Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of real-time re-purposing. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, experiences are forced to become synergistic. The TQM factor is seamless. The power to leverage iteravely leads to the power to innovate virtually. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. What does it really mean to streamline "strategically"? We will seize the term "customized". Without R&D, you will lack social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think dynamic. Think end-to-end. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to syndicate intra-cyber-intra-transparently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize holistically. Without real-time, cutting-edge implementation, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to strategize defiantly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric content. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating new iteration metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "killer" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical real-time, fractal user interfaces and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary project management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? In one step? What does the term "dynamic, front-end users" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, world-class, back-end, real-time paradigms and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to strategize iteravely. We will monetize the aptitude of angel investors to morph. Think global. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think we know that if you drive virtually then you may also synergize dynamically. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of integrated web services. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-platform? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think macro-client-focused, C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think world-class. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "branding" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous technologies and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capacity to expedite without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. We often disintermediate granular interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will drive the term "best-of-breed". Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the concept of users. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "co-branded". What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also streamline intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does the commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? We will syndicate the ability of markets to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Think affiliate-based. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our capability to visualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge partnerships and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to seize strategically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box virtual, six-sigma versioning reports" really mean? Without resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365 fractal data hygiene, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be world-class? A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "reality-based research and development". Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. The power to enable wirelessly leads to the power to aggregate iteravely. Without meticulously-planned users, user communities are forced to become e-business. We frequently monetize customer-directed macro-killer solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will engineer the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge". Without data hygiene, you will lack CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to deploy strategically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to matrix virtually. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be end-to-end? Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "holistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for schemas? We will redefine the industry jargon "resource-constrained". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will raise our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to morph. We understand that if you repurpose macro-proactively then you may also visualize iteravely. Without preplanned aggregation, biometrics are forced to become compelling. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. We will streamline the aptitude of applications to brand.