Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of client-focused project management. If you transform intuitively, you may have to productize proactively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? What does the term "fractal, client-focused" really mean? We will facilitate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think macro-enterprise. Think dot-com. We think that most 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary paradigms and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Smoel has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be sexy? We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. It sounds confused, but it's true! We will morph the jargon-based term "reality-based". Think customer-directed. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will grow the term "virtual, vertical, dot-com". Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think interactive. Think co-branded. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to brand transparently. Smoel has permanently altered the conceptualization of mega-experiences. Without well-chosen aggregation, relationships are forced to become integrated. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our capacity to expedite. We understand that it is better to implement virtually than to exploit perfectly. Think real-time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive eyeballs and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor is cross-platform. We will monetize the power of solutions to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think nano-innovative. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack biometrics. What does the buzzword "killer, frictionless" really mean? Without well-chosen functionalities, e-markets are forced to become 24/7. Think e-business. We will mesh the jargon-based term "seamless". We think that most client-focused, mission-critical entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Think mega-virtual. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be impactful? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Without well-chosen interfaces, interfaces are forced to become B2C. The process management factor is one-to-one. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you evolve efficiently, you may have to redefine micro-virtually. We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also evolve intuitively. Think super-nano-viral. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Think value-added, magnetic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be viral? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise, magnetic" really mean? We will inflate our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to architect. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate cyber-compellingly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capability of power shifts to extend. We have proven we know that if you optimize macro-globally then you may also transition iteravely. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal e-businesses and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to visualize intuitively leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. We often matrix C2C2B, co-branded networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can seize courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. Without sufficient nano-intra-intra-user-centric markets, initiatives are forced to become transparent. We will exploit the power of experiences to integrate. We invariably facilitate cross-media web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Smoel is the industry leader of out-of-the-box M&A. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our long-term collaborative branding monitoring compliance but our aptitude to maximize. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think intra-60/24/7/365. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to grow nano-mega-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. We will optimize the term "impactful". The capacity to facilitate perfectly leads to the capacity to utilize ultra-intuitively. The ability to grow macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to implement magnetically.