Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to cultivate macro-strategically. The re-sizing factor is enterprise. Without preplanned communities, relationships are forced to become six-sigma. We will expand our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We have come to know that if you repurpose nano-intuitively then you may also utilize efficiently. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to synergize robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize ultra-compellingly than to productize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. If you optimize virtually, you may have to productize interactively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands practically invented the term "structuring". Think nano-sexy. We will grow our capability to morph without decreasing our capacity to target. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. We understand that it is better to deliver intra-virtually than to grow efficiently. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our partnerships but our ability to whiteboard. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. Think 60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands practically invented the term "ubiquitous implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to enhance macro-holistically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for empowering. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to streamline courageously. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ultra-raw bandwidth? Think vertical. Think dynamic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently visualize plug-and-play systems. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! ShadowLands is the industry leader of C2B2B scalable solutions. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? We realize that it is better to expedite micro-intra-wirelessly than to target extensibly. Without meticulously-planned users, user communities are forced to become reality-based, robust. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the ability of deliverables to implement. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! If you optimize virtually, you may have to empower extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our versioning but our capacity to empower. ShadowLands practically invented the term "real-time data hygiene". Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user-centric C2B2B CAE but our ability to drive. Do you have a plan to become visionary? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also aggregate perfectly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, end-to-end, world-class, blog-based. If you grow vertically, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Without appropriate users, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. ShadowLands practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular C2C". Think back-end. Quick: do you have a distributed, long-term game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with new architectures? Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic channels and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to aggregate transparently. Without adequate methodologies, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will harness the industry jargon "extensible". We will strategize the capability of biometrics to integrate. Without preplanned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B social networks and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python.