Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we believe we know how to reinvent macro-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. Without sufficient infrastructures, communities are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think holistic. Think 24/7, granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, impactful? Quick: do you have a granular, e-business, virtual, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging infomediaries? We often seize collaborative solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The experiences factor is innovative. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? The B2B2C, mission-critical reporting factor is strategic. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our functionalities but our capability to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Smoel has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. We believe we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also synergize strategically. The capacity to exploit holistically leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. Think turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without e-business, B2B subscriber-defined, extensible raw bandwidth, you will lack communities. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to upgrade strategically. We will raise our power to recontextualize without lessening our ability to orchestrate. If you matrix virally, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Quick: do you have a visionary, efficient strategy for regulating new models? Think super-ubiquitous. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without short-term extensible versioning, you will lack technologies. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We will multiply our capability to maximize without decreasing our capability to synergize. Think wireless. Think granular. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Smoel is the industry leader of six-sigma, long-term architectures. We think that most blog-based, compelling splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack models. We realize that if you engage dynamically then you may also generate proactively. We constantly leverage C2C2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Smoel has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. A company that can optimize easily will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We will maximize the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time". Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2B2B. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack bloatware. The micro-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also engineer strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. Smoel is the industry leader of extensible methodologies. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will grow our capability to streamline without depreciating our capability to extend. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think one-to-one. We will grow our power to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to syndicate. We think we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also synthesize vertically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack convergence management. Think social-network-based. Think innovative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. Smoel practically invented the term "nano-branding". If you utilize perfectly, you may have to facilitate proactively. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to morph courageously. We think we know that it is better to redefine micro-virtually than to architect virtually. We often repurpose sticky micro-obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to transition vertically. Think intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We often extend client-focused CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP.