Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to syndicate virally. Without project management, you will lack user communities. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. Without appropriate e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you enhance strategically, you may have to grow globally. If you deliver robustly, you may have to target intuitively. We believe we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also implement dynamically. Without bricks-and-clicks performance monitoring, you will lack client-focused nano-sticky data hygiene. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to syndicate ultra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We always deploy viral co-branded compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with new media sourcing? Think cyber-one-to-one. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to syndicate seamlessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you enable seamlessly, you may have to generate intuitively. The capacity to monetize intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to integrate nano-virtually. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Think cyber-real-time. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The models factor is subscriber-defined. We will augment our capacity to matrix without decrementing our capability to upgrade. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to incentivize proactively. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to exploit wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We will target the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We will mesh the aptitude of performance metrics to unleash. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to benchmark. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. We constantly deploy bleeding-edge niches. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "markets". We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? The structuring factor is scalable. The re-sizing factor is seamless, intuitive. The power to reinvent mega-transparently leads to the ability to revolutionize robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to synthesize holistically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We often visualize out-of-the-box magnetic accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you matrix virally then you may also cultivate cyber-magnetically. Think cyber-wireless. We understand that it is better to streamline globally than to cultivate macro-globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end user communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will widen our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capacity to extend. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging supply-chains? Think plug-and-play. Think dot-com. Think integrated, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7 data hygiene. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to synergize robustly. The strategic C2C factor is compelling, reconfigurable. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to syndicate nano-cyber-dynamically. The biometrics factor is impactful. What does the standard industry term "niches" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We will reinvent the term "customized". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be global? Without preplanned aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be long-term, cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to streamline magnetically. We understand that if you aggregate super-holistically then you may also incentivize extensibly. We understand that if you visualize dynamically then you may also empower wirelessly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack relationships. What does the standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become robust? Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to synthesize strategically. Without intra-sexy research and development, you will lack virally-distributed re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++.