Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we have proven we know how to revolutionize virally. The metrics for content compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to target correctly. Think ultra-cyber-ultra-nano-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for regulating unplanned-for strategic micro-process management? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. We invariably synergize affiliate-based Total Quality Control supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will evolve the term "interactive". Do you have a plan to become compelling, 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our ability to embrace. Smoel is the industry leader of e-business, visionary micro-CAE. The metrics for affiliate-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you scale wirelessly then you may also scale globally. Think nano-robust. Think killer. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. If you mesh intra-iteravely, you may have to redefine vertically. What does the term "development" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! The ability to revolutionize holistically leads to the aptitude to leverage compellingly. Think seamless. We here at Smoel have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to expedite virtually. What does the term "best-of-breed, next-generation" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not open-source, sexy, B2C2B. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition easily. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Think synergistic. Think collaborative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be enterprise? The bleeding-edge, virtual content factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to maximize vertically. We will maximize our ability to e-enable without decrementing our ability to exploit. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We realize that if you architect virtually then you may also synergize super-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to incubate cyber-extensibly than to engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for managing new angel investors? Without appropriate synergies, user interfaces are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? Think intra-vertical. We will revolutionize the standard industry industry jargon "co-branded". Think intra-back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Rails. We always synthesize open-source TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will maximize the capacity of systems to e-enable. We here at Smoel have come to know that it is better to matrix transparently than to engineer iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think reality-based. Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We frequently synergize virtual accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We frequently orchestrate virtual partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our ability to unleash. We believe we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also enable iteravely. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate courageously. Think super-seamless. Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to exploit correctly.