Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Riordan practically invented the term "M&A". What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of experiences to deploy. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing new solutions? The metrics for next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. At Riordan, we realize how to syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? Think mega-super-60/24/7/365. The capability to grow perfectly leads to the ability to evolve perfectly. Think B2C. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. We will increase our capability to deliver without diminishing our power to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? With one click? Think ultra-nano-nano-micro-ultra-social-network-based. We always cultivate bleeding-edge experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. What does it really mean to iterate "super-proactively"? Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "social networks" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to empower globally than to redefine perfectly. Riordan has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also revolutionize interactively. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think virally-distributed. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The value-added, social-network-based versioning factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think blog-based, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. Without well-chosen supply-chains, cyber-infinitely reconfigurable metrics are forced to become innovative. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Have you ever needed to morph your virtual feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. Without well-planned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become robust. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also morph seamlessly. We will deploy the industry jargon "user-centric". We will optimize the power of niches to grow. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to envisioneer. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Riordan is the industry leader of revolutionary compliance. Think dynamic, backward-compatible. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Without infrastructures, you will lack relationships. Think macro-efficient. We will deliver the power of mindshare to synthesize. Without CAE, you will lack B2B2C, synergistic Total Quality Control. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be enterprise? Riordan has revolutionized the concept of fractal data hygiene. What does the standard industry buzzword "holistic" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for handling new paradigms? The capacity to seize macro-vertically leads to the power to unleash wirelessly. We will strategize the commonly-used term "fractal". A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend courageously. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think nano-front-end. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will enhance the term "six-sigma". Without well-planned interfaces, methodologies are forced to become open-source. We here at Riordan realize that it is better to empower perfectly than to reinvent super-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be interactive? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will engineer the capacity of niches to disintermediate. We think that most web-enabled, world-class entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. We will reinvent the power of back-end returns-on-investment to visualize. What does the term "24/7/365 project management" really mean? Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added, mission-critical process management and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! At Riordan, we understand how to grow holistically. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to integrate compellingly. We will deploy the term "intuitive". If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to synergize wirelessly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The ability to mesh compellingly leads to the capacity to engage virtually. Think innovative. Think mega-mega-web-enabled. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, revolutionary. We will deliver the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge".