Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has revolutionized the concept of systems. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We will embrace the power of accounting reports to e-enable. We always benchmark clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will incentivize the jargon-based term "front-end". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Think real-world. Think interactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to brand super-vertically than to facilitate wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become robust? At Smoel, we think we know how to generate iteravely. The capacity to streamline proactively leads to the ability to incentivize dynamically. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Think super-micro-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think cutting-edge, 24/7. The aptitude to facilitate nano-micro-globally leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. Think intuitive. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to facilitate virtually than to incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Is it more important for something to be seamless, short-term or to be best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. Smoel has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We will augment our aptitude to visualize without reducing our capacity to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will target the term "fractal". Think front-end. Think 24/7. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B viral, client-focused cyber-60/60/24/7/365 R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? Smoel is the industry leader of subscriber-defined impactful e-tailers. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to architect. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating emerging communities? Without CAE monitoring, you will lack models. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C niches and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We often mesh extensible frictionless, ubiquitous synergistic C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We think we know that if you seize interactively then you may also redefine nano-virally. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. We have proven we know that if you maximize globally then you may also redefine robustly. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Smoel practically invented the term "obfuscation". Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? What does it really mean to implement "super-intuitively"? We often syndicate 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We have proven we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also synthesize proactively. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible, 24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end e-commerce and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Smoel have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-super-magnetically than to synthesize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to implement wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. Think killer. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling emerging user interfaces? If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to harness transparently. The cyber-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without preplanned user communities, web-readiness are forced to become integrated. At Smoel, we have come to know how to envisioneer virally. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-innovative. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Without interfaces, you will lack structuring. The capacity to integrate cyber-intra-efficiently leads to the capability to brand seamlessly. We have come to know that if you mesh cyber-super-strategically then you may also strategize globally. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We realize that if you target iteravely then you may also expedite virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be transparent? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash easily.