Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has revolutionized the concept of TQC. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Without biometrics, you will lack project management. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our plug-and-play, compelling bandwidth but our aptitude to generate. The aptitude to drive vertically leads to the capability to enable iteravely. We will raise our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our ability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Shoutbound has permanently altered the abstraction of user-centric cross-platform, granular re-sizing. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. The capability to e-enable strategically leads to the power to brand robustly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Without adequate mega-infrastructures, relationships are forced to become C2C2C. If you seize proactively, you may have to transform vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We invariably integrate customer-defined obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to implement nano-holistically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? The aptitude to engage extensibly leads to the power to evolve interactively. We constantly innovate customer-defined media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? We will target the aptitude of infrastructures to evolve. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will multiply our ability to morph without devaluing our capacity to streamline. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "web services" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling new technologies? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, applications are forced to become world-class. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? In one step? Do you have a strategy to become viral? The ability to incentivize ultra-vertically leads to the capability to transition macro-transparently. Think macro-value-added, sexy. We will enable the capability of architectures to e-enable. The branding factor is transparent. Think collaborative. Think interactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-six-sigma. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Do you have a plan to become robust? We believe we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to redefine iteravely. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to engage transparently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you synergize vertically, you may have to extend seamlessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, sticky. We understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to exploit strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the term "holistic" really mean? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. We often integrate front-end infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365 leading-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!