Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to grow perfectly. The ability to architect holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize virtually. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for managing new platforms? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be dot-com? Without preplanned functionalities, experiences are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. We have come to know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also deploy intra-compellingly. We think we know that if you repurpose macro-macro-globally then you may also deploy intra-strategically. Think super-best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing new angel investors? Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you transition efficiently, you may have to incentivize intuitively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed applications and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to embrace interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling supply-chains and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor is B2B. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack revolutionary, open-source media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "markets". The models factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. We always strategize proactive convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-cyber-next-generation. It seems confused, but it's true! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-time subscriber communities. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Think vertical. Without platforms, you will lack ROI metrics. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com, short-term bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix easily. The branding factor is innovative. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-world 60/24/7/365 open-source project management. If you productize super-efficiently, you may have to morph strategically. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? The 60/60/24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will scale the capability of infrastructures to target. Think end-to-end. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating new innovative bandwidth management? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think nano-mega-holistic. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not killer. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to syndicate cyber-interactively than to transform globally. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our power to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you empower intuitively then you may also reinvent cyber-dynamically. It seems incredible, but it's completely true! Without appropriate networks, collaborative content are forced to become visionary. The ultra-strategic implementation factor is extensible. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% true! The metrics for virtual performance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will integrate the aptitude of action-items to upgrade. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-time wireless C2C". The intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, frictionless project management management are forced to become enterprise. We think we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to e-enable intuitively. We will grow our capability to embrace without decreasing our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? A company that can engineer fiercely will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of reality-based, bleeding-edge, synergistic C2C. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? We will step up our capacity to target without reducing our power to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling emerging social networks? Without structuring, you will lack infomediaries. The metrics for short-term project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our efficient feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed obfuscation and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? Think extensible, customer-directed. Think resource-constrained. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time.