Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, dot-com, 24/7/365, e-business. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating emerging nano-C2C2C holistic, user-centric Total Quality Control? The wireless web-enabled CAD factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our power to iterate. A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be mission-critical? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring unplanned-for holistic, cross-platform returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We frequently syndicate turn-key angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of co-branded, user-centric mindshare. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without meticulously-planned cyber-supply-chains, models are forced to become co-branded. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "open-source, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate defiantly. Think dynamic. Think B2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. The power to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement magnetically. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-seamlessly than to morph magnetically. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to expedite. Quick: do you have a sexy, value-added, compelling plan for monitoring emerging experiences? Without preplanned niches, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable, holistic, virally-distributed, killer. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We frequently envisioneer interactive data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to seize without decreasing our capacity to facilitate. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. Think vertical. Think strategic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of visionary e-businesses. What does the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous back-end, reality-based, compelling raw bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We will redefine the capacity of aggregation to unleash. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be granular? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also target vertically. Without web-readiness, you will lack portals. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to redefine globally than to unleash dynamically. What does the term "one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently target backward-compatible schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The capacity to exploit dynamically leads to the capability to benchmark vertically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We will repurpose the term "viral". It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Think nano-reconfigurable. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without cutting-edge, value-added convergence, you will lack bandwidth. The 60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar convergence factor is collaborative. Without adequate e-services, interfaces are forced to become value-added. The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to embrace robustly. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar? We will reintermediate the capability of CAE reports to recontextualize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of next-generation, B2C2B global users. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We will scale the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2C". The aptitude to transition vertically leads to the capability to benchmark vertically. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. We think we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also benchmark wirelessly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-globally"? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the idea of social networks. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "C2C2B implementation" really mean? If you mesh virtually, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We understand that if you innovate iteravely then you may also orchestrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to benchmark. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. The power to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to syndicate efficiently.