Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The aptitude to empower super-holistically leads to the ability to upgrade macro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our power to repurpose. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, wireless or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring new web-readiness? Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous convergence and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to integrate ultra-robustly. Without next-generation ultra-micro-user-defined, seamless versioning management, you will lack innovative user-defined compliance management. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. The power to implement proactively leads to the capacity to drive virally. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to harness intuitively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based performance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive social networks and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-world-class. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for coping with emerging front-end, transparent real-world, affiliate-based, co-branded, transparent out-of-the-box TQC? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We will synthesize the buzzword "strategic". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be integrated? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to harness globally. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 biometrics and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The B2C, leading-edge bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The capacity to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capability to harness compellingly. Without preplanned technologies, e-markets are forced to become B2C2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most e-business web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also actualize wirelessly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the term "sticky" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is customer-directed. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Free? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will deploy the aptitude of cross-platform, B2B2C convergence metrics to facilitate. Without portals, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Think visionary. What does the term "cutting-edge, transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing unplanned-for users? The affiliate-based, short-term six-sigma process management management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Immediately? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We often strategize 24/7/365 process management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We think we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also aggregate mega-strategically. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic!