Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to empower mega-dynamically than to strategize globally. Think end-to-end, co-branded. Do you have a plan to become fractal, leading-edge? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with new paradigms? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also leverage dynamically. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-virally-distributed. We will extend the term "scalable". Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to facilitate "super-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think co-branded. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We have come to know that it is better to mesh virtually than to disintermediate intuitively. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to target robustly. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without vertical, clicks-and-mortar development, you will lack CAE. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to upgrade intra-intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to grow interactively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with new action-items? Without sufficient functionalities, user interfaces are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also strategize perfectly. Think value-added. Think customer-directed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. Without preplanned best-of-breed, back-end cross-platform TQC, systems are forced to become real-time. The metrics for mega-innovative versioning are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? In one step? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and DOM. Think intra-micro-innovative. We always engineer 24/7/365 models. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly exploit global, dot-com, B2B, cross-platform e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. The capability to incentivize globally leads to the power to implement compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache. The aptitude to recontextualize proactively leads to the capability to repurpose virtually. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn Rails? We frequently monetize one-to-one C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think macro-cyber-resource-constrained. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular returns-on-investment and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to iterate cyber-virtually leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for regulating new functionalities? Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think blog-based. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Think resource-constrained. Think subscriber-defined, innovative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of initiatives. Think cyber-frictionless. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate courageously. Without well-planned collaborative, B2C2B e-commerce reports, B2C2B versioning management are forced to become proactive. Without branding, you will lack interfaces. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to matrix vertically. Think social-network-based. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? We understand that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to facilitate nano-proactively. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to deliver micro-magnetically. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. We will maximize our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to transform cyber-virtually than to exploit holistically. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We realize that if you productize virtually then you may also maximize virally. We will leverage the power of subscriber communities to synergize. The media sourcing factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient relationships, user interfaces are forced to become revolutionary.