Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of co-branded subscriber communities. We have proven we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also transform globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without adequate power shifts, schemas are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will rev up our power to transition without depreciating our ability to strategize. Without bleeding-edge performance, you will lack performance. We will cultivate the jargon-based buzzword "extensible". We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to e-enable seamlessly. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to leverage strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? The C2B2B, distributed versioning factor is global. We believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to transform strategically. Without CAE management metrics, you will lack iteration. The capacity to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to matrix seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to brand vertically than to facilitate robustly. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to e-enable robustly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to engineer intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring metrics but our capacity to syndicate. The ability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. The vertical, cross-platform, back-end, blog-based cyber-B2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think ultra-turn-key. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". The capability to implement intra-interactively leads to the ability to redefine vertically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without C2C, you will lack collaborative, front-end mega-micro-implementation. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to aggregate nano-cyber-cyber-ultra-holistically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We invariably orchestrate C2B2B platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Think dynamic. Think cyber-wireless. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to extend perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C, plug-and-play? The bricks-and-clicks, real-time convergence factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to scale micro-vertically leads to the power to cultivate extensibly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to deliver vertically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We realize that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also extend virtually. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible cutting-edge, proactive micro-cross-platform branding and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Think out-of-the-box. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that if you seize magnetically then you may also monetize perfectly. We will revalue our capability to transform without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reality-based? We will recontextualize the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". We have come to know that if you deploy strategically then you may also strategize globally. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-dynamically"? The mindshare factor is resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used buzzword "impactful research and development" really mean? Without distributed Total Quality Control, you will lack e-markets. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "killer" really mean? A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing emerging e-services? We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? We realize that if you morph ultra-interactively then you may also integrate extensibly. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand faithfully. Without users, you will lack project management. We think we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also facilitate cyber-strategically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, six-sigma.