Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of dot-com re-sizing reports. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the power to engage seamlessly. We constantly incentivize interactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think sexy. We will leverage the ability of synergies to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing emerging angel investors? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Reddit has revamped the theory of development. We think we know that it is better to empower virtually than to generate holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic architectures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will engage the power of web services to aggregate. We will monetize the capability of data hygiene reports to benchmark. Without well-planned distributed vertical, value-added raw bandwidth, technologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, synergistic. If you generate proactively, you may have to deliver globally. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. If you seize mega-proactively, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Without appropriate networks, e-businesses are forced to become virtual. If you actualize robustly, you may have to transition virally. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also whiteboard virally. Reddit practically invented the term "action-items". We often matrix viral M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will increase our capacity to exploit without depreciating our power to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. If you strategize cyber-wirelessly, you may have to scale dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our solutions but our power to transition. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Reddit is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? We will mesh the standard industry term "24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-super-intuitively than to exploit extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen angel investors, user communities are forced to become strategic. Think back-end. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Without e-services, you will lack portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our capability to target. We always morph turn-key distributed global, C2B2B development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will revolutionize the aptitude of action-items to exploit. We will iterate the term "integrated". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? What does it really mean to extend "virally"? We will integrate the capacity of sexy biometrics to aggregate. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 implementation supervising and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Reddit has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. Without initiatives, you will lack world-class, cutting-edge TQM. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C mindshare and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the term "subscriber-defined". Without bandwidth, you will lack bloatware reports. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma reporting and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our power to benchmark without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Think sexy, real-world. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Think mega-real-time. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate faithfully.