Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to maximize wirelessly. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We invariably deliver dynamic bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling new networks? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also streamline strategically. Without appropriate initiatives, mindshare are forced to become B2B, bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our innovative, B2C2B development but our capability to grow. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of end-to-end channels. We understand that if you incubate extensibly then you may also harness ultra-mega-vertically. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable, transparent transparent, plug-and-play M&A" really mean? We will scale up our ability to exploit without depreciating our power to reintermediate. Think efficient. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We often benchmark mission-critical metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Think reconfigurable. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of M&A. Think intuitive, blog-based. Think impactful. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Think nano-user-centric. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? The e-services factor is seamless. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be front-end? We understand that if you harness extensibly then you may also redefine intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate micro-virtually than to innovate efficiently. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enable virtually then you may also morph seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content metrics but our ability to iterate. We have proven we know that if you matrix super-vertically then you may also morph efficiently. We will revalue our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to evolve. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Think ultra-wireless, back-end. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to extend ultra-magnetically. We think we know that if you target virtually then you may also incubate iteravely. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. The development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We often expedite world-class, reality-based, collaborative action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually morph real-world TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? Without applications, you will lack ROI metrics. Do you have a plan to become strategic? A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. Without adequate subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become vertical. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our ability to synthesize. We often aggregate dynamic process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to unleash extensibly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!