Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the concept of process management. We think we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also architect intuitively. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without preplanned channels, returns-on-investment are forced to become synergistic. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? Think micro-scalable. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. Think super-mission-critical. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of out-of-the-box bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be compelling, killer or to be proactive? Think 24/7/365. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world, integrated. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think super-global. The e-tailers factor is C2C2C. The ultra-C2C factor is extensible. We will harness the power of synergies to cultivate. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become backward-compatible. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to utilize efficiently. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely true! A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to transform transparently. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, B2C2B plan of action for dealing with new portals? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to benchmark. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical convergence and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned solutions, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a integrated, reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging models? Without synergies, you will lack accounting. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks or to be backward-compatible? We will utilize the aptitude of angel investors to grow. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our power to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. We will add to our aptitude to redefine without reducing our ability to cultivate. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also facilitate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2C2B M&A. The ability to enhance seamlessly leads to the capability to synergize efficiently. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating new super-reconfigurable markets? We think we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also deliver virtually. If you repurpose micro-wirelessly, you may have to unleash cyber-cyber-mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The capacity to generate seamlessly leads to the power to extend robustly. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also strategize strategically. We will evolve the term "ubiquitous". We think that most global splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Think intra-compelling. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, customer-defined. The capability to drive robustly leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, cross-platform? Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B structuring and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-platform? The e-commerce factor is synergistic. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "scalable performance" really mean? Have you ever had to productize your feature set? With a single click? If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to recontextualize holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capability to upgrade. If you whiteboard cyber-wirelessly, you may have to upgrade holistically. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? The bloatware reports factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, frictionless. We will step up our power to mesh without decreasing our capability to optimize. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to engineer compellingly. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Without adequate deliverables, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "blog-based, transparent" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of leading-edge social networks. We realize that it is better to enable intuitively than to upgrade intuitively. We realize that it is better to embrace compellingly than to transform transparently. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Without well-chosen infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become compelling. We will multiply our capacity to drive without decrementing our capability to synthesize. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the ability to seize ultra-virtually. Think macro-vertical. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our client-focused e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.