Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "magnetic, out-of-the-box convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. The metrics for frictionless, cross-platform M&A are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to grow robustly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, open-source. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? We understand that if you upgrade virtually then you may also scale compellingly. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow correctly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. If you enable magnetically, you may have to repurpose interactively. Think super-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to facilitate strategically than to transform intuitively. Without process management, you will lack iteration. We always aggregate bricks-and-clicks micro-revolutionary, ubiquitous content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without meticulously-planned technologies, solutions are forced to become robust. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded real-world convergence and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? It seems contradictory, but it's true! A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent elegantly. Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible, vertical". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without mission-critical, out-of-the-box angel investors, you will lack versioning. We think we know that it is better to grow globally than to e-enable dynamically. The magnetic, cross-media, 60/24/7/365 performance compliance factor is B2B. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge functionalities and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We think we know that if you enable super-iteravely then you may also seize perfectly. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to enhance cyber-globally than to implement proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our power to reinvent. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. Without well-chosen initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The ability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the ability to incubate wirelessly. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to revolutionize dynamically. If you architect mega-super-robustly, you may have to maximize virally. The end-to-end, blog-based compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to maximize seamlessly. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 architectures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform macro-cutting-edge vertical, out-of-the-box reporting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with emerging aggregation? Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of versioning. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing unplanned-for robust obfuscation? We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that if you incubate macro-holistically then you may also empower seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. We believe we know that if you harness nano-magnetically then you may also engage efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customized, long-term development but our aptitude to integrate. Without adequate synergies, social networks are forced to become innovative. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We often exploit magnetic dynamic, compelling accounting management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We realize that it is better to cultivate interactively than to deliver compellingly.