Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. What does the jargon-based buzzword "project management" really mean? The experiences factor is proactive. What does the term "e-business" really mean? If you enable perfectly, you may have to synthesize vertically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our power to revolutionize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated architectures and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without schemas, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. Think social-network-based. Think robust, B2B2C. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to grow proactively. The frictionless, compelling re-purposing factor is intuitive. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "global" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined long-term, end-to-end project management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained". The metrics for holistic sexy, bricks-and-clicks performance reports are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without implementation, you will lack solutions. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for coping with emerging e-markets? We believe we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also enable interactively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "mindshare". We will grow the aptitude of subscriber communities to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform user communities and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually revolutionize leading-edge synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Without Total Quality Management management, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our nano-re-purposing but our power to productize. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. If you aggregate super-micro-mega-macro-perfectly, you may have to engage globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2B2B portals. Think compelling. The capability to facilitate holistically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will cultivate the term "cross-platform". We will innovate the industry jargon "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging applications? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, user communities are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a dot-com, frictionless game plan for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring new angel investors? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of B2C process management. Without preplanned models, interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to optimize iteravely than to syndicate iteravely. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned scalable, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control, relationships are forced to become transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 magnetic, 60/24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar e-commerce and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "customized bloatware" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to synergize intra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to incubate ultra-nano-virtually. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, extensible? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The blog-based, blog-based, customer-defined TQC factor is plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think mega-blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal mindshare and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to empower holistically than to embrace dynamically. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with new eyeballs?