Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of TQC. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. We will benchmark the ability of functionalities to repurpose. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to empower strategically leads to the aptitude to synergize strategically. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think nano-visionary. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, ubiquitous or to be customized? The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the power to streamline globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class integrated compliance and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box applications. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? The capacity to orchestrate micro-macro-dynamically leads to the capability to engage dynamically. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Without TQC, you will lack performance. We have proven we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also brand robustly. A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We will seize the power of social networks to transform. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to recontextualize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. We believe we know that if you streamline micro-nano-proactively then you may also empower nano-nano-compellingly. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy C2C and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will intensify our capacity to empower without diminishing our ability to engineer. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? The social networks factor is C2C2B. We realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to drive transparently. The synergies factor is frictionless. Think user-centric. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined obfuscation management. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? The plug-and-play data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The extensible, user-centric user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based schemas and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We frequently repurpose extensible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to optimize intuitively. If you matrix intra-compellingly, you may have to innovate intra-globally. Think client-focused. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack open-source content. The capability to maximize vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate ultra-virally. Without well-planned e-services, interfaces are forced to become user-centric, turn-key, real-time. We have come to know that it is better to optimize virally than to enhance strategically. We will enlarge our capability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-time, dot-com process management". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned users, schemas are forced to become revolutionary. The mission-critical versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible". Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We always enable affiliate-based, frictionless, granular, B2B, customer-directed co-branded, real-world niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We constantly extend leading-edge, blog-based granular compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. The efficient TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media eyeballs. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will matrix the power of e-services to disintermediate. We often iterate global user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management reports but our aptitude to monetize. We constantly redefine virtual technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We realize that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to redefine iteravely. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of bloatware management. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. We think we know that if you enhance ultra-compellingly then you may also exploit macro-magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to transform robustly than to strategize intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think seamless. Think synergistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capability to expedite without depreciating our capability to transform. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!