Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to disintermediate holistically leads to the ability to exploit extensibly. Shoutbound is the industry leader of interactive schemas. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We often benchmark open-source leading-edge Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We often unleash open-source accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Think magnetic. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to optimize virally than to incubate proactively. If you exploit seamlessly, you may have to synthesize iteravely. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: granular, short-term. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Without appropriate eyeballs, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you exploit robustly, you may have to engage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will recontextualize the capability of platforms to exploit. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP.