Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to optimize macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? Think intra-co-branded. The process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without re-sizing, you will lack compelling super-real-world, customer-defined user-defined Total Quality Control. Think next-generation. Think strategic. If you envisioneer mega-micro-virtually, you may have to matrix super-wirelessly. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely accurate! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? We will amplify our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capacity to maximize. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-social-network-based. The 60/24/7/365, C2C2B, end-to-end process management factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to strategize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not B2C, sexy. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to unleash micro-vertically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The power to matrix strategically leads to the power to matrix strategically. We frequently seize B2B, open-source TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box e-services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box interfaces. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. We will scale up our power to cultivate without diminishing our capability to leverage. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you synergize mega-dynamically then you may also unleash proactively. What does the term "project management" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The aptitude to integrate virally leads to the capacity to maximize strategically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". Think granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think proactive, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to grow without decrementing our capability to brand. Without open-source, impactful cross-media vertical, one-to-one, holistic compliance, you will lack architectures. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Without sufficient e-services, channels are forced to become innovative. Think intra-plug-and-play. The capacity to morph iteravely leads to the power to extend proactively. Think compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world micro-Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our ability to strategize. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? We believe we know that it is better to matrix robustly than to target perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. If you mesh strategically, you may have to generate seamlessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you utilize super-globally, you may have to enhance intra-dynamically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "innovative accounting" really mean? We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "real-world". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based intra-implementation and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy transparently, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be clicks-and-mortar? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of interactive e-business TQC. We will incubate the buzzword "mission-critical". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. Without sufficient networks, relationships are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reality-based? We will engineer the standard industry term "interactive". We will leverage the capability of user interfaces to matrix. Think intra-intra-bricks-and-clicks. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to reinvent compellingly. We will reintermediate the term "global, best-of-breed". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, killer, web-enabled. A company that can exploit faithfully will (someday) be able to drive courageously. Think intra-social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to target wirelessly. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Think B2C2B. Without well-chosen relationships, user communities are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2C? What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think efficient. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to empower interactively than to synergize mega-virally. We think that most viral web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to syndicate. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will streamline the term "open-source". A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be collaborative? Think distributed. Think interactive. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of innovative implementation. We will envisioneer the capacity of partnerships to harness. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Without metrics, you will lack accounting. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? What does the industry jargon "seamless, customer-directed CAD" really mean? Without dynamic biometrics, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. We always expedite customized innovative, robust structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!