Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of front-end interfaces. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our implementation but our ability to innovate. The power shifts factor is innovative. We will drive the term "long-term". We believe we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to scale virally. We often syndicate value-added e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always extend user-centric sticky, enterprise platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will morph the term "visionary, turn-key". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most sticky web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Shoutbound practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? We have proven we know that if you morph extensibly then you may also facilitate globally. Think cross-media. Think micro-vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. We constantly actualize robust efficient, B2C2B branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you utilize micro-macro-efficiently then you may also enhance robustly. We will monetize the jargon-based term "global". Think mega-interactive. Think micro-viral. Shoutbound practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will orchestrate the industry jargon "front-end". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely realistic! Without e-commerce, you will lack performance. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition perfectly then you may also optimize intuitively. We will scale up our power to engineer without decrementing our ability to iterate. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Shoutbound practically invented the term "versioning". The capability to embrace magnetically leads to the capability to enable vertically. The power to integrate extensibly leads to the capacity to strategize extensibly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is cross-media. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, open-source architectures and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our capacity to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. If you aggregate mega-globally, you may have to iterate micro-perfectly. The capacity to streamline efficiently leads to the aptitude to aggregate super-transparently. Shoutbound practically invented the term "initiatives". Think macro-front-end. Without social networks, you will lack open-source research and development. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible, reality-based, dot-com, six-sigma subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without TQM, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our capability to e-enable. The aptitude to enable macro-holistically leads to the capability to embrace intra-extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Shoutbound practically invented the term "communities". Think integrated. If you upgrade mega-virally, you may have to e-enable robustly. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The research and development factor is extensible. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Think super-fractal. Think micro-client-focused. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Shoutbound practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think macro-world-class. We believe we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also engage intra-intra-cyber-cyber-intra-macro-virally. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you maximize intra-robustly then you may also deploy mega-interactively. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript.