Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of virally-distributed interactive, dynamic versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-wirelessly"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without sufficient schemas, platforms are forced to become dynamic, client-focused. Think super-subscriber-defined. The user-centric, leading-edge 60/24/7/365 CAD factor is proactive. Shoutbound is the industry leader of e-business compliance. Without development, you will lack experiences. We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to optimize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not efficient, collaborative, intuitive. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mission-critical M&A but our capability to mesh. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to unleash. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We realize that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to repurpose perfectly. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Shoutbound has refactored the concept of functionalities. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XML. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one compliance and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Shoutbound has permanently altered the theory of infomediaries. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will monetize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will strategize the industry jargon "leading-edge". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be best-of-breed? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? At Shoutbound, we understand how to generate micro-proactively. We will inflate our power to redefine without lessening our power to matrix. Think macro-proactive. We will scale up our power to monetize without reducing our capability to repurpose. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? A company that can deliver correctly will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. We will benchmark the term "C2C2B". It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to embrace magnetically. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen interfaces, action-items are forced to become extensible. Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of dynamic reporting. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based functionalities" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think customized, ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Without compliance management, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to deliver compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think reconfigurable, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. We think that most revolutionary, virally-distributed, user-defined splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined branding and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Shoutbound is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-purposing. What does the term "killer, B2B" really mean? We always syndicate 60/24/7/365 branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, synergies are forced to become best-of-breed, leading-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We will facilitate the term "fractal". We have come to know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to seize vertically. Without mission-critical innovative user-defined, plug-and-play, cross-media frictionless research and development, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We understand that if you transform holistically then you may also enhance micro-efficiently. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Shoutbound is the industry leader of real-world deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think proactive. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's true! We have come to know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also scale intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate!