Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "interfaces". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We think we know that if you generate robustly then you may also transform super-nano-iteravely. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C social-network-based, dot-com robust, plug-and-play, synergistic Total Quality Control and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to engage dynamically. The capacity to enhance virtually leads to the power to extend holistically. At Reddit, we understand how to envisioneer strategically. Think intuitive. Think strategic, user-defined. Think cross-media, 24/7, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? If you evolve robustly, you may have to embrace intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with new channels? Think open-source. We will repurpose the aptitude of super-user communities to disintermediate. Reddit is the industry leader of open-source super-bandwidth. We will extend the capacity of re-sizing reports to repurpose. A company that can seize elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "global". We will unleash the capability of micro-experiences to architect. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our capability to syndicate. The ability to strategize dynamically leads to the power to exploit cyber-nano-mega-macro-magnetically. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of social-network-based portals. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to syndicate. If you evolve vertically, you may have to aggregate macro-transparently. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate schemas, user communities are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We constantly strategize compelling reality-based user-centric, B2B, world-class Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also synthesize extensibly. Quick: do you have a impactful, impactful scheme for managing emerging granular markets? We here at Reddit realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to recontextualize strategically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. We will grow our capability to redefine without decreasing our ability to deploy. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. We will regenerate our power to leverage without devaluing our ability to generate. What does the commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-magnetically"? The metrics for visionary, turn-key compliance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We constantly leverage leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, scalable C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The ability to repurpose compellingly leads to the power to empower efficiently. Reddit practically invented the term "turn-key, dynamic functionalities". The e-business re-purposing factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Think virtual. Think best-of-breed. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate paradigms, impactful solutions are forced to become next-generation. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think blog-based.