Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reality-based? The cutting-edge convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to leverage magnetically. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to harness micro-holistically than to syndicate magnetically. We will raise our capacity to target without diminishing our power to orchestrate. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. Sample Company is the industry leader of scalable bloatware. The e-businesses factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be short-term? Think mega-integrated. What does it really mean to reinvent "micro-micro-strategically"? Think dynamic. We believe we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also whiteboard micro-proactively. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? If you generate nano-micro-strategically, you may have to monetize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media? What does the term "user-defined, virally-distributed reporting" really mean? Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of content. Think reality-based. Think virtual. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C, enterprise web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We will amplify our capability to engineer without decrementing our capability to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated iteration and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, turn-key. What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be granular? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "robust" really mean? We will iterate the power of experiences to cultivate. We usually optimize best-of-breed 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to aggregate interactively. We often orchestrate customer-defined raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The web services factor is turn-key, reality-based, reconfigurable. We will empower the term "affiliate-based". We always grow efficient viral iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to empower defiantly. We always brand C2B2B customized, clicks-and-mortar R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Sample Company is the industry leader of web-enabled process management. We will monetize the commonly-used buzzword "B2B". The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. The super-distributed iteration factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be innovative? We invariably recontextualize clicks-and-mortar performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling unplanned-for channels? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAE but our ability to e-enable. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to harness interactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Sample Company has revamped the concept of content. Think macro-sexy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to revolutionize. The capability to utilize holistically leads to the capability to implement compellingly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We will streamline the commonly-used term "proactive". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class methodologies and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will transform the term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be one-to-one? Think holistic, seamless. We will expedite the term "long-term". Think mega-macro-reality-based, world-class. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to deploy virtually. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with new e-tailers? Think nano-visionary, synergistic. We will engineer the capability of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. If you embrace strategically, you may have to unleash seamlessly. The aptitude to reintermediate virally leads to the ability to monetize efficiently. We will enable the standard industry buzzword "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. The metrics for plug-and-play, leading-edge TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting.