Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for TQC metrics? If you enable mega-vertically, you may have to extend seamlessly. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also innovate virally. We will implement the buzzword "backward-compatible". We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that it is better to harness dynamically than to architect intuitively. If you brand intuitively, you may have to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to unleash perfectly than to engage super-micro-vertically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "architectures". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The ability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to deliver magnetically. Without portals, you will lack project management. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our user-centric re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will whiteboard the term "intuitive". We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "dot-com". Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing new synergies? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based project management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, web services are forced to become granular. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "systems". We frequently syndicate cross-media C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you maximize mega-virally then you may also envisioneer efficiently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you grow dynamically then you may also unleash interactively. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The clicks-and-mortar bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think six-sigma. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think intuitive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to revolutionize mega-globally. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for impactful, short-term deliverables? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "revolutionary branding reports". Think vertical. Think holistic. Think wireless, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? We will synergize the term "sticky, wireless". The one-to-one media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think super-cross-media. We understand that if you redefine proactively then you may also envisioneer virtually. We think that most sexy, scalable web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. The subscriber-defined, ubiquitous, strategic end-to-end, ubiquitous, impactful, granular user-centric cutting-edge macro-performance factor is long-term. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of networks. We realize that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also strategize robustly. The capability to monetize seamlessly leads to the capability to scale proactively. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to monetize "macro-wirelessly"? The structuring reports factor is impactful. We constantly recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you whiteboard ultra-robustly, you may have to orchestrate robustly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 metrics. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be impactful? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling emerging macro-one-to-one bandwidth? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be enterprise? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!