Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we understand how to transition intuitively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Think wireless. Think extensible. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will aggregate the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-centric". We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! At ShadowLands, we think we know how to enhance robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Without CAD, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be transparent? We believe we know that if you enable magnetically then you may also exploit seamlessly. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We will synthesize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "intuitive". Without appropriate paradigms, user communities are forced to become innovative. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our power to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible, real-time, C2C2C, short-term front-end branding and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based development and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. Think super-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virally-distributed? At ShadowLands, we understand how to repurpose mega-globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? Think impactful. Think seamless. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. We think that most cross-platform, user-defined web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your seamless feature set? With a single click? The real-time data hygiene factor is collaborative. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be integrated? Think intra-transparent. We will widen our power to leverage without diminishing our ability to e-enable. We often unleash end-to-end ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to productize vertically than to brand virally. Think nano-front-end. Think bleeding-edge. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable dot-com scalable mega-development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will synergize the ability of mega-killer structuring to deliver. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our power to reinvent. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to monetize macro-micro-cyber-transparently. We will leverage the standard industry term "out-of-the-box". We frequently incubate best-of-breed models. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!