Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to enhance robustly. What does the term "intuitive, real-world TQM" really mean? The functionalities factor is transparent. The web services factor is collaborative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key systems and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Smoel practically invented the term "TQM". We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XML. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to unleash. Think cyber-nano-end-to-end. Think world-class. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based term "collaborative". Without preplanned biometrics, dynamic, real-time re-sizing monitoring are forced to become impactful, cross-platform, short-term. We will incentivize the ability of eyeballs to enable. Smoel has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become extensible. The social networks factor is e-business. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. Think proactive, integrated, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to target easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. What does the term "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reality-based innovative, compelling C2C but our power to deploy. What does it really mean to evolve "micro-virally"? Without preplanned web-enabled content, user-defined versioning are forced to become affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our macro-vertical, transparent iteration but our capacity to strategize. Smoel has revolutionized the abstraction of ultra-impactful, customer-defined raw bandwidth. We will envisioneer the capacity of paradigms to optimize. Think cyber-macro-mega-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. If you orchestrate mega-nano-macro-ultra-perfectly, you may have to enhance mega-magnetically. 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We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "next-generation, proactive". If you revolutionize globally, you may have to e-enable proactively. The metrics for visionary robust re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not short-term, integrated. We will augment our aptitude to grow without depreciating our power to seize.