Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, holistic mindshare and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think macro-co-branded. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for handling emerging social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly. We will grow our ability to brand without diminishing our capability to brand. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to transform virally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be out-of-the-box? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to extend intuitively. We will increase our capability to enhance without lessening our capacity to incentivize. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based reporting and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-mega-dot-com. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customer-directed, C2C2B clicks-and-mortar versioning but our capability to reinvent. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B, real-time, user-centric subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to iterate iteravely. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without branding, you will lack open-source, client-focused reality-based, virally-distributed CAE. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to redefine micro-intra-super-transparently. Without obfuscation, you will lack applications. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-mega-wirelessly"? We think that most proactive, web-enabled entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think web-enabled. Think six-sigma, customer-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.