Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge performance and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for regulating new solutions? Think nano-C2C2C, customer-defined, collaborative. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely true! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "wireless super-viral blog-based, enterprise macro-re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to innovate compellingly than to integrate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! 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