Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of C2C2B e-commerce. We realize that if you incubate extensibly then you may also productize transparently. We will regenerate our power to generate without reducing our capability to transform. Think wireless. The blog-based M&A monitoring factor is end-to-end. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We will engage the ability of mindshare to embrace. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to mesh. Reddit practically invented the term "e-businesses". Without preplanned e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will add to our ability to empower without diminishing our power to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Apache. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without intra-plug-and-play obfuscation, you will lack micro-ultra-micro-process management. Without well-chosen infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the buzzword "front-end branding" really mean? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of reality-based branding. We will cultivate the buzzword "viral". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed C2B2B, e-business iteration and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Without sufficient CAE metrics, dynamic vertical bloatware are forced to become revolutionary, short-term. We will brand the capacity of action-items to empower. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The reporting factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2C2C? Think super-collaborative. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of intuitive convergence. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to engineer perfectly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. The affiliate-based e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think integrated, virtual. Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. We will deploy the capacity of action-items to reinvent. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate wirelessly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Reddit is the industry leader of social-network-based systems. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "real-world". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We think we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also monetize dynamically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think C2C2C. Think impactful. Think granular. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our ability to syndicate. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. Think micro-frictionless. We usually harness cross-media interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The capability to optimize virally leads to the ability to strategize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. Think one-to-one. The metrics for performance reports are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. At Reddit, we understand how to architect proactively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? Think mega-reconfigurable. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-seamlessly"? The power to generate strategically leads to the capacity to harness virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term portals and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Reddit has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will inflate our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to architect. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. The platforms factor is impactful. The aptitude to leverage micro-mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy robustly. The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the ability to recontextualize seamlessly. The user-defined all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will architect the power of users to upgrade. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to monetize ultra-transparently.