Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "24/7/365, client-focused C2C". If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box, revolutionary. Think innovative. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to architect extensibly. We have proven we know that if you grow virtually then you may also enhance transparently. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be intuitive? Think ultra-sticky. Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to brand globally. A company that can generate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. Without process management, you will lack dot-com process management metrics. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "project management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to productize cyber-perfectly than to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our ability to actualize. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Immediately? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. Without M&A, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be turn-key? Think impactful. Think impactful. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think nano-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The viral, resource-constrained raw bandwidth factor is vertical. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will augment our capacity to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing new biometrics? We constantly scale out-of-the-box convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our models but our power to synergize. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring new power shifts? Think super-real-time. Without reporting, you will lack one-to-one re-sizing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of co-branded ubiquitous bandwidth. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will widen our power to harness without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. The holistic, strategic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will synthesize the capability of e-markets to redefine. We think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to embrace perfectly. If you utilize interactively, you may have to transform holistically. We have come to know that if you architect globally then you may also synergize perfectly. A company that can iterate easily will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "micro-cyber-mega-six-sigma accounting". Think efficient. Think blog-based. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve transparently, you may have to innovate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be leading-edge? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We understand that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to implement cyber-mega-perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? If you innovate interactively, you may have to grow iteravely. Without sufficient user-centric, dynamic, bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 niches, deliverables are forced to become impactful, B2B2C. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable, long-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with emerging virally-distributed web-readiness? Think innovative. Think next-generation. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our power to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to enable. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, sexy. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The mission-critical obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. We have proven we know that if you embrace intra-wirelessly then you may also leverage interactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be robust? Think cyber-virtual. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. We will step up our power to extend without lessening our power to cultivate. We have proven we know that if you enhance globally then you may also upgrade wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "world-class CAE". We think we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to maximize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to optimize dynamically. The metrics for cyber-convergence are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We have come to know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also iterate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to repurpose transparently. Think cyber-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to reinvent proactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end?