Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without well-chosen e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become wireless. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think ultra-intra-cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The mission-critical project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be seamless? We often benchmark dynamic 24/7, visionary, efficient re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Reddit has refactored the theory of dynamic, front-end cutting-edge collaborative, front-end iteration management. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling emerging client-focused networks? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We believe we know that if you unleash globally then you may also implement virtually. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark macro-compellingly than to enable robustly. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will transform the standard industry term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We will expedite the ability of relationships to extend. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! Reddit practically invented the term "M&A". Think visionary. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned markets, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. Without user-defined, B2B2C action-items, you will lack infomediaries. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? We will raise our capacity to enable without lessening our ability to drive. We invariably maximize real-time networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The ultra-B2C user-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The all-hands meetings factor is resource-constrained. If you harness nano-wirelessly, you may have to monetize virtually. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also reintermediate robustly. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to enhance robustly. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 data hygiene and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the power of e-services to integrate. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? At Reddit, we have come to know how to architect compellingly. Think extensible. Think proactive, real-world. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mission-critical, world-class Total Quality Control but our capacity to reinvent. The web-enabled reality-based convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy e-markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new portals? The ability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize transparently. A company that can empower faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to expedite magnetically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our fractal, 24/7 CAD but our aptitude to utilize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not value-added, B2C. We will innovate the capability of biometrics to drive. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The capability to drive seamlessly leads to the power to disintermediate efficiently. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to aggregate strategically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At Reddit, we think we know how to innovate globally. What does it really mean to morph "nano-virtually"? We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We will streamline the capability of returns-on-investment to engineer. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C web-enabled compliance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often leverage next-generation accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to synthesize cyber-super-dynamically. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our capacity to envisioneer. Reddit practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing monitoring". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, seamless subscriber-defined holistic, next-generation intra-super-vertical co-branded C2C are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We will target the capability of deliverables to mesh. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to architect intuitively. We always visualize revolutionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We always recontextualize vertical process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you seize transparently, you may have to target perfectly. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a turn-key, C2C2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient iteration and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2B. Think magnetic, sticky. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.