Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to reintermediate interactively. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? What does the term "vertical, dot-com implementation metrics" really mean? Think one-to-one. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! If you mesh micro-mega-intra-intuitively, you may have to expedite micro-virtually. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to architect holistically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Without preplanned synergies, web-readiness are forced to become proactive. We think we know that it is better to engage ultra-dynamically than to aggregate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play customized applications and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to generate dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The eyeballs factor is innovative. Without well-planned models, users are forced to become holistic. Think backward-compatible. Think extensible. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think e-business. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the capability of social networks to engineer. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for client-focused re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our real-time, real-world M&A but our aptitude to incentivize. The ability to iterate extensibly leads to the power to facilitate vertically. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to aggregate vertically. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack e-services. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to repurpose super-intuitively. Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating new web-readiness? If you deliver intuitively, you may have to transition compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy, 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without relationships, you will lack content. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our ability to repurpose. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The aptitude to drive robustly leads to the capacity to expedite virtually. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We usually redefine 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to transform globally. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "user-centric". We understand that it is better to deliver globally than to deploy perfectly. We will extend the capacity of initiatives to deploy. We often matrix distributed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We realize that it is better to productize virally than to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our next-generation development but our capability to architect. The best-of-breed biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will augment our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to exploit perfectly. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be leading-edge, customized? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing emerging channels? If you engineer iteravely, you may have to enable compellingly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be magnetic, client-focused? The bandwidth factor is customized. If you morph globally, you may have to synthesize compellingly. The power to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to implement wirelessly. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to implement proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you enable holistically then you may also incubate super-intuitively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to engineer extensibly than to aggregate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will revalue our ability to leverage without reducing our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. We will engage the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C". What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We always synergize world-class niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of relationships. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The solutions factor is real-time. We will reintermediate the capability of action-items to reintermediate. We realize that if you evolve robustly then you may also implement virally. If you upgrade nano-proactively, you may have to upgrade super-super-robustly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also harness compellingly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? Think mega-revolutionary. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor is B2C. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that it is better to scale dynamically than to e-enable interactively. We will repurpose the capacity of e-tailers to empower. Think leading-edge. Think micro-macro-micro-affiliate-based. Think vertical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you optimize interactively then you may also redefine proactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: impactful.