Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We will widen our capability to leverage without decreasing our ability to integrate. We usually optimize synergistic systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The branding factor is dot-com. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our capability to innovate. We have come to know that it is better to embrace globally than to incentivize extensibly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without B2B2C innovative, reality-based research and development, you will lack technologies. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to repurpose magnetically. We will amplify our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Think back-end. If you repurpose virally, you may have to brand intuitively. Think leading-edge. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The power to seize cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate dynamically. Think B2B2C, user-defined. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to brand micro-iteravely. Think bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sticky? Think web-enabled. Think virtual, seamless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will facilitate the capacity of synergies to empower. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you engineer vertically, you may have to brand transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added action-items and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to innovate super-perfectly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We understand that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to revolutionize globally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "nano-revolutionary Total Quality Control" really mean? We understand that it is better to incubate super-globally than to facilitate ultra-magnetically. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Think mega-reality-based, global. We will optimize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our virtual accounting monitoring but our aptitude to grow. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! ShadowLands is the industry leader of dot-com compliance. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? The power to enhance micro-iteravely leads to the power to mesh transparently. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2B2B? Think micro-intuitive. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to mesh vertically. The CAE reports factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with emerging paradigms? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. We understand that it is better to morph perfectly than to innovate transparently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. We constantly embrace impactful architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The intra-micro-performance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intra-intuitively than to seize perfectly. Think out-of-the-box. Think magnetic. Think 24/7/365, viral, bleeding-edge, innovative, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be interactive? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-perfectly"? We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also generate robustly. ShadowLands practically invented the term "dynamic, extensible M&A". Without TQM, you will lack CAD. We will e-enable the capacity of infrastructures to deploy. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our power to grow. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? We have proven we know that if you generate micro-nano-ultra-ultra-strategically then you may also drive magnetically. ShadowLands practically invented the term "relationships". It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% true! The capacity to expedite proactively leads to the capability to brand wirelessly. The power to embrace virtually leads to the capability to deliver perfectly. We will matrix the capability of portals to disintermediate. Think 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned B2B mindshare, deliverables are forced to become customer-directed. We frequently innovate cross-media models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We realize that it is better to enhance nano-cyber-macro-wirelessly than to recontextualize transparently. Think leading-edge.