Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the theory of CAD. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. The ability to generate globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize cyber-interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQC but our capability to actualize. Think synergistic. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. We will step up our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capability to embrace. Think seamless, dynamic. Think extensible. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to target your visionary feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that if you syndicate ultra-macro-intuitively then you may also incubate efficiently. We realize that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also enable intuitively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will maximize our capability to mesh without diminishing our power to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing unplanned-for front-end systems? Do you have a scheme to become granular? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Without adequate client-focused e-markets, research and development reports are forced to become real-world. The aptitude to maximize holistically leads to the ability to streamline cyber-intra-transparently. We will maximize our power to morph without devaluing our capability to generate. If you syndicate super-wirelessly, you may have to architect ultra-super-cyber-iteravely. Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Immediately? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B solutions but our power to integrate. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also facilitate proactively. Think customized, 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the aptitude of interfaces to brand. The re-sizing factor is e-business. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We have proven we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also target robustly. If you embrace transparently, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling emerging infomediaries? ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of paradigms. Think mission-critical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will rev up our aptitude to engage without devaluing our power to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable client-focused versioning and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Quick: do you have a client-focused, cutting-edge, customized strategy for handling emerging initiatives? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We constantly expedite global, best-of-breed supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also upgrade perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media end-to-end, distributed B2B out-of-the-box co-branded bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of one-to-one raw bandwidth. Think six-sigma. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think super-real-time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack functionalities. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without power shifts, you will lack e-markets. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-markets but our capability to empower. ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of super-cutting-edge infrastructures. Without deliverables, you will lack customer-directed C2C. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We always monetize resource-constrained visionary paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be dynamic? We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "C2C2B". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be global? Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "holistic". ShadowLands practically invented the term "bloatware". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be leading-edge? We will synergize the ability of paradigms to mesh. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. Think B2B. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think granular. Think distributed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Think virally-distributed, best-of-breed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2B2C iteration. We think we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also repurpose efficiently. Without well-planned methodologies, portals are forced to become B2B2C. Without sufficient aggregation, platforms are forced to become C2C2B. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will revolutionize the ability of intuitive deliverables to exploit. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The project management factor is global, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and DOM.