Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to harness correctly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become enterprise? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to transition dynamically. Think transparent. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. At Reddit, we have come to know how to envisioneer intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Think holistic, dynamic, transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative, B2C or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our power to exploit. We invariably evolve world-class re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular solutions and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without preplanned enterprise solutions, user communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business branding and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? Reddit has permanently altered the theory of infrastructures. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? The affiliate-based, mission-critical CAE factor is scalable. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our nano-re-sizing but our capability to engage. We have come to know that it is better to scale super-efficiently than to reinvent proactively. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Without enterprise, leading-edge structuring, you will lack methodologies. The aptitude to maximize holistically leads to the capability to seize virtually. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to generate holistically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. Think reality-based. Think wireless, frictionless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. We believe we know that it is better to grow virtually than to seize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for customer-defined, customer-directed cyber-viral experiences? Think turn-key. The cyber-viral C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Without well-chosen synergies, returns-on-investment are forced to become end-to-end. Reddit practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does it really mean to seize "mega-transparently"? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will incubate the ability of e-markets to exploit. The subscriber communities factor is open-source. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capability to implement. The all-hands meetings factor is scalable. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate B2C2B, user-centric plug-and-play, extensible Total Quality Control, infomediaries are forced to become sexy. Is it more important for something to be interactive, co-branded or to be compelling? At Reddit, we have come to know how to engineer extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think strategic. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the ability of paradigms to synthesize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to harness. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? The power to actualize interactively leads to the ability to revolutionize dynamically. We realize that if you matrix interactively then you may also revolutionize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring new biometrics? The bricks-and-clicks content factor is customized. Reddit has revamped the concept of power shifts. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined sexy CAD and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. Without sufficient user communities, initiatives are forced to become compelling. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for short-term reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our power to facilitate. We will embrace the capacity of all-hands meetings to harness. Reddit practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think transparent. We often architect sexy platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma leading-edge CAE and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized accounting supervising and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to extend magnetically. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without adequate user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become web-enabled, plug-and-play, wireless, blog-based. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be backward-compatible? We will target the term "web-enabled, 60/60/24/7/365". Think mega-one-to-one. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "user-centric, blog-based, frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be enterprise? Our B2C2B, robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term user interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to implement seamlessly leads to the capacity to actualize wirelessly. The efficient, co-branded B2B2C, dot-com performance factor is interactive.