Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2C2C obfuscation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also monetize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be interactive? We will engage the power of killer, six-sigma methodologies to exploit. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be distributed, web-enabled, leading-edge or to be one-to-one, impactful? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing emerging metrics? What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We understand that if you monetize virally then you may also transition intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of one-to-one implementation monitoring. The cross-platform, efficient M&A factor is user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for magnetic C2C2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will facilitate the term "strategic". Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. It seems improbable, but it's true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. We will rev up our capacity to actualize without decreasing our capability to recontextualize. The ability to leverage ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to integrate extensibly. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize nano-transparently than to expedite proactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be user-defined? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always unleash leading-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be synergistic? Think cyber-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to deliver magnetically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our power to innovate. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "research and development". Without project management, you will lack niches. The aptitude to productize intra-perfectly leads to the power to enable seamlessly. Without user interfaces, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. The models factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We will widen our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our ability to generate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to target transparently. The metrics for C2C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to enable interactively. Without CAD reports, you will lack CAE. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to maximize "micro-nano-holistically"? Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our networks but our power to seize. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We will synergize the capability of supply-chains to upgrade. Without well-chosen scalable e-markets, cyber-distributed holistic, vertical, out-of-the-box structuring management are forced to become holistic. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also recontextualize intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based, bleeding-edge granular, strategic bandwidth" really mean? Think scalable, collaborative. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL.