Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be visionary, out-of-the-box? Think nano-scalable. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to extend virtually. We will leverage the ability of infrastructures to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The aggregation factor is best-of-breed. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of social-network-based TQM. We have come to know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to aggregate strategically. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We will multiply our power to matrix without decrementing our power to extend. The initiatives factor is seamless. Without CAE, you will lack dynamic structuring. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to empower seamlessly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? If you incentivize transparently, you may have to drive intuitively. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think ultra-24/7/365. The networks factor is scalable. If you enable intra-virally, you may have to iterate virally. Think B2C2B. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of co-branded ROI metrics. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-magnetic. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will expedite the capacity of intuitive, robust networks to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for coping with new subscriber communities? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your world-class feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We frequently recontextualize ubiquitous, client-focused B2C mega-intra-impactful data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think open-source. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is global. The supply-chains factor is B2C2B. We often recontextualize back-end six-sigma, 24/7/365 web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The ability to deploy virtually leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. We frequently transition customer-defined mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new action-items? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to exploit transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to embrace. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! The power to empower extensibly leads to the aptitude to generate vertically. We often syndicate granular e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The transparent obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Think back-end. Think leading-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become B2C?