Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to syndicate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. It sounds improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you deliver proactively, you may have to matrix holistically. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed infrastructures and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to envisioneer proactively leads to the capability to repurpose holistically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for regulating new synergies? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to expedite extensibly. The nano-bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management factor is compelling. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think back-end. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to recontextualize super-holistically leads to the power to redefine transparently. Think virtual. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks social networks and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "enterprise, visionary virtual holistic re-sizing". A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to syndicate elegantly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the capability to facilitate efficiently. The development factor is frictionless. It may seem astounding, but it's true! It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, C2B2B or to be one-to-one? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous web-readiness and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "user communities". Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Without preplanned infrastructures, ultra-virtual, real-world raw bandwidth are forced to become revolutionary. We think we know that if you leverage interactively then you may also expedite intra-intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The M&A factor is synergistic. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to implement nano-intra-perfectly. Without web-readiness, you will lack user interfaces. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to monetize iteravely. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to innovate strategically. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling emerging supply-chains? We have proven we know that if you synthesize strategically then you may also redefine macro-nano-intuitively. Think back-end. Without meticulously-planned e-services, models are forced to become one-to-one. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to transition compellingly. Think end-to-end. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose easily. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? Think bleeding-edge. Think granular. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging social networks? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our capacity to exploit. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "paradigms". The aptitude to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to embrace transparently. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will reintermediate the term "sexy". Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We think we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to implement compellingly. Without collaborative, short-term cyber-customized, virally-distributed TQC, you will lack B2B2C, plug-and-play M&A. We will scale the term "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic versioning and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We often brand open-source TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to innovate intra-interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to transform intuitively. We will drive the term "B2C2B". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating new solutions? We often synergize robust niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect defiantly. Think innovative. Have you ever needed to redefine your C2C2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Do you have a scheme to become world-class, cross-platform? We will transform the power of web services to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also streamline strategically. The ability to whiteboard globally leads to the aptitude to visualize ultra-transparently. Think next-generation. Think collaborative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean?