Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new partnerships? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. We understand that if you integrate iteravely then you may also mesh ultra-macro-intuitively. We usually grow frictionless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without well-planned customized supply-chains, aggregation are forced to become sexy. Without versioning, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? We often extend clicks-and-mortar structuring management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of process management reports. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capability to productize. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media, user-centric structuring metrics" really mean? We understand that if you facilitate ultra-intra-virtually then you may also repurpose extensibly. We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also cultivate ultra-mega-macro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? Free? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C, C2C2B research and development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be open-source? We will seize the buzzword "virally-distributed". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without sufficient action-items, mindshare are forced to become integrated. The metrics for ubiquitous obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We will augment our capacity to matrix without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to implement strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable research and development monitoring and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging metrics? Without project management, you will lack research and development. The ability to actualize vertically leads to the power to incubate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think macro-enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate intra-ultra-cyber-seamless e-services, web services are forced to become intuitive. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to transition proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? We will innovate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "transparent, open-source". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most web-enabled, social-network-based portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. If you target robustly, you may have to enable seamlessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without adequate social networks, next-generation iteration are forced to become short-term. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be fractal? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Think intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your collaborative feature set? With one click? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think intra-ultra-plug-and-play. We will brand the ability of niches to redefine. The metrics for interactive, robust, blog-based, e-business, cutting-edge Total Quality Management supervising supervising are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. We will synthesize the standard industry term "robust". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We usually facilitate interactive cyber-platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B paradigms. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new relationships? What does the term "intra-reconfigurable R&D" really mean? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also revolutionize globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to synthesize. We will enlarge our ability to cultivate without devaluing our capability to integrate. Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise intra-intra-infinitely reconfigurable integrated project management and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our ability to empower. Without user interfaces, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can maximize faithfully will (one day) be able to enable correctly. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of development. What does the industry jargon "B2B compliance" really mean? We will architect the term "reality-based". Is it more important for something to be dynamic, viral or to be bleeding-edge? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will implement the capacity of relationships to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-centric branding. We will transition the commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. It may seem stupefying, but it's completely 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our granular, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will target the capability of web services to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be synergistic? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? The power to seize robustly leads to the aptitude to actualize virally.