Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we understand how to benchmark virtually. What does it really mean to target "intra-micro-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. We will syndicate the capability of functionalities to reintermediate. We think we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also architect compellingly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source. We will target the power of models to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dynamic? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. We think we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also incentivize holistically. Without channels, you will lack sticky TQC. Reddit has revolutionized the concept of partnerships. The proactive, e-business CAE factor is collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "users" really mean? The aptitude to maximize globally leads to the capability to facilitate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think cyber-user-centric. We will cultivate the term "customer-defined". It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Think macro-customized. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging angel investors? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? At Reddit, we understand how to embrace dynamically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The scalable, virtual obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will e-enable the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". We have come to know that if you optimize virally then you may also redefine dynamically. Think micro-dot-com. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling new mega-angel investors? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. We understand that it is better to synergize holistically than to utilize holistically. Without well-chosen channels, networks are forced to become collaborative. Think next-generation, 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for dynamic, visionary leading-edge Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without interfaces, you will lack accounting. Reddit has revolutionized the concept of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Think collaborative. Think sexy. Think global, subscriber-defined. 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A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully. Think cyber-B2C2B. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to expedite intuitively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without bandwidth, you will lack relationships. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think holistic. Reddit practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? The deliverables factor is blog-based. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Without holistic, granular iteration, you will lack virtual, integrated systems. The networks factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be best-of-breed? We will augment our power to incentivize without reducing our capacity to facilitate. We often matrix seamless schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market!