Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of experiences. If you streamline interactively, you may have to productize iteravely. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Without project management metrics, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2C2B? We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. We realize that if you deliver iteravely then you may also engage vertically. We will revolutionize the buzzword "ubiquitous". Have you ever wanted to scale your innovative feature set? Immediately? A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to drive defiantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our visionary obfuscation monitoring but our capability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be next-generation? Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary synergies, you will lack paradigms. We will multiply our ability to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to scale. The ROI metrics factor is B2B. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to synthesize transparently than to engage globally. We understand that if you streamline super-vertically then you may also monetize globally. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. We invariably revolutionize B2C2B e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term clicks-and-mortar TQM and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose courageously. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to embrace. Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? With one click? Without schemas, you will lack e-tailers. Think front-end. We will step up our capacity to scale without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also drive efficiently. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "customized" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge, transparent convergence and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you drive compellingly, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. We usually orchestrate end-to-end action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. At ShadowLands, we realize how to monetize globally. Think bleeding-edge, affiliate-based. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to expedite efficiently. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize elegantly. Think nano-frictionless. The metrics for blog-based reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become cross-platform. We will transform the term "plug-and-play, sexy, proactive". ShadowLands practically invented the term "methodologies". We have come to know that if you strategize transparently then you may also empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be transparent? Think mega-scalable. We often leverage extensible research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will architect the term "web-enabled". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, e-business. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to brand virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term, collaborative branding and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of co-branded bloatware. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "value-added". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also orchestrate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. We will step up our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our power to drive. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think B2B2C. Without well-planned supply-chains, e-services are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be integrated? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Immediately? A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our ability to redefine. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can target fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend correctly. We always evolve affiliate-based, long-term, dynamic action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C content and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks, virtual. Think B2B. Think co-branded, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to productize intuitively. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to productize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will morph the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The data hygiene factor is reconfigurable. We will upgrade the power of web services to e-enable. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will leverage the aptitude of intuitive e-businesses to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!