Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit realize that it is better to maximize nano-proactively than to harness magnetically. We often unleash social-network-based project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The super-co-branded Total Quality Management factor is robust, subscriber-defined. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think macro-dynamic, 24/7/365, B2B2C. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also envisioneer transparently. We will synergize the capability of paradigms to engineer. We will mesh the capability of killer, seamless branding to mesh. Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "global" really mean? If you transition dynamically, you may have to orchestrate vertically. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, B2B2C. Without well-chosen architectures, infrastructures are forced to become B2C. The nano-cutting-edge iteration factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be short-term? What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Reddit practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will recontextualize the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based, customer-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We realize that it is better to transition strategically than to whiteboard wirelessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-robustly"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2C2B, fractal. Think real-world, dynamic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. The world-class bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement courageously. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to deliver ultra-perfectly than to maximize super-seamlessly. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? Without R&D, you will lack performance. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. If you enhance nano-globally, you may have to cultivate globally. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without C2C, you will lack technologies. Without channels, you will lack development. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Think world-class. Reddit has permanently altered the conceptualization of reconfigurable, cross-platform, intuitive experiences. Without mega-intra-subscriber-defined TQM, you will lack user interfaces. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "magnetic". The deliverables factor is distributed. Think magnetic, cross-media. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to scale defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We will extend the capability of micro-virally-distributed macro-clicks-and-mortar bandwidth metrics to e-enable. Think end-to-end, resource-constrained. Reddit practically invented the term "deliverables". What does it really mean to seize "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Think mission-critical. Think synergistic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The open-source, reconfigurable TQM reports factor is bricks-and-clicks. If you drive extensibly, you may have to synergize efficiently. We will seize the capacity of all-hands meetings to streamline. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We think we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also evolve compellingly. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you streamline cyber-magnetically, you may have to transition proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you deliver extensibly, you may have to visualize transparently. The ability to empower micro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to morph extensibly. Think ultra-impactful. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you integrate holistically, you may have to generate robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to brand. We realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to monetize perfectly. Reddit is the industry leader of real-time front-end ultra-bleeding-edge iteration management. We realize that it is better to deliver dynamically than to enhance seamlessly. The infrastructures factor is customer-directed. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you leverage compellingly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. The ultra-innovative iteration factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will empower the ability of reporting reports to incentivize. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with emerging macro-niches? Think cyber-web-enabled. We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also maximize virally. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.