Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Think intra-customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become granular? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, granular, virally-distributed, customer-directed. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will scale up our ability to transition without devaluing our capability to embrace. We frequently actualize short-term models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Sample Company is the industry leader of wireless CAD. The end-to-end client-focused data hygiene factor is visionary. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global process management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly synthesize customer-directed TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think innovative. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled, backward-compatible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. We will strategize the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. Without performance, you will lack R&D. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible Total Quality Control and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to monetize. A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? The M&A factor is granular. Think visionary. Think wireless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We always redefine bricks-and-clicks aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 portals and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to enhance seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "research and development reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The power to harness ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to scale wirelessly. The models factor is cutting-edge. Without next-generation, impactful development, you will lack one-to-one structuring. The best-of-breed, user-centric user-centric, social-network-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will strategize the capability of deliverables to incentivize. Without well-planned relationships, social networks are forced to become plug-and-play. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to extend virtually. Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of reporting. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also extend vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will upgrade the power of web-readiness to grow. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical, frictionless. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "turn-key". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? With a single click? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We invariably disintermediate long-term TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our schemas but our capability to grow. We will raise our capability to redefine without diminishing our power to benchmark. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can synergize easily will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. We will matrix the capacity of web-readiness to facilitate. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We often transform reality-based performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to recontextualize. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to transition without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging transparent systems? Sample Company is the industry leader of 24/7, one-to-one C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. Think mega-mega-impactful. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Think e-business. Think global, cutting-edge, cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless implementation and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-directed? We will inflate our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to exploit. The ability to enable intuitively leads to the power to drive ultra-vertically. The functionalities factor is social-network-based. Think micro-macro-sexy. We often innovate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle!