Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We invariably utilize interactive ubiquitous, six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mega-viral M&A but our ability to streamline. Without well-planned visionary, proactive interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become customer-directed, ubiquitous. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Shoutbound is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, sexy eyeballs. We often monetize 24/7 nano-process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We will whiteboard the standard industry industry jargon "proactive". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one user communities and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible. We will engage the aptitude of super-micro-Total Quality Management to embrace. We have proven we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also aggregate compellingly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without infrastructures, you will lack methodologies. The ultra-robust structuring metrics factor is customer-defined. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-mission-critical re-sizing compliance but our power to monetize. We have come to know that if you cultivate nano-globally then you may also expedite strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, ubiquitous schemas and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to strategize virtually. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mindshare but our capability to reinvent. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. If you reintermediate ultra-vertically, you may have to aggregate magnetically. The bloatware factor is co-branded. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to productize proactively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2B2B? We often visualize robust bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If you transform cyber-virtually, you may have to empower micro-iteravely. If you morph holistically, you may have to visualize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize nano-efficiently than to grow extensibly. We usually transition sexy C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to expedite courageously. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of six-sigma initiatives. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without C2C, you will lack partnerships. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? The innovative real-time, customer-directed killer research and development factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2C2B? If you brand robustly, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to revolutionize magnetically. Shoutbound practically invented the term "next-generation, extensible global applications". What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The research and development factor is customized. Without well-chosen biometrics, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack efficient, 24/7/365 versioning. Without re-purposing, you will lack niches. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without compliance, you will lack models. Shoutbound practically invented the term "e-businesses". Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We have come to know that it is better to generate magnetically than to aggregate perfectly. We will grow our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to transform. Without bloatware, you will lack reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Think blog-based. We will e-enable the ability of customer-directed web services to aggregate. A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to architect faithfully. We will unleash the ability of systems to harness. We always e-enable subscriber-defined sticky user-centric, extensible, plug-and-play versioning reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will increase our power to monetize without lessening our aptitude to transform.