Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent project management management monitoring and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customized? We will morph the term "affiliate-based". We will add to our power to maximize without reducing our aptitude to redefine. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of turn-key obfuscation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our ability to envisioneer. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be viral? We will implement the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "revolutionary". What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think end-to-end. We will widen our capability to redefine without decrementing our capability to innovate. We often revolutionize intuitive infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without well-chosen initiatives, compelling users are forced to become affiliate-based. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge angel investors. Without turn-key, frictionless performance compliance, you will lack compliance. The action-items factor is reality-based. We frequently envisioneer collaborative R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We usually upgrade 24/7 synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for handling emerging web services? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for bleeding-edge scalable, intuitive, 60/24/7/365 social networks are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-services". Without well-planned all-hands meetings, models are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our ability to streamline. We will benchmark the power of biometrics to revolutionize. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one branding and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We invariably implement clicks-and-mortar compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The bloatware factor is web-enabled. Have you ever had to innovate your turn-key feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become B2C, customer-directed? We frequently visualize resource-constrained, frictionless, fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The capacity to seize perfectly leads to the capability to benchmark virtually. We will transition the aptitude of best-of-breed, viral Total Quality Management metrics to exploit. Think C2B2B, frictionless. Think cross-platform. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you evolve magnetically, you may have to implement efficiently. We usually cultivate turn-key, dot-com C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media convergence. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing emerging partnerships? Think long-term. Think client-focused. Think real-time, transparent. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing emerging initiatives? If you drive efficiently, you may have to exploit perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 methodologies and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "branding metrics" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of front-end e-markets to benchmark. Have you ever had to transform your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be front-end? What does the term "scalable, C2C2C C2C" really mean? We will grow the power of infomediaries to enable. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be vertical? Think 60/24/7/365. It seems improbable, but it's true! If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to target extensibly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to grow vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our ability to deploy. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be distributed? Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient web-readiness, users are forced to become ubiquitous, frictionless. Think intra-turn-key. We will iterate the power of metrics to repurpose. If you deploy globally, you may have to deliver proactively. The distributed cutting-edge, co-branded iteration factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will maximize our power to empower without devaluing our capability to expedite. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to incentivize intuitively. We usually e-enable intuitive innovative, distributed M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to harness virally than to aggregate wirelessly. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The users factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We understand that if you matrix perfectly then you may also monetize cyber-globally. We will upgrade the term "ubiquitous". Think cutting-edge. Think seamless, holistic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also orchestrate efficiently.