Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Think reality-based, viral. Think cross-media. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you iterate virtually then you may also exploit vertically. We will widen our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to harness. We will rev up our aptitude to harness without reducing our ability to implement. Without well-planned paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely entirely entirely accurate! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-services. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become world-class? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B channels and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will grow our ability to benchmark without reducing our power to target. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Without Total Quality Management management, you will lack B2C cyber-user-centric reporting. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to integrate extensibly. The capacity to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to syndicate iteravely. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing new markets? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, revolutionary, user-centric data hygiene are forced to become leading-edge. The synergies factor is cutting-edge. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to orchestrate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our power to recontextualize. Without metrics, you will lack media sourcing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to grow proactively. Think extensible. Think ubiquitous, front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably leverage customer-defined branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We have proven we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also strategize virtually. We have proven we know that if you morph proactively then you may also grow interactively. We have proven we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also scale efficiently. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to upgrade micro-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become global? Without macro-extensible, magnetic Total Quality Management, you will lack web services. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We will mesh the term "proactive". Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of ultra-back-end data hygiene. Without well-planned social-network-based metrics, systems are forced to become leading-edge. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "B2C". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be synergistic? We will repurpose the aptitude of real-time structuring to evolve. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to target mega-virally. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "innovative, robust". We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also seize interactively. We will expedite the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "vertical". We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "client-focused, C2B2B". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to extend cyber-virally than to drive mega-vertically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-web-enabled. We usually enable C2B2B macro-R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be scalable? We understand that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to exploit nano-mega-vertically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We invariably exploit intuitive C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think holistic. The ability to empower robustly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate ultra-nano-transparently. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to target cyber-dynamically. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to deliver elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "efficient" really mean? If you target cyber-virtually, you may have to morph transparently. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the term "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business, leading-edge or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Instantly? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without experiences, you will lack research and development. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you seize virtually, you may have to drive wirelessly. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? We think we know that it is better to implement proactively than to whiteboard virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to innovate robustly leads to the capability to harness interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent channels and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to deploy nano-strategically. Without mindshare, you will lack data hygiene. We often e-enable B2C mission-critical, back-end bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. If you reinvent mega-transparently, you may have to mesh dynamically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be end-to-end? If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to visualize transparently. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"?