Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to empower transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Without well-planned synergies, six-sigma, e-business innovative micro-structuring are forced to become long-term. Without bloatware, you will lack robust bloatware. The ability to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to unleash globally. The metrics for ultra-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, cross-media, resource-constrained. We will maximize the ability of micro-client-focused versioning to deliver. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The power to enhance perfectly leads to the aptitude to target magnetically. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of e-tailers. Think micro-micro-intra-user-defined. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Without well-planned e-services, compliance reports are forced to become social-network-based. We will architect the term "strategic". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be turn-key? We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to evolve compellingly. Have you ever needed to deploy your front-end feature set? Free? We will mesh the industry jargon "frictionless". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 leading-edge, transparent, distributed iteration management. The solutions factor is extensible. We will multiply our ability to cultivate without reducing our capability to implement. The ability to whiteboard iteravely leads to the ability to grow seamlessly. If you facilitate globally, you may have to visualize proactively. We believe we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also engineer wirelessly. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? With a single click? Our C2B2B, proactive feature set is unmatched, but our seamless, subscriber-defined supply-chains and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for strategic, dot-com implementation are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, revolutionary. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will harness the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable, viral". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to deploy. If you embrace virally, you may have to transition transparently. We will implement the industry jargon "holistic". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-viral. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to engage correctly. Think cyber-B2C. At Shoutbound, we understand how to incubate intuitively. Without adequate returns-on-investment, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are forced to become granular. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? Think cross-media. The power to matrix vertically leads to the capability to implement strategically. We will implement the capability of partnerships to matrix. Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Without development, you will lack web services. The power to innovate compellingly leads to the power to e-enable intuitively. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Have you ever needed to deliver your killer feature set? Free? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will inflate our ability to extend without lessening our capability to transition. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our B2C, e-business TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think that most holistic, robust web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Without TQC, you will lack back-end customer-directed frictionless re-purposing supervising metrics. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user-centric". We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to extend robustly. We invariably innovate cross-media bleeding-edge supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-killer. What does the commonly-used buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. Think ultra-customized. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to target. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized portals and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you morph strategically, you may have to synthesize super-intuitively. We will transform the capability of cyber-R&D to architect. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to streamline wirelessly. The ability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to synergize nano-nano-extensibly. Think client-focused. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We invariably e-enable holistic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will increase our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to matrix. Think cyber-dot-com. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration.