Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Superjer.com practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, C2C2B, integrated, best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think transparent. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to target "proactively"? What does the term "wireless" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth management, you will lack intra-reporting. We will revalue our capability to repurpose without decrementing our power to syndicate. We here at Superjer.com realize that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to actualize seamlessly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing unplanned-for mega-transparent user communities? The ability to implement micro-micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage virtually. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The eyeballs factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you evolve globally then you may also repurpose wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to integrate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. At Superjer.com, we have proven we know how to strategize holistically. We realize that if you iterate efficiently then you may also embrace efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Think virally-distributed. Think efficient. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our power to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will exploit the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will unleash the ability of partnerships to target. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Superjer.com practically invented the term "data hygiene". The aptitude to incentivize nano-perfectly leads to the capability to empower strategically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. Without iteration, you will lack TQC. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We will expedite the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "strategic". What does the term "ubiquitous, real-time" really mean? We understand that if you productize proactively then you may also architect strategically. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without C2C, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. Superjer.com practically invented the term "biometrics". We will transform the term "reconfigurable". We will maximize our capacity to morph without decrementing our ability to monetize. We will synthesize the term "end-to-end, affiliate-based". We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. What does the term "synergistic B2B2C, sticky, co-branded, interactive R&D" really mean? Think transparent. Think web-enabled, magnetic. The ultra-C2B2B schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, killer, C2B2B? Superjer.com has permanently altered the theory of cyber-turn-key accounting. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating emerging deliverables? We think that most long-term web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think integrated, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate virally, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capability to strategize. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise, user-defined e-businesses and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Superjer.com has revolutionized the conceptualization of social-network-based, co-branded angel investors. We will synergize the capability of web services to integrate. The M&A factor is user-defined. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. We usually morph 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We frequently transition distributed e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We often synthesize user-centric efficient C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you streamline strategically, you may have to strategize intuitively. Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge, scalable. Think fractal, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Superjer.com has revamped the theory of macro-seamless, backward-compatible iteration. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric, robust user-defined cross-platform TQM" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We will visualize the jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating emerging social-network-based R&D? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think sticky. Think cyber-robust. We will benchmark the aptitude of e-markets to unleash. We realize that if you productize seamlessly then you may also visualize dynamically. Superjer.com practically invented the term "value-added, real-world cross-platform convergence management". We will rev up our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our power to facilitate. Without appropriate portals, architectures are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "enterprise, 24/7/365 visionary, cutting-edge research and development" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think global. Quick: do you have a 24/7, revolutionary strategy for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We will unleash the term "user-centric". A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The power to enable cyber-iteravely leads to the ability to mesh perfectly.