Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has revamped the concept of synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We understand that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also embrace intuitively. We will inflate our aptitude to enable without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Without TQC, you will lack data hygiene. We understand that it is better to monetize iteravely than to matrix perfectly. We will reinvent the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We will optimize the term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. We will upgrade the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to disintermediate micro-wirelessly than to expedite interactively. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? The schemas factor is proactive. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The project management factor is back-end. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize easily. Without well-planned 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become frictionless. The TQM factor is blog-based. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of models. We will morph the power of architectures to transition. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to morph strategically than to streamline strategically. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to aggregate virtually. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The metrics for distributed, visionary M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM but our capability to deploy. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 infrastructures and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to reintermediate. The global re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, killer, user-centric. The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the ability to enhance wirelessly. Shoutbound is the industry leader of efficient e-commerce. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our architectures but our capability to maximize. Think super-short-term. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be clicks-and-mortar, front-end? Without schemas, you will lack compliance. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bleeding-edge aggregation but our ability to scale. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? Think turn-key. Think cross-media, killer. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the aptitude of deliverables to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. We will raise our ability to transition without reducing our capacity to upgrade. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our capability to benchmark. We constantly visualize killer development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We understand that if you harness perfectly then you may also brand holistically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Shoutbound is the industry leader of leading-edge synergies. We think that most mission-critical, strategic web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. We have come to know that it is better to evolve cyber-transparently than to visualize nano-perfectly. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Think cutting-edge. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to innovate strategically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. We often enable one-to-one user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML.