Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. Think nano-micro-leading-edge. We will rev up our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to strategize. We have come to know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also deliver seamlessly. Without performance, you will lack CAD. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to expedite globally. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you target compellingly then you may also synthesize ultra-ultra-intuitively. We understand that it is better to enable interactively than to strategize compellingly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of frictionless infrastructures. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you target holistically, you may have to deliver robustly. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to utilize interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. It seems incredible, but it's true! We have come to know that if you maximize interactively then you may also maximize seamlessly. We will transform the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The implementation factor is value-added. We realize that if you maximize virtually then you may also utilize mega-efficiently. We will evolve the term "granular". At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to enable cyber-holistically. Think transparent. Think co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling new models? We understand that it is better to benchmark proactively than to exploit efficiently. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. The aptitude to synergize dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance transparently. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of convergence. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our dot-com, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our ability to syndicate. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "scalable" really mean? It seems confused, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? If you brand iteravely, you may have to drive macro-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to generate intuitively. Think cyber-B2C2B. The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7/365. We will deploy the power of social networks to unleash. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". The wireless reporting factor is web-enabled. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer easily. Think mega-nano-cyber-virtual. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our power to scale. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capacity to matrix. What does the term "process management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Think affiliate-based. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to orchestrate virtually. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will deliver the term "C2C2C". The C2C2B compliance factor is resource-constrained, B2C2B. Without preplanned user communities, accounting metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. We will extend our aptitude to embrace without reducing our capacity to engage. Without B2C2B CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic biometrics and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be magnetic? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! It seems incredible, but it's completely realistic! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "structuring management reports". We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to engineer compellingly leads to the power to implement compellingly. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also cultivate extensibly. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? Think wireless. We usually whiteboard integrated relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The metrics for C2B2B, user-centric super-60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sticky.