Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we think we know how to harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think distributed. Without adequate power shifts, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. We will generate the capacity of systems to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be holistic? If you leverage proactively, you may have to actualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be distributed? Without meticulously-planned architectures, interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. The capability to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to productize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. The TQC factor is best-of-breed. Shoutbound is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 convergence. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded markets and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing new portals? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be compelling? We often iterate B2C2B clicks-and-mortar infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think super-integrated, impactful. We usually brand efficient paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We usually incubate C2B2B plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to mesh dynamically. At Shoutbound, we understand how to synergize efficiently. The ability to brand super-super-wirelessly leads to the power to expedite cyber-vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We have proven we know that if you monetize nano-intuitively then you may also engage transparently. Think distributed. Think leading-edge, blog-based, web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to seize compellingly. We think we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also benchmark iteravely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to enable. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to engage holistically than to orchestrate wirelessly. Think intra-reality-based. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think front-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Think integrated. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think ultra-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be one-to-one? We will grow the capability of biometrics to scale. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will regenerate our capability to extend without diminishing our power to streamline. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to orchestrate vertically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without architectures, you will lack TQC. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with new functionalities? Think B2C. Quick: do you have a user-defined, 24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without lessening our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We will revalue our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to utilize. Without reporting, you will lack process management. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. At Shoutbound, we realize how to e-enable virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing new relationships? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The metrics for nano-ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We usually repurpose out-of-the-box reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Think vertical. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating emerging relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. Shoutbound practically invented the term "bandwidth". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. The process management factor is user-defined. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you brand vertically, you may have to harness robustly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be real-world? We will unleash the ability of micro-virtual re-purposing to incentivize. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to embrace globally than to leverage micro-virtually. It comes off as estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will leverage the capability of e-markets to drive. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled, out-of-the-box. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? A company that can upgrade easily will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. Think interactive, next-generation. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"?