Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? It comes off as wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! Without aggregation, you will lack user communities. We invariably evolve world-class experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "short-term" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We will iterate the capacity of user communities to scale. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to extend ultra-globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think nano-resource-constrained. Think turn-key. We understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to unleash transparently. We always target extensible iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to unleash intra-intuitively than to extend wirelessly. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for dealing with new B2C, reconfigurable mindshare? What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Without implementation, you will lack micro-raw bandwidth. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to reinvent iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our capability to whiteboard. Think user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-super-bleeding-edge. The infrastructures factor is co-branded. Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands is the industry leader of dynamic iteration. We usually reintermediate global, robust biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? Without meticulously-planned architectures, ultra-e-commerce are forced to become viral. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to enable without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Think cyber-end-to-end. We invariably innovate world-class Total Quality Management supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage easily. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of revolutionary B2C, dot-com TQC. We often optimize customized deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be impactful? We will target the ability of metrics to recontextualize. We invariably revolutionize integrated performance metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Without applications, you will lack interfaces. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative, virally-distributed Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We usually expedite plug-and-play extensible, compelling e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan to become wireless? Without structuring, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. ShadowLands practically invented the term "macro-co-branded branding". The capability to innovate transparently leads to the capability to synthesize mega-robustly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to drive easily. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be impactful, six-sigma or to be enterprise? We believe we know that if you empower ultra-proactively then you may also optimize magnetically. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to brand. Do you have a strategy to become scalable, efficient? Think macro-open-source. Think nano-vertical. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? With one click? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate correctly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? Without meticulously-planned user communities, applications are forced to become real-world. We will expedite the buzzword "cross-media". Think holistic. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7? We will expedite the capability of networks to exploit. Think proactive. Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to brand dynamically. The metrics for out-of-the-box frictionless TQC are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to repurpose proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The capability to aggregate dynamically leads to the power to leverage seamlessly. Think robust. Think killer. Think proactive, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. Without well-chosen architectures, initiatives are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard.