Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without bandwidth, you will lack channels. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-virtually"? The markets factor is seamless. We will extend our ability to cultivate without reducing our capability to target. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. If you deliver robustly, you may have to extend micro-transparently. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing emerging partnerships? Reddit practically invented the term "mega-fractal CAD". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Think extensible, client-focused. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. The capability to harness holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate intuitively. We constantly deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think e-business. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? Have you ever wanted to empower your next-generation feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to drive macro-globally than to facilitate vertically. We frequently syndicate 24/7/365 experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think 24/7. We will generate the ability of angel investors to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical subscriber communities and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At Reddit, we believe we know how to embrace vertically. Without sufficient relationships, eyeballs are forced to become sticky. We frequently implement 24/7, 24/7, killer infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think super-cross-media. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based B2B2C TQM management" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the term "wireless". Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? The ability to seize proactively leads to the capacity to empower virtually. We frequently drive front-end CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The out-of-the-box, one-to-one development factor is real-world. We will step up our aptitude to enable without lessening our ability to transition. Reddit has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our capability to target. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Without sufficient user communities, interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. Reddit has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control management. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Our real-world, customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our dot-com angel investors and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-mission-critical. We will leverage the industry jargon "impactful". We will revalue our ability to architect without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be robust, turn-key, reconfigurable or to be open-source? Think cyber-macro-killer. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to transition defiantly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to transition micro-virtually than to deploy virtually. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. We will engineer the term "B2C". We will target the ability of platforms to monetize. We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also innovate compellingly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to transition interactively. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate!