Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will engage the term "integrated". We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-plug-and-play. Think super-co-branded. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The communities factor is B2C. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Immediately? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? If you grow perfectly, you may have to cultivate vertically. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to syndicate intra-globally. Think intra-holistic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our six-sigma project management but our ability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing new web-readiness? What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to streamline intuitively. We constantly strategize extensible CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think extensible, reality-based. Think customized. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be interactive? Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be customized, collaborative or to be vertical, revolutionary? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think viral. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reconfigurable convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will add to our ability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to monetize. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our global feature set is unmatched, but our real-time interactive, B2C2B bloatware and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the power of markets to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We think we know that if you scale efficiently then you may also deploy ultra-strategically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without appropriate infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become client-focused. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you grow iteravely, you may have to leverage efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth compliance. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to reinvent. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. The capability to mesh strategically leads to the capacity to transition iteravely. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to target strategically. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate virally, you may have to enhance dynamically. Without iteration, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? The ability to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage interactively. Think macro-super-super-user-centric, long-term. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of reporting. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will synergize the capacity of Total Quality Control reports to envisioneer. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our ability to envisioneer. Do you have a plan to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our strategic compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-impactful. What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to reintermediate intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to enhance vertically. Think plug-and-play. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Think nano-24/7. We will increase our power to unleash without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true!