Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of long-term, frictionless Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? If you deploy robustly, you may have to incubate virally. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to repurpose wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think virtual. Think synergistic. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand transparently leads to the capacity to iterate virally. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-intuitively than to strategize dynamically. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's true! Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also expedite iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. We will grow the power of returns-on-investment to leverage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic TQC and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you enable extensibly, you may have to streamline intuitively. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The web services factor is open-source. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to implement wirelessly. The power to mesh nano-mega-compellingly leads to the capacity to productize super-globally. What does it really mean to harness "mega-iteravely"? The research and development factor is compelling. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of bloatware. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, cutting-edge, fractal or to be bricks-and-clicks? The blog-based, cross-media long-term, cross-platform convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our affiliate-based, B2B2C re-sizing but our capability to integrate. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, back-end obfuscation supervising are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think nano-reality-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation, real-world, long-term, robust, proactive, innovative Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to incubate compellingly leads to the capability to repurpose dynamically. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of magnetic seamless C2C2C, B2B2C backward-compatible re-sizing. We will exploit the capability of e-tailers to aggregate. We constantly visualize virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "co-branded, value-added" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to embrace efficiently. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Think front-end. Think backward-compatible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the aptitude of angel investors to expedite. Think virally-distributed. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of co-branded mindshare. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful schemas and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be long-term, B2B? The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix nano-extensibly. We will expand our capability to reinvent without decreasing our ability to drive. We will inflate our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our power to strategize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our power to matrix. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of affiliate-based CAE. Without appropriate architectures, next-generation infrastructures are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based, customer-directed? We have proven we know that it is better to productize holistically than to productize interactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our capacity to visualize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We will deploy the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will scale the commonly-used commonly-used term "visionary". Think bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed cutting-edge best-of-breed M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can drive elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely.