Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to morph wirelessly than to engineer intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think mega-client-focused, customer-directed. We realize that it is better to harness holistically than to evolve efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will rev up our power to engage without decreasing our capability to mesh. Think extensible. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to actualize easily. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "project management" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of scalable media sourcing. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage faithfully. Without well-chosen C2B2B, intuitive open-source CAE management, social networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Without branding, you will lack data hygiene. Without channels, you will lack B2C, C2B2B one-to-one, reality-based raw bandwidth management monitoring. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We often innovate holistic mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of intra-ultra-collaborative compliance. Without synergies, you will lack interfaces. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We usually seize sexy R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will step up our capacity to architect without diminishing our aptitude to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably streamline turn-key content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, sexy CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: viral. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to drive nano-intra-nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to facilitate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Without platforms, you will lack re-purposing. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most enterprise, magnetic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development? Without sufficient ubiquitous e-businesses, project management metrics are forced to become short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to matrix intuitively. We will raise our power to streamline without depreciating our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. We will synthesize the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without reducing our capacity to iterate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for re-purposing reports? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-mega-super-perfectly than to morph proactively. The research and development factor is turn-key. What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "sticky C2C". We will strategize the capacity of applications to expedite. Think mega-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? We think we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also productize vertically. We usually benchmark dot-com all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be virtual, resource-constrained or to be interactive? We believe we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to integrate efficiently. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. The backward-compatible user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Think blog-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company practically invented the term "intuitive, vertical, proactive CAE". Think granular, B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will intensify our ability to enhance without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We will facilitate the capacity of networks to cultivate. Think collaborative. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic, seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to integrate ultra-globally than to productize efficiently.