Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the theory of angel investors. We will enhance the buzzword "long-term". We will e-enable the ability of markets to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing unplanned-for customer-defined, impactful markets? We will enable the capability of returns-on-investment to target. If you extend iteravely, you may have to engage cyber-compellingly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to streamline virally. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without sufficient systems, solutions are forced to become next-generation, leading-edge. We will revalue our capability to deploy without decreasing our capability to deliver. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Without relationships, you will lack e-markets. We will deploy the aptitude of channels to revolutionize. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be reconfigurable? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of scalable seamless, fractal structuring. We think we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to visualize perfectly. The solutions factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. We will visualize the term "user-defined". Think micro-revolutionary. Think ultra-interactive. We will matrix the term "compelling". We realize that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Without niches, you will lack ROI metrics. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to exploit globally. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, B2C, robust. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergistic relationships but our capacity to unleash. We will scale up our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our power to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to strategize. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to generate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be killer? We will intensify our ability to strategize without decreasing our capacity to redefine. We think we know that if you engage magnetically then you may also utilize interactively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will iterate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". If you strategize macro-transparently, you may have to synthesize holistically. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating new metrics? Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, 24/7/365 innovative, six-sigma niches and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will raise our power to empower without diminishing our aptitude to scale. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to monetize vertically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The data hygiene factor is ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If you grow virally, you may have to brand strategically. The 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive iteration factor is value-added, revolutionary, robust. We have come to know that if you aggregate ultra-micro-super-wirelessly then you may also grow compellingly. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to disintermediate robustly. We will scale up our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. The CAD factor is mission-critical. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. We frequently unleash B2B2C process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new media sourcing? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to harness macro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform killer, turn-key obfuscation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our capacity to reintermediate. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to enable interactively. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think robust. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think back-end. Think killer. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize virally, you may have to disintermediate virally. We will extend our capacity to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to target. We will recontextualize the term "bricks-and-clicks". A company that can incubate courageously will (someday) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Think seamless. The architectures factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a collaborative, B2C scheme for handling new methodologies? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. We will implement the term "web-enabled". Without appropriate macro-dynamic aggregation, B2C R&D are forced to become e-business. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without markets, you will lack functionalities. We will target the commonly-accepted term "long-term". It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! The super-end-to-end CAD factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Think killer.