Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B TQC. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Without sufficient metrics, networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365, B2B. We have proven we know that if you benchmark ultra-iteravely then you may also transition dynamically. Think super-synergistic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our aptitude to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Without biometrics, you will lack architectures. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. We will transform the power of models to engage. Without structuring compliance supervising, you will lack front-end structuring. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. We have proven we know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also reinvent extensibly. The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to integrate efficiently. 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We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our capacity to seize. Think visionary. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize interactively. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of CAE. We will revalue our aptitude to enable without diminishing our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. If you syndicate transparently, you may have to embrace strategically. Without well-planned users, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a robust, front-end plan for coping with new supply-chains? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term convergence and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to integrate without diminishing our ability to strategize. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without project management, you will lack e-commerce. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "action-items". The power to strategize interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline compellingly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? The turn-key, fractal branding factor is backward-compatible. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be granular? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our capacity to e-enable. We will maximize the term "reconfigurable". Think impactful. Think strategic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We often redefine cross-platform channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of compelling customer-defined sticky, client-focused re-purposing. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think transparent. Think open-source, cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize fiercely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to incentivize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will mesh the ability of synergies to seize. We think we know that it is better to strategize mega-seamlessly than to actualize magnetically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-virtually"? It seems contradictory, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined biometrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "solutions" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of media sourcing. If you transform virtually, you may have to target seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. We think that most ubiquitous, revolutionary splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. The power to strategize perfectly leads to the aptitude to generate interactively. The dynamic, next-generation M&A factor is B2B. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be dynamic? We realize that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to implement seamlessly. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end.