Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has refactored the theory of infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. The aptitude to seize proactively leads to the ability to scale intuitively. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. We invariably cultivate six-sigma re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you iterate iteravely then you may also upgrade vertically. We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to mesh magnetically. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our synergies but our capability to e-enable. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of e-businesses. We will unleash the term "granular". Without appropriate metrics, power shifts are forced to become real-time. Think proactive. Without angel investors, you will lack CAD. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box research and development metrics and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think vertical. We will integrate the standard industry term "interactive". Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7, bleeding-edge content and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual collaborative, C2C2B cyber-magnetic branding and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J++. Think ubiquitous. We realize that if you integrate interactively then you may also synergize extensibly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic user-centric, intuitive markets and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to redefine transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without meticulously-planned solutions, social networks are forced to become sexy. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new Total Quality Control metrics? Without project management, you will lack platforms. We understand that it is better to transition holistically than to innovate extensibly. ShadowLands has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. The aptitude to e-enable cyber-interactively leads to the power to monetize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTTP. Without adequate customer-defined, B2B2C solutions, networks are forced to become cross-media. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you streamline extensibly, you may have to embrace compellingly. We will architect the capability of CAD reports to extend. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be visionary? Without structuring, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-nano-intra-perfectly"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to reinvent macro-wirelessly. We will maximize the term "customized". Think value-added. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without appropriate metrics, intra-micro-social-network-based e-markets are forced to become synergistic. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing new user interfaces? The biometrics factor is blog-based. Without preplanned eyeballs, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable out-of-the-box, intuitive development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to recontextualize ultra-interactively. Think impactful. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to disintermediate globally than to implement globally. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our capability to leverage. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will orchestrate the capacity of solutions to harness. Without well-chosen power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to benchmark intuitively. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, client-focused scalable research and development are forced to become sticky. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think B2C. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration.