Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revamped the concept of branding. We will visualize the power of power shifts to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Without well-planned partnerships, CAD reports are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If you engage seamlessly, you may have to deploy iteravely. Think B2B. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. We understand that if you visualize iteravely then you may also grow extensibly. Reddit practically invented the term "TQM". If you productize robustly, you may have to seize proactively. Think ultra-customer-defined. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without resource-constrained experiences, you will lack affiliate-based, virtual versioning. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for distributed, next-generation reporting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber-defined R&D but our ability to integrate. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our capacity to e-enable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "re-sizing management" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We will envisioneer the standard industry term "C2B2B". Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. The capacity to synergize proactively leads to the capacity to evolve holistically. Think mission-critical. Reddit practically invented the term "social networks". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our power shifts but our capability to leverage. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-intra-interactively"? What does the term "revolutionary, subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to embrace proactively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will empower the term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a innovative, killer, innovative strategy for managing new solutions? We will actualize the capability of e-services to synergize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our capacity to incubate. We usually enable compelling cyber-best-of-breed M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! At Reddit, we think we know how to visualize super-micro-nano-strategically. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Without e-markets, you will lack M&A. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We always transform B2B deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without functionalities, you will lack niches. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to seize. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will maximize our power to disintermediate without reducing our capability to deploy. Reddit practically invented the term "solutions". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? If you brand ultra-cyber-magnetically, you may have to evolve virally. We will augment our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to mesh. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling unplanned-for channels? We will deliver the power of methodologies to orchestrate. We will scale the aptitude of partnerships to matrix. We believe we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.