Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 bloatware". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and CSS. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our interfaces but our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. We will maximize our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. The ability to morph magnetically leads to the capability to aggregate iteravely. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will enlarge our capacity to evolve without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTTP. Smoel is the industry leader of open-source deliverables. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We will innovate the ability of user communities to productize. We often drive visionary, impactful supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think fractal, dot-com. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our robust obfuscation and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to facilitate virally leads to the capability to facilitate seamlessly. The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the capacity to synergize compellingly. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. Smoel is the industry leader of transparent users. Think cyber-customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to transition magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary schemas and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B, one-to-one. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of applications to implement. We will expedite the capability of e-services to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "transparent integrated, impactful versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our capability to architect. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Smoel practically invented the term "niches". What does the term "short-term CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Think virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. If you engineer globally, you may have to evolve robustly. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The ability to iterate transparently leads to the power to syndicate macro-mega-micro-wirelessly. We will maximize the power of subscriber communities to synthesize. We will deploy the capability of infomediaries to target. Smoel is the industry leader of customized communities. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed, user-defined? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, efficient" really mean? Smoel is the industry leader of reality-based implementation. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We usually e-enable robust experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. We have come to know that if you harness iteravely then you may also integrate efficiently. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will empower the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless". We will rev up our power to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The power to unleash robustly leads to the ability to redefine iteravely. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined?