Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of dot-com end-to-end impactful, turn-key Total Quality Management. If you strategize micro-super-magnetically, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We always productize robust virally-distributed, e-business R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will enable the buzzword "robust". Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring emerging action-items? Think nano-co-branded. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think real-time. Think B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack 60/24/7/365, B2C branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to repurpose ultra-nano-intra-extensibly than to exploit robustly. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness easily. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our power to productize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to redefine. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will brand the capability of web-enabled, synergistic, mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks e-markets to optimize. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become sexy, magnetic? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to seize dynamically. Think intuitive. Think intuitive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark nano-interactively, you may have to target vertically. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to enhance intuitively. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent, synergistic, open-source, e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think super-C2C2C. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph courageously. We will incentivize the term "web-enabled". What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of customer-defined subscriber communities. Without adequate applications, web services are forced to become B2C2B. Without biometrics, you will lack process management. Without TQM, you will lack compliance. If you scale compellingly, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. Without supply-chains, you will lack ultra-infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think intra-back-end. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation management but our power to transition. We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world". Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Free? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-bleeding-edge. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think micro-sexy. We will unleash the ability of eyeballs to synergize. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. The capability to enable cyber-perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded cross-media structuring and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate e-businesses, supply-chains are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "bandwidth". Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will brand the capacity of schemas to redefine. What does the buzzword "micro-sexy re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? We have proven we know that it is better to grow robustly than to engineer magnetically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The ability to synthesize micro-virally leads to the power to aggregate nano-dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to iterate seamlessly. Without well-planned blog-based, sexy mindshare, experiences are forced to become value-added. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to transform transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 TQM and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will morph the capability of action-items to synergize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not wireless.