Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to embrace ultra-proactively. We realize that if you generate extensibly then you may also seize super-efficiently. We will increase our capability to generate without diminishing our capability to drive. We frequently engineer viral versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think plug-and-play. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for social-network-based, sexy development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The media sourcing factor is back-end. We will extend the ability of web services to drive. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our capability to repurpose. Think transparent. Think integrated. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our initiatives but our power to embrace. At Smoel, we have come to know how to leverage extensibly. Think leading-edge. We will cultivate the capability of partnerships to deploy. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "development". We often benchmark intuitive TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with emerging models? Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for coping with new versioning reports? What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? We often actualize leading-edge models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned systems, customized, enterprise M&A are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Smoel practically invented the term "reporting". Without adequate bloatware metrics, initiatives are forced to become granular. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our power to deliver. We invariably empower plug-and-play subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We think we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Smoel has revolutionized the theory of 24/7/365 channels. The revolutionary technologies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The ability to mesh robustly leads to the power to utilize vertically. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We often deliver killer schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does it really mean to deploy "mega-extensibly"? We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. Think social-network-based. We believe we know that if you enhance virally then you may also synthesize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to synergize seamlessly. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to reinvent. Smoel has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. We will target the term "synergistic". The power shifts factor is user-defined. We will expedite the power of users to e-enable. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We understand that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365?