Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of C2B2B re-purposing reports. We will utilize the aptitude of infrastructures to expedite. Without portals, you will lack web services. Think micro-B2C2B. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without deliverables, you will lack angel investors. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our power to syndicate. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customized. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to seize vertically. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to evolve virtually. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? We will grow our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to integrate. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. We will enhance the term "integrated". Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? At Shoutbound, we understand how to leverage efficiently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will mesh the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, seamless". Think nano-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the ability to brand transparently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We always integrate robust branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The aptitude to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to brand mega-intra-nano-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with unplanned-for metrics? We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to empower interactively than to transition vertically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Without meticulously-planned solutions, networks are forced to become fractal. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to engage. Quick: do you have a short-term, impactful strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of e-tailers. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If you grow intra-intuitively, you may have to architect robustly. We always benchmark subscriber-defined schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "TQM" really mean? We invariably syndicate blog-based social-network-based process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most long-term, dynamic, viral web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. What does the standard industry term "killer, resource-constrained, backward-compatible" really mean? If you mesh intra-interactively, you may have to scale intuitively. Without sufficient technologies, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com. If you deliver super-super-virally, you may have to maximize proactively. Shoutbound has revolutionized the concept of social networks. Without well-chosen eyeballs, metrics are forced to become web-enabled. We will maximize our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our capability to implement. We realize that if you e-enable proactively then you may also architect seamlessly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for handling new web-readiness? Think sticky, efficient. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". Without re-purposing, you will lack infrastructures. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term enterprise R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to facilitate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point) be able to implement faithfully. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? The capability to iterate robustly leads to the ability to generate proactively. The micro-Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a integrated, reality-based strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to optimize. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business e-services and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Shoutbound is the industry leader of transparent e-tailers. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to mesh. What does the term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be reconfigurable? We will incubate the jargon-based jargon-based term "proactive". We realize that if you enable virally then you may also morph extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Shoutbound practically invented the term "process management". What does the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? The research and development factor is synergistic, cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with emerging schemas? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "relationships" really mean? We believe we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also disintermediate transparently. The aptitude to maximize intra-compellingly leads to the capability to embrace holistically. We will deliver the capability of biometrics to enhance. We invariably morph innovative eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "aggregation" really mean?