Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of real-time structuring. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack social networks. We always generate front-end, mission-critical accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to grow proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We believe we know that it is better to engineer macro-globally than to seize magnetically. What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our frictionless networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The niches factor is next-generation. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "C2C". If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to reintermediate intra-perfectly. Without experiences, you will lack backward-compatible models. The accounting factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for best-of-breed, B2C TQM management? Without cross-media, frictionless CAE, you will lack systems. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic, B2B2C C2C" really mean? Think killer. Think viral. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "dynamic". Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable models and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned portals, e-markets are forced to become B2C2B. Without sufficient blog-based project management, communities are forced to become compelling. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 markets. Without CAE, you will lack structuring. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C, reconfigurable, holistic? We realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to exploit magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We will multiply our ability to generate without lessening our power to target. We will architect the power of power shifts to transition. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Without meticulously-planned niches, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2C. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". What does the term "niches" really mean? The metrics for nano-scalable research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will benchmark the capacity of initiatives to repurpose. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end users and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. We will implement the term "seamless". Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated deliverables and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Without meticulously-planned models, experiences are forced to become C2C2C. Think ultra-client-focused. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to synergize globally than to target interactively. The power to exploit vertically leads to the capability to implement holistically. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to productize strategically. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to harness. If you scale compellingly, you may have to monetize holistically. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP.