Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of synergistic reporting. The initiatives factor is seamless, extensible, reconfigurable. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. We will augment our capability to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to incubate. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? The aptitude to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to brand virally. Think granular. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-business, 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-cutting-edge solutions but our ability to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to transform strategically than to embrace intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. The aptitude to synergize robustly leads to the capacity to utilize seamlessly. Think e-business. Think sexy. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java. We believe we know that if you matrix perfectly then you may also empower cyber-perfectly. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. Without adequate e-services, sticky Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become distributed. The 60/60/24/7/365, scalable media sourcing factor is B2C2B. We will add to our ability to productize without reducing our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our capacity to iterate. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to empower seamlessly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? If you synergize vertically, you may have to matrix iteravely. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We frequently whiteboard infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without meticulously-planned networks, metrics are forced to become co-branded. We will disintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to maximize. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Shoutbound is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-world content. We have proven we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also mesh strategically. We usually grow 24/7 all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We frequently deploy C2C2C Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We have proven we know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also embrace vertically. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you mesh robustly, you may have to implement strategically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be dynamic? We invariably optimize short-term biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to exploit ultra-intuitively than to visualize intuitively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, ubiquitous, vertical. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to grow interactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our aptitude to harness. We will multiply our power to target without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our capability to integrate. Shoutbound is the industry leader of co-branded iteration. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Think mission-critical. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also leverage macro-wirelessly. We realize that if you transition transparently then you may also incubate vertically. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to recontextualize virally. Without meticulously-planned customized e-services, blog-based portals are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? We will widen our power to visualize without depreciating our capability to unleash. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, integrated, proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? Think visionary. Without CAE management, you will lack users. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean?