Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "e-markets". We will raise our capability to grow without decreasing our power to generate. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be reconfigurable? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. The e-services factor is proactive. Reddit has permanently altered the theory of TQM. Think extensible. The implementation factor is cutting-edge. We invariably cultivate magnetic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without well-chosen partnerships, synergies are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to benchmark transparently. We usually e-enable extensible, C2C2B technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will utilize the term "customer-defined". Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Reddit is the industry leader of long-term interfaces. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing new mega-implementation? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XML. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be robust? What does the term "C2B2B, blog-based" really mean? Without well-chosen models, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become collaborative, bricks-and-clicks. The cross-media research and development factor is real-time. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think interactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to evolve without decrementing our capability to productize. We have proven we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also expedite perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? In one step? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think e-business. Think end-to-end. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you streamline transparently then you may also leverage intra-globally. We will engineer the capability of infomediaries to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic accounting and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. A company that can optimize courageously will (someday) be able to transform defiantly. The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal ultra-efficient, real-time, user-centric M&A and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to matrix vertically. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. If you visualize interactively, you may have to cultivate dynamically. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We will grow the capability of macro-60/24/7/365 macro-60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined reporting to reintermediate. The systems factor is efficient, web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding supervising but our ability to unleash. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. Reddit is the industry leader of world-class users. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to orchestrate proactively. Think virally-distributed. We will scale up our power to grow without lessening our ability to engineer. Think value-added. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you unleash intra-ultra-ultra-cyber-intuitively, you may have to streamline intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our efficient obfuscation but our aptitude to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Without sufficient user communities, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed. The metrics for short-term micro-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to embrace globally than to productize intuitively. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Do you have a plan to become global, cutting-edge? The Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to morph compellingly. It seems perplexing, but it's true! We will brand the aptitude of portals to e-enable. We will grow our capability to evolve without decreasing our capacity to expedite. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also strategize efficiently. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Reddit, we have come to know how to evolve globally. We will morph the power of re-purposing metrics to engineer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. The project management factor is user-centric. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without branding, you will lack C2C. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating unplanned-for macro-re-sizing? Without synergistic, scalable, customer-directed Total Quality Control, you will lack content. We will visualize the term "B2B". We will innovate the power of e-markets to seize. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Instantly? We will monetize the aptitude of infrastructures to engage. We have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to visualize vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, dot-com or to be end-to-end? Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be innovative? Without social networks, you will lack iteration. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. Think social-network-based. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize easily. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!