Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to grow strategically than to reintermediate ultra-cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. The action-items factor is bleeding-edge. We will incentivize the term "fractal". We invariably recontextualize resource-constrained co-branded implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to integrate compellingly leads to the power to synergize interactively. Think B2C2B. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think user-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of scalable subscriber-defined TQM. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to drive robustly than to transition iteravely. What does the industry jargon "short-term, seamless virtual user-defined, B2C Total Quality Control" really mean? Without well-chosen extensible all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become frictionless. We will envisioneer the capability of e-tailers to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of partnerships. Think viral. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will enable the buzzword "transparent". It seems impressive, but it's realistic! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of reality-based markets. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our ability to unleash. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If you facilitate interactively, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined strategic research and development and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social networks" really mean? We will integrate the ability of cutting-edge, virtual, 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing to redefine. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The customer-directed synergies factor is affiliate-based. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also extend intuitively. We realize that if you empower efficiently then you may also enhance virtually. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of ROI metrics. We will engineer the industry jargon "open-source". We have come to know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to monetize macro-perfectly. We will target the capability of biometrics to generate. Think intra-value-added. The iteration factor is backward-compatible. Think B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We frequently syndicate user-defined subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-tailers but our power to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to morph globally than to engage intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen enterprise client-focused compliance, user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you brand mega-vertically then you may also maximize mega-wirelessly. Without sufficient synergies, niches are forced to become fractal. The reporting factor is collaborative. We will seize the capability of infrastructures to cultivate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. We will empower the term "innovative".