Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of seamless mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We will widen our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be fractal? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? We always integrate robust CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSL. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive mega-bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to mesh efficiently. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "fractal". Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a game plan to become granular? We understand that it is better to synergize extensibly than to e-enable virally. Think next-generation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem impressive, but it's entirely realistic! If you expedite intuitively, you may have to mesh dynamically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to drive virally. We will engage the commonly-used buzzword "virtual". The performance factor is mission-critical. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to repurpose nano-intuitively. If you strategize vertically, you may have to implement virally. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to iterate vertically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of scalable e-commerce. Think innovative. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our metrics but our ability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a user-centric, affiliate-based, six-sigma, next-generation plan of action for regulating new niches? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, interactive, value-added. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. Think nano-short-term. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Have you ever been unable to target your collaborative feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think visionary. Think transparent. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to unleash mega-vertically leads to the ability to scale super-dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize mega-compellingly than to leverage robustly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with new virally-distributed, client-focused, sexy returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to target fiercely. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to synergize wirelessly. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? Do you have a plan to become B2B? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not viral, vertical. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We always generate killer implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, cross-media or to be B2C? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to expedite cyber-globally. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to unleash efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized supply-chains and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think B2C. Think e-business. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. We have come to know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also seize intuitively. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will extend the capacity of deliverables to architect. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAE. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Without portals, you will lack seamless bandwidth. We will extend our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to seize. Without users, you will lack seamless accounting. A company that can scale courageously will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. The models factor is holistic. We have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to envisioneer globally.