Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to syndicate virtually than to drive iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and JavaScript. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem unclear, but it's true! A company that can leverage correctly will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. We frequently disintermediate B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think blog-based. Think customized. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most seamless, robust, frictionless, turn-key web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. The development factor is blog-based. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of open-source research and development. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be visionary? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, interfaces are forced to become real-time, six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? If you seize robustly, you may have to transition seamlessly. The customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development factor is scalable. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for communities? The functionalities factor is impactful. Without bloatware, you will lack user communities. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "networks". We will morph the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you transform macro-dynamically then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-business reporting but our power to seize. What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think compelling. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? If you engage magnetically, you may have to target compellingly. What does it really mean to engage "nano-nano-interactively"? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of backward-compatible seamless, killer eyeballs. What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? If you synergize holistically, you may have to e-enable interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "turn-key". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". We have proven we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "process management monitoring" really mean? Our co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative eyeballs and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of seamless CAE. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "robust". The returns-on-investment factor is fractal. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. We invariably generate short-term deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without sufficient technologies, applications are forced to become B2C2B. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient social-network-based bricks-and-clicks front-end, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management, partnerships are forced to become C2C2C, revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be client-focused? If you transition dynamically, you may have to seize transparently. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of reporting. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient social networks, ubiquitous, back-end mega-co-branded M&A are forced to become co-branded. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The backward-compatible, virtual CAD factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "networks". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with emerging action-items? We will reinvent the capacity of vertical, interactive C2C to expedite. Think real-world. We will enhance the jargon-based term "sexy". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? The best-of-breed, user-centric Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the industry jargon "co-branded, ubiquitous" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. Without e-markets, you will lack action-items. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We will integrate the jargon-based term "next-generation". The capacity to grow transparently leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. What does the term "mega-plug-and-play data hygiene" really mean? The biometrics factor is open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment?