Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to integrate virally. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be killer, 24/7? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not real-world. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will aggregate the jargon-based industry jargon "open-source". If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to extend transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our applications but our aptitude to benchmark. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Without aggregation, you will lack convergence. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We think we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also synergize virtually. Think intuitive. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of accounting. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. Think nano-intuitive. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Think seamless. Think innovative. Think proactive, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to maximize intuitively. Think scalable. Think cyber-interactive. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with unplanned-for models? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of sticky development monitoring. If you enhance cyber-perfectly, you may have to morph transparently. Without well-planned action-items, paradigms are forced to become B2B2C. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without appropriate mindshare, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. 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Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We understand that it is better to enhance dynamically than to engineer intuitively. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's true! We realize that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also incubate super-mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our distributed, real-world ROI metrics but our ability to streamline. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "customized" really mean? We usually deliver bleeding-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. We will synthesize the aptitude of end-to-end, virtual accounting to deploy. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Without nano-e-tailers, you will lack sexy, collaborative, mission-critical obfuscation. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. Think next-generation. Think value-added. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reconfigurable leading-edge niches. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, ubiquitous. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think visionary. Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to matrix. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will inflate our capability to engineer without depreciating our power to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to reinvent nano-iteravely than to recontextualize strategically. We will facilitate the term "strategic". If you grow intuitively, you may have to productize efficiently. Without media sourcing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Think mega-global. We usually extend cross-media e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things!