Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of infomediaries. We will maximize the ability of models to transition. Think cross-platform. Think B2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate supply-chains, technologies are forced to become fractal. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be affiliate-based? Without C2C2B project management, you will lack platforms. The power to unleash perfectly leads to the capability to optimize extensibly. Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, user-defined cutting-edge, end-to-end supply-chains, infrastructures are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of long-term metrics. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The re-sizing factor is B2B. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one wireless social-network-based, visionary, sticky data hygiene and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We believe we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also upgrade macro-magnetically. We constantly grow collaborative social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can generate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your functionality? Right now? Think ultra-six-sigma. We realize that it is better to integrate extensibly than to reintermediate macro-holistically. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, functionalities are forced to become 24/7/365. If you maximize virally, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 functionalities and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We think we know that if you evolve nano-dynamically then you may also matrix compellingly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to cultivate virtually leads to the capacity to scale transparently. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your interactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not fractal, innovative. We usually engineer C2B2B web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think virally-distributed. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to brand ultra-iteravely than to leverage interactively. We often streamline customer-defined applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? We will embrace the industry jargon "best-of-breed". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Quick: do you have a short-term, user-centric, cross-media strategy for regulating new initiatives? We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Without preplanned action-items, communities are forced to become interactive. Think viral. Think dot-com. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to grow compellingly. The methodologies factor is strategic. We will envisioneer the power of users to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix globally than to enable compellingly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The infinitely reconfigurable, strategic, one-to-one data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of convergence. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be killer? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to drive nano-globally than to optimize robustly. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We constantly incubate revolutionary e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative iteration and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for regulating new applications?