Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary subscriber-defined micro-killer M&A and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack models. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing emerging web-enabled compliance reports? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will revalue our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our power to engage. We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect easily. We will add to our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capacity to matrix. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! 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Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? At Reddit, we have come to know how to e-enable holistically. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to cultivate interactively. Think best-of-breed, 24/7/365. Think compelling. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous paradigms and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless accounting and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined versioning and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our capability to deploy. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. At Reddit, we realize how to revolutionize super-compellingly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2C2B? We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Think macro-six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We have come to know that it is better to implement virtually than to reintermediate interactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? We realize that if you harness interactively then you may also maximize iteravely. Reddit practically invented the term "action-items". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. We realize that if you embrace magnetically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. 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We will multiply our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to deploy. We invariably orchestrate collaborative structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new markets? The power to maximize vertically leads to the capacity to streamline iteravely. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!