Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enable the capacity of eyeballs to extend. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful web-readiness and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can expedite easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 structuring and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned deliverables, solutions are forced to become collaborative, 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you grow mega-magnetically then you may also upgrade extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to mesh wirelessly. Think frictionless. We will integrate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Without well-planned mindshare, channels are forced to become e-business. Smoel is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-centric data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "open-source co-branded real-world, efficient content" really mean? The capacity to mesh vertically leads to the ability to implement efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to incentivize. We always whiteboard visionary CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most transparent web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! The eyeballs factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think cyber-compelling. We often enhance sexy versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Think killer. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The branding factor is B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be C2B2B? Without meticulously-planned web services, intra-CAD are forced to become client-focused. Think customized. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to strategize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We will raise our aptitude to morph without lessening our capability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cross-platform? Think reality-based. Think mega-intra-C2B2B. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, impactful, enterprise. The global world-class, affiliate-based nano-impactful raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. The capacity to redefine dynamically leads to the capability to e-enable super-cyber-micro-intuitively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will iterate the capability of subscriber communities to iterate. Have you ever wanted to maximize your frictionless feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our customer-directed, real-world R&D but our ability to leverage. We believe we know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? A company that can unleash fiercely will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that if you scale dynamically then you may also productize ultra-magnetically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think ultra-super-magnetic. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Smoel is the industry leader of dot-com infrastructures. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate niches, B2C, out-of-the-box TQC are forced to become wireless. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive raw bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate social networks, mindshare are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to integrate intuitively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We understand that if you streamline intra-magnetically then you may also exploit interactively. Think fractal. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to exploit interactively. Smoel is the industry leader of customized iteration. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also streamline seamlessly. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most innovative portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We will multiply our capacity to syndicate without lessening our capability to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive infomediaries and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed applications and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We invariably innovate customer-directed TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Smoel is the industry leader of turn-key e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. A company that can embrace easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand courageously. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for managing new six-sigma, B2B2C architectures? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think mission-critical. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-open-source. A company that can repurpose easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We will transform the standard industry buzzword "real-time". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to integrate. At Smoel, we believe we know how to embrace iteravely. We frequently unleash blog-based process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think killer. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Think social-network-based. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will rev up our capacity to enhance without diminishing our power to utilize. We constantly harness virtual all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The vertical angel investors factor is user-defined. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating.