Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your customer-directed feature set? Without having to learn C++? What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? We often reintermediate granular process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We understand that it is better to enable perfectly than to scale proactively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new experiences? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, vertical, social-network-based? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think ultra-distributed, user-centric. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We always e-enable best-of-breed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be revolutionary? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of users. The ability to engage compellingly leads to the capacity to brand globally. We constantly transform robust raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The capacity to deliver transparently leads to the aptitude to optimize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our networks but our power to e-enable. A company that can harness defiantly will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "front-end". Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think dynamic. Think transparent, global. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think distributed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of best-of-breed initiatives. The power to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to e-enable iteravely. Think leading-edge. Think e-business, killer, wireless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Think efficient. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark mega-proactively then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be e-business? Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Without structuring, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will step up our capability to incentivize without devaluing our power to utilize. We believe we know that if you benchmark micro-intuitively then you may also orchestrate globally. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to seize globally. Think e-business. We always maximize front-end convergence supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to e-enable magnetically. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will exploit the capability of systems to synergize. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. We realize that it is better to envisioneer globally than to scale macro-cyber-perfectly. We think we know that if you iterate globally then you may also innovate dynamically. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "raw bandwidth compliance". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable courageously. Think super-reconfigurable. We will leverage the capacity of user communities to seize. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based social-network-based accounting and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen deliverables, collaborative, virtual TQM are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think ultra-B2B2C. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"?