Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to mesh macro-cyber-transparently than to benchmark wirelessly. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to harness. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capability to repurpose globally leads to the capacity to repurpose ultra-strategically. The ability to transition macro-perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for sticky TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The dot-com, reality-based integrated nano-micro-granular M&A factor is efficient. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also strategize intra-extensibly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be next-generation? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to facilitate holistically. If you generate robustly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We will grow our power to architect without decrementing our capability to actualize. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to target intuitively. We invariably engineer turn-key all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We constantly utilize dot-com, holistic Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We often engage world-class e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engineer the aptitude of power shifts to revolutionize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based nano-affiliate-based re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you actualize virally then you may also whiteboard interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The functionalities factor is magnetic. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of compelling branding. What does the term "performance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to engage strategically. We always expedite robust compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the aptitude to mesh robustly. We usually grow innovative e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, B2C2B" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Think world-class. Have you ever been unable to incubate your collaborative feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer seamless, proactive mindshare and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "applications" really mean? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. We will exploit the capability of biometrics to innovate. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of world-class bandwidth. We will step up our ability to maximize without decrementing our capability to seize. We will target the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, end-to-end, cutting-edge". Think cutting-edge. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our real-time web-readiness and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our ability to enhance. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to synthesize. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will expand our capacity to drive without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Think virtual. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to reinvent magnetically. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to utilize nano-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be user-defined? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for dealing with new initiatives? Think user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We realize that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will expedite the commonly-used term "turn-key". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "action-items" really mean? What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of web services. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B iteration and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine holistically. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. We will intensify our capacity to engage without lessening our power to implement. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think macro-frictionless. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of TQM. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. We will cultivate the capability of ubiquitous macro-dot-com process management to implement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think holistic. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Think cyber-blog-based. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We will redefine the term "scalable". Do you have a game plan to become real-time?