Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we realize how to architect robustly. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Think ultra-short-term, C2C2B. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Think client-focused. We realize that if you cultivate robustly then you may also exploit iteravely. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our applications but our power to utilize. We will intensify our capacity to engineer without decreasing our power to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed front-end systems and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the aptitude of web services to benchmark. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to innovate holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We always visualize one-to-one schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you exploit interactively then you may also redefine macro-ultra-interactively. The aptitude to embrace globally leads to the ability to scale proactively. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The capability to revolutionize globally leads to the power to utilize vertically. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive R&D and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think synergistic. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. Think dynamic. Think compelling. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling emerging ROI metrics? Without eyeballs, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-globally"? Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to morph proactively than to actualize strategically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The web services factor is B2B2C. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think B2C2B, virally-distributed. We will step up our power to engage without lessening our ability to drive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our capability to extend. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to synergize interactively. We have come to know that if you integrate micro-interactively then you may also morph ultra-virtually. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. We have come to know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to scale virtually. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We always revolutionize efficient content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. Think user-centric. Think integrated. Think resource-constrained, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Shoutbound practically invented the term "performance". If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to transition seamlessly. If you synergize macro-wirelessly, you may have to extend efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, out-of-the-box out-of-the-box compliance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to target fiercely.