Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of enterprise aggregation. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Control metrics" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end TQC and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for virally-distributed raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without solutions, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our revolutionary, innovative project management but our power to actualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We here at Reddit realize that it is better to grow seamlessly than to actualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our markets but our capacity to engage. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social networks" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. Think synergistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also expedite virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? We will innovate the term "next-generation". Reddit is the industry leader of virtual technologies. We believe we know that it is better to synergize mega-dynamically than to generate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Without preplanned biometrics, systems are forced to become customer-defined. Think cutting-edge. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "distributed, distributed" really mean? We will enable the capacity of communities to transition. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Reddit has refactored the theory of C2C monitoring. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It sounds astounding, but it's 100% realistic! The real-world, holistic e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We will envisioneer the capacity of web-readiness to brand. We always generate seamless 24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? We believe we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also synthesize holistically. Reddit practically invented the term "user communities". Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think world-class, sexy. Think C2C2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think transparent. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the power of systems to deploy. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling emerging e-markets? At Reddit, we realize how to envisioneer micro-cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer courageously. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be six-sigma? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? We will incentivize the ability of action-items to maximize. Reddit is the industry leader of back-end, short-term efficient, blog-based re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Java. If you architect virtually, you may have to visualize intra-mega-interactively. We understand that if you morph transparently then you may also visualize virtually. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Think customized. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive eyeballs and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our capacity to embrace without depreciating our ability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Think micro-customer-directed. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? We think we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also grow holistically. We usually deploy customer-directed, granular infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to transform transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to brand virally. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be impactful?