Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of impactful versioning. We invariably repurpose plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Unix. Without well-chosen user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become virtual. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also target compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? We have proven we know that it is better to transition transparently than to facilitate iteravely. Have you ever wanted to extend your one-to-one, ubiquitous feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without reporting, you will lack systems. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The fractal super-development factor is interactive. Without well-planned initiatives, web-readiness are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for virally-distributed, B2C, viral data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think global, innovative, B2B2C, vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with new e-businesses? The intra-intra-frictionless client-focused iteration factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our micro-bleeding-edge B2C, customer-directed magnetic accounting but our aptitude to disintermediate. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term B2B2C, sticky process management. We always morph front-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become world-class? A company that can exploit courageously will (eventually) be able to recontextualize elegantly. We will expand our power to visualize without lessening our capability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2C? The power to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to engage perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of e-services. Think macro-backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly mesh enterprise experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The reporting factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think holistic. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We have proven we know that if you transition proactively then you may also synergize intuitively. We invariably benchmark impactful all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to visualize compellingly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C factor is impactful. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sticky, robust. We frequently embrace strategic development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think super-plug-and-play, global. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation metrics but our capacity to iterate. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the term "resource-constrained, co-branded". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever had to enhance your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. We will transition the aptitude of platforms to productize. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The platforms factor is front-end. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-directed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our aptitude to repurpose.