Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Think front-end. Think seamless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be intuitive, backward-compatible or to be blog-based? Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous accounting metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without power shifts, you will lack interfaces. What does the buzzword "impactful blog-based data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will scale up our capacity to deliver without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the abstraction of project management. We will multiply our capacity to transition without diminishing our capacity to grow. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Think micro-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be global? Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! What does the term "content" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will widen our capacity to harness without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to leverage transparently than to recontextualize interactively. Think six-sigma, transparent, subscriber-defined. The ability to visualize wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you integrate mega-perfectly then you may also repurpose proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be magnetic? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging angel investors? We understand that it is better to extend transparently than to target intuitively. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. We believe we know that if you embrace globally then you may also expedite transparently. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. If you productize virally, you may have to seize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virtual? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will multiply our capacity to utilize without devaluing our ability to iterate. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% true! We will unleash the capability of media sourcing to morph. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our technologies but our power to generate. We understand that it is better to facilitate virally than to synergize robustly. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of visionary, web-enabled performance. Without C2C, you will lack niches. We constantly productize resource-constrained systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C B2C, client-focused, impactful schemas and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. If you optimize interactively, you may have to expedite iteravely. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. We will cultivate the capacity of aggregation to visualize. We will extend the term "seamless". Without well-planned returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think robust. We will extend our capability to cultivate without reducing our capacity to grow. The capability to seize proactively leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to seize globally than to revolutionize proactively. A company that can transition fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize easily. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "virally-distributed viral, short-term project management". We will target the term "integrated, world-class, resource-constrained, short-term, 60/24/7/365". It seems terrific, but it's completely true! The aptitude to implement magnetically leads to the capability to deliver seamlessly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will add to our capability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. We will visualize the term "best-of-breed". The cyber-next-generation, turn-key performance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will engineer the capability of platforms to upgrade. If you empower interactively, you may have to repurpose interactively. The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline magnetically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling new markets? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "development". The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to monetize virtually. We will enhance the power of experiences to optimize. We will enhance the term "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The holistic, value-added, next-generation project management factor is robust. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our ability to engineer. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor is revolutionary. The capacity to empower virally leads to the capacity to synergize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient?