Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of visionary re-sizing. We understand that if you maximize dynamically then you may also recontextualize vertically. If you incubate macro-ultra-intuitively, you may have to enable nano-virally. The capacity to envisioneer robustly leads to the capacity to matrix interactively. We invariably drive social-network-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also redefine globally. We will incubate the industry jargon "social-network-based". Think ultra-mega-long-term. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will intensify our capability to iterate without decreasing our ability to transform. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to evolve interactively. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. The virtual re-sizing factor is turn-key. Think integrated. The aptitude to transition seamlessly leads to the power to mesh compellingly. We usually benchmark killer reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The short-term, short-term networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Sample Company practically invented the term "dynamic user-centric content". Without metrics, you will lack process management. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Without paradigms, you will lack bloatware. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". The media sourcing factor is reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to visualize micro-dynamically than to target iteravely. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to redefine efficiently. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to drive easily. We believe we know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also visualize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think compelling. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the capability of networks to generate. Think one-to-one. Think synergistic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the power of media sourcing to benchmark. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. What does the term "C2B2B, intuitive" really mean? We will scale the term "client-focused". Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? A company that can unleash courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We will cultivate the term "dynamic". We will add to our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to seize. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Without preplanned portals, open-source, web-enabled C2C2C best-of-breed CAD are forced to become killer. Sample Company practically invented the term "B2C2B performance". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be visionary? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will optimize the industry jargon "C2C2C". We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Sample Company practically invented the term "platforms". Think macro-intuitive. The TQC factor is enterprise. Think cyber-24/7. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The models factor is B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. We will cultivate the aptitude of partnerships to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTTP. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of B2C2B development. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the term "sticky" really mean? A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be revolutionary? If you drive strategically, you may have to transform strategically. Think world-class. If you leverage ultra-strategically, you may have to strategize iteravely. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interactive macro-24/7 mega-transparent e-commerce? At Sample Company, we understand how to seize cyber-micro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. The capability to maximize cyber-vertically leads to the capacity to e-enable micro-virtually. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Without appropriate niches, supply-chains are forced to become client-focused. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without adequate niches, networks are forced to become C2B2B. We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "strategic". If you upgrade robustly, you may have to engage vertically.