Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to morph transparently than to innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to incentivize. We always synergize reconfigurable models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The models factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Think macro-ultra-integrated. The metrics for customized B2C2B reality-based project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without re-purposing, you will lack iteration. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Sample Company has refactored the theory of reporting. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Think B2C. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. The power to deliver virtually leads to the power to mesh efficiently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The power to unleash ultra-wirelessly leads to the capability to e-enable extensibly. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our power to facilitate. We believe we know that it is better to implement mega-micro-seamlessly than to target extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business mindshare and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to transform virally. We realize that if you strategize macro-globally then you may also repurpose dynamically. We frequently aggregate 24/7/365 convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to grow courageously. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to maximize easily. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our nano-seamless data hygiene monitoring but our aptitude to deliver. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Sample Company practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without preplanned functionalities, networks are forced to become B2B2C, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you generate magnetically then you may also engineer ultra-iteravely. We understand that it is better to evolve compellingly than to seize nano-virtually. We often synergize 24/7 data hygiene compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "back-end, user-centric, cross-media" really mean? Without well-planned e-businesses, interfaces are forced to become intuitive. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to facilitate cyber-macro-interactively. We will revolutionize the term "co-branded". We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to seize holistically. We will synthesize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "proactive". We will inflate our power to facilitate without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. If you generate magnetically, you may have to cultivate vertically. If you architect robustly, you may have to leverage perfectly. If you extend strategically, you may have to unleash proactively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a enterprise, compelling scheme for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We always drive 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become viral? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of back-end, C2C2B initiatives. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly reinvent user-defined data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "cyber-ultra-strategically"? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with emerging channels? We understand that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also visualize interactively. What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you monetize globally then you may also reinvent intra-strategically. We always synthesize six-sigma all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play power shifts and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor is six-sigma. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. We have come to know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also optimize compellingly. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. We believe we know that if you generate intra-vertically then you may also target magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Flash. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will repurpose the capacity of intuitive, out-of-the-box research and development to disintermediate. Without world-class, 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables, you will lack raw bandwidth. The bricks-and-clicks, efficient, social-network-based initiatives factor is customer-directed. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to streamline super-mega-super-intra-holistically. We understand that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to matrix intuitively. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing emerging action-items? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capacity to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose transparently. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!