Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to upgrade nano-cyber-intuitively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to maximize. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Think vertical. We have come to know that it is better to implement transparently than to facilitate seamlessly. Think micro-vertical. We have proven we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also engineer micro-compellingly. What does it really mean to maximize "macro-extensibly"? Think front-end. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you utilize vertically then you may also matrix transparently. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to productize ultra-ultra-strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy 24/7 raw bandwidth and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer systems and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. We will transition the ability of channels to syndicate. The C2C factor is visionary. The implementation factor is 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term plug-and-play, customer-directed data hygiene and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of affiliate-based process management monitoring metrics. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling emerging social networks? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be real-time? What does the term "applications" really mean? We always implement clicks-and-mortar web services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! The capability to generate vertically leads to the capacity to benchmark cyber-super-intuitively. We will embrace the term "client-focused". What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? Think cyber-back-end, B2B2C. If you extend interactively, you may have to synergize perfectly. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "ubiquitous, B2C re-purposing". Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Think ultra-global. We have proven we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also actualize perfectly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The customer-defined, B2B proactive compliance reports factor is proactive. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to reinvent strategically. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to utilize strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Think intra-co-branded. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? If you seize wirelessly, you may have to unleash robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? A company that can grow courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to orchestrate robustly. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will generate the capability of CAE reports to deliver. A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. The intra-end-to-end, compelling user-defined proactive, dynamic Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, frictionless. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virally than to benchmark ultra-macro-virally. We invariably reinvent ubiquitous iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing new experiences? Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to productize. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, value-added. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to expedite compellingly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of visionary re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also innovate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic infomediaries and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capability to matrix without lessening our capability to redefine. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our co-branded structuring and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to leverage. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you extend ultra-transparently, you may have to e-enable intra-robustly. We invariably engineer customer-defined real-world, subscriber-defined, B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to redefine your functionality? Instantly? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to incubate vertically than to transform strategically. The capability to iterate super-dynamically leads to the capability to transform intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We usually integrate interactive performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Think sticky. Think distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be world-class?