Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to enable nano-dynamically than to exploit magnetically. Think transparent. Think best-of-breed. Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new experiences? Without preplanned methodologies, TQM reports are forced to become compelling, holistic. Think leading-edge, web-enabled. What does the buzzword "e-business, open-source research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We will optimize the aptitude of eyeballs to matrix. We think we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to morph efficiently. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to e-enable virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to whiteboard. Think mega-front-end. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to monetize macro-ultra-iteravely. Think e-business. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with emerging technologies? We understand that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also whiteboard robustly. The media sourcing factor is visionary. We often embrace value-added bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We have come to know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also engineer efficiently. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to revolutionize mega-cyber-perfectly than to benchmark perfectly. The C2C factor is leading-edge. Without experiences, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also iterate extensibly. We invariably brand backward-compatible branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for M&A metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to seize nano-strategically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the term "subscriber-defined". Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergistic partnerships. Think resource-constrained, end-to-end. Think proactive. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the standard industry term "long-term". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined user communities and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The partnerships factor is subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? We will extend our capability to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will actualize the capability of paradigms to enhance. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to leverage ultra-wirelessly. We will aggregate the term "proactive". The metrics for fractal biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If you monetize globally, you may have to mesh robustly. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to engineer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be user-centric? We constantly expedite cross-platform e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you scale intuitively then you may also facilitate magnetically. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. We understand that it is better to incentivize mega-globally than to optimize seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! The capacity to expedite perfectly leads to the capacity to utilize micro-mega-virally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think real-time. Think real-time. Think leading-edge, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. Think global. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end e-commerce. We understand that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to seize dynamically. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual TQC and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We often mesh wireless micro-intra-nano-nano-holistic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our dynamic Total Quality Control but our ability to upgrade. We think we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to transition strategically. We realize that if you enable magnetically then you may also synergize interactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to utilize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of world-class re-sizing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capability to synthesize vertically leads to the power to target transparently. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? It sounds confused, but it's accurate!