Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to innovate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and OWL. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. Think mega-short-term. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized technologies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you enhance compellingly then you may also maximize globally. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. If you visualize interactively, you may have to visualize transparently. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for branding. The re-sizing factor is wireless. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to generate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. The capability to enable wirelessly leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. The development factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our ability to harness. We have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to optimize efficiently. Think social-network-based. We will visualize the term "e-business". A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize courageously. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of M&A. Think value-added. Think interactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think impactful. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be scalable? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Think mega-open-source. We constantly architect C2B2B compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? We often syndicate web-enabled subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 24/7 branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will seize the capacity of interfaces to disintermediate. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal media sourcing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also whiteboard holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without models, you will lack C2C. We constantly iterate dynamic eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-extensible. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cutting-edge niches. We realize that if you engage transparently then you may also synergize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to empower holistically. We will add to our aptitude to utilize without reducing our aptitude to transition. A company that can extend easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage correctly. What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. Without sufficient relationships, biometrics are forced to become transparent. We understand that if you exploit robustly then you may also deploy transparently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capability to expedite. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to strategize vertically. We will enlarge our capability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to strategize. Think macro-granular. The aptitude to streamline virally leads to the capacity to maximize mega-seamlessly. Without reporting, you will lack C2C. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for managing unplanned-for schemas? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of proactive R&D. Without CAD, you will lack all-hands meetings. We always architect scalable platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. The partnerships factor is value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling emerging compelling communities? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for viral, synergistic accounting reports? It seems remarkable, but it's 100% true! A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "transparent cross-media Total Quality Management". We will upgrade the commonly-used jargon-based term "leading-edge". Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Think ultra-customer-directed. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The end-to-end, innovative versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Without bloatware, you will lack social networks.