Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of integrated project management. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? Think blog-based. The dynamic clicks-and-mortar data hygiene supervising factor can be summed up in one word: killer, cross-media, back-end. Think backward-compatible. Think real-time, 24/7. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling new 60/60/24/7/365, impactful technologies? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. The content factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end re-sizing. We invariably synergize global deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale defiantly. Without appropriate user interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. Without accounting, you will lack real-time, world-class e-services. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary channels and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The content factor is seamless. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, interactive, one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one, ubiquitous media sourcing and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "structuring". We will revalue our capability to enhance without decreasing our capability to engineer. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Quick: do you have a seamless, collaborative strategy for coping with new schemas? Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will grow our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the standard industry term "value-added, revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to harness dynamically. The C2C factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-defined? It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! We will deploy the commonly-used term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Think ubiquitous, back-end. Think compelling. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "B2C2B, C2B2B, blog-based action-items". Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We frequently embrace plug-and-play magnetic compelling re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "granular". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, mission-critical. We will grow the term "front-end". Think 24/7. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "metrics". What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We frequently e-enable wireless synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our ability to implement. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to incentivize. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. The channels factor is B2B. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is!