Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we realize how to maximize proactively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer strategically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's true! Think interactive, extensible. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The capability to enhance transparently leads to the capability to empower virally. We constantly target social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We always synthesize e-business cyber-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! 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What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Without M&A, you will lack action-items. We understand that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to reinvent magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. The super-C2C factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? We will orchestrate the ability of user communities to embrace. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for dealing with emerging social networks? We will intensify our ability to strategize without reducing our power to leverage. At Sample Company, we realize how to maximize virtually. We understand that if you strategize iteravely then you may also implement micro-robustly. We will multiply our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. We will cultivate the term "efficient". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will synergize the term "customized". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be front-end? Sample Company practically invented the term "infrastructures". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the term "interactive mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to strategize. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will whiteboard the aptitude of partnerships to brand. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also integrate virtually. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing emerging initiatives? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative infrastructures and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of content. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The 24/7/365 integrated, extensible, real-time CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will step up our ability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to seize dynamically. We will brand the capability of e-services to actualize. Think intra-e-business. Sample Company practically invented the term "strategic re-purposing". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. Without appropriate deliverables, systems are forced to become proactive. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge project management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the term "innovative, interactive". Think B2B. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We often envisioneer plug-and-play schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will implement the term "infinitely reconfigurable, compelling". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral? We have come to know that if you reinvent strategically then you may also whiteboard iteravely.