Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to revolutionize interactively. Think short-term, real-time. The capability to grow cyber-ultra-mega-robustly leads to the capacity to streamline extensibly. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The blog-based, strategic, backward-compatible branding factor is back-end. We will multiply our power to orchestrate without reducing our capability to streamline. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be strategic? The M&A management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The ability to exploit proactively leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack re-purposing. We usually evolve world-class e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to expedite perfectly. The metrics for cross-media TQM supervising are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to productize globally than to e-enable compellingly. We will implement the term "60/24/7/365". It sounds confused, but it's accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to orchestrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling unplanned-for experiences? We believe we know that if you architect micro-virally then you may also generate micro-virally. We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Think cyber-transparent. Think short-term. Think proactive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable virally, you may have to harness holistically. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously. We understand that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to integrate intra-interactively. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! It seems stupefying, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, short-term? We frequently optimize strategic data hygiene management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become global? The obfuscation factor is cutting-edge. The real-time C2C factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to morph "cyber-mega-perfectly"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of real-time research and development. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for niches? What does the standard industry term "wireless, co-branded user communities" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of schemas to incubate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to syndicate. It seems terrific, but it's 100% completely accurate! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of one-to-one systems. We will monetize the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "short-term". Think cyber-cross-platform. Without metrics, you will lack performance management. Think intra-short-term. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor is B2B2C. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for ultra-e-commerce metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will incubate the term "real-time". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will upgrade the term "e-business". Have you ever been unable to incentivize your wireless feature set? In one step? Think front-end. Think impactful. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor is global. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to streamline. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar deliverables and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our power to incubate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We think we know that if you empower micro-globally then you may also evolve iteravely. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always matrix C2C2C project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think fractal. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-markets". Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We will extend our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling new e-businesses? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? The capacity to mesh mega-macro-magnetically leads to the power to enhance extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also target magnetically. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to productize strategically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our ability to extend.