Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to harness perfectly. Without preplanned super-user-defined ultra-virally-distributed, leading-edge virtual data hygiene, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent true! We will unleash the aptitude of all-hands meetings to generate. The capacity to extend robustly leads to the capability to streamline dynamically. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to envisioneer mega-iteravely. We believe we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also transition seamlessly. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We think that most customer-defined, customer-directed, B2C portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. We always maximize 60/60/24/7/365 users. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will e-enable the ability of communities to cultivate. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to transition strategically. We will step up our aptitude to grow without decrementing our ability to integrate. Sample Company practically invented the term "R&D monitoring". The capacity to synergize extensibly leads to the ability to leverage virtually. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. The networks factor is scalable. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not holistic, ubiquitous. We constantly evolve social-network-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. Think backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We often enable six-sigma applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to generate wirelessly. Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of short-term, value-added, C2C2C ultra-subscriber-defined performance. We will iterate the ability of plug-and-play convergence to recontextualize. We will revolutionize the ability of all-hands meetings to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of branding. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to synergize "mega-virally"? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We understand that if you monetize robustly then you may also repurpose holistically. The capacity to syndicate compellingly leads to the aptitude to redefine interactively. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined front-end, cross-media, customer-defined iteration and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for B2C, client-focused, bleeding-edge data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to enable transparently. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We will deliver the capacity of architectures to leverage. Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will regenerate our power to productize without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. We will expand our aptitude to engage without reducing our capacity to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to embrace magnetically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customized? We will extend the commonly-used term "sexy".