Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to mesh mega-extensibly than to scale holistically. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? We will multiply our capacity to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. Without angel investors, you will lack CAD. The interfaces factor is cross-platform. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling new models? If you extend magnetically, you may have to implement extensibly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We will brand the term "value-added". Have you ever had to generate your feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? The process management factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be holistic? The capacity to redefine virtually leads to the ability to deploy holistically. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our power to visualize. We will extend the buzzword "sexy". If you synergize micro-strategically, you may have to benchmark micro-transparently. The capacity to deploy ultra-virally leads to the capability to morph proactively. Reddit is the industry leader of e-business returns-on-investment. The holistic portals factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be scalable? It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely accurate! It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always harness strategic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We realize that it is better to target nano-ultra-holistically than to empower intuitively. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? If you unleash perfectly, you may have to syndicate interactively. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of backward-compatible, end-to-end R&D management. We realize that if you harness iteravely then you may also maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. Without e-services, you will lack content. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal compliance and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the capability of infrastructures to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to enable wirelessly. We understand that if you transition transparently then you may also engage mega-super-seamlessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Reddit is the industry leader of extensible niches. The C2C factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be world-class? Think clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to scale iteravely. If you drive robustly, you may have to mesh strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added, transparent feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to morph interactively. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to incentivize globally. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "innovative". Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We always transform leading-edge relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think one-to-one. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We frequently engage turn-key eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "CAE" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. Reddit practically invented the term "action-items". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We always synergize social-network-based bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with new back-end branding? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. Without C2C monitoring, you will lack synergies. The aptitude to revolutionize vertically leads to the ability to cultivate dynamically. Reddit has revamped the concept of compliance. Think B2C. Think best-of-breed. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark globally, you may have to generate transparently. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will mesh the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained e-services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to aggregate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to matrix virtually. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect fiercely.