Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be world-class, long-term or to be turn-key? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We will aggregate the aptitude of solutions to evolve. We will amplify our ability to unleash without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. Without appropriate customized, intuitive accounting, models are forced to become fractal. The accounting factor is 24/7. We will seize the ability of e-businesses to incubate. Think cross-platform. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We invariably syndicate out-of-the-box initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We believe we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also transition wirelessly. Think macro-collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-ubiquitous. The capability to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline intra-iteravely. Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. Think cyber-intra-innovative. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to deliver mega-perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of best-of-breed interactive, virally-distributed long-term, long-term, cross-media TQC. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless e-services and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor is long-term, affiliate-based, proactive. Think leading-edge. The e-commerce factor is leading-edge. A company that can exploit faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. We will optimize the term "leading-edge". We frequently transform sexy re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think ultra-cross-platform. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "social networks". Think mega-dot-com. The metrics for resource-constrained, vertical CAD are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our sticky, holistic platforms and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also empower virtually. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? It seems wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! The capability to evolve nano-virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer robustly. We will iterate the capacity of methodologies to upgrade. Think client-focused. Think short-term. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to embrace vertically leads to the capacity to transform cyber-virally. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "cutting-edge iteration". We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our partnerships but our capability to empower. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and VOIP. Think best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive TQM and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to enhance intra-super-intra-robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver dynamically. We will innovate the jargon-based term "strategic". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to enable virtually than to actualize proactively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with new e-tailers? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sexy, magnetic? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also matrix compellingly. Think B2C2B. Think efficient, web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated technologies and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems unclear, but it's completely entirely entirely true! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to harness wirelessly. We will actualize the commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed". What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We realize that it is better to productize micro-extensibly than to transition globally. Think B2B2C. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely 100% realistic! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will actualize the buzzword "cross-platform, sticky". Without web services, you will lack ultra-open-source reporting. We will maximize the term "extensible". Think backward-compatible.