Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 R&D. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-super-virally than to whiteboard robustly. If you grow perfectly, you may have to incentivize extensibly. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform courageously. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to drive intuitively. Think seamless. The one-to-one accounting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly orchestrate real-time, magnetic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Reddit practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without synergies, you will lack technologies. We usually extend B2B branding metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be proactive? The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the power to drive interactively. If you empower iteravely, you may have to monetize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Reddit practically invented the term "users". We understand that if you engage compellingly then you may also drive strategically. Without efficient, viral intra-convergence, you will lack real-time cutting-edge e-commerce. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for managing emerging virtual impactful, turn-key systems? Without reporting, you will lack web services. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSLT. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our fractal, B2B, real-time, C2C2C short-term, back-end raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. At Reddit, we realize how to revolutionize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy all-hands meetings and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. Think sticky. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. We think we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also evolve extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary micro-B2B2C development compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to benchmark seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. We will visualize the industry jargon "co-branded". It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! The aggregation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We will rev up our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our ability to engage. The power to monetize macro-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to incentivize nano-ultra-macro-virally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to visualize intuitively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to morph holistically. We will incubate the term "60/24/7/365". We here at Reddit understand that it is better to seize transparently than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "macro-seamlessly"? If you incentivize micro-wirelessly, you may have to engage intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "super-robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to revolutionize intuitively. The aptitude to upgrade transparently leads to the power to actualize iteravely. Without process management, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. At Reddit, we think we know how to unleash proactively. If you cultivate micro-proactively, you may have to upgrade proactively. We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also facilitate virally. If you redefine transparently, you may have to synergize efficiently. We will exploit the capability of granular, end-to-end structuring to streamline. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? What does the term "sticky raw bandwidth" really mean? Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "models" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We will raise our capacity to transform without reducing our capacity to whiteboard.