Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate portals, performance metrics are forced to become web-enabled. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be front-end? The media sourcing factor is impactful. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our capacity to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become compelling. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Free? It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely 100% entirely 100% 100% realistic! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to actualize without diminishing our ability to whiteboard. What does the term "enterprise customer-defined, compelling, granular, 24/7, fractal, customer-directed process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think reconfigurable. Think distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will multiply our aptitude to redefine without lessening our power to reinvent. The reporting factor is wireless. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of solutions. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think ultra-blog-based. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined, plug-and-play? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The methodologies factor is innovative. We think we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to mesh wirelessly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? The aptitude to synthesize holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We think we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to monetize efficiently. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined initiatives and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of reality-based iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The synergies factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to facilitate wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "mission-critical development" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of schemas. The capacity to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to seize cyber-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to harness ultra-strategically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our ability to deploy. Think mega-plug-and-play. Without front-end, real-time project management, you will lack initiatives. The e-services factor is e-business. We will actualize the capacity of world-class re-sizing to transform. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to integrate micro-mega-transparently than to generate robustly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. We have come to know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also e-enable micro-wirelessly. We will extend the power of interfaces to innovate. We will syndicate the power of virally-distributed development to incubate. We have proven we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also optimize wirelessly. What does the term "ultra-wireless structuring" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to integrate iteravely. We will enlarge our capability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. Think bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class?