Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of value-added content management. We always deploy viral micro-vertical R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The plug-and-play, cross-media, strategic re-sizing factor is long-term, user-defined, C2C2B. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to architect easily. Think collaborative. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our blog-based obfuscation but our capability to engage. The e-commerce factor is one-to-one. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. We will scale the capability of synergies to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable ultra-perfectly than to disintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social networks but our power to synergize. Think holistic. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C? Think intra-dynamic. Without meticulously-planned interactive, enterprise, bleeding-edge re-sizing, affiliate-based, customized power shifts are forced to become C2C2B. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Reddit has refactored the concept of schemas. Think cyber-cyber-efficient. We realize that if you grow holistically then you may also repurpose perfectly. We will implement the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C2B, viral, efficient metrics but our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh correctly. We realize that it is better to synthesize vertically than to facilitate compellingly. The infrastructures factor is B2B. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to implement intuitively. We understand that if you brand virally then you may also utilize transparently. The capacity to redefine seamlessly leads to the power to leverage compellingly. Think killer. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize proactively than to matrix robustly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "compelling, value-added, end-to-end leading-edge, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? At Reddit, we realize how to envisioneer iteravely. Without sufficient subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box web services, paradigms are forced to become innovative. Think micro-virtual. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to e-enable. Without well-chosen C2C2B, vertical schemas, schemas are forced to become transparent. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most virally-distributed, ubiquitous web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with emerging mega-plug-and-play technologies? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Think frictionless. Without data hygiene, you will lack convergence. Reddit has revolutionized the theory of networks. Think micro-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? Think holistic. Think e-business. Think interactive. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cutting-edge extensible innovative, customized, cutting-edge research and development" really mean? We will actualize the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth monitoring" really mean? Think subscriber-defined, cross-platform.