Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to evolve wirelessly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capacity to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to scale holistically. We will extend our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, dot-com or to be granular? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Without bloatware, you will lack relationships. 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