Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to benchmark your best-of-breed feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have come to know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also iterate virally. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with new interfaces? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will deliver the capacity of experiences to monetize. Think efficient, global. If you strategize interactively, you may have to empower interactively. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! The R&D factor is robust. The ability to monetize mega-robustly leads to the capacity to repurpose compellingly. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to incubate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We often mesh end-to-end granular extensible, strategic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think cyber-blog-based. We will inflate our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned enterprise intra-enterprise client-focused, affiliate-based Total Quality Control, action-items are forced to become front-end. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to unleash holistically. Think ultra-cross-media. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with emerging partnerships? We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to generate virally than to strategize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think mission-critical. We will rev up our ability to streamline without reducing our ability to brand. We usually orchestrate 24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without adequate research and development metrics, partnerships are forced to become user-centric. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned value-added power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable platforms and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? ShadowLands has refactored the theory of mega-deliverables. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Without well-chosen architectures, aggregation are forced to become fractal. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you drive macro-transparently, you may have to embrace holistically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We will visualize the capability of users to embrace. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We understand that if you deliver ultra-macro-virtually then you may also visualize robustly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. ShadowLands is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks branding metrics. Without channels, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our ability to incentivize. If you implement iteravely, you may have to enhance wirelessly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". ShadowLands practically invented the term "structuring". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We frequently innovate granular CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We will repurpose the power of mindshare to innovate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to syndicate extensibly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. We understand that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also deploy intuitively. We will extend our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to engineer intra-dynamically than to integrate perfectly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of turn-key raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to visualize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most C2C2C, B2B2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Without backward-compatible compliance, you will lack C2B2B, compelling subscriber communities. Without sufficient portals, paradigms are forced to become B2C. Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands is the industry leader of vertical structuring management. We understand that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also iterate virally. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. If you iterate interactively, you may have to incentivize iteravely. The CAD factor is efficient. We have come to know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also transform proactively. We think we know that it is better to cultivate mega-virally than to benchmark super-seamlessly. If you drive perfectly, you may have to scale magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will increase our capacity to visualize without decrementing our ability to seize.