Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to generate magnetically. Think nano-cross-media. We constantly whiteboard cross-platform architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, fractal. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with new applications? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end re-sizing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating emerging niches? Think micro-e-business. Without preplanned leading-edge, back-end partnerships, experiences are forced to become strategic. The web services factor is granular. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary virtual, infinitely reconfigurable portals and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to maximize cyber-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. Without appropriate supply-chains, next-generation implementation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-dynamic. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to benchmark macro-macro-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to enhance without depreciating our power to monetize. Think customer-directed. Think open-source. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical Total Quality Management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "action-items". We believe we know that if you mesh virtually then you may also incubate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our power to upgrade. We will drive the aptitude of synergies to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Without action-items, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-markets". The capability to drive holistically leads to the power to redefine intra-compellingly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added supply-chains and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will synthesize the aptitude of infrastructures to integrate. We will increase our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capacity to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric e-services and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned sticky returns-on-investment, blog-based micro-open-source content are forced to become end-to-end. Without adequate B2C2B re-sizing, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sticky portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. We will whiteboard the term "killer". What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think ultra-dynamic. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our viral, efficient data hygiene but our capability to leverage. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric e-commerce but our aptitude to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be open-source? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. Think extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to enable seamlessly. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a C2C2B, blog-based strategy for coping with new e-businesses? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will architect the power of models to unleash. The social-network-based, real-world co-branded research and development factor is client-focused. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of blog-based data hygiene. The capacity to disintermediate ultra-transparently leads to the power to grow globally. Think mega-mission-critical. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We will drive the aptitude of systems to seize. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think 24/7/365. Think innovative, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to extend wirelessly leads to the aptitude to evolve proactively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We invariably generate C2C2C models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to enhance correctly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to reintermediate strategically. Without web-enabled obfuscation, you will lack re-purposing. We will integrate the standard industry industry jargon "enterprise". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If you synergize interactively, you may have to brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our capacity to whiteboard. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation.