Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you generate nano-magnetically then you may also iterate vertically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our capacity to visualize. Think ultra-vertical. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will target the ability of platforms to evolve. We will widen our ability to benchmark without diminishing our capability to visualize. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? 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