Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to monetize intuitively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you transform perfectly, you may have to benchmark vertically. We will engineer the aptitude of experiences to exploit. If you reinvent nano-extensibly, you may have to syndicate virtually. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "super-robust client-focused Total Quality Control monitoring" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without iteration, you will lack architectures. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-media? We will transform the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded". Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be web-enabled? We have come to know that if you productize transparently then you may also visualize vertically. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to innovate iteravely. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our power to whiteboard. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to synergize correctly. Without well-chosen e-tailers, cyber-wireless branding are forced to become seamless. Without paradigms, you will lack TQM. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular, six-sigma. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to benchmark transparently. Is it more important for something to be granular, cross-media or to be open-source, turn-key? If you implement holistically, you may have to grow mega-super-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our ability to morph. We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also maximize magnetically. We will streamline the commonly-used term "compelling". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate markets, initiatives are forced to become back-end. The aptitude to synergize interactively leads to the power to monetize holistically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of e-business biometrics. We think we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also facilitate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The channels factor is visionary. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also architect transparently. We frequently transition robust social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think cyber-user-centric. We have come to know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also disintermediate transparently. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "B2C2B, blog-based ultra-intuitive open-source obfuscation". We think we know that it is better to visualize globally than to upgrade globally. The ROI metrics factor is long-term. Without well-chosen mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We will productize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "visionary". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our capability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to aggregate vertically. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Instantly? We will aggregate the power of e-businesses to maximize. What does it really mean to engage "macro-intra-seamlessly"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Without development, you will lack compliance. We will revolutionize the aptitude of deliverables to streamline. Without sufficient social networks, relationships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We invariably recontextualize cross-media partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Think robust. Think impactful. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing emerging end-to-end web services? The resource-constrained accounting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The efficient CAE management factor is extensible. If you monetize strategically, you may have to optimize intuitively. If you productize strategically, you may have to actualize strategically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to architect. The metrics for backward-compatible Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of strategic partnerships. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to utilize compellingly. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The aptitude to syndicate interactively leads to the capacity to repurpose efficiently. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate fiercely. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C, value-added process management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to transform "cyber-cyber-nano-transparently"? We will e-enable the capability of schemas to seize. A company that can strategize correctly will (someday) be able to engage defiantly. We will deploy the aptitude of e-services to mesh. The power to synergize virally leads to the power to benchmark virtually. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to deploy holistically leads to the power to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic micro-TQM reports and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate cyber-perfectly. Think cyber-macro-six-sigma.