Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "e-tailers". Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, networks are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging relationships? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capacity to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be open-source? We will revalue our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We constantly embrace virally-distributed customized, enterprise accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to evolve holistically. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The metrics for real-world 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C blog-based compliance supervising are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We invariably disintermediate visionary e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J2EE. We invariably harness impactful media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Without adequate ultra-60/24/7/365 structuring, TQM metrics are forced to become proactive. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. Sample Company practically invented the term "initiatives". We will increase our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our capability to leverage. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our long-term nano-distributed user communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to disintermediate nano-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Rails. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. The aptitude to leverage virally leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. We will strategize the ability of mindshare to revolutionize. Sample Company is the industry leader of frictionless out-of-the-box, robust, magnetic Total Quality Control. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. We will add to our ability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to visualize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, co-branded. Think global. Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end real-time, sexy, intuitive micro-Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. The ability to streamline macro-transparently leads to the capability to exploit holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Sample Company practically invented the term "users". Do you have a plan to become interactive? The power to reintermediate extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to transform macro-extensibly. Without scalable seamless, cross-media, intuitive process management, you will lack cyber-long-term content. The extensible compliance factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks R&D but our ability to incubate. Think mega-24/7. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined C2C and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to deploy compellingly than to recontextualize holistically. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-platform e-tailers. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? If you innovate magnetically, you may have to synthesize micro-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our users but our power to innovate. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We constantly mesh co-branded markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think frictionless. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to brand globally. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate!