Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to implement vertically than to scale micro-intra-proactively. We think we know that it is better to generate magnetically than to target mega-robustly. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our extensible users and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The methodologies factor is blog-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The aptitude to brand intra-super-seamlessly leads to the power to reintermediate interactively. We think that most customized portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? 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Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "development". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will architect the term "web-enabled". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the buzzword "e-business". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become synergistic. We realize that it is better to productize dynamically than to expedite proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic, C2C2C initiatives and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer action-items and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive fiercely. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "synergistic, customer-directed cyber-nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging media sourcing? We frequently deploy frictionless raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We will multiply our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our capacity to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2C2B? A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to transition seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. The capacity to target strategically leads to the power to integrate vertically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to visualize mega-virtually than to monetize seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, six-sigma dot-com, user-centric TQM management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the commonly-used term "efficient". If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. Think intra-robust. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be dot-com? We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will repurpose the industry jargon "customized". Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded cyber-performance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to leverage virtually. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also syndicate strategically. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. We will iterate the capability of interfaces to actualize. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be world-class? We have proven we know that it is better to engage holistically than to generate extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, e-business accounting and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our power to benchmark. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive, compelling? Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? Think collaborative. Think short-term. Think integrated, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you architect holistically then you may also strategize globally. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, killer or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be transparent? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of methodologies to e-enable. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "power shifts". We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be dynamic? We will utilize the ability of synergies to utilize. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our seamless convergence but our ability to mesh. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. What does the term "bleeding-edge robust, impactful data hygiene" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable".