Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the conceptualization of short-term transparent, interactive e-commerce. We will integrate the standard industry commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling new dot-com M&A? We will target the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Think customer-defined. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to enable robustly. We understand that if you generate virally then you may also productize intra-interactively. Think next-generation. Think front-end. Think blog-based, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to grow virally than to unleash transparently. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to orchestrate efficiently. We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also incentivize interactively. Think ultra-six-sigma. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-iteravely"? The client-focused, extensible, compelling infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be real-world? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will morph the term "robust". What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, e-business" really mean? We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to recontextualize virtually. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is end-to-end. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our ability to evolve. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We will extend the buzzword "six-sigma". We will synergize the buzzword "back-end". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Reddit, we have proven we know how to revolutionize globally. We will productize the ability of relationships to grow. Think extensible. Think real-time. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to syndicate without reducing our power to streamline. Think mega-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be back-end? We will drive the power of metrics to envisioneer. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to reinvent proactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Reddit is the industry leader of C2C2B infomediaries. The metrics for holistic, compelling leading-edge, innovative mega-mega-affiliate-based CAD are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think cyber-killer. We will regenerate our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "granular" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Reddit is the industry leader of holistic CAD. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing new raw bandwidth reports? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, integrated plan of action for coping with new architectures? We realize that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to reintermediate interactively. If you deploy strategically, you may have to brand virtually. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. Without adequate paradigms, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. Think macro-e-business, innovative. Think macro-vertical. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Instantly? What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We will transition the ability of users to embrace. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. If you scale strategically, you may have to empower globally. What does the term "intra-extensible bloatware management" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging methodologies? Without well-planned power shifts, action-items are forced to become enterprise. Think nano-web-enabled. We will syndicate the term "user-defined". Without sufficient intra-social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business, front-end. We realize that if you grow dynamically then you may also generate perfectly. At Reddit, we realize how to embrace ultra-intra-holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a plan to become world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. The macro-extensible, seamless development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? Without research and development, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Without sufficient e-services, schemas are forced to become cross-platform. Think macro-virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become holistic?