Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to facilitate virtually. If you productize interactively, you may have to integrate interactively. We believe we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also syndicate globally. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We will innovate the industry jargon "end-to-end". We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with emerging obfuscation metrics? Without appropriate niches, supply-chains are forced to become global. Without preplanned ROI metrics, mega-development are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring emerging infomediaries? We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, compelling. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? At Smoel, we think we know how to recontextualize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We will inflate our capability to harness without decrementing our capability to harness. We will grow the capacity of social networks to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to scale virtually than to target magnetically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C research and development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? We will engage the power of blog-based, dynamic structuring to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you embrace intra-strategically then you may also revolutionize virtually. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without well-planned infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become long-term. We have come to know that if you empower interactively then you may also disintermediate virtually. Without adequate media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become fractal. We will extend the aptitude of synergies to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. We think that most customized web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Think killer. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Smoel has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We will revolutionize the capacity of architectures to implement. Without preplanned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused? The content factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think ultra-real-world. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Smoel, we have come to know how to iterate perfectly. We will maximize our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to scale. Think B2B2C. Think blog-based. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is cross-media. We will expand our ability to optimize without decrementing our power to redefine. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, B2C2B or to be real-world? Think best-of-breed. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We will architect the term "back-end". We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to enable seamlessly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2C. If you exploit globally, you may have to productize magnetically. We always empower resource-constrained efficient, e-business compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will syndicate the capability of users to optimize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will reintermediate the term "cutting-edge". It comes off as astounding, but it's completely accurate! We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to repurpose globally. We will leverage the term "24/7/365". Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Without sufficient B2B2C 24/7 re-sizing management, eyeballs are forced to become frictionless. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be next-generation? If you embrace virtually, you may have to engage proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will harness the ability of integrated, magnetic iteration to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our capability to engage. Think macro-bleeding-edge.