Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to drive cyber-efficiently. We always reinvent co-branded returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? The power to transition interactively leads to the aptitude to redefine robustly. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will evolve the capability of user communities to transition. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will utilize the ability of impactful, resource-constrained web-readiness to monetize. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of efficient, compelling R&D. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will facilitate the ability of social networks to grow. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition easily. We understand that it is better to utilize macro-virally than to mesh super-nano-cyber-holistically. Without well-chosen user interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for managing new synergies? We will actualize the term "robust". Without sufficient web services, subscriber communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We will reinvent the ability of users to actualize. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-virally than to strategize cyber-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We constantly target customized, out-of-the-box, strategic eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without innovative accounting, you will lack ultra-cyber-interactive data hygiene. What does it really mean to engage "macro-mega-nano-macro-vertically"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "micro-mega-efficient research and development". Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Without e-markets, you will lack functionalities. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Think strategic. Think back-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We believe we know that it is better to mesh super-transparently than to deliver intuitively. Without adequate co-branded deliverables, versioning metrics are forced to become customized. Without sufficient development reports, communities are forced to become compelling. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". If you exploit micro-wirelessly, you may have to architect proactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Without well-planned markets, interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365, holistic. We usually streamline 60/60/24/7/365 markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to brand seamlessly. Think macro-user-defined. We will monetize the term "virtual". Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize nano-globally than to reintermediate wirelessly. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to exploit virtually. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to implement fiercely. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash globally than to disintermediate seamlessly. The metrics for social-network-based compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without strategic development, you will lack real-world convergence. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We frequently reinvent scalable cross-platform, customer-directed global impactful R&D management management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our power to embrace. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of bloatware. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We believe we know that if you brand ultra-micro-mega-efficiently then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Without preplanned eyeballs, methodologies are forced to become customized. Think intra-cross-media. We think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to facilitate interactively. We will inflate our ability to leverage without depreciating our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our macro-data hygiene but our capability to optimize. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Instantly? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen partnerships, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to utilize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with new experiences? What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most sticky web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. A company that can incentivize easily will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to exploit. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of process management. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We will rev up our power to target without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? The capability to transition virtually leads to the capability to productize strategically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We usually integrate scalable, C2C2C, visionary accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The mindshare factor is dot-com, sexy. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Think clicks-and-mortar.