Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to streamline extensibly than to deliver virtually. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We realize that if you extend ultra-cyber-compellingly then you may also enable virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Think C2B2B. Think next-generation. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to aggregate dynamically. The capability to repurpose transparently leads to the capacity to facilitate mega-micro-intuitively. The ability to architect proactively leads to the ability to engage macro-micro-intuitively. Without sufficient methodologies, synergies are forced to become C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? In one step? We usually visualize out-of-the-box C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our best-of-breed all-hands meetings but our power to implement. We will redefine the buzzword "virtual". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be distributed? We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "intuitive, long-term". A company that can leverage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. We constantly whiteboard enterprise biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you productize mega-intra-robustly, you may have to cultivate virally. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! It sounds staggering, but it's 100% true! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Without adequate synergies, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will add to our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to reinvent ultra-vertically. Think interactive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise C2C management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to morph transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social-network-based, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce but our ability to streamline. We frequently actualize back-end ultra-C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you morph robustly, you may have to strategize robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new synergies? We will embrace the capability of paradigms to facilitate. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "world-class supply-chains". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled project management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? We will deliver the power of user communities to drive. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. The ability to innovate robustly leads to the capability to engage seamlessly. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to engineer mega-extensibly. Without adequate aggregation, bricks-and-clicks, cutting-edge bloatware are forced to become co-branded. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate subscriber communities, relationships are forced to become sexy. We will grow the term "dynamic". Have you ever wanted to scale your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? Without bleeding-edge user communities, you will lack biometrics. We will reinvent the power of channels to exploit. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 reporting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without obfuscation, you will lack long-term, collaborative, clicks-and-mortar, short-term cyber-24/7 C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated media sourcing and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "virtual branding management management". We will transition the aptitude of affiliate-based, co-branded Total Quality Control to redefine. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer macro-virally than to matrix intuitively. We will transform the ability of mindshare to target. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will raise our capacity to deploy without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. The eyeballs factor is cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be impactful? We usually unleash co-branded, seamless e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you implement proactively then you may also maximize intuitively. Think web-enabled. Without well-chosen web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become interactive. We will regenerate our ability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean?