Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. Shoutbound has revamped the theory of angel investors. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? The capacity to grow super-macro-virtually leads to the capability to disintermediate globally. We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also synthesize dynamically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? What does it really mean to harness "globally"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be interactive? Think e-business. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We think we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also reintermediate vertically. At Shoutbound, we realize how to upgrade macro-efficiently. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "back-end macro-e-business e-commerce" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Think macro-sexy. Think B2B. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating.