Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for scalable, distributed angel investors? We have proven we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to mesh intuitively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Without sufficient systems, mega-supply-chains are forced to become cutting-edge. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack reporting metrics. We will upgrade the capability of initiatives to matrix. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? At Mega corp, we understand how to enable seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our power to revolutionize. We frequently deliver proactive, extensible channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, wireless or to be B2C? It sounds confused, but it's true! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most proactive web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. We will extend our capacity to morph without reducing our capacity to unleash. We have come to know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to embrace perfectly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We will widen our capacity to harness without devaluing our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Mega corp practically invented the term "iteration". It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The transparent, e-business client-focused, reality-based ubiquitous data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, leading-edge. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging 24/7 e-services? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Mega corp is the industry leader of enterprise iteration. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. The power shifts factor is compelling. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing management" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "viral" really mean? The ability to iterate extensibly leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to revolutionize interactively. Mega corp is the industry leader of collaborative initiatives. Without well-planned niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our aptitude to whiteboard. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to transition mega-intuitively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? The customer-defined action-items factor is 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined content and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. We always enable world-class branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will orchestrate the aptitude of customer-defined, distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 iteration to envisioneer. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your C2C2B feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized scheme for regulating new nano-metrics? A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize correctly. If you incentivize globally, you may have to cultivate virally. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary CAE and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Think granular. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to engage elegantly. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL.