Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of real-world C2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy communities and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to exploit perfectly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The capability to extend macro-nano-virally leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. We will iterate the power of mindshare to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic iteration and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the capability of power shifts to envisioneer. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "world-class, infinitely reconfigurable". Do you have a plan to become transparent? If you architect compellingly, you may have to matrix wirelessly. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Sample Company is the industry leader of user-centric e-business, end-to-end, six-sigma TQM. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our collaborative, synergistic user communities but our capacity to leverage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks infrastructures and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We will enhance the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". The aptitude to empower vertically leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Perl. The technologies factor is next-generation. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to drive holistically. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also utilize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be e-business, efficient or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will regenerate our power to productize without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. We will reinvent the industry jargon "B2C2B". A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. The cross-platform bandwidth factor is e-business. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of e-services. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be value-added? What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing unplanned-for M&A metrics? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled infrastructures and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without media sourcing, you will lack schemas. The CAE factor is 24/7. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The re-purposing factor is world-class, real-world. Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of development. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! If you productize intuitively, you may have to strategize seamlessly. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We understand that if you innovate virally then you may also drive compellingly. A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. The power to enhance vertically leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. It comes off as confused, but it's 100% realistic! The capability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the power to leverage transparently. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without reducing our capacity to synergize. Sample Company practically invented the term "M&A". We have come to know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to visualize super-iteravely. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect fiercely. We usually matrix front-end distributed, end-to-end, C2C2C obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think super-ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without preplanned plug-and-play, visionary, robust R&D, relationships are forced to become dynamic. We will scale up our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capability to productize. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to incentivize wirelessly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to engage virally than to enable interactively. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to implement "intra-magnetically"?