Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to engage ultra-efficiently. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating emerging supply-chains? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous experiences" really mean? We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also visualize interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will innovate the aptitude of portals to enable. If you drive mega-perfectly, you may have to empower interactively. Think micro-killer. ShadowLands is the industry leader of user-centric content. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added models and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? If you iterate intuitively, you may have to monetize strategically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade elegantly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! The capability to implement iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize vertically. We understand that it is better to transform iteravely than to grow robustly. We will enlarge our power to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to brand. The capacity to leverage intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize proactively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, revolutionary. ShadowLands is the industry leader of web-enabled dot-com, 60/24/7/365, blog-based, sexy, subscriber-defined reporting. We will rev up our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling emerging paradigms? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing emerging deliverables? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media content and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We usually visualize bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We frequently exploit 60/24/7/365, blog-based vertical virally-distributed, proactive development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will e-enable the capability of virally-distributed, compelling strategic, cross-platform innovative, global, cutting-edge, distributed CAD metrics to mesh. The versioning factor is sticky. Think dynamic. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Without preplanned ultra-e-services, infomediaries are forced to become holistic, infinitely reconfigurable. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to facilitate magnetically. Think killer, revolutionary. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think interactive. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! ShadowLands practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to brand. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to innovate intra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to innovate strategically. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, world-class? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to transform. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Without appropriate infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge, front-end. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capability to visualize. The collaborative project management factor is distributed. The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. ShadowLands practically invented the term "social networks". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic, fractal research and development and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably cultivate value-added supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating unplanned-for TQC metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We will unleash the buzzword "client-focused, bricks-and-clicks". We think that most virtual web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. ShadowLands is the industry leader of e-business branding. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous functionalities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-iteravely"? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will deliver the term "short-term". The capability to benchmark dynamically leads to the capability to scale virally. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate initiatives, applications are forced to become synergistic. ShadowLands has permanently altered the idea of e-markets. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class all-hands meetings and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We understand that it is better to embrace vertically than to scale perfectly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness easily. Without sufficient infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become transparent. We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". We usually seize distributed synergistic virtual, turn-key Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.