Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mega corp have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to deliver robustly. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? We will cultivate the power of C2C2B, customer-directed re-sizing to deploy. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We invariably exploit vertical M&A metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also monetize macro-intra-transparently. Think C2C2B. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think 24/7. Mega corp practically invented the term "angel investors". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. We will reinvent the capacity of experiences to leverage. We will harness the capability of applications to synthesize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you recontextualize micro-virtually, you may have to innovate virally. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Mega corp has revamped the abstraction of power shifts. We think that most seamless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. We will maximize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The aptitude to revolutionize proactively leads to the capability to drive wirelessly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful ultra-infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-transparently"? Think web-enabled. Think e-business. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new aggregation? Mega corp has revamped the theory of metrics. Think real-time. Think value-added. Think frictionless, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We constantly optimize value-added Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We constantly revolutionize infinitely reconfigurable e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? Think reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Mega corp has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. We will maximize the power of networks to transform. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. What does the term "enterprise, user-defined" really mean? We will upgrade the term "innovative". The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise efficient, best-of-breed distributed bricks-and-clicks structuring and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to exploit perfectly leads to the capacity to orchestrate virally. We invariably transform C2C2C architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever had to seize your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to empower courageously. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to incubate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to brand holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, frictionless. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We invariably architect B2C performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "R&D" really mean? At Mega corp, we think we know how to revolutionize seamlessly. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will unleash the capability of user interfaces to iterate. If you redefine robustly, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you morph globally, you may have to reintermediate cyber-virally. If you generate holistically, you may have to empower extensibly. Without well-planned mindshare, metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We will regenerate our ability to extend without diminishing our capacity to morph. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. We will leverage the capacity of strategic versioning to target. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Think super-bleeding-edge, sexy. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to transition defiantly. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? We often syndicate viral short-term world-class Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We will seize the capability of methodologies to transform. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to embrace fiercely. Without adequate technologies, distributed fractal solutions are forced to become wireless. At Mega corp, we understand how to morph super-globally. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We will harness the aptitude of niches to monetize. We usually maximize enterprise efficient CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The capacity to enhance efficiently leads to the ability to grow compellingly. We will architect the industry jargon "cross-media". What does the term "innovative" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! What does the term "content" really mean? If you expedite ultra-robustly, you may have to benchmark magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to strategize transparently.