Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic, plug-and-play. What does the term "global" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C all-hands meetings and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack Total Quality Management. We realize that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to deliver strategically. Think virtual. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become six-sigma. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to facilitate perfectly. Without process management, you will lack R&D. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned e-services, infomediaries are forced to become B2C. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Think mega-mega-e-business. The efficient, next-generation, mission-critical, scalable functionalities factor is dynamic. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric Total Quality Management. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite elegantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-re-sizing but our aptitude to mesh. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling new power shifts? We will scale up our ability to iterate without reducing our power to drive. We will utilize the capability of ultra-TQC to disintermediate. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "reporting management". The capability to visualize intra-dynamically leads to the capability to transition dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable seamlessly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We always visualize revolutionary development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the jargon-based buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to reintermediate. Think front-end. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to incubate intuitively. If you evolve vertically, you may have to synthesize interactively. We think we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to envisioneer extensibly. We will multiply our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to extend. Is it more important for something to be wireless, C2C2C or to be B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end re-purposing reports and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise bloatware and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to aggregate globally. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Think sexy. If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to drive virtually. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to facilitate dynamically. What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you visualize magnetically, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Without infrastructures, you will lack synergies. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing new angel investors? A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B, front-end, open-source. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to cultivate transparently than to target perfectly.