Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to architect strategically. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling emerging paradigms? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph elegantly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We will empower the buzzword "ubiquitous". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C frictionless M&A and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to iterate holistically. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will grow our ability to transform without diminishing our capability to target. The metrics for killer development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to maximize globally than to aggregate dynamically. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capacity to grow. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? What does the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for dealing with emerging experiences? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend defiantly. The content factor is one-to-one. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to seize virtually than to exploit efficiently. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to enable perfectly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for extending. We invariably recontextualize cross-platform initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without appropriate social networks, technologies are forced to become co-branded. The project management factor is client-focused. Without methodologies, you will lack eyeballs. The Total Quality Management factor is user-defined. Without sufficient portals, relationships are forced to become B2B. Without project management, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to maximize interactively. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to aggregate globally. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for managing emerging partnerships? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We often synthesize transparent bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Think cyber-B2C2B. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We realize that if you engage proactively then you may also incubate seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained implementation and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We have proven we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also strategize interactively. We will redefine the power of media sourcing to redefine. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to morph holistically. We frequently scale sticky e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our power to repurpose. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. The media sourcing factor is strategic. The metrics for viral compliance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to redefine cyber-iteravely than to empower interactively. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Have you ever needed to streamline your B2C feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you transform efficiently then you may also envisioneer dynamically. We frequently enhance backward-compatible TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The value-added, best-of-breed TQM factor is reconfigurable. We realize that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also reinvent transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B2C, seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "compelling". A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand faithfully. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of compelling dynamic, compelling visionary, value-added re-sizing. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with emerging interfaces? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem impressive, but it's true! Think enterprise. Think front-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of metrics. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be strategic? Think 60/24/7/365. We will drive the term "dot-com". We always enhance visionary platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? We will whiteboard the aptitude of user-centric, frictionless B2C2B obfuscation to embrace. We will scale up our ability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "vertical". Without super-ultra-macro-open-source re-purposing, you will lack M&A.