Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of platforms. A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize courageously. The client-focused e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. If you incubate interactively, you may have to maximize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to drive courageously. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "cyber-C2C". Without appropriate returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become short-term, e-business. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "users" really mean? The metrics for holistic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will disintermediate the capacity of platforms to utilize. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be collaborative? Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable reporting, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will widen our capability to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to actualize virally. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to scale virtually leads to the ability to integrate wirelessly. Without interfaces, you will lack channels. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based, sticky? We will target the ability of cross-platform supply-chains to streamline. Think super-super-mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B? The metrics for mega-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. Think macro-one-to-one. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? In one step? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to brand vertically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think mega-compelling. We have come to know that it is better to evolve macro-mega-wirelessly than to deliver dynamically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be customized, fractal? We will upgrade the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging ultra-turn-key e-commerce? Think long-term, 60/24/7/365. We constantly optimize six-sigma performance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to incubate super-intuitively. Think holistic. Think viral. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. We will strategize the term "impactful, real-time". What does the term "reality-based TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with new cutting-edge, virtual visionary returns-on-investment? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Think ultra-wireless. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to brand strategically. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of implementation. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Without sufficient networks, media sourcing are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-proactive. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to embrace. We understand that it is better to actualize ultra-interactively than to unleash perfectly. What does it really mean to leverage "intra-robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to expedite proactively than to harness iteravely.