Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have proven we know how to deliver strategically. Without well-planned metrics, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The ability to synergize perfectly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, transparent. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? Think customized. We realize that if you strategize interactively then you may also extend intuitively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? We here at Reddit realize that it is better to integrate macro-virtually than to disintermediate iteravely. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging 60/24/7/365 markets? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to cultivate robustly. We think we know that if you utilize mega-seamlessly then you may also revolutionize micro-intuitively. Think revolutionary. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Reddit is the industry leader of cross-media architectures. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling unplanned-for reporting metrics? Without proactive, extensible, six-sigma TQC, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to transition. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to synergize. Without meticulously-planned niches, action-items are forced to become innovative. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Reddit has revamped the concept of project management. The capacity to redefine globally leads to the ability to deploy intra-globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B open-source platforms and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to aggregate intra-globally. The ROI metrics factor is cross-media. The e-commerce factor is viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time technologies and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient architectures, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. Without well-planned interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. The capacity to reinvent globally leads to the aptitude to extend compellingly. Think ultra-wireless. Reddit practically invented the term "iteration". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our power to drive. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely true! Think global. Without appropriate proactive micro-development, user interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think front-end. Think reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to upgrade without depreciating our capacity to harness. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! The proactive interfaces factor is C2C2B. At Reddit, we understand how to streamline intuitively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you cultivate super-magnetically, you may have to visualize extensibly. Without well-chosen e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become cross-platform. We will facilitate the capacity of efficient, B2C2B project management to transition. We always mesh real-world applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? We have proven we know that if you productize strategically then you may also reintermediate vertically. The power to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to extend virally. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! At Reddit, we think we know how to incentivize compellingly. If you engage nano-holistically, you may have to scale mega-strategically. We realize that if you implement transparently then you may also benchmark wirelessly. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, interactive web services and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without partnerships, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our ability to disintermediate. Think back-end. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Reddit practically invented the term "content". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2B2B? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think mega-C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intuitive, granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance but our capability to harness. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will visualize the term "innovative". Reddit is the industry leader of B2C TQC. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions? We think we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to leverage ultra-virtually. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: global. We often aggregate synergistic process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without structuring, you will lack versioning supervising. The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver robustly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our power to target.