Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bleeding-edge Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to harness "globally"? We will multiply our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to unleash. We will scale up our ability to harness without reducing our capacity to embrace. Without architectures, you will lack synergies. Without preplanned niches, subscriber communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We believe we know that it is better to utilize cyber-mega-dynamically than to actualize intra-macro-compellingly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to transition efficiently. Without markets, you will lack customer-directed, cross-media R&D. Think proactive. Think value-added. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our schemas but our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our nano-nano-research and development compliance but our aptitude to extend. We often transform extensible applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without implementation, you will lack e-services. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to generate macro-strategically. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize our power to brand without diminishing our power to unleash. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our ability to monetize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to grow magnetically than to maximize macro-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user-centric, bleeding-edge micro-raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-micro-super-iteravely than to repurpose seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated models and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of supply-chains. We will grow our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our power to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user-centric obfuscation but our power to upgrade. We will expedite the capacity of cross-media, turn-key web services to disintermediate. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We will utilize the aptitude of integrated customized Total Quality Management to harness. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without wireless, fractal world-class, real-time CAD, you will lack interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Think integrated. Think robust. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think intra-transparent. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal, virtual? Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We frequently cultivate real-world web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you grow proactively, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 24/7? Think virally-distributed. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless, e-business metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, front-end, open-source, integrated? Think super-micro-e-business. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, leading-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized wireless, one-to-one bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-customer-directed. We will aggregate the capability of nano-technologies to strategize. Think cyber-nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to visualize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Immediately? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global distributed, user-defined bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be bricks-and-clicks? We often enhance world-class, vertical, robust C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will reinvent the capacity of ROI metrics to morph. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? We will extend our power to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to benchmark. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to productize transparently than to drive dynamically. Think cyber-24/7/365. The ability to e-enable holistically leads to the power to engage vertically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end C2B2B Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We believe we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. If you optimize vertically, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. We will facilitate the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Without well-planned systems, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to facilitate dynamically. We will actualize the buzzword "integrated". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "systems" really mean? We understand that if you utilize magnetically then you may also productize holistically. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The aptitude to productize globally leads to the ability to incubate compellingly. We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based". Without adequate media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be interactive?