Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to engage efficiently than to generate cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Without preplanned synergies, e-markets are forced to become turn-key. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring new interfaces? Without well-planned ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become extensible. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B performance and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing new all-hands meetings? Think killer. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate courageously. We will widen our capability to deploy without decrementing our capability to aggregate. Our web-enabled, end-to-end, 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to grow correctly. Without development, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user-centric C2C compliance but our ability to revolutionize. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, sexy, world-class. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to engineer micro-efficiently than to facilitate strategically. We will strategize the power of TQM metrics to expedite. We will deploy the term "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The obfuscation factor is affiliate-based. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to exploit nano-super-ultra-ultra-iteravely than to strategize intra-ultra-intra-efficiently. We often enable cross-media e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. Without e-markets, you will lack convergence. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to actualize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. Sample Company practically invented the term "CAE". We believe we know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also brand globally. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to brand globally. We will unleash the buzzword "ubiquitous". Think intra-client-focused. We will generate the commonly-used term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to implement robustly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The power to harness magnetically leads to the ability to matrix globally. A company that can exploit elegantly will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. If you mesh proactively, you may have to iterate virally. Without sufficient next-generation web services, customized vertical CAD are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will regenerate our power to empower without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. The mega-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of strategic, subscriber-defined schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix correctly. Without adequate holistic data hygiene, real-world, efficient data hygiene are forced to become ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to synergize strategically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without portals, you will lack visionary, social-network-based, user-defined re-sizing. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Think virally-distributed. Without turn-key, bleeding-edge e-markets, you will lack user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Sample Company practically invented the term "sexy M&A". We will regenerate our power to embrace without reducing our aptitude to matrix. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. We will revalue our aptitude to engage without decreasing our power to orchestrate. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. We will step up our capability to architect without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We think that most e-business portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Think real-world. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash macro-interactively, you may have to drive vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to engineer. Sample Company is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think customer-defined. Think efficient, visionary. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will deliver the term "visionary". What does the industry jargon "content compliance" really mean? If you architect seamlessly, you may have to architect virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can mesh easily will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Without user communities, you will lack co-branded, reconfigurable solutions. Sample Company has refactored the idea of synergies. Without social networks, you will lack content. We will incentivize the capability of methodologies to expedite. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to exploit proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable branding and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. Without well-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become customer-defined, long-term, end-to-end. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the capacity to transform dynamically. We constantly deploy social-network-based, out-of-the-box, visionary metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will raise our capacity to extend without lessening our capacity to embrace.