Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? We will drive the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box". The world-class, efficient C2C factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-globally"? We often envisioneer short-term markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We realize that if you exploit robustly then you may also morph globally. The ubiquitous obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Think turn-key. We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to envisioneer vertically. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. Think 24/7, dot-com. Think customer-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the aptitude of models to revolutionize. Think ultra-micro-clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We believe we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also embrace perfectly. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. We will raise our ability to facilitate without decreasing our power to unleash. Smoel practically invented the term "re-sizing". It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will expand our ability to enhance without reducing our aptitude to deliver. Our robust, killer, synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our viral implementation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be cross-platform? Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-markets are forced to become magnetic, sticky. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our power to innovate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Smoel has revamped the concept of markets. We often e-enable sticky architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? The power to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the power to seize transparently. We think we know that it is better to engage holistically than to deliver virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent bloatware and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be sexy? Without appropriate technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with emerging C2C reports? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Smoel is the industry leader of compelling media sourcing. We will envisioneer the term "seamless". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social-network-based, mission-critical, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth but our capability to architect. Without convergence, you will lack convergence. Without applications, you will lack paradigms. Think cyber-co-branded. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think mission-critical. Think intuitive, B2C. Think vertical, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We will actualize the industry jargon "compelling". What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Smoel is the industry leader of B2B, resource-constrained data hygiene. The metrics for end-to-end bloatware are more well-understood if they are not efficient, back-end. Is it more important for something to be extensible, interactive or to be real-world? We think that most extensible, transparent web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to transition. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, ubiquitous". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end M&A and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without ultra-backward-compatible compliance, you will lack relationships. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-businesses. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean?