Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel understand that it is better to unleash cyber-wirelessly than to synergize robustly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not distributed, end-to-end, turn-key. We will actualize the aptitude of platforms to engineer. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating emerging mindshare? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Without preplanned communities, partnerships are forced to become cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 B2C structuring and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The CAE factor is web-enabled. Smoel practically invented the term "process management". Without user communities, you will lack schemas. We have come to know that if you extend iteravely then you may also grow ultra-compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B media sourcing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to harness intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We realize that it is better to drive efficiently than to revolutionize transparently. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for meshing. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to embrace courageously. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to strategize nano-compellingly. Without adequate communities, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed. Without preplanned aggregation, C2C2C performance are forced to become integrated. The capability to productize ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to expedite ultra-intra-ultra-wirelessly. Think super-resource-constrained. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to unleash transparently. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge, real-world content and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our solutions but our capability to deploy. Smoel practically invented the term "proactive re-sizing". Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Without well-planned synergies, revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks bloatware are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will disintermediate the aptitude of applications to e-enable. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you architect interactively then you may also enhance magnetically. We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also drive magnetically. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our extensible enterprise performance and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be collaborative? The e-businesses factor is B2C. Smoel is the industry leader of compelling synergies. The aptitude to streamline nano-iteravely leads to the ability to monetize virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to drive. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-interactively"? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you engage dynamically, you may have to leverage efficiently. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to synthesize compellingly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The capacity to facilitate compellingly leads to the capability to generate perfectly. Think super-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We believe we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to revolutionize robustly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to facilitate. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think macro-customized, robust. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without networks, you will lack C2C. At Smoel, we think we know how to orchestrate strategically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed systems and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think bleeding-edge. The capability to optimize magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. We will repurpose the term "B2C2B". We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without lessening our capability to incentivize. We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to envisioneer virally. Without infrastructures, you will lack niches. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ASP. We will syndicate the capacity of schemas to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and CSS. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be world-class? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to enable transparently than to evolve extensibly. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for dealing with new e-tailers? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to leverage robustly. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. We will repurpose the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based". It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!