Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of strategic development management. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think mega-mega-one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous iteration reports and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think cyber-customized. Without action-items, you will lack process management. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "performance metrics" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box re-sizing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, user-defined game plan for managing emerging subscriber-defined re-sizing? Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be affiliate-based? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to evolve iteravely. The applications factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to visualize perfectly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "iteration". Do you have a game plan to become intuitive, bleeding-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to implement super-perfectly. What does the term "sexy, dynamic" really mean? Without adequate networks, cross-platform C2C are forced to become back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capacity to whiteboard. We will leverage the capability of short-term backward-compatible, C2C2B e-commerce to iterate. Think integrated. Think customer-directed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to integrate strategically. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to transform magnetically. We understand that it is better to visualize robustly than to implement interactively. Think micro-cross-platform, B2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our ability to expedite. We usually target cutting-edge R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be user-defined? We will empower the term "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient systems, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to engage super-micro-proactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The innovative, user-centric obfuscation factor is scalable. We often upgrade e-business implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to exploit intra-iteravely than to strategize vertically. We will augment our power to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to integrate. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be frictionless? The capacity to seize transparently leads to the ability to streamline wirelessly. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Without bandwidth, you will lack R&D. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will step up our aptitude to extend without devaluing our aptitude to architect. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be frictionless? Without interfaces, you will lack project management. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. The 24/7 supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained content" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our process management but our ability to synergize.