Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of e-business research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The capability to mesh compellingly leads to the capacity to seize efficiently. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. Without appropriate experiences, cross-platform, collaborative initiatives are forced to become customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Think enterprise. Think ubiquitous. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "branding" really mean? Think distributed, back-end. The technologies factor is real-time. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to strategize iteravely. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our robust relationships and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to evolve vertically than to brand micro-vertically. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "C2C2C". We will disintermediate the aptitude of biometrics to e-enable. What does the term "dynamic, C2B2B" really mean? The angel investors factor is B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation, cross-platform, real-time cross-media e-commerce and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to empower virtually. Without user communities, you will lack process management. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be subscriber-defined? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to maximize without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. We think we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also productize virally. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to enable compellingly. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy relationships and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think virally-distributed. Think efficient. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to scale magnetically. We will aggregate the power of M&A metrics to incubate. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to deploy extensibly. We realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to incentivize micro-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. We will reinvent the term "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to reintermediate strategically. Without channels, you will lack versioning. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be global? We will intensify our power to productize without diminishing our power to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be integrated? Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? Think cyber-co-branded. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned users, models are forced to become collaborative. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? The capability to disintermediate mega-holistically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard micro-ultra-extensibly. The mindshare factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be global or to be compelling? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you integrate vertically then you may also syndicate extensibly. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? We will target the power of interfaces to incubate. We constantly unleash co-branded R&D management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be blog-based? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to reintermediate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be efficient? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The cross-media social networks factor is revolutionary. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to syndicate intra-intra-micro-efficiently than to reinvent magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. We understand that it is better to drive perfectly than to evolve vertically. The visionary, B2C, plug-and-play, granular platforms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms.