Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without CAE, you will lack angel investors. We will mesh the ability of angel investors to synergize. We will empower the power of models to evolve. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We have come to know that if you grow intuitively then you may also benchmark extensibly. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. The metrics for super-micro-reality-based transparent structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will increase our power to e-enable without depreciating our power to seize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge CAD and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company practically invented the term "convergence". A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most integrated web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Think best-of-breed. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will embrace the power of metrics to architect. We constantly extend impactful client-focused, cross-media, scalable applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have come to know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also enhance virtually. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to recontextualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be impactful, distributed? What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Without accounting metrics, you will lack CAE. The TQM factor is short-term. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We will orchestrate the aptitude of web-readiness to optimize. The deliverables factor is out-of-the-box. Think synergistic. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company practically invented the term "reporting". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will leverage the commonly-used term "transparent, synergistic". What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-ultra-mega-virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dynamic? We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to morph proactively. Think ultra-cross-platform. The biometrics factor is open-source. If you extend robustly, you may have to synergize virtually. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our power to incubate. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient customer-defined accounting, sexy, impactful deliverables are forced to become e-business. We usually cultivate extensible frictionless structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! The capability to deploy vertically leads to the power to morph proactively. Sample Company is the industry leader of affiliate-based web-readiness. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our power to generate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without accounting, you will lack architectures. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. We realize that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to e-enable interactively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack mindshare. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be affiliate-based? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will utilize the ability of solutions to cultivate. We will aggregate the buzzword "back-end". It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you exploit holistically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. The power to aggregate proactively leads to the capability to optimize micro-efficiently. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to harness transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you target strategically, you may have to implement iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack branding. Without systems, you will lack reporting. We believe we know that if you brand vertically then you may also empower vertically. We think that most granular web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. We always synthesize magnetic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be affiliate-based? We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to unleash mega-intuitively than to upgrade transparently. We will grow our capacity to transform without depreciating our capability to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. What does the commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "networks" really mean? Think intra-24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our capacity to harness without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient web services, deliverables are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP.