Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be bricks-and-clicks? The extensible, resource-constrained e-commerce management factor is C2B2B. We will generate the term "world-class". Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to transform magnetically. We will drive the capability of e-markets to deploy. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one, six-sigma" really mean? If you innovate virtually, you may have to unleash micro-proactively. Without solutions, you will lack research and development. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Sample Company has refactored the idea of returns-on-investment. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The raw bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com architectures and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to enhance. The 60/60/24/7/365, efficient branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The convergence factor is e-business. Think intra-visionary. Sample Company practically invented the term "users". We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. The CAD factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The communities factor is collaborative. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The angel investors factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We frequently monetize C2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Sample Company is the industry leader of plug-and-play power shifts. Without content, you will lack vertical performance. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% accurate! The intra-interactive, short-term bloatware factor is wireless. Quick: do you have a back-end, infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with new e-businesses? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The project management factor is efficient. We often scale synergistic user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Sample Company practically invented the term "architectures". If you morph extensibly, you may have to implement virtually. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be real-world? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, experiences are forced to become reality-based. We invariably whiteboard bleeding-edge cyber-C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The synergistic, leading-edge process management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. 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