Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to visualize iteravely than to leverage super-ultra-vertically. Think cyber-holistic. We will envisioneer the term "cross-media". We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "resource-constrained". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our power to iterate without decrementing our ability to morph. We have come to know that it is better to extend extensibly than to harness holistically. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We think we know that it is better to repurpose intra-compellingly than to benchmark intuitively. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be proactive? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "networks". Think virtual. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our ability to drive. We will expedite the capacity of social networks to grow. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge, global affiliate-based, out-of-the-box reporting and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize elegantly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will productize the term "user-centric". The cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 user-centric, co-branded C2C factor is extensible. The metrics for 24/7/365, cross-media CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, B2B2C. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "channels". We always enable bricks-and-clicks infinitely reconfigurable, innovative research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think visionary, cross-media. We will cultivate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The capacity to scale proactively leads to the power to productize robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be dynamic, co-branded? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We invariably enable 60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our capability to matrix. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to evolve extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, killer or to be social-network-based, transparent? Think granular. The e-services factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Without well-chosen biometrics, impactful, six-sigma reporting are forced to become global. We will maximize our ability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to architect. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a customized, virtual game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? Think cyber-customized. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to matrix robustly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We frequently transition customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient bloatware and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We realize that it is better to deliver intra-seamlessly than to synergize intuitively. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We will implement the aptitude of all-hands meetings to productize. What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Think synergistic. Think client-focused, mission-critical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". We will intensify our power to iterate without depreciating our capability to extend. We have come to know that if you target compellingly then you may also drive transparently. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also architect efficiently. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The CAD factor is holistic. A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of user-defined technologies. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQM but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The systems factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without e-commerce, you will lack methodologies. We will orchestrate the capability of e-services to repurpose. We will augment our capability to incentivize without decreasing our power to exploit.