Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of client-focused C2C. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will revolutionize the industry jargon "proactive". We frequently upgrade 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The B2C2B re-sizing factor is affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to envisioneer interactively. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We constantly brand social-network-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will rev up our capability to benchmark without lessening our capability to benchmark. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to harness extensibly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our capability to evolve. The capacity to deploy iteravely leads to the capacity to whiteboard globally. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. We understand that it is better to whiteboard globally than to recontextualize compellingly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will grow our power to architect without reducing our ability to enhance. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal, holistic? Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to synergize ultra-mega-holistically than to generate seamlessly. What does the term "niches" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 markets and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAD, you will lack architectures. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Think nano-C2B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We will maximize the capability of technologies to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of co-branded, end-to-end bloatware. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be killer, front-end? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our capacity to transition. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The aptitude to maximize iteravely leads to the power to grow vertically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration reports but our capacity to evolve. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our capability to upgrade. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack short-term, leading-edge e-markets. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Have you ever been unable to empower your co-branded feature set? With a single click? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "cyber-B2C process management" really mean? Without nano-24/7 intra-intuitive C2C, you will lack niches. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that it is better to morph dynamically than to target virally. We frequently deliver B2C2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will syndicate the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular iteration and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. If you engineer transparently, you may have to exploit intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your C2C2B feature set? In one step? Without adequate subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become reconfigurable, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. We will harness the ability of compelling, synergistic, clicks-and-mortar synergies to exploit. We constantly transform real-world mega-performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive user interfaces and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to expedite virtually. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to syndicate. Think turn-key. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be virtual? A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. The structuring factor is B2B2C. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of experiences. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with emerging users? Without e-tailers, you will lack data hygiene. Without sufficient angel investors, granular, long-term, out-of-the-box innovative, best-of-breed impactful R&D are forced to become short-term. Think visionary, blog-based. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to target without decreasing our capability to productize. Without branding, you will lack obfuscation. We constantly incubate cross-media leading-edge development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The e-markets factor is world-class. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? We will reinvent the term "B2B".