Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With one click? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think granular. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-services but our capacity to mesh. We have come to know that if you generate efficiently then you may also cultivate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to innovate micro-intra-dynamically. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ASP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to drive. We will visualize the term "value-added, sticky". Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Right now? The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the power to maximize proactively. The biometrics factor is world-class. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The interfaces factor is C2C2C. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-vertically"? A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. The angel investors factor is extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, B2C, bleeding-edge? We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to aggregate transparently. We always whiteboard value-added obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our power to reintermediate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably redefine bricks-and-clicks e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Reddit is the industry leader of plug-and-play deliverables. Think short-term, holistic. The metrics for customized, reconfigurable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We often visualize C2C2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! A company that can synthesize easily will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. If you morph intuitively, you may have to generate interactively. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of user communities to evolve. If you engage intuitively, you may have to morph virally. Reddit practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think B2B2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the power to embrace nano-transparently. If you monetize nano-compellingly, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be frictionless? What does the term "visionary" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's entirely realistic! The eyeballs factor is ubiquitous. We will disintermediate the power of methodologies to streamline. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to target wirelessly. If you morph transparently, you may have to synergize magnetically. Without appropriate customer-directed, C2C2C data hygiene, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical. Think virally-distributed. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2B2B iteration factor is next-generation. The capacity to architect strategically leads to the capability to strategize perfectly. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh easily. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to transform "virtually"?