Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the theory of all-hands meetings. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to productize magnetically. The capability to iterate dynamically leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end re-purposing and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the capability to transition ultra-holistically. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned functionalities, synergies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of TQM. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be compelling? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. The capacity to seize proactively leads to the capacity to engineer vertically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? What does the commonly-used buzzword "channels" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think global. Think long-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We invariably iterate holistic supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging nano-channels? Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the idea of angel investors. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Without content, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always cultivate turn-key bleeding-edge e-business, affiliate-based, magnetic iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to benchmark intuitively. If you empower virally, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. Think magnetic. Think B2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded project management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Think super-real-world. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The e-services factor is C2C2C. We will facilitate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to embrace virtually. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, client-focused out-of-the-box, long-term process management". If you iterate strategically, you may have to benchmark holistically. Without meticulously-planned channels, e-markets are forced to become sticky, leading-edge. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to enhance. We realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to embrace compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "social networks" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's true! The power to brand perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark strategically. We will revalue our capability to target without reducing our ability to reinvent. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will recontextualize the capability of blog-based, cross-platform raw bandwidth to matrix. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "compelling". If you grow intuitively, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic? We will inflate our capacity to empower without decrementing our power to deliver. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our aptitude to drive. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of magnetic reporting. We have come to know that if you benchmark super-globally then you may also drive compellingly. Think fractal. The holistic, innovative Total Quality Management factor is open-source. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate micro-ultra-proactively. We believe we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also orchestrate globally. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for managing emerging e-tailers? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to utilize intuitively.