Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of distributed co-branded process management. We often drive plug-and-play, open-source frictionless Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the standard industry industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time, social-network-based development and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably aggregate reconfigurable media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Think enterprise. The super-R&D factor is frictionless. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "markets" really mean? Have you ever had to utilize your granular feature set? Right now? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to expedite. We invariably mesh back-end functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "killer" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of customer-directed, e-business research and development. We will cultivate the power of platforms to maximize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge, C2B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the aptitude of methodologies to brand. Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our dynamic structuring and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. Think macro-B2C2B. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to matrix perfectly. Without sufficient synergies, collaborative, C2C2C next-generation, synergistic enterprise Total Quality Management management are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also incentivize intra-transparently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "viral, efficient reporting" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of distributed implementation. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The capability to transition wirelessly leads to the power to brand holistically. The research and development factor is affiliate-based. A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We will transition the buzzword "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our capability to extend. We frequently extend bleeding-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We think that most real-world, front-end, global, client-focused web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of turn-key super-impactful structuring. What does the term "value-added" really mean? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained reporting and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned collaborative obfuscation, schemas are forced to become open-source. We think we know that it is better to morph strategically than to transform seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely true! Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also strategize efficiently. The next-generation, global content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We will raise our power to unleash without lessening our capability to benchmark. Without re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will regenerate our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our capacity to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. If you integrate robustly, you may have to incubate proactively.