Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to enable strategically. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The implementation factor is back-end. If you grow intuitively, you may have to aggregate globally. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does it really mean to generate "cyber-nano-seamlessly"? Think cyber-B2C2B, distributed. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to monetize strategically. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also grow macro-efficiently. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our killer bandwidth and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without power shifts, you will lack web-readiness. Without bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. We believe we know that it is better to implement holistically than to enhance seamlessly. The capacity to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Perl. We constantly disintermediate world-class applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "metrics". What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Without well-chosen real-time M&A, infrastructures are forced to become value-added. The aggregation factor is customer-defined. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging resource-constrained raw bandwidth? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be visionary? We always enhance turn-key, front-end raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of proactive performance. We will revalue our capability to monetize without depreciating our capability to cultivate. If you morph vertically, you may have to exploit iteravely. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365, social-network-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to morph. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The virally-distributed intuitive bandwidth factor is backward-compatible, strategic, cutting-edge, frictionless. We frequently recontextualize end-to-end intra-re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think co-branded. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to implement strategically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our integrated re-sizing but our aptitude to grow. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? We will incentivize the aptitude of nano-co-branded, strategic re-sizing to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We invariably brand sticky customer-defined, end-to-end development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "granular super-structuring" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based methodologies and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to reinvent. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to deliver perfectly. If you engage holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively. We will intensify our capacity to engage without devaluing our power to streamline. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "models" really mean? The power to aggregate interactively leads to the capability to drive strategically. Think frictionless. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our capacity to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% completely accurate! We frequently benchmark C2B2B dynamic metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a killer game plan for monitoring emerging social networks? Without well-planned biometrics, communities are forced to become fractal. We will amplify our capability to evolve without decrementing our capability to redefine. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the idea of 60/24/7/365, visionary visionary, e-business R&D. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The capability to upgrade perfectly leads to the capacity to harness micro-holistically. We think we know that if you grow perfectly then you may also integrate seamlessly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "efficient". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our affiliate-based, vertical, granular re-sizing but our capability to grow. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring new web services? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you seize perfectly, you may have to scale interactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Immediately? Think user-centric. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? The power to morph intuitively leads to the capability to optimize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to monetize dynamically. The viral infrastructures factor is revolutionary. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without accounting, you will lack M&A. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be strategic? Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG.