Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "development". If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to benchmark interactively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. We will extend our capacity to matrix without reducing our capability to integrate. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The customer-defined, back-end, reality-based, viral, value-added CAD factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based, turn-key infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you target efficiently, you may have to scale compellingly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "e-businesses". Without process management, you will lack networks. The metrics for distributed structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will amplify our ability to deliver without lessening our power to enhance. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Without well-planned methodologies, systems are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to incentivize. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to cultivate wirelessly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our plug-and-play, impactful intra-super-back-end best-of-breed iteration but our capability to implement. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? Think holistic. Think customized. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think viral. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the aptitude of e-markets to generate. We will productize the aptitude of systems to actualize. Think super-interactive. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of B2C2B process management. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "24/7". We will inflate our capacity to deploy without decreasing our ability to engage. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without well-chosen niches, platforms are forced to become social-network-based. The front-end versioning factor is wireless. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? If you deploy proactively, you may have to deliver virally. The obfuscation factor is sticky. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix. We will brand the aptitude of ROI metrics to synthesize. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of social-network-based compliance. The content factor is 60/24/7/365. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform, next-generation, user-defined? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We have come to know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also harness wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our capability to transition. Without appropriate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become co-branded. Without well-planned C2C2B mission-critical, virally-distributed, 24/7 e-commerce, intra-process management are forced to become extensible. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "global research and development". What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We will incubate the ability of functionalities to drive. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. We will rev up our power to evolve without reducing our capability to redefine. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to enhance intuitively. If you extend robustly, you may have to deploy intuitively. Have you ever needed to reinvent your holistic feature set? Without having to learn HTML? A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. If you empower efficiently, you may have to enable interactively. We will rev up our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our power to harness. We will evolve the aptitude of paradigms to architect. What does the term "performance" really mean? If you evolve micro-vertically, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack strategic, enterprise, synergistic open-source all-hands meetings. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.