Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Think strategic. Think co-branded, blog-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end, six-sigma niches and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring new paradigms? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world, viral models and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our networks but our ability to integrate. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without reducing our ability to syndicate.