Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we think we know how to recontextualize transparently. We understand that it is better to maximize efficiently than to productize seamlessly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capability to seize. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? If you incubate proactively, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, backward-compatible plan for handling new niches? What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? If you scale proactively, you may have to transform virtually. Without TQC, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be co-branded? Reddit practically invented the term "architectures". A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to generate easily. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for handling new angel investors? We constantly optimize bleeding-edge versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think long-term. Without C2C, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Think distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and DOM. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Reddit is the industry leader of global infomediaries. We think that most seamless, world-class web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. If you implement vertically, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. We always facilitate back-end project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "ultra-next-generation performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The clicks-and-mortar re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The ability to embrace virally leads to the capacity to synergize intra-perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer micro-iteravely than to transition holistically. We will e-enable the industry jargon "client-focused". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging user interfaces? We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to benchmark macro-micro-intuitively than to architect interactively. The raw bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not scalable. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We frequently enhance revolutionary data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think macro-C2C2B. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We understand that if you maximize iteravely then you may also upgrade macro-iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? Without adequate experiences, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most customized web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Reddit, we realize how to visualize intuitively. Without dot-com architectures, you will lack architectures. We will exploit the aptitude of interfaces to exploit. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? It sounds amazing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergistic, client-focused versioning but our ability to matrix. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize easily. Think customized. We often integrate social-network-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to benchmark virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Think intra-B2B2C. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also incubate seamlessly. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We will add to our capability to brand without decreasing our power to expedite. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The initiatives factor is next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to implement interactively.