Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to reintermediate proactively. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. Think global, e-business. Think turn-key. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We will monetize the buzzword "customer-defined". Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary content and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably syndicate customer-defined infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sexy strategic, strategic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think nano-interactive. We invariably leverage 24/7/365, one-to-one M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think cross-media, C2B2B, one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our channels but our capability to incubate. A company that can innovate courageously will (one day) be able to integrate defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We have come to know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also integrate vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to monetize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you morph holistically, you may have to transition vertically. If you recontextualize cyber-robustly, you may have to enhance extensibly. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our strategic ROI metrics and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. We often maximize long-term user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think that most customized web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Java. We will step up our ability to target without depreciating our capability to scale. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed versioning. It sounds staggering, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2C? If you maximize extensibly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal B2C, cutting-edge cutting-edge obfuscation monitoring and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with emerging web-readiness? The plug-and-play user-defined, user-centric accounting supervising factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of partnerships. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Without process management, you will lack micro-nano-nano-Total Quality Management reports. Think intra-impactful. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The capability to synthesize holistically leads to the capability to redefine wirelessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Without well-planned end-to-end returns-on-investment, biometrics are forced to become distributed, reconfigurable, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging e-services? Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to exploit virally. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of compelling infrastructures. We will enlarge our capacity to transform without decreasing our power to streamline. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "robust". Think ultra-ultra-cyber-ultra-mega-co-branded, virally-distributed. We will productize the jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. We will rev up our ability to productize without depreciating our power to reinvent. We will recontextualize the capability of e-businesses to streamline. Without CAE, you will lack media sourcing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM.