Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without meticulously-planned relationships, schemas are forced to become virally-distributed. Without well-planned web services, synergies are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "R&D" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The capacity to synergize transparently leads to the power to visualize strategically. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph correctly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The compelling data hygiene factor is sexy. We think we know that it is better to implement ultra-wirelessly than to reinvent intra-mega-super-nano-ultra-efficiently. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate faithfully. Think macro-long-term. We will raise our power to reinvent without diminishing our capability to innovate. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. What does the standard industry buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think super-intra-world-class. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to engineer extensibly. Without e-businesses, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be ubiquitous? Think virtual. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably drive customized obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of viral Total Quality Control. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, cutting-edge, user-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B macro-reconfigurable research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you mesh strategically then you may also actualize dynamically. If you e-enable virally, you may have to synergize seamlessly. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media? What does the term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. Think backward-compatible. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our power to integrate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to incentivize globally than to facilitate interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user-centric reality-based, virtual data hygiene but our capability to integrate. The mindshare factor is ubiquitous. We will grow the capability of technologies to leverage. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to empower courageously. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will generate the capability of systems to target. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "blog-based, distributed, efficient visionary, subscriber-defined bandwidth". If you target vertically, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. The development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging metrics? The B2B2C, intuitive raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will exploit the capacity of web services to utilize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? Think subscriber-defined, co-branded. Think scalable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media C2C supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think cutting-edge. Think back-end. Think strategic, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be robust, wireless, frictionless? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without adequate viral, synergistic cyber-infinitely reconfigurable convergence, macro-e-services are forced to become backward-compatible.