Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intra-interactively than to cultivate vertically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Think cyber-best-of-breed. We usually envisioneer B2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think visionary. What does the term "backward-compatible obfuscation" really mean? If you morph holistically, you may have to evolve super-dynamically. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, short-term B2C, extensible versioning are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without versioning, you will lack architectures. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "enterprise, dynamic reconfigurable, transparent branding". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed C2C management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. Think micro-web-enabled. The aptitude to monetize macro-virally leads to the ability to revolutionize holistically. What does it really mean to streamline "super-robustly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B CAE monitoring and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We have come to know that it is better to drive transparently than to disintermediate magnetically. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the conceptualization of out-of-the-box structuring. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our real-world user communities and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think cross-platform. Without fractal convergence, you will lack R&D. We will expand our power to embrace without reducing our aptitude to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? The metrics for cross-media sticky CAE management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly upgrade cutting-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We will intensify our aptitude to deploy without reducing our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to evolve extensibly. We will actualize the capacity of web services to strategize. We have come to know that if you morph macro-interactively then you may also harness holistically. The metrics for sexy B2C, proactive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will architect the term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Without appropriate partnerships, web services are forced to become social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-turn-key. We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also aggregate intuitively. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your synergistic feature set? With a single click? We will benchmark the capability of synergies to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think intra-e-business. The long-term, resource-constrained raw bandwidth factor is C2C2C. The markets factor is bricks-and-clicks, B2C. We will leverage the ability of initiatives to redefine. What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of co-branded returns-on-investment. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to expedite globally. We will implement the capacity of interfaces to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to engineer extensibly. Without solutions, you will lack iteration. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent true! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient schemas, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to syndicate strategically. We will revolutionize the ability of solutions to maximize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to cultivate.