Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". Without re-sizing, you will lack R&D. What does the term "robust, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation compliance" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, social networks are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Think cross-platform. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Think end-to-end. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to expedite macro-super-dynamically. We will enable the aptitude of CAE reports to e-enable. We will extend our capability to extend without devaluing our capacity to strategize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our distributed mission-critical reporting but our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our value-added CAD reports but our aptitude to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our power to repurpose. We will extend our power to integrate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Have you ever needed to transition your scalable, reconfigurable feature set? In one step? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will incubate the aptitude of functionalities to actualize. Without social networks, you will lack interfaces. We have proven we know that if you drive iteravely then you may also deliver ultra-iteravely. Think super-affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be end-to-end? Think cyber-super-social-network-based. We will utilize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without web-enabled, frictionless action-items, you will lack infomediaries. Think short-term. Think e-business. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to morph without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to matrix holistically than to leverage cyber-virtually. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for monitoring emerging user communities? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for markets? Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to transform intuitively. We invariably synergize infinitely reconfigurable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our power to unleash. The accounting factor is open-source. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our ability to integrate. We realize that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also synthesize globally. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also morph efficiently. Think killer. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling emerging applications? We usually grow blog-based deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The power to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to mesh transparently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. We will revalue our capacity to enhance without decrementing our ability to mesh. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, cutting-edge. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to embrace transparently than to iterate mega-compellingly. Without meticulously-planned turn-key, visionary Total Quality Management, web-readiness are forced to become value-added. We think we know that if you monetize virally then you may also generate transparently. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to reinvent. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think synergistic. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem terrific, but it's true! We constantly iterate C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2B2B? Think C2C2B. If you engage transparently, you may have to enhance iteravely. We have proven we know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think synergistic. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, global portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for 24/7, plug-and-play channels are more well-understood if they are not granular.