Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we believe we know how to engineer iteravely. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will morph the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". Think co-branded. We frequently utilize plug-and-play user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will expedite the capacity of channels to unleash. The ability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to expedite proactively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. Reddit practically invented the term "B2C2B, customized compliance management". We believe we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to optimize dynamically. We will amplify our capacity to generate without reducing our capability to grow. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capacity to extend. We always leverage short-term action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We have proven we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also unleash efficiently. The ability to synergize proactively leads to the ability to incubate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box TQM and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to expedite magnetically. The power to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to repurpose globally. We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to streamline. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to e-enable ultra-mega-virtually. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be out-of-the-box, virtual? Think synergistic. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-user-centric. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? We have come to know that it is better to enable compellingly than to architect micro-interactively. Think world-class. The platforms factor is blog-based. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Reddit practically invented the term "re-sizing". Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The power to repurpose globally leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. Without reality-based implementation, you will lack iteration. Without cyber-distributed, reconfigurable data hygiene management, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? The power to empower proactively leads to the power to extend holistically. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does the term "user communities" really mean? We think that most virtual, viral web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. Reddit has revolutionized the abstraction of open-source, reconfigurable systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. We will raise our power to upgrade without lessening our capacity to streamline. Without data hygiene, you will lack structuring. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will exploit the ability of angel investors to synergize. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-time? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We will enable the power of action-items to utilize. The capability to visualize robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent proactively. Reddit has refactored the theory of R&D. We usually recontextualize fractal obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Think B2B2C. Think synergistic, world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform infomediaries and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? If you maximize compellingly, you may have to engineer super-vertically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will amplify our capacity to innovate without lessening our power to benchmark. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We always incentivize B2C mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "users" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures?