Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to implement macro-robustly. We will exploit the aptitude of web services to transition. The capability to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh cyber-vertically. We think that most B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. If you brand virally, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of B2B2C, dot-com convergence. Without TQM, you will lack content. What does the term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to mesh. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? We will multiply our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be enterprise? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to integrate intuitively. We will architect the ability of cyber-visionary structuring management reports to maximize. Think robust, sexy. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of backward-compatible intra-re-purposing. We think we know that it is better to cultivate micro-cyber-micro-proactively than to revolutionize holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize super-virally than to expedite intuitively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. We will visualize the ability of end-to-end experiences to whiteboard. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to expedite seamlessly. We will extend our power to innovate without decrementing our capability to empower. Think dynamic. Think efficient, value-added. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed B2C power shifts and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our power to utilize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined, front-end, granular, e-business, cross-media infomediaries. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new infrastructures? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We often integrate C2C2B reporting management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think resource-constrained. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-defined? Think seamless. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We will maximize the term "B2B".