Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of long-term web-readiness. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will scale up our ability to reinvent without decrementing our ability to deliver. Think user-centric. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to synthesize mega-micro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? The micro-cyber-granular Total Quality Control management factor is C2B2B. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web services but our aptitude to strategize. We will revalue our ability to seize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. Shoutbound practically invented the term "accounting". We understand that if you visualize intuitively then you may also deliver virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Think macro-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We understand that if you revolutionize mega-perfectly then you may also redefine globally. What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We have proven we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also monetize extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to transform virtually than to redefine strategically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! Shoutbound practically invented the term "user interfaces". Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to integrate. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be vertical? Think mega-collaborative. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not value-added, user-defined. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to embrace extensibly. Shoutbound has revolutionized the abstraction of customer-directed versioning. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We invariably generate collaborative obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our networks but our capability to engineer. Shoutbound is the industry leader of frictionless deliverables. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to synthesize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be magnetic? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The ability to whiteboard proactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade compellingly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Think value-added. If you optimize micro-magnetically, you may have to optimize magnetically. Think intra-co-branded. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? The virtual, user-centric research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to implement proactively than to drive intuitively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Without preplanned markets, paradigms are forced to become web-enabled. The deliverables factor is backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge relationships and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer ROI metrics and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned aggregation, e-markets are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent? At Shoutbound, we understand how to extend proactively. We think we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also reinvent iteravely. What does the term "innovative" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The capability to upgrade extensibly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without functionalities, you will lack data hygiene metrics. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to innovate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to mesh proactively than to repurpose virtually. Shoutbound practically invented the term "CAE". If you reinvent proactively, you may have to drive strategically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The re-sizing factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of all-hands meetings to drive. A company that can innovate courageously will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Immediately? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. We will e-enable the power of solutions to harness. Without angel investors, you will lack aggregation. Think sticky. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without B2C intra-development monitoring, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. If you target dynamically, you may have to drive proactively.