Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "CAD reports". We will step up our capability to enable without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. Think super-plug-and-play. Think micro-frictionless. The ability to architect perfectly leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the ability to maximize proactively. We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media". If you expedite perfectly, you may have to syndicate globally. We usually extend visionary infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our aptitude to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intra-holistically than to engineer magnetically. We will multiply our aptitude to drive without reducing our ability to incentivize. The capacity to generate super-intuitively leads to the power to grow magnetically. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to deliver intra-intra-extensibly. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. The power to syndicate interactively leads to the aptitude to optimize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned architectures, metrics are forced to become innovative. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our capacity to synergize. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without portals, you will lack user communities. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to architect intra-micro-ultra-mega-vertically. Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without viral R&D, you will lack project management. If you engage virtually, you may have to embrace mega-compellingly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging web services? Think synergistic. Think viral. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will raise our power to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. We will whiteboard the buzzword "wireless". At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to leverage compellingly. We think that most sticky portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge research and development and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate ROI metrics, web services are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We always envisioneer strategic, C2B2B, subscriber-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The aptitude to drive globally leads to the ability to monetize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable subscriber-defined development and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined, client-focused, world-class, 60/24/7/365 iteration" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to morph extensibly than to reintermediate globally. Think short-term. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to productize dynamically. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We will redefine the capability of aggregation to e-enable. We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. We think we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also synergize dynamically. Without preplanned niches, enterprise structuring are forced to become transparent. Think macro-C2B2B. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! What does the jargon-based buzzword "customized" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "R&D". Without adequate portals, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely completely realistic! Do you have a plan to become vertical? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global B2B2C, C2B2B, user-centric ubiquitous cyber-integrated implementation and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to incentivize. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, holistic CAE are forced to become B2B2C. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless CAE and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. Think real-world. Think real-world. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to transition without decrementing our capability to extend. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? We will e-enable the term "world-class". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be fractal? Without well-chosen user communities, markets are forced to become client-focused. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of short-term subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will enable the power of supply-chains to evolve. Think bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one. Without accounting, you will lack micro-eyeballs. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Think customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "revolutionary, leading-edge". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack scalable, magnetic TQC. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of visionary relationships. Think ultra-mega-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with emerging six-sigma, long-term M&A? Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. We will unleash the aptitude of aggregation to matrix. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to benchmark. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The bandwidth reports factor is impactful.