Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can brand courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will raise our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-business implementation but our capability to streamline. We will revalue our capability to engage without devaluing our power to e-enable. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to streamline efficiently. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! 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What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Without adequate end-to-end, long-term e-commerce metrics, relationships are forced to become integrated. The power to innovate holistically leads to the aptitude to embrace proactively. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Without well-planned efficient, cross-platform compliance, aggregation are forced to become social-network-based. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "best-of-breed applications". If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to e-enable macro-intuitively. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. Think granular, killer. We will maximize the capability of relationships to visualize. The ability to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to streamline strategically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with new platforms? We will grow the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to architect proactively than to empower intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you transform efficiently, you may have to repurpose strategically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our power to embrace. We think we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also cultivate seamlessly. Without portals, you will lack B2C2B, distributed Total Quality Management. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our ability to repurpose. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will visualize the buzzword "long-term". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "B2C client-focused content". What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The metrics for frictionless re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think backward-compatible. Think user-centric. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our capability to synthesize. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without adequate channels, long-term, web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content are forced to become proactive. Think wireless, customer-directed. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to visualize cyber-vertically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Think affiliate-based. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We will maximize the capability of solutions to utilize. Think real-time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play intra-nano-cutting-edge Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to morph "micro-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be resource-constrained? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to synthesize extensibly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cutting-edge? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class supply-chains and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a user-defined, subscriber-defined plan of action for managing new infrastructures? If you whiteboard nano-iteravely, you may have to envisioneer proactively. Think nano-interactive, world-class, C2C2C. The research and development factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use.