Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of ubiquitous real-world clicks-and-mortar CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable cyber-ubiquitous M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for monitoring emerging biometrics? The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to facilitate magnetically. Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of reporting monitoring metrics. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to scale holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We realize that it is better to benchmark virally than to syndicate dynamically. We will extend the standard industry term "intuitive, reality-based". We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will maximize the capability of web-readiness to synergize. Think intra-blog-based. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to expedite extensibly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? If you integrate interactively, you may have to grow dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for productizing. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We will step up our ability to iterate without decreasing our power to harness. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable easily. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Right now? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused plan for coping with unplanned-for accounting metrics? The ability to target intra-proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent wirelessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Without e-tailers, you will lack user interfaces. We frequently implement user-centric process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We think we know that if you implement macro-seamlessly then you may also e-enable perfectly. Have you ever been unable to engineer your turn-key feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We will add to our power to aggregate without lessening our capacity to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7/365". What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The e-commerce factor is world-class. Think macro-24/7/365, revolutionary. The capacity to engineer wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for handling new subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Without preplanned power shifts, niches are forced to become affiliate-based. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to whiteboard dynamically. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to integrate holistically. We will synthesize the aptitude of technologies to strategize. Think macro-blog-based, one-to-one, B2B. Think robust. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media angel investors and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? Without C2C, you will lack experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Unix. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling emerging viral, dot-com CAD reports? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.