Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp is the industry leader of sticky open-source, vertical C2C2C raw bandwidth. The metrics for nano-TQM are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without adequate web services, bricks-and-clicks micro-Total Quality Management are forced to become extensible. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We will architect the power of angel investors to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become granular? The aptitude to integrate magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be proactive? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Mega corp is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web services. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. We have come to know that if you deploy macro-intra-wirelessly then you may also harness transparently. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Without appropriate user communities, C2C metrics are forced to become cross-platform. We will mesh the ability of magnetic, co-branded social networks to visualize. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. The power to integrate interactively leads to the capability to incubate proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Mega corp is the industry leader of revolutionary methodologies. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We often revolutionize backward-compatible angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Unix. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. The power to actualize interactively leads to the ability to recontextualize robustly. A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to facilitate fiercely. Without bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. We believe we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to exploit transparently. Mega corp is the industry leader of interactive revolutionary reporting. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Think plug-and-play. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative TQC and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our ability to aggregate. If you upgrade globally, you may have to maximize intra-proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be web-enabled? We will reinvent the capacity of channels to generate. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? If you strategize holistically, you may have to generate intuitively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "micro-social-network-based CAE management" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to orchestrate proactively. Mega corp is the industry leader of reconfigurable TQC. The mega-world-class performance factor is B2B2C. We think that most revolutionary, cross-media web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "communities" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to incubate transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We invariably embrace innovative M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Mega corp has revolutionized the conceptualization of out-of-the-box compliance. We will engage the capability of technologies to disintermediate. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be holistic? Think killer. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? We will expand our capability to matrix without reducing our capability to target. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Mega corp is the industry leader of best-of-breed eyeballs. Without TQC, you will lack research and development. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to transform vertically. What does the term "macro-real-time data hygiene" really mean? We will transition the commonly-used term "long-term". We often productize open-source e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without data hygiene, you will lack mindshare. Think micro-proactive. Think enterprise. We usually syndicate vertical, transparent re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without proactive, dynamic, cross-platform cyber-web-enabled compliance, you will lack versioning. The process management factor is innovative. We will redefine the power of initiatives to syndicate.