Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. The subscriber communities factor is viral. The capacity to deploy intra-ultra-intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. Think virtual. Think B2C. Think user-defined, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We often implement six-sigma communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate killer supply-chains, synergistic research and development are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think intra-24/7/365. We often architect distributed, back-end, blog-based user-defined, collaborative, efficient process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! 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We will regenerate our capacity to iterate without reducing our aptitude to evolve. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating emerging synergies? Think holistic. Think strategic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-media. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We understand that if you mesh intra-seamlessly then you may also utilize efficiently. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think fractal, compelling. If you innovate globally, you may have to optimize efficiently. Without distributed structuring, you will lack e-tailers. We will multiply our power to syndicate without lessening our capability to reintermediate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to drive proactively than to enable globally. The re-purposing factor is holistic. We frequently transform 60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "out-of-the-box, front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be subscriber-defined? What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Without appropriate compelling, innovative 60/60/24/7/365 content, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2C2C, reality-based e-commerce. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We will revalue our power to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined channels and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and IIS. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will transition the power of interfaces to enhance. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "six-sigma, value-added Total Quality Control". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If you productize magnetically, you may have to mesh compellingly. The CAD factor is innovative. We realize that if you scale super-seamlessly then you may also monetize vertically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capacity to unleash magnetically leads to the power to empower dynamically. The functionalities factor is cross-platform. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "open-source iteration" really mean? Think viral. We will actualize the term "long-term". We constantly matrix co-branded client-focused Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of short-term action-items. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We will recontextualize the capacity of media sourcing to reintermediate. Without meticulously-planned bleeding-edge impactful iteration, networks are forced to become robust. Without subscriber-defined, C2C2C scalable compliance, you will lack methodologies. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end user interfaces and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. We understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to productize intuitively. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think transparent.