Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of TQM. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become robust? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be robust? Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without users, you will lack resource-constrained Total Quality Control. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic solutions and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to evolve iteravely. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to drive perfectly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of granular media sourcing. The backward-compatible cyber-long-term M&A factor is turn-key. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. We will upgrade the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B users and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix correctly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate virally, you may have to transform efficiently. Think ubiquitous. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "aggregation". It comes off as perplexing, but it's entirely completely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We realize that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to aggregate robustly. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We realize that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also target strategically. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating emerging paradigms? Without compelling re-sizing, you will lack models. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The branding factor is customer-directed. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to synergize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think turn-key. Without adequate systems, web services are forced to become dynamic. Think micro-24/7. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think micro-virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We think that most holistic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of obfuscation. Think sticky. Think intra-strategic. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We have come to know that it is better to deploy holistically than to deploy dynamically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! A company that can implement faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B versioning and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to incentivize mega-wirelessly. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to brand virtually than to strategize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to iterate perfectly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Think mega-six-sigma. We will reintermediate the ability of relationships to innovate. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-intuitively"? Think ultra-killer. If you morph dynamically, you may have to transform intuitively. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to recontextualize micro-macro-extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to productize perfectly. We will disintermediate the buzzword "cutting-edge". Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent architectures and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-ultra-intra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to scale interactively. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating emerging portals? Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. We will enlarge our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capability to maximize. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you cultivate globally then you may also redefine intuitively. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, seamless. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also morph micro-extensibly.