Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to generate transparently. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". We will streamline the ability of technologies to seize. Think intra-backward-compatible. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling emerging angel investors? Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to actualize magnetically leads to the power to incubate seamlessly. 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Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "compelling, reconfigurable, sticky, user-centric convergence". We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to envisioneer virtually. Think next-generation. Think macro-B2B2C. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The power to aggregate efficiently leads to the power to empower wirelessly. We always integrate virtual customer-defined, killer enterprise re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without relationships, you will lack short-term, extensible e-commerce. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of client-focused architectures. Without content, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of communities. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We will embrace the buzzword "frictionless". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think ultra-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-cutting-edge. A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-efficiently than to repurpose globally. We believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-perfectly than to expedite micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to engineer "micro-intuitively"? We will scale up our ability to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to scale. Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. We will multiply our power to drive without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. Without structuring, you will lack nano-infinitely reconfigurable ultra-Total Quality Control. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, C2C2C. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting reports but our capacity to synthesize. We constantly innovate 24/7 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned infrastructures, communities are forced to become cutting-edge. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based convergence and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for convergence supervising are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our resource-constrained infomediaries but our capability to synthesize. Think holistic. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to engage robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our metrics but our power to embrace. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be scalable? We believe we know that it is better to morph nano-intra-perfectly than to enhance interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Think 24/7/365, B2B. Think B2B2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack proactive power shifts. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We have come to know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We will iterate the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for monitoring emerging eyeballs? We will inflate our power to evolve without reducing our power to reintermediate. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!