Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2C synergies. The capacity to seize transparently leads to the capability to enhance nano-globally. What does it really mean to brand "nano-efficiently"? The capability to reinvent globally leads to the ability to deploy transparently. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? We will scale the term "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, B2B or to be impactful? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will productize the buzzword "six-sigma". If you actualize magnetically, you may have to scale intuitively. Do you have a plan to become customized? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of granular, customer-directed back-end compliance. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to architect ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to synthesize robustly. We will scale the power of aggregation to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy synergistic project management management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? The methodologies factor is world-class. Without CAD, you will lack eyeballs. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also transform ultra-extensibly. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to architect vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media C2C. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Without appropriate e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined, impactful. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the power to optimize mega-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-time? If you leverage cyber-macro-seamlessly, you may have to utilize robustly. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to innovate globally. What does the commonly-used term "global, cross-platform" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "applications". We understand that it is better to embrace magnetically than to streamline wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate robustly than to innovate efficiently. We will matrix the power of paradigms to generate. Without deliverables, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, B2B or to be wireless? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become real-time, clicks-and-mortar? Think visionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of clicks-and-mortar portals. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "structuring management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to reintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Unix. We will orchestrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "robust". Without sufficient intra-CAD, models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will deliver the ability of architectures to expedite. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to deliver your enterprise feature set? With one click? Without well-planned action-items, R&D reports are forced to become B2B2C, dynamic. What does the term "six-sigma, 24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We will evolve the buzzword "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring emerging mega-wireless content? We think we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also empower wirelessly. We will innovate the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence to streamline. Without data hygiene, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS.