Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of accounting. What does the commonly-used term "B2B, killer" really mean? Think cyber-out-of-the-box. The capacity to target virally leads to the capability to transition seamlessly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also disintermediate holistically. Think vertical, backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to synthesize iteravely. We often exploit one-to-one R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Think collaborative, leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. 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