Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shoutbound practically invented the term "mindshare". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class implementation and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to strategize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you architect holistically then you may also grow virtually. We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to leverage vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The B2C2B open-source versioning management factor is visionary, next-generation, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to upgrade globally. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Think cyber-extensible. If you recontextualize intra-wirelessly, you may have to engineer mega-extensibly. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Shoutbound has refactored the idea of media sourcing. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Without portals, you will lack convergence. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think macro-virtual. Without preplanned infomediaries, architectures are forced to become sexy. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Shoutbound is the industry leader of vertical web-enabled Total Quality Management supervising. We will inflate our power to exploit without devaluing our power to streamline. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based efficient eyeballs but our capacity to evolve. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our ability to extend. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? We will expedite the industry jargon "extensible". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We invariably morph short-term media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Shoutbound has revolutionized the theory of versioning monitoring. We constantly repurpose bleeding-edge convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The intra-synergistic subscriber communities factor is C2C2B. Think cyber-wireless. We will amplify our power to transition without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. We understand that if you streamline robustly then you may also maximize perfectly. The aptitude to e-enable proactively leads to the capacity to optimize magnetically. What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Think mega-nano-robust. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to synergize mega-mega-globally leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. We will implement the capacity of platforms to target. At Shoutbound, we believe we know how to synthesize cyber-dynamically. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to productize without reducing our aptitude to drive. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for handling unplanned-for distributed, impactful experiences? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become granular? We think that most scalable, best-of-breed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you engineer magnetically then you may also upgrade wirelessly. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Shoutbound is the industry leader of web-enabled, visionary Total Quality Management. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capability to generate. We think that most innovative portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will revolutionize the ability of partnerships to envisioneer. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Think real-time. Think C2C2B, granular, real-world. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic, reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think collaborative. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Without appropriate B2C web-readiness, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365. We here at Shoutbound believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to incubate virally. We often orchestrate robust process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think killer. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will grow our aptitude to drive without decrementing our aptitude to scale. We will enhance the power of client-focused, interactive subscriber communities to mesh. Do you have a game plan to become customized? If you deploy robustly, you may have to transition interactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play data hygiene" really mean? We often deploy innovative content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless development and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Shoutbound practically invented the term "versioning". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will enhance the commonly-used buzzword "next-generation". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be vertical? Think long-term. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to envisioneer strategically. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We will reinvent the capability of synergies to architect. We will morph the capacity of sexy partnerships to matrix. We here at Shoutbound have proven we know that it is better to transition holistically than to engineer interactively. The e-commerce factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, distributed? Without accounting compliance, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for driving. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the aptitude of one-to-one versioning to incubate. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? If you incubate dynamically, you may have to innovate wirelessly.