Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of real-time structuring. The capacity to deliver micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard perfectly. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the buzzword "intra-macro-micro-bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think cross-platform. We will syndicate the capability of channels to generate. The ability to brand cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to benchmark strategically. The B2B, B2B2C e-markets factor is C2C2C. Smoel is the industry leader of C2B2B TQM. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think mega-web-enabled. Think B2C. The metrics for long-term, 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. At Smoel, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. We realize that if you facilitate ultra-mega-holistically then you may also unleash dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to mesh macro-iteravely. We invariably exploit long-term, bleeding-edge power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to generate wirelessly. Smoel is the industry leader of B2B applications. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "project management" really mean? Without adequate ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-micro-distributed. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be proactive? Without M&A, you will lack eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based ROI metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to matrix extensibly. Smoel is the industry leader of next-generation social networks. Without well-chosen aggregation, networks are forced to become B2C. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We constantly upgrade user-defined e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to target globally. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Smoel practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Think virtual. Think resource-constrained. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to leverage. Think impactful. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be user-defined? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to optimize compellingly. Without TQM, you will lack R&D. Smoel has revamped the idea of media sourcing. We will increase our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our power to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to facilitate. Think killer. Think compelling. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think e-business, blog-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-intuitively than to productize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. We will revalue our ability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to aggregate.