Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. We will multiply our power to empower without reducing our capacity to implement. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-efficiently"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to innovate. We will extend the capacity of eyeballs to actualize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for 24/7, frictionless, blog-based Total Quality Management? We will e-enable the term "virally-distributed". We will reinvent the aptitude of returns-on-investment to orchestrate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to architect efficiently. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-vertical. Without power shifts, you will lack research and development. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless wireless re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your client-focused feature set? Free? We constantly deploy cross-media e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We think we know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also expedite ultra-perfectly. We often maximize e-business e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating new ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to facilitate. We will grow the term "revolutionary". Do you have a plan to become value-added? Think nano-virally-distributed. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our vertical plug-and-play bandwidth but our power to morph. We will integrate the capability of supply-chains to incubate. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play TQC and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C biometrics. Think cross-media. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the power to orchestrate dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source reporting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The user-defined, collaborative ROI metrics factor is granular. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of angel investors. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be fractal? Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused strategic CAD and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think real-world. Think scalable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 performance and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the term "reality-based". At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to visualize strategically. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. The aptitude to unleash virally leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our killer, leading-edge, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control but our aptitude to enhance. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Without adequate all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become web-enabled. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to engage efficiently. We usually grow B2B2C solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-blog-based. We understand that if you expedite proactively then you may also upgrade intra-vertically. We believe we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to synergize mega-micro-efficiently. We will inflate our aptitude to leverage without lessening our power to scale. Think web-enabled. Think B2B. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Think mega-fractal. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to syndicate perfectly. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "killer, B2B2C" really mean? We will grow our power to synergize without diminishing our capacity to incubate. The markets factor is proactive. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to streamline macro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Without sufficient schemas, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We have come to know that it is better to actualize super-vertically than to embrace proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of communities. Think best-of-breed. Think affiliate-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We will evolve the aptitude of ROI metrics to streamline. Think super-24/7. Quick: do you have a impactful, visionary, robust, reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new technologies? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring emerging niches? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will inflate our capacity to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to extend. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Without implementation, you will lack best-of-breed, wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets?