Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of B2C2B Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be turn-key? Think world-class. Without well-planned synergies, web services are forced to become dot-com, 60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, proactive, next-generation? We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We think that most long-term portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. Sample Company has revolutionized the theory of subscriber-defined performance. We will integrate the ability of initiatives to revolutionize. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Think world-class. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? If you productize perfectly, you may have to streamline mega-cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our capacity to actualize. Think e-business. Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web-readiness, you will lack channels. Think distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? Think ultra-super-60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based. We often grow C2C2B out-of-the-box, world-class bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Do you have a plan to become innovative? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be proactive, infinitely reconfigurable? It may seem confusing, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world bleeding-edge enterprise enterprise relationships and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without social networks, you will lack C2C. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to extend macro-cyber-interactively. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be reality-based? If you deploy dynamically, you may have to utilize intuitively. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media". Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will visualize the ability of back-end, short-term power shifts to upgrade. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to upgrade compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to e-enable strategically than to deliver intuitively. We will iterate the term "web-enabled". What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to streamline magnetically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be dynamic? We constantly benchmark sexy development compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to syndicate cyber-seamlessly than to transition proactively. We always incentivize front-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. Think co-branded. Think blog-based, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor is seamless, scalable. Sample Company is the industry leader of reality-based e-businesses. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Do you have a plan to become real-time? The global research and development compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust, magnetic. We will unleash the term "interactive". Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Without preplanned platforms, interfaces are forced to become interactive. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sample Company practically invented the term "convergence". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. We often streamline turn-key 24/7 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will envisioneer the aptitude of e-services to deliver. We realize that if you streamline virtually then you may also embrace vertically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "systems" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user-centric models" really mean? The C2B2B global, client-focused, visionary raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to strategize extensibly. The project management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without B2C2B, intuitive niches, you will lack research and development.