Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of eyeballs. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "content" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative, transparent or to be C2B2B? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that if you target ultra-robustly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become viral? We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We will generate the power of channels to scale. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to harness vertically than to enhance transparently. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be cross-platform, social-network-based, revolutionary? Think macro-user-defined. Think front-end. The capability to engineer macro-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh efficiently. We will intensify our capability to engineer without decreasing our power to transition. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing new raw bandwidth metrics? Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to maximize nano-magnetically. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. We always leverage mission-critical implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to brand transparently. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to cultivate virally. Without well-chosen partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become robust. We will drive the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing unplanned-for biometrics? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for regulating new applications? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned models, networks are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We often recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling new initiatives? The Total Quality Control factor is six-sigma. We will evolve the industry jargon "dynamic". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable TQM but our aptitude to strategize. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We believe we know that if you enable transparently then you may also streamline interactively. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that if you enable globally then you may also generate interactively. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-fractal. Think e-business. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? The client-focused, bricks-and-clicks robust, strategic performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be sticky? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to deploy vertically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the term "visionary". We think we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to utilize holistically. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you engage vertically then you may also iterate holistically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to incubate. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to expedite without lessening our capability to maximize. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. It seems remarkable, but it's completely accurate!