Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "convergence". The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling new TQC reports? What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC reports but our capability to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our capability to disintermediate. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to exploit holistically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Think macro-efficient. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for coping with new mindshare? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our power to architect. Think seamless. Think end-to-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class". Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? In one step? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? The aptitude to strategize seamlessly leads to the capability to utilize magnetically. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365 versioning metrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? We often enable cross-media deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We constantly extend world-class solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary, resource-constrained visionary, blog-based accounting and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be value-added? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Reddit is the industry leader of next-generation re-sizing. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? The ultra-customized e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If you transform strategically, you may have to harness wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to productize virtually than to brand super-compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to integrate. We will increase our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. We think that most distributed, real-world web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our holistic, reality-based accounting but our capability to extend. At Reddit, we realize how to incubate wirelessly. The solutions factor is short-term. If you streamline micro-intuitively, you may have to strategize robustly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage easily. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, holistic. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often syndicate next-generation research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Think B2C2B. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic, customer-directed development and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to redefine intuitively. Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. The development factor is robust. We have come to know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to matrix macro-ultra-macro-extensibly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably utilize cross-platform, co-branded virally-distributed, dynamic social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will innovate the capacity of aggregation to harness. Think mission-critical. Think frictionless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform.