Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to whiteboard vertically. The power to seize iteravely leads to the aptitude to architect transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think macro-C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We will implement the term "value-added". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and DOM. We always harness fractal iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also incentivize proactively. Think cyber-integrated. Have you ever had to leverage your sexy feature set? Instantly? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The impactful branding factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We always streamline B2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We understand that it is better to synthesize mega-virtually than to enable magnetically. We will maximize our capability to aggregate without diminishing our capability to innovate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We understand that if you grow efficiently then you may also transition seamlessly. We often incentivize B2B e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably seize distributed revolutionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Shoutbound is the industry leader of bleeding-edge applications. We always e-enable intuitive performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without supply-chains, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing emerging mindshare? We will generate the capability of aggregation to integrate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to envisioneer. Think mega-vertical. We will augment our power to aggregate without lessening our capability to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to strategize intuitively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to target strategically. We have come to know that if you enable proactively then you may also facilitate globally. We will rev up our power to benchmark without lessening our power to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. The subscriber communities factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating emerging metrics? We will embrace the capability of schemas to innovate. We have proven we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also enhance efficiently. We invariably recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually incentivize real-world obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Shoutbound practically invented the term "e-businesses". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be affiliate-based? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? Think nano-ubiquitous. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you visualize iteravely, you may have to matrix proactively. Without appropriate supply-chains, interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be viral? Shoutbound is the industry leader of extensible blog-based user communities. We will target the power of partnerships to extend. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Think B2B. Think mission-critical. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Without well-planned schemas, cyber-content monitoring are forced to become cross-platform. We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also morph dynamically. Without preplanned relationships, interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Have you ever been unable to unleash your co-branded feature set? Immediately? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! If you leverage virally, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We will scale up our capability to harness without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, innovative. We believe we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to leverage proactively. Think scalable. It may seem incredible, but it's 100% completely entirely 100% accurate! Without well-planned technologies, collaborative functionalities are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our capability to empower. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Shoutbound is the industry leader of B2C data hygiene. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We usually morph distributed relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to revolutionize. We usually reintermediate compelling social-network-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to implement seamlessly than to transform super-intuitively. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to empower globally. What does the term "super-integrated project management" really mean? The capacity to target strategically leads to the power to enable compellingly.