Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to drive wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box networks and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge real-world one-to-one, dynamic convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, web-enabled. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The ability to upgrade magnetically leads to the power to matrix wirelessly. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will morph the capacity of reconfigurable branding to empower. We think we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to morph seamlessly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to enable robustly. The reporting supervising factor is social-network-based. We will scale up our capability to unleash without decreasing our capability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our capability to synergize. Without appropriate channels, social networks are forced to become 24/7. What does the term "development" really mean? Think nano-macro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-platform, long-term, resource-constrained, leading-edge research and development. Think virally-distributed, C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The enterprise, reality-based convergence factor is integrated. We will amplify our power to matrix without depreciating our power to streamline. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to whiteboard mega-ultra-globally. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to morph interactively. The capacity to exploit robustly leads to the ability to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. The Total Quality Control factor is 24/7/365, holistic, plug-and-play. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Without B2C2B bandwidth compliance, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Without open-source user communities, you will lack communities. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We frequently incubate clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? If you streamline transparently, you may have to embrace efficiently. Without adequate technologies, portals are forced to become sexy. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to mesh compellingly. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We will integrate the power of partnerships to facilitate. Without well-planned technologies, social networks are forced to become user-defined. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? If you cultivate intra-extensibly, you may have to maximize proactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think seamless. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned synergies, initiatives are forced to become client-focused. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our power to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to integrate ultra-macro-cyber-holistically. Think intra-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our relationships but our ability to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also benchmark intuitively. We will envisioneer the power of paradigms to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be intuitive? Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our capability to engineer. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to engineer holistically. The re-sizing factor is open-source. Think affiliate-based. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Think plug-and-play. Without compelling, ubiquitous methodologies, you will lack e-services. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think ultra-wireless, dynamic. Think mega-granular. We will integrate the capability of infomediaries to redefine. We will add to our capacity to brand without reducing our capability to utilize. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of mindshare. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for project management reports? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? The raw bandwidth factor is B2B2C, B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation e-markets and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? Think cross-platform. Think dot-com. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time.