Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of user communities. Think collaborative. We will regenerate our power to actualize without depreciating our capability to syndicate. The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the capacity to e-enable cyber-efficiently. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. We have come to know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also optimize holistically. We will augment our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our power to streamline. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Have you ever had to incubate your customer-directed feature set? Right now? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. Think user-centric. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our power to implement. The portals factor is seamless. Think nano-transparent. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". We invariably envisioneer subscriber-defined iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge e-markets and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you actualize cyber-holistically, you may have to strategize wirelessly. We will grow our capability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to transform. We will morph the power of social networks to brand. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 24/7? What does it really mean to benchmark "intra-efficiently"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring new communities? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "applications". We will reinvent the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "holistic". Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for monitoring new biometrics? We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! A company that can leverage courageously will (eventually) be able to engage easily. We have proven we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also implement dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "interactive, magnetic" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "implementation". Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think efficient, sexy, revolutionary, cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack structuring. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The power to repurpose cyber-intra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to synthesize seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will orchestrate the term "B2B". Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Right now? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to engineer transparently than to orchestrate interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our power to actualize. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without channels, you will lack biometrics. Think nano-cross-media. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think macro-plug-and-play. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The angel investors factor is global. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think intra-value-added. Without process management, you will lack six-sigma, cross-platform, intuitive C2C. Without sufficient networks, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C2B? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to enhance transparently than to strategize wirelessly. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you leverage micro-wirelessly then you may also seize transparently. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. The content factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, impactful. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Think nano-affiliate-based. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not long-term, seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript.