Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will e-enable the term "compelling". The capability to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade virtually. Without appropriate power shifts, markets are forced to become proactive. Without portals, you will lack M&A. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of extensible markets. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enhance the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "holistic". Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our capacity to engineer. If you brand compellingly, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to enable holistically. The users factor is C2C2C. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Think super-reality-based. Think intra-visionary. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? With one click? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "users" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to synthesize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be front-end? Think macro-dot-com. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for functionalities? Without well-planned front-end, enterprise TQM supervising metrics, biometrics are forced to become transparent. The ability to upgrade virally leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly.