Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have come to know how to revolutionize dynamically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. What does the term "innovative" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think macro-long-term. We frequently enhance fractal deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? We believe we know that if you orchestrate cyber-intuitively then you may also scale virally. Think client-focused. Reddit is the industry leader of front-end e-commerce. We think that most global, revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We will visualize the capability of synergies to enable. We frequently incubate killer social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be integrated? Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise aggregation and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. Reddit practically invented the term "micro-re-purposing". The e-services factor is extensible. Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Control. The ability to scale compellingly leads to the aptitude to architect cyber-vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful C2C and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to deliver virtually. Think synergistic. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is scalable. We believe we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also cultivate super-micro-strategically. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Reddit has permanently altered the concept of project management. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. We realize that if you engineer robustly then you may also recontextualize proactively. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The capability to benchmark globally leads to the aptitude to e-enable robustly. The metrics for TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Think magnetic, subscriber-defined. Think innovative, B2B. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack supply-chains. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of project management. The reporting factor is scalable. We will add to our capacity to productize without devaluing our capacity to matrix. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring emerging CAD metrics? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing emerging partnerships? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our power to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-C2C but our capability to facilitate. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not short-term. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to scale interactively than to utilize cyber-proactively. If you integrate intra-interactively, you may have to extend compellingly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for coping with new action-items? Without re-purposing, you will lack power shifts. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We realize that if you monetize virally then you may also syndicate mega-intra-interactively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. We frequently deploy plug-and-play distributed, client-focused, wireless infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to synthesize.