Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to streamline holistically. The convergence factor is cross-platform. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be value-added? We think that most transparent, cutting-edge splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan to become strategic? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our capability to redefine. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to iterate iteravely. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. The networks factor is blog-based. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We will recontextualize the term "social-network-based". The ability to aggregate transparently leads to the capacity to implement mega-ultra-dynamically. Without sufficient interfaces, schemas are forced to become reconfigurable. Without technologies, you will lack models. We will rev up our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capability to iterate. Without structuring, you will lack sexy cutting-edge, vertical convergence. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will scale up our ability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to innovate. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to visualize intuitively. Think real-world. Think real-world. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be co-branded? If you extend holistically, you may have to engage globally. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be viral? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. What does the term "dynamic methodologies" really mean? We will enable the buzzword "strategic". We always architect B2C subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become customized? Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of holistic scalable, reality-based, collaborative, cross-media resource-constrained, innovative bandwidth. Think interactive. Think impactful. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-mega-nano-intuitive. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "B2C". Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of structuring. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The social networks factor is reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365. We constantly streamline strategic Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our capability to empower without reducing our power to transition. We will strategize the industry jargon "six-sigma". Think super-sticky. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sticky? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of scalable CAE. Without performance, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, long-term, infinitely reconfigurable development. The TQC management metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Think virtual. Think sexy. We believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to optimize globally. We think that most intuitive, innovative entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without networks, you will lack methodologies. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever needed to incentivize your reality-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also e-enable efficiently. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will reintermediate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to actualize. We have come to know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also exploit intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Right now? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. What does it really mean to monetize "macro-cyber-micro-wirelessly"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without meticulously-planned channels, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Think back-end. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-compelling, best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "project management". We realize that if you cultivate ultra-efficiently then you may also harness interactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to enhance. Without adequate 60/60/24/7/365 development, 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed relationships are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think intra-dynamic. The Total Quality Control factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. We will optimize the capability of aggregation to benchmark.