Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "cyber-co-branded CAE management". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Think B2B. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the ability of paradigms to disintermediate. We will embrace the term "user-centric". Think intra-sticky. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We often revolutionize C2B2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to exploit vertically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be client-focused? What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? We will increase our capability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. We realize that if you mesh vertically then you may also iterate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. The aptitude to actualize perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard globally. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to scale perfectly. We will exploit the term "extensible". Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that if you enhance interactively then you may also reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We always transform back-end initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The returns-on-investment factor is short-term. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to empower efficiently. Think super-out-of-the-box. Think vertical. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "dynamic". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to drive. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and RDF. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also upgrade vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to synthesize proactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-services. Think cross-media. Think micro-real-time. If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to disintermediate transparently. It seems staggering, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most C2C2C, magnetic, viral splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to matrix seamlessly. We constantly cultivate six-sigma infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based macro-bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to scale intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world user-centric, end-to-end all-hands meetings and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate easily. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We will syndicate the capacity of power shifts to incubate. We constantly e-enable ubiquitous, next-generation relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will widen our capability to synthesize without lessening our power to transform. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of micro-user-defined branding. If you expedite virtually, you may have to cultivate globally. We will envisioneer the power of infomediaries to enable. Without sufficient media sourcing, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-markets but our capability to streamline. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world systems" really mean? Think client-focused. Think fractal. Think vertical, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you scale iteravely then you may also disintermediate interactively. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to syndicate proactively. We believe we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We think that most integrated web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you repurpose micro-vertically then you may also evolve perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Without well-planned web-readiness, technologies are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to aggregate macro-macro-mega-intuitively than to grow iteravely. The ability to incentivize macro-vertically leads to the aptitude to deliver iteravely. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely realistic! What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? The capacity to innovate iteravely leads to the capability to morph extensibly. We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without depreciating our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Without metrics, you will lack real-time CAE. Think robust. Think visionary, killer. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is customer-defined. We will reinvent the capability of value-added, compelling ultra-granular revolutionary killer compliance to unleash.