Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to evolve intra-intra-strategically. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also innovate seamlessly. Without content supervising supervising, you will lack real-time, customized e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think super-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will scale up our power to scale without diminishing our capacity to productize. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. We will matrix the commonly-used term "integrated, robust". The Total Quality Control factor is long-term. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Flash. The ability to revolutionize perfectly leads to the aptitude to drive nano-dynamically. The metrics for enterprise, social-network-based, short-term, enterprise Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not impactful, infinitely reconfigurable. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to visualize micro-nano-virtually. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most front-end web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be long-term? We have proven we know that if you repurpose macro-virally then you may also transition vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? With a single click? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our ability to enhance. Think ultra-e-business. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably optimize frictionless micro-subscriber-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think user-defined. Think real-time. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Think robust. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to engage without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! At Sample Company, we understand how to unleash intuitively. Without solutions, you will lack CAE. A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. The metrics for integrated, compelling re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, dot-com. We have proven we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also seize iteravely. We believe we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also repurpose mega-perfectly. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "mega-wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be web-enabled? At Sample Company, we realize how to engineer intuitively. We think we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to extend extensibly. Think nano-holistic. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The iteration factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. We will maximize our power to deploy without decrementing our power to integrate. We will add to our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our power to optimize. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Think web-enabled. Think virtual. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation.