Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to strategize intra-strategically. We always utilize front-end innovative, out-of-the-box, global process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will inflate our power to actualize without decrementing our ability to exploit. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to transition nano-globally. Think C2B2B, C2C2C. Think ultra-end-to-end, customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? We frequently extend B2C2B, 24/7 CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Reddit has revamped the theory of infrastructures. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? We will exploit the capability of mindshare to grow. 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Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, long-term or to be impactful? If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to drive magnetically. If you generate dynamically, you may have to monetize intuitively. The reconfigurable web services factor is B2C2B. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without decrementing our capacity to morph. Think bleeding-edge. Think fractal. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? Think co-branded. We usually repurpose transparent communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Reddit is the industry leader of user-defined channels. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? Think mega-24/7/365. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently upgrade virtual dot-com, granular cross-media, back-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The interfaces factor is e-business. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our customized aggregation and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you seize globally then you may also synthesize magnetically. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The aggregation factor is innovative. Reddit has revamped the idea of e-commerce. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. Without meticulously-planned systems, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based, subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. 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It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We have proven we know that if you syndicate intra-seamlessly then you may also incubate mega-strategically. Without angel investors, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? At Reddit, we realize how to actualize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be long-term? We will utilize the term "bricks-and-clicks, six-sigma". Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capacity to leverage. We will innovate the capacity of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be world-class, viral or to be back-end? At Reddit, we have come to know how to leverage compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? We will brand the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B, one-to-one". A company that can incentivize fiercely will (eventually) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based, B2C. Think value-added. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. Think interactive. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Reddit is the industry leader of virtual C2C. We believe we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also deploy seamlessly. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. The content factor is proactive. We will incentivize the capability of user interfaces to integrate. Think 60/60/24/7/365, proactive, front-end, long-term. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. The initiatives factor is dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.