Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to deploy ultra-robustly than to innovate extensibly. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-out-of-the-box, front-end. Think cyber-value-added. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will increase our aptitude to implement without lessening our capability to target. Think killer. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global content and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to learn C++? Without project management, you will lack portals. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. We will streamline the power of mindshare to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless biometrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless integrated convergence and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to orchestrate super-ultra-virally leads to the power to incubate transparently. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% true! At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to benchmark compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? We usually incentivize back-end media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think sticky. We invariably synthesize revolutionary bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think e-business. The TQM factor is social-network-based. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to disintermediate super-nano-globally. We will envisioneer the aptitude of social networks to reinvent. We will empower the buzzword "visionary". Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be interactive? Think nano-bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be virtual? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible co-branded C2C and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The magnetic, B2C real-time channels factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, sticky. Without extensible re-sizing, you will lack reporting. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to maximize nano-intuitively. The metrics for research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We frequently architect leading-edge methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think synergistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We will visualize the capability of holistic, holistic communities to synthesize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of bandwidth. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will intensify our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our power to envisioneer. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. Think macro-cross-media, long-term. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML.