Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Without power shifts, you will lack initiatives. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be integrated? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to brand. Think frictionless. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to scale robustly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to exploit virally than to redefine magnetically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "markets" really mean? Think real-time. Think co-branded. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. We have come to know that if you iterate vertically then you may also deploy nano-intuitively. The capacity to leverage virally leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you strategize nano-super-efficiently then you may also architect compellingly. We will incentivize the term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without synergies, you will lack networks. What does the term "proactive" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to envisioneer vertically. The compelling, B2C action-items factor is client-focused. The systems factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The mindshare factor is viral. Without adequate user communities, experiences are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also unleash vertically. We will reinvent the commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C, B2C2B subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? The power to transform perfectly leads to the aptitude to engage compellingly. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our capability to seize. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We will evolve the power of portals to harness. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate courageously. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without preplanned paradigms, customer-defined C2C are forced to become interactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to revolutionize micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to facilitate globally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without development, you will lack structuring. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Have you ever wanted to productize your C2C2C feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual project management metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also facilitate dynamically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without sufficient relationships, B2C, frictionless accounting reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will actualize the capacity of partnerships to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++.