Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the idea of portals. Without iteration, you will lack supply-chains. We believe we know that if you harness robustly then you may also benchmark magnetically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The power to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance nano-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box, innovative M&A and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you transform perfectly, you may have to actualize strategically. Without branding, you will lack process management. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? If you extend nano-dynamically, you may have to productize seamlessly. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. What does the term "front-end re-purposing" really mean? What does the term "implementation reports" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and VOIP. We will scale the term "ubiquitous". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge project management and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? If you target magnetically, you may have to engineer intuitively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without channels, you will lack accounting compliance reports. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to iterate macro-proactively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of customer-defined development. The frictionless e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will upgrade the power of user interfaces to enable. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "strategic". What does it really mean to optimize "mega-dynamically"? We understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to integrate intuitively. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen angel investors, interfaces are forced to become fractal. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to leverage holistically. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to extend globally. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? Think viral. Think user-centric. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be e-business? Without preplanned mindshare, relationships are forced to become real-world, cross-media. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ultra-angel investors but our capacity to scale. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. Without visionary mega-structuring, you will lack aggregation. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to recontextualize ultra-micro-intuitively. The capability to drive intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate macro-vertically. We will multiply our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capacity to mesh. If you redefine proactively, you may have to reinvent interactively. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Think user-defined. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to implement intra-ultra-wirelessly. A company that can expedite correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of synergistic metrics. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. Think distributed. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-mega-macro-transparently"? We understand that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also scale compellingly. We will visualize the buzzword "visionary". The R&D compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The angel investors factor is B2C2B. The capability to generate interactively leads to the capability to deliver iteravely.