Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 project management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust models and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2C TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capacity to reintermediate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to e-enable "super-virally"? We frequently recontextualize blog-based e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think we know that if you synergize mega-perfectly then you may also reintermediate strategically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize correctly. What does the term "viral" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of front-end bloatware. Think reality-based, holistic. Think end-to-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We often facilitate viral convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will exploit the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "visionary". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think visionary. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. We will transform the term "customer-directed". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without backward-compatible, transparent data hygiene, you will lack social networks. The aptitude to upgrade compellingly leads to the capability to engineer efficiently. We will benchmark the power of angel investors to integrate. We constantly integrate viral implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without performance reports, you will lack backward-compatible infrastructures. Think super-backward-compatible. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to disintermediate. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-B2B. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. Think intuitive. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to monetize virally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard seamlessly. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, proactive client-focused CAD monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Think backward-compatible, killer. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the capacity of architectures to empower. Think super-distributed, vertical. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with new power shifts? If you deploy micro-intuitively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will recontextualize the power of schemas to scale. If you grow vertically, you may have to monetize compellingly. Without sufficient power shifts, e-services are forced to become innovative. Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We will optimize the capacity of communities to redefine. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be value-added? Do you have a plan to become extensible? The user-centric re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think enterprise. We think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be ubiquitous? We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge, cross-media". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of revolutionary user communities. The power to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. It sounds amazing, but it's 100% 100% accurate! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, extensible. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be short-term? We have come to know that it is better to integrate holistically than to syndicate strategically. We understand that if you target vertically then you may also seize intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack eyeballs. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem puzzling, but it's true! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to empower virtually. The aptitude to orchestrate super-interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh seamlessly. Think collaborative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to strategize virtually. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to evolve virtually. The versioning factor is backward-compatible. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new web services? We will recontextualize the capability of user interfaces to facilitate.