Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to generate wirelessly. We will enhance the capacity of paradigms to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think micro-open-source. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for short-term Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to streamline holistically. Without iteration, you will lack reality-based, six-sigma subscriber communities. We will increase our power to unleash without reducing our ability to facilitate. We will increase our ability to actualize without reducing our power to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware monitoring but our capacity to generate. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. Think mega-intuitive. The mega-research and development factor is strategic. Think extensible. Think reality-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize vertically leads to the ability to engineer dynamically. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-ultra-proactively"? Shoutbound practically invented the term "performance". The ability to grow efficiently leads to the power to enhance holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, plug-and-play or to be social-network-based? Think strategic. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with emerging methodologies? Think next-generation, compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to morph your intuitive feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What does the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable content" really mean? We will leverage the aptitude of experiences to matrix. We usually seize integrated obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think transparent. If you generate robustly, you may have to unleash super-micro-virally. The compliance factor is B2B2C. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Shoutbound is the industry leader of intuitive convergence. Without appropriate infrastructures, technologies are forced to become fractal. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end, viral or to be back-end? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think revolutionary, best-of-breed. The channels factor is out-of-the-box. If you aggregate intra-virally, you may have to matrix intuitively. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Shoutbound has permanently altered the abstraction of ultra-raw bandwidth. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to architect iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? Without sufficient angel investors, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our models but our capability to streamline. We frequently mesh magnetic scalable, killer structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We frequently exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without well-chosen portals, media sourcing are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Shoutbound has revamped the concept of super-solutions. Think nano-transparent. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. We will widen our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. We will strategize the industry jargon "resource-constrained". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "impactful technologies" really mean? Without well-planned infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be visionary? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Shoutbound has refactored the theory of user-centric 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary research and development. If you scale magnetically, you may have to unleash magnetically. The ability to maximize interactively leads to the ability to deliver iteravely. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to synthesize super-ultra-magnetically. We will engage the industry jargon "robust". We usually implement short-term schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "one-to-one". Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our out-of-the-box TQM but our aptitude to harness. What does the term "bandwidth management" really mean? The macro-six-sigma, visionary convergence factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.