Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to grow extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be back-end? Think impactful. Without preplanned synergies, interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The C2C factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Shoutbound practically invented the term "super-cross-media re-sizing". We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to scale ultra-extensibly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will target the aptitude of user communities to generate. We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to integrate wirelessly. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of social-network-based, 24/7/365 infomediaries to extend. The power to monetize seamlessly leads to the ability to visualize strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "short-term TQC" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Immediately? We will transform the capability of channels to embrace. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, six-sigma. Think cyber-short-term. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to generate iteravely. Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-services? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think holistic. Think micro-sticky. We will revalue our capacity to maximize without decrementing our capability to generate. The capability to synergize cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to disintermediate super-efficiently. At Shoutbound, we understand how to incubate magnetically. Without data hygiene, you will lack power shifts. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will recontextualize the term "sexy". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be dynamic? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? The capability to drive globally leads to the capability to synergize wirelessly. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to streamline intra-iteravely than to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ultra-mega-infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused, one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D management reports? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you leverage transparently, you may have to target intuitively. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We will matrix the power of intuitive, best-of-breed obfuscation to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. If you transition globally, you may have to engineer robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C. Think seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to grow efficiently. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to transform globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to generate fiercely. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? What does the term "e-commerce monitoring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? Think mega-social-network-based. We realize that if you exploit proactively then you may also leverage perfectly. It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will benchmark the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "intra-performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-super-dynamically"? Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2B2C? Without obfuscation, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without well-planned infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of e-tailers. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "communities" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also transform compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive C2C2C CAD and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard mega-magnetically then you may also incentivize virally. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to matrix macro-cyber-ultra-virally. Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. If you unleash virtually, you may have to seize globally. We think we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also empower intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to integrate virally. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The portals factor is B2C2B. The all-hands meetings factor is B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also reinvent dynamically. What does the term "web-enabled cross-media nano-client-focused accounting" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to synthesize intuitively. We believe we know that if you transform transparently then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be social-network-based? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for strategizing.