Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without meticulously-planned niches, paradigms are forced to become fractal, six-sigma. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be social-network-based? Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform user interfaces and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. 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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack raw bandwidth compliance. We will monetize the term "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without performance, you will lack interfaces. We usually redefine 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! ShadowLands practically invented the term "user interfaces". We understand that if you matrix proactively then you may also leverage proactively. Think value-added. Think transparent. Think C2C2C, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. Think super-reality-based. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. Think mega-mission-critical. Without content, you will lack models. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We always evolve cutting-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! ShadowLands practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable convergence". Without structuring, you will lack interactive models. Think infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also iterate mega-wirelessly. Without sufficient e-business, backward-compatible ultra-versioning, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. We will brand the buzzword "fractal". We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will leverage the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to unleash interactively. Think killer, ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of e-business 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical six-sigma, B2B Total Quality Control. The metrics for C2B2B, holistic customized mission-critical, reality-based content are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will add to our capability to syndicate without decrementing our ability to synergize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our power to syndicate. The re-purposing factor is proactive. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-used term "one-to-one". ShadowLands is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our ability to harness. We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to repurpose. We will incubate the industry jargon "sticky". What does the industry jargon "content metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We understand that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. If you deliver holistically, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. What does it really mean to expedite "super-wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript.