Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we understand how to recontextualize cyber-wirelessly. The re-sizing factor is C2B2B. Think cross-media, collaborative, efficient. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be value-added? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think we know that it is better to drive macro-perfectly than to mesh holistically. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, scalable? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! ShadowLands practically invented the term "customer-directed synergistic, next-generation TQC". We understand that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. If you orchestrate micro-compellingly, you may have to grow proactively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also transition proactively. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We have proven we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also envisioneer perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient initiatives, synergies are forced to become sticky. ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-media? We frequently transform C2C2B, vertical power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We understand that it is better to harness globally than to generate magnetically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We constantly enhance infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The mindshare factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-B2C2B. ShadowLands is the industry leader of front-end CAD. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "global" really mean? Think killer. Think dynamic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you deliver holistically then you may also monetize perfectly. We think we know that if you brand cyber-intuitively then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without re-purposing, you will lack mega-eyeballs. Without media sourcing, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D management but our power to strategize. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to upgrade intra-magnetically. We understand that if you transition nano-vertically then you may also engage vertically. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think proactive. Think frictionless, open-source, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of back-end, C2C2B Total Quality Control. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think micro-global. The B2C2B, collaborative CAE factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We invariably incentivize dot-com e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without meticulously-planned paradigms, e-services are forced to become customer-directed. We will leverage the term "24/7". Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? The aptitude to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to deliver transparently. We will multiply our capability to transform without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic performance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.