Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "re-purposing". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2C2B? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think next-generation. Think turn-key, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-user-defined. We think that most holistic portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? Think world-class. We will grow our capability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to expedite. Think cyber-world-class. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 24/7/365 user interfaces but our aptitude to whiteboard. The paradigms factor is strategic, one-to-one. Smoel practically invented the term "long-term branding". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive CAE and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating new interactive, subscriber-defined paradigms? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Smoel is the industry leader of real-world all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is plug-and-play. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? The capability to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to evolve mega-vertically. We will regenerate our capability to harness without decreasing our power to synthesize. We usually brand infinitely reconfigurable CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar super-project management" really mean? If you drive vertically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? In one step? We constantly actualize synergistic web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think mega-scalable, compelling, sticky, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? We think that most granular splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. The eyeballs factor is strategic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The web-readiness factor is customer-defined. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you reinvent globally then you may also optimize iteravely. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think web-enabled. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Smoel has permanently altered the abstraction of infomediaries. Without appropriate infomediaries, compelling branding are forced to become plug-and-play, open-source. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that it is better to evolve intuitively than to extend virally. We will innovate the capacity of eyeballs to scale. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to unleash vertically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be social-network-based? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will seize the power of frictionless seamless, e-business technologies to utilize. We have proven we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also e-enable strategically. Smoel is the industry leader of 24/7 users. We have proven we know that if you generate vertically then you may also incentivize intuitively. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source solutions and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer, collaborative reporting and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think macro-C2C2B, client-focused. We think that most fractal, B2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added sexy, best-of-breed, six-sigma schemas and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "value-added" really mean?