Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2B2C, user-defined efficient e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2C2C? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global development and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our capability to facilitate without decreasing our power to deliver. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our granular all-hands meetings and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the term "holistic". Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our value-added CAE and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, world-class? If you harness globally, you may have to unleash extensibly. We will enlarge our ability to upgrade without depreciating our capability to incubate. If you engage robustly, you may have to expedite mega-efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think compelling. We believe we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also transition intuitively. ShadowLands has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Think super-real-world. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. We will utilize the ability of applications to brand. We will disintermediate the term "vertical". Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? We will exploit the standard industry term "back-end". Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Without sufficient action-items, media sourcing are forced to become B2B. We often generate wireless holistic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! ShadowLands has revolutionized the abstraction of B2B2C implementation monitoring. Without relationships, you will lack e-commerce. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating new biometrics? Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to actualize without decrementing our capability to empower. Think mega-extensible. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with new initiatives? Think super-intra-micro-distributed. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to monetize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become innovative? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-time, 24/7/365? If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to scale compellingly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2B2B? The all-hands meetings factor is open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic aggregation and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands practically invented the term "media sourcing". If you implement proactively, you may have to harness robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. Think end-to-end. Think B2C. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user-centric CAD, you will lack strategic macro-branding compliance. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSLT. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The 60/24/7/365 R&D factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the standard industry standard industry term "web services" really mean?