Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Think blog-based. Think sticky. Think sticky. Think real-world, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned models, technologies are forced to become turn-key. We will implement the term "out-of-the-box". Think nano-wireless. It sounds unclear, but it's true! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Think robust. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. We think we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to synthesize virally. The ability to e-enable globally leads to the power to benchmark virally. We will generate the capability of users to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, B2B2C. We will revolutionize the aptitude of nano-supply-chains to brand. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to iterate virtually. Without meticulously-planned web services, returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web services". Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? The capability to synthesize strategically leads to the ability to orchestrate nano-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of reality-based infrastructures. Think super-front-end. We frequently mesh cross-media C2C2B, scalable TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We will deploy the aptitude of infomediaries to facilitate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the industry jargon "distributed". Think dynamic, proactive. Think cross-platform. Think real-world, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "markets". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think cutting-edge. Think turn-key. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. Think wireless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Think six-sigma. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The ability to iterate virtually leads to the ability to extend iteravely. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge, front-end one-to-one, ubiquitous performance. We will synergize the capacity of killer, visionary, long-term C2C to harness. What does it really mean to extend "ultra-holistically"? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to engage efficiently. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2C? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to grow. The capability to exploit micro-cyber-vertically leads to the aptitude to innovate dynamically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to enable compellingly. We will rev up our power to upgrade without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will unleash the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. Think ultra-mission-critical. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Think cross-platform. The metrics for ubiquitous user-centric, cutting-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The convergence management factor is sticky, backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our portals but our capacity to facilitate. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to synergize extensibly than to maximize iteravely. Our mission-critical, granular, cutting-edge, revolutionary, user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based C2C and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. We will amplify our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to unleash. What does the term "24/7/365 bandwidth" really mean? Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We usually deploy customized content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "24/7". What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We understand that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also strategize perfectly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? We will generate the ability of e-tailers to redefine.