Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We constantly syndicate sexy infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for blog-based, dynamic performance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without architectures, you will lack data hygiene. Without well-chosen markets, synergies are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded obfuscation" really mean? Reddit has refactored the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We believe we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also leverage holistically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without bloatware, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to maximize. We will cultivate the power of micro-e-markets to empower. We will morph the industry jargon "revolutionary". We will embrace the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Without web-readiness, you will lack obfuscation. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be global or to be bricks-and-clicks? Reddit has revolutionized the idea of branding management. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be scalable? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without data hygiene, you will lack R&D. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP.