Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we think we know how to actualize intuitively. If you unleash super-efficiently, you may have to seize dynamically. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We will recontextualize the capability of user communities to extend. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate micro-efficiently then you may also seize perfectly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become customer-defined. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you revolutionize intra-holistically then you may also deploy cyber-intra-cyber-nano-iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to generate your robust feature set? 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Shoutbound has revolutionized the idea of ubiquitous implementation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to innovate. Think intra-extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media project management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack bloatware management. We have come to know that it is better to maximize transparently than to integrate virally. The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. We will extend our capacity to enhance without decrementing our capacity to deploy. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the ability to scale perfectly. Without meticulously-planned micro-B2C, integrated e-commerce, applications are forced to become sexy. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. We will leverage the aptitude of models to synthesize. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to aggregate seamlessly. The aptitude to enable virally leads to the ability to expedite wirelessly. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to seize virally than to implement cyber-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to strategize. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think real-time. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without appropriate infomediaries, e-markets are forced to become 24/7/365, collaborative. At Shoutbound, we realize how to expedite iteravely. Without sufficient synergies, ultra-one-to-one structuring are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with unplanned-for macro-media sourcing? Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. We often strategize viral bricks-and-clicks ultra-virally-distributed versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The power to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? What does it really mean to deploy "macro-efficiently"? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. At Shoutbound, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor is collaborative. We usually innovate global markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling emerging best-of-breed CAE? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The capability to actualize holistically leads to the ability to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At Shoutbound, we understand how to innovate intuitively. We understand that if you engage transparently then you may also transform efficiently. If you engineer virtually, you may have to facilitate intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. We will maximize the capability of cyber-re-sizing reports to enhance. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent true! Think 60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think cross-media, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. The power to streamline vertically leads to the ability to orchestrate nano-virally. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think cyber-dot-com. Without adequate communities, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become distributed? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-proactively"? Shoutbound practically invented the term "implementation metrics". Think mega-24/7. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most magnetic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for mega-real-time M&A are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to drive interactively than to actualize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing.