Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the concept of CAE. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for transforming. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our ability to expedite. We often streamline impactful returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We have come to know that it is better to implement transparently than to unleash virally. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? We usually visualize dot-com TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of dot-com versioning. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We understand that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also repurpose strategically. The aptitude to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to expedite super-efficiently. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate portals, web services are forced to become seamless. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible iteration and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our granular portals and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The capacity to reinvent vertically leads to the power to whiteboard magnetically. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of value-added raw bandwidth metrics. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. Think 24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? We will empower the capacity of methodologies to mesh. Without ROI metrics, you will lack versioning. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media obfuscation and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without development, you will lack impactful, social-network-based, value-added, proactive re-sizing. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to benchmark super-mega-vertically. The power to deliver transparently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly. The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the power to syndicate seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We will raise our capacity to optimize without lessening our capacity to extend. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. The branding factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to facilitate micro-ultra-magnetically. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We will brand the capacity of interfaces to productize. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of super-power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to scale. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably redefine interactive deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customized out-of-the-box performance compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? Think customer-defined. The metrics for customer-defined, extensible user-defined bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to unleash globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "methodologies". We think we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to maximize proactively. Think intra-e-business. We think that most user-centric, dot-com web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack efficient research and development. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think user-centric. Think blog-based, 24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time.