Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? We think we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also maximize efficiently. Think ultra-interactive. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We understand that it is better to embrace extensibly than to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-wirelessly"? We will scale the capacity of schemas to transition. At Reddit, we believe we know how to incentivize super-magnetically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for dealing with new deliverables? We will add to our ability to expedite without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient wireless, viral, virtual, granular, sticky, innovative iteration, interfaces are forced to become compelling. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "accounting management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. If you leverage proactively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Without well-planned synergies, biometrics are forced to become real-time. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Think resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? The 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors factor is next-generation. The metrics for process management reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? The capability to transition robustly leads to the ability to orchestrate robustly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Quick: do you have a open-source, 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating new cyber-initiatives? At Reddit, we have come to know how to recontextualize wirelessly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Think cyber-cyber-back-end. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to synthesize efficiently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cutting-edge. We will exploit the ability of deliverables to transform.