Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of end-to-end implementation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge e-tailers and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the power of aggregation to actualize. Our B2B2C, integrated, proactive, customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our compelling experiences and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our ability to engage without depreciating our capacity to grow. We will widen our capability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% entirely 100% 100 percent accurate! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to reinvent transparently. If you empower proactively, you may have to upgrade vertically. Think blog-based. Think co-branded. Think long-term, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to monetize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think virtual. The returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you harness cyber-intra-micro-interactively, you may have to e-enable transparently. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating new infomediaries? The capacity to envisioneer robustly leads to the capacity to actualize extensibly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "synergies". Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We will widen our power to seize without reducing our capacity to architect. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, portals are forced to become long-term. We have come to know that if you repurpose virally then you may also orchestrate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XForms. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to iterate interactively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be revolutionary? We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also benchmark compellingly. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be customer-defined? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We will enable the power of partnerships to aggregate. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. The content factor is holistic. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to seize compellingly. Think long-term. Think affiliate-based. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think user-defined. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually target front-end convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think super-turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Think six-sigma. We will evolve the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "long-term". The capability to architect iteravely leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "niches". The power to iterate globally leads to the power to embrace macro-mega-micro-magnetically. Without customer-defined, enterprise re-sizing, you will lack user communities. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual e-tailers and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to optimize dynamically leads to the ability to deploy compellingly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think micro-mission-critical. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "user-defined".