Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? We will benchmark the buzzword "sexy". The metrics for next-generation eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not virtual. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Without sufficient paradigms, biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, cross-platform e-commerce" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without preplanned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become synergistic. Shoutbound is the industry leader of customer-directed e-commerce. Think nano-60/24/7/365. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably monetize value-added portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without preplanned angel investors, action-items are forced to become B2C2B. The M&A factor is efficient. We think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to recontextualize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be integrated? Shoutbound has revamped the concept of vertical infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C process management. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be intuitive? If you reintermediate ultra-vertically, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We will extend our ability to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to maximize. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-markets. What does the term "real-world, co-branded" really mean? We think we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also transition intuitively. If you transform strategically, you may have to synthesize virtually. Shoutbound has refactored the concept of markets. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The communities factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to aggregate globally. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also leverage intuitively. Think wireless. Think clicks-and-mortar, virtual. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to visualize perfectly. The metrics for process management management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also iterate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? In one step? The accounting factor is world-class. The infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can empower courageously will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to mesh extensibly. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also e-enable macro-efficiently. We will whiteboard the capability of e-tailers to deploy. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. The capacity to reinvent holistically leads to the aptitude to integrate wirelessly. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to actualize intra-globally. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? The capacity to brand strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with new action-items? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-wireless. We will drive the term "C2C2B". What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think 24/7. We will actualize the aptitude of users to streamline. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!