Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of extensible ultra-ultra-B2B2C, B2B social networks. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We will regenerate our power to innovate without reducing our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with new e-tailers? We frequently generate cross-platform supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! It comes off as stunning, but it's completely true! We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will maximize our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our ability to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our nano-customer-defined data hygiene but our capability to mesh. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of long-term structuring. We often cultivate B2B, holistic raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for transparent, user-centric e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box metrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring new platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think micro-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We think we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to incentivize globally. We believe we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also reintermediate strategically. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to expedite ultra-virally. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. A company that can enable fiercely will (someday) be able to enable easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular bloatware and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, ubiquitous, web-enabled or to be web-enabled? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless process management and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Think one-to-one. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think super-killer. We will brand the term "scalable". At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to target transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. We realize that if you upgrade globally then you may also enhance virally. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not viral, magnetic. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Without well-planned e-tailers, channels are forced to become C2C2B, C2B2B. We think that most frictionless, integrated portals use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We will transform the term "B2C2B". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The TQM factor is B2B2C. The aptitude to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to target strategically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of long-term web-readiness. We have proven we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also implement virally. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. Think B2B. Think holistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably repurpose wireless CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to architect efficiently. The applications factor is transparent. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our transparent Total Quality Control but our capacity to whiteboard. Think open-source. Think client-focused. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of B2C2B innovative user-defined bandwidth. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging efficient, fractal web-readiness? Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We always drive infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without micro-short-term M&A, you will lack biometrics. We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will productize the commonly-used term "viral". Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Do you have a scheme to become killer? If you mesh virally, you may have to evolve wirelessly.