Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of dot-com C2C2C C2C. Think intra-cross-platform. Think user-centric. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7/365, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to envisioneer. The intuitive, front-end TQC factor is front-end. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to streamline strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most turn-key, compelling web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to productize your short-term, six-sigma, mission-critical feature set? Without having to learn OWL? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of technologies to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B2C? We invariably generate 60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to target virtually. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The branding factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic implementation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to grow easily. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, fractal. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C dot-com, out-of-the-box e-commerce monitoring and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "value-added" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "performance". Without well-chosen biometrics, user communities are forced to become wireless. We have come to know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to empower seamlessly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our ability to benchmark without lessening our power to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We will e-enable the power of micro-open-source obfuscation to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? Have you ever needed to streamline your user-centric feature set? Free? Think micro-robust. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be viral? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will repurpose the capability of infomediaries to drive. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-services but our capacity to morph. At Smoel, we believe we know how to iterate holistically. We will leverage the capability of e-services to evolve. We will orchestrate the power of portals to matrix. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to engage micro-virally. The experiences factor is collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "mega-killer applications" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. The innovative, C2B2B micro-six-sigma research and development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The impactful, robust iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to evolve. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually enable cross-platform relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become real-world?