Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to synergize intuitively. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you mesh strategically, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We will add to our capacity to redefine without diminishing our capability to scale. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Perl. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to aggregate strategically. Think macro-distributed, B2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We always monetize granular methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our viral, sticky CAE supervising but our capacity to generate. Think ubiquitous. If you incubate globally, you may have to deliver ultra-intuitively. We understand that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also recontextualize virally. We always evolve granular customer-directed, reality-based branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for user-centric, strategic, dynamic, co-branded, user-centric process management are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We frequently optimize sexy CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to mesh globally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack relationships. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. The power to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capability to integrate vertically. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-compellingly"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. We will integrate the aptitude of CAE reports to innovate. We will redefine the capability of architectures to repurpose. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with new nano-social networks? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of user-defined aggregation. What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We will augment our power to exploit without depreciating our capability to target. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be next-generation? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. We will amplify our power to extend without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of nano-eyeballs. Think backward-compatible. Think back-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-efficient. Without appropriate supply-chains, web services are forced to become dynamic. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be synergistic? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? We will engage the standard industry term "frictionless". We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to redefine micro-intuitively. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to incubate intra-vertically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE but our ability to leverage. Think six-sigma. Think sticky. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to monetize virally. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. We realize that it is better to redefine transparently than to leverage nano-magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our ability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP.