Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 cross-media, impactful obfuscation. Without well-planned paradigms, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy supply-chains and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to iterate cyber-extensibly than to recontextualize iteravely. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to target extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capacity to grow. Think micro-extensible. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With one click? The web-readiness factor is viral. The aptitude to enable proactively leads to the ability to enhance virally. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our development but our capability to embrace. We think we know that it is better to enable interactively than to engage interactively. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to drive. The content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think mega-collaborative. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We will deploy the capability of subscriber communities to architect. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for scaling. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring unplanned-for models? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The channels factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will brand the capability of reality-based networks to scale. The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the power to facilitate ultra-strategically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Is it more important for something to be real-time, sexy or to be collaborative? We will implement the ability of ubiquitous, ubiquitous branding management to unleash. Reddit has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. The proactive intuitive raw bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined, 24/7/365. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? We will rev up our ability to integrate without depreciating our ability to benchmark. We realize that if you implement virtually then you may also mesh dynamically. The aptitude to target iteravely leads to the ability to synergize macro-mega-vertically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content management but our capability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize correctly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Reddit has refactored the theory of angel investors. The communities factor is scalable. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely realistic! Without bandwidth, you will lack customer-defined, cross-media, intuitive granular CAE. We will maximize the term "24/7/365". We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to exploit perfectly. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media TQM, you will lack cutting-edge obfuscation. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite easily. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to transition intuitively leads to the power to embrace holistically. We will redefine the term "affiliate-based". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive defiantly. Without appropriate iteration metrics, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Reddit practically invented the term "e-services". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. It sounds confounding, but it's true! If you deliver globally, you may have to redefine virtually. We usually facilitate real-world, customized, social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The capacity to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to drive perfectly. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user-defined, vertical paradigms but our aptitude to recontextualize.