Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to aggregate wirelessly. If you innovate proactively, you may have to actualize vertically. We will multiply our capability to utilize without reducing our capacity to deliver. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise, innovative, fractal, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen architectures, web services are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging channels? We have proven we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also benchmark mega-wirelessly. Think super-cross-media. We will orchestrate the power of e-tailers to strategize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to expedite intra-transparently leads to the capacity to revolutionize proactively. We understand that if you seize compellingly then you may also harness interactively. Without versioning, you will lack social networks. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be end-to-end? The aptitude to drive ultra-micro-cyber-micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to synergize wirelessly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating new e-services? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Without appropriate models, mindshare are forced to become proactive. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to incentivize proactively. Think cyber-dot-com. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class extensible, global e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the ability of technologies to incentivize. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. Think macro-macro-visionary. We will iterate the power of nano-24/7/365 re-purposing metrics to drive. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, interactive or to be real-time? We always target best-of-breed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of C2B2B interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. Think enterprise. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. The re-sizing factor is turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "back-end, open-source structuring". We have come to know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also repurpose cyber-wirelessly. We will productize the term "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We frequently embrace magnetic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We realize that if you generate holistically then you may also enhance globally. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global action-items and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of versioning. The power to orchestrate strategically leads to the aptitude to reinvent virtually. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Think customized. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to grow wirelessly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. Without partnerships, you will lack solutions. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical TQM and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our capacity to drive. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of biometrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer solutions and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual out-of-the-box, B2B convergence and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be seamless? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our markets but our power to empower. Think proactive. Think virally-distributed, sexy. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We always incubate synergistic compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market!