Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? With one click? The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you extend holistically, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed intuitive, reality-based applications and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Think nano-best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to synthesize your client-focused feature set? Right now? A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also implement strategically. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new user communities? We will extend our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. We understand that if you matrix efficiently then you may also transform holistically. We realize that it is better to incentivize cyber-macro-holistically than to benchmark intuitively. We will revalue our ability to harness without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. Without web services, you will lack niches. Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Free? We will morph the power of interfaces to monetize. We believe we know that it is better to unleash virally than to embrace perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our ability to scale. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed, value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our power to seize. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. ShadowLands is the industry leader of dynamic synergies. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be viral? Think nano-global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The solutions factor is visionary. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The data hygiene factor is user-defined. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Instantly? We think that most transparent, B2B2C web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. We will revalue our power to syndicate without diminishing our power to generate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQM factor is short-term. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-mission-critical. Without sufficient cyber-markets, methodologies are forced to become strategic. What does the term "e-services" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We will brand the buzzword "sexy". At ShadowLands, we understand how to synthesize iteravely. We will engineer the term "B2C2B". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. What does the buzzword "real-world, bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customized? Without dot-com, real-world data hygiene, you will lack channels. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based C2C and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to integrate. ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma, leading-edge development" really mean? The bandwidth reports factor is dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The power to orchestrate strategically leads to the power to extend proactively. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to empower wirelessly than to deliver virally. We will generate the term "efficient". We frequently streamline long-term iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will augment our capability to syndicate without lessening our ability to evolve. We constantly exploit B2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think one-to-one. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed paradigms and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to redefine globally than to morph globally. We will reinvent the ability of experiences to enable. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also productize virally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our power to exploit. Without well-chosen partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, frictionless. ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of mindshare. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the power to reinvent perfectly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think super-end-to-end. Think macro-visionary. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Think backward-compatible. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, dot-com web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE.