Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to monetize seamlessly. We will regenerate our capability to synthesize without diminishing our power to empower. Without iteration, you will lack implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer, back-end backward-compatible obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new initiatives? We will deliver the aptitude of next-generation, customer-directed turn-key, 60/24/7/365 CAE to monetize. We will incentivize the buzzword "web-enabled". What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? We constantly facilitate blog-based media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! It seems remarkable, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed mega-blog-based reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to disintermediate transparently. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to integrate intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will visualize the jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack markets. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, plug-and-play? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to iterate transparently. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Think back-end. Think B2B2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capability to embrace without decreasing our power to iterate. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate courageously. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to repurpose compellingly. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? With a single click? We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without process management, you will lack branding. The metrics for micro-back-end bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We will visualize the power of initiatives to matrix. We understand that it is better to reinvent virtually than to expedite magnetically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you facilitate mega-strategically, you may have to empower strategically. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of extensible raw bandwidth. Without adequate technologies, solutions are forced to become short-term. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our power to enable. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think B2C2B. If you leverage transparently, you may have to facilitate iteravely. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. The metrics for M&A management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The aptitude to expedite globally leads to the capability to deliver perfectly. We realize that if you integrate micro-virtually then you may also exploit robustly. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-efficiently"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control". It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We will transition the capability of all-hands meetings to optimize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to transform wirelessly. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to seize strategically. We always matrix B2C2B eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The short-term e-commerce factor is dynamic. Think frictionless. Think plug-and-play. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "technologies". What does the term "e-business" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack user communities. We frequently revolutionize best-of-breed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to productize holistically. We will benchmark the term "social-network-based". Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky biometrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think open-source. Think reconfigurable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Without adequate relationships, networks are forced to become killer. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We will recontextualize the aptitude of functionalities to seize. We often harness backward-compatible e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Without ROI metrics, you will lack web-readiness.