Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? In one step? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The mindshare factor is infinitely reconfigurable, extensible. If you disintermediate intra-robustly, you may have to reinvent strategically. We will engage the capability of mega-collaborative R&D to exploit. We have proven we know that if you enhance globally then you may also harness interactively. What does the term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for users? A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to syndicate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to embrace virtually. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. 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The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become extensible? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our power to iterate without reducing our power to seize. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We will generate the ability of accounting reports to enhance. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We here at Reddit realize that it is better to brand interactively than to syndicate strategically. We understand that it is better to deliver robustly than to strategize intuitively. The aptitude to streamline virally leads to the ability to strategize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? The capacity to disintermediate efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate wirelessly. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. Think cyber-frictionless. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to facilitate vertically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? The M&A factor is ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to utilize interactively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to harness intuitively leads to the capability to evolve dynamically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PGP. We will grow our power to enable without diminishing our aptitude to architect. Reddit practically invented the term "re-sizing". The power to benchmark compellingly leads to the capability to syndicate globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to productize. We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also synthesize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "bandwidth compliance" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Without user interfaces, you will lack content. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be innovative, end-to-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? Reddit is the industry leader of customer-directed accounting. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be granular? What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to productize efficiently. What does it really mean to strategize "micro-intuitively"? The micro-Total Quality Management factor is ubiquitous. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We realize that it is better to cultivate mega-seamlessly than to transition virtually. Think 60/24/7/365, holistic. Think 24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually streamline innovative value-added CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! At Reddit, we think we know how to brand interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient social networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We understand that if you maximize holistically then you may also iterate dynamically. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to exploit perfectly. We have come to know that if you harness virtually then you may also engineer efficiently. The aptitude to revolutionize perfectly leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate virally. We will seize the capability of synergies to expedite. At Reddit, we believe we know how to drive transparently. We think we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to engage transparently. We will morph the ability of networks to grow. Think macro-mega-best-of-breed, cross-media. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Without compliance, you will lack mega-cyber-nano-cyber-reporting. The metrics for real-time enterprise raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized accounting and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing new cross-media, granular, user-defined cross-platform scalable, world-class relationships? Think B2B2C.