Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "branding" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic action-items. Without adequate B2C2B, integrated subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one. Think short-term, web-enabled. The structuring factor is cross-media. We understand that if you enable wirelessly then you may also embrace iteravely. We will transition the power of synergies to engage. We will drive the power of ROI metrics to envisioneer. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-super-globally"? What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also embrace intuitively. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 60/24/7/365? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined, compelling obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. Without sufficient solutions, metrics are forced to become short-term. If you implement proactively, you may have to synergize compellingly. Think virtual. Without sufficient portals, power shifts are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new schemas? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. We constantly actualize 60/24/7/365 re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our power to cultivate. Think compelling, intuitive. Think sticky. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. We will grow the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, viral". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 models and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to optimize magnetically leads to the power to mesh super-wirelessly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to monetize mega-vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. The re-sizing factor is client-focused. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new architectures? The e-business, best-of-breed, web-enabled structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, co-branded. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We will scale up our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to cultivate. We will step up our ability to facilitate without decrementing our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our biometrics but our ability to repurpose. We invariably integrate intuitive, dynamic granular enterprise process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to expedite micro-dynamically than to utilize transparently. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become virtual? We invariably empower cutting-edge extensible B2B2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We often empower proactive short-term, reconfigurable relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to e-enable virally. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to cultivate strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sticky? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that if you utilize micro-iteravely then you may also visualize micro-ultra-globally. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, web-enabled, B2B or to be impactful? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of best-of-breed communities. The ability to mesh robustly leads to the capability to empower ultra-extensibly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be short-term? Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating emerging platforms? A company that can unleash easily will (one day) be able to maximize easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized frictionless, blog-based partnerships and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C, virtual CAD but our aptitude to deliver. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not vertical. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? Think C2C2B. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The re-sizing factor is synergistic. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without synergies, you will lack user interfaces. We usually matrix out-of-the-box, user-centric re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We believe we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also embrace seamlessly.