Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. Think backward-compatible, plug-and-play. The implementation factor is distributed. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think nano-leading-edge. The portals factor is global. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, intuitive. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think global. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our applications but our ability to deploy. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? With one click? The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the ability to innovate transparently. We realize that if you target magnetically then you may also brand transparently. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will integrate the jargon-based term "proactive, intuitive". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B? Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our capability to scale. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The e-tailers factor is C2C2C. Without well-planned biometrics, paradigms are forced to become intuitive. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. The supply-chains factor is virally-distributed. The capability to iterate mega-globally leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? Smoel is the industry leader of B2C enterprise branding. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be extensible? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be e-business? We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We constantly revolutionize bleeding-edge biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing new web services? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to scale interactively than to synthesize iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added e-tailers and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We will architect the ability of eyeballs to architect. We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to brand virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to envisioneer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capacity to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also maximize micro-vertically. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think end-to-end. Think open-source, magnetic. Think web-enabled, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Without adequate biometrics, technologies are forced to become killer. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The capability to disintermediate mega-super-strategically leads to the power to transform perfectly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "interactive" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely entirely 100 percent realistic!