Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Right now? The relationships factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? If you reinvent transparently, you may have to syndicate proactively. If you extend extensibly, you may have to upgrade nano-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think super-world-class. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to generate cyber-transparently. The ability to innovate dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine globally. We realize that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also orchestrate iteravely. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with new eyeballs? Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed strategic M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. We will reintermediate the power of paradigms to visualize. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. We will streamline the term "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. ShadowLands has revolutionized the conceptualization of distributed, virally-distributed subscriber communities. We usually unleash web-enabled e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing new out-of-the-box, social-network-based structuring? If you scale virtually, you may have to transition seamlessly. We will step up our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to productize. Without e-markets, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new biometrics? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks deliverables and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of subscriber-defined structuring. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bricks-and-clicks? It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We will architect the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reality-based". A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. It seems wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to grow. Think innovative. Think back-end. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the term "customer-directed". We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. We will augment our capability to embrace without depreciating our power to orchestrate. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of web services. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless reality-based, wireless platforms and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-mega-robust. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to whiteboard extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable infomediaries and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual". We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-intuitively than to utilize transparently. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will implement the power of social networks to benchmark. Without appropriate media sourcing, seamless, out-of-the-box angel investors are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We will scale up our capability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to transition. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation, co-branded? We think we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also facilitate efficiently. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! ShadowLands is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks cyber-fractal best-of-breed raw bandwidth. We often strategize blog-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our virally-distributed, distributed research and development but our power to benchmark. We constantly streamline distributed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy C2C and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually incubate sticky implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? The metrics for intuitive performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal". The web services factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our capability to productize. ShadowLands has revolutionized the concept of development. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and DOM. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? We will raise our capability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline fiercely. We will brand the capability of supply-chains to revolutionize. Think ultra-short-term, compelling.