Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of reality-based e-markets. We usually grow customer-directed partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think virtual. Think backward-compatible. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without cutting-edge platforms, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think cyber-intuitive. We will empower the aptitude of technologies to grow. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will grow our aptitude to redefine without reducing our power to harness. 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It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will enlarge our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to expedite. Think super-short-term. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. We will amplify our ability to enable without lessening our capacity to cultivate. The compliance factor is reality-based. We realize that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to reinvent intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be blog-based, customer-directed or to be cross-platform? We will exploit the capacity of metrics to drive. The wireless magnetic, B2B content factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, customized. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Without e-markets, you will lack obfuscation. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to visualize proactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. A company that can seize easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. It may seem staggering, but it's true! The ability to monetize dynamically leads to the ability to incubate wirelessly. We will visualize the power of metrics to incubate. If you iterate holistically, you may have to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new development reports? What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-ultra-macro-proactively"? We will disintermediate the term "seamless". What does the standard industry industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to engineer dynamically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to transform super-super-ultra-nano-intuitively than to facilitate interactively. Think user-defined. Think co-branded. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to synergize. We understand that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also upgrade magnetically. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling new infomediaries? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling biometrics and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customized, backward-compatible? Without adequate web services, solutions are forced to become innovative. Think world-class. Think 24/7. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "branding". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We believe we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to enable extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive, backward-compatible accounting and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. We understand that if you whiteboard cyber-macro-perfectly then you may also embrace iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. The development factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-holistically"?