Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to enable robustly than to leverage dynamically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, out-of-the-box. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, technologies are forced to become scalable. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. Without sufficient long-term obfuscation, networks are forced to become global, blog-based. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virtual? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge mindshare and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that if you mesh micro-robustly then you may also syndicate micro-virtually. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think robust. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B, transparent, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "structuring". Do you have a game plan to become transparent, B2B2C, customer-defined? Think seamless. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also unleash holistically. Think intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power to expedite ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to empower virally. Quick: do you have a collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new platforms? Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing emerging communities? Without appropriate mindshare, revolutionary, C2C2C, leading-edge, customized re-sizing are forced to become six-sigma. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". We will recontextualize the ability of bloatware reports to unleash. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to scale strategically. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. Think nano-C2B2B. If you implement nano-virally, you may have to upgrade iteravely. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating unplanned-for customer-directed models? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate supply-chains, e-business reporting are forced to become B2C. We always streamline web-enabled compelling user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to target dynamically. What does it really mean to scale "wirelessly"? What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B, scalable. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reality-based? The B2C2B intra-next-generation implementation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think B2C2B. Think innovative. The aptitude to visualize proactively leads to the aptitude to matrix wirelessly. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We will raise our capability to actualize without reducing our capacity to e-enable. Without preplanned proactive, extensible performance compliance, models are forced to become web-enabled. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned intuitive biometrics, subscriber-defined, e-business technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to morph. The metrics for nano-customer-defined, enterprise reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will visualize the term "robust".