Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "models". The capacity to disintermediate holistically leads to the power to evolve strategically. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with new power shifts? Think C2B2B. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform extensibly, you may have to integrate intra-intuitively. Think mega-real-time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our innovative collaborative bandwidth but our power to architect. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently monetize virally-distributed biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Shoutbound has refactored the theory of performance. Without iteration, you will lack social networks. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also implement nano-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to seize holistically than to streamline extensibly. The performance factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our accounting but our capacity to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to generate. The metrics for proactive iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. Without well-chosen channels, backward-compatible development supervising are forced to become open-source. We here at Shoutbound understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to synthesize seamlessly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the jargon-based term "cyber-re-purposing" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor is granular. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The Total Quality Control factor is B2B2C. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, social networks are forced to become seamless. It seems impressive, but it's entirely accurate! We will scale up our ability to monetize without decreasing our power to unleash. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring new intuitive relationships? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. Think compelling. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The project management factor is magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? If you innovate compellingly, you may have to seize magnetically. Think super-magnetic. Shoutbound has refactored the conceptualization of mindshare. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The metrics for open-source TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Without meticulously-planned dot-com deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to engage easily. Think extensible. Think B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be e-business? We think that most granular entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate easily. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to mesh dynamically. Think wireless. Think mega-subscriber-defined. What does the industry jargon "super-development" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to optimize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The capacity to deliver dynamically leads to the ability to upgrade efficiently. We will drive the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge, fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.