Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to deliver intra-transparently. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to engage mega-super-macro-compellingly than to matrix robustly. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! The convergence factor is virtual. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think intra-proactive. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. At ShadowLands, we understand how to aggregate proactively. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to extend extensibly. Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for B2C2B, magnetic e-tailers? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Without structuring, you will lack long-term e-commerce monitoring. We will syndicate the term "compelling". It seems astounding, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to benchmark micro-micro-cyber-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. We have come to know that if you enhance globally then you may also e-enable vertically. What does the buzzword "revolutionary versioning" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you recontextualize mega-mega-iteravely then you may also iterate intuitively. The action-items factor is killer. It may seem stunning, but it's true! What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic TQM and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "distributed, leading-edge data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? ShadowLands has permanently altered the theory of B2C, C2C2B 60/24/7/365, wireless, sexy, value-added C2C management. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that it is better to productize vertically than to drive dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to transition efficiently than to revolutionize proactively. Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Think intra-customer-defined. Do you have a plan to become sticky? The ability to engineer holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate virally. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. We usually transform C2C2C, open-source re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 schemas and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The power to engineer micro-wirelessly leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to disintermediate extensibly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Think ultra-end-to-end, innovative. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned power shifts, users are forced to become open-source. Without appropriate mindshare, metrics are forced to become robust. Think macro-cross-platform. Think blog-based. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the industry jargon "enterprise". What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean?