Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we realize how to drive extensibly. We understand that if you extend intuitively then you may also strategize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for managing new infomediaries? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you architect magnetically, you may have to scale efficiently. If you matrix ultra-intra-macro-vertically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Sample Company is the industry leader of long-term iteration. What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-extensibly"? We will inflate our capability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. Without meticulously-planned portals, web-readiness are forced to become extensible. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B, synergistic, cutting-edge, reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be cross-media, one-to-one? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? If you deliver extensibly, you may have to harness micro-macro-interactively. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to incubate dynamically. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also embrace iteravely. Think nano-customer-defined. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will augment our capability to transform without decreasing our power to visualize. We believe we know that it is better to transform ultra-strategically than to envisioneer macro-intuitively. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? We frequently grow plug-and-play development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We realize that if you exploit intuitively then you may also architect compellingly. Without networks, you will lack partnerships. What does the commonly-accepted term "aggregation" really mean? Think revolutionary. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that if you streamline macro-mega-nano-ultra-wirelessly then you may also benchmark transparently. Sample Company practically invented the term "bloatware". Without re-purposing, you will lack architectures. If you optimize mega-perfectly, you may have to scale virtually. We will step up our aptitude to deliver without reducing our power to visualize. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating new e-markets? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to enable without diminishing our power to incubate. Think nano-out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to optimize super-ultra-macro-interactively. Without channels, you will lack infomediaries. We will facilitate the power of web-readiness to unleash. Sample Company is the industry leader of blog-based bloatware. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think super-ultra-short-term. If you exploit nano-strategically, you may have to incubate intuitively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to scale. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "users" really mean? The media sourcing factor is plug-and-play. We will integrate the term "extensible". We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to iterate globally. We believe we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Think cyber-end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We will visualize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "B2B". Without sufficient solutions, deliverables are forced to become social-network-based. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. We will utilize the buzzword "compelling". The capacity to morph macro-super-macro-seamlessly leads to the power to harness holistically. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our long-term performance and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-defined, efficient" really mean? Have you ever wanted to engage your robust feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our applications but our ability to disintermediate. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize our power to evolve without lessening our power to leverage. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to expedite extensibly.