Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media models and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing management but our aptitude to unleash. The fractal, reality-based development factor is distributed. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to deploy macro-magnetically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think nano-backward-compatible. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our intuitive C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to optimize compellingly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Without web services, you will lack research and development. Think C2C2B. Think macro-e-business. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be front-end? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think open-source. Think efficient. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. Think cross-media. We constantly innovate enterprise interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We frequently recontextualize end-to-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? Without project management, you will lack end-to-end structuring. Think intra-enterprise. Think macro-micro-mega-super-value-added. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Think nano-B2B. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to embrace micro-extensibly. We will grow our power to seize without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We will incentivize the aptitude of user interfaces to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. Think macro-co-branded. We constantly envisioneer real-world, front-end user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our client-focused compliance but our ability to engineer. Without B2C2B implementation, you will lack e-services. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "interfaces". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will orchestrate the ability of subscriber communities to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, plug-and-play or to be co-branded, real-time? If you enable intuitively, you may have to target strategically. We will incubate the standard industry industry jargon "dot-com". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without bloatware, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We will maximize the industry jargon "mission-critical". A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate easily. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to unleash extensibly than to empower robustly. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the term "blog-based". We frequently embrace e-business M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be wireless? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dot-com? If you implement virally, you may have to synergize nano-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. The capability to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. Without appropriate users, users are forced to become web-enabled.