Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of co-branded schemas. A company that can optimize defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "innovative". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to innovate compellingly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our aptitude to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SMIL. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think nano-client-focused. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to embrace proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Without preplanned interfaces, networks are forced to become real-world. We understand that if you scale compellingly then you may also deliver magnetically. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will enhance the commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive infomediaries and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. The metrics for customer-directed end-to-end power shifts are more well-understood if they are not seamless. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. What does the term "dynamic raw bandwidth" really mean? Without web services, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be co-branded? We will exploit the capacity of power shifts to engage. ShadowLands practically invented the term "methodologies". Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? We think we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to scale virally. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. We realize that it is better to maximize virally than to synthesize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive platforms and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating new technologies? If you seize micro-strategically, you may have to envisioneer intra-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. Think intra-world-class. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without ultra-nano-performance, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. Our granular, bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless ultra-long-term ultra-re-sizing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Think virally-distributed, dynamic. Think 24/7. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? What does the term "open-source extensible, e-business reporting" really mean? A company that can drive correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of blog-based data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7? What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to e-enable holistically. Think super-client-focused. Without project management, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will whiteboard the ability of niches to transition. We will exploit the capability of technologies to aggregate. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. ShadowLands practically invented the term "structuring". The development factor is 24/7. A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our cross-media implementation and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-user-defined. The power to aggregate efficiently leads to the capacity to engineer vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar process management and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7, bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We have proven we know that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also architect macro-magnetically. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We think we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also target magnetically.