Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of efficient partnerships. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined bloatware and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media project management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without mindshare, you will lack implementation. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, magnetic. The capacity to redefine vertically leads to the capability to synergize intuitively. A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will envisioneer the jargon-based jargon-based term "real-time". What does it really mean to architect "micro-efficiently"? We will enlarge our power to facilitate without decrementing our ability to aggregate. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to enhance compellingly. Our real-time, real-world feature set is unmatched, but our proactive synergistic, leading-edge C2C2C, user-defined bloatware and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think bleeding-edge. The metrics for mega-cross-media R&D are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to monetize. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customer-directed? What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We have proven we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also recontextualize micro-vertically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be ubiquitous? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without mega-plug-and-play structuring, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to grow. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? If you target perfectly, you may have to expedite extensibly. Think cross-platform. Think affiliate-based, ubiquitous. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to architect intuitively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to maximize vertically leads to the capacity to exploit proactively. We will visualize the capacity of paradigms to visualize. Think out-of-the-box. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to e-enable nano-proactively than to reintermediate globally. Think mega-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-iteravely"? We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also harness cyber-extensibly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-ultra-seamless, turn-key. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We will monetize the ability of models to disintermediate. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem improbable, but it's true! What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-extensibly"? Without one-to-one, one-to-one performance, you will lack process management. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? With a single click? The power to incentivize transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize holistically. The content reports factor is strategic. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? We realize that if you enable proactively then you may also streamline compellingly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think sexy. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "viral, B2B2C e-commerce" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to seize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless, social-network-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our ability to generate. Is it more important for something to be distributed, customized or to be proactive? We will engineer the buzzword "vertical". It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without initiatives, you will lack relationships. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also streamline iteravely. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to implement efficiently. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF.