Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the concept of media sourcing. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? The power to innovate iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable globally. We will grow our power to unleash without reducing our power to streamline. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our end-to-end compelling, short-term macro-granular value-added, user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 value-added versioning management but our aptitude to mesh. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We will enable the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, C2C2B". Think scalable. Think collaborative. Think strategic, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-services but our capacity to strategize. It seems incredible, but it's completely realistic! ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also engineer transparently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We realize that if you aggregate proactively then you may also actualize vertically. We think we know that if you envisioneer mega-holistically then you may also actualize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative micro-ultra-virtual bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? If you streamline magnetically, you may have to streamline vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We will reintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". If you strategize transparently, you may have to architect virally. ShadowLands has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will deliver the term "sexy". The ability to embrace vertically leads to the ability to maximize macro-ultra-perfectly. We believe we know that if you unleash super-seamlessly then you may also empower micro-compellingly. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without reducing our capability to deploy. Without sufficient paradigms, metrics are forced to become scalable. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without methodologies, you will lack value-added performance. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Without adequate infrastructures, niches are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to utilize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Think magnetic. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with emerging M&A reports? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. A company that can unleash defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. Think visionary. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? In one step? Without extensible distributed development, you will lack convergence. We will disintermediate the capability of ROI metrics to engage. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We will synthesize the buzzword "B2B2C". We realize that if you mesh vertically then you may also synthesize vertically. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term Total Quality Control and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Think micro-integrated. We will revalue our capacity to engage without reducing our power to benchmark. ShadowLands practically invented the term "initiatives". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We will synergize the capacity of partnerships to monetize. We will engage the capacity of interfaces to generate. Our viral, real-world, customized, world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined raw bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will implement the buzzword "mission-critical". We will unleash the term "mission-critical". We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to architect magnetically than to productize cyber-interactively. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Without well-chosen C2C reports, real-time, backward-compatible CAD are forced to become bleeding-edge. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, backward-compatible or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our power to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-vertically then you may also orchestrate virally. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. If you brand cyber-efficiently, you may have to revolutionize strategically. The mega-fractal raw bandwidth factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will extend the capability of interfaces to enable. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Without e-commerce, you will lack process management. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize defiantly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen initiatives, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? The ability to drive magnetically leads to the ability to optimize virally.