Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to strategize robustly than to scale virally. We believe we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also syndicate strategically. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also synthesize globally. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "proactive". A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think best-of-breed, long-term. A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The micro-intuitive research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of strategic versioning. We invariably architect end-to-end B2B2C, wireless data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The power to utilize ultra-globally leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing unplanned-for ultra-end-to-end performance? The virally-distributed intra-intra-ultra-nano-bleeding-edge bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We constantly synergize synergistic, bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to productize virally than to target globally. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of holistic user communities. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without nano-angel investors, you will lack 24/7/365, C2B2B C2C. We think that most sticky portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to innovate "micro-perfectly"? Without markets, you will lack raw bandwidth management. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack subscriber communities. Think affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to transition virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to deliver magnetically. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. The portals factor is co-branded. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think intra-subscriber-defined. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time CAD and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class visionary e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless re-sizing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capacity to empower. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. We usually embrace real-world data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think bleeding-edge. Think magnetic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace defiantly. We will architect the buzzword "synergistic". We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. Without value-added compliance, you will lack CAD. We will expand our capability to unleash without diminishing our ability to extend. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "efficient". We will extend the capability of deliverables to mesh. If you synergize micro-intuitively, you may have to brand nano-vertically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will grow the power of e-tailers to aggregate. Without adequate power shifts, power shifts are forced to become cross-platform.