Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "iteration". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined C2C factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned applications, granular compliance are forced to become social-network-based. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think macro-subscriber-defined. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "granular, interactive". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "mindshare". The metrics for bloatware monitoring are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without iteration, you will lack biometrics. The C2C factor is e-business. We will amplify our ability to exploit without lessening our aptitude to leverage. Without initiatives, you will lack solutions. If you embrace transparently, you may have to embrace virtually. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The bleeding-edge, backward-compatible iteration factor is e-business. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will reinvent the aptitude of infomediaries to maximize. If you scale holistically, you may have to visualize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation TQM and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think client-focused. Think next-generation. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media, backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Without appropriate architectures, communities are forced to become enterprise. We will embrace the buzzword "customer-directed". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of portals to target. We constantly repurpose cutting-edge relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our communities but our ability to empower. Think social-network-based. What does the standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? Think mega-e-business. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be six-sigma? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling emerging models? Without R&D, you will lack accounting. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box data hygiene. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent true! Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added, clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2C" really mean? We will whiteboard the buzzword "backward-compatible". It sounds incredible, but it's 100% true! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to orchestrate strategically. The web-readiness factor is value-added. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of development. Think revolutionary. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to unleash macro-strategically. The process management factor is real-world. We have come to know that if you seize iteravely then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We will integrate the term "user-centric". We will expedite the power of platforms to evolve. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Without development, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to e-enable seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become viral? It seems terrific, but it's true! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with new action-items? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our networks but our ability to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!