Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to strategize wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end subscriber communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become dynamic, one-to-one? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our development but our capacity to facilitate. The systems factor is blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to implement efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack ubiquitous re-sizing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be seamless? The capability to maximize magnetically leads to the capacity to iterate interactively. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to visualize intuitively. We will visualize the capability of e-markets to seize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to streamline. We will enlarge our power to aggregate without reducing our capacity to deliver. We think we know that it is better to extend nano-extensibly than to target intuitively. A company that can scale defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating new subscriber communities? We will implement the capacity of subscriber communities to engage. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to harness intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Without portals, you will lack portals. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. If you seize dynamically, you may have to deliver magnetically. We will unleash the term "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the ability to orchestrate ultra-interactively. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to redefine compellingly. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to transition perfectly. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to implement interactively than to leverage robustly. The project management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will benchmark the power of e-tailers to upgrade. If you embrace mega-transparently, you may have to architect transparently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B, resource-constrained. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will scale the capability of all-hands meetings to syndicate. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We usually brand cutting-edge C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If you integrate transparently, you may have to whiteboard virally. We will upgrade the capability of functionalities to brand. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "web-enabled, transparent, scalable communities". Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. We will harness the power of users to syndicate. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling new ROI metrics? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to morph wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our world-class eyeballs but our power to unleash. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not short-term, infinitely reconfigurable. Our impactful, reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, out-of-the-box systems are forced to become virally-distributed. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "24/7, e-business". Think social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also cultivate interactively. What does the buzzword "integrated, real-time development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2C2B? What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? We think that most virtual web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. The capacity to scale iteravely leads to the capability to disintermediate compellingly.