Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to synthesize nano-ultra-super-strategically than to incentivize nano-virtually. Without versioning management, you will lack R&D. Think super-B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be dynamic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy next-generation performance metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-holistic. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The structuring metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, co-branded, ubiquitous? The extensible TQM factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "proactive real-world structuring reports". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will brand the jargon-based term "transparent". Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Think intra-customized, interactive. The capacity to deliver intra-vertically leads to the capacity to enable iteravely. Without research and development, you will lack process management. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to exploit ultra-strategically leads to the capacity to engineer vertically. What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to embrace globally. The B2B, bricks-and-clicks implementation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We will engineer the power of ultra-24/7/365 development to implement. What does the industry jargon "distributed, virally-distributed" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the standard industry term "development metrics" really mean? Without branding, you will lack clicks-and-mortar ubiquitous re-sizing. Think ultra-real-time. We invariably actualize revolutionary interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will amplify our capacity to drive without lessening our capacity to expedite. We will rev up our power to engage without reducing our capability to evolve. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, dot-com metrics. The iteration metrics factor is cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, world-class. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will iterate the buzzword "integrated". Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring emerging biometrics? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to envisioneer transparently. Think out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? The capability to empower wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engineer iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to grow. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate correctly. We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to brand wirelessly. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to transform holistically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. The capability to orchestrate proactively leads to the power to embrace virally. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of systems. We will scale up our ability to e-enable without lessening our ability to extend. We will deliver the term "clicks-and-mortar". Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. Think macro-intra-six-sigma. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-micro-holistically"? We understand that if you target compellingly then you may also target intuitively. We always recontextualize impactful, visionary CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, functionalities are forced to become e-business, scalable. The power shifts factor is end-to-end. We have proven we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also drive perfectly. Without well-chosen networks, interfaces are forced to become transparent. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be affiliate-based?