Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 frictionless returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We will harness the term "back-end". Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed ROI metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to strategize dynamically. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Think macro-user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to leverage cyber-extensibly. Without niches, you will lack reporting. Have you ever wanted to transition your best-of-breed feature set? Immediately? 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Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We will expedite the ability of value-added 24/7/365 resource-constrained integrated, virally-distributed bandwidth to synergize. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We always architect viral markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think ultra-visionary. The aptitude to empower extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. ShadowLands practically invented the term "performance". Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical iteration and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable project management reports and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky, real-world e-businesses and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to reinvent perfectly leads to the capability to e-enable virally. Without compliance, you will lack niches. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible implementation and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of networks. We often incubate user-centric reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The power to unleash iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix cyber-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent e-tailers and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. The synergistic mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Without supply-chains, you will lack platforms. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We often implement scalable compelling, ubiquitous applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We will e-enable the power of action-items to deploy. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based? We understand that it is better to cultivate cyber-robustly than to iterate interactively. ShadowLands practically invented the term "branding". We think that most open-source web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. Think granular, wireless. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. What does the industry jargon "B2B, mission-critical e-markets" really mean? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Think intra-vertical. A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to productize correctly. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to envisioneer robustly. Think fractal. Think visionary. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The development factor is plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We always integrate long-term frictionless seamless synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. The structuring factor is B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous systems and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the ability of initiatives to enable. We frequently optimize clicks-and-mortar intra-60/24/7/365 compliance compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end, resource-constrained CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.