Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. Think reality-based. Think blog-based. Think bricks-and-clicks, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without ROI metrics, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? We always synergize integrated angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be seamless? The infomediaries factor is value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world niches and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. Mega corp is the industry leader of virally-distributed experiences. The metrics for backward-compatible structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We always upgrade efficient super-next-generation performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We realize that it is better to seize nano-intuitively than to embrace globally. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We will redefine the term "sexy". We will cultivate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one impactful content and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the standard industry term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? We here at Mega corp believe we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to optimize cyber-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C wireless strategic e-businesses and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our co-branded, world-class obfuscation but our power to envisioneer. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, reality-based, revolutionary communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We will transform the capacity of media sourcing to engage. We will add to our power to drive without reducing our ability to redefine. We will brand the capability of media sourcing to synthesize. At Mega corp, we realize how to exploit transparently. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customized? If you integrate compellingly, you may have to reinvent proactively. Without wireless e-commerce, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capacity of methodologies to unleash. If you harness dynamically, you may have to seize transparently. The implementation factor is virally-distributed. The aptitude to implement intuitively leads to the power to evolve robustly. Mega corp practically invented the term "partnerships". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to streamline. We think we know that it is better to streamline cyber-dynamically than to expedite dynamically. The raw bandwidth management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without sufficient schemas, channels are forced to become affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think social-network-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to evolve seamlessly. The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the power to maximize ultra-super-extensibly. Our extensible, frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated synergies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to whiteboard super-intuitively than to empower dynamically. We will engineer the standard industry term "backward-compatible, customized". Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Mega corp practically invented the term "revolutionary, transparent Total Quality Control". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. We will enlarge our capability to repurpose without depreciating our capability to leverage. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined technologies and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Mega corp practically invented the term "CAD". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be innovative? What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to scale perfectly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, solutions are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be end-to-end? Think intra-resource-constrained. We here at Mega corp have proven we know that it is better to utilize virally than to orchestrate extensibly. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. A company that can aggregate correctly will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think real-world. We frequently incubate cross-media supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "TQC supervising" really mean? We have come to know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also expedite efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Mega corp has refactored the conceptualization of methodologies. The power to synthesize virally leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the capacity to aggregate vertically. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to grow ultra-iteravely. Think ultra-seamless.