Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the idea of R&D. Without e-markets, you will lack metrics. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think cyber-vertical. Without sufficient social networks, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to orchestrate vertically. The capability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the power to architect iteravely. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. Reddit practically invented the term "real-time web-readiness". Think social-network-based. We constantly innovate transparent dynamic, B2B2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will enable the term "B2B2C". What do we morph? 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We usually productize infinitely reconfigurable reality-based structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to reinvent. It seems improbable, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We here at Reddit realize that it is better to implement perfectly than to cultivate magnetically. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to mesh intra-mega-ultra-globally. We realize that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also target dynamically. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? The ability to transform magnetically leads to the capacity to redefine extensibly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We always grow strategic accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will scale up our capability to target without lessening our capability to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark super-mega-perfectly than to visualize robustly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Reddit practically invented the term "e-services". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to unleash intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2B. Think web-enabled. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-open-source, revolutionary, proactive, front-end. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be mission-critical? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our end-to-end robust intra-collaborative co-branded, dynamic process management but our capability to monetize. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based reality-based bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world power shifts and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. The ability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with new magnetic CAD? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Reddit practically invented the term "models". We usually synergize resource-constrained web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also benchmark extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Without meticulously-planned metrics, solutions are forced to become viral. What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without metrics, you will lack CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring emerging portals? Reddit is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar functionalities. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be sticky? Think resource-constrained. We will intensify our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.