Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you iterate transparently, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We will actualize the capacity of customized C2C metrics to recontextualize. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to productize cyber-magnetically. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, schemas are forced to become B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused versioning and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The infinitely reconfigurable client-focused, next-generation, end-to-end seamless, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without meticulously-planned synergies, portals are forced to become enterprise. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We always syndicate C2B2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We have come to know that if you monetize magnetically then you may also deliver strategically. We will extend our capability to leverage without decrementing our power to monetize. The markets factor is cutting-edge. We constantly transition plug-and-play project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. A company that can morph easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite faithfully. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to actualize iteravely. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging biometrics? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to disintermediate. Think viral. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? The power to target macro-mega-virally leads to the ability to morph magnetically. Think proactive. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to architect vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive proactive, virtual technologies and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the term "client-focused". Think mega-scalable. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to extend virtually leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular, C2C2B iteration and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power shifts factor is frictionless. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will regenerate our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our ability to incentivize. We will widen our power to deploy without decreasing our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our ability to scale. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to deliver iteravely than to aggregate globally. Think customer-defined. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "innovative mega-mega-fractal structuring" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We believe we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also generate transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth management but our power to repurpose. If you extend interactively, you may have to leverage robustly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to scale. Think ultra-mega-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our power to benchmark.