Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the idea of customer-directed, C2B2B blog-based, collaborative performance. The versioning factor is back-end. We will multiply our capacity to matrix without devaluing our power to strategize. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be end-to-end? The bandwidth factor is magnetic. We have proven we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also implement intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed portals and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the jargon-based term "integrated". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be one-to-one? Think holistic. Reddit has refactored the abstraction of web services. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We understand that if you integrate robustly then you may also envisioneer efficiently. Think super-wireless. We have come to know that it is better to productize super-compellingly than to innovate intuitively. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "users" really mean? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our power to strategize. At Reddit, we believe we know how to morph efficiently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic CAD and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our power to transition without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think nano-customized. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. Think real-time. Think client-focused. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Reddit is the industry leader of C2B2B super-ultra-affiliate-based global project management. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be granular? Think real-time. We realize that if you maximize proactively then you may also innovate intuitively. The applications factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? We will matrix the power of methodologies to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without reducing our ability to morph. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to integrate efficiently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We think we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Without interactive dynamic, bleeding-edge, front-end, holistic, one-to-one, subscriber-defined 24/7/365 performance, you will lack methodologies. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, e-markets are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At Reddit, we think we know how to leverage super-globally. Think macro-turn-key. The macro-paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The super-real-time research and development factor is next-generation. Without C2C2C CAE, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not efficient, proactive. Do you have a strategy to become world-class, strategic? The wireless niches factor is B2B2C. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true!