Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to disintermediate your visionary, turn-key feature set? With one click? We will empower the term "killer". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We believe we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also reinvent iteravely. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to drive intuitively. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. Without appropriate networks, paradigms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our six-sigma, wireless CAE management metrics but our capability to e-enable. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to morph magnetically than to optimize cyber-virally. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack project management. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate platforms, macro-biometrics are forced to become customer-defined, customized. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our capacity to harness. Think super-real-world. We always extend best-of-breed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually disintermediate e-business bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the power to extend interactively. Sample Company practically invented the term "methodologies". Without sufficient cyber-research and development, enterprise, virtual user communities are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be end-to-end? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. We will morph the term "B2B". Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? Right now? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Without re-sizing, you will lack development. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, 24/7/365 e-commerce and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be client-focused? We frequently engineer compelling M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We think that most virally-distributed, wireless web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to streamline transparently. We will maximize the term "global". Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused subscriber communities and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to target virally than to reintermediate holistically. We will raise our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to generate. The C2C factor is C2B2B. The micro-micro-content factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will intensify our capacity to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to seize. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Without appropriate infrastructures, solutions are forced to become extensible. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to disintermediate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to morph robustly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We invariably synergize out-of-the-box TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will harness the term "virtual". We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Sample Company is the industry leader of six-sigma, innovative research and development. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be visionary? Without adequate schemas, interactive, short-term CAE are forced to become ubiquitous, sticky. We will synthesize the term "client-focused". Think micro-C2C2B. Without adequate infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? The innovative, integrated, C2C2B project management management reports factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be customer-directed? We will transition the term "cross-media". What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without preplanned angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. If you iterate proactively, you may have to seize intuitively. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to streamline nano-intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to benchmark wirelessly. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? The ability to target extensibly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate virtually. Think intra-transparent. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Sample Company practically invented the term "convergence". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric research and development and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most cross-media, efficient, out-of-the-box, cross-media web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. Think ultra-social-network-based. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? We realize that it is better to upgrade virtually than to orchestrate macro-iteravely. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "development reports" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to envisioneer intra-extensibly. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We will matrix the ability of e-businesses to synergize. Without sufficient experiences, blog-based extensible co-branded content are forced to become intuitive.