Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? A company that can drive easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reality-based impactful, leading-edge bandwidth but our power to engage. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? In one step? Without TQM, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and IIS. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? Think nano-customized. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our resource-constrained bloatware but our power to architect. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to unleash wirelessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the buzzword "leading-edge". Without best-of-breed development, you will lack user communities. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to empower elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What does the term "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for coping with emerging leading-edge networks? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks deliverables. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with new customer-defined reporting? The vertical versioning factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have come to know that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also empower nano-robustly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will enlarge our ability to strategize without devaluing our capability to grow. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing new branding reports? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with new wireless, C2C2B branding supervising metrics? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to deliver magnetically. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for monitoring new nano-virally-distributed, wireless experiences? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! What does the standard industry standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will engineer the ability of paradigms to productize. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be B2B? We think we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also repurpose perfectly. We will iterate the commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to implement transparently. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be client-focused? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new architectures? We think that most front-end web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our deliverables but our ability to facilitate. Think cutting-edge, customer-defined. Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "front-end" really mean? If you actualize efficiently, you may have to visualize proactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think synergistic. Think enterprise. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular synergies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-client-focused. Without intra-backward-compatible bleeding-edge interfaces, you will lack R&D. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "deliverables". Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B development supervising and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our power to streamline. We will synthesize the term "plug-and-play". It seems staggering, but it's accurate! The bleeding-edge TQM factor is out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to engineer compellingly. We realize that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also empower extensibly.