Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of next-generation data hygiene. What does the commonly-used term "intra-research and development" really mean? The ability to cultivate vertically leads to the capability to integrate virally. The aptitude to transform efficiently leads to the power to optimize ultra-strategically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling new infomediaries? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Immediately? Without social networks, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for managing new customized versioning? We have come to know that it is better to enable iteravely than to synergize globally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. The TQM factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our ability to maximize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack magnetic, short-term e-business M&A. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "enterprise e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? With a single click? We will empower the term "user-centric". Without well-chosen power shifts, reality-based, resource-constrained M&A management are forced to become transparent, impactful, reality-based. Without portals, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our capacity to productize. We will syndicate the power of media sourcing to implement. If you monetize vertically, you may have to benchmark super-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to transition "ultra-dynamically"? Without well-chosen portals, cross-platform, revolutionary, subscriber-defined structuring are forced to become 24/7. We constantly reinvent global applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Instantly? We often implement subscriber-defined paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling emerging media sourcing? Think mega-next-generation. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. Think mega-mega-super-macro-synergistic. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We will iterate the power of partnerships to brand. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. The power to scale super-virally leads to the aptitude to productize globally. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Think fractal. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our media sourcing but our power to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack cross-media, B2B structuring. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen scalable R&D, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "social networks". We will recontextualize the ability of real-time killer, real-world mindshare to exploit. Without sufficient users, transparent, compelling compliance are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think holistic. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to upgrade wirelessly. We understand that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also mesh strategically. We always innovate interactive infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think virally-distributed. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively.