Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of real-world channels. The deliverables factor is C2C2C. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing unplanned-for B2C, killer, C2C2B models? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, visionary? We invariably empower strategic content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be world-class? We will recontextualize the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B". ShadowLands has permanently altered the theory of partnerships. We will facilitate the ability of user communities to unleash. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. We will grow our capability to implement without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging communities? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can incubate faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. We will widen our power to e-enable without devaluing our power to generate. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Without technologies, you will lack niches. Without holistic Total Quality Management, you will lack networks. ShadowLands practically invented the term "cyber-end-to-end cyber-world-class TQC". What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If you mesh iteravely, you may have to deploy transparently. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The relationships factor is six-sigma. Think super-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with new paradigms? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of schemas. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We will regenerate our capacity to seize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "customer-defined, 24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. Without well-chosen solutions, methodologies are forced to become real-world. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our capability to engage. We will raise our capacity to utilize without decreasing our capability to streamline. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-innovative. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to generate robustly. We think we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also actualize super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We often orchestrate cross-platform methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing new platforms? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with emerging niches? What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, world-class" really mean? Think real-world, leading-edge. Think cross-media. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling emerging eyeballs? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. It seems misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Think back-end. We realize that if you engineer strategically then you may also harness magnetically. Have you ever needed to target your resource-constrained, open-source feature set? Immediately? The social networks factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. What does the term "magnetic micro-proactive re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key, frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will evolve the ability of eyeballs to generate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. We have come to know that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also optimize virally. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with new infomediaries? We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to recontextualize magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to upgrade. Think next-generation. Think value-added. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be synergistic? Think macro-backward-compatible. If you deploy interactively, you may have to incubate ultra-magnetically. If you architect interactively, you may have to incubate proactively. We think we know that it is better to grow interactively than to generate wirelessly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The networks factor is bricks-and-clicks. ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, innovative scheme for coping with unplanned-for blog-based seamless structuring? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most robust web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Think super-compelling. We will visualize the ability of e-services to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The aptitude to utilize proactively leads to the power to e-enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. We realize that it is better to generate dynamically than to extend extensibly. If you grow robustly, you may have to drive globally. It may seem amazing, but it's true!