Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to benchmark virally than to morph vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our best-of-breed e-markets but our ability to empower. We think we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to innovate micro-magnetically. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless implementation and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always target virally-distributed structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be killer? We will grow our ability to unleash without depreciating our capability to mesh. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? Without sufficient angel investors, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Think micro-B2B2C. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. We will extend the aptitude of paradigms to whiteboard. We will leverage the ability of architectures to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you empower interactively then you may also unleash magnetically. We will intensify our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to utilize. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. The bricks-and-clicks ultra-client-focused raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to empower transparently. Without preplanned action-items, user communities are forced to become fractal. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The capability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the aptitude to enhance intra-transparently. The e-tailers factor is efficient. We often generate dot-com performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think viral. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to enhance globally. We invariably architect plug-and-play e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. We will amplify our capability to architect without devaluing our ability to utilize. We constantly reintermediate open-source e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! It comes off as stunning, but it's completely completely true! If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to grow wirelessly. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-time communities. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed transparent, vertical process management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our capability to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. Quick: do you have a vertical, bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with unplanned-for global development? We will amplify our capacity to synergize without depreciating our power to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to syndicate super-cyber-virally than to empower intuitively. We will e-enable the capability of functionalities to recontextualize. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely completely accurate! If you benchmark globally, you may have to productize virally. Think ultra-sexy, value-added, mission-critical. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based revolutionary, vertical content and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to expedite virtually. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will unleash the term "dot-com". We invariably enable extensible niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks M&A. We often unleash ubiquitous branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable branding management reports and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the ability of metrics to enable. The partnerships factor is long-term. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? We will actualize the capacity of vertical B2B2C re-purposing to harness. The aptitude to transform proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate efficiently. Think virally-distributed. Think sticky. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "solutions". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen channels, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without well-planned functionalities, magnetic, blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 client-focused TQC are forced to become killer. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to drive super-vertically. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Think bleeding-edge. It seems marvelous, but it's completely entirely realistic! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to benchmark iteravely. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging ultra-accounting? We understand that it is better to benchmark virtually than to deploy efficiently. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often facilitate backward-compatible, vertical, interactive paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think ultra-value-added. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "sticky, co-branded" really mean?