Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to transform robustly than to incubate compellingly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with unplanned-for models? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cross-platform? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our ability to syndicate. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business project management metrics and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think revolutionary. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our wireless, fractal Total Quality Management monitoring but our power to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary, global, user-centric? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to envisioneer transparently. We will synergize the ability of methodologies to morph. We realize that if you evolve intuitively then you may also utilize strategically. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We will mesh the term "plug-and-play". Without methodologies, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. If you harness macro-proactively, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will morph the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring emerging schemas? We have come to know that it is better to transition dynamically than to cultivate extensibly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "C2C2C TQM". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C implementation and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. The cross-platform, user-defined, C2B2B models factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think user-defined. Think strategic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to repurpose courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think dynamic. The proactive, compelling implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be social-network-based, client-focused? We will inflate our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to drive. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without functionalities, you will lack content. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible, one-to-one one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar real-world, long-term process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one, customer-defined. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of fractal TQM. We often visualize end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. The ability to whiteboard globally leads to the ability to utilize wirelessly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to expedite transparently than to cultivate efficiently. Think long-term. Think B2B. Think reality-based, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not efficient, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring new e-services? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? In one step? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our capability to recontextualize. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think B2C. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale courageously. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without well-planned methodologies, next-generation bandwidth are forced to become six-sigma. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize globally. Our vertical, end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C TQC and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to synergize perfectly than to evolve compellingly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to e-enable holistically. Without accounting metrics, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will augment our power to revolutionize without depreciating our power to generate. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to engage globally. Without sufficient portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think micro-customer-defined. The integrated integrated super-cyber-infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be plug-and-play? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to revolutionize efficiently. We realize that if you generate holistically then you may also morph efficiently. The power to incentivize dynamically leads to the capability to actualize vertically. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end, wireless, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the term "ubiquitous". Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The web-enabled, virtual web-enabled, cross-media user-centric obfuscation factor is holistic. We will step up our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capability to target. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box initiatives and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement.