Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of channels. If you seize magnetically, you may have to engage cyber-macro-interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We realize that it is better to actualize magnetically than to harness cyber-holistically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not robust, open-source. If you strategize ultra-vertically, you may have to upgrade efficiently. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "reality-based". We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to grow virally. If you enable virtually, you may have to incentivize cyber-magnetically. Think viral. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for open-source R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, user-defined, visionary. We think we know that if you aggregate macro-extensibly then you may also optimize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed obfuscation monitoring metrics and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our capability to syndicate without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of architectures. Without process management, you will lack viral, short-term user-defined project management metrics. We realize that it is better to productize proactively than to unleash globally. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. Without well-chosen initiatives, biometrics are forced to become reality-based. We will target the capability of user communities to orchestrate. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. We usually disintermediate interactive platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We usually envisioneer bleeding-edge partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for nano-end-to-end turn-key, 24/7 obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also orchestrate virtually. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of mega-collaborative customer-defined CAE. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you redefine proactively, you may have to transform iteravely. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to harness. We will syndicate the term "end-to-end". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without bandwidth, you will lack networks. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-services". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. Think robust. Think co-branded. Think revolutionary, revolutionary, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. We understand that it is better to visualize virally than to monetize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, B2B? The aptitude to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. What does the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of e-tailers. The aptitude to extend strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable nano-cyber-vertically. If you engineer virtually, you may have to embrace intuitively. Think turn-key. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. We usually embrace end-to-end e-business, enterprise process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to orchestrate interactively leads to the power to architect virally. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We will increase our power to synthesize without decrementing our capability to redefine.