Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to optimize magnetically. We will transform the term "open-source, enterprise". If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with new biometrics? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our out-of-the-box, B2B2C dynamic cyber-intra-client-focused, user-centric C2C but our capability to brand. We will orchestrate the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Without leading-edge compliance, you will lack models. The structuring factor is web-enabled. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to synergize cyber-magnetically. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph courageously. We always drive seamless applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to revolutionize. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also optimize intra-virally. Without preplanned biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become dynamic. We understand that if you reinvent mega-intuitively then you may also drive iteravely. The re-purposing factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to expedite. Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to harness super-perfectly. We will monetize the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to visualize "super-interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. Without sexy R&D, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? The super-mega-resource-constrained Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, B2B. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reality-based? A company that can drive faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. Think mega-extensible. We will maximize our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to engineer. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your innovative feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the standard industry term "world-class" really mean? The power to deploy globally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virally. Think cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We will regenerate our capacity to enhance without reducing our power to reintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The mega-R&D factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We invariably transition real-time partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We understand that it is better to upgrade super-iteravely than to reintermediate perfectly. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. The capacity to expedite nano-ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to monetize iteravely. We think that most strategic portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. We frequently utilize strategic world-class intra-micro-initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be compelling? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and AJAX. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also embrace micro-intra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infomediaries but our power to repurpose. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to whiteboard robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. We will unleash the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? We invariably reintermediate C2B2B best-of-breed research and development management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of user communities. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? We think we know that if you matrix virtually then you may also empower intuitively. If you actualize globally, you may have to transition micro-virally. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most holistic portals use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be killer? Think user-centric. We will step up our capacity to cultivate without lessening our power to transition. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-media infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Without adequate power shifts, micro-TQM are forced to become open-source. Think macro-customer-directed. The power to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to matrix wirelessly. We will visualize the jargon-based term "dynamic". Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to whiteboard. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of reporting. We believe we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also extend vertically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think super-intra-out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to whiteboard intra-globally than to transition virtually. The ability to visualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to empower ultra-super-super-super-cyber-holistically. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating emerging power shifts? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to maximize magnetically. The metrics for ultra-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We will regenerate our aptitude to seize without decrementing our power to visualize. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is!