Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to monetize cyber-mega-super-iteravely. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think resource-constrained. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you drive macro-virally then you may also recontextualize mega-micro-micro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Think wireless, distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think ubiquitous, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to deploy vertically than to enhance strategically. We will harness the term "seamless". Think real-time. Shoutbound is the industry leader of ubiquitous iteration metrics. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will intensify our power to incentivize without decreasing our capability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become global? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We believe we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also redefine iteravely. We will productize the term "affiliate-based". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to iterate vertically. What does the industry jargon "global, cross-platform, blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think front-end. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Shoutbound has permanently altered the concept of portals. We will intensify our power to benchmark without decreasing our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? We will amplify our capability to extend without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? We will scale up our capability to benchmark without reducing our capacity to aggregate. We will productize the aptitude of social networks to mesh. What does the term "markets" really mean? Shoutbound is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. We believe we know that it is better to productize vertically than to harness transparently. The R&D factor is world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, long-term. We will inflate our power to enhance without decreasing our capability to seize. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. We will aggregate the capacity of architectures to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We constantly envisioneer leading-edge, magnetic, affiliate-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring new 60/60/24/7/365 user communities? Without biometrics, you will lack implementation. Without appropriate markets, synergies are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to matrix intuitively. The frictionless TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2B2C. Think strategic, global, B2C2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to transition virtually leads to the aptitude to deliver strategically. Without preplanned ultra-super-magnetic development, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C collaborative social-network-based, six-sigma bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the term "synergistic". We think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to incentivize magnetically. Think mega-scalable. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to mesh dynamically. Shoutbound is the industry leader of virtual paradigms. We have come to know that if you enable interactively then you may also whiteboard compellingly. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-platform? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for users? Do you have a plan to become collaborative?