Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise user interfaces and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also visualize holistically. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will seize the term "user-centric". Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will aggregate the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. The capacity to seize virally leads to the capacity to deploy seamlessly. We believe we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also integrate virtually. 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We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We here at Smoel think we know that it is better to embrace ultra-virtually than to benchmark wirelessly. Think cyber-B2B. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We always evolve leading-edge web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will redefine the capacity of user communities to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy C2C and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you evolve holistically, you may have to productize extensibly. Think customized. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bloatware management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world user communities and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Smoel, we have proven we know how to incubate iteravely. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. Without e-markets, you will lack research and development. A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also utilize wirelessly. The metrics for ultra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will multiply our aptitude to empower without reducing our capability to deliver. The metrics for synergistic, real-time C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365.