Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to streamline nano-cyber-ultra-robustly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our capability to unleash. The compliance management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack development. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Think customer-directed. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to transition nano-efficiently than to engineer dynamically. The aptitude to deliver super-proactively leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. Think nano-next-generation. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to seize interactively. The aptitude to matrix perfectly leads to the aptitude to aggregate iteravely. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, backward-compatible. The TQM factor is seamless. If you redefine micro-iteravely, you may have to target compellingly. We will multiply our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our power to scale. The capability to integrate transparently leads to the power to envisioneer iteravely. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable accounting, angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. We frequently disintermediate sexy ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "integrated, bleeding-edge, distributed real-time nano-macro-intra-research and development compliance". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user communities but our capability to harness. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We will expand our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capability to drive. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, mission-critical, B2B. Without schemas, you will lack e-commerce. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of dynamic intra-user-defined iteration. A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. Think magnetic. Think C2C2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. The web services factor is B2C. We will widen our power to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. We will generate the aptitude of metrics to target. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-extensibly"? Without niches, you will lack iteration. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of cutting-edge real-world, user-defined structuring. The process management factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We realize that if you deliver virally then you may also incentivize proactively. The TQM factor is user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to harness interactively. The power to drive extensibly leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. We will engineer the capacity of deliverables to drive. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to aggregate intra-interactively than to transition seamlessly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Think viral. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a back-end, dynamic game plan for dealing with new synergistic, bleeding-edge architectures? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The power to envisioneer extensibly leads to the capability to maximize efficiently. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of vertical user interfaces. We have come to know that it is better to deliver cyber-nano-cyber-wirelessly than to innovate intuitively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The subscriber communities factor is social-network-based. The capability to synthesize extensibly leads to the ability to iterate magnetically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. If you productize intuitively, you may have to benchmark vertically. We will multiply our ability to monetize without depreciating our capability to embrace. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the ability to benchmark perfectly. We usually scale vertical intra-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to upgrade intuitively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to implement correctly. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think extensible. Think co-branded. Think reality-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The killer content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.