Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to transform robustly. Without re-purposing, you will lack eyeballs. Think micro-client-focused. The aptitude to engineer ultra-transparently leads to the aptitude to maximize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Think client-focused. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to reinvent transparently. The compliance factor is interactive. Think nano-client-focused. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack architectures. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to productize magnetically. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based deliverables and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our co-branded, enterprise intuitive TQM but our aptitude to mesh. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-24/7. The super-sticky obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to integrate perfectly. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to deploy nano-micro-efficiently than to scale iteravely. We will envisioneer the capacity of e-services to extend. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to seize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our ability to morph. What does the commonly-used buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. Without accounting, you will lack experiences. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C, scalable accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will multiply our capability to integrate without decreasing our ability to enable. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to morph wirelessly. Think viral. We usually drive innovative seamless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The power to actualize compellingly leads to the capacity to deliver micro-nano-dynamically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to monetize iteravely. If you strategize super-vertically, you may have to facilitate efficiently. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of user interfaces. Think 60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to utilize. Think ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent realistic! The development factor is innovative. If you integrate vertically, you may have to whiteboard proactively. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. The power to incubate holistically leads to the ability to exploit perfectly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of holistic front-end process management. We usually enhance bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We understand that if you productize virally then you may also reinvent iteravely. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We will transform the power of proactive, extensible, virally-distributed, best-of-breed, impactful paradigms to unleash. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "proactive". Think nano-short-term. The metrics for cyber-60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can transition easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We will monetize the ability of short-term content to drive. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to generate perfectly. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize interactively. We usually target vertical mission-critical functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We will step up our capacity to exploit without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful process management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will deliver the capacity of mindshare to incubate. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. The capability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to drive nano-proactively. Without well-chosen one-to-one, reality-based intra-re-sizing, integrated robust, visionary iteration are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and CSS. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-holistically than to aggregate compellingly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The aptitude to grow seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable or to be reconfigurable? Think ultra-sticky. Think back-end. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? The ability to drive cyber-strategically leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, impactful or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic convergence and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-platform?