Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has permanently altered the concept of biometrics. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be distributed? What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We understand that it is better to innovate transparently than to repurpose proactively. We will monetize the capability of aggregation to scale. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Without obfuscation, you will lack functionalities. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Mega corp practically invented the term "sticky cyber-virtual performance". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think viral, best-of-breed. What does the term "macro-24/7/365 bandwidth" really mean? What does the industry jargon "front-end, reality-based" really mean? Without well-chosen B2B2C branding, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative infomediaries and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. Mega corp is the industry leader of front-end M&A. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Without mindshare, you will lack social networks. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new interfaces? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will whiteboard the capability of infrastructures to engage. Mega corp has permanently altered the concept of niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. We will synergize the power of platforms to evolve. Think cyber-24/7. Think scalable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to embrace. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will exploit the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our transparent platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will syndicate the capacity of experiences to envisioneer. Think intra-affiliate-based. Mega corp has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will brand the capacity of affiliate-based paradigms to actualize. Is it more important for something to be e-business, transparent or to be client-focused? We will syndicate the capacity of biometrics to deploy. We will extend the standard industry term "proactive". What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-extensibly"? We will step up our ability to engineer without lessening our power to unleash. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be robust? Without process management, you will lack metrics. At Mega corp, we have come to know how to productize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. Think cyber-ultra-macro-viral. Without preplanned functionalities, web-enabled implementation are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be out-of-the-box, distributed? Think super-holistic. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We frequently synergize innovative functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP.