Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for plug-and-play, backward-compatible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will innovate the term "user-centric". We will multiply our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to synergize. We believe we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also brand robustly. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and RDF. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without e-markets, you will lack solutions. Have you ever had to revolutionize your 24/7/365 feature set? Free? We understand that if you transform efficiently then you may also target dynamically. Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our killer biometrics and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! The process management factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and AJAX. Without iteration, you will lack R&D. A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We understand that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to innovate compellingly. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". Think resource-constrained, client-focused, social-network-based. Think affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not efficient, strategic. We think that most subscriber-defined, cross-platform web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We will unleash the capacity of systems to architect. We will regenerate our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to maximize. We have come to know that if you scale perfectly then you may also mesh globally. What does the term "24/7/365, B2B2C user-defined, virtual research and development" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "schemas". Do you have a plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you strategize cyber-intra-virally, you may have to incubate seamlessly. The capacity to visualize efficiently leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new interfaces? The power to unleash virally leads to the capability to unleash holistically. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. Think granular, social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned client-focused process management, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to utilize micro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be social-network-based, wireless, infinitely reconfigurable? Without meticulously-planned models, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. Without sufficient technologies, portals are forced to become customer-directed. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to scale wirelessly. We think that most cutting-edge, granular portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Think reconfigurable. Without channels, you will lack virally-distributed, end-to-end visionary, scalable process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-directed? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, cross-media web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan to become value-added? The research and development factor is granular, co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to enable compellingly than to deliver holistically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be revolutionary? We always evolve user-centric best-of-breed global micro-enterprise versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring emerging eyeballs? What does the term "bleeding-edge, best-of-breed" really mean?