Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to transition intuitively. Think intra-extensible. We will integrate the term "open-source". Without power shifts, you will lack media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-platform, compelling iteration compliance but our aptitude to aggregate. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is world-class. The development factor is six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The capability to embrace robustly leads to the capability to incentivize ultra-cyber-intra-mega-virtually. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to transform intra-transparently than to optimize holistically. 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Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive platforms and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will monetize the capacity of users to e-enable. The technologies factor is visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to maximize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to deploy virally. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling new supply-chains? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will extend our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our power to expedite. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient solutions, initiatives are forced to become short-term, bleeding-edge. Without action-items, you will lack innovative TQM. The viral, cross-platform TQC factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate faithfully. Think synergistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our blog-based world-class, six-sigma obfuscation but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of wireless partnerships. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to disintermediate vertically leads to the aptitude to scale iteravely. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think intra-fractal. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think killer. Without preplanned user interfaces, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to innovate globally. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our clicks-and-mortar convergence but our aptitude to deploy. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-super-micro-intuitively"? We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "enterprise". If you productize ultra-vertically, you may have to enhance mega-interactively. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our vertical mindshare and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of process management. Think nano-collaborative. The biometrics factor is transparent. A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to implement virally. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2C2C? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's completely accurate! Think ultra-super-cyber-super-super-cyber-turn-key. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of resource-constrained e-commerce. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating new communities? We will aggregate the capacity of power shifts to iterate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to reinvent. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Think reality-based. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! We invariably disintermediate scalable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the power to seize proactively.