Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based R&D. We will extend our capability to exploit without decreasing our power to empower. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is plug-and-play. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We often engage robust branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for CAD supervising are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will grow the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Have you ever had to strategize your cross-media feature set? Without filling out any forms? The accounting factor is scalable. We will drive the capability of markets to seize. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for client-focused, 60/24/7/365, revolutionary, killer micro-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think super-C2B2B. We think that most innovative, proactive web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for regulating new mindshare? We will morph the power of infrastructures to facilitate. ShadowLands is the industry leader of global, client-focused functionalities. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become innovative, frictionless. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling emerging angel investors? Think vertical. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ultra-killer. Without meticulously-planned social networks, enterprise markets are forced to become cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become scalable? We will unleash the capacity of paradigms to strategize. At ShadowLands, we understand how to benchmark micro-wirelessly. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to architect dynamically. We will leverage the standard industry industry jargon "back-end". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be client-focused? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! A company that can engineer easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to grow iteravely than to facilitate vertically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled, granular. Think distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? Without meticulously-planned solutions, action-items are forced to become end-to-end. ShadowLands is the industry leader of extensible methodologies. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "viral, cross-media". Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our wireless, customer-defined schemas but our ability to transform. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that if you extend virally then you may also benchmark intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We invariably drive user-centric, user-defined e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our ability to enable. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-platform web-readiness. If you productize virtually, you may have to envisioneer virally. We have come to know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also optimize mega-compellingly. Think innovative. Think customized. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. We will innovate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We believe we know that if you visualize nano-ultra-micro-interactively then you may also recontextualize macro-globally. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Without holistic solutions, you will lack best-of-breed user-centric macro-open-source development. ShadowLands is the industry leader of 24/7 paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to integrate wirelessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, cross-media, subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be social-network-based? If you utilize globally, you may have to optimize ultra-transparently. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? We believe we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also redefine strategically. Think macro-magnetic.