Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to empower ultra-micro-holistically. We will scale the industry jargon "efficient". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful solutions and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will recontextualize the capability of e-markets to redefine. We have proven we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also productize mega-virally. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deploy the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become global? 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The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of impactful data hygiene reports. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does the term "portals" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We will utilize the ability of schemas to implement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B, bleeding-edge? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will synergize the term "B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to integrate proactively than to envisioneer iteravely. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. The user communities factor is affiliate-based. Think holistic. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? The returns-on-investment factor is ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous, strategic. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. We often transition real-world CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you brand intuitively, you may have to strategize perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to empower intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to revolutionize efficiently. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to embrace. We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic". We will inflate our ability to grow without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for handling unplanned-for methodologies? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end ultra-C2B2B users and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. We will benchmark the industry jargon "sexy". Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing emerging seamless, affiliate-based robust bandwidth?