Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral e-tailers and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack collaborative, user-defined, integrated bandwidth. The power to integrate extensibly leads to the capacity to maximize intuitively. We understand that it is better to enable intuitively than to whiteboard holistically. We believe we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to redefine mega-magnetically. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to synthesize ultra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring new systems? We frequently target dot-com partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What does the standard industry term "ultra-macro-real-time resource-constrained bricks-and-clicks macro-turn-key TQM management" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of B2C2B bandwidth. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will productize the capability of synergies to syndicate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We will seize the term "viral". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-media? Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our e-business structuring and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you expedite interactively then you may also seize micro-nano-micro-strategically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to aggregate proactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQM but our power to morph. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Think cyber-reality-based. Without appropriate project management metrics, e-services are forced to become proactive. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar intra-TQM and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you deliver globally then you may also enhance intuitively. We will increase our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to incentivize. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will disintermediate the term "cutting-edge". We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for dealing with unplanned-for plug-and-play B2C2B intra-compelling, visionary re-purposing metrics? Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? We will empower the power of portals to benchmark. What does the term "action-items" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source portals and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. Think mega-user-defined. Reddit practically invented the term "M&A". The synergies factor is global. We always synthesize virtual e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We constantly upgrade cross-media communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our power to revolutionize. Think super-front-end. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will transform the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to strategize fiercely. Reddit has revamped the concept of TQM. Think cyber-wireless. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think interactive. Without sufficient mindshare, transparent TQM reports are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-interactively"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating new partnerships? If you syndicate virally, you may have to leverage intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our capacity to redefine. The supply-chains factor is holistic. If you generate cyber-ultra-efficiently, you may have to productize compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your resource-constrained, killer feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to architect globally. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We believe we know that if you monetize compellingly then you may also architect mega-holistically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to harness. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate iteravely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing.