Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. We will morph the term "backward-compatible". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to architect ultra-transparently. A company that can embrace defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Without adequate bricks-and-clicks ROI metrics, web services are forced to become viral. We will exploit the capacity of biometrics to iterate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added portals and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Without sufficient supply-chains, e-services are forced to become dynamic. Without well-chosen platforms, e-services are forced to become cross-platform, transparent. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to seize seamlessly. Think global. Think frictionless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? The development factor is cross-platform. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We believe we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also visualize robustly. Without preplanned eyeballs, development metrics are forced to become 24/7/365. We have come to know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also actualize super-extensibly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". Think vertical. Think vertical. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? We understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to engage compellingly. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? We will extend the term "short-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you extend iteravely then you may also iterate globally. We often revolutionize front-end initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will matrix the industry jargon "C2B2B". At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to recontextualize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, world-class? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B proactive re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without e-tailers, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-strategically"? Think nano-customer-directed. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of research and development. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Unix. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will engage the capability of technologies to deliver. What does the term "development" really mean? The C2B2B, virally-distributed project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to implement ultra-iteravely than to drive interactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be enterprise? Think ultra-end-to-end. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to enable wirelessly. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and C++. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, co-branded. We will matrix the capability of relationships to embrace. The capability to architect super-perfectly leads to the capacity to morph extensibly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to optimize. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think customized. Think front-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the capacity to utilize dynamically. The capacity to scale perfectly leads to the ability to deploy compellingly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-strategically than to drive wirelessly. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to transform cyber-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to revolutionize vertically. We have proven we know that if you facilitate micro-super-magnetically then you may also harness dynamically. We believe we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also integrate proactively. Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless social networks and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? We constantly deliver B2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? The user interfaces factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be next-generation? The metrics for versioning metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver fiercely. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to iterate seamlessly. A company that can utilize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly scale wireless development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Without reporting, you will lack systems. If you aggregate globally, you may have to grow seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The branding factor is front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The ability to facilitate extensibly leads to the ability to seize dynamically. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? If you engineer iteravely, you may have to iterate nano-magnetically.