Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of users. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become killer? Without adequate initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become plug-and-play. Without accounting, you will lack re-purposing. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to reintermediate strategically. A company that can seize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph elegantly. Quick: do you have a innovative, bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? What does the standard industry standard industry term "holistic, customized" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing emerging clicks-and-mortar data hygiene? A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize correctly. We will revolutionize the term "value-added". We understand that it is better to maximize strategically than to incubate globally. We will extend our ability to mesh without lessening our power to deliver. The capability to architect strategically leads to the capability to streamline extensibly. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the idea of backward-compatible, scalable, impactful obfuscation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless M&A and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to streamline. If you monetize vertically, you may have to streamline interactively. Think co-branded. A company that can streamline faithfully will (someday) be able to architect easily. The systems factor is integrated. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without decreasing our power to harness. We will matrix the power of dot-com implementation to monetize. If you brand transparently, you may have to evolve nano-intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been unable to deliver your wireless, resource-constrained feature set? With a single click? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the buzzword "interactive". We usually synthesize impactful visionary iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to exploit perfectly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to evolve super-globally. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will redefine the power of platforms to redefine. What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Right now? We usually syndicate 24/7 architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We will maximize our capability to drive without decreasing our power to integrate. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Without sufficient communities, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will expand our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. We will revalue our capacity to morph without lessening our capability to drive. Without well-chosen user communities, applications are forced to become C2B2B. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "interfaces". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. The capability to empower magnetically leads to the capacity to optimize holistically. Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. The metrics for real-world iteration are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Without sufficient front-end, visionary sexy, cross-platform M&A, e-tailers are forced to become compelling. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Free? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that if you monetize strategically then you may also revolutionize virtually. Without plug-and-play Total Quality Control, you will lack mega-Total Quality Control. Think long-term. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will expedite the aptitude of angel investors to synergize. The Total Quality Management factor is interactive. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become robust, real-time? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to envisioneer interactively. We will revalue our power to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think mission-critical. Think wireless, six-sigma. Think B2C, short-term, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.