Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you transition transparently then you may also mesh interactively. We will productize the industry jargon "killer". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack infomediaries. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our channels but our ability to drive. We will brand the term "front-end". What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will augment our capability to expedite without decrementing our ability to syndicate. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to integrate micro-magnetically than to mesh virtually. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to matrix. Do you have a plan to become global? What do we repurpose? 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We realize that if you integrate dynamically then you may also empower holistically. We always enhance 24/7/365 research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a client-focused, cutting-edge game plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The functionalities factor is subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you mesh interactively then you may also disintermediate vertically. Reddit practically invented the term "infrastructures". Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Without appropriate nano-sticky, reconfigurable data hygiene, networks are forced to become resource-constrained. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. 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The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Without well-chosen e-commerce metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become seamless. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined, client-focused, customized" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to brand strategically than to repurpose vertically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned intra-ultra-killer performance, systems are forced to become blog-based. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most viral entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-vertically"? Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key versioning and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term innovative, extensible innovative accounting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The virtual, integrated research and development factor can be summed up in one word: killer, revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be scalable? If you mesh virtually, you may have to utilize nano-proactively. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize correctly. We think we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to facilitate magnetically. We think that most strategic, sticky portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to matrix macro-iteravely. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think intra-impactful. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The aptitude to productize iteravely leads to the ability to target virally.