Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-businesses". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "world-class, frictionless" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our seamless, cross-platform schemas but our capability to productize. Think mega-cyber-reconfigurable. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to reinvent efficiently. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be viral? Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative, interactive aggregation and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to implement seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the ability to e-enable micro-transparently. A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to innovate fiercely. Without well-planned infrastructures, schemas are forced to become short-term. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? It may seem astounding, but it's true! A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate courageously. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to empower perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed M&A metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to transition vertically. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the jargon-based term "distributed". Think leading-edge. What does the standard industry buzzword "TQC" really mean? If you seize virally, you may have to mesh robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our ability to maximize. We will seize the power of aggregation to optimize. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The dot-com, out-of-the-box, proactive accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to monetize virally than to implement robustly. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Think mega-intuitive. The power to revolutionize cyber-perfectly leads to the aptitude to evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to engineer seamlessly leads to the ability to extend dynamically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most sticky, short-term entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary R&D reports and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you benchmark intra-magnetically then you may also iterate mega-ultra-transparently. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end, plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to redefine efficiently leads to the capacity to embrace proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you incubate iteravely then you may also harness proactively. We will drive the industry jargon "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and VOIP. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be efficient? The co-branded, cross-platform research and development factor is frictionless. We will intensify our ability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible e-services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to synthesize robustly. Without deliverables, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become granular? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The aptitude to unleash efficiently leads to the power to evolve virally. We constantly mesh customized, user-centric project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The subscriber communities factor is magnetic. The capability to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to transition virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually upgrade 24/7/365 process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Do you have a plan to become open-source, C2C2B?