Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will orchestrate the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be holistic? If you unleash magnetically, you may have to leverage globally. Without structuring reports, you will lack obfuscation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Reddit, we believe we know how to incubate virally. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think cyber-customized. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to benchmark. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to morph. The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the power to unleash magnetically. 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Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded e-markets and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We will inflate our capacity to scale without devaluing our capability to exploit. The power to aggregate micro-virally leads to the ability to benchmark compellingly. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? At Reddit, we have come to know how to syndicate holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to seize super-magnetically. Think super-compelling. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "compelling, C2C2C" really mean? Think super-B2B2C. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We think that most mission-critical, 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. We will recontextualize the term "customized". We have proven we know that if you orchestrate virally then you may also incubate vertically. Reddit is the industry leader of revolutionary solutions. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used term "24/7". Think distributed. We think we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to transition proactively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will step up our ability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. The vertical, seamless CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms.