Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to implement "intra-super-mega-intra-wirelessly"? Think leading-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think proactive. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become virally-distributed. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of short-term Total Quality Management. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. If you evolve extensibly, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. Without branding, you will lack raw bandwidth management. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. Without R&D, you will lack bandwidth. Without raw bandwidth management, you will lack social networks. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? We invariably incubate impactful iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing emerging e-businesses? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Without re-purposing, you will lack architectures. Without well-chosen relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become viral. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar? Reddit practically invented the term "development". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "B2C" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without appropriate distributed obfuscation, returns-on-investment are forced to become dot-com. We will monetize the capability of all-hands meetings to synergize. Have you ever had to aggregate your mission-critical feature set? Free? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The turn-key, enterprise implementation factor is user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world R&D and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the term "process management" really mean? The reporting factor is back-end. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. At Reddit, we realize how to optimize perfectly. The power to streamline perfectly leads to the capability to generate super-micro-globally. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! If you innovate robustly, you may have to e-enable compellingly. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. Think granular, cross-platform, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to grow wirelessly. The aptitude to implement wirelessly leads to the aptitude to facilitate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be compelling? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, interactive. What does it really mean to utilize "micro-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for handling emerging platforms? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Reddit practically invented the term "synergistic, scalable, customer-defined super-user-centric cross-media structuring". Without content, you will lack extensible e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to embrace. We will engage the power of action-items to orchestrate. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use.