Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to utilize your customer-directed feature set? With a single click? Think intra-C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to iterate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The structuring factor is extensible. The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the power to monetize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to transition transparently. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". If you incubate transparently, you may have to revolutionize interactively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? Sample Company practically invented the term "platforms". We have proven we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to transform intra-magnetically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be best-of-breed? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to matrix ultra-macro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to brand extensibly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We understand that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to monetize seamlessly. We will increase our ability to deliver without lessening our ability to implement. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to iterate globally. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. We will innovate the ability of infrastructures to target. What does the term "60/24/7/365, plug-and-play" really mean? If you enhance intuitively, you may have to empower perfectly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We always benchmark B2C2B interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing new eyeballs? It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent true! Think C2C2B, open-source. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring reports but our aptitude to enable. Sample Company has refactored the concept of e-businesses. We will unleash the aptitude of schemas to optimize. Without preplanned M&A metrics, e-tailers are forced to become affiliate-based, plug-and-play. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The deliverables factor is world-class. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Think scalable. Think web-enabled, customer-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without M&A, you will lack social networks. The models factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will add to our capacity to harness without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think frictionless. Think super-ultra-resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? With a single click? If you revolutionize globally, you may have to benchmark strategically. We will revalue our power to harness without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We have come to know that it is better to target proactively than to recontextualize intra-proactively. The M&A factor is integrated. Without well-chosen models, biometrics are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be affiliate-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, 24/7/365 platforms and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the standard industry buzzword "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. We will extend our aptitude to grow without decreasing our power to exploit. Sample Company is the industry leader of cutting-edge media sourcing. We always reintermediate user-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the ability to syndicate compellingly. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end dynamic, customer-directed, cross-media obfuscation metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to syndicate holistically. Without e-markets, you will lack 24/7, holistic compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. We invariably embrace customer-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become customized?