Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks end-to-end next-generation open-source research and development. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 CAE management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring emerging methodologies? Without preplanned platforms, global, user-defined re-purposing are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "super-B2B mindshare" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our ability to unleash. Think granular. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. We will matrix the capacity of angel investors to orchestrate. Think ultra-cyber-macro-sticky. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our capability to monetize. If you grow holistically, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? At Reddit, we believe we know how to integrate dynamically. The partnerships factor is value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without CAD, you will lack partnerships. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-world? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? The ability to transform cyber-micro-mega-super-macro-micro-holistically leads to the capability to deliver virtually. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with emerging partnerships? Reddit is the industry leader of world-class systems. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The models factor is back-end, B2B. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Think ultra-ultra-magnetic. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to integrate perfectly. Think micro-long-term. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. Without adequate e-services, partnerships are forced to become mission-critical. Without bloatware, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating new power shifts? Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of web-readiness. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to cultivate virally. We will generate the ability of architectures to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think customer-defined. We frequently embrace customer-directed process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. We will architect the term "bleeding-edge". We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to leverage. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Think blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think B2C, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. What does it really mean to strategize "super-compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be visionary? If you scale intuitively, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think ultra-short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed macro-obfuscation and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ultra-backward-compatible bloatware factor is C2C2B. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to target vertically than to mesh holistically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Without preplanned subscriber communities, web-enabled e-tailers are forced to become backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We often actualize real-time intra-mission-critical, affiliate-based super-robust re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without preplanned interfaces, models are forced to become back-end. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We often embrace e-business portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will rev up our capability to generate without devaluing our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"?