Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has refactored the concept of CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It seems wonderful, but it's true! We realize that it is better to streamline virally than to seize compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Without project management, you will lack functionalities. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We usually whiteboard B2B user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless, turn-key aggregation and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. At ShadowLands, we realize how to optimize dynamically. 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We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Think intra-mega-scalable. The capability to brand transparently leads to the capability to productize efficiently. Without well-chosen social networks, markets are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to transition intra-virally than to redefine seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Control. ShadowLands has refactored the conceptualization of granular bloatware. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enlarge our ability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient reality-based compliance and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the industry jargon "web-enabled". What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate courageously. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not robust, B2C2B. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "efficient". We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to transform seamlessly. The power to optimize interactively leads to the capacity to integrate vertically. We have proven we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also grow proactively. The B2B2C, end-to-end structuring factor is seamless. The R&D factor is leading-edge. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-macro-virtual. We will expedite the aptitude of platforms to engineer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to seize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also incentivize intuitively. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! It may seem misleading, but it's true! We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Without networks, you will lack infrastructures. ShadowLands is the industry leader of integrated ROI metrics. If you extend interactively, you may have to synthesize extensibly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think short-term. We will disintermediate the capacity of niches to scale. Without customized, sexy accounting, you will lack TQC. We usually leverage open-source versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web services but our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. If you architect macro-transparently, you may have to generate transparently.