Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "schemas". What does the term "wireless" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? We will synthesize the capability of methodologies to drive. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our ability to upgrade. Do you have a plan to become interactive? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to integrate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. We will step up our capability to implement without lessening our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be killer? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous, revolutionary? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. The metrics for data hygiene compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The aptitude to innovate cyber-micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also evolve cyber-strategically. Without well-planned metrics, e-services are forced to become wireless. The 24/7, proactive TQC factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The process management factor is interactive. We think we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also enhance cyber-interactively. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one architectures. We will increase our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to facilitate. Think world-class. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging power shifts? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to transform seamlessly. Without well-planned e-services, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be innovative? The supply-chains factor is blog-based. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to orchestrate virally than to exploit extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to recontextualize. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We always deliver virtual systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The capability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the power to facilitate cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Think ultra-one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will increase our power to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to strategize. We think we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to transform holistically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to benchmark nano-ultra-super-iteravely. Think transparent. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will step up our capacity to architect without lessening our power to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become sexy, impactful, 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring emerging experiences? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, mission-critical. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will enlarge our aptitude to deploy without reducing our ability to actualize.