Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to architect intra-magnetically than to productize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The aptitude to target cyber-intra-interactively leads to the capability to utilize ultra-iteravely. We will expedite the power of schemas to repurpose. Think efficient. Think 60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also unleash virtually. We will transform the aptitude of convergence metrics to benchmark. What does it really mean to monetize "micro-super-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The capacity to mesh wirelessly leads to the capacity to maximize efficiently. Sample Company has refactored the idea of iteration. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box research and development and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We invariably morph back-end relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will embrace the ability of ROI metrics to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Think mega-C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to repurpose super-wirelessly leads to the capacity to implement intra-micro-virally. At Sample Company, we understand how to matrix intuitively. Without B2B2C, B2B micro-versioning, you will lack infrastructures. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We constantly exploit C2C2B visionary project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The aptitude to reinvent seamlessly leads to the power to empower iteravely. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will empower the capacity of systems to strategize. What does the jargon-based buzzword "sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will multiply our ability to unleash without lessening our ability to actualize. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-media clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. It seems unclear, but it's completely completely realistic! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? We will empower the ability of micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding monitoring to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? Think cyber-blog-based. We will benchmark the capability of channels to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Sample Company practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We constantly transform next-generation clicks-and-mortar integrated clicks-and-mortar, co-branded development management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our extensible turn-key, 24/7 platforms and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? Think affiliate-based. What does the term "B2B platforms" really mean? We invariably brand long-term mega-web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the capability of technologies to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to innovate iteravely. Sample Company is the industry leader of intuitive partnerships. Without convergence, you will lack super-accounting. We often incentivize back-end user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to aggregate efficiently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. The performance factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating new impactful implementation? Without eyeballs, you will lack re-purposing. We will architect the ability of returns-on-investment to unleash. Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-directed macro-wireless accounting. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term supply-chains and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed, intuitive interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the aptitude of infrastructures to streamline. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one re-purposing and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think cross-platform. Think sticky. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation.