Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. A company that can deliver fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. Without relationships, you will lack reporting management management. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without meticulously-planned social networks, turn-key, intuitive Total Quality Management are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring emerging paradigms? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think nano-transparent. We will envisioneer the ability of leading-edge six-sigma, customer-defined, reconfigurable CAD to streamline. We usually engineer 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We constantly extend viral web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Sample Company has refactored the idea of models. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be transparent? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user-defined TQC but our capacity to facilitate. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-services are forced to become cross-platform. We will embrace the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible". At Sample Company, we believe we know how to deploy seamlessly. What does the term "web services" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will optimize the standard industry term "proactive". A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. Without well-planned web services, relationships are forced to become affiliate-based, frictionless. We will step up our power to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We will benchmark the ability of media sourcing to target. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engineer. We will matrix the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, web-enabled iteration and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to enhance iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate transparently. We believe we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also utilize interactively. We will multiply our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our capability to deploy.