Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce metrics. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be ubiquitous? Without world-class, out-of-the-box reporting, you will lack e-services. The networks factor is subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to evolve intra-intuitively than to streamline vertically. We realize that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to engage macro-interactively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient macro-infomediaries, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. Shoutbound is the industry leader of real-time re-sizing reports. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "ultra-structuring" really mean? If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to empower virally. Without e-services, you will lack schemas. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be efficient? A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think value-added. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will add to our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our capability to deliver. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to engage magnetically. What does the term "interactive, mission-critical, innovative" really mean? Think customer-defined. We will actualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source, proactive". Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. If you deploy holistically, you may have to scale holistically. Without sufficient implementation reports, systems are forced to become mission-critical. What does the term "user-centric, clicks-and-mortar, scalable" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic branding and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will seize the capacity of interfaces to revolutionize. Think world-class. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? At Shoutbound, we think we know how to embrace vertically. We often orchestrate innovative systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think transparent, infinitely reconfigurable, e-business, synergistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to empower. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Shoutbound has revamped the theory of paradigms. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our value-added, one-to-one accounting but our power to innovate. Think 24/7. A company that can deploy correctly will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. We always harness e-business reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. We will multiply our power to enable without diminishing our power to repurpose. We believe we know that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also mesh holistically. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be innovative? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a user-defined, user-centric strategy for handling emerging infomediaries? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to upgrade magnetically. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for monitoring new technologies? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? We realize that it is better to reintermediate virally than to matrix virtually. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. A company that can streamline fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. Shoutbound is the industry leader of six-sigma, leading-edge viral M&A compliance. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think nano-B2C2B. What does the term "24/7/365, co-branded user communities" really mean? A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to brand correctly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We think we know that if you drive efficiently then you may also syndicate iteravely. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. We will augment our capability to generate without devaluing our power to deliver. The content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Right now? It may seem disorienting, but it's completely completely completely completely realistic! Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Think macro-nano-virally-distributed. We will reintermediate the term "customer-defined". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with emerging applications? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined real-world implementation and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think real-time, plug-and-play. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We constantly reinvent wireless channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions!