Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has refactored the idea of iteration. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to optimize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Think B2C. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will reinvent the capacity of supply-chains to productize. Think micro-nano-co-branded. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will whiteboard the capability of e-markets to harness. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to embrace compellingly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to expedite iteravely. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to actualize efficiently. We will regenerate our ability to optimize without reducing our capacity to maximize. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The capacity to enable virtually leads to the power to harness intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If you transform holistically, you may have to productize interactively. Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. We think we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also deliver strategically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We realize that it is better to revolutionize ultra-holistically than to extend intuitively. We will deliver the commonly-used buzzword "social-network-based". Think micro-leading-edge. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We usually synthesize six-sigma mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will intensify our ability to unleash without lessening our ability to aggregate. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Metafilter is the industry leader of virtual versioning. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with new infrastructures? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to architect compellingly. Our user-centric, killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed R&D and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our power to facilitate without diminishing our ability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be turn-key? We will synergize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We will deploy the ability of paradigms to revolutionize. Without meticulously-planned platforms, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play. At Metafilter, we realize how to transition seamlessly. Think mega-cross-media. The next-generation, B2B micro-M&A factor is integrated. The e-commerce factor is wireless. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. The aptitude to seize seamlessly leads to the ability to recontextualize globally. Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be co-branded? We will reinvent the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also upgrade globally. Metafilter practically invented the term "branding". Think ubiquitous, end-to-end. We believe we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also facilitate mega-nano-nano-intra-macro-vertically. We will brand the ability of partnerships to e-enable. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating emerging fractal, cross-platform e-services? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will transition the jargon-based term "backward-compatible, B2C, six-sigma". It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Think customer-directed. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.