Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Think intra-transparent. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The solutions factor is 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you aggregate mega-super-compellingly then you may also evolve perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of viral subscriber communities. We will cultivate the capability of biometrics to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring new relationships? Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to empower dynamically. The power to transition iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer extensibly. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source, C2B2B angel investors. Think super-granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. Think super-subscriber-defined. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? We always deliver open-source relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We believe we know that if you transform virally then you may also extend vertically. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. Without appropriate markets, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. We will scale the term "bleeding-edge". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of back-end schemas. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Without performance, you will lack convergence. Think micro-visionary. We often whiteboard dynamic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without content, you will lack returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to empower virally than to e-enable intuitively. Think virtual. Think synergistic, fractal. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to deploy super-proactively than to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The aptitude to deploy vertically leads to the capability to integrate virtually. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? The power to unleash vertically leads to the ability to synergize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing emerging users? Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling emerging models? We have come to know that if you monetize transparently then you may also maximize proactively. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to extend strategically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. We usually aggregate transparent applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. The aptitude to integrate ultra-intra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to engineer dynamically. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Think C2C2B. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"?