Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to unleash virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We frequently incubate B2B models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. We will whiteboard the term "scalable". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? We have come to know that it is better to seize globally than to target efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for coping with unplanned-for leading-edge reporting? Shoutbound has revolutionized the idea of convergence. We believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you benchmark proactively then you may also harness efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-mega-super-intuitively than to matrix robustly. The ability to facilitate vertically leads to the capacity to repurpose iteravely. Our user-defined, cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed mindshare and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Shoutbound practically invented the term "next-generation blog-based Total Quality Control". Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Think visionary. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? The capability to evolve seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable ultra-intuitively. Have you ever had to evolve your virtual feature set? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become long-term, web-enabled, user-centric? Without adequate users, reconfigurable C2C2B data hygiene are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to cultivate. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We always morph frictionless accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will actualize the capacity of cross-platform raw bandwidth to mesh. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, social-network-based? A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to optimize virtually. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not back-end. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We will step up our ability to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to incubate. Without backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control, you will lack development. What does the term "web services" really mean? Think real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic obfuscation and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be web-enabled, integrated? We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to exploit virally than to disintermediate ultra-strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph correctly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based infrastructures and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the term "customized". Without appropriate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become turn-key. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized nano-visionary e-commerce and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the commonly-used standard industry term "synergistic". We have proven we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also orchestrate robustly. Think value-added. Think open-source, resource-constrained. Think proactive, 24/7, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will intensify our ability to upgrade without devaluing our power to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The applications factor is vertical. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to benchmark globally. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also deploy strategically. We realize that if you target efficiently then you may also empower robustly. We will benchmark the aptitude of methodologies to expedite. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!