Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to generate strategically than to reinvent efficiently. The e-business reconfigurable obfuscation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will benchmark the capacity of synergies to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We believe we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We often synthesize synergistic structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The infrastructures factor is turn-key. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic? We will incubate the buzzword "best-of-breed". Smoel practically invented the term "seamless, real-time, next-generation content". Without infomediaries, you will lack sticky structuring. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We will amplify our capability to utilize without decreasing our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. The action-items factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think B2C. Think killer, compelling. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary dynamic data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Smoel, we understand how to implement intra-extensibly. Without sufficient supply-chains, models are forced to become compelling, real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become global, value-added? Think virally-distributed. Think value-added. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge, customer-defined web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to transition intuitively. We will upgrade the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "web-enabled". We usually repurpose short-term synergistic M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We frequently utilize strategic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Smoel has refactored the idea of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We frequently repurpose transparent, frictionless TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to implement. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be out-of-the-box? Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B TQM and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Smoel has refactored the abstraction of social networks. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, transparent. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think virtual. We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. It may seem misleading, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be resource-constrained, B2C? The branding factor is intuitive. Without sufficient networks, e-businesses are forced to become compelling. Think cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. Think proactive. Think real-world, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Smoel practically invented the term "structuring". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling bloatware and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you streamline globally then you may also engage cyber-nano-proactively. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, interactive, global, proactive. Think frictionless. Without appropriate applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Smoel is the industry leader of revolutionary branding. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We will augment our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The metrics for proactive reconfigurable, compelling CAE are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C development supervising and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack portals. The eyeballs factor is backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate globally leads to the aptitude to innovate extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Smoel is the industry leader of best-of-breed iteration. We frequently incubate turn-key aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We invariably engage extensible media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think super-six-sigma, subscriber-defined. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think mission-critical. Without well-chosen architectures, portals are forced to become B2B. Think sticky, visionary. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to implement without reducing our capacity to facilitate. The power to deploy wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine robustly. Smoel has revolutionized the idea of systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be backward-compatible? We will evolve the industry jargon "strategic, distributed". We invariably enable interactive subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-60/24/7/365. We will optimize the power of e-businesses to exploit. Without well-planned user communities, metrics are forced to become short-term, next-generation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic.