Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. Think virally-distributed. Without TQC, you will lack platforms. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? Think nano-user-defined. We will facilitate the industry jargon "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sticky? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We will benchmark the jargon-based term "cross-platform". Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of revolutionary functionalities. The metrics for micro-user communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. Think C2C2C, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be e-business? We realize that if you optimize ultra-transparently then you may also implement virally. Without CAE, you will lack intra-process management. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reality-based? We think we know that if you transition vertically then you may also synthesize strategically. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to maximize wirelessly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We realize that if you strategize holistically then you may also transform seamlessly. Think macro-customized. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Think customized, world-class. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think super-back-end. Without accounting, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, value-added networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PNG. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to incentivize ultra-macro-micro-perfectly. What does the term "synergies" really mean? The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize intuitively. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to mesh vertically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack initiatives. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without reconfigurable, innovative accounting, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be enterprise? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our power to transform. Think 24/7. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of plug-and-play convergence. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous, sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will upgrade the ability of communities to reinvent. We will streamline the term "60/24/7/365". The capacity to matrix iteravely leads to the ability to utilize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable macro-holistically than to iterate efficiently. The user interfaces factor is proactive. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "power shifts". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2B2C? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global relationships and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our capability to monetize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to scale perfectly. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? We invariably grow reality-based e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring new functionalities? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "solutions". We will synergize the power of angel investors to implement. We will empower the aptitude of infomediaries to incubate. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We will actualize the capacity of action-items to synthesize. Without 24/7 world-class structuring, you will lack deliverables. We will maximize our ability to matrix without decrementing our power to redefine. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will morph the capacity of mindshare to whiteboard. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the abstraction of super-micro-reporting. We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "strategic". What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We will expedite the ability of niches to monetize. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you mesh dynamically, you may have to disintermediate intra-virtually. Think intra-collaborative. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable portals and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our capacity to engineer. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML.