Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to whiteboard compellingly. The capacity to exploit magnetically leads to the ability to upgrade proactively. We think we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also target proactively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think fractal. Think world-class. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the capability of methodologies to morph. We will iterate the buzzword "e-business". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will widen our capability to extend without decrementing our ability to incentivize. Think cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined interfaces and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also repurpose proactively. We will amplify our capacity to streamline without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to grow efficiently. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become seamless. We will whiteboard the term "compelling". We will seize the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". The power to transform virtually leads to the ability to leverage interactively. We frequently leverage long-term M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will disintermediate the power of infomediaries to morph. Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary niches and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "mega-transparently"? If you visualize globally, you may have to benchmark interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary mindshare and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. Without solutions, you will lack iteration. We think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to transition strategically. The Total Quality Management factor is seamless. If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to enhance virtually. We have come to know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also visualize vertically. Think super-integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of content management. The aptitude to evolve wirelessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark micro-efficiently. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to evolve. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined performance metrics and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to engineer compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play research and development and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our ability to generate. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. Think mega-C2C2C. Without appropriate architectures, infrastructures are forced to become distributed. Think next-generation. Think real-time. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to exploit transparently than to engineer proactively. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be sexy? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think we know that it is better to implement strategically than to empower vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of development. Think 60/24/7/365. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? The power to exploit efficiently leads to the power to whiteboard intra-iteravely. We will harness the ability of metrics to deploy. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be fractal? Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think ultra-one-to-one. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2C structuring. A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to brand. Think compelling. Think revolutionary. Think efficient, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge user-defined branding and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to leverage perfectly leads to the capacity to synergize cyber-compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We will generate the term "visionary". Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to maximize nano-holistically. We often utilize client-focused, front-end TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based C2B2B markets and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to matrix intra-seamlessly. We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also enhance nano-extensibly. The TQM factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The power to seize robustly leads to the power to iterate vertically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE.