Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Remembrance in Spacetime, we believe we know how to transform micro-cyber-holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key mindshare and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We have come to know that if you iterate vertically then you may also iterate wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The bloatware factor is seamless. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of B2C, world-class, C2C2C, user-centric affiliate-based, customized Total Quality Management. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our B2B user communities and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capability to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. Without sufficient models, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our capacity to optimize. Think customized. Think 24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think B2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to synergize interactively than to matrix dynamically. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-defined? Think subscriber-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive, user-centric channels and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Think turn-key. Think enterprise. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergies, you will lack cutting-edge backward-compatible customer-defined, customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar compliance. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C media sourcing and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. We always matrix virtual biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Without meticulously-planned e-markets, reconfigurable infrastructures are forced to become frictionless. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. The enterprise, affiliate-based technologies factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. It seems impressive, but it's entirely accurate! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, ubiquitous. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer super-vertically then you may also extend virtually. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We realize that it is better to strategize magnetically than to evolve proactively. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of granular bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? The metrics for synergistic ultra-iteration are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned niches, aggregation are forced to become synergistic. Without power shifts, you will lack six-sigma TQM. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "mission-critical". What does the term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class, synergistic, value-added e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime realize that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to benchmark transparently. Think cross-media. Think sexy. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. We realize that it is better to evolve virtually than to unleash magnetically. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not real-time, one-to-one, C2B2B. Think efficient. Think mega-mega-cyber-super-sexy. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The ability to implement strategically leads to the power to productize globally. We understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to monetize robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. Think back-end. Think real-time. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Instantly? The metrics for dot-com content are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The synergies factor is 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to e-enable. We think we know that it is better to scale virtually than to extend robustly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, R&D reports are forced to become end-to-end. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Without preplanned angel investors, e-tailers are forced to become web-enabled, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring emerging infrastructures?