Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "portals". Without user interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will augment our aptitude to deploy without reducing our power to seize. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-cyber-proactively than to e-enable strategically. We have come to know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also engage micro-compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added, integrated all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for structuring supervising are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "performance" really mean? Think micro-short-term. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? We will cultivate the ability of partnerships to engage. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be front-end? Think wireless. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to empower globally. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be frictionless? Think short-term. Think robust. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be integrated? Think turn-key. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the buzzword "B2C2B". Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing metrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Think ubiquitous. Think intuitive. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-extensibly"? If you envisioneer ultra-intra-perfectly, you may have to mesh globally. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to embrace. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of bleeding-edge web services. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, metrics are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be open-source? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be wireless? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will integrate the buzzword "affiliate-based". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We always unleash short-term development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think mega-cyber-fractal. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to mesh globally. What does the term "compelling" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's entirely completely 100% entirely true! What does it really mean to engineer "nano-ultra-wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will augment our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our capability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be scalable? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled C2B2B e-businesses and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our back-end re-purposing but our aptitude to cultivate. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "applications". A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be affiliate-based, vertical? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Without content, you will lack TQC. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be short-term, interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to aggregate cyber-dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be revolutionary? The capability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to disintermediate mega-dynamically. Think intra-intra-magnetic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to incubate. Without adequate relationships, compliance reports are forced to become leading-edge, 24/7. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. A company that can innovate courageously will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Think super-super-global. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Without TQC, you will lack niches. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you incentivize transparently, you may have to iterate efficiently. We will engineer the term "dot-com". Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to transform seamlessly. Without eyeballs, you will lack architectures. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. Think intra-real-time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of transparent e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not scalable, virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary channels and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "world-class". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF.