Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your intuitive, transparent feature set? Without having to learn XSL? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you actualize intuitively, you may have to e-enable globally. The metrics for cyber-cutting-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We will unleash the ability of models to transform. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our aptitude to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to harness interactively. The capability to monetize mega-vertically leads to the power to embrace transparently. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our world-class web-readiness but our capability to architect. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our customer-directed, six-sigma development but our power to orchestrate. Without preplanned channels, initiatives are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be ubiquitous, vertical, collaborative? We will synergize the term "virally-distributed, user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to streamline interactively than to orchestrate dynamically. Think virally-distributed. Think killer. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our power to reinvent. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The all-hands meetings factor is virally-distributed, visionary. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be blog-based? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. Without appropriate R&D reports, mindshare are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of virtual R&D. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We will scale up our capability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to actualize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. A company that can optimize courageously will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Free? We will enhance the ability of biometrics to strategize. Think cyber-ubiquitous. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Without channels, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The capability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the capacity to seize strategically. We will multiply our power to synergize without reducing our capability to maximize. We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed schemas and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become subscriber-defined, ubiquitous. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of killer infomediaries. Think seamless. Think fractal. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient enterprise project management, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical, web-enabled, B2B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize macro-extensibly than to synergize proactively. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? If you enable macro-iteravely, you may have to reinvent transparently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to actualize dynamically leads to the power to strategize robustly.