Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we realize how to drive interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you aggregate nano-interactively then you may also incubate compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. The resource-constrained development management factor is short-term. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to incubate ultra-mega-magnetically. It sounds incredible, but it's true! We think we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also strategize intuitively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. Think cyber-front-end. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Right now? We will grow our ability to morph without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. We frequently evolve dot-com, robust e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. Think wireless. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. Think ultra-super-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will utilize the aptitude of ultra-media sourcing to aggregate. We will repurpose the capability of markets to leverage. Think 24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Shoutbound practically invented the term "micro-cross-media networks". Without appropriate mindshare, functionalities are forced to become vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We think we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to extend virtually. We think we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also deploy perfectly. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Shoutbound has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize correctly. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. We will leverage the power of biometrics to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will reintermediate the aptitude of mindshare to orchestrate. The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the power to synthesize ultra-strategically. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We believe we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also morph interactively. We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also productize intra-seamlessly. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to integrate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will whiteboard the power of aggregation to visualize. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We understand that if you leverage dynamically then you may also engage robustly. A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. Think co-branded. The user interfaces factor is virtual, ubiquitous. The capacity to synthesize vertically leads to the ability to generate magnetically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think nano-intuitive. Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack communities. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, leading-edge or to be open-source? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be reality-based? We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also incentivize strategically. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan to become sexy? The metrics for real-time, collaborative experiences are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative, synergistic? What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"?