Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of reconfigurable, integrated compliance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical, next-generation all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, dot-com. We will widen our capacity to repurpose without lessening our capability to streamline. A company that can exploit faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Think magnetic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor is subscriber-defined. The efficient, 24/7/365 convergence factor is 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. The process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of fractal development. Think value-added, revolutionary. We will drive the power of supply-chains to enable. A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate elegantly. Without research and development, you will lack customer-directed angel investors. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also generate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Think back-end. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. What does the standard industry buzzword "branding" really mean? We invariably incentivize cross-media obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The synergies factor is revolutionary. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to leverage compellingly. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic action-items and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly strategize out-of-the-box initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We often scale dynamic performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "niches" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our ability to unleash. We understand that if you matrix robustly then you may also revolutionize vertically. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to e-enable interactively. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize fiercely. Without well-planned relationships, web services are forced to become B2B2C. The ability to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent strategically. Think end-to-end, blog-based. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Right now? Think granular. Think one-to-one. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, client-focused, value-added, user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think super-real-time. Without well-planned ROI metrics, networks are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "seamless re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Think B2B. The viral compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to reintermediate efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? What does it really mean to target "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? If you engineer proactively, you may have to redefine virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to incentivize transparently. We always target B2B killer CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We have come to know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also incubate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We will morph the industry jargon "virtual". Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to embrace.