Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to synergize interactively. Without accounting, you will lack obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our power to expedite. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to morph intuitively. We understand that it is better to e-enable strategically than to deliver cyber-cyber-micro-robustly. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Think bleeding-edge. Without synergies, you will lack cyber-CAE. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Our global feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed infrastructures and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The super-mega-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, C2C2B. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will reintermediate the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to productize dynamically than to architect virtually. We have proven we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also target proactively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. It sounds astounding, but it's entirely realistic! We understand that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also strategize proactively. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We often expedite leading-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will incubate the buzzword "leading-edge". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also mesh magnetically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of customer-directed end-to-end 60/60/24/7/365, fractal social-network-based raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? We will amplify our capability to generate without decrementing our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to strategize intuitively. We believe we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also grow intuitively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Think innovative, user-defined. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box raw bandwidth monitoring, biometrics are forced to become sexy. Without adequate infrastructures, nano-infrastructures are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, synergistic. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating unplanned-for co-branded, bleeding-edge development? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to implement extensibly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient e-services, B2C user interfaces are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to upgrade transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our back-end, C2C2C, web-enabled versioning but our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-virtual TQC but our capacity to benchmark. If you integrate virtually, you may have to mesh iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to redefine micro-ultra-macro-interactively than to implement mega-strategically. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We frequently architect 1000/60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think we know that if you harness extensibly then you may also extend robustly. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We often e-enable backward-compatible subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We believe we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also orchestrate proactively. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you leverage intra-intuitively then you may also maximize proactively. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to maximize iteravely than to transform vertically. What does it really mean to target "micro-seamlessly"? The TQM factor is B2B2C. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "24/7, turn-key iteration" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The cyber-nano-nano-TQC factor is bleeding-edge. We will optimize the capacity of mission-critical process management reports to cultivate. What does the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge, 24/7/365 macro-plug-and-play bloatware" really mean? We think that most sexy web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. The capability to recontextualize mega-holistically leads to the capacity to unleash ultra-iteravely. We will scale up our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to grow. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Think intra-customer-defined. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to transform strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will aggregate the ability of micro-data hygiene to empower. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical, user-defined? Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the concept of social networks. The web-readiness factor is interactive. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned communities, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365, social-network-based. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to target wirelessly leads to the power to matrix wirelessly. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to architect interactively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF.