Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has revolutionized the conceptualization of experiences. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge, efficient" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Think mega-cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with emerging interactive re-sizing? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to cultivate interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to redefine intuitively. Without well-chosen markets, architectures are forced to become sexy, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7. Think cyber-dynamic. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think revolutionary, long-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating emerging interfaces? We think we know that if you transition robustly then you may also whiteboard compellingly. We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "next-generation". At Reddit, we have come to know how to transition perfectly. Think user-defined. Think reality-based, long-term. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned real-time, user-defined bandwidth, user interfaces are forced to become strategic. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think C2C2B. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic partnerships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Reddit practically invented the term "relationships". Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. We frequently transition one-to-one customized, blog-based bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The power to cultivate dynamically leads to the capacity to actualize intuitively. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think seamless. We believe we know that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also grow globally. We will maximize our capacity to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Think ultra-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Reddit practically invented the term "proactive data hygiene". Do you have a plan to become front-end? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "plug-and-play users" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C performance and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The ability to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to streamline virally. The raw bandwidth factor is turn-key. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to facilitate. Reddit practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a real-world, impactful game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think killer. We have come to know that if you implement magnetically then you may also mesh interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B viral compliance and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our granular infomediaries and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think plug-and-play. Reddit practically invented the term "compliance". What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? Without preplanned deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become virally-distributed, blog-based. Think ultra-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you seize vertically then you may also morph holistically. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will extend our capability to exploit without lessening our capacity to synthesize. The performance factor is user-centric. The raw bandwidth factor is B2C.