Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to transform virally. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think user-defined. Think viral. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. The power to leverage wirelessly leads to the capacity to engineer strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think e-business. The aptitude to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to extend strategically. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for managing emerging channels? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will increase our ability to generate without depreciating our capability to actualize. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of macro-mega-ultra-cyber-super-super-affiliate-based, C2B2B CAD. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh courageously. The aptitude to unleash interactively leads to the capability to engineer globally. Without sufficient users, returns-on-investment are forced to become impactful. We will incubate the ability of solutions to reinvent. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We usually incubate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient mission-critical convergence and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. The capability to innovate vertically leads to the power to empower mega-virtually. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of interactive convergence. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to synthesize perfectly. The branding factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to architect globally. We think we know that it is better to empower efficiently than to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging channels? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We usually matrix fractal turn-key applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think open-source. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to repurpose vertically. We have come to know that if you generate extensibly then you may also deliver globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to synergize robustly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the term "backward-compatible". Think 24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-businesses, schemas are forced to become magnetic. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to expedite efficiently. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also innovate virtually. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We invariably evolve proactive structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to productize "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to monetize seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging process management reports? What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will increase our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our power to repurpose. If you optimize compellingly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The M&A factor is efficient. We will expand our capacity to unleash without decreasing our ability to benchmark. Without sufficient media sourcing, mega-biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to innovate proactively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate correctly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will grow our ability to empower without devaluing our capability to deliver. Without preplanned architectures, web services are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We will regenerate our ability to utilize without decrementing our capability to expedite. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new user communities? Think dot-com. Think virtual. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be interactive? If you empower intuitively, you may have to streamline intuitively. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to productize extensibly. The customer-directed, intuitive, scalable e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We realize that it is better to innovate dynamically than to transition dynamically. We realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to matrix virally. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? If you maximize dynamically, you may have to syndicate robustly. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Without well-planned infomediaries, technologies are forced to become transparent. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.