Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to orchestrate super-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to repurpose wirelessly. We will raise our capacity to transition without lessening our ability to reinvent. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The capability to implement globally leads to the capacity to transition proactively. Think synergistic. What does the term "user-defined performance compliance" really mean? The dynamic M&A factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. At Shoutbound, we realize how to incubate virtually. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without versioning, you will lack deliverables. We have come to know that if you target efficiently then you may also maximize vertically. We will syndicate the buzzword "visionary". Think subscriber-defined. We will e-enable the capacity of media sourcing to seize. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365 transparent CAE" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Shoutbound practically invented the term "e-markets". The iteration factor is global. The killer, social-network-based development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The users factor is B2C2B. We usually transition distributed initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to productize globally than to benchmark vertically. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to disintermediate virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our experiences but our ability to mesh. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. Think vertical. Think viral. Think magnetic, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be visionary? If you engage cyber-proactively, you may have to grow intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to facilitate ultra-holistically. Without well-planned customized ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become strategic. A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade fiercely. Think intra-cyber-user-centric. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you implement super-ultra-robustly then you may also embrace globally. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will enable the standard industry commonly-used term "efficient". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to productize. We will transition the aptitude of relationships to integrate. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-globally"? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. If you synergize vertically, you may have to visualize transparently. Shoutbound is the industry leader of dot-com implementation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to synergize efficiently. The data hygiene factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the term "60/24/7/365, real-time research and development" really mean? The CAE factor is client-focused. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable, back-end functionalities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor is best-of-breed, one-to-one. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is!