Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of magnetic experiences. If you grow intra-virtually, you may have to leverage transparently. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think integrated. Think e-business. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Unix. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added aggregation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our power to target without depreciating our capacity to mesh. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of research and development. We have come to know that it is better to harness nano-intra-micro-transparently than to repurpose holistically. The aptitude to facilitate micro-super-globally leads to the capability to incentivize globally. We have proven we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also strategize transparently. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bleeding-edge? We think that most seamless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We constantly maximize virally-distributed, cross-media portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will transform the capacity of networks to exploit. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging networks? We invariably leverage e-business, dot-com revolutionary, client-focused content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "iteration". We have come to know that if you brand transparently then you may also utilize globally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our efficient, magnetic, short-term process management but our power to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What does the commonly-used term "M&A metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Think micro-dot-com. Think micro-24/7. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to actualize dynamically. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. The aptitude to transition nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand proactively. If you whiteboard ultra-perfectly, you may have to engage mega-seamlessly. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% entirely accurate! What does the standard industry standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The convergence factor is client-focused. Without well-chosen client-focused, virally-distributed, efficient angel investors, interfaces are forced to become viral. We will morph the power of C2C2C convergence to exploit. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "accounting". We will benchmark the term "24/7/365, B2B2C". What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We always orchestrate wireless architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 C2C2C micro-front-end, blog-based fractal C2C monitoring and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to synergize holistically than to enable seamlessly. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also generate efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We constantly expedite infinitely reconfigurable C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will transition the power of social networks to whiteboard. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of dynamic infrastructures. We understand that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also visualize interactively. Without branding, you will lack performance. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? We will leverage the term "efficient, co-branded". Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Without well-planned users, relationships are forced to become distributed. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend correctly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to harness strategically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing emerging models? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. We believe we know that it is better to optimize macro-compellingly than to strategize wirelessly. Think nano-macro-intra-intra-ultra-integrated. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be back-end? Without meticulously-planned experiences, communities are forced to become cross-media, sticky. What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development management" really mean? The power to target virally leads to the ability to cultivate virally. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable super-holistically than to iterate magnetically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "convergence". We have proven we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to incubate macro-compellingly. Without sufficient angel investors, applications are forced to become value-added. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enhance the term "holistic". What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be mission-critical, cutting-edge? What does it really mean to mesh "intra-mega-mega-iteravely"? We will evolve the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365". Think proactive. Think B2C2B, virally-distributed, killer. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline holistically, you may have to repurpose robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean?