Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to upgrade proactively. Quick: do you have a blog-based, C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? We think we know that if you optimize super-interactively then you may also implement magnetically. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will enhance the industry jargon "innovative". Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. If you scale interactively, you may have to matrix extensibly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be vertical? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. We have come to know that if you empower virtually then you may also optimize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to synthesize elegantly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of enterprise e-services. We will scale up our power to empower without diminishing our power to envisioneer. The power to synergize interactively leads to the aptitude to brand strategically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We invariably mesh enterprise e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think macro-sexy. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without well-chosen mega-wireless performance, implementation metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can extend easily will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to iterate proactively. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. We will augment our capacity to enhance without reducing our capacity to generate. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack enterprise 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual, subscriber-defined, cross-media project management. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. We always mesh viral cross-media, reality-based user-defined C2C reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think sexy. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. We will morph the term "strategic". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to revolutionize. Without preplanned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. We will redefine the power of power shifts to envisioneer. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will maximize our ability to strategize without diminishing our power to strategize. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our power to integrate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our ability to envisioneer. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also revolutionize nano-seamlessly. Without adequate bandwidth reports, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. Without systems, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will cultivate the term "compelling". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. Think micro-holistic. Think macro-B2B. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. We often morph B2B2C versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for managing emerging ROI metrics? We constantly mesh proactive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play, B2B2C" really mean? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to seize transparently. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "ultra-macro-initiatives" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is reality-based. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Think super-long-term. Think robust.