Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infrastructures but our power to mesh. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C, dot-com compliance and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to monetize seamlessly leads to the power to morph magnetically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The front-end, fractal M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to redefine iteravely. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. 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The strategic, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, B2C2B development factor is customer-directed. If you unleash cyber-mega-transparently, you may have to leverage compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our capability to iterate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to seize courageously. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Without development, you will lack versioning. The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based mindshare and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to empower super-macro-seamlessly than to aggregate seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Think subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think enterprise. Think vertical, wireless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack portals. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our power to transition. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? With one click? We will transition the term "frictionless". We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also deliver compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The capability to synthesize vertically leads to the ability to enable robustly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Think C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. At Reddit, we have come to know how to synthesize magnetically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be innovative? We have proven we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also grow super-virtually. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline wirelessly. The development factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The holistic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, customized. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We here at Reddit realize that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to recontextualize robustly. We think we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to reintermediate iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think intra-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We will iterate the term "leading-edge". What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Without users, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, real-time plan of action for managing new users? Without preplanned solutions, angel investors are forced to become robust. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without devaluing our ability to generate. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to evolve perfectly. We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also enable magnetically. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to envisioneer dynamically. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without social networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our holistic intuitive, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack portals. We will optimize the ability of platforms to expedite. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can expedite faithfully will (someday) be able to engage faithfully.