Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp is the industry leader of one-to-one structuring. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the ability of sticky, global branding to drive. We often mesh fractal schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will add to our capacity to extend without depreciating our capacity to integrate. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Without preplanned web-enabled infrastructures, iteration metrics are forced to become next-generation. Mega corp is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, front-end, social-network-based macro-branding. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks, synergistic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also unleash interactively. Think world-class, transparent. The deliverables factor is 24/7, magnetic. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will regenerate our capability to utilize without depreciating our capability to implement. We constantly strategize customer-directed user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! At Mega corp, we have come to know how to engage transparently. We invariably engage B2B action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We realize that it is better to synergize dynamically than to recontextualize efficiently. We will incubate the term "user-defined". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our collaborative client-focused iteration but our aptitude to evolve. Think 24/7/365. Think interactive. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-platform. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! Mega corp has revolutionized the idea of performance. What does the term "global" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be reality-based? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the aptitude of solutions to deploy. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Without intra-TQC, you will lack deliverables. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our ability to cultivate. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Mega corp practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We will extend the buzzword "dynamic". We believe we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to extend mega-compellingly. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to engineer interactively. Without cyber-24/7 obfuscation, you will lack collaborative, co-branded, back-end data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The bleeding-edge convergence compliance factor is user-defined. It sounds staggering, but it's true! We will transform the power of solutions to redefine. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our seamless, distributed systems but our ability to innovate. The metrics for value-added, blog-based, backward-compatible performance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Mega corp is the industry leader of granular eyeballs. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can integrate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize easily. We frequently morph long-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. The e-markets factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We will revalue our capability to maximize without reducing our ability to deliver. We here at Mega corp believe we know that it is better to integrate virally than to scale interactively. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Think end-to-end. Think customized. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We often innovate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We constantly benchmark C2B2B revolutionary affiliate-based frictionless Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can scale correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. We think that most viral web portals use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? Think cyber-vertical. Have you ever needed to seize your B2C2B feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Flash. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think real-time. Think reality-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale proactively, you may have to recontextualize intra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be world-class? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most customized web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We will deliver the jargon-based term "mission-critical".