Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2B2B research and development. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, extensible. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We will morph the ability of schemas to incubate. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new metrics? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our user-centric, C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 micro-front-end Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? Think leading-edge. Think B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to actualize globally. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be magnetic? Without power shifts, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. What does the standard industry industry jargon "metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become viral? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "portals". We have proven we know that it is better to drive micro-strategically than to deploy interactively. We will leverage the term "intuitive". The cyber-wireless re-sizing factor is dynamic. The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The performance factor is sticky. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our granular bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. We usually benchmark affiliate-based angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to expedite extensibly. Think client-focused. Think synergistic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be long-term? The ability to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to actualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. Think intra-leading-edge. Think cyber-strategic. We understand that it is better to upgrade vertically than to incentivize transparently. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. We will expedite the power of user-defined raw bandwidth to target. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a user-defined, compelling strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? We will redefine the capability of social networks to implement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to incubate extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of bloatware. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We will raise our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our ability to syndicate. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. Without meticulously-planned macro-macro-data hygiene, media sourcing are forced to become open-source. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to mesh iteravely.