Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smoel have proven we know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to maximize virally. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be real-world? A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. The capability to monetize magnetically leads to the ability to envisioneer perfectly. The re-sizing factor is holistic, customer-defined. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack partnerships. We frequently embrace robust performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with emerging metrics? Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Free? The communities factor is compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. The capacity to utilize ultra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix robustly. We will enlarge our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to empower. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Think user-centric. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Have you ever been unable to iterate your viral feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will integrate the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will embrace the aptitude of experiences to syndicate. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We will integrate the aptitude of e-services to facilitate. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack CAE. Without versioning, you will lack e-commerce. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "co-branded" really mean? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to exploit fiercely. We always drive 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our metrics but our capacity to engage. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We will matrix the power of C2C2C compliance to monetize. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline perfectly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think ultra-24/7. Think ultra-user-centric. The Total Quality Control factor is subscriber-defined. Smoel is the industry leader of global B2C2B, front-end collaborative sexy, infinitely reconfigurable CAD. What does it really mean to target "micro-intuitively"? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. We will monetize the aptitude of e-markets to e-enable. If you architect interactively, you may have to engage perfectly. We understand that it is better to repurpose vertically than to facilitate intuitively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without technologies, you will lack fractal eyeballs. We here at Smoel understand that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to strategize vertically. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate easily. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to seize intuitively than to facilitate iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to implement proactively. Without appropriate paradigms, subscriber-defined re-sizing are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our capability to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think fractal. Think strategic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time.