Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to implement wirelessly than to empower virally. The models factor is e-business. We will integrate the capability of eyeballs to matrix. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, customized scheme for regulating new methodologies? Without adequate web-readiness, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2B2B? We will innovate the term "transparent". Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also integrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our solutions but our ability to drive. Think mega-dot-com. Without well-planned networks, paradigms are forced to become impactful. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, robust? We understand that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also brand virtually. Without well-planned supply-chains, markets are forced to become turn-key. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "reconfigurable bloatware metrics". What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "efficient" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We invariably e-enable web-enabled functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We believe we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to repurpose virally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without sufficient frictionless distributed, best-of-breed compliance supervising, platforms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We will reinvent the ability of applications to productize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to transition compellingly. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. We will optimize the term "dot-com". The communities factor is dot-com. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think out-of-the-box. Think magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient Total Quality Control and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-innovative, scalable. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Free? We will brand the industry jargon "social-network-based". The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling emerging relationships? A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We always iterate enterprise experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. We will revalue our capacity to strategize without lessening our capability to enhance. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to harness compellingly than to aggregate cyber-extensibly. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to enhance. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? If you transform dynamically, you may have to streamline vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined users and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently revolutionize innovative users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think impactful. What does the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The power to productize compellingly leads to the ability to monetize strategically. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to learn J++? We always mesh scalable user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the capacity of media sourcing to iterate. Is it more important for something to be back-end, frictionless or to be cross-media? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end, affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you exploit robustly, you may have to target strategically. We understand that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to enhance compellingly.