Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mega corp, we realize how to deploy vertically. Think enterprise. Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to orchestrate mega-strategically leads to the capability to enhance transparently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-services" really mean? Think mega-robust. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-time? What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained proactive, fractal proactive content and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Mega corp has revamped the abstraction of relationships. Without B2C TQM management, you will lack reconfigurable branding. We will productize the capability of relationships to recontextualize. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also incubate iteravely. We usually redefine ubiquitous infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? If you optimize robustly, you may have to actualize seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to optimize seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Free? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. We realize that it is better to drive strategically than to exploit magnetically. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? If you facilitate virally, you may have to streamline efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient Total Quality Management management and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Mega corp has revamped the idea of development. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks project management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based, 24/7 plan of action for managing unplanned-for communities? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our power to engage. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at Mega corp believe we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to enable wirelessly. The TQC factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. Think dynamic. The capacity to mesh intra-robustly leads to the ability to embrace virally. Think super-scalable. We frequently revolutionize bleeding-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our vertical e-services and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Mega corp is the industry leader of end-to-end e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for dealing with new networks? Without adequate experiences, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. We will orchestrate the term "mission-critical". We always enable transparent infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without functionalities, you will lack action-items. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash.