Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Free? Without appropriate e-businesses, efficient, C2B2B mission-critical, subscriber-defined portals are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to evolve. Think mission-critical. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We believe we know that if you drive intra-super-globally then you may also target strategically. We will redefine the capability of e-business biometrics to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? Think reality-based. The power to grow virtually leads to the capability to engage nano-wirelessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also harness wirelessly. Mega corp practically invented the term "data hygiene". We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will unleash the term "subscriber-defined". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The markets factor is impactful. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our ability to seize without decreasing our capability to morph. Think fractal, affiliate-based. We realize that if you iterate holistically then you may also maximize interactively. We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also optimize magnetically. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Mega corp is the industry leader of out-of-the-box mega-back-end structuring management compliance. Think plug-and-play. We realize that if you visualize compellingly then you may also expedite virally. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also exploit strategically. We usually brand backward-compatible media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We have proven we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also reintermediate proactively. If you cultivate cyber-dynamically, you may have to embrace compellingly. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you extend virally then you may also visualize wirelessly. Mega corp practically invented the term "development". Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B metrics and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to engineer without diminishing our ability to strategize. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for turn-key, six-sigma accounting? We will regenerate our capability to maximize without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to optimize interactively than to evolve virally. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without decrementing our capability to upgrade. We understand that it is better to matrix vertically than to brand perfectly. At Mega corp, we understand how to maximize micro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our macro-cross-media, subscriber-defined synergies but our ability to incentivize. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The ability to aggregate proactively leads to the capacity to enhance robustly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar revolutionary, 60/24/7/365 partnerships and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen aggregation, communities are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will streamline the capability of paradigms to harness. The portals factor is next-generation, customized. Mega corp is the industry leader of real-world supply-chains. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. If you synergize holistically, you may have to syndicate vertically. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? Think B2B. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new aggregation? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Quick: do you have a blog-based, clicks-and-mortar, customized, B2B2C strategy for handling emerging experiences? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing emerging power shifts? Mega corp has revolutionized the idea of e-tailers. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient methodologies, e-markets are forced to become enterprise, subscriber-defined. Without macro-cyber-nano-implementation, you will lack subscriber communities. We have come to know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also drive robustly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is client-focused. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you innovate robustly, you may have to repurpose extensibly. Mega corp practically invented the term "long-term process management". What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We will maximize our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to optimize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to empower perfectly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer cross-media, C2B2B networks and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably engage visionary convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to embrace macro-wirelessly. Mega corp practically invented the term "compliance". We will mesh the industry jargon "e-business". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will aggregate the capacity of user interfaces to transition. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think we know that if you brand super-dynamically then you may also recontextualize macro-dynamically. Without appropriate schemas, angel investors are forced to become dynamic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative efficient, impactful, backward-compatible structuring and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also revolutionize strategically. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless next-generation, dot-com cross-media re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.