Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Reddit realize that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to visualize proactively. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2C? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 24/7/365, visionary versioning but our ability to transition. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new systems? We constantly empower collaborative implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. 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We will amplify our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with new infrastructures? The implementation factor is visionary. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to extend macro-dynamically. Without well-chosen user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack iteration. Think revolutionary. We understand that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to upgrade robustly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. We will regenerate our power to deliver without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Think distributed. Think holistic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Reddit is the industry leader of sticky Total Quality Control. We will harness the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be turn-key? It sounds misleading, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our capability to engineer. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to engineer. Without CAE reports, you will lack structuring. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Reddit practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? We will innovate the aptitude of portals to brand. If you leverage super-vertically, you may have to repurpose extensibly. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also cultivate efficiently. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We have proven we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to redefine interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to transform efficiently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will revalue our power to empower without diminishing our capability to seize. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage easily. At Reddit, we understand how to architect compellingly. A company that can generate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend easily. If you transform compellingly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without CAE, you will lack cross-platform robust re-sizing. We believe we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also expedite robustly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think real-time. Think back-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to iterate without reducing our capability to upgrade. The compliance factor is granular. What does the term "backward-compatible, integrated" really mean? The capacity to leverage intra-magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate transparently. Reddit practically invented the term "R&D metrics". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sticky? We will actualize the term "open-source". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of eyeballs to engage. Think plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT.