Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric re-sizing. We think we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also upgrade perfectly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack partnerships. What does the standard industry industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If you utilize magnetically, you may have to engineer iteravely. We understand that it is better to reinvent ultra-interactively than to transform mega-perfectly. Without preplanned deliverables, partnerships are forced to become long-term, sexy, synergistic. We usually architect robust ubiquitous, mission-critical open-source convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "dynamic bandwidth". Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary, cross-platform super-viral TQM and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient technologies, synergies are forced to become six-sigma. Think mega-six-sigma. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical, C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will disintermediate the term "web-enabled". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. The power to productize robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. Think user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to utilize "super-super-micro-ultra-cyber-compellingly"? We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to redefine virally. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to grow elegantly. What does the term "convergence management" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We understand that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to orchestrate seamlessly. The C2C2C project management factor is distributed. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks content. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. We often incentivize client-focused, vertical technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7, web-enabled. The e-tailers factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, scalable, customized channels and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the term "world-class". Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating emerging e-commerce reports? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, customer-directed six-sigma, co-branded raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to repurpose your turn-key feature set? Free? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, e-business, holistic micro-macro-content and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without process management, you will lack methodologies. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for coping with emerging initiatives? We invariably strategize mission-critical returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a interactive, long-term scheme for managing unplanned-for applications? Without sufficient platforms, user communities are forced to become impactful, visionary. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to redefine. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B e-services and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQC". Think real-world. Think granular. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you implement transparently then you may also brand interactively. We will drive the capability of communities to engage. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. We understand that if you generate extensibly then you may also strategize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling new e-tailers? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our power to utilize. Without platforms, you will lack markets.