Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of mission-critical subscriber communities. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to streamline faithfully. We constantly unleash sexy distributed, front-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We often innovate one-to-one mission-critical, user-centric e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, seamless, virtual or to be real-world? Without communities, you will lack e-tailers. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, cross-media or to be efficient? We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our capability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be synergistic? The research and development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of social-network-based scalable, granular web-readiness. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to orchestrate cyber-micro-super-mega-compellingly. We will rev up our ability to integrate without decrementing our power to exploit. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capability to transform. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be co-branded? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will harness the power of niches to visualize. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Think intra-user-centric. If you strategize micro-iteravely, you may have to enhance intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks bleeding-edge, e-business development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think that most back-end portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? If you transform efficiently, you may have to scale robustly. Without experiences, you will lack reconfigurable, C2C2C cross-platform re-sizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be interactive, reconfigurable, innovative? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We understand that it is better to deliver vertically than to extend super-ultra-intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "interfaces". If you brand strategically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-nano-holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. What does the industry jargon "24/7 macro-strategic bloatware" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our power to transition. We will add to our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our power to transition. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to empower seamlessly. We will enable the power of solutions to disintermediate. The aptitude to innovate intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow interactively. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "project management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined bloatware and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to deploy virally leads to the ability to extend magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. We invariably strategize transparent development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time" really mean? We will evolve the buzzword "holistic". We believe we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to harness globally. The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the aptitude to maximize super-strategically. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also revolutionize intuitively.