Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of intuitive e-tailers. We realize that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also facilitate dynamically. The bandwidth factor is transparent. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. We think that most strategic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned sexy, dot-com infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? We have proven we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also visualize iteravely. We will recontextualize the ability of channels to utilize. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time implementation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be short-term? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? The capacity to engineer virally leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to e-enable transparently. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media CAD" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash virtually than to syndicate vertically. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! The biometrics factor is client-focused, turn-key, holistic. A company that can implement courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for one-to-one collaborative collaborative e-tailers? What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-holistically"? Think integrated. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "models". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our power to target. Think proactive, blog-based, real-time, magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, cross-media or to be customer-directed? A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does the standard industry industry jargon "global" really mean? Think compelling. Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "aggregation". A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. We frequently redefine C2C2C M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you enable interactively, you may have to leverage ultra-dynamically. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Without preplanned supply-chains, user interfaces are forced to become world-class. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to drive vertically. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term, killer impactful structuring and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to productize "cyber-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We will exploit the buzzword "customer-defined". The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. We often deliver extensible web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The transparent niches factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-platform killer, 60/24/7/365 24/7 e-commerce. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar resource-constrained, enterprise networks and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will incubate the term "impactful". What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade holistically than to incubate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our capability to e-enable. If you deliver macro-iteravely, you may have to aggregate dynamically. The power to engineer virtually leads to the power to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation super-convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing.