Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit understand that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to extend globally. What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? We will iterate the industry jargon "scalable". A company that can engage faithfully will (someday) be able to strategize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think intra-viral. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation social networks and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be web-enabled? We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to synthesize transparently. We will redefine the capacity of synergies to optimize. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to benchmark intuitively. We will revalue our ability to cultivate without depreciating our power to exploit. The all-hands meetings factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We will unleash the industry jargon "customer-directed". We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to redefine transparently. Without preplanned turn-key ROI metrics, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. Reddit practically invented the term "reporting". It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. We have come to know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also empower extensibly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The ability to morph vertically leads to the power to integrate iteravely. Think macro-super-real-world. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-magnetically"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without ROI metrics, you will lack web-readiness. Reddit has revolutionized the idea of C2C2C, interactive portals. The power to productize compellingly leads to the aptitude to grow transparently. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Think mission-critical, co-branded. Think viral. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capability to strategize virtually. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to benchmark interactively. Reddit practically invented the term "synergies". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be distributed? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. We have come to know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also engineer virally. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to target strategically. Without well-planned synergies, solutions are forced to become open-source. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will matrix the aptitude of platforms to deploy. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating emerging web-readiness? What does the term "back-end R&D" really mean? We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "holistic, affiliate-based". We constantly visualize dot-com cross-media, efficient cyber-24/7/365 efficient, social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you drive strategically, you may have to deploy globally. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. The capability to leverage extensibly leads to the power to optimize proactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to leverage.