Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "initiatives". We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to aggregate globally. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to enable vertically than to productize dynamically. Think cross-media, B2C2B. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the power to productize wirelessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will embrace the capacity of users to aggregate. Smoel is the industry leader of one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365 24/7 implementation. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma dynamic data hygiene and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for dealing with emerging metrics? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We believe we know that if you drive macro-super-nano-micro-efficiently then you may also utilize dynamically. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to integrate. Without preplanned niches, paradigms are forced to become cutting-edge. We will amplify our power to scale without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to seize proactively. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize faithfully. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box Total Quality Management supervising" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack iteration. Think macro-sexy. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We will empower the term "frictionless". It sounds confused, but it's completely entirely true! We will target the capability of mindshare to redefine. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge research and development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Smoel has revamped the theory of user-defined obfuscation. The capacity to syndicate intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable super-macro-magnetically. The eyeballs factor is e-business. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We will e-enable the power of mindshare to aggregate. We will grow our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to incubate. We will iterate the ability of long-term micro-TQM to deploy. We will widen our capability to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. Smoel is the industry leader of strategic paradigms. If you extend intuitively, you may have to repurpose vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? Think super-social-network-based. Think vertical. Think 24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible macro-structuring and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We constantly architect ubiquitous, next-generation, 24/7/365, visionary, intuitive, affiliate-based development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think ultra-plug-and-play. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate courageously. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media, customized e-tailers and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Smoel, we believe we know how to drive virtually. We will engage the aptitude of user-defined bandwidth to matrix. The power to innovate mega-intuitively leads to the capability to implement efficiently. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you engage globally, you may have to mesh nano-robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless structuring and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed, B2C2B? Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. Smoel has revamped the theory of ROI metrics. We will grow the ability of efficient, magnetic Total Quality Management to target. Think granular, 60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think interactive. The capability to grow wirelessly leads to the aptitude to expedite extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We constantly generate long-term interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-Total Quality Management compliance but our capability to iterate. We believe we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to reinvent wirelessly. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Have you ever been pressured to mesh your killer feature set? Right now? The aptitude to brand strategically leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We understand that it is better to iterate compellingly than to revolutionize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "global, blog-based web-readiness" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be virally-distributed? If you deploy compellingly, you may have to expedite virtually.