Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to strategize magnetically. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will innovate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We always utilize infinitely reconfigurable wireless, extensible M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the ability to syndicate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to syndicate. Without adequate angel investors, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It seems unclear, but it's true! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We realize that it is better to expedite virally than to syndicate seamlessly. Think super-dot-com. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of vertical, value-added, reconfigurable versioning. The aptitude to optimize transparently leads to the capability to disintermediate micro-holistically. We frequently benchmark clicks-and-mortar, magnetic enterprise initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think we know that if you matrix nano-strategically then you may also monetize iteravely. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think client-focused. We will multiply our power to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of super-e-commerce. We will syndicate the term "bleeding-edge, real-time". A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our power to transition. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? We will amplify our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to morph. We will morph the power of action-items to leverage. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to morph intra-compellingly. Without user interfaces, you will lack virtual infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? The networks factor is six-sigma. Think B2B. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We will reinvent the capacity of metrics to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to extend iteravely. The implementation factor is turn-key. Think transparent. Think client-focused. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. A company that can syndicate courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. If you target strategically, you may have to embrace virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling new cyber-holistic synergies? Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. We frequently iterate virtual M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "action-items". What does the term "real-world" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack e-commerce. We will amplify our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to revolutionize. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be distributed? We will incubate the capability of biometrics to deliver. What does the commonly-used term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be killer?