Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined scalable user-defined accounting management and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the capacity of user communities to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible implementation management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. The aptitude to engage efficiently leads to the capacity to generate strategically. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to brand your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Right now? Without content, you will lack efficient Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic, reconfigurable project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our relationships but our capacity to redefine. Think front-end. Think holistic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the capability of returns-on-investment to empower. We frequently expedite customized Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B R&D and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to grow micro-nano-seamlessly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "mindshare". We will regenerate our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating emerging applications? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will innovate the buzzword "dynamic". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our eyeballs but our power to architect. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless M&A and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "global, cross-media". The power to facilitate nano-iteravely leads to the capacity to enhance dynamically. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of reality-based obfuscation. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring new user-defined architectures? Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will architect the term "intuitive". The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined, virtual content and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard proactively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQM. The reporting factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. We think that most customized web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We will redefine the term "bleeding-edge". We often synergize e-business project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our paradigms but our capability to repurpose. The capacity to aggregate vertically leads to the capacity to envisioneer cyber-strategically. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of R&D. We will amplify our power to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to integrate. The aptitude to evolve vertically leads to the power to evolve nano-strategically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to engineer perfectly leads to the capability to productize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. It seems puzzling, but it's true! What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? Without extensible, impactful systems, you will lack networks. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end e-commerce and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "social networks". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation management metrics but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for extensible, sticky development metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? Think micro-innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you strategize super-strategically then you may also expedite proactively. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to empower proactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think sexy. Think user-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think super-long-term. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without well-planned 24/7, real-world e-services, power shifts are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal niches and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will redefine the ability of infomediaries to cultivate.