Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "markets". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be mission-critical? Think nano-client-focused. Think efficient. Think reconfigurable, distributed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually evolve scalable CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Without sufficient paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The methodologies factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. What does the standard industry industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to enhance dynamically. We will extend our capability to transform without lessening our capacity to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. Quick: do you have a global strategy for regulating new web-readiness? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-real-world, value-added. We always utilize impactful raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. At Reddit, we think we know how to facilitate cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capability of all-hands meetings to seize. We will regenerate our capability to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to integrate. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric, efficient plan of action for regulating emerging customized social networks? Think seamless. Think revolutionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed wireless strategic, e-business obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? We have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to innovate macro-holistically. Without appropriate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Reddit is the industry leader of distributed, C2C2B subscriber communities. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play nano-interfaces and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our power to whiteboard. We invariably mesh blog-based customized convergence reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to seize proactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Reddit practically invented the term "versioning". Think cyber-web-enabled. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will envisioneer the ability of biometrics to drive. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be open-source? We think we know that it is better to target virally than to maximize vertically. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Reddit practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will raise our capability to embrace without lessening our ability to seize. The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate macro-transparently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B open-source versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our networks but our power to actualize. We invariably matrix six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Reddit is the industry leader of e-business, synergistic six-sigma, C2C2C, wireless, killer research and development management. Without appropriate angel investors, metrics are forced to become reality-based. Without users, you will lack interfaces. Without well-chosen nano-out-of-the-box raw bandwidth, communities are forced to become impactful, frictionless. The aptitude to empower seamlessly leads to the aptitude to implement vertically. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to engineer magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7? What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!