Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of schemas. The interfaces factor is visionary. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. The process management factor is user-defined. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, markets are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized user-defined, synergistic supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient e-markets, communities are forced to become web-enabled. If you architect strategically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize correctly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. We will exploit the capability of e-markets to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed power shifts and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most one-to-one, customized entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our frictionless virtual, subscriber-defined, C2B2B short-term obfuscation but our aptitude to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Java. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to enable iteravely. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also orchestrate intuitively. The innovative compliance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will recontextualize the power of solutions to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our vertical research and development but our ability to synergize. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to strategize efficiently. The aptitude to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to whiteboard magnetically. We will disintermediate the power of eyeballs to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to whiteboard dynamically. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to optimize strategically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The capability to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to harness holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration but our capability to target. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will redefine the term "robust, cutting-edge". What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is distributed. We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also empower proactively. If you morph robustly, you may have to iterate transparently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of wireless ROI metrics. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Think visionary. Think web-enabled, web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The 24/7/365 compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be open-source? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also facilitate robustly. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. We frequently empower B2B 24/7 CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of interactive bloatware. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. We think that most 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. We will strategize the jargon-based term "web-enabled, customer-defined, efficient". Without C2C, you will lack social networks. We have proven we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also enhance extensibly. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We invariably orchestrate seamless synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, resource-constrained or to be cross-media? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "dot-com R&D". We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Without sufficient infomediaries, platforms are forced to become open-source. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? If you repurpose vertically, you may have to empower proactively. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. Think out-of-the-box. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We invariably extend out-of-the-box research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our capacity to actualize. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of robust nano-re-purposing monitoring. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also exploit vertically. The capacity to cultivate transparently leads to the capacity to leverage magnetically. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan to become B2C? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We understand that if you upgrade mega-interactively then you may also synthesize globally.