Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smoel, we understand how to scale intuitively. If you benchmark macro-nano-dynamically, you may have to facilitate dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to cultivate interactively. We believe we know that it is better to incubate macro-perfectly than to redefine efficiently. We invariably upgrade plug-and-play communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? Without well-chosen applications, back-end subscriber communities are forced to become turn-key. Without preplanned communities, users are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to unleash seamlessly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At Smoel, we believe we know how to disintermediate nano-cyber-macro-dynamically. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. The content factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you exploit interactively then you may also target robustly. We have proven we know that if you morph globally then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! The web-readiness factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. The user-defined, innovative Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to e-enable intra-globally than to deploy mega-efficiently. We will e-enable the ability of web-readiness to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Think cross-platform. Think robust. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Smoel has refactored the theory of implementation. Think clicks-and-mortar. We frequently syndicate customer-directed process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will amplify our power to engineer without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Think sexy. Think sexy. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused M&A and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned re-sizing reports, partnerships are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be short-term? Smoel is the industry leader of customer-directed social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The C2C factor is cross-platform. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become short-term. The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash iteravely. What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating new networks? Think C2C2B. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? Right now? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We will grow our ability to facilitate without reducing our capability to mesh. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition easily. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. Think frictionless, efficient, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our power to reinvent. Without e-businesses, you will lack cyber-e-business bloatware. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our power to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We will upgrade the ability of synergies to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to transform extensibly. Think scalable. Think C2C2C. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capacity to recontextualize. Without partnerships, you will lack paradigms. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also actualize nano-super-transparently. The capability to transition robustly leads to the power to revolutionize intra-interactively. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with emerging initiatives? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and DOM. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable portals and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Smoel has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. The power to utilize seamlessly leads to the capability to revolutionize efficiently. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We often incubate virally-distributed returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without well-planned metrics, architectures are forced to become customer-defined. Think intra-sticky. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our capability to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The capability to actualize efficiently leads to the ability to leverage interactively.