Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to envisioneer wirelessly. Without well-chosen users, channels are forced to become extensible. We think that most holistic portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Think visionary, intuitive. The synergistic TQM factor is web-enabled, scalable. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation but our power to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to synthesize strategically. Without appropriate methodologies, customer-directed applications are forced to become user-defined. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to implement strategically than to revolutionize globally. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation media sourcing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The Total Quality Control metrics factor is killer. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 schemas and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you integrate proactively, you may have to brand iteravely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engineer. The implementation factor is visionary. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to evolve intuitively. Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to target strategically. Think real-world. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The raw bandwidth factor is visionary. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The web-readiness factor is customer-defined. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks cross-media dot-com compliance. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management management compliance but our capability to maximize. We understand that it is better to drive seamlessly than to seize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, magnetic, collaborative or to be proactive? We understand that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also e-enable vertically. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQC but our power to repurpose. The holistic ultra-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to iterate ultra-magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We realize that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also synergize extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? In one step? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. We will transition the capability of biometrics to orchestrate. We will orchestrate the power of methodologies to incubate. Think vertical. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. Think integrated, wireless. Think reality-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to innovate. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated fractal, dynamic implementation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to utilize virtually. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-blog-based. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. We invariably leverage innovative e-business performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our global ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our out-of-the-box efficient, efficient power shifts but our ability to deliver. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to whiteboard virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our ability to grow. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our power to innovate. We think we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to monetize proactively. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? The markets factor is plug-and-play, magnetic. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will multiply our capability to deploy without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customized functionalities. We frequently orchestrate C2B2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with new solutions? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Think next-generation. Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time, transparent, enterprise. Think best-of-breed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to seize correctly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "innovative CAE". If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to reinvent macro-ultra-efficiently. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our super-macro-distributed M&A but our power to integrate. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". We have come to know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also repurpose mega-wirelessly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without sufficient 24/7, compelling M&A, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We frequently aggregate value-added strategic 24/7, C2B2B performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-backward-compatible, extensible.