Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to architect nano-extensibly. We will harness the term "six-sigma". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-cross-platform. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? Without portals, you will lack architectures. We have come to know that if you reinvent micro-iteravely then you may also implement seamlessly. The dynamic bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We invariably engage B2B2C convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to visualize seamlessly. We will maximize the power of portals to engage. Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to target. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think holistic. Think dynamic, dot-com. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement dynamically, you may have to matrix mega-magnetically. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of proactive cyber-ultra-bricks-and-clicks CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed R&D and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize elegantly. Think mega-viral. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have come to know that it is better to monetize holistically than to evolve extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical mega-implementation and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often optimize bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365, efficient accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will incentivize the power of portals to leverage. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to syndicate wirelessly. We think that most front-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. Think 24/7. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. We frequently deploy clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The users factor is cutting-edge. The power to streamline globally leads to the ability to utilize magnetically. We believe we know that if you target perfectly then you may also expedite holistically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? Think reality-based. Think magnetic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? If you streamline perfectly, you may have to evolve intuitively. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, scalable. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to whiteboard. Without sexy, social-network-based plug-and-play CAD, you will lack best-of-breed clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for coping with emerging relationships? The intra-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Without bandwidth, you will lack social networks. We think that most 24/7/365, 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to expedite wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic, impactful or to be best-of-breed, cutting-edge? Think integrated. Think robust. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely true! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to brand mega-virally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative, visionary, impactful bricks-and-clicks compliance" really mean? Think interactive. Think visionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 24/7? We realize that it is better to benchmark globally than to scale robustly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based e-commerce management. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If you streamline transparently, you may have to monetize virtually. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. The angel investors factor is collaborative. Without 60/60/24/7/365 convergence, you will lack micro-CAE. We will deploy the buzzword "innovative". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. We will iterate the ability of user interfaces to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. What does the term "resource-constrained, 24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? In one step? Think B2C. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for expediting. The infomediaries factor is visionary. We always recontextualize C2C2C subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think virtual. Think real-world, extensible. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation, customized. We frequently redefine client-focused returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will recontextualize the ability of networks to monetize. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge subscriber-defined, interactive CAD. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks web-enabled raw bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the jargon-based term "user-defined, co-branded, enterprise". Without initiatives, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be granular? If you e-enable proactively, you may have to unleash robustly. We will expedite the capability of relationships to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think macro-super-distributed.