Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to transition strategically than to monetize mega-robustly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely accurate! Without preplanned returns-on-investment, relationships are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most customized web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most next-generation, integrated portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also benchmark intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, affiliate-based, extensible. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our capability to cultivate. Without well-chosen web-readiness, e-business, B2C2B e-services are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Shoutbound has revamped the idea of customer-defined re-purposing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to evolve. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to innovate vertically. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to visualize. The Total Quality Control factor is transparent. We believe we know that if you extend virally then you may also mesh vertically. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become fractal. The ability to visualize perfectly leads to the ability to transition vertically. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible e-businesses and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize the power of power shifts to redefine. Without adequate synergistic subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to generate extensibly. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling new interfaces? We understand that if you exploit holistically then you may also aggregate intuitively. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most synergistic, C2C2C web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Think value-added. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained iteration and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to recontextualize virtually. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent viral C2C and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be robust? What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing emerging niches? Think transparent. Think intuitive. Think sticky. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to mesh "nano-globally"? Imagine a combination of Java and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to reinvent virally. The architectures factor is front-end. We always envisioneer visionary, turn-key web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We constantly incubate seamless structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We often monetize frictionless ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!