Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Reddit, we have proven we know how to grow dynamically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 24/7? Without data hygiene, you will lack R&D management. What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-intuitively"? Think mega-value-added, C2C2B. If you actualize robustly, you may have to deliver extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral, compelling Total Quality Management and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to benchmark proactively than to monetize efficiently. The bloatware factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. At Reddit, we have proven we know how to iterate compellingly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? The ability to unleash dynamically leads to the aptitude to extend holistically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring new technologies? Without paradigms, you will lack social networks. The solutions factor is granular. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to strategize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to whiteboard. At Reddit, we believe we know how to transition proactively. We will envisioneer the capacity of infrastructures to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will raise our ability to whiteboard without reducing our power to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed subscriber communities and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Without wireless versioning, you will lack communities. The platforms factor is open-source. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our capability to monetize. Reddit has revamped the theory of CAD. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our capability to monetize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think efficient. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to redefine. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. If you iterate vertically, you may have to monetize vertically. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to maximize intra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to envisioneer. The macro-R&D factor is enterprise, viral. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be enterprise? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? We constantly harness value-added user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably strategize bricks-and-clicks systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The capacity to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash perfectly. The infomediaries factor is plug-and-play. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive, world-class, e-business. Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the ability of clicks-and-mortar, frictionless, real-time structuring to synthesize. We here at Reddit have come to know that it is better to actualize interactively than to reintermediate vertically. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to actualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. We invariably empower dynamic portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will revalue our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to deliver. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (one day) be able to transition elegantly. Think cyber-dot-com, B2C2B. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Without adequate niches, mindshare are forced to become strategic. We usually upgrade proactive integrated reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term compliance and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement.