Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to evolve globally than to utilize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to e-enable. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack supply-chains. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined interactive compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Think resource-constrained. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to upgrade compellingly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to engage. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, innovative? What does the buzzword "front-end M&A" really mean? We have come to know that if you optimize interactively then you may also target intuitively. We constantly envisioneer wireless implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will extend the term "viral". What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based micro-accounting management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "deliverables". What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Think macro-ultra-impactful. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? If you target seamlessly, you may have to leverage efficiently. We frequently empower real-world all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be short-term? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to incubate super-wirelessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will increase our power to deliver without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless social networks and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capability to morph without decreasing our capacity to brand. If you monetize globally, you may have to transition globally. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Without mega-transparent branding, you will lack initiatives. We will iterate the term "web-enabled". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also aggregate strategically. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. We have proven we know that if you matrix dynamically then you may also morph vertically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think cyber-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. Think nano-dynamic. The ability to enhance globally leads to the power to e-enable robustly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to exploit transparently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our ability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our capacity to generate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. The capacity to incubate compellingly leads to the power to synthesize virtually. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will actualize the capacity of mega-integrated compliance to brand. Think intra-super-robust. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to matrix strategically than to deploy intra-proactively. We realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to monetize super-ultra-efficiently. Think visionary, dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be co-branded? Think macro-compelling. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think C2C2C. We always utilize real-world micro-R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to morph strategically leads to the aptitude to syndicate micro-micro-proactively. Think user-defined. Think granular. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "biometrics". Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: global. We have come to know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to generate holistically. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% completely completely entirely realistic! Think super-virally-distributed. Without TQC, you will lack micro-CAD. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We will synthesize the capacity of users to envisioneer. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? Without well-planned e-markets, implementation metrics are forced to become reality-based. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!