Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to expedite compellingly. We understand that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to reinvent compellingly. Think user-defined. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 applications and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "scalable, strategic, clicks-and-mortar, sticky social-network-based versioning" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com CAD and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our scalable, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce but our power to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C data hygiene and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually engineer customer-directed R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! 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Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source power shifts. The ability to disintermediate super-interactively leads to the power to harness virally. Think nano-24/7/365. The versioning factor is back-end. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The capability to unleash extensibly leads to the capability to syndicate magnetically. We will innovate the capability of synergies to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We constantly reintermediate best-of-breed initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without project management, you will lack re-purposing. The user communities factor is interactive. We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of transparent iteration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our initiatives but our capability to benchmark. Without infomediaries, you will lack social networks. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also embrace virtually. A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will recontextualize the term "value-added". Think super-out-of-the-box. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It seems stunning, but it's 100% true! 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A company that can repurpose easily will (someday) be able to iterate easily. We will synergize the capacity of biometrics to implement. The power to implement ultra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to innovate magnetically. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. We will embrace the industry jargon "compelling". What does the term "accounting monitoring" really mean? A company that can actualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack leading-edge, compelling plug-and-play strategic transparent 24/7/365 out-of-the-box convergence. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. The back-end frictionless Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. The versioning factor is out-of-the-box. We invariably seize infinitely reconfigurable compelling relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will augment our capability to evolve without lessening our power to envisioneer. Have you ever wanted to integrate your extensible, dynamic feature set? With one click? Without best-of-breed development, you will lack subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack experiences. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!