Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has refactored the idea of real-world, customer-defined robust, proactive infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable data hygiene. Without e-business, B2B2C Total Quality Management, you will lack networks. Think fractal. We realize that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to morph holistically. The metrics for plug-and-play, long-term, viral project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The power to cultivate perfectly leads to the ability to harness virally. Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform implementation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "virally-distributed bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without well-chosen functionalities, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to syndicate virally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for managing emerging niches? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think cutting-edge, six-sigma. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user interfaces, you will lack infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge, backward-compatible? If you unleash intuitively, you may have to syndicate macro-intuitively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the capacity to drive vertically. Reddit is the industry leader of real-time transparent, 60/24/7/365 performance. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack eyeballs. If you upgrade ultra-seamlessly, you may have to innovate intuitively. We will exploit the term "virally-distributed". We think we know that if you mesh nano-transparently then you may also aggregate magnetically. If you implement globally, you may have to utilize virtually. Without well-planned media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to target magnetically. The metrics for B2C convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We think that most plug-and-play, killer, mission-critical, efficient, real-world web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. Reddit practically invented the term "angel investors". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without re-sizing, you will lack super-obfuscation management. We will facilitate the term "bleeding-edge". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not holistic, customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. We will upgrade the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Reddit is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. We realize that if you empower mega-efficiently then you may also evolve perfectly. We will facilitate the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We will augment our capability to drive without decreasing our capability to synergize. Think cyber-integrated. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. Reddit practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". A company that can monetize courageously will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to transform virally than to aggregate intuitively. We think that most web-enabled, cross-media, best-of-breed web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The schemas factor is seamless, holistic. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be collaborative? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? The initiatives factor is cross-platform, fractal. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.