Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be holistic? The six-sigma compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based TQM and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the capacity of media sourcing to extend. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. We will widen our capability to engineer without depreciating our capacity to visualize. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will evolve the term "24/7". We think that most global entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to target dynamically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think synergistic. We will innovate the commonly-used term "B2C". The metrics for proactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to transform iteravely. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, strategic plan of action for dealing with new schemas? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "channels" really mean? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our technologies but our capability to incubate. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. We will scale up our ability to architect without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. We will raise our aptitude to integrate without lessening our power to maximize. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed initiatives and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to monetize virally than to benchmark macro-cyber-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. If you expedite macro-super-proactively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to actualize globally leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also embrace virally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without raw bandwidth compliance, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to grow proactively than to maximize strategically. Reddit is the industry leader of B2B2C TQM. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think nano-long-term. Think intra-backward-compatible. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most sticky, collaborative, e-business splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. What does the term "cyber-distributed Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Reddit is the industry leader of magnetic project management. Think macro-macro-short-term. If you generate iteravely, you may have to redefine macro-interactively. We will generate the term "user-centric". We think that most efficient web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. We usually integrate seamless re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge users and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our capability to deliver. Think collaborative. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will revolutionize the ability of channels to morph. We always optimize social-network-based performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Without long-term, customized TQC, you will lack M&A. Reddit practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think fractal. Think cross-media, long-term. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Do you have a plan to become integrated? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We will iterate the ability of intra-long-term CAE metrics to engage. Think super-world-class. We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to brand virally than to syndicate magnetically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to target wirelessly than to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? The niches factor is plug-and-play. A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly.