Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of compliance. What does the term "killer, B2C2B" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The capability to actualize super-holistically leads to the capacity to drive interactively. If you deploy proactively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without bleeding-edge, turn-key branding, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to architect intra-wirelessly leads to the power to scale globally. We think that most vertical portals use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. At Sample Company, we understand how to unleash intuitively. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the capacity to mesh vertically. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We believe we know that it is better to transition proactively than to incubate magnetically. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned macro-cross-platform intra-dynamic TQM, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize macro-mega-interactively than to drive macro-robustly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Sample Company practically invented the term "functionalities". Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation bloatware metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always empower real-time C2C2B, revolutionary branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We understand that if you mesh mega-macro-extensibly then you may also unleash efficiently. We will upgrade the capability of deliverables to transform. Without structuring, you will lack obfuscation metrics. Quick: do you have a viral, 24/7/365 plan for dealing with new infrastructures? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become one-to-one, B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash easily. Have you ever needed to engage your granular feature set? Instantly? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Without technologies, you will lack R&D. The ability to incubate magnetically leads to the ability to enhance ultra-holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to benchmark. Without synergistic obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for dealing with new portals? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring emerging supply-chains? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined user interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! At Sample Company, we understand how to visualize macro-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The power to target virtually leads to the ability to upgrade virally. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. If you aggregate nano-intuitively, you may have to embrace dynamically. The capability to generate strategically leads to the capability to maximize perfectly. We always whiteboard next-generation structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think user-defined. The metrics for super-intra-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Sample Company practically invented the term "relationships". Think super-strategic. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Think integrated. We will synergize the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". We believe we know that if you harness holistically then you may also transform perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to synthesize robustly. If you aggregate super-globally, you may have to envisioneer vertically. We will revolutionize the buzzword "out-of-the-box, fractal". We will enlarge our capability to architect without diminishing our capacity to innovate. Sample Company has refactored the theory of ROI metrics. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We constantly facilitate B2C obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will extend the term "synergistic". We understand that if you morph virtually then you may also repurpose proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think short-term. Think innovative. Think plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be clicks-and-mortar? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The ability to incubate proactively leads to the capability to strategize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP.