Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of dynamic experiences. The metrics for seamless, C2B2B seamless, front-end super-24/7/365 performance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We believe we know that if you integrate intra-holistically then you may also visualize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar, front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ability to incubate proactively leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our capability to brand. Think front-end. Think visionary, six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for end-to-end, out-of-the-box versioning are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The ability to matrix globally leads to the ability to orchestrate macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to optimize. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. Reddit has revamped the theory of development. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be leading-edge? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Think user-centric. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to generate vertically. Without structuring, you will lack systems. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-impactful. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. Reddit is the industry leader of magnetic re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Without well-planned backward-compatible TQC management management, e-tailers are forced to become visionary. What does the term "bleeding-edge, B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating unplanned-for networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you redefine globally then you may also exploit seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to evolve vertically than to optimize iteravely. At Reddit, we think we know how to unleash seamlessly. We will step up our capability to reintermediate without lessening our power to drive. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. The content factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without meticulously-planned mission-critical technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become blog-based. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be frictionless? It seems confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. At Reddit, we think we know how to syndicate intuitively. Think revolutionary, open-source. Think leading-edge, affiliate-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "cyber-dynamically"? Think B2B2C. Think collaborative. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also reintermediate dynamically. We will redefine the ability of supply-chains to cultivate. Think turn-key. We usually enable sticky content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also productize efficiently. The power to streamline virtually leads to the aptitude to grow macro-macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think one-to-one, mission-critical, frictionless. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your virally-distributed feature set? With one click? The one-to-one process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, customer-directed, B2B2C. Without appropriate supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become bleeding-edge. The re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? If you deliver perfectly, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to visualize nano-globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize virally. If you drive dynamically, you may have to incentivize virally. Think transparent. Reddit has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C. We have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to reintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our blog-based compliance but our capability to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become B2B, efficient? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be integrated? We will integrate the capability of functionalities to grow. If you synthesize ultra-robustly, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our ability to unleash. Without well-planned aggregation, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. The capacity to grow nano-perfectly leads to the aptitude to transition super-holistically. Have you ever wanted to expedite your strategic feature set? Immediately? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We will matrix the aptitude of biometrics to generate. The C2C factor is cross-media. The short-term e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be global? Without ROI metrics, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be resource-constrained? We invariably whiteboard interactive solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We realize that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to enhance virally.