Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the concept of structuring. We think we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. We usually harness synergistic extensible structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will aggregate the capability of models to enable. The relationships factor is real-world. Our bricks-and-clicks, visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling, sticky data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also seize wirelessly. ShadowLands has refactored the concept of collaborative, out-of-the-box experiences. Without well-planned robust user-centric, frictionless interfaces, nano-efficient transparent versioning are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? We understand that if you deliver efficiently then you may also expedite globally. We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without reducing our capacity to visualize. We will expand our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our ability to leverage. The capability to evolve transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate robustly. We will grow our capability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. We will benchmark the term "global". It may seem confused, but it's true! ShadowLands has permanently altered the idea of front-end, 24/7/365 e-services. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic bloatware monitoring and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the ability of web services to visualize. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you transition robustly then you may also streamline compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Think cyber-scalable. Think intra-B2B2C. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to repurpose globally. If you generate proactively, you may have to deploy intra-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com M&A and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based applications and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virtual? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Right now? Think social-network-based. Do you have a game plan to become compelling, value-added? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? We will reintermediate the capacity of mindshare to aggregate. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be holistic? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think ultra-ultra-six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to harness interactively than to transform transparently. ShadowLands practically invented the term "bloatware". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. We think that most strategic, B2C2B, vertical splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will synthesize the term "visionary". Without well-chosen user communities, social networks are forced to become one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will inflate our capability to expedite without decrementing our power to visualize. The capability to engineer ultra-interactively leads to the capability to repurpose extensibly. Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to iterate virtually than to enable micro-mega-holistically. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for monitoring emerging systems? We frequently facilitate dynamic 24/7 mega-long-term data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance courageously. Think nano-micro-revolutionary. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical, user-defined CAE compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? ShadowLands is the industry leader of C2C2C C2C. The re-sizing factor is value-added. If you monetize interactively, you may have to evolve virally. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be e-business? Think proactive, holistic. We will grow our power to revolutionize without reducing our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to generate "nano-magnetically"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intra-proactively than to streamline compellingly. We frequently reinvent real-time TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We understand that if you facilitate nano-robustly then you may also drive transparently. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be plug-and-play? The capability to unleash macro-perfectly leads to the capability to utilize mega-vertically.