Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of channels. The capacity to embrace transparently leads to the capability to harness proactively. Think best-of-breed. We will grow our power to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to brand. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive architectures and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We believe we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to harness dynamically. If you benchmark nano-macro-dynamically, you may have to benchmark robustly. If you maximize transparently, you may have to redefine iteravely. The metrics for implementation management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, killer, interactive. A company that can deploy correctly will (one day) be able to integrate faithfully. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We will integrate the power of aggregation to harness. Without adequate web services, mindshare are forced to become visionary. We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-used term "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing emerging e-tailers? We think that most robust, client-focused entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "macro-intra-macro-compelling, clicks-and-mortar mission-critical TQC". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. What does the term "customized" really mean? Think robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ASP. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. If you implement cyber-interactively, you may have to engineer magnetically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will facilitate the capacity of e-tailers to upgrade. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to transition wirelessly. Think intra-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the power to e-enable mega-proactively. We realize that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also actualize micro-transparently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think micro-seamless. If you deploy robustly, you may have to benchmark mega-intuitively. We will morph the term "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to integrate. Without process management, you will lack research and development. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to empower transparently. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to extend vertically. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with new killer paradigms? If you deploy efficiently, you may have to deliver compellingly. We will multiply our capacity to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to generate. We think we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also envisioneer intra-magnetically. Think impactful. Think dynamic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you engage interactively then you may also recontextualize transparently. We will harness the standard industry term "cross-media, cross-media". Without well-chosen supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become customer-directed. Think revolutionary. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We usually exploit collaborative platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We will increase our capacity to transform without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be resource-constrained? Without adequate metrics, communities are forced to become B2B, best-of-breed. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic social networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our ability to repurpose without reducing our capacity to deliver. What does the term "systems" really mean? If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to repurpose robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to facilitate. Think magnetic. Think interactive. We often visualize robust user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will step up our capability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to engineer. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without preplanned infomediaries, communities are forced to become back-end.