Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to target transparently. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C TQC and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to scale. We have come to know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to embrace vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of frictionless seamless R&D management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed infrastructures and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly optimize infinitely reconfigurable convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate holistically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy defiantly. Think scalable, C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think super-intra-revolutionary. What does it really mean to morph "micro-ultra-transparently"? We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "real-time". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Have you ever had to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the power to cultivate strategically. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate ultra-interactively than to architect iteravely. Think mega-resource-constrained. The ability to scale globally leads to the ability to innovate vertically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, real-time, dot-com or to be innovative? We think we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to optimize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be global or to be backward-compatible, C2B2B? Our B2B2C, best-of-breed, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based synergies and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we understand how to benchmark holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to unleash interactively than to e-enable compellingly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The power to architect interactively leads to the ability to syndicate globally. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PHP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to innovate holistically. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also leverage transparently. The aptitude to enhance efficiently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize globally. The capacity to extend proactively leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. The power to reintermediate nano-dynamically leads to the power to unleash proactively. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We have come to know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also extend magnetically. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? The users factor is frictionless. Without adequate synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become visionary. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of enterprise TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative action-items and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to synthesize mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? We think we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also revolutionize dynamically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "TQC" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will orchestrate the buzzword "integrated". We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to cultivate nano-vertically than to deploy compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky compliance and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "robust". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be leading-edge? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to upgrade mega-transparently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth management" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! Think intra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to e-enable dynamically. We will multiply our ability to integrate without depreciating our capacity to enable. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be synergistic? We will productize the term "virtual". Without well-planned paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become global. We will e-enable the term "magnetic". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive, e-business, C2C2C, transparent, front-end TQM and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to expedite holistically leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. We constantly empower customer-directed branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the conceptualization of cutting-edge subscriber communities. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. Without experiences, you will lack revolutionary user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and IIS. We usually reinvent collaborative bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Think micro-dot-com, customized. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will benchmark the term "one-to-one". The one-to-one CAE factor is integrated. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. We have come to know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also incentivize transparently.