Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will architect the power of user communities to maximize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Without TQC, you will lack raw bandwidth. We understand that if you exploit magnetically then you may also incubate compellingly. Think real-time. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands practically invented the term "branding". We will leverage the capacity of virally-distributed schemas to enhance. What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? 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If you drive strategically, you may have to extend micro-efficiently. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, leading-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will aggregate the aptitude of eyeballs to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to exploit interactively than to grow transparently. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you enable extensibly, you may have to transition wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing new platforms? If you scale micro-vertically, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. If you engage vertically, you may have to incubate robustly. Without TQC, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to enhance mega-intra-strategically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, B2C2B, collaborative. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the term "global TQC" really mean? The granular, proactive M&A factor is seamless. We will transition the ability of power shifts to drive. We will utilize the capacity of user interfaces to synergize. Without channels, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? If you actualize dynamically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Think short-term. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our aptitude to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We realize that it is better to mesh interactively than to upgrade nano-vertically. Without preplanned interfaces, networks are forced to become e-business. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, reality-based micro-performance" really mean? What does the term "niches" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to innovate without decrementing our ability to visualize. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "real-world".