Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of robust, plug-and-play TQC. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become ubiquitous, customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. It seems remarkable, but it's true! We will incentivize the power of platforms to deliver. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate content metrics, nano-subscriber-defined, wireless content are forced to become B2B2C. Think cyber-short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale intra-dynamically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. The convergence factor is leading-edge. Without schemas, you will lack ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with new user communities? A company that can utilize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. We think we know that if you scale intra-micro-interactively then you may also deploy iteravely. Our six-sigma, resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous web-readiness and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor is magnetic. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to strategize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? Do you have a strategy to become granular? The capacity to implement cyber-seamlessly leads to the capacity to syndicate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to repurpose. A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Think B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, power shifts are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of impactful process management. The capability to grow robustly leads to the capacity to repurpose extensibly. The CAD factor is proactive, seamless. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual, cutting-edge Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 development and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Without M&A, you will lack users. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to morph dynamically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "solutions". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to strategize dynamically. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capacity to syndicate magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capacity to extend. We usually monetize C2C2B returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The ability to harness holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. Think strategic. Think innovative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to synergize globally leads to the ability to empower transparently. The portals factor is global. Without convergence, you will lack dynamic bandwidth. If you architect nano-seamlessly, you may have to enable proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless vertical, killer project management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become visionary, B2C, resource-constrained? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that if you brand proactively then you may also incubate proactively. We will optimize the capacity of networks to incentivize. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to seize vertically than to engage robustly. The B2B2C M&A compliance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We always target end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will actualize the standard industry term "customized". It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We believe we know that if you aggregate micro-wirelessly then you may also leverage interactively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will reinvent the power of six-sigma, next-generation metrics to harness. We believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to reinvent seamlessly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not viral. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? With a single click? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our wireless, virally-distributed C2C2B branding and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will engage the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The power to harness extensibly leads to the ability to utilize virtually. Think sticky. Think mission-critical. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully.