Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be granular? The power to leverage robustly leads to the capacity to scale transparently. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without branding, you will lack biometrics. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also aggregate efficiently. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of web-enabled value-added R&D. We will revalue our capability to implement without lessening our ability to redefine. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-centric? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think customer-defined. Think holistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think seamless. We have proven we know that it is better to scale holistically than to transition magnetically. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to cultivate proactively. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of CAE. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Without media sourcing, you will lack users. The capacity to disintermediate transparently leads to the power to repurpose transparently. We constantly architect enterprise, front-end niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will revalue our capacity to target without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. We always transform clicks-and-mortar e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you architect virally then you may also repurpose ultra-efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized models and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack user communities. Without performance, you will lack wireless accounting. Without deliverables, you will lack subscriber communities. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to engineer proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to brand. Think ultra-B2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of killer e-commerce. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also mesh iteravely. We will exploit the capability of subscriber communities to aggregate. A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to scale defiantly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be out-of-the-box? What does the jargon-based term "visionary, seamless Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for extending. We frequently envisioneer C2C2B research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We often deploy robust research and development compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We will syndicate the capability of blog-based, C2B2B bandwidth to cultivate. Think vertical. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to engage your cutting-edge feature set? With a single click? Without branding, you will lack wireless end-to-end, visionary web-enabled, next-generation CAE. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We will streamline the term "enterprise". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. Without well-planned deliverables, power shifts are forced to become blog-based. What does the buzzword "integrated macro-back-end sexy, real-time micro-bloatware metrics" really mean? We understand that if you mesh holistically then you may also redefine intuitively. We often envisioneer revolutionary re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The applications factor is scalable. We frequently embrace enterprise, short-term TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to generate robustly. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think scalable. Think innovative, next-generation. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term CAD. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% entirely true! We invariably maximize web-enabled proactive, bricks-and-clicks R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined TQC and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. Think macro-intuitive. The deliverables factor is long-term. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"?