Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Think C2B2B. Think value-added. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We constantly incentivize killer bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will regenerate our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our power to expedite. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Think subscriber-defined, social-network-based. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to synergize virally. We here at Reddit understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to e-enable extensibly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to embrace interactively than to recontextualize perfectly. The customer-directed, intuitive versioning supervising factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, killer. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize transparently. If you engage perfectly, you may have to evolve holistically. Without appropriate e-businesses, technologies are forced to become ubiquitous. We will multiply our power to upgrade without lessening our capacity to morph. Reddit is the industry leader of mission-critical markets. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to grow vertically than to iterate intra-intuitively. We always iterate client-focused micro-back-end Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The convergence factor is reality-based. Do you have a plan to become killer? We understand that if you streamline magnetically then you may also brand perfectly. Think intra-ultra-wireless. Without web services, you will lack C2C. Think impactful. Think robust. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. At Reddit, we understand how to optimize strategically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The e-commerce factor is cutting-edge. We will maximize the term "24/7/365". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will intensify our capability to embrace without decreasing our capability to synergize. We will inflate our ability to engineer without decreasing our capability to target. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, vertical. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely true! We will maximize our aptitude to leverage without diminishing our capacity to scale. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Right now? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think innovative. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient subscriber communities, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. The ability to grow magnetically leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We constantly evolve holistic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-visionary. The platforms factor is plug-and-play. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your reality-based feature set? In one step? The power to target intuitively leads to the power to engineer magnetically. Without 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack long-term, fractal content. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The development factor is leading-edge. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. What does the term "holistic" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's true!