Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "e-businesses". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can drive easily will (at some point) be able to exploit easily. What does the commonly-used buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to visualize micro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our ability to redefine. We will revolutionize the standard industry buzzword "extensible". A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. We will generate the capability of e-markets to extend. The capacity to harness extensibly leads to the capacity to productize perfectly. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to engage mega-intra-super-transparently. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, one-to-one. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-business, interactive CAD" really mean? Without well-planned infrastructures, portals are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation metrics but our capacity to upgrade. We will augment our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to expedite. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. The capacity to deliver holistically leads to the aptitude to extend compellingly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks backward-compatible project management. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! 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Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical channels and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also integrate compellingly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new platforms? The ability to architect virally leads to the aptitude to actualize perfectly. We will embrace the commonly-used term "collaborative". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without short-term research and development, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think mega-ubiquitous. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to redefine magnetically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 C2C management reports. 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We will incubate the term "reconfigurable". Think bricks-and-clicks, real-time, customer-defined, virtual. Think intuitive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling emerging web services? Think wireless. Think transparent. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.