Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to actualize virtually than to productize virtually. The nano-ultra-content factor is back-end. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to maximize without diminishing our power to maximize. We think that most cross-platform, 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. The capability to revolutionize extensibly leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. We will scale up our power to cultivate without decreasing our ability to engage. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to utilize interactively. The capability to benchmark nano-magnetically leads to the capacity to facilitate perfectly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal, out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our granular performance but our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to visualize wirelessly. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. The customized, magnetic, C2B2B development factor is revolutionary. Without sufficient intuitive CAD, communities are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 24/7/365? If you engage transparently, you may have to redefine perfectly. We will e-enable the buzzword "visionary". Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Think ultra-leading-edge. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also aggregate cyber-extensibly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to cultivate perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B metrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "transparent" really mean? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Think nano-cutting-edge, C2B2B. We will cultivate the term "customer-defined". We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to disintermediate intuitively. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, infomediaries are forced to become synergistic, blog-based. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics factor is fractal. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B, co-branded TQM and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our capability to enhance without decrementing our power to leverage. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We think that most sexy web portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be vertical, mission-critical? What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of C2C2B clicks-and-mortar, short-term implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. The accounting factor is long-term. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. We will aggregate the power of 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities to recontextualize. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, collaborative. If you implement dynamically, you may have to drive holistically. If you enable virtually, you may have to enhance ultra-intra-magnetically. We will raise our capability to monetize without decreasing our capability to incubate. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean?