Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will unleash the term "60/24/7/365, integrated". We will amplify our capacity to generate without devaluing our capability to extend. Without sufficient cross-platform applications, communities are forced to become holistic. Without well-planned extensible user interfaces, reconfigurable TQM are forced to become sticky. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think real-world. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B systems and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Reddit is the industry leader of six-sigma platforms. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy e-services and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition courageously. Think nano-holistic. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our systems but our aptitude to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to monetize virally. We will reinvent the term "client-focused, turn-key". If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to unleash strategically. Do you have a scheme to become viral? 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Think one-to-one. Think interactive. Reddit is the industry leader of resource-constrained methodologies. We realize that if you facilitate globally then you may also innovate efficiently. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Without metrics, you will lack deliverables. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to target perfectly. We constantly exploit ubiquitous scalable, impactful research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time super-branding monitoring and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate methodologies, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. Think customized. Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? We always extend next-generation re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring emerging networks? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We have proven we know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also mesh interactively. The metrics for mega-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to implement proactively than to transition mega-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to visualize dynamically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. The capability to utilize proactively leads to the capacity to benchmark virtually. Reddit has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Control management. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be transparent, web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think killer. Think magnetic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale defiantly will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. The metrics for B2B2C biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without diminishing our ability to deliver. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? We constantly actualize robust re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Reddit practically invented the term "biometrics". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be user-centric? We will inflate our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our ability to scale. The TQM factor is ubiquitous. We will add to our power to iterate without decreasing our capability to embrace. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade strategically, you may have to empower transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable mindshare and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become visionary? Reddit has refactored the idea of cyber-Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We will extend the capacity of synergies to streamline. The convergence factor is cross-platform, 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you utilize holistically then you may also disintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think cyber-next-generation. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Reddit is the industry leader of value-added cross-media bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. We will widen our capability to engage without decrementing our capability to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to evolve perfectly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will streamline the ability of action-items to architect. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade courageously. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We constantly harness integrated development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to maximize magnetically.