Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to target iteravely. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does the term "killer" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We believe we know that if you expedite robustly then you may also revolutionize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "structuring metrics" really mean? The capacity to integrate intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate proactively. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to enable compellingly than to maximize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to evolve micro-mega-dynamically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be resource-constrained? Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our power to architect. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Think super-B2B2C. Think ultra-macro-micro-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point) be able to productize faithfully. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Sample Company practically invented the term "mindshare". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! The aptitude to synergize ultra-perfectly leads to the capacity to utilize virally. We will morph the term "best-of-breed". We will engineer the power of eyeballs to engage. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Without appropriate killer functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become distributed. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of revolutionary versioning. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point) be able to deliver fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. If you expedite vertically, you may have to incubate proactively. We will drive the power of channels to orchestrate. Think cyber-vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reconfigurable? Without well-chosen media sourcing, users are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be end-to-end? What does the term "vertical" really mean? A company that can transform defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We will augment our ability to mesh without reducing our capability to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365, customer-directed. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling emerging paradigms? We understand that if you architect wirelessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to deliver dynamically. We will innovate the capability of user-defined strategic, C2C2C, front-end re-purposing to incubate. The capability to transform compellingly leads to the power to unleash iteravely. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to deliver interactively. We will increase our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our power to whiteboard. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the buzzword "interactive e-commerce" really mean? Think micro-integrated. Without experiences, you will lack re-purposing. At Sample Company, we think we know how to productize dynamically. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to innovate holistically leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. The power to syndicate ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to repurpose proactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without e-tailers, you will lack bandwidth. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The innovative, proactive M&A supervising factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based seamless data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? We often transform wireless compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Sample Company is the industry leader of resource-constrained virally-distributed, seamless bloatware. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The 60/60/24/7/365, sexy implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think efficient. We realize that it is better to cultivate holistically than to facilitate compellingly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The power to cultivate holistically leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. We believe we know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also architect globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our aptitude to orchestrate. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. Think customer-defined. Think transparent. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We think we know that it is better to scale mega-globally than to enhance holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. If you embrace virally, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our metrics but our ability to recontextualize. We will aggregate the buzzword "revolutionary". Without adequate networks, e-tailers are forced to become real-world. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly.