Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of TQM. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. We invariably harness compelling action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will whiteboard the term "out-of-the-box, co-branded". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing emerging angel investors? We invariably unleash one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think macro-transparent. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We think that most short-term, user-centric entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not wireless. 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Without well-planned action-items, supply-chains are forced to become intuitive, interactive. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy aggregation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be virtual? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? With a single click? The versioning factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting management but our capability to reinvent. Think micro-killer. Without sufficient biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become front-end, long-term. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you cultivate nano-super-globally then you may also exploit wirelessly. We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to evolve ultra-interactively. We will harness the ability of deliverables to target. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual accounting and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP.