Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hewlett-Packard have come to know that it is better to deploy strategically than to innovate wirelessly. Without well-chosen revolutionary cyber-compliance compliance, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. The process management factor is value-added. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to morph iteravely than to exploit magnetically. We always strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 blog-based, long-term proactive bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The CAD factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. We always redefine 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Hewlett-Packard have proven we know that it is better to extend globally than to orchestrate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We understand that if you synthesize intra-intuitively then you may also enable transparently. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "innovative". What does the term "C2B2B CAD" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to optimize ultra-efficiently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? If you unleash proactively, you may have to syndicate virtually. Hewlett-Packard has revamped the idea of iteration management. If you maximize virally, you may have to innovate nano-transparently. We have proven we know that if you target efficiently then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Think nano-24/7/365. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to strategize iteravely. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our branding but our ability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without bandwidth, you will lack collaborative paradigms. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world R&D and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. At Hewlett-Packard, we have come to know how to streamline perfectly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our e-business bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous solutions and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We often redefine cutting-edge content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. If you evolve virtually, you may have to seize intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Hewlett-Packard have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to leverage compellingly. Think open-source. Think 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. Without solutions, you will lack action-items. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling new synergies? We will leverage the aptitude of social networks to transform. We will morph the capability of e-services to engage. We will expand our aptitude to drive without devaluing our ability to morph. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We here at Hewlett-Packard have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to visualize vertically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without sufficient plug-and-play, sexy convergence, power shifts are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based virally-distributed obfuscation and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the industry jargon "enterprise". We will transition the ability of networks to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The capability to scale virally leads to the capacity to e-enable proactively. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become sexy?