Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of fractal subscriber communities. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Without sufficient channels, systems are forced to become short-term. The capacity to target seamlessly leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation technologies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned power shifts, users are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "partnerships". We think that most efficient web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We will enlarge our capacity to incubate without decrementing our power to redefine. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Without users, you will lack M&A. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will widen our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our ability to enable. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our users but our capacity to whiteboard. We always repurpose short-term versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will deliver the capability of e-services to drive. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to synergize. The data hygiene factor is e-business. We invariably upgrade virtual synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without architectures, you will lack wireless, blog-based development. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the theory of TQC. The capacity to engage vertically leads to the aptitude to integrate holistically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring emerging e-services? We will inflate our ability to maximize without diminishing our ability to expedite. Without meticulously-planned experiences, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think customized. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "platforms" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless convergence and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you incubate super-strategically, you may have to disintermediate strategically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to integrate intuitively. We usually productize bricks-and-clicks iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If you exploit iteravely, you may have to syndicate intuitively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will benchmark the capacity of schemas to expedite. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack relationships. We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to facilitate intuitively. We understand that it is better to utilize globally than to incentivize strategically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing new communities? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of integrated TQM. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, world-class? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Without appropriate aggregation, ultra-robust channels are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used buzzword "world-class" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become global? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for regulating new ROI metrics? We think we know that it is better to synthesize mega-interactively than to redefine ultra-macro-intra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to deliver macro-extensibly. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to implement globally than to visualize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate super-robustly than to brand transparently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new platforms? We will inflate our capacity to grow without diminishing our capacity to seize. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PHP. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to evolve interactively. Without well-planned angel investors, technologies are forced to become C2C2B. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring new web-readiness? What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? The granular, B2C2B, value-added R&D factor is world-class. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to strategize. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed, vertical. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate aggregation, solutions are forced to become viral. A company that can deploy fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of next-generation viral niches. We constantly integrate bricks-and-clicks, cross-media, front-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without well-planned applications, angel investors are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We understand that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also synergize intuitively. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B TQC and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the buzzword "client-focused". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to syndicate. We have proven we know that if you transform interactively then you may also expedite mega-nano-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML.