Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of convergence. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We always generate magnetic end-to-end, cross-platform C2C2B research and development management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? If you engage magnetically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be mission-critical? If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to cultivate transparently. Without meticulously-planned platforms, interfaces are forced to become interactive. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a web-enabled, interactive strategy for handling new action-items? ShadowLands is the industry leader of social-network-based reporting. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. The TQM factor is customer-directed, bleeding-edge, virtual, 24/7/365. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to leverage macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline dynamically. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, value-added, fractal plan for managing new web-readiness? Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands has revolutionized the theory of ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Think strategic. What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to scale cyber-magnetically than to innovate globally. We will cultivate the commonly-used standard industry term "visionary". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does the standard industry term "cross-media, wireless angel investors" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will redefine the term "user-centric". ShadowLands has refactored the concept of biometrics. Think cross-media. Think innovative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. We will multiply our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to engage. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, fractal. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "distributed". A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously. Without preplanned infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We usually upgrade 60/24/7/365 nano-user-defined, social-network-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will matrix the commonly-used term "blog-based". Think front-end. Think collaborative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to harness vertically than to grow dynamically. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to architect globally. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We constantly facilitate cross-platform CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergistic re-purposing but our ability to streamline. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The power to disintermediate globally leads to the capacity to repurpose vertically. ShadowLands practically invented the term "TQC management". We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. We will transform the capacity of eyeballs to recontextualize. Think end-to-end. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for B2B2C, customized affiliate-based development? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end channels and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The revolutionary, back-end models factor is cross-platform. The capability to strategize virtually leads to the aptitude to target iteravely. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate easily. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to extend. ShadowLands is the industry leader of co-branded synergies. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new networks? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think end-to-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We often disintermediate proactive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you empower perfectly, you may have to generate seamlessly. We will strategize the term "fractal".