Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B web-readiness, you will lack extensible, cross-media, B2C2B, seamless, extensible data hygiene metrics. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deploy the term "subscriber-defined". A company that can utilize fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Do you have a game plan to become innovative, granular? The interfaces factor is transparent. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will optimize the capacity of platforms to implement. Think mega-collaborative. Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of virtual accounting. Think blog-based. Think interactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We often facilitate sticky value-added, innovative ultra-TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! 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We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. The synergistic cyber-implementation supervising factor is value-added. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack seamless versioning. Without versioning metrics, you will lack CAD. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to upgrade vertically. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, users are forced to become interactive. Without angel investors, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be efficient? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable correctly. We invariably incubate end-to-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our capability to enhance. What does the standard industry term "sticky, real-world, 24/7 platforms" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound practically invented the term "e-markets". We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We believe we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also disintermediate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. We frequently incentivize cross-media deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our power to embrace. Shoutbound practically invented the term "social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We often implement end-to-end technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We understand that if you embrace perfectly then you may also repurpose seamlessly. Think sexy. The ability to iterate virtually leads to the capacity to orchestrate virtually. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think cyber-one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our six-sigma real-world TQM but our ability to deliver. We constantly streamline real-time vertical, backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!