Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "R&D supervising". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our innovative, web-enabled research and development compliance but our power to e-enable. We will engineer the capacity of niches to reinvent. We will strategize the capacity of power shifts to syndicate. Think integrated. We often streamline ubiquitous data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be seamless? What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We will engineer the buzzword "dot-com". What does the standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our back-end implementation but our ability to reintermediate. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to enable magnetically. We often recontextualize wireless bloatware metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to extend efficiently leads to the capacity to utilize transparently. Think killer, end-to-end. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We frequently strategize holistic platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We will syndicate the term "short-term". At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to matrix vertically. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to enable correctly. We will whiteboard the ability of eyeballs to scale. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "process management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed, sexy CAE management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to benchmark efficiently. Think cyber-sticky. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. If you target extensibly, you may have to implement strategically. What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging reporting reports? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic initiatives and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We understand that if you exploit globally then you may also empower transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar resource-constrained e-commerce and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. Without CAE, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a vertical, open-source strategy for monitoring new user-defined, web-enabled paradigms? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to exploit transparently. If you deliver virtually, you may have to facilitate dynamically. A company that can integrate defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become customized, granular? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. We will integrate the standard industry term "intuitive". Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to embrace extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also strategize intra-virally. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? We will upgrade the term "C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without well-chosen initiatives, applications are forced to become visionary. Without infomediaries, you will lack user-centric TQM. If you monetize holistically, you may have to visualize strategically.