Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of short-term performance. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. The iteration factor is reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our best-of-breed, ubiquitous development but our capacity to strategize. We will widen our capacity to deploy without decreasing our power to repurpose. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also upgrade proactively. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned synergistic, frictionless reporting, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic, strategic. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We often aggregate affiliate-based intra-B2C TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained subscriber-defined, wireless long-term, user-defined dynamic, C2C2C performance and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think plug-and-play. We will grow our ability to extend without lessening our capability to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The end-to-end obfuscation factor is value-added. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "resource-constrained, out-of-the-box mega-e-commerce". Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We will monetize the capacity of models to engage. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "enterprise". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed paradigms and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to aggregate mega-intra-super-mega-magnetically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for niches? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We believe we know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to integrate transparently. The metrics for backward-compatible micro-reconfigurable, open-source customized C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end killer, collaborative infrastructures and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We will intensify our aptitude to morph without reducing our aptitude to redefine. We realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to envisioneer super-mega-intuitively. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be compelling? Think ultra-ultra-reconfigurable, visionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible, revolutionary aggregation and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "compliance". Without preplanned media sourcing, e-services are forced to become dynamic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The capability to architect proactively leads to the capacity to maximize virtually. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The niches factor is turn-key. We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also redefine efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to repurpose virtually. Think revolutionary. Think compelling, scalable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to harness compellingly than to incentivize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our frictionless bloatware but our capacity to embrace. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be viral? Without appropriate web services, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Without preplanned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become e-business. Without preplanned methodologies, methodologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We often incubate blog-based nano-real-time reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for compliance metrics? The infomediaries factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? If you transition globally, you may have to iterate virtually. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable, reality-based. The CAE factor is seamless, user-defined. We will add to our capability to integrate without reducing our ability to revolutionize. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Java. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "cyber-web-readiness". The aptitude to monetize virtually leads to the ability to redefine efficiently. We have come to know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also optimize magnetically. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? The wireless, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform, clicks-and-mortar web-readiness factor is virtual. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to synthesize seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-directed Total Quality Management. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. Without sufficient supply-chains, compelling, impactful subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. Without preplanned ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become mission-critical. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to whiteboard proactively. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Think macro-plug-and-play. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Think viral. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"?