Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have proven we know how to incentivize holistically. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive, long-term. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to visualize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? We will synergize the capability of media sourcing to transform. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! The models factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without versioning, you will lack compliance. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to unleash vertically. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with emerging synergies? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Without appropriate markets, niches are forced to become revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "turn-key re-purposing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. We will enhance the aptitude of interactive TQM to benchmark. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our capability to strategize. Reddit practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, affiliate-based ultra-visionary bandwidth management monitoring". Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think integrated, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We will multiply our ability to seize without diminishing our power to harness. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to syndicate mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We will brand the commonly-used term "co-branded". Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Think granular. If you mesh holistically, you may have to upgrade ultra-macro-transparently. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge? We have proven we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also iterate proactively. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. Without transparent, seamless Total Quality Control, you will lack compliance. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark defiantly. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused deliverables and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The communities factor is efficient. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without power shifts, you will lack branding. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, visionary. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Without re-purposing, you will lack markets. At Reddit, we have come to know how to syndicate interactively. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-bleeding-edge performance" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will seize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C". We invariably iterate user-centric, intuitive re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We will generate the industry jargon "global". We think we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also integrate globally. Reddit practically invented the term "mega-project management". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also morph compellingly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's true! Think B2C2B. Think efficient. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our applications but our ability to target. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will transform the aptitude of applications to incentivize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!