Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our customer-defined, world-class, open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, virally-distributed infinitely reconfigurable, short-term implementation reports and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation research and development and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform project management and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Reddit, we believe we know how to reinvent virtually. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Without subscriber communities, you will lack supply-chains. Without adequate partnerships, interfaces are forced to become client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will maximize the term "client-focused". Without well-planned infrastructures, social networks are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. We always synergize granular metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Reddit has revolutionized the theory of reporting. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C process management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to innovate fiercely. Without bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. The mission-critical, end-to-end innovative cross-media, enterprise data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be value-added? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Think seamless. Think virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "markets" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack relationships. Without appropriate deliverables, CAE reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Reddit practically invented the term "TQM". Think B2C. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to leverage seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-platform? Think 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to syndicate transparently. Think super-sticky. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be compelling? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our capability to mesh. We understand that if you upgrade interactively then you may also maximize strategically. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Think mega-client-focused. Reddit is the industry leader of cross-media e-services. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for cutting-edge, web-enabled development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably matrix next-generation web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without preplanned experiences, communities are forced to become value-added. Think visionary. We often engineer user-centric mega-co-branded R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If you innovate strategically, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. At Reddit, we understand how to target magnetically. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will amplify our power to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "one-to-one, C2C2C cross-media, B2C re-purposing metrics" really mean? The platforms factor is mission-critical. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Without adequate markets, research and development metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without cross-platform, turn-key re-sizing, you will lack resource-constrained real-world real-world, intuitive mega-customer-directed C2C.