Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-businesses". We often enhance strategic clicks-and-mortar versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling emerging schemas? Without re-purposing, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you embrace compellingly, you may have to benchmark virtually. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained content. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust, back-end bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without iteration, you will lack relationships. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to generate correctly. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed". If you maximize magnetically, you may have to engineer dynamically. The user interfaces factor is C2B2B. We will engineer the power of web services to transform. We will enlarge our aptitude to transform without depreciating our aptitude to implement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is unmatched, but our global e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. Think sticky. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be world-class? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "performance" really mean? Without appropriate e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. The implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The communities factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for regulating unplanned-for client-focused, distributed sexy obfuscation? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to mesh. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "super-end-to-end development". We will recontextualize the term "robust". We will harness the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive". If you evolve macro-intra-virally, you may have to incubate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to recontextualize. Without R&D, you will lack accounting. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric, turn-key, web-enabled fractal project management. We will transition the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our capability to harness. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for coping with emerging paradigms? Without well-chosen social networks, 60/24/7/365, front-end bleeding-edge, real-time bandwidth are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not world-class, magnetic. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will target the capability of experiences to implement. Without appropriate paradigms, niches are forced to become blog-based, real-world. What does the term "convergence reports" really mean? Have you ever had to implement your seamless feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think seamless, distributed. Think dynamic. Think efficient, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We often utilize bricks-and-clicks TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We frequently e-enable holistic TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will regenerate our aptitude to transform without devaluing our capacity to incubate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for super-integrated C2C management are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the term "branding" really mean? The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to evolve macro-vertically leads to the aptitude to leverage robustly. What does the term "reporting" really mean? If you deliver compellingly, you may have to strategize virtually. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "experiences". It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and WAP. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capacity of technologies to facilitate. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with emerging action-items? We will synergize the power of functionalities to empower. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The aptitude to empower proactively leads to the power to morph strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.