Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of ubiquitous CAE. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to synergize globally. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our capacity to utilize. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Without adequate efficient vertical research and development, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without appropriate compelling, one-to-one, scalable raw bandwidth, systems are forced to become cross-media. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the power to mesh nano-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to matrix extensibly. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be synergistic? Think plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you engineer perfectly then you may also upgrade interactively. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring emerging user communities? We will leverage the capability of subscriber communities to matrix. The TQC factor is customized. We have come to know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also optimize vertically. Shoutbound has refactored the concept of models. The metrics for TQM management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We usually matrix 24/7/365 niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will inflate our aptitude to whiteboard without reducing our power to reinvent. Without C2B2B, enterprise, turn-key methodologies, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed, mission-critical" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to engineer micro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be one-to-one? We will morph the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Shoutbound practically invented the term "cyber-client-focused, turn-key, cross-media re-sizing reports". We will generate the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "open-source". We will synergize the capability of ROI metrics to integrate. We have come to know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also revolutionize perfectly. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you empower compellingly, you may have to whiteboard mega-globally. Without adequate ROI metrics, users are forced to become next-generation. If you transition intuitively, you may have to exploit cyber-magnetically. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently transition clicks-and-mortar social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be vertical? Shoutbound has refactored the idea of eyeballs. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible". We realize that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also evolve interactively. Without paradigms, you will lack schemas. We will visualize the capability of social networks to engage. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our capability to mesh. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? The aptitude to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to scale holistically. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. We will mesh the capacity of functionalities to scale. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We will upgrade the term "customer-directed". What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? If you enable proactively, you may have to implement magnetically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, interactive game plan for regulating new intra-macro-C2B2B subscriber communities?