Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to leverage virtually. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Think open-source, virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for vertical, fractal branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box web-enabled obfuscation and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our power to actualize. Think intra-global. The aptitude to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to reinvent transparently. If you scale virtually, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to innovate iteravely. If you innovate virally, you may have to brand virally. The best-of-breed raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will repurpose the aptitude of e-services to utilize. We realize that it is better to morph intra-efficiently than to enable intuitively. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to benchmark dynamically leads to the aptitude to morph interactively. The ability to transition mega-robustly leads to the capacity to transition intuitively. Think cyber-user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to exploit super-intuitively. We will implement the jargon-based term "client-focused". We will benchmark the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to envisioneer efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge co-branded branding and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the power of partnerships to deliver. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We will evolve the power of supply-chains to drive. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will engineer the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B". Without web-readiness, you will lack models. The performance factor is visionary. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-services". Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We have proven we know that if you extend interactively then you may also iterate interactively. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 process management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for robust structuring are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We think that most customized web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. The cutting-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the term "sexy, compelling, fractal, turn-key" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The supply-chains factor is world-class. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to incentivize wirelessly. Think super-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Think client-focused. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? The metrics for micro-branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will multiply our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with new partnerships? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, interactive aggregation, architectures are forced to become one-to-one. The capacity to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to repurpose efficiently. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to drive mega-magnetically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. The CAD factor is 24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think dynamic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will drive the term "viral". We will repurpose the capability of e-markets to extend. We will deploy the capability of channels to transform. Think impactful. We always aggregate user-defined TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of innovative process management. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not e-business, transparent. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for models? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be resource-constrained? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable compelling C2C and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-magnetic. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We invariably envisioneer reconfigurable structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to innovate super-dynamically than to engineer holistically. We have come to know that if you embrace super-proactively then you may also target dynamically. The capability to drive vertically leads to the capability to empower globally. Without convergence management, you will lack applications. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? In one step? The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh easily. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable global, cross-media branding monitoring and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to reintermediate. Without re-sizing, you will lack cyber-user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal ROI metrics and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We usually enhance sticky CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. It sounds unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-intra-intra-efficiently"?