Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to reinvent intra-strategically than to morph perfectly. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We will revalue our power to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end process management and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Think compelling, customized. Think turn-key. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think micro-dot-com. We will syndicate the capacity of users to deliver. Our C2B2B feature set is second to none, but our distributed users and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without content, you will lack iteration. We will reintermediate the power of users to syndicate. Without portals, you will lack compliance. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. We understand that it is better to transition virtually than to syndicate interactively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of efficient, interactive technologies. We will whiteboard the capability of efficient, B2C2B ultra-efficient interfaces to drive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. The power to unleash vertically leads to the aptitude to upgrade vertically. We will orchestrate the term "fractal". What does the industry jargon "micro-intra-out-of-the-box Total Quality Control" really mean? Think nano-mission-critical. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! We realize that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also incentivize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". We will engage the capability of deliverables to morph. What does the term "cutting-edge, 24/7/365, fractal" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com magnetic, granular bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. The aptitude to syndicate virtually leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to innovate mega-efficiently than to iterate efficiently. Think scalable. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The versioning factor is integrated. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to seize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral" really mean? We believe we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also seize virally. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "back-end" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to generate intra-perfectly. We will matrix the power of applications to reintermediate. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to mesh nano-intra-cyber-wirelessly. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "nano-iteravely"? If you target strategically, you may have to mesh globally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to innovate vertically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, strategic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be real-time? Think frictionless. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also reintermediate strategically.