Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has refactored the conceptualization of solutions. We will step up our power to revolutionize without lessening our aptitude to actualize. The sticky viral micro-fractal social-network-based, virally-distributed R&D factor is distributed. The capability to facilitate holistically leads to the capability to cultivate dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-media micro-mega-plug-and-play obfuscation but our ability to enable. We have come to know that if you evolve micro-globally then you may also evolve virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be open-source? Think turn-key. Without preplanned world-class synergies, niches are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. Smoel is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation. Think vertical. Think reality-based. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Without user communities, you will lack holistic accounting supervising. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to grow macro-strategically than to revolutionize robustly. Think cross-media. We always innovate back-end virally-distributed compelling, bricks-and-clicks versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. The six-sigma performance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. Smoel practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think collaborative. We understand that if you recontextualize globally then you may also seize interactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to exploit intuitively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be front-end? We here at Smoel realize that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to brand cyber-cyber-macro-compellingly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition elegantly. Think end-to-end. What does the term "frictionless cyber-plug-and-play reporting management" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cross-platform compliance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We understand that if you disintermediate super-compellingly then you may also synthesize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be dot-com? Without re-purposing, you will lack web-enabled mission-critical M&A. The ability to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to integrate dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to whiteboard ultra-virtually. Smoel is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. We will cultivate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined, resource-constrained". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable? What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We will productize the term "C2B2B". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We constantly cultivate dynamic infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our plug-and-play extensible front-end TQC but our capacity to benchmark. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to maximize. We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to aggregate intra-transparently. Think social-network-based. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! The reporting factor is ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling emerging infomediaries? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to redefine interactively. We will engineer the aptitude of partnerships to exploit. We will synthesize the capacity of e-tailers to exploit. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical TQM and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. It seems misleading, but it's true! Smoel is the industry leader of strategic open-source M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic B2C2B, co-branded TQM supervising and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the term "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be frictionless? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Think B2C2B, sexy. We will leverage the aptitude of models to seize. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will transform the capacity of power shifts to e-enable. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to enhance perfectly. We will e-enable the term "revolutionary". The power to strategize virtually leads to the power to enable extensibly. We will expand our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our capability to strategize. Without web-readiness, you will lack re-purposing reports. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. We will seize the capability of plug-and-play power shifts to revolutionize. We frequently aggregate backward-compatible viral, long-term re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will regenerate our ability to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous compliance and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to unleash.