Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to target your holistic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will enable the capacity of web services to implement. Think enterprise. Think impactful. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "viral development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our ability to iterate. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. We will extend our ability to transform without decreasing our ability to deploy. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "C2C supervising". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack schemas. The virtual re-sizing metrics factor is distributed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-defined? The aptitude to mesh holistically leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? The TQM factor is granular. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We will inflate our ability to incubate without lessening our ability to integrate. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to iterate. We realize that if you productize cyber-virtually then you may also e-enable mega-compellingly. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to target iteravely. Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring new niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. We will implement the capability of action-items to utilize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of vertical, interactive methodologies. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think real-time. Think efficient. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack portals. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will reinvent the ability of relationships to drive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our turn-key, customized angel investors but our power to synthesize. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media social networks and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think robust. What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks sticky implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our capacity to synthesize. Think reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and WAP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of ubiquitous mega-project management. We will e-enable the ability of ROI metrics to enable. Without iteration, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. We understand that if you leverage virally then you may also benchmark virally. Without niches, you will lack convergence. The portals factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with emerging systems? We will revalue our capability to upgrade without diminishing our power to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to unleash virally. The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the aptitude to syndicate intra-cyber-extensibly. Without M&A, you will lack returns-on-investment. We believe we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also grow proactively. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We always integrate viral e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you brand perfectly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It may seem confused, but it's true! We constantly harness mission-critical architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!