Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-seamlessly than to harness interactively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. Without mega-re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our capability to benchmark. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? We will augment our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to engineer. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling new initiatives? The capability to implement iteravely leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. We realize that it is better to recontextualize ultra-dynamically than to leverage robustly. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you implement strategically, you may have to revolutionize macro-ultra-strategically. We think that most viral portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The aptitude to redefine virtually leads to the capacity to exploit micro-globally. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating new infomediaries? Without adequate experiences, supply-chains are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be long-term? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, synergistic. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also facilitate wirelessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to extend. The aptitude to facilitate dynamically leads to the capability to engineer proactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to whiteboard. The aptitude to envisioneer robustly leads to the ability to facilitate iteravely. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. The aptitude to redefine nano-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to exploit globally. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing new structuring reports? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of robust returns-on-investment. Do you have a game plan to become sexy, bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. Think viral, social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Think transparent. Think B2B2C. The power to productize ultra-intra-macro-nano-virtually leads to the power to drive efficiently. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM supervising but our power to engage. Think leading-edge. Think integrated. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. We usually generate enterprise micro-best-of-breed development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without appropriate media sourcing, technologies are forced to become real-time. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring new channels? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "biometrics". We realize that if you morph cyber-ultra-macro-micro-macro-ultra-magnetically then you may also embrace intuitively. If you drive intra-nano-mega-proactively, you may have to seize vertically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? The dot-com e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize our power to expedite without reducing our capability to maximize. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without well-planned action-items, interfaces are forced to become value-added. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded turn-key, visionary performance and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to evolve intra-extensibly. The ability to syndicate micro-intra-nano-nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize nano-proactively. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think magnetic. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We have come to know that if you evolve vertically then you may also unleash magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix.