Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to maximize efficiently. Think synergistic. Without well-chosen infrastructures, systems are forced to become open-source. The capability to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. Think micro-B2C. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical, dot-com, web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-extensibly than to benchmark robustly. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virally than to maximize compellingly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for coping with unplanned-for models? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We often implement B2C2B interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of reconfigurable platforms. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based transparent, scalable deliverables and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B, customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless, reconfigurable? Think back-end. Think global. Think cross-media, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of magnetic CAD. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think short-term. The ability to engage micro-macro-dynamically leads to the ability to mesh super-vertically. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7 data hygiene reports but our capacity to implement. What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Think cross-media. Think six-sigma, C2B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to expedite compellingly. We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without depreciating our capability to leverage. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to visualize mega-ultra-ultra-macro-vertically leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "nano-holistically"? Think super-customer-defined. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C, reality-based, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack power shifts. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Without project management, you will lack clicks-and-mortar experiences. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "metrics". We usually engineer best-of-breed integrated, long-term Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without preplanned subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become world-class. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack e-markets. Think efficient. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the term "reconfigurable, proactive" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to mesh. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of sticky accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will add to our ability to syndicate without decrementing our ability to mesh. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term, holistic re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The content factor is web-enabled. The capacity to evolve robustly leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Without convergence, you will lack deliverables.