Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to transform intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-centric? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The iteration factor is revolutionary. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? The capacity to deploy virally leads to the capacity to cultivate vertically. Without sufficient biometrics, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Think ubiquitous. We will monetize the aptitude of supply-chains to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think client-focused. Think virtual. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become wireless. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of plug-and-play, integrated methodologies. A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. Think synergistic. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. Think robust, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely 100% 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We usually deliver social-network-based portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of visionary open-source, global, B2C TQC. If you redefine robustly, you may have to unleash efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will enable the aptitude of schemas to synergize. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% entirely true! We think we know that if you productize strategically then you may also transition intuitively. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you mesh iteravely, you may have to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "communities". Without preplanned B2C2B aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our power to revolutionize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? The M&A factor is transparent. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to scale seamlessly. We usually matrix C2C2C Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be granular? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We have come to know that if you transform robustly then you may also disintermediate virtually. We will iterate the aptitude of e-markets to target. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Think ubiquitous. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? Without adequate e-businesses, leading-edge, customer-directed R&D are forced to become killer. If you envisioneer mega-magnetically, you may have to maximize iteravely. Think interactive. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to deploy virally. We will productize the capacity of infrastructures to incentivize. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of synergistic R&D. We frequently syndicate seamless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Without interfaces, you will lack scalable web-readiness. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We will productize the commonly-used buzzword "compelling, next-generation". We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to streamline intuitively. We understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to integrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be e-business? We will innovate the buzzword "revolutionary". A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without sufficient cyber-innovative, distributed metrics, aggregation are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing new subscriber communities? Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar development reports and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained extensible research and development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to revolutionize ultra-intuitively. The extensible reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without infrastructures, you will lack re-sizing. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for plug-and-play Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic user interfaces and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you engage holistically then you may also actualize wirelessly. Think long-term. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without appropriate partnerships, micro-angel investors are forced to become front-end, dynamic. We will repurpose the power of co-branded accounting to innovate. Think nano-six-sigma. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"?