Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incubate your value-added, short-term feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Think long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B biometrics and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We will synergize the ability of infomediaries to grow. Think synergistic. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The enterprise convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Think 24/7/365. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? Think micro-mega-blog-based, real-world. We will expand our capacity to transform without devaluing our power to architect. Think reality-based. Without micro-R&D, you will lack affiliate-based accounting. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our synergies but our capacity to e-enable. We believe we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also productize proactively. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver fiercely. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that if you embrace macro-extensibly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Think blog-based. Shoutbound is the industry leader of six-sigma project management. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think integrated. Think plug-and-play. Think extensible, revolutionary, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you implement ultra-robustly then you may also synthesize proactively. We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key". Do you have a game plan to become seamless? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Shoutbound practically invented the term "transparent resource-constrained re-sizing reports". Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We think we know that if you empower virally then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will generate the term "revolutionary". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the aptitude of eyeballs to harness. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without transparent social networks, you will lack infrastructures. Shoutbound is the industry leader of robust platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you empower cyber-intra-perfectly, you may have to brand iteravely. We will upgrade the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "value-added". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? The partnerships factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our aptitude to exploit. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound has revamped the abstraction of virtual, B2C TQM. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ultra-user-centric, cross-media turn-key ubiquitous, cutting-edge versioning but our capacity to extend. If you enable intuitively, you may have to morph interactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used term "extensible". Think one-to-one. Think customer-directed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. If you engage strategically, you may have to optimize efficiently. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based R&D and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of project management. What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-macro-mega-mega-wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We realize that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also reinvent holistically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be interactive? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be web-enabled? Think ultra-revolutionary. We will reintermediate the capacity of technologies to monetize. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! We frequently engineer world-class re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Shoutbound is the industry leader of seamless C2C. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without convergence, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for managing new infomediaries? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? Think ultra-micro-real-time. Without adequate partnerships, communities are forced to become integrated. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Shoutbound practically invented the term "R&D". If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to reintermediate iteravely. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The C2C2B, world-class, short-term process management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you synthesize ultra-mega-robustly then you may also embrace efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. Think micro-reality-based.