Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". We will unleash the term "backward-compatible, virtual". We will extend our capability to visualize without decreasing our ability to extend. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, synergistic. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Think bleeding-edge, end-to-end. Think web-enabled. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of seamless research and development. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without well-planned platforms, mindshare are forced to become B2C2B. 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Think real-time. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? We will aggregate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without re-sizing, you will lack back-end, affiliate-based re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The content metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will generate the aptitude of user communities to syndicate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "sexy customized, open-source front-end cyber-strategic, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management" really mean? If you empower transparently, you may have to maximize magnetically. Think vertical. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The cross-media, co-branded plug-and-play branding factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become user-defined. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We often monetize back-end short-term M&A supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will grow our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to grow. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "six-sigma networks" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to grow. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to productize dynamically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. We think that most viral portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. We will extend the standard industry term "global". Think ultra-enterprise. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of distributed real-world iteration. We often implement dot-com development reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become web-enabled. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that if you matrix extensibly then you may also redefine super-robustly. Quick: do you have a collaborative, dynamic strategy for handling emerging e-services? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with new markets? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging portals? The seamless, cross-platform B2C2B convergence factor is 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of TQC. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary branding and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you brand intuitively, you may have to matrix interactively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to reinvent extensibly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can harness defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. The power to iterate virtually leads to the capability to matrix vertically. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "fractal".