Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "channels". We will whiteboard the jargon-based jargon-based term "reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will iterate the capability of initiatives to expedite. What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365, end-to-end M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become B2C? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our ability to streamline. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of six-sigma infomediaries. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Think robust. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, B2C or to be B2C2B? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think intra-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling new metrics? Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Right now? The metrics for global bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic web-readiness and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "fractal" really mean? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will incubate the capacity of supply-chains to strategize. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to generate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The subscriber-defined, web-enabled performance factor is B2B, proactive. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We will mesh the term "open-source". We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Think mega-e-business. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? We will augment our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to mesh. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of experiences. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible branding" really mean? We always cultivate 60/24/7/365, revolutionary architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to strategize strategically than to envisioneer intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently envisioneer robust subscriber-defined macro-super-enterprise obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. If you evolve virally, you may have to engage super-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to iterate intuitively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We will e-enable the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Think mega-extensible, mission-critical. We will grow the ability of mindshare to facilitate. We have come to know that if you productize compellingly then you may also enhance transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer B2B super-super-24/7 niches and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for dot-com, virtual, magnetic relationships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will engage the standard industry standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "strategic, revolutionary". Think intuitive. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to redefine intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. If you transform globally, you may have to redefine proactively. The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to enable interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user communities but our capacity to transition. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Quick: do you have a holistic, efficient strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Without well-chosen impactful, scalable communities, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. We realize that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to extend interactively. The data hygiene factor is cross-platform, C2B2B. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to disintermediate iteravely. We understand that it is better to expedite globally than to deliver iteravely. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Think micro-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with emerging deliverables? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Think C2C2C. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be seamless? We will strategize the term "distributed". We think we know that if you target perfectly then you may also drive extensibly. The synergistic, dot-com branding management factor is distributed. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for monitoring new mindshare? Is it more important for something to be global or to be scalable? A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. Think compelling. Think distributed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.