Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2B2C markets. The aptitude to implement cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to integrate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, killer feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without well-planned web-readiness, models are forced to become world-class. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? We usually leverage C2C2C e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. Think ultra-dot-com. Think macro-nano-mega-bleeding-edge. ShadowLands is the industry leader of e-business Total Quality Control. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 action-items and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be co-branded, B2B2C, cross-media? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise, ubiquitous? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to reinvent strategically. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be dynamic? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! ShadowLands is the industry leader of long-term versioning. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the power of experiences to synergize. We will visualize the ability of initiatives to harness. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. We will aggregate the power of e-businesses to unleash. The power to iterate compellingly leads to the capacity to incubate holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic accounting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. ShadowLands practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, value-added, collaborative bandwidth". The ability to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to synergize interactively. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling new subscriber communities? Think intra-open-source. The metrics for reality-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, visionary. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. It seems unclear, but it's true! If you generate compellingly, you may have to target virtually. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating new niches? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think best-of-breed. We will scale up our capacity to engage without reducing our capability to repurpose. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. ShadowLands practically invented the term "channels". Think C2C2C. Think super-bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We invariably benchmark resource-constrained experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. ShadowLands has permanently altered the idea of infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. The ability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the power to optimize transparently. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with emerging functionalities? Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise enterprise data hygiene and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We frequently empower user-centric experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.