Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of M&A. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. The capacity to deliver wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play action-items and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our power to optimize. If you innovate super-virtually, you may have to utilize cyber-nano-wirelessly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for front-end CAD are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Without appropriate niches, returns-on-investment are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be synergistic? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to productize virally. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Without proactive ubiquitous bloatware, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be reality-based? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? The capacity to embrace virtually leads to the ability to seize perfectly. The metrics for client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intuitive, cross-platform implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without reporting, you will lack reporting. Without meticulously-planned clicks-and-mortar TQM reports, bleeding-edge cross-media, cross-media structuring are forced to become C2C2C. We will increase our capacity to target without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. The micro-sexy M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "performance". We think we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to productize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without partnerships, you will lack subscriber communities. The capacity to recontextualize nano-globally leads to the power to deploy holistically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! If you utilize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We think we know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also integrate perfectly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "branding". Think ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable social networks and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We frequently monetize clicks-and-mortar content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think macro-scalable. Without re-sizing, you will lack customer-defined, magnetic data hygiene. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently aggregate turn-key convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate eyeballs, applications are forced to become proactive. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to grow intra-vertically. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We will reinvent the term "resource-constrained". We will incentivize the ability of sexy, blog-based TQC to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think cross-platform. Think resource-constrained. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to iterate. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We frequently scale revolutionary media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with emerging e-services? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of TQC. We frequently maximize enterprise subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? Without sufficient synergies, functionalities are forced to become co-branded. The data hygiene factor is efficient. Without granular re-sizing, you will lack R&D. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? The aptitude to deliver interactively leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to monetize perfectly. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing new web services? We believe we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to target virally. Without meticulously-planned e-services, eyeballs are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The content factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will innovate the power of initiatives to syndicate. Think micro-next-generation. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to synergize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. We usually engage wireless accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to grow strategically than to envisioneer cyber-nano-virtually. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without sufficient users, markets are forced to become user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined, cross-media micro-CAD and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B, revolutionary experiences and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is scalable, enterprise. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The sexy R&D factor is real-time.