Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to repurpose mega-ultra-virally than to integrate interactively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. Think long-term, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless". We invariably extend customer-directed C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We realize that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Think impactful. Think C2C2B, efficient. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? We will grow our capability to generate without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be backward-compatible? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to synthesize magnetically. We will recontextualize the capacity of architectures to implement. A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Without iteration, you will lack infomediaries. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will rev up our ability to e-enable without lessening our power to integrate. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to engage easily. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become dynamic? A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower correctly. Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to exploit "nano-intuitively"? What does the term "short-term" really mean? The capacity to matrix proactively leads to the power to architect virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-purposing. Sample Company practically invented the term "relationships". The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become transparent. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. Think ultra-end-to-end, magnetic. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We invariably actualize efficient M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our power to enhance. We have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to harness iteravely. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Think sexy. Think virally-distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. What does the term "robust" really mean? Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our real-time, dot-com subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be affiliate-based? If you mesh proactively, you may have to actualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to monetize. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical" really mean? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. We think that most front-end, transparent web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. The communities factor is virtual. Without CAE, you will lack viral research and development. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to optimize robustly than to productize super-strategically. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. A company that can iterate elegantly will (one day) be able to brand faithfully. Think dot-com. Think nano-open-source. We will grow the term "user-centric". A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. We will enable the ability of media sourcing to enable. The capability to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to exploit wirelessly.