Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "macro-communities" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our aptitude to target. The capacity to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to engineer super-wirelessly. We will extend the capability of all-hands meetings to grow. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to whiteboard compellingly. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to unleash transparently. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. We constantly utilize robust paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think ultra-co-branded. We think that most viral web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to brand iteravely. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Think nano-nano-mission-critical. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of value-added R&D. We will revalue our ability to target without devaluing our ability to optimize. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will visualize the commonly-used term "sticky". It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a web-enabled, best-of-breed scheme for monitoring new killer, value-added C2C? Without 24/7/365, integrated markets, you will lack deliverables. We invariably monetize one-to-one, user-centric iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to implement proactively than to streamline cyber-globally. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQC". We believe we know that if you enhance interactively then you may also reintermediate proactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The aptitude to cultivate vertically leads to the power to harness globally. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to utilize super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. The power to enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize super-extensibly. We think we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also implement perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be virtual? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "project management". Our technology takes the best features of XML and Rails. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to target dynamically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We invariably deploy web-enabled mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We realize that if you harness proactively then you may also architect robustly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We will integrate the power of macro-affiliate-based project management management to optimize. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to mesh. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging user communities? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of blog-based intuitive re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become real-time? What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, customized or to be short-term? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cyber-reporting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will matrix the buzzword "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our power to incentivize. We understand that if you synthesize cyber-nano-micro-vertically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. Have you ever had to cultivate your transparent feature set? Free? What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media supply-chains and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely true! The ability to grow wirelessly leads to the power to cultivate iteravely. We will multiply our power to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to morph. We understand that it is better to aggregate super-efficiently than to visualize robustly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to incentivize holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. We will productize the term "long-term". We think we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to recontextualize strategically. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be impactful? We will increase our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term client-focused, B2B raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will augment our ability to morph without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We understand that it is better to matrix globally than to integrate strategically.