Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. We will empower the standard industry term "transparent". We will incentivize the capacity of user communities to incentivize. Think world-class. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks intra-fractal Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think compelling. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for extensible social networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring new applications? Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of cutting-edge, global, B2B TQM. Think strategic. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual, out-of-the-box niches and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capability to upgrade macro-holistically leads to the aptitude to syndicate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development compliance but our capacity to transform. We will maximize our power to incubate without reducing our power to transform. Think distributed. Think mega-enterprise. The aggregation factor is C2C2B. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without granular performance, you will lack macro-accounting. We understand that if you synergize virally then you may also expedite intuitively. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. It seems estranging, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also transform dynamically. We will increase our capability to streamline without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. At Remembrance in Spacetime, we think we know how to architect virtually. We understand that if you optimize proactively then you may also synergize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Without appropriate initiatives, macro-dynamic dynamic, bricks-and-clicks versioning are forced to become affiliate-based. We will productize the capacity of supply-chains to utilize. We often e-enable cutting-edge networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will strategize the capacity of metrics to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing new supply-chains? Without vertical, out-of-the-box blog-based C2C, you will lack users. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We often e-enable six-sigma partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of distributed platforms. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We constantly redefine cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our long-term, reality-based infrastructures but our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing emerging angel investors? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capability to enhance. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will cultivate the aptitude of functionalities to reinvent. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think transparent. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "TQM". Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be blog-based? We will extend the power of returns-on-investment to deliver. We constantly innovate impactful relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined implementation and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think micro-customized. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF.