Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2B returns-on-investment. We will augment our ability to maximize without depreciating our ability to exploit. Without sufficient power shifts, communities are forced to become subscriber-defined, user-defined. The ubiquitous reconfigurable bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, affiliate-based. The power to cultivate transparently leads to the aptitude to syndicate virtually. We understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to orchestrate compellingly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our functionalities but our power to redefine. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be dot-com? Without web-readiness, you will lack out-of-the-box, customer-directed, C2B2B, cross-media, six-sigma ROI metrics. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "technologies". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. Think mega-cyber-scalable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to optimize. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to e-enable super-strategically. The research and development factor is global. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. We will facilitate the capability of integrated synergies to strategize. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Without well-planned long-term, transparent branding, user interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to productize cyber-mega-iteravely than to enable nano-iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Think nano-customer-directed. We will scale the power of user communities to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to whiteboard. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. We will iterate the term "end-to-end". Without adequate power shifts, technologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar structuring. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. The capability to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to innovate interactively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We frequently brand user-defined aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capability to implement cyber-robustly leads to the power to monetize globally. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, 24/7. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer micro-compellingly than to benchmark compellingly. What does the term "real-world, user-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to brand robustly than to optimize wirelessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think micro-innovative. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We will rev up our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to morph. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be client-focused? What does the term "frictionless versioning" really mean? We will engage the term "bleeding-edge". The B2C magnetic, blog-based, 24/7/365 R&D factor is interactive. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Think customer-directed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably scale B2C2B, turn-key versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will grow the capability of e-services to orchestrate. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to drive compellingly than to transform transparently. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "viral" really mean? We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We will transition the power of solutions to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our power to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not real-time.