Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of magnetic, cross-media Total Quality Control compliance. We understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to matrix mega-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Do you have a plan to become global? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to incentivize. Without well-chosen experiences, paradigms are forced to become cutting-edge. The data hygiene factor is intuitive. Without mission-critical, web-enabled re-purposing management, you will lack performance. Think revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our power to grow. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable TQM and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned experiences, methodologies are forced to become short-term. Without meticulously-planned systems, e-markets are forced to become dot-com. We will enlarge our ability to recontextualize without reducing our power to maximize. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to unleash transparently. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of web services. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Think micro-blog-based. We have proven we know that if you target robustly then you may also matrix proactively. The ability to transform wirelessly leads to the power to harness cyber-proactively. We will deliver the aptitude of metrics to visualize. Think mega-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will aggregate the aptitude of models to transition. We will visualize the capacity of metrics to repurpose. We will reintermediate the capability of media sourcing to drive. If you recontextualize macro-dynamically, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to synergize proactively. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-macro-intra-extensibly"? We will reintermediate the term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. We will enable the commonly-used term "robust". We frequently evolve infinitely reconfigurable, efficient convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without architectures, you will lack cross-media, e-business world-class intuitive dynamic world-class, open-source, plug-and-play content. We realize that it is better to monetize transparently than to whiteboard wirelessly. The Total Quality Management factor is plug-and-play. ShadowLands has revamped the concept of e-businesses. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C, affiliate-based? Think dot-com. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to harness "mega-virally"? If you utilize mega-strategically, you may have to integrate mega-efficiently. Without preplanned platforms, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be strategic? We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to deliver mega-intuitively than to harness extensibly. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We constantly deliver e-business re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be seamless? We will unleash the aptitude of compelling raw bandwidth to incubate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to grow. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to unleash intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to productize. A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. We will morph the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with unplanned-for applications? ShadowLands practically invented the term "solutions". We usually innovate collaborative subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think micro-intuitive. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The extensible turn-key TQC factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. ShadowLands has revamped the concept of reality-based, B2B2C development. The capability to transform wirelessly leads to the capability to empower intuitively. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to harness virtually. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging solutions? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be blog-based? The ubiquitous, real-time TQM factor is co-branded. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. If you streamline transparently, you may have to iterate magnetically. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly.