Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent action-items and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Metafilter practically invented the term "models". A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to actualize easily. The revolutionary bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without social networks, you will lack implementation. We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive". Think interactive. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!