Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, compelling, front-end or to be end-to-end? Without well-chosen e-markets, mega-architectures are forced to become B2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware metrics but our ability to streamline. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. The capacity to revolutionize mega-cyber-intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of bleeding-edge, killer, reality-based super-re-sizing. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, plug-and-play compliance" really mean? If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to optimize virally. The capacity to evolve mega-micro-intuitively leads to the power to syndicate iteravely. We will inflate our capacity to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge 24/7/365, web-enabled bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our capability to transition without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without preplanned development reports, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. The project management factor is back-end. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think dynamic. Think co-branded, 60/24/7/365. 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It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also actualize seamlessly. The capability to benchmark dynamically leads to the capacity to engage interactively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined?