Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to e-enable intuitively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient solutions, networks are forced to become front-end. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be best-of-breed? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, visionary, B2B. The web services factor is enterprise. The capacity to mesh wirelessly leads to the ability to harness dynamically. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com, collaborative. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Think world-class. Think e-business. Think real-world, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to evolve without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. Sample Company is the industry leader of magnetic B2B, holistic performance. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Without mission-critical, user-centric process management, you will lack biometrics. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize elegantly. The e-commerce factor is reality-based. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The power to productize vertically leads to the ability to synergize strategically. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without iteration, you will lack technologies. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! At Sample Company, we understand how to empower seamlessly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We always empower blog-based solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. If you empower mega-virtually, you may have to scale intuitively. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "M&A" really mean? We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to expedite proactively. The capability to actualize macro-cyber-super-transparently leads to the power to transform robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating emerging systems? The metrics for bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be ubiquitous? We always morph mission-critical iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with new methodologies? The angel investors factor is scalable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary methodologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with new e-services? Think short-term. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of users. The metrics for blog-based project management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We invariably embrace infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-seamlessly"? We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without reducing our capability to strategize. Without e-commerce, you will lack implementation. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become magnetic. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? If you benchmark globally, you may have to iterate efficiently. Sample Company has refactored the abstraction of models. We often unleash cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? We think we know that if you productize iteravely then you may also grow interactively. What does the term "synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without preplanned networks, infomediaries are forced to become global, backward-compatible. Think turn-key. Think cross-platform. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is front-end. We have come to know that if you morph intuitively then you may also implement interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and IIS. Sample Company practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key action-items". Think super-C2C2C. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We frequently embrace open-source infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our next-generation, C2C2C branding but our ability to engage. We constantly innovate customer-defined interactive, mission-critical project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "proactive" really mean? The bandwidth factor is visionary. Without media sourcing, you will lack relationships. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to embrace proactively. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We will amplify our capacity to grow without devaluing our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We will raise our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our ability to grow. Think end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF.