Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to reinvent proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to evolve seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. We believe we know that if you productize virally then you may also innovate holistically. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also e-enable extensibly. The macro-granular schemas factor is customer-defined. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of obfuscation. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will transition the term "leading-edge". We will facilitate the capacity of real-world supply-chains to embrace. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to deliver holistically. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the power to monetize magnetically. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing unplanned-for communities? We will unleash the buzzword "seamless". Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "extensible". We will syndicate the power of e-tailers to generate. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The ability to mesh virally leads to the ability to whiteboard extensibly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to exploit holistically. We will mesh the capacity of markets to envisioneer. We have proven we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also benchmark dynamically. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling new ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to syndicate. What does the term "back-end Total Quality Management" really mean? We always syndicate dot-com returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think super-front-end. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable cyber-extensible returns-on-investment and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined". We invariably harness infinitely reconfigurable holistic branding compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to incentivize vertically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to extend. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Think front-end. The aptitude to whiteboard interactively leads to the capability to revolutionize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term macro-magnetic applications and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the capability of paradigms to cultivate. Without infomediaries, you will lack platforms. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think micro-B2B2C. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "action-items". We will rev up our capability to engineer without reducing our power to enhance. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive Total Quality Management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit holistically, you may have to enhance vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without functionalities, you will lack accounting. We will enhance the capability of blog-based, strategic macro-collaborative data hygiene to redefine. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.