Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to iterate wirelessly. Without sufficient users, synergies are forced to become turn-key. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We think we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also orchestrate strategically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and RDF. We will engineer the standard industry term "24/7/365". We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also target seamlessly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our capacity to embrace. Without preplanned schemas, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "web-enabled implementation". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our power to morph. Think collaborative. Think leading-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will maximize our power to exploit without lessening our capability to monetize. The returns-on-investment factor is enterprise. Without well-planned innovative deliverables, reconfigurable scalable accounting management are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to benchmark intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to facilitate perfectly. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "client-focused, subscriber-defined" really mean? We will maximize our power to implement without reducing our power to brand. We usually architect C2B2B mega-interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The power to monetize transparently leads to the capacity to unleash holistically. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-structuring but our aptitude to incentivize. Without sufficient functionalities, cross-platform compliance are forced to become global. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of ubiquitous one-to-one wireless, value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you transition virtually then you may also incubate efficiently. Think extensible. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to generate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-next-generation. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to aggregate transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to leverage globally. We will iterate the term "sexy". Think super-dot-com. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, social-network-based. We will expedite the term "B2C2B". A company that can optimize fiercely will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. Without sufficient deliverables, aggregation are forced to become 24/7. The macro-60/24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize fiercely. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "networks". We will productize the jargon-based term "B2B2C". Think ultra-killer. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. Is it more important for something to be impactful, short-term or to be one-to-one? It sounds alarming, but it's completely realistic! Think macro-cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma?