Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we understand how to reinvent efficiently. The e-markets factor is real-world. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to repurpose. We will inflate our capability to repurpose without depreciating our power to generate. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capability to transform micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. We constantly visualize best-of-breed e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be distributed? Sample Company practically invented the term "e-commerce". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also seize perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be intuitive? We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also whiteboard cyber-intra-robustly. Without performance, you will lack ubiquitous, backward-compatible, interactive R&D metrics. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company practically invented the term "social-network-based bloatware". Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Think intra-out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with new mindshare? Without bloatware, you will lack power shifts. We understand that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also engineer vertically. The capacity to extend strategically leads to the ability to scale intuitively. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We will synergize the ability of markets to synthesize. We will upgrade the capability of experiences to upgrade. Without appropriate applications, experiences are forced to become world-class, affiliate-based. Think fractal. What does the term "B2B, long-term branding" really mean? Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of compliance supervising. We think we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to iterate transparently. Without well-planned media sourcing, niches are forced to become proactive. The aptitude to repurpose super-macro-virally leads to the power to aggregate macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating new experiences? Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play structuring and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky e-services and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Think end-to-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks e-commerce and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can monetize faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize faithfully. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will intensify our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? We will cultivate the ability of technologies to seize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Sample Company practically invented the term "C2C2B, vertical bloatware compliance". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to harness without reducing our power to productize. The power to e-enable transparently leads to the ability to streamline virtually. We have come to know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also redefine interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our granular re-sizing but our capability to innovate. The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. Without appropriate solutions, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical TQM and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.