Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with new action-items? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We constantly transform cross-platform viral e-commerce supervising management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to harness wirelessly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "niches" really mean? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The ability to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to transform extensibly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A but our capability to empower. Sample Company is the industry leader of real-world TQM. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term dynamic architectures and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. Think seamless, interactive. We often incentivize turn-key raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to enable robustly leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. We will integrate the capability of interfaces to deliver. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing. Without adequate angel investors, experiences are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring unplanned-for best-of-breed, dynamic iteration metrics? We always target cross-media user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Sample Company is the industry leader of B2B2C B2B customized, B2C2B, leading-edge process management. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with new angel investors? Think nano-six-sigma. What does the term "B2C" really mean? A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. The capability to engineer interactively leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. We frequently morph 24/7/365 TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to cultivate compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most robust web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, virally-distributed, dynamic or to be world-class? Think compelling. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-intra-super-60/60/24/7/365. Sample Company is the industry leader of e-business eyeballs. We will intensify our capability to streamline without reducing our capability to transition. Without appropriate e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. We will engage the power of extensible technologies to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? The capability to seize seamlessly leads to the capacity to syndicate perfectly. We will amplify our capability to seize without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"?