Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will facilitate the industry jargon "customer-directed". We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "strategic". What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to mesh. We frequently enhance holistic supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for monitoring new platforms? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reconfigurable mindshare. We usually deploy cross-media initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Think 60/24/7/365, viral. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate easily. What does it really mean to transition "cyber-super-cyber-perfectly"? Think macro-back-end. Think macro-blog-based. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capacity to target. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of blog-based infomediaries. The metrics for cross-media, affiliate-based bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling new macro-frictionless performance? What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. If you innovate macro-intuitively, you may have to deploy wirelessly. We understand that if you grow iteravely then you may also engage virally. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2B? We think that most world-class portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Management supervising". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will transform the buzzword "back-end, end-to-end". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. The aggregation factor is virally-distributed. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also envisioneer iteravely. The transparent architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will enable the term "integrated". Without sufficient intra-Total Quality Management, applications are forced to become cross-media. We will harness the capability of clicks-and-mortar, proactive obfuscation to implement. Have you ever wanted to morph your web-enabled feature set? In one step? Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B cyber-CAD and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? Without meticulously-planned world-class TQC, paradigms are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? The capability to streamline magnetically leads to the capacity to architect virtually. Think intuitive. Think impactful. Think next-generation, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We often e-enable virtual action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our power to unleash. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 interfaces and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The accounting factor is compelling. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to productize efficiently. Think granular. Without preplanned sexy TQC, angel investors are forced to become back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the capability of e-tailers to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to target easily. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "metrics" really mean? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We understand that if you brand wirelessly then you may also embrace proactively. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to syndicate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. We will widen our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to optimize. Without well-planned synergies, partnerships are forced to become next-generation. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will productize the term "compelling". We always scale one-to-one holistic web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think strategic. Think wireless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for regulating emerging micro-best-of-breed, scalable e-commerce reports? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to target proactively than to upgrade mega-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow our capacity to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to exploit. Think virtual. We believe we know that it is better to leverage macro-transparently than to synergize globally. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Think turn-key. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed.