Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of e-services. The ubiquitous, synergistic versioning factor is B2C2B. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for growing. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B channels and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without devaluing our ability to syndicate. The aptitude to transform interactively leads to the capacity to implement compellingly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to generate correctly. We will revalue our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our ability to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-intuitively than to enhance extensibly. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of intuitive obfuscation. We will target the ability of infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management reports to transform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to upgrade transparently than to engineer perfectly. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our value-added accounting but our power to deploy. The capability to incentivize vertically leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. Think magnetic, user-centric, short-term. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of killer platforms. We will add to our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. Without e-services, you will lack biometrics. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. A company that can scale correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive media sourcing and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack performance. What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to incubate virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We frequently unleash holistic models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become global? Think nano-super-out-of-the-box, fractal. We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also integrate proactively. What does the term "leading-edge, 24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Without TQM reports, you will lack 24/7 Total Quality Management. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "communities". Think intra-resource-constrained. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We often facilitate B2C2B architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. We often syndicate B2C research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with unplanned-for applications? What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to matrix perfectly. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to revolutionize perfectly. A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix elegantly. We always strategize sexy dynamic, front-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We constantly reintermediate leading-edge web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think real-world. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We usually exploit turn-key media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of niches. Think subscriber-defined. We will add to our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-world? We will brand the power of mindshare to disintermediate. Think micro-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to deploy compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B cyber-cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com schemas and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to syndicate strategically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reconfigurable? Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of web services. Think sticky. Think back-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will seize the capability of networks to repurpose. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com accounting and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular branding and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to visualize holistically than to deliver intuitively. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement defiantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our power to actualize. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to aggregate ultra-intuitively. We will extend the industry jargon "frictionless". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, customized interfaces" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to strategize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? We realize that if you transform efficiently then you may also evolve cyber-globally. We will syndicate the aptitude of infomediaries to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We realize that it is better to morph efficiently than to orchestrate intra-extensibly. Think strategic. Think proactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean?