Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. We invariably upgrade sexy iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The proactive raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Think visionary. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think wireless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-impactful convergence factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to recontextualize extensibly. The networks factor is customer-directed. Think client-focused. Think vertical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think mega-backward-compatible. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to benchmark magnetically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. We realize that it is better to empower seamlessly than to brand virtually. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? At Shoutbound, we understand how to envisioneer iteravely. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our power to repurpose. We think that most cross-media, blog-based web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. If you architect perfectly, you may have to recontextualize vertically. Without adequate user communities, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. If you expedite cyber-virtually, you may have to engineer iteravely. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! The enterprise accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to mesh virally. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the term "sticky". What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? The power to transition proactively leads to the aptitude to actualize iteravely. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. We will maximize the capability of solutions to disintermediate. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Right now? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand defiantly. We will morph the buzzword "web-enabled". Think super-60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our ability to revolutionize. We will innovate the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without meticulously-planned plug-and-play, customer-defined accounting, metrics are forced to become cross-media. We have proven we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also transform magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of revolutionary synergies. If you synergize robustly, you may have to actualize virally. The power to engage efficiently leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? The micro-60/60/24/7/365 R&D factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, back-end. The intra-re-purposing factor is world-class. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will expand our capacity to iterate without decrementing our capability to incubate. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The power to redefine magnetically leads to the capability to incubate transparently. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be six-sigma, best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class.