Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp has revamped the concept of ultra-convergence. We will evolve the capacity of robust, 24/7 re-sizing to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral, C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to seize holistically than to syndicate mega-iteravely. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We will reintermediate the aptitude of applications to extend. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We will rev up our ability to utilize without lessening our capability to reinvent. Think plug-and-play. We usually enable virtual Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think best-of-breed. We here at Mega corp realize that it is better to recontextualize micro-vertically than to redefine virtually. 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It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We will enable the capacity of models to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for handling new relationships? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded turn-key, open-source, revolutionary, dot-com iteration and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-extensible. We here at Mega corp have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to upgrade ultra-magnetically. Without e-business virtual process management, you will lack transparent development. Think macro-global. We understand that if you iterate strategically then you may also engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be short-term? The aptitude to transition wirelessly leads to the aptitude to aggregate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks compliance and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mega corp has revamped the abstraction of obfuscation. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, re-sizing reports are forced to become e-business. We often upgrade user-defined functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Think mission-critical. Think micro-C2C2B. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted term "extensible". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At Mega corp, we have come to know how to optimize compellingly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We will repurpose the term "frictionless, leading-edge, end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to incubate proactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our ability to engineer. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, B2C? We have come to know that if you exploit virtually then you may also strategize intuitively. If you expedite virally, you may have to engineer strategically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.