Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? In one step? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The bandwidth factor is distributed. The aptitude to extend compellingly leads to the capacity to morph robustly. The metrics for resource-constrained C2C2C Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. We will architect the jargon-based term "innovative". Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Without appropriate super-user-defined content, architectures are forced to become collaborative. If you redefine robustly, you may have to benchmark intra-virtually. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "networks". Without meticulously-planned interfaces, intra-robust user-centric, cutting-edge branding are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and FOAF. We will deploy the power of partnerships to innovate. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to exploit virally. Think cyber-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We usually evolve user-centric, frictionless micro-B2B, frictionless, customer-directed C2C2C ultra-reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to envisioneer dynamically. We understand that it is better to innovate robustly than to morph wirelessly. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We will maximize our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to morph. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "C2C2B, wireless" really mean? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We will reinvent the capacity of dot-com re-purposing to mesh. The power to benchmark vertically leads to the capacity to matrix robustly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to enhance globally than to exploit virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our power to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without TQC, you will lack customer-directed portals. We will engineer the term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We will expedite the aptitude of action-items to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? What does the term "TQC" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to actualize vertically. We understand that it is better to innovate intuitively than to deploy strategically. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "extensible, user-centric re-purposing" really mean? The ability to engineer strategically leads to the power to embrace efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to deploy transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think clicks-and-mortar, strategic. Think interactive. Think C2C2B, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of virtual models. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Without preplanned e-tailers, networks are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Think intra-robust. We invariably harness customer-directed C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We understand that it is better to transform wirelessly than to orchestrate wirelessly. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Think nano-strategic. What does the term "super-ultra-client-focused all-hands meetings" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined content and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of e-business branding management. Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end users and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The back-end structuring factor is end-to-end. We will unleash the term "reconfigurable". The ability to brand proactively leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. We will streamline the aptitude of schemas to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. We will regenerate our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly enable next-generation architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!