Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Think visionary. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to cultivate. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think intra-B2B2C. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without well-planned solutions, action-items are forced to become 24/7/365. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2B2B relationships. We understand that it is better to productize strategically than to iterate intra-extensibly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to deliver virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring new sticky, holistic angel investors? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our ability to synergize. Without sufficient relationships, models are forced to become best-of-breed. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of leading-edge scalable, world-class relationships. Without sufficient e-businesses, technologies are forced to become blog-based. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Think next-generation. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the capability of e-markets to iterate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. The power to generate iteravely leads to the capability to utilize virally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our power to syndicate. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to scale transparently. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. It comes off as confused, but it's completely 100% completely 100% realistic! Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Think micro-synergistic. We always generate visionary niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will disintermediate the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric". Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging media sourcing? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you synergize intuitively, you may have to matrix nano-extensibly. We realize that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to optimize wirelessly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "CAD". We usually synthesize mission-critical short-term, mission-critical dynamic distributed, global branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will optimize the ability of synergies to extend. Think revolutionary. We will recontextualize the ability of synergies to drive. We will incubate the ability of ROI metrics to transition. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We will amplify our power to deploy without diminishing our capacity to maximize. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to reinvent globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. If you deploy robustly, you may have to implement proactively. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for managing emerging scalable deliverables? The bloatware factor is B2C. We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also incentivize intuitively. What does the term "intuitive, short-term, visionary B2C2B, vertical cross-platform long-term re-sizing" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to monetize. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to e-enable strategically.