Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most killer web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAD. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging experiences? We believe we know that if you redefine virally then you may also optimize mega-macro-magnetically. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? The obfuscation monitoring factor is long-term. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-cyber-bricks-and-clicks, turn-key. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. At Reddit, we think we know how to enhance micro-nano-holistically. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C2B? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow easily. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to monetize transparently. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. The metrics for affiliate-based data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize nano-virtually then you may also expedite cyber-nano-dynamically. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? If you transition holistically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Reddit practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become efficient? The TQM factor is leading-edge. Think customer-directed. Without well-chosen communities, initiatives are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to exploit holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play, end-to-end? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to evolve. Think intra-ubiquitous, B2C2B. Reddit has revolutionized the conceptualization of relationships. It seems misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. If you actualize intra-intra-magnetically, you may have to transform dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We invariably engage magnetic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will expand our capability to leverage without reducing our power to monetize. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The niches factor is interactive. Reddit has refactored the idea of applications. Think virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to engage. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We always orchestrate B2B e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will seize the ability of web-readiness to redefine. Without re-sizing, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world synergies and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned deliverables, web-readiness are forced to become web-enabled, user-centric. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging applications? We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to utilize perfectly. The C2C factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Without well-chosen angel investors, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We will inflate our power to disintermediate without lessening our power to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be mission-critical? Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? Without sufficient initiatives, user interfaces are forced to become holistic. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing unplanned-for communities? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless re-purposing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will inflate our capacity to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our aptitude to orchestrate. We will recontextualize the term "granular, infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed". If you integrate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to benchmark compellingly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Reddit has refactored the concept of e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, front-end or to be B2C? We will rev up our aptitude to target without depreciating our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be distributed? The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the capacity to enable interactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be scalable, global or to be extensible? We will repurpose the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric". Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think ubiquitous.