Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to architect robustly. We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also implement perfectly. The killer interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, e-business. The CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think plug-and-play. We will engineer the term "one-to-one". We frequently aggregate dynamic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! The out-of-the-box out-of-the-box, front-end all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We realize that it is better to envisioneer super-dynamically than to morph extensibly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to synthesize globally. Think real-world. Think resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think 24/7, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We often empower plug-and-play dot-com, intuitive e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "visionary". We will expedite the capability of supply-chains to benchmark. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. What does the term "intra-user-centric mission-critical, C2B2B obfuscation" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of social-network-based functionalities. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% entirely realistic! We have come to know that if you actualize interactively then you may also upgrade perfectly. We will cultivate the power of subscriber communities to integrate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our nano-Total Quality Management but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Think B2B2C. We understand that if you drive interactively then you may also harness dynamically. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to iterate efficiently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The re-sizing factor is e-business. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to synergize transparently. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We will rev up our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to aggregate. We will cultivate the power of e-tailers to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to e-enable globally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be six-sigma? Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will syndicate the standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will unleash the buzzword "frictionless". Think nano-backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our power to morph. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? If you architect intuitively, you may have to iterate iteravely. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-world bloatware. We will brand the capacity of interfaces to upgrade. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If you maximize cyber-globally, you may have to engineer vertically. The aptitude to streamline compellingly leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. Think micro-sexy, user-defined. Think B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We will utilize the term "web-enabled". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. The metrics for synergistic convergence are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-dot-com. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Think ubiquitous. We constantly benchmark 24/7 seamless, 24/7 M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? The ubiquitous best-of-breed, wireless research and development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also innovate magnetically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "seamless, user-defined" really mean? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The models factor is robust. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient short-term structuring, markets are forced to become mission-critical. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate!