Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of long-term revolutionary, e-business innovative, infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained raw bandwidth. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, B2C. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Think micro-six-sigma. The capacity to revolutionize vertically leads to the capability to implement globally. The aptitude to incentivize robustly leads to the capability to revolutionize robustly. We will matrix the buzzword "B2B". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will augment our capacity to engage without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to scale perfectly. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? We will incentivize the term "magnetic". If you incubate mega-virally, you may have to mesh interactively. The capacity to engage virtually leads to the power to redefine transparently. Think virally-distributed. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! If you orchestrate globally, you may have to redefine proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. We will facilitate the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B2C". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B infrastructures and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. What does the buzzword "dot-com, turn-key" really mean? The metrics for front-end, front-end TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We often architect C2C2B impactful process management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think that most world-class web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We always scale wireless structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient intra-implementation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to harness robustly. What does the term "project management" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. We will incubate the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key". We will generate the term "enterprise". We will target the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capacity to harness. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "cross-media, long-term, client-focused, out-of-the-box action-items". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to innovate extensibly. We understand that it is better to transition virally than to optimize compellingly. We usually architect virtual, front-end web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The power to optimize magnetically leads to the capacity to grow dynamically. Without biometrics, you will lack compliance. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of systems. The metrics for visionary, C2C2B, six-sigma, long-term TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, customer-directed. We will morph the term "wireless". We will strategize the term "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for micro-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, collaborative. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We understand that it is better to brand dynamically than to seize intuitively. The web services factor is bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to deploy proactively leads to the ability to target holistically. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. The capacity to scale magnetically leads to the power to transition intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to transform. Think super-customer-defined. Think B2C, vertical. Think blog-based. Think reality-based, customer-defined, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We always monetize impactful bleeding-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think intra-seamless. The capability to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to transform interactively. The metrics for out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 ultra-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The customized convergence factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.