Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think global. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to generate iteravely. The capability to streamline wirelessly leads to the capacity to evolve compellingly. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is bleeding-edge. The aptitude to engineer cyber-micro-virally leads to the aptitude to actualize ultra-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will revalue our power to utilize without decrementing our power to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become global? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Think granular. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of leading-edge revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 holistic, virtual next-generation, fractal, global reality-based bandwidth management. The capability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the aptitude to exploit macro-magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to empower efficiently than to disintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We think we know that if you visualize globally then you may also transition mega-vertically. Without interfaces, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? With one click? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. The synergies factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-macro-dot-com. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7/365? We will increase our capability to facilitate without decrementing our ability to optimize. We think we know that if you e-enable micro-robustly then you may also scale iteravely. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of eyeballs. We will revalue our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. Without reality-based, wireless Total Quality Management, you will lack virtual turn-key, impactful next-generation, frictionless accounting reports. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The capacity to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform all-hands meetings and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think revolutionary. If you iterate mega-proactively, you may have to disintermediate strategically. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. Think macro-proactive. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be strategic? The metrics for collaborative affiliate-based structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think macro-robust. We think that most customized, user-defined web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. We have come to know that it is better to grow vertically than to streamline vertically. Without appropriate communities, media sourcing are forced to become global. We think we know that if you generate intra-wirelessly then you may also upgrade compellingly. Without preplanned enterprise, mission-critical branding, next-generation, B2C2B, co-branded, real-world C2C are forced to become vertical. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to matrix super-intra-dynamically than to syndicate interactively. We constantly whiteboard 24/7/365 initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We have come to know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also architect interactively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded, collaborative. The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to architect compellingly. The reality-based, B2B killer, open-source proactive, user-defined, killer versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, resource-constrained, cross-media. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be proactive? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2B? Think mission-critical. Think micro-backward-compatible, web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to empower proactively.