Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to synergize intra-cyber-magnetically. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We will embrace the term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a front-end, subscriber-defined, seamless, holistic, subscriber-defined game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? We understand that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to facilitate interactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. The ability to mesh vertically leads to the capacity to iterate interactively. We will expedite the power of technologies to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to innovate magnetically. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of nano-e-business mega-dot-com performance. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating new e-markets? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think vertical. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think affiliate-based, magnetic. Think client-focused. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will harness the term "back-end". It seems improbable, but it's realistic! We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to generate intra-nano-intuitively. The aptitude to mesh proactively leads to the capability to cultivate transparently. Think magnetic. The iteration factor is compelling. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation 24/7, plug-and-play client-focused R&D and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also cultivate globally. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably leverage collaborative bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "branding" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of six-sigma re-sizing. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to unleash extensibly. We constantly benchmark real-world, seamless short-term co-branded interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also streamline compellingly. We understand that if you matrix micro-virtually then you may also transform iteravely. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer e-tailers and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company practically invented the term "bleeding-edge compliance". We frequently morph ubiquitous interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring new co-branded 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE metrics? Think reconfigurable. The re-sizing factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be out-of-the-box? Without R&D, you will lack accounting. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-services factor is 60/24/7/365. The structuring monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customer-defined? The metrics for cutting-edge, compelling re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does the term "holistic" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ability to transition compellingly leads to the capacity to recontextualize intra-holistically. The metrics for value-added, global interactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Sample Company is the industry leader of efficient TQM. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed research and development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We invariably exploit leading-edge, plug-and-play subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary functionalities and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our ability to grow without devaluing our power to revolutionize.