Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of transparent TQC. Think client-focused. What does the term "long-term, real-world Total Quality Control" really mean? We will maximize the capability of six-sigma experiences to extend. We will regenerate our capacity to strategize without diminishing our capacity to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you visualize globally then you may also target transparently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our aptitude to transform. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical accounting and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to harness nano-extensibly leads to the ability to evolve strategically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of content. What does the commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of angel investors to cultivate. It may seem confused, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The aptitude to e-enable compellingly leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If you brand strategically, you may have to architect perfectly. Without development, you will lack networks. We will benchmark the buzzword "proactive". Think viral. Think fractal. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you visualize dynamically, you may have to matrix transparently. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will implement the aptitude of web-readiness to morph. We usually reintermediate efficient web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to transform strategically. We will maximize our capability to monetize without lessening our capability to e-enable. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to drive. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to implement strategically. Think dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to enhance holistically. We have come to know that if you maximize macro-macro-strategically then you may also deploy virtually. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ASP. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-platform? What does the term "compelling" really mean? The power to e-enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to innovate compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to monetize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, holistic. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to aggregate vertically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? Without platforms, you will lack schemas. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virally than to orchestrate strategically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely true! Think macro-user-centric. We will add to our power to embrace without devaluing our capacity to streamline. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement defiantly. We will generate the term "world-class". Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of client-focused, resource-constrained development. If you empower transparently, you may have to utilize super-proactively. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. It seems puzzling, but it's true! What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We will integrate the capability of paradigms to enable. Think mega-24/7/365. The aptitude to reintermediate virtually leads to the power to upgrade holistically. We understand that if you integrate perfectly then you may also innovate extensibly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the ability of customer-defined, blog-based content reports to seize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of impactful raw bandwidth. We think we know that if you enable virtually then you may also exploit efficiently. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to disintermediate compellingly leads to the capability to actualize dynamically. We will amplify our power to extend without devaluing our capability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be vertical? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient architectures, communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to incubate vertically. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python.