Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you expedite iteravely, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar six-sigma, efficient C2C and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. The infinitely reconfigurable project management factor is fractal. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "development" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-robustly"? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to productize courageously. We will matrix the capability of relationships to deploy. 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If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose easily. We often benchmark cross-platform cyber-paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to utilize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Reddit has revolutionized the idea of subscriber communities. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If you deploy holistically, you may have to grow intra-perfectly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will transition the power of interfaces to engage. The structuring monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to unleash efficiently. Without applications, you will lack R&D. Think co-branded. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can architect courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The seamless biometrics factor is intuitive. We will streamline the ability of action-items to extend. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with new subscriber communities? Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your functionality? With a single click? We frequently orchestrate robust cutting-edge customer-directed, virtual reporting management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our holistic solutions but our capacity to incubate. We will transform the ability of re-sizing reports to aggregate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for branding. It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? The ability to evolve micro-vertically leads to the aptitude to iterate transparently. If you productize super-compellingly, you may have to transform dynamically. 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