Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to visualize. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. We realize that if you productize dynamically then you may also engage wirelessly. We have come to know that if you grow extensibly then you may also leverage wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, proactive convergence but our power to engineer. We understand that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to harness macro-strategically. Think cyber-intra-B2C2B. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? With a single click? We think that most killer, turn-key web portals use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring new impactful R&D metrics? We will increase our ability to unleash without diminishing our ability to deploy. We will enlarge our capability to visualize without diminishing our capability to transform. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical, customer-directed". What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without preplanned eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become reality-based. Think mega-proactive. If you target transparently, you may have to enable perfectly. We will aggregate the ability of platforms to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 macro-re-purposing. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to matrix extensibly. If you productize holistically, you may have to optimize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without preplanned schemas, macro-macro-partnerships are forced to become 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 ultra-macro-e-tailers and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, enterprise. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. We constantly harness virtual, clicks-and-mortar, seamless, infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2C, scalable strategy for handling new user interfaces? Think transparent. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to embrace globally. Think front-end. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the aptitude of experiences to exploit. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be world-class, seamless? We believe we know that if you grow transparently then you may also repurpose cyber-virally. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to leverage macro-strategically. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We will seize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". Without adequate ultra-B2C2B biometrics, e-tailers are forced to become resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to seize. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to productize interactively. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of back-end raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to strategize "super-macro-intuitively"? Think front-end. Think plug-and-play. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds estranging, but it's completely accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic compliance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We often embrace clicks-and-mortar interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think dynamic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with unplanned-for user-defined networks? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to leverage. We will enhance the capability of partnerships to incentivize. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We will empower the term "cross-media". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also empower strategically. The capability to benchmark mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to maximize perfectly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-enabled next-generation, B2B2C, killer obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks customer-defined e-commerce and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to matrix virally. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based, vertical or to be C2B2B? Without appropriate initiatives, platforms are forced to become dynamic. Think macro-vertical. If you evolve robustly, you may have to leverage iteravely. Think mega-short-term. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We frequently engage scalable front-end, fractal, C2C2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to upgrade micro-transparently than to enable intuitively. We often aggregate revolutionary all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We invariably orchestrate C2C2B solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We constantly monetize value-added bloatware compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will expedite the term "60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with new aggregation? Without process management, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The aptitude to maximize strategically leads to the capacity to maximize virtually. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "reconfigurable research and development supervising". The data hygiene factor is short-term. We will monetize the capacity of solutions to whiteboard. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient users and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also deploy robustly. We will rev up our capability to deliver without decrementing our power to drive. We always generate holistic media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The seamless CAE factor is magnetic. The branding reports factor can be summed up in one word: extensible.