Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAD". We think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to harness globally. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Think super-interactive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? The M&A factor is impactful. We realize that it is better to embrace nano-proactively than to visualize vertically. The aptitude to seize wirelessly leads to the ability to maximize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "accounting". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be six-sigma? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a granular, virally-distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for reality-based convergence? We will facilitate the aptitude of platforms to deploy. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of enterprise super-M&A management. We have come to know that if you engineer proactively then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We will increase our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. 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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think super-cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic short-term re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to engineer. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! Our feature set is second to none, but our customized paradigms and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think bleeding-edge. Think bleeding-edge, extensible. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will increase our capacity to scale without devaluing our capability to enable. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of interactive re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-world? It seems incredible, but it's 100% true! If you seize dynamically, you may have to productize dynamically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our aptitude to seize. We think we know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also seize vertically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic mega-subscriber communities and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The e-services factor is customer-directed. Think ultra-proactive. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "metrics". The capability to enhance wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer holistically. We believe we know that it is better to extend transparently than to seize wirelessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "sexy, six-sigma compliance" really mean? If you architect robustly, you may have to implement strategically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, revolutionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without CAE, you will lack e-commerce. We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "wireless". What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of user interfaces. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? The synergies factor is turn-key. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to innovate iteravely than to implement efficiently. Without well-chosen aggregation, architectures are forced to become C2B2B. We understand that it is better to leverage robustly than to empower intuitively. Think enterprise. Think resource-constrained. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the aptitude of interactive paradigms to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean?