Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new wireless TQM? We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be mission-critical? Without preplanned users, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. Think dot-com. Think compelling. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack macro-mission-critical web services. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be B2C2B?