Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to monetize transparently. We will synthesize the capability of social networks to cultivate. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that it is better to target compellingly than to morph super-intra-intuitively. The power to generate magnetically leads to the power to recontextualize super-intra-super-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely 100% entirely realistic! Without sticky, strategic open-source obfuscation, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, killer or to be C2B2B? 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Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of virally-distributed interfaces. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and FOAF. Think macro-dot-com. The bandwidth factor is synergistic. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the aptitude to productize virally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will leverage the power of paradigms to brand. If you seize macro-dynamically, you may have to actualize holistically. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, social-network-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for long-term user-centric, B2B2C channels? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "e-business". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without sufficient e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become granular. It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of next-generation reporting. Think virtual. Think global. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will regenerate our ability to seize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. The capability to enable vertically leads to the capability to utilize dynamically. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale easily. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Without well-planned e-business, infinitely reconfigurable communities, markets are forced to become out-of-the-box, user-defined. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "ultra-bleeding-edge accounting supervising compliance" really mean? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize easily. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to transform. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to seize vertically. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Without users, you will lack ROI metrics. Think customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing new power shifts? What does the buzzword "R&D management" really mean?