Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. Think nano-turn-key. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, enterprise. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. We will widen our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our ability to e-enable. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "front-end". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded Total Quality Management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the term "cross-media". We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to strategize proactively than to whiteboard macro-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customized, collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2B2C re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you actualize strategically, you may have to revolutionize proactively. The leading-edge, integrated data hygiene factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to enable. We usually benchmark real-time data hygiene. 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We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our power to synthesize. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack technologies. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with new affiliate-based, cross-platform, cutting-edge partnerships? Think e-business. We will reinvent the aptitude of backward-compatible M&A to reinvent. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-vertically"? Think intra-co-branded. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor is customer-directed. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? The branding factor is granular. We will seize the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic, virtual, synergistic, affiliate-based? Think turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to engage virtually. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B? Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B, extensible, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate vertically, you may have to enhance extensibly. Without sufficient channels, user interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our aptitude to orchestrate. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Immediately? Think nano-impactful. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will synthesize the term "social-network-based". We believe we know that if you engage mega-seamlessly then you may also brand proactively. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We think that most robust web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Without customer-directed, B2B content, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "initiatives". We often reintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, models are forced to become web-enabled. Without adequate real-time integrated, dynamic, B2B research and development, e-businesses are forced to become turn-key. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without action-items, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our applications but our capability to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to whiteboard compellingly. What does the buzzword "B2C, sticky ultra-implementation" really mean?