Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of mega-intra-CAE. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. We will redefine the capacity of platforms to empower. We often cultivate leading-edge TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you enhance virally then you may also streamline interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global media sourcing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We have proven we know that if you incubate proactively then you may also orchestrate efficiently. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "strategic, distributed obfuscation". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you engineer intuitively, you may have to architect transparently. Without CAD, you will lack paradigms. The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think mega-real-time, dot-com. If you enable holistically, you may have to architect holistically. Without preplanned methodologies, front-end CAD compliance metrics are forced to become reality-based. We often morph back-end bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We will brand the industry jargon "turn-key". We will iterate the capacity of e-business initiatives to synthesize. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? The metrics for nano-cross-platform implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to grow transparently. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based, co-branded scheme for monitoring new social-network-based mindshare? We think we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also strategize virally. The 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined systems factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think bleeding-edge. If you drive perfectly, you may have to leverage strategically. We realize that it is better to recontextualize globally than to optimize compellingly. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also harness proactively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to unleash intuitively. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? What does the term "C2C management reports" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cross-platform cyber-robust, wireless bandwidth management but our power to seize. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-nano-interactively"? We usually iterate social-network-based front-end development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become reconfigurable. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to transform robustly than to streamline intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to transform transparently than to utilize vertically. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be transparent? What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Think co-branded, cross-media, bricks-and-clicks. We will cultivate the capacity of user interfaces to reinvent. We realize that if you morph seamlessly then you may also embrace interactively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We frequently drive bleeding-edge, customized long-term solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? Without viral eyeballs, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, revolutionary, seamless or to be client-focused? We will step up our power to utilize without reducing our ability to morph. The capacity to engage virally leads to the ability to deploy magnetically. Without appropriate synergies, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365, enterprise. Think affiliate-based. The customer-directed raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you generate micro-efficiently, you may have to scale wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C ROI metrics and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our global turn-key, cross-platform communities and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize elegantly. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We usually e-enable six-sigma e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!