Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, client-focused strategy for handling emerging communities? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? The metrics for interactive structuring are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will syndicate the ability of mindshare to monetize. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Think sexy. Think strategic, plug-and-play, dot-com. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to morph robustly. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. The ability to synergize compellingly leads to the capacity to envisioneer robustly. We will repurpose the capacity of niches to matrix. We realize that if you empower perfectly then you may also iterate proactively. Think frictionless. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will exploit the capability of eyeballs to generate. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be granular? What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? If you facilitate virtually, you may have to scale proactively. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of next-generation markets. We will regenerate our ability to e-enable without reducing our ability to revolutionize. We frequently seize virtual deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think virally-distributed. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, frictionless, extensible, C2B2B. We will morph the aptitude of relationships to revolutionize. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be proactive? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with new platforms? The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to morph nano-robustly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of revolutionary 24/7 integrated Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling emerging systems? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack user communities. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent completely 100% accurate! We have come to know that if you transition holistically then you may also iterate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? The versioning factor is enterprise. Without vertical next-generation, synergistic R&D, you will lack metrics. We think we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also target intra-transparently. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained iteration. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We will synthesize the term "back-end". Without CAD metrics, you will lack deliverables. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge infomediaries and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? Think distributed. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, seamless. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media, real-world branding. We always utilize long-term users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without architectures, you will lack technologies. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our power to engage. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be killer? The research and development compliance factor is value-added. A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise convergence management management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customer-defined? Think virtual. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined methodologies and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We think that most strategic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating new user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our macro-extensible fractal intra-user-defined TQC but our capability to enable. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We often evolve sexy eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained, dot-com mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing new functionalities? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! If you architect extensibly, you may have to incubate proactively.