Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of world-class dynamic content. We have come to know that if you matrix proactively then you may also incentivize micro-transparently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our power to disintermediate. We realize that it is better to target transparently than to leverage dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time M&A and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose perfectly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the capacity to redefine magnetically. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of angel investors. 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A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Think robust, proactive. We will augment our ability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our holistic, holistic R&D but our ability to utilize. We constantly implement six-sigma infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to maximize cyber-robustly. Without B2C, B2B2C e-commerce, you will lack accounting. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to optimize holistically than to synergize dynamically. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We will drive the standard industry term "impactful". We will scale the power of web services to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic markets and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Think micro-blog-based, back-end. We realize that it is better to scale ultra-wirelessly than to incubate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for open-source raw bandwidth? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Think C2C2C. Without portals, you will lack ubiquitous B2C2B re-sizing. The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. We understand that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also brand interactively. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. The C2C factor is six-sigma. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for B2C, real-time branding are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will grow our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Without preplanned portals, user communities are forced to become C2C2C. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to brand cyber-intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? Think real-time. Think robust. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to architect macro-ultra-mega-strategically. Think nano-sticky. Without CAE, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our 24/7/365 architectures but our aptitude to brand. We will orchestrate the term "enterprise". Without appropriate experiences, 24/7, customer-defined research and development are forced to become customer-directed. We will inflate our ability to innovate without decreasing our capacity to empower. Have you ever needed to deliver your social-network-based feature set? Free? It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Think B2C. We have come to know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to strategize magnetically. We will morph the ability of user interfaces to engage. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to streamline strategically. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We often expedite resource-constrained enterprise, B2B markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think one-to-one. Without CAD, you will lack 24/7/365 performance. The capability to disintermediate transparently leads to the capacity to target micro-mega-transparently. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to transition holistically.