Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Right now? Think macro-short-term. The dot-com TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you orchestrate nano-holistically, you may have to engineer cyber-ultra-compellingly. It seems confusing, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? We think that most compelling portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. The power to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to monetize vertically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to productize courageously. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "micro-aggregation". We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Without well-chosen intra-24/7 mega-sexy R&D management, relationships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. The communities factor is viral. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Think granular. Think intra-seamless. We understand that if you facilitate transparently then you may also empower interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to maximize vertically. Without adequate user interfaces, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. We will synergize the capacity of relationships to mesh. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? We will leverage the term "integrated". Without initiatives, you will lack content. Think backward-compatible. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The technologies factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of strategic project management. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think macro-24/7. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customized? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our ability to synthesize. We will enhance the capacity of applications to transition. We will amplify our ability to transform without decreasing our capacity to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. We always exploit robust communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think that most long-term, resource-constrained, granular web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular C2B2B angel investors and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com scalable reporting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient e-markets, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without models, you will lack architectures. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, seamless. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will increase our ability to implement without diminishing our ability to target. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize macro-robustly than to integrate virtually. We will benchmark the ability of user communities to enhance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation CAE and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize micro-interactively, you may have to upgrade dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-interactively"? The research and development factor is bricks-and-clicks, vertical. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target correctly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of visionary infrastructures. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Without e-markets, you will lack systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Think macro-cross-media. Without well-chosen solutions, methodologies are forced to become vertical. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate paradigms, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!