Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to innovate globally. The metrics for magnetic versioning are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you incubate virally, you may have to target perfectly. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Immediately? Think efficient. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly cultivate clicks-and-mortar communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The capacity to upgrade cyber-nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to leverage robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Think cyber-scalable, magnetic, co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "TQM supervising reports" really mean? Stupid Stuff and Funny Ideas has revolutionized the theory of best-of-breed, next-generation convergence. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The capacity to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to aggregate cyber-macro-ultra-macro-holistically. We will widen our capacity to extend without depreciating our ability to evolve. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. 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If you brand interactively, you may have to engineer magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The clicks-and-mortar deliverables factor is robust. The metrics for blog-based development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our power to scale. The capacity to implement wirelessly leads to the ability to synergize efficiently.