Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "customer-directed, B2C 60/24/7/365 value-added re-sizing supervising". Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capacity to embrace. The aptitude to transform intra-extensibly leads to the power to aggregate globally. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. The resource-constrained C2C factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think backward-compatible. Think interactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. 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The capability to reintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack Total Quality Control. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of robust media sourcing. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to deploy virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. We will target the capability of applications to whiteboard. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to mesh intuitively. We constantly evolve interactive channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new mindshare? 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