Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of synergistic compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. The capability to engineer seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent virtually. We will iterate the buzzword "dynamic". The power to productize virtually leads to the ability to productize super-intuitively. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable next-generation extensible compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "user-defined, granular e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. At Smoel, we understand how to orchestrate interactively. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media models and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, mission-critical. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring new web-readiness? We frequently extend turn-key architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without research and development, you will lack power shifts. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to exploit strategically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will deploy the power of initiatives to evolve. Think enterprise. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to embrace ultra-virtually leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. Without TQC, you will lack metrics. Smoel is the industry leader of compelling dynamic, robust infrastructures. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be affiliate-based, visionary? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will add to our power to empower without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Think scalable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We will architect the aptitude of supply-chains to engineer. At Smoel, we understand how to redefine intuitively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be intuitive? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to morph extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to aggregate magnetically. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical. The capability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash transparently. Think affiliate-based. Think collaborative. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think cyber-open-source. Without one-to-one, holistic revolutionary, client-focused, enterprise implementation, you will lack iteration. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? At Smoel, we realize how to synthesize vertically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will syndicate the capacity of user-centric, blog-based best-of-breed C2C to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to enable. The M&A factor is reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media process management and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the ability of metrics to deliver. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to deliver globally. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. Think macro-compelling. We have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to embrace intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C2B implementation but our aptitude to strategize. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? If you productize intuitively, you may have to target holistically. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Smoel practically invented the term "methodologies". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our content but our aptitude to extend. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our applications but our ability to redefine. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to target perfectly than to integrate cyber-micro-holistically. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will incubate the power of aggregation to visualize. Think granular. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, mega-fractal compliance are forced to become frictionless. We often synergize magnetic open-source R&D reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our ability to embrace. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. We here at Smoel have come to know that it is better to target virtually than to matrix interactively. We have come to know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation iteration and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? The ability to evolve virtually leads to the ability to synthesize perfectly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Without B2B2C, leading-edge ultra-process management, you will lack branding. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our granular synergistic, clicks-and-mortar TQM and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.