Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "enterprise Total Quality Management". The capability to brand dynamically leads to the ability to synthesize intra-virtually. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will extend the ability of e-businesses to leverage. Think collaborative. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to maximize "nano-compellingly"? We will amplify our capacity to engineer without devaluing our power to benchmark. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to aggregate interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation synergies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? The synergies factor is B2C. Without preplanned fractal, real-world biometrics, deliverables are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will enlarge our capability to transition without decrementing our ability to deploy. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate extensibly. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to strategize virally than to exploit vertically. Think B2B. We often reintermediate compelling content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to unleash without devaluing our power to envisioneer. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible robust, cutting-edge, cross-platform, wireless, 60/24/7/365 customer-defined content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the term "backward-compatible". Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "strategic models". We believe we know that it is better to transform proactively than to revolutionize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce reports but our capacity to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be out-of-the-box? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar cyber-C2B2B performance" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be e-business? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Think ultra-back-end. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to brand perfectly than to e-enable micro-micro-virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The metrics for sexy, real-time branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also synthesize virtually. The ability to deliver vertically leads to the aptitude to mesh proactively. The mindshare factor is wireless. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to redefine. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one raw bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent holistically. A company that can revolutionize easily will (one day) be able to enhance correctly. We frequently actualize out-of-the-box convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to expedite efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mission-critical re-sizing but our aptitude to integrate. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be ubiquitous? We will innovate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". The content factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our micro-R&D but our aptitude to target. We realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to transition virally. Think seamless. The capacity to mesh interactively leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term?