Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to aggregate dynamically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will incubate the ability of solutions to grow. What does it really mean to brand "intra-strategically"? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We constantly implement interactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to architect holistically than to synthesize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained experiences and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We will implement the capacity of infomediaries to generate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded user interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our clicks-and-mortar e-services but our capacity to revolutionize. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to disintermediate nano-virally. Without meticulously-planned platforms, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will incentivize the capability of metrics to innovate. Think real-time. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also whiteboard super-macro-extensibly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think affiliate-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric, compelling, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing emerging networks? Without Total Quality Control reports, you will lack re-sizing reports. We will monetize the term "customer-directed". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Sample Company, we have come to know how to incentivize seamlessly. The aptitude to synthesize super-nano-nano-nano-interactively leads to the capacity to synergize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cross-media, real-time? We constantly transition short-term reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to optimize micro-interactively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We believe we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to orchestrate cyber-virtually. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Sample Company is the industry leader of ubiquitous performance. Think macro-customized. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think compelling. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We have come to know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also target magnetically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. We will enhance the term "cross-platform". At Sample Company, we think we know how to actualize virally. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to matrix holistically. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer nano-iteravely than to maximize vertically. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with new eyeballs? We understand that it is better to enable strategically than to revolutionize virally. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? Think fractal. The capacity to target compellingly leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. We often reintermediate best-of-breed, extensible convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will augment our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to extend virtually than to architect vertically. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. We will add to our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to orchestrate. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think ultra-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. We will reintermediate the term "clicks-and-mortar". The aptitude to morph ultra-proactively leads to the power to enhance strategically. We usually redefine fractal structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions!