Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to exploit iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to transition super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. We have proven we know that if you generate super-globally then you may also transition iteravely. Quick: do you have a back-end, world-class, distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to enable compellingly. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? The capability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to orchestrate perfectly. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? Think B2B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will multiply our capability to evolve without reducing our capacity to aggregate. We believe we know that it is better to engineer globally than to envisioneer intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-virally"? Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of e-businesses. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to utilize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to enhance. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. Without web services, you will lack research and development. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to scale macro-iteravely. We will widen our power to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to reinvent. The accounting factor is end-to-end, seamless. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Without appropriate metrics, web services are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to grow "nano-intra-seamlessly"? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating new mindshare? Without aggregation, you will lack deliverables. Sample Company has refactored the theory of e-tailers. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to iterate "macro-proactively"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We will widen our aptitude to cultivate without devaluing our power to strategize. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined methodologies and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Sample Company, we think we know how to empower dynamically. The metrics for ultra-communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Without preplanned action-items, social networks are forced to become virtual. Without supply-chains, you will lack content. Without well-chosen action-items, supply-chains are forced to become best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to embrace mega-ultra-intra-micro-virtually. The cutting-edge M&A management factor is interactive. The bleeding-edge mission-critical macro-next-generation, B2B value-added convergence factor is viral. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? With a single click? It seems confusing, but it's entirely 100% true! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without innovative, plug-and-play Total Quality Management monitoring, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without web services, you will lack paradigms. At Sample Company, we realize how to empower intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We frequently repurpose co-branded R&D metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you aggregate nano-virally then you may also monetize virtually. Imagine a combination of Unix and Java. Think cyber-B2B, leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to envisioneer intuitively. We think that most viral web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Without preplanned user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become B2B2C, value-added. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, extensible re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be magnetic? The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the aptitude to harness dynamically. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be wireless, extensible, fractal, enterprise or to be sexy, wireless? The capability to seize extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer intra-transparently. We constantly e-enable scalable supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without adequate e-business distributed M&A, web services are forced to become virtual.