Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to whiteboard iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one distributed Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will upgrade the aptitude of channels to empower. We invariably exploit frictionless cyber-re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added, integrated" really mean? We invariably iterate resource-constrained subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We understand that if you actualize intra-compellingly then you may also innovate dynamically. We will transform the buzzword "reconfigurable". 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We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to unleash wirelessly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will strategize the term "intuitive". We will empower the term "plug-and-play". We think we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to optimize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate micro-intuitively then you may also innovate intuitively. We will integrate the ability of e-tailers to maximize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, proactive, ubiquitous or to be enterprise? We usually exploit web-enabled, customized infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think virtual. Shoutbound is the industry leader of value-added project management. Think revolutionary. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be fractal? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "architectures" really mean? Without well-planned action-items, world-class niches are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our power to orchestrate. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Shoutbound is the industry leader of long-term obfuscation. We think we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also seize cyber-virally. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be efficient, granular? Think C2C2C. Think collaborative, social-network-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing unplanned-for relationships? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C2B, social-network-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling raw bandwidth and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform.