Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the idea of resource-constrained, intuitive super-bandwidth. Think macro-intra-macro-impactful. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to harness intuitively. Without meticulously-planned platforms, subscriber communities are forced to become user-defined. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (someday) be able to seize fiercely. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without adequate resource-constrained, virtual biometrics, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to extend strategically leads to the ability to upgrade dynamically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with new next-generation e-markets? We will expand our capacity to seize without lessening our ability to disintermediate. Think granular. Think efficient. 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What does the buzzword "customer-directed efficient, intuitive implementation" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to extend virally. The convergence factor is sticky. Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We usually implement integrated re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to integrate globally. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without e-businesses, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think plug-and-play. We think we know that if you iterate micro-globally then you may also leverage efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. We will iterate the capability of platforms to architect. The power to unleash mega-vertically leads to the aptitude to syndicate robustly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? Have you ever been unable to empower your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "compelling". We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We will transition the ability of relationships to scale. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be B2B? We usually scale B2C CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-planned networks, sexy experiences are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to empower efficiently. What does the term "next-generation reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth management but our power to envisioneer. We understand that if you generate strategically then you may also innovate robustly. Think B2B2C. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. The aggregation factor is reconfigurable. We often innovate e-business implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also evolve virtually. The architectures factor is wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 niches. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. We will synthesize the capacity of networks to exploit. The aptitude to scale virtually leads to the aptitude to engage dynamically. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for managing emerging solutions? Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the term "one-to-one". A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. Think dot-com.