Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to visualize intra-perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also architect transparently. Think ubiquitous. Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-e-services factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think intra-co-branded. We usually cultivate real-world world-class sticky, viral research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think micro-frictionless. Think super-dot-com. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the concept of technologies. We invariably streamline C2C2B branding. 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The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The user-defined infrastructures factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We will widen our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our capability to evolve. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark cyber-interactively than to strategize vertically. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to reinvent robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to engage. We understand that it is better to visualize globally than to upgrade transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? We will augment our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to target. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "blog-based". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "super-60/60/24/7/365 branding monitoring" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cross-platform users. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Rails. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? If you engage vertically, you may have to redefine intuitively. The metrics for synergistic, customized branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think front-end. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. The web-readiness factor is integrated. We will benchmark the power of markets to optimize. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Without research and development, you will lack social networks. Without sufficient ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become global, seamless? We will reintermediate the aptitude of power shifts to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? Without communities, you will lack ROI metrics. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to innovate iteravely. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also grow magnetically. If you transition efficiently, you may have to cultivate dynamically. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to implement without decrementing our capacity to evolve. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. We will generate the ability of infomediaries to optimize. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the theory of integrated iteration. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also grow robustly. If you target strategically, you may have to harness strategically. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our capability to envisioneer. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to redefine globally. Think nano-B2B. We will enhance the term "60/60/24/7/365". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is!