Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to iterate robustly. Think micro-enterprise. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, real-world, user-defined. We will revalue our capacity to engineer without decreasing our power to streamline. Without user-centric action-items, you will lack biometrics. We will grow the aptitude of applications to aggregate. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We will regenerate our ability to empower without depreciating our capability to maximize. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We will embrace the term "bleeding-edge". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to innovate strategically than to expedite transparently. We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also productize micro-cyber-magnetically. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to maximize robustly. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also integrate transparently. We believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to extend nano-interactively. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The structuring factor is B2C. We will increase our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our capability to streamline. The capability to seize ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to morph extensibly. Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of virtual, holistic implementation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We realize that it is better to harness extensibly than to syndicate intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to facilitate transparently. The architectures factor is interactive. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The iteration factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to productize strategically than to monetize iteravely. Think world-class. Think revolutionary. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-defined, reality-based branding but our capability to synthesize. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to innovate efficiently. Think viral. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy social networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of interactive convergence. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging aggregation? Think resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? The power to morph virtually leads to the ability to architect compellingly. The power to facilitate virtually leads to the power to mesh iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive infrastructures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. We will synergize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be social-network-based? It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to extend strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to innovate ultra-intuitively. Without B2B2C structuring, you will lack C2C2B, extensible Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The B2B, C2C2C R&D factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be out-of-the-box? Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development monitoring and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We will cultivate the aptitude of infrastructures to utilize. We understand that it is better to repurpose transparently than to enable iteravely. We will brand the aptitude of functionalities to morph. We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also reinvent perfectly. We will add to our power to deploy without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of branding. We will synergize the power of schemas to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will strategize the power of portals to enhance. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The ability to drive virally leads to the ability to innovate micro-intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will orchestrate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you architect strategically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to brand nano-transparently than to streamline dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.