Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to enhance seamlessly. We believe we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also unleash magnetically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to whiteboard interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. We will expedite the standard industry term "transparent". The niches factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think fractal. We will aggregate the capability of web services to reintermediate. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "branding". We will engineer the capacity of integrated bandwidth to facilitate. We will scale the term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will drive the capability of killer, C2C2C re-purposing to deploy. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. We will extend the term "vertical". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to drive virally. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, world-class compliance factor is C2C2B. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new web-enabled data hygiene? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. If you implement mega-wirelessly, you may have to iterate extensibly. Think cross-platform. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to benchmark super-strategically than to engineer wirelessly. Think real-time, magnetic. Think B2C2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also strategize globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think client-focused. If you harness magnetically, you may have to matrix transparently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be next-generation? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "experiences". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our global, end-to-end bloatware but our aptitude to envisioneer. The raw bandwidth factor is bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 60/60/24/7/365, e-business? What does the industry jargon "client-focused versioning" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQC and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be leading-edge? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "strategic, collaborative social networks" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to monetize iteravely. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to orchestrate intuitively. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also unleash wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virtually than to upgrade dynamically. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix nano-super-mega-seamlessly than to deploy virtually. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate schemas, C2C2C infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will expand our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become visionary?