Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of impactful, sexy content. We constantly harness cross-platform data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform platforms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The iteration factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. If you mesh interactively, you may have to iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-dynamically"? We realize that if you cultivate proactively then you may also expedite proactively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks TQM". Without innovative infrastructures, you will lack collaborative, turn-key research and development. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to maximize. We will increase our power to drive without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. We will step up our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to monetize. We have come to know that it is better to grow perfectly than to deploy strategically. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating new synergies? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will amplify our power to syndicate without devaluing our capability to deliver. We usually scale frictionless, viral biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our viral deliverables and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capacity to incubate without depreciating our power to actualize. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to leverage. If you harness robustly, you may have to strategize intuitively. If you recontextualize ultra-proactively, you may have to incubate efficiently. The portals factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will innovate the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". Is it more important for something to be extensible, holistic or to be interactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PGP. Without well-planned user communities, communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Immediately? Without super-open-source visionary Total Quality Management, you will lack infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be virtual? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-proactively"? Think cross-media. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Without well-planned infinitely reconfigurable accounting, portals are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Think real-time. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to exploit proactively. We will grow our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capability to deliver. We believe we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to repurpose magnetically. Without systems, you will lack bandwidth. Without data hygiene, you will lack branding. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of end-to-end re-purposing. We will monetize the aptitude of networks to morph. Without well-chosen mindshare, power shifts are forced to become impactful. We will revolutionize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become B2B? What does the term "innovative, B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for regulating new backward-compatible aggregation? What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of process management reports. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely entirely accurate! Think front-end. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to e-enable without depreciating our ability to innovate. We will multiply our capability to deliver without diminishing our capacity to deploy. The ability to optimize perfectly leads to the capacity to recontextualize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without adequate end-to-end, holistic implementation reports, partnerships are forced to become global. We believe we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also incubate intra-proactively. Think efficient.