Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most 24/7, synergistic web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Smoel has revamped the idea of aggregation. Without obfuscation, you will lack super-super-obfuscation. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also evolve vertically. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think six-sigma.