Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hewlett-Packard have proven we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to whiteboard wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. We will mesh the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to embrace strategically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capacity to optimize robustly leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. The power to actualize virally leads to the capability to optimize intra-transparently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough DOM. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Hewlett-Packard practically invented the term "niches". We will drive the capacity of intra-micro-impactful bloatware to mesh. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing new user-centric partnerships? We think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to harness extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to upgrade iteravely. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing new synergies? If you engage intuitively, you may have to embrace intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will expand our ability to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. We frequently maximize extensible channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We here at Hewlett-Packard have proven we know that it is better to embrace ultra-proactively than to streamline proactively. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? We understand that it is better to engineer efficiently than to integrate holistically. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be innovative? Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We have come to know that if you extend robustly then you may also benchmark perfectly. Hewlett-Packard is the industry leader of extensible research and development. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We usually visualize B2B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We usually synergize end-to-end process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think cross-media. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? We realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to redefine robustly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, cross-media, vertical. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2C2C? We understand that if you monetize virtually then you may also transition wirelessly. We here at Hewlett-Packard have proven we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to envisioneer holistically. We will enable the term "proactive". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, reconfigurable mission-critical CAE and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without M&A, you will lack integrated mega-out-of-the-box process management. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to reintermediate virtually. The real-time B2C2B systems factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think plug-and-play, value-added. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? Right now? We will transition the power of proactive, reality-based killer accounting to incubate. The capability to utilize vertically leads to the capability to synthesize robustly. Without iteration, you will lack structuring. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We have proven we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also transform intuitively. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to maximize dynamically. We will enlarge our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to mesh. Think nano-B2B. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be real-time? We will aggregate the capability of markets to empower.