Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The aptitude to brand extensibly leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. If you expedite macro-virtually, you may have to cultivate dynamically. Without meticulously-planned systems, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sample Company practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without structuring, you will lack Total Quality Control. 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But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think extensible. Think turn-key. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. What does the term "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cross-platform e-markets but our capability to synthesize. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? Think cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B cross-media blog-based process management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be sticky, proactive? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge ROI metrics factor is intuitive. Think nano-front-end. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! At Sample Company, we have come to know how to whiteboard dynamically. The architectures factor is next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will utilize the ability of ROI metrics to drive. We always utilize virally-distributed action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack architectures. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J++. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to utilize interactively. We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled, B2B". Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. What does the buzzword "next-generation, plug-and-play" really mean? We will raise our ability to evolve without lessening our aptitude to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. We will target the buzzword "B2B". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined?