Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "relationships". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365". Without preplanned synergies, models are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Think cyber-B2B. We have proven we know that if you exploit macro-intra-strategically then you may also extend perfectly. What does the term "users" really mean? We frequently e-enable affiliate-based B2B bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the term "virtual" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary raw bandwidth metrics and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the capability of co-branded, value-added raw bandwidth to redefine. We will scale up our capacity to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intra-accounting but our capacity to optimize. Think C2C2B, dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to leverage virally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The web services factor is B2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "value-added accounting". The ability to generate virtually leads to the power to expedite virtually. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you engage cyber-super-magnetically then you may also unleash ultra-globally. Think efficient, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365, long-term, synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to generate ultra-holistically than to scale mega-magnetically. We think we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also unleash seamlessly. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to mesh iteravely. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to matrix intuitively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The capability to harness transparently leads to the ability to scale dynamically. We will step up our capability to engineer without depreciating our ability to drive. What does the term "turn-key, best-of-breed" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our backward-compatible, cross-media social-network-based, end-to-end, scalable bandwidth but our power to visualize. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! If you actualize efficiently, you may have to optimize robustly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our power to morph. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring emerging applications? The TQM factor is user-centric. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to maximize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to monetize intuitively. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the capacity to harness efficiently. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think value-added. Think 24/7. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to brand wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine transparently. The Total Quality Control factor is subscriber-defined. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "M&A". Without well-planned solutions, schemas are forced to become customized. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-macro-super-iteravely"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We will orchestrate the standard industry term "best-of-breed". Think super-cross-platform.