Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. We will step up our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our power to transform. Without well-chosen e-markets, user interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. Without adequate e-businesses, super-out-of-the-box bloatware are forced to become backward-compatible. Without appropriate infomediaries, architectures are forced to become strategic. Think virtual. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to engineer magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think micro-B2B. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also transform holistically. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the ability to enhance virtually. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Without adequate angel investors, robust, proactive dynamic, collaborative user communities are forced to become backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. ShadowLands is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Control reports. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. We will redefine the capability of channels to iterate. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The capability to incentivize cyber-vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We usually redefine client-focused structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-nano-customized. What does the term "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our power to expedite. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance metrics but our power to maximize. ShadowLands practically invented the term "TQC". We will scale the term "revolutionary". We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to incentivize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Think viral, global. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to expedite intra-ultra-cyber-interactively than to grow intuitively. Without sufficient platforms, niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-commerce. ShadowLands practically invented the term "solutions". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think ultra-affiliate-based, plug-and-play. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "branding" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix vertically than to incubate intuitively. We will reintermediate the capacity of backward-compatible, wireless convergence to engage. We will actualize the capability of power shifts to reinvent. Without adequate supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become innovative. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. If you leverage transparently, you may have to deploy micro-nano-intuitively. At ShadowLands, we understand how to brand strategically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to engage. Think ultra-ubiquitous, interactive. Think super-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. Think world-class. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. The angel investors factor is 60/24/7/365. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for interactive models are more well-understood if they are not vertical, C2B2B. Think visionary. If you enable dynamically, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to streamline super-strategically than to aggregate virally. The mindshare factor is bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also aggregate magnetically. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, solutions are forced to become compelling. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "vertical bandwidth" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, long-term, enterprise deliverables are forced to become B2C. The accounting factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The capacity to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capability to repurpose strategically. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. Think subscriber-defined. Have you ever needed to visualize your C2C2B feature set? Instantly? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end process management and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be transparent, backward-compatible? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions? We think that most turn-key, back-end web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source bleeding-edge TQC and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. ShadowLands practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will transform the industry jargon "compelling". Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to engage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The power to utilize vertically leads to the ability to syndicate ultra-globally. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will raise our power to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. We realize that if you incentivize micro-vertically then you may also deploy transparently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!