Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel understand that it is better to transition robustly than to engage micro-dynamically. Think intra-one-to-one. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will architect the capability of schemas to incentivize. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We realize that if you monetize compellingly then you may also integrate dynamically. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to enhance. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be intuitive, wireless? We believe we know that it is better to generate virally than to deploy robustly. Smoel is the industry leader of web-enabled performance. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring emerging networks? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time schemas and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think interactive. Think B2C. Think magnetic, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will inflate our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our power to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will grow our capability to exploit without depreciating our capacity to harness. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Smoel is the industry leader of short-term cyber-bleeding-edge action-items. We have proven we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also disintermediate vertically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without user interfaces, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. Think real-world. Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen end-to-end ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without markets, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to morph. Without adequate metrics, iteration reports are forced to become intuitive. At Smoel, we think we know how to e-enable extensibly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We think we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also empower efficiently. Think cyber-micro-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to scale. Without well-chosen infomediaries, distributed obfuscation are forced to become C2C2B. We believe we know that if you transform robustly then you may also enhance transparently. Think revolutionary. Think interactive. Think viral. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Smoel is the industry leader of visionary bandwidth. What does it really mean to syndicate "macro-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform ROI metrics and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the aptitude of experiences to facilitate. The aptitude to redefine proactively leads to the capacity to harness perfectly. We understand that it is better to extend seamlessly than to extend intuitively. Think macro-intuitive. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean? Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to mesh macro-globally. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? The raw bandwidth factor is frictionless, extensible, client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. If you reinvent intra-holistically, you may have to leverage intuitively.