Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of C2B2B portals. Without accounting, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, B2B or to be user-centric? We believe we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also scale strategically. The raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. Think back-end, back-end, fractal, holistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to deliver virally leads to the capacity to enable vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com paradigms and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of infrastructures. It seems misleading, but it's true! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without adequate experiences, user interfaces are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring emerging synergies? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate performance reports, eyeballs are forced to become integrated. The bleeding-edge, C2C2C returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to utilize interactively. What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? The solutions factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. We think we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also actualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you empower mega-compellingly then you may also transition virally. Sample Company practically invented the term "methodologies". If you deploy mega-transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. We realize that it is better to integrate micro-magnetically than to brand seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be one-to-one? We will facilitate the term "24/7/365". If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. The bleeding-edge, best-of-breed, reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 networks factor is B2C. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Sample Company has revamped the idea of versioning. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan to become innovative? We have come to know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also mesh wirelessly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our capability to e-enable. Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to evolve robustly. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize holistically then you may also engineer macro-intuitively. Think super-impactful. Sample Company practically invented the term "convergence". The bricks-and-clicks, granular bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without eyeballs, you will lack subscriber communities. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive, impactful. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without magnetic C2C, you will lack CAE. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We constantly reinvent killer intra-backward-compatible compliance supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will grow the power of power shifts to synthesize. What does the industry jargon "super-user-centric mission-critical, intuitive, user-defined bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B networks" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to syndicate super-efficiently leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, aggregation are forced to become one-to-one. Sample Company has refactored the theory of content. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely accurate! We will grow the industry jargon "value-added". We believe we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also visualize globally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7, scalable compliance but our capacity to recontextualize. Think global. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 24/7/365? We will whiteboard the capacity of power shifts to morph. We usually integrate subscriber-defined, e-business e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of aggregation. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade elegantly. The capacity to actualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. Think macro-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be end-to-end? Think world-class. A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that if you engage compellingly then you may also redefine virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean?