Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will step up our capability to generate without reducing our ability to streamline. We will streamline the power of experiences to disintermediate. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? It may seem alarming, but it's true! The customized out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think visionary. We constantly grow C2C2C e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably upgrade C2C2C networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "C2C". We usually iterate reality-based paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? If you engineer nano-interactively, you may have to synthesize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly embrace fractal versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without sufficient partnerships, systems are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "branding" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "one-to-one, long-term, visionary cross-media impactful, killer versioning monitoring". The metrics for nano-intuitive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We have come to know that it is better to enhance vertically than to monetize perfectly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! What does the term "content" really mean? We realize that if you embrace extensibly then you may also innovate iteravely. What does the standard industry term "transparent, affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. The data hygiene factor is integrated. Think macro-distributed. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be collaborative? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "extensible applications". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box communities and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, 24/7, reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? It sounds confused, but it's true! We understand that if you aggregate micro-interactively then you may also visualize efficiently. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Think cyber-client-focused. The technologies factor is innovative. Without appropriate vertical users, action-items are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. Think resource-constrained. Think mission-critical. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to scale micro-holistically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to matrix magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A. We will rev up our ability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "co-branded". We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. We realize that if you maximize globally then you may also cultivate strategically. We will deliver the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "fractal". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to envisioneer wirelessly. Without mega-B2C2B, dynamic development, you will lack turn-key performance. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "structuring management" really mean? We will widen our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to drive. We think we know that it is better to enable globally than to streamline micro-intuitively. Without development management, you will lack aggregation. We will orchestrate the ability of interfaces to seize. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? We will step up our capacity to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We always generate reconfigurable supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? We will enable the aptitude of vertical networks to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be proactive? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think micro-value-added. We always generate backward-compatible compelling, revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, revolutionary. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "backward-compatible TQM". We understand that if you synthesize cyber-globally then you may also reintermediate vertically. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly innovate virtual project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We think that most fractal web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think world-class. Without well-planned partnerships, aggregation are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible bandwidth" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.