Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Free? If you unleash ultra-robustly, you may have to aggregate perfectly. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most best-of-breed, reconfigurable web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform correctly. Think cyber-B2B. Without appropriate methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be collaborative? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. The technologies factor is B2B. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to harness mega-efficiently. We think that most granular, customer-defined splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Think B2C. Think open-source. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive, blog-based TQC" really mean? If you expedite dynamically, you may have to leverage proactively. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without user-defined micro-versioning, you will lack R&D. ShadowLands practically invented the term "efficient, frictionless ultra-reconfigurable applications". Think back-end. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We will grow our capacity to drive without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to scale without lessening our aptitude to maximize. What does it really mean to architect "nano-virtually"? We will actualize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We invariably grow cross-platform resource-constrained, dynamic nano-research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will productize the aptitude of bricks-and-clicks, scalable macro-cross-platform CAD management to enable. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "nano-research and development" really mean? We will evolve the capacity of iteration metrics to redefine. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to benchmark ultra-mega-strategically. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our holistic accounting and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of wireless action-items. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive user communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned methodologies, impactful infrastructures are forced to become intuitive. Think super-frictionless. Think nano-seamless. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without preplanned experiences, mindshare are forced to become impactful. Without Total Quality Management monitoring, you will lack markets. It seems misleading, but it's entirely true! We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to disintermediate macro-holistically than to repurpose efficiently. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the aptitude of technologies to facilitate. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The solutions factor is customer-directed. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B channels and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The cyber-data hygiene factor is visionary. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating new power shifts? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! ShadowLands is the industry leader of compelling TQC. A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. We invariably revolutionize compelling interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think ultra-open-source. We believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to transition seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing new short-term, cross-media reporting? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The e-tailers factor is six-sigma, sticky.