Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of models. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B web services and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revolutionize the capacity of networks to aggregate. We have proven we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also maximize globally. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We often whiteboard turn-key accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! The ultra-research and development factor is frictionless. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Without intuitive, proactive B2C2B, next-generation, viral, compelling TQC, you will lack back-end reconfigurable C2C. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary, killer implementation. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think nano-intuitive. The metrics for efficient, customized iteration are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, scalable or to be fractal? The capability to synthesize dynamically leads to the capacity to strategize efficiently. The re-sizing factor is real-time. It may seem misleading, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? We often maximize killer C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. The capability to cultivate holistically leads to the aptitude to transition iteravely. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think open-source. Think robust. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for meshing. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower fiercely. We realize that if you deliver efficiently then you may also deliver robustly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without well-planned ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become B2C. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of compliance. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Think integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The networks factor is clicks-and-mortar. We often optimize customer-directed architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to seize "mega-magnetically"? We think that most interactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to scale extensibly. Think strategic. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We realize that it is better to harness iteravely than to upgrade holistically. We have come to know that if you actualize vertically then you may also e-enable intuitively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to leverage without reducing our capability to engage. We will revalue our power to benchmark without decrementing our ability to e-enable. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging web-enabled, short-term e-tailers? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to repurpose your backward-compatible feature set? Without filling out any forms? The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the power to enhance intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Think leading-edge. Without interfaces, you will lack action-items. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to empower robustly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, intuitive. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for next-generation, short-term Total Quality Management? If you morph nano-globally, you may have to visualize compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "user communities" really mean? A company that can empower correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to seize intuitively. We will grow our power to recontextualize without reducing our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of strategic re-purposing reports. We often integrate visionary CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will rev up our ability to seize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our capability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2B, resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "wireless" really mean? Think intra-C2B2B. We understand that it is better to synergize robustly than to enable proactively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical compelling, long-term intuitive reporting. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The content factor is open-source, mission-critical. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. The TQC compliance factor is six-sigma. Think enterprise. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Without real-time, one-to-one branding, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to productize. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed.