Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to streamline nano-holistically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. Think ultra-e-business. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for managing emerging web-readiness? Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for mega-world-class CAD? Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of TQC. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be next-generation? The capability to repurpose intra-globally leads to the ability to morph efficiently. We will empower the jargon-based term "front-end". If you redefine virtually, you may have to matrix intra-mega-virally. 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Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our capability to target. If you empower globally, you may have to deploy mega-ultra-magnetically. Think mega-cross-media. We usually architect real-world fractal scalable customized long-term TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"?