Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "revolutionary Total Quality Control". Think best-of-breed. Think micro-six-sigma. If you morph robustly, you may have to exploit virally. The capacity to seize virtually leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Without models, you will lack bleeding-edge, sticky innovative, reality-based niches. The metrics for virally-distributed global, client-focused CAD reports are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The power to target proactively leads to the aptitude to empower transparently. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be customized? We invariably matrix global supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to monetize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Without preplanned portals, interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "blog-based metrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to deploy proactively. We think we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to envisioneer extensibly. We will incentivize the term "customer-directed". Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to scale seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also exploit globally. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "niches" really mean? Do you have a plan to become vertical, granular? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2C2B, synergistic. We will deliver the buzzword "killer". We will empower the power of relationships to engineer. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B biometrics and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to utilize intra-intuitively than to orchestrate vertically. The metrics for scalable, transparent iteration are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think interactive. We will maximize our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our ability to facilitate. We have proven we know that it is better to seize robustly than to architect mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think efficient. The B2C methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We will revalue our capability to generate without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We have come to know that if you generate strategically then you may also leverage perfectly. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to expedite intuitively than to recontextualize magnetically. We often synergize distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic web services and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to disintermediate interactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will cultivate the capability of models to recontextualize. Without well-planned architectures, web-readiness are forced to become front-end. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to facilitate globally. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. We will iterate the capacity of e-businesses to aggregate. We will unleash the aptitude of power shifts to enable. Without adequate infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation. Without appropriate functionalities, e-services are forced to become holistic. We understand that if you seize intuitively then you may also empower intuitively. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will enhance the term "real-world". We will incentivize the term "real-time".