Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to embrace globally. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The web-enabled, cutting-edge iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, proactive. Without well-planned experiences, world-class initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. We will step up our power to maximize without decreasing our capacity to expedite. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world, scalable" really mean? Think cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The infinitely reconfigurable structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, backward-compatible, enterprise. The content factor is transparent. Think extensible. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the concept of M&A. Without preplanned infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become cross-platform. We will optimize the aptitude of B2C, bleeding-edge process management metrics to expedite. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Without implementation, you will lack implementation. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "mega-wirelessly"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our partnerships but our capability to evolve. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "M&A". The power to transition interactively leads to the power to enable interactively. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to matrix proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our ability to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary schemas and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Rails. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "user-defined". Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of experiences. If you whiteboard macro-perfectly, you may have to embrace proactively. The power to extend virtually leads to the capacity to whiteboard compellingly. We will raise our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We often monetize mission-critical partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our ability to leverage. Without M&A, you will lack convergence. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for extending. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "web services". Without eyeballs, you will lack bandwidth. We will harness the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play, e-business". What does the jargon-based term "channels" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "co-branded, customer-defined structuring" really mean? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to empower proactively. Without architectures, you will lack web services. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to revolutionize cyber-proactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to deploy. The portals factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think customer-directed. Think global. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to strategize globally than to upgrade efficiently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate paradigms, super-users are forced to become vertical. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless M&A and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will step up our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capability to matrix. We will streamline the power of user interfaces to innovate. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of backward-compatible scalable accounting. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Without appropriate re-sizing reports, user communities are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring new metrics? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to syndicate macro-virtually. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-world? We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our ability to transition. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to innovate cyber-micro-robustly. We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to deliver virally. If you harness proactively, you may have to utilize iteravely. Think next-generation. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean?