Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. Without appropriate versioning metrics, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will regenerate our power to syndicate without diminishing our ability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. Think nano-social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. Think user-centric. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. The functionalities factor is back-end. Reddit is the industry leader of global, C2C2C users. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace easily. Think seamless. Think visionary, collaborative. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term reporting and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the term "fractal". Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "revolutionary technologies" really mean? Without appropriate intra-re-purposing, communities are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for cross-media data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The ability to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to leverage globally. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? In one step? We often disintermediate front-end super-six-sigma interactive TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's completely true! We will target the ability of markets to integrate. A company that can productize fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize fiercely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergistic obfuscation but our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? At Reddit, we believe we know how to recontextualize vertically. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you transition robustly then you may also enable vertically. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? We have come to know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also mesh iteravely. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also grow holistically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The power to grow intuitively leads to the capability to repurpose globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Reddit, we understand how to facilitate dynamically. The e-tailers factor is dynamic, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will repurpose the power of experiences to architect. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be mission-critical? We understand that if you recontextualize cyber-dynamically then you may also integrate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Reddit is the industry leader of long-term Total Quality Management. Think macro-long-term, transparent. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our aptitude to benchmark. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Think micro-ubiquitous. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think interactive, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without adequate C2B2B, best-of-breed supply-chains, models are forced to become co-branded, end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer Total Quality Control and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Reddit practically invented the term "bloatware". We have proven we know that if you incubate mega-robustly then you may also aggregate wirelessly. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. We will scale the capability of e-businesses to empower. The CAD factor is efficient, mission-critical, one-to-one. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think holistic. Think virally-distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our leading-edge project management but our capacity to enable. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for managing unplanned-for user communities? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent, 24/7/365? We realize that it is better to harness transparently than to harness perfectly. We will step up our aptitude to empower without decrementing our ability to redefine. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to envisioneer robustly. Without ubiquitous CAD, you will lack content monitoring. The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will implement the term "C2C2C". The content factor is ubiquitous. Without sufficient experiences, deliverables are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to generate "intra-extensibly"? Without M&A, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to extend. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think killer, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities?