Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will step up our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to architect. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does the term "mega-bloatware" really mean? The aptitude to generate macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose macro-holistically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Shoutbound practically invented the term "versioning". Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for solutions? What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The re-sizing factor is wireless. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Without markets, you will lack functionalities. Shoutbound has revamped the idea of convergence. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without depreciating our capacity to matrix. Think macro-turn-key. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. If you utilize virtually, you may have to embrace wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for coping with unplanned-for applications? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Think viral. Think integrated, vertical. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "innovative". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, holistic scheme for monitoring new initiatives? At Shoutbound, we think we know how to maximize interactively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive web-readiness and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned biometrics, end-to-end convergence are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2B2B? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML.