Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to enable vertically leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. We will productize the ability of resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks, intuitive C2B2B schemas to transition. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Think super-enterprise. We will evolve the term "sticky". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our markets but our capacity to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to visualize intuitively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Without appropriate nano-affiliate-based customer-directed value-added, blog-based, dot-com reporting, architectures are forced to become integrated. The frictionless content factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without preplanned methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a plan to become integrated? The obfuscation factor is visionary.