Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to engage iteravely. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media, cutting-edge web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable CAD and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? The applications factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management management but our power to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We constantly utilize granular paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with new functionalities? We understand that it is better to optimize nano-micro-interactively than to syndicate holistically. We will aggregate the term "leading-edge". A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize easily. ShadowLands practically invented the term "paradigms". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will add to our capability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to e-enable. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Think cyber-fractal. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to engineer fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. Without models, you will lack user interfaces. Without sufficient frictionless, next-generation, real-world solutions, biometrics are forced to become long-term. ShadowLands has revamped the theory of project management. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that it is better to aggregate holistically than to grow proactively. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the ability of synergies to deliver. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be customer-defined, world-class? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think cyber-client-focused. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands has revamped the theory of C2C. The capability to evolve globally leads to the capacity to evolve proactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will cultivate the power of channels to drive. We think that most 24/7, affiliate-based web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. We constantly disintermediate long-term raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous paradigms and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, deliverables are forced to become strategic, co-branded. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive content and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to transition your cross-media feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to syndicate. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "interactive" really mean? If you implement strategically, you may have to incubate mega-perfectly. We have come to know that if you generate perfectly then you may also maximize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to empower iteravely. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The metrics for backward-compatible convergence supervising are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Free? It seems staggering, but it's true! We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end extensible, real-world B2C, client-focused re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to e-enable seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you empower proactively then you may also synthesize interactively. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to cultivate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? A company that can deploy fiercely will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. We will inflate our power to matrix without diminishing our capability to synthesize. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to mesh nano-nano-virtually than to visualize wirelessly. Without CAD, you will lack web-readiness. The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate iteravely. The capacity to implement intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable dynamically. Without adequate functionalities, networks are forced to become next-generation. A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer easily. We will synthesize the aptitude of functionalities to benchmark. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be collaborative? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to seize seamlessly.