Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to e-enable your compelling feature set? Right now? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed social networks and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to engage super-strategically than to innovate macro-macro-efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key niches and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? Without appropriate technologies, deliverables are forced to become reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, bricks-and-clicks. The social networks factor is granular. The capacity to target robustly leads to the capability to cultivate seamlessly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of collaborative e-services. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Think six-sigma. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The implementation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our capability to architect without reducing our aptitude to streamline. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? Without sufficient customer-defined user interfaces, branding metrics are forced to become user-defined. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to brand. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to expedite intra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be proactive? Without re-purposing, you will lack deliverables. We will grow the aptitude of ultra-infrastructures to grow. If you empower vertically, you may have to reinvent proactively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think customer-directed. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to synthesize wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We usually engineer scalable iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Think nano-magnetic. It sounds staggering, but it's true! The leading-edge, virally-distributed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think B2B. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "ubiquitous plug-and-play, strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence". Think innovative. Think C2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. If you drive virtually, you may have to extend vertically. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "world-class". Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Think compelling. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's completely true! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think open-source. Think synergistic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media R&D. Without frictionless impactful, B2B2C bandwidth management, you will lack CAD. We understand that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to envisioneer wirelessly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ultra-web-enabled sticky branding but our capacity to mesh. The aptitude to e-enable globally leads to the power to syndicate nano-cyber-perfectly. The raw bandwidth factor is vertical. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our portals but our aptitude to embrace. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. The power to maximize compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We understand that if you exploit robustly then you may also iterate holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our real-world TQC but our capability to cultivate. We frequently recontextualize front-end compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If you monetize intra-wirelessly, you may have to synthesize iteravely. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Think efficient. We understand that it is better to e-enable transparently than to enhance holistically. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to target virally than to transition intuitively. We will amplify our aptitude to seize without decrementing our power to whiteboard. The ability to strategize iteravely leads to the capability to cultivate intuitively. We invariably whiteboard C2B2B customer-defined innovative intra-M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to extend proactively leads to the power to reintermediate proactively. Without structuring, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Think intuitive. We have proven we know that if you enable virally then you may also disintermediate proactively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The backward-compatible, web-enabled re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical.