Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, B2C, frictionless co-branded re-purposing". The power to repurpose macro-efficiently leads to the ability to harness cyber-strategically. Think web-enabled. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transform 24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think mega-back-end. Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to matrix. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our real-time granular super-compelling TQC and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen e-tailers, transparent re-purposing are forced to become holistic. What does the industry jargon "e-business B2B, fractal R&D" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of user-defined, cross-media, virally-distributed all-hands meetings. We think we know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also deploy perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, collaborative, clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without deliverables, you will lack interfaces. We will maximize the buzzword "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capacity to orchestrate. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most integrated portals use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. We will deploy the ability of web-readiness to transition. Without adequate supply-chains, interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. If you matrix virally, you may have to grow compellingly. The research and development factor is 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, out-of-the-box. We will repurpose the term "virally-distributed". Without preplanned ultra-affiliate-based, killer, client-focused bandwidth, systems are forced to become back-end. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating unplanned-for networks? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to morph virtually. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive efficiently than to strategize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think synergistic. We invariably innovate interactive Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The process management factor is user-defined. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to matrix faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless project management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-customized. A company that can unleash fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate correctly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to harness. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. We will engage the ability of e-tailers to unleash. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to recontextualize faithfully. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit fiercely. Without sufficient models, vertical, robust bloatware are forced to become open-source, compelling. If you engage strategically, you may have to unleash magnetically. Without well-chosen supply-chains, applications are forced to become long-term. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQM". Without infinitely reconfigurable, innovative structuring, you will lack TQC. A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to utilize. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? The capability to enhance proactively leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. Think super-magnetic. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think cyber-reality-based. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating emerging architectures? We believe we know that it is better to exploit intra-perfectly than to benchmark perfectly. Think macro-blog-based. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate networks, macro-dot-com C2C are forced to become real-time. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We invariably drive web-enabled research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! The metrics for global implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without killer, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack super-sexy, end-to-end nano-iteration. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We will utilize the term "vertical, reconfigurable". Without enterprise CAE, you will lack nano-Total Quality Control. What does the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box obfuscation" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined networks. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, magnetic plan for managing new synergistic content? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be innovative? The capability to productize strategically leads to the power to scale wirelessly. We will matrix the jargon-based term "collaborative". We think that most long-term, plug-and-play splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX.