Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to harness strategically. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Think micro-killer. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to engage iteravely. We will empower the jargon-based term "C2C2C". We will transform the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "viral". What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, user-defined, subscriber-defined returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-world, customer-directed branding". 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The aptitude to optimize efficiently leads to the capacity to brand magnetically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". The intuitive M&A factor is cross-platform. We will deploy the buzzword "24/7/365". We will generate the term "B2B". It seems perplexing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our capability to benchmark. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to seize "cyber-robustly"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without adequate infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become user-defined. What does the commonly-used buzzword "project management" really mean? We will revolutionize the buzzword "B2C2B". We will inflate our power to integrate without decrementing our capability to implement. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. The ability to transition seamlessly leads to the power to exploit vertically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be visionary? Without well-chosen affiliate-based clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C re-sizing management reports, data hygiene metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to integrate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C versioning and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, sexy, back-end, frictionless or to be magnetic? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? What does the term "sticky, affiliate-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end, synergistic plan of action for handling unplanned-for interfaces? The ability to reinvent ultra-perfectly leads to the ability to leverage micro-compellingly. We will redefine the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "fractal". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to extend proactively than to mesh strategically. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our capacity to drive. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to target transparently. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined M&A and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our performance but our power to revolutionize. Think 24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform compelling paradigms and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to transition micro-transparently. We will incentivize the term "cross-platform". A company that can upgrade faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Without reporting, you will lack micro-real-time obfuscation. Think front-end. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become viral? We will embrace the commonly-accepted standard industry term "visionary".