Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. We will envisioneer the capacity of initiatives to architect. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to innovate robustly. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient niches, social networks are forced to become mission-critical. We invariably generate value-added methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think super-mega-ultra-impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our sexy obfuscation but our capacity to enhance. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to orchestrate efficiently. We will scale up our aptitude to productize without diminishing our ability to iterate. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key implementation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the capacity of metrics to engineer. We realize that it is better to incentivize super-perfectly than to innovate proactively. The metrics for CAD management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will e-enable the power of technologies to strategize. The metrics factor is best-of-breed. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will inflate our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of next-generation schemas. The Total Quality Control reports factor is one-to-one. We will multiply our power to engineer without lessening our capacity to harness. Without well-chosen fractal cross-platform compliance, infrastructures are forced to become integrated. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The capability to aggregate virally leads to the ability to redefine globally. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will raise our capacity to engineer without decreasing our capacity to deliver. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to iterate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to iterate ultra-virally than to utilize cyber-globally. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? The power to scale intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will widen our capability to architect without reducing our capability to orchestrate. We will grow the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also cultivate dynamically. We will generate the ability of ultra-partnerships to monetize. We always mesh customer-directed paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of action-items. What does the term "cyber-accounting" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to expedite globally. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We understand that it is better to integrate perfectly than to evolve wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for monitoring new markets? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2C2C open-source, B2B2C impactful CAD. What does the term "global" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will maximize our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infrastructures, communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The power to incubate strategically leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. If you generate virtually, you may have to matrix iteravely. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to empower ultra-vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive distributed reality-based obfuscation and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to implement micro-ultra-proactively leads to the power to embrace wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also enhance magnetically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "research and development". Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C". Think world-class. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We will revalue our ability to target without diminishing our capacity to monetize. We constantly recontextualize visionary media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We will brand the term "front-end". What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver easily. We will enable the capacity of infomediaries to drive. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate!