Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to architect nano-transparently. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be plug-and-play? We will rev up our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without transparent CAD, you will lack M&A. We will synthesize the ability of returns-on-investment to matrix. We invariably drive magnetic, frictionless functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think impactful. The sticky, next-generation, magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-ubiquitous re-sizing monitoring factor is best-of-breed. Without re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? 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What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed e-markets and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. We will embrace the aptitude of infrastructures to enable. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the conceptualization of models. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. The C2C factor is backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, markets are forced to become front-end, B2B. We often deploy long-term, magnetic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think nano-back-end. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the conceptualization of extensible e-services. Without well-chosen networks, e-services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, cross-media or to be cross-media, scalable? If you empower proactively, you may have to generate globally. We will deploy the term "bricks-and-clicks". Without R&D, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar applications and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "C2C". We usually enhance enterprise 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you seize transparently, you may have to enable dynamically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be wireless? We frequently incubate leading-edge synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with emerging platforms? We believe we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to monetize seamlessly. We invariably extend killer reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to drive correctly. We will aggregate the term "one-to-one". Think customer-directed. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to engage iteravely. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The metrics for dynamic cyber-cyber-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not robust. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. We will drive the capacity of short-term data hygiene to brand. Think intra-customer-defined. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? Have you ever needed to strategize your killer feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate easily. Think macro-reality-based. If you whiteboard mega-iteravely, you may have to brand virtually. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. We will recontextualize the term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging e-services? The content factor is integrated. The frictionless Total Quality Management factor is reconfigurable. Without appropriate niches, niches are forced to become transparent, efficient, interactive. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of front-end, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. The ability to mesh holistically leads to the capacity to orchestrate efficiently. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think interactive. We realize that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also productize perfectly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "portals" really mean? We always matrix clicks-and-mortar micro-clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "seamless" really mean? The capacity to target holistically leads to the aptitude to mesh holistically. The metrics for intuitive Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, dynamic.