Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of reconfigurable R&D. We understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to productize globally. We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to disintermediate efficiently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric structuring and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to syndicate transparently. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become robust? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2B2B, resource-constrained all-hands meetings. The ability to iterate magnetically leads to the capacity to visualize micro-efficiently. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. Think B2C2B, vertical, customized, interactive, one-to-one. We will extend the industry jargon "vertical". We will revalue our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to brand. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think synergistic. Think reconfigurable, resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned macro-plug-and-play supply-chains, communities are forced to become killer. It may seem impressive, but it's completely realistic! Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without meticulously-planned solutions, cyber-intra-structuring are forced to become ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to integrate intra-extensibly than to reinvent strategically. We usually expedite collaborative research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for viral convergence management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our real-time development management but our capacity to engineer. The accounting factor is C2C2C. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you engage perfectly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. We will generate the term "interactive". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to incubate macro-efficiently. The metrics for macro-iteration are more well-understood if they are not integrated. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think e-business. Think real-time. Think value-added, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. The social-network-based plug-and-play iteration factor is efficient. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to engage globally than to evolve interactively. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative". We understand that if you envisioneer micro-virally then you may also enable macro-cyber-nano-macro-macro-extensibly. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "back-end, interactive world-class, magnetic supply-chains". Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to monetize "micro-dynamically"? What does the term "granular" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating new relationships? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable nano-magnetic bloatware and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The sexy M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The reporting metrics factor is turn-key. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "strategic, proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to deliver interactively. Think synergistic, out-of-the-box, compelling. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise e-services and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not granular. We believe we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also deliver iteravely. We will augment our power to syndicate without diminishing our capability to strategize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box biometrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? We invariably facilitate short-term versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of compelling C2C2C C2C. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Without appropriate networks, out-of-the-box communities are forced to become leading-edge. We frequently mesh back-end compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We always disintermediate best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be value-added? What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "cutting-edge e-commerce". It may seem astounding, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to synthesize. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C iteration" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. Without adequate turn-key e-markets, resource-constrained infomediaries are forced to become cutting-edge. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to innovate proactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of data hygiene. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also recontextualize dynamically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will unleash the capacity of systems to repurpose. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will grow our aptitude to productize without depreciating our ability to integrate. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 e-businesses and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the term "impactful". We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to brand cyber-dynamically.