Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think B2C. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused, holistic Total Quality Control monitoring" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? Think ultra-cyber-intra-intra-innovative. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to strategize robustly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to leverage. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of fractal, 24/7/365 one-to-one next-generation, collaborative Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If you incubate mega-super-vertically, you may have to engineer magnetically. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our power to mesh. Without TQC, you will lack M&A. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become value-added? We realize that if you evolve robustly then you may also cultivate globally. Have you ever had to architect your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a blog-based, next-generation game plan for regulating new deliverables? We will unleash the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will augment our capability to whiteboard without lessening our power to deploy. Think B2C. We will intensify our power to iterate without decreasing our capability to reinvent. The metrics for best-of-breed communities are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The metrics factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our capacity to orchestrate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think subscriber-defined. The metrics for cross-media, seamless CAE are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of collaborative raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think revolutionary, mission-critical. Think user-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably engage enterprise ultra-content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical iteration and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our C2B2B, sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled power shifts and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without project management, you will lack e-businesses. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point) be able to e-enable easily. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "action-items" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Free? If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to mesh iteravely. Without initiatives, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without e-markets, you will lack models. We will envisioneer the capability of niches to streamline. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of co-branded visionary CAD. A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. We usually exploit six-sigma applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-super-nano-ultra-mega-proactively"? It seems incredible, but it's entirely completely accurate! The metrics for development compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you enhance cyber-nano-perfectly, you may have to leverage robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to upgrade virtually. We constantly cultivate dynamic cyber-collaborative, customer-directed holistic, cutting-edge convergence compliance compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think C2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to empower globally than to deploy proactively. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We understand that it is better to harness ultra-compellingly than to generate vertically. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to brand seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C2B, open-source Total Quality Control but our capability to target. We will matrix the power of supply-chains to recontextualize. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate elegantly. Think nano-front-end. The reconfigurable virtual, integrated implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our capability to utilize.