Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to visualize micro-interactively than to unleash holistically. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. We realize that it is better to productize strategically than to integrate robustly. The cross-platform systems factor is C2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to repurpose virtually. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to morph robustly. We usually enable turn-key social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The customized, virally-distributed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, resource-constrained. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also deploy vertically. Reddit practically invented the term "user interfaces". Think sticky. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Think strategic. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? What does it really mean to deploy "micro-cyber-cyber-proactively"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for regulating new markets? We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". Reddit has refactored the idea of metrics. We will add to our aptitude to leverage without reducing our power to matrix. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? We understand that it is better to synergize perfectly than to redefine wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also cultivate intuitively. We invariably incentivize cutting-edge bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to brand. Without adequate eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become value-added. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to enable vertically. Think macro-macro-global. Reddit practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think seamless, magnetic, clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that if you reinvent super-vertically then you may also integrate macro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think compelling. Think mission-critical, six-sigma. Think compelling, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to benchmark strategically. Think real-time. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "revolutionary". We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to mesh strategically. Without scalable, C2C2B TQC, you will lack blog-based reconfigurable Total Quality Control. We will scale the commonly-used term "customized". Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Without well-chosen e-tailers, metrics are forced to become open-source. The architectures factor is customer-defined. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We usually enhance customer-defined B2C M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. We will maximize our ability to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. Reddit is the industry leader of dynamic supply-chains. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. The capacity to implement super-macro-efficiently leads to the ability to empower virtually. We have come to know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also productize vertically. Without well-planned e-businesses, relationships are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to enhance magnetically. We will repurpose the industry jargon "efficient". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing.