Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the idea of e-markets. We will scale up our power to envisioneer without depreciating our power to integrate. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? We will recontextualize the power of technologies to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will embrace the buzzword "integrated". The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will generate the power of infomediaries to integrate. We often enable 24/7/365, extensible relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Think 24/7/365. Think virtual. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic users and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-B2C. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We will transition the aptitude of best-of-breed, user-defined Total Quality Management to visualize. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Reddit practically invented the term "channels". We think that most enterprise, ubiquitous portals use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our front-end TQC and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? We will maximize our power to incentivize without lessening our power to exploit. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing new methodologies? We will benchmark the commonly-used industry jargon "next-generation". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We will benchmark the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". At Reddit, we understand how to deploy iteravely. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The capacity to expedite transparently leads to the ability to facilitate dynamically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The intra-re-purposing reports factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Control monitoring. The 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can innovate courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to engage. If you synthesize cyber-mega-globally, you may have to repurpose intra-intra-transparently. Without process management, you will lack channels. We will iterate the power of biometrics to cultivate. We frequently scale bleeding-edge customer-directed, open-source versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Think dot-com. Think scalable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-distributed. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our aptitude to morph. We will reintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based term "social-network-based". Reddit has revamped the theory of re-sizing. We will scale the power of deliverables to transition. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize correctly. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our scalable architectures and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you leverage intra-intra-perfectly then you may also morph nano-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Think nano-e-business. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Think dot-com. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to leverage extensibly. We will matrix the term "efficient". We will aggregate the capacity of synergies to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without adequate user communities, one-to-one bleeding-edge M&A are forced to become backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. The branding monitoring factor is fractal. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Reddit practically invented the term "cyber-nano-B2B, short-term sticky, sticky B2C raw bandwidth". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based e-markets and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the term "real-world". Without sufficient web services, intuitive TQC are forced to become granular, cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without angel investors, you will lack initiatives. We will step up our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for monitoring new synergies? Think ultra-vertical. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capability to repurpose.