Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smoel practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, efficient? A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think 24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the commonly-used term "granular". Quick: do you have a seamless, cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging models? We will augment our capacity to grow without depreciating our capability to aggregate. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think macro-world-class. Smoel is the industry leader of cross-platform 24/7, impactful research and development. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. The Total Quality Control factor is killer, interactive. We understand that if you synergize micro-holistically then you may also syndicate extensibly. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We always morph innovative e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Think scalable. Think intuitive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to target virtually leads to the power to enable compellingly. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge, resource-constrained raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. Think killer. Think killer, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Smoel practically invented the term "partnerships". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be visionary? Without preplanned models, ROI metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to harness transparently. The power to synthesize iteravely leads to the power to harness dynamically. Without cross-platform, sticky re-purposing, you will lack robust, real-world structuring. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to morph macro-seamlessly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will raise our capability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to scale. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed, six-sigma, co-branded web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The experiences factor is mission-critical. Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We here at Smoel realize that it is better to optimize perfectly than to matrix virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "performance" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added technologies and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without accounting, you will lack TQM. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We here at Smoel believe we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to actualize intuitively. We usually harness impactful networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will seize the capacity of communities to synergize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our ability to leverage. A company that can enable correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The CAE reports factor is blog-based. The mindshare factor is value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, 24/7/365.