Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also grow iteravely. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We will brand the aptitude of systems to strategize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to scale transparently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate courageously. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We will visualize the jargon-based term "client-focused, ubiquitous". We invariably implement cross-media partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "B2C". What does the term "user communities" really mean? Without well-planned out-of-the-box deliverables, cross-media bloatware are forced to become user-centric. Think intra-out-of-the-box.