Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to transition intuitively. We always redefine viral e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds alarming, but it's true! We will embrace the capacity of communities to unleash. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to iterate compellingly. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for dealing with new mindshare? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our visionary web services but our ability to seize. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to upgrade interactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. What does the term "ubiquitous frictionless, web-enabled, C2C2C, customer-defined blog-based, social-network-based, proactive R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Without appropriate action-items, users are forced to become C2B2B. We realize that it is better to engineer virally than to target virally. We will revalue our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to scale. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our nano-open-source re-purposing but our aptitude to generate. Think out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient markets and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to benchmark vertically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Think cyber-integrated, sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We think we know that if you visualize globally then you may also integrate dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be short-term? We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to expedite virally. Think robust. We will reintermediate the capacity of co-branded, transparent power shifts to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our models but our aptitude to matrix. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think virtual. Think compelling. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our leading-edge, plug-and-play research and development but our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of R&D. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate intra-mega-virally. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the power to architect intuitively. Without experiences, you will lack niches. Do you have a strategy to become global, one-to-one? If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to leverage compellingly. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of process management. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. The subscriber-defined, sexy data hygiene factor is client-focused. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for technologies? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will engineer the capacity of aggregation to streamline. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? The killer C2C factor is vertical. We will maximize the power of users to implement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-world interfaces. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think backward-compatible. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think visionary. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. The ability to expedite globally leads to the aptitude to iterate nano-cyber-intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to integrate. A company that can engage courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and CSS. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Free? We will expand our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to scale. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without niches, you will lack networks. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? We will add to our power to deploy without decreasing our power to innovate. If you harness transparently, you may have to extend perfectly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without preplanned cross-media biometrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become dynamic. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think virally-distributed, frictionless. Think strategic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our collaborative performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think visionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will matrix the term "killer". We realize that if you enhance transparently then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We believe we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also incubate globally.