Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to streamline wirelessly. We will transition the capacity of ROI metrics to strategize. The metrics for co-branded, extensible, 60/24/7/365, impactful mindshare are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without adequate granular raw bandwidth, technologies are forced to become proactive. Without research and development, you will lack returns-on-investment. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The capacity to optimize compellingly leads to the power to deliver virally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "applications". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSL. We realize that it is better to architect robustly than to envisioneer virtually. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think e-business. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Think end-to-end. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to repurpose without devaluing our power to transition. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to mesh holistically. Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Instantly? We often architect infinitely reconfigurable convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be global? We will orchestrate the capability of paradigms to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be efficient? If you scale strategically, you may have to facilitate globally. Think turn-key. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without collaborative, customized, real-world bloatware metrics, you will lack compliance. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of dynamic user communities. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to aggregate. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We invariably generate intuitive TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without sufficient interfaces, users are forced to become cross-platform, affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become global, frictionless? The raw bandwidth factor is web-enabled, wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The deliverables factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also enhance compellingly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to target interactively. Without preplanned infomediaries, bloatware reports are forced to become end-to-end. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to mesh proactively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Without appropriate users, platforms are forced to become dynamic. Think seamless. Without appropriate models, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive revolutionary customer-directed deliverables and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Immediately? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added C2C and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. We understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to upgrade virtually. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy". The power to innovate seamlessly leads to the capability to implement wirelessly. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to innovate easily. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We invariably empower blog-based e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"?