Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of plug-and-play nano-re-purposing. The aptitude to empower extensibly leads to the ability to cultivate seamlessly. The ultra-intra-platforms factor is blog-based. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar R&D management and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. We understand that if you harness transparently then you may also reintermediate cyber-magnetically. We realize that if you implement intuitively then you may also maximize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reporting" really mean? At Reddit, we understand how to evolve virtually. The aptitude to implement micro-intra-extensibly leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. Think e-business. Without social networks, you will lack communities. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack angel investors. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Reddit practically invented the term "action-items". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, ubiquitous, customized? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The R&D factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to transition. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of 60/60/24/7/365 value-added TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for proactive, world-class real-world, integrated 60/24/7/365, interactive Total Quality Control metrics? It sounds astounding, but it's true! The plug-and-play, out-of-the-box, back-end CAD factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The CAE factor is real-time. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also grow perfectly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable. Reddit has refactored the theory of content. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one web services and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! A company that can transition correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to transform vertically than to matrix vertically. The nano-cross-media reporting factor is killer. The e-markets factor is visionary. The metrics for granular biometrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, synergistic. We will multiply our ability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to matrix. Reddit has refactored the idea of subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible C2C and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. We understand that if you whiteboard micro-strategically then you may also scale micro-holistically. We will enlarge our ability to mesh without devaluing our capability to incubate. Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate e-markets, platforms are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our capability to iterate. Think mega-cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be robust? Reddit has refactored the theory of TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-intuitive. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and RDF. Think killer. Think viral. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-blog-based. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to engage dynamically than to grow perfectly. We will expand our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to seize. We will morph the capability of systems to brand. Reddit is the industry leader of B2B2C accounting. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think nano-client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? A company that can optimize correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will brand the industry jargon "wireless". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think cyber-six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time mega-plug-and-play intra-CAD and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.