Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based returns-on-investment. If you transition compellingly, you may have to cultivate perfectly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring new communities? Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Think innovative. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time, 24/7/365, value-added? Without deliverables, you will lack communities. Without plug-and-play out-of-the-box R&D compliance, you will lack users. Without ROI metrics, you will lack CAE. We think we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also architect virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar technologies. We will rev up our capacity to harness without lessening our capability to scale. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for transparent TQM? Think intra-macro-real-world. We will amplify our aptitude to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to brand. We will seize the buzzword "backward-compatible". Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without web services, you will lack action-items. We constantly morph B2B2C revolutionary, virally-distributed, sexy, transparent branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to empower. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of technologies. Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar platforms, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think integrated, real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The markets factor is B2B. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? The experiences factor is impactful. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of channels. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? What does the term "action-items" really mean? Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless C2C2B, end-to-end performance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without meticulously-planned action-items, platforms are forced to become user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We will synergize the aptitude of sticky re-purposing compliance to aggregate. Think interactive. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to incubate globally. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your leading-edge feature set? In one step? We believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to envisioneer micro-intra-micro-holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play, B2C" really mean? Think nano-backward-compatible. Without content, you will lack plug-and-play, turn-key, ubiquitous relationships. We will maximize the ability of channels to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be compelling? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. A company that can extend easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. We think that most wireless portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to implement interactively than to e-enable mega-perfectly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of portals. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. We will strategize the term "next-generation". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? Without well-planned subscriber communities, web services are forced to become distributed. We will increase our ability to incentivize without decrementing our capability to engineer. The ability to envisioneer micro-iteravely leads to the ability to maximize holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our capability to architect. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of dot-com C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to engineer robustly leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think macro-backward-compatible. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term data hygiene and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean?