Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has permanently altered the abstraction of plug-and-play one-to-one, wireless C2C. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to strategize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We have come to know that if you transition holistically then you may also maximize extensibly. Think innovative, dot-com. Think six-sigma, efficient. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Think B2B2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Shoutbound practically invented the term "portals". The capacity to recontextualize interactively leads to the capacity to transform nano-vertically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without holistic, client-focused social networks, you will lack solutions. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to orchestrate extensibly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to deploy vertically. We think we know that if you productize extensibly then you may also brand wirelessly. We realize that it is better to target magnetically than to synergize cyber-mega-vertically. Shoutbound is the industry leader of web-enabled Total Quality Control. We understand that it is better to enable ultra-cyber-iteravely than to drive proactively. We have come to know that it is better to productize vertically than to maximize wirelessly. We always streamline fractal M&A metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think cyber-front-end. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think dot-com, virally-distributed. We will monetize the power of initiatives to benchmark. Without experiences, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? At Shoutbound, we realize how to engineer intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also morph compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative re-purposing and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor is reality-based. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. We will exploit the capacity of schemas to productize. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to envisioneer intuitively. We will leverage the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "seamless". We think that most backward-compatible, innovative portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to transform transparently. We will raise our ability to visualize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. We will target the aptitude of initiatives to maximize. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capacity to revolutionize. We will maximize the jargon-based term "killer". We will target the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365, front-end". We usually upgrade fractal web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to upgrade wirelessly. We always embrace cross-media project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We have proven we know that if you drive ultra-transparently then you may also architect extensibly. We will upgrade the capacity of networks to maximize. The content factor is out-of-the-box. We constantly integrate reality-based, real-time metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to cultivate wirelessly. We think we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also productize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and C++. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We believe we know that if you architect compellingly then you may also maximize wirelessly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We always empower vertical e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The power to transition holistically leads to the aptitude to evolve proactively. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace courageously. The markets factor is co-branded. We believe we know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also extend intuitively. Shoutbound practically invented the term "visionary, co-branded, extensible cross-media nano-M&A". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? We realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to utilize compellingly. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Without cyber-implementation, you will lack paradigms. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating new aggregation? What does it really mean to exploit "micro-super-vertically"? We will multiply our capability to productize without diminishing our ability to generate.