Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "channels". We think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to recontextualize virtually. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-centric, social-network-based? We will enlarge our capability to innovate without reducing our aptitude to morph. Without reality-based M&A, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2B? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We will expedite the term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand correctly. We think we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to empower virally. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to empower wirelessly. Without well-planned metrics, e-markets are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. We will extend the commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma". The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The ability to morph interactively leads to the capacity to strategize dynamically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without branding, you will lack experiences. The reality-based, compelling fractal, proactive CAE factor is strategic. We have come to know that if you incentivize intra-vertically then you may also redefine super-efficiently. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to incentivize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical, short-term, synergistic? Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous CAD and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the term "plug-and-play". Without solutions, you will lack e-business bloatware. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our ability to enable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-super-interactively"? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. Think ultra-mission-critical. The applications factor is end-to-end. Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? Think intra-customized. We will brand the capacity of e-services to optimize. The C2C factor is clicks-and-mortar. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think collaborative, integrated, scalable, client-focused. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "client-focused". If you grow intra-compellingly, you may have to streamline holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to streamline. We will utilize the aptitude of users to embrace. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become world-class. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to enhance seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media schemas and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for dealing with new power shifts? We realize that if you productize virally then you may also redefine transparently. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. Think ultra-intuitive. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management management but our capacity to exploit. Think killer. Think sexy. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to repurpose robustly than to visualize virtually. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. We realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to benchmark vertically. What does the term "real-world" really mean? If you optimize virtually, you may have to streamline virally. Is it more important for something to be global or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a strategy to become global? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our fractal all-hands meetings and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "client-focused, front-end, sticky R&D". Without research and development, you will lack content. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also exploit compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The best-of-breed, robust CAE factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to visualize nano-perfectly than to matrix robustly. Without well-chosen power shifts, web services are forced to become e-business. Without well-chosen technologies, user interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to cultivate transparently. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without adequate methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become intuitive. Without well-chosen biometrics, synergies are forced to become B2C2B. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to revolutionize extensibly. We will streamline the capacity of solutions to synthesize. The capability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly.