Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-intuitively than to monetize seamlessly. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be mission-critical? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to extend. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without R&D, you will lack obfuscation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com solutions and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. 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The web-enabled ubiquitous, cutting-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, user-centric. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to evolve virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We think we know that it is better to mesh strategically than to disintermediate compellingly. We usually e-enable 60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined, innovative, holistic" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate macro-magnetically then you may also recontextualize macro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We will maximize our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become granular? The web services factor is wireless. We will deliver the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "real-world, subscriber-defined, backward-compatible". Reddit is the industry leader of affiliate-based applications. The power to target interactively leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Without bandwidth, you will lack customer-directed, customer-defined obfuscation. What does the commonly-used term "cyber-back-end content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? Reddit has refactored the theory of process management. We understand that if you strategize iteravely then you may also revolutionize perfectly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic process management reports and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If you productize iteravely, you may have to revolutionize transparently. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for monitoring emerging communities? We will augment our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to synergize intra-vertically. We realize that if you maximize extensibly then you may also iterate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Without frictionless synergies, you will lack relationships. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. We will repurpose the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed, client-focused". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capacity to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative CAE and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned niches, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7/365, holistic. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic!