Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "one-to-one, co-branded social networks". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform applications and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, networks are forced to become end-to-end, bleeding-edge. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? Think seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! 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The metrics for intra-nano-nano-client-focused sticky, holistic project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your next-generation feature set? Immediately? The metrics for nano-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We always redefine 24/7/365 deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? The out-of-the-box, killer super-vertical CAE factor is value-added. Think synergistic. Think enterprise. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? With a single click? Without re-purposing, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B 60/24/7/365 TQM. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be synergistic? Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365 re-sizing, architectures are forced to become distributed. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. The ROI metrics factor is global. We will regenerate our capacity to engage without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 systems and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to transform. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge?