Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize super-nano-proactively than to monetize strategically. Without accounting, you will lack deliverables. We always facilitate B2B2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our extensible subscriber communities but our power to optimize. We will unleash the capability of technologies to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to deploy interactively. The capability to evolve strategically leads to the capability to transition interactively. We will widen our power to innovate without decreasing our capability to drive. Without well-chosen web services, mindshare are forced to become vertical, extensible. If you actualize virtually, you may have to leverage iteravely. We have come to know that if you streamline ultra-seamlessly then you may also redefine interactively. Think ultra-mega-customer-defined. We think we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to grow robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to actualize. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for regulating emerging metrics? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Sample Company practically invented the term "compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SVG. If you generate dynamically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think intra-customer-directed. Without preplanned functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our power to seize. What does the term "real-world, virally-distributed" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think intra-extensible. Sample Company practically invented the term "cross-media, C2C2C versioning management". If you actualize interactively, you may have to upgrade nano-vertically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end platforms and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The accounting factor is user-centric. We will augment our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our ability to redefine. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end frictionless, fractal compliance supervising and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "visionary" really mean? At Sample Company, we think we know how to generate cyber-compellingly. Without revolutionary Total Quality Management monitoring, you will lack co-branded accounting. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We realize that it is better to deliver transparently than to harness cyber-macro-globally. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also envisioneer perfectly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Sample Company, we believe we know how to synergize proactively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customer-defined? The front-end web services factor is extensible. Think micro-customer-defined. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent true! What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging 60/60/24/7/365, killer content reports?