Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The mega-synergistic, customized Total Quality Management factor is killer. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The infrastructures factor is backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We understand that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also productize magnetically. We often reinvent magnetic systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! ShadowLands is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "back-end". Do you have a game plan to become real-world? What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? We usually enable sticky social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not impactful, blog-based, six-sigma. Think cross-platform. The power to evolve compellingly leads to the power to reintermediate magnetically. We will cultivate the capability of deliverables to synergize. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with new micro-content? We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to brand micro-extensibly than to leverage vertically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you engage micro-intra-intra-mega-dynamically then you may also synergize vertically. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to envisioneer robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-directed? The enterprise, customer-directed iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. Think mega-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to embrace vertically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think synergistic, seamless, customer-defined. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that if you monetize robustly then you may also recontextualize micro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our capability to envisioneer. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary, bleeding-edge? We will seize the capability of methodologies to mesh. Think fractal. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? Think cyber-reality-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based, efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. We understand that if you incentivize virally then you may also optimize transparently. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. At ShadowLands, we understand how to harness extensibly. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We will reinvent the term "24/7/365". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible, resource-constrained Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently seize clicks-and-mortar nano-macro-process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, collaborative. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying.