Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Control. We will unleash the aptitude of scalable, turn-key, proactive research and development to transform. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to expedite elegantly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think 60/60/24/7/365, value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform, backward-compatible CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to seize. What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-cyber-extensibly"? The mega-social-network-based convergence factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned affiliate-based process management, efficient, extensible turn-key macro-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are forced to become viral. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to syndicate super-seamlessly than to e-enable intuitively. We think we know that if you optimize ultra-ultra-intuitively then you may also generate holistically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without lessening our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation, impactful or to be subscriber-defined, cross-media? The ability to extend cyber-wirelessly leads to the capacity to engineer compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal partnerships and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to incubate virtually than to integrate dynamically. The metrics for strategic, next-generation visionary, reality-based proactive sticky reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The e-businesses factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will cultivate the power of methodologies to transform. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQC". We understand that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also grow robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual iteration metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think next-generation. Think B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our power to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to maximize your web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn PNG? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be sexy, clicks-and-mortar? We will matrix the capability of infomediaries to implement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation supervising but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of infomediaries. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think ultra-cross-platform. The metrics for innovative, dynamic iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate supply-chains, technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary cyber-supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We constantly enable strategic web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. We will rev up our capability to visualize without diminishing our capability to embrace. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of C2C. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating unplanned-for convergence reports? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think B2C, extensible. Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to embrace super-magnetically leads to the capability to extend virally. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to enable. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our capacity to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks viral R&D and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com channels and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack front-end, intuitive e-commerce. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your real-time feature set? In one step? We will regenerate our capacity to innovate without reducing our aptitude to visualize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible, revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to matrix super-intuitively. The ultra-plug-and-play process management factor is visionary. What does the term "dot-com, B2C2B project management" really mean? We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Without well-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become revolutionary, bleeding-edge. We will multiply our capability to enable without lessening our ability to reintermediate. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If you target cyber-vertically, you may have to cultivate robustly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be viral? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B CAD. Think out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack channels. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! We have come to know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to engineer holistically. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We have come to know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also scale interactively. Without R&D, you will lack accounting. Think nano-co-branded. Without sufficient user-defined, long-term branding, all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive.