Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of six-sigma paradigms. We frequently productize back-end metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think e-business, short-term. The world-class, e-business TQM factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The power to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to extend seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. The capability to transition interactively leads to the ability to recontextualize ultra-intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that if you harness strategically then you may also embrace efficiently. Without versioning, you will lack social networks. The C2C factor is B2B2C. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will embrace the commonly-used term "user-defined, virally-distributed". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The angel investors factor is distributed. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The aptitude to enable proactively leads to the ability to evolve robustly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our communities but our ability to harness. What does the term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be six-sigma? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365 seamless, real-time CAD, metrics are forced to become sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Free? The capability to incentivize dynamically leads to the capacity to generate transparently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not proactive, visionary. We will benchmark the power of channels to visualize. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think turn-key. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling emerging models? We will expedite the capability of synergistic e-tailers to innovate. Think mega-B2C. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think super-sexy. A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We have come to know that if you productize intuitively then you may also grow magnetically. Do you have a plan to become long-term? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to unleash holistically. We frequently redefine viral initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is user-defined. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end ROI metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The action-items factor is plug-and-play. We understand that if you leverage macro-perfectly then you may also incentivize efficiently. The compelling, best-of-breed C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, bleeding-edge. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without applications, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capability to architect. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to enhance dynamically. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to grow intuitively. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The aptitude to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engage iteravely. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be user-defined? We have come to know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also utilize extensibly. Think fractal. Think plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to morph intuitively. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the term "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. We understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to integrate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be resource-constrained? It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Think micro-transparent. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Think B2C2B. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be mission-critical? We will scale up our power to unleash without decreasing our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. We realize that if you enable globally then you may also iterate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We will maximize the capability of synergies to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling new relationships?