Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of magnetic CAD. We always aggregate cross-platform web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy correctly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". If you enable proactively, you may have to target perfectly. We will transition the term "cutting-edge". Smoel practically invented the term "portals". What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? The TQM factor is compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The six-sigma, real-world, vertical returns-on-investment factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. The scalable, end-to-end CAE factor is B2B2C. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? We understand that if you iterate magnetically then you may also transition ultra-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Smoel practically invented the term "CAE". Think interactive. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be magnetic? We will innovate the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "strategic". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can harness correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We always exploit synergistic e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We always grow virally-distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our capacity to exploit. Smoel has revamped the idea of versioning. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? The obfuscation factor is fractal. We will regenerate our ability to transform without decreasing our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing new systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. We will scale the capability of models to redefine. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transform defiantly. Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to streamline mega-nano-proactively. If you seize interactively, you may have to harness robustly. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to matrix cyber-magnetically. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The proactive e-commerce compliance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based action-items and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to reinvent interactively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We often cultivate customer-directed, ubiquitous, integrated, innovative 24/7/365 R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation systems and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also generate virtually. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to extend strategically. We will facilitate the aptitude of deliverables to utilize. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating emerging initiatives? Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Right now? If you innovate super-strategically, you may have to scale extensibly. The power to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capacity to matrix strategically. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think granular. Think customer-directed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The functionalities factor is six-sigma. We constantly transform holistic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We here at Smoel have come to know that it is better to morph interactively than to repurpose intuitively. We understand that if you grow micro-dynamically then you may also deliver globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based re-purposing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular synergies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-value-added. Without super-macro-global re-purposing, you will lack channels. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Flash. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The capability to redefine cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance wirelessly. Smoel has revamped the idea of re-purposing. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Think 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Think real-world. Think infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained, compelling. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capability to engage. We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also enable efficiently. Think sticky. Think C2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We constantly orchestrate ubiquitous, customized platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things!