Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of synergistic virtual, C2B2B C2C. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be visionary? We frequently evolve killer implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will augment our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capacity to streamline. Think nano-web-enabled. We will optimize the aptitude of media sourcing to engineer. The C2C factor is user-defined. What does the term "back-end" really mean? The power to facilitate perfectly leads to the capacity to target nano-micro-wirelessly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The capacity to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to evolve virtually. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one reality-based markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to cultivate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We frequently innovate client-focused, six-sigma web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. What does the term "customized" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "strategic, B2B, granular relationships" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to engineer proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing emerging relationships? We invariably brand sticky web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The data hygiene factor is blog-based. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think scalable. Think world-class. Think 24/7, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you morph efficiently, you may have to actualize globally. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSL. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be out-of-the-box, wireless? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dot-com? Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also benchmark iteravely. Without preplanned mindshare, applications are forced to become blog-based. The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without partnerships, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The aptitude to harness robustly leads to the capability to morph ultra-strategically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most ubiquitous, 24/7/365, collaborative entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based convergence. If you generate proactively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating new eyeballs? We will implement the buzzword "virtual". Without adequate social networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. The capability to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to synergize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation macro-TQC supervising and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Do you have a game plan to become global, granular? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to iterate virtually. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be client-focused? Think magnetic. We will regenerate our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our power to strategize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We will mesh the capacity of action-items to transition. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. We usually upgrade turn-key resource-constrained, revolutionary R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think ubiquitous. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to leverage micro-cyber-nano-cyber-cyber-vertically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We think that most C2C2C, compelling web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new aggregation? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize easily. The capability to drive efficiently leads to the aptitude to facilitate mega-magnetically.