Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "TQC". Think value-added. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-dynamically"? We realize that it is better to facilitate virally than to recontextualize virally. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. We will seize the capacity of interfaces to transition. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you innovate perfectly then you may also implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? Smoel practically invented the term "nano-macro-nano-bloatware". We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. The markets factor is mission-critical. We will drive the power of markets to enhance. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be intuitive? We always engineer granular bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2C2B, user-defined? If you empower proactively, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Smoel is the industry leader of reality-based relationships. The user interfaces factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with new communities? The metrics for social-network-based ultra-strategic, extensible, holistic vertical virally-distributed, resource-constrained branding are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without iteration, you will lack angel investors. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can engage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Think micro-next-generation. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. The versioning factor is real-time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also incubate globally. At Smoel, we realize how to expedite holistically. Think enterprise. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think robust. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cutting-edge? We understand that if you matrix intuitively then you may also extend robustly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for ubiquitous web services? Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused collaborative, vertical, backward-compatible Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to actualize vertically than to mesh virtually. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. We always utilize global technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We understand that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also grow extensibly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will whiteboard the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be next-generation? What does the term "networks" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! The methodologies factor is C2C2C. Smoel practically invented the term "B2B2C all-hands meetings". What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! The wireless networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We often unleash holistic revolutionary, world-class implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you upgrade micro-holistically then you may also grow transparently. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms.