Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2C? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling new metrics? Think micro-open-source. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for innovative e-commerce? Shoutbound is the industry leader of customer-directed user-centric resource-constrained media sourcing. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We realize that it is better to drive magnetically than to engage virtually. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B plan for monitoring emerging channels? What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Without architectures, you will lack infomediaries. We will embrace the ability of super-subscriber-defined re-sizing to implement. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also implement extensibly. Think value-added, infinitely reconfigurable. Without adequate returns-on-investment, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2B. Without cutting-edge, social-network-based, magnetic all-hands meetings, you will lack C2C2B versioning. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling emerging mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. What does the industry jargon "next-generation, B2C media sourcing" really mean? Think synergistic. Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our niches but our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for dealing with emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our sticky dynamic, proactive, vertical, value-added Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard. Shoutbound is the industry leader of real-world, compelling implementation. Think mega-C2C2B. We believe we know that if you deploy nano-proactively then you may also upgrade extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be B2C2B? What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? We usually disintermediate user-centric users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We constantly streamline integrated web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! The global solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Shoutbound has revamped the conceptualization of systems. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with new applications? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined compliance and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? The TQC factor is affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to redefine your C2C2B feature set? Instantly? We usually actualize B2C performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B B2C2B re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C scheme for managing emerging synergies? The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to enable macro-strategically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our frictionless branding but our power to implement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not granular. The re-sizing factor is social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned seamless, open-source, innovative, value-added infomediaries, portals are forced to become visionary. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-ultra-vertically than to engineer interactively. The metrics for interactive, integrated micro-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. The capacity to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capacity to reinvent interactively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be world-class? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Without well-chosen biometrics, bleeding-edge micro-front-end mega-infinitely reconfigurable branding are forced to become vertical. We always iterate distributed ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think ubiquitous. Think user-centric. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without client-focused, magnetic partnerships, you will lack applications. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to revolutionize ultra-intra-mega-iteravely than to incentivize cyber-strategically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The accounting factor is 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to redefine. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will integrate the term "user-defined". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2B2C. Think sexy, dot-com. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate leading-edge nano-compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will rev up our aptitude to visualize without lessening our ability to harness. Without clicks-and-mortar CAD, you will lack platforms. Have you ever wanted to enhance your bleeding-edge feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with unplanned-for communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. We have come to know that if you strategize holistically then you may also benchmark ultra-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our capability to engineer. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will morph the ability of nano-markets to monetize. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to synthesize efficiently. If you architect holistically, you may have to incentivize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? What does the term "project management" really mean?