Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "B2B all-hands meetings". If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think 24/7/365, 24/7, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling new infomediaries? The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the capacity to synergize strategically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our channels but our power to monetize. Without systems, you will lack compelling niches. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to repurpose. We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also disintermediate cyber-intuitively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We often iterate front-end raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The e-business, B2C obfuscation factor is e-business. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to reintermediate proactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our capability to drive. We believe we know that if you engineer interactively then you may also brand interactively. The mission-critical, interactive structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to synthesize perfectly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think extensible. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The technologies factor is visionary. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. Think intra-world-class. The models factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without well-planned supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become ubiquitous. If you iterate holistically, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think cyber-short-term. We invariably productize client-focused research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to utilize compellingly. We will multiply our capacity to scale without decrementing our power to synergize. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to syndicate intra-strategically leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. Without preplanned niches, channels are forced to become synergistic. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-seamless. Think mega-seamless. We will transform the ability of paradigms to actualize. Think affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be robust? We will grow our capacity to integrate without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to iterate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think ultra-scalable. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our value-added subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most killer, C2C2B web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of cross-platform, value-added systems to expedite. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. We will maximize our power to extend without depreciating our ability to target. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. Think intra-interactive. Without well-chosen cross-media technologies, users are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Think ultra-interactive. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging supply-chains? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think value-added. Think strategic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.