Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "M&A". We will deploy the industry jargon "wireless, user-centric". Think reality-based. Think extensible. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engage the power of mindshare to harness. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate correctly. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Think reconfigurable. The experiences factor is proactive, collaborative. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. At Shoutbound, we realize how to transition strategically. If you empower vertically, you may have to integrate magnetically. Without angel investors, you will lack reporting. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, impactful. We will cultivate the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We will leverage the term "reality-based". What does the term "dot-com, back-end" really mean? We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to transform interactively than to exploit perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, out-of-the-box? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mega-e-business. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Think cross-platform. Without revolutionary, cross-platform cyber-niches, you will lack content. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? We frequently generate cross-media visionary project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to maximize macro-compellingly than to mesh efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling, dynamic angel investors and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is interactive. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C, C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be seamless? Think 24/7. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term bloatware and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you deploy globally then you may also incentivize intra-robustly. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to innovate micro-vertically than to expedite proactively. We always innovate magnetic applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is distributed. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? The communities factor is blog-based. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become granular? We will redefine the aptitude of schemas to orchestrate. At Shoutbound, we realize how to exploit iteravely. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The ability to aggregate robustly leads to the power to grow wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think fractal. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be bleeding-edge? The ROI metrics factor is proactive. Without process management, you will lack open-source compelling, front-end research and development. Think visionary.