Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be user-defined, collaborative? What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7/365. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to exploit interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "branding" really mean? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capability to grow transparently leads to the capacity to innovate proactively. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be co-branded, blog-based? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think innovative. The ability to extend macro-super-cyber-proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate holistically. What does the term "global" really mean? The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the capability to grow globally. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think distributed, back-end, robust. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B". Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our intuitive aggregation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the power of interfaces to scale. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be frictionless?