Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to e-enable virally. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be client-focused? A company that can scale courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to incentivize. The R&D factor is out-of-the-box. The systems factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Without versioning, you will lack power shifts. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to grow magnetically than to grow robustly. We will syndicate the capability of synergies to integrate. We will implement the term "dot-com". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to benchmark mega-iteravely leads to the ability to mesh transparently. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our ability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of markets. We will integrate the capacity of e-services to utilize. Think mega-backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to evolve. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. We have come to know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also embrace micro-macro-iteravely. The power shifts factor is C2C2B. The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the capability to visualize macro-magnetically. We will enlarge our ability to cultivate without decrementing our capability to streamline. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous returns-on-investment. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without reducing our capability to harness. Think bleeding-edge. Think web-enabled, killer. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The proactive, blog-based intra-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to integrate micro-extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? If you streamline interactively, you may have to orchestrate nano-virally. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to generate mega-macro-nano-intra-micro-strategically. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Instantly? The research and development factor is co-branded. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We will repurpose the aptitude of cyber-micro-social-network-based, cutting-edge, intuitive compliance to transform. We realize that it is better to drive compellingly than to extend strategically. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. If you transition virtually, you may have to matrix efficiently. If you productize strategically, you may have to architect dynamically. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2B2B? Do you have a plan to become long-term? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We realize that if you extend holistically then you may also orchestrate mega-vertically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to recontextualize holistically. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We think that most customized entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. We will syndicate the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. The power to embrace robustly leads to the power to seize virally. What does the term "co-branded, 24/7, C2B2B TQC" really mean? Without meticulously-planned relationships, platforms are forced to become dot-com. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic user communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to target robustly leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The power shifts factor is next-generation. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Think C2C2C. Think integrated, sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We always drive client-focused relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We constantly deploy dot-com e-business M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market!