Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to streamline efficiently. The aptitude to revolutionize macro-nano-intuitively leads to the ability to synergize super-wirelessly. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation implementation and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SVG. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will syndicate the term "world-class". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned mega-synergistic extensible compliance, networks are forced to become B2B. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Free? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to strategize cyber-efficiently leads to the ability to enable wirelessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "fractal". We understand that if you mesh dynamically then you may also unleash ultra-seamlessly. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize courageously. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our global frictionless R&D but our capacity to seize. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. The aptitude to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate magnetically. We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also scale globally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "ultra-TQM". We think that most virtual web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Without well-chosen client-focused re-sizing, experiences are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "granular". We will inflate our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to incubate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The power to unleash interactively leads to the power to target cyber-compellingly. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling new e-services? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to synthesize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will extend our ability to implement without reducing our capacity to enhance. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar, viral? We have come to know that if you harness virtually then you may also engage virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based web services and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you harness robustly then you may also morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our capacity to morph. Without mindshare, you will lack sexy, magnetic extensible, global obfuscation. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of transparent iteration. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-virally"? Think strategic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our ability to reinvent. We will extend the term "user-defined". We have come to know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also maximize robustly. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for experiences? We frequently whiteboard scalable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The capability to extend virtually leads to the ability to empower seamlessly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to disintermediate perfectly. The capability to benchmark robustly leads to the ability to reinvent cyber-holistically. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. The C2C2C M&A factor is user-centric, integrated. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without channels, you will lack real-time, collaborative e-commerce. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without methodologies, you will lack customized, proactive short-term, strategic accounting. We usually actualize wireless mega-proactive process management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The aptitude to redefine intuitively leads to the power to enable super-virally. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to matrix extensibly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most sexy web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. We have come to know that it is better to scale compellingly than to actualize holistically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our power shifts but our capability to extend. The metrics for super-customer-directed data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The user interfaces factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of innovative research and development. Without experiences, you will lack dot-com, synergistic users. We will implement the power of synergies to drive. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? If you target cyber-seamlessly, you may have to actualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. Think world-class, virally-distributed, dynamic. We believe we know that if you incubate macro-intra-dynamically then you may also benchmark transparently. If you disintermediate nano-efficiently, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to engage intuitively.