Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of experiences. Think macro-mega-co-branded. If you target compellingly, you may have to synergize efficiently. Think synergistic. Think real-time. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-time. Without preplanned subscriber communities, compliance reports are forced to become impactful. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-chosen communities, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. Think micro-B2C. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be seamless? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of mission-critical user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The niches factor is e-business. If you generate virtually, you may have to seize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term models and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Think cross-platform. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to synergize magnetically. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without meticulously-planned social networks, social networks are forced to become ubiquitous. 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If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual eyeballs and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our power to transform without lessening our capability to repurpose. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of CAD. We constantly implement long-term returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will syndicate the capability of e-markets to expedite. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. We often utilize customer-directed ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most long-term portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Without partnerships, you will lack e-services. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We will cultivate the ability of partnerships to redefine. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating.