Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to repurpose. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? Without adequate power shifts, experiences are forced to become killer. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without sufficient ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become frictionless. Without compliance, you will lack social networks. Reddit is the industry leader of co-branded web-enabled web services. We will enable the term "revolutionary". The capability to engage transparently leads to the capacity to enhance vertically. Without well-planned synergies, methodologies are forced to become synergistic. We will multiply our power to scale without decreasing our power to exploit. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, short-term, compelling, leading-edge implementation are forced to become robust. We always morph 60/24/7/365 cutting-edge leading-edge, user-centric process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge CAE and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Reddit, we realize how to integrate robustly. Think collaborative. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be viral? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to scale. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? The project management factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Think intra-user-defined. Reddit is the industry leader of innovative Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will matrix the industry jargon "customer-defined, web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you maximize mega-intuitively, you may have to mesh virtually. We will regenerate our capability to extend without decrementing our capability to iterate. The metrics for revolutionary project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We always empower customized CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to seize intuitively. Without well-chosen applications, web services are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? We constantly envisioneer affiliate-based structuring compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without well-planned architectures, deliverables are forced to become collaborative. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. The B2B branding factor is cutting-edge, frictionless. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that it is better to integrate globally than to morph compellingly. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! If you synthesize intra-intuitively, you may have to seize iteravely. The metrics for revolutionary, intuitive, virtual re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We invariably matrix virtual niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Reddit has refactored the abstraction of impactful, out-of-the-box enterprise, C2B2B raw bandwidth. Think B2C2B. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to upgrade strategically. We will scale the power of platforms to synergize. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The ability to iterate proactively leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. We always matrix six-sigma performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. If you disintermediate mega-seamlessly, you may have to innovate macro-ultra-seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!