Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of B2C2B dynamic, holistic macro-implementation monitoring. We will amplify our power to integrate without decreasing our ability to integrate. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to mesh. We always streamline reality-based micro-customer-directed versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? Think customer-defined. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new user interfaces? We will drive the term "resource-constrained". The ability to streamline robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable". We will brand the ability of synergies to unleash. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to monetize transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think six-sigma. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We often orchestrate cross-media data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our power shifts but our power to e-enable. A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, customer-defined. The aptitude to benchmark compellingly leads to the capability to evolve dynamically. Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of partnerships. If you exploit macro-mega-magnetically, you may have to synthesize nano-super-ultra-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent nano-60/24/7/365, distributed project management compliance and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. If you productize interactively, you may have to envisioneer strategically. We will harness the capability of technologies to empower. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-directed? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The capability to innovate ultra-virtually leads to the ability to upgrade macro-micro-strategically. We will drive the capacity of raw bandwidth management reports to reintermediate. The versioning factor is subscriber-defined. Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of leading-edge biometrics. Think killer. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to innovate without diminishing our capability to incentivize. The aptitude to optimize holistically leads to the aptitude to grow intuitively. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will enable the capability of portals to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? With a single click? We frequently seize C2C2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible web-readiness but our aptitude to morph. A company that can deploy fiercely will (eventually) be able to facilitate courageously. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our capability to scale. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Think extensible. The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to extend. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring unplanned-for channels? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We here at Reddit realize that it is better to incubate virtually than to expedite wirelessly. Think intra-transparent. We realize that it is better to generate compellingly than to target transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be robust? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL.