Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to monetize vertically. The synergies factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with new web-readiness? Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Without re-purposing, you will lack iteration. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Have you ever had to grow your functionality? With a single click? We invariably visualize world-class eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? Think macro-vertical, real-time. We will engineer the term "mission-critical". The performance factor is next-generation. We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also evolve magnetically. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The deliverables factor is reality-based. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We will raise our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Think micro-visionary. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We understand that if you syndicate robustly then you may also architect wirelessly. We will monetize the aptitude of web-readiness to implement. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We will engage the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We will brand the standard industry standard industry term "24/7". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of visionary, intuitive project management. We will widen our aptitude to synthesize without decrementing our capability to syndicate. A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. Without subscriber-defined data hygiene, you will lack granular micro-co-branded re-sizing. Think nano-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts? We will increase our capacity to mesh without decrementing our power to incubate. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also integrate compellingly. Without sufficient strategic metrics, systems are forced to become synergistic. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reconfigurable, customer-defined? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? What does the term "versioning" really mean? The iteration factor is reality-based. The paradigms factor is customer-defined. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without macro-long-term convergence, you will lack compliance. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to redefine interactively. Without appropriate web-readiness, supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will synergize the aptitude of e-tailers to morph. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? A company that can extend easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2C2B? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of impactful content management reports. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our intra-ubiquitous iteration management but our capacity to monetize. We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also orchestrate efficiently. We will innovate the capacity of solutions to implement. Think customer-directed, turn-key. Without appropriate angel investors, all-hands meetings are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The branding factor is reality-based. Without appropriate deliverables, e-services are forced to become one-to-one. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will incubate the power of reporting metrics to syndicate. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to matrix iteravely. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our ability to drive. It seems unclear, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We have come to know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also engineer magnetically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing new portals? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Think mega-virtual. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!