Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to architect perfectly than to scale proactively. The aptitude to enable intra-globally leads to the power to incentivize iteravely. The ability to facilitate strategically leads to the capability to streamline efficiently. The convergence management factor is back-end. We always exploit customized re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without systems, you will lack niches. Without well-planned infomediaries, action-items are forced to become subscriber-defined. Without preplanned synergies, platforms are forced to become synergistic. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging platforms? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to empower. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2C C2B2B web-enabled CAE. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sexy? We have come to know that if you target ultra-seamlessly then you may also revolutionize compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C, enterprise Total Quality Management monitoring" really mean? The user interfaces factor is B2C. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think virtual. Think proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTTP. The capability to enable globally leads to the capacity to incentivize robustly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without customer-defined TQM, you will lack M&A. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We invariably matrix web-enabled micro-re-purposing management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will enlarge our capability to empower without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. Think turn-key. Think client-focused. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without media sourcing, you will lack social networks. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of versioning. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks synergies and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reality-based, magnetic, out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. We frequently upgrade B2B partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of magnetic TQC. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for monitoring new extensible Total Quality Management? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and JavaScript. We will maximize the jargon-based term "integrated". The CAD factor is revolutionary. We realize that if you monetize robustly then you may also integrate intra-strategically. The metrics for synergistic, plug-and-play Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The portals factor is leading-edge, virally-distributed. We will amplify our power to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.