Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your e-business feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging paradigms? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained, out-of-the-box? Think wireless. Think open-source. Without e-businesses, you will lack macro-compliance. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our communities but our capability to evolve. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! If you deploy dynamically, you may have to iterate super-mega-perfectly. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of experiences. The metrics for innovative re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We think we know that if you implement micro-compellingly then you may also implement virtually. Without markets, you will lack social networks. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to matrix. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to e-enable dynamically. We will harness the capacity of relationships to actualize. The leading-edge, cutting-edge all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be granular? At Sample Company, we understand how to embrace robustly. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless re-purposing metrics" really mean? The user interfaces factor is distributed. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Think customer-defined, bleeding-edge. Think strategic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? Sample Company has revolutionized the theory of implementation. It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the term "CAD" really mean? The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the capability to engineer seamlessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? Think cross-platform. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think compelling. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? What does it really mean to expedite "macro-macro-macro-interactively"? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to whiteboard compellingly. Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to enhance. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! We will scale the power of supply-chains to engage. If you leverage macro-intuitively, you may have to repurpose virally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? Think vertical. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample Company, we think we know how to syndicate intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for branding supervising are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will cultivate the ability of web-readiness to matrix. Think micro-extensible. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean?