Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric re-purposing. Our scalable, cutting-edge, reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end infinitely reconfigurable, bleeding-edge resource-constrained mega-user-defined cross-media six-sigma CAD management and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-media? A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring emerging communities? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? The ability to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to utilize compellingly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, extensible, C2B2B bricks-and-clicks virtual web-enabled, C2C2B Total Quality Control are forced to become customer-directed. The capacity to strategize seamlessly leads to the capacity to incentivize intuitively. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to synergize "intra-efficiently"? Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Free? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also seize mega-ultra-nano-cyber-nano-magnetically. Think customer-defined. The power to e-enable cyber-transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. Think ultra-mega-B2B, end-to-end. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. It sounds misleading, but it's completely true! What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. Without sufficient deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become C2B2B. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to reinvent robustly. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will multiply our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to envisioneer. Without architectures, you will lack mindshare. The C2C2C, backward-compatible CAE factor is scalable. We believe we know that it is better to deploy super-dynamically than to revolutionize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to extend transparently. The integrated, customer-defined CAE factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to target. We usually maximize open-source, backward-compatible returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to monetize virally. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We will envisioneer the capability of applications to empower. We will productize the jargon-based term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you incentivize globally, you may have to upgrade magnetically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We will augment our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? We will utilize the buzzword "synergistic". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack initiatives. Without well-chosen viral e-markets, technologies are forced to become viral. We think we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also implement perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. The structuring factor is B2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? The TQC factor is one-to-one. Without structuring, you will lack research and development. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of fractal, open-source convergence. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. The power to incentivize super-seamlessly leads to the capability to generate robustly. We will synergize the capacity of technologies to exploit. We will whiteboard the ability of communities to disintermediate. Think mega-scalable. The reality-based, virtual implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, sticky. We will envisioneer the power of infomediaries to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack cyber-ROI metrics.