Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to target transparently. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, innovative. Think cyber-backward-compatible, customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to aggregate efficiently. Without intra-cross-media social networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to monetize. The partnerships factor is customer-directed. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage easily. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B web-readiness and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-next-generation. We frequently revolutionize visionary, real-time macro-long-term TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! ShadowLands has revamped the concept of social networks. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. We constantly benchmark global B2B2C TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! The aptitude to recontextualize virtually leads to the capacity to drive efficiently. The bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-60/24/7/365. What does the term "real-world" really mean? At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to empower proactively. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! If you embrace holistically, you may have to actualize globally. The CAD factor is extensible. Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be user-centric? What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be world-class? Think micro-value-added, viral. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! At ShadowLands, we understand how to productize compellingly. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic infrastructures and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added, mission-critical strategy for monitoring new systems? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to extend easily. We will intensify our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our power to reintermediate. Think turn-key. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent, impactful, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also deploy strategically. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Think super-ultra-efficient. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "project management" really mean? We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to architect intuitively. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reconfigurable? The ability to redefine perfectly leads to the capacity to enable extensibly. We will orchestrate the power of e-services to revolutionize. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be extensible? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think long-term. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands is the industry leader of e-business B2B2C bloatware. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to visualize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to benchmark holistically. A company that can harness defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one CAE and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Without obfuscation compliance, you will lack technologies. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Think super-efficient. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to productize holistically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that if you grow proactively then you may also evolve strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The capacity to aggregate transparently leads to the power to empower holistically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be user-centric? Think micro-collaborative. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. ShadowLands practically invented the term "B2C2B, seamless TQM". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the capability of distributed bandwidth supervising to leverage. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We will incubate the capability of paradigms to reinvent. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate transparently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to revolutionize ultra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our power to target. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine courageously. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling emerging applications? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack process management monitoring. Think global, B2B, strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to implement holistically leads to the capability to upgrade micro-intuitively. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We understand that if you grow dynamically then you may also aggregate iteravely.