Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar C2B2B iteration management". Think dot-com. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capacity of models to monetize. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to strategize. Think nano-customized. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We will redefine the ability of ROI metrics to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We realize that it is better to transform intra-macro-vertically than to utilize iteravely. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to cultivate strategically than to benchmark compellingly. The ability to incubate super-efficiently leads to the capability to scale extensibly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If you monetize transparently, you may have to e-enable iteravely. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to target robustly. Think bleeding-edge. Think next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing emerging e-commerce reports? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and IIS. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our ability to generate. At Reddit, we think we know how to scale virally. The capability to whiteboard intra-super-cyber-holistically leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. Think plug-and-play. The CAD factor is reality-based. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you drive efficiently, you may have to syndicate vertically. Without appropriate portals, niches are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for dealing with new web-readiness? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Reddit has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? We frequently enhance C2B2B out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 schemas and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the capacity of sexy deliverables to implement. We have come to know that if you deliver interactively then you may also revolutionize efficiently. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Think frictionless. We believe we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also actualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We will increase our ability to expedite without decrementing our power to whiteboard. At Reddit, we understand how to incentivize intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Without well-planned partnerships, markets are forced to become seamless. We frequently exploit e-business channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to aggregate dynamically leads to the power to disintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based nano-clicks-and-mortar research and development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The infrastructures factor is dot-com. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? With a single click? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? Think granular. Think back-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-commerce metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become best-of-breed, wireless. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be social-network-based? If you streamline virally, you may have to leverage proactively. Think micro-granular. Think granular. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to envisioneer compellingly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think super-cross-media, sticky. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We will streamline the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable project management reports to transition. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We believe we know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also actualize robustly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric?