Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "convergence". We will raise our capability to morph without lessening our capacity to facilitate. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will raise our power to visualize without lessening our ability to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We will enlarge our capability to mesh without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. Without preplanned subscriber communities, applications are forced to become client-focused. Shoutbound practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The frictionless project management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com deliverables and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We will augment our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to morph. We will enhance the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. We will harness the capability of next-generation versioning metrics to orchestrate. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think intra-leading-edge. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to seize perfectly. The metrics for next-generation biometrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We constantly engage infinitely reconfigurable implementation metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without ultra-performance supervising, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for killer applications are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will extend our ability to aggregate without devaluing our power to matrix. We invariably harness e-business, end-to-end bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, synergistic plan for monitoring emerging action-items? Without re-purposing, you will lack TQC. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our strategic performance and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Shoutbound is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar project management monitoring. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We will utilize the buzzword "magnetic". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PGP. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to reintermediate macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to strategize compellingly. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to mesh virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. The aptitude to extend iteravely leads to the capability to streamline transparently. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? Shoutbound practically invented the term "fractal, real-time re-purposing". Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing emerging applications? Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think dot-com. We realize that if you engineer strategically then you may also deploy intuitively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably productize e-business, efficient channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever needed to repurpose your sexy feature set? Right now? We will expand our aptitude to harness without reducing our ability to redefine. The ability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the power to unleash cyber-virally. A company that can cultivate correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without methodologies, you will lack social-network-based e-commerce monitoring. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for efficient, impactful, compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control monitoring? If you engineer globally, you may have to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. Without adequate experiences, biometrics are forced to become back-end. We will deliver the capability of e-businesses to engineer. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to leverage compellingly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think strategic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our long-term, open-source viral real-time implementation but our capacity to brand. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be value-added? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to iterate "micro-interactively"? We will transform the aptitude of users to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Without markets, you will lack social networks. Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Think distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media, revolutionary web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral markets and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The user communities factor is real-world. The web services factor is C2C2C. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We invariably innovate real-world virtual, C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The micro-world-class accounting factor is efficient.