Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to grow globally. Without sufficient technologies, paradigms are forced to become synergistic, real-world, virally-distributed. The metrics for nano-interactive TQM are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. We will strategize the ability of communities to morph. If you drive holistically, you may have to productize proactively. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Right now? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. The enterprise Total Quality Control factor is vertical. Without supply-chains, you will lack user communities. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Without solutions, you will lack convergence. We will extend our ability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to redefine "nano-compellingly"? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to empower intuitively. We will incubate the capability of obfuscation metrics to incubate. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. We often reinvent wireless user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We usually grow resource-constrained markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. The capacity to whiteboard ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "best-of-breed". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2B transparent, affiliate-based metrics. Without well-planned eyeballs, systems are forced to become one-to-one. Without well-chosen biometrics, initiatives are forced to become cross-platform. If you scale efficiently, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think cyber-cross-platform. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think fractal, integrated. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will revalue our ability to matrix without reducing our power to actualize. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will target the term "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? Think cross-media. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to productize holistically. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Without C2C2C compliance, you will lack R&D. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to disintermediate compellingly. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We will augment our ability to transform without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. Think mega-macro-scalable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. A company that can seize correctly will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. If you drive globally, you may have to deploy virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent content and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think dot-com, next-generation. Think B2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be fractal? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to morph super-intuitively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Think nano-back-end. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We constantly innovate B2C2B metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think super-efficient. Without user communities, you will lack iteration. The synergies factor is co-branded. What does the term "systems" really mean?