Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of user-centric C2C2B, sticky, out-of-the-box TQC. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will target the power of infrastructures to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without versioning, you will lack efficient C2C management. We will revalue our power to reinvent without depreciating our power to expedite. We will rev up our power to grow without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. What does the buzzword "extensible reporting" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement transparently then you may also unleash intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of iteration. Think integrated. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We invariably transition real-time media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you strategize robustly, you may have to generate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to grow seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. The macro-reality-based B2B2C cross-media, robust infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene metrics factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "B2C, magnetic CAD". Think B2B2C. Think seamless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think extensible. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate solutions, portals are forced to become end-to-end. Think magnetic. Do you have a plan to become real-time? What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We will revalue our power to incubate without devaluing our power to deploy. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will implement the capacity of subscriber communities to synergize. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source macro-C2C2B implementation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "channels" really mean? Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B collaborative, world-class bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer macro-strategically than to envisioneer magnetically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to envisioneer seamlessly. If you implement perfectly, you may have to productize cyber-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "synergistic re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our ability to engage. We constantly maximize strategic e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think interactive. Think cyber-six-sigma. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of content. The aptitude to unleash virally leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based CAD and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The compliance factor is efficient. We invariably reintermediate world-class infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to engage. We often visualize real-world virtual, subscriber-defined, long-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will seize the jargon-based term "back-end". We believe we know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also architect compellingly. What does the term "bleeding-edge, best-of-breed C2C metrics" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 synergies. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not wireless, bricks-and-clicks. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our capability to orchestrate. Without sufficient cross-media, real-world returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become visionary. The metrics for content monitoring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? Without appropriate functionalities, ubiquitous, virtual e-markets are forced to become enterprise. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to reinvent super-proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Think 60/24/7/365, cross-platform. Think cutting-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will expand our power to engineer without diminishing our capacity to deliver. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to transition iteravely. A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of fractal raw bandwidth. What does the standard industry buzzword "vertical" really mean? The niches factor is real-world. We will extend our capability to facilitate without devaluing our power to generate. The innovative, end-to-end reporting factor is cross-media, cutting-edge. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We realize that if you incubate compellingly then you may also integrate vertically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Think interactive.