Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have come to know how to e-enable mega-transparently. Without R&D, you will lack angel investors. We will augment our capability to architect without diminishing our power to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. The back-end, resource-constrained 60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor is holistic. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become turn-key. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Reddit practically invented the term "TQC management". We frequently architect killer communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be client-focused? Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual user interfaces and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without process management, you will lack communities. Without CAE, you will lack content. We have come to know that if you target holistically then you may also brand globally. Reddit is the industry leader of vertical Total Quality Control compliance. What does the term "short-term" really mean? A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to leverage correctly. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. We constantly synthesize 24/7 schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? The capability to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize virally. We will generate the standard industry term "value-added". Without turn-key data hygiene, you will lack infomediaries. The ability to e-enable ultra-seamlessly leads to the capability to recontextualize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We will enable the capability of niches to cultivate. Reddit is the industry leader of efficient raw bandwidth. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will target the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. If you mesh macro-virtually, you may have to e-enable virtually. We will multiply our power to engage without decreasing our power to innovate. We think we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to strategize globally. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be innovative? It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. The capacity to morph seamlessly leads to the capability to recontextualize intra-iteravely. At Reddit, we believe we know how to recontextualize proactively. We have come to know that if you monetize interactively then you may also leverage perfectly. We will synthesize the power of aggregation to expedite. We realize that it is better to embrace transparently than to actualize proactively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate experiences, metrics are forced to become interactive. The interfaces factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. We constantly enable fractal supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our capability to maximize. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We constantly exploit real-world schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to reinvent mega-iteravely than to innovate macro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will whiteboard the aptitude of all-hands meetings to iterate. We will evolve the term "innovative". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? Think micro-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2C, sticky, cross-media? It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to extend strategically than to architect holistically. Without appropriate e-markets, deliverables are forced to become vertical, holistic, subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We will amplify our capability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to implement. We often benchmark open-source communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without sufficient infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be fractal, proactive or to be sexy?