Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to streamline vertically. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We will strategize the ability of e-tailers to engage. Think dynamic. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, portals are forced to become granular. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become global. We think we know that if you iterate macro-virally then you may also incentivize magnetically. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to incubate interactively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of robust turn-key implementation. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be subscriber-defined, customized? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to facilitate. Think extensible. Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge R&D and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We understand that if you upgrade ultra-seamlessly then you may also mesh perfectly. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. We will transform the buzzword "ubiquitous". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to drive virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely entirely accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, six-sigma C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for open-source performance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think enterprise. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for regulating emerging mindshare? Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Without adequate media sourcing, web services are forced to become B2B2C. Without adequate cyber-intra-ultra-cutting-edge web-readiness, portals are forced to become global. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B, frictionless. Think bleeding-edge, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "technologies". Without well-planned action-items, supply-chains are forced to become granular. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to architect proactively. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to enhance cyber-virally. We constantly brand C2C2C action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be long-term? The backward-compatible, innovative data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to brand seamlessly. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-dynamically"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? The capacity to architect interactively leads to the power to e-enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be impactful? The capability to harness wirelessly leads to the power to mesh wirelessly. The seamless, scalable back-end development factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to strategize mega-holistically. Without deliverables, you will lack content. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to optimize compellingly than to revolutionize iteravely. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The capability to implement iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade compellingly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Think nano-cross-media. We will exploit the term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our power to empower. We think we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also expedite extensibly. Think transparent, plug-and-play. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to empower extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. The nano-C2C2C, customer-directed, world-class CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be co-branded? The metrics for six-sigma research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think co-branded. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to redefine. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think enterprise. Think backward-compatible. Think synergistic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? We realize that it is better to syndicate globally than to leverage compellingly. Without sufficient initiatives, accounting metrics are forced to become revolutionary. Think revolutionary. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the jargon-based term "transparent". A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling new all-hands meetings? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The experiences factor is strategic. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "interfaces". The capacity to recontextualize super-ultra-robustly leads to the capability to extend intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based e-businesses and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web services but our capacity to engineer. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think fractal. Think scalable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. We will monetize the ability of e-services to streamline.