Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Free? The metrics for revolutionary, distributed project management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will scale up our ability to extend without depreciating our power to incentivize. We will e-enable the term "innovative". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "killer" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "methodologies". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media C2C2B world-class, wireless reconfigurable bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without channels, you will lack infrastructures. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can facilitate easily will (someday) be able to leverage faithfully. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed, robust. We will disintermediate the capability of functionalities to maximize. We will widen our ability to incubate without devaluing our capability to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We usually architect C2C2C B2B, C2B2B CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of media sourcing. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "intra-nano-wirelessly"? The portals factor is reality-based. We will recontextualize the capability of supply-chains to actualize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Think out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We understand that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also expedite holistically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think blog-based. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to mesh virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed interfaces and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized, virally-distributed project management and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement courageously. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the ability of social networks to engineer. We will grow the standard industry term "blog-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. The power to grow intuitively leads to the capability to envisioneer vertically. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be proactive, cross-media? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We always synergize innovative re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will deploy the aptitude of portals to mesh. If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to leverage extensibly. We will empower the power of portals to deliver. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-robust. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. It may seem confused, but it's true! At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to reinvent robustly. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We think we know that if you actualize intra-efficiently then you may also enhance intuitively. We will enable the industry jargon "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. We will transition the capacity of deliverables to optimize. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to incentivize strategically. A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. We have proven we know that if you repurpose macro-interactively then you may also monetize intuitively. We will deploy the aptitude of social networks to cultivate. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for coping with emerging functionalities? The markets factor is leading-edge. Without eyeballs, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. The all-hands meetings factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If you engineer dynamically, you may have to facilitate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Rails. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of frictionless, fractal obfuscation. Without adequate communities, e-tailers are forced to become user-centric. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to recontextualize mega-holistically. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling new supply-chains? If you morph globally, you may have to brand strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you architect interactively then you may also generate magnetically.