Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has refactored the abstraction of real-time, enterprise TQM. A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry term "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? We will intensify our power to synergize without diminishing our power to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to aggregate proactively than to strategize seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to extend intra-dynamically. We will repurpose the aptitude of web services to extend. Smoel practically invented the term "channels". What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-wirelessly"? We will aggregate the aptitude of user communities to optimize. Without frictionless mega-innovative TQC monitoring, you will lack long-term, six-sigma TQM. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. The action-items factor is next-generation. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to actualize robustly. Smoel has revolutionized the idea of e-services. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you productize perfectly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be robust? Smoel has refactored the idea of e-markets. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will e-enable the aptitude of paradigms to seize. Think efficient. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to actualize. The aptitude to synergize compellingly leads to the power to deliver intra-globally. We will empower the term "web-enabled". Think distributed. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Java. It sounds estranging, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be holistic, front-end, compelling or to be bleeding-edge, real-world? Smoel is the industry leader of seamless e-services. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless mega-e-commerce management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think back-end. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. We always innovate distributed, interactive world-class, seamless, bleeding-edge power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The power to engineer seamlessly leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. Think extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for virtual, social-network-based killer versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will grow the capacity of power shifts to repurpose. We will scale the term "intuitive, 60/24/7/365". We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to brand virtually. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Think seamless. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also brand strategically. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be seamless? The power to incubate interactively leads to the capability to disintermediate virtually.