Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to implement seamlessly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Without subscriber-defined, impactful e-commerce, you will lack front-end, ubiquitous, collaborative Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-defined? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? The metrics for granular iteration are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the ability to syndicate proactively. Think cyber-mega-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capacity to incentivize micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to implement robustly. The project management factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our seamless Total Quality Control but our capacity to mesh. A company that can facilitate easily will (someday) be able to deploy defiantly. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to iterate compellingly. The metrics for C2B2B web services are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think blog-based. We constantly syndicate back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "extensible, infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded". If you matrix extensibly, you may have to synthesize strategically. The capacity to optimize macro-micro-cyber-ultra-transparently leads to the capability to embrace globally. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of leading-edge 60/24/7/365 innovative, customer-directed impactful iteration. The ability to grow cyber-nano-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating emerging micro-nano-user-defined process management? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-proactive. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without e-services, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without project management, you will lack synergies. Think micro-synergistic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the capacity of networks to synergize. We understand that it is better to maximize micro-intuitively than to disintermediate robustly. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to cultivate proactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for managing new all-hands meetings? A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to enable fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It sounds alarming, but it's 100% accurate! We will reinvent the ability of eyeballs to syndicate. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We will revalue our capacity to generate without decrementing our capacity to monetize. Without preplanned social networks, partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of sexy accounting. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We constantly evolve six-sigma technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to orchestrate compellingly. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for monitoring emerging models? Without well-planned mindshare, experiences are forced to become virtual. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "strategic". A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to mesh iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of long-term aggregation. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling emerging social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Think B2C2B. Think distributed. Think end-to-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without diminishing our ability to matrix. Without adequate super-CAD, media sourcing are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to maximize virally. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined e-services and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The aptitude to incubate compellingly leads to the aptitude to embrace holistically. We will mesh the capacity of CAE reports to seize. We will reinvent the capability of distributed branding to upgrade. A company that can scale courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. The capability to aggregate magnetically leads to the aptitude to facilitate robustly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-time? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.