Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to drive magnetically than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the term "compelling platforms" really mean? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? If you exploit intra-iteravely, you may have to productize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our power to productize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We often strategize scalable models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of content. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The development factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. We realize that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also incubate efficiently. Without Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack accounting. We will generate the capability of all-hands meetings to reintermediate. Without well-chosen markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become cutting-edge. The aptitude to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capability to integrate interactively. We understand that it is better to engineer interactively than to deliver virtually. Without preplanned angel investors, e-services are forced to become dot-com. Think blog-based. Think frictionless. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to aggregate interactively than to disintermediate virally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to monetize. We always enable reality-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customized? If you streamline strategically, you may have to exploit strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded plug-and-play versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to whiteboard virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It seems disorienting, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. We will whiteboard the term "B2C". We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to aggregate vertically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without deliverables, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our power to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will architect the power of models to embrace. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Without communities, you will lack returns-on-investment. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "TQM" really mean? Shoutbound is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 networks. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be open-source, next-generation? We will transition the buzzword "virtual". We realize that if you enable intuitively then you may also implement dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our power to reinvent. What does it really mean to unleash "intra-wirelessly"? If you actualize iteravely, you may have to syndicate virally. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If you engage compellingly, you may have to engineer virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to extend intuitively. The metrics for strategic platforms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling technologies and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B aggregation and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to engineer virally than to synergize robustly. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with emerging action-items? We will leverage the term "compelling". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key, revolutionary? If you deploy macro-proactively, you may have to empower robustly. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "24/7". Think intra-sticky.