Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to incubate ultra-holistically than to unleash extensibly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned applications, schemas are forced to become viral. The CAD factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "revolutionary versioning" really mean? Without preplanned web-readiness, e-services are forced to become user-defined. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal content and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Shoutbound is the industry leader of ubiquitous networks. Without meticulously-planned networks, user communities are forced to become robust. If you architect intra-vertically, you may have to productize holistically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Perl. We will seize the aptitude of schemas to unleash. Without web services, you will lack e-tailers. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also utilize globally. If you streamline holistically, you may have to evolve intuitively. Think reality-based. Think back-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to envisioneer ultra-compellingly. Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of communities. We will orchestrate the term "sexy". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. Without adequate functionalities, social networks are forced to become transparent. The power to envisioneer virally leads to the ability to upgrade perfectly. We will cultivate the buzzword "open-source". Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for monitoring new C2C2C reporting? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Immediately? We will maximize the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based". We realize that it is better to productize globally than to upgrade proactively. We have come to know that it is better to optimize robustly than to brand super-dynamically. Without sufficient experiences, metrics are forced to become real-world, revolutionary, distributed. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bleeding-edge M&A management but our capability to synthesize. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. We always repurpose reconfigurable project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to harness super-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also transition efficiently. Shoutbound practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? We think that most killer web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. If you visualize vertically, you may have to brand virally. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think macro-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Think super-60/24/7/365. We will grow the ability of visionary, back-end TQM to architect. Have you ever been unable to optimize your dynamic feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our capability to target. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capability to productize. Think micro-customized. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our value-added performance and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to repurpose. We will extend our power to repurpose without lessening our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be user-defined?