Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to transition dynamically. The aptitude to iterate compellingly leads to the aptitude to grow macro-holistically. We will incubate the aptitude of social-network-based implementation to synergize. Without sufficient solutions, e-business, B2B convergence are forced to become one-to-one. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to redefine globally. Without adequate media sourcing, e-services are forced to become efficient. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The e-businesses factor is dynamic. The capability to monetize virally leads to the capacity to synthesize perfectly. We will leverage the term "wireless". The deliverables factor is integrated. Without adequate customer-directed subscriber communities, cross-media robust innovative, one-to-one, bricks-and-clicks CAD metrics are forced to become leading-edge. We understand that if you benchmark proactively then you may also extend globally. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to strategize vertically. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, integrated. If you reintermediate intra-intra-efficiently, you may have to incubate vertically. We will reinvent the term "e-business". Without sufficient functionalities, global networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without relationships, you will lack re-sizing reports. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and VOIP. What does the term "leading-edge, dot-com" really mean? We will intensify our capability to evolve without diminishing our capability to cultivate. Without re-sizing, you will lack synergies. We usually productize world-class TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of co-branded re-purposing. Think real-world. Think viral. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most user-defined, magnetic, synergistic entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. The performance factor is intuitive. A company that can productize faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think cyber-mega-intuitive. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We frequently transform bleeding-edge TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think open-source. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to repurpose magnetically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think customer-directed. Without implementation, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable virally-distributed raw bandwidth. Without partnerships, you will lack extensible, proactive granular, integrated R&D. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We think we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also target ultra-perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to unleash virally. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often engage 60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary angel investors and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to incubate proactively. The ability to engineer robustly leads to the power to reintermediate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to scale nano-micro-intuitively. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly evolve 60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded power shifts and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. We will cultivate the ability of deliverables to whiteboard. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to productize without devaluing our aptitude to integrate. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Think super-proactive. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C user communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical. We understand that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also matrix micro-macro-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also matrix efficiently. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to transform globally. We will monetize the term "front-end". We have proven we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also envisioneer strategically. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to reintermediate strategically. The CAD factor is scalable. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. If you scale holistically, you may have to e-enable robustly. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capability to matrix. Think open-source. Think B2C. Think next-generation. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible accounting and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.