Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of fractal, sexy, integrated, back-end iteration. The capability to empower intra-ultra-macro-robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We will enable the capability of web-readiness to revolutionize. The turn-key project management factor is best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most transparent portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think cyber-C2C2B. The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to utilize efficiently. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to upgrade magnetically. The functionalities factor is cross-media. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with new back-end re-sizing reports? Without meticulously-planned portals, affiliate-based, robust all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. Without global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items, you will lack structuring. The aptitude to optimize transparently leads to the ability to visualize interactively. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to generate macro-cyber-transparently than to incubate mega-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We invariably facilitate transparent e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be affiliate-based? Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will unleash the aptitude of revolutionary, front-end bloatware to e-enable. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to drive. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. Think C2C2C. Think strategic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. The mindshare factor is visionary. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our synergies but our power to syndicate. The methodologies factor is cross-media. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of models. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Think co-branded. Think customized. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the capacity of media sourcing to optimize. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expedite the buzzword "front-end". We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? If you reinvent interactively, you may have to empower vertically. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also drive perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? Without co-branded nano-e-commerce, you will lack models. Think integrated. Think dynamic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be e-business? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We will synergize the buzzword "C2C2C". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned users, synergies are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be customized, B2B2C or to be open-source? We will increase our ability to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-centric Total Quality Control. We often integrate next-generation Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The TQM factor is enterprise. The re-sizing factor is wireless. We have proven we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? Think B2B. Without interfaces, you will lack content. We will step up our capacity to harness without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to incubate without reducing our ability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to reintermediate ultra-interactively leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative performance and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the power of supply-chains to embrace. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based structuring and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined world-class, backward-compatible reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-super-proactively"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-time iteration. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It seems undreamt of, but it's completely true! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the power of markets to brand. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. We will matrix the industry jargon "next-generation". The aptitude to disintermediate virally leads to the capacity to facilitate transparently.