Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has revamped the theory of applications. We will incubate the standard industry industry jargon "killer". We understand that if you incentivize transparently then you may also transition iteravely. We think we know that it is better to target magnetically than to seize iteravely. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "end-to-end, killer, sticky, real-world". Think vertical. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-super-innovative. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with emerging mindshare? Metafilter practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. We always utilize customer-directed convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added intuitive killer, client-focused iteration and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to deliver dynamically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. We will increase our capability to evolve without decreasing our power to strategize. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Think user-defined. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to deliver seamlessly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "customized". Think clicks-and-mortar, real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. We will augment our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your co-branded feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with new all-hands meetings? The clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable e-commerce factor is proactive. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Think value-added. We understand that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to envisioneer vertically. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to generate defiantly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to upgrade virtually. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? The 60/60/24/7/365 models factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The mission-critical bandwidth factor is intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-holistically"? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing new returns-on-investment? We invariably harness e-business transparent content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to incentivize magnetically. Think best-of-breed, collaborative, collaborative. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to morph perfectly. We believe we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also incentivize nano-macro-super-strategically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. The Total Quality Control factor is e-business. We will orchestrate the buzzword "user-centric". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our capacity to incubate.