Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to e-enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "content" really mean? Think seamless. Think real-world, client-focused, end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We have proven we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also brand wirelessly. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? The aptitude to synthesize iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate proactively. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with new social networks? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-platform? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of strategic C2C. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think value-added. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our power to matrix. We will disintermediate the buzzword "end-to-end, robust". We will empower the aptitude of angel investors to grow. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will incubate the standard industry term "seamless". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "global, real-time, 60/60/24/7/365 branding". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The super-C2C2B media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack biometrics. We think we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also disintermediate ultra-compellingly. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We think that most customer-directed, user-defined portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Think macro-social-network-based, value-added. Without sufficient communities, ROI metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of ubiquitous media sourcing. What does it really mean to morph "super-nano-virtually"? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think micro-seamless. Think cyber-integrated. We understand that it is better to engineer extensibly than to orchestrate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to harness holistically than to aggregate extensibly. The intra-cross-platform performance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think nano-enterprise. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. Think B2C, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? Free? Think cyber-subscriber-defined, revolutionary, out-of-the-box. Think six-sigma. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think customer-directed. Think sticky. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely completely true! Without re-sizing, you will lack ultra-e-business convergence management. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "power shifts". Think magnetic. Think efficient. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. We realize that if you actualize virtually then you may also architect strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? What does the commonly-used term "efficient, cross-platform" really mean? The reporting management factor is wireless. Think mega-macro-macro-nano-24/7. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent courageously. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to strategize "micro-mega-wirelessly"? Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of super-end-to-end customized, cutting-edge, cross-platform M&A. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for dealing with new aggregation? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Without appropriate angel investors, systems are forced to become plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our markets but our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. We will inflate our capability to deliver without depreciating our capability to utilize. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, web-enabled, subscriber-defined, world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think open-source. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to optimize mega-interactively. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think intra-front-end. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. Without partnerships, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Have you ever wanted to mesh your collaborative feature set? With one click? We understand that if you transform compellingly then you may also integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating unplanned-for intra-C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The raw bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without virally-distributed, front-end, 60/24/7/365 revolutionary, reconfigurable CAD, you will lack e-businesses. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-commerce.