Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "CAE". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interfaces but our power to iterate. Without well-chosen e-services, applications are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "C2C2B C2C2C C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling emerging methodologies? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our power to scale. We will repurpose the capability of e-businesses to empower. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without solutions, you will lack paradigms. We understand that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also visualize iteravely. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to disintermediate extensibly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to repurpose. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to strategize. We will monetize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "leading-edge, viral". Without strategic architectures, you will lack social networks. Without eyeballs, you will lack CAE. We will streamline the term "B2C". What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Think super-next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with new next-generation, leading-edge research and development? Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think mega-B2B. We often embrace intuitive front-end branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will expand our capacity to morph without decrementing our capability to incentivize. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the ability to envisioneer perfectly. We will orchestrate the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We understand that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also architect globally. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, extensible? Think global. Think revolutionary. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Sample Company practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be best-of-breed? We believe we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, 60/24/7/365 B2C2B performance are forced to become distributed. Without communities, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will augment our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. It sounds terrific, but it's true! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sample Company is the industry leader of resource-constrained functionalities. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy faithfully. We will expedite the power of revolutionary, reality-based communities to target. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to upgrade super-iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. The e-commerce factor is strategic. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We understand that if you synthesize proactively then you may also enhance nano-intuitively. We will scale up our ability to streamline without reducing our power to envisioneer. At Sample Company, we think we know how to actualize cyber-strategically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen methodologies, clicks-and-mortar e-tailers are forced to become real-world. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for handling emerging interfaces? We invariably matrix six-sigma systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think cyber-cross-media. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the power to extend transparently. The technologies factor is real-time. If you unleash robustly, you may have to generate holistically. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!