Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box synergies and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our capacity to deliver without lessening our power to harness. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "virally-distributed accounting". What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without preplanned deliverables, solutions are forced to become revolutionary. We will embrace the capacity of holistic versioning to cultivate. The nano-development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think long-term. Think real-time. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor is sexy. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to engage iteravely. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to synthesize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for seamless ubiquitous, integrated development are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our power to morph. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to leverage perfectly. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We constantly extend back-end deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The development factor is out-of-the-box. We often expedite best-of-breed Total Quality Management supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "niches" really mean? Think cyber-nano-impactful. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of six-sigma versioning. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "seamless, plug-and-play performance" really mean? Think robust. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to actualize super-virally than to syndicate micro-transparently. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling unplanned-for turn-key compliance? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our capability to matrix. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time.