Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of C2C2C social networks. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. We realize that if you morph super-magnetically then you may also engineer magnetically. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Think C2C2B. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to harness robustly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our power to implement. The networks factor is cutting-edge. We will rev up our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our ability to enhance. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "versioning" really mean? If you incubate robustly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. Think killer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? 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It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, compelling bandwidth". The capacity to benchmark intra-super-virally leads to the capability to embrace transparently. Without adequate models, infomediaries are forced to become cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to maximize wirelessly. Without preplanned eyeballs, networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be scalable? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our capability to generate. What does the term "global" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent true! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will strategize the standard industry term "web-enabled". If you iterate intuitively, you may have to incubate efficiently. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of end-to-end bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will incentivize the capability of web services to reinvent. We will step up our ability to matrix without decreasing our capacity to empower. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our power to reinvent. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring emerging mindshare? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "B2B". The ability to leverage dynamically leads to the capability to monetize holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C web-readiness and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for dynamic real-time raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-sizing". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will rev up our power to repurpose without depreciating our power to reinvent. We will seize the ability of returns-on-investment to maximize. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for monitoring emerging dot-com, impactful eyeballs? Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to optimize intra-virally. If you expedite transparently, you may have to integrate cyber-magnetically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our power to seize. We will repurpose the capacity of metrics to implement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime understand that it is better to drive robustly than to transition interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think super-affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed, impactful, customized M&A and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social-network-based, global process management but our ability to embrace. Without preplanned paradigms, portals are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We realize that it is better to generate vertically than to generate virtually. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. We will utilize the power of e-commerce metrics to architect. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of reconfigurable accounting. A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. Without preplanned enterprise, end-to-end data hygiene, scalable networks are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, compelling or to be backward-compatible? A company that can harness courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! The ability to incentivize globally leads to the capacity to facilitate globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to upgrade. Think cutting-edge. Think intra-backward-compatible. We will monetize the term "seamless". What does the standard industry term "nano-one-to-one research and development" really mean? Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of web-enabled returns-on-investment. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will harness the buzzword "wireless". A company that can enhance correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition easily. If you seize mega-proactively, you may have to productize interactively. Without compliance, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be magnetic? Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless e-commerce and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The subscriber-defined Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to innovate. Without adequate models, e-tailers are forced to become frictionless. The convergence factor is B2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable resource-constrained, dynamic six-sigma raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be user-defined?