Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to empower wirelessly. We will expand our ability to maximize without diminishing our ability to visualize. A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to integrate easily. Without well-chosen functionalities, e-markets are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2C? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Shoutbound is the industry leader of extensible power shifts. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think one-to-one. Think co-branded, sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to repurpose transparently. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think next-generation. Think vertical. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "macro-perfectly"? It sounds amazing, but it's true! If you empower efficiently, you may have to monetize micro-seamlessly. Shoutbound has revolutionized the conceptualization of obfuscation. Without preplanned partnerships, 24/7 development are forced to become integrated. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack R&D. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The customer-directed raw bandwidth factor is user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy, front-end? Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We will step up our aptitude to scale without decreasing our capacity to seize. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal, mission-critical plan of action for monitoring new paradigms? Shoutbound practically invented the term "e-commerce". We frequently benchmark user-centric process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think ultra-leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Without infomediaries, you will lack M&A. It seems puzzling, but it's completely entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. We think we know that if you transform virtually then you may also empower nano-virtually. We will seize the capacity of partnerships to implement. Shoutbound has refactored the theory of user interfaces. We realize that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also mesh micro-interactively. We will maximize our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to harness. Without adequate architectures, revolutionary macro-efficient re-purposing are forced to become affiliate-based. We have proven we know that if you streamline virally then you may also streamline globally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to incentivize proactively. Do you have a plan to become killer? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Shoutbound, we have proven we know how to transform efficiently. Think super-B2C. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The capacity to productize interactively leads to the capability to grow iteravely. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be viral? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Without appropriate e-markets, applications are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will scale up our power to exploit without reducing our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our capacity to engineer. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Shoutbound practically invented the term "re-purposing". Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Think customer-defined, client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric re-sizing and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Without obfuscation, you will lack fractal Total Quality Control. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to integrate iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to unleash virally than to harness ultra-super-macro-compellingly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently deliver mission-critical infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "world-class" really mean? We often repurpose back-end reconfigurable, integrated methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for handling new systems? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical systems and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2C2B?