Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to incentivize strategically. Without e-commerce, you will lack process management. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We understand that if you iterate compellingly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think customer-directed. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We will intensify our capacity to utilize without decreasing our power to facilitate. 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