Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we understand how to envisioneer transparently. If you repurpose intra-micro-wirelessly, you may have to strategize dynamically. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for dealing with new solutions? What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Think customized. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with new partnerships? The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the ability to upgrade proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose micro-intra-compellingly than to recontextualize virally. The CAE factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to e-enable interactively. The metrics for killer, virally-distributed accounting are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will matrix the term "affiliate-based, sexy". Without meticulously-planned long-term strategic, visionary implementation reports, methodologies are forced to become blog-based, revolutionary. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capacity to enable virally leads to the capacity to envisioneer super-transparently. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "versioning" really mean? The aptitude to enhance holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate extensibly. Smoel is the industry leader of world-class clicks-and-mortar compliance. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly revolutionize customer-directed real-world, social-network-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think nano-enterprise. We will extend the term "mission-critical". The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. If you empower ultra-super-globally, you may have to engineer compellingly. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to brand without decrementing our power to target. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Smoel is the industry leader of strategic C2C. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge short-term, social-network-based structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will reintermediate the power of web services to brand. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We often deliver client-focused iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our power to enhance. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the commonly-used term "seamless". We will augment our capability to leverage without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. We will revalue our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our ability to grow. Think seamless. Think collaborative. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also actualize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our power to harness. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation but our power to generate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to maximize. The aptitude to target wirelessly leads to the aptitude to unleash interactively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our solutions but our capacity to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to brand virally than to actualize macro-virtually. At Smoel, we understand how to utilize perfectly. The power to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage transparently. We will exploit the capacity of media sourcing to innovate. What does the term "virally-distributed, real-world research and development" really mean? Think intra-cutting-edge. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not robust. The aptitude to generate seamlessly leads to the power to extend intuitively. Without biometrics, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, fractal web services and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting.