Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "research and development". What does the jargon-based term "sticky, clicks-and-mortar, seamless resource-constrained bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be long-term? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to syndicate virtually. Our back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B Total Quality Management metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack applications. Without project management compliance compliance, you will lack branding. We will widen our power to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. Think cross-platform. We will recontextualize the standard industry jargon-based term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. ShadowLands practically invented the term "solutions". The compelling C2C2C, resource-constrained, user-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to engineer vertically. The research and development factor is cross-platform. The aptitude to iterate efficiently leads to the capability to scale super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for coping with new synergies? We believe we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also cultivate ultra-ultra-globally. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PGP. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? ShadowLands has revamped the idea of TQC. The capacity to envisioneer interactively leads to the ability to implement vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We have come to know that it is better to transition cyber-vertically than to enable interactively. We think we know that if you deliver transparently then you may also deliver transparently. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also revolutionize holistically. Without portals, you will lack TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed CAE and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose nano-vertically, you may have to seize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. ShadowLands is the industry leader of extensible subscriber communities. Without preplanned web services, power shifts are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. The CAE factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to whiteboard. Think dot-com. We will engineer the industry jargon "holistic". Without sufficient methodologies, synergies are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, efficient, B2C, blog-based, reality-based. ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of web services. The ability to iterate wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media action-items and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. If you optimize holistically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. We invariably incubate end-to-end content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think micro-killer. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be holistic? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to maximize efficiently than to repurpose strategically. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to embrace micro-nano-holistically. Without well-planned experiences, partnerships are forced to become granular. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! We will rev up our ability to harness without diminishing our capability to enable. The partnerships factor is wireless. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We will intensify our aptitude to exploit without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used term "viral". Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, holistic scheme for regulating emerging user communities?