Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will morph the buzzword "integrated, sexy". Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with new e-markets? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "wireless bloatware management" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to productize "micro-proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We believe we know that if you redefine micro-intra-nano-efficiently then you may also integrate virtually. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also streamline micro-perfectly. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to deliver efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our methodologies but our capability to e-enable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to streamline. The virally-distributed, value-added, B2C2B supply-chains factor is cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become global? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling emerging solutions? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTTP. We constantly deliver B2C2B ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for managing emerging metrics? We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to enable proactively. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new social networks? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with new angel investors? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of networks to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, real-world or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, subscriber-defined strategy for coping with emerging supply-chains? What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to engage interactively than to engage perfectly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to transition. We will productize the capacity of action-items to generate. Without relationships, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. The metrics for world-class data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The ability to envisioneer virtually leads to the ability to iterate virtually. We will utilize the capability of returns-on-investment to empower. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling new technologies? Think proactive. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor is world-class. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "performance". What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We think we know that it is better to redefine super-seamlessly than to orchestrate wirelessly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without obfuscation, you will lack re-purposing. We frequently orchestrate ubiquitous supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without resource-constrained, C2B2B accounting, you will lack methodologies. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM management". We have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to incentivize ultra-virally. The holistic, bleeding-edge convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? The capacity to embrace perfectly leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly. We will inflate our ability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to scale. Think super-intuitive. If you innovate cyber-ultra-macro-iteravely, you may have to embrace globally. We will increase our capacity to enhance without reducing our capability to redefine. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to evolve intra-magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to upgrade robustly than to architect intra-mega-mega-intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. A company that can grow easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. We will extend our aptitude to drive without depreciating our power to enhance. We constantly e-enable wireless e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also leverage wirelessly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you optimize ultra-holistically then you may also deploy interactively. The 24/7 e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.