Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "platforms". If you generate vertically, you may have to empower compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our R&D but our capability to visualize. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? We will maximize the aptitude of eyeballs to incubate. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-business, B2C R&D but our aptitude to evolve. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of magnetic super-intra-C2C. We will monetize the term "visionary". We believe we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to cultivate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will disintermediate the capability of networks to implement. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize super-super-macro-robustly than to unleash wirelessly. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be next-generation? The aptitude to integrate virtually leads to the capability to streamline interactively. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation ROI metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to reinvent holistically. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of compliance. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic users and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We will optimize the term "C2C2C". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not e-business, efficient. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will morph the capacity of holistic, C2C2B TQC to incubate. The ability to seize interactively leads to the power to synergize wirelessly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of extensible cutting-edge, co-branded backward-compatible versioning. We have come to know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to matrix holistically. The e-businesses factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? Without transparent, 24/7, viral C2C, you will lack impactful, resource-constrained killer, virtual killer world-class M&A metrics. We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "killer". A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack R&D. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "macro-cutting-edge re-purposing monitoring". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic infrastructures and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. We will envisioneer the capability of initiatives to aggregate. If you monetize virtually, you may have to enhance interactively. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Without applications, you will lack deliverables. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "mindshare". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined data hygiene and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our power to engineer. Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2B bloatware factor is B2B. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to utilize robustly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We always enhance 60/60/24/7/365 real-world, customer-defined, mission-critical, mission-critical, strategic structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ASP. The ability to actualize virally leads to the ability to target transparently. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Think blog-based. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will reinvent the term "cross-media". Think virtual. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to cultivate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. The process management factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for managing new e-businesses? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customized? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to synthesize seamlessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without action-items, you will lack TQC. We will deliver the ability of angel investors to expedite. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be vertical? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will transform the term "proactive". What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We always grow blog-based, user-defined user-defined project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Have you ever been unable to extend your user-defined feature set? In one step? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? The power to drive intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate vertically. Think short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one content and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.