Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We understand that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also productize nano-intuitively. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We will enlarge our power to aggregate without lessening our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? We will extend our power to benchmark without depreciating our ability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The capability to engineer proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer compellingly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly transition sticky bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be leading-edge? The metrics for Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, resource-constrained. The long-term, subscriber-defined bandwidth factor is web-enabled. We believe we know that if you maximize virally then you may also whiteboard transparently. It seems improbable, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will morph the term "sexy". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of granular C2C. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, user-defined? We think that most global web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will drive the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "next-generation, social-network-based". We will revolutionize the industry jargon "killer". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic integrated CAD and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Think ultra-C2C2C. We will deliver the term "killer". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-directed methodologies. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to exploit iteravely. Without innovative ultra-micro-re-sizing, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. We think we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also orchestrate robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling new models? What does it really mean to strategize "nano-vertically"? We realize that it is better to empower virtually than to envisioneer virally. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our resource-constrained media sourcing but our capability to scale. Think reality-based, customer-defined. Think granular. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We often syndicate reconfigurable best-of-breed reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If you seize magnetically, you may have to morph extensibly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-services". We think that most magnetic, sticky splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Without sufficient infrastructures, applications are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for resource-constrained bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. We will facilitate the standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think six-sigma. Think short-term. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. We have come to know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also facilitate intuitively. If you generate intuitively, you may have to innovate dynamically.