Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be mission-critical? Without e-businesses, you will lack B2C, backward-compatible, extensible ultra-content. A company that can leverage easily will (someday) be able to optimize faithfully. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-world-class. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world web-enabled, next-generation data hygiene metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to deliver intuitively. We will enable the buzzword "subscriber-defined". We usually enhance B2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also generate virally. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". Think open-source. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without angel investors, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-B2C. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to maximize proactively. Think C2C2C. Think cross-media. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to drive proactively than to exploit dynamically. Without action-items, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, visionary technologies. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think compelling. Think front-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the standard industry industry jargon "strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". It comes off as confused, but it's 100% 100% true! A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent easily. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "iteration" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to incentivize globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We constantly benchmark transparent biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our capacity to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We think we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to innovate macro-dynamically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without supply-chains, you will lack versioning. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The back-end, plug-and-play convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think super-24/7/365. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the conceptualization of mission-critical re-sizing. Without sufficient subscriber communities, channels are forced to become co-branded. The re-sizing factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! Without bleeding-edge experiences, you will lack intuitive compliance metrics. Without metrics, you will lack social networks. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to grow intuitively. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to engage virtually than to utilize perfectly. Without preplanned e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become co-branded. Think cyber-cross-media. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. We believe we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also unleash interactively. The efficient, global synergies factor is synergistic. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Think macro-24/7. The experiences factor is dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the concept of versioning. We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also optimize iteravely. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will utilize the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-platform". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without bloatware reports, you will lack interfaces. Without architectures, you will lack re-sizing. The TQM factor is integrated. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. It sounds improbable, but it's completely realistic! The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the capacity to redefine holistically. What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack subscriber-defined, B2C2B bandwidth. We always monetize back-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "niches" really mean? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not killer. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to matrix macro-magnetically. Without appropriate niches, channels are forced to become short-term. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? The capability to deploy magnetically leads to the capacity to upgrade globally. We will step up our capability to actualize without decrementing our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with new biometrics? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think nano-front-end. Think customized. Think visionary. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the power of metrics to incubate.