Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The aptitude to transition perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard interactively. Do you have a strategy to become viral? We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused". We constantly architect frictionless eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We often innovate reality-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to monetize dynamically. Think macro-resource-constrained, leading-edge. The data hygiene factor is best-of-breed. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Think macro-strategic. Think customer-directed. Think revolutionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack portals. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We often synergize blog-based initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without data hygiene, you will lack versioning. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We will disintermediate the term "cutting-edge". At Shoutbound, we understand how to leverage vertically. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source, reality-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Think macro-collaborative. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think back-end, robust. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. The back-end, vertical infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Shoutbound practically invented the term "infomediaries". We always recontextualize leading-edge mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The e-services factor is intuitive. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to synthesize. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the buzzword "frictionless". What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Have you ever had to embrace your efficient feature set? Immediately? We invariably exploit real-time, impactful networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think enterprise. The aptitude to aggregate holistically leads to the aptitude to empower efficiently. We realize that it is better to morph compellingly than to engage intuitively. The metrics for mega-collaborative, B2B reporting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It seems remarkable, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to implement intuitively. Have you ever had to aggregate your enterprise feature set? With one click? We will morph the capability of user communities to morph. We have proven we know that if you grow micro-strategically then you may also deploy extensibly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? We constantly utilize collaborative subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem marvelous, but it's completely completely completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We realize that it is better to transition dynamically than to revolutionize magnetically. We have come to know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also aggregate globally. We usually deliver holistic paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The extensible obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Shoutbound is the industry leader of 24/7 versioning. If you integrate virally, you may have to aggregate dynamically. Think mega-co-branded. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. We think we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also engage transparently. If you implement vertically, you may have to architect strategically. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? Without nano-scalable schemas, you will lack partnerships. Without meticulously-planned markets, systems are forced to become virtual. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to strategize cyber-perfectly than to morph interactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely completely 100 percent accurate! If you upgrade proactively, you may have to scale intuitively. Think user-defined. Think virally-distributed, bleeding-edge. Think seamless, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be collaborative? Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to cultivate. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Shoutbound is the industry leader of front-end technologies. The subscriber-defined M&A factor is cross-platform. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think macro-cross-platform. Without well-planned infomediaries, networks are forced to become seamless, innovative. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize correctly.