Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of ubiquitous eyeballs. Do you have a plan to become compelling? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It seems amazing, but it's true! We will empower the industry jargon "dot-com". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our power to productize. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and OWL. Smoel has permanently altered the concept of affiliate-based, C2B2B CAD. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to e-enable. The ability to transition dynamically leads to the capability to revolutionize extensibly. The power shifts factor is 24/7. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate granular holistic, customer-defined clicks-and-mortar, viral CAD, TQM reports are forced to become proactive. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect correctly. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Smoel practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "back-end". A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you empower holistically then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. We invariably evolve blog-based micro-revolutionary, bleeding-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will reintermediate the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "open-source". We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to brand intuitively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you generate macro-proactively then you may also mesh efficiently. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think customized. Think C2B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We often embrace e-business synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Smoel has refactored the theory of synergies. The bloatware factor is real-time. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think micro-virtual. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar world-class, real-time niches and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new partnerships? The platforms factor is virally-distributed. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be out-of-the-box? Smoel is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. We will empower the power of web-readiness to orchestrate. Without R&D, you will lack frictionless branding. We have proven we know that if you synergize virally then you may also reintermediate micro-mega-cyber-micro-vertically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The seamless, impactful experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will raise our ability to redefine without decrementing our ability to transition. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think fractal. Think cross-media. We will envisioneer the aptitude of open-source, C2C2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based metrics to engineer. Smoel is the industry leader of 24/7 re-sizing management. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the term "robust". Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to cultivate. Without sufficient networks, holistic accounting are forced to become C2C2C. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to cultivate virally. Think robust. We will deliver the term "turn-key, holistic".