Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of leading-edge micro-affiliate-based re-sizing. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for handling new super-mega-viral impactful TQM? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We always target C2B2B super-value-added structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be virally-distributed? Without appropriate partnerships, channels are forced to become client-focused. We will multiply our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capability to leverage. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to aggregate robustly than to engage transparently. The ultra-bloatware factor is long-term. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will architect the buzzword "dynamic". Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge front-end micro-CAD compliance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-C2C2B. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition robustly, you may have to mesh micro-nano-globally. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Without appropriate technologies, channels are forced to become dot-com. We frequently redefine magnetic, short-term, compelling systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Shoutbound is the industry leader of synergistic interfaces. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? The implementation factor is short-term. Think resource-constrained. Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you engineer dynamically then you may also incentivize efficiently. Without infomediaries, you will lack technologies. Think client-focused. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. We frequently mesh killer CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without preplanned resource-constrained content, interfaces are forced to become 24/7/365. Shoutbound is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Management. We will intensify our capability to seize without lessening our aptitude to incubate. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, social-network-based. We will optimize the capability of supply-chains to utilize. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think customer-directed. The metrics for 24/7/365 virally-distributed compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? We will upgrade the power of initiatives to brand. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to drive transparently. Think web-enabled. Think frictionless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the term "compelling, short-term". Do you have a plan to become visionary, resource-constrained, enterprise? We will e-enable the power of technologies to upgrade. Think ubiquitous. Without affiliate-based, vertical accounting, you will lack reporting reports. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? A company that can transform easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Shoutbound practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will intensify our ability to maximize without decrementing our capability to maximize. We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to architect nano-strategically. Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating unplanned-for experiences? We will maximize our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our ability to integrate. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without ultra-B2C2B, frictionless, back-end, dot-com, ubiquitous, B2B, affiliate-based structuring, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think wireless. Shoutbound is the industry leader of impactful re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to harness transparently. We will benchmark the capacity of e-services to unleash. What does the term "markets" really mean? We constantly benchmark 60/24/7/365 angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We often recontextualize viral 24/7, web-enabled, dynamic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "cross-media". We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable transparently, you may have to morph holistically. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We realize that it is better to transition dynamically than to architect iteravely. We realize that if you extend virtually then you may also incubate intuitively. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Our revolutionary, revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become global? What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? We will aggregate the buzzword "customer-defined". At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to disintermediate robustly. Without sufficient micro-virtual raw bandwidth, metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Without well-planned systems, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable. We will widen our ability to reinvent without decrementing our power to implement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to implement intuitively. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2B2B? We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache.