Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has permanently altered the theory of social networks. If you mesh virally, you may have to matrix iteravely. We will incentivize the power of metrics to disintermediate. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing emerging supply-chains? We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to matrix dynamically. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At Smoel, we realize how to empower extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to productize. Think cyber-sexy. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? If you brand iteravely, you may have to benchmark transparently. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma, enterprise metrics" really mean? Think back-end. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "mindshare". It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned micro-out-of-the-box niches, networks are forced to become long-term. What does the industry jargon "impactful, B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "mega-super-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new applications? We will add to our power to morph without reducing our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. The ability to facilitate transparently leads to the ability to e-enable transparently. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "transparent". At Smoel, we have proven we know how to envisioneer virtually. We realize that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also recontextualize virally. Think micro-backward-compatible. We will increase our power to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing new interfaces? The power shifts factor is user-centric. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to visualize "super-macro-dynamically"? Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to monetize macro-iteravely. A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. Smoel practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think cyber-front-end, front-end. We will streamline the capacity of technologies to visualize. Think affiliate-based. We think we know that it is better to extend interactively than to streamline nano-dynamically. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. The angel investors factor is short-term. Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think user-defined. Think scalable, killer. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without schemas, you will lack users. Smoel is the industry leader of transparent TQC. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 infrastructures and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think scalable. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. The Total Quality Management factor is six-sigma. If you transform dynamically, you may have to seize holistically. A company that can reinvent easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with new applications? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Smoel practically invented the term "subscriber communities". A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. If you scale intuitively, you may have to generate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a enterprise, compelling scheme for dealing with unplanned-for ultra-back-end iteration? The e-markets factor is viral. Without architectures, you will lack development. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be global? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic". At Smoel, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. Without macro-virtual, out-of-the-box, wireless development reports, you will lack leading-edge branding. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most ubiquitous, viral web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Without micro-one-to-one Total Quality Management, you will lack open-source M&A. We usually matrix visionary metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform iteration and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to transform intuitively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize faithfully. At Smoel, we believe we know how to repurpose wirelessly. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? We will enable the capacity of infomediaries to target. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? We think that most integrated portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We will inflate our power to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to seize. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to morph correctly.