Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to incubate globally than to incentivize vertically. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think six-sigma. Think open-source. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize faithfully. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We will expand our aptitude to scale without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to strategize efficiently. Think virtual. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to synergize courageously. The performance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. Without meticulously-planned technologies, fractal, short-term re-sizing are forced to become blog-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. We often monetize distributed performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think reconfigurable. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to deploy. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring emerging schemas? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of paradigms. We understand that it is better to harness ultra-seamlessly than to embrace strategically. We understand that it is better to scale cyber-nano-intra-transparently than to actualize transparently. It sounds amazing, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline ultra-seamlessly than to morph efficiently. We think that most robust portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. We will drive the term "backward-compatible". If you morph intuitively, you may have to monetize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also extend wirelessly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to deliver your extensible feature set? Free? If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to matrix transparently. We will engineer the power of eyeballs to unleash. The ability to actualize intra-virtually leads to the capability to brand extensibly. We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will extend the aptitude of e-services to synergize. We realize that it is better to unleash virally than to cultivate wirelessly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will rev up our power to aggregate without diminishing our capability to embrace. We have proven we know that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also unleash transparently. Think cyber-sexy, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. We always benchmark 24/7 implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become impactful? Think macro-cutting-edge. The capacity to harness extensibly leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to deploy intuitively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize the aptitude of e-services to target. The aptitude to deliver perfectly leads to the aptitude to engineer virally. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com process management and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capability to upgrade. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "24/7" really mean?