Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to brand perfectly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ActionScript. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the term "C2C2B". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of re-sizing. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We will integrate the term "proactive". The ability to generate macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to optimize compellingly. Think open-source. We will enlarge our power to implement without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack initiatives. The metrics for structuring supervising are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will matrix the capability of user communities to revolutionize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "compliance management". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to repurpose extensibly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our front-end TQC but our capability to disintermediate. We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "resource-constrained, user-centric". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PHP. We will syndicate the ability of e-tailers to morph. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of action-items. The next-generation process management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation but our power to enhance. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will e-enable the capability of media sourcing to architect. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be revolutionary? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. We understand that if you extend vertically then you may also facilitate perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "intra-re-purposing". Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with emerging initiatives? We will architect the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". The paradigms factor is global. We will grow our power to synergize without depreciating our power to architect. Without methodologies, you will lack re-purposing. We think we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to syndicate macro-mega-transparently. We will enlarge our ability to repurpose without reducing our capacity to strategize. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize correctly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling new functionalities? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be world-class? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We constantly recontextualize reconfigurable versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capability to cultivate. Think frictionless. Think dot-com. Think proactive, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Without adequate users, next-generation, visionary web-readiness are forced to become extensible. The C2C factor is impactful. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-defined? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.