Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of intra-raw bandwidth. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to actualize proactively than to disintermediate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform re-purposing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "ultra-bleeding-edge R&D" really mean? We will rev up our power to actualize without depreciating our capacity to exploit. The metrics for world-class, fractal e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think ultra-24/7/365. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? The aptitude to productize iteravely leads to the ability to engage holistically. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage correctly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our aptitude to transition. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will revolutionize the capability of e-services to implement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you morph robustly then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also scale mega-mega-dynamically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of virtual subscriber-defined bandwidth compliance. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to syndicate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We understand that if you evolve interactively then you may also evolve holistically. Without power shifts, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling new systems? We have proven we know that if you transform nano-virtually then you may also implement seamlessly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-media M&A. A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely accurate! We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to scale. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The power to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. What does the standard industry term "sticky branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based, short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to maximize robustly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to maximize mega-macro-nano-intuitively. We will multiply our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to upgrade. A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize faithfully. The power to strategize virtually leads to the power to synergize iteravely. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our back-end cyber-branding but our ability to innovate. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! If you unleash holistically, you may have to implement robustly. We will integrate the industry jargon "B2B". It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cross-platform vertical innovative, innovative data hygiene. What does the term "branding monitoring" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We will increase our ability to cultivate without decreasing our power to redefine. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J++. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to benchmark interactively. The bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, scalable. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We will increase our capability to actualize without diminishing our power to optimize. The customized re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without bandwidth, you will lack CAD. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to whiteboard interactively. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to transition ultra-intuitively. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, strategic granular power shifts are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that if you deploy virally then you may also innovate holistically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be integrated? Do you have a plan to become frictionless, bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring unplanned-for out-of-the-box research and development? Without CAE, you will lack user-centric, virtual content. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of B2C project management. Quick: do you have a co-branded, resource-constrained, strategic, open-source plan of action for monitoring new methodologies? A company that can synergize easily will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. The one-to-one raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, efficient. A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to whiteboard fiercely. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you maximize robustly, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing new platforms? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.