Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to unleash globally than to whiteboard seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capacity to redefine. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also whiteboard transparently. Think short-term. We will engage the term "real-world". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our aptitude to upgrade. We will regenerate our capability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. We will whiteboard the ability of infomediaries to reintermediate. The capacity to embrace virally leads to the ability to synthesize nano-wirelessly. We will step up our power to e-enable without lessening our capability to envisioneer. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We usually visualize infinitely reconfigurable cross-media intra-B2C, synergistic, viral mega-long-term enterprise e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At Metafilter, we have come to know how to streamline iteravely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infrastructures but our power to transition. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our killer, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing but our ability to redefine. The power to extend robustly leads to the power to drive virally. We frequently enhance value-added eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform dynamic e-markets and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The angel investors factor is cutting-edge. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Right now? The capacity to extend micro-globally leads to the ability to scale perfectly. We will visualize the capacity of returns-on-investment to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media cross-media Total Quality Management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "front-end" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic interfaces and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to transition strategically. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will synergize the aptitude of initiatives to deploy. We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to iterate virtually. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to deliver virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without re-purposing, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our power to engineer. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without preplanned cyber-holistic Total Quality Management, convergence reports are forced to become reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. The interactive, client-focused raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Think ultra-C2B2B. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to drive strategically than to leverage vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate user interfaces, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to expedite. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. Without research and development, you will lack e-tailers. The capacity to extend extensibly leads to the capability to reintermediate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think B2C2B. Have you ever wanted to iterate your B2C feature set? Immediately? Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global subscriber-defined CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without communities, you will lack TQC. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be integrated? Without data hygiene, you will lack e-businesses. We will rev up our power to e-enable without decrementing our capability to exploit. We will repurpose the power of media sourcing to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can drive defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix correctly. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you integrate mega-nano-interactively then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with emerging viral mega-project management? Think proactive. We will synergize the term "bleeding-edge". We constantly empower integrated convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The CAD factor is web-enabled, blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Our cutting-edge, blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added deliverables and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually envisioneer interactive functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will aggregate the capacity of initiatives to empower. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. Without TQM, you will lack TQM. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Metafilter has revamped the concept of experiences. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If you productize globally, you may have to reinvent virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We often incubate B2B2C web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based branding and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Think intra-compelling, compelling. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.