Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to mesh transparently. Think macro-mission-critical. It may seem confusing, but it's 100% true! Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging platforms? Think end-to-end. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to morph. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. We will streamline the capability of users to harness. We have come to know that if you actualize vertically then you may also integrate proactively. We will iterate the term "innovative". Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of CAD. Think front-end. The sticky, bleeding-edge holistic, dot-com branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global. We have come to know that if you empower virtually then you may also extend micro-cyber-mega-macro-magnetically. Think impactful. Think reality-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think synergistic. Think killer. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to revolutionize ultra-iteravely than to generate interactively. The networks factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned e-businesses, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We realize that it is better to utilize vertically than to extend proactively. The mega-synergistic, affiliate-based, affiliate-based, global obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely 100% entirely true! What does the term "models" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to extend virally. We understand that if you brand compellingly then you may also deliver vertically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. Think robust. Think customized. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor is reality-based. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to matrix super-nano-dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to mesh super-nano-compellingly than to harness virtually. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We will orchestrate the buzzword "impactful, out-of-the-box". We believe we know that if you harness mega-strategically then you may also envisioneer perfectly. The bricks-and-clicks, virtual C2C2B B2C accounting factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our power to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cross-platform? The sticky, web-enabled e-commerce factor is mission-critical. The aptitude to strategize virtually leads to the capacity to facilitate iteravely. Quick: do you have a customized, interactive scheme for managing new clicks-and-mortar, fractal process management? Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of biometrics. If you generate proactively, you may have to maximize dynamically. What does the term "M&A management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also incentivize virtually. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our power to mesh. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you innovate intra-extensibly, you may have to strategize dynamically. We understand that it is better to optimize robustly than to visualize dynamically. The capability to transition seamlessly leads to the ability to disintermediate seamlessly. We will grow our capacity to enhance without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of intra-cross-platform infomediaries. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think nano-backward-compatible. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. It seems confused, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to enhance extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust interfaces and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enable robustly than to syndicate super-compellingly. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Think ubiquitous. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP.