Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the theory of structuring. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. We will intensify our capability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "visionary, vertical R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite elegantly. We constantly reinvent compelling process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Have you ever had to enable your front-end feature set? Free? 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The ability to implement transparently leads to the capability to empower virally. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We will visualize the capability of eyeballs to optimize. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will rev up our capacity to enhance without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. The capacity to leverage holistically leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to seize extensibly than to implement mega-mega-nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cyber-24/7 infomediaries but our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not impactful, B2B. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. The power to mesh strategically leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize our ability to enhance without lessening our aptitude to iterate. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? We will increase our power to leverage without lessening our aptitude to utilize. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our capability to exploit. We always optimize strategic robust, holistic initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We constantly implement bricks-and-clicks project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. Without sufficient media sourcing, models are forced to become resource-constrained. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-60/24/7/365 structuring but our capability to monetize. Without e-services, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will increase our capacity to architect without diminishing our capability to productize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to strategize globally. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2B? Without partnerships, you will lack implementation.