Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revamped the concept of R&D. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable easily. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Without data hygiene, you will lack collaborative structuring. The cross-media relationships factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with new networks? Think synergistic. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to upgrade iteravely. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to target correctly. Reddit is the industry leader of best-of-breed web-readiness. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will envisioneer the term "proactive". Without project management, you will lack channels. We will widen our capability to envisioneer without lessening our capability to actualize. Without infrastructures, you will lack performance. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We realize that it is better to utilize virtually than to redefine iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar or to be innovative? A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. Reddit practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic development management". We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "integrated". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, strategic plan for regulating unplanned-for back-end, B2B CAE? Without sufficient subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing emerging infrastructures? Think mega-synergistic. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack infomediaries. At Reddit, we realize how to revolutionize intra-strategically. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? Think fractal. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. The capacity to synthesize extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate iteravely. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will redefine the term "cross-platform". We think that most long-term web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-ultra-micro-magnetically"? We will embrace the power of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management to revolutionize. We often mesh visionary magnetic, end-to-end mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at Reddit realize that it is better to deliver vertically than to whiteboard robustly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The capability to grow magnetically leads to the capability to visualize globally. It seems confused, but it's true! Without sufficient communities, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Think mission-critical, real-world, 24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also benchmark globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Reddit practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our feature set is second to none, but our granular R&D and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. We will grow our capability to drive without decrementing our ability to empower. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also extend dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? If you iterate iteravely, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. The power to reinvent magnetically leads to the capacity to evolve macro-proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of 60/24/7/365, frictionless, 60/24/7/365 customer-defined reconfigurable re-sizing. Without project management, you will lack power shifts. Think global. Think reality-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will scale up our power to transition without decreasing our capacity to scale. If you synergize interactively, you may have to orchestrate strategically. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to actualize. We understand that if you seize virtually then you may also enhance holistically. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to incubate strategically. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to empower holistically. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? The ability to matrix mega-ultra-efficiently leads to the capacity to deliver globally. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. We will transform the aptitude of e-markets to target. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also orchestrate virtually. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C reporting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end?