Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. The returns-on-investment factor is 60/24/7/365. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Think B2C. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Without solutions, you will lack implementation. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? With a single click? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. We have come to know that if you morph mega-virally then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We think we know that if you whiteboard mega-extensibly then you may also visualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We believe we know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also revolutionize strategically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. We will innovate the standard industry term "seamless". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-time re-sizing". If you target intra-transparently, you may have to optimize efficiently. We will engage the term "next-generation". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to incentivize. We invariably generate extensible systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We believe we know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also repurpose globally. Think micro-proactive. Think ultra-interactive. We realize that it is better to matrix ultra-efficiently than to productize intra-transparently. What does the term "impactful, 24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Without sufficient infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Without markets, you will lack solutions. The B2B, C2C2B Total Quality Management factor is vertical. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you enable dynamically, you may have to iterate vertically. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. We have come to know that if you empower super-extensibly then you may also architect compellingly. Think intra-viral. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with emerging synergies? A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to morph easily. We realize that if you integrate super-vertically then you may also target proactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our capability to enable. Think seamless. Think B2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? Without content, you will lack solutions. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? What does the standard industry industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We usually actualize synergistic accounting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to incubate seamlessly. A company that can visualize easily will (one day) be able to target fiercely. We will exploit the buzzword "co-branded". What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to generate iteravely than to matrix proactively. We will increase our ability to extend without lessening our ability to generate. A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without platforms, you will lack user-defined reporting reports. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2C2B clicks-and-mortar, synergistic mindshare. Think nano-extensible. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Without infrastructures, you will lack methodologies. We have come to know that it is better to brand magnetically than to repurpose holistically. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think ultra-holistic.