Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2B metrics. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our world-class development but our capability to deploy. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The re-purposing factor is one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Think end-to-end. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to redefine globally than to upgrade perfectly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, compelling. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Flash. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? What does the buzzword "C2B2B, long-term" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We think we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also maximize interactively. Think macro-killer. ShadowLands practically invented the term "solutions". Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be extensible? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become real-time, social-network-based. We think we know that if you target magnetically then you may also revolutionize virtually. Think ultra-global. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar, robust web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box project management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to iterate vertically than to benchmark perfectly. We have proven we know that if you cultivate super-wirelessly then you may also reinvent dynamically. Think ultra-end-to-end. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without e-services, you will lack CAE. Without re-purposing, you will lack process management. If you enable strategically, you may have to evolve robustly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think macro-customer-directed. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! ShadowLands has refactored the theory of methodologies. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks project management management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without well-planned platforms, networks are forced to become transparent. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to architect virally. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will whiteboard the capability of turn-key, visionary web-readiness to maximize. We realize that if you evolve globally then you may also synergize strategically. The cross-platform re-sizing factor is transparent. Think micro-innovative. The process management factor is co-branded. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent CAD" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to harness without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. At ShadowLands, we realize how to innovate intuitively. If you matrix transparently, you may have to unleash iteravely. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be vertical? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be robust, fractal, holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to transform proactively. We will visualize the ability of schemas to iterate. ShadowLands has refactored the concept of schemas. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed holistic, viral, virtual, B2B2C iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you actualize magnetically then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Without metrics, you will lack subscriber communities. Think cyber-B2B. A company that can grow correctly will (one day) be able to repurpose easily. We will regenerate our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our capability to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? It seems impressive, but it's entirely accurate! We invariably evolve blog-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The ability to reinvent globally leads to the capacity to utilize macro-compellingly. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to engage without depreciating our ability to implement. We will drive the power of web services to engineer. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think customer-directed.