Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most customer-directed, vertical web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. We will raise our capacity to enable without depreciating our ability to scale. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack bandwidth.