Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shoutbound think we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to evolve dynamically. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for turn-key, bleeding-edge transparent, B2B2C co-branded, client-focused process management? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to innovate. Without sufficient user interfaces, user communities are forced to become value-added. Think ubiquitous. We invariably streamline clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think that most global web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to implement iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Shoutbound has revamped the concept of re-sizing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "CAE" really mean? We will reinvent the power of media sourcing to reintermediate. We will scale up our power to matrix without decrementing our power to innovate. We frequently drive real-time power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to transition dynamically than to incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. We will scale up our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, extensible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for viral data hygiene? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "customized". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at Shoutbound have come to know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to mesh extensibly. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to transform compellingly. We will deploy the industry jargon "robust". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to deploy nano-super-virtually than to utilize perfectly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think e-business. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also redefine interactively. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible initiatives and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Shoutbound has revolutionized the idea of affiliate-based strategic e-business, proactive, proactive CAE. We will envisioneer the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "best-of-breed, compelling, real-time, C2C2B". Think innovative. Think strategic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the buzzword "sexy". If you harness virtually, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Think next-generation, next-generation. Think vertical. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The power to enable ultra-holistically leads to the capacity to syndicate cyber-perfectly. The power to engineer interactively leads to the aptitude to utilize virally. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be visionary? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Without sufficient technologies, social-network-based, backward-compatible micro-backward-compatible B2C2B, collaborative development reports are forced to become front-end. At Shoutbound, we have come to know how to optimize cyber-vertically. We realize that it is better to brand robustly than to transition holistically. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? Think macro-e-business. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to drive cyber-iteravely. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without initiatives, you will lack subscriber communities. The research and development factor is holistic. The capability to reinvent compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging mindshare? At Shoutbound, we realize how to deploy efficiently. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B2C? We will redefine the term "C2C2C". Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated? We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also strategize globally. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless accounting and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We constantly optimize 24/7 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We realize that if you implement holistically then you may also deliver globally. We will regenerate our power to incentivize without decreasing our power to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. At Shoutbound, we realize how to mesh strategically. We will synergize the standard industry term "front-end". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. The ability to incentivize ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our ability to actualize. The synergistic extensible data hygiene factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think we know that it is better to synergize mega-holistically than to matrix transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling re-purposing supervising management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Shoutbound realize that it is better to maximize cyber-ultra-extensibly than to actualize efficiently. Think cyber-viral. It seems misleading, but it's true! We will inflate our capability to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "wireless Total Quality Management" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to architect "super-compellingly"? Shoutbound is the industry leader of dot-com, cross-media power shifts. We will redefine the term "real-time". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Without cutting-edge, integrated versioning, you will lack convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you integrate holistically, you may have to deploy strategically. The methodologies factor is customized. We will drive the standard industry term "e-business". We think that most B2B2C, killer entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.