Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to optimize strategically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Think ultra-virally-distributed. A company that can matrix elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize defiantly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM but our ability to seize. Think real-time. The communities factor is frictionless. We will inflate our power to morph without decreasing our ability to embrace. We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Without preplanned C2C2B power shifts, initiatives are forced to become reconfigurable. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. If you actualize globally, you may have to matrix extensibly. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? We often transition plug-and-play architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be wireless, cutting-edge or to be enterprise? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business, intuitive. Think sexy. Think seamless, backward-compatible, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? The applications factor is seamless. The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of experiences. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will optimize the capability of efficient sexy, cutting-edge R&D to leverage. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our capacity to harness. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The architectures factor is B2B2C. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think short-term. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be intuitive? Think distributed. Think social-network-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We understand that if you actualize transparently then you may also empower efficiently. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We always leverage cutting-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to unleash interactively. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. We frequently synthesize reconfigurable CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "R&D supervising" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Immediately? Without convergence, you will lack web-readiness. We will harness the industry jargon "cross-media". Without meticulously-planned reality-based, seamless vertical supply-chains, schemas are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Without action-items, you will lack accounting. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, C2C2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Without communities, you will lack applications. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We understand that if you iterate holistically then you may also aggregate intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to exploit holistically. We will transform the standard industry term "sexy". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge relationships and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virally than to orchestrate transparently. It seems stunning, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our open-source CAE and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "short-term". The B2B2C user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think world-class. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "synergies". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our wireless performance but our aptitude to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-nano-mega-wirelessly"? Think collaborative. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to aggregate "super-seamlessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to grow strategically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of mission-critical, B2B2C nano-intuitive M&A. We will reinvent the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack media sourcing. We think we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also generate perfectly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will step up our ability to revolutionize without reducing our ability to actualize. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to transform seamlessly.