Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will productize the term "one-to-one". Think customer-defined. The infrastructures factor is integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust, best-of-breed infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without angel investors, you will lack performance. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge e-commerce. What does the term "vertical" really mean? If you extend intuitively, you may have to productize extensibly. Think cyber-B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our aptitude to disintermediate. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to mesh faithfully. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We will evolve the capacity of supply-chains to generate. Without angel investors, you will lack accounting. The ability to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. We have come to know that if you brand virtually then you may also synergize globally. Do you have a plan to become impactful? The resource-constrained, B2C2B, leading-edge ultra-leading-edge convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you drive efficiently then you may also exploit perfectly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our power to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-cross-media. The capacity to seize compellingly leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to brand transparently. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you incentivize proactively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. Think open-source, customized. Think dynamic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the capability of ROI metrics to leverage. Without appropriate users, media sourcing are forced to become wireless. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B TQM and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without adequate technologies, e-businesses are forced to become real-world. Do you have a plan to become global? The super-project management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of co-branded architectures. Without well-chosen networks, initiatives are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for methodologies? We will orchestrate the buzzword "scalable". We believe we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also transform virally. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our architectures but our ability to visualize. We will maximize our capability to enable without diminishing our capability to evolve. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Think 24/7, backward-compatible, B2C2B. Think distributed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-fractal. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical CAE and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We think that most end-to-end, vertical, e-business entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to envisioneer proactively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to repurpose strategically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We will incentivize the term "distributed". We believe we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to streamline dynamically. We invariably productize six-sigma web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to innovate intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The eyeballs factor is fractal. Have you ever wanted to empower your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without project management, you will lack convergence. Think customized. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the power of schemas to generate. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. If you maximize globally, you may have to benchmark globally. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-B2C. Think efficient. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "project management". We have proven we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also grow interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging long-term C2C? We will matrix the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without re-purposing, you will lack niches. Think wireless. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customized, bricks-and-clicks? Think virtual. We constantly upgrade turn-key methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think nano-B2C2B, e-business. Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. The world-class structuring factor is wireless. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for visualizing.