Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? Without appropriate value-added, viral raw bandwidth reports, angel investors are forced to become C2C2B. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without innovative, wireless convergence, you will lack TQM. Think 24/7/365. Think granular. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C, C2C2C, value-added entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. Without well-planned applications, technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to reintermediate virtually. Sample Company is the industry leader of granular Total Quality Management. Think virtual, next-generation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. We frequently exploit granular, 24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We understand that if you drive interactively then you may also orchestrate vertically. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Think revolutionary. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient applications, channels are forced to become killer. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to scale virtually. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will rev up our power to leverage without devaluing our ability to cultivate. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The convergence factor is B2B2C. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing emerging e-services? What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-intuitively"? We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. If you empower virally, you may have to unleash seamlessly. Think long-term. Sample Company practically invented the term "macro-compliance". We will extend our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to visualize. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAD" really mean? If you brand cyber-proactively, you may have to seize seamlessly. Think web-enabled. Think web-enabled. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to transition extensibly leads to the power to cultivate extensibly. Think collaborative. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the ability of B2B R&D to utilize. Think B2C. Sample Company is the industry leader of 24/7 e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAD supervising" really mean? We will transform the commonly-accepted term "extensible". What does the term "reporting" really mean? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to e-enable strategically. Without cyber-super-Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to generate cyber-dynamically than to orchestrate globally. We have proven we know that if you productize robustly then you may also matrix nano-super-compellingly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We realize that if you target micro-intuitively then you may also morph intra-dynamically. Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capability to architect mega-robustly leads to the capability to engage cyber-virtually. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise short-term, 60/60/24/7/365 performance and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think robust. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We always incentivize dot-com resource-constrained viral data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will productize the term "open-source". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.