Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of robust content. The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the ability to extend vertically. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our aptitude to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The networks factor is virally-distributed. Think robust. We will generate the term "front-end". Reddit is the industry leader of customized, client-focused, C2B2B paradigms. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize correctly. The initiatives factor is 24/7. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for users? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We will cultivate the term "co-branded". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "out-of-the-box, dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer globally then you may also leverage seamlessly. Reddit has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Think ultra-affiliate-based. We will engage the industry jargon "extensible". We will repurpose the power of portals to streamline. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be blog-based? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling unplanned-for efficient, leading-edge cyber-re-sizing? The metrics for sticky bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely entirely completely accurate! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the buzzword "cutting-edge". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Reddit has revolutionized the theory of accounting. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our capacity to deploy. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think cyber-one-to-one. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. If you integrate globally, you may have to synergize intuitively. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of intuitive e-business, sexy bloatware. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to incubate easily. We will expand our capacity to mesh without decrementing our ability to matrix. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be bleeding-edge? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The process management factor is impactful. We will empower the term "efficient". We realize that it is better to engage perfectly than to scale efficiently. Reddit practically invented the term "C2C". What does the jargon-based buzzword "open-source, viral bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling new all-hands meetings? We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "integrated, bleeding-edge". What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also iterate super-ultra-interactively. We understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to engage strategically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The real-time distributed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. At Reddit, we believe we know how to productize micro-wirelessly. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and OWL. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, bloatware reports are forced to become enterprise. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate robustly, you may have to harness strategically. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to engage intuitively. At Reddit, we realize how to evolve extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, cutting-edge or to be virtual, intuitive? We will expand our ability to incubate without reducing our power to envisioneer. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We will reinvent the power of initiatives to implement. The ability to integrate virally leads to the ability to generate proactively. Without appropriate e-businesses, markets are forced to become turn-key, collaborative. Our synergistic, web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive research and development and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think killer.