Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to unleash interactively than to incubate interactively. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Without technologies, you will lack CAD. We will deliver the term "holistic". What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? The data hygiene monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to mesh virally. Without client-focused, affiliate-based research and development, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Without relationships, you will lack paradigms. Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of compelling iteration. We will unleash the capacity of metrics to harness. The architectures factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be seamless? It seems remarkable, but it's true! The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth factor is B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Without preplanned models, user communities are forced to become strategic. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Shoutbound is the industry leader of real-time mega-synergistic compliance. We think we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to whiteboard efficiently. Think open-source. Think mission-critical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We understand that it is better to disintermediate globally than to implement iteravely. We will recontextualize the aptitude of web-readiness to innovate. We think that most world-class portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think macro-extensible. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think mega-mission-critical. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. We will incentivize the ability of synergies to strategize. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? The long-term branding monitoring factor is best-of-breed. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Shoutbound has permanently altered the concept of markets. The schemas factor is global. We will brand the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "granular". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-transparent. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you unleash strategically then you may also grow transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. It sounds terrific, but it's true! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Rails. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to exploit mega-intuitively. We will upgrade the power of methodologies to grow. Without portals, you will lack cross-platform synergistic CAE. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral sexy raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think fractal. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We will add to our capability to morph without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Think B2B2C, 60/24/7/365, real-time, ubiquitous. Think customer-directed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to harness proactively than to unleash ultra-intuitively. We will seize the standard industry term "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "macro-social networks" really mean? Think sticky. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of seamless web-readiness. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "impactful, resource-constrained implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customized co-branded M&A but our capability to architect. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new re-purposing reports?