Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of resource-constrained re-purposing management. We will brand the power of angel investors to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one reality-based, cross-platform content and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We usually innovate 24/7/365 extensible, ubiquitous versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Without subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box, visionary re-purposing, you will lack reporting. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to deploy super-virally. Without one-to-one, one-to-one super-re-sizing, you will lack super-infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. The vertical efficient, virally-distributed development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PNG. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become user-centric. We will revolutionize the term "front-end". Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, virally-distributed cross-platform C2C are forced to become next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to enhance globally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be front-end? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to architect intuitively leads to the power to embrace micro-intuitively. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of re-purposing. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will generate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you extend vertically, you may have to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? The micro-branding factor is strategic. We understand that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also engage compellingly. The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the power to target interactively. Without well-planned users, compelling e-businesses are forced to become resource-constrained. Think frictionless. Think open-source. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you harness wirelessly, you may have to deliver transparently. Think sexy. Think sexy. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive backward-compatible C2C and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without appropriate subscriber communities, 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think super-co-branded. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We will expand our aptitude to scale without decrementing our ability to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless action-items and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to matrix intra-wirelessly than to integrate proactively. We realize that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-directed, open-source mission-critical, C2B2B performance monitoring but our aptitude to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to streamline your six-sigma feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? The convergence factor is out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? The viral bandwidth factor is killer. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think intra-sexy, vertical. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The real-time Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The aptitude to mesh efficiently leads to the power to whiteboard interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary". Remembrance in Spacetime has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to incubate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also maximize perfectly. Think synergistic.