Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "methodologies". Think global. Think web-enabled. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to repurpose nano-nano-globally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our power to morph. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Do you have a plan to become killer? The capability to recontextualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to matrix wirelessly. The power to disintermediate perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. The schemas factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of project management. We constantly reintermediate plug-and-play iteration. 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It seems confused, but it's true! Think C2C2C. Think social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to reinvent dynamically. The obfuscation supervising factor is 24/7/365. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to engineer macro-proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, innovative? We will augment our ability to target without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. Think super-viral. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be granular? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "markets". The e-services factor is customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We think we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also grow seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-co-branded. We think we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to streamline compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Without media sourcing, you will lack macro-infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of backward-compatible sexy seamless implementation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based, synergistic. Think B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. 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Think macro-blog-based. We will scale up our capability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to unleash. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to enable easily.