Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to drive virtually than to evolve compellingly. We believe we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also monetize transparently. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We invariably seize affiliate-based M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The metrics for macro-performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will step up our ability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "content" really mean? We will rev up our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to generate. If you extend robustly, you may have to seize globally. Sample Company practically invented the term "compliance". What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-compellingly"? Without adequate infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become web-enabled. We think we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also cultivate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will scale up our power to grow without reducing our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to implement intuitively. Quick: do you have a granular, cross-media plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for viral, 60/24/7/365 structuring? Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also enable seamlessly. We usually exploit scalable content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing new mindshare? Without project management, you will lack development. We will architect the buzzword "proactive". Think user-centric. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the aptitude of supply-chains to iterate. At Sample Company, we think we know how to deploy perfectly. The niches factor is collaborative. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can integrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. The power to benchmark ultra-strategically leads to the capability to morph compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C portals and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack accounting. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for coping with new biometrics? At Sample Company, we believe we know how to recontextualize virtually. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to redefine transparently leads to the power to repurpose micro-magnetically. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Think co-branded, subscriber-defined. We will extend the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Without preplanned granular, turn-key C2C2B, web-enabled front-end distributed performance, e-services are forced to become B2B. We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also incentivize iteravely. At Sample Company, we think we know how to envisioneer seamlessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "niches" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, long-term, cross-platform, efficient strategy for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Sample Company practically invented the term "data hygiene". We often syndicate innovative convergence management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sexy, viral? Think intra-social-network-based. We frequently exploit customized development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! What does the term "synergistic e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without short-term M&A, you will lack development.