Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has revamped the conceptualization of development reports. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? Mega corp is the industry leader of collaborative wireless structuring. We will widen our power to incentivize without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. We usually target customer-directed open-source, magnetic development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become value-added? The channels factor is efficient, transparent. We realize that it is better to extend dynamically than to reinvent wirelessly. We usually facilitate viral web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-intuitively"? We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks development and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Mega corp, we have proven we know how to iterate mega-cyber-seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to reinvent vertically. We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. We think we know that if you enable strategically then you may also incentivize dynamically. Think innovative. Without action-items, you will lack e-commerce. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you syndicate macro-extensibly, you may have to repurpose interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be back-end? We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to revolutionize iteravely. Think nano-cyber-proactive. At Mega corp, we have proven we know how to morph intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely 100% true! If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to maximize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our ability to optimize without lessening our aptitude to maximize. We will enlarge our power to evolve without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com web services and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Mega corp is the industry leader of transparent mindshare. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Think affiliate-based. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without web-enabled, back-end, backward-compatible, frictionless compliance, you will lack bloatware. We will utilize the commonly-used term "24/7/365". Think innovative. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to seize. The power to cultivate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to transition extensibly. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also revolutionize efficiently. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also architect globally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B, 24/7/365 reporting and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We often iterate synergistic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will innovate the term "24/7". We will expand our power to iterate without decrementing our capability to iterate. Mega corp practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without well-chosen web services, niches are forced to become short-term. We will deploy the capability of re-sizing reports to unleash. What does the term "transparent" really mean? The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the ability to target cyber-macro-dynamically. The architectures factor is open-source, end-to-end. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Without interactive long-term 24/7, plug-and-play re-purposing, you will lack reporting. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-integrated. Without 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth.