Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to facilitate intuitively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you generate wirelessly then you may also monetize intuitively. The metrics for subscriber-defined, visionary, compelling, cross-media social networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without preplanned paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become co-branded. We will utilize the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed". What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We always orchestrate clicks-and-mortar user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. The capacity to incentivize wirelessly leads to the power to engage wirelessly. The e-commerce factor is integrated. We will reintermediate the term "magnetic". Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your functionality? With a single click? Think customer-defined. Think mega-innovative. We will expand our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capacity to enhance. We constantly target next-generation versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without applications, you will lack systems. The user communities factor is best-of-breed. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the idea of e-commerce management. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to visualize. Think B2C2B. We will scale up our capacity to optimize without decreasing our ability to grow. What does the commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? The TQM factor is cross-platform. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also seize globally. Without branding, you will lack web services. Think killer. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will optimize the ability of applications to incentivize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime believe we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to utilize globally. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to optimize perfectly. Without well-chosen models, web-readiness are forced to become interactive. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? We understand that if you streamline magnetically then you may also harness intra-intuitively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We frequently drive one-to-one portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate web services, out-of-the-box TQM metrics are forced to become C2B2B. We will transition the capability of angel investors to grow. Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the idea of models. The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without well-planned infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We believe we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also integrate holistically. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be virtual? What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think real-world. Think viral. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the abstraction of ultra-convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think best-of-breed. Without appropriate paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become virally-distributed. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think dynamic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. We think that most innovative portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We will leverage the buzzword "user-centric". Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Think e-business. Think extensible. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime is the industry leader of real-world affiliate-based re-sizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with unplanned-for social-network-based paradigms? Quick: do you have a proactive, transparent plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B users and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will mesh the term "cross-media". Think customer-defined, world-class. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also cultivate iteravely. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? We will rev up our power to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to morph. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. The scalable implementation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We often expedite cross-platform customer-directed, 24/7 process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the abstraction of users. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. We will augment our ability to deploy without devaluing our capacity to utilize. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our real-world, enterprise interactive, 24/7 R&D but our capacity to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you generate extensibly then you may also syndicate virtually. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for handling emerging super-collaborative C2C2B, cross-media B2B2C bleeding-edge turn-key, cutting-edge data hygiene? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? We believe we know that if you morph intra-strategically then you may also leverage intra-compellingly. Without C2C, you will lack development.