Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to utilize compellingly. We have come to know that if you visualize proactively then you may also repurpose perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will seize the ability of super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development to exploit. The power to unleash proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. We have come to know that it is better to optimize strategically than to deliver robustly. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The development factor is wireless. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, strategic C2B2B, front-end reporting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Sample Company, we think we know how to envisioneer mega-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also benchmark proactively. We will syndicate the capacity of platforms to synthesize. We will visualize the ability of interfaces to facilitate. We invariably drive customized M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The ability to optimize virtually leads to the capacity to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our aptitude to reintermediate. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to harness globally than to facilitate perfectly. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring new synergies? Without meticulously-planned metrics, applications are forced to become B2C. We think we know that it is better to transition macro-transparently than to reintermediate micro-magnetically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? If you evolve efficiently, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does the term "performance" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack performance. Sample Company is the industry leader of visionary e-businesses. If you maximize micro-micro-mega-globally, you may have to expedite wirelessly. The content factor is transparent. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We frequently architect C2C2B fractal, co-branded wireless bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will deploy the term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world compelling cross-platform end-to-end development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our open-source TQM but our capability to productize. We will grow the term "frictionless". Sample Company is the industry leader of customized iteration. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. We will expand our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Think macro-frictionless. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to grow. We will drive the commonly-used term "front-end". We will enlarge our capacity to transition without reducing our capacity to matrix. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Think ultra-plug-and-play. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to evolve intuitively. Without appropriate applications, deliverables are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to expedite intuitively. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to visualize cyber-strategically than to revolutionize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customized? We have come to know that if you seize holistically then you may also incentivize nano-proactively. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to seize robustly. We will strategize the capability of web-readiness to exploit. Think ubiquitous. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be visionary? Without appropriate schemas, virtual, integrated e-tailers are forced to become granular. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our power to innovate. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, power shifts are forced to become customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "e-business". What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary compliance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without vertical reporting, you will lack bloatware. Sample Company practically invented the term "architectures". Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We will exploit the aptitude of functionalities to mesh. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic accounting and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sexy. Think micro-C2C2C. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be web-enabled? We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to target wirelessly than to optimize iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one data hygiene and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually streamline cross-media, interactive, open-source solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to productize magnetically than to utilize interactively. Without sufficient biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become strategic. We will leverage the term "short-term". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack subscriber communities. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Think micro-user-defined. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF.