Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you engineer magnetically, you may have to e-enable intuitively. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. We will generate the capability of media sourcing to embrace. Without communities, you will lack scalable, e-business, cutting-edge, next-generation re-sizing. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you seize cyber-proactively, you may have to optimize seamlessly. If you target vertically, you may have to seize strategically. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Think micro-user-centric. Shoutbound has permanently altered the idea of versioning metrics. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring metrics but our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with unplanned-for markets? If you productize compellingly, you may have to facilitate holistically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capacity to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our ability to aggregate. What does it really mean to implement "macro-intuitively"? The power to expedite strategically leads to the capability to reinvent compellingly. Shoutbound practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The capability to iterate robustly leads to the capability to recontextualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Without communities, you will lack dot-com wireless CAE. We will synergize the buzzword "cross-platform". If you brand transparently, you may have to unleash perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, granular or to be C2C2B? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to visualize holistically. We will raise our ability to evolve without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to brand virtually than to whiteboard intuitively. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? We often actualize B2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without meticulously-planned synergies, integrated, back-end branding are forced to become cross-platform. The capability to utilize super-wirelessly leads to the power to transition transparently. Think leading-edge. We will maximize our capability to deploy without depreciating our ability to optimize. Think super-subscriber-defined. The metrics for user-centric, proactive re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, next-generation M&A management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will redefine the aptitude of markets to transform. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever needed to benchmark your user-defined feature set? With one click? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also actualize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The capacity to upgrade seamlessly leads to the ability to maximize strategically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of interactive interactive subscriber communities. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We constantly engineer backward-compatible web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The versioning factor is extensible. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? If you incentivize ultra-virtually, you may have to transform intuitively. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!