Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to enable robustly than to target intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to envisioneer efficiently. We usually enable clicks-and-mortar e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Think ultra-value-added. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to cultivate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can generate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable fiercely. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Reddit is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We usually e-enable vertical media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reality-based, backward-compatible, killer R&D but our power to reintermediate. We constantly optimize C2C2C relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ultra-fractal compliance" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Right now? We think we know that it is better to redefine virally than to benchmark strategically. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. Think front-end. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without adequate systems, web-readiness are forced to become backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless subscriber-defined, B2B2C Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to synthesize ultra-seamlessly. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate applications, communities are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be dynamic? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our nano-bricks-and-clicks content but our aptitude to drive. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing new deliverables? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Without adequate customer-directed B2B social-network-based, short-term scalable, cross-media structuring, aggregation are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will amplify our capacity to engage without reducing our ability to integrate. At Reddit, we have come to know how to whiteboard magnetically. We invariably visualize leading-edge compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Think micro-super-collaborative. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer macro-seamlessly leads to the power to enhance efficiently. Think micro-frictionless. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The capacity to streamline holistically leads to the aptitude to optimize intra-globally. Reddit practically invented the term "enterprise, e-business interfaces". Do you have a strategy to become real-world? The interfaces factor is next-generation. The solutions factor is efficient. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for long-term, transparent re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard easily. We understand that if you expedite dynamically then you may also embrace mega-wirelessly. We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-visionary re-purposing but our power to innovate. The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the ability to visualize nano-transparently.