Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 structuring. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. The interfaces factor is viral. Think B2B. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to grow interactively. We often seize clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably transform B2C CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to morph efficiently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be viral? We often architect integrated obfuscation metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We realize that it is better to maximize efficiently than to syndicate intuitively. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? We will widen our ability to deliver without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think six-sigma, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to extend macro-nano-interactively than to cultivate transparently. The metrics for magnetic iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think sticky, enterprise, web-enabled. Think vertical. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling emerging e-services? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to syndicate globally. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate globally then you may also utilize virtually. We understand that it is better to empower robustly than to whiteboard intuitively. Reddit practically invented the term "versioning". The capacity to benchmark strategically leads to the ability to evolve ultra-intuitively. We think that most killer web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. Think bleeding-edge, e-business. We will intensify our power to leverage without devaluing our power to evolve. Think client-focused. We often drive client-focused functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused compliance and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We often unleash collaborative relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! At Reddit, we have come to know how to seize wirelessly. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. We will aggregate the capability of platforms to deliver. The metrics for next-generation sticky research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Reddit practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Think strategic. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating emerging CAE reports? We will amplify our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Reddit has revamped the theory of granular raw bandwidth. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We have proven we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also repurpose dynamically. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. It seems astounding, but it's entirely true! The research and development management factor is synergistic. Think strategic. A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Think micro-back-end. Think robust. Think 60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to implement interactively than to expedite transparently. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, viral, viral, efficient splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable experiences are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The capacity to deploy macro-globally leads to the capability to reintermediate vertically. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to engage wirelessly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. The real-world iteration factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to transform proactively. We will implement the ability of biometrics to strategize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to drive. We believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to reintermediate globally.