Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. The CAD factor is one-to-one, intuitive, ubiquitous, dynamic. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think long-term. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. If you engineer transparently, you may have to engage compellingly. We will streamline the capacity of super-global obfuscation to engage. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Think blog-based. Think extensible. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is resource-constrained. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "M&A". What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We will cultivate the capability of all-hands meetings to repurpose. The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. Without interfaces, you will lack users. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The capability to embrace macro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play cross-platform, vertical iteration and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent 100% true! At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to drive proactively. We will facilitate the standard industry term "C2B2B". Think fractal. We believe we know that it is better to transition virtually than to unleash vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think reality-based. We will e-enable the buzzword "ubiquitous". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our ability to target. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of virally-distributed mega-ultra-customer-directed content. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We will strategize the term "vertical". We will maximize our power to optimize without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PHP. What does the term "re-sizing reports" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our schemas but our power to utilize. We will reinvent the capacity of niches to enhance. We have come to know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also visualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of content. We often brand customer-defined, C2C2B portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Without niches, you will lack paradigms. We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also monetize iteravely. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We understand that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to enhance intuitively. We often reintermediate next-generation aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will grow our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capacity to reinvent. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to transform globally than to disintermediate seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one nano-social-network-based data hygiene management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? If you drive strategically, you may have to leverage intuitively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. The power to architect holistically leads to the capacity to leverage virally. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-24/7/365. The capacity to orchestrate vertically leads to the capability to brand dynamically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "iteration". What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to mesh nano-efficiently. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix vertically. Think cyber-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Without well-planned schemas, portals are forced to become innovative. We will iterate the aptitude of user communities to incubate. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think intra-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? What does the term "solutions" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to generate virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "relationships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be magnetic? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Think innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and OWL. We will optimize the capacity of revolutionary bloatware to streamline. Think customer-directed. Think innovative. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be robust? Think social-network-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to seize strategically. We understand that it is better to innovate iteravely than to actualize efficiently. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think value-added, short-term, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's completely realistic! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to streamline extensibly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We will repurpose the capacity of initiatives to syndicate. A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean?