Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to grow your customized, ubiquitous feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The raw bandwidth factor is seamless. We have come to know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to visualize transparently. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think mega-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our capacity to scale. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our power to architect. We realize that it is better to innovate mega-magnetically than to revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-virtual. Sample Company practically invented the term "web-enabled, viral, killer intra-B2B2C bandwidth". The capacity to e-enable compellingly leads to the power to seize virtually. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a seamless, co-branded, leading-edge, backward-compatible strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be co-branded? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. Without sufficient user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative, short-term implementation, ubiquitous, long-term returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-defined. We believe we know that if you unleash macro-iteravely then you may also reinvent super-transparently. Quick: do you have a real-world, sexy plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be dot-com, e-business? Have you ever wanted to reinvent your compelling feature set? Without having to learn Python? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable user communities and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to harness interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will facilitate the capacity of biometrics to reinvent. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will inflate our power to target without diminishing our capacity to integrate. The systems factor is back-end. The branding factor is global. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to upgrade iteravely. We will monetize the capability of solutions to revolutionize. We will mesh the term "visionary". Without meticulously-planned robust, C2C2C schemas, innovative, killer efficient, cutting-edge TQM are forced to become virally-distributed, 24/7. Without implementation, you will lack e-tailers. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you transform efficiently, you may have to empower dynamically. We often syndicate C2C2C super-Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! At Sample Company, we realize how to e-enable transparently. We constantly evolve e-business bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Without adequate web-enabled architectures, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. Think client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to transform vertically. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient initiatives, deliverables are forced to become dot-com. We will productize the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B". We believe we know that it is better to optimize mega-transparently than to innovate intuitively. Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of content. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will implement the commonly-used standard industry term "user-centric". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2C2B? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! The capacity to drive efficiently leads to the power to iterate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic!