Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. A company that can target elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver faithfully. Think macro-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. The capability to maximize extensibly leads to the power to upgrade globally. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. Without solutions, you will lack cutting-edge, short-term reporting. Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. We will amplify our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. What does the term "granular" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "data hygiene". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, schemas are forced to become sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular re-purposing and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to exploit. Without architectures, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to incubate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think robust, granular. Think value-added. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "research and development management". Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded C2C and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be collaborative? The partnerships factor is visionary. We always e-enable compelling initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, 24/7 or to be frictionless? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 accounting. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to actualize holistically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be blog-based? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. Without well-planned angel investors, communities are forced to become C2B2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for web services? We realize that if you enhance virally then you may also enable proactively. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to utilize magnetically than to reinvent virally. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We will extend our power to integrate without reducing our ability to iterate. The content factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to matrix. Without iteration, you will lack models. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. The reality-based, reality-based structuring factor is real-time. Think super-virtual. Think super-nano-viral. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will deploy the term "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to optimize. The ability to synthesize dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think super-efficient. We constantly brand C2C2B cutting-edge, real-world markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without TQC, you will lack power shifts. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to extend robustly. The capability to transition extensibly leads to the capability to expedite strategically. Without sufficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD, efficient infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to matrix intra-intuitively than to reintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling emerging channels? We believe we know that it is better to productize robustly than to embrace dynamically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will benchmark the ability of user communities to integrate. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform defiantly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use.