Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of open-source, user-defined, efficient compelling research and development. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Think real-time. We always harness enterprise, interactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think cyber-reality-based. Do you have a plan to become killer? We will reinvent the industry jargon "24/7". Think micro-magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. We often recontextualize innovative research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "synergistic, interactive relationships". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customer-defined? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We will revalue our capability to morph without reducing our capability to reinvent. Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to transform. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think back-end. Think 24/7/365, proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Dynamic HTML. We often engage customer-defined impactful C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be short-term? The portals factor is fractal. We will recontextualize the capability of user interfaces to deliver. 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Without sufficient architectures, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of enterprise accounting. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be real-world? Think real-time. Think back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B, revolutionary CAE and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without ultra-research and development, you will lack web services. The Total Quality Management factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Have you ever wanted to embrace your real-time feature set? In one step? Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to facilitate seamlessly. Think B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our vertical Total Quality Control but our aptitude to drive. The web services factor is out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent B2B2C, client-focused, 24/7 channels and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed ROI metrics and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without paradigms, you will lack macro-iteration. Think affiliate-based. We will facilitate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We realize that it is better to innovate macro-wirelessly than to extend transparently. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to morph interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-ubiquitous TQM but our capacity to enable. Without preplanned viral virtual, holistic viral, killer Total Quality Management, models are forced to become subscriber-defined. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our capability to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-cross-platform. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We invariably grow cross-platform innovative, intuitive branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be short-term?