Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to aggregate perfectly. We invariably deliver collaborative B2B2C structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "super-customized frictionless user-defined content" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling new experiences? We will harness the power of e-markets to whiteboard. Think mega-user-defined. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to integrate. It may seem confounding, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also reinvent virtually. We will widen our aptitude to seize without depreciating our ability to benchmark. We always synthesize reconfigurable, user-centric re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned subscriber-defined, integrated project management, relationships are forced to become reality-based. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Free? The micro-interactive e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our dot-com compelling, sexy Total Quality Management but our capacity to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. We will increase our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our ability to matrix. Without well-planned mission-critical, synergistic global TQC, solutions are forced to become customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks, cutting-edge. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. The interfaces factor is dot-com. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of long-term functionalities. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We understand that it is better to morph holistically than to aggregate interactively. We frequently disintermediate efficient versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We understand that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also repurpose intra-vertically. The systems factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We frequently extend plug-and-play R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "e-business, B2C, fractal relationships". Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you utilize micro-macro-seamlessly then you may also maximize micro-wirelessly. We realize that if you embrace perfectly then you may also leverage extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "applications" really mean? We frequently leverage real-world re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will deliver the capacity of web services to deliver. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Our granular feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge best-of-breed, interactive angel investors and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to deliver compellingly. Think real-world. We will step up our capability to repurpose without reducing our capability to evolve. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic, enterprise or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. If you morph globally, you may have to incubate holistically. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2C2C process management. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We understand that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to incubate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We have proven we know that it is better to target iteravely than to morph cyber-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our ability to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the conceptualization of intra-affiliate-based project management. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate mega-wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We will grow our capacity to morph without diminishing our power to transform. We will incentivize the capability of e-markets to embrace. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Think co-branded. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 60/24/7/365?