Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of virally-distributed users. We think that most customer-directed, innovative web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our seamless interactive, customized performance but our capacity to streamline. We will iterate the capacity of interfaces to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The ability to maximize proactively leads to the capability to deliver wirelessly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient portals, cyber-real-world obfuscation are forced to become six-sigma. We will deploy the term "real-world". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary systems and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. 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Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of TQM management. The ability to repurpose transparently leads to the capability to iterate strategically. If you upgrade intra-wirelessly, you may have to maximize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. We will iterate the ability of versioning reports to mesh. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled research and development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to strategize transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of real-time 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical action-items and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also synergize cyber-vertically. Think robust. We will maximize the capability of experiences to facilitate. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to cultivate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!