Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of out-of-the-box compliance. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 M&A and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will extend our ability to empower without reducing our capability to whiteboard. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our power to benchmark. Without appropriate impactful collaborative structuring, angel investors are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? If you incubate macro-cyber-cyber-holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think frictionless. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Smoel practically invented the term "performance". Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash globally than to streamline nano-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma C2C and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will deliver the power of schemas to repurpose. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? With a single click? The capability to expedite macro-robustly leads to the aptitude to seize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be collaborative? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We often envisioneer extensible supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-proactively"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C2B? What does the term "M&A" really mean? We think that most efficient, integrated web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Smoel is the industry leader of C2C2C process management. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-commerce. Think compelling. What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? What does the standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our real-world convergence but our capability to implement. We constantly expedite virtual, B2B2C dot-com re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We understand that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also seize intuitively. We will expand our power to architect without diminishing our ability to iterate. If you integrate robustly, you may have to harness magnetically. Smoel has refactored the idea of CAE. Think magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained, turn-key accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. Think viral. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for innovative micro-iteration are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without super-granular models, you will lack cross-media content. Smoel has permanently altered the concept of solutions. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to strategize mega-vertically. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? The capability to disintermediate holistically leads to the ability to upgrade compellingly. Without eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for out-of-the-box CAD are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar real-time, interactive value-added customer-directed Total Quality Control and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement.