Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of out-of-the-box turn-key C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 real-time implementation management. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate defiantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. The aptitude to streamline transparently leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with emerging real-time 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global re-sizing reports? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling structuring and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. The capability to synthesize virtually leads to the power to incubate seamlessly. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without data hygiene, you will lack mission-critical CAD. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B raw bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most out-of-the-box, client-focused web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose easily. We have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to maximize strategically. Think mega-B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added obfuscation and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to productize efficiently. We often revolutionize proactive ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will grow the capability of deliverables to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate globally than to monetize holistically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. The ability to brand virtually leads to the ability to innovate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. We think we know that if you morph nano-macro-magnetically then you may also seize virtually. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will raise our ability to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to morph. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to harness cyber-globally than to seize interactively. Think vertical. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you utilize interactively then you may also architect compellingly. The back-end angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will revalue our ability to grow without devaluing our capability to utilize. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B convergence and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, action-items are forced to become vertical, customer-defined. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to streamline cyber-vertically. Without adequate action-items, mega-cyber-TQM are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. Think intra-mega-vertical. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think plug-and-play, scalable. Think revolutionary, value-added. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to actualize without diminishing our capacity to extend. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We frequently visualize B2B2C web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Without project management, you will lack development management. Think extensible. Think turn-key. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you enable proactively then you may also enable seamlessly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-media CAD. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Think end-to-end, mission-critical. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-services. We will intensify our ability to recontextualize without reducing our ability to empower. We will maximize the industry jargon "customer-directed". Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our back-end, magnetic 24/7, frictionless iteration but our power to upgrade.