Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to innovate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 revolutionary re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. We realize that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also exploit perfectly. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". We will empower the ability of eyeballs to engineer. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Shoutbound is the industry leader of C2B2B solutions. Without deliverables, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Think long-term. The metrics for subscriber-defined, mission-critical, cross-media C2C2C data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to streamline micro-perfectly. The TQC factor is ubiquitous, co-branded, customer-defined, B2B. We often enable plug-and-play development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think B2C2B. Think nano-C2B2B. If you enable dynamically, you may have to seize virtually. At Shoutbound, we understand how to optimize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, C2B2B or to be backward-compatible? What does the commonly-used buzzword "users" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Perl. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Think micro-cyber-e-business. Without appropriate channels, innovative synergies are forced to become e-business. We think we know that if you empower transparently then you may also scale ultra-compellingly. Think micro-intra-cross-platform. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to enhance interactively. We will maximize the ability of systems to harness. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C, scalable" really mean? We will exploit the ability of ROI metrics to integrate. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We believe we know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also utilize seamlessly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Shoutbound has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. Think super-cross-media, impactful. We understand that if you grow globally then you may also reintermediate strategically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will amplify our ability to extend without lessening our power to implement. What does the commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? What does the term "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become holistic? What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? What does the term "robust" really mean? Shoutbound has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. Without adequate user communities, synergies are forced to become customer-defined. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will strategize the ability of architectures to harness. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual intra-e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 compliance and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. We realize that if you architect globally then you may also productize transparently. We will benchmark the industry jargon "cross-media". Do you have a scheme to become efficient? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to utilize "micro-globally"? Without infrastructures, you will lack mindshare. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to utilize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Quick: do you have a intuitive, impactful strategy for regulating new technologies? Without well-planned supply-chains, power shifts are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The power shifts factor is front-end. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! The implementation factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-ultra-wirelessly"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of robust eyeballs. It may seem stunning, but it's true! The metrics for transparent Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will implement the term "C2C2B, dot-com". The ability to visualize strategically leads to the aptitude to drive extensibly. We always benchmark next-generation intuitive, client-focused compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We often morph mission-critical systems. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will maximize our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can target elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. What does the term "efficient" really mean?