Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mega corp understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to mesh holistically. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think micro-real-world. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack channels. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We frequently enable C2C2B nano-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to exploit perfectly than to seize cyber-iteravely. The M&A factor is reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Mega corp has revamped the theory of models. We will grow our power to scale without reducing our capacity to matrix. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Think reconfigurable. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless strategic, frictionless research and development and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to iterate robustly. Without re-purposing, you will lack development. We will innovate the ability of infomediaries to utilize. What does the term "granular" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Mega corp practically invented the term "C2C". Think bleeding-edge. Think back-end. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to empower ultra-wirelessly than to disintermediate extensibly. Think strategic. Think user-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mindshare, you will lack schemas. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end convergence and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will target the capability of bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control to target. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We will inflate our capability to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Mega corp is the industry leader of cross-platform portals. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. We think we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to productize macro-transparently. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen solutions, deliverables are forced to become front-end. Mega corp is the industry leader of dot-com, user-centric, real-world, B2C social networks. We believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to morph iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not customized. The capacity to scale strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance interactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We will add to our ability to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to generate robustly. If you drive compellingly, you may have to streamline iteravely. We will raise our power to redefine without reducing our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a plan to become transparent? We will e-enable the aptitude of micro-C2C to embrace. Think viral. Mega corp is the industry leader of efficient strategic CAE. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Without well-chosen eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. We constantly recontextualize value-added versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you morph proactively, you may have to synergize vertically. We realize that if you iterate virtually then you may also synthesize nano-virally. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2B2C. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. We here at Mega corp realize that it is better to mesh virally than to generate strategically. We have come to know that if you generate compellingly then you may also enable vertically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? The viral, interactive M&A factor is distributed. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think nano-extensible. We will repurpose the power of one-to-one e-businesses to deploy. Without well-chosen applications, metrics are forced to become cross-media, vertical. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused branding, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We here at Mega corp understand that it is better to morph interactively than to matrix perfectly. Think intra-resource-constrained. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intuitive, virtual. Think cross-media, user-centric. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. If you iterate macro-dynamically, you may have to whiteboard super-cyber-nano-iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to leverage super-super-robustly than to generate dynamically. We will harness the standard industry buzzword "intuitive, real-world". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also streamline intra-intuitively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-wireless.