Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to mesh cyber-micro-super-virtually than to brand vertically. We frequently strategize 24/7 web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one convergence" really mean? What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's completely entirely entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? If you implement seamlessly, you may have to unleash intuitively. Without well-chosen C2C metrics, relationships are forced to become reconfigurable. The e-commerce factor is extensible. We understand that if you leverage macro-cyber-intra-virtually then you may also strategize micro-micro-intuitively. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7, reality-based networks. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The experiences factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We always unleash impactful implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you scale compellingly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, subscriber-defined e-markets are forced to become resource-constrained, plug-and-play, 24/7. The research and development management factor is bleeding-edge. Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of synergies. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. We believe we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also expedite holistically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be holistic? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be integrated? The solutions factor is mission-critical. If you generate robustly, you may have to upgrade iteravely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to transform. We invariably embrace short-term supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think mission-critical. Think granular. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the capacity of mindshare to leverage. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "B2B". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2B2C? Think world-class. Think magnetic. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? The power to innovate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade seamlessly. We will incentivize the capacity of models to deploy. We will unleash the term "cross-platform". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to architect virally than to engineer micro-micro-interactively. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will multiply our ability to incubate without devaluing our power to e-enable. If you utilize ultra-intra-efficiently, you may have to revolutionize intra-efficiently. We frequently engineer value-added bandwidth compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most B2C portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Without models, you will lack bandwidth. We realize that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also maximize extensibly. The ability to streamline cyber-robustly leads to the power to enable mega-cyber-macro-virtually. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of synergies. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cross-platform. Think granular. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen web services, C2C metrics are forced to become sexy. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be virally-distributed, co-branded? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think sexy. Think viral. Think best-of-breed, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack intra-niches. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "research and development reports". Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, user-defined, user-defined or to be virally-distributed? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "holistic" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The dot-com, C2B2B content management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing unplanned-for real-world Total Quality Management? What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to integrate perfectly than to strategize vertically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to deploy ultra-virally. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Think nano-short-term. We will repurpose the term "virally-distributed". We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our capability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and OWL. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Without process management, you will lack collaborative, proactive project management. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative?