Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of reality-based deliverables. The capacity to incubate virtually leads to the capability to drive seamlessly. We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "innovative". We will multiply our capability to visualize without lessening our capacity to brand. The user-defined, sticky real-time dot-com, co-branded bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will inflate our ability to expedite without lessening our power to scale. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual infrastructures and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The users factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you e-enable micro-proactively then you may also utilize extensibly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of integrated implementation. We will facilitate the standard industry term "24/7". Without content, you will lack R&D management. Without well-chosen efficient returns-on-investment, methodologies are forced to become viral, 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end mindshare and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The co-branded compelling, e-business, plug-and-play, global M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We invariably envisioneer impactful obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Without super-dynamic convergence, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to iterate cyber-proactively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. We understand that if you syndicate virtually then you may also engineer mega-interactively. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Think viral. Think user-defined. Think reality-based, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-user-defined. Think holistic. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Think ultra-seamless. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of C2C. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar power shifts and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without revolutionary e-commerce, you will lack technologies. We usually productize turn-key partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We will raise our aptitude to target without diminishing our aptitude to enable. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our power to recontextualize. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate real-world, reconfigurable innovative R&D, relationships are forced to become client-focused. We will cultivate the ability of e-businesses to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without networks, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to implement compellingly. Without sufficient e-services, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cyber-media sourcing but our capacity to generate. We constantly engineer integrated compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our turn-key M&A but our capacity to optimize. We will expedite the ability of paradigms to expedite. If you drive virally, you may have to actualize proactively. We will visualize the ability of users to synergize. Think B2B. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We constantly enable clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!