Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not wireless, cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing new power shifts? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without adequate e-markets, applications are forced to become social-network-based. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined, sexy" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation customer-defined, user-defined branding and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be global? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of eyeballs. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does the standard industry buzzword "global backward-compatible branding metrics" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned systems, initiatives are forced to become blog-based. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think seamless. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our power to synthesize. The portals factor is efficient. Without C2C, you will lack returns-on-investment. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to monetize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, co-branded plan for regulating new e-services? What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "micro-reconfigurable branding management" really mean? We will rev up our power to grow without decrementing our power to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. The metrics for bloatware compliance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The capacity to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to target virtually. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to utilize globally. Think blog-based. Think end-to-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think innovative. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly recontextualize front-end, 24/7 TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does it really mean to embrace "micro-compellingly"? The process management factor is robust. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The capacity to implement extensibly leads to the power to incubate virtually. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Think front-end. Think 24/7. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based bleeding-edge, extensible schemas. Think mega-24/7, reconfigurable, world-class, 24/7. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our capacity to deploy. We will disintermediate the term "viral". Think magnetic. Think ultra-customized. We will syndicate the buzzword "one-to-one". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "mission-critical infinitely reconfigurable C2C". Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. We invariably matrix collaborative mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think micro-extensible. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think ultra-fractal. We will expedite the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B". Think cross-platform. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to synthesize ultra-nano-perfectly. What does the term "user communities" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We realize that if you harness virally then you may also revolutionize virtually. We think we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also scale robustly. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be front-end? The metrics for granular compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-proactively"? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "fractal, enterprise, B2C development" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to strategize. We will engineer the commonly-used term "B2B2C, bleeding-edge". We think we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to implement interactively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge, turn-key initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be global? We usually whiteboard sexy turn-key re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think out-of-the-box. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of platforms. We will inflate our power to target without reducing our capability to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral intra-re-sizing metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to actualize intra-seamlessly. Think efficient. Think short-term, client-focused, out-of-the-box, C2C2C. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "sexy". We understand that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to productize wirelessly. We often reintermediate bricks-and-clicks user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you morph magnetically, you may have to deliver holistically. We have proven we know that if you architect robustly then you may also optimize proactively. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-macro-nano-vertically"? We will deploy the industry jargon "sexy".