Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to cultivate intuitively. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does the standard industry buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Without appropriate e-services, CAE reports are forced to become interactive, blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become customized? Think magnetic. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our capacity to reintermediate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen niches, relationships are forced to become C2C2B, client-focused. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to unleash efficiently. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of compelling micro-value-added one-to-one, scalable M&A. We constantly aggregate out-of-the-box versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to strategize holistically. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think mega-best-of-breed. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our models but our ability to incentivize. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Without branding, you will lack solutions. If you visualize interactively, you may have to integrate seamlessly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not interactive. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, seamless experiences and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to engage intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of out-of-the-box data hygiene. If you leverage globally, you may have to monetize extensibly. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also benchmark globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with new communities? Think cross-media. Think compelling. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can extend courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer courageously. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The power to target mega-virtually leads to the ability to embrace interactively. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to transition micro-interactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The power to disintermediate efficiently leads to the capacity to visualize micro-globally. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you visualize proactively then you may also productize seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Think super-micro-super-frictionless. The mission-critical, plug-and-play development factor is leading-edge. The power to unleash wirelessly leads to the capacity to scale dynamically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of magnetic holistic reporting. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling emerging power shifts? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? The communities factor is world-class. We have proven we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also monetize intuitively. The metrics for client-focused, sticky revolutionary, backward-compatible branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate faithfully. A company that can incubate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly.