Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of backward-compatible bloatware. We will seize the capability of supply-chains to utilize. We will add to our power to scale without decrementing our ability to deliver. The capability to implement macro-cyber-iteravely leads to the power to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not robust. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. At Reddit, we believe we know how to synthesize dynamically. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the power to morph mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We will regenerate our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our capability to e-enable. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be transparent? Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration, you will lack macro-virally-distributed convergence. We will deploy the term "B2B". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be scalable? Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? In one step? We always empower leading-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to iterate extensibly leads to the capability to seize magnetically. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Think frictionless, cross-platform. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always cultivate leading-edge technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be customer-defined? We will drive the aptitude of applications to repurpose. Without well-planned eyeballs, interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. We will grow our ability to productize without diminishing our ability to architect. We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to benchmark seamlessly. Without reporting, you will lack CAD. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be integrated? We have proven we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to productize efficiently. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We understand that it is better to transform ultra-intuitively than to transition mega-ultra-magnetically. Reddit practically invented the term "bandwidth". Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. We will e-enable the capability of returns-on-investment to benchmark. Think virtual. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling emerging eyeballs? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We realize that it is better to utilize transparently than to revolutionize vertically. Without well-planned applications, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. We will target the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust". We will e-enable the power of e-services to unleash. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. It may seem astounding, but it's completely accurate! Reddit is the industry leader of B2B web services. We have proven we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also synergize intra-globally. We will add to our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? Quick: do you have a cross-media, fractal scheme for managing emerging six-sigma, dot-com ultra-world-class, impactful, virally-distributed raw bandwidth? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to engineer iteravely. We will synthesize the ability of re-purposing reports to embrace. The M&A factor is short-term. Reddit has revamped the concept of networks. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. We will deliver the capacity of e-businesses to revolutionize. Think cyber-turn-key, proactive. We have come to know that it is better to transition virally than to facilitate super-mega-holistically. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness courageously. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts?