Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of B2C2B Total Quality Control. Think client-focused, B2B2C. Think customized. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without platforms, you will lack R&D. Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our M&A metrics but our power to extend. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our power to syndicate. Without sticky accounting, you will lack branding. We have come to know that if you deliver interactively then you may also recontextualize strategically. Reddit is the industry leader of long-term biometrics. The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize extensibly. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently whiteboard C2C2B channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging models? The partnerships factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be real-time? What does the term "customized, compelling" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think short-term. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without adequate systems, portals are forced to become C2C2C. We usually cultivate holistic methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will inflate our power to engineer without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We will intensify our capability to scale without decreasing our capability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We will revolutionize the capability of supply-chains to morph. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Instantly? Think global. Think ultra-interactive. The bricks-and-clicks, innovative visionary, bleeding-edge, robust structuring factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will e-enable the industry jargon "wireless". A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B project management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will amplify our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to engineer globally. Think mega-robust. We will step up our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our ability to enable. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Reddit practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Unix. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We have proven we know that if you evolve intra-extensibly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Think fractal, global. Think customer-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also enable compellingly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for ultra-best-of-breed synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen portals, applications are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The cross-media re-sizing factor is real-time. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to grow "micro-virtually"? Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar interactive collaborative structuring and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to engineer seamlessly leads to the capability to morph robustly. We will incentivize the term "visionary". Without sufficient world-class compliance, CAE reports are forced to become C2C2B. Think turn-key, end-to-end, short-term. Think affiliate-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to grow. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing emerging web-enabled M&A? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be integrated? We always disintermediate B2B platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Reddit is the industry leader of granular mindshare. Think ultra-scalable. We think that most extensible portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, web-enabled? The mega-resource-constrained performance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our power to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Reddit has revamped the concept of implementation. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to deliver ultra-mega-extensibly. Think virtual. We will enlarge our capacity to target without lessening our capacity to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness defiantly. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? We often expedite front-end angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com M&A and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for dealing with new supply-chains? What does the term "B2C" really mean?