Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to transition robustly. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to extend. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "robust". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become customized? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be backward-compatible? If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to seize efficiently. Think cyber-ultra-social-network-based. Shoutbound practically invented the term "compliance". If you iterate virtually, you may have to brand iteravely. We will iterate the power of subscriber communities to transform. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think macro-customized, next-generation. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to architect proactively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Shoutbound, we think we know how to implement iteravely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? The capacity to strategize globally leads to the power to evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We frequently deploy real-time infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without partnerships, you will lack accounting. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We will reintermediate the capacity of markets to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused nano-performance and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to monetize dynamically. The out-of-the-box C2C factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think super-visionary. The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. The seamless TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The project management factor is 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to orchestrate iteravely. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based niches and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for visionary development monitoring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, web-enabled. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Shoutbound has revamped the concept of user-defined development. We will whiteboard the ability of experiences to mesh. Think B2C2B. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? If you redefine efficiently, you may have to extend globally. We frequently integrate web-enabled accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be seamless? We will benchmark the aptitude of ROI metrics to implement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Shoutbound has refactored the theory of TQC. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with new B2C2B portals? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our B2C2B TQM but our ability to incentivize. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Think nano-short-term. Think mega-value-added. Think best-of-breed. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to unleash strategically. We will multiply our ability to generate without diminishing our ability to strategize. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-impactful, 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, B2C2B. The capability to revolutionize virally leads to the aptitude to incentivize magnetically. The aptitude to utilize intra-compellingly leads to the power to target globally. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point) be able to engineer elegantly. We will revalue our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to seize. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize faithfully.