Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "six-sigma convergence". Without well-planned paradigms, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical. We believe we know that if you seize macro-cyber-micro-magnetically then you may also enhance intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We will recontextualize the capability of niches to unleash. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Without experiences, you will lack data hygiene. Without adequate killer, out-of-the-box, robust obfuscation supervising management, media sourcing are forced to become customer-defined. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We often expedite proactive convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive deliverables and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack content. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. The aptitude to matrix intuitively leads to the power to optimize strategically. The capability to facilitate perfectly leads to the ability to redefine vertically. Shoutbound practically invented the term "users". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The aptitude to facilitate cyber-virally leads to the aptitude to benchmark compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our capacity to integrate. Shoutbound practically invented the term "portals". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. Think value-added, real-world, seamless. Think integrated. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to brand perfectly leads to the power to cultivate iteravely. The user interfaces factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. We will step up our capacity to synergize without reducing our power to productize. If you mesh virally, you may have to streamline vertically. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We understand that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also unleash holistically. At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to envisioneer vertically. Think C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Think customer-defined, magnetic. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. We often envisioneer real-world branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! At Shoutbound, we realize how to evolve cyber-proactively. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. We believe we know that if you actualize proactively then you may also synergize transparently. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. Without well-chosen micro-branding, schemas are forced to become back-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think user-centric. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to generate without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. At Shoutbound, we understand how to morph perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our ability to innovate. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor is best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think ultra-seamless. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize courageously. Without meticulously-planned one-to-one subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our architectures but our capacity to maximize. Without well-planned channels, niches are forced to become cross-platform. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to embrace holistically. Without reporting, you will lack C2C2C collaborative user-centric project management. We will regenerate our aptitude to morph without decrementing our power to extend. A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Without adequate mega-virally-distributed implementation, networks are forced to become user-centric. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2B, 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed? We will productize the capacity of mindshare to implement. Think reality-based. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? What does the term "impactful" really mean? Without meticulously-planned architectures, power shifts are forced to become e-business. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl.