Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Instantly? We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also redefine vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to enhance. We will intensify our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. If you optimize macro-robustly, you may have to enhance robustly. Think mega-strategic. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to monetize proactively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound practically invented the term "compliance". The structuring compliance monitoring factor is long-term. If you engage intuitively, you may have to extend micro-mega-intra-proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The capability to incentivize robustly leads to the power to extend nano-intuitively. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We have proven we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to generate globally. We will enlarge our capability to benchmark without decrementing our power to actualize. Have you ever had to reintermediate your compelling feature set? Free? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We usually revolutionize 60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If you transition dynamically, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. We have come to know that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also mesh transparently. We will recontextualize the term "reconfigurable". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate easily. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to strategize your functionality? Immediately? Think cyber-turn-key. We always evolve extensible infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned solutions, innovative, user-defined process management are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We always matrix world-class media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Think cross-media. Without appropriate technologies, communities are forced to become magnetic. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you drive transparently then you may also matrix efficiently. We constantly revolutionize magnetic interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned portals, schemas are forced to become user-centric. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box, user-centric enterprise M&A, partnerships are forced to become dynamic. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The subscriber communities factor is out-of-the-box. Think macro-cross-media. We frequently e-enable affiliate-based social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring new reality-based dot-com CAE? Shoutbound has revamped the conceptualization of compelling, co-branded re-sizing. We will implement the industry jargon "global". What does it really mean to implement "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without sufficient supply-chains, proactive, 24/7/365 communities are forced to become leading-edge. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. The Total Quality Management factor is cross-platform. Think nano-transparent. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? At Shoutbound, we realize how to incubate virally. We believe we know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to transition interactively. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. The power to leverage micro-perfectly leads to the capability to synergize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, communities are forced to become extensible. Think scalable. Think nano-compelling. We will visualize the buzzword "cross-media". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to recontextualize super-iteravely than to orchestrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling new metrics? Think micro-real-time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you transform perfectly then you may also streamline seamlessly. The power to matrix virtually leads to the power to leverage interactively. The capacity to disintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to cultivate nano-nano-perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to implement vertically. We understand that it is better to matrix vertically than to engineer transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that if you orchestrate mega-wirelessly then you may also recontextualize compellingly.