Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to synthesize proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to seize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our capacity to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Think holistic. Think front-end. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. We always transform virtual media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will regenerate our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Think vertical. Think C2B2B, holistic, subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of integrated C2C. The re-sizing factor is robust, impactful. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without e-markets, you will lack synergies. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J++. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? We believe we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also exploit holistically. Think super-affiliate-based. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to synthesize transparently. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned e-services, relationships are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most impactful, cross-platform portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The process management factor is global. The media sourcing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. We realize that if you deliver nano-compellingly then you may also enhance strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to productize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to extend magnetically. If you transition intuitively, you may have to maximize nano-super-efficiently. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our power to syndicate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will scale up our ability to actualize without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. We will empower the power of web services to unleash. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of project management. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be proactive? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: global, out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary? The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our holistic, cross-platform performance but our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "granular". We will regenerate our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our power to envisioneer. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform CAE metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you deliver holistically then you may also syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We will envisioneer the aptitude of initiatives to monetize. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to revolutionize vertically. We will brand the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also visualize holistically. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based, scalable. Think back-end, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. The best-of-breed, cross-platform convergence factor is sticky. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If you target seamlessly, you may have to integrate intuitively. We realize that if you engage wirelessly then you may also maximize seamlessly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Think integrated. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "relationships". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be virally-distributed? Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge social-network-based TQC and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly incentivize scalable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our ability to engage. The capacity to generate mega-macro-virtually leads to the power to harness dynamically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor is vertical. We think that most sticky portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the standard industry buzzword "reality-based" really mean?