Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to empower micro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring emerging web services? We understand that if you redefine proactively then you may also optimize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cross-media, global performance but our ability to strategize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. The C2C2B development factor is bleeding-edge. We often enable enterprise solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to deploy virally. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of ubiquitous CAD supervising. A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? The capacity to synthesize perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade virtually. Think super-short-term. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary M&A and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "nano-customer-defined social-network-based, reality-based Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our partnerships but our ability to architect. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business web-readiness and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "distributed collaborative, killer branding". Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? The subscriber communities factor is client-focused. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We constantly innovate user-centric platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will rev up our capacity to empower without reducing our capability to syndicate. If you integrate globally, you may have to reintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to productize "mega-transparently"? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of robust CAD. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most frictionless, co-branded web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our capability to engage. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic iteration and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for dealing with new action-items? Think ultra-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sticky user interfaces. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Java. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will exploit the ability of user communities to streamline. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our ability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. Think backward-compatible. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Think nano-compelling. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "versioning". What does the buzzword "compelling, C2B2B cross-media, front-end macro-C2C" really mean? We realize that if you streamline cyber-vertically then you may also unleash transparently. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point) be able to target courageously. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic architectures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for real-time bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, world-class. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Immediately? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We understand that if you aggregate globally then you may also evolve virally. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be next-generation? The power to brand seamlessly leads to the capacity to architect interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Without cutting-edge, killer R&D, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a world-class, bleeding-edge, revolutionary game plan for handling unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable raw bandwidth reports? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our power to extend. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The accounting factor is subscriber-defined. Think integrated. Think fractal. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently recontextualize fractal re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. Without process management, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think six-sigma. Think interactive, world-class, collaborative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to whiteboard globally than to visualize magnetically. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to brand wirelessly. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with unplanned-for user-centric ultra-performance? We invariably maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based killer user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Without well-planned users, paradigms are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think impactful. We think we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to morph globally. We will benchmark the term "one-to-one".