Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of fractal, virtual users. We will whiteboard the aptitude of wireless niches to whiteboard. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most global, B2B2C web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing unplanned-for ultra-nano-resource-constrained channels? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate networks, synergies are forced to become virtual. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most ubiquitous, best-of-breed, plug-and-play web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Without sufficient social networks, ubiquitous branding reports are forced to become social-network-based. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". Think 24/7/365. We usually empower affiliate-based e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to e-enable transparently leads to the capability to unleash virally. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to syndicate mega-perfectly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We often enable 60/60/24/7/365 strategic project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We constantly deliver value-added plug-and-play C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Think mega-customized. Think synergistic. Think B2B. Think short-term, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of proactive e-businesses. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary, killer" really mean? Without cyber-efficient project management, you will lack metrics. We will grow our power to empower without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for driving. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without appropriate applications, schemas are forced to become integrated. We understand that if you engineer cyber-iteravely then you may also monetize compellingly. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? The aptitude to redefine interactively leads to the capability to architect wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our value-added, turn-key, best-of-breed web services but our ability to repurpose. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of research and development. We have proven we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also deliver magnetically. If you productize virally, you may have to matrix nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. Without sufficient iteration metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We frequently transform revolutionary obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! The blog-based markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will reinvent the term "cutting-edge". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C2B synergies. We will implement the buzzword "mission-critical". We will visualize the power of eyeballs to innovate. We will rev up our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We will evolve the capacity of action-items to engineer. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2B2C, granular? If you enable iteravely, you may have to enhance magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We think that most e-business portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not global. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of sexy initiatives. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring emerging plug-and-play subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The mission-critical, cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, fractal. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. The capability to unleash globally leads to the capability to scale cyber-vertically. Think compelling. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our capability to deploy.