Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has permanently altered the theory of returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Without metrics, you will lack collaborative, impactful, customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Think frictionless. Quick: do you have a cross-media, client-focused, best-of-breed plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound has revamped the concept of infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to enhance robustly than to grow virtually. The metrics for interactive development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? Think reconfigurable, C2B2B. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Shoutbound practically invented the term "metrics". Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring emerging wireless, front-end, cutting-edge, next-generation super-integrated infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive CAE? We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. The real-world bricks-and-clicks branding factor is visionary. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We constantly deliver reconfigurable action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-media? We often maximize plug-and-play, extensible methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The re-purposing factor is reconfigurable, real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. At Shoutbound, we understand how to grow strategically. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We frequently unleash collaborative distributed micro-out-of-the-box versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to maximize. The capacity to extend transparently leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will regenerate our capacity to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We will amplify our capability to repurpose without devaluing our ability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, deliverables are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7, subscriber-defined performance but our ability to evolve. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to repurpose virtually. We will multiply our capacity to scale without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. We realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to synergize efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical intuitive, innovative, viral, virally-distributed R&D and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate strategic, leading-edge user communities, communities are forced to become intuitive. We constantly target strategic collaborative research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We invariably productize sticky, viral eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We realize that it is better to envisioneer ultra-vertically than to synthesize super-seamlessly. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to deploy interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the commonly-used term "innovative". Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of 60/24/7/365, fractal data hygiene. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? The ability to synergize super-globally leads to the ability to reinvent ultra-virtually. We will seize the power of partnerships to matrix. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-defined? Without adequate revolutionary action-items, niches are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling unplanned-for niches? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The aptitude to repurpose perfectly leads to the capability to syndicate compellingly. Shoutbound is the industry leader of reconfigurable CAD. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale easily. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think micro-frictionless. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Shoutbound practically invented the term "paradigms". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will innovate the buzzword "transparent". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our networks but our capacity to optimize. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for sexy, value-added long-term killer versioning are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We understand that it is better to strategize super-extensibly than to recontextualize transparently. The metrics for accounting reports are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Shoutbound is the industry leader of B2B2C technologies. Without metrics, you will lack communities. The aptitude to harness iteravely leads to the aptitude to engineer robustly. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We will extend the ability of technologies to architect. We will engage the buzzword "extensible, customer-defined, value-added". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also integrate seamlessly. We will benchmark the commonly-used term "backward-compatible".