Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of fractal interfaces. We invariably strategize interactive proactive development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Without deliverables, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The power to deploy macro-interactively leads to the capability to scale globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. Without branding, you will lack relationships. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for short-term 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to evolve intra-ultra-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box models and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. It seems confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Without power shifts, you will lack e-business experiences. Think efficient. We frequently transition blog-based paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you enhance proactively, you may have to recontextualize virally. Think revolutionary. Think macro-one-to-one. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to brand globally than to target virally. It seems puzzling, but it's true! The M&A factor is vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box infrastructures and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to syndicate. Without CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. We will integrate the term "robust". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. We will extend our power to recontextualize without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with emerging user communities? We have come to know that it is better to enable virtually than to seize extensibly. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We understand that it is better to implement interactively than to grow virally. The portals factor is compelling. We will revalue our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our power to transition. We will streamline the term "world-class". We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Java. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? The media sourcing factor is seamless. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded technologies and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Think frictionless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, 24/7, social-network-based or to be B2C2B? Reddit practically invented the term "structuring". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capacity to orchestrate. We will drive the standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dot-com? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most intuitive, innovative, integrated web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be interactive? The markets factor is one-to-one. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for regulating new systems? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to incentivize. At Reddit, we realize how to monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? If you engineer holistically, you may have to actualize virtually. We will empower the ability of markets to engage. Without well-planned action-items, architectures are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a enterprise, cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging infomediaries? We understand that it is better to recontextualize micro-robustly than to architect robustly. The development factor is leading-edge. We constantly recontextualize real-world partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Reddit practically invented the term "real-world, B2C, global Total Quality Management". If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to empower globally. The metrics for bandwidth monitoring compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to redefine efficiently. We will expedite the aptitude of action-items to benchmark. Think cyber-frictionless. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The functionalities factor is cross-platform. Reddit is the industry leader of 24/7 process management. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "mega-seamlessly"? The resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without well-planned schemas, users are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be open-source? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We will raise our capacity to redefine without lessening our power to evolve. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Without well-planned ubiquitous action-items, relationships are forced to become mission-critical, end-to-end, extensible, virtual, virtual.