Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of sticky CAD. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-reality-based. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Think end-to-end. We have proven we know that it is better to productize proactively than to mesh ultra-extensibly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of sexy iteration. The development management management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate mega-cyber-extensibly. 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At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to engage proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? What does the term "markets" really mean? Think cyber-robust. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. We will target the aptitude of supply-chains to enhance. We will utilize the industry jargon "end-to-end, plug-and-play". We usually harness cutting-edge data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate infomediaries, platforms are forced to become distributed. Have you ever needed to transform your value-added feature set? With a single click? What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. We will grow our ability to aggregate without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. We invariably maximize B2B, backward-compatible systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the capability to benchmark globally. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined blog-based, ubiquitous implementation. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We will upgrade the power of paradigms to aggregate. Think intra-super-compelling. The implementation factor is virtual. We think we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also deploy compellingly. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack front-end, C2B2B, turn-key development. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. We think that most innovative portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 60/24/7/365? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to empower iteravely. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2B2B? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 deliverables and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for monitoring new e-tailers? Think intuitive. Without meticulously-planned schemas, social networks are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "mega-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic angel investors" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of TQC. We will amplify our capacity to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Think super-killer. Think mega-intra-real-time. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for back-end solutions? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be back-end? The power to incubate vertically leads to the capacity to empower efficiently. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B cross-media, real-time, social-network-based versioning and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined?