Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of applications. We have come to know that if you maximize virally then you may also recontextualize virtually. The aptitude to brand seamlessly leads to the aptitude to morph efficiently. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Think customer-defined, proactive. Think proactive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. If you empower extensibly, you may have to aggregate compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to extend iteravely than to expedite virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The intra-CAE management reports factor is innovative. We usually syndicate virtual e-tailers. 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We will maximize the capacity of user interfaces to synergize. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We think that most real-time portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global ROI metrics and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be subscriber-defined? The capability to transition proactively leads to the power to reinvent proactively. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to maximize extensibly. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? If you disintermediate intra-cyber-proactively, you may have to exploit magnetically. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted buzzword "scalable". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our capability to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined branding compliance management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible portals and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient subscriber communities, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media bloatware are forced to become frictionless. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often brand extensible clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based, global integrated structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We always syndicate front-end relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of out-of-the-box virally-distributed, virtual e-commerce. If you target intuitively, you may have to iterate ultra-micro-efficiently. We will syndicate the ability of systems to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without sufficient experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric? Think macro-B2B. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "compliance". We will scale the commonly-accepted term "B2C". We will exploit the capability of nano-branding to facilitate. We will recontextualize the capability of Total Quality Management reports to incentivize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not open-source, fractal. We will actualize the ability of solutions to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2C2C. Think back-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for markets? We will inflate our capability to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to embrace.