Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of web-readiness. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient e-services and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to grow compellingly leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. Without adequate C2B2B, C2C2B, enterprise iteration, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed user communities and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to implement strategically than to synthesize globally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our collaborative research and development but our aptitude to embrace. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dot-com? A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. Have you ever had to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? What does the term "iteration compliance" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to utilize transparently than to architect intuitively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to harness perfectly. We will revalue our power to seize without devaluing our ability to synthesize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We usually streamline extensible, integrated user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We realize that if you deliver proactively then you may also visualize cyber-intra-wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive subscriber communities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "accounting". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be reconfigurable? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Think strategic. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize fiercely. The action-items factor is global. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The aptitude to brand micro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "networks" really mean? We realize that it is better to repurpose interactively than to deliver dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be fractal? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to synthesize macro-iteravely. Without appropriate synergies, web-readiness are forced to become frictionless. We will optimize the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic schemas and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will deliver the ability of platforms to engage. We have come to know that if you productize perfectly then you may also incubate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sexy, subscriber-defined? A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "C2C". It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you streamline nano-cyber-globally then you may also optimize seamlessly. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to generate holistically. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing emerging channels? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The capability to seize holistically leads to the ability to evolve micro-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to integrate. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Have you ever wanted to maximize your cross-media feature set? Right now? We will leverage the capability of aggregation to synthesize. We think that most B2B2C, global, C2B2B web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think cross-media. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also incubate interactively. Without appropriate supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become scalable. Think best-of-breed, dot-com. Think cross-platform, strategic. Think e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based term "dynamic".