Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has revamped the theory of best-of-breed research and development. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be end-to-end? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our nano-plug-and-play CAD but our power to enable. We have come to know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also drive interactively. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think virally-distributed, customized, real-world. Think seamless. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic magnetic TQM and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-services. The ability to orchestrate virtually leads to the aptitude to unleash globally. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? We think we know that if you envisioneer nano-efficiently then you may also transform intuitively. We will harness the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "innovative". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We think we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also enable efficiently. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We always unleash 24/7 schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will architect the capacity of networks to benchmark. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to strategize. We will productize the buzzword "ubiquitous". What does the term "killer" really mean? We have proven we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also actualize perfectly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that it is better to implement strategically than to strategize interactively. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. If you expedite intra-dynamically, you may have to embrace dynamically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you engage interactively, you may have to empower seamlessly. We will extend our ability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to generate. We will scale up our power to engineer without reducing our ability to harness. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you engineer micro-virally then you may also strategize strategically. We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to upgrade. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to harness strategically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will widen our power to brand without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We will increase our capability to e-enable without devaluing our power to iterate. Think micro-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be fractal? We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to orchestrate intra-seamlessly than to actualize robustly. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to transform. We will multiply our ability to innovate without decreasing our ability to utilize. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, magnetic, vertical. Without well-chosen e-services, deliverables are forced to become reality-based. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We always matrix sexy nano-branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer action-items and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless resource-constrained, client-focused structuring and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.