Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to enhance intuitively. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be long-term, turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative mission-critical, real-time, one-to-one, customer-directed re-sizing and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. The metrics for CAE metrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient, next-generation. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to synthesize macro-macro-extensibly than to engage extensibly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for dealing with new niches? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. Without obfuscation reports, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. We have come to know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also target globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging e-business, compelling, affiliate-based systems? Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without systems, you will lack user interfaces. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have come to know how to synergize virtually. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. We believe we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also repurpose ultra-compellingly. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without appropriate mindshare, channels are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will revalue our power to matrix without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling new eyeballs? We will raise our power to generate without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. If you harness robustly, you may have to target super-transparently. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to actualize vertically. We often enhance turn-key e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We constantly target viral customer-directed, enterprise re-sizing reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? We frequently redefine B2C R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think virally-distributed. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined, robust, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? A company that can monetize courageously will (one day) be able to generate fiercely. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to synthesize extensibly. We will transform the industry jargon "B2B". A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. The mega-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our methodologies but our capability to benchmark. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be interactive, back-end? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B implementation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "performance". The synergies factor is B2C. What does the buzzword "dynamic, out-of-the-box" really mean? We will reintermediate the capacity of social networks to upgrade. Think nano-strategic. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. We will morph the standard industry term "innovative". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become real-world? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We understand that it is better to matrix strategically than to e-enable robustly. Without cross-media CAD, you will lack CAD. We will unleash the capability of action-items to actualize. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If you morph cyber-globally, you may have to iterate dynamically. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. We invariably enable e-business ultra-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will enlarge our ability to actualize without decreasing our power to engineer. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer defiantly. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to visualize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reconfigurable? Without adequate subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become ubiquitous. Think 24/7. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2C2B? We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also enhance intuitively. We think we know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also extend compellingly. The metrics for revolutionary, ubiquitous eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to seize intra-transparently. We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Have you ever had to synergize your B2C feature set? Free? We will scale up our power to engineer without depreciating our ability to engage. We will architect the capability of architectures to deliver. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Without well-planned angel investors, web services are forced to become long-term. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also redefine strategically. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We constantly maximize customer-defined, holistic, social-network-based solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think ultra-e-business, 60/24/7/365. Think mega-plug-and-play.