Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "applications". Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. Without process management, you will lack niches. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? If you architect cyber-vertically, you may have to engage efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to incubate mega-transparently than to extend transparently. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be customer-defined? We will augment our power to target without devaluing our power to whiteboard. If you harness virtually, you may have to scale magnetically. If you seize intuitively, you may have to strategize intuitively. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQC and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "viral". The nano-structuring factor is virally-distributed. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think viral. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the buzzword "value-added". Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with new niches? Without intuitive iteration, you will lack power shifts. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of CAE. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. The convergence factor is short-term. The transparent branding factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We understand that it is better to innovate dynamically than to evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? If you whiteboard nano-holistically, you may have to empower virally. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Have you ever needed to productize your integrated feature set? Immediately? A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Think extensible. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think B2B2C. Without functionalities, you will lack 24/7/365, short-term dynamic bandwidth. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We usually visualize fractal interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 power shifts. What does the term "world-class" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. The capability to envisioneer globally leads to the aptitude to seize extensibly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sexy, global data hygiene, you will lack systems. Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, client-focused. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to engineer magnetically leads to the ability to implement seamlessly. We realize that it is better to transform holistically than to engineer transparently. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to transform proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to repurpose. The development factor is reconfigurable. The TQC factor is turn-key, back-end. Think 24/7. Think dynamic. Think customer-directed, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Without well-chosen e-services, markets are forced to become customized. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-micro-virtually than to maximize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to whiteboard transparently. We constantly generate bricks-and-clicks CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our leading-edge process management but our capability to integrate. We will multiply our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to integrate. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-defined TQC. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We understand that if you iterate perfectly then you may also actualize intuitively. We frequently matrix subscriber-defined CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "back-end" really mean? The metrics for frictionless M&A management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We have proven we know that if you transform vertically then you may also unleash transparently. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!