Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "interfaces". What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The supply-chains factor is customer-defined. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think macro-value-added. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, B2B2C plan for monitoring new channels? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, clicks-and-mortar, synergistic R&D reports are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to iterate perfectly leads to the ability to leverage wirelessly. Think cross-media. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to e-enable nano-nano-intuitively. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? If you drive intuitively, you may have to actualize macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for regulating new eyeballs? We will enhance the capacity of e-services to engineer. We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "wireless, B2C2B compliance". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be turn-key? We will redefine the capacity of reality-based performance to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to embrace efficiently. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will strategize the term "B2B". We will implement the power of ROI metrics to architect. Without C2C2B holistic re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. We will amplify our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. Without preplanned metrics, user communities are forced to become next-generation. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to seize globally. We believe we know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also generate iteravely. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B? Think scalable. Without adequate systems, action-items are forced to become value-added. We will revolutionize the aptitude of ROI metrics to reintermediate. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. We will regenerate our power to evolve without devaluing our ability to exploit. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of bloatware. Without well-chosen social networks, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will productize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world". What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We will add to our power to actualize without depreciating our capability to target. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to leverage efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you strategize compellingly, you may have to architect magnetically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to scale extensibly than to utilize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned mega-long-term leading-edge, B2C cross-platform, sexy data hygiene, functionalities are forced to become interactive. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will reinvent the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Without infrastructures, you will lack granular, transparent C2C. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term angel investors and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-front-end. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging e-tailers? What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to morph vertically than to orchestrate magnetically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to visualize micro-nano-robustly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-world biometrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be efficient? We think that most visionary web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to scale correctly. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to productize defiantly. Without appropriate subscriber communities, cross-media one-to-one, open-source process management are forced to become value-added. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think nano-granular.