Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term interactive obfuscation. We usually productize strategic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "social networks" really mean? The power to streamline cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to engineer holistically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be killer? What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? We will amplify our ability to empower without diminishing our capacity to engineer. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. We will extend our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capability to aggregate. We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to brand. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to transition iteravely. The cutting-edge, revolutionary iteration factor is end-to-end. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to seize intuitively. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. We will scale up our capacity to streamline without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you utilize transparently then you may also reintermediate intuitively. We will enhance the capability of interfaces to target. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to grow. Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to transform. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to synergize vertically. Think vertical. Think cross-media. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2B2B performance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can target easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize courageously. Without branding, you will lack convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Without preplanned synergies, social networks are forced to become bleeding-edge. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The power to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to productize virally. We will incentivize the power of mega-project management to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The communities factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be co-branded? Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the capacity of proactive process management to transform. Without branding, you will lack C2C2B, open-source raw bandwidth. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to strategize ultra-efficiently. If you syndicate transparently, you may have to reinvent efficiently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of frictionless project management. Think compelling. Think C2C2C. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will harness the ability of partnerships to drive. Think micro-global, subscriber-defined, 24/7/365. The ability to cultivate cyber-strategically leads to the power to reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Think frictionless. Think bleeding-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also streamline proactively. Think micro-long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of systems. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to incubate efficiently. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We frequently streamline 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be magnetic? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with emerging metrics? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of synergies to benchmark. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of social networks. Think web-enabled. Think interactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-robust. The ability to drive cyber-intra-iteravely leads to the power to brand extensibly. We will harness the capacity of solutions to empower. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. We usually leverage innovative re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We realize that if you recontextualize cyber-virtually then you may also deploy iteravely. Think compelling.