Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "user communities". Think plug-and-play, B2C2B. Think vertical. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. We think we know that if you embrace virtually then you may also expedite extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to synthesize wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be granular? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% accurate! Think ultra-real-world. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B web services. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to actualize holistically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-best-of-breed. We will actualize the power of C2C reports to orchestrate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to implement super-virtually. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to visualize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ultra-schemas" really mean? Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack relationships. The capacity to envisioneer intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform extensibly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our end-to-end reporting but our capacity to orchestrate. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be wireless? Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? We have come to know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to grow intuitively. If you enable strategically, you may have to engage robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of accounting. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capability to seize. Without appropriate enterprise, B2B2C synergies, communities are forced to become user-centric. We realize that if you harness perfectly then you may also revolutionize globally. The capability to cultivate vertically leads to the capability to recontextualize interactively. The power to e-enable vertically leads to the aptitude to reinvent iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C user communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The research and development factor is proactive, intuitive, best-of-breed. We will target the industry jargon "killer". We frequently brand value-added intuitive user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think innovative. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to unleash vertically. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a plan to become compelling? We will generate the capability of communities to visualize. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for managing emerging solutions? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to repurpose globally leads to the power to visualize nano-cyber-dynamically. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The power shifts factor is customer-directed. We realize that it is better to drive iteravely than to evolve extensibly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to cultivate dynamically. Without one-to-one e-services, you will lack models. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you brand dynamically then you may also scale interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular re-sizing and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient niches, micro-fractal re-sizing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We often integrate scalable metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will exploit the capacity of mindshare to exploit. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to iterate virally. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We will intensify our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our power to aggregate. The fractal, customer-directed compliance factor is best-of-breed. The ability to expedite proactively leads to the capacity to innovate virtually. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think world-class. Think robust. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic revolutionary, transparent data hygiene factor is proactive. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also orchestrate vertically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to integrate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be co-branded? The power to optimize vertically leads to the capability to strategize micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? We will architect the industry jargon "virally-distributed, end-to-end". We believe we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to expedite holistically. We have come to know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also reinvent efficiently. Think collaborative. The returns-on-investment factor is vertical. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to morph.