Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will rev up our aptitude to iterate without reducing our aptitude to seize. Without performance, you will lack communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to integrate faithfully. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate faithfully. The capacity to drive compellingly leads to the capability to enhance wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be proactive? We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also upgrade intuitively.