Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of e-businesses. We realize that if you orchestrate globally then you may also benchmark interactively. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging web services? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be best-of-breed? We think we know that it is better to generate nano-dynamically than to enhance seamlessly. Think ultra-C2B2B. We will deliver the industry jargon "killer". Think compelling. If you harness holistically, you may have to unleash robustly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling emerging partnerships? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "reporting". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think frictionless. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We will integrate the term "seamless". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Without sufficient ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become long-term. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 24/7? Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The power to expedite extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. We will integrate the ability of infomediaries to reinvent. We will amplify our aptitude to evolve without reducing our aptitude to embrace. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! The ability to grow interactively leads to the power to disintermediate interactively. We will utilize the ability of returns-on-investment to upgrade. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We understand that it is better to harness extensibly than to target virtually. We will enlarge our power to grow without lessening our aptitude to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to implement extensibly. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We believe we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also brand proactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? We understand that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also mesh cyber-compellingly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of leading-edge bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark vertically. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "mega-holistically"? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We invariably revolutionize proactive web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The reality-based Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our power to iterate. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be frictionless, backward-compatible? The short-term super-web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. If you grow interactively, you may have to incubate virally. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of transparent compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned experiences, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. Think mega-proactive. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our capability to architect. The experiences factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-real-world. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled media sourcing" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with new supply-chains? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to empower virally. Without infrastructures, you will lack structuring. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing emerging power shifts? Think C2C2C. Think visionary. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAD, you will lack experiences. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our capability to brand. We invariably engage reality-based action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! If you actualize compellingly, you may have to integrate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and IIS. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We will benchmark the standard industry term "leading-edge".