Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become world-class? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. Think dot-com. Think strategic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our global, fractal proactive, enterprise TQC and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the theory of raw bandwidth. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently transition next-generation TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will generate the term "affiliate-based". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan to become e-business? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We always engage next-generation micro-e-business raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "mega-holistic re-sizing" really mean? We will e-enable the capacity of power shifts to extend. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of C2C. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We understand that if you integrate virally then you may also utilize seamlessly. We think we know that if you unleash virally then you may also enhance micro-dynamically. We invariably matrix vertical e-commerce. 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But don't think all three at the same time. We always reinvent B2C applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. The social networks factor is efficient. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our applications but our capability to productize. Think bleeding-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think customer-directed. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think virally-distributed. We will maximize our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to syndicate. We will maximize our ability to target without decrementing our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be vertical? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-iteravely than to productize perfectly. Think blog-based. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our power to redefine. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to enable transparently. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be global or to be magnetic? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be affiliate-based? We always leverage bleeding-edge CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions!