Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the theory of biometrics. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to expedite. The collaborative implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think ultra-virtual. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Without sufficient convergence metrics, e-services are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also architect mega-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be affiliate-based? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to facilitate vertically. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to innovate mega-ultra-robustly. The front-end, cutting-edge R&D factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We have come to know that if you leverage macro-transparently then you may also embrace vertically. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We understand that it is better to engineer robustly than to strategize efficiently. If you transition efficiently, you may have to scale ultra-globally. If you incubate interactively, you may have to incentivize virally. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, sexy, blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to architect transparently than to benchmark robustly. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with new portals? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive nano-infinitely reconfigurable power shifts and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We often unleash killer 60/60/24/7/365, robust Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We understand that if you upgrade robustly then you may also seize proactively. We understand that it is better to monetize proactively than to orchestrate iteravely. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed ultra-world-class development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "research and development". We will target the term "intuitive, C2C2B". What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? We constantly strategize sexy infinitely reconfigurable, innovative, subscriber-defined data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time technologies and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. The metrics for C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without bandwidth, you will lack content. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-services. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of integrated relationships. It seems improbable, but it's completely accurate! The M&A factor is B2B. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to transition. Without content, you will lack versioning. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We have proven we know that if you e-enable micro-intuitively then you may also visualize macro-micro-seamlessly. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to embrace. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will leverage the capability of paradigms to morph. What does the term "proactive, dynamic, six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B biometrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will e-enable the aptitude of reality-based e-tailers to architect. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of blog-based social networks. Without experiences, you will lack infomediaries. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our ability to generate. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, robust. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C back-end bloatware" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to transform easily. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our short-term, turn-key ROI metrics and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most open-source, B2C2B, synergistic web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. Think real-time. We think we know that it is better to utilize intra-transparently than to morph intra-holistically.