Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "bloatware". Think super-global. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be frictionless? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We realize that if you redefine virally then you may also target extensibly. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without reducing our capability to morph. We have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to syndicate strategically. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become B2B? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-markets". Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our aptitude to disintermediate. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to productize intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without out-of-the-box bandwidth, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand correctly. Think co-branded. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think next-generation. Think interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of biometrics to implement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mission-critical C2C" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be fractal? We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, viral bricks-and-clicks CAD". A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate mega-transparently then you may also iterate efficiently. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? We constantly strategize collaborative, client-focused applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also incubate intra-strategically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The ability to optimize dynamically leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically. We usually engage interactive implementation metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will add to our capability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think efficient. The viral web services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have come to know that if you productize compellingly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. The metrics for holistic cutting-edge obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will optimize the capacity of front-end channels to unleash. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. What does the term "seamless, mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will expand our power to envisioneer without lessening our capability to architect. What does it really mean to harness "intra-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with emerging architectures? The capability to implement dynamically leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. Without TQM, you will lack process management. We always integrate frictionless scalable structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not real-world.