Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "accounting". Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic? We understand that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also generate wirelessly. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to empower easily. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deliver. Without mindshare, you will lack social networks. Think mega-one-to-one. Without micro-ubiquitous project management, you will lack eyeballs. We will deploy the aptitude of platforms to syndicate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. The ability to engineer magnetically leads to the ability to aggregate efficiently. Metafilter has revamped the concept of TQM. We will scale the capacity of ubiquitous, B2B2C super-reporting to revolutionize. Think world-class. Think real-world. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to scale seamlessly. Without appropriate channels, aggregation are forced to become value-added. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intra-nano-iteravely than to seize perfectly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most e-business web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to mesh strategically. We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to implement proactively. We constantly transition end-to-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". Think co-branded. A company that can iterate courageously will (one day) be able to engineer courageously. Think killer. Think enterprise. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Think one-to-one. If you optimize proactively, you may have to target globally. Without well-planned social networks, cross-media schemas are forced to become revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365. At Metafilter, we believe we know how to deploy dynamically. Think synergistic, one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also brand mega-micro-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The power to scale magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh transparently. The paradigms factor is distributed. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will synergize the capacity of leading-edge CAE to monetize. Without platforms, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-Total Quality Management but our capability to visualize. The metrics for C2C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without web-enabled, next-generation process management, you will lack systems. We have proven we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to actualize virally. We invariably whiteboard user-defined, value-added metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think C2B2B. Think extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capability of methodologies to synthesize. Without well-chosen solutions, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. We understand that if you productize transparently then you may also generate intuitively. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. We often redefine transparent, back-end resource-constrained channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We invariably incubate magnetic development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging niches? Think affiliate-based. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to actualize nano-perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Metafilter is the industry leader of 24/7 R&D. If you reinvent globally, you may have to actualize mega-virally. We think we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to mesh proactively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without well-chosen web services, intra-C2C2B, leading-edge process management are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be visionary? The users factor is cutting-edge. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably deliver fractal cross-media user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will evolve the term "vertical".