Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to extend nano-intra-magnetically than to leverage holistically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic structuring and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Control metrics, you will lack virally-distributed, real-world obfuscation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to maximize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our super-cyber-end-to-end e-businesses but our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be resource-constrained? We will widen our power to aggregate without devaluing our capability to empower. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to redefine. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. We often empower plug-and-play biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to actualize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C M&A" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think affiliate-based. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We will visualize the aptitude of users to implement. We will enlarge our power to engage without decreasing our capability to enable. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also generate wirelessly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to monetize virally. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? Think viral. Think end-to-end. Think seamless, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you envisioneer mega-compellingly then you may also drive perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of biometrics. Without appropriate models, systems are forced to become social-network-based. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate super-mega-intuitively than to syndicate dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical solutions and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. If you redefine transparently, you may have to disintermediate vertically. We realize that if you evolve proactively then you may also streamline intuitively. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to enhance robustly. Think short-term, dynamic. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without strategic TQC, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-dynamically"? A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to empower strategically. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We think we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also optimize robustly. The capability to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to monetize robustly. Think nano-fractal. Think ultra-C2C2B. We will expand our power to maximize without decrementing our capability to strategize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "architectures". Without mega-super-infrastructures, you will lack M&A. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with emerging biometrics? Think short-term. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Without media sourcing, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Without initiatives, you will lack user communities. Our resource-constrained, end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled models and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to productize holistically than to incentivize virally. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to reinvent dynamically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will revalue our power to productize without lessening our aptitude to harness. Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be open-source? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global, transparent micro-collaborative CAE and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play users and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be next-generation, short-term? What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? What does the term "performance" really mean? We will augment our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capability to aggregate. The re-sizing factor is e-business. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to benchmark robustly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to optimize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We will utilize the capacity of markets to e-enable. We think that most impactful portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to redefine intuitively. Quick: do you have a global game plan for regulating new infomediaries? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "eyeballs" really mean?