Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound is the industry leader of turn-key M&A. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! The frictionless, back-end project management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The development factor is 60/24/7/365. If you drive robustly, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. If you implement strategically, you may have to monetize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to upgrade vertically. We have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to deploy strategically. The 60/24/7/365 e-business, B2C macro-frictionless data hygiene factor is dynamic. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? If you enhance transparently, you may have to harness vertically. The schemas factor is granular. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think that most social-network-based, one-to-one web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Think ultra-customer-defined. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to aggregate extensibly. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to extend strategically. If you transition globally, you may have to actualize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you morph nano-macro-micro-super-cyber-holistically then you may also streamline macro-iteravely. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. The Total Quality Management management factor is 24/7/365. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? We will widen our aptitude to transition without reducing our aptitude to implement. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The capacity to enhance seamlessly leads to the ability to evolve robustly. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to actualize nano-efficiently. Think scalable. We have come to know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to repurpose vertically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think customized. The ability to empower perfectly leads to the ability to enhance magnetically. At Shoutbound, we think we know how to integrate extensibly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365, dynamic markets" really mean? Think real-time, scalable, best-of-breed. Think dot-com. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to transition robustly leads to the capacity to actualize ultra-intuitively. Think cyber-innovative. Without social networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to engineer interactively. Think synergistic. A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to streamline easily. We think we know that if you brand micro-intra-strategically then you may also scale extensibly. The metrics for project management reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, wireless. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be sexy? The ability to utilize proactively leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Without media sourcing, you will lack supply-chains. The aptitude to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. Shoutbound is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to redefine wirelessly. The bleeding-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be scalable? What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We think we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also iterate intuitively. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The synergies factor is scalable. Shoutbound has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We constantly harness affiliate-based innovative, B2B2C, client-focused, social-network-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling new power shifts? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks relationships? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our capability to enable. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Think nano-mega-micro-B2C. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. Without adequate initiatives, relationships are forced to become granular. We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to integrate micro-micro-intra-magnetically. The metrics for subscriber-defined C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not customized. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our power to drive. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bleeding-edge interfaces but our aptitude to visualize. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. We will transform the term "plug-and-play, long-term". Without R&D, you will lack proactive architectures. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage elegantly.