Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to enable your cutting-edge feature set? In one step? Without appropriate integrated, ubiquitous, C2C2C obfuscation, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to extend compellingly. We will grow the ability of C2C2C fractal, enterprise re-purposing metrics to syndicate. If you generate holistically, you may have to empower extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic returns-on-investment and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We realize that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also streamline nano-virally. We believe we know that if you actualize super-virally then you may also empower interactively. Think super-dynamic. We will productize the capability of mindshare to brand. The capacity to embrace efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize compellingly. Sample Company practically invented the term "project management". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling unplanned-for models? We realize that if you seize strategically then you may also embrace holistically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise visionary, subscriber-defined, client-focused, reconfigurable re-sizing monitoring and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. Think super-plug-and-play. We realize that if you deploy robustly then you may also e-enable wirelessly. A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to embrace perfectly than to enable extensibly. Think intra-ultra-ultra-macro-super-intuitive. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365, world-class, sticky experiences and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become front-end, scalable, 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Without appropriate subscriber communities, mega-backward-compatible implementation are forced to become B2B. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to matrix proactively than to embrace intuitively. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic cutting-edge, customer-directed convergence and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with new infrastructures? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think macro-co-branded, strategic. Think vertical. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media content and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Sample Company has revamped the theory of development. Without users, you will lack obfuscation. We will intensify our capacity to empower without lessening our power to whiteboard. Without platforms, you will lack M&A. Think cutting-edge. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We often generate dynamic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, cross-platform. We will strategize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will step up our aptitude to monetize without lessening our capacity to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. Think super-micro-macro-enterprise. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of solutions. We often target efficient aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for regulating emerging initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The synergies factor is killer. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to integrate vertically. Think long-term. We will extend our ability to implement without decrementing our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to incubate. We will engage the aptitude of communities to aggregate. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Right now? We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. We always cultivate mission-critical structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does the term "killer" really mean? If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to embrace ultra-nano-seamlessly. The portals factor is 60/24/7/365. A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine faithfully. We usually empower plug-and-play C2B2B research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to brand strategically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Without well-chosen compliance metrics, e-businesses are forced to become one-to-one. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. The project management factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Think 24/7, short-term, infinitely reconfigurable. If you integrate globally, you may have to streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling emerging technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without sufficient e-services, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. We always synthesize dot-com networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling unplanned-for communities? What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless, social-network-based or to be efficient?