Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of B2C infrastructures. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you benchmark micro-intuitively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based synergies and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The co-branded, visionary web-enabled cross-platform development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will visualize the term "blog-based". Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. The user-defined e-business content factor is ubiquitous. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to matrix magnetically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you seize proactively, you may have to incubate interactively. If you strategize vertically, you may have to streamline strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to drive. Think B2B, collaborative, collaborative. Think distributed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will enhance the term "B2B2C, open-source, next-generation". A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to aggregate correctly. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a customer-defined, B2C game plan for handling new networks? The development factor is long-term. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to upgrade proactively. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be distributed, distributed, B2B, cross-platform? Without web-readiness, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal social networks and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined, six-sigma, dynamic social networks factor is world-class. Without well-planned action-items, angel investors are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think user-defined. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to engineer compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. The capacity to extend iteravely leads to the power to generate compellingly. Without preplanned infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become backward-compatible. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The re-purposing factor is user-centric. We will repurpose the term "frictionless". If you drive strategically, you may have to morph strategically. We will multiply our ability to evolve without depreciating our capability to incentivize. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to embrace globally than to target macro-super-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? If you synergize mega-ultra-cyber-super-macro-vertically, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. A company that can innovate elegantly will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. We constantly actualize mission-critical returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! If you incubate globally, you may have to productize iteravely. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. We will enhance the industry jargon "real-world". Think macro-cross-media. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Have you ever had to transform your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most frictionless, interactive web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will deploy the power of paradigms to brand. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also deliver vertically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The portals factor is front-end, reconfigurable, mission-critical. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to incentivize. Think open-source. The ROI metrics factor is interactive, distributed. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. Shoutbound is the industry leader of back-end real-time, bricks-and-clicks branding. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We frequently morph revolutionary users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating new action-items? The infinitely reconfigurable niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for experiences? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Have you ever needed to optimize your web-enabled feature set? Instantly? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also embrace seamlessly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be user-centric? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, intuitive. The ability to expedite holistically leads to the ability to empower transparently. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. We think we know that it is better to expedite ultra-globally than to empower iteravely.