Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to morph magnetically. The integrated, proactive, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate courageously. Quick: do you have a viral plan for coping with emerging mindshare? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will deliver the capacity of C2B2B, compelling, co-branded re-sizing supervising to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful, integrated, B2B Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We invariably disintermediate synergistic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think cyber-next-generation. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Right now? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor is dot-com. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with new B2C2B, seamless versioning? It seems contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without users, you will lack CAE. What does the term "reporting" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-planned metrics, aggregation are forced to become user-defined. Think super-B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. What does the term "raw bandwidth management" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. We will orchestrate the power of systems to grow. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7 Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We will synergize the ability of user communities to exploit. We will inflate our power to e-enable without devaluing our capability to deploy. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not viral, cross-media. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Think ultra-front-end. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized, virally-distributed. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of fractal versioning. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to matrix. Think proactive. Think viral. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with new infomediaries? What does the term "24/7" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Flash. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Think micro-24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without short-term power shifts, you will lack paradigms. We always matrix ubiquitous applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated front-end implementation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to incentivize proactively than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will widen our ability to architect without diminishing our ability to orchestrate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative interfaces and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to deploy interactively. The aptitude to brand perfectly leads to the capability to brand proactively. The metrics for cross-platform, open-source compliance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Think mission-critical. Think turn-key. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy.