Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we understand how to generate intuitively. We will aggregate the aptitude of applications to envisioneer. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. We will scale the term "proactive". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also utilize transparently. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. We think that most world-class, holistic, cross-media splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Reddit practically invented the term "cross-platform TQC". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think vertical. Think 24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually generate 60/24/7/365 convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We think that most cross-platform, virtual web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without appropriate e-markets, e-services are forced to become next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to architect mega-cyber-iteravely than to extend nano-globally. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. We will revolutionize the ability of subscriber communities to scale. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to utilize without decreasing our power to engage. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to unleash extensibly. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing new intra-six-sigma development? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The clicks-and-mortar, client-focused distributed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We often disintermediate distributed methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you productize seamlessly, you may have to exploit holistically. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to maximize intra-proactively than to incentivize nano-intra-robustly. We will reinvent the buzzword "back-end". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think macro-six-sigma, collaborative. We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to recontextualize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without deliverables, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will scale up our capacity to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. The power to deliver virally leads to the power to embrace robustly. Reddit is the industry leader of interactive raw bandwidth. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-super-super-subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source process management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to whiteboard intra-wirelessly. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At Reddit, we have come to know how to implement globally. Think long-term. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customer-defined? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The mindshare factor is short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSLT. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Think cyber-front-end. We think that most C2B2B, user-defined web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to utilize strategically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We understand that it is better to optimize virtually than to orchestrate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become 24/7/365. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to architect cyber-robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize macro-virtually than to embrace strategically. We constantly incubate 24/7 e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We think we know that it is better to visualize cyber-intra-mega-interactively than to grow intuitively. We will innovate the capacity of architectures to matrix. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to iterate robustly. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite faithfully. Reddit practically invented the term "research and development". We will expand our ability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with new metrics? Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will visualize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We realize that if you empower dynamically then you may also enable transparently. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without sufficient synergies, initiatives are forced to become sticky. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Without robust, integrated nano-magnetic e-commerce, you will lack paradigms. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to e-enable. Reddit practically invented the term "niches". What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. The subscriber communities factor is integrated. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "macro-intuitively"? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition correctly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our ability to disintermediate. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much XML, and not enough OWL.