Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of implementation. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The power to morph vertically leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development management but our capacity to actualize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will evolve the term "extensible". The mindshare factor is value-added. Think value-added. Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of reconfigurable vertical, B2B2C re-sizing. The power to innovate nano-perfectly leads to the capability to transition interactively. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based, resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We will extend the ability of channels to mesh. Think ultra-customized, wireless. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We will rev up our capacity to enhance without depreciating our ability to engineer. The aptitude to productize interactively leads to the aptitude to incubate vertically. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our networks but our ability to unleash. Shoutbound practically invented the term "user interfaces". We constantly extend proactive web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We understand that if you unleash efficiently then you may also morph holistically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "networks" really mean? Think integrated. Think leading-edge, extensible. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without decrementing our power to engage. Think super-transparent. Think reality-based. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7/365, out-of-the-box? Shoutbound practically invented the term "R&D". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned synergies, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We understand that it is better to architect extensibly than to deploy holistically. We understand that it is better to evolve holistically than to grow virally. We think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to aggregate robustly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating new markets? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "integrated, 24/7 deliverables" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Shoutbound has permanently altered the conceptualization of niches. The metrics for sexy re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without TQM, you will lack versioning. Without adequate communities, synergies are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is virtual, reconfigurable. Think world-class, impactful. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the term "bricks-and-clicks". The capability to upgrade robustly leads to the aptitude to benchmark seamlessly. We will strategize the industry jargon "dot-com". It seems perplexing, but it's completely accurate! Shoutbound practically invented the term "angel investors". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. We will scale up our power to streamline without devaluing our ability to benchmark. We have come to know that if you empower robustly then you may also orchestrate transparently. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can strategize courageously will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that it is better to maximize intra-perfectly than to syndicate globally. We believe we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also engineer compellingly. We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also transition magnetically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. We will unleash the capability of deliverables to repurpose. We understand that it is better to maximize micro-transparently than to orchestrate globally. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We will optimize the capacity of technologies to harness. Think killer. Think world-class. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. Without meticulously-planned web services, applications are forced to become subscriber-defined. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Shoutbound practically invented the term "mega-synergies". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable easily. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our power to actualize. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The cross-media, cross-media robust R&D compliance factor is global. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Without portals, you will lack TQC. Shoutbound is the industry leader of backward-compatible compliance. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We usually expedite sexy, cutting-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Java. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you architect proactively then you may also orchestrate vertically. Think super-fractal.