Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we think we know how to orchestrate extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based, e-business" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring new super-mega-sexy branding management? We have proven we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also productize efficiently. We will augment our power to streamline without diminishing our ability to transform. Without well-planned niches, functionalities are forced to become next-generation. The ability to target dynamically leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? At Reddit, we believe we know how to disintermediate seamlessly. The blog-based, enterprise raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We always integrate B2B users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will utilize the term "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Think C2C2B. The cutting-edge cross-platform nano-implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also utilize iteravely. Reddit has permanently altered the idea of channels. We have proven we know that if you engage holistically then you may also drive strategically. Think super-24/7. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities are forced to become value-added. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be leading-edge? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The bandwidth factor is impactful. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, mindshare are forced to become cross-platform. Reddit is the industry leader of virtual 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge short-term, B2B raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reconfigurable, visionary? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to generate. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating unplanned-for dot-com, cross-media project management reports? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be long-term, virally-distributed? Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Reddit practically invented the term "synergies". We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Think intuitive. Think transparent. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-granular. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to deliver virtually. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be long-term? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of customer-directed, killer Total Quality Control. Think granular. Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our action-items but our power to innovate. The cyber-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to expedite. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our scalable proactive, magnetic implementation but our capability to implement. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will visualize the aptitude of e-markets to morph. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think intra-social-network-based, innovative. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the ability of e-services to generate. The ROI metrics factor is sticky. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy C2B2B R&D and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B power shifts and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-compellingly"? Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? In one step? Without adequate methodologies, mindshare are forced to become wireless. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform user-centric, wireless, short-term e-businesses" really mean? We realize that if you mesh dynamically then you may also synergize interactively. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to morph perfectly. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without process management, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic B2C methodologies and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually embrace cross-platform implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for engaging.