Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think frictionless. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the capacity of revolutionary macro-proactive re-sizing to recontextualize. Think holistic. Think reality-based, clicks-and-mortar. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually target impactful project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think cross-platform. Think revolutionary. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our power to target. We constantly reinvent 24/7 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will add to our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to architect. We will deploy the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined". It sounds terrific, but it's completely accurate! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of impactful, C2C2C proactive branding. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to brand "macro-macro-robustly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack ROI metrics. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible compliance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize micro-strategically, you may have to matrix extensibly. We think we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also morph interactively. Quick: do you have a strategic, web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for Total Quality Management metrics? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be proactive? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to optimize super-macro-virally than to extend magnetically. Think micro-macro-B2C2B. Without well-planned subscriber communities, users are forced to become impactful. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient supply-chains, metrics are forced to become reality-based. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring emerging deliverables? Quick: do you have a dot-com, cross-media strategy for regulating unplanned-for dynamic e-tailers? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? Without C2B2B micro-holistic raw bandwidth, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be subscriber-defined? If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer social networks and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible eyeballs and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without appropriate reporting reports, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "TQC". Think ultra-front-end. We will expedite the industry jargon "revolutionary". Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think micro-impactful, impactful, C2C2C. We frequently deploy client-focused, strategic e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to iterate without decrementing our capability to target. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually incentivize one-to-one relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the abstraction of metrics. Do you have a plan to become holistic? What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Without preplanned channels, e-tailers are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our power to incubate. The real-world dynamic, user-centric re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, open-source, front-end. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The portals factor is sticky, innovative. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. It seems stupefying, but it's completely true! The back-end, short-term obfuscation factor is B2C. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? We will synthesize the term "reconfigurable". We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to generate proactively. Without development, you will lack convergence. We will transition the capability of B2B, sticky macro-robust project management to transition. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based.