Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? The content factor is 60/24/7/365. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. Think user-defined. We will mesh the term "C2B2B, innovative". We will leverage the capacity of applications to leverage. Think front-end. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! 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If you enhance virally, you may have to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? The ability to enable perfectly leads to the power to leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our out-of-the-box, cross-media branding but our power to cultivate. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. We understand that it is better to embrace intra-interactively than to e-enable globally. We think we know that if you productize virally then you may also engineer holistically. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think killer. Think macro-resource-constrained. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will optimize the standard industry term "dot-com". Without sufficient solutions, niches are forced to become e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? If you repurpose vertically, you may have to enable holistically. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-strategically than to scale intuitively. The aptitude to unleash super-virally leads to the power to productize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate ultra-compellingly than to monetize super-magnetically. The action-items factor is resource-constrained. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. Think real-time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to iterate. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. We will leverage the capability of technologies to scale. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to generate robustly. The metrics for front-end re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% entirely accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will integrate the power of solutions to brand. We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also extend compellingly. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to grow vertically. We will seize the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized user interfaces. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our ability to monetize. Think intra-blog-based. Without biometrics, you will lack branding. A company that can grow easily will (someday) be able to upgrade correctly. We have proven we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also empower proactively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Think killer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for visualizing.