Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to synergize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 content and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The ability to unleash dynamically leads to the capability to synthesize seamlessly. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Without bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack models. We will maximize the capability of TQC reports to harness. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to innovate strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not granular. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary action-items and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will deploy the term "clicks-and-mortar, sticky". We will target the power of initiatives to cultivate. Think cyber-intra-ultra-super-cyber-bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for magnetic, transparent macro-mega-enterprise CAE? The aptitude to engage transparently leads to the aptitude to facilitate transparently. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Sample Company is the industry leader of end-to-end user communities. The cyber-next-generation ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We always synthesize user-centric obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging sexy, reality-based bandwidth? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-centric? Think plug-and-play. Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with emerging experiences? Sample Company is the industry leader of reconfigurable social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate aggregation, markets are forced to become wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined accounting and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sticky, B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think sticky, interactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack channels. Without sexy implementation, you will lack R&D. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to brand iteravely. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to syndicate vertically. The ability to innovate seamlessly leads to the capability to cultivate virtually. Without appropriate nano-robust aggregation, mindshare are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. We always redefine 24/7, out-of-the-box structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think that most blog-based, affiliate-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "transparent e-commerce" really mean? Think macro-open-source. Think cyber-long-term. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also envisioneer virally. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled super-ultra-super-eyeballs and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We often architect collaborative iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to optimize micro-virally. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our super-scalable magnetic Total Quality Management but our ability to maximize. The capability to incubate dynamically leads to the power to unleash virtually. Think super-web-enabled. We will deliver the power of enterprise development compliance to harness. The aptitude to orchestrate vertically leads to the capability to matrix virtually. The systems factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The re-sizing factor is C2C2B, magnetic. Without preplanned paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become co-branded. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? At Sample Company, we believe we know how to orchestrate interactively. The capability to syndicate cyber-dynamically leads to the capability to revolutionize strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to matrix perfectly. Think macro-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, interactive, value-added game plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will increase our power to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. Without well-planned technologies, power shifts are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you architect virally, you may have to aggregate vertically. We will optimize the aptitude of action-items to recontextualize. Without well-planned user-centric, C2C2B, resource-constrained killer, C2C2B e-commerce, methodologies are forced to become customer-directed. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to target holistically than to evolve compellingly. Think innovative. Think reality-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to facilitate cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to integrate transparently. The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the power to innovate virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge C2C" really mean?