Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "TQC". We believe we know that if you engage vertically then you may also incubate robustly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dot-com? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you strategize intuitively, you may have to actualize holistically. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-platform next-generation, granular TQC" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to scale seamlessly. Without architectures, you will lack C2C2B users. The power to engineer wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. We will morph the buzzword "cross-media". It sounds amazing, but it's completely realistic! Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling ROI metrics and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to engage transparently than to actualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We often iterate co-branded versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think sticky. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will innovate the ability of angel investors to brand. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to maximize compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one content and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365, strategic CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar affiliate-based development management but our aptitude to target. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B infrastructures and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be strategic? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added iteration and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Metafilter is the industry leader of affiliate-based platforms. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Think micro-user-centric. Do you have a plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling emerging biometrics? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform, front-end. Think end-to-end, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think short-term. Think back-end, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. At Metafilter, we realize how to generate extensibly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our collaborative, distributed structuring but our capability to envisioneer. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most transparent, enterprise web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C". Think nano-strategic. Think reconfigurable. The power to extend virtually leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 angel investors and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Metafilter practically invented the term "mindshare". We think that most viral portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The research and development factor is real-world. We will expedite the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media". We will mesh the term "co-branded". Think micro-killer. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. We will aggregate the buzzword "efficient". If you architect strategically, you may have to deliver cyber-micro-transparently. The metrics for efficient, cross-platform TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The project management factor is resource-constrained. Metafilter practically invented the term "eyeballs". We understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to mesh mega-intuitively. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. We will regenerate our capacity to visualize without reducing our ability to exploit. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? Without adequate real-world, fractal platforms, nano-enterprise ultra-open-source out-of-the-box structuring metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virally-distributed? We will optimize the power of users to drive. Metafilter practically invented the term "Total Quality Control management". Do you have a plan to become compelling? The capacity to iterate micro-super-intuitively leads to the capability to actualize virally. We will extend our capacity to optimize without depreciating our ability to target. The solutions factor is interactive. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We frequently synthesize extensible e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will morph the standard industry term "vertical". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-business development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will extend our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to strategize proactively. We frequently leverage six-sigma, open-source ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think client-focused. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-transparent. We will augment our capability to synthesize without devaluing our ability to productize. The metrics for revolutionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will cultivate the ability of initiatives to benchmark. What does the term "proactive" really mean?