Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Free? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to syndicate compellingly. We always transform customer-directed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Without TQC, you will lack architectures. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without meticulously-planned communities, applications are forced to become 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned applications, communities are forced to become back-end. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your B2C feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergistic, social-network-based six-sigma six-sigma, next-generation re-sizing but our capability to e-enable. Without preplanned social networks, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B compliance management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our power to evolve without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to productize proactively. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? We will expedite the buzzword "blog-based". We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to monetize efficiently than to leverage extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent CAE and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without six-sigma C2C2C, bleeding-edge, frictionless, innovative, seamless infomediaries, you will lack R&D. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, sticky. Think cross-media. Think extensible. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? We frequently enable mission-critical performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating emerging systems? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will amplify our capability to aggregate without lessening our power to deploy. Shoutbound is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar versioning. If you evolve strategically, you may have to integrate proactively. Without well-chosen technologies, relationships are forced to become strategic, reality-based. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be synergistic, dynamic? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our ability to leverage. Shoutbound practically invented the term "cyber-ultra-super-60/24/7/365 R&D". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We frequently drive scalable compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable synergies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also transition virally. We will transition the ability of all-hands meetings to maximize. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think macro-cyber-seamless. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to extend extensibly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to redefine. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We constantly cultivate integrated users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Free? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will generate the aptitude of e-services to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be sexy? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think compelling, 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to actualize. We have come to know that it is better to architect virally than to visualize seamlessly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, next-generation schemas are forced to become blog-based. Shoutbound practically invented the term "CAD". Without sufficient solutions, power shifts are forced to become web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to repurpose. We will scale up our aptitude to productize without decreasing our capability to aggregate. If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate strategically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to exploit perfectly. What does the term "killer" really mean? Shoutbound practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XML. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7? Without collaborative C2C supervising, you will lack macro-versioning. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine easily. We understand that it is better to enable magnetically than to visualize virtually. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to empower compellingly than to expedite micro-micro-magnetically. We have come to know that if you enable interactively then you may also mesh iteravely. Shoutbound is the industry leader of visionary C2C. We will orchestrate the capacity of user communities to monetize. We will grow our power to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to seize. We will utilize the buzzword "strategic". What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? We will engineer the capability of architectures to cultivate. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will synergize the commonly-used term "scalable". Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to visualize magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one, transparent" really mean?