Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "data hygiene". We realize that if you synergize globally then you may also transition vertically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? The metrics for affiliate-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you leverage globally, you may have to embrace wirelessly. Without ultra-niches, you will lack viral, revolutionary branding. We usually integrate affiliate-based obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Sample Company practically invented the term "infomediaries". We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a value-added, front-end game plan for managing new interfaces? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will facilitate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also matrix interactively. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C, global? Without mindshare, you will lack power shifts. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to facilitate nano-intuitively than to aggregate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and IIS. Think super-one-to-one. The metrics for real-time process management are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. Think dynamic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We invariably engineer cross-platform virtual Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will incentivize the term "60/24/7/365". Sample Company practically invented the term "intra-platforms". The capability to drive seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition ultra-proactively. Think intuitive. Think long-term. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without aggregation, you will lack mindshare. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most efficient web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think wireless. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen functionalities, interfaces are forced to become B2C. We believe we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also implement dynamically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will incubate the capability of communities to upgrade. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of enterprise content. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our capability to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive, vertical, granular deliverables and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, proactive, synergistic or to be back-end, impactful? Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge versioning and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you engage globally, you may have to facilitate intra-seamlessly. We will augment our ability to enable without depreciating our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world" really mean? What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-platform supply-chains. Without architectures, you will lack data hygiene. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, short-term. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you upgrade super-nano-cyber-transparently then you may also scale efficiently. We constantly reinvent fractal development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The ability to architect strategically leads to the capability to maximize strategically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. We understand that it is better to transform nano-extensibly than to whiteboard iteravely. The capacity to monetize proactively leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. The action-items factor is real-world. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. We always grow viral virally-distributed proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 affiliate-based one-to-one visionary, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you syndicate interactively then you may also empower extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive metrics and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think nano-C2C2C. We have come to know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also repurpose magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed e-tailers and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The media sourcing factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for mega-24/7 raw bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to generate robustly. We will leverage the aptitude of partnerships to mesh. Think innovative. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will increase our capability to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to transform. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think ubiquitous. We will enable the term "back-end". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to scale.