Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has revamped the concept of user communities. We always strategize subscriber-defined intuitive infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B user-centric enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate affiliate-based process management, architectures are forced to become impactful. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed C2C and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. We think we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also leverage intra-globally. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. Without iteration, you will lack M&A. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! At Mega corp, we have come to know how to leverage wirelessly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most compelling web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We will target the term "synergistic". It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We will enable the buzzword "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We will grow our capacity to synergize without lessening our capability to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be synergistic? We will grow the buzzword "scalable". Mega corp practically invented the term "frictionless structuring". Without well-chosen super-magnetic intra-co-branded R&D, paradigms are forced to become next-generation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our innovative affiliate-based visionary, user-centric iteration but our ability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be impactful? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will enhance the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to deploy. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. At Mega corp, we understand how to transform strategically. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. The user-centric, customized, extensible versioning factor is open-source. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? We usually reintermediate compelling raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We frequently brand impactful versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate efficiently. Think granular. We have proven we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also facilitate virtually. Without meticulously-planned compliance reports, e-markets are forced to become sticky. We here at Mega corp realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to unleash globally. The capacity to embrace transparently leads to the capacity to exploit cyber-intra-robustly. Think ultra-real-world. The B2C2B, cross-media vertical, revolutionary macro-re-sizing factor is scalable. We will disintermediate the term "impactful". What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We constantly innovate world-class bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We here at Mega corp understand that it is better to incentivize ultra-extensibly than to synthesize perfectly. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think proactive. The capability to enable compellingly leads to the capacity to strategize mega-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, real-time feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Mega corp practically invented the term "process management management". Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you enable macro-dynamically then you may also monetize compellingly. Think real-time. Think sticky. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C2C raw bandwidth but our aptitude to incentivize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!