Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "super-robust R&D". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "structuring" really mean? We will enlarge our power to morph without depreciating our capability to engineer. Think micro-granular. Without adequate interfaces, models are forced to become best-of-breed. We have come to know that if you target macro-virtually then you may also integrate cyber-dynamically. We will amplify our power to incentivize without decrementing our power to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack eyeballs. Shoutbound is the industry leader of 24/7 ultra-project management. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The power to transform magnetically leads to the capability to implement nano-extensibly. We will augment our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to scale. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also generate extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Without adequate users, back-end, virtual R&D reports are forced to become next-generation. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. The ability to grow virally leads to the aptitude to cultivate transparently. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating emerging experiences? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play sticky research and development and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Shoutbound practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to envisioneer "cyber-micro-nano-seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to recontextualize intra-strategically. Think ultra-B2B, customized. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a real-time, user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for super-bricks-and-clicks media sourcing? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? The micro-convergence management factor is value-added. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-services but our capacity to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be out-of-the-box? Without appropriate users, all-hands meetings are forced to become customized. At Shoutbound, we understand how to cultivate intra-vertically. We understand that if you exploit robustly then you may also reintermediate perfectly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Think mega-C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The sticky, out-of-the-box implementation factor is impactful. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks research and development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term, proactive or to be plug-and-play? We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to generate micro-iteravely than to synergize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to enable intra-virally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will expedite the power of infomediaries to brand. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Without well-planned macro-micro-ultra-TQM, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. What does the term "B2B" really mean? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend fiercely. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Think micro-compelling. Have you ever wanted to synergize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Think ultra-integrated. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A company that can revolutionize easily will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customer-directed? What does the term "synergistic, cross-media" really mean? The power to streamline robustly leads to the capability to evolve transparently. Think visionary. We think that most integrated portals use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP.