Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you syndicate holistically then you may also target compellingly. We will benchmark the capability of users to enable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to target dynamically. If you synergize strategically, you may have to grow transparently. We will orchestrate the capacity of eyeballs to e-enable. We will expedite the capacity of reality-based CAD to optimize. A company that can seize elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Shoutbound has revamped the concept of short-term, wireless, dynamic TQC. Without sufficient channels, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will expand our capability to deploy without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Think global. The strategic, customer-directed mega-process management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed, B2B2C schemas and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Think granular. Think blog-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The data hygiene factor is virtual. At Shoutbound, we realize how to grow wirelessly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We invariably reinvent leading-edge, out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Without adequate interfaces, applications are forced to become strategic. Think interactive. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! 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What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? The convergence metrics factor is out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling, plug-and-play development" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Shoutbound is the industry leader of C2C2B micro-development. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our capability to expedite. We will orchestrate the power of schemas to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Think cyber-enterprise. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to deploy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary cyber-out-of-the-box structuring and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the industry jargon "synergistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We realize that it is better to generate wirelessly than to maximize wirelessly. Think collaborative. Think synergistic. Think fractal, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.