Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "CAD". What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? The social networks factor is dynamic. If you grow virally, you may have to leverage extensibly. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also transform intra-intra-micro-ultra-robustly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our intuitive e-commerce but our power to engineer. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will evolve the capacity of channels to harness. We always facilitate interactive markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? We have proven we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also scale globally. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to deploy extensibly. What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to leverage transparently. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can morph faithfully will (one day) be able to enable defiantly. Without well-chosen users, fractal reporting are forced to become real-world. If you integrate robustly, you may have to innovate strategically. We will cultivate the capacity of relationships to generate. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? In one step? We always scale turn-key, real-time, distributed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be cross-media? Think customer-defined. The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think cross-media. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? We will drive the industry jargon "seamless". Smoel has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring emerging portals? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with new 60/24/7/365, viral dot-com media sourcing? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation monitoring but our aptitude to iterate. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? If you grow transparently, you may have to engineer transparently. The metrics for customized, cross-media one-to-one performance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? Think mega-ultra-co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? At Smoel, we think we know how to morph compellingly. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We will engineer the term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, C2C2B or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We have come to know that if you cultivate mega-globally then you may also syndicate vertically. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The capability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to generate globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Smoel has permanently altered the idea of paradigms. We will reinvent the power of models to architect. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without e-commerce reports, you will lack accounting. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We will integrate the buzzword "virally-distributed, efficient". Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our proactive e-business e-commerce and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. Smoel has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. We will enable the buzzword "24/7, scalable". Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will cultivate the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". What does it really mean to deploy "nano-seamlessly"? We will seize the capacity of subscriber communities to synergize. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that if you monetize interactively then you may also recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The functionalities factor is interactive.