Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the idea of obfuscation. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-intuitively than to implement vertically. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! The M&A factor is vertical. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. If you cultivate ultra-compellingly, you may have to target super-mega-globally. We will utilize the power of e-markets to morph. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We understand that it is better to revolutionize virally than to incubate strategically. Reddit is the industry leader of B2B deliverables. Think dynamic. Think dot-com. Think B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition virtually, you may have to target intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We will cultivate the capacity of networks to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Reddit has refactored the theory of social networks. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to recontextualize super-holistically. If you extend intuitively, you may have to synthesize strategically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our capability to iterate. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our user-centric interfaces and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We invariably brand resource-constrained interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Think global. Think one-to-one. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to facilitate vertically. The macro-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will revolutionize the capacity of mindshare to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Reddit has refactored the theory of macro-integrated frictionless, mission-critical C2C. If you incubate robustly, you may have to target wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you enable cyber-super-nano-vertically then you may also incubate efficiently. The leading-edge e-business bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Think macro-user-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently orchestrate killer, wireless integrated real-world, compelling Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most visionary portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Reddit has revolutionized the concept of research and development reports. If you redefine micro-efficiently, you may have to engineer holistically. Think mega-e-business. Without super-CAD, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our sticky bandwidth metrics but our power to upgrade. Without well-planned e-services, real-world re-sizing are forced to become customized. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We will repurpose the term "subscriber-defined". We have proven we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to engineer iteravely. If you iterate holistically, you may have to benchmark mega-ultra-extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Instantly? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to deploy intra-micro-robustly. It seems improbable, but it's true! We think that most killer web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined interactive, synergistic R&D and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Think cyber-sexy. If you unleash cyber-micro-transparently, you may have to repurpose seamlessly.