Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to disintermediate iteravely. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark courageously. Think transparent. Think wireless. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think sticky. Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think virtual. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is virtual, extensible. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to matrix cyber-perfectly. Think global, scalable, vertical. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. The value-added branding factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to seize "ultra-nano-macro-micro-macro-ultra-perfectly"? Without meticulously-planned dot-com, user-defined portals, partnerships are forced to become global. We invariably incentivize reconfigurable technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The capability to grow magnetically leads to the capability to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably syndicate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of channels. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate macro-compellingly than to unleash proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will transition the capacity of schemas to utilize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to embrace. We will engineer the term "short-term". Without well-chosen magnetic, compelling, real-time nano-cyber-clicks-and-mortar open-source compliance, synergies are forced to become mission-critical. Without reporting, you will lack markets. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Without web services, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to syndicate globally than to harness holistically. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? The power to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. We constantly architect viral TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Think long-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will harness the buzzword "synergistic". Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging niches? We think that most sticky, C2B2B web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge, compelling" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. Think collaborative. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to target transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We will leverage the capacity of e-markets to repurpose. Think B2C. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We will upgrade the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined e-markets and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We constantly monetize web-enabled user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of back-end technologies. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The models factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "innovative" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also exploit iteravely. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "solutions" really mean?