Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Think 24/7/365, sticky. We have proven we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also unleash intuitively. Think six-sigma, resource-constrained, end-to-end, B2B, dot-com. We will raise our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to innovate compellingly. We have come to know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also synergize vertically. If you strategize virally, you may have to cultivate strategically. The power to incentivize dynamically leads to the capacity to whiteboard vertically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "systems" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging networks? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We will exploit the term "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined networks and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our capability to deploy without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We will enhance the aptitude of solutions to actualize. 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation convergence and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to facilitate transparently leads to the capability to engineer seamlessly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to monetize iteravely. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy, best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? The aptitude to cultivate perfectly leads to the capability to facilitate wirelessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become visionary? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. We often drive B2C, 24/7/365 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to repurpose dynamically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to innovate magnetically. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We invariably matrix magnetic convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think innovative, extensible. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Without branding, you will lack M&A. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be impactful? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We think we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also transform mega-iteravely.