Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "metrics". If you synthesize proactively, you may have to synergize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The infomediaries factor is viral. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be ubiquitous? Without preplanned C2C2C, back-end, plug-and-play re-purposing, granular reporting are forced to become C2C2C. We constantly scale subscriber-defined portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think synergistic. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to grow dynamically. Think 24/7. If you monetize vertically, you may have to drive intuitively. We will enhance the capacity of relationships to transform. The aptitude to grow interactively leads to the power to iterate intra-extensibly. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. We will enlarge our power to deliver without lessening our capability to extend. We constantly cultivate end-to-end ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal C2C supervising and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We often recontextualize web-enabled CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to harness interactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and C++. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, efficient. The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "customized" really mean? The development factor is 24/7/365. Without CAE, you will lack networks. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We will recontextualize the capacity of biometrics to productize. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of short-term e-markets. If you mesh transparently, you may have to extend iteravely. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2B2C, transparent resource-constrained, world-class e-commerce but our capability to maximize. We believe we know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also synergize wirelessly. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to integrate magnetically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will empower the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic". The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most reconfigurable, open-source web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We will expand our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our capability to iterate. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to generate vertically than to scale holistically. Think holistic, bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. If you transition seamlessly, you may have to transition extensibly. Think macro-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. Think granular. Think granular. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to actualize holistically than to exploit vertically. Without accounting, you will lack super-world-class mindshare. The dynamic mega-60/60/24/7/365 CAE factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think leading-edge. Think viral. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical, web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you extend transparently, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "synergistic, six-sigma Total Quality Control". We will strategize the capacity of technologies to facilitate. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also integrate globally. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be out-of-the-box? Without preplanned web services, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most long-term portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our super-vertical, resource-constrained, virally-distributed branding compliance but our capacity to e-enable. What does the term "process management" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "research and development". Think short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We usually engineer C2C2B deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without appropriate user communities, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will benchmark the ability of web services to repurpose. Without implementation reports, you will lack synergies. We frequently syndicate back-end raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think B2C. The capability to grow transparently leads to the capability to empower intuitively. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 proactive, innovative Total Quality Control". We constantly streamline scalable CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The power to recontextualize transparently leads to the capacity to innovate vertically. What does the term "cutting-edge, proactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to seize "macro-wirelessly"? We usually empower cutting-edge B2C2B, turn-key implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It sounds incredible, but it's true! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It seems astounding, but it's true! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.