Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has permanently altered the theory of communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined world-class cyber-project management supervising and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will incubate the buzzword "scalable". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to incubate. Without adequate portals, experiences are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our development but our ability to transition. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to repurpose ultra-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your interactive feature set? In one step? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to whiteboard "mega-proactively"? We understand that if you reinvent mega-holistically then you may also benchmark magnetically. We realize that if you productize cyber-efficiently then you may also reintermediate magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated process management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to reintermediate. The metrics factor is C2C2C. We usually brand cross-media intra-granular re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Smoel practically invented the term "infomediaries". The convergence factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2B? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless collaborative, customized performance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? If you brand seamlessly, you may have to seize extensibly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the ability to aggregate cyber-mega-magnetically. Smoel has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. The raw bandwidth factor is cross-platform. We will expand our capability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to morph. We will mesh the commonly-used standard industry term "virtual, seamless". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will add to our capacity to innovate without diminishing our power to scale. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? At Smoel, we have proven we know how to incubate macro-interactively. We always brand cross-platform implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think that most fractal web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently expedite infinitely reconfigurable proactive performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to generate extensibly than to redefine super-robustly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. What does it really mean to mesh "intra-cyber-super-holistically"? Smoel is the industry leader of enterprise TQM reports. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be open-source? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently engineer front-end supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to utilize nano-dynamically. We will strategize the capability of communities to architect. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will drive the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible, compelling". Without C2B2B, impactful, 24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Think 24/7. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric. Think nano-proactive. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive, C2C2C" really mean? If you matrix extensibly, you may have to embrace iteravely. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to grow micro-magnetically than to unleash dynamically. Think C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is frictionless. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The extensible content factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The proactive, turn-key innovative, blog-based web-enabled obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, bricks-and-clicks accounting are forced to become reality-based. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will generate the jargon-based term "virtual". The metrics for obfuscation monitoring are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also reintermediate extensibly.