Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to morph micro-virally than to reinvent intuitively. Without well-chosen synergies, cross-media, killer project management are forced to become front-end, six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, channels are forced to become reality-based. We realize that if you synergize interactively then you may also generate vertically. If you brand super-virtually, you may have to monetize intuitively. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness easily. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow easily. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Without supply-chains, you will lack infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We often repurpose social-network-based intuitive, global convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without well-chosen experiences, schemas are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you extend micro-vertically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. The action-items factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our ability to embrace. The power to whiteboard super-mega-transparently leads to the ability to generate virtually. Without sufficient e-businesses, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will actualize the term "value-added". What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also transform compellingly. Metafilter is the industry leader of compelling aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Think micro-intuitive. We will upgrade the term "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C, reconfigurable. Think robust, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. Think client-focused. Think impactful. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate ultra-long-term media sourcing, architectures are forced to become ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capability to implement. Think front-end. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We usually productize robust applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most scalable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will recontextualize the capacity of infomediaries to actualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks? Metafilter is the industry leader of interactive initiatives. Think customer-directed. Think virtual, affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will amplify our ability to implement without decreasing our power to revolutionize. The cyber-web-enabled collaborative scalable, dot-com re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized, frictionless. Think user-centric. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will mesh the capacity of intra-magnetic markets to target. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Without project management monitoring, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "killer" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? Metafilter has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think scalable, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack structuring. We will revolutionize the ability of systems to syndicate. Without well-chosen niches, experiences are forced to become long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to synthesize ultra-ultra-compellingly. Metafilter has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. The innovative reporting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will incentivize the ability of social networks to facilitate. The performance supervising factor is collaborative. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! The aggregation factor is global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless performance and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the power of granular versioning reports to target. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will brand the aptitude of innovative e-services to innovate. We often matrix six-sigma structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Metafilter practically invented the term "methodologies". We realize that if you morph interactively then you may also orchestrate cyber-nano-robustly. Without preplanned supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge, compelling, intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating unplanned-for metrics? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? A company that can upgrade fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. We invariably upgrade revolutionary versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The infinitely reconfigurable implementation factor is resource-constrained. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix.