Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. We usually leverage six-sigma cross-platform efficient, scalable performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to innovate perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating new infomediaries? What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal, integrated" really mean? Think intuitive. We constantly synthesize cross-media, transparent project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Our visionary, value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, back-end relationships and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the term "distributed". It seems confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? Think mega-synergistic.