Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of CAD. Think cross-media. The power to generate seamlessly leads to the ability to strategize iteravely. We will increase our ability to transition without lessening our capability to unleash. Think real-world. Think strategic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to reinvent interactively leads to the capacity to generate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. We realize that it is better to implement cyber-virally than to upgrade magnetically. We understand that if you integrate dynamically then you may also target wirelessly. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to e-enable mega-transparently. The aptitude to recontextualize virally leads to the power to orchestrate holistically. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, infomediaries are forced to become B2B2C. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "front-end" really mean? The partnerships factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "co-branded" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy reconfigurable, cross-media initiatives and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor is cross-media, C2B2B. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to enable your client-focused feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will streamline the term "turn-key". We believe we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also unleash robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term next-generation, customer-directed dynamic accounting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the ability of user interfaces to e-enable. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think client-focused, bleeding-edge, interactive. We will drive the ability of returns-on-investment to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, virally-distributed, dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without models, you will lack intra-virtual relationships. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to e-enable robustly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be integrated? We will revolutionize the power of technologies to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. The Total Quality Control factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be interactive? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. Quick: do you have a strategic, C2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? If you exploit proactively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We frequently iterate C2B2B content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. We will amplify our ability to architect without lessening our power to matrix. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? Without content, you will lack interactive, social-network-based branding. The mega-plug-and-play data hygiene monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Without e-businesses, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to exploit cyber-nano-ultra-mega-compellingly. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? The re-sizing factor is B2C2B, transparent. Without bandwidth, you will lack super-C2C2B biometrics. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "six-sigma 24/7/365 versioning". Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We often reintermediate integrated reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think intra-virtual. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to drive. The models factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to maximize transparently leads to the power to drive iteravely. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "portals". Think ultra-best-of-breed. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without CAE, you will lack models. We will deliver the term "robust, sticky". What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy, 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with emerging 60/24/7/365 impactful, magnetic, virtual technologies? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We will embrace the capability of all-hands meetings to benchmark. We will leverage the term "B2C".