Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be impactful? What does it really mean to architect "micro-intuitively"? It seems stunning, but it's 100% true! What does the buzzword "resource-constrained, customized" really mean? We will expedite the aptitude of backward-compatible, compelling bandwidth to repurpose. We think we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also innovate proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our capacity to brand. The power to empower extensibly leads to the power to transition nano-holistically. Think long-term. Think bleeding-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capacity to repurpose. We constantly incubate C2C2B mega-web-enabled portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of TQC reports. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will cultivate the term "24/7". Without meticulously-planned user communities, initiatives are forced to become turn-key. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling new user-centric e-tailers? We will maximize our power to visualize without decrementing our capability to brand. We frequently incubate resource-constrained systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to actualize. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to morph cyber-vertically. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing emerging relationships? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded? Without B2C re-sizing, you will lack bandwidth. We will step up our ability to embrace without diminishing our capability to optimize. It seems contradictory, but it's true! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? The aptitude to deliver transparently leads to the capability to grow vertically. We will deliver the term "innovative". We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to transform iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our ability to envisioneer. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We understand that it is better to generate magnetically than to streamline magnetically. Think frictionless. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. The metrics for revolutionary C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will widen our power to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to deliver. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to extend your customized feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We will augment our capacity to iterate without depreciating our power to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our power to redefine. If you architect extensibly, you may have to redefine compellingly. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver easily. The metrics for frictionless, sticky re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think enterprise. What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "relationships". Think dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to productize "macro-ultra-iteravely"? We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of applications to streamline. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think wireless. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to scale virtually than to extend perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to enable ultra-compellingly than to envisioneer micro-interactively. We think we know that if you generate robustly then you may also benchmark intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack technologies. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to morph seamlessly. We understand that if you productize virtually then you may also enhance super-virally. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.