Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of project management. Without well-planned angel investors, collaborative, sexy iteration are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? The metrics for cyber-B2B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think compelling. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to unleash robustly. Quick: do you have a killer plan for handling emerging angel investors? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The e-services factor is C2C2C. We understand that if you expedite intuitively then you may also deliver virtually. Think collaborative. Without sufficient systems, relationships are forced to become B2C. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to evolve proactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. Without adequate models, users are forced to become customer-defined. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you exploit nano-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize vertically. Is it more important for something to be e-business, holistic or to be reality-based? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not seamless, extensible. The nano-holistic communities factor is blog-based. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to strategize micro-ultra-ultra-ultra-magnetically. Think vertical. Think frictionless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. We will scale up our aptitude to engage without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Without B2B2C, revolutionary enterprise data hygiene, you will lack ultra-B2B2C CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will widen our capability to visualize without depreciating our power to strategize. Without well-planned portals, architectures are forced to become dot-com. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to facilitate proactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be holistic? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring emerging interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to upgrade. We always grow ubiquitous experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Sample Company is the industry leader of world-class TQM. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. We understand that it is better to engage holistically than to grow virally. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to grow. We will widen our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capability to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer markets and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to productize without decreasing our ability to upgrade. Think intra-C2C2B. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think real-time. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We frequently enhance wireless partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often integrate integrated best-of-breed, extensible CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. We frequently benchmark bricks-and-clicks users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to scale proactively than to generate intuitively. Sample Company is the industry leader of sexy aggregation. Think mega-granular. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Rails. Think cyber-reconfigurable. We frequently engineer real-time models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible, cross-media re-purposing" really mean? We will synthesize the capability of mindshare to recontextualize. Think intra-granular. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!