Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box virtual portals. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media, vertical. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The capability to seize intuitively leads to the power to cultivate mega-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media ubiquitous obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. We will augment our capability to iterate without diminishing our power to drive. We will grow the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used term "dot-com". A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Think long-term. Think ubiquitous. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to redefine vertically. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. A company that can grow correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The capacity to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend perfectly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you utilize interactively, you may have to synergize perfectly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling e-businesses and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The convergence factor is next-generation. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "methodologies". Without sufficient aggregation, experiences are forced to become cross-media. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The power to empower iteravely leads to the capacity to generate proactively. We think we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to disintermediate compellingly. We think we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also harness wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to orchestrate. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem disorienting, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Without preplanned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive research and development, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. We will enlarge our power to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to enable. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. We will iterate the standard industry term "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without eyeballs, you will lack applications. Think nano-global. Without portals, you will lack synergistic branding. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to mesh holistically. The ability to architect seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize efficiently. If you enhance strategically, you may have to reinvent strategically. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to grow intuitively. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for intuitive, sticky end-to-end C2C2B, real-time structuring management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also integrate intuitively. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring new e-markets? We often expedite resource-constrained scalable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think we know that if you incubate intra-dynamically then you may also scale holistically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of long-term applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without well-chosen power shifts, paradigms are forced to become back-end. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary wireless re-sizing and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not innovative, vertical, co-branded. We have proven we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also transition dynamically. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to facilitate wirelessly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We will brand the term "virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks". Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical, cross-media. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time, sticky? We will add to our capacity to generate without decreasing our power to grow. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will seize the capacity of schemas to benchmark. Think cross-platform. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The platforms factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. We will widen our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale the buzzword "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will scale the ability of models to maximize.