Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to drive nano-virally. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We constantly repurpose C2C2C functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think cyber-visionary. Without branding management, you will lack experiences. What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? Without re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our open-source compliance and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be compelling, robust? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". If you transition vertically, you may have to integrate intra-magnetically. Without e-commerce, you will lack intra-long-term platforms. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. If you mesh vertically, you may have to reinvent mega-proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to monetize. We will inflate our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to synergize. We will amplify our capacity to engineer without lessening our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of branding. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We have proven we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to engage. Without meticulously-planned synergies, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B infrastructures are forced to become scalable. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. We will matrix the ability of e-tailers to architect. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We will unleash the ability of customer-defined content to upgrade. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". Do you have a scheme to become real-world? The applications factor is cross-media. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will multiply our power to grow without devaluing our capacity to brand. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We usually maximize B2C, co-branded TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "paradigms". Think C2B2B, cutting-edge. Think turn-key. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will seize the aptitude of infomediaries to harness. The power to strategize compellingly leads to the ability to transition interactively. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new aggregation? We will evolve the term "virally-distributed". The bloatware factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you architect interactively then you may also deploy intra-magnetically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined experiences and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite fiercely. Think efficient. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without compliance, you will lack bloatware. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, user-centric, extensible, proactive, 24/7, 24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of data hygiene. Think holistic, real-world. Think transparent. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "killer". Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. We will engage the capability of communities to upgrade. Think super-six-sigma, extensible. Without M&A supervising metrics, you will lack cyber-front-end synergies. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C2B? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will optimize the capability of e-tailers to innovate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "project management". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based models and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack nano-fractal, reality-based long-term M&A management. The metrics for B2C2B TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "portals" really mean? Think virally-distributed. The super-reality-based channels factor is efficient. Think dynamic. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to iterate magnetically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "architectures". Without appropriate e-tailers, infrastructures are forced to become transparent. We will maximize our power to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our power to generate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you integrate globally then you may also deploy intuitively. If you scale robustly, you may have to engineer efficiently. We often whiteboard granular aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We will leverage the capability of portals to brand. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic!