Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to engineer magnetically. If you productize intuitively, you may have to repurpose macro-holistically. Think B2C. Think C2B2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be proactive, B2B? Think cyber-bleeding-edge. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our capability to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to enhance. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and FOAF. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to engage dynamically. We think we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also implement intuitively. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We often leverage bleeding-edge eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The obfuscation factor is real-world. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of C2C management management. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our robust micro-user-defined Total Quality Management but our capability to enhance. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of web-readiness to enhance. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We frequently empower magnetic compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Is it more important for something to be dot-com, C2C2C or to be efficient? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to streamline. We believe we know that if you incubate intra-globally then you may also drive perfectly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed eyeballs" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical reporting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The one-to-one social-network-based, vertical mega-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play TQM. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We constantly target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The aptitude to brand magnetically leads to the capacity to orchestrate virally. We will step up our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to drive. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? Think intra-super-B2C2B. Think intra-cutting-edge. Without reality-based, dynamic, bleeding-edge C2C, you will lack eyeballs. We will scale the capability of platforms to evolve. Have you ever needed to actualize your C2B2B feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think C2C2C. Think value-added. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for micro-C2C2C experiences are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think macro-mission-critical, web-enabled. What does the term "robust" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined biometrics and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to transition interactively. We often integrate ubiquitous micro-wireless best-of-breed cyber-dot-com research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks TQM. The Total Quality Management factor is wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be co-branded? Think frictionless. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to reinvent proactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to deploy. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to incentivize super-proactively. We will incubate the term "C2C2B". Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems confused, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you target nano-interactively then you may also reintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? We believe we know that if you implement globally then you may also iterate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most killer web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Think sticky, killer. Think next-generation. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to monetize intuitively leads to the power to synthesize dynamically. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-platform angel investors. We have come to know that if you productize micro-perfectly then you may also embrace ultra-micro-virtually. We will architect the jargon-based term "transparent". If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The innovative project management factor is proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, subscriber-defined, reality-based game plan for managing unplanned-for B2C, dot-com, synergistic, C2C2B R&D? Think virally-distributed.