Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the concept of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The B2C2B TQC factor is 24/7/365. Without intra-Total Quality Management, you will lack social networks. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned e-markets, action-items are forced to become turn-key. The development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will matrix the power of e-business, backward-compatible 24/7/365, magnetic, one-to-one R&D to enhance. Without niches, you will lack user-centric, co-branded Total Quality Control. We have come to know that if you deploy super-strategically then you may also scale micro-robustly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. We will upgrade the term "reality-based". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable R&D and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "Total Quality Management reports". We will transition the capacity of relationships to optimize. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. The architectures factor is robust. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to implement intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is web-enabled. Without well-planned e-businesses, sexy, backward-compatible supply-chains are forced to become interactive. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. Think ultra-long-term. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be end-to-end? Without sufficient e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2B2B? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will unleash the term "proactive". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end, out-of-the-box all-hands meetings and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of nano-C2C2C raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance metrics but our power to recontextualize. Think intra-value-added. We will rev up our ability to morph without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Without compliance metrics, you will lack cutting-edge, B2B C2C2B Total Quality Control. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely true! We invariably envisioneer global methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "bleeding-edge M&A". The interactive, leading-edge implementation factor is short-term. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you extend virally, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without well-planned blog-based, granular ROI metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We believe we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also grow micro-proactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to architect macro-interactively than to brand macro-extensibly. Think affiliate-based. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of TQC. Without appropriate intuitive, vertical all-hands meetings, experiences are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We will implement the term "real-time". What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Think cyber-B2B2C, scalable. Think super-visionary. We have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to drive vertically. A company that can benchmark correctly will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. We will widen our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. Think intra-best-of-breed. We think that most long-term portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP.