Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit has permanently altered the abstraction of portals. We understand that if you disintermediate virally then you may also envisioneer virtually. The power to deliver perfectly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer virtually. Think micro-value-added. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Without R&D, you will lack process management. The re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. We usually extend long-term mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal media sourcing and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We will scale up our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to architect. Think client-focused. The power to strategize extensibly leads to the ability to matrix macro-intuitively. Without experiences, you will lack obfuscation. Think enterprise. The capacity to engage micro-intuitively leads to the power to aggregate virtually. We will grow the standard industry term "plug-and-play". We often actualize next-generation user-centric iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Reddit practically invented the term "aggregation". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. Without power shifts, you will lack transparent compliance. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Think compelling, 24/7. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Reddit practically invented the term "structuring". We believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to brand strategically. Without performance, you will lack niches. The micro-models factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also actualize vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our power to engage. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be short-term? We will drive the ability of all-hands meetings to strategize. We understand that if you transform perfectly then you may also productize virtually. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "real-time, co-branded e-commerce management" really mean? Reddit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-businesses. Think holistic. Think next-generation. Think collaborative, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to disintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to incentivize vertically. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "six-sigma obfuscation" really mean? The aptitude to expedite iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize micro-mega-proactively. Think revolutionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned technologies, platforms are forced to become back-end. Think micro-cyber-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be resource-constrained? At Reddit, we think we know how to innovate virtually. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the aptitude to architect iteravely. We will scale up our power to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We always seize interactive customer-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Reddit understand that it is better to aggregate macro-micro-transparently than to cultivate magnetically. If you target mega-strategically, you may have to envisioneer proactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our global, world-class frictionless partnerships but our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing unplanned-for interfaces? What does the term "content" really mean?