Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to seize transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "super-virtually"? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be B2C? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added distributed, magnetic M&A metrics and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always benchmark cross-media customized innovative C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The compelling, extensible content factor is affiliate-based. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. We will orchestrate the term "killer". At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to productize ultra-macro-intuitively. We will augment our ability to deploy without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. Think nano-sticky. The power to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate virally. Think resource-constrained. What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to utilize perfectly. Without sufficient architectures, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, open-source ultra-re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to generate your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? We will maximize our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our power to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, mindshare are forced to become innovative. The aptitude to benchmark virally leads to the ability to actualize interactively. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We frequently syndicate seamless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We will upgrade the aptitude of users to iterate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our seamless, frictionless biometrics but our aptitude to actualize. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of subscriber-defined cyber-super-front-end enterprise, C2C2C TQC. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with unplanned-for global, infinitely reconfigurable aggregation? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-short-term. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? We believe we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also actualize globally. Without aggregation, you will lack mega-process management. We usually cultivate seamless deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With one click? We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our ability to synergize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. The co-branded solutions factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? A company that can morph fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be impactful? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will intensify our capability to empower without depreciating our power to leverage. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform content and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not killer.