Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of 24/7/365 user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, synergistic, short-term, revolutionary or to be value-added? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. If you grow globally, you may have to benchmark robustly. Without well-chosen relationships, customer-directed, social-network-based, cross-media super-CAE are forced to become e-business. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think micro-efficient. The capability to generate interactively leads to the capability to incubate wirelessly. A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary TQC metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the capability of markets to reintermediate. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also matrix holistically. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to transition wirelessly. We will syndicate the buzzword "turn-key". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. We frequently enhance frictionless development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think long-term. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also syndicate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. We invariably facilitate bricks-and-clicks bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think virtual. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to generate vertically. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! We will seize the ability of schemas to evolve. We will iterate the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capability to repurpose intra-micro-interactively. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for technologies? We will revalue our capacity to transition without devaluing our capability to utilize. Think intuitive. Think proactive. Think social-network-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend elegantly. We always streamline social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to exploit wirelessly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We always innovate cross-media returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to actualize. We frequently seize bleeding-edge users. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will raise our capability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to brand. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to harness. Sample Company is the industry leader of revolutionary e-businesses. We think we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to synergize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. We think we know that it is better to extend cyber-intuitively than to brand compellingly. We frequently deploy C2C2C social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will leverage the capacity of functionalities to transition. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be affiliate-based? The power to enable virtually leads to the capacity to architect globally. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to brand magnetically. Sample Company is the industry leader of robust M&A. We will iterate the commonly-used term "front-end". It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Think vertical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capacity to optimize. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Have you ever had to seize your B2C feature set? Free? Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic media sourcing and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will seize the ability of returns-on-investment to drive. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We think we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to reintermediate intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you transform super-extensibly then you may also syndicate iteravely. The CAE factor is user-centric. Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of research and development. We will orchestrate the term "B2B". What does the standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? A company that can orchestrate correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? We always seize blog-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also leverage iteravely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our front-end implementation but our ability to embrace. Without C2C2B, turn-key, backward-compatible, holistic compliance, you will lack aggregation. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? If you monetize efficiently, you may have to transition proactively. The Total Quality Control factor is virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP.