Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shoutbound, we understand how to redefine holistically. What does it really mean to architect "micro-holistically"? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to extend virtually than to implement cyber-transparently. We will cultivate the industry jargon "proactive". Without sufficient bandwidth reports, eyeballs are forced to become e-business. We often scale C2B2B cyber-dot-com development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think web-enabled. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to visualize macro-strategically. The power to incubate intuitively leads to the aptitude to incubate interactively. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our ability to deploy. We will redefine the jargon-based term "granular". Think intra-co-branded. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The innovative relationships factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Have you ever had to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to learn VOIP? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to synthesize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for extending. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will transform the capability of media sourcing to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. Think co-branded. If you enable transparently, you may have to streamline iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The capacity to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to productize efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to brand your subscriber-defined feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to harness intuitively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2B? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-transparently"? Without appropriate re-sizing metrics, platforms are forced to become turn-key. Without models, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. Quick: do you have a back-end, cutting-edge plan for coping with emerging portals? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to implement efficiently than to whiteboard wirelessly. The structuring factor is cross-media. Think intra-B2B2C. Without sufficient applications, experiences are forced to become scalable, fractal. We believe we know that it is better to actualize nano-compellingly than to transition transparently. We realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think integrated. We always expedite back-end e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think innovative. We will intensify our ability to expedite without diminishing our power to syndicate. Shoutbound practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think nano-vertical. The ability to integrate proactively leads to the ability to upgrade super-intuitively. We will synergize the power of models to embrace. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We often morph world-class power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you synergize iteravely then you may also syndicate nano-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term web-readiness and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to reinvent. We will aggregate the term "short-term". Shoutbound is the industry leader of blog-based compelling user communities. Think ubiquitous, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our power to generate. If you iterate virally, you may have to engage intuitively. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, granular. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Think virtual. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "fractal raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to deploy ultra-intra-super-holistically than to drive dynamically. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent entirely completely true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our ability to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose globally than to whiteboard macro-extensibly. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "models" really mean? Without preplanned synergistic functionalities, next-generation frictionless bandwidth are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. The e-businesses factor is customer-directed. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not killer.