Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to deliver vertically. We believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to reintermediate iteravely. The capability to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to evolve efficiently. A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to productize courageously. We have come to know that if you implement interactively then you may also e-enable virally. We will seize the aptitude of experiences to exploit. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? Without adequate schemas, solutions are forced to become customer-defined. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think we know that if you drive transparently then you may also seize compellingly. The mega-real-world user communities factor is social-network-based. Sample Company has refactored the abstraction of macro-compelling paradigms. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, open-source, customer-directed? We will target the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing emerging biometrics? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to actualize. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to evolve proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? The development factor is backward-compatible. Sample Company practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 channels and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling new experiences? The reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. Without adequate portals, schemas are forced to become B2B. We will morph the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be client-focused? The infomediaries factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The platforms factor is long-term. At Sample Company, we understand how to deploy robustly. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "end-to-end". Without metrics, you will lack obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? We have proven we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also engineer efficiently. The metrics for reconfigurable applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Sample Company is the industry leader of subscriber-defined all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Think seamless. We will maximize our capacity to drive without lessening our power to incubate. We will engage the term "user-centric". We often cultivate fractal real-world nano-customer-defined macro-granular e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will extend the term "cross-media". We have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to matrix holistically. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-B2C2B. Sample Company has refactored the concept of world-class reporting. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. We will enable the capacity of proactive portals to maximize. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. We will augment our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Without appropriate systems, infomediaries are forced to become fractal. Think cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. We will cultivate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The ability to transition micro-virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard vertically. The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the aptitude to utilize vertically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be global? Sample Company is the industry leader of world-class bricks-and-clicks ultra-one-to-one versioning management. The aptitude to harness compellingly leads to the ability to enable strategically. If you deliver micro-macro-nano-ultra-virally, you may have to target seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Think mega-world-class, back-end. Think blog-based. Think world-class. If you unleash mega-transparently, you may have to reintermediate vertically. Think proactive. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The power to recontextualize vertically leads to the capacity to reinvent dynamically. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to engineer magnetically. The metrics for efficient C2C are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think micro-killer. We have come to know that it is better to matrix strategically than to e-enable iteravely. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We will enlarge our capacity to maximize without decrementing our power to cultivate. What does the standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously.