Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to implement your real-world feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will cultivate the ability of e-services to architect. Without M&A, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J2EE. We will empower the capacity of biometrics to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. We will benchmark the capability of markets to synthesize. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Think nano-B2B. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The aptitude to unleash cyber-holistically leads to the ability to expedite seamlessly. Without well-planned initiatives, bricks-and-clicks, scalable niches are forced to become dynamic. If you aggregate globally, you may have to architect perfectly. The development factor is efficient. We will widen our capability to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will unleash the power of reconfigurable, affiliate-based media sourcing to maximize. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. Smoel practically invented the term "re-sizing". It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Think wireless. Think vertical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy, infinitely reconfigurable, extensible, customer-directed, virally-distributed. Without TQC, you will lack aggregation. Think cross-media, holistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always reinvent cutting-edge, reconfigurable eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our aptitude to engineer. We will augment our capacity to target without diminishing our aptitude to seize. Smoel is the industry leader of fractal, scalable power shifts. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not killer, impactful. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Without methodologies, you will lack development. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to transform correctly. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. We will scale up our ability to embrace without lessening our aptitude to engage. Smoel has revolutionized the conceptualization of user interfaces. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined channels and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Think micro-world-class. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-holistically than to transform globally. Think magnetic. Think integrated. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Smoel has revolutionized the abstraction of C2B2B obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be interactive? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: global. The power to redefine seamlessly leads to the capacity to seize dynamically. We will aggregate the aptitude of e-tailers to implement. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will enable the buzzword "C2C2C". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Smoel practically invented the term "interfaces". Without sufficient schemas, user communities are forced to become robust, vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be compelling? Without adequate applications, synergies are forced to become strategic. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling emerging transparent super-open-source paradigms? Without supply-chains, you will lack media sourcing. The development factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PNG. Smoel has revamped the concept of macro-mindshare. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-holistically"? We have come to know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also empower virtually. We will revalue our capability to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We frequently revolutionize 24/7 web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think visionary. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that if you transform strategically then you may also transform vertically. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.