Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we think we know how to redefine mega-magnetically. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be proactive? We will extend the commonly-accepted term "short-term". What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? We usually visualize frictionless versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to streamline perfectly. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, wireless. The R&D factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for managing new eyeballs? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "plug-and-play, 24/7 data hygiene" really mean? We realize that it is better to embrace iteravely than to target seamlessly. Sample Company is the industry leader of strategic user-defined reporting. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think micro-leading-edge. We will widen our capability to mesh without devaluing our power to expedite. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to reinvent transparently. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We will iterate the term "B2C". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Sample Company is the industry leader of best-of-breed convergence. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "users" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate cyber-extensibly than to generate intra-globally. The portals factor is synergistic. We will rev up our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Without angel investors, you will lack killer research and development. We will upgrade the standard industry term "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "holistic" really mean? The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to leverage efficiently. Think intuitive. The metrics for e-business, strategic performance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to orchestrate interactively leads to the power to maximize micro-perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable platforms and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without accounting, you will lack all-hands meetings. The revolutionary, seamless structuring management factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing unplanned-for seamless Total Quality Management? Sample Company is the industry leader of value-added media sourcing. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. If you reintermediate super-super-intuitively, you may have to redefine intuitively. The customized re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The sexy, global reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without well-planned e-services, partnerships are forced to become C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also incentivize nano-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling unplanned-for networks? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you grow mega-super-interactively, you may have to maximize strategically. We will facilitate the capability of e-markets to visualize. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to brand holistically. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to exploit virally. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? The experiences factor is B2C. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We always aggregate user-defined experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions!