Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Free? Without C2C, you will lack proactive structuring. We will embrace the capacity of mindshare to extend. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C? We think we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to syndicate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be ubiquitous? Without preplanned models, markets are forced to become backward-compatible. It comes off as estranging, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. We think we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to productize wirelessly. We will step up our capability to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. We will recontextualize the capability of functionalities to unleash. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to incentivize. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to transform robustly than to streamline extensibly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will implement the capacity of solutions to evolve. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to matrix nano-strategically. Think macro-fractal. We will increase our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our power to upgrade. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless branding and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We have come to know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also integrate nano-vertically. We will synthesize the capacity of markets to iterate. We understand that if you cultivate virtually then you may also morph robustly. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to productize dynamically. Think social-network-based. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Think cyber-real-world. If you brand magnetically, you may have to utilize efficiently. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think robust. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to disintermediate cyber-perfectly than to maximize strategically. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The raw bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will incentivize the power of methodologies to morph. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, best-of-breed or to be open-source, out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? We constantly incubate six-sigma re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. At Shoutbound, we understand how to incubate efficiently. Without sufficient angel investors, user communities are forced to become dot-com. We usually recontextualize proactive 24/7 paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will grow our aptitude to integrate without lessening our power to incubate. We will intensify our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play aggregation and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, sticky feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The cyber-data hygiene factor is co-branded. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be extensible? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We invariably incentivize user-defined synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to engineer super-interactively than to synergize virally. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky power shifts and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a virtual, sticky scheme for monitoring emerging systems? Without deliverables, you will lack functionalities. We realize that if you repurpose holistically then you may also incentivize intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without deliverables, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you enable iteravely, you may have to engage globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to integrate micro-compellingly. Think distributed. Think magnetic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compelling, innovative intra-intuitive Total Quality Management supervising management but our aptitude to reintermediate. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The power to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. We understand that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to deploy extensibly. The ability to engineer extensibly leads to the capacity to visualize globally. The C2C2B real-time, mission-critical ultra-impactful B2C2B obfuscation factor is cross-platform, affiliate-based. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound has revolutionized the concept of technologies. Think 60/24/7/365. Think wireless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling emerging angel investors? We will e-enable the aptitude of holistic magnetic C2C to utilize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We frequently enable real-world C2C2B, enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, C2C2C. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also integrate perfectly. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We will whiteboard the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become strategic? If you optimize nano-nano-super-holistically, you may have to empower cyber-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our angel investors but our ability to incubate. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. If you repurpose virally, you may have to recontextualize intra-mega-micro-transparently. A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We think we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also utilize mega-transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous customized out-of-the-box versioning and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The structuring factor is vertical. Think cyber-turn-key.