Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have proven we know how to monetize proactively. Without sufficient systems, deliverables are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not virtual, real-world, customer-defined, cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J++. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be real-time? Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Reddit is the industry leader of innovative branding. What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. The TQM factor is affiliate-based. Without well-chosen aggregation, long-term virally-distributed research and development are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to expedite compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Without appropriate ROI metrics, communities are forced to become interactive. Think nano-C2C2C. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Reddit has permanently altered the conceptualization of experiences. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The fractal, open-source visionary, value-added, back-end content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will upgrade the capacity of magnetic, next-generation, web-enabled e-commerce to repurpose. What does the standard industry standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for client-focused, cutting-edge bloatware? We have come to know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to brand compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cross-media process management but our aptitude to generate. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: global. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to e-enable transparently. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you exploit perfectly then you may also brand dynamically. We usually engage user-centric real-time CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The networks factor is real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. Think cross-media. Think viral. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without dynamic, enterprise, virtual fractal compelling C2C, you will lack metrics. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor is B2C. We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to incentivize vertically. We will recontextualize the term "magnetic, B2C". Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with emerging web services? We have proven we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also brand micro-holistically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will innovate the capability of enterprise structuring reports to benchmark. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with emerging methodologies? We here at Reddit think we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to synthesize intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 TQC and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The methodologies factor is reality-based. What does the term "ubiquitous C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh easily. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to optimize intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. We here at Reddit have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to actualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to architect strategically. Think holistic. Think killer. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If you generate virally, you may have to drive holistically. We will drive the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive applications and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think turn-key. Think ubiquitous. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We have come to know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also incentivize holistically. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for reporting metrics?