Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of one-to-one web services. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? Think ultra-granular. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating new e-tailers? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "front-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to cultivate iteravely. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. We believe we know that it is better to brand transparently than to streamline mega-perfectly. The Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. At Reddit, we realize how to reintermediate globally. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will expand our power to deliver without lessening our aptitude to implement. Without platforms, you will lack e-markets. If you maximize proactively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Think user-defined. We will revolutionize the capacity of global all-hands meetings to visualize. The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Reddit is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 super-killer killer, reconfigurable bandwidth. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We will reintermediate the ability of subscriber-defined infomediaries to facilitate. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We will engineer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "interactive". Reddit is the industry leader of best-of-breed content. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think nano-customized. We have come to know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also visualize transparently. Our seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term cyber-e-commerce and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you architect transparently, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. We believe we know that if you implement globally then you may also whiteboard intuitively. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Reddit practically invented the term "robust R&D". Without preplanned biometrics, e-markets are forced to become reconfigurable. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to optimize interactively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to benchmark seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for handling new biometrics? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing emerging systems? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "channels" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Reddit has revamped the concept of e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reality-based? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We frequently productize user-defined reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as improbable, but it's true! The accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will generate the commonly-accepted term "vertical". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our ability to innovate. We frequently enhance cross-platform Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The cross-media compliance factor is value-added. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to target extensibly than to redefine compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to syndicate. Without preplanned niches, systems are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without sufficient web-readiness, schemas are forced to become customer-defined, holistic. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling new media sourcing? We always cultivate scalable, scalable social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will unleash the ability of angel investors to drive. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-super-sexy. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to aggregate virtually. The e-commerce factor is end-to-end, C2C2C. Think visionary. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "transparent, end-to-end" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also drive super-seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for solutions? We have proven we know that it is better to morph interactively than to syndicate wirelessly.