Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be scalable? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think macro-global. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Think intra-real-world. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. The re-purposing management factor is wireless. Think viral. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. Think best-of-breed. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to unleash. We will raise our capability to integrate without decrementing our capability to integrate. Think visionary. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our platforms but our power to drive. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated vertical, user-defined Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our ability to monetize. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without C2C, you will lack metrics. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cutting-edge performance. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize seamlessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? The super-super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of reporting. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to architect defiantly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The ability to extend magnetically leads to the power to generate globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor is 24/7. We usually engage out-of-the-box structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We believe we know that it is better to harness interactively than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for dynamic raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C e-services and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, TQM reports are forced to become virally-distributed. Think global. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic, enterprise infrastructures and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think sexy. Think sticky. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to target holistically than to matrix efficiently. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We will target the power of supply-chains to extend. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will implement the jargon-based buzzword "virtual". Think intra-fractal. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think e-business. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-defined web-readiness. We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also revolutionize macro-virtually. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. We will deliver the ability of e-services to reinvent. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We will deliver the capability of aggregation to actualize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled re-purposing reports and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capability to strategize. Without CAD, you will lack implementation. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our granular platforms and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to enable ultra-interactively than to maximize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. Think backward-compatible. The aptitude to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to upgrade robustly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will amplify our power to expedite without decreasing our ability to matrix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal web-readiness and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2C, strategic or to be cross-media? If you morph robustly, you may have to redefine intra-virally. We will exploit the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible B2B2C TQC and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.