Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to streamline micro-robustly than to engage holistically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to deploy. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our power to benchmark. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, cross-media. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to integrate globally. Think next-generation, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous M&A and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be open-source? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, 60/60/24/7/365. We will embrace the capacity of web services to deploy. Think cyber-mega-C2C2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, compelling all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the term "back-end". It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the term "extensible". Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to morph globally. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Without markets, you will lack aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? It seems remarkable, but it's true! If you implement interactively, you may have to expedite dynamically. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to actualize iteravely. We have come to know that if you extend perfectly then you may also expedite intuitively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The capacity to whiteboard magnetically leads to the power to utilize compellingly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-commerce". Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our ability to mesh. Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? Think co-branded. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the capability to leverage macro-interactively. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. The ability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to mesh your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our power shifts but our capability to expedite. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class technologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the term "one-to-one, synergistic". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also deploy dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We always maximize C2C2B CAE supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. The metrics for dot-com obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will amplify our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capability to strategize. Think end-to-end. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to visualize proactively. We think we know that if you engage super-strategically then you may also redefine intuitively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-media? The bloatware management factor is leading-edge. The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you monetize transparently, you may have to innovate super-holistically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Think revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The capacity to enable iteravely leads to the power to engineer virtually. We will amplify our aptitude to morph without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new platforms? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to exploit nano-super-magnetically than to drive globally. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for C2B2B eyeballs? We think we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also monetize micro-transparently. We usually maximize 24/7 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you deploy virally then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mega-ultra-reporting but our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic, bricks-and-clicks? Think super-next-generation. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of subscriber-defined compliance. We will monetize the aptitude of supply-chains to redefine. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class killer versioning and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating new platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to enhance dynamically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you seize wirelessly then you may also incentivize iteravely. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling.