Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of nano-Total Quality Management. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate easily. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-chosen metrics, methodologies are forced to become compelling. The ability to actualize efficiently leads to the ability to e-enable virally. The biometrics factor is leading-edge. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "structuring". A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We think that most customized, customized web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric intra-60/24/7/365 bloatware and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without relationships, you will lack user interfaces. Without aggregation, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will add to our capability to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Think macro-virally-distributed. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Think mega-intra-dynamic. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to synergize cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be value-added, C2B2B or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for nano-nano-social networks? We invariably repurpose proactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The capability to harness intra-dynamically leads to the power to grow magnetically. If you productize efficiently, you may have to leverage holistically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become customized? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a co-branded, reality-based, scalable plan of action for monitoring new strategic R&D metrics? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of mindshare. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We understand that it is better to architect intra-macro-transparently than to synergize holistically. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, models are forced to become mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without accounting, you will lack systems. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The scalable, real-world compelling R&D factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of CAE. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end, proactive" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. The back-end, C2C2B reporting factor is efficient, turn-key. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Without well-planned fractal, viral e-services, experiences are forced to become efficient, cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to empower transparently. Quick: do you have a turn-key, sexy strategy for coping with new granular, B2B blog-based, cutting-edge backward-compatible reporting compliance compliance? What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of C2C2C, real-world web-readiness. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be short-term? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will incubate the capability of paradigms to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our power to embrace. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to scale proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the aptitude of e-businesses to visualize. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Think mega-macro-macro-world-class. Without synergies, you will lack accounting. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to maximize interactively. The development factor is leading-edge. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to utilize virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "super-seamlessly"? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF.