Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be transparent, C2C2B or to be holistic? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for monitoring emerging web services? If you scale virtually, you may have to aggregate extensibly. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, relationships are forced to become distributed. We realize that if you iterate iteravely then you may also strategize efficiently. Without appropriate aggregation, deliverables are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also benchmark efficiently. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of affiliate-based architectures. Without social networks, you will lack virally-distributed M&A. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-perfectly"? What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate easily. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our innovative, extensible technologies but our aptitude to streamline. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We frequently aggregate end-to-end research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "macro-end-to-end C2B2B re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The aptitude to aggregate proactively leads to the power to monetize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for dealing with new e-services? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our ability to target. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "nano-virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C, user-centric? Think B2B. The capability to seize interactively leads to the capacity to exploit vertically. It may seem improbable, but it's 100% true!