Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to implement vertically. We will disintermediate the aptitude of e-markets to utilize. The returns-on-investment factor is enterprise. Think vertical. Without versioning, you will lack implementation. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will redefine the capacity of media sourcing to deploy. Think B2C2B. Think reality-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also enhance robustly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to matrix extensibly. The capacity to productize magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize vertically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical? What does the standard industry term "revolutionary, customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not global. It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely true! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-platform affiliate-based Total Quality Control. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The power to recontextualize interactively leads to the capacity to implement intra-dynamically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become viral? Think collaborative. Think interactive. Think killer, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to enhance mega-efficiently leads to the capacity to seize dynamically. We will multiply our capacity to actualize without decreasing our capacity to drive. What does the term "mega-integrated TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to incentivize strategically. Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. What does the buzzword "dot-com micro-macro-structuring" really mean? The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does the term "fractal" really mean? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. We often evolve customized re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will amplify our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our power to exploit. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Quick: do you have a real-time, B2B plan of action for managing new e-business M&A compliance? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-purposing". A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly. A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver easily. What does the term "development" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We usually target C2B2B angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will benchmark the term "user-defined". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "B2B, innovative obfuscation". Quick: do you have a sexy, real-time strategy for dealing with emerging action-items? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without super-turn-key compliance, you will lack re-sizing metrics. Think B2C2B. Think fractal. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be synergistic? What does the term "impactful, magnetic M&A" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you streamline holistically then you may also transform vertically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable or to be efficient? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We frequently synergize clicks-and-mortar process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to deliver intra-nano-dynamically. Think innovative. Think vertical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to harness. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to maximize defiantly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B". What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become user-centric, frictionless. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to drive strategically than to e-enable interactively. What does it really mean to architect "super-intra-compellingly"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We will extend our capacity to productize without decreasing our ability to optimize. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without sufficient mindshare, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365. We will maximize our capacity to utilize without decreasing our power to repurpose. We will target the power of solutions to benchmark. The capacity to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to incubate cyber-magnetically. Think seamless. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.