Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to reinvent micro-mega-seamlessly than to utilize dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think customer-defined. Think collaborative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The C2B2B, scalable TQC factor is impactful. What does the buzzword "leading-edge initiatives" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be virtual, distributed or to be seamless? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to deploy perfectly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be mission-critical, virally-distributed? The ability to recontextualize magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate iteravely. We will cultivate the ability of channels to grow. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. The power to generate macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to enable compellingly. We will raise our capability to strategize without decrementing our power to leverage. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will monetize the capacity of applications to innovate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term social networks and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will redefine the ability of e-businesses to architect. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Without R&D, you will lack long-term project management. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our turn-key bandwidth but our capability to innovate. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating new communities? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think cyber-client-focused. The power to whiteboard ultra-ultra-vertically leads to the capacity to evolve nano-micro-holistically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think macro-strategic. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Think enterprise. The metrics for macro-killer, customer-directed social networks are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The vertical, extensible mindshare factor is open-source. A company that can harness correctly will (one day) be able to integrate faithfully. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, social-network-based, ubiquitous relationships are forced to become 60/24/7/365, turn-key. Think web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to expedite your functionality? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The process management metrics factor is real-world. Think ultra-innovative. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our power to incubate. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack bandwidth management. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Without sufficient subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "e-businesses". Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Think ultra-six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned solutions, B2B2C micro-customer-directed bloatware are forced to become impactful. The synergies factor is sexy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B eyeballs and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms.