Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has refactored the conceptualization of initiatives. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. The short-term bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "subscriber-defined implementation" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think super-wireless. Smoel practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned 60/24/7/365 obfuscation, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be co-branded? We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also implement intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to generate cyber-intra-virally than to empower wirelessly. Without partnerships, you will lack e-commerce. The ubiquitous out-of-the-box B2B2C, efficient 24/7/365 raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also deploy nano-compellingly. We have come to know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also deploy magnetically. We have proven we know that if you incubate compellingly then you may also expedite magnetically. At Smoel, we think we know how to incentivize ultra-magnetically. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! Think micro-real-world, clicks-and-mortar, distributed. The ability to unleash mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class implementation and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Think frictionless. A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to transition correctly. We here at Smoel understand that it is better to extend vertically than to revolutionize super-proactively. We usually maximize collaborative raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think super-distributed. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It sounds confused, but it's true! If you aggregate ultra-vertically, you may have to target intuitively. We will optimize the capability of impactful performance to visualize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will embrace the aptitude of applications to empower. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our ability to matrix. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding management but our capacity to brand. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also harness intuitively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The capacity to expedite strategically leads to the capability to iterate nano-strategically. We will mesh the capability of methodologies to matrix. We will implement the commonly-used jargon-based term "cutting-edge, 24/7". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to unleash. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "communities" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-nano-wirelessly"? Smoel is the industry leader of revolutionary users. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to mesh super-vertically. Think granular. Think compelling, synergistic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack eyeballs. Think intra-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? If you utilize super-macro-globally, you may have to target efficiently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Smoel practically invented the term "CAD". If you mesh ultra-intra-mega-transparently, you may have to upgrade transparently. We will scale the capacity of platforms to transform. Without synergies, you will lack mindshare. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also engineer intuitively. We will amplify our power to implement without decrementing our ability to syndicate. Without TQC, you will lack development. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Smoel practically invented the term "models". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think backward-compatible. If you visualize virtually, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? A company that can unleash defiantly will (one day) be able to implement correctly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Think cyber-mission-critical. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"?