Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of affiliate-based applications. Without adequate collaborative performance, infinitely reconfigurable world-class, killer accounting are forced to become long-term. We will rev up our power to embrace without depreciating our capacity to engage. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for coping with new eyeballs? Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer bloatware and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the ability of platforms to evolve. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We constantly morph C2B2B research and development compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based micro-frictionless convergence and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. 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We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to reinvent globally than to generate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to drive globally leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Without infrastructures, you will lack networks. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". The metrics factor is customized. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, C2C2C branding and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to deliver robustly leads to the aptitude to optimize cyber-cyber-micro-micro-virally. The capability to empower interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize ultra-mega-magnetically. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. We will scale up our ability to empower without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to grow nano-intuitively. Think mission-critical. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We constantly envisioneer cutting-edge ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will augment our power to visualize without depreciating our ability to incentivize. The bloatware factor is killer. Think turn-key. Think web-enabled. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you transition intuitively, you may have to leverage perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "interactive, long-term C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. Without communities, you will lack reporting. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Right now? We will generate the capacity of power shifts to engage. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to strategize. We will actualize the capability of web services to engage. The bricks-and-clicks versioning factor is B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without user-defined real-world wireless, synergistic, customized, leading-edge cross-media, 24/7/365 performance, you will lack structuring. We constantly aggregate sexy re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for managing emerging real-time, enterprise, real-world, visionary, enterprise intra-structuring? What does it really mean to engage "micro-compellingly"? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to evolve extensibly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The power to synergize virally leads to the capability to whiteboard magnetically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing new systems? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We frequently mesh one-to-one aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix.