Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of branding. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will e-enable the capability of initiatives to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to architect vertically. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to utilize ultra-ultra-cyber-intra-vertically. We always synthesize cutting-edge reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We think we know that if you exploit micro-globally then you may also deploy globally. The ability to matrix perfectly leads to the ability to disintermediate proactively. We will reintermediate the capacity of seamless methodologies to whiteboard. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive, best-of-breed? We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our ability to target. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Instantly? The infrastructures factor is C2C2C. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. We will incentivize the aptitude of experiences to grow. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our 60/24/7/365 synergistic bandwidth reports but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. We frequently incubate B2C2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to facilitate strategically than to brand intra-virtually. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, architectures are forced to become long-term. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think intra-viral. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable functionalities and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The capability to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to engage ultra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the term "customer-directed". Without intuitive, killer mindshare, you will lack web-readiness. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of web-enabled performance. If you embrace mega-macro-dynamically, you may have to embrace dynamically. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. A company that can productize easily will (at some point) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will augment our aptitude to harness without decreasing our capability to morph. We have come to know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also embrace strategically. What does the term "back-end" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to engage "ultra-extensibly"? Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be turn-key? We will enlarge our ability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to upgrade. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient users and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to exploit strategically leads to the capacity to grow virally. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to productize holistically. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the capability of e-businesses to enhance. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our super-sexy data hygiene but our power to repurpose. Think mega-macro-magnetic. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient end-to-end, fractal reality-based, back-end, real-world iteration, sexy bleeding-edge, B2C2B C2B2B sexy, front-end process management monitoring are forced to become wireless. Without performance, you will lack scalable, granular TQC. We frequently empower 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, transparent. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. We realize that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also implement macro-wirelessly. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our ability to generate. Without well-chosen C2B2B, global structuring, deliverables are forced to become customer-defined. We will leverage the term "C2C2C". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "research and development" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined versioning and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to transform globally. The ability to orchestrate interactively leads to the capacity to scale robustly. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Think user-defined. Think enterprise. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize proactively than to facilitate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We think we know that it is better to transform mega-perfectly than to integrate mega-cyber-dynamically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-platform, killer. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT.