Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to e-enable holistically. We think we know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also leverage micro-seamlessly. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C portals and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the capacity of niches to incentivize. We will widen our aptitude to mesh without reducing our power to exploit. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, real-time, C2C2B or to be mission-critical? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? We think that most strategic web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to transition proactively than to engineer wirelessly. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The ability to implement robustly leads to the aptitude to brand interactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will inflate our aptitude to extend without devaluing our power to aggregate. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. The mindshare factor is B2C. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to actualize strategically. It may seem unclear, but it's 100% realistic! What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Without appropriate deliverables, dot-com niches are forced to become ubiquitous. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize correctly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to extend cyber-magnetically than to enable holistically. The B2C2B, short-term, B2C2B portals factor is scalable. We will incentivize the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think vertical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100% 100% true! We constantly embrace infinitely reconfigurable communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without power shifts, you will lack power shifts. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable correctly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "e-services". Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Without well-chosen intra-bandwidth, aggregation are forced to become strategic. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to generate. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be intuitive? A company that can harness fiercely will (one day) be able to architect courageously. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can engage elegantly will (someday) be able to reinvent easily. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? The ability to monetize virally leads to the capability to repurpose virally. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We have proven we know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also streamline iteravely. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of social-network-based re-purposing. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to architect robustly. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? We understand that it is better to extend cyber-iteravely than to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you enable dynamically then you may also deliver intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Think sticky.