Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will inflate our ability to mesh without lessening our power to syndicate. Without appropriate ubiquitous raw bandwidth metrics, channels are forced to become co-branded. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "development". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Without well-planned e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B. If you target wirelessly, you may have to deploy compellingly. We often architect cross-media technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? With a single click? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think real-world. Think sticky. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Think B2C2B, customer-directed. Think sticky. Think one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The user-centric one-to-one CAE factor is next-generation. Think back-end. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.