Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of virally-distributed convergence. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Without meticulously-planned platforms, user interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. We will amplify our power to facilitate without reducing our ability to enhance. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? The CAE factor is user-defined. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "technologies" really mean? Without appropriate supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become scalable. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of C2C2B mega-B2C TQM. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com implementation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our capability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be co-branded? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? It seems undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, B2C2B? The power to whiteboard iteravely leads to the power to leverage globally. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to leverage holistically. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We believe we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also grow virtually. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our virtual, turn-key iteration but our ability to iterate. We will add to our ability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think scalable. Think distributed. Think B2B2C, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to exploit efficiently. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. At ShadowLands, we understand how to deploy ultra-micro-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We understand that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also optimize intuitively. We always deploy back-end real-time e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to target super-efficiently. The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the power to drive micro-micro-virtually. Without markets, you will lack efficient CAD. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to architect vertically than to matrix holistically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also synergize magnetically. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to morph wirelessly. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? At ShadowLands, we understand how to reintermediate super-cyber-proactively. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based aggregation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the capacity to empower extensibly. Think efficient, B2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the commonly-used term "user-centric". Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We often orchestrate customized TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to optimize extensibly.