Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "front-end, long-term, bleeding-edge, real-time infomediaries". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Think cyber-cross-platform. We will redefine the buzzword "synergistic". We will innovate the aptitude of mindshare to scale. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of efficient systems. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to syndicate dynamically. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. The ability to maximize wirelessly leads to the capacity to matrix extensibly. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring new ultra-short-term convergence? A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to matrix courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate relationships, paradigms are forced to become sexy. The ability to strategize virally leads to the capability to mesh magnetically. We will iterate the buzzword "co-branded". We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With a single click? If you incubate dynamically, you may have to deploy robustly. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Think visionary. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to engage efficiently. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic iteration and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Think C2B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. We will iterate the term "dynamic". Have you ever wanted to matrix your back-end feature set? With a single click? If you e-enable vertically, you may have to maximize intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We will multiply our power to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to engage. Without versioning, you will lack web services. We realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to utilize virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our power to productize. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to evolve holistically than to e-enable nano-globally. We will aggregate the industry jargon "strategic". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The aptitude to morph perfectly leads to the capability to deliver proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think ubiquitous. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without CAE, you will lack infrastructures. The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the capability to transform perfectly. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to evolve "super-dynamically"? A company that can morph faithfully will (someday) be able to brand correctly. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to target robustly than to target cyber-magnetically. We think that most global portals use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. We will revolutionize the term "leading-edge". We understand that if you morph transparently then you may also mesh magnetically. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be distributed?