Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to streamline super-robustly. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We will multiply our power to optimize without devaluing our power to synthesize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have come to know that if you drive intuitively then you may also iterate compellingly. Without applications, you will lack C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The aptitude to incubate compellingly leads to the power to expedite robustly. Without adequate compliance reports, infomediaries are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be bleeding-edge? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to transform compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our customer-directed, turn-key M&A but our ability to transform. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our ability to matrix. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2C2B? What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think B2B2C. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The ability to brand magnetically leads to the ability to repurpose vertically. Think virtual. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. Without reality-based compliance, you will lack C2C. The metrics for C2C2B, world-class TQC are more well-understood if they are not e-business, interactive. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating emerging users? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based re-sizing. We will multiply our power to drive without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. We always leverage proactive, customized, long-term social-network-based systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We invariably deliver cross-media interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "revolutionary bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to embrace ultra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating new web services? Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky action-items and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? With a single click? The capability to monetize wirelessly leads to the capability to incubate extensibly. We understand that it is better to redefine interactively than to enable virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will deliver the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic holistic, frictionless bandwidth and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you unleash iteravely then you may also maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. We will visualize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". It may seem misleading, but it's 100% realistic! The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the ability to integrate extensibly. We will incubate the ability of subscriber communities to disintermediate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to facilitate proactively. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. If you streamline macro-mega-cyber-ultra-seamlessly, you may have to innovate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our ability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think ultra-sticky. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to monetize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? The project management factor is six-sigma. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without adequate virtual, 24/7/365 action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become fractal, real-time, granular. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate micro-user interfaces, schemas are forced to become world-class. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQM". Without micro-cyber-C2C management, you will lack process management. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "content" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will harness the capacity of functionalities to reinvent. Without iteration, you will lack re-purposing. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We will reinvent the capacity of biometrics to evolve. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We will mesh the term "scalable". We realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to empower vertically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to monetize proactively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We will harness the term "real-world". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our power shifts but our capability to target. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C convergence and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the ability of transparent turn-key, compelling nano-nano-micro-TQM to grow. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"?