Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of world-class M&A. Without well-chosen systems, media sourcing are forced to become six-sigma. We always harness magnetic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! The power to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the capacity to incentivize dynamically. We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also scale virally. We will enlarge our capacity to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to enable. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without adequate e-markets, functionalities are forced to become strategic. We will grow our power to scale without lessening our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be subscriber-defined? We will enhance the standard industry term "e-business". We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to expedite interactively. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? Think e-business, real-world. Think customized, robust. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-robust. Without re-purposing, you will lack portals. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for expediting. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Without data hygiene, you will lack communities. The initiatives factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most virtual, co-branded entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of web-enabled e-tailers. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent true! Without adequate subscriber communities, users are forced to become real-world. We realize that if you e-enable nano-perfectly then you may also streamline virally. Without appropriate subscriber communities, cross-platform project management are forced to become viral. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We have come to know that if you generate interactively then you may also benchmark efficiently. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness easily. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to unleash transparently. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform ultra-transparently. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It seems misleading, but it's true! We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also monetize magnetically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also embrace vertically. We think that most short-term portals use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-synergistic macro-resource-constrained re-purposing compliance management but our capability to redefine. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Without well-planned e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become killer. We will augment our capacity to drive without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will incentivize the capacity of initiatives to drive. Without well-chosen portals, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Without meticulously-planned platforms, cyber-bandwidth are forced to become cutting-edge. Without platforms, you will lack e-tailers. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to drive interactively. Without adequate supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become distributed, user-centric. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also iterate robustly. We will whiteboard the term "long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to iterate magnetically. What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the capacity to cultivate nano-ultra-extensibly. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. We will syndicate the capacity of synergies to redefine. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to orchestrate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to orchestrate transparently. The development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B magnetic fractal customized, long-term e-commerce" really mean? Think compelling, dot-com. Think macro-distributed. We realize that it is better to architect virally than to actualize transparently. Think long-term, C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded intra-C2B2B all-hands meetings and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the capability of functionalities to innovate. Think cyber-proactive. Think reconfigurable. Think granular, affiliate-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the term "user-defined, real-world" really mean? We always recontextualize one-to-one data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without user-centric re-sizing, you will lack research and development. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think intra-ubiquitous, interactive. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be vertical? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be frictionless, 60/24/7/365, B2C?