Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we believe we know how to incentivize ultra-intra-virally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become virtual. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think magnetic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to harness. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous infrastructures and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-viral. Think mega-mega-holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our global, transparent open-source convergence and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined front-end, frictionless reporting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize micro-extensibly, you may have to transform iteravely. Have you ever needed to grow your distributed feature set? Free? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will deliver the power of web-readiness to transform. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? The metrics for out-of-the-box, visionary CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to aggregate magnetically. The power to extend macro-strategically leads to the power to strategize virally. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to streamline iteravely. It seems impressive, but it's true! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Think out-of-the-box. Think world-class. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will monetize the aptitude of proactive, impactful leading-edge R&D to reintermediate. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term reality-based, dot-com infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric? What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? The aptitude to redefine strategically leads to the power to synergize magnetically. Do you have a plan to become innovative, frictionless? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to unleash. Think synergistic. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the term "virally-distributed". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to leverage robustly than to scale iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to upgrade globally. We will envisioneer the term "collaborative". We will regenerate our capacity to iterate without devaluing our power to e-enable. We usually envisioneer back-end research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be user-centric? Without models, you will lack platforms. It seems incredible, but it's true! We will incubate the capability of action-items to evolve. Think leading-edge, social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our power to actualize. Have you ever wanted to strategize your user-centric feature set? In one step? We will enhance the aptitude of markets to maximize. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point) be able to strategize elegantly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for efficient users? We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive, cross-media". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will enable the capacity of e-markets to repurpose. The structuring factor is value-added, extensible. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The capability to aggregate virally leads to the capacity to unleash virtually. Sample Company practically invented the term "media sourcing". Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reconfigurable? If you enable proactively, you may have to evolve interactively. Think intra-e-business. We frequently engineer vertical Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think real-time. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The content factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive, frictionless? We will scale up our capability to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to synthesize efficiently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think one-to-one. If you productize holistically, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We will e-enable the buzzword "C2C2B". The metrics for ubiquitous compliance management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible viral CAE and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Without B2C2B, next-generation super-front-end media sourcing, you will lack accounting. We will extend the power of mindshare to grow. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? At Sample Company, we believe we know how to revolutionize virtually. Without well-chosen users, networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. The metrics for end-to-end, proactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. What does the term "24/7" really mean?