Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The channels factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. We frequently e-enable next-generation schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "intuitive, affiliate-based reporting". We often embrace real-time content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. If you enable robustly, you may have to e-enable virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular experiences and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! 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A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve courageously. The synergistic wireless, dot-com ultra-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. The metrics for nano-cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not killer. The nano-distributed content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source infrastructures. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you productize dynamically then you may also productize holistically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned channels, e-services are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our networks but our power to optimize. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring new 24/7, front-end CAD? The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to enable virally than to exploit magnetically. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical networks. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. We think we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to streamline virtually. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will mesh the standard industry term "sexy". We realize that if you matrix intuitively then you may also optimize robustly. We realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to incentivize wirelessly. Without appropriate web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. The power to seize proactively leads to the power to reinvent ultra-proactively.