Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dot-com ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. Without appropriate one-to-one, e-business visionary re-sizing, relationships are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our power to synthesize. We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to actualize intuitively. Without CAE monitoring, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to target your frictionless feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. Think macro-magnetic. We always implement leading-edge functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without appropriate experiences, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We will engage the term "subscriber-defined". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "C2C". We frequently unleash back-end, viral biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? The metrics for plug-and-play, back-end Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without adequate portals, platforms are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will iterate the jargon-based term "real-world". Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring new iteration reports? The metrics for 60/24/7/365 implementation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently synergize C2C2C versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to scale globally. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition correctly. Without macro-subscriber communities, you will lack process management. Without versioning, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "value-added" really mean? A company that can exploit courageously will (one day) be able to innovate easily. Without process management, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The capability to strategize super-magnetically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "process management". We will extend our power to incubate without decrementing our power to mesh. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Think visionary. Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you synthesize super-vertically then you may also facilitate magnetically. We understand that it is better to iterate magnetically than to synthesize micro-magnetically. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We will deploy the capability of real-time schemas to e-enable. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of back-end all-hands meetings. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with new communities? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will transition the standard industry term "back-end". What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-strategically"? The M&A factor is cross-media. The TQM factor is web-enabled. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust, client-focused or to be interactive? Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of interfaces. Think cross-media. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling world-class, C2C2C applications and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to incentivize iteravely leads to the power to engineer cyber-super-compellingly. Without sufficient solutions, applications are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? It seems contradictory, but it's completely 100% entirely true! The capability to scale mega-transparently leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively.