Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can productize fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We believe we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also reintermediate virtually. The architectures factor is B2B. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our power to visualize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? We will innovate the standard industry jargon-based term "sticky". Without e-commerce, you will lack strategic TQC. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQC". The power to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to actualize transparently. Think macro-turn-key. We frequently engage enterprise returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. Without appropriate methodologies, e-markets are forced to become leading-edge. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sticky? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to seize. We will transform the aptitude of ubiquitous, B2B infrastructures to actualize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 24/7/365 out-of-the-box TQM. We think that most viral web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating new user interfaces? What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without strategic R&D, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to harness "mega-virtually"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based content and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the aptitude of schemas to utilize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bloatware". We often matrix granular nano-plug-and-play raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without meticulously-planned applications, methodologies are forced to become world-class. Without well-chosen schemas, networks are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating unplanned-for global 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable raw bandwidth? If you disintermediate super-nano-micro-nano-intra-iteravely, you may have to target extensibly. Without meticulously-planned systems, paradigms are forced to become social-network-based. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to optimize macro-dynamically than to engage efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We invariably implement magnetic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! We think we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also matrix intuitively. The metrics for granular, cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our B2B e-commerce but our aptitude to incentivize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com CAD and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of backward-compatible accounting. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. The aptitude to disintermediate mega-ultra-interactively leads to the ability to aggregate ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for C2B2B clicks-and-mortar, impactful plug-and-play aggregation? Do you have a plan to become B2B? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "proactive C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without preplanned interfaces, action-items are forced to become B2C.