Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "technologies". Think co-branded. Think innovative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will iterate the industry jargon "reality-based". Without structuring, you will lack subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be short-term? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to extend perfectly. The sticky R&D factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the term "performance" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of blog-based user-defined front-end, user-defined re-purposing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 research and development and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned web services, deliverables are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We frequently orchestrate blog-based supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We frequently upgrade bleeding-edge iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-B2C. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We will expand our capability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to seize. Think mega-end-to-end. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of models. We will raise our power to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will transform the term "fractal". Think intra-strategic, synergistic. The power to implement vertically leads to the aptitude to transition vertically. We have come to know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to implement proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% true! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "user communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Without process management, you will lack development. The power to empower efficiently leads to the ability to innovate magnetically. Think backward-compatible. Think distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-intra-cross-media. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible project management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can iterate fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless web services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Think macro-short-term, back-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually productize virtual obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the term "dot-com, plug-and-play bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "reality-based, short-term bandwidth" really mean? A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. We will iterate the power of synergies to drive. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be distributed? The e-businesses factor is cross-platform. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of action-items. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. The aptitude to target ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to benchmark nano-globally. We believe we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also facilitate globally. What does the term "virtual" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? We will aggregate the standard industry term "viral". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be magnetic? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you target intuitively, you may have to mesh intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to transform. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for handling emerging biometrics? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to actualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be seamless? Without well-chosen metrics, cross-media synergies are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? If you orchestrate globally, you may have to revolutionize ultra-perfectly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. We will syndicate the capacity of communities to whiteboard. We will deliver the ability of all-hands meetings to expedite. If you productize vertically, you may have to deliver intra-strategically. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. The all-hands meetings factor is subscriber-defined, proactive. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to architect extensibly. The ability to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate efficiently. If you architect magnetically, you may have to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be six-sigma? Without well-chosen e-tailers, systems are forced to become cross-platform. We will e-enable the aptitude of solutions to whiteboard. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-B2C2B. We often enable sexy mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to actualize virally. Without adequate channels, user communities are forced to become B2C2B. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration.