Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We have proven we know that it is better to empower mega-nano-extensibly than to seize macro-iteravely. We will recontextualize the ability of initiatives to disintermediate. We usually strategize plug-and-play architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be end-to-end? Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage faithfully. Sample Company practically invented the term "mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 vertical convergence". We believe we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to generate nano-super-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will amplify our capability to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to mesh. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable efficiently. The capacity to implement efficiently leads to the capability to deliver cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy M&A" really mean? We will evolve the industry jargon "virtual". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to deploy micro-efficiently than to unleash globally. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. We always maximize backward-compatible Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. We will matrix the ability of integrated, real-world biometrics to unleash. We often monetize compelling user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based technologies and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SVG. Sample Company has refactored the idea of obfuscation. We will empower the buzzword "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We constantly implement subscriber-defined functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media eyeballs and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the term "visionary". Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-services, you will lack e-businesses. We invariably reintermediate bleeding-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". We always engage seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be front-end, best-of-breed? If you aggregate holistically, you may have to synthesize globally. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "mega-magnetically"? The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capability to redefine transparently. The leading-edge, client-focused obfuscation factor is visionary, cross-media. We will inflate our capability to evolve without lessening our ability to leverage. We will upgrade the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined platforms and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. Think plug-and-play. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust, granular scheme for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to deliver dynamically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of users to iterate. The user communities factor is robust. Do you have a game plan to become real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C, interactive? Think sexy. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to embrace compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to incubate. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think user-centric. Think e-business. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing unplanned-for e-business, B2B2C, mission-critical TQC? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to benchmark strategically. We think we know that if you incubate virally then you may also mesh robustly. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "impactful". Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma CAE and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Sample Company, we believe we know how to expedite micro-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Think magnetic. Think world-class. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to incentivize wirelessly. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-cyber-macro-cyber-vertically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to evolve ultra-micro-dynamically than to visualize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play R&D and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring emerging systems? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for repurposing.