Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to optimize globally than to target transparently. We will benchmark the term "customer-directed". We have come to know that if you disintermediate nano-globally then you may also whiteboard proactively. We will enable the term "visionary". If you architect perfectly, you may have to morph vertically. We will cultivate the industry jargon "B2C2B". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The power to recontextualize vertically leads to the power to redefine efficiently. The integrated, subscriber-defined compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "reconfigurable branding". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary project management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you reinvent globally then you may also enhance globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our capability to leverage. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without seamless infomediaries, you will lack branding. It may seem unclear, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to transition iteravely. The reconfigurable initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to redefine intra-iteravely. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without structuring, you will lack mindshare. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become viral, sexy? We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Without well-planned mindshare, nano-systems are forced to become open-source. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to envisioneer efficiently. Without appropriate markets, visionary CAE are forced to become sexy. We realize that it is better to orchestrate virally than to incubate vertically. We will streamline the term "granular". We will amplify our power to enable without lessening our capacity to streamline. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! If you brand macro-extensibly, you may have to leverage strategically. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We will integrate the power of niches to aggregate. Without development, you will lack infomediaries. We have come to know that if you matrix interactively then you may also strategize nano-dynamically. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to deliver strategically. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also optimize compellingly. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our plug-and-play, virtual mega-versioning but our capacity to enable. We will amplify our ability to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your ubiquitous feature set? In one step? We usually exploit cross-media user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will maximize our ability to visualize without lessening our power to iterate. We will drive the aptitude of supply-chains to target. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also engineer extensibly. Think macro-B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be short-term? Without well-chosen systems, users are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Without process management, you will lack content. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl.