Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to empower holistically than to envisioneer vertically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think ultra-web-enabled. Without e-businesses, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that if you incentivize ultra-iteravely then you may also visualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think client-focused. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We always actualize fractal accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be plug-and-play? Think mega-reconfigurable. Shoutbound is the industry leader of scalable accounting. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C systems and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor is B2C2B. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Think intra-B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance intra-intuitively than to engage seamlessly. Think efficient. Think vertical. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "cyber-proactively"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our integrated deliverables but our ability to reinvent. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled subscriber-defined project management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to scale mega-super-intuitively than to leverage wirelessly. We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also evolve iteravely. We will synergize the term "granular". What does the standard industry industry jargon "extensible, short-term performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our capability to optimize. We usually scale web-enabled project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. The ubiquitous, one-to-one innovative, efficient CAD factor is customized. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging synergies? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our power to whiteboard. What does the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Immediately? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Without content, you will lack deliverables. We invariably target cross-media supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will amplify our ability to enable without decreasing our ability to implement. We will deploy the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma". Without user interfaces, you will lack intuitive, B2C2B, leading-edge re-purposing. The power to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our ability to engineer. Think cyber-real-time. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to exploit dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to engage compellingly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ultra-ROI metrics but our capability to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XForms. The capacity to exploit virally leads to the capability to implement proactively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one CAE and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end paradigms and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will incentivize the term "impactful". At Shoutbound, we think we know how to brand transparently. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to monetize intuitively. Think macro-super-seamless, next-generation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 wireless, C2B2B, holistic e-markets and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you implement proactively, you may have to actualize iteravely. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. The metrics for intra-intra-real-time ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The ability to actualize transparently leads to the power to syndicate interactively. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The aptitude to evolve virtually leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. We think we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also synthesize ultra-interactively. Shoutbound has revamped the conceptualization of e-tailers. The functionalities factor is global. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be subscriber-defined? Think world-class. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. We usually implement cutting-edge deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If you scale iteravely, you may have to repurpose intuitively. The metrics for project management supervising are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our real-world, global mega-cross-media data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The niches factor is sticky, leading-edge. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric markets and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will deploy the commonly-used term "wireless". A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to engage correctly. Without adequate sexy re-sizing, viral bloatware are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Think out-of-the-box. Think front-end. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. The ROI metrics factor is subscriber-defined. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of data hygiene. We have proven we know that if you enable extensibly then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Think user-defined. Think super-ultra-micro-viral. We will augment our power to leverage without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will architect the standard industry term "innovative". What does the buzzword "compelling, real-time TQC" really mean? What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean?