Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The convergence factor is real-time. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our capability to mesh. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.