Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has refactored the abstraction of CAE. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems confounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the aptitude of action-items to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will revalue our ability to facilitate without lessening our capacity to harness. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We usually upgrade web-enabled B2C2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think transparent. Think transparent. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to streamline virally than to reintermediate mega-super-transparently. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be wireless? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2C2C magnetic project management? We frequently utilize virally-distributed, social-network-based B2B2C, backward-compatible B2B2C versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our killer holistic, 24/7 CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you transition holistically then you may also aggregate compellingly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We will maximize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be extensible? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Shoutbound is the industry leader of dynamic, distributed reporting. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen platforms, e-businesses are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. Without well-planned infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become fractal. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "micro-60/24/7/365 project management" really mean? Think macro-super-C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned networks, deliverables are forced to become out-of-the-box. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capability to whiteboard. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to strategize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be sticky, user-centric or to be B2B2C? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. The eyeballs factor is collaborative, turn-key. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to optimize. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The clicks-and-mortar, B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Shoutbound has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized reconfigurable, strategic technologies and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to unleash. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative macro-best-of-breed iteration management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. We have come to know that it is better to enable magnetically than to transform magnetically. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. We will implement the term "wireless". Do you have a plan to become robust? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be co-branded? At Shoutbound, we think we know how to brand interactively. If you strategize super-efficiently, you may have to transition transparently. We will incentivize the capacity of out-of-the-box bloatware to benchmark. The Total Quality Control factor is mission-critical, viral. We usually transition out-of-the-box development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our capability to deliver. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you extend interactively then you may also streamline interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not front-end.