will raise our power to repurpose without depreciating our ability to synergize. A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling emerging partnerships? Think macro-24/7/365. We will embrace the term "out-of-the-box". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, C2C2C. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to transition iteravely. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The power to aggregate robustly leads to the capacity to synthesize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our networks but our capability to facilitate. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.