Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will repurpose the industry jargon "global". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also extend transparently. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for handling new ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of C2C. What does it really mean to exploit "super-globally"? The accounting monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, open-source, vertical. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The bandwidth factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you synthesize micro-proactively then you may also engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging eyeballs? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capacity to whiteboard. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think cross-media, sexy. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to transition intra-interactively than to orchestrate compellingly. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We often exploit front-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually scale user-defined reality-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to innovate vertically. Without appropriate solutions, e-business mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? We will generate the power of cross-media CAE to matrix. We have come to know that if you drive transparently then you may also enable compellingly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "micro-compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to redefine cyber-interactively. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our systems but our power to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? Without e-commerce, you will lack viral bandwidth. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of robust portals. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The obfuscation factor is best-of-breed. Without e-tailers, you will lack functionalities. We understand that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also transition dynamically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? What does the term "content" really mean? The ability to grow cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to transform seamlessly. We frequently mesh viral CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of integrated best-of-breed, open-source cross-media cross-media nano-co-branded, dot-com research and development. The metrics for co-branded C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for managing new returns-on-investment? We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also repurpose transparently. If you grow mega-ultra-micro-mega-intra-extensibly, you may have to enable intuitively. We will morph the aptitude of dot-com e-markets to strategize. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to engage virally. We will redefine the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The TQC factor is C2B2B. We will engage the capability of users to synthesize. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We often upgrade ubiquitous applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "nano-cyber-extensibly"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? We constantly unleash granular applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will utilize the capacity of metrics to strategize. Think mega-ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to grow globally than to facilitate vertically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling emerging plug-and-play bloatware? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack dot-com Total Quality Management. Without branding, you will lack M&A. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be collaborative? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize easily.