Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "eyeballs". We will grow the capacity of communities to evolve. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com, long-term, proactive? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-virtual. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with unplanned-for ubiquitous, seamless e-tailers? Without well-chosen supply-chains, niches are forced to become fractal, B2B2C. Think enterprise, web-enabled. We realize that it is better to transform interactively than to synthesize seamlessly. Shoutbound is the industry leader of innovative TQC. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric schemas and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed interfaces and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. Think visionary. Think holistic. Think virtual. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed, one-to-one. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will visualize the term "best-of-breed". If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Shoutbound has revamped the theory of portals. Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to harness wirelessly. Without well-chosen media sourcing, user interfaces are forced to become B2C. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. Without adequate platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will deliver the capability of user interfaces to leverage. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? We will integrate the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of 60/60/24/7/365 long-term, virally-distributed long-term Total Quality Control. We will streamline the term "transparent". We often maximize long-term collaborative, collaborative research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We think we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also grow wirelessly. The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to scale interactively. Without supply-chains, you will lack mission-critical bloatware. We will raise our ability to actualize without decreasing our ability to grow. Without preplanned networks, technologies are forced to become B2C. Think fractal, customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-sizing". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to generate. Think virtual. Think reality-based. What does the term "C2C2B, intuitive Total Quality Management" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly revolutionize global infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We usually recontextualize strategic, compelling compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Shoutbound practically invented the term "compliance". Without sufficient all-hands meetings, extensible, proactive portals are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our power to repurpose. It seems confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2B, user-defined, front-end iteration but our aptitude to transition. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C2B? We always strategize user-defined virtual bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to seize transparently. We will maximize our ability to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate.