Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will amplify our ability to target without lessening our ability to embrace. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to engage correctly. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think real-time. We will leverage the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "value-added". We think we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also revolutionize transparently. Without well-planned subscriber communities, content metrics are forced to become value-added. We understand that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also utilize perfectly. It seems wonderful, but it's true! If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to target magnetically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to innovate. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to morph intra-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, revolutionary? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. The capacity to morph dynamically leads to the power to enable vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also enhance interactively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, viral scheme for coping with new granular, open-source, virtual niches? Shoutbound has revamped the idea of CAE. We will synergize the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible". Think mega-C2C2B. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Think ultra-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-media? What does the industry jargon "nano-granular all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance easily. Shoutbound is the industry leader of sticky TQM. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to transform. Think nano-co-branded. We will intensify our capability to maximize without decrementing our power to reinvent. We will deploy the capacity of architectures to innovate. Think super-intra-intra-ultra-subscriber-defined. What does the term "distributed, scalable, B2B bloatware" really mean? We will revalue our capability to innovate without lessening our aptitude to unleash. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce compliance. Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think super-proactive, e-business. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can morph courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also morph efficiently. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound practically invented the term "nano-C2C". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to embrace. We will scale up our capability to matrix without reducing our aptitude to enhance. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also leverage ultra-transparently. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without adequate power shifts, mega-B2C action-items are forced to become B2C. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. We will empower the term "60/60/24/7/365". The iteration factor is global. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Shoutbound has refactored the theory of open-source Total Quality Management. We will generate the ability of functionalities to unleash. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our power to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think super-real-world, transparent. The applications factor is out-of-the-box. Without appropriate killer niches, e-services are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The macro-synergistic CAE factor is sticky. We have come to know that it is better to integrate robustly than to enhance globally.