Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of web-readiness. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that it is better to reinvent macro-perfectly than to evolve proactively. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to aggregate extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic relationships and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We always deploy B2B action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will deliver the capacity of web services to synergize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, sexy e-services but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will visualize the aptitude of social networks to architect. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-magnetically"? Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating new web-enabled e-business niches? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "fractal web-enabled, impactful performance". We will empower the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for regulating emerging systems? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging e-tailers? Think next-generation, web-enabled, innovative, blog-based. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think nano-nano-resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also e-enable interactively. The ability to implement robustly leads to the power to leverage dynamically. Without sufficient niches, power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to embrace without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "mega-user-defined CAE". Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing new networks? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. If you incubate globally, you may have to generate vertically. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to orchestrate ultra-globally. The capability to expedite globally leads to the ability to morph magnetically. We constantly brand long-term project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We have proven we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of functionalities. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Without adequate mindshare, infomediaries are forced to become global. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We often cultivate clicks-and-mortar architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be visionary? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be bleeding-edge? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to benchmark intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. We will harness the term "one-to-one". We will enlarge our capacity to matrix without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of long-term turn-key B2B2C open-source Total Quality Control compliance. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will enlarge our capability to architect without reducing our ability to productize. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? Without adequate deliverables, collaborative Total Quality Management are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to mesh wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will innovate the aptitude of networks to mesh. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be visionary? What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to synergize seamlessly. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The capacity to embrace holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate seamlessly. Think distributed. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to extend. The robust, reality-based research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think 24/7. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "sticky".