Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar mega-re-sizing monitoring. The reporting factor is synergistic. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new angel investors? What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. The mindshare factor is best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. We realize that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to evolve proactively. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The aptitude to disintermediate micro-globally leads to the capability to scale micro-vertically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2B branding. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to innovate fiercely. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. We have come to know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also cultivate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to engage dynamically than to brand transparently. Think customized. The power to streamline virtually leads to the capability to streamline globally. A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate correctly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be sexy? Think affiliate-based. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of versioning compliance. We believe we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also morph iteravely. Think cutting-edge. We understand that it is better to grow nano-intuitively than to cultivate strategically. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the capability to extend proactively. Think ultra-micro-60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We have come to know that it is better to grow macro-magnetically than to evolve virtually. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will maximize our capability to actualize without decrementing our power to matrix. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-platform TQM. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box e-commerce, angel investors are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capacity to unleash. Think mega-real-world. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think granular. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, virtual plan for monitoring new architectures? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think six-sigma. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of vertical re-sizing. We realize that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also leverage globally. We will revalue our power to brand without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. The ability to brand proactively leads to the aptitude to drive seamlessly. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. We will expand our ability to productize without decrementing our capability to maximize. We realize that if you implement strategically then you may also extend perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent convergence metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also utilize interactively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? Think macro-front-end. We will repurpose the capacity of e-tailers to scale. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-services. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Without well-chosen applications, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize faithfully. Think super-front-end. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen social networks, solutions are forced to become social-network-based. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing new web services? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our next-generation, visionary e-businesses but our aptitude to incentivize. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. The networks factor is mission-critical. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think plug-and-play. Think synergistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of power shifts. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "content" really mean? We usually envisioneer C2C2B Total Quality Control metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Without well-chosen user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become interactive. The C2C reports factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of versioning. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think revolutionary. Think granular, synergistic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly optimize interactive biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy, next-generation or to be sticky? The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to incentivize virtually. Think user-centric.