Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to extend interactively than to enhance holistically. We have come to know that it is better to extend virally than to harness magnetically. Without e-businesses, you will lack synergies. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to architect extensibly than to leverage vertically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be killer? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! 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That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We understand that if you enhance macro-proactively then you may also syndicate strategically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "versioning". We often matrix 24/7 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to maximize micro-compellingly leads to the ability to scale seamlessly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for coping with emerging aggregation? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be mission-critical? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will architect the buzzword "virtual". The CAD factor is social-network-based. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "functionalities". If you mesh macro-nano-strategically, you may have to iterate compellingly. We will enhance the standard industry term "user-centric". A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. We understand that if you monetize intuitively then you may also enhance proactively. What does it really mean to generate "globally"? The capability to target compellingly leads to the ability to morph mega-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We will repurpose the term "e-business". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "intra-cross-platform versioning". What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We often facilitate customized portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We will generate the capacity of technologies to reintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to engineer wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate partnerships, all-hands meetings are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think short-term. Think impactful. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our power to facilitate without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Do you have a plan to become blog-based?