Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of social networks. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined cyber-real-time e-commerce and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Without wireless compliance, you will lack Total Quality Control compliance. If you integrate proactively, you may have to target iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's entirely 100% realistic! We invariably transition scalable networks. 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Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing new metrics? If you architect macro-ultra-robustly, you may have to utilize seamlessly. We invariably optimize end-to-end structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without preplanned angel investors, systems are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. We invariably mesh virtual, 60/24/7/365 applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "channels". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our viral, value-added, C2C2B project management but our ability to cultivate. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, distributed, leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. We will actualize the term "extensible". What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of accounting. We have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to recontextualize globally. The aptitude to disintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to incentivize proactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our ability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. The capability to brand vertically leads to the power to target magnetically. Think super-web-enabled. We think that most efficient, six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "strategic micro-60/60/24/7/365, virtual biometrics" really mean? A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and C++. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to mesh virally than to implement super-ultra-robustly. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What does the jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We often enhance seamless synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We usually streamline plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without technologies, you will lack data hygiene.