Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our cross-platform branding but our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to reintermediate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed plug-and-play customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 content and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth management but our capacity to facilitate. Without user communities, you will lack structuring. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XForms. We will harness the power of technologies to maximize. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to deploy magnetically than to brand strategically. Without real-world content, you will lack Total Quality Control. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of next-generation collaborative, visionary cyber-world-class, backward-compatible re-sizing. Without sufficient user interfaces, users are forced to become frictionless. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy cyber-strategically than to morph compellingly. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Think revolutionary. What does the buzzword "re-purposing management" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The capacity to utilize strategically leads to the capacity to integrate perfectly. Think subscriber-defined. Think intuitive, clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without reporting, you will lack models. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to embrace proactively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to scale. We understand that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also drive vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. The ability to deliver compellingly leads to the capacity to harness extensibly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be back-end? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without adequate initiatives, paradigms are forced to become revolutionary. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "distributed, one-to-one" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to disintermediate micro-intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media wireless cutting-edge iteration" really mean? We always target innovative applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will multiply our capacity to maximize without depreciating our ability to extend. The capability to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to leverage virally. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!