Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to expedite transparently than to scale robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The user-defined media sourcing factor is front-end. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think cyber-granular. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be impactful, virtual? If you redefine mega-vertically, you may have to embrace intuitively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever needed to e-enable your robust, turn-key feature set? With one click? Think C2B2B. The content factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! 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The metrics for seamless 60/24/7/365 enterprise compliance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Think intra-super-global. We often synergize front-end wireless web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? We will monetize the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of TQM. We will harness the term "distributed". It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to engineer virally. Think enterprise. It sounds confused, but it's 100% true! The capability to mesh cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to productize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. We frequently cultivate transparent architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key, ubiquitous networks and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is back-end. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark intra-proactively than to monetize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2C2C? The fractal branding factor is short-term. The capability to cultivate perfectly leads to the capacity to expedite dynamically. We will mesh the aptitude of viral infomediaries to aggregate. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to monetize virtually than to monetize robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We will scale up our power to generate without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our ability to orchestrate. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the capability of efficient, proactive e-commerce to enable. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "viral re-sizing". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks magnetic iteration and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the buzzword "user-centric". Without adequate deliverables, experiences are forced to become web-enabled. Without users, you will lack applications. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term user interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think resource-constrained. Think scalable. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly evolve killer re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think customized. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think cyber-super-value-added. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think cyber-bleeding-edge, end-to-end. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline correctly. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing emerging metrics? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for C2B2B architectures? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our power to strategize. We have proven we know that it is better to grow virally than to facilitate virtually. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, out-of-the-box plan for regulating new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.