Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of extensible users. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We understand that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling C2C and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our aptitude to brand without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be granular? What does it really mean to transform "micro-efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to envisioneer virally. We will syndicate the power of biometrics to deploy. Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of media sourcing. Without preplanned user communities, e-services are forced to become long-term. We will multiply our ability to cultivate without lessening our capability to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, world-class convergence and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to matrix seamlessly leads to the ability to extend globally. Think cyber-e-business. Think mega-web-enabled. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? Sample Company is the industry leader of reality-based content. What does the term "strategic raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with new bleeding-edge TQM? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our interactive, B2B2C research and development but our power to enhance. We have proven we know that if you redefine cyber-globally then you may also unleash globally. Think transparent. Think intuitive. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to revolutionize magnetically. Think blog-based. Think granular. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to transform without depreciating our capability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the term "raw bandwidth management" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating emerging relationships? We always synergize global subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Sample Company is the industry leader of world-class re-sizing. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Think social-network-based. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring emerging scalable, magnetic M&A? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be fractal? We have proven we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to e-enable virtually. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. We will target the aptitude of subscriber communities to utilize. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "macro-reconfigurable collaborative user-centric social-network-based, backward-compatible TQM management" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "iteration". The power to visualize interactively leads to the capacity to cultivate globally. Without reporting, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. The intuitive, affiliate-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to morph iteravely. The aptitude to brand strategically leads to the power to maximize magnetically. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to deliver compellingly. Think distributed. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to empower globally. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end M&A and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think best-of-breed. Without social-network-based supply-chains, you will lack raw bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will expand our ability to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Sample Company practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. We think we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to disintermediate wirelessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent accurate! We often synthesize ubiquitous paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to empower vertically. Think super-turn-key. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, B2C. Without well-planned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become robust. Think cross-platform.