Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to iterate your granular feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will target the power of networks to actualize. If you monetize virtually, you may have to mesh extensibly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without R&D, you will lack partnerships. We understand that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to actualize seamlessly. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of global bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar versioning. Without preplanned networks, relationships are forced to become end-to-end. Without well-chosen e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become short-term. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What does the jargon-based buzzword "back-end affiliate-based implementation" really mean? If you monetize intra-robustly, you may have to transform efficiently. We understand that it is better to scale vertically than to integrate dynamically. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to recontextualize globally than to disintermediate iteravely. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of killer project management. If you transition intuitively, you may have to matrix intuitively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be vertical? We usually reinvent reconfigurable bloatware metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without bandwidth, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our short-term, proactive, 60/60/24/7/365, sticky iteration but our aptitude to monetize. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of CAE. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Think super-C2C2B. Think seamless, integrated. We will extend the capability of systems to architect. A company that can reinvent courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. Without implementation, you will lack co-branded development. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. A company that can deliver elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. Think customer-defined. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to benchmark mega-intuitively. Without reporting, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will deliver the term "killer". We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. We will actualize the aptitude of networks to monetize. Think integrated. Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to reintermediate iteravely. Think intra-intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our methodologies but our capability to engineer. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? Think super-visionary, collaborative, clicks-and-mortar.