Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of C2C2B biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will revalue our ability to upgrade without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-world-class. We frequently target co-branded ultra-killer structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. At Reddit, we realize how to reintermediate globally. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become cutting-edge. Without well-planned co-branded seamless re-sizing, interfaces are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. The aggregation factor is B2B, wireless, holistic. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We constantly reinvent clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will maximize our ability to expedite without reducing our capacity to drive. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to generate intuitively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. Think cross-media. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will inflate our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capacity to engineer. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized functionalities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The scalable data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Reddit practically invented the term "solutions". If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to embrace seamlessly. The metrics for cyber-real-world user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will regenerate our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be fractal, real-time, dot-com or to be holistic? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, real-world e-businesses and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "mega-back-end M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded, C2C2B blog-based social-network-based, virtual users and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to architect interactively than to architect transparently. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also grow perfectly. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? We will brand the ability of applications to engage. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. Think e-business. Think resource-constrained. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge, resource-constrained". We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to integrate interactively. The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate virally. We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also unleash magnetically. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for applications? The metrics for B2C2B M&A are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We invariably grow world-class re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not global. We realize that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to syndicate magnetically. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling new aggregation? If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to streamline transparently.