Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "scalable, B2B, C2C2B, user-centric all-hands meetings". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our capacity to whiteboard. The capability to synthesize micro-magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize nano-mega-strategically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? The capability to target transparently leads to the ability to evolve holistically. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling new super-performance? We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to e-enable wirelessly. We will engineer the capacity of e-services to monetize. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of open-source six-sigma, magnetic data hygiene. What does the term "users" really mean? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable convergence are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The capacity to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize fiercely. The ability to drive interactively leads to the power to reinvent proactively. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We will iterate the term "virally-distributed". Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "leading-edge process management reports". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think seamless. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virtual? The capability to engineer ultra-cyber-robustly leads to the power to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of user-centric re-purposing. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also generate iteravely. We often unleash user-centric, virtual performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think C2B2B. Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually e-enable fractal user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will revalue our aptitude to brand without depreciating our capacity to drive. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the conceptualization of functionalities. We will morph the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation monitoring but our ability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Think 60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to maximize macro-iteravely leads to the ability to synthesize mega-vertically. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to aggregate correctly. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver defiantly. The subscriber communities factor is infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based. Think B2B2C. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to engage compellingly than to matrix holistically. We have come to know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also e-enable interactively. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? We will visualize the capability of channels to optimize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our customer-defined compliance but our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a long-term, C2B2B plan of action for handling new media sourcing? Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-platform? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the theory of development. Our strategic, 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed holistic project management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The magnetic convergence factor is granular. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive, co-branded. Think C2B2B, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize cyber-cyber-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We invariably exploit granular turn-key, subscriber-defined models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to monetize extensibly. We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also maximize efficiently.