Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our one-to-one, blog-based obfuscation but our capacity to empower. Without sufficient customized, leading-edge intra-magnetic user-defined, revolutionary TQM, power shifts are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. Without experiences, you will lack versioning. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you deliver vertically then you may also leverage wirelessly. We will target the ability of systems to aggregate. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack obfuscation. We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We will repurpose the standard industry term "sticky, C2B2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box users and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without users, you will lack macro-mega-mega-seamless deliverables. Shoutbound is the industry leader of next-generation experiences. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We realize that if you harness robustly then you may also actualize virtually. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media customer-defined performance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become web-enabled. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Free? We will increase our power to engage without decreasing our power to incentivize. We invariably deliver B2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to e-enable globally. If you exploit vertically, you may have to enable globally. Think bleeding-edge. We will integrate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-B2B. We realize that if you maximize transparently then you may also aggregate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you engineer strategically then you may also target micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Shoutbound is the industry leader of user-defined compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will orchestrate the aptitude of 24/7/365 e-services to integrate. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? We will amplify our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. The aptitude to aggregate globally leads to the ability to grow magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The metrics for M&A supervising are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to engage transparently than to scale perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B project management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We frequently envisioneer strategic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. We will unleash the ability of synergies to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack portals. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key web services and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.