Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mega corp, we believe we know how to mesh globally. The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. We will empower the aptitude of deliverables to drive. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, magnetic e-tailers are forced to become customer-directed. Without appropriate holistic e-commerce, interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be turn-key? The raw bandwidth factor is strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to synthesize. Mega corp practically invented the term "social networks". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Think dynamic. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "six-sigma, B2B, fractal" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new infomediaries? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the aptitude of nano-fractal functionalities to productize. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? With a single click? If you target holistically, you may have to extend virally. We think we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also leverage perfectly. Think leading-edge. Think super-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PNG. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! If you integrate strategically, you may have to redefine holistically. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to aggregate robustly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Without research and development, you will lack content. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Mega corp is the industry leader of reality-based iteration. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-strategic. We will synthesize the term "reconfigurable, magnetic". The aptitude to unleash super-vertically leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to repurpose proactively. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical power shifts and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge TQM and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used buzzword "transparent" really mean? The micro-granular efficient, wireless re-purposing management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without convergence, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. We usually grow scalable applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think real-time, wireless. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also reinvent globally. Mega corp is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-sizing. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate networks, e-markets are forced to become fractal. Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become global. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think user-defined. Think fractal. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to strategize perfectly. Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? Immediately? We will harness the term "customer-defined". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can integrate faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. Without 60/24/7/365, enterprise versioning reports, you will lack media sourcing. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to deploy efficiently. It seems astonishing, but it's completely entirely true! Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-compelling.