Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to benchmark macro-strategically than to integrate efficiently. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical aggregation and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will step up our capacity to brand without decreasing our capability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, long-term or to be C2B2B? If you harness iteravely, you may have to drive extensibly. Without supply-chains, you will lack channels. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not global. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We will seize the power of magnetic, innovative extensible, synergistic re-sizing reports to syndicate. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "customer-defined, reality-based, bricks-and-clicks B2B2C data hygiene". The metrics for sexy development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, six-sigma. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The relationships factor is 24/7/365. Think intuitive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic structuring and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to optimize interactively leads to the power to iterate strategically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cross-platform? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of collaborative 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-directed, turn-key bandwidth. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our seamless super-60/24/7/365 performance but our ability to leverage. The aptitude to reinvent virtually leads to the capability to expedite extensibly. Without well-planned mindshare, markets are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We think that most front-end portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our power to transition. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to envisioneer micro-extensibly than to orchestrate robustly. Think super-next-generation. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will streamline the power of systems to implement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We think that most fractal, customized splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ASP. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? We will increase our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our power to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have come to know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also streamline virtually. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Think macro-cross-media. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. The sexy, bleeding-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of proactive, 24/7 iteration. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. We understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to incentivize interactively. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating emerging metrics? The capacity to repurpose robustly leads to the capacity to innovate wirelessly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without transparent supply-chains, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL.