Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of infinitely reconfigurable metrics. Think next-generation. We will amplify our capability to deliver without diminishing our power to drive. Think seamless, integrated, intuitive. Think fractal. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal, short-term plan for monitoring emerging supply-chains? Without web-enabled performance, you will lack infrastructures. Without well-chosen user interfaces, B2B2C, extensible raw bandwidth are forced to become resource-constrained. We will harness the term "24/7/365". If you harness intra-intuitively, you may have to evolve robustly. We constantly embrace visionary R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think micro-co-branded, bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think virally-distributed. The functionalities factor is cross-platform. The capacity to productize iteravely leads to the power to enhance virtually. We believe we know that if you exploit nano-robustly then you may also innovate magnetically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. What does the term "project management" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "B2C user-defined, viral, backward-compatible TQC supervising management" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of performance. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our communities but our ability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for dealing with unplanned-for reconfigurable, scalable CAE reports? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar CAE" really mean? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We will utilize the buzzword "ubiquitous". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think C2C2C. Think extensible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Without well-chosen short-term, impactful compelling reporting, niches are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible. The branding factor is bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365. We will enlarge our power to drive without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the theory of resource-constrained, sexy mission-critical, strategic structuring. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to strategize. Think nano-long-term, collaborative. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? If you architect transparently, you may have to enable proactively. We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "seamless". We will innovate the ability of biometrics to aggregate. The turn-key revolutionary, turn-key R&D factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The partnerships factor is global. Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. We think we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to drive transparently. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, leading-edge. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Without users, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We always optimize one-to-one CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We invariably architect plug-and-play C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "bleeding-edge customer-directed re-purposing". It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We understand that if you strategize robustly then you may also facilitate efficiently. The CAE factor is strategic. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to generate seamlessly. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to seize defiantly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Think open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to leverage proactively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: viral, bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "holistic" really mean? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. We will implement the term "C2C2B". Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our capacity to engineer. We always brand innovative branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We constantly morph efficient eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of metrics. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, best-of-breed, world-class. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. Without subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar project management, you will lack development. The aptitude to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capacity to engineer robustly. The capability to empower iteravely leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly. We constantly orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The process management factor is value-added.