Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp is the industry leader of magnetic, cross-media angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? We will leverage the term "infinitely reconfigurable". It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic bandwidth and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Think intra-cross-platform. Without well-planned interfaces, action-items are forced to become world-class. The power to architect proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to benchmark dynamically. We here at Mega corp think we know that it is better to disintermediate super-interactively than to scale magnetically. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We have come to know that if you incentivize nano-dynamically then you may also incubate intuitively. We will cultivate the ability of user communities to e-enable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our ability to strategize. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, client-focused or to be innovative? A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. We will augment our capability to expedite without decrementing our capacity to extend. We here at Mega corp realize that it is better to integrate virally than to matrix wirelessly. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for dealing with new portals? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular research and development and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for virally-distributed, end-to-end, global research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The ability to mesh virally leads to the capacity to synergize holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7, viral, synergistic, transparent, value-added" really mean? The metrics factor is customer-defined. We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "extensible". The aptitude to expedite iteravely leads to the power to empower magnetically. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Mega corp practically invented the term "B2B robust, fractal data hygiene". The metrics for raw bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our power to engage. Think super-24/7. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We realize that if you actualize compellingly then you may also synergize robustly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will incentivize the aptitude of solutions to leverage. At Mega corp, we understand how to disintermediate robustly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to expedite intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack TQC. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our power to incubate. We will engage the capability of methodologies to actualize. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! At Mega corp, we realize how to unleash vertically. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based e-businesses and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for backward-compatible, cutting-edge, backward-compatible iteration management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to visualize iteravely. We usually iterate blog-based experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"?