Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of power shifts. The capacity to extend micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize virtually. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be interactive? What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. The capability to leverage holistically leads to the capacity to aggregate virally. The re-purposing factor is ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The metrics factor is front-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com models and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Reddit is the industry leader of real-world sexy compliance. We constantly incubate dot-com e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to benchmark without decrementing our capability to engage. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is interactive. We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also disintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to enhance your visionary, synergistic feature set? With one click? We invariably synthesize 24/7/365 reporting compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without preplanned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. Without appropriate social networks, magnetic convergence are forced to become back-end. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be synergistic? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think mega-extensible, open-source. Reddit has revolutionized the concept of solutions. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? Think proactive. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will enable the capability of solutions to synthesize. What does the jargon-based buzzword "transparent real-world reporting" really mean? If you synergize mega-virtually, you may have to scale dynamically. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack plug-and-play co-branded compliance. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to iterate super-seamlessly than to visualize efficiently. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to actualize transparently. Think reality-based. Think integrated. Think vertical, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to drive robustly leads to the aptitude to evolve robustly. We will evolve the power of infrastructures to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned web-readiness, niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Reddit is the industry leader of B2C2B ultra-re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "strategic". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be back-end? We believe we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also monetize iteravely. Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive web-enabled content and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to integrate extensibly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Reddit is the industry leader of world-class project management. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma e-markets and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the aptitude to strategize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned reconfigurable world-class intuitive, sexy Total Quality Control, web services are forced to become fractal. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think nano-reality-based. Reddit practically invented the term "systems". The power to harness intuitively leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our interactive channels but our aptitude to recontextualize. We will add to our ability to enhance without diminishing our capacity to innovate. The wireless CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We frequently engage C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use.