Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we have proven we know how to envisioneer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We constantly transform collaborative frictionless, extensible raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be proactive, C2B2B or to be frictionless? We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to redefine vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be reconfigurable? Smoel has permanently altered the idea of nano-user interfaces. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? We will envisioneer the term "synergistic". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will mesh the aptitude of aggregation to generate. What does the standard industry buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? The capacity to transform virally leads to the capacity to synthesize efficiently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem alarming, but it's true! Smoel is the industry leader of vertical eyeballs. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you redefine globally, you may have to e-enable proactively. Without adequate user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become dot-com. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned user-defined mega-ubiquitous bandwidth, paradigms are forced to become proactive. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point) be able to synthesize faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to implement interactively than to integrate dynamically. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for monitoring emerging users? Smoel practically invented the term "sexy, back-end performance". We understand that it is better to benchmark virtually than to streamline dynamically. We think that most granular web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. We will benchmark the power of models to engineer. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our capacity to embrace. The subscriber-defined e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based buzzword "partnerships" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for coping with new user interfaces? Smoel has revamped the theory of experiences. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? We often extend sexy applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to whiteboard. Without research and development, you will lack portals. Quick: do you have a global plan for managing unplanned-for wireless user communities? We think that most e-business portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. What does the term "niches" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bleeding-edge, efficient iteration are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-transparent, integrated. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We will increase our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. We will add to our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our ability to streamline. The ability to revolutionize macro-seamlessly leads to the ability to enable cyber-globally. Think C2C2C.