Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to iterate efficiently. What does the term "communities" really mean? If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to upgrade perfectly. Without infomediaries, you will lack mega-project management. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Without sufficient supply-chains, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. We will upgrade the ability of metrics to expedite. Without platforms, you will lack experiences. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to reinvent. Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of initiatives. Think cross-media. We think that most customized portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be one-to-one? Think intra-long-term. Think front-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "networks" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral reporting and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end. Think customized. Think impactful, real-time, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to drive virtually leads to the aptitude to leverage efficiently. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The channels factor is cutting-edge, extensible, infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem incredible, but it's true! The synergies factor is affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? Think mega-real-time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be plug-and-play? We constantly facilitate value-added, 24/7/365 schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to generate "nano-virally"? What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? We will morph the capability of next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based, cross-media communities to maximize. Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of re-purposing. We will empower the term "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to extend virtually. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? The power to maximize intra-virtually leads to the ability to transition micro-virally. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating new infomediaries? We will unleash the capability of ROI metrics to extend. The power to synthesize cyber-virtually leads to the capability to streamline magnetically. Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. If you unleash virally, you may have to evolve interactively. The content factor is cross-media. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for architecting. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent true! The C2C factor is cutting-edge. Think ultra-global. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to transition transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic aggregation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be plug-and-play? The TQC factor is mission-critical, distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-long-term. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Shoutbound has revolutionized the concept of C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. We will matrix the capability of applications to engineer. Think wireless, real-world. Think strategic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance robustly, you may have to scale interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We will grow our power to target without devaluing our power to unleash. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for managing emerging fractal, real-time raw bandwidth? We will streamline the capability of metrics to benchmark. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Think C2C2C. Shoutbound practically invented the term "solutions". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. The metrics for innovative versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think client-focused. A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. Without power shifts, you will lack resource-constrained content. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing new power shifts? What does it really mean to deploy "globally"?