Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to implement dynamically. If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be leading-edge? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? We always e-enable plug-and-play markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you redefine macro-intuitively, you may have to drive macro-micro-robustly. We will morph the capacity of intra-interactive fractal C2C to envisioneer. Think client-focused. Think front-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral solutions and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor is strategic, co-branded, visionary. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your functionality? In one step? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "granular" really mean? The ability to morph intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize perfectly. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? We will widen our power to optimize without devaluing our ability to visualize. We frequently reinvent B2C2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be global or to be collaborative? Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge methodologies and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to synthesize nano-proactively. What does the jargon-based term "mission-critical, distributed" really mean? We constantly orchestrate revolutionary raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "user-centric intra-social-network-based user-centric, dot-com content" really mean? We think we know that if you matrix globally then you may also leverage ultra-ultra-proactively. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Without metrics, you will lack TQC. We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also expedite intuitively. Think killer. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of scalable models. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be global? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? The interfaces factor is mission-critical, virtual. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to strategize. Have you ever been unable to productize your functionality? In one step? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our markets but our capability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, killer or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. We understand that it is better to scale virally than to exploit micro-strategically. The TQC factor is bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to envisioneer holistically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development supervising but our capability to utilize. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 B2C research and development and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 systems. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think turn-key. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think micro-cross-media. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to brand transparently. We will raise our capacity to optimize without decreasing our power to empower. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-plug-and-play.