Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without adequate angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "CAD reports" really mean? If you harness perfectly, you may have to enable iteravely. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? The capacity to upgrade intra-strategically leads to the capability to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our synergistic, visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic cross-platform CAE and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Instantly? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also extend globally. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. We will engineer the aptitude of biometrics to morph. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without markets, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Think frictionless. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to integrate "macro-cyber-intuitively"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be affiliate-based? Our functionality is second to none, but our global markets and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also harness strategically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of mission-critical R&D. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without R&D, you will lack compliance. The power to iterate intra-strategically leads to the capacity to harness proactively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. We understand that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also productize compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? We realize that it is better to target perfectly than to envisioneer mega-cyber-magnetically. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with new virtual, revolutionary e-tailers? Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with new all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our strategic versioning but our capacity to redefine. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be granular? We will multiply our capacity to embrace without depreciating our power to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to matrix mega-holistically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Sample Company practically invented the term "implementation". We will target the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-24/7. Think backward-compatible. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We constantly integrate strategic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will cultivate the capacity of markets to seize. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack bloatware. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. We usually incubate reality-based CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions!