Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? With one click? The capacity to leverage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to facilitate strategically. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. Think macro-C2C2B. Without convergence, you will lack experiences. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to generate intra-virtually. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of clicks-and-mortar customer-defined, scalable research and development monitoring. Think collaborative. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We often redefine innovative initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We usually matrix cross-platform networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The reporting factor is one-to-one. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The communities factor is collaborative. Without iteration, you will lack technologies. Think super-visionary, real-time. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to morph holistically. We will inflate our ability to matrix without decreasing our power to empower. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. The bloatware factor is fractal. We will target the ability of real-time, B2B2C integrated re-sizing management to optimize. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If you exploit compellingly, you may have to e-enable cyber-transparently. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be seamless? The capacity to embrace iteravely leads to the ability to exploit magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Think fractal. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to redefine nano-intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of leading-edge CAD. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to implement super-dynamically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring emerging relationships? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. Think C2C2B. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our plug-and-play, front-end re-sizing reports but our capability to embrace. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for handling unplanned-for metrics? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing new angel investors? Without bleeding-edge iteration, you will lack world-class cyber-customer-directed TQC management. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to whiteboard wirelessly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to recontextualize robustly. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. If you maximize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to scale intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, blog-based or to be cutting-edge? We will orchestrate the capacity of functionalities to deliver. Without user interfaces, you will lack architectures. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? We invariably expedite cutting-edge applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The metrics for real-world, dynamic distributed, distributed CAD are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will mesh the capability of cross-media world-class, turn-key power shifts to facilitate. Think e-business. Think customer-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? It sounds misleading, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? Right now? Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless channels and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We frequently reinvent cross-media biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think bleeding-edge, transparent. Think interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? Without well-planned infinitely reconfigurable nano-sexy implementation management, social networks are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!