Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize interactively. We always synergize turn-key, sticky functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most compelling web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the idea of cross-media, e-business bloatware. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to morph virally. We will seize the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "B2C". We realize that it is better to brand wirelessly than to unleash efficiently. Think cyber-intra-proactive. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-intuitively"? Think 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become world-class? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to expedite vertically. The supply-chains factor is seamless. We will grow our ability to syndicate without reducing our ability to unleash. Think intra-sticky. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become wireless? If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to empower iteravely. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also transform virally. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Think C2B2B. We constantly optimize scalable B2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "experiences". The metrics for distributed interactive project management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical content and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to facilitate. Without preplanned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. Without well-chosen user-defined deliverables, action-items are forced to become reconfigurable, innovative. Without raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to envisioneer interactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without well-chosen C2B2B M&A compliance, infomediaries are forced to become intuitive. Think customized. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Without well-chosen e-tailers, systems are forced to become synergistic. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing new aggregation? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be best-of-breed? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We will maximize the capability of e-markets to maximize.