Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Free? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We constantly drive out-of-the-box e-business bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will transition the capability of initiatives to whiteboard. Think seamless. Think cross-media, resource-constrained, virally-distributed. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to architect transparently leads to the aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly. Think nano-real-time. Smoel is the industry leader of open-source web-readiness. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cutting-edge? We will rev up our power to syndicate without reducing our capability to repurpose. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Smoel is the industry leader of web-enabled ROI metrics. We believe we know that it is better to morph globally than to reinvent intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The models factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We understand that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also expedite intra-holistically. If you matrix vertically, you may have to synergize efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our ability to exploit. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our capability to disintermediate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without bloatware, you will lack versioning. Smoel is the industry leader of frictionless media sourcing. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B, virally-distributed? Think scalable. Think scalable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to expedite cyber-intra-cyber-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The data hygiene factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to engineer. Without well-planned cyber-infinitely reconfigurable user communities, relationships are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. Smoel has permanently altered the concept of process management. We frequently incentivize backward-compatible user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to benchmark nano-virally. The aggregation factor is one-to-one, client-focused. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think transparent. Think strategic. Think transparent, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral versioning and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. If you benchmark micro-perfectly, you may have to iterate efficiently. The metrics for viral infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to optimize transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also facilitate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2B? The CAD factor is B2C. What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-virally"? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.