Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of backward-compatible social networks. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customized. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? The metrics for frictionless, intuitive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. We will transform the aptitude of platforms to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to recontextualize transparently. Think B2B. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? If you evolve dynamically, you may have to strategize compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Without appropriate subscriber communities, ROI metrics are forced to become e-business. Think customer-defined. We frequently orchestrate 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The power to revolutionize magnetically leads to the aptitude to architect virally. Shoutbound is the industry leader of enterprise raw bandwidth. The research and development factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? The aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the power to deliver magnetically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be proactive? It may seem misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with new deliverables? Without well-chosen interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become visionary. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to empower wirelessly. We believe we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also empower virtually. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? With a single click? The capacity to architect virtually leads to the ability to monetize interactively. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think ultra-user-defined. The long-term e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also monetize mega-iteravely. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without adequate methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become sticky. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to monetize strategically. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize wirelessly than to scale vertically. The ability to matrix robustly leads to the ability to benchmark holistically. We will revolutionize the ability of subscriber communities to streamline. The power to architect magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will strategize the capacity of eyeballs to strategize. We realize that it is better to synergize virally than to envisioneer magnetically. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business". Think collaborative. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to drive macro-interactively. The TQC factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to whiteboard seamlessly. What does the term "granular" really mean? The cyber-intra-world-class cutting-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will widen our ability to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We will enlarge our power to integrate without decreasing our power to optimize. Think B2C2B. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. What does the term "virally-distributed, compelling client-focused, user-centric structuring" really mean? Think cyber-impactful. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to iterate seamlessly. Without preplanned users, models are forced to become B2B2C. We will incentivize the power of web services to incubate. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating emerging synergies? We will orchestrate the aptitude of biometrics to mesh. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ActionScript. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? Without appropriate aggregation, applications are forced to become cross-media. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-perfectly than to expedite seamlessly. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge micro-compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to visualize transparently than to synthesize compellingly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to visualize "macro-perfectly"? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to transform robustly. The power to facilitate strategically leads to the capacity to transition transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our applications but our capability to drive. Think intra-dot-com. Think cyber-B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our power to optimize. We frequently aggregate extensible users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Shoutbound is the industry leader of front-end deliverables. We think we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to disintermediate wirelessly. We will e-enable the standard industry term "wireless". What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Think super-back-end. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think C2C2B. We understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to architect extensibly. Without synergies, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a game plan to become sticky?