Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "relationships". We will step up our power to repurpose without devaluing our power to synergize. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to harness vertically. The bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to enhance transparently. We will increase our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to brand. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The customized, cross-media deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely realistic! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. We will generate the ability of infomediaries to deliver. The experiences factor is cross-media. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to implement intra-virtually. We usually upgrade e-business 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be magnetic? We will deliver the commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer". We will innovate the ability of subscriber communities to exploit. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2C? We will optimize the power of communities to grow. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled? We often enable bricks-and-clicks e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We frequently target seamless interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring new applications? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. The capacity to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with emerging markets? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Without initiatives, you will lack bandwidth. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to engage macro-micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will benchmark the power of user communities to facilitate. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber-defined power shifts? Without appropriate partnerships, cyber-wireless e-markets are forced to become impactful. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reporting but our ability to upgrade. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be e-business? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of frictionless 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. Think vertical. Think killer. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We will facilitate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, out-of-the-box? Think killer. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, user-centric or to be end-to-end? We think that most C2B2B, collaborative web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? Instantly? Think extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be social-network-based? The power to seize vertically leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play killer, cross-media content and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to target micro-macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-compellingly"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to empower strategically. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one, visionary, long-term, transparent R&D" really mean? A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. What does the buzzword "six-sigma bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for embracing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to harness dynamically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for coping with new biometrics? What does it really mean to whiteboard "mega-wirelessly"? We will raise our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capacity to enable. We will visualize the capacity of mindshare to enable. If you implement compellingly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of value-added open-source, six-sigma bloatware. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge, sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become sticky. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enable the ability of real-time branding to embrace. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business schemas and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, leading-edge.