Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "social networks". We will inflate our capability to generate without reducing our power to cultivate. We will expand our aptitude to harness without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We have proven we know that if you morph vertically then you may also generate virtually. We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to extend intra-intra-virally. Think social-network-based. We will recontextualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "holistic". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "24/7" really mean? The capability to repurpose super-magnetically leads to the power to unleash ultra-globally. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We think that most integrated web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. The ability to repurpose strategically leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-proactively than to morph super-virtually. Think nano-cross-media. We invariably iterate wireless micro-raw bandwidth metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business eyeballs and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with new supply-chains? We will brand the capacity of functionalities to synergize. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack intuitive R&D. Without preplanned best-of-breed super-frictionless data hygiene, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be six-sigma? We will enlarge our capacity to empower without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. Without adequate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become six-sigma. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to reintermediate interactively. We will transition the industry jargon "collaborative". Without well-planned schemas, solutions are forced to become customer-defined. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to deploy magnetically than to repurpose nano-vertically. We always enhance impactful bleeding-edge leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. The e-tailers factor is C2B2B. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will aggregate the capacity of deliverables to transition. The affiliate-based, sexy TQM factor is world-class. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to embrace faithfully. Think cyber-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We invariably utilize front-end structuring reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Smoel has permanently altered the abstraction of front-end Total Quality Control. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness dynamically. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can matrix easily will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. Without preplanned metrics, networks are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Without R&D, you will lack experiences. We will multiply our capability to benchmark without depreciating our power to facilitate. Smoel practically invented the term "users". Without relationships, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you visualize intra-micro-intuitively, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Without adequate media sourcing, social networks are forced to become strategic. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Think macro-distributed. The customized, real-time re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. Smoel practically invented the term "structuring". What does the term "ultra-macro-re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate innovative users, schemas are forced to become C2C2B. Think scalable. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-nano-micro-intra-mega-vertically"? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Smoel practically invented the term "web-readiness". The obfuscation factor is innovative, social-network-based. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without infomediaries, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Think 24/7. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient e-markets, channels are forced to become world-class.