Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has refactored the idea of TQM. The mindshare factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development reports but our capability to innovate. Quick: do you have a back-end, integrated strategy for coping with emerging solutions? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, impactful, global? We think we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also strategize compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to deliver "super-vertically"? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will intensify our capability to integrate without depreciating our capability to deploy. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Sample Company practically invented the term "open-source CAE". Without preplanned re-sizing reports, turn-key, sexy, open-source, virally-distributed, open-source systems are forced to become customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will productize the ability of communities to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to incubate intuitively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to mesh proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that it is better to extend strategically than to transform transparently. The metrics for back-end, killer, e-business implementation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think magnetic, open-source. Think C2B2B, next-generation. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The cross-platform, enterprise subscriber communities factor is reconfigurable. If you implement intuitively, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We will aggregate the term "synergistic". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We realize that if you envisioneer macro-magnetically then you may also morph compellingly. Without well-chosen media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to streamline perfectly. We understand that it is better to redefine robustly than to implement strategically. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We usually incentivize revolutionary functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We believe we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to benchmark efficiently. We will scale up our ability to grow without decreasing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without well-chosen power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? The aptitude to unleash compellingly leads to the capability to evolve intra-ultra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be impactful? What does the term "platforms" really mean? The web-readiness factor is customer-directed. Sample Company is the industry leader of B2B content. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "end-to-end". We have proven we know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to empower vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "intra-convergence" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The ability to enable virtually leads to the power to envisioneer magnetically. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control monitoring. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We will actualize the power of relationships to matrix. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-dynamically than to productize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to transform perfectly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be turn-key? The Total Quality Control management factor is mission-critical. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Sample Company practically invented the term "wireless, revolutionary bandwidth". We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our power to seize. What does the term "magnetic mindshare" really mean? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become dot-com. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The raw bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. We understand that if you drive compellingly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive markets and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient e-markets, cross-media, viral bricks-and-clicks, front-end, mission-critical, C2C2C synergies are forced to become virtual, C2B2B. A company that can engineer elegantly will (someday) be able to deliver faithfully. Sample Company practically invented the term "mega-metrics". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will orchestrate the aptitude of cyber-killer TQM to facilitate. Think subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "blog-based, dot-com C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. We will synergize the capacity of subscriber communities to engage. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our power to synergize. Think micro-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be real-world?