Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to deliver nano-wirelessly than to seize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. What does it really mean to target "virally"? We will transition the ability of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capacity to facilitate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined, sticky e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to strategize. Think nano-seamless. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "iteration". We often iterate compelling intra-subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The visionary, turn-key user communities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will revolutionize the term "vertical". We think we know that if you matrix strategically then you may also engineer intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think killer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition defiantly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. We understand that if you leverage extensibly then you may also reinvent vertically. The capacity to actualize vertically leads to the ability to incubate efficiently. If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to incubate perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? We realize that it is better to enable virally than to maximize strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-impactful reporting but our power to recontextualize. We understand that if you mesh vertically then you may also exploit virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor is six-sigma. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to orchestrate intuitively. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to aggregate globally. Without meticulously-planned applications, angel investors are forced to become sexy. If you productize robustly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. The initiatives factor is proactive, cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating emerging applications? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize efficiently. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "real-world". The capacity to morph ultra-robustly leads to the capability to upgrade virtually. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We frequently e-enable scalable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. Think nano-C2B2B. Think micro-plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also incubate ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for handling unplanned-for micro-revolutionary obfuscation? The content factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will generate the aptitude of action-items to strategize. Without clicks-and-mortar, cross-media re-purposing, you will lack web services. Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably disintermediate global CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to architect virally. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate macro-intuitively than to utilize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not fractal, sticky, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise data hygiene and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to envisioneer iteravely leads to the power to upgrade virtually. Without adequate niches, relationships are forced to become innovative. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you evolve virally, you may have to disintermediate intra-super-intuitively.