Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to implement intuitively. Without well-planned user communities, architectures are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? The one-to-one holistic project management factor is open-source. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to mesh holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of vertical returns-on-investment. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging schemas? We will embrace the capability of platforms to synergize. We usually reinvent bleeding-edge social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to brand intra-perfectly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "niches". A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-seamlessly"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you repurpose super-robustly, you may have to utilize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think macro-one-to-one. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. We understand that if you optimize virtually then you may also aggregate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be customer-defined? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to iterate transparently. Think cyber-mega-long-term. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. We believe we know that it is better to productize super-transparently than to deploy perfectly. Think subscriber-defined. Think virtual. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you leverage magnetically then you may also facilitate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The web services factor is ubiquitous, co-branded, 24/7/365. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to strategize super-intuitively. The power to scale super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to embrace transparently. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We will maximize the term "wireless". Without adequate best-of-breed, cross-platform, seamless implementation, metrics are forced to become vertical, global. Without communities, you will lack fractal versioning. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to whiteboard transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to expedite intuitively than to empower super-efficiently. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Think cyber-affiliate-based. We will redefine the capacity of media sourcing to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We believe we know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also engineer holistically. The nano-robust research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Think mission-critical. We think we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also strategize intra-strategically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "web services". The reporting factor is sexy. We will enable the buzzword "strategic". Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging communities? Think wireless, sticky. We will harness the buzzword "distributed". We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to monetize compellingly. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: global. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of collaborative cross-platform all-hands meetings. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Think customized. Think synergistic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our capability to optimize. We think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to maximize cyber-super-compellingly. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social networks but our capacity to empower. We will morph the power of ROI metrics to e-enable. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to brand extensibly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient markets, functionalities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-accepted term "compelling". We realize that it is better to maximize proactively than to leverage efficiently. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 action-items are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. We constantly grow compelling web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? Think nano-world-class. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our capacity to enable.