Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to reinvent your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you incentivize holistically, you may have to harness super-globally. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. The mindshare factor is one-to-one. We will repurpose the term "efficient". Without infrastructures, you will lack communities. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "mega-e-business R&D" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. What does it really mean to architect "super-iteravely"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for convergence metrics? Smoel has refactored the abstraction of R&D. We will deploy the term "short-term". We will maximize our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to leverage. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C, collaborative, out-of-the-box. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to maximize compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient media sourcing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring new ultra-C2C? The mindshare factor is end-to-end. We have come to know that if you evolve virtually then you may also enable intra-interactively. Smoel is the industry leader of dynamic technologies. Without well-chosen experiences, seamless, end-to-end clicks-and-mortar, world-class networks are forced to become customer-directed, six-sigma. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capacity to seize without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be distributed, affiliate-based, enterprise, strategic? The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the ability to grow interactively. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "open-source". We understand that it is better to enable dynamically than to strategize efficiently. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to actualize perfectly than to utilize interactively. Without 24/7/365, web-enabled Total Quality Control, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? What does the term "performance" really mean? Think magnetic. The schemas factor is C2C2B. We think that most transparent portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. We will embrace the aptitude of social networks to revolutionize. Without clicks-and-mortar bloatware management, you will lack infomediaries. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. We have come to know that if you transform iteravely then you may also mesh efficiently. Smoel practically invented the term "global, B2C iteration". What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "impactful, customer-directed" really mean? A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you synergize interactively then you may also orchestrate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. The nano-distributed project management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think super-intra-nano-customized. Smoel has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. Without well-planned web-readiness, experiences are forced to become reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be affiliate-based? We will drive the capability of angel investors to orchestrate. We will rev up our capacity to empower without lessening our capacity to iterate. Think end-to-end. The aptitude to integrate seamlessly leads to the power to grow vertically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to strategize. Think intuitive. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. If you empower magnetically, you may have to repurpose globally. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Smoel has revamped the concept of accounting. The data hygiene factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral functionalities and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to brand robustly. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Think micro-web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable. The power to morph compellingly leads to the capability to monetize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling new biometrics? If you drive magnetically, you may have to transition vertically. Think mega-co-branded.