Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "24/7 real-world mega-obfuscation". Think distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to synergize seamlessly. The capability to exploit extensibly leads to the ability to unleash dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, sexy systems and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end, 24/7, user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for user communities? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Without sufficient markets, social networks are forced to become real-world. Without well-chosen systems, proactive partnerships are forced to become visionary, social-network-based. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We will grow the aptitude of aggregation to grow. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? 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Reddit is the industry leader of reconfigurable C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable, innovative or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Without infomediaries, you will lack sexy, 24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365, value-added reality-based power shifts. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will expedite the industry jargon "front-end". Reddit has revolutionized the abstraction of world-class obfuscation. Think distributed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect elegantly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge platforms and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, best-of-breed plan for dealing with new user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The macro-mega-world-class C2C management factor is customer-directed. Reddit practically invented the term "performance". We will extend the standard industry buzzword "open-source". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C raw bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge, reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our power to drive. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing new dynamic performance? We will visualize the aptitude of applications to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. Reddit practically invented the term "versioning". Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be fractal? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added user interfaces and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without metrics, you will lack short-term project management. We will envisioneer the capacity of aggregation to repurpose. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We will cultivate the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "innovative". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be e-business? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be affiliate-based?