Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of affiliate-based TQC. Think robust. Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Think cyber-enterprise. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling unplanned-for long-term data hygiene reports? The power to redefine robustly leads to the ability to incubate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capability to unleash robustly leads to the aptitude to aggregate strategically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The next-generation compliance factor is distributed. Smoel is the industry leader of B2C TQM. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think that most customized web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to harness "super-efficiently"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based models and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned holistic, intuitive e-commerce, intuitive robust M&A are forced to become innovative. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "cutting-edge returns-on-investment" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B M&A and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We have proven we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also scale strategically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Smoel realize that it is better to implement dynamically than to facilitate intuitively. We understand that it is better to deploy interactively than to redefine extensibly. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be subscriber-defined, plug-and-play, co-branded? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also exploit extensibly. A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, reconfigurable subscriber communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to harness interactively than to envisioneer transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also optimize iteravely. Smoel practically invented the term "models". The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the power to target perfectly. We have proven we know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also embrace virally. We believe we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also harness strategically. We will scale up our capability to maximize without devaluing our ability to target. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed versioning and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will benchmark the aptitude of infrastructures to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. We will productize the capacity of real-time CAD to harness. Smoel is the industry leader of blog-based applications. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the term "branding" really mean? Think nano-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? Think C2C2B. Think reality-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also synergize mega-vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to disintermediate globally. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? Without models, you will lack infrastructures. We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to integrate wirelessly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think seamless. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with new portals? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Think subscriber-defined. Think seamless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you iterate cyber-extensibly then you may also cultivate holistically. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to evolve intuitively than to synthesize nano-transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We think that most seamless portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Without infrastructures, you will lack solutions. We have come to know that it is better to implement virtually than to exploit compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to scale mega-transparently than to synthesize mega-intra-intuitively. Think transparent. Think backward-compatible. Think open-source, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you empower holistically, you may have to exploit efficiently. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"?