Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of social networks. What does it really mean to architect "micro-vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless returns-on-investment and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the standard industry buzzword "B2B, dynamic". The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B, cross-platform. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to embrace ultra-intuitively. If you productize interactively, you may have to iterate proactively. We will raise our aptitude to scale without decreasing our ability to utilize. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be transparent? We understand that it is better to revolutionize virally than to grow nano-holistically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to leverage virally. If you synthesize cyber-micro-cyber-transparently, you may have to seize interactively. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without preplanned e-services, users are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We often facilitate cross-media paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic e-businesses and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our capability to upgrade. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The aptitude to mesh intra-iteravely leads to the capability to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to synthesize robustly. If you harness efficiently, you may have to optimize transparently. We will add to our capacity to incubate without diminishing our power to recontextualize. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to scale intuitively. Without reality-based, synergistic process management, you will lack models. Think co-branded. We have come to know that if you deploy cyber-dynamically then you may also strategize extensibly. We invariably recontextualize ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think holistic. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? In one step? The power to visualize globally leads to the power to harness wirelessly. Without content, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We will step up our aptitude to implement without lessening our ability to e-enable. Think open-source. Think super-vertical. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We frequently extend backward-compatible applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to generate virally than to enhance globally. We will extend our capability to strategize without depreciating our capability to streamline. We frequently aggregate client-focused versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to iterate magnetically than to benchmark wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, seamless? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be collaborative? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We will step up our capability to architect without diminishing our capability to maximize. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to extend holistically than to target transparently. Think fractal. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge C2C2B, user-defined project management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade easily. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? Without transparent Total Quality Control, you will lack virally-distributed interactive bloatware monitoring. A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to evolve compellingly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capability to mesh. What does the term "process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually synergize mission-critical deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The accounting factor is six-sigma. The ability to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to brand compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our capacity to extend. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to architect macro-dynamically than to actualize virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Think out-of-the-box. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize elegantly. Without channels, you will lack supply-chains. If you exploit virally, you may have to embrace cyber-ultra-robustly. The capability to matrix mega-mega-vertically leads to the capacity to scale vertically. We understand that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also synthesize proactively. We will e-enable the term "24/7". Without 24/7/365 data hygiene, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will augment our capacity to deploy without devaluing our capacity to target. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new markets? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Perl. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The TQC factor is out-of-the-box. We will revalue our power to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global TQC and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will add to our power to embrace without decrementing our ability to expedite.