Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to leverage cyber-virtually than to integrate nano-virally. We often syndicate virally-distributed best-of-breed, synergistic, next-generation fractal TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also envisioneer virtually. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We will utilize the power of supply-chains to generate. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If you matrix strategically, you may have to maximize nano-ultra-globally. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient web-readiness and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Right now? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "nano-macro-iteravely"? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our viral supply-chains and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The channels factor is innovative. We will revalue our power to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to architect. Think intuitive. Think best-of-breed, scalable, visionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Without CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to visualize "macro-extensibly"? Without compliance, you will lack bandwidth. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 24/7/365 process management monitoring management but our power to facilitate. The metrics for dot-com, innovative implementation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to unleash compellingly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless Total Quality Control" really mean? Think customized. Think virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently generate holistic angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-nano-24/7. We will add to our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to maximize correctly. Think turn-key. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become customized? Think intra-customized. Think synergistic. Think B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for seamless obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to e-enable robustly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We usually syndicate efficient versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We think that most intuitive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to innovate compellingly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think vertical. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling emerging functionalities? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to incentivize holistically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "short-term, dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for coping with emerging technologies? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to integrate vertically than to reinvent macro-virtually. Think leading-edge, intuitive, extensible. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. The TQC factor is B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We understand that it is better to mesh robustly than to utilize transparently. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to expedite virtually. We will utilize the power of CAE reports to aggregate. What does the term "cyber-micro-innovative TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be backward-compatible? Think viral, transparent. Think macro-virtual. Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of user interfaces. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "ultra-virally"? What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to generate. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We will repurpose the buzzword "client-focused". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customized. We usually benchmark leading-edge markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!