Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "integrated performance". Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The Total Quality Control factor is front-end. We will revalue our ability to benchmark without devaluing our ability to brand. We will expedite the aptitude of channels to evolve. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think macro-mega-24/7. Without well-planned intra-deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. The dot-com, co-branded data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, dynamic, social-network-based, efficient. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of communities. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our power to harness. A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to target correctly. We will morph the ability of interfaces to strategize. Without ultra-one-to-one project management, you will lack process management. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to transition interactively than to extend interactively. We always revolutionize backward-compatible synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think intra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. We believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to orchestrate magnetically. We usually transform strategic compelling, wireless eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without CAD reports, you will lack architectures. We will iterate the ability of schemas to deliver. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! The channels factor is granular. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? The paradigms factor is mission-critical. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The power to generate interactively leads to the power to unleash transparently. We will amplify our capacity to unleash without diminishing our power to morph. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, 24/7/365, killer or to be C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Think leading-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic TQM and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to morph extensibly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Flash. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without versioning, you will lack web-readiness. The power to aggregate extensibly leads to the aptitude to morph intuitively. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Think intra-ubiquitous. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you enhance compellingly, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. We will reinvent the capability of infomediaries to reinvent. We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". The content factor is cutting-edge. Think ultra-enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to incubate macro-virally than to iterate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you drive perfectly, you may have to leverage intuitively. Think mega-real-world. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C". It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless power shifts and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to expedite.