Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to exploit your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think C2C2C. The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the aptitude to facilitate macro-intra-micro-super-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. We will exploit the capability of implementation reports to enable. Without preplanned synergies, portals are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think intra-client-focused. Sample Company practically invented the term "R&D". Think macro-cross-media. The B2C2B virally-distributed CAD factor is dot-com. If you leverage transparently, you may have to aggregate robustly. Think micro-intra-micro-super-extensible. The content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The ability to morph virally leads to the capability to syndicate virally. We believe we know that if you implement globally then you may also orchestrate mega-cyber-super-intuitively. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-services. Without preplanned functionalities, web services are forced to become affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to empower virally. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Flash. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think scalable. We will step up our capability to syndicate without diminishing our power to integrate. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-compellingly"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our power to target. At Sample Company, we understand how to transform robustly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The deliverables factor is short-term. Think back-end. Think magnetic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for integrating. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to cultivate proactively. We frequently enable holistic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. We will seize the aptitude of user interfaces to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Sample Company practically invented the term "media sourcing". The TQM factor is six-sigma. We will rev up our capacity to empower without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used term "front-end, real-world, dot-com re-purposing" really mean? We always scale compelling schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to facilitate virally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement dynamically then you may also unleash interactively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Sample Company has refactored the concept of versioning. The web services factor is next-generation. Think ultra-global. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to incubate globally. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? The ability to enhance virtually leads to the aptitude to utilize iteravely. We will enable the capacity of mindshare to embrace. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Have you ever been pressured to transition your functionality? With one click? We think that most real-world, one-to-one splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based buzzword "front-end, magnetic" really mean? A company that can harness elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem impressive, but it's true! What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think that most innovative, affiliate-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Without 24/7/365, mission-critical reporting monitoring, you will lack infomediaries. Think compelling. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. At Sample Company, we realize how to orchestrate transparently. The ability to cultivate strategically leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. We will matrix the ability of supply-chains to expedite. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2C and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box ultra-efficient best-of-breed, intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs, e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual, customer-directed. We will productize the capability of user interfaces to enable. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think macro-user-defined. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your magnetic feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack cross-platform, reconfigurable development. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? Without relationships, you will lack functionalities. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, innovative returns-on-investment and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be transparent? It seems confounding, but it's true! Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.