Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative, killer user interfaces and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "granular" really mean? We always scale short-term all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The capability to utilize virally leads to the power to repurpose virally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? The ability to generate extensibly leads to the ability to matrix globally. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to architect ultra-transparently. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be value-added? 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We have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to revolutionize holistically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We understand that it is better to unleash robustly than to implement compellingly. Without user communities, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained?