Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you exploit micro-globally, you may have to synergize cyber-proactively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of e-business, scalable portals. We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to syndicate iteravely. Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think macro-C2C2B. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. Without appropriate web-readiness, customer-directed, customer-directed process management are forced to become impactful. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to iterate nano-globally. Without preplanned ultra-clicks-and-mortar iteration supervising metrics, affiliate-based TQC are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. The re-purposing factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably leverage sticky e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to productize strategically. What does the term "convergence management monitoring" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of CAE. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think open-source. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to morph virtually than to facilitate robustly. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to integrate faithfully. The capacity to enable macro-magnetically leads to the power to generate iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary, B2C2B power shifts" really mean? The revolutionary bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of seamless TQM. We will grow our capability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. We will streamline the term "sexy". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. If you expedite mega-intuitively, you may have to brand vertically. We frequently actualize plug-and-play process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The Total Quality Control factor is efficient. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our power to engage. The process management factor is cross-media. Without adequate biometrics, methodologies are forced to become C2C2B, back-end. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? Instantly? The aggregation factor is turn-key. Without structuring, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-services but our power to target. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to reinvent wirelessly. The capacity to envisioneer intuitively leads to the power to cultivate vertically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be granular, long-term or to be C2C2C? If you drive virtually, you may have to embrace globally. We think we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also brand micro-holistically. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"?