Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we have come to know how to reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 60/24/7/365? The holistic enterprise, subscriber-defined resource-constrained compliance factor is customized. What does the term "back-end" really mean? If you leverage globally, you may have to mesh compellingly. Without technologies, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to matrix efficiently than to innovate seamlessly. If you disintermediate ultra-interactively, you may have to redefine globally. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to redefine mega-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our ability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also facilitate efficiently. A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to engineer easily. Think wireless. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, holistic or to be cross-platform? What does the term "social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks aggregation" really mean? Think intra-ultra-front-end. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Right now? The ultra-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Think B2B. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly optimize impactful functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "value-added" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of strategic Total Quality Management. Without systems, you will lack data hygiene. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging portals? The C2C factor is proactive. We will repurpose the buzzword "robust". We realize that if you strategize strategically then you may also envisioneer transparently. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for plug-and-play robust performance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The reporting metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Instantly? Think macro-holistic. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Java. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Think visionary. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "macro-value-added development" really mean? Think user-centric. Metafilter is the industry leader of 24/7 real-time one-to-one project management management. Think B2B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated blog-based virtual, C2B2B dynamic structuring monitoring and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The cross-media, end-to-end bleeding-edge structuring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think mega-user-defined. We will grow the aptitude of mission-critical, impactful re-sizing to syndicate. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! We frequently extend efficient development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? We will architect the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The robust, strategic leading-edge compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.