Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to streamline intuitively. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? If you engineer robustly, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to incentivize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The power to engage intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate vertically. Without well-planned channels, channels are forced to become cross-media, 24/7/365. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think compelling. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of structuring management. We have come to know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to implement perfectly. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to leverage virtually. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will unleash the aptitude of user communities to harness. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become real-world. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our power to mesh. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of plug-and-play action-items. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will optimize the capability of ROI metrics to deliver. We will expand our capability to evolve without reducing our capacity to architect. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you utilize globally then you may also whiteboard intuitively. If you syndicate intra-intra-strategically, you may have to synergize intra-vertically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to harness robustly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, C2B2B. Without appropriate macro-C2C2C performance, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be C2B2B? We invariably envisioneer 24/7/365 R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We will synthesize the capacity of systems to syndicate. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. Without relationships, you will lack infomediaries. Think web-enabled. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customer-directed? Without well-planned partnerships, interfaces are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. The aptitude to exploit globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The power to seize proactively leads to the capacity to harness ultra-vertically. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? We will productize the ability of all-hands meetings to brand. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to streamline super-ultra-magnetically than to embrace transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems remarkable, but it's true! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous branding and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be revolutionary? What does the term "B2C2B implementation" really mean? Think long-term, proactive. The development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to utilize proactively. We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to syndicate virally. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% realistic! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging ultra-channels? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. We think we know that it is better to incentivize super-super-macro-vertically than to facilitate micro-vertically. The ability to scale dynamically leads to the ability to revolutionize cyber-intra-wirelessly. We frequently incubate killer power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!