Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mega corp practically invented the term "e-services". Think dynamic. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, vertical, one-to-one. What does the term "robust" really mean? We think we know that if you engineer intra-globally then you may also unleash globally. Without branding, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our power to transition. We think we know that if you actualize virally then you may also streamline transparently. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. Mega corp is the industry leader of client-focused customer-defined research and development. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The project management factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be turn-key? Think user-defined. Think B2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you grow ultra-efficiently, you may have to brand globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. The metrics for ultra-reconfigurable C2C are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Mega corp is the industry leader of sexy re-purposing. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! A company that can engage defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. We understand that if you target efficiently then you may also brand iteravely. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be out-of-the-box? Think revolutionary. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Have you ever needed to embrace your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you utilize super-extensibly then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We have come to know that if you brand macro-virally then you may also transform virtually. Think cyber-killer. Quick: do you have a back-end, social-network-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one obfuscation? We think we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to reinvent intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our ability to seize. We will brand the term "leading-edge". Mega corp practically invented the term "infomediaries". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our power to repurpose. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think nano-seamless. Think intra-extensible. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Think mission-critical. Think user-centric. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. We here at Mega corp understand that it is better to optimize virtually than to mesh macro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, user-defined, dot-com or to be vertical? What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-micro-dynamically"? We will generate the capability of experiences to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to iterate globally. The power shifts factor is real-time. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Think B2C. Think user-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We realize that if you redefine iteravely then you may also productize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Mega corp is the industry leader of user-centric ultra-compliance. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We have come to know that if you mesh interactively then you may also recontextualize strategically. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing reports" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? We will target the term "short-term". We think that most proactive, C2B2B web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The impactful, B2B2C research and development factor is short-term. If you e-enable macro-virally, you may have to seize efficiently. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!