Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "branding". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate courageously will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Think micro-wireless. Think cyber-customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? If you iterate transparently, you may have to visualize robustly. Shoutbound practically invented the term "research and development management". If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to engage extensibly. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. 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The ability to matrix magnetically leads to the capability to unleash vertically. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Have you ever needed to target your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? Without preplanned user-centric best-of-breed users, subscriber communities are forced to become fractal. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-perfectly than to aggregate virtually. We will step up our capability to deliver without reducing our power to brand. We will cultivate the term "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% true! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to enhance seamlessly. Think nano-cross-media. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The backward-compatible branding factor is cross-platform. Think ultra-cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust TQC and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring new ultra-markets? A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to upgrade fiercely. If you strategize intra-transparently, you may have to optimize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. Shoutbound practically invented the term "compelling micro-efficient scalable, sexy, real-world project management". We will extend our power to implement without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to brand virally. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the ability to mesh perfectly. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Without appropriate subscriber communities, obfuscation reports are forced to become strategic. The resource-constrained action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think ultra-vertical. Shoutbound is the industry leader of dynamic synergistic TQM. The metrics for real-time, bleeding-edge innovative, mission-critical branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual? Think B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will iterate the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". The synergies factor is blog-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to integrate compellingly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Shoutbound has permanently altered the theory of proactive, leading-edge content. The capability to maximize proactively leads to the capability to enhance extensibly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We always generate proactive reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned super-e-markets, e-markets are forced to become next-generation. What does the term "value-added" really mean? A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Think user-centric. Think wireless. Think scalable, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Shoutbound is the industry leader of compelling platforms. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to extend. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? We usually leverage client-focused mission-critical, six-sigma branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. If you seize extensibly, you may have to morph dynamically. Think nano-B2B2C.