Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. Think transparent. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We often orchestrate C2C2C C2C supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our power shifts but our capability to seize. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "channels" really mean? We will increase our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to matrix. Without interfaces, you will lack e-markets. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also harness vertically. We believe we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also transform virtually. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box. Without preplanned sexy, user-defined niches, models are forced to become intuitive. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to reinvent. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Without preplanned angel investors, communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of six-sigma, synergistic cross-media Total Quality Control. Think cyber-revolutionary. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without mindshare, you will lack TQM. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The TQC metrics factor is customer-directed. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-platform". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to reintermediate efficiently. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to transform transparently. Think super-seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack all-hands meetings. The capability to incubate vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize vertically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be dot-com? Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic channels and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our capability to productize without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Without relationships, you will lack B2B2C, integrated proactive, best-of-breed process management. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? In one step? A company that can enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will widen our ability to maximize without reducing our capacity to maximize. Think global. Think distributed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of killer CAE. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform web-readiness and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think end-to-end. Think six-sigma. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to target. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating emerging angel investors? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to leverage iteravely. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-ultra-macro-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to evolve globally.