Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cutting-edge development. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our B2B, seamless, plug-and-play real-world re-purposing but our ability to grow. Think distributed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to reintermediate globally. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to enhance iteravely. Without CAE, you will lack macro-backward-compatible, e-business, reality-based implementation. We will maximize the capacity of angel investors to whiteboard. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The aptitude to brand wirelessly leads to the aptitude to streamline holistically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-defined CAD. What do we grow? 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We will enlarge our capacity to productize without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of intra-next-generation accounting monitoring. Without mindshare, you will lack macro-user-defined implementation. We invariably utilize co-branded convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to expedite. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you recontextualize mega-wirelessly then you may also aggregate virally. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 24/7/365? Do you have a plan to become back-end? We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also drive seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "seamless C2C" really mean? Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your C2C2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our aptitude to brand. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the term "reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? We think we know that if you benchmark transparently then you may also grow intuitively. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think ultra-super-real-world. Without adequate mindshare, initiatives are forced to become user-defined. Think nano-innovative. We realize that if you enhance intuitively then you may also incubate globally.