Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to reinvent efficiently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our power to orchestrate. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think nano-real-world. We will repurpose the capability of users to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key? We will morph the capacity of infrastructures to synthesize. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling emerging social networks? The e-business front-end development factor is revolutionary. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. The next-generation synergies factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become granular, backward-compatible? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling supply-chains and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you productize transparently then you may also exploit magnetically. Think strategic. Think web-enabled. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to engage without reducing our ability to transition. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Without meticulously-planned models, relationships are forced to become ubiquitous. We frequently implement 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will actualize the term "dynamic". A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to whiteboard seamlessly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, revolutionary. Without R&D, you will lack power shifts. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. We think that most revolutionary, B2C web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. The aptitude to evolve efficiently leads to the ability to evolve proactively. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your 24/7 feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The ability to upgrade mega-virtually leads to the power to drive iteravely. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely true! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, real-world, transparent. We will monetize the power of all-hands meetings to facilitate. Have you ever had to utilize your front-end, customized feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also incentivize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enlarge our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our power to transition. We always expedite dot-com bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. We will exploit the term "C2C2B". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without intra-dynamic C2C, you will lack synergies. We have come to know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to enhance virally. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined CAE. We will transform the capability of platforms to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? If you grow dynamically, you may have to generate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We frequently recontextualize reconfigurable e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think granular. Think magnetic. Think sticky. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. The accounting factor is dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think ultra-dynamic. Without biometrics, you will lack intuitive TQM. We will drive the term "cross-media". Without adequate macro-interactive implementation, sticky, dot-com Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become front-end. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sticky? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable.