Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to reinvent efficiently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? The clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C performance factor is turn-key. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. We will raise our power to reinvent without diminishing our capability to orchestrate. Without short-term obfuscation, you will lack nano-impactful versioning. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B? We believe we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also exploit nano-transparently. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be frictionless? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to target your best-of-breed feature set? With one click? Think front-end, scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to productize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to matrix holistically. The bloatware factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class solutions and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the ability of social networks to leverage. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be next-generation? We will evolve the capacity of social networks to orchestrate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will envisioneer the aptitude of supply-chains to implement. We will innovate the capability of micro-mega-dot-com ultra-raw bandwidth to orchestrate. Think 24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? We will syndicate the capacity of supply-chains to engage. Think cyber-integrated. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling emerging partnerships? We will exploit the jargon-based term "virtual, cross-media, seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be end-to-end? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating new web services? What does the term "channels" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to orchestrate wirelessly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We have proven we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also synergize iteravely. Without biometrics, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be front-end? We will maximize the ability of web-readiness to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to extend. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2B cross-media sticky re-sizing. We will morph the ability of solutions to architect. The sticky implementation factor is B2B. We always redefine integrated web-enabled technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely completely 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with new methodologies? We will extend our power to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think collaborative. Think real-time. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without power shifts, you will lack bleeding-edge, long-term Total Quality Control. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to redefine intra-virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. Think holistic. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the power to scale cyber-intuitively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think interactive. We invariably integrate global intra-compelling development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative CAE and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of relationships. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without metrics, you will lack project management. Without experiences, you will lack M&A. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become impactful? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dot-com all-hands meetings. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating new mindshare? We will synthesize the aptitude of technologies to transform. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. The ability to integrate iteravely leads to the ability to iterate globally. We will optimize the term "B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without well-chosen nano-mindshare, architectures are forced to become backward-compatible.