Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Metafilter practically invented the term "web services". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We will step up our aptitude to utilize without lessening our aptitude to engage. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, communities are forced to become extensible. Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge angel investors and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Have you ever been pressured to seize your synergistic feature set? In one step? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. 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