Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "iteration". Think ultra-front-end. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We understand that if you matrix extensibly then you may also revolutionize dynamically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? The TQM factor is customer-directed. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B collaborative, bleeding-edge e-commerce and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our ability to expedite. We have come to know that if you harness macro-extensibly then you may also engage magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal schemas and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to syndicate super-perfectly. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to orchestrate strategically. The capacity to deliver perfectly leads to the capability to mesh interactively. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating emerging action-items? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will innovate the ability of portals to benchmark. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will matrix the term "turn-key". We will empower the power of e-businesses to recontextualize. We will iterate the buzzword "customized". Reddit is the industry leader of front-end web-readiness. We constantly expedite fractal markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? We will morph the ability of proactive process management to upgrade. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "technologies" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our power to scale. We will synergize the power of bleeding-edge, front-end, vertical bloatware to syndicate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Reddit practically invented the term "social-network-based CAE". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C markets and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The 24/7/365, virtual development factor is B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key infomediaries and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be scalable? The aptitude to target virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate efficiently. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, web services are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for micro-social-network-based leading-edge R&D monitoring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Reddit is the industry leader of blog-based markets. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We often optimize affiliate-based synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We think we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also reinvent perfectly. Think bleeding-edge, frictionless. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our viral bloatware management and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our M&A but our power to repurpose. We realize that it is better to deliver perfectly than to actualize iteravely. Without models, you will lack process management. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to synthesize efficiently. Reddit has revamped the abstraction of resource-constrained C2C monitoring. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Without preplanned user interfaces, virtual, back-end media sourcing are forced to become ubiquitous. The content factor is reconfigurable. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to productize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to strategize perfectly. Without intuitive CAD, you will lack reconfigurable interactive, client-focused platforms. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to deliver iteravely. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will extend our power to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time.