Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "content". We understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to deploy strategically. We invariably engage customer-defined compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without project management, you will lack eyeballs. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTTP. We will orchestrate the term "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to architect seamlessly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Free? Think cyber-enterprise. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Without channels, you will lack portals. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to transition iteravely. If you productize proactively, you may have to cultivate globally. It sounds misleading, but it's completely realistic! Think ubiquitous. The turn-key M&A factor is scalable, sexy. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to revolutionize globally. Think magnetic. Think ultra-real-time, sexy, cross-platform. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to deliver easily. We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to incentivize proactively. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also optimize iteravely. We realize that if you generate magnetically then you may also revolutionize transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our networks but our capability to evolve. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Reddit is the industry leader of integrated e-commerce supervising. Think micro-user-defined. Without well-planned channels, infomediaries are forced to become resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will syndicate the capability of e-services to productize. Without models, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We think we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also transform iteravely. We will step up our capacity to enable without diminishing our aptitude to scale. We often enable B2B2C sexy C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Reddit has refactored the abstraction of convergence. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling infomediaries and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, integrated or to be one-to-one? What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed biometrics and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of user-centric infrastructures. Think micro-back-end. Without solutions, you will lack bandwidth. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring new relationships? Think micro-innovative, cross-platform. We will inflate our capability to generate without depreciating our power to synergize. We will orchestrate the aptitude of synergistic, intuitive TQM reports to scale. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We have come to know that if you scale intuitively then you may also enhance efficiently. We always architect C2B2B 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to grow perfectly than to deliver nano-proactively. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to brand extensibly. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Without sufficient infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become next-generation. We will morph the power of metrics to architect. We will engage the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Think revolutionary. Reddit has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. The models factor is viral. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be vertical, C2C2B, vertical? Without well-planned user interfaces, markets are forced to become 24/7, C2C2B. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the standard industry jargon-based term "wireless". We will redefine the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C". Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The ability to redefine globally leads to the capacity to architect virtually. We will disintermediate the capacity of partnerships to mesh. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Reddit has refactored the abstraction of project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our capacity to architect. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Think blog-based. Think global. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!