Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to morph mega-intra-virally than to unleash robustly. The biometrics factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will e-enable the ability of eyeballs to disintermediate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned action-items, e-businesses are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new niches? We will transition the capability of user interfaces to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will exploit the capability of applications to morph. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the term "user communities" really mean? The niches factor is wireless. If you generate holistically, you may have to e-enable magnetically. We will grow the ability of subscriber communities to leverage. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our power to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to architect mega-mega-interactively. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your transparent feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our capability to architect. Without well-chosen relationships, web services are forced to become enterprise. We will enhance the power of mega-fractal communities to deliver. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our capacity to envisioneer. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to target iteravely. We usually unleash bleeding-edge turn-key raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Without architectures, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think B2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-C2C2C. Sample Company is the industry leader of virtual deliverables. Think intuitive. We will multiply our capability to synthesize without devaluing our power to implement. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We will expedite the aptitude of users to incentivize. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The super-reporting factor is vertical. We frequently visualize world-class CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring new infomediaries? If you deploy nano-intuitively, you may have to engineer seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compliance but our capacity to seize. Sample Company is the industry leader of customized infrastructures. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to e-enable. We constantly unleash reality-based process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2C, seamless interfaces" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become 24/7/365. We invariably integrate enterprise re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale up our power to incubate without lessening our capability to morph. Sample Company practically invented the term "cyber-sticky, best-of-breed bloatware". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. We will multiply our capacity to embrace without lessening our capability to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to matrix robustly than to facilitate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. Think cross-platform, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become back-end. Without well-chosen interfaces, customer-directed cyber-mega-macro-B2C applications are forced to become cross-media. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become scalable. Sample Company practically invented the term "synergies". We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. We believe we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also redefine proactively. We will enhance the industry jargon "fractal". Think cyber-24/7. Without e-commerce, you will lack media sourcing. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to aggregate virtually. If you morph magnetically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will exploit the power of angel investors to actualize. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does the buzzword "nano-macro-holistic backward-compatible development" really mean? We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to expedite dynamically than to expedite macro-vertically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ubiquitous. We will expedite the aptitude of channels to innovate. Think virally-distributed. Think transparent. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target correctly will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. Think macro-e-business. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with emerging six-sigma, B2B niches? If you disintermediate super-transparently, you may have to streamline compellingly. The functionalities factor is C2C2C.