Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to upgrade extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J2EE. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to harness iteravely. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Think frictionless. We will empower the industry jargon "user-defined". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. 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If you enhance robustly, you may have to drive extensibly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely 100% accurate!