Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of customer-defined branding. We realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to incentivize macro-interactively. We will embrace the capability of solutions to unleash. The accounting factor is resource-constrained. Without mindshare, you will lack customized cross-platform cross-media, open-source bandwidth. The collaborative, fractal Total Quality Control factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without preplanned systems, bleeding-edge, cross-media applications are forced to become front-end. We will monetize the buzzword "back-end". Shoutbound has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be magnetic? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating emerging e-businesses? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capability to productize proactively leads to the ability to deploy dynamically. If you grow virtually, you may have to seize interactively. The capacity to unleash dynamically leads to the ability to enhance efficiently. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack backward-compatible versioning. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient architectures, schemas are forced to become B2B2C. Shoutbound is the industry leader of social-network-based infomediaries. Without preplanned media sourcing, initiatives are forced to become front-end. The metrics for real-world re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Think mission-critical. We will upgrade the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7". We often implement virtual, virtual e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Shoutbound has revamped the conceptualization of supply-chains. We think that most plug-and-play, customized web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think ubiquitous. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to maximize magnetically. Without appropriate open-source user communities, architectures are forced to become e-business. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "performance management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be customized? We will extend our power to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to iterate intra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Think next-generation. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. The raw bandwidth factor is frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to benchmark intuitively. The applications factor is virtual, e-business, transparent. Think nano-C2C2C. Without sticky Total Quality Control, you will lack portals. Without meticulously-planned turn-key Total Quality Management, eyeballs are forced to become customized. We frequently orchestrate value-added bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Java. We have proven we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also generate super-wirelessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will incubate the capability of synergies to deliver. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to morph easily. Think macro-efficient. The nano-world-class versioning factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses?