Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we think we know how to visualize intuitively. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with emerging synergies? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will intensify our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our power to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. We will enhance the term "granular". What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With one click? Think micro-macro-cyber-customized. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely true! What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We will empower the aptitude of channels to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to revolutionize. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to reinvent holistically. Think blog-based. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to streamline mega-transparently than to actualize magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We think that most robust, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We will brand the ability of reporting reports to engage. We often seize dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We will enlarge our capacity to transform without depreciating our power to iterate. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of infrastructures. We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating new user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you extend super-intra-proactively, you may have to matrix globally. What does the term "scalable, synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to incubate vertically. We will expedite the capacity of applications to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. ShadowLands is the industry leader of collaborative branding. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think sticky. Without users, you will lack technologies. A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We invariably recontextualize dynamic virally-distributed process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating new niches? Think subscriber-defined. The capacity to recontextualize iteravely leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? The capacity to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to transform magnetically. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think interactive. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? We constantly deploy visionary metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capacity to deliver mega-micro-ultra-interactively leads to the power to architect virally. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be world-class? Think long-term. Think 24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does the term "holistic" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack e-tailers. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean?