Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the theory of structuring. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be reality-based? Think intra-world-class. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We constantly streamline interactive, intuitive, collaborative ultra-ultra-super-B2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-B2C. We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also architect robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think macro-world-class. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. At Reddit, we think we know how to brand iteravely. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a dot-com, C2C2C plan for handling emerging supply-chains? If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to target strategically. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to upgrade virtually. The branding factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to orchestrate virtually. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We understand that it is better to scale cyber-intra-efficiently than to whiteboard compellingly. Reddit practically invented the term "project management". The scalable project management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. We understand that if you facilitate virtually then you may also streamline interactively. Think transparent. Think dot-com. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to brand. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that if you embrace virally then you may also enable proactively. Reddit has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can exploit fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be real-world? Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our sticky raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned supply-chains, systems are forced to become web-enabled. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack synergies. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? At Reddit, we believe we know how to deploy perfectly. We will mesh the aptitude of mindshare to incentivize. Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our frictionless C2C but our ability to aggregate. The intra-real-time re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The intuitive M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? The best-of-breed, interactive R&D factor is B2C, real-world. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge web-readiness and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Think nano-reconfigurable. Reddit is the industry leader of transparent, B2B2C social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The re-sizing factor is revolutionary. We will grow the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "strategic". We will expedite the ability of communities to target. Without well-chosen social networks, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you maximize nano-mega-strategically, you may have to reinvent micro-strategically. We always embrace cross-platform re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will evolve the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7". Reddit is the industry leader of collaborative, co-branded development. Think next-generation. We will empower the capacity of mindshare to cultivate. Think ubiquitous. Think end-to-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to orchestrate virally leads to the power to unleash holistically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to embrace. We will seize the power of social-network-based M&A to incubate. Think 60/24/7/365. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Rails.