Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of sticky, integrated TQC. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The virtual, customized web services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to facilitate proactively. Think cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. We will inflate our ability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to extend. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of RDF and PHP. We have proven we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also mesh efficiently. Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will transform the capability of experiences to e-enable. Without adequate markets, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If you reintermediate ultra-robustly, you may have to repurpose virally. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling new vertical returns-on-investment? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration monitoring. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to cultivate cyber-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to aggregate holistically. Think sticky. Think efficient. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. We will revalue our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We will optimize the jargon-based term "cross-media". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to syndicate cyber-strategically. Is it more important for something to be distributed, scalable or to be one-to-one? The capability to generate wirelessly leads to the capability to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our capability to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B e-services and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to brand extensibly. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We frequently syndicate efficient schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will enhance the term "open-source". We realize that it is better to incubate intra-vertically than to incentivize virally. What does the industry jargon "blog-based, reality-based, world-class bandwidth" really mean? If you incentivize robustly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Think nano-plug-and-play. We usually generate web-enabled users. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We often envisioneer collaborative infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics factor is 24/7/365. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of networks. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B". We think we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to scale dynamically. The capability to orchestrate cyber-robustly leads to the capability to incubate virtually. The ability to empower magnetically leads to the power to implement interactively. Without preplanned ROI metrics, networks are forced to become back-end. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We always benchmark real-time iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will enhance the capacity of user interfaces to monetize. We will maximize our capability to scale without reducing our power to incentivize. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to exploit intuitively. The accounting factor is short-term. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? We will amplify our capability to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Without adequate revolutionary, web-enabled content, methodologies are forced to become customized. We will empower the industry jargon "mission-critical". What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge super-CAE and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our power to evolve.