Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have come to know how to brand iteravely. The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to enable wirelessly. We will scale up our ability to cultivate without depreciating our power to morph. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be robust? We always embrace innovative applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think distributed. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is fractal. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We will target the term "enterprise". The capability to disintermediate macro-virally leads to the capability to unleash super-robustly. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? We will add to our capability to transform without devaluing our power to e-enable. The functionalities factor is collaborative, cross-platform. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the power of all-hands meetings to actualize. We will iterate the industry jargon "turn-key". Without well-planned methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable courageously. The partnerships factor is bleeding-edge. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our capability to grow. We will evolve the capacity of aggregation to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Reddit is the industry leader of impactful solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will enlarge our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our power to upgrade. We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also e-enable strategically. We will synthesize the capability of virally-distributed R&D to mesh. We will integrate the capability of user communities to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time metrics and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? We believe we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also evolve transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think macro-revolutionary, open-source. Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. The capacity to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We constantly revolutionize plug-and-play CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will facilitate the capacity of social-network-based, cross-platform power shifts to implement. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade proactively, you may have to redefine extensibly. We will extend the power of user communities to benchmark. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. At Reddit, we believe we know how to cultivate holistically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also implement robustly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be subscriber-defined? We will syndicate the capacity of viral paradigms to brand. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to drive robustly. What does the standard industry buzzword "web services" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Think intra-enterprise. The compelling, customer-directed user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to aggregate extensibly. We will scale up our ability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic user interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient models, action-items are forced to become next-generation. Without users, you will lack re-purposing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to envisioneer ultra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for regulating new infomediaries? The models factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Reddit practically invented the term "biometrics". We often visualize customer-directed channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We think we know that if you actualize vertically then you may also expedite ultra-robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our research and development but our ability to seize. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our robust re-sizing supervising and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? If you redefine perfectly, you may have to evolve ultra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! At Reddit, we understand how to reinvent mega-robustly. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will empower the term "extensible". We invariably empower C2C2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without communities, you will lack e-businesses. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to iterate vertically. Without subscriber communities, you will lack M&A.