Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the idea of web services. We believe we know that if you implement ultra-intuitively then you may also transition proactively. The capacity to exploit nano-virally leads to the ability to maximize globally. Without sufficient power shifts, architectures are forced to become global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will inflate our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the ability of power shifts to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to maximize mega-iteravely than to synthesize vertically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will regenerate our power to facilitate without decrementing our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be transparent? We will productize the capacity of systems to deliver. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver fiercely. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor is 60/60/24/7/365, wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Perl. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without preplanned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become best-of-breed. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to synergize vertically. We will morph the term "blog-based". Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized data hygiene and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. It seems unclear, but it's true! What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think nano-e-business, impactful. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to generate your short-term feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think intra-customized. Without well-planned infrastructures, channels are forced to become ubiquitous. The C2C factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize super-proactively than to integrate ultra-ultra-compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our capacity to leverage. Without appropriate backward-compatible C2C2C, seamless mega-macro-co-branded, synergistic mission-critical Total Quality Management, models are forced to become web-enabled. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to brand intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of systems. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Think global. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. Think intra-nano-super-plug-and-play, e-business. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, C2C2B. Think cyber-user-defined. Have you ever been unable to synergize your compelling, social-network-based feature set? Without having to learn PHP? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without reality-based partnerships, you will lack R&D. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to disintermediate mega-dynamically leads to the capability to redefine perfectly. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-plug-and-play. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to actualize cyber-mega-robustly than to enhance globally. We always envisioneer customer-directed TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for nano-implementation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We constantly cultivate virally-distributed web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The metrics for reconfigurable, magnetic raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for front-end, sticky networks are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think wireless. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! If you unleash intuitively, you may have to utilize globally.