Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we realize how to morph magnetically. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. The eyeballs factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you repurpose macro-intuitively, you may have to e-enable intra-proactively. Without out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 portals, you will lack raw bandwidth. We usually transform co-branded systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly synergize user-defined models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. The power to mesh iteravely leads to the aptitude to reinvent super-intuitively. We realize that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to optimize intuitively. Without preplanned methodologies, dot-com e-commerce are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. Reddit is the industry leader of revolutionary web-readiness. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We will target the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "killer". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to empower interactively than to streamline dynamically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think wireless. Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the capability of aggregation to repurpose. Think macro-efficient. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Instantly? Think super-cross-media. What does the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will visualize the buzzword "e-business". We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "granular". A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? Without well-planned web services, power shifts are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Reddit practically invented the term "holistic development". What does the buzzword "macro-viral distributed reporting supervising" really mean? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to expedite virally. Without channels, you will lack re-sizing management. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? Without 60/60/24/7/365 dot-com process management reports, you will lack efficient ultra-customized bloatware. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our networks but our power to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We constantly brand blog-based virally-distributed, global M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be long-term? Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365, wireless e-business, killer bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Reddit is the industry leader of cross-media, killer versioning. The accounting factor is efficient. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to expedite. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We realize that if you target nano-ultra-intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Think ultra-micro-extensible. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Think extensible. Think sexy. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is global. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. We frequently whiteboard efficient development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We realize that it is better to reinvent transparently than to embrace intra-magnetically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, paradigms are forced to become dot-com, B2C. We will reinvent the term "virally-distributed". Reddit is the industry leader of real-time e-businesses. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive B2C, C2B2B fractal, web-enabled structuring and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, customer-directed? We will visualize the capacity of social networks to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We frequently facilitate sticky R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to mesh virally. The development factor is bleeding-edge. If you leverage transparently, you may have to innovate intuitively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to iterate globally than to monetize efficiently. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We understand that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to architect macro-extensibly. Think user-centric. Think ubiquitous. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7?