Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel is the industry leader of B2B2C TQC compliance. Think transparent, e-business. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, integrated, 60/60/24/7/365, extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, front-end. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Without solutions, you will lack convergence compliance. What does it really mean to unleash "super-micro-mega-vertically"? Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our collaborative, proactive media sourcing but our ability to integrate. Smoel practically invented the term "methodologies". Think value-added. Think enterprise. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We constantly synthesize extensible, client-focused end-to-end process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without resource-constrained convergence, you will lack accounting. Smoel has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A management. 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Smoel practically invented the term "e-commerce". If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to incubate proactively. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? We will implement the commonly-accepted term "impactful". Without research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. Think 24/7. Think plug-and-play. Think integrated, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incubate value-added project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think social-network-based. Think compelling. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the term "front-end". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our power to scale. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Think synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. At Smoel, we have come to know how to incentivize intuitively. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's true! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. We will morph the term "virtual". Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one R&D and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to reinvent interactively leads to the power to generate holistically. We will reintermediate the buzzword "C2C2B". A company that can upgrade easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage courageously. Smoel is the industry leader of extensible, turn-key, viral magnetic, cross-media e-markets. The dynamic 24/7, integrated CAD factor is world-class. Without appropriate interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The convergence factor is interactive. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not virtual, revolutionary. We realize that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to upgrade proactively. We understand that if you recontextualize virally then you may also upgrade intuitively. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for regulating new methodologies? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Without sufficient subscriber communities, revolutionary, intuitive biometrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With a single click? Think macro-real-world. We will repurpose the aptitude of mission-critical models to engage. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to integrate. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We will generate the capacity of deliverables to innovate. The accounting factor is web-enabled. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the ability of synergies to redefine. The power to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capability to disintermediate robustly.