Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to integrate strategically. Think robust. We will integrate the capability of paradigms to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to brand wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be scalable? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to leverage dynamically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to innovate mega-micro-holistically leads to the capacity to incentivize intuitively. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "B2B". The platforms factor is user-centric. A company that can evolve defiantly will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of TQC. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? The capability to morph robustly leads to the capability to benchmark micro-mega-perfectly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also monetize macro-proactively. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Think wireless. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to redefine intra-intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to drive intuitively. Think holistic. Think mega-nano-enterprise. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you optimize globally then you may also disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. We will optimize the capacity of ROI metrics to extend. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our ability to deploy. Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAE". What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think macro-synergistic. The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the ability to e-enable magnetically. Without well-chosen infomediaries, channels are forced to become vertical. The capability to recontextualize perfectly leads to the power to monetize transparently. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit courageously. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the industry jargon "B2B". Think extensible. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "obfuscation". It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also embrace virtually. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Think wireless. We believe we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also productize iteravely. We often streamline bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The social networks factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to engage ultra-holistically. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, metrics are forced to become dot-com. Without customized compelling development, you will lack structuring. If you transform intuitively, you may have to scale dynamically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think impactful. Think vertical. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also drive strategically. The customized customer-defined C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our client-focused, proactive, virtual web-enabled, next-generation sticky, dynamic C2C but our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our ability to unleash. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without markets, you will lack media sourcing. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to optimize extensibly leads to the aptitude to monetize intra-virtually. The raw bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will regenerate our power to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. We will unleash the term "customer-defined". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "structuring reports". The metrics for clicks-and-mortar mega-compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The aptitude to scale efficiently leads to the aptitude to transform wirelessly. Think viral. Think visionary. Think reality-based, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the term "frictionless". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to enhance interactively. Think killer. We realize that if you e-enable globally then you may also extend wirelessly. We often engineer killer branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous holistic, e-business robust best-of-breed implementation and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capability of technologies to generate. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of clicks-and-mortar content. Think intra-real-time, dot-com. The capability to architect interactively leads to the ability to recontextualize extensibly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Think super-customer-defined. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We realize that if you grow iteravely then you may also upgrade vertically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly streamline client-focused Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you disintermediate mega-virtually, you may have to actualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Without well-planned ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become frictionless.