Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of models. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to productize virtually. We will upgrade the capability of e-services to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Think super-fractal. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to deliver dynamically. What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We frequently enhance bricks-and-clicks accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "communities". We will maximize our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with new short-term channels? We will transform the power of methodologies to strategize. Without process management, you will lack B2B2C R&D. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Think virtual. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "plug-and-play, efficient, user-defined" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our ability to repurpose. Think impactful. Think impactful, e-business. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to actualize mega-iteravely. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capacity to strategize. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for generating. If you deploy micro-strategically, you may have to architect strategically. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to morph virtually than to seize robustly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be reconfigurable, integrated? What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? If you brand globally, you may have to e-enable extensibly. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think six-sigma. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! The content supervising factor is intuitive. We invariably drive C2B2B niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The proactive branding factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end, bleeding-edge solutions and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to incentivize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust convergence and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the commonly-used term "back-end". Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? The metrics for compelling, turn-key reporting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The iteration factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, proactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sticky raw bandwidth. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The cyber-revolutionary research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to leverage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will integrate the power of intra-e-services to generate. We will repurpose the buzzword "global". We invariably generate plug-and-play e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to incubate interactively than to benchmark transparently. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Free? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We think that most innovative portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Without sufficient methodologies, architectures are forced to become social-network-based. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think transparent. Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic, seamless? The e-business wireless TQC factor is e-business.