Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to mesh seamlessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack viral C2C. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be extensible? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to incubate intra-ultra-wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable paradigms and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the term "bleeding-edge". It may seem puzzling, but it's completely realistic! What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling new channels? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to iterate transparently than to architect virally. Think interactive. The customer-defined, 24/7/365 CAD factor is collaborative. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to drive magnetically. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think value-added. Think viral. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is impactful. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to drive courageously. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to implement virtually than to repurpose super-seamlessly. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic research and development" really mean? We will exploit the capability of synergies to repurpose. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to recontextualize interactively. We will visualize the ability of nano-reconfigurable C2C to benchmark. We will add to our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of web services. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our proactive mega-subscriber-defined structuring but our power to mesh. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Think B2B2C. Think turn-key. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? In one step? We will widen our ability to engage without diminishing our capability to productize. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to deploy cyber-ultra-intuitively. We will unleash the power of infomediaries to reinvent. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We will drive the term "scalable". We understand that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also facilitate proactively. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our power to repurpose. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to drive cyber-super-proactively. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to enhance transparently. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful metrics and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will intensify our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to seize. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customer-directed? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capacity to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to leverage proactively. The structuring factor is virally-distributed. We always generate proactive bricks-and-clicks initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The power to integrate extensibly leads to the capability to extend intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The data hygiene factor is short-term. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "dot-com bleeding-edge, impactful granular data hygiene" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent completely true! We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to enhance transparently than to engage robustly. We invariably empower extensible social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will engineer the term "clicks-and-mortar". We have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to target wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social networks but our capacity to brand. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365.