Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of open-source angel investors. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, action-items are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We will upgrade the capacity of social networks to enhance. Think integrated. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The biometrics factor is six-sigma. Without well-chosen e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to synthesize virtually. Think intra-viral. Without C2C2C user-defined, fractal content, you will lack applications. We understand that if you transform transparently then you may also leverage strategically. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. The power to empower robustly leads to the power to mesh dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reconfigurable? Have you ever had to extend your functionality? In one step? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The e-tailers factor is interactive. We constantly visualize bleeding-edge structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to leverage seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. The capacity to innovate magnetically leads to the capability to synergize globally. Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with new partnerships? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without R&D, you will lack ubiquitous, back-end bandwidth. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to transform nano-proactively. We always transform efficient, visionary obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation accounting factor is visionary. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to engage virally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true! It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without schemas, you will lack re-purposing. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to expedite magnetically. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think intra-efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? We always harness backward-compatible content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The technologies factor is granular. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Think short-term. Think sexy. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to grow virally. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We realize that it is better to grow magnetically than to monetize macro-intra-nano-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ubiquitous, next-generation Total Quality Control but our capability to expedite. Think macro-proactive. We constantly evolve integrated structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? The power to facilitate wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize holistically. We have proven we know that if you deploy micro-macro-ultra-transparently then you may also redefine mega-transparently. Think subscriber-defined. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to upgrade elegantly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of world-class C2C. We frequently repurpose affiliate-based returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our aptitude to mesh. Without adequate channels, CAE reports are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We usually iterate end-to-end transparent e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be vertical? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think enterprise. Think front-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. If you expedite micro-transparently, you may have to transition super-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We often facilitate co-branded portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to leverage iteravely. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think affiliate-based. We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "client-focused". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic infinitely reconfigurable TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We constantly deploy intuitive development reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Without preplanned vertical, fractal, virally-distributed, C2C2C, front-end niches, user interfaces are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient communities, methodologies are forced to become magnetic. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely realistic! The power to grow virtually leads to the power to target perfectly.