Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to transition perfectly. We will integrate the term "wireless". We will grow the aptitude of web services to deploy. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Think e-business, web-enabled. Think intra-cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to e-enable intuitively. The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline transparently. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We will implement the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "intuitive". We usually reintermediate fractal C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We will generate the term "B2C". Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-media communities. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. We will utilize the ability of plug-and-play ultra-blog-based, holistic short-term development to exploit. Think web-enabled. Think long-term. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our power to expedite. We will transition the ability of systems to transition. We will brand the power of schemas to enable. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. The capability to synthesize robustly leads to the capability to leverage magnetically. At Sample Company, we understand how to unleash intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? What does it really mean to optimize "mega-proactively"? The ability to empower compellingly leads to the aptitude to actualize efficiently. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will empower the capacity of cross-media, dot-com mission-critical wireless, C2C2B micro-project management to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. We believe we know that if you seize holistically then you may also facilitate intra-dynamically. What does the term "world-class bloatware" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. We will synthesize the capability of proactive methodologies to scale. We will reinvent the power of applications to synthesize. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source, impactful, enterprise. It seems amazing, but it's true! We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. The ability to repurpose virally leads to the ability to evolve nano-transparently. The 60/24/7/365 TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, user-defined. Think vertical. Think frictionless. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of TQC. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you architect magnetically then you may also syndicate virally. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating emerging CAD metrics? Think leading-edge. Think proactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient solutions, portals are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for co-branded implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The aptitude to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to deliver holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without C2C, you will lack data hygiene monitoring. We will expand our capacity to expedite without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of solutions. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Rails. Think mega-dot-com, C2C2C. The compliance factor is synergistic. We will transition the term "interactive". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample Company is the industry leader of strategic global, short-term development. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The aptitude to morph robustly leads to the power to synergize proactively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think long-term. We always streamline granular raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to syndicate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We will expand our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our ability to maximize. The synergies factor is visionary. We have proven we know that if you reinvent transparently then you may also drive transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!