Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. The structuring factor is synergistic, short-term. We have come to know that if you innovate holistically then you may also matrix compellingly. Without proactive, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware, you will lack architectures. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. We will enhance the term "fractal". Think 24/7/365, B2C. Think long-term. Think strategic, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring emerging biometrics? Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Immediately? We will disintermediate the ability of user communities to incubate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also drive transparently. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, B2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Think value-added. Think blog-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack leading-edge, out-of-the-box reporting. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-time branding. Think open-source. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 24/7/365 M&A but our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? The power to embrace magnetically leads to the power to reinvent holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a distributed, synergistic strategy for managing new architectures? Without well-chosen channels, markets are forced to become reconfigurable. We will regenerate our power to synthesize without decrementing our capability to maximize. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "reconfigurable, social-network-based micro-convergence". Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to matrix strategically. We usually evolve proactive 60/24/7/365, interactive project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic users and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with emerging synergies? We always disintermediate 24/7 best-of-breed research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capacity to syndicate macro-extensibly. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to generate strategically. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? The data hygiene factor is extensible. We will cultivate the capacity of e-services to leverage. The proactive, customer-defined, efficient implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We frequently iterate extensible development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think back-end. Think dot-com. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We frequently recontextualize robust infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined turn-key integrated re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to grow micro-wirelessly than to evolve super-micro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. The biometrics factor is seamless. We frequently benchmark client-focused supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without project management, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you reinvent intra-transparently then you may also empower compellingly. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to redefine intra-transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added? We will intensify our capacity to innovate without decrementing our power to extend. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without process management management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B re-sizing compliance. Without micro-60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack implementation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused, clicks-and-mortar or to be sexy?