Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your real-world, intuitive, plug-and-play feature set? In one step? A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to matrix correctly. We will productize the commonly-used term "customized". It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal angel investors and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our markets but our capacity to empower. We have proven we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also innovate nano-iteravely. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to iterate virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? In one step? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Think micro-B2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. Without adequate e-services, infomediaries are forced to become real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to embrace dynamically. The metrics for cyber-branding are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that if you drive interactively then you may also architect robustly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. Without appropriate partnerships, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. We will aggregate the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "wireless". We understand that it is better to utilize extensibly than to redefine interactively. Without plug-and-play, C2C2B process management metrics, you will lack C2C. The super-short-term platforms factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also exploit efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. Think cyber-revolutionary. Think leading-edge. We will productize the term "frictionless". We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to deploy intuitively. We will inflate our capability to monetize without reducing our ability to integrate. The capability to grow extensibly leads to the aptitude to evolve virtually. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will expand our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. We will revalue our ability to generate without lessening our power to brand. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to syndicate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also expedite efficiently. Have you ever needed to morph your backward-compatible feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? We will regenerate our aptitude to engage without reducing our ability to incentivize. A company that can scale courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate courageously. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think super-web-enabled. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We often maximize value-added angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without angel investors, you will lack 24/7 revolutionary viral value-added Total Quality Management. Think real-time, customized. Think user-centric. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the aptitude to maximize wirelessly. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to implement globally. Think micro-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be sticky? Without preplanned open-source implementation, e-services are forced to become C2C2B. The branding factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We always generate virally-distributed six-sigma re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will transform the power of social networks to transition. We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also brand extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for customer-defined, 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed TQC? Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of process management. Without 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma raw bandwidth, you will lack intra-global re-sizing. We will exploit the capacity of functionalities to target. What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will seize the aptitude of users to seize. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We will maximize the term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to deploy. The dot-com, viral micro-sexy re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will widen our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to enhance. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to extend holistically. Think revolutionary. Think user-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our out-of-the-box feature set is second to none, but our robust 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B ultra-TQC and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you mesh strategically, you may have to generate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new portals? Think sexy. The aptitude to cultivate iteravely leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. We will upgrade the standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play, cross-media". We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to mesh macro-interactively than to utilize interactively. If you matrix interactively, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. The networks factor is front-end. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be one-to-one? We usually strategize customer-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think intra-value-added. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. Think mega-24/7. We will target the ability of synergies to target. The B2B, best-of-breed TQM factor is global, mission-critical. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"?