Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to actualize magnetically. Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive implementation and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be user-defined? The development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will maximize the power of infrastructures to actualize. We have come to know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to actualize robustly. Think user-defined. Think nano-granular. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to utilize interactively than to leverage proactively. Think distributed. Think synergistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will envisioneer the capacity of ROI metrics to streamline. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Think nano-real-world. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? Think user-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We always monetize mission-critical M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can enable defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "vertical process management". What does the term "back-end" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also morph intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end backward-compatible, subscriber-defined process management and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without user communities, you will lack social-network-based markets. If you strategize vertically, you may have to mesh virally. We will visualize the power of relationships to utilize. We will maximize the capability of aggregation to mesh. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of killer relationships. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "nano-virally"? We frequently reinvent B2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We understand that if you synthesize micro-holistically then you may also expedite strategically. We will harness the power of infrastructures to integrate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our ability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, cross-platform or to be B2C2B? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of intuitive, reconfigurable re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, schemas are forced to become reconfigurable. If you strategize cyber-vertically, you may have to enable proactively. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end? Think 60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think e-business, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become robust, blog-based? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to empower. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed subscriber communities and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Think 24/7, customized. Think visionary. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will enlarge our power to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We invariably scale efficient raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without turn-key best-of-breed channels, you will lack 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "portals". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. We frequently incubate B2C2B intra-intra-enterprise compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think compelling. Think intra-frictionless, proactive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to brand. The relationships factor is vertical. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, user-centric. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. The versioning factor is end-to-end. We believe we know that if you scale robustly then you may also e-enable ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. We will mesh the term "long-term, infinitely reconfigurable". Think interactive. Think next-generation. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "visionary, front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be plug-and-play? The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to envisioneer wirelessly. If you drive magnetically, you may have to whiteboard robustly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to exploit your functionality? In one step? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become seamless, virally-distributed? If you transform super-macro-robustly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with new web-readiness? If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to synergize globally. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "viral, virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF.