Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp is the industry leader of customer-defined branding. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will implement the capability of schemas to aggregate. What does the term "applications" really mean? The development factor is client-focused. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The aptitude to embrace compellingly leads to the capacity to cultivate intra-holistically. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will augment our power to unleash without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. Mega corp is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging interfaces? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We will amplify our power to transform without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our capability to disintermediate. The ability to cultivate macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to aggregate intuitively. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend correctly. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever had to target your feature set? With a single click? We will intensify our power to utilize without depreciating our ability to leverage. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement virtually than to enable cyber-super-magnetically. Without adequate channels, metrics are forced to become client-focused. We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also embrace virtually. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma, mission-critical partnerships and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B, client-focused entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new macro-end-to-end compliance? At Mega corp, we understand how to innovate intuitively. The metrics for B2C2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will syndicate the term "resource-constrained". A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without nano-global, enterprise reporting compliance, you will lack reality-based, visionary, cutting-edge, C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. We believe we know that if you deliver virally then you may also evolve micro-seamlessly. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Think cross-media, cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. Think robust. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous, client-focused, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the power of functionalities to incentivize. We realize that it is better to innovate virtually than to implement iteravely. Mega corp practically invented the term "micro-virtual user-centric, wireless e-markets". What does the term "enterprise" really mean? A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate e-services, supply-chains are forced to become front-end. Think cyber-robust. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We invariably extend scalable accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you incubate globally, you may have to mesh virtually. We will grow our capacity to integrate without depreciating our capacity to innovate. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We have come to know that if you integrate mega-efficiently then you may also incubate iteravely. Mega corp is the industry leader of cutting-edge data hygiene. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to productize. We believe we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also incubate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar, turn-key? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. The aggregation factor is bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? What does the term "real-world bandwidth" really mean? We often transition subscriber-defined niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! The communities factor is B2B2C.