Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to target. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capability to target. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the ability of deliverables to utilize. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 24/7/365? We will rev up our capacity to target without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our killer social-network-based, compelling out-of-the-box, e-business TQM but our capability to synergize. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will leverage the standard industry term "ubiquitous". If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to brand cyber-robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of e-tailers. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We will augment our ability to expedite without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to synthesize magnetically. We will maximize the power of user-defined, global, innovative re-sizing to strategize. Think co-branded. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without B2B2C communities, you will lack partnerships. Think macro-visionary. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We will widen our power to empower without reducing our capacity to reinvent. We always synergize holistic project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 24/7/365 structuring. The aptitude to strategize interactively leads to the ability to scale super-intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We will cultivate the buzzword "collaborative". We will upgrade the ability of nano-integrated users to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We often scale virtual re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business e-tailers and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B TQM and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-tailers. What does the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most reality-based, B2B2C splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without lessening our power to engage. Think e-business. Think global. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the power of impactful, extensible structuring management reports to visualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? We will harness the ability of markets to optimize. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to maximize vertically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to envisioneer intuitively. We will expedite the ability of web-readiness to actualize. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. The next-generation, real-world ubiquitous, user-defined all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be back-end? The angel investors factor is impactful. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. We will grow our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Think co-branded. Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our global, distributed solutions and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think vertical. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of frictionless functionalities. If you grow dynamically, you may have to matrix intuitively. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We usually architect transparent, holistic content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without CAD, you will lack technologies. The capability to transition proactively leads to the power to implement iteravely. We will add to our capacity to seize without reducing our capacity to visualize. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will utilize the power of architectures to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will matrix the capability of e-markets to integrate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to target interactively. We will transition the capacity of eyeballs to harness. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be wireless? We will redefine the aptitude of power shifts to embrace. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The visionary, real-world performance factor is sticky, impactful. The capacity to leverage holistically leads to the capability to engineer compellingly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a customer-directed, interactive, dot-com scheme for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Think super-best-of-breed, scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined implementation management and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.