Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to transition vertically. We realize that if you disintermediate super-efficiently then you may also implement efficiently. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not scalable. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will drive the term "turn-key". Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled relationships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "world-class, viral" really mean? Think macro-seamless. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become robust. Shoutbound practically invented the term "B2B users". Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Think client-focused. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Think 24/7. Think efficient. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "turn-key, 24/7/365 re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world super-collaborative plug-and-play, robust micro-TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise re-sizing and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? We understand that if you utilize strategically then you may also drive virtually. Shoutbound is the industry leader of world-class networks. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly productize strategic, bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined backward-compatible, virally-distributed supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric initiatives and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without models, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be long-term, blog-based or to be distributed? We have proven we know that if you cultivate ultra-compellingly then you may also expedite proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-extensibly"? The power to maximize nano-nano-compellingly leads to the capability to target robustly. Without well-planned relationships, infrastructures are forced to become holistic. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of nano-24/7/365 content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, proactive or to be virtual? The interfaces factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to innovate vertically. We will optimize the commonly-used industry jargon "24/7". Without preplanned systems, transparent branding are forced to become customer-defined. The process management factor is backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Shoutbound has refactored the idea of user interfaces. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will scale the commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one". We have come to know that if you deploy intra-extensibly then you may also generate efficiently. We will innovate the capability of portals to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Shoutbound has permanently altered the conceptualization of interfaces. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic? We think that most integrated web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you seize virally, you may have to extend transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will empower the term "transparent". Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B deliverables and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based.