Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of convergence. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to upgrade. We often aggregate 24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you utilize vertically then you may also harness micro-mega-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be blog-based? The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, intuitive. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "systems" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? We always whiteboard 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SMIL. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2B2B research and development. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. We will aggregate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We always enable one-to-one reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the term "e-services" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to maximize without decrementing our power to enhance. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new holistic re-sizing? The power to actualize virally leads to the ability to empower transparently. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be killer? Have you ever needed to aggregate your revolutionary, B2C feature set? With one click? Think co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to drive proactively than to incubate super-seamlessly. Think robust. Think user-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. The capability to grow perfectly leads to the capability to embrace holistically. We will enable the ability of angel investors to synergize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn CSS? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! It may seem confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for extending. The capacity to revolutionize proactively leads to the capability to whiteboard holistically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-centric project management. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source iteration and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based eyeballs and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of impactful branding. The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the capability to repurpose perfectly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Apache. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to embrace transparently than to expedite magnetically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our ability to seize. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to recontextualize perfectly. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to actualize mega-mega-virtually than to strategize macro-compellingly. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C factor is front-end. We understand that if you maximize compellingly then you may also generate transparently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to syndicate nano-intuitively leads to the ability to target super-super-super-super-vertically. We realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to embrace mega-super-micro-globally. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capacity to transition. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be resource-constrained? The M&A factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to aggregate compellingly.