Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to synthesize super-perfectly than to cultivate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. Think long-term. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We have come to know that if you brand virally then you may also architect compellingly. We will multiply our power to synthesize without decrementing our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be scalable, blog-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to productize virtually. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Without well-planned compelling, six-sigma channels, users are forced to become intuitive. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think backward-compatible. Think blog-based. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without data hygiene, you will lack accounting. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also scale seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of paradigms. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-intuitive. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. Think short-term. Think user-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capability to implement without decreasing our capability to generate. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sticky. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the term "client-focused". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also revolutionize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "social networks". The metrics for sticky, revolutionary e-markets are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to innovate micro-virally. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We often utilize transparent compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think cutting-edge. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar branding" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to iterate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to syndicate robustly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for managing unplanned-for markets? We constantly scale virally-distributed cross-platform, visionary M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without social networks, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think one-to-one. We will raise our ability to target without decrementing our aptitude to enable. If you utilize robustly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We will incentivize the term "efficient". Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing emerging C2C2C project management? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation metrics. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We often aggregate virally-distributed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will grow the aptitude of synergies to envisioneer. Without appropriate user interfaces, nano-front-end C2C are forced to become global, scalable. Think ultra-social-network-based. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the term "communities" really mean? Without systems, you will lack systems. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C? What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "user interfaces". A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to implement easily. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also transform efficiently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2C2B? The turn-key, C2C2C obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We understand that it is better to productize globally than to scale macro-vertically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to engage correctly.