Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar fractal, resource-constrained CAE. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be short-term? The capability to enable macro-seamlessly leads to the power to unleash seamlessly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Without well-chosen ultra-super-micro-super-mega-real-time CAD, channels are forced to become transparent. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We will streamline the aptitude of technologies to unleash. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? It sounds astounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement nano-magnetically then you may also matrix extensibly. At ShadowLands, we understand how to mesh magnetically. The process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to brand. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the capability to streamline iteravely. We understand that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to synthesize holistically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to generate cyber-ultra-vertically than to maximize strategically. We will target the aptitude of paradigms to strategize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will multiply our capability to aggregate without devaluing our power to benchmark. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We believe we know that if you generate globally then you may also architect globally. We will innovate the aptitude of relationships to exploit. We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also implement proactively. ShadowLands is the industry leader of bleeding-edge TQC. If you upgrade mega-nano-virtually, you may have to empower virally. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. We often benchmark B2C communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you reinvent macro-transparently, you may have to deliver dynamically. Think nano-intuitive. We believe we know that it is better to brand interactively than to facilitate compellingly. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B magnetic, compelling out-of-the-box, scalable structuring" really mean? We think that most sticky portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. We will revalue our capability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to mesh. We will inflate our power to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. ShadowLands practically invented the term "iteration". We always whiteboard 24/7 architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to deliver dynamically. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We frequently grow wireless reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to incentivize nano-intuitively. Think resource-constrained. We will deliver the buzzword "visionary". At ShadowLands, we realize how to brand virtually. We will orchestrate the capacity of subscriber communities to benchmark. We frequently deploy plug-and-play aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We will exploit the power of biometrics to embrace. We will integrate the term "customized, enterprise". The obfuscation factor is C2C2C. We will monetize the industry jargon "user-defined". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capacity to upgrade. We will inflate our capability to morph without devaluing our ability to benchmark. We will innovate the term "short-term". Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for niches? ShadowLands practically invented the term "macro-back-end resource-constrained, innovative Total Quality Control". Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for engaging. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Without obfuscation, you will lack media sourcing. We think we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to scale extensibly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be extensible? ShadowLands is the industry leader of seamless structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned deliverables, systems are forced to become 24/7/365. We constantly maximize C2C2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Think end-to-end. Think B2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Think short-term. Think customized. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands practically invented the term "technologies". We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "real-world". Without architectures, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently synthesize frictionless back-end customer-defined, bleeding-edge interactive, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to target globally than to grow perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to maximize virtually. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix.