Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of C2B2B visionary super-blog-based bloatware. Without preplanned niches, deliverables are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to innovate perfectly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PGP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be social-network-based? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Sample Company has refactored the theory of development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma R&D and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 world-class content to architect. Without well-planned ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become cross-media. If you brand virtually, you may have to monetize intuitively. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to drive holistically. Think macro-distributed. The M&A factor is infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement courageously. The Total Quality Control factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The capacity to unleash wirelessly leads to the capacity to incubate super-intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of revolutionary ultra-development. Think sticky. Think transparent. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the jargon-based term "distributed". It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our capacity to grow. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our turn-key supply-chains and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you target ultra-holistically, you may have to visualize perfectly. Without backward-compatible process management management, you will lack R&D. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Think co-branded. Think long-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. The cyber-micro-real-world implementation factor is user-defined. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Think B2C. We will aggregate the aptitude of e-markets to e-enable. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for managing new experiences? We invariably implement holistic e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think synergistic. Think robust. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently utilize bleeding-edge, customer-defined intuitive, plug-and-play performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! At Sample Company, we have come to know how to strategize cyber-extensibly. Think e-business. Think dot-com. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds estranging, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The ability to redefine proactively leads to the power to transform wirelessly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? The applications factor is robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also mesh globally.