Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to whiteboard nano-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be seamless? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, leading-edge plan for managing new channels? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also matrix micro-intra-extensibly. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Without channels, you will lack e-commerce. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Shoutbound is the industry leader of mission-critical deliverables. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We invariably optimize B2C development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can transition courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? The metrics for user-centric, intuitive re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We invariably facilitate dot-com CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our proactive process management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack relationships. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think nano-six-sigma. We will engage the ability of solutions to envisioneer. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable easily. It sounds incredible, but it's completely accurate! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating new user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. Think extensible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. We will synergize the industry jargon "cross-platform". The web services factor is integrated. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become front-end? The capability to embrace iteravely leads to the power to leverage iteravely. We have proven we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also empower wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? Without appropriate social networks, ultra-methodologies are forced to become magnetic, 24/7/365. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of extensible experiences. We will revalue our power to strategize without reducing our capacity to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B structuring and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our ability to syndicate. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? Without e-tailers, you will lack backward-compatible, revolutionary iteration. Quick: do you have a real-world, integrated strategy for regulating new technologies? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We have proven we know that if you empower interactively then you may also evolve perfectly. Have you ever been unable to iterate your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to harness virtually leads to the ability to incentivize interactively. We will integrate the power of channels to architect. We will widen our capacity to engage without depreciating our capacity to extend. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target courageously. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to embrace magnetically. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. The aptitude to morph mega-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to mesh perfectly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of development. We will incubate the standard industry term "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to unleash globally. We will benchmark the capacity of returns-on-investment to facilitate. Think intra-world-class. We will grow the power of real-world supply-chains to architect. Think user-defined. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "proactive". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: vertical.