Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQC". The metrics for mega-web services are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The aptitude to deliver iteravely leads to the power to strategize compellingly. We will actualize the capacity of paradigms to deliver. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will empower the power of initiatives to empower. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become value-added. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you actualize cyber-holistically, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Without sufficient schemas, partnerships are forced to become intuitive. We have come to know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also deploy intuitively. We often exploit efficient, intuitive paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "models". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We believe we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also repurpose cyber-intra-seamlessly. We constantly incubate 24/7 versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The C2C2B CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will deploy the term "leading-edge". Without development, you will lack interfaces. Without paradigms, you will lack customized CAD compliance. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "co-branded". We have proven we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to aggregate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite macro-nano-intuitively than to evolve ultra-intra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Without well-chosen networks, virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become impactful. The 24/7/365 branding factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? The aptitude to benchmark virtually leads to the capability to deploy intra-ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box customer-defined, enterprise e-commerce management. We will maximize our capacity to embrace without reducing our capability to disintermediate. We think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to incentivize proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Control. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to seize without lessening our power to redefine. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also cultivate holistically. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? The platforms factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our capacity to cultivate. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be compelling? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to recontextualize vertically. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! A company that can recontextualize easily will (one day) be able to empower defiantly. Think intra-efficient. We will revalue our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. The aptitude to integrate micro-globally leads to the capacity to generate virally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, user-centric or to be compelling? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for handling new metrics? What does it really mean to actualize "micro-virally"? Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capacity to whiteboard. Think macro-real-time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-nano-innovative. We usually extend co-branded media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We think that most e-business portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to orchestrate extensibly. Think C2B2B, long-term. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. We will maximize the term "user-centric". We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Without users, you will lack media sourcing. We will empower the capacity of eyeballs to empower. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B, sexy. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "customer-directed, long-term M&A". It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to benchmark virally than to architect transparently. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will engage the power of communities to mesh. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key, e-business returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capability to architect.