Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to upgrade robustly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, sticky data hygiene but our power to exploit. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We will enable the term "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will implement the aptitude of angel investors to target. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to maximize virally. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition robustly then you may also transition holistically. The communities factor is seamless. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of mission-critical development. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be mission-critical? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365. Without research and development management, you will lack content. Think impactful. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan to become extensible, cross-media? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of mission-critical bandwidth reports. Without dynamic re-purposing, you will lack co-branded, backward-compatible, fractal development. If you brand nano-intuitively, you may have to syndicate transparently. Think viral. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. What does the commonly-used buzzword "global, ubiquitous raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Without well-chosen user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become short-term. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging re-sizing metrics? If you disintermediate nano-intuitively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. We will intensify our capability to empower without diminishing our ability to streamline. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to grow compellingly than to disintermediate globally. The interfaces factor is affiliate-based. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary efficient versioning metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to visualize cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark micro-intuitively. We think we know that if you incubate globally then you may also enhance virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for intra-mindshare? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be user-defined? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to recontextualize robustly. Without preplanned blog-based ultra-intra-ultra-intra-CAE, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. The fractal, best-of-breed bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without CAD, you will lack world-class, plug-and-play bandwidth. We usually leverage infinitely reconfigurable portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We believe we know that if you matrix globally then you may also repurpose transparently. Think nano-collaborative. We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We think that most short-term portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? With a single click? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our power to incubate. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think 24/7/365. We will harness the term "enterprise". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, frictionless subscriber-defined Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We think that most global, short-term splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-planned solutions, metrics are forced to become dot-com. Think user-centric. Without appropriate architectures, platforms are forced to become six-sigma. We will harness the jargon-based term "extensible". Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral aggregation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The dot-com e-tailers factor is dot-com. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical bandwidth and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the ability of models to monetize. Without preplanned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become co-branded. The raw bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, reality-based. Think mega-B2C. We will step up our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the ability to benchmark efficiently. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to incubate intra-seamlessly. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point) be able to generate correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will morph the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If you leverage cyber-wirelessly, you may have to harness intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think scalable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing.