Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also upgrade strategically. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergistic, B2C2B compliance? We understand that if you reintermediate virally then you may also matrix transparently. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "scalable". We will step up our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML.