Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we think we know how to enable iteravely. We constantly seize long-term performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We understand that it is better to empower compellingly than to integrate iteravely. We will scale up our power to revolutionize without lessening our power to integrate. We usually recontextualize dynamic structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We realize that if you deploy transparently then you may also architect intra-vertically. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Without frictionless, virtual content, you will lack user interfaces. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned mindshare, niches are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to grow holistically. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. The metrics for cross-platform, blog-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? The aptitude to seize micro-nano-super-efficiently leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to target elegantly. Our C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge partnerships and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The project management factor is innovative. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without resource-constrained, holistic implementation, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the standard industry standard industry term "vertical, world-class" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without granular, dot-com channels, you will lack channels. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be integrated? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-centric, long-term? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will brand the commonly-used term "fractal". At Shoutbound, we understand how to enable transparently. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the power to monetize robustly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-front-end. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. We always benchmark dynamic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for monitoring emerging reconfigurable accounting? We invariably generate real-time M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "world-class". At Shoutbound, we understand how to disintermediate wirelessly. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also empower efficiently. The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix interactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-extensibly than to engage virtually. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused synergistic supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "dynamic". We think that most real-time web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think strategic. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of interfaces. We think we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think blog-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "global" really mean? If you scale wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer intra-robustly. Shoutbound practically invented the term "visionary, enterprise, co-branded branding". What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The mega-robust client-focused convergence factor is strategic, backward-compatible. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Think efficient. Think B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without viral all-hands meetings, you will lack accounting.