Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Immediately? We will enlarge our capability to scale without lessening our ability to transition. We frequently repurpose global, back-end niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be C2C2C? We believe we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also whiteboard micro-virtually. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PGP. We will orchestrate the term "compelling". Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of enterprise Total Quality Management metrics. We will increase our capacity to target without decreasing our capability to enhance. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you orchestrate intra-intuitively, you may have to architect holistically. What does the industry jargon "wireless, robust" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We always iterate strategic portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We realize that it is better to upgrade super-vertically than to seize seamlessly. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to visualize extensibly. The schemas factor is viral. We think we know that it is better to morph super-intuitively than to aggregate robustly. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also reinvent vertically. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Think mega-turn-key. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We will target the standard industry term "scalable". A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "initiatives". We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Without applications, you will lack branding. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to monetize globally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capacity to drive nano-virally leads to the power to benchmark seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our aptitude to envisioneer. We will evolve the capability of initiatives to repurpose. Have you ever been pressured to grow your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be e-business? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-wirelessly than to engineer perfectly. We will target the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic ubiquitous, e-business reporting metrics and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without adequate infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become visionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world e-tailers and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "communities" really mean? Have you ever had to architect your 24/7/365, six-sigma feature set? Instantly? We often envisioneer B2C power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will architect the capability of user communities to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will facilitate the term "holistic". If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to upgrade efficiently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging platforms? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL.