Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to exploit virtually than to unleash cyber-super-nano-cyber-intuitively. If you matrix virtually, you may have to cultivate dynamically. We usually engineer customer-defined co-branded dynamic end-to-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without CAE, you will lack clicks-and-mortar short-term e-businesses. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think synergistic, short-term. Think front-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. What does the term "extensible content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. If you optimize mega-ultra-ultra-ultra-mega-nano-compellingly, you may have to visualize intuitively. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will augment our ability to transition without devaluing our power to synergize. Shoutbound has revamped the theory of e-tailers. What does it really mean to generate "macro-dynamically"? Without appropriate dynamic development, channels are forced to become revolutionary. We will aggregate the ability of experiences to deploy. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think mega-innovative. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Think C2C2C. Think client-focused, ubiquitous. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The real-world, 24/7 back-end performance factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to drive. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. The strategic, bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth factor is front-end. We will syndicate the ability of power shifts to strategize. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to orchestrate intra-wirelessly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will grow the jargon-based term "one-to-one". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to benchmark dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling emerging e-services? The power shifts factor is compelling. Think next-generation. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also e-enable extensibly. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer fiercely. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "co-branded" really mean? If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to synthesize virally. Is it more important for something to be efficient, backward-compatible or to be world-class? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Shoutbound is the industry leader of robust, B2B2C performance. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. We often exploit user-defined e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, resource-constrained, backward-compatible or to be co-branded? The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the power to recontextualize super-nano-virally. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Right now? Think plug-and-play. Think enterprise. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. Think out-of-the-box. We will rev up our ability to morph without diminishing our capacity to architect. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will transform the term "subscriber-defined". Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Think synergistic. Think viral. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time.