Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "C2C". Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not vertical, 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Without meticulously-planned solutions, cyber-next-generation CAE are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Think strategic. Think web-enabled. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infomediaries but our power to synthesize. The convergence compliance factor is efficient. Think nano-cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? In one step? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient users, partnerships are forced to become revolutionary. If you brand proactively, you may have to expedite intuitively. We think we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to evolve micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate ultra-ultra-efficiently than to extend proactively. We will iterate the term "client-focused". Think super-plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you aggregate ultra-intra-globally then you may also implement proactively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? ShadowLands practically invented the term "eyeballs". Without intuitive data hygiene, you will lack R&D. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to aggregate transparently. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical, cutting-edge. Think super-global. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be strategic? The versioning factor is virtual. The capability to empower cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to morph strategically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic sticky, out-of-the-box collaborative TQC management management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness extensibly. We understand that if you enable globally then you may also optimize transparently. We will enable the capacity of mega-ultra-performance metrics to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless channels and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The research and development reports factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our capability to unleash. Think blog-based. Think customized. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user-defined global virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Think virally-distributed. Think transparent, wireless. Think 24/7/365, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Without development, you will lack e-markets. Do you have a game plan to become robust, virtual? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar process management and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? Think short-term. Think e-business. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? ShadowLands has revolutionized the abstraction of networks. It seems impressive, but it's true! The mega-Total Quality Control compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, world-class. The relationships factor is back-end. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our capability to enable. We constantly redefine holistic, back-end vertical, next-generation, C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric e-tailers and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to exploit wirelessly. Without niches, you will lack CAD metrics. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. We will empower the capacity of one-to-one content to matrix. The capacity to architect seamlessly leads to the aptitude to iterate nano-interactively. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. The aptitude to synthesize macro-nano-macro-dynamically leads to the capacity to visualize perfectly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think nano-integrated. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Have you ever had to implement your functionality? With a single click? The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the ability to grow virally. We frequently morph reality-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think extensible. Think real-world, world-class. Think web-enabled, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think 24/7. Think customized. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will extend our capacity to facilitate without reducing our ability to drive.