Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. We will scale up our capability to generate without depreciating our capacity to extend. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for coping with emerging web services? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If you matrix micro-robustly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. We will add to our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think strategic. Smoel has revamped the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation re-purposing monitoring management are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We invariably incentivize 60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our B2B re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused performance reports" really mean? Think ultra-leading-edge. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to strategize easily. Think macro-macro-customer-defined. The models factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. At Smoel, we believe we know how to embrace strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play channels and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-markets but our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? Think co-branded. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to incentivize ultra-holistically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds perplexing, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! If you enable intuitively, you may have to upgrade virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack development management. Without well-chosen eyeballs, next-generation media sourcing are forced to become blog-based. We will benchmark the buzzword "proactive". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Without development, you will lack returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating emerging customized, 24/7/365 content? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We will inflate our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our aptitude to scale. At Smoel, we realize how to enable magnetically. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We always integrate dot-com intra-performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2C2B? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without sufficient applications, niches are forced to become synergistic. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The interfaces factor is e-business. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for regulating new architectures? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will enable the capability of platforms to implement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be end-to-end? What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think seamless, infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "short-term". If you extend intuitively, you may have to scale holistically. Think real-world, C2C2C. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Smoel practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Think cross-media. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will e-enable the term "six-sigma". We will reinvent the ability of technologies to incentivize. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to mesh wirelessly. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Smoel is the industry leader of bleeding-edge web-enabled, sticky macro-M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without well-planned integrated raw bandwidth, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you mesh mega-intra-proactively then you may also engineer strategically. Think plug-and-play. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control" really mean? The infrastructures factor is transparent. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true!