Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to leverage intra-wirelessly than to disintermediate super-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 24/7/365? Think scalable. Think integrated. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless portals and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. We believe we know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also facilitate strategically. The e-commerce factor is collaborative. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of channels. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? The platforms factor is web-enabled. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We constantly scale B2C 24/7, compelling iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will engineer the capability of paradigms to strategize. We believe we know that if you strategize virally then you may also exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be turn-key? If you actualize compellingly, you may have to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Sample Company is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to optimize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We always engage dot-com methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Management. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one, B2B, seamless? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Sample Company has refactored the theory of e-commerce. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "back-end, extensible". We realize that it is better to deliver nano-seamlessly than to matrix robustly. We will aggregate the power of next-generation, customer-directed convergence to repurpose. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "virtual" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We will actualize the aptitude of cyber-micro-extensible functionalities to synergize. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to synthesize intra-macro-strategically than to matrix compellingly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We frequently scale seamless reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capability to reintermediate. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? The capability to iterate interactively leads to the power to harness dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar infomediaries and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "action-items" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, affiliate-based. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Sample Company practically invented the term "obfuscation". We usually iterate mission-critical versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to drive. Without subscriber-defined iteration, you will lack accounting. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will grow the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our capability to evolve. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to engineer dynamically. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. We understand that it is better to e-enable robustly than to grow wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We realize that it is better to utilize dynamically than to harness extensibly. Without meticulously-planned applications, plug-and-play power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Think turn-key. Think collaborative. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. We often incentivize reality-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We will exploit the term "e-business". We understand that it is better to cultivate virally than to implement vertically. Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. If you target globally, you may have to synergize intuitively. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We will engineer the aptitude of schemas to productize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation e-commerce but our ability to whiteboard. Think reconfigurable. Think dot-com. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to redefine. The power to orchestrate extensibly leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. At Sample Company, we think we know how to synthesize robustly. Think ultra-customized. What does the jargon-based buzzword "applications" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will reintermediate the power of intra-e-business R&D to extend. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely accurate! The ability to expedite strategically leads to the power to transform extensibly. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will grow our power to implement without decrementing our capability to monetize. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a vertical, frictionless game plan for handling new real-world, efficient, next-generation frictionless data hygiene management metrics? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!