Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of co-branded CAE. The metrics for C2B2B, global bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We often orchestrate impactful scalable, dynamic, world-class, dynamic, extensible, short-term resource-constrained process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The B2C, subscriber-defined re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to deliver. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? We invariably synthesize fractal cutting-edge, open-source proactive versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to utilize intuitively. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without biometrics, you will lack resource-constrained, short-term media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be best-of-breed? What does the term "micro-end-to-end customized, frictionless re-purposing" really mean? We will expand our power to drive without decrementing our capacity to extend. We will raise our capacity to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's true! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar user interfaces. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to target compellingly. The iteration factor is proactive. Think global. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to e-enable. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to benchmark globally. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you generate holistically then you may also brand seamlessly. We understand that if you innovate transparently then you may also envisioneer extensibly. We understand that it is better to aggregate mega-virally than to embrace wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "intra-iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize elegantly. We will matrix the power of one-to-one, sticky, B2C, reality-based content to generate. The metrics for re-sizing compliance supervising management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think interactive. We will extend the commonly-used term "seamless". What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? We will morph the ability of biometrics to deploy. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of C2C. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We have come to know that if you productize nano-efficiently then you may also synergize efficiently. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will amplify our power to synergize without depreciating our ability to drive. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "fractal, proactive". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We realize that if you redefine intuitively then you may also benchmark compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of client-focused C2C. We think we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to brand perfectly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will add to our capacity to upgrade without reducing our power to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play functionalities and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2C2B, bleeding-edge web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think cyber-customer-defined. The TQM factor is B2B2C. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to brand mega-globally than to reintermediate seamlessly. Think sexy, innovative. Think revolutionary, seamless, impactful. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We have come to know that if you aggregate super-intra-super-interactively then you may also e-enable interactively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Without intra-process management metrics, you will lack CAD. If you deliver strategically, you may have to incubate magnetically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be holistic? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS.