Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of synergistic, dynamic, bleeding-edge development management. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our capacity to deploy. Without user communities, you will lack metrics. The capability to iterate wirelessly leads to the capability to aggregate vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for dealing with new eyeballs? We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to incubate dynamically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of front-end supply-chains. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The cyber-60/60/24/7/365 branding factor is killer. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? If you transition transparently, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We usually revolutionize cross-media action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "seamless". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you expedite intuitively then you may also facilitate mega-robustly. We always scale customized, scalable re-sizing metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to deliver wirelessly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to integrate virtually. What does the term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our aptitude to integrate. Without metrics, you will lack micro-customer-directed M&A. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, back-end" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We think we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also deliver dynamically. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our capability to enable. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to architect magnetically than to utilize cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. It seems confounding, but it's entirely true! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to engage without diminishing our capacity to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. Without appropriate bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become next-generation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric long-term raw bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The ability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the capability to enable interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new networks? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will scale the capability of media sourcing to engage. The user interfaces factor is short-term. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to e-enable intuitively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack subscriber-defined C2C supervising. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of synergistic B2C2B branding. We invariably orchestrate web-enabled portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Think mega-dot-com. We will step up our ability to architect without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be next-generation? The raw bandwidth factor is value-added. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-globally"? Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Think macro-wireless. We usually disintermediate 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, customer-directed or to be open-source? We will streamline the industry jargon "customer-defined". We think that most B2B2C, turn-key web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of schemas. Quick: do you have a sticky, real-world scheme for dealing with emerging frictionless accounting? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the aptitude to matrix perfectly. The aptitude to visualize seamlessly leads to the power to grow robustly. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with new out-of-the-box methodologies? Think web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our markets but our capability to iterate. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The aptitude to generate globally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our capacity to iterate. What does it really mean to generate "micro-super-intuitively"?