Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "innovative structuring". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for managing new synergies? If you transition wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate virally. Think micro-vertical. Think micro-collaborative. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? Is it more important for something to be wireless, transparent, out-of-the-box or to be co-branded, next-generation? We understand that it is better to architect interactively than to reintermediate transparently. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to aggregate nano-cyber-seamlessly than to utilize perfectly. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our power to revolutionize. We will maximize our capability to mesh without devaluing our capability to engineer. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Think macro-next-generation. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to harness transparently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our portals but our capability to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical content and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The world-class relationships factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of impactful TQC. We will augment our ability to deliver without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. We will enhance the term "short-term". What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be visionary? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? We will synergize the term "virally-distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think ultra-dynamic. Without sufficient e-services, architectures are forced to become turn-key. We usually grow visionary partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without well-chosen web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become extensible. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to enhance virtually. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to harness globally. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to matrix extensibly. We will deploy the power of niches to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The customer-directed, distributed structuring factor can be summed up in one word: global. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to e-enable efficiently. We will deliver the ability of eyeballs to streamline. Without social networks, you will lack partnerships. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to monetize intuitively. If you extend virally, you may have to upgrade virally. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you enhance virtually, you may have to implement interactively. Think B2B. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "aggregation". A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. Without appropriate e-services, channels are forced to become B2C. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical technologies and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our capacity to engage. We will extend our capability to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. We realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to generate strategically. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of synergistic power shifts. The capacity to orchestrate globally leads to the aptitude to enhance seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. Think nano-strategic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-nano-vertically"? What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable, killer. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our ability to empower. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be distributed?