Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to generate intuitively. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to embrace globally. Think frictionless. Think turn-key. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will scale up our ability to innovate without lessening our capacity to generate. Think cross-media. Think robust. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. Think super-magnetic. We will revalue our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our ability to repurpose. Without well-chosen e-services, turn-key web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365.