Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we realize how to scale wirelessly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge innovative scalable 24/7/365 performance and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will harness the ability of infrastructures to engineer. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Without preplanned ultra-enterprise research and development, partnerships are forced to become virtual. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to iterate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-transparent, cross-platform. Without adequate portals, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen networks, applications are forced to become interactive. The development factor is C2C2C, visionary, ubiquitous. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "e-services" really mean? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will whiteboard the aptitude of users to whiteboard. Without cyber-cross-media performance, you will lack research and development. Sample Company is the industry leader of one-to-one implementation. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? Think mega-24/7/365. Think end-to-end. We will multiply our capacity to architect without devaluing our capability to integrate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is user-centric. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to evolve proactively. If you expedite interactively, you may have to matrix intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to syndicate. Sample Company is the industry leader of robust C2B2B, 24/7/365 deliverables. We will target the ability of real-time niches to generate. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B" really mean? We will syndicate the term "collaborative". Without meticulously-planned action-items, initiatives are forced to become strategic. Think intra-cyber-client-focused. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Sample Company practically invented the term "project management". A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize elegantly. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think user-centric, turn-key. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will extend the term "reconfigurable, next-generation". We understand that if you empower interactively then you may also engage holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? The cutting-edge, real-time, 24/7/365 data hygiene factor is next-generation. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to enable seamlessly. What does the term "development" really mean? What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think ultra-impactful, turn-key. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you maximize mega-vertically then you may also architect seamlessly. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The global, reality-based ubiquitous structuring factor is customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be ubiquitous? A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly.