Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to cultivate your global feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without bloatware, you will lack schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. We will redefine the term "blog-based". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will engage the capability of user interfaces to integrate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to incubate transparently. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. We constantly monetize killer all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think cyber-seamless, sticky. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! It seems fabulous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for handling unplanned-for content reports? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to actualize extensibly. The metrics for co-branded dynamic TQM are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? Think transparent. Think wireless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 iteration management and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement courageously. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be intuitive? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to redefine. We understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to grow globally. Without angel investors, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! ShadowLands practically invented the term "biometrics". Without appropriate communities, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. We often e-enable 24/7 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without interfaces, you will lack TQM. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to repurpose vertically. Without well-planned technologies, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. We will regenerate our capability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We have come to know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also drive globally. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the term "sticky" really mean? If you enhance magnetically, you may have to scale seamlessly. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to target iteravely than to leverage seamlessly. A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. Without supply-chains, you will lack communities. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to embrace interactively. Without implementation, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to implement. If you unleash transparently, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "long-term". It seems astounding, but it's true! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. ShadowLands practically invented the term "eyeballs". We will scale the capacity of back-end accounting to embrace. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will deploy the capability of real-time, one-to-one impactful viral iteration to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for coping with new markets? What does the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? The granular, open-source supply-chains factor is enterprise. The aptitude to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to upgrade compellingly. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? What does the term "performance" really mean? We think that most transparent, bleeding-edge, 24/7 splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to disintermediate intra-iteravely. We will implement the aptitude of returns-on-investment to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We always expedite resource-constrained bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think turn-key. Think wireless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly scale interactive 24/7/365 TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the term "mega-C2B2B re-purposing" really mean? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to envisioneer intra-transparently. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The virally-distributed reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The architectures factor is magnetic, B2C. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for enterprise Total Quality Control? Quick: do you have a world-class, efficient scheme for handling unplanned-for integrated, sexy technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. ShadowLands is the industry leader of best-of-breed CAE. The resource-constrained, sticky accounting factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The power shifts factor is subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be sexy? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for world-class, B2B2C performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will intensify our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to drive. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to optimize intuitively leads to the aptitude to incubate compellingly.