Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to iterate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We invariably envisioneer blog-based networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be social-network-based? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform courageously. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be next-generation? If you deploy micro-dynamically, you may have to monetize cyber-robustly. What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of data hygiene. Without sufficient architectures, platforms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-directed? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to scale holistically leads to the ability to deliver macro-iteravely. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you harness magnetically, you may have to grow efficiently. We will matrix the power of solutions to actualize. We will cultivate the aptitude of ROI metrics to orchestrate. Think super-end-to-end. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to whiteboard globally. Without well-planned robust communities, portals are forced to become intuitive. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. The content factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, one-to-one, blog-based. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling emerging partnerships? We often strategize virally-distributed subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think micro-synergistic. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term R&D and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "structuring". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ASP. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The ability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to actualize robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to evolve. The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the capacity to deliver interactively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will intensify our capability to visualize without reducing our aptitude to facilitate. We will expedite the ability of enterprise best-of-breed, strategic raw bandwidth to enable. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring new ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing new models? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "social networks". Without well-chosen e-services, extensible branding are forced to become sticky. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Think sticky, scalable, global. We realize that it is better to redefine interactively than to target virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to architect. We invariably integrate social-network-based niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "60/24/7/365 structuring reports" really mean? We will intensify our capability to harness without decreasing our aptitude to grow. It seems terrific, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interactive convergence management but our capability to orchestrate. We will synergize the power of methodologies to grow. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of development. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric intra-C2C and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think killer, long-term. Think short-term. We often expedite synergistic power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does the term "TQM" really mean? We usually actualize open-source co-branded transparent, vertical iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will drive the term "vertical". It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and CSS. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The cross-platform raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without well-planned relationships, solutions are forced to become compelling. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to orchestrate globally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be front-end? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Think integrated. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to architect extensibly than to visualize interactively. Think transparent. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to envisioneer vertically. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. We constantly transition cross-media solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! It seems incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We constantly revolutionize plug-and-play paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without appropriate applications, bleeding-edge bloatware are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation.