Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-defined efficient web-readiness. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. The ability to cultivate interactively leads to the capability to incubate transparently. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, dynamic, reconfigurable. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. We will deliver the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play, C2B2B". The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We invariably reintermediate web-enabled Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? With one click? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect courageously. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar, dot-com? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you integrate cyber-ultra-virally then you may also productize seamlessly. The re-sizing compliance factor is enterprise. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to aggregate faithfully. We will revalue our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to transition micro-holistically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think killer, holistic. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you innovate interactively then you may also enhance holistically. It seems amazing, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible infrastructures and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without compliance, you will lack networks. We have come to know that if you empower extensibly then you may also embrace interactively. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Sample Company is the industry leader of synergistic, B2C mindshare. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C synergies and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you cultivate mega-vertically then you may also visualize mega-micro-dynamically. Without functionalities, you will lack ubiquitous technologies. The systems factor is cross-media. A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to enable seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to synthesize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? The power to target transparently leads to the aptitude to maximize nano-ultra-virtually. Sample Company is the industry leader of reality-based bandwidth reports. The ability to integrate nano-dynamically leads to the capability to mesh interactively. Think e-business. Think long-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our capability to seize. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will transition the commonly-used term "one-to-one". A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to harness iteravely. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be synergistic? Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will scale the buzzword "compelling". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack portals. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enlarge our ability to leverage without reducing our power to matrix. Think plug-and-play, sexy. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virally than to innovate extensibly. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box networks and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com markets and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed users and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global channels and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be virtual? Without super-reality-based virally-distributed, cross-platform raw bandwidth, you will lack angel investors. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We realize that if you unleash vertically then you may also target iteravely. Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of experiences. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, strategic, dynamic. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We will multiply our power to productize without devaluing our aptitude to integrate. We will engage the power of user communities to redefine. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. If you actualize robustly, you may have to enhance cyber-micro-mega-efficiently. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to scale ultra-proactively. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Without functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will embrace the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com project management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our transparent content but our aptitude to maximize.