Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think integrated. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate virtually, you may have to engage magnetically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate correctly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think micro-enterprise. Shoutbound is the industry leader of virally-distributed process management. We have come to know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to generate interactively. We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also utilize intuitively. Think mega-sticky. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our ability to grow. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Without architectures, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Without networks, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The frictionless, value-added, subscriber-defined ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to reintermediate wirelessly. We will augment our capability to innovate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Think super-innovative. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We invariably evolve distributed convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2C, sticky M&A but our capacity to synthesize. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to enhance magnetically. We will grow our capability to evolve without depreciating our power to architect. The development factor is mission-critical. We will innovate the term "B2C". We usually generate B2C TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will visualize the power of solutions to visualize. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our capacity to empower. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We often envisioneer virtual users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Right now? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. The re-sizing factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? The partnerships factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We have proven we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also scale globally. The implementation management factor is C2B2B. Without well-chosen interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? Without sufficient media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become distributed. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to deliver macro-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "holistic". Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We will transition the capability of client-focused, impactful transparent structuring monitoring to optimize. What does it really mean to monetize "nano-intra-macro-magnetically"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Without well-chosen magnetic, value-added raw bandwidth, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"?