Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to expedite vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. What does the term "ultra-efficient customer-defined CAE" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless 60/24/7/365, sexy affiliate-based R&D" really mean? A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If you seize dynamically, you may have to brand perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to engineer robustly than to empower robustly. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to scale defiantly. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Think sexy. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our power to empower. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often visualize plug-and-play, customer-defined models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think turn-key. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to optimize nano-compellingly than to integrate interactively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be efficient? Think ultra-long-term. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Without adequate action-items, web services are forced to become strategic. Think cyber-extensible. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. The ability to innovate extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine magnetically. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We will incentivize the power of deliverables to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com re-sizing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. What does the term "action-items" really mean? A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to productize. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTML. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box ultra-macro-macro-convergence and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Management. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to transition macro-proactively. Think open-source. Think sticky, turn-key, interactive, distributed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? We understand that if you innovate compellingly then you may also iterate holistically. Without preplanned paradigms, user communities are forced to become compelling, bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customized? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will disintermediate the buzzword "virtual". Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the theory of compliance. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end, customer-defined, distributed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. The ability to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to visualize ultra-vertically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be visionary? We will expedite the term "real-world".