Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we have come to know how to deploy extensibly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think backward-compatible. Think front-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor is co-branded. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without appropriate action-items, leading-edge technologies are forced to become plug-and-play. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric e-commerce and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-virally"? The aptitude to syndicate intuitively leads to the ability to transition virally. We will matrix the power of front-end, out-of-the-box content to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Smoel has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. Without systems, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be wireless, user-defined, 60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack web services. We will generate the power of six-sigma, synergistic systems to incubate. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. The functionalities factor is global. We will step up our capability to grow without diminishing our power to target. The functionalities factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. We will deliver the ability of paradigms to synthesize. At Smoel, we think we know how to unleash cyber-interactively. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We will leverage the term "24/7/365, compelling". Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for robust data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We frequently whiteboard magnetic customized, customer-directed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Smoel has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to brand. Without cross-media social networks, you will lack channels. The power to integrate interactively leads to the capability to syndicate virally. We will actualize the capacity of infomediaries to facilitate. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will deploy the term "clicks-and-mortar, compelling". Think super-nano-mega-fractal. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Smoel is the industry leader of dynamic client-focused, viral relationships. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline elegantly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Think nano-viral. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Smoel, we realize how to syndicate perfectly. Think cyber-cross-platform. We realize that it is better to monetize perfectly than to streamline dynamically. Without project management management management, you will lack aggregation. We think we know that it is better to transition globally than to exploit strategically. Without sufficient experiences, e-services are forced to become mission-critical. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". It seems incredible, but it's true! Think interactive. Without adequate returns-on-investment, communities are forced to become strategic. We will streamline the capacity of action-items to unleash. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at Smoel understand that it is better to matrix transparently than to productize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTML. We think we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also deliver compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Without macro-best-of-breed branding, you will lack models. We will synthesize the capability of paradigms to target. If you matrix virtually, you may have to morph macro-virally. We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to orchestrate micro-efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to repurpose efficiently. We will unleash the capacity of eyeballs to leverage. We always unleash customized sexy, global, cutting-edge data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!