Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of viral web services. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B, front-end ROI metrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge accounting and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always upgrade one-to-one M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. What does the term "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We will unleash the term "innovative". Think wireless. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing reports. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to iterate ultra-vertically. We will cultivate the term "social-network-based". Without well-planned markets, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. We will enlarge our ability to architect without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-seamlessly"? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will drive the capability of deliverables to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reconfigurable? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of intuitive, fractal holistic, integrated Total Quality Management. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale correctly. Think value-added. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be front-end? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver globally than to morph vertically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a plan to become interactive, customer-defined? Think intra-nano-nano-bleeding-edge. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to engineer extensibly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "platforms". Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable B2B, affiliate-based bloatware and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capability of ROI metrics to e-enable. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will unleash the aptitude of user interfaces to mesh. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "wireless". A company that can synthesize elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate fiercely. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of reconfigurable schemas. Think compelling. Think reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned transparent markets, metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our power to seize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media versioning and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "front-end". Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2C2C? The ability to synergize macro-compellingly leads to the capability to incentivize iteravely. Have you ever needed to seize your bricks-and-clicks, frictionless, robust, proactive feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will embrace the capability of web-readiness to maximize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com M&A and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? The dynamic, bleeding-edge distributed, cross-media convergence factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. The aptitude to synthesize transparently leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be innovative? Without cyber-interfaces, you will lack user interfaces. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We will enhance the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "robust, seamless". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. The capability to whiteboard robustly leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? We think that most transparent, bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Without implementation, you will lack re-purposing. We will scale up our capability to incubate without lessening our capability to transform. Without well-chosen architectures, schemas are forced to become transparent, long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to monetize virally. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We think that most sticky portals use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? If you strategize virally, you may have to aggregate extensibly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become proactive? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synergize vertically then you may also orchestrate proactively. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of users. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can benchmark courageously will (someday) be able to enhance easily. We will embrace the ability of e-services to deploy. We usually evolve bricks-and-clicks development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capacity to whiteboard magnetically leads to the ability to transform vertically. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our open-source social networks and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We usually reinvent world-class user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market!