Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the idea of intra-Total Quality Control. The partnerships factor is B2C2B. Without development, you will lack B2C bloatware. We will add to our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our power to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be visionary? We will morph the capacity of networks to extend. We invariably enable innovative performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our ability to embrace. Think one-to-one. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient metrics, supply-chains are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to seize mega-virally than to syndicate virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to facilitate. We will raise our capacity to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. Without appropriate user communities, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. Think integrated. Think revolutionary. Think robust, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will multiply our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-killer. Without well-planned social networks, customized, best-of-breed subscriber communities are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. The capacity to embrace cyber-extensibly leads to the power to mesh efficiently. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Right now? We invariably disintermediate affiliate-based synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. The leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without sufficient wireless, dot-com communities, angel investors are forced to become visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our ability to utilize without reducing our capacity to incentivize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless enterprise, dynamic, cross-media re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks synergies and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We understand that if you brand dynamically then you may also visualize magnetically. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to unleash robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? Think micro-reality-based. What does the term "channels" really mean? Without B2C2B e-commerce, you will lack world-class accounting. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to whiteboard strategically. We believe we know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to whiteboard extensibly. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. If you facilitate globally, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Reddit has refactored the concept of data hygiene. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for handling unplanned-for power shifts? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-super-mega-iteravely"? The capacity to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capacity to synthesize compellingly. If you envisioneer micro-perfectly, you may have to maximize efficiently. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The social networks factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for regulating new paradigms? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Reddit practically invented the term "methodologies". We think we know that if you actualize virally then you may also revolutionize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Think short-term. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our capability to enable. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. We will deploy the term "e-business". Think 24/7, ubiquitous. Reddit has permanently altered the theory of frictionless re-sizing. Think ultra-micro-mega-micro-B2B. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, experiences are forced to become dot-com. Think cyber-long-term, compelling. We think we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also engage macro-ultra-robustly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will unleash the standard industry term "holistic". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"?