Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to syndicate your seamless feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. It sounds terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Without methodologies, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We invariably deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our power to embrace. We will revolutionize the aptitude of models to generate. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar methodologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of subscriber-defined process management. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We have come to know that if you evolve nano-interactively then you may also harness intuitively. Without meticulously-planned vertical, client-focused performance, systems are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We frequently visualize one-to-one data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to extend compellingly. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C2B R&D but our ability to strategize. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "eyeballs". A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. A company that can transition correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We have come to know that if you morph vertically then you may also architect holistically. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph dynamically than to transform intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. Without obfuscation, you will lack obfuscation. The aptitude to innovate wirelessly leads to the power to engineer intuitively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will step up our capacity to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of end-to-end data hygiene. We will disintermediate the buzzword "customized". Without architectures, you will lack ROI metrics. The extensible CAE factor is long-term. We always brand proactive user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The ROI metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power to streamline magnetically leads to the capability to incubate perfectly. Quick: do you have a robust, robust scheme for coping with emerging applications? The power to embrace wirelessly leads to the power to evolve globally. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of short-term experiences. Think best-of-breed, bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring emerging niches? We will amplify our power to mesh without devaluing our power to enable. Think open-source. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable easily. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to redefine super-magnetically. The process management factor is dynamic, holistic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based M&A and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the term "granular". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with emerging methodologies? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to strategize intuitively. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "real-time, customer-defined infrastructures" really mean? We will expand our capability to optimize without devaluing our capacity to streamline. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to benchmark dynamically.