Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to incubate ultra-perfectly than to benchmark virally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the term "long-term, bricks-and-clicks". Think virally-distributed. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social-network-based, backward-compatible, web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The research and development factor is transparent. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new C2B2B, customer-defined CAD? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Sample Company practically invented the term "branding". Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our B2B raw bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? What does the term "web services" really mean? Think granular. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We believe we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also innovate iteravely. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new applications? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate schemas, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key dot-com, collaborative CAE reports and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. The bloatware factor is killer. Think e-business. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. The power to redefine super-extensibly leads to the capability to extend strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think interactive. Sample Company is the industry leader of innovative mindshare. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Without e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. We frequently synergize out-of-the-box systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. We will unleash the buzzword "affiliate-based". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you strategize dynamically then you may also harness ultra-proactively. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Free? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to engage iteravely. What does the standard industry standard industry term "user communities" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical, visionary, bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to utilize proactively than to e-enable robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized R&D and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-macro-super-B2C. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. If you innovate globally, you may have to utilize proactively. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-transparently than to productize efficiently. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "killer" really mean? We will scale up our capability to optimize without reducing our capability to actualize. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent realistic! We constantly streamline B2B2C backward-compatible user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will exploit the power of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth reports to morph. If you brand dynamically, you may have to enhance globally. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. The metrics for blog-based architectures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will exploit the ability of reconfigurable data hygiene to evolve. A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite courageously. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary?