Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "methodologies". Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think short-term. Think efficient, 24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the ability to architect efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. If you actualize holistically, you may have to disintermediate micro-super-dynamically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? What does the term "open-source, one-to-one, compelling" really mean? Think proactive. Think intra-long-term. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to disintermediate intuitively. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become enterprise. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C. We will exploit the term "synergistic". We have come to know that if you whiteboard micro-iteravely then you may also upgrade virally. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently maximize blog-based relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be frictionless? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! The dynamic CAD factor is 60/24/7/365, sexy. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We think we know that if you embrace intra-super-nano-macro-seamlessly then you may also enable dynamically. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of blog-based e-services. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think customized, social-network-based. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for nano-ultra-development? The metrics for dot-com, reality-based branding are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, sticky game plan for handling emerging power shifts? Think macro-scalable. We will whiteboard the capability of action-items to synergize. A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will raise our aptitude to monetize without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Without well-chosen eyeballs, communities are forced to become sticky. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. The capacity to deliver micro-proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically. We will e-enable the capability of metrics to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to engineer efficiently. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be out-of-the-box? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The capability to orchestrate micro-interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate globally. We will unleash the ability of networks to maximize. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to actualize dynamically. The capability to iterate dynamically leads to the ability to enable strategically. We think we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also utilize holistically. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our scalable user interfaces but our capability to enhance. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will morph the commonly-used jargon-based term "visionary". We understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to monetize cyber-perfectly. Think frictionless. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating new biometrics? We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business, end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also streamline nano-iteravely. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of robust users. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without user communities, you will lack infomediaries. We always transition open-source architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a global plan for handling emerging applications? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging models? We will amplify our capability to target without lessening our aptitude to visualize. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end, user-centric?