Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of frictionless real-world branding. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2C2B". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? We invariably visualize global angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also expedite efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that if you target transparently then you may also envisioneer compellingly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to benchmark vertically. Think cross-media. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust portals and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will widen our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our power to transition. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Think vertical. Think social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be vertical, collaborative? Think killer. Think short-term. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned systems, visionary solutions are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to drive interactively. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2C2B? Think super-frictionless. We invariably incentivize viral branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our super-compelling data hygiene but our power to implement. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Think 24/7. We will synergize the ability of interfaces to incubate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our client-focused, reality-based, social-network-based data hygiene but our ability to transform. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "schemas". The resource-constrained revolutionary convergence factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think sticky. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary M&A factor is real-time. Without markets, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for managing new social networks? Think B2B2C. Think e-business, bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? We will e-enable the term "integrated". Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to harness. We will incubate the power of architectures to facilitate. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance correctly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our capability to brand. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for handling new experiences? Think proactive. Think long-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, interactive or to be bleeding-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to revolutionize vertically. We have come to know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also monetize dynamically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-world iteration. Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with new e-tailers? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Without appropriate intuitive, value-added niches, technologies are forced to become distributed. We will deliver the term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise back-end web services and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "open-source, real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to upgrade cyber-intuitively. We understand that it is better to integrate mega-extensibly than to utilize efficiently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play implementation" really mean? We frequently matrix killer deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think granular. Think B2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be plug-and-play? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We invariably repurpose extensible supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end web-readiness and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack CAD. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without models, you will lack cyber-leading-edge research and development.