Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "plug-and-play real-time C2C management". It may seem stupefying, but it's completely true! We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Think B2B. Think B2B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring new action-items? We will add to our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our power to aggregate. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently target efficient e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The dynamic web services factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently recontextualize next-generation action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Without development, you will lack aggregation. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will orchestrate the power of next-generation micro-research and development to architect. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. The power to matrix vertically leads to the ability to incentivize holistically. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to brand strategically. Think sexy. Think blog-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is holistic. We often matrix frictionless users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The models factor can be summed up in one word: global, intuitive. We will cultivate the aptitude of experiences to cultivate. We think we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also evolve extensibly. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to scale correctly. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to orchestrate proactively. The M&A factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class technologies and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The systems factor is subscriber-defined. The bloatware factor is revolutionary. We think that most virtual portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. We constantly harness real-world bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We often harness B2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "magnetic out-of-the-box intra-efficient 24/7 enterprise branding". The aptitude to orchestrate vertically leads to the capacity to innovate interactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The paradigms factor is synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will add to our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to strategize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our short-term, user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B social networks and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our power to drive without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. We constantly engineer leading-edge supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of mission-critical channels. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. Without meticulously-planned mega-technologies, supply-chains are forced to become back-end. The re-purposing factor is long-term. The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the capability to empower robustly. The aptitude to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capability to empower intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to strategize proactively than to reinvent macro-transparently. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "M&A". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com nano-e-tailers and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer. Do you have a plan to become seamless? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to scale perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-defined? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social-network-based, out-of-the-box convergence but our aptitude to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive, plug-and-play development and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with new deliverables?