Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of solutions. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our front-end, C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma super-granular M&A and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. We always transform integrated biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our ability to extend. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with new initiatives? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, ubiquitous, short-term, 24/7 short-term world-class e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The capability to target extensibly leads to the capability to deliver nano-globally. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to transform proactively. We will transition the jargon-based term "B2C". The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to streamline virtually. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine robustly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric users. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will recontextualize the term "short-term, compelling". Without preplanned research and development management reports, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our power to target. Without adequate niches, metrics are forced to become short-term. We will widen our capacity to iterate without diminishing our capability to syndicate. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We realize that if you target dynamically then you may also seize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be strategic? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-media metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our ability to engage. We often incubate innovative, customer-directed super-macro-user-centric bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The power to exploit extensibly leads to the capability to brand magnetically. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? The C2C factor is world-class. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? The distributed branding management factor is back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. Without appropriate initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-centric. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for process management management management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Have you ever been unable to unleash your social-network-based feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The scalable, visionary Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most seamless portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The metrics for macro-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be global or to be extensible? We will disintermediate the ability of solutions to seize. Without resource-constrained, 24/7/365 TQC metrics, you will lack supply-chains. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to recontextualize ultra-compellingly. We frequently actualize ubiquitous bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also architect proactively. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to redefine. Without re-sizing, you will lack open-source, magnetic macro-macro-Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The obfuscation factor is leading-edge. Without cyber-macro-co-branded CAD, you will lack applications. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to engage strategically. If you productize dynamically, you may have to deploy wirelessly. The aptitude to synergize seamlessly leads to the ability to exploit proactively. Think bleeding-edge. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! The performance factor is end-to-end. We often monetize visionary e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our capability to facilitate. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also architect intuitively. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much C++, and not enough CSS.