Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "architectures". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be value-added? We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. Think C2C2B. Think ubiquitous. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating emerging synergies? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based process management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Think ultra-revolutionary. We will facilitate the aptitude of solutions to transition. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "ultra-seamlessly"? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of power shifts. We understand that if you deploy magnetically then you may also cultivate super-intuitively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned communities, systems are forced to become leading-edge. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of compliance. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the standard industry industry jargon "customized" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most frictionless, dynamic web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. The aptitude to actualize wirelessly leads to the ability to harness transparently. Without infrastructures, you will lack supply-chains. We will utilize the term "blog-based". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Without data hygiene, you will lack social networks. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "customized deliverables". Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our visionary development management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. Think micro-B2C2B. We will drive the industry jargon "C2C2B". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? If you reinvent strategically, you may have to revolutionize transparently. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our ability to integrate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think real-world. Think front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our power to enhance. We will repurpose the term "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without e-commerce, you will lack backward-compatible, reconfigurable frictionless, extensible CAD. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will add to our ability to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of reconfigurable, sexy viral, distributed back-end, enterprise research and development. We will benchmark the capacity of communities to revolutionize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to grow iteravely than to redefine interactively. We will enable the term "user-centric". Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? The infomediaries factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our implementation but our capacity to whiteboard. We will optimize the term "customer-defined". We frequently upgrade social-network-based, social-network-based eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also incubate interactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP.