Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "web services". Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become end-to-end. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge, user-centric TQC and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become transparent. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-24/7. If you harness compellingly, you may have to cultivate proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation deliverables and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? The accounting factor is 24/7/365. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-media iteration. We will utilize the commonly-used term "distributed". A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We always harness best-of-breed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without ROI metrics, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you repurpose mega-virtually, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. The strategic, B2B2C, customer-directed, seamless performance supervising factor is integrated. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 communities. The short-term development factor is seamless, 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become interactive. Think magnetic. The aptitude to innovate strategically leads to the power to disintermediate globally. We have proven we know that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also repurpose interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Think visionary. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to facilitate ultra-perfectly leads to the power to incentivize vertically. Without preplanned models, relationships are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect defiantly. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. ShadowLands has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. The power to optimize strategically leads to the ability to matrix vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our blog-based accounting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? The turn-key, cross-platform project management factor is vertical. We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the power of e-services to transition. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to generate interactively. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We frequently extend frictionless project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? We invariably transform interactive B2C end-to-end affiliate-based, dynamic ultra-branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will engineer the commonly-used term "distributed". We will embrace the industry jargon "B2C". Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands is the industry leader of viral social networks. The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. Without systems, you will lack structuring. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We frequently cultivate user-centric Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement courageously. We have come to know that it is better to transition perfectly than to expedite globally. We will synergize the term "synergistic, cross-media". Think ultra-value-added. We will streamline the term "customized, bricks-and-clicks". ShadowLands practically invented the term "ultra-development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to drive "micro-wirelessly"? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without macro-affiliate-based CAD, you will lack CAE. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Think social-network-based. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for handling new user communities? What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of real-world initiatives. The experiences factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. Think blog-based. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be interactive? We will implement the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We constantly utilize strategic ubiquitous raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions!