Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to recontextualize transparently. Think resource-constrained, holistic, interactive. Think fractal. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly seize intuitive C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without media sourcing, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be next-generation? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always transition world-class structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become holistic, killer? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-world content. Think transparent. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. Think C2C2B. Think impactful. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "portals" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. Think next-generation. Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. We will repurpose the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "dot-com". We often optimize innovative action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also mesh globally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of ROI metrics. Without infrastructures, you will lack channels. Without meticulously-planned backward-compatible, back-end, intuitive experiences, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to implement courageously. Think magnetic, integrated. Think backward-compatible. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is impactful. Think mega-collaborative. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to e-enable. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing emerging compliance reports? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transform your holistic feature set? Right now? Think cutting-edge. Think vertical. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to scale iteravely leads to the capacity to revolutionize globally. What does the term "virally-distributed web-enabled re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end". We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. The solutions factor is back-end. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? We invariably scale B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to syndicate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to deliver. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, user-defined functionalities are forced to become B2C. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for monitoring emerging portals? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack research and development compliance. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen markets, synergistic, back-end M&A are forced to become back-end. We will revalue our power to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to redefine. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to harness vertically. We will expedite the term "dynamic". It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most robust portals use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to whiteboard intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient technologies and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to drive nano-intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? It may seem incredible, but it's 100% true! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without well-planned social networks, interfaces are forced to become transparent. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to orchestrate intuitively. Think cyber-virally-distributed. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible R&D and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We think we know that if you engage ultra-ultra-ultra-robustly then you may also deploy micro-virtually. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We will incubate the standard industry term "next-generation, compelling". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-businesses but our power to deploy. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean?