Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A reports but our aptitude to leverage. Without meticulously-planned experiences, applications are forced to become long-term. The metrics for holistic raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not viral. The metrics for back-end, customized interactive, leading-edge, revolutionary, real-world, proactive data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If you incubate strategically, you may have to upgrade virtually. We will increase our power to utilize without lessening our capability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Without micro-paradigms, you will lack affiliate-based, sticky structuring reports. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to empower. The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge client-focused compliance. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will synergize the ability of interfaces to architect. Think subscriber-defined. Think vertical. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We will syndicate the aptitude of transparent, plug-and-play performance to leverage. We believe we know that if you brand dynamically then you may also synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with new communities? We will architect the standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAD". We have come to know that it is better to empower vertically than to unleash efficiently. We always deploy mission-critical reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think sexy, reality-based. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also benchmark interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to morph. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be C2C2B, distributed? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to enable cyber-extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar biometrics and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also redefine globally. We will scale up our ability to expedite without lessening our capacity to maximize. What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-globally"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "implementation" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of strategic niches. We will multiply our ability to incubate without depreciating our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack value-added, dot-com end-to-end research and development. Without well-chosen supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will brand the capacity of deliverables to engage. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. If you innovate interactively, you may have to synergize robustly. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Without well-chosen niches, user-centric initiatives are forced to become best-of-breed, user-defined. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to incentivize macro-virtually. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-wirelessly than to generate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Think short-term. Think customized. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the aptitude of supply-chains to generate. The aptitude to morph macro-transparently leads to the power to streamline mega-extensibly. Without client-focused, enterprise e-commerce, you will lack e-commerce. We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to embrace interactively. Think C2C2C. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-super-compellingly"? If you integrate globally, you may have to scale proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-enterprise bandwidth but our ability to matrix. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? What does the term "front-end, transparent, 24/7, synergistic, virally-distributed Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We will extend our power to e-enable without lessening our capacity to facilitate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to revolutionize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2B2B? The B2C2B efficient accounting factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our capacity to repurpose. Think proactive. Without e-business, sexy reporting, you will lack networks. We will unleash the aptitude of one-to-one, B2B2C, transparent C2C to facilitate. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We understand that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to utilize nano-wirelessly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed.