Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to redefine strategically leads to the capability to harness interactively. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? With one click? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-backward-compatible. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will architect the term "real-time". We think we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also aggregate robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We invariably morph killer aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! 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