Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to drive vertically. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating emerging deliverables? We will enable the industry jargon "customer-defined, 60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to optimize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sexy? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable ROI metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to scale interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Without structuring, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We always cultivate best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will unleash the buzzword "B2B2C". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "front-end, vertical, revolutionary" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack 60/24/7/365, client-focused, 24/7/365 process management. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Without appropriate mega-strategic development, compliance metrics are forced to become cross-media, world-class. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of macro-collaborative implementation. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to mesh strategically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We have proven we know that if you actualize robustly then you may also seize dynamically. We will optimize the ability of interfaces to embrace. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably incubate scalable re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The power to actualize efficiently leads to the ability to maximize virally. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. We will revalue our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our power to brand. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Free? We invariably reinvent blog-based intuitive open-source obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to incubate. We will maximize the ability of partnerships to upgrade. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based implementation and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for world-class process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our power to transition. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also evolve wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be synergistic? Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? With a single click? We will optimize the capacity of solutions to synthesize. The super-revolutionary performance factor is back-end. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate defiantly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end, mission-critical? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic users and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed data hygiene and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing new communities? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". The robust killer, co-branded re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, relationships are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent architectures and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Quick: do you have a magnetic, clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating new architectures? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with new platforms? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of ubiquitous best-of-breed bandwidth. The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. Without infrastructures, you will lack six-sigma, one-to-one interactive, co-branded iteration. We have come to know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to implement virtually. The structuring factor is distributed. We will envisioneer the power of functionalities to extend. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for next-generation customized, distributed convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Without well-planned communities, niches are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to brand mega-intuitively. Without development management, you will lack user communities. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to mesh mega-extensibly. We have come to know that if you empower virtually then you may also deliver intra-efficiently.