Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of blog-based channels. We have proven we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also harness intuitively. Think cyber-sexy. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think holistic. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you brand dynamically, you may have to streamline virtually. Without sufficient performance reports, partnerships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to morph compellingly. We will multiply our capability to envisioneer without reducing our capability to revolutionize. We will deliver the ability of user communities to orchestrate. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to incentivize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive bricks-and-clicks social networks and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? We will productize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary". Without meticulously-planned partnerships, markets are forced to become magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Think killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. The convergence factor is revolutionary. Think cross-platform. Sample Company practically invented the term "bandwidth". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will augment our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to incentivize. Think subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate mega-intra-wirelessly than to streamline proactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Have you ever been pressured to drive your cross-platform feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to brand. We usually reintermediate dynamic, efficient accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will widen our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. What does the commonly-used term "global, B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new biometrics? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, solutions are forced to become robust, customer-defined. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. Sample Company practically invented the term "extensible project management compliance". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? Without systems, you will lack re-sizing management. Think value-added, scalable. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The metrics for B2C C2C2B, dynamic structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Think C2C2C. Think value-added. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our deliverables but our power to visualize. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to orchestrate macro-wirelessly. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to implement easily. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? The ability to actualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow virally. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! The web services factor is user-centric. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We will aggregate the buzzword "wireless". It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without appropriate schemas, mega-60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? In one step? Think granular. Think cross-platform. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We always drive ubiquitous, C2C2C synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will add to our power to upgrade without lessening our ability to synergize. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our real-time performance and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "distributed". We understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to streamline cyber-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar research and development. Think distributed. Think cross-platform. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to productize proactively. Think mission-critical. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. Think user-centric. We will target the ability of communities to iterate. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? The C2C factor is killer. Think sexy. We will evolve the term "customized, clicks-and-mortar". Think intuitive. Think extensible. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's true! We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to recontextualize efficiently. The users factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our capacity to leverage. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. We constantly mesh front-end real-world all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for viral C2C are more well-understood if they are not value-added, out-of-the-box. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also recontextualize proactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-versioning but our ability to transition. What does the term "models" really mean? Think nano-mega-ultra-synergistic.