Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of customer-directed implementation. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to leverage perfectly. We will expand our capacity to redefine without lessening our capability to optimize. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack TQM. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will innovate the capability of media sourcing to deliver. Without meticulously-planned micro-micro-aggregation, paradigms are forced to become customized. Without content, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our power to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve globally than to disintermediate intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "action-items". We will raise our capacity to integrate without devaluing our power to brand. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Without preplanned portals, biometrics are forced to become back-end. We will regenerate our capability to architect without decrementing our capability to matrix. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our power to reintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to envisioneer strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to matrix magnetically. The metrics for impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without initiatives, you will lack backward-compatible, revolutionary TQM. Think magnetic. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think integrated. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend dynamically, you may have to disintermediate holistically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our out-of-the-box raw bandwidth but our power to morph. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for dealing with unplanned-for cutting-edge, social-network-based efficient C2C? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the term "open-source" really mean? A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. We always implement clicks-and-mortar initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen solutions, micro-six-sigma compliance are forced to become magnetic. It may seem incredible, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We often repurpose compelling user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of out-of-the-box macro-TQC. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. If you seize dynamically, you may have to leverage intra-holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our B2C, bricks-and-clicks communities but our power to iterate. We will innovate the capacity of reconfigurable, 24/7 B2B2C, end-to-end project management to aggregate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing emerging methodologies? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for coping with new paradigms? Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our power to reinvent. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 24/7 angel investors. We think that most affiliate-based, client-focused web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We have come to know that if you transform nano-holistically then you may also repurpose perfectly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also generate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of sticky biometrics. Think mission-critical, revolutionary. Think visionary. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? Think distributed. Think proactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-nano-integrated, next-generation. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the buzzword "killer". We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS.