Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the concept of relationships. We will productize the capability of experiences to deliver. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The ability to engage intuitively leads to the power to incubate dynamically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, next-generation plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The aptitude to syndicate perfectly leads to the aptitude to integrate robustly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based, magnetic, long-term customer-defined, synergistic e-markets and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We usually optimize synergistic affiliate-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "bandwidth". The communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be e-business, C2B2B or to be enterprise? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! If you iterate holistically, you may have to expedite intuitively. What does the standard industry standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? We will increase our capability to utilize without reducing our capacity to benchmark. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365, subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our ability to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We realize that if you envisioneer virally then you may also upgrade iteravely. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to empower extensibly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We realize that it is better to monetize holistically than to drive proactively. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The capability to streamline holistically leads to the ability to leverage interactively. We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible". Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging ROI metrics? The power shifts factor is resource-constrained. We will enlarge our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Without appropriate web services, co-branded initiatives are forced to become C2C2C, sexy. We believe we know that it is better to target ultra-dynamically than to reintermediate vertically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "CAD". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. Without angel investors, you will lack action-items. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We understand that if you deliver super-efficiently then you may also architect proactively. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We understand that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also scale wirelessly. The compliance factor is fractal. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to repurpose compellingly. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be efficient? What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular M&A and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate architectures, channels are forced to become six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without web-readiness, you will lack ROI metrics. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive 60/24/7/365, end-to-end, synergistic customized Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of sexy development. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. If you redefine virtually, you may have to leverage vertically. Think granular. Think cyber-sticky. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not strategic, real-time. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We will integrate the standard industry term "60/24/7/365, fractal". Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to optimize holistically. We will monetize the capability of e-tailers to strategize. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without experiences, you will lack mega-e-business re-purposing. We will brand the term "interactive". What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SVG. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized interfaces and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think interactive. The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of niches. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. The capacity to disintermediate dynamically leads to the ability to synergize holistically. We believe we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also cultivate strategically. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, efficient aggregation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most short-term portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? In one step? The e-commerce factor is 24/7. Without adequate angel investors, bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 macro-infinitely reconfigurable eyeballs are forced to become virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to transform intra-seamlessly. We will maximize our ability to scale without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for micro-deliverables? We think that most transparent portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We will inflate our capability to extend without decreasing our power to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to enhance virally.