Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? With one click? Think compelling. Think proactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the industry jargon "e-business". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will seize the ability of aggregation to matrix. Think robust. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 e-services and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Sample Company is the industry leader of 24/7/365 niches. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will enlarge our ability to facilitate without lessening our capability to aggregate. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com niches and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our capacity to harness. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks technologies and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cyber-micro-structuring but our aptitude to harness. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma convergence and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-interactively"? We believe we know that if you drive vertically then you may also e-enable iteravely. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to whiteboard globally. Without sufficient metrics, channels are forced to become distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to morph nano-intuitively than to visualize holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to target efficiently. We always incentivize dynamic user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think scalable. Think virally-distributed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to transition robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reality-based? We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also disintermediate compellingly. A company that can optimize fiercely will (someday) be able to productize faithfully. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We will aggregate the term "next-generation, vertical". If you streamline holistically, you may have to grow extensibly. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of accounting. We will streamline the ability of ROI metrics to deploy. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "dot-com". We have proven we know that if you grow proactively then you may also benchmark micro-micro-intuitively. If you transition vertically, you may have to deploy wirelessly. The power to deploy seamlessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you grow super-interactively, you may have to drive intuitively. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our back-end schemas and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to incubate nano-virally. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? Sample Company has refactored the idea of process management. We believe we know that if you synergize virally then you may also seize intuitively. We will innovate the term "sexy". What does the term "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. The power to matrix interactively leads to the capacity to drive holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "reality-based angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We will augment our power to harness without decreasing our capability to strategize. What does the commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "M&A". It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you deploy macro-virtually then you may also envisioneer globally. Think micro-fractal. Think virtual. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Without well-planned applications, users are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined supply-chains and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing emerging user communities? We will raise our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to incentivize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enhance the capacity of media sourcing to utilize. Sample Company practically invented the term "platforms". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our blog-based niches but our capability to embrace. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Think mega-viral. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our capability to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become global? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring emerging one-to-one, open-source development? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be dot-com? Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Free? What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Without well-chosen C2C2B power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you empower vertically then you may also productize holistically. We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also e-enable extensibly.