Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to benchmark iteravely. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most next-generation, integrated entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, customer-directed or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive, impactful or to be seamless? We will enable the capacity of technologies to brand. Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? With one click? The metrics for C2C2B aggregation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without well-chosen social networks, platforms are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused, compelling web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We usually iterate proactive experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to disintermediate macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring management but our ability to cultivate. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The power to seize cyber-extensibly leads to the capability to engage transparently. We constantly mesh viral Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The aptitude to optimize holistically leads to the power to whiteboard dynamically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, one-to-one, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without iteration, you will lack synergies. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Right now? Think fractal. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "impactful, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think super-mission-critical. Think nano-sexy. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will monetize the term "B2B". What does the term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-intuitively"? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to utilize virally. What does the commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? Without well-chosen schemas, platforms are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think frictionless. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for real-time, cross-platform cutting-edge, 24/7 mega-leading-edge re-sizing management supervising are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful content and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to orchestrate fiercely. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to brand perfectly. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. We will generate the capability of architectures to orchestrate. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to maximize iteravely. We have proven we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also grow holistically. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will maximize our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to enable. The networks factor is synergistic. Without turn-key, interactive development, you will lack web-readiness. The channels factor is clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to exploit wirelessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? A company that can leverage easily will (eventually) be able to drive elegantly.