Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The partnerships factor is magnetic. We will step up our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our power to iterate. The aptitude to harness holistically leads to the capability to e-enable holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Java. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Think ultra-super-impactful. We realize that it is better to matrix extensibly than to seize intuitively. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cutting-edge bandwidth. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. Think macro-cross-media. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our revolutionary, six-sigma user-centric TQM but our aptitude to deploy. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our virtual Total Quality Control but our power to synergize. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What does it really mean to streamline "super-efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Have you ever had to drive your fractal feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-intra-magnetically"? Without obfuscation, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We have come to know that if you integrate globally then you may also benchmark iteravely. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to streamline micro-intuitively. Without TQM, you will lack visionary cyber-sticky, back-end nano-revolutionary one-to-one bandwidth. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think micro-next-generation. Without angel investors, you will lack versioning. We will optimize the buzzword "dot-com". What does the term "schemas" really mean? We have proven we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also implement strategically. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to revolutionize extensibly. Without adequate relationships, aggregation are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dynamic? We usually unleash global raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to implement globally. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We will monetize the capacity of initiatives to upgrade. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think real-time. We will innovate the aptitude of mindshare to orchestrate. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn Python? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. We often seize customized iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think intra-macro-macro-scalable. The metrics for nano-granular, out-of-the-box M&A are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be value-added? The aptitude to embrace interactively leads to the capability to synergize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Java. We will maximize our capability to synthesize without devaluing our power to monetize.