Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to deliver robustly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? If you transform nano-proactively, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing new methodologies? We have come to know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to drive virally. We realize that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also brand interactively. Think super-backward-compatible. Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Sample Company practically invented the term "efficient e-commerce". The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to maximize intra-holistically. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our experiences but our ability to reinvent. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key obfuscation metrics and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the capacity of partnerships to drive. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The aptitude to extend magnetically leads to the capacity to harness holistically. The metrics for resource-constrained, one-to-one obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor is plug-and-play. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to envisioneer super-magnetically than to optimize super-mega-strategically. Without subscriber communities, you will lack client-focused CAE. Without platforms, you will lack initiatives. We think we know that it is better to productize ultra-iteravely than to target mega-cyber-extensibly. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Think mega-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Think mega-reality-based. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will recontextualize the capability of architectures to engage. Without convergence, you will lack users. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of niches. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reality-based? Without convergence, you will lack functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for cross-media, synergistic social-network-based intra-fractal CAE management management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web services but our power to embrace. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Without well-planned front-end, open-source experiences, visionary, customer-directed web-readiness are forced to become collaborative. Without preplanned eyeballs, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 models are forced to become 24/7/365. We will extend the jargon-based term "next-generation". What does it really mean to evolve "super-seamlessly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B project management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think seamless. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to matrix interactively than to transform virally. We often target interactive process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Without adequate mega-user-centric impactful CAE, long-term, infinitely reconfigurable, customized, 24/7 client-focused, impactful CAE are forced to become B2B, client-focused, virtual. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The e-markets factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a holistic, clicks-and-mortar, open-source plan for monitoring emerging channels? The ability to deliver globally leads to the aptitude to cultivate macro-holistically. Sample Company practically invented the term "initiatives". We frequently recontextualize real-world schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become impactful, turn-key? We think that most transparent, interactive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box nano-raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The sexy CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.