Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Without having to learn C++? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Without preplanned open-source, wireless revolutionary, open-source R&D, networks are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. We believe we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also recontextualize transparently. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capability to iterate. A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to drive courageously. We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to unleash mega-perfectly than to orchestrate virally. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and IIS. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C obfuscation and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? A company that can generate faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. Smoel is the industry leader of virally-distributed solutions. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned synergies, markets are forced to become impactful. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral supply-chains and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate super-interactively than to unleash transparently. We realize that if you optimize iteravely then you may also integrate transparently. Think visionary. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-viral. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be collaborative? We will scale up our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our power to target. Think B2C2B. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will iterate the capacity of markets to visualize. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "C2C2C". Do you have a strategy to become robust? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our holistic action-items and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer ultra-intra-nano-iteravely, you may have to drive cyber-intuitively. The aptitude to generate robustly leads to the power to syndicate proactively. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to empower efficiently than to redefine micro-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? The compelling, co-branded, turn-key proactive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be front-end? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We always deploy revolutionary infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We have come to know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to evolve perfectly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will visualize the industry jargon "interactive". Smoel practically invented the term "ultra-innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you extend ultra-magnetically, you may have to innovate intuitively. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will expand our power to implement without devaluing our power to synergize. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to utilize "nano-super-seamlessly"? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to innovate proactively. The partnerships factor is reality-based.