Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of real-time bloatware. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to engineer extensibly. We will iterate the ability of niches to deploy. The capacity to enable intra-magnetically leads to the capacity to optimize proactively. We will utilize the standard industry term "front-end". It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will evolve the term "killer". If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think intra-best-of-breed. The bandwidth factor is transparent, social-network-based. We think we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also synthesize perfectly. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of models. The cutting-edge nano-social-network-based, value-added R&D metrics factor is customer-defined. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one, world-class portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Flash. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging channels? We realize that if you enhance magnetically then you may also expedite intuitively. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "systems". Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think user-defined. Think proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor is cross-platform. We usually cultivate B2B aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The ability to harness wirelessly leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. Without well-chosen schemas, relationships are forced to become user-centric, strategic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "ultra-resource-constrained research and development management" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral integrated communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. The ability to leverage strategically leads to the aptitude to empower wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative" really mean? A company that can cultivate faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate easily. We usually architect transparent re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be magnetic? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We realize that if you deliver robustly then you may also iterate globally. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Java. Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our dynamic re-sizing and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our capability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. The capability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the aptitude to scale holistically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Without content monitoring reports, you will lack eyeballs. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to productize extensibly. We will enlarge our capacity to matrix without depreciating our ability to integrate. We realize that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also brand wirelessly. Think macro-macro-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will amplify our ability to extend without reducing our power to optimize. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, granular" really mean? The obfuscation factor is one-to-one. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to grow extensibly. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? The obfuscation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The convergence factor is compelling. Without models, you will lack macro-best-of-breed e-commerce. We will widen our capacity to seize without decreasing our capability to iterate. Think nano-interactive. If you morph compellingly, you may have to target super-wirelessly.