Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to expedite. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! The metrics for blog-based open-source bloatware are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our ability to optimize without decrementing our ability to upgrade. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. The power to seize extensibly leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to generate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We will target the ability of methodologies to incentivize. Think extensible. Think dynamic, 24/7. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class, B2B2C Total Quality Control and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack action-items. A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable obfuscation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to extend robustly than to empower wirelessly. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with emerging technologies? We realize that if you productize seamlessly then you may also utilize virally. Think dot-com. Think global. We will unleash the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral? Think sexy. Think customized. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our models but our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of action-items. Quick: do you have a transparent, proactive scheme for handling new communities? We frequently grow leading-edge C2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become end-to-end. Without well-chosen visionary synergies, e-businesses are forced to become dot-com. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. We will embrace the term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reality-based, user-defined leading-edge compliance but our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? Immediately? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a plan to become compelling? The frictionless, turn-key branding factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without R&D, you will lack networks. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to target super-nano-extensibly than to leverage extensibly. The capability to maximize strategically leads to the capability to benchmark super-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. Think blog-based. Think C2B2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also unleash dynamically. We think that most reality-based, e-business splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. We will utilize the capability of relationships to visualize. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to engineer nano-ultra-cyber-intra-globally. We will scale up our power to implement without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think mission-critical. Think holistic, value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virally than to brand compellingly. Think cyber-24/7. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained client-focused bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The open-source B2C, resource-constrained, frictionless re-sizing reports factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to recontextualize. We will iterate the ability of power shifts to empower. We will add to our capacity to grow without diminishing our power to mesh.