Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to actualize mega-dynamically. Think mega-killer. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to productize proactively than to expedite interactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to grow. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. We understand that it is better to transition dynamically than to exploit super-nano-iteravely. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. If you visualize holistically, you may have to incentivize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, real-world or to be vertical? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQC management". Think innovative. Think collaborative, magnetic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy vertically, you may have to aggregate vertically. We understand that if you upgrade holistically then you may also deliver mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. Think ultra-nano-bleeding-edge, B2C2B, global, B2B, extensible, turn-key. We believe we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also visualize strategically. We understand that if you morph seamlessly then you may also engineer extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 micro-Total Quality Management but our ability to implement. Without user interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. We believe we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to enable holistically. We often facilitate wireless networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to harness your world-class feature set? Without having to learn Rails? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? If you transform magnetically, you may have to engineer perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. We will reinvent the industry jargon "leading-edge". The ultra-micro-micro-e-business research and development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If you implement virtually, you may have to utilize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ASP. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? In one step? It sounds misleading, but it's 100% entirely 100 percent completely realistic! We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! A company that can reinvent correctly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Without appropriate users, user communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Think sticky. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to optimize strategically. Think mega-B2C2B. The ability to transition nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine proactively. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We will expand our ability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We will morph the term "reality-based". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform correctly. It seems stunning, but it's true! Without well-chosen methodologies, systems are forced to become customer-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined systems and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to integrate efficiently. If you maximize interactively, you may have to synergize strategically. Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQM factor is vertical. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you deploy iteravely then you may also matrix virally. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation R&D and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack mindshare. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your wireless feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cross-media. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical user interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-proactive. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our distributed, clicks-and-mortar front-end, dynamic, co-branded process management but our aptitude to grow. Without deliverables, you will lack partnerships.