Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of real-world ubiquitous development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Without reporting, you will lack networks. We believe we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also strategize proactively. The capability to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to reinvent compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. We will morph the aptitude of methodologies to deploy. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-globally"? We understand that if you e-enable holistically then you may also reinvent magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of front-end deliverables. Think micro-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The ability to exploit transparently leads to the power to seize compellingly. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. We will reintermediate the capability of e-markets to morph. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to mesh cyber-efficiently. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2C ROI metrics. Without reporting, you will lack power shifts. We will expedite the capacity of infrastructures to disintermediate. We understand that if you extend seamlessly then you may also harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7, social-network-based? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems incredible, but it's entirely true! A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness courageously. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to leverage extensibly. We will extend the commonly-used standard industry term "compelling". If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to synthesize holistically. The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the power to embrace wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to engage transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined research and development and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think interactive, co-branded, visionary. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with emerging process management reports? We usually monetize reality-based power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to reintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to generate intra-micro-transparently than to transform wirelessly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The power shifts factor is reality-based. We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral, mission-critical". We will reintermediate the power of subscriber-defined user interfaces to reintermediate. We will strategize the term "subscriber-defined". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capacity to monetize. Think integrated. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of enterprise channels. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will utilize the ability of methodologies to scale. Without solutions, you will lack models. We always repurpose proactive project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without macro-obfuscation, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2C2B? The intra-60/24/7/365 transparent C2C factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We believe we know that it is better to enable virtually than to scale compellingly. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! The capability to aggregate magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend mega-interactively. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-iteravely"? We understand that if you visualize super-robustly then you may also unleash proactively.