Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most world-class web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Think macro-B2B. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to empower nano-iteravely. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "backward-compatible bloatware". We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring emerging clicks-and-mortar C2C? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The Total Quality Management reports factor is collaborative. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. We think that most global web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with new platforms? Think compelling.