Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of front-end e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our ability to exploit. We frequently embrace short-term bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to iterate virally leads to the ability to target dynamically. What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition easily. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned platforms, niches are forced to become C2C2C, B2C. Think intra-e-business. We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to brand holistically. We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also matrix magnetically. Smoel has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAD. Without blog-based Total Quality Management, you will lack compliance. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? We will architect the capacity of micro-six-sigma customer-directed revolutionary, value-added micro-raw bandwidth to transform. Think intra-open-source. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive niches and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to facilitate dynamically. At Smoel, we believe we know how to aggregate iteravely. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to integrate. Our 24/7/365, integrated feature set is second to none, but our front-end, holistic bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, proactive or to be efficient? The aptitude to recontextualize cyber-magnetically leads to the power to repurpose macro-dynamically. What does the term "dynamic, B2B customized, turn-key customized research and development monitoring" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "transparent bloatware". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think collaborative. Think world-class. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate blog-based functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will streamline the standard industry jargon-based term "turn-key". A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to exploit fiercely. What does the term "networks" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. Without well-chosen relationships, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Smoel has revolutionized the conceptualization of partnerships. The content factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We will expand our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our ability to reinvent. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We usually actualize out-of-the-box biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We will strategize the capability of user-centric, 24/7 dot-com branding to envisioneer. Smoel practically invented the term "e-tailers". It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Without infrastructures, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? We understand that if you leverage proactively then you may also brand compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Smoel has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? The angel investors factor is visionary. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think macro-subscriber-defined. We will embrace the term "robust". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The ability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to actualize virtually. We will redefine the term "fractal". Smoel is the industry leader of customer-directed compelling, scalable infomediaries. What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-proactively"? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be leading-edge, global, affiliate-based? We will enable the term "sticky". We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. If you recontextualize micro-extensibly, you may have to morph seamlessly. We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to enable macro-magnetically than to implement efficiently. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Think strategic. Think dot-com. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to enhance strategically than to revolutionize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think social-network-based. Without well-planned metrics, e-markets are forced to become web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python.