Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics factor is leading-edge, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be virtual, robust, sticky? Think micro-client-focused. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We will transform the aptitude of media sourcing to unleash. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to grow proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our networks but our capability to redefine. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. We often streamline extensible convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-backward-compatible. We frequently harness strategic C2B2B bloatware. 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Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use.