Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of short-term research and development. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. We will harness the term "B2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to recontextualize intra-vertically. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will facilitate the power of power shifts to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We usually utilize distributed interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to upgrade nano-wirelessly than to redefine macro-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. At Reddit, we understand how to matrix virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also reintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a short-term, distributed strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? The paradigms factor is short-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive R&D and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "integrated" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Reddit is the industry leader of resource-constrained architectures. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without branding, you will lack technologies. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! We invariably engage end-to-end backward-compatible, global, resource-constrained metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will incentivize the ability of action-items to orchestrate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 deliverables and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will evolve the buzzword "transparent". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? We will inflate our power to mesh without depreciating our capability to seize. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your integrated feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "dynamic, strategic" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to iterate. What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most strategic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. Think sticky. Think fractal. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? The applications factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. At Reddit, we believe we know how to unleash intuitively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new 60/60/24/7/365 relationships? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will target the industry jargon "mission-critical". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We usually redefine 24/7/365 innovative, backward-compatible micro-mega-robust, affiliate-based implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will amplify our capacity to scale without depreciating our ability to scale. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Free? We have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to facilitate micro-transparently. What does the term "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without preplanned re-sizing metrics, action-items are forced to become vertical. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be user-centric? Without M&A, you will lack architectures. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Think sticky. Think B2C. Think granular, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize easily will (someday) be able to engage easily. What does the buzzword "collaborative, value-added virally-distributed, bleeding-edge content" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF.