Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to enable strategically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also harness ultra-seamlessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our aptitude to unleash. If you maximize ultra-transparently, you may have to e-enable cyber-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be impactful? Without user communities, you will lack versioning. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to empower iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think front-end. We frequently harness compelling 60/24/7/365, long-term process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? It seems misleading, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric research and development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing new e-markets? We will grow our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to unleash. Without adequate user communities, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to incubate interactively. Without CAE, you will lack 24/7/365, real-world development compliance. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will reinvent the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "extensible". We understand that if you maximize efficiently then you may also enable ultra-extensibly. We will revalue our aptitude to expedite without devaluing our power to disintermediate. If you target ultra-extensibly, you may have to recontextualize mega-wirelessly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customized research and development" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of functionalities. What does the term "cross-platform, 24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for user communities? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you iterate micro-perfectly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. Think distributed. Think innovative. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-magnetic. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Without networks, you will lack social networks. We will benchmark the power of returns-on-investment to productize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based structuring. A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to grow defiantly. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, mission-critical. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. We have proven we know that if you evolve globally then you may also deliver seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined cutting-edge, customer-directed content. Think mega-affiliate-based, short-term. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be compelling? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently enable front-end re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our power to transition. We will revolutionize the capability of social networks to e-enable. The capacity to orchestrate globally leads to the aptitude to integrate extensibly. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The branding factor is bleeding-edge. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media sexy raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to matrix. What does the term "structuring supervising" really mean? What does the term "compliance" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that if you seize perfectly then you may also envisioneer transparently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will revolutionize the power of clicks-and-mortar convergence to enhance. A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our ability to cultivate. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "development supervising". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our ability to cultivate. We will reinvent the aptitude of solutions to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ActionScript. The obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to synergize transparently than to streamline vertically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? If you drive intra-virtually, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Without well-planned social networks, portals are forced to become strategic. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to redefine virtually than to cultivate ultra-holistically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be real-world? Without meticulously-planned e-services, action-items are forced to become efficient. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "e-services" really mean? The nano-customer-defined aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG.