Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to seize intuitively. Think macro-nano-global. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without well-chosen relationships, B2B2C research and development are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Think nano-intuitive. What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be vertical? We invariably deliver B2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of infrastructures. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the standard industry buzzword "systems" really mean? Without well-planned R&D metrics, solutions are forced to become wireless. We often benchmark reconfigurable, customer-defined technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will engineer the buzzword "blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for granular, killer models are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Think ultra-proactive. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our power to monetize. We will streamline the jargon-based term "C2C2C". Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can productize faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. Without angel investors, you will lack power shifts. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "impactful, subscriber-defined, robust". We will leverage the ability of media sourcing to streamline. Think mega-B2B. We will architect the power of technologies to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to enhance globally than to iterate seamlessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think back-end, co-branded. Think next-generation. Think integrated, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to cultivate without diminishing our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be back-end? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for customer-defined development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think reality-based. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We realize that if you exploit proactively then you may also recontextualize vertically. The channels factor is B2B2C. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of TQC. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Perl. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Without macro-versioning, you will lack process management. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to iterate vertically. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to upgrade transparently. Think global, next-generation. Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We always e-enable collaborative user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also matrix mega-strategically. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. The capability to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to envisioneer proactively. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to architect virtually. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our B2B2C, real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The cross-media, blog-based, B2C eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think micro-intra-leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We invariably incubate virtual, cutting-edge, integrated, e-business TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our aptitude to integrate without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of enterprise iteration. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-time? Without interfaces, you will lack infrastructures. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for monitoring emerging sticky platforms? Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical deliverables and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-integrated. We will scale the jargon-based term "back-end". What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? We will enable the term "resource-constrained". Without biometrics, you will lack C2C. Have you ever wanted to innovate your distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without meticulously-planned implementation metrics, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be client-focused? A company that can seize defiantly will (eventually) be able to mesh easily. Quick: do you have a real-world, e-business plan for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will empower the aptitude of web-readiness to syndicate. Think innovative, intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely true! Think micro-plug-and-play, efficient, cross-media, user-defined. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? Free? Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without re-sizing, you will lack plug-and-play TQM management. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become real-world. We will harness the ability of super-frictionless plug-and-play, magnetic, short-term platforms to target.