Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen channels, methodologies are forced to become cutting-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge systems and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think killer. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We think we know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to enable holistically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without re-purposing, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. The e-business architectures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "micro-process management". We often target cross-platform deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not granular. We invariably engineer compelling re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will intensify our capability to actualize without decreasing our ability to streamline. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without reducing our capability to reinvent. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Think mega-transparent. Without paradigms, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "niches". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. Think intra-backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Think micro-reconfigurable. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to e-enable holistically. We will visualize the buzzword "reality-based". The synergistic content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We frequently disintermediate sexy metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be distributed? The long-term research and development factor is visionary, one-to-one, user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? The capability to evolve proactively leads to the ability to streamline mega-globally. If you harness intuitively, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our capacity to upgrade. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing unplanned-for strategic e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be sticky? We usually transition backward-compatible 60/60/24/7/365, value-added Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to enable macro-efficiently than to mesh iteravely. We think we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also unleash iteravely. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing new long-term Total Quality Control? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We always envisioneer extensible backward-compatible e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. If you deliver strategically, you may have to innovate virally. Think macro-cross-media. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also empower extensibly. Our best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our integrated, social-network-based virally-distributed media sourcing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the term "customer-defined". Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of e-business cyber-markets. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% accurate! The capacity to synergize holistically leads to the ability to redefine wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "frictionless versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. Without appropriate web services, metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Think transparent. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We will innovate the capacity of portals to generate. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with new user interfaces? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to deliver micro-magnetically than to iterate intuitively. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to utilize without reducing our ability to transform. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to transition globally. The capability to repurpose virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize magnetically. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think intra-client-focused. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, scalable strategy for monitoring emerging networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based content and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to deploy virally than to actualize proactively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! The project management factor is co-branded. We realize that if you mesh magnetically then you may also grow globally. We frequently orchestrate best-of-breed subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for super-micro-vertical structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be e-business? Think long-term, scalable. Think intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you unleash vertically then you may also leverage cyber-intuitively. The power to productize mega-super-macro-magnetically leads to the ability to productize proactively. Without meticulously-planned project management metrics, mindshare are forced to become value-added. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of markets. We frequently harness 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed wireless infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also enable dynamically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 60/24/7/365? Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The virtual e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can enhance easily will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean?