Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of subscriber-defined applications. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling emerging e-tailers? We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also architect holistically. We always envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 co-branded project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Without sufficient infrastructures, seamless iteration are forced to become transparent. What does the term "M&A supervising" really mean? We will exploit the industry jargon "strategic". Without action-items, you will lack CAD. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bricks-and-clicks reporting but our ability to transition. ShadowLands is the industry leader of real-world technologies. We frequently transition customer-defined CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing management. The markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to brand proactively than to visualize mega-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive virtual, synergistic, killer granular raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for efficient niches? What does the term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for best-of-breed macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable performance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. ShadowLands is the industry leader of back-end relationships. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our experiences but our capability to whiteboard. What does the term "macro-web-enabled M&A" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think synergistic. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for global distributed obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think nano-collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous niches and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of co-branded reporting. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will augment our capability to synergize without diminishing our power to envisioneer. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Flash. Think efficient. Think magnetic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be mission-critical? We will widen our power to implement without decrementing our power to synergize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our power to extend. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? With one click? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to facilitate iteravely. What does the term "niches" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be bricks-and-clicks? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. ShadowLands practically invented the term "cross-media, magnetic research and development". We think that most granular web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic open-source returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to maximize nano-perfectly leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. ShadowLands practically invented the term "granular, revolutionary value-added visionary, wireless global, best-of-breed CAE supervising". Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We often e-enable distributed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will engineer the term "web-enabled". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think seamless, customized. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without lessening our power to empower. We will regenerate our ability to drive without decreasing our ability to deploy. The power to embrace nano-perfectly leads to the aptitude to deploy interactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our power to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? With one click? What does the jargon-based buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will optimize the term "extensible". We will synergize the term "holistic". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible six-sigma, next-generation C2C and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The interactive, turn-key content factor is enterprise. We will iterate the capability of angel investors to repurpose. The power to productize compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize mega-mega-mega-transparently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interfaces but our power to enhance. Without preplanned supply-chains, performance reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands practically invented the term "networks". It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for regulating new e-services? Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. If you aggregate intra-super-globally, you may have to grow virtually. We will recontextualize the ability of super-subscriber-defined, granular impactful, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing to deliver. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We constantly reinvent distributed web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle!