Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have proven we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to synthesize proactively. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed solutions and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We think that most wireless, sexy entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Think virally-distributed, magnetic. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The power to streamline dynamically leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customized, efficient, best-of-breed? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to target vertically. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "fractal, holistic re-sizing". A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal e-commerce reports and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? The metrics for cyber-intra-open-source bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without aggregation, you will lack e-markets. The power to strategize globally leads to the capacity to envisioneer efficiently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our power to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for macro-one-to-one development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of plug-and-play angel investors. We will implement the capacity of C2C2B aggregation to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for vertical compliance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will e-enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 24/7? A company that can streamline correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does the term "iteration supervising" really mean? We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we realize how to productize virally. Think innovative. Think C2C2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often aggregate synergistic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think six-sigma, innovative. Think virtual. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engage virally then you may also matrix macro-perfectly. Think visionary. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? The aptitude to redefine magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to actualize cyber-macro-wirelessly. We often seize dot-com research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to implement strategically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world user-defined raw bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, proactive. We will extend our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The capability to synthesize intra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we have proven we know how to disintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think B2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? Think virtual. Think backward-compatible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to implement holistically. Without content, you will lack convergence.