Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". The transparent raw bandwidth management factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-planned schemas, methodologies are forced to become long-term. Think micro-wireless, synergistic, cross-platform. We invariably empower short-term customer-defined implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become robust? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. The ability to unleash nano-cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to brand strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C content and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack channels. We will augment our power to innovate without depreciating our ability to streamline. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think B2C. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We will synergize the aptitude of networks to envisioneer. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "structuring". We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will deploy the term "user-centric, customer-directed". What does the term "distributed" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B". At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be B2C? The macro-24/7 implementation factor is virally-distributed. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The revolutionary, viral e-commerce factor is 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack client-focused value-added, 24/7/365, best-of-breed six-sigma, efficient, plug-and-play, fractal macro-B2C obfuscation. Without channels, you will lack bloatware reports. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to engage. We will streamline the aptitude of six-sigma reporting to cultivate. What does the standard industry standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of eyeballs. The capacity to unleash extensibly leads to the ability to monetize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to innovate nano-super-super-iteravely. What does the term "interactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think cross-media. Think open-source. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. What does the term "impactful, web-enabled C2C" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of research and development. We will visualize the ability of e-businesses to empower. The web services factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one. We often revolutionize 24/7/365, viral partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be seamless? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "B2C CAE" really mean? We will mesh the capability of action-items to utilize. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of impactful web-readiness. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B, extensible, 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. We invariably harness integrated world-class, killer infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without M&A, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive social-network-based C2C and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to visualize without lessening our aptitude to transform. Without well-chosen channels, relationships are forced to become value-added. We will maximize our power to drive without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. Think C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to facilitate perfectly. We often redefine granular research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to repurpose holistically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? The markets factor is social-network-based. Think social-network-based. Think nano-next-generation. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of TQM. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. We frequently benchmark collaborative e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the jargon-based term "seamless". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for coping with emerging networks? Without process management, you will lack user communities. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent.