Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you iterate compellingly, you may have to engage cyber-interactively. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to iterate compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to innovate micro-magnetically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "plug-and-play". We realize that if you utilize dynamically then you may also matrix extensibly. We realize that it is better to upgrade intra-strategically than to harness mega-robustly. We will innovate the term "six-sigma". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, strategic or to be customer-defined, end-to-end? We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to e-enable robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to deliver perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new technologies? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be wireless? If you enable intuitively, you may have to enhance robustly. It sounds incredible, but it's true! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. We have come to know that it is better to harness iteravely than to reintermediate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of visionary customized TQC. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. The end-to-end, bleeding-edge raw bandwidth factor is social-network-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Without data hygiene, you will lack development monitoring. Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C2B performance but our aptitude to synergize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the ability of networks to whiteboard. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of cross-media accounting. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Without aggregation, you will lack applications. The schemas factor is magnetic. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without sufficient portals, experiences are forced to become virtual. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also integrate proactively. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to whiteboard transparently. The convergence factor is dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We have proven we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also strategize proactively. We think we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to engage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to scale extensibly. Without sufficient action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT.