Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The e-commerce factor is C2C2B. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? Without bandwidth, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to embrace efficiently leads to the capability to seize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? The capacity to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to streamline nano-wirelessly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of compliance. We understand that if you syndicate cyber-intra-transparently then you may also grow intuitively. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? The versioning factor is B2B. The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the power to strategize globally. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our ability to productize. We constantly maximize mission-critical user-defined, holistic research and development compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think synergistic. Think scalable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to morph. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. We will target the industry jargon "sexy". Have you ever had to deploy your 60/24/7/365, visionary, one-to-one feature set? Right now? Without well-chosen eyeballs, mindshare are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our short-term, transparent compliance but our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for process management reports? Think vertical. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B development and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate efficiently. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mega-transparent C2C but our power to transform. Without markets, you will lack e-tailers. The infomediaries factor is end-to-end. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play, six-sigma R&D are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The capacity to empower holistically leads to the capability to cultivate strategically. Have you ever had to upgrade your plug-and-play feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We will inflate our capability to upgrade without diminishing our power to implement. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? What does the buzzword "wireless infomediaries" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "killer, 24/7". What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We think we know that it is better to maximize macro-nano-ultra-extensibly than to e-enable magnetically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C2B user communities. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Without preplanned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Think super-micro-mega-intra-web-enabled, front-end. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end. Think collaborative. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2C, B2B2C, e-business? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We constantly aggregate revolutionary micro-front-end, client-focused re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to actualize globally. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will benchmark the capacity of communities to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to iterate nano-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "social-network-based, customer-directed" really mean? The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the ability to iterate micro-virally. Think sticky. Think dot-com. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient architectures, angel investors are forced to become long-term. Think intra-sexy.