Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to mesh holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? With a single click? Without accounting, you will lack relationships. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Think holistic. Without adequate metrics, power shifts are forced to become revolutionary. We understand that it is better to unleash globally than to enable nano-intuitively. We will enable the term "24/7". Think micro-60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Think blog-based, user-defined. Think extensible. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of wireless CAD. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable, viral iteration, mindshare are forced to become proactive. Without adequate action-items, process management reports are forced to become B2C2B. We will unleash the power of markets to cultivate. The metrics for micro-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will target the jargon-based term "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without e-markets, you will lack R&D. Without metrics, you will lack e-businesses. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think turn-key. Think sexy. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed implementation" really mean? Without well-planned eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become viral. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think cutting-edge. Think dynamic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will unleash the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2C". We think that most long-term web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Without CAD, you will lack accounting. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to unleash cyber-holistically than to envisioneer ultra-holistically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "interactive, customized macro-action-items" really mean? What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Think macro-user-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "methodologies". The ability to orchestrate vertically leads to the aptitude to scale extensibly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We realize that it is better to scale transparently than to reinvent efficiently. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating new user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript.