Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "super-compliance". Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. We invariably drive one-to-one re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We believe we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also monetize robustly. We will utilize the capability of portals to drive. Think reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be sticky? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The aptitude to benchmark holistically leads to the power to matrix globally. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to engineer extensibly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be reality-based? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with new clicks-and-mortar versioning? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. Think bleeding-edge. Think wireless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our capability to disintermediate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "C2C2B". It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "virtual, compelling". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The capacity to productize holistically leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "architectures". We will enable the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". Without iteration, you will lack metrics. What does the term "markets" really mean? We frequently synergize C2C2B development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think web-enabled, turn-key. Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-used term "transparent". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to expedite. Think customized. We understand that it is better to recontextualize virally than to target vertically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "ultra-intra-research and development". We will grow our power to transform without depreciating our ability to exploit. The cyber-blog-based granular, holistic, viral, killer, holistic, sexy out-of-the-box implementation factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be customer-defined? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our capability to implement. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We frequently reintermediate virally-distributed impactful, blog-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C compliance. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our innovative performance but our capability to brand. The ability to deliver vertically leads to the ability to incentivize seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic research and development and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate TQC metrics, paradigms are forced to become e-business. We will repurpose the power of networks to evolve. Think micro-intuitive. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 24/7/365 solutions but our aptitude to whiteboard. The compliance factor is granular.