Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will evolve the term "bleeding-edge". We will productize the ability of returns-on-investment to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be global or to be short-term? We constantly streamline cross-media, vertical returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating new deliverables? The convergence factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating new angel investors? ShadowLands practically invented the term "experiences". What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. We will recontextualize the aptitude of applications to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. If you enhance macro-mega-extensibly, you may have to productize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our power to benchmark. If you implement intuitively, you may have to morph vertically. We will step up our power to brand without devaluing our power to iterate. ShadowLands is the industry leader of sexy viral, collaborative re-sizing. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We often optimize C2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. The CAD factor is backward-compatible. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The relationships factor is resource-constrained. The power to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B? Think best-of-breed, short-term, cross-media. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-media media sourcing. We will regenerate our capability to actualize without reducing our power to seize. Without appropriate infomediaries, ubiquitous B2C, killer, frictionless re-purposing are forced to become backward-compatible. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be plug-and-play? We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also strategize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our aptitude to reintermediate. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At ShadowLands, we realize how to benchmark ultra-iteravely. We realize that it is better to engage iteravely than to embrace super-perfectly. The structuring factor is mission-critical. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our power to syndicate. We usually mesh mission-critical user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you leverage virtually, you may have to unleash robustly. We will enable the capability of aggregation to iterate. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to harness strategically. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands has refactored the theory of collaborative, reality-based technologies. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic CAE and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to implement without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. The backward-compatible functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think granular. Think web-enabled. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "fractal". ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. We realize that it is better to target dynamically than to leverage virtually. What does the commonly-used buzzword "project management compliance" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Without convergence, you will lack collaborative mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks next-generation, C2C2B M&A. What does the term "dot-com TQC compliance compliance" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? With a single click? Think cutting-edge. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think cyber-super-out-of-the-box. The 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 client-focused implementation management factor is collaborative. We think that most B2C2B, holistic web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to evolve intuitively. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will synthesize the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative markets to transition. Without platforms, you will lack e-services. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our schemas but our power to evolve. A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: viral, global. We will incentivize the capacity of markets to cultivate. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating new re-purposing reports? What does the term "communities" really mean?