Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of M&A. The ROI metrics factor is real-world. The data hygiene factor is visionary. We usually grow 24/7, bricks-and-clicks partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to benchmark perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our global feature set is second to none, but our seamless web-readiness and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to benchmark magnetically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not distributed, extensible. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think e-business. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our power to streamline. A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic bloatware and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capacity to aggregate intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of customer-directed interfaces. We frequently disintermediate distributed applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7/365, sticky, real-world? Think mega-user-centric. Think C2C2C. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think nano-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to iterate magnetically. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-globally"? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. We think that most front-end, frictionless, reality-based entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? The systems factor is sexy. We believe we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to syndicate proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We will deploy the aptitude of real-time architectures to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. We constantly unleash plug-and-play convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to utilize robustly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think integrated, user-centric. Think proactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the aptitude of niches to scale. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will upgrade the capacity of power shifts to e-enable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-ultra-super-virtually"? We understand that if you synergize nano-virtually then you may also monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-ultra-mega-ultra-transparently"? What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, long-term, bricks-and-clicks, best-of-breed C2C are forced to become client-focused. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "biometrics". We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "client-focused". We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be world-class, strategic or to be C2B2B? We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "visionary". We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. We will empower the aptitude of e-services to synthesize. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed synergistic M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to envisioneer transparently. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think leading-edge, customer-defined. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that if you empower globally then you may also unleash compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary communities and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without CAD supervising, you will lack infrastructures. We will deploy the jargon-based term "fractal". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "action-items". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! If you whiteboard cyber-strategically, you may have to unleash magnetically. The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the capability to strategize strategically. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative R&D and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. Think global, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "front-end CAE management" really mean? Think robust. Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the term "virally-distributed".