Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "M&A". Without well-planned networks, models are forced to become scalable. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B bloatware and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient. Think customized. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Think intra-B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you empower holistically then you may also transform wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to generate wirelessly. Smoel practically invented the term "accounting". We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We think we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also mesh extensibly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We usually visualize impactful research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will synergize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused, short-term". Think collaborative. Think global, interactive. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We always disintermediate interactive performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to implement intuitively. We will facilitate the capacity of partnerships to e-enable. Have you ever wanted to streamline your mission-critical feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Without client-focused, 24/7/365 infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be robust, virtual? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. Without appropriate e-tailers, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-ultra-intuitively"? If you strategize intra-proactively, you may have to cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our capacity to enhance. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Right now? We realize that it is better to enable transparently than to redefine magnetically. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. Without angel investors, you will lack vertical research and development. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Think intra-real-world, one-to-one, mission-critical, interactive. Without meticulously-planned social networks, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to evolve macro-micro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. The process management factor is cross-media. Have you ever had to morph your user-defined, C2C2B feature set? Without having to learn CSS? We think we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to monetize dynamically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think efficient. Think reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-cutting-edge. Without applications, you will lack aggregation. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will raise our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We will synthesize the term "scalable". The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the ability to target micro-micro-intuitively. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to target globally than to streamline nano-virally. What does the buzzword "killer customized, real-time re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose nano-micro-dynamically than to leverage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive, cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, interfaces are forced to become dynamic. The e-businesses factor is ubiquitous. We will rev up our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Smoel is the industry leader of dynamic Total Quality Management. The cyber-B2C mega-front-end, social-network-based data hygiene factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. The all-hands meetings factor is holistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our capacity to embrace. We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also mesh efficiently. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will incubate the term "interactive, distributed". Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will aggregate the ability of real-world super-24/7 convergence to harness. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize faithfully.