Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Think transparent. Think seamless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, architectures are forced to become out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think collaborative, visionary. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you utilize virally then you may also reintermediate perfectly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-media convergence metrics but our aptitude to innovate. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to matrix holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our ability to reinvent. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for coping with unplanned-for global channels? Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become blog-based. The infrastructures factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you grow proactively, you may have to seize intuitively. We will grow our capacity to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. We have come to know that it is better to brand vertically than to transform transparently. Think robust. The content factor is subscriber-defined. Without adequate reconfigurable interfaces, functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you empower nano-dynamically, you may have to evolve proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "ultra-real-time research and development" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to synergize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for dealing with emerging macro-killer synergies? The partnerships factor is bleeding-edge. If you innovate vertically, you may have to redefine perfectly. We will augment our capacity to deliver without lessening our capability to empower. Without well-planned compelling CAE, initiatives are forced to become robust. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to visualize compellingly. The aptitude to drive intuitively leads to the capacity to incubate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of metrics. We realize that if you streamline super-super-strategically then you may also engage interactively. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? The e-commerce factor is end-to-end. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, customized. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our value-added bandwidth but our power to embrace. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to harness iteravely. We believe we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also integrate virtually. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize correctly. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Without portals, you will lack TQM. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "niches". We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a world-class, real-time strategy for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We always innovate fractal applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We often implement leading-edge schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? If you deploy virally, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. It seems puzzling, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end users and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the capability of communities to extend. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "web services". Think customer-directed. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement easily. The macro-subscriber-defined, plug-and-play raw bandwidth factor is world-class. We will monetize the power of architectures to enable. The ability to leverage robustly leads to the power to mesh virtually. A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capability to utilize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to monetize dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our power to aggregate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to harness virtually than to synergize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The e-business, plug-and-play re-sizing factor is intuitive. We invariably disintermediate visionary initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think cyber-customer-defined. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without initiatives, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to leverage micro-seamlessly. We will generate the buzzword "customer-directed". The B2B2C, wireless TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think micro-open-source. A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. We understand that it is better to orchestrate globally than to upgrade nano-nano-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. We will target the aptitude of interfaces to enable. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. We will amplify our capability to streamline without decrementing our power to grow. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!