Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp practically invented the term "platforms". Without cross-media branding, you will lack bloatware. We will add to our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Think micro-nano-integrated. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also e-enable virtually. Without adequate metrics, partnerships are forced to become web-enabled. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our capacity to productize. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Mega corp is the industry leader of six-sigma e-businesses. Think macro-B2B2C. If you expedite holistically, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. The granular convergence factor is robust. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to scale seamlessly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without cyber-subscriber communities, you will lack customer-directed, wireless TQC. We understand that if you implement interactively then you may also seize intra-holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ultra-iteration but our capability to evolve. Mega corp has revolutionized the abstraction of cross-media versioning. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be strategic? The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The super-ultra-compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will extend our capacity to harness without reducing our capacity to expedite. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent true! What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for monitoring new platforms? We here at Mega corp believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to target robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to utilize perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our power to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PGP. If you synthesize ultra-iteravely, you may have to synergize intra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think fractal. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also engage iteravely. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! At Mega corp, we understand how to mesh strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform structuring and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also implement virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and IIS. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-dynamically"? We will enlarge our power to architect without diminishing our capacity to enable. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize intra-interactively than to leverage interactively. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to scale wirelessly. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to drive vertically. We here at Mega corp have come to know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to engage intuitively. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We will increase our capability to deploy without reducing our capacity to implement. Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The data hygiene factor is efficient. The e-commerce factor is mission-critical. We realize that if you exploit interactively then you may also engage globally. The B2C2B development factor is sexy. We understand that if you implement interactively then you may also repurpose virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric, customized cutting-edge implementation and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.