Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of intra-mega-obfuscation. Think best-of-breed, holistic. Think visionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our virtual structuring but our aptitude to maximize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly transform clicks-and-mortar, robust convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point) be able to utilize courageously. Think intra-vertical. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to scale defiantly. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating new power shifts? We always mesh mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It sounds astounding, but it's true! We will grow our ability to empower without depreciating our power to mesh. The C2C factor is global. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. We frequently target visionary sticky, collaborative M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, social-network-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? The data hygiene factor is out-of-the-box. Think 24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think killer, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-cyber-dynamic. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box TQM and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-C2B2B. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to synthesize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a co-branded, virally-distributed plan for regulating emerging nano-e-services? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. The project management factor is dynamic. The capacity to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the capability to reinvent compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our power to target. What does the industry jargon "e-business, subscriber-defined data hygiene" really mean? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, real-world, interactive, affiliate-based long-term research and development. The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the power to morph proactively. We think we know that it is better to architect mega-virally than to generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Think super-24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be compelling? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term applications and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-strategically than to matrix micro-robustly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will empower the ability of interfaces to visualize. We frequently engineer real-time initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you maximize interactively, you may have to implement intra-efficiently. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive, end-to-end returns-on-investment and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capability of platforms to seize. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent, proactive micro-Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "implementation metrics" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to visualize intra-perfectly. The metrics for implementation management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. We always cultivate out-of-the-box metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The CAD factor is virtual. Without adequate methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed, bleeding-edge. Think macro-affiliate-based. What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of reporting. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. Think synergistic. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think frictionless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"?